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Hey
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Safe to say I'm the biggest
The largest
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Been steppin' on shit since my mama
Stayed In them apartments, regardless
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My daddy told me keep the heat
Even when I'm in foreigns, I'm heartless
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These niggas is hatin' on me
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Just because
I'm the biggest, the largest
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The biggest…
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Here she is! Voted sexiest physician
in New York City
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over the last six years, by me.
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It was unanimous.
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What's up, dummy? I missed you last night.
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I missed you too.
How many lives did you save?
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- Just three.
- Three? You're not counting me?
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You save my life every day.
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- I feel alive when I'm with you.
- Aw, you're so sweet.
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- You're clearly in a good mood.
- I am in a good mood.
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It's this Adweek article.
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- It's so good.
- Yes, look at my man!
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Your little lean over the desk
is real cute.
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No, no, it's not cute.
That's a power lean.
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I'm asserting my dominance.
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Means we're a power couple, babe.
A power couple.
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Speaking of that,
Mayo Clinic needs my decision ASAP.
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That's really big. That puts you
in position to be the head of surgery.
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I know, but it just doesn't feel right.
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Besides, I'm excited for this
next chapter of us here together.
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"Miami Bitches"?
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- I've been doing a lot of thinking.
- What's goin' on?
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- And I'm just… I'm ready to do this.
- What the fuck?
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You gotta be shittin' me.
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
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- Uh-uh.
- Babe, for real?
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What the fuck? No.
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That is not the answer I wanna hear after
saying I'm excited for our next chapter.
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Babe, no. I just got
a bunch of random text messages,
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and it ended with a dick doin' a windmill.
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- That's what I'm referrin' to.
- You're having an eventful morning.
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So I'm gonna let you handle that,
and you just holler at me later, okay?
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Okay, we'll talk later. Hey. Hey!
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I love you.
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- Love you.
- Savin' my life.
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- I'm heartless
- Clear!
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Hatin' on me just because
I'm the biggest, the largest
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The biggest, the largest, hey
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- Morning, Joe.
- How you doin'?
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- Hi, Joe.
- Good morning, Tracy.
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Amazing job on that presentation.
Super proud of you guys.
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- Oh, thanks.
- There he is.
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- Oh!
- Our new chief creative officer!
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No, Barry, don't do that. Don't jinx me.
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Nobody's made an official decision.
Put it back in your pants until they do.
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Everybody knows
you're the boss man's top pick.
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Just stop. What the fuck are you wearing?
What is that on your face?
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- These? Smart glasses.
- What?
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I'm building a campaign
for this bullshit wearables company.
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It's got Internet, I can listen to music.
And it records video.
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You're recording me right now?
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Don't look at me like that.
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Your eyes gettin' all weird. Are they
the Pervert 7000s? What the fuck?
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They have a whole suite of wearables.
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Look at this necklace.
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- That's a camera too?
- It's a sexy body cam.
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Oh, shit. Is that the campaign?
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- Absolutely not.
- Fuck, yeah.
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- No.
- Sexy body cam.
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But I'm not the audience.
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- See the world from between your nipples.
- Look, Barry, you gotta see this.
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I got added to a random group chat.
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- The hell is this?
- I don't know.
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Boys! Men! In 24 hours,
we touch down in Miami
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to give away Mason Moses.
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- Aka Emily's bitch!
- Aaah!
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- "Emily's bitch"?
- Show up with a good attitude.
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And yes, I'm talkin' to you, Hunter.
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No one gives a shit about your breakup,
you giant white pussy.
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I have secured a Deluxe BNB
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that can only be described as
"within our agreed-upon budget."
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Oh my God.
It looks like a goddamn prison cell.
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And, yeah, it looks sus.
But that's 'cause we're broke, okay?
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- What?
- But for three days, we get Mason!
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Before he puts his penis in dick jail.
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- Clink!
- You know what? I'm gonna help these guys.
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- What… what are you doing?
- "Hey, guys, my name is Joe."
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"Uh, one of you is an idiot,
and you can't type for shit,
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which is why I am in the chat."
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"No worries.
I was young and broke once too."
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"I come bearing gifts."
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"Here's… $200 via Venmo."
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"Consider your first round
of drinks on me."
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Did you actually just pay them?
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Yeah, I did.
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- Okay.
- Real recognizes real.
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These guys just don't stop.
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They're inviting me.
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- To Miami?
- Yeah, they want me to go.
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Joe, they're ready for you.
Terry can't wait to see your presentation.
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- You have the presentation ready?
- Yeah, of course.
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I got this.
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Each generation has a moment
where we define who we are.
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There's no cap.
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Where we see our ops gettin' dubs
and say, "Bet, we about to eat, fam."
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'Cause we on some vibey-type shit.
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And now that it's our time,
we're gonna rizz all over it.
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Unlimited Premium Vodka.
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Rizz up!
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- Barry?
- I don't stop
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Mmm?
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Rizz up.
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Oh, I don't need a clap.
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You don't have to clap.
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Ugh. That was so cringe.
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- Yeah.
- Sorry, Daniel, what'd you say?
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I said it was cringe, Joe.
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- Everybody, I'm gonna need the room, okay?
- Yeah.
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- All right. Let's, uh…
- Joe, could you hold back?
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You know, your last three campaigns,
they've been total misses for Gen Z.
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That Fanta ad where the two bottles
are talking about changing pronouns
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from "he" to "him"
to "refreshing" and "delicious,"
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I… What the fuck was that?
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- Just trying to be inclusive--
- I mean, the sales just tanked.
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The board has said that
if you can't land Unlimited as a client,
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then we're gonna have to do a pivot
and maybe bring in somebody younger
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for the chief creative officer
position, okay?
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Somebody like… you know, Daniel.
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- You're talkin' about that Daniel?
- Yeah.
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You just don't seem to get
youth culture anymore.
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I mean,
if we're gonna survive as an agency,
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we can't be seen as old.
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Then let me… let me win
the Unlimited campaign back.
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Give me a chance to win it back.
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Terry, give me 72 hours.
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Let me go get it.
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If you can land that Unlimited campaign,
then… the CCO is yours.
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But if you fuck me,
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you'll be out of a job.
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I will not fuck you.
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I can't lose this job.
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You always talk
about startin' your own shop.
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So maybe now is the moment, okay?
I'll come work for you.
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Barry, I say a lot of shit. Just because
I say it doesn't mean I'mma do it.
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I've been climbin' this corporate ladder
for ten years.
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Ten years I've been climbin' this ladder.
I'm not ready to jump off.
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More importantly, what the fuck
am I gonna say to Jen? She just moved in.
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Goddamn kids. No, guys.
They're tryin' to get me to come party.
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I'm not goin' to go party with a bunch
of 20-something-year-olds. No, thank you.
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…be the ADHD, or my personality…
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Oh, my.
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Barry, the group chat. The bachelor party.
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What about it?
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What if this is my opportunity
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to get feet first
in a manner like nobody else has?
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Matter of fact, my pitch, basically,
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is comin' from their mouths
straight to the CEO's.
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Are we sure you're actually invited?
Or are they just fucking with you?
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No, I'm not. So we put a feeler out.
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- A feeler. See what they say.
- Put out a feeler.
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"All right, guys, look, if you want me
to go, I'll consider on one condition."
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Oh, somebody's typin'.
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Oh, you fuckin' with me, huh?
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All right, well,
"How about if I foot the bill for this?"
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Hey! Have you seen my Just for Men?
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Yes, baby, it's right here,
but I don't think you need it.
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I like the silver fox look.
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No, when them grays start popping,
you gotta take it down.
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- That's why I need it. Was it downstairs?
- Yes.
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Leavin' stuff all over the place.
Losin' my mind.
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- Okay, well, what are you packing for?
- Uh…
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- I don't want you to panic. Be cool.
- Okay.
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- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
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- I didn't get the promotion.
- Wait, what?
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- The pitch tanked.
- What happened?
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- Terry feels like I'm gettin' too old.
- Damn!
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- I'm sorry, baby.
- It's fine. Right?
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Like, I don't really agree
with the whole "I'm gettin' old" thing,
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but, uh… that's how he feels, you know?
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I think that's nuts. Ouch.
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But it is what it is.
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But it's cool, that gives me a second
to kinda reprioritize things in my life.
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Get myself together, think about
things that are important to me as a man.
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When I talk about takin' a leap,
it means change.
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You cannot be afraid of change.
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I think that I'm at a… a point
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where I just wanna make
better decisions for us.
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- Yes.
- Do more for us.
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- Yes. Yes.
- Be more for us.
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I'mma go to Miami.
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What?
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Remember the group chat where
I had the guys in there? I'm gonna go.
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I think I can fix this pitch
by studying them in Miami.
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So you're gonna go
to a stranger's bachelor party?
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Yeah.
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I feel like a fool.
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Oh, sh…
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Okay.
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Hey, you didn't think
I was proposin', did you?
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Yes! The commitment, settling down?
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Come on, now, what about
those things scream "proposal"?
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Joe, you're on one knee.
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Yeah, uh, 'cause
I'm puttin' stuff in my bag.
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Okay, wait. Okay.
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Oh, God.
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Babe, I don't think you understand
the magnitude of what's going on,
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so just let me… let me
break it down for you, okay?
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I am in jeopardy of losing my job.
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That means my plan
for our future together is in shambles.
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I'm sorry, babe.
The last thing on my mind is marriage.
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Excuse me?
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What did you say?
What does that even mean?
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We're kids. Like, we're so young.
Why are you--
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- We're not kids.
- What is happening right now?
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What do you want me to do, hmm?
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You want me to wait around
for you to grow up?
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Please don't make me do that.
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I really hope
you enjoy that bachelor party.
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Well, that means a lot. Thank you.
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Come down, come down to Miami
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Come down, come down to Miami
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Come down, come down to Miami
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Hey, babe. Just touched down in Miami.
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I'm feeling a little bit weird
about the way that we left things.
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I just want you know that I love you.
Call me when you can.
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- Come down, come down to Miami
- Hey!
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It's the fake freshman!
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- Hey, guys.
- What's up, unc?
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- You good?
- Yeah, sounded like you said "unc."
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- Oh, well, I… I did.
- Yeah.
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- OG.
- Okay.
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I don't know who's who. You're
just a bunch of numbers in my phone.
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I got you. Uh, I'm Nick, best man.
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- Hey. Okay?
- Okay. Got it.
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This racially ambiguous pussy
is the bride-to-be,
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my best friend, Mason Moses.
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Mason Moses. How you doin'?
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- Nice to meet you.
- Hey, he's taking a big step, man.
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- I'm real proud of you, dawg.
- Thank you.
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Shut the fuck up, bitch.
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I'm not proud of you for shit. Getting
married's for pussies. You're a big pussy.
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Anyways, uh, this is Hunter.
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- Yeah.
- More of a gatherer, but good guy.
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Hunter. How are you, man?
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- How are ya?
- Good.
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Is there a last name,
or is it just Hunter?
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It was gonna be Mr. Matthews
if things had worked out.
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Bro, fuck her, dawg. Let it go.
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That sounds really nice, actually.
I would love to fuck her.
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- You were gonna take her last name?
- Yeah, why wouldn't I?
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Be the honor of my life.
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Okay. Got it. Hunter.
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- Hunter it is.
- Yeah, and then there's, uh…
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Oh, where the fuck is Freshman?
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Oh!
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- Bad dog!
- Whoa.
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Hey. Don't go over there.
There's a dog over there. He is not happy.
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I tried to climb that fence,
but I couldn't.
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You didn't have to do all that.
Joe's here.
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He's got the code. He'll let us in.
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- Oh.
- Joe, this is Freshman.
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Oh, you old. Like, vintage.
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- Freshman, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
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Why they call you Freshman?
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Nobody knows for real.
It's been so long, we've all forgotten.
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We call you Freshman
'cause you repeated freshman year.
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Oh!
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Yeah, it was…
it was way harder the second time.
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- They added letters to the math.
- Aah.
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- Yeah.
- What do you say we check out the spot?
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- Absolutely, right?
- Let us in, Joe. Come on.
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Let's, uh… check it out.
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Whoo, baby-baby
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Smells like money
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Open my wallet…
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Hey, y'all think this real gold?
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- Don't blow the lights, dawg!
- Shit!
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Whoa, look at the backyard, bro!
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- Looks like a football field.
- This room is insane.
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Get mine, get mine, get mine
Get yours, bitch, I'mma get mine
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- Get up, get up, get up…
- Mason, look! It's like a forest out here!
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With no trees.
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Smell like money
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Hey, guys! Can we live here forever?
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Please?
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Hey, what'd I say? Paradise, right?
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- Whoo!
- Yes, sir.
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Yo. All right, listen. Let's talk about
the itinerary for tonight.
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We gotta make some bad decisions.
We gotta get Mason arrested, okay?
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So, tonight, party bus.
We tear up South Beach.
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- No survivors.
- Hmm!
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Then, tomorrow morning, we grilling
and chilling by the pool. No survivors.
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- Uh-huh.
- Nick, I like where you at, man.
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This y'all first time partying
with the big dog.
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- Ooh!
- Yeah. And I plan on bein' off the leash.
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So I could bite anybody.
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Gotta kick it off with a big bang.
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Pow! Pow! Got a gift for y'all.
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Oh, you ain't gotta do that. That's--
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No, I had to.
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We gonna party, we got to party right.
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Yeah.
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Let me get it. Let me get my--
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- Up.
- No, I got it. There you go.
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- Wow.
- Oh, okay.
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There you go.
You said you don't wanna survive, right?
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Whoomp, there it is.
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- Ooh…
- No survivors!
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Damn! Okay.
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You know
they sell alcohol here too, right?
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- Thank you, bro, for all the booze.
- Yeah.
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- It's maybe too much?
- No, man, ain't no such thing.
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- Just told you, you with the big dog now.
- Right.
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It's my job to make sure
you guys have a good time.
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- Thanks.
- I mean that.
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Sure, it's a little bit weird
that this old man got us all this alcohol,
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but this little man got
a big wallet, boys.
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He's flexin'. Thank you, bro.
We appreciate it.
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- Hey!
- Oh!
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Mmm. He said it.
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He a little angry leprechaun.
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Nick, I meant to ask you, man. I saw
that invite video. It was really good.
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- Oh, thanks.
- Is that your gig?
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Oh, no, Nick's unemployed.
This weekend is basically his whole life.
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Oh.
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Just like Elizabeth was mine. Heh.
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Yeah, you know what? I'm not unemployed.
I'm just in between careers.
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- You and E broke up?
- Yeah, man.
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That was the love of your life, man.
She was perfect.
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That must've hurt.
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Just saying, guys, it's gonna be
a lot of tears this weekend.
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Hey, fuck that. No tears.
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May turn this bitch into Eat, Pray, Love.
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Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey!
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I just told y'all the big dog is here.
Come on, now!
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If anything, it's gonna be tears of joy.
You hear me?
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And you already know the vibes.
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Got him.
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Aah! Look, I'm gonna make drinks.
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You wanna get things started,
do it yourself.
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Four… Rob Roys.
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Yeah. Shaken, not stirred.
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I'm gonna make sure he's not drugging us.
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- Yep.
- Good idea.
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- Uh…
- This place is nuts.
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- Joe! How you doing, bro?
- Hey.
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- I'm good, man. This is cool.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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I just wanted to tell you, bro,
uh, it's really weird that you came.
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- Really?
- I had no idea you were, like, 50.
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No, man, I'm 40.
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Oh, 40, yeah.
That's… that's still so many years to be.
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No, man, 40 is the new 20.
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It's a lot.
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Look, man, if I offended you in the chat,
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I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
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I was just messin' around.
I hope you didn't take that seriously.
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Joe. Joe, we're good.
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- Okay.
- It's like I'm hanging with my dad.
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Or not.
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Listen, all I'm trying to say is this
is me and Mason's, like, last hang
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before he does this crazy marriage thing.
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- He going to jail, pretty much.
- Mmm.
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That woman is scary.
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- She not gonna let him out the house.
- Yeah.
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It's a big deal that
we spend time together
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and kinda keep this a perfect weekend.
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I get it, but I wanna let you know
so you can be more comfortable.
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- I'm here to hang with the gang.
- Okay.
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I ain't here to get in the way.
I'm out the way.
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And if I ever get in the way, then you
pull me to the side and say, "Joe, move."
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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- I'm pickin' up what you're layin' down.
- All right. We good?
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- Yeah, we good. This is great.
- Come on, Joe. All right.
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Hey, we ain't going nowhere
until y'all finish these Rob Roys!
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All right, Joe.
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You--
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I know you fucking lying.
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I mean, come on, Joe.
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Fuck, man!
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You just-- Oh, that's terrific.
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We can find somewhere to go
in this Miami book.
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Freshman, where'd you get that?
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A lady at the airport gave it to me.
She was nice.
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Bro, this is in Arabic.
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- And it got pictures in it.
- Hey, if you like it, I love it.
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- Dale, dale
- Get nasty, get freaky
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- You sexy, you fine
- Okay
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- Go, go, go
- Go
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Go, girl
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Go, go, go, girl
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Oh, God.
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Hey, Jaze, we recorded this earlier.
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At the old mansion.
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Some guy walked in
the boss's summer closet.
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- He's got a lot of nerve.
- Ah, fuck.
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- Okay, did you lock the door?
- Just like you said, yeah.
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- And you put that little label on it?
- Yeah.
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He's taking the boss's clothes.
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All right. Relax. It's okay, man.
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If I knew using Deluxe BNB would
attract renters that were such assholes,
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I would not have used Deluxe BNB.
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We're gonna turn this into a win.
That's what we do.
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Keep his security deposit,
double his cleaning fee,
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charge for repairs,
upsell him on the missing items.
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- You got it, boss.
- One more thing.
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I want you to watch this guy.
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Oh, shit, here she comes.
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I don't know. I feel ridiculous, but this
is all I could find on such short notice.
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Nah, man, you look like a bad genie.
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- I like it.
- Yeah?
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He looks great, right, guys?
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Yeah, man, you look like shorter Pitbull.
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Yeah.
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Gotta get two.
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- Oh, we gotta get beer.
- What about this?
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- Prosecco?
- Yeah.
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No. Know what that is?
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- This is my mom drink.
- Exactly,.
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Note to self.
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The younger generation.
You know, it's not just about the product,
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but it's about what they mix
with the product.
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What's the right drink?
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Hey, what's up, Joe?
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- Hey.
- What was that?
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I was about to make a call. Just… Nothin'.
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And what's that?
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Oh, necessary.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, okay. Whatever, man.
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I'm just noticing you're not
buying a lot of alcohol. So…
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What's your deal? You… you more of a…
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Do I have allergies?
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- I don't understand what you're asking me.
- Cocaine! Do you do cocaine?
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No! I'm not no cocaine guy.
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It's my rule. No more cocaine.
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Last time I did it,
I was watchin' the Scarface movie.
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While I was watching the movie, my wires
got crossed. I ended up blacking out.
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I don't know. I turn into a different
guy when I do cocaine. So no cocaine.
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It happens to me too.
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- With Chinese food.
- Oh, that's bad.
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What do you do? Do you do, like,
the… the eyes and the voice?
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Like, "Ooh… wha… whaaa…"
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- "Aah…"
- Are you… No! What?
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- Are you outta your mind?
- Yeah, you can't.
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Not in today's time. They'll cancel you.
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- Jesus.
- Sorry.
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First time she cheated on me, I said,
"Fine. You know what? Everyone gets one."
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Right? Second time? Okay. Third time,
it's starting to feel like a pattern.
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That third time, I was like,
"He's really a bitch, man."
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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You gotta understand, that's crazy, dawg.
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Well… you don't have to say that.
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And, like, at least it was, like,
a Black guy, so…
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- That was cool. Like, she was inclusive.
- Yeah.
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- You know?
- It's diversity.
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Yeah. She a nice person for that, dawg.
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Okay.
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What you… No, no, no, no.
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Your money's no good here.
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That's gold.
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Gold 'cause I'm bold, okay?
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These young guys want it, they get it.
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- Hey. Oh no.
- Uh, you gon' get it.
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What kind… How this cap on?
What you gotta do?
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- Just twist it.
- Twist it, now? Get outta here.
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I remember when I was doin' it comin' up,
it was just a simple snap and pop. Okay?
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Mmm.
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Oh.
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You doing the whole bottle?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Yeah, see, what you gotta do
is coat your stomach.
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But that's not enough.
Now you throw the real coat on.
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- You're not gonna drink both.
- No, you got to do it.
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Number two, what you gon' do?
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- No, Joe.
- Oh, come on, man.
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- Oh, my God.
- I don't think that's safe, man.
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Mmm.
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- You all right?
- Yep.
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- Ugh.
- Jesus.
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That's that, brother. We keep it up! Yeah!
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Oh!
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Hey, Joe, can I offer you some ZYN?
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- I'm sorry?
- See, Joe, I'mma do two.
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Lower deck.
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- Oh, shit!
- Upper deck.
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If you gonna do two, then I'mma do three.
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Oh!
20:32.855 --> 20:35.313
Run a triangle offense.
Two at the top, one at the bottom.
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I'm going Chicago Bulls.
Championship squad.
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Scottie Pippen, Toni Kukoč,
they at the top. Mmm?
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Mmm? Right there.
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I'mma put Michael Jordan in the paint.
Here you go. Fly.
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- They're supposed to sit on your gums.
- Oh, okay. I'll put it down there, then.
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- But I can drink with it, right?
- Yes, you can.
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- Why don't we keep it up? Yeah.
- Pour me up. Pour me up, pour me up.
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- Let's keep it goin'.
- Let me get that.
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Hey, hey, hey. Joe, Joe, Joe.
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- Joe.
- Come on, man. I ain't gonna post it.
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- What are you gonna do with it?
- I ain't been out like this.
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- Are you gonna jerk off to that later?
- What?
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Guys, guys. Let Joe get his video.
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But after that,
no phones, no social media.
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Yeah, just have fun!
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- Yeah!
- Whoo!
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Fuck, yeah! Hell, yeah!
21:17.605 --> 21:19.938
Listen up, boys. Hey.
Time to do emotional check-ins.
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- The fuck is that?
- Emotional check-ins before we go out.
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- Come on.
- Make sure everyone's copacetic.
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I'm sorry, I don't… I don't follow.
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I'll start. Um…
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Ooh! I feel appreciated.
21:30.521 --> 21:31.730
- Mmm!
- Good.
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- I'm feeling grateful.
- Ah, I like that.
21:35.105 --> 21:37.521
- Boys' trip, Miami, bachelor party.
- Yeah!
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I feel Miami.
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- All right.
- It's more of a city than a feeling, but…
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But I do though. I feel Miami.
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- If he feels Miami…
- I'm, uh, feeling a little emasculated.
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You got circumcised?
21:49.188 --> 21:51.021
Hey, Joe, how you feeling, man?
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- Hmm?
- How you feelin'?
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Oh, with the…
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- Pass.
- Pass?
21:58.771 --> 22:00.355
I don't wanna be in no therapy session.
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I understand that it can be scary
to share emotions,
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especially with people you just met,
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but it took a lot of courage for Freshman
to tell us that he was feeling Miami.
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- That was big of you, bro.
- Thanks.
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I'm feeling lit.
You want one, there you go.
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I'm gonna keep gettin' lit.
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Pow! Hold on. Pow!
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Yeah.
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- Question. My lip's startin' to get numb.
- That's normal.
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Like, this shit right here
is startin' to shut down a bit.
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But… that's what it's supposed to be?
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- Have you been swallowing them?
- Scottie Pippen and Toni Kukoč gone.
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You swallowed Scottie Pippen
and Toni Kukoč?
22:28.105 --> 22:30.021
- You feel fine? You're fine.
- I can keep drinkin'.
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- Oh, we drinkin'.
- Yeah!
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Everybody else in here thinkin'.
I'm the only one drinkin'.
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I feel Miami!
22:35.105 --> 22:37.146
I let shorty clean the pendants
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I'm a diamond in the rough
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- 24 carats, VV's in the slugs
- Uh! Hey!
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Rings go off
Like Michael with the glove
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Only one mobbin'
With designers and the thugs
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When we shop at Rick Owen
Bring a bottle full of bub
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Couple platinum records later
Still I got the game locked…
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No, no. You know what… what I'm gonna do?
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Freshman, put some old school on.
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- Okay.
- Hit me with it!
22:54.855 --> 22:56.771
- I'm goin' to my dad playlist.
- Come on, Fresh.
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- They call me Big Elly, Big Silly
- Whoo!
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- Okay.
- I know you fucking lying.
23:01.271 --> 23:02.938
- It's his song!
- Let's see it.
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- All right.
- Let's see it, man.
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- Ya hear me
- Whoo!
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I be slicing with these bars
So ya fear me
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Let me rip it up for cuz in the back
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Let me see them shoulders work!
23:11.980 --> 23:14.480
- Hey!
- I'mma tell ya how to cause an attack
23:14.563 --> 23:17.188
Timbaland, "Ladies love" on the track
23:17.271 --> 23:19.521
- Hey! Oh!
- Lovely, get the ice, pop champagne
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- Don't forget I used to ride the train
- Go! Go! Go! Go!
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- When I bump it right, call my name
- Damn! That's what I'm talkin' about!
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Oh, what the fuck, Joe?
23:29.605 --> 23:33.146
- Get the fuck off me. Fucking pink, man.
- What did you do?
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I think the good news is,
worst of it's over.
23:36.021 --> 23:37.021
What the fuck?
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Look, I saw an ATM outside.
I'll stop. I'll get money. Right?
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If it's clothes that I gotta get, I'll get
'em. Whatever I gotta do to fix this.
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I'm doin' what I said I was gonna do.
23:50.271 --> 23:54.146
I told 'em I was, so I don't understand
why they're acting as if I'm not.
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But I'm trying.
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How much for the skinny one?
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I'm sorry?
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The skinny one.
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- You're their pimp, right?
- I'm the… What are you talking about?
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I'm payin'. I got money.
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Hey, man--
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Get your sick ass outta here!
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Tryin' to buy my boys.
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You're not buyin' my boys.
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Is there a reason
why you got cash in your hand
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in a area known for prostitution?
24:21.105 --> 24:25.438
Grown 50-year-old man out here
with some underage kids.
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Okay, Officer--
24:26.480 --> 24:28.313
- Come on up outta there.
- Come on.
24:28.396 --> 24:29.605
You know, that's actually good.
24:29.688 --> 24:31.438
- They can clear this up.
- Yeah.
24:31.521 --> 24:33.063
- Guys, come on.
- Is everything okay?
24:33.146 --> 24:35.521
Uh, we got a little situation
where the officer,
24:35.605 --> 24:38.980
he thinks that I, us,
we are somethin' that we're not.
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- Maybe you guys can clear it up.
- It's easy.
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He's… he's like, our, uh…
24:42.563 --> 24:44.980
He's like our friend,
but he's older than us.
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- So he's like our daddy.
- Why… why would you…
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You don't need to say that.
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Sir, this relationship is completely
consensual, okay? We met via text.
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- He bought us alcohol.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Goddamn it. What are you d… Guys.
- His name is Joe.
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- Thank you.
- Smith?
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- Robertson?
- Something. Joe…
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- Stevens. Stevenson.
- Jackson.
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There we go.
We got a case now. Human trafficking.
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Soliciting. That's jail time.
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- Oh my God.
- Hands on your head!
25:06.521 --> 25:07.813
- Everybody goin' to jail.
- Yep.
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- Oh, my God. No…
- No, fuck that. Everybody's goin' to jail.
25:10.313 --> 25:12.980
- Guys, it's time for a loop-de-loop.
- Yeah.
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- Loop-de-loop.
- Joe. Joe!
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- Hey! Yes.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Leave him.
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- No, we can't… Joe. Joe!
- Leave him.
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- Joe!
- He's old.
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- Come on. We're loop-de-looping.
- What the fuck's that?
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- Loop-de-loop!
- Don't worry.
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- Loop-de-loop. On the count of three.
- Just stay.
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No. You guys are the reason.
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- Three…
- I'm goin' to fuckin' jail.
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- Three.
- Loop-de-loop!
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- Loop-de-loop!
- Hey.
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- I didn't get a receipt. Loop-de-loop!
- Get back here!
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- Do your job.
- Fuck!
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- Hey, guys!
- What the hell?
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Run, Joe! Move those little legs!
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Wait up! These fucking shoes!
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- Yo.
- Come on, Joe. High knees.
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- Ooh, shit.
- You're on your own, papi.
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Oh.
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We got him. Bingo.
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Stop!
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Don't move!
25:55.396 --> 25:57.605
- Stay right there.
- Running's gonna make it worse.
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- Can we just cut it out?
- Hey! Put your hands up!
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- Shut up. I'm gonna finish it now.
- Stay there.
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- Get down.
- Help!
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Help! Get off of me.
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Hey! Oh!
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Aah!
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Leave me alone!
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- Stop!
- You goin' to jail, little pimp.
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I'm not a pimp!
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Oh, my God.
26:17.730 --> 26:20.063
Holy shit! What the fuck was that?
26:20.146 --> 26:22.813
- Yeah, what the fuck was it?
- My first time ever doin' a loop-de-loop.
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- Is that a police badge in your hand?
- Yes.
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You stole that from a cop?
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From the fuckin' loop-de-loop.
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That's how I got it, man.
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- I got my clothes.
- Did you get ours?
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- No.
- Open the door, man. Can we go inside?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Um…
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Download, download.
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Download.
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Okay, um…
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"Check this out,
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and let me know what you think."
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Hey, this is Jen. Sorry I missed you.
I'll call you back--
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One time, ready? One, two, three.
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That was just last night.
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I get to see
their alcohol purchasing decisions.
27:30.063 --> 27:31.938
I get to see their pre-gaming,
their partying.
27:32.021 --> 27:34.605
No focus group on the planet
can give you this information.
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You need a fuckload more footage,
27:36.938 --> 27:40.480
but this is genius, man, using these kids'
real lives as part of the pitch.
27:40.563 --> 27:43.605
- Terry is gonna flip.
- Well, I can't. That ship has sailed, man.
27:43.688 --> 27:45.438
Told me I can't tape anything else. Weird.
27:45.521 --> 27:48.521
What is the deal? They wanna be online,
but at the same time, they don't.
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- What the fuck you wanna do?
- It's what the glasses are for.
27:50.980 --> 27:54.230
- What?
- I snuck my glasses into your work bag.
27:54.313 --> 27:56.563
And the necklace.
I knew you'd need 'em. Just pick one.
27:56.646 --> 27:58.813
What the fuck
are you snoopin' in my shit for, Barry?
27:58.896 --> 28:00.521
Why is everyone always asking me that?
28:00.605 --> 28:01.813
Know who sneaks around a lot?
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The Navy SEALs. These people are heroes.
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It's a double standard, Joe.
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How about instead of, "That's sus, Barry,"
why not, "Thank you, Barack"?
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- Thank you.
- Thank you, B…
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I'm not calling you fucking Barack,
but thank you.
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Am I tripping?
Like, this could actually work?
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I gotta figure out a way
to get back in their good graces.
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- Hey, Joe?
- Yeah?
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If one of these girls
flashes her titties in your face,
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make sure you record that, okay?
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Get your fuckin' self together, Barry.
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I don't know what
my wife's titties look like anymore.
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- It's grim over here.
- I gotta go.
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All right, so this Joe thing
is kind of a bust, right?
28:37.313 --> 28:40.688
Yeah, lookin' at Joe makes me sad.
I don't wanna be old, man.
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I mean, if we tell Joe to bounce,
28:42.438 --> 28:45.105
then we have to find,
like, a hotel or something, and…
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That's true. Also,
he's clearly going through something.
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We don't know this guy. What if he snaps?
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He could tie us up and fuck us.
28:54.188 --> 28:55.188
- What?
- That could happen.
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- True-crime shit.
- Right.
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- And he gon' fuck you first.
- There they go, there they go.
28:59.396 --> 29:00.771
- There.
- Shit, it's Dr. Pepto.
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Mornin', fellas.
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- Morning.
- Tell you what I need.
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Little kick of this.
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I've been peein' out my ass
all damn mornin'.
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- Jesus, man.
- Yeah.
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Look, I get it.
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All right? A major party foul on my part.
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I still believe in that method.
That Pepto-Bismol was the right move.
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I think I got a bad batch.
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You drank two bottles.
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You tried to sell us for sex, man.
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Okay, did I do that?
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- No.
- That's not what the cop said?
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I wanna go on record and say
if I did do that, that's wrong.
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- Sure. We can agree on that.
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- But you did fuck up the night, Joe.
29:32.563 --> 29:34.480
- Come on, guys. Okay.
- On some rookie shit.
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You gotta step up for that, Joe.
29:36.146 --> 29:38.688
Let's back up. I wanna say I'm sorry.
Okay? I wanna make it right.
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And I'm willing to do whatever
I gotta do to make it right. How about…
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All right. What if I were to go
and charter a yacht for y'all?
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Forget what happened last night.
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Courtesy of Joe, huh?
29:49.855 --> 29:52.271
- A yacht?
- I mean, that sounds pretty good to me.
29:53.063 --> 29:54.813
- You like that?
- Absolutely, yeah.
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Okay, all right.
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I'm on it right now.
29:59.063 --> 30:01.230
- Uh, Joe, before you go.
- Yeah?
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You look like
the inside of a rich dude's jacket.
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- Oh!
- Ha-ha!
30:05.605 --> 30:07.438
Congrats on your quinceañera. That's huge.
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That's two.
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It's like a rhythm. You just keep it.
Ba-da-da! Ba-da-da!
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Lookin' like Floyd Gayweather.
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Yeah, well, this is my guy now.
My boat guy. Hey, how you doing?
30:22.146 --> 30:24.813
Listen, uh, so we're here.
I'm walking down the dock.
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- Towards the marina.
- Oh, shit. Titties.
30:27.355 --> 30:30.105
He laughed, and then…
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- Just keep going.
- He was like…
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- Hello!
- Hi.
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- Oh, hey, boy.
- Hey, ladies! Hey, ladies, hold up.
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You guys know how to swim underwater?
30:38.521 --> 30:41.730
- Huh?
- 'Cause… I can hold your breath.
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All right, see y'all later.
Have a good one, boys.
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You guys are stunning. Have a great day.
30:45.855 --> 30:47.021
- What?
- Why would you…
30:47.105 --> 30:48.563
"Stunning"? What am I doing?
30:48.646 --> 30:49.813
- How…
- Focus.
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- Focus!
- How you feelin'?
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- I feel Miami!
- All right, chill out, man.
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Yeah. Okay. Well, I don't know
what that means. "A booking error."
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No, I don't want a refund.
I want a fucking yacht.
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God damn it. I mean, you gotta be…
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Mmm, let me guess. No yacht.
31:08.688 --> 31:10.855
Everybody take a beat.
Let me figure it out.
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I told you guys I'd get you a yacht.
That's what I'mma do.
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I'mma get you a yacht. Give me a second.
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You know what? Change of plans.
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Excuse me, coming through.
31:20.938 --> 31:23.063
Excuse me. How are you, man?
Always good to see you.
31:23.146 --> 31:25.813
- Whoa. What…
- Hey, you should see a Sam…
31:25.896 --> 31:26.896
Sam Slaughter on the list.
31:26.980 --> 31:28.188
- Sam Slaughter?
- Yeah.
31:28.271 --> 31:30.938
Sam Slaughter, yeah. No Sam Slaughter.
31:31.021 --> 31:32.896
- Get to the back of the line. Thanks.
- Slaughter?
31:32.980 --> 31:35.146
- Yeah, no, I didn't wanna do this.
- All right, let's…
31:35.230 --> 31:36.396
Ohh.
31:37.313 --> 31:39.021
- Officer, I didn't--
- Uh…
31:39.105 --> 31:40.355
- Yeah, but I'm just saying--
- Ah!
31:40.438 --> 31:41.855
- So you--
- Thank you.
31:43.771 --> 31:45.271
That group right there?
31:45.355 --> 31:46.938
- Yeah.
- We're all gonna go on this boat.
31:47.021 --> 31:49.355
We'll go around for a bit,
then we gon' get up out your hair.
31:49.438 --> 31:51.021
But I don't want nobody knowing I'm here.
31:51.105 --> 31:52.688
- Okay?
- Well, go on. Enjoy yourself.
31:52.771 --> 31:54.188
- Come on.
- Have a good time.
31:54.271 --> 31:55.813
Yeah. All right, rookie.
32:00.563 --> 32:03.771
- Oh! Joe, you the GOAT, man.
- Come on.
32:03.896 --> 32:05.730
- Yeah, man, this is… It's all right.
- Oh!
32:05.813 --> 32:07.438
Yeah, listen. What Nick is trying to say
32:07.521 --> 32:10.355
is you have more than made up
for your fuck-up last night, man.
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This is great!
32:11.438 --> 32:12.813
How about we just go get a drink?
32:12.896 --> 32:13.896
- Yeah.
- Can we get a drink?
32:13.980 --> 32:16.230
- Let's do it.
- Let's get a drink. Look around.
32:29.271 --> 32:31.563
- Let's do a toast to the groom.
- Ahh!
32:31.646 --> 32:33.271
We're losin' a good one. I love you. bro.
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Yes, yes.
32:34.438 --> 32:37.271
- That's Emily. I'll see you.
- Oh, come on, Emily? Boo!
32:37.355 --> 32:39.355
- Oh!
- Fuck you, Emily! He's ours!
32:39.438 --> 32:41.188
Boy's in love, man. I get it.
32:41.271 --> 32:43.896
No, that's bullshit.
It's always the same thing.
32:43.980 --> 32:47.230
What's going on with you, Hunter? Why you
looking like somebody stole your damn dog?
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Boats remind me of her.
We're both water signs.
32:50.355 --> 32:52.230
- Bro, shut up!
- Let me feel my feelings.
32:52.313 --> 32:55.730
- "Let me feel my…" What?
- Nick. Go get the Unlimited bottle.
32:55.813 --> 32:57.355
- So we can top our drinks off.
- Thanks.
32:58.105 --> 33:01.105
It's all right.
You gotta stop feelin' sorry for yourself.
33:01.188 --> 33:03.813
I mean, come on, look around.
Look at your environment.
33:03.896 --> 33:07.563
All these women around. Oh, my God, look.
Be like Freshman. Look at Freshman.
33:07.646 --> 33:09.813
Oh, my God. It's not that easy, man.
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Yes, it is. It's very easy!
33:12.980 --> 33:16.146
At the end of the day, Hunter,
I get it. I really do.
33:16.230 --> 33:18.563
Your girlfriend cheated on you, right?
33:18.646 --> 33:19.896
And at the end of the…
33:20.396 --> 33:22.438
That was… By the way,
a weird break in the music.
33:22.521 --> 33:23.855
- Turn the music back up.
- Yeah.
33:23.938 --> 33:25.438
- Okay?
- He was kid… He was joking.
33:25.521 --> 33:27.605
No, no, look, it is what it is.
33:27.688 --> 33:29.938
- No.
- And because it happened, you feel broken.
33:30.021 --> 33:31.271
What would I even say, man?
33:31.355 --> 33:32.855
Stop thinkin' so much!
33:32.938 --> 33:34.813
Okay? Look, be like Freshman.
33:34.896 --> 33:36.146
Yeah, be like me, man.
33:36.230 --> 33:37.521
Where are they coming from?
33:37.605 --> 33:41.271
Oh! Hello,
my name is Victor. I bring the vodka.
33:41.355 --> 33:44.688
- Oh, somebody found the Unlimited bottle.
- Yeah, come on!
33:44.771 --> 33:46.271
- Give it to Hunter.
- Okay.
33:46.355 --> 33:48.063
- Thank you.
- Yeah!
33:48.146 --> 33:50.355
- Come on. Let me get some too, right?
- Oh!
33:50.438 --> 33:54.521
Let's take a toast to an "unlimited"
amount of possibilities. How about that?
33:55.521 --> 33:59.146
Hey, to you gettin' back on the horse,
and I hope that horse got a fat ass.
33:59.230 --> 34:01.771
- At some point. Hey!
- Hey, dude, come on, man.
34:01.855 --> 34:03.688
I… Uh, give me one second.
34:03.771 --> 34:05.813
- I'll be back. I'm gonna go look for food.
- All right.
34:06.396 --> 34:08.896
- Come on, man.
- Do you think Joe could be my wingman?
34:08.980 --> 34:10.230
Uh, no. Too small.
34:10.730 --> 34:14.021
Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Talk to you soon.
34:14.105 --> 34:15.230
Excuse me.
34:15.730 --> 34:17.605
Hey!
34:18.271 --> 34:20.313
I was trying to find some food, man.
34:22.396 --> 34:23.438
You okay?
34:24.480 --> 34:26.146
Huh? What's wrong?
34:26.230 --> 34:27.313
Huh.
34:28.021 --> 34:29.730
I was talking to Emily on the phone,
34:29.813 --> 34:35.063
and I am realizing
how huge of a step this all is.
34:36.105 --> 34:37.480
Mmm.
34:38.730 --> 34:40.855
Cold feet. It's normal.
34:41.355 --> 34:44.105
Start thinking about life, thinking
about all the things you could do,
34:44.188 --> 34:46.938
what you got in place,
what you don't have in place.
34:47.021 --> 34:50.313
A job, a house, financial stability.
34:51.146 --> 34:54.271
No, Joe, I don't have…
I don't have cold feet.
34:56.688 --> 34:58.355
I thought 'cause you were crying…
34:58.438 --> 35:02.313
No, um, that's just
because I miss my fiancée.
35:02.396 --> 35:06.021
I am so excited to be a husband.
35:06.605 --> 35:08.438
But ever since I got engaged,
35:08.521 --> 35:12.021
Nick talks shit
about how excited I am to be married.
35:12.105 --> 35:13.521
But he just doesn't get it.
35:13.605 --> 35:17.688
It's all about…
creating something with someone else.
35:17.771 --> 35:20.063
Otherwise, you're just
wasting your life, and…
35:20.646 --> 35:21.855
If you have that,
35:22.355 --> 35:24.105
what are you waiting for?
35:24.688 --> 35:25.605
You know?
35:33.105 --> 35:35.230
Hey, this is Jen. Sorry, I missed--
35:37.230 --> 35:40.563
- Loco, go check on the jet skis now.
- You got it.
35:42.605 --> 35:44.855
How you doin'? Do you know
where the food is on this boat?
35:44.938 --> 35:47.313
Yo! Loco, close the door.
35:50.688 --> 35:51.521
Do I know you?
35:52.771 --> 35:55.313
No, you don't… you don't know me.
35:55.396 --> 35:57.105
I'm just lookin' for somethin' to eat.
35:58.146 --> 36:00.105
Are you a police officer?
36:01.271 --> 36:02.813
Who, me?
36:02.896 --> 36:05.563
No! No, no, I'm a… I'm a civilian.
36:05.646 --> 36:08.688
Last time a cop was on board, I did things
to him I wouldn't tell my own mother.
36:08.771 --> 36:10.188
I tell her everything.
36:10.271 --> 36:11.563
- Put that away.
- Yes, sir.
36:12.063 --> 36:13.063
Look at me.
36:16.271 --> 36:17.938
You're sure you're not a cop?
36:19.105 --> 36:20.021
Yeah.
36:22.480 --> 36:23.521
Come here.
36:24.355 --> 36:26.730
Juju, pour him a little bit
of somethin'-somethin'.
36:26.813 --> 36:28.938
Prove you're not a cop, Mr. Civilian.
36:32.438 --> 36:34.855
I, uh… Okay. The thing about this,
though, I don't do drugs.
36:34.938 --> 36:37.146
Do the fucking drugs.
36:39.313 --> 36:40.605
- Yeah. I'll do it.
- All right?
36:40.688 --> 36:42.646
By the way, yeah.
36:42.730 --> 36:45.771
You want me to do the drugs,
I'll do… I'll do the drugs, right?
36:45.855 --> 36:47.855
Okay, yeah. Let me just, uh…
36:47.938 --> 36:49.355
Okay, here we go. Here we go.
36:49.438 --> 36:50.521
- Mmm.
- Here we go.
36:53.521 --> 36:54.813
Oh, shit.
36:57.938 --> 37:00.271
No cop, right?
37:00.355 --> 37:02.230
I don't know.
You know what that felt like to me?
37:02.313 --> 37:04.563
Felt like you were a cop
pretending to be a civilian.
37:06.605 --> 37:08.188
To do a real one, like you mean it.
37:08.271 --> 37:10.021
Yeah, like a… like a…
like a criminal bump.
37:10.105 --> 37:14.063
More like a guy who walked into
the wrong room about to get killed bump.
37:14.146 --> 37:16.396
Okay, I'll do it.
Okay. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
37:17.938 --> 37:19.230
Double bump, comin' up.
37:20.813 --> 37:22.063
- Oh, shit!
- Whoo!
37:23.438 --> 37:24.938
- My man!
- Yeah.
37:25.021 --> 37:26.063
How you feel?
37:26.146 --> 37:29.938
Hey, that's, uh… that's in there. Right?
37:30.021 --> 37:32.355
- That stuff kicks in a little fast!
- Right.
37:32.438 --> 37:34.521
You got three seconds,
then I'm gonna bust your ass.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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I'm going. Get outta here.
Y'all all right. How's this work?
37:39.355 --> 37:41.980
- Let him go. Let him go. Yeah.
- I can't… I was… I can't leave.
37:42.063 --> 37:42.896
My man.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah!
37:44.646 --> 37:46.646
Ha-ha-ha!
37:48.605 --> 37:51.521
- There it is, on that side.
- Hey. Oh, you gotta go.
37:51.605 --> 37:53.438
No, you gotta go.
You gotta Go ahead, get there.
37:53.521 --> 37:56.896
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- They're having fun.
37:57.480 --> 37:58.938
Come on, Joe.
37:59.021 --> 38:00.605
Losing control. Don't black out, Joe.
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Joe. You good?
38:08.855 --> 38:09.688
Who is Joe?
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Hah!
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And you no fuck to me.
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- Is this racist?
- Oh, yeah, for sure.
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- I no like that.
- What happened?
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I no… I no like. I no like you look to me.
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Bro, nobody's lookin' at you.
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Gah!
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No fuck to me. No fuck to me!
38:34.021 --> 38:35.396
I fuck to you!
38:35.480 --> 38:38.813
Hey, why don't you mess
with somebody your own size?
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He wasn't doin' anything to you.
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Hmm.
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You want to fuck to me?
38:47.730 --> 38:49.313
- Mm-hmm.
- Un momento.
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Leave.
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Why?
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Because I want to say hello…
to my little friend.
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- Yep.
- Yep, okay.
39:00.230 --> 39:01.688
Okay.
39:03.313 --> 39:07.063
So you… you have beef with me?
39:07.146 --> 39:09.855
- One hundred percent beef.
- Does he know this guy?
39:09.938 --> 39:12.271
- Don't know. I think that's Katt Williams?
- Know what?
39:12.355 --> 39:15.646
I let you apologize for interrupting me.
39:15.730 --> 39:17.396
- I'm sorry…
- Hmm!
39:17.480 --> 39:18.938
- That you're a bitch.
- Wait, what?
39:19.021 --> 39:20.938
Go, go, go!
39:21.021 --> 39:22.355
- Yep!
- Hah!
39:22.438 --> 39:23.813
I no feel it.
39:23.896 --> 39:24.771
Hah!
39:24.855 --> 39:26.480
Hah!
39:26.563 --> 39:28.105
Now it's time to party.
39:28.688 --> 39:30.313
Did you just Will Smith me?
39:30.396 --> 39:32.563
I did. But you no get no--
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Ah, man! Aah!
39:34.480 --> 39:35.480
Olé!
39:36.521 --> 39:38.313
No one touches the Ricardo.
39:38.396 --> 39:40.480
Enough!
39:43.063 --> 39:44.355
Oh!
39:45.646 --> 39:47.355
What kind of drugs are you on?
39:50.896 --> 39:52.188
Oops.
39:53.771 --> 39:56.480
No, you no… you no know where I is.
39:56.563 --> 39:58.105
Nigga, don't you know I can see you?
39:58.188 --> 39:59.355
Yah!
40:00.230 --> 40:01.563
Ay!
40:01.646 --> 40:02.938
Ah, whoopsie-daisy.
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I no feel it. Aah!
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- Head trauma on the way.
- Oh no.
40:09.480 --> 40:11.730
- Oof!
- How much can you take?
40:12.980 --> 40:16.688
- You think you're winning?
- Does this look like losing? Huh?
40:18.271 --> 40:19.605
You go face-first.
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Face-first!
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I… I win.
40:25.355 --> 40:26.355
You no--
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Uno! Dos!
40:28.563 --> 40:29.438
Quattro!
40:30.146 --> 40:31.521
No, cinco!
40:33.855 --> 40:35.313
Oh, God.
40:35.980 --> 40:37.188
Open this door!
40:37.271 --> 40:39.271
No! No, you stay!
40:42.771 --> 40:43.855
You fight good!
40:43.938 --> 40:45.021
Thank you.
40:45.896 --> 40:46.896
Oh! Dude!
40:46.980 --> 40:48.146
- Gotta go!
- Hola.
40:48.813 --> 40:51.771
- Hunter, we gotta go now.
- Wait a minute.
40:52.938 --> 40:54.855
Do it! Thank you.
40:54.938 --> 40:56.563
- Not--
- Uh-oh. Joe?
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I am…
40:57.605 --> 40:59.021
Joe, please, please…
40:59.105 --> 41:02.313
…Ricardo… Montana.
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- Come on, Joe.
- Joe?
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This is my city.
41:04.980 --> 41:09.938
- Did you see that?
- El Rey de Miami.
41:10.021 --> 41:12.480
Hey, hey! Joe, Joe, Joe!
Please, you're gonna get us killed.
41:14.230 --> 41:17.313
Welcome to the fiesta.
41:17.980 --> 41:19.355
- You're late, puto.
- Ohh.
41:19.438 --> 41:21.146
- Thank you.
- Gah! Aah!
41:21.230 --> 41:22.438
- I no feel it!
- Oh, God!
41:22.521 --> 41:25.980
I think we gave him a little too much.
Go get that grasshopper.
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I am Ricardo!
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Run! Run, run!
41:32.605 --> 41:33.980
- Ah-ah-ah!
- Oh!
41:34.063 --> 41:35.521
- To the horses!
- Horses?
41:35.605 --> 41:37.521
- I don't know what horses is.
- Oh, shit!
41:37.605 --> 41:39.896
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
41:39.980 --> 41:41.813
- Oh! Oh, dude!
- Gah!
41:41.896 --> 41:42.980
- I fine.
- Show me.
41:43.063 --> 41:44.938
- I okay.
- Peekaboo, motherfucker.
41:45.021 --> 41:47.730
Oh, my friend! Ah!
41:47.813 --> 41:49.438
- Puto, yes!
- Oh no!
41:51.313 --> 41:52.271
These are the horses!
41:53.063 --> 41:54.605
You don't wanna do that.
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You a dead man. Okay.
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Ricardo? Hello?
42:17.688 --> 42:19.105
Ricardo?
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You awake, Ricardo?
42:21.188 --> 42:22.063
Ricardo?
42:23.230 --> 42:24.938
- Guys, he's finally awake.
- Ricardo?
42:25.021 --> 42:26.355
Hey!
42:26.438 --> 42:28.605
What are we sippin' on? Look at this.
42:33.146 --> 42:35.646
Hey, my baby.
42:36.813 --> 42:38.146
It's your lover.
42:38.230 --> 42:43.813
A ella le gusta la gasolina
42:43.896 --> 42:48.480
Dame más gasolina
42:48.563 --> 42:50.480
I love you!
42:55.563 --> 42:58.896
We have a problem.
Somebody stole our shipment.
42:58.980 --> 43:01.146
No, no, no. New guy.
Pretended to be a cop.
43:01.230 --> 43:02.938
Stole our motherfucking cocaine.
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What's up, baby? This is not mine.
I don't know what the fuck this is.
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Pull it up, pull it up.
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Please, please, Joe…
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Right there. Listen.
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I am El Rey de Miami.
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This is my city.
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His name? His name is…
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Ricardo Montana.
43:22.646 --> 43:23.646
…wingman…
43:23.730 --> 43:25.730
I really think…
43:28.146 --> 43:30.021
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Nick?
43:30.105 --> 43:32.021
Um, so I was just thinking for tonight,
43:32.105 --> 43:35.605
uh, I was thinking it'd be sick
if maybe you sat… you sat this one out.
43:35.688 --> 43:37.313
It should just be us, you know?
43:37.396 --> 43:40.521
Not some random stranger who showed up
out of nowhere, way older than us.
43:40.605 --> 43:41.605
Okay.
43:42.105 --> 43:43.688
Nick, look, man, I get it.
43:43.771 --> 43:46.563
Like you're scared. You feel like
you're about to lose your best friend,
43:46.646 --> 43:48.480
and because of that feeling, you know,
43:48.563 --> 43:52.271
you got a nice amount of energy bottled up
that you don't know what to do with.
43:52.355 --> 43:54.271
Take that energy and apply it to yourself.
43:54.355 --> 43:56.896
Start thinkin' about the things
you wanna do with your life.
43:56.980 --> 43:58.230
- Like a career, you know?
- Yeah.
43:58.313 --> 44:00.313
Yeah, well, I know what I… I'm gonna do.
44:00.396 --> 44:02.896
- Okay.
- I just wanna be helpful to you, unc.
44:03.605 --> 44:04.938
Ah, that's a hard C.
44:05.021 --> 44:08.396
I don't think I really need help,
though… Nick.
44:08.480 --> 44:09.521
Oh,
44:10.188 --> 44:12.021
Yeah, I don't like
that C thing you're doing.
44:12.105 --> 44:12.980
Well, mine's was a K.
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Whatever, man. I'm good.
44:14.605 --> 44:16.230
- Oh.
- My life is gonna be lit.
44:16.730 --> 44:18.980
- Well, mine too, buddy.
- Yeah?
44:19.063 --> 44:20.563
- Lit-y.
- Great.
44:20.646 --> 44:21.980
- Okay.
- Cool.
44:22.063 --> 44:23.188
- Yeah.
- Huh.
44:24.355 --> 44:25.480
- Tsk.
- Pfft.
44:25.563 --> 44:27.230
- All right.
- So we're good?
44:27.313 --> 44:28.355
Yeah.
44:28.438 --> 44:31.980
Uh. so maybe you just…
stay around here tonight, I mean?
44:32.063 --> 44:35.146
Organize your pills,
ice your back, shit like that?
44:35.230 --> 44:36.896
I don't ice my back.
44:38.105 --> 44:40.271
You know… you know what, Nick? I'm going.
44:44.230 --> 44:47.521
Oh, guys, guys,
wait a minute. Hold on. Hold on. Yes.
44:47.605 --> 44:49.605
- Wow!
- Medium well, please.
44:49.688 --> 44:50.730
Right, right, right, right.
44:50.813 --> 44:57.563
Hey, boys, hey. I think that it is time
that you take full custody of this.
44:57.646 --> 44:59.563
- The book.
- Oh shit.
44:59.646 --> 45:00.938
Nick, this is the… the…
45:01.021 --> 45:03.480
Oh, my God. Look at these photos.
45:03.563 --> 45:05.146
Oh, our first concert.
45:05.230 --> 45:06.938
- The OutKast reunion!
- Yes, bro.
45:07.021 --> 45:10.021
No, Nick, you have always been
the keeper of the book, dude.
45:10.105 --> 45:11.271
You're about to get married.
45:11.355 --> 45:14.063
You're gonna be the most
responsible one out of all of us.
45:14.146 --> 45:17.146
Nick, this is the best fucking gift
I ever could have asked for, man.
45:17.230 --> 45:19.730
- I got you, bro. Love you, man.
- Thank you.
45:19.813 --> 45:22.938
- Aw, that's a good gift.
- That's nice. Really nice.
45:23.021 --> 45:24.730
All your memories are in that book?
45:24.813 --> 45:27.730
Why don't you guys just use social media?
That's what it's for, right?
45:27.813 --> 45:31.605
This is a physical representation
of who we are.
45:31.688 --> 45:33.146
Nick started it when we were 12.
45:33.230 --> 45:36.105
Since then, anything that has happened
has gone into this book.
45:36.188 --> 45:38.105
- Can… can I take a look at it?
- I don't know if--
45:38.188 --> 45:39.521
- Can you look?
- Yeah.
45:39.605 --> 45:41.605
After this weekend, Joe,
you gonna be in this book.
45:41.688 --> 45:43.188
Well, that…
45:43.271 --> 45:46.646
I mean, I don't know. I don't even know
how to take that. That was huge.
45:46.730 --> 45:47.771
It's incredible, actually.
45:47.855 --> 45:50.313
So you guys aren't lying.
This is really from the early days.
45:50.396 --> 45:52.396
- That's right.
- Wow. Look at you guys.
45:52.480 --> 45:55.938
- Is this what Facebook was like?
- Hey, Joe? Just get the book back?
45:57.521 --> 45:58.855
Sure, Nick.
45:59.646 --> 46:01.980
Yep. You're kind of crinkling it.
46:02.563 --> 46:03.980
- It's an old book, you know?
- Got it.
46:07.396 --> 46:10.230
- Sorry, give me… give me one second.
- Oh, yeah, take your time.
46:10.313 --> 46:13.063
Joe, this new shot
of these kids hanging out
46:13.146 --> 46:16.313
and making drinks with the Unlimited,
this is incredible.
46:16.396 --> 46:20.688
I know, and this generation
is all about real, authentic connection,
46:20.771 --> 46:23.063
not the shit
that you wanna fucking put online.
46:23.146 --> 46:25.730
They're into the real shit,
things people will never see.
46:25.813 --> 46:27.355
Yo, this promotion is yours, Joe.
46:27.438 --> 46:28.730
Joe Nixon's back, baby!
46:28.813 --> 46:30.355
- Fuck, yeah! Yeah!
- Oh.
46:30.438 --> 46:31.480
You know, except--
46:31.563 --> 46:34.271
- Why'd you say "except?"
- There's no women in this footage.
46:34.355 --> 46:37.063
Come on, Barry, stop it with
the women and the titties and shit.
46:37.146 --> 46:38.771
No, no, no, no, no. Not that, okay?
46:38.855 --> 46:40.521
I was thinking about titties,
talking about…
46:40.605 --> 46:43.146
Terry's gonna want
the woman's perspective, you know?
46:43.230 --> 46:45.188
That's 50 percent of the customer base.
46:45.271 --> 46:47.230
- The female demo, yeah.
- Yes.
46:47.313 --> 46:48.730
So go find some Gen Z women.
46:48.813 --> 46:50.480
- Shit.
- Okay, I gotta go.
46:50.563 --> 46:52.063
Hey, did you turn the oven on?
46:52.146 --> 46:53.521
No more dino nuggets!
46:53.605 --> 46:55.938
- We had dino nuggets…
- Oh!
46:56.021 --> 46:59.605
It's the Tiger, Ricardo Montana!
46:59.688 --> 47:02.563
The whole city is talking about
the shit you pulled.
47:02.646 --> 47:05.063
- Cold-blooded….
- Cold-blooded!
47:05.146 --> 47:11.438
All we want to do is show respect
to the new boss of the bosses!
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Oh!
47:14.980 --> 47:15.938
Gracias.
47:23.105 --> 47:24.730
Please take this away from me.
47:25.813 --> 47:28.438
Something's off
about this Ricardo guy, man.
47:32.730 --> 47:34.021
You fucking kidding me?
47:41.355 --> 47:42.896
I already know what you thinkin'.
47:42.980 --> 47:46.230
"I gotta find me a girl
that's in my league," right?
47:46.313 --> 47:47.438
"Somebody normal."
47:47.938 --> 47:48.771
Wrong!
47:48.855 --> 47:51.855
Tonight, we in the major leagues.
I'mma be your coach.
47:51.938 --> 47:54.938
I don't know, man. I feel like a fucking
pervert talking to women in person.
47:55.021 --> 47:58.313
I would much rather just comment
on her Instagram till she notices.
47:58.396 --> 48:00.271
- Look, here's what you're gonna do.
- Yeah.
48:00.355 --> 48:02.146
You gonna look
out there on that dance floor.
48:02.230 --> 48:05.021
When you find the prettiest girl,
you gonna point to her. Right?
48:05.105 --> 48:06.855
Do something to start the conversation.
48:06.938 --> 48:10.063
- Oh, wow.
- Say, "I need help settling this debate."
48:10.146 --> 48:12.146
- This is like a master class.
- A debate?
48:12.230 --> 48:13.980
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Blacks versus whites.
48:15.021 --> 48:15.980
- What?
- Probably not.
48:16.063 --> 48:16.980
- No, man.
- Whoo!
48:17.063 --> 48:20.396
Whoa! Yo. Yo! Remember
the bachelorette party from this morning?
48:20.480 --> 48:22.105
- Yeah.
- They're here, dawg.
48:22.188 --> 48:23.646
- Six o'clock.
- No way.
48:23.730 --> 48:26.188
- We gotta wait till six o'clock?
- No, six o'clock.
48:27.771 --> 48:29.771
- Whoo! Cheers!
- Can't touch this…
48:30.521 --> 48:31.355
- Hunter.
- Yeah?
48:31.438 --> 48:33.438
I'm about to call a play.
We up. Look at me.
48:33.521 --> 48:35.730
- Look at what I'm calling.
- I don't know what that means.
48:35.813 --> 48:37.480
- Follow me!
- Okay, got it.
48:39.813 --> 48:41.771
- ¿Cómo está?
- Hey, what's goin' on?
48:42.271 --> 48:43.563
Have a good night. Enjoy.
48:44.063 --> 48:45.438
Ladies!
48:45.521 --> 48:47.771
Hey! How you doin'? I'm Big Dick Joe.
48:47.855 --> 48:49.021
Oh, well, hi.
48:49.105 --> 48:51.063
Mmm! What I tell you? What I tell you?
48:51.146 --> 48:53.146
Mason. Uh, hey, he's a groom.
48:53.230 --> 48:54.313
Bride. I don't know.
48:54.396 --> 48:56.438
You guys should have sex
and ruin your marriages!
48:56.521 --> 48:58.605
Uh, that's Nick. Forgive him.
48:58.688 --> 49:00.688
His sense of humor hasn't grown
since middle school.
49:01.271 --> 49:03.230
- Let me keep it going. This is Freshman.
- Hi.
49:03.313 --> 49:04.438
- Nice to meet you.
- Freshman?
49:04.521 --> 49:06.855
- Like, "Freshman" like school.
- Oh, I went to school too.
49:06.938 --> 49:08.813
- I'm gonna go home. I don't wanna do this.
- What?
49:08.896 --> 49:11.021
- I'm gonna go home and go to bed.
- No! Absolutely not.
49:11.105 --> 49:13.688
I called the play. I called the play! Go.
49:13.771 --> 49:15.105
All right, here we go.
49:18.355 --> 49:19.563
- You.
- Me?
49:19.646 --> 49:21.063
I've been watching you dance.
49:21.146 --> 49:22.855
I also have a big penis.
49:22.938 --> 49:24.688
Why you doin' the Terminator?
What the fuck?
49:24.771 --> 49:26.480
Yeah, I'm just gonna… I'm sorry, I don't.
49:26.563 --> 49:27.980
- I'm Hunter. How are you?
- Scarlett.
49:28.063 --> 49:29.605
You never bail. Shit.
49:29.688 --> 49:30.896
- Hi.
- Oh, hello.
49:30.980 --> 49:33.021
- It's nice to meet you.
- How are you? Oh!
49:33.105 --> 49:34.521
- Oh, that's cool.
- Yeah.
49:34.605 --> 49:36.438
Oh, barking.
49:36.521 --> 49:37.521
Yeah. Hey, Joe?
49:37.605 --> 49:38.896
- Yeah?
- I'll see you after.
49:40.396 --> 49:42.396
- Hey.
- Hi.
49:43.646 --> 49:44.480
How you doin'?
49:44.563 --> 49:46.396
That over there's
my best friend, Scarlett.
49:46.480 --> 49:49.188
She's into big twinks
and she just broke up with her ex.
49:49.271 --> 49:50.730
So she's gonna fuck his brains out.
49:50.813 --> 49:54.896
And it's like, if they're gonna fuck,
then… then we're gonna fuck, right?
49:54.980 --> 49:56.271
No. No, we not.
49:56.355 --> 49:58.355
- Pull your dick out.
- What?
49:58.438 --> 49:59.855
I can get to it if you want me to.
49:59.938 --> 50:01.813
- It's easy if I just put a leg up.
- Huh?
50:01.896 --> 50:03.646
- I have a condom on already.
- You got a what?
50:09.980 --> 50:12.313
- You gotta try this. It's pretty good.
- Okay.
50:12.396 --> 50:13.980
- Oh my gosh!
- Oh! Oh, that's okay.
50:14.063 --> 50:15.521
- We can save it.
- It's fine.
50:15.605 --> 50:17.188
- Let's just cheers now.
- Okay.
50:17.271 --> 50:18.688
Don't spit that. Don't sp--
50:18.771 --> 50:19.813
- Hey, hey. Listen.
- Yeah.
50:19.896 --> 50:23.521
I know that you're weird and old
and stuff, but this is cool, man.
50:23.605 --> 50:25.980
- Thank you.
- Means a lot. Come here, man.
50:26.063 --> 50:27.813
- All right.
- That's what grown men do.
50:30.230 --> 50:32.605
All right, guys,
split up and find this motherfucker.
50:32.688 --> 50:34.021
He's gotta be here somewhere.
50:39.188 --> 50:42.730
So we are going to another club.
Do y'all wanna come with us?
50:42.813 --> 50:44.813
We got a stretch limo, plenty of room.
50:44.896 --> 50:47.021
I think I speak on behalf
of all the guys here
50:47.105 --> 50:49.021
that we're trying to have a boys' night.
50:49.105 --> 50:50.771
He don't speak for me.
He don't at all.
50:50.855 --> 50:52.521
- The fuck?
- Come on, it'll be fun.
50:52.605 --> 50:53.938
Ladies, let me talk to the guys.
50:54.021 --> 50:55.480
- Yeah.
- Have a little powwow.
50:55.563 --> 50:57.396
- Y'all just give us a second.
- Okay.
50:57.480 --> 50:59.438
With the guys. Will you back off?
50:59.521 --> 51:00.730
- Please.
- Come on, baby.
51:06.646 --> 51:08.813
Come on, Hunter!
51:08.896 --> 51:10.480
- Whoo!
- Ha ha!
51:10.563 --> 51:11.688
- Yeah!
- Dang!
51:11.771 --> 51:15.813
- My life changed completely. So fast.
- You're on the plane. You gotta land it.
51:15.896 --> 51:18.063
Gotta land the flight.
I gotta be like Sully.
51:18.146 --> 51:19.146
- Yes.
- Yeah.
51:19.230 --> 51:22.021
Okay. I'mma get right to it.
Who's fucking? Raise your hand.
51:22.105 --> 51:23.146
Oh, yeah.
51:23.230 --> 51:25.896
- Oh shit, yeah.
- If approached to fuck, I will fuck, sir.
51:25.980 --> 51:28.313
And I am not fucking anyone
who isn't Emily,
51:28.396 --> 51:30.313
but I will go wherever you guys wanna go.
51:30.396 --> 51:32.563
Did you count me? I'm fucking.
I'm fucking ready to fuck.
51:32.646 --> 51:33.855
I know, but that's aggressive.
51:40.563 --> 51:44.021
All right. Okay, okay, okay. We got
three yeses, one maybe, and one no.
51:44.105 --> 51:46.188
I'm not… I'm not…
I'm not fucking either, Mase.
51:46.271 --> 51:48.855
- You're not?
- So I got two. Two no fucks, three fucks.
51:48.938 --> 51:51.521
Okay? All right, I'm about to call it in.
Ladies.
51:51.605 --> 51:53.105
- Yes?
- We're in.
51:58.355 --> 52:00.146
- No--
- We'll go in the stretch limo.
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I know!
52:10.021 --> 52:11.980
It's okay. Enjoy your drink.
52:13.021 --> 52:15.230
Walk! Just go.
52:16.646 --> 52:18.230
Lead the way!
52:18.313 --> 52:20.855
- Wanna call your mama?
- Take the bag. No, please…
52:20.938 --> 52:23.605
- Meet you in there, baby.
- Get in the car, please!
52:23.688 --> 52:25.146
- Hello?
- Hey, babe.
52:25.230 --> 52:26.188
Hey… Hey!
52:26.271 --> 52:27.563
I think this is the wrong number.
52:27.646 --> 52:30.480
- I'm looking for somebody named Ricardo.
- Hah! I can explain that.
52:30.563 --> 52:32.313
- I can, I can give you--
- No, thank you.
52:32.396 --> 52:33.730
Um, I'm just calling you back.
52:33.813 --> 52:35.230
Unless now's not a good time.
52:35.313 --> 52:37.605
No. No, no, no. No!
This… this is a great time.
52:37.688 --> 52:39.313
Joe! Come on!
52:39.396 --> 52:41.146
Hurry up. Get your dick in here!
52:42.813 --> 52:45.396
- Shut up and get the fuck in the car.
- Who is that?
52:45.480 --> 52:47.438
I'm in the v… I'm in the big van.
52:47.521 --> 52:48.980
Who the fuck is that?
52:49.063 --> 52:52.355
Oh, who's that? You… No. Ah. That's, um…
52:52.438 --> 52:53.688
Hunter… So this…
52:53.771 --> 52:55.605
It's crazy. He broke up--
52:55.688 --> 52:57.521
Whether you like it or not?
52:57.605 --> 52:59.188
You're gonna give me that dick!
52:59.271 --> 53:00.813
No dick for you.
53:00.896 --> 53:01.855
You there?
53:01.938 --> 53:04.271
Babe, you know what?
Actually, if I could… Give me…
53:04.355 --> 53:06.063
Give me, like…
give me, like, a quick minute.
53:06.146 --> 53:08.563
- Let me deal with some stuff real quick--
- No.
53:08.646 --> 53:12.396
I cannot wait
to be a priority in your life.
53:12.480 --> 53:14.063
- I can't.
- What? Why would you say that?
53:14.146 --> 53:16.188
- You are the priority.
- I'm not.
53:16.271 --> 53:19.396
Because if I was,
you would be here and not there.
53:19.480 --> 53:22.230
And clearly moving in together
was a big mistake.
53:22.313 --> 53:24.980
- I'll be gone when you get back.
- No, no, no, no. Babe, don't hang up.
53:25.063 --> 53:26.730
That's…
53:27.480 --> 53:29.438
Baby, you done with your phone call?
53:32.730 --> 53:34.521
Joe, talk to me, man. What's up?
53:35.021 --> 53:37.271
Jen is leaving. She's movin' out.
53:38.521 --> 53:41.313
Okay, so… what are you gonna do about it?
53:42.438 --> 53:44.813
That's a good question, Mason.
I don't know.
53:47.021 --> 53:48.146
I got the perfect thing.
53:48.230 --> 53:50.396
I'm gonna ask you
a couple of questions from a quiz
53:50.480 --> 53:52.813
that was really popular
online like a year ago, okay?
53:52.896 --> 53:57.355
But the most important thing is
that you answer without thinking, okay?
53:58.188 --> 53:59.021
Sure.
53:59.105 --> 54:00.313
Do you love this woman?
54:01.063 --> 54:01.896
Yes.
54:01.980 --> 54:05.146
Okay. Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
54:05.230 --> 54:06.730
Don't think, just answer.
54:06.813 --> 54:08.896
Do you wanna spend
the rest of your life with her?
54:10.646 --> 54:11.521
Yes.
54:11.605 --> 54:13.146
You passed the test.
54:13.896 --> 54:16.480
That's the test?
Two questions, that's the…
54:16.563 --> 54:18.521
No, the test had like, a hundred questions
54:18.605 --> 54:21.521
that basically boiled down to you
and your partner's sleeping numbers.
54:21.605 --> 54:23.730
It was like a mattress firm brand quiz.
54:23.813 --> 54:27.396
But you answered the two
most important questions correctly.
54:27.480 --> 54:28.355
Mmm.
54:28.438 --> 54:34.063
See, who cares if we don't have
all the pieces fitting perfectly together?
54:34.146 --> 54:36.438
Go home and tell her that you love her,
54:36.521 --> 54:39.271
that you wanna be with her forever.
54:39.771 --> 54:42.021
I promise you, if she is the right one,
54:42.730 --> 54:44.438
she will take you as you are.
54:45.563 --> 54:46.480
Wow.
54:47.230 --> 54:49.688
How old are you again?
54:52.521 --> 54:55.063
- Well, I got it.
- Did you ask me if I wanted a shot?
54:55.146 --> 54:56.396
- A shot!
- Yes!
54:56.480 --> 54:57.771
I'm not getting married, guys!
54:57.855 --> 55:01.105
So I can still have some fun. Come on!
55:01.188 --> 55:03.188
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
55:03.271 --> 55:04.521
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
55:04.605 --> 55:06.188
You guys should talk, man.
55:06.271 --> 55:09.771
Uh, no. He has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
55:09.855 --> 55:11.855
- Whoo! I like that. I like that.
- Yeah!
55:11.938 --> 55:15.355
The bond that you guys share, man,
it's… it's pretty amazing.
55:15.438 --> 55:18.021
Like, that scrapbook, the memories,
55:18.105 --> 55:20.230
that's the stuff worth fighting for.
55:20.313 --> 55:24.105
I hope that you find a way
to have a conversation.
55:24.188 --> 55:25.563
I hope so.
55:27.230 --> 55:30.313
Hey, I've been meanin', uh…
to talk to you about somethin'.
55:30.396 --> 55:33.188
- Yeah.
- It's a little, um… work-related.
55:33.271 --> 55:34.146
Uh-huh.
55:35.146 --> 55:37.605
- Hi! All out of beverage.
- We're doing shots.
55:37.688 --> 55:40.146
And I got to drink some more.
You promised me. You promised.
55:40.230 --> 55:42.563
Don't start yawning now. We had a deal.
55:42.646 --> 55:45.605
I have some for you. Glug-glug-glug.
55:45.688 --> 55:49.105
That last shot, though,
I think I might have… made a mistake.
55:49.188 --> 55:51.521
Guys, it's all spinning.
55:51.605 --> 55:53.771
- You gonna take care of me…
- What's goin' on?
55:53.855 --> 55:55.438
This car is so long.
55:55.521 --> 55:57.021
Hey.
55:58.563 --> 56:00.230
What, baby? What you worried about?
56:00.313 --> 56:03.021
Everybody over here
all of a sudden taking a nap.
56:09.271 --> 56:11.105
I know you fucking lying…
56:11.188 --> 56:14.105
You fucking lying… lying…
56:15.521 --> 56:17.688
Night-night, bitch.
56:43.313 --> 56:44.896
Yo, is everybody okay?
56:44.980 --> 56:45.980
I think so.
56:46.063 --> 56:47.605
Shit!
56:47.688 --> 56:50.313
They stole my phone and my wallet.
56:51.563 --> 56:53.688
Guys, it's all gone, all of it.
56:53.771 --> 56:54.730
Wait, what?
56:55.438 --> 56:57.105
What the fuck? Wait, they…
56:57.188 --> 56:59.605
- They fucking robbed us, man.
- That's what I just said.
56:59.688 --> 57:01.605
I knew it, dude.
Those girls were bad news.
57:01.688 --> 57:05.396
So many red flags. That girl was
hooking up with Hunter in five minutes.
57:05.480 --> 57:07.855
Her name was Scarlett.
I think we had something real.
57:07.938 --> 57:09.438
Oh, shut the fuck up.
57:09.521 --> 57:11.688
If we're here, I hope the girls are okay.
57:13.480 --> 57:15.646
- Freshman, the girls robbed us.
- Huh?
57:15.730 --> 57:18.021
The girls are the ones
who fuckin' robbed us, man.
57:18.105 --> 57:19.105
Girls can be bad?
57:19.188 --> 57:20.188
Wait. Wait, wait.
57:20.688 --> 57:22.063
Where's the book, dude?
57:22.646 --> 57:24.063
The fucking book, guys.
57:25.688 --> 57:27.313
They stole the fucking book, man.
57:27.396 --> 57:29.563
- They took the fucking book, Joe!
- I'm sorry.
57:29.646 --> 57:32.646
- This big excursion, so fun, man.
- I'm sorry.
57:32.730 --> 57:35.396
You're sorry? That's great.
That helps a lot, dude. Fuck!
57:36.521 --> 57:38.480
I mean, what the fuck?
How are we gonna get back?
57:38.563 --> 57:41.688
- We don't even know where we are.
- We could be in fucking Cuba.
57:41.771 --> 57:42.688
We're not in Cuba.
57:42.771 --> 57:46.146
Joe, what are we doing, man?
What are we supposed to do right now?
57:46.730 --> 57:50.855
Come on, on your feet. Let's just…
Let's walk, see if we can find a road.
57:55.188 --> 57:57.771
Give me the strength to carry on
57:59.271 --> 58:01.730
Give me the strength to carry on…
58:02.646 --> 58:05.396
Hey, Joe, this a beach.
58:05.896 --> 58:08.396
We're on a fuckin' island, guys.
58:08.480 --> 58:09.896
Think about it
58:10.355 --> 58:13.688
I think about it, I think about it…
58:15.396 --> 58:16.396
Tiny-ass island.
58:16.480 --> 58:18.480
We're gonna fucking die out here, man.
58:18.563 --> 58:20.230
We're gonna have to resort to cannibalism.
58:20.313 --> 58:22.438
Yeah. We're gonna eat each other out.
58:22.521 --> 58:24.938
No, Freshman, just eat each other.
58:25.021 --> 58:26.813
Yeah. They do it
in the movies all the time.
58:26.896 --> 58:28.855
- You will be the first one.
- I'm not…
58:29.438 --> 58:30.605
- Shit.
- Hold on.
58:30.688 --> 58:32.605
- What?
- A boat. Look.
58:32.688 --> 58:34.396
- There's a boat!
- Hey! Hey!
58:36.646 --> 58:38.105
- Hey.
- Hey, sir.
58:38.188 --> 58:39.730
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
58:39.813 --> 58:41.938
What the hell? Where did you come from?
58:42.021 --> 58:43.438
Have you been watching us?
58:43.521 --> 58:44.855
Yeah, from… from over there.
58:44.938 --> 58:47.605
Look, it's an emergency.
These women… girls, rather,
58:47.688 --> 58:50.230
they, uh, took our phones,
our wallets, right?
58:50.313 --> 58:51.146
Self-respect.
58:51.230 --> 58:52.980
- Bad people.
- Pretty people, though.
58:53.063 --> 58:56.563
We're just trying to see
if maybe we can get a ride back to Miami.
59:00.771 --> 59:02.563
Twist it, twist it!
59:02.646 --> 59:04.313
If it's there, we breathe in!
59:05.980 --> 59:07.980
- Yeah! It stinks…
- Tell you what, man.
59:08.063 --> 59:11.146
We can count our positives
way more than we can count the negatives.
59:11.230 --> 59:12.938
If that fisherman hadn't been there--
59:13.021 --> 59:14.313
Dude, just shut the fuck up, man.
59:14.396 --> 59:16.480
Am I the only one
who's wondering where we are?
59:16.563 --> 59:18.938
- We're on a boat.
- No, I know we're on a boat, man.
59:19.021 --> 59:21.146
I'm saying this doesn't feel like
a normal fishing boat.
59:21.230 --> 59:23.146
- What is all this fucking shit?
- Probably fish.
59:23.230 --> 59:25.313
- Let's just open it.
- It should be fish.
59:25.396 --> 59:27.355
It's not fish. Why would it be locked up?
59:27.438 --> 59:28.855
Okay.
59:31.146 --> 59:32.355
Wh… what is that?
59:32.438 --> 59:33.313
Pool noodle?
59:33.396 --> 59:35.605
- Freshly used.
- It's not a pool noodle.
59:35.688 --> 59:37.896
Yeah, the kids grab 'em
and play with 'em in the…
59:37.980 --> 59:39.438
In the pool.
59:39.521 --> 59:41.896
- Heavier than they normally would be.
- What's so funny?
59:41.980 --> 59:44.313
What the fuck are you laughing at,
Freshman? What's funny?
59:44.396 --> 59:46.105
The boxes say
"Kujira no penisu."
59:46.188 --> 59:47.396
What language is that? What?
59:47.480 --> 59:49.896
- Every box is in Japanese.
- You can read Japanese?
59:49.980 --> 59:51.938
- Yeah.
- What do you mean, "yeah"?
59:52.021 --> 59:53.688
- I'm a hyperpolyglot.
- You're a what?
59:53.771 --> 59:55.980
Hyperpolyglot.
Like, I know a bunch of languages.
59:56.063 --> 59:57.396
Hey, man, what the fuck is it?
59:57.480 --> 59:59.980
It's a whale dick, man.
You got a whale dick in your hand.
01:00:00.063 --> 01:00:02.230
- You couldn't start with that?
- Hey, relax.
01:00:02.313 --> 01:00:05.480
- Why didn't you fuckin' start with that?
- There's gotta be at least 50 whale dicks.
01:00:05.563 --> 01:00:07.438
- These are extremely valuable.
- What?
01:00:07.521 --> 01:00:09.313
There's a whole black market
to sell these.
01:00:09.396 --> 01:00:11.855
- They have healing and aphrodisiac power.
- How do you know?
01:00:11.938 --> 01:00:14.271
- Did you study whale dicks?
- Briefly, online.
01:00:14.355 --> 01:00:16.063
- Is this illegal?
- They're fucking smugglers.
01:00:16.146 --> 01:00:17.355
- I told you!
- Sh, sh!
01:00:17.438 --> 01:00:18.396
Sh, sh, sh!
01:00:21.813 --> 01:00:23.688
This is the US Coast Guard.
01:00:23.771 --> 01:00:26.271
Stop your vessel. Prepare to be boarded.
01:00:26.355 --> 01:00:27.938
Board this, asshole!
01:00:28.021 --> 01:00:30.521
- We gotta get outta here now.
- Do not go out there.
01:00:30.605 --> 01:00:33.313
Know why? 'Cause right now,
whatever the fuck is happening up there,
01:00:33.396 --> 01:00:35.605
they gonna assume we're part
of whatever the fuck this is.
01:00:35.688 --> 01:00:38.063
They're not getting my penises!
01:00:42.563 --> 01:00:43.688
Do not fucking move.
01:00:43.771 --> 01:00:46.271
- Don't move? They're shooting!
- I don't give a shit what they do.
01:00:46.355 --> 01:00:49.021
- I don't wanna get shot.
- You'll get shot if you go up there.
01:00:49.105 --> 01:00:50.063
We're gonna stay here.
01:00:50.146 --> 01:00:51.188
- Hey.
- Stay here.
01:00:51.271 --> 01:00:53.521
Drop your weapons and put your hands up.
01:00:54.021 --> 01:00:56.313
Isn't there someone else
you could be arresting?
01:00:56.396 --> 01:00:57.396
Listen.
01:00:57.480 --> 01:00:59.063
- Whoo!
- They jumped off the boat.
01:00:59.146 --> 01:01:00.855
- What do you mean?
- They jumped off!
01:01:00.938 --> 01:01:04.605
- So who's driving the fucking boat?
- There's no one driving the fucking boat.
01:01:05.188 --> 01:01:08.771
Joe! Joe, Joe.
What do you mean? It's water, Joe!
01:01:08.855 --> 01:01:10.063
Oh no!
01:01:10.146 --> 01:01:12.105
- Go, go!
- Get the fuck out!
01:01:12.188 --> 01:01:14.063
- What? Oh shit.
- Get the fuck out!
01:01:14.146 --> 01:01:15.813
I got it.
01:01:15.896 --> 01:01:17.396
Okay, I got it.
01:01:17.480 --> 01:01:18.355
Oh!
01:01:18.438 --> 01:01:20.730
- Look, look! Turn it. Turn it and push it!
- Okay.
01:01:20.813 --> 01:01:21.646
- Turn it?
- Hurry up!
01:01:21.730 --> 01:01:22.730
- And push.
- Come on!
01:01:22.813 --> 01:01:23.855
- It ain't opening!
- Sorry!
01:01:23.938 --> 01:01:26.480
- I'm really sorry.
- What are you sorry about? Get it open!
01:01:26.563 --> 01:01:29.021
- We'll do it together. Let's go on three.
- No.
01:01:29.105 --> 01:01:30.021
- What?
- Can't do three.
01:01:30.105 --> 01:01:32.396
- What?
- I'm not good on threes. Let's do four.
01:01:32.480 --> 01:01:33.730
- Okay, fine. Fuck!
- You ready?
01:01:33.813 --> 01:01:35.688
One, two, three, four.
01:01:37.063 --> 01:01:38.271
- I told you.
- Yes!
01:01:38.355 --> 01:01:39.855
- All my life.
- I've never done on four.
01:01:39.938 --> 01:01:41.230
- I can't.
- I've only done three.
01:01:41.313 --> 01:01:43.271
- I've never been able to do three.
- Go!
01:01:43.355 --> 01:01:45.855
- Go!
- Okay, yep. Sorry, you're right. Come on.
01:01:45.938 --> 01:01:47.771
- Wait for me.
- Grab a whale dick!
01:01:47.855 --> 01:01:48.688
Swim to the beach.
01:01:49.771 --> 01:01:51.355
- Grab a dick.
- Grab a what?
01:01:51.438 --> 01:01:52.855
- I got a dick.
- Grab a dick!
01:01:55.688 --> 01:01:57.896
It's good these things float.
01:01:57.980 --> 01:01:59.688
They way better than pool noodles.
01:01:59.771 --> 01:02:02.771
- I just need to lay down.
- I swallowed so much water.
01:02:02.855 --> 01:02:05.688
I wish I could thank the whale
that this dick belonged to.
01:02:07.730 --> 01:02:09.313
I'm so thirsty.
01:02:14.688 --> 01:02:17.105
Guys, dang, man!
We can say whatever we want.
01:02:17.188 --> 01:02:19.188
- Without these dicks, we don't make it.
- Hey, Joe.
01:02:19.271 --> 01:02:20.563
- Yeah?
- There's a jellyfish.
01:02:20.646 --> 01:02:23.313
Oh, shit! Guys, jellyfish at nine o'clock.
01:02:23.396 --> 01:02:25.105
Listen. One of those sting you, it's over.
01:02:25.188 --> 01:02:26.271
- Ooh! Fuck! Dude!
- What?
01:02:26.355 --> 01:02:27.855
- I think it got you.
- Joe.
01:02:27.938 --> 01:02:29.480
- It got who?
- Your face!
01:02:29.563 --> 01:02:31.188
- It got me on the fuckin' face?
- Oh!
01:02:31.271 --> 01:02:32.771
- Oh, my God!
- Oh, shit!
01:02:34.313 --> 01:02:36.271
- Do you feel anything?
- Guys, I think it got me!
01:02:36.355 --> 01:02:38.105
- Yeah, no, we know!
- It got me!
01:02:38.188 --> 01:02:39.480
- Use the dick.
- What?
01:02:39.563 --> 01:02:42.313
- The dick has healing properties.
- Is it fuckin' swollen?
01:02:42.396 --> 01:02:44.980
- If you put your face on it, it will help.
- No! No!
01:02:45.063 --> 01:02:47.521
And I hate to say it,
but it's concentrated mostly in the tip.
01:02:47.605 --> 01:02:49.313
That's bullshit, man!
01:02:49.396 --> 01:02:52.855
By the way, we are so lucky,
'cause this one has some semen left over.
01:02:55.605 --> 01:02:57.480
Whatever it is, it's numbing it a little.
01:03:01.271 --> 01:03:03.688
Hey, Joe,
at least take the whale to dinner first.
01:03:03.771 --> 01:03:07.063
- Why don't you go fuck yourself, Nick?
- That whale will never forget you!
01:03:07.146 --> 01:03:09.771
Okay, that's not…
That's honestly ridiculous, guys.
01:03:09.855 --> 01:03:12.063
I gotta get Benadryl and some ginger.
01:03:12.146 --> 01:03:13.146
I need ginger.
01:03:13.230 --> 01:03:15.021
'Cause my body,
the way that my body works,
01:03:15.105 --> 01:03:17.021
sometimes I just gotta
settle down the energy.
01:03:17.105 --> 01:03:18.438
God, it fuckin' hurts.
01:03:18.938 --> 01:03:20.396
That got pretty epic back there,
01:03:20.480 --> 01:03:23.188
but… we almost drowned in that boat,
and you saved us.
01:03:23.271 --> 01:03:25.771
I honestly just did what I had to do, man.
01:03:26.688 --> 01:03:28.355
I was thinking, um…
01:03:29.271 --> 01:03:31.396
I'd really appreciate it
if you came to my wedding, Joe.
01:03:31.480 --> 01:03:32.938
Say that again?
01:03:33.938 --> 01:03:37.396
Joe, you are a part of this family
as much as anybody else.
01:03:37.480 --> 01:03:39.438
So I want you there on my big day. Please.
01:03:39.521 --> 01:03:42.480
It'd be my fucking honor. You hear me?
01:03:42.563 --> 01:03:43.938
- All right. Let's--
- I mean that.
01:03:44.021 --> 01:03:46.230
- Let's go get you some Benadryl.
- Yeah, I'm fine.
01:03:46.313 --> 01:03:49.105
By the way, already feeling better
after that news.
01:03:49.188 --> 01:03:51.980
I send you out all night
and you come back with nothing?
01:03:52.063 --> 01:03:53.271
What is this guy, a ghost?
01:03:53.355 --> 01:03:55.688
There's too many people
on the streets talking.
01:03:55.771 --> 01:03:58.271
If word gets out that it's okay
to steal from me?
01:03:58.355 --> 01:03:59.188
- Fuck no.
- Stop.
01:03:59.271 --> 01:04:01.313
- I want my drugs back. Tonight.
- Go back.
01:04:01.396 --> 01:04:02.355
Stop.
01:04:02.438 --> 01:04:03.980
- Fuck! There he is.
- What?
01:04:04.063 --> 01:04:06.813
I knew I knew that son of a bitch.
He's staying at one of our mansions.
01:04:06.896 --> 01:04:09.230
- Pull up the address.
- He's renting one of our properties?
01:04:09.313 --> 01:04:11.771
He broke in your summer closet
after you put that label on it.
01:04:11.855 --> 01:04:14.688
And you didn't recognize him?
What are you, a fuckin' idiot?
01:04:14.771 --> 01:04:16.646
He's a fucking dead man.
01:04:24.021 --> 01:04:25.480
Unbelievable.
01:04:25.563 --> 01:04:27.355
Holy shit, my feet hurt.
01:04:27.855 --> 01:04:29.646
Get some water.
Can someone get some water?
01:04:31.063 --> 01:04:32.271
- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
01:04:32.355 --> 01:04:34.938
You know what I think? I probably
should get some more Benadryl.
01:04:35.021 --> 01:04:37.146
We could try Find My Phone
on your computer.
01:04:37.230 --> 01:04:39.146
It's a good idea, Mason. A real good idea.
01:04:39.230 --> 01:04:41.688
You know, maybe we can
find those girls and get our shit back.
01:04:41.771 --> 01:04:44.146
Hey, Joe, what are
all these photos and videos of us?
01:04:46.605 --> 01:04:48.146
Ohh… Oh, that's right.
01:04:48.230 --> 01:04:49.230
What is this?
01:04:50.271 --> 01:04:54.396
- What's up?
- "Unlimited campaign pitch deck"?
01:04:54.480 --> 01:04:56.563
The fuck? That's why
you brought the Unlimited bottles?
01:04:56.646 --> 01:04:58.105
This is a fucking marketing campaign?
01:04:58.188 --> 01:05:01.021
You've been doing,
like, corporate espionage.
01:05:01.105 --> 01:05:05.105
Listen to me, Nick.
That is not what corporate espionage is.
01:05:05.188 --> 01:05:06.438
Bro, look at the angle on this.
01:05:06.521 --> 01:05:08.646
That's what that fake-ass necklace was.
It was a camera!
01:05:08.730 --> 01:05:12.146
Why you guys acting like this, hmm?
Y'all should be honored.
01:05:12.230 --> 01:05:15.813
How fuckin' delusional do you gotta be
to think that we would be honored
01:05:15.896 --> 01:05:18.188
that you commodified our life
just to sell shit?
01:05:18.271 --> 01:05:21.021
What? This whole weekend's
just been some kind of fuckin' lie, huh?
01:05:21.105 --> 01:05:22.063
I feel violated.
01:05:22.146 --> 01:05:24.813
- Hunter…
- You exploited us without our consent!
01:05:24.896 --> 01:05:26.563
For your own personal shit.
01:05:26.646 --> 01:05:27.980
You're a monster, Joe.
01:05:28.063 --> 01:05:28.980
Now, that's enough.
01:05:29.063 --> 01:05:30.396
That is enough!
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:33.063
- I'm not a monster!
- Joe.
01:05:34.688 --> 01:05:36.188
I don't feel Miami no more, man.
01:05:36.271 --> 01:05:39.855
Freshman, now, hold on. Freshman.
Freshman, don't walk off like this.
01:05:39.938 --> 01:05:41.688
You still in Miami.
01:05:42.396 --> 01:05:45.730
Thought you got me out of my slump,
but you're just like Elizabeth.
01:05:46.563 --> 01:05:48.521
You look and sound
exactly like her right now.
01:05:49.105 --> 01:05:50.896
Fuck you, Joe.
01:05:50.980 --> 01:05:54.313
Fuck me? I'm… I'm the one
that almost got your dick sucked.
01:05:54.855 --> 01:05:55.813
Almost.
01:05:57.021 --> 01:05:59.521
This is crazy, guys.
01:06:00.188 --> 01:06:02.271
- I trusted you, man.
- Hey. Hey.
01:06:02.355 --> 01:06:06.355
Out of all people, you…
you the one that should be on my side.
01:06:06.438 --> 01:06:07.938
After what you said, remember?
01:06:08.021 --> 01:06:11.730
You said Nick has
the emotional intelligence of a child.
01:06:12.813 --> 01:06:14.480
Did you not say that to me?
01:06:14.563 --> 01:06:16.313
I know he's all drugged up.
01:06:16.813 --> 01:06:18.480
There's no way you said that to him.
01:06:20.605 --> 01:06:22.271
- Tell him, Mason.
- Right?
01:06:24.896 --> 01:06:25.896
Yeah.
01:06:26.730 --> 01:06:27.938
Yeah, you know what, Nick?
01:06:28.021 --> 01:06:31.480
It has been a little difficult
to talk to you since I got engaged.
01:06:31.563 --> 01:06:35.563
What? Are you serious?
You friend-cheated on me with this weirdo?
01:06:35.646 --> 01:06:38.271
It was just nice
01:06:38.355 --> 01:06:41.730
to talk to somebody
about how excited I am to be engaged
01:06:41.813 --> 01:06:45.313
without being called a pussy
every five seconds.
01:06:45.396 --> 01:06:49.063
What are you talking about, Mase? That's
what our whole relationship is based on.
01:06:49.146 --> 01:06:52.646
- That's how I show you--
- I'm telling you that doesn't work for me.
01:06:52.730 --> 01:06:53.771
Let it land.
01:06:53.855 --> 01:06:55.855
- Shut up, Joe!
- Shut the fuck up, Joe!
01:06:56.855 --> 01:06:58.438
- Fair.
- You know what?
01:06:59.146 --> 01:07:00.563
- Your little project?
- Don't do that.
01:07:00.646 --> 01:07:02.605
- Mmm?
- Hey, uh, okay, Nick?
01:07:02.688 --> 01:07:05.480
- I'm gonna tell you this one time.
- Hmm? Do you think this is cool, Joe?
01:07:05.563 --> 01:07:08.813
You do what I think you're about to, it's
gonna be some furniture movin' in here.
01:07:08.896 --> 01:07:11.313
- Swimmin' with the fishes, Joe.
- No, Nick, no--
01:07:11.396 --> 01:07:13.438
Oh, you got some fuckin' nerve, don't you?
01:07:13.521 --> 01:07:15.688
Goddamn it! You done did it.
01:07:15.771 --> 01:07:16.896
Ah, shit!
01:07:16.980 --> 01:07:19.480
They say I got seven seconds.
Can't hook it.
01:07:19.563 --> 01:07:20.563
You…
01:07:21.855 --> 01:07:24.563
You done fucked up, Nick. You hear me?
01:07:24.646 --> 01:07:26.605
You a bad person, Joe.
01:07:26.688 --> 01:07:27.980
Yeah, you better walk away.
01:07:28.063 --> 01:07:31.730
That's what you better do.
You better storm out like a little child.
01:07:31.813 --> 01:07:35.271
I can't believe that shit.
Mason, can you believe that?
01:07:37.271 --> 01:07:38.938
Joe, you gotta leave, man.
01:07:49.313 --> 01:07:50.855
So that's how it's gonna be, huh?
01:07:50.938 --> 01:07:53.355
Well, my name is still on that contract.
01:07:53.438 --> 01:07:55.771
Hey, y'all gonna give me my luggage?
01:08:03.855 --> 01:08:05.063
Mmm.
01:08:05.896 --> 01:08:06.896
Aah.
01:08:07.396 --> 01:08:10.438
I probably took more than I'm supposed
to take, but I feel like I had to.
01:08:10.521 --> 01:08:12.938
I think it's going down,
which is a good thing, right?
01:08:13.021 --> 01:08:14.771
Having such a bad day.
01:08:15.313 --> 01:08:17.938
Lost my goddamn phone.
I ain't got no wallet.
01:08:18.021 --> 01:08:19.230
Can't pay for shit.
01:08:19.313 --> 01:08:21.271
- God damn.
- What'd you just say?
01:08:21.355 --> 01:08:23.271
- Hmm?
- You said you can't pay for this?
01:08:23.355 --> 01:08:25.646
I said I can't play with this.
I don't fuck with that water.
01:08:29.730 --> 01:08:31.563
Whoo!
01:08:31.646 --> 01:08:32.813
Whoo! Yeah!
01:08:36.188 --> 01:08:37.938
I know you fuckin' lyin'.
01:08:40.313 --> 01:08:41.730
Hey!
01:08:45.480 --> 01:08:47.563
Hey! Don't trust them bitches!
01:08:47.646 --> 01:08:49.188
Shots! Shots! Shots!
01:08:49.271 --> 01:08:52.021
Wait! Them bitches are robbers!
01:08:52.105 --> 01:08:54.021
They're fuckin' robbers!
01:08:54.105 --> 01:08:55.563
Don't trust them!
01:09:05.438 --> 01:09:06.313
Aah!
01:09:06.396 --> 01:09:08.063
I was having…
01:09:08.146 --> 01:09:09.188
Aah!
01:09:09.271 --> 01:09:11.563
Aah!
01:09:11.646 --> 01:09:13.813
- Hey, what the fuck was that?
- Yah!
01:09:13.896 --> 01:09:15.688
- Oh, shit!
- Surprise, bitches!
01:09:15.771 --> 01:09:17.855
Guess who's back from Roofie Island?
01:09:17.938 --> 01:09:19.813
Oh my God!
01:09:19.896 --> 01:09:21.563
- Everybody stay still!
- What the fuck?
01:09:21.646 --> 01:09:25.271
Listen to me. I'm here to save your life
because these bitches, they crooks!
01:09:25.355 --> 01:09:26.313
- What, man?
- No!
01:09:26.396 --> 01:09:28.188
- Oh, fuck!
- Don't you fucking drink that!
01:09:28.271 --> 01:09:30.021
Don't drink it!
They gonna fucking drug y'all!
01:09:30.105 --> 01:09:32.521
You hear me? You're not gonna be yourself.
01:09:33.021 --> 01:09:33.855
He drank it.
01:09:33.938 --> 01:09:36.688
- Hey, brother, look at me. He gone!
- He's smashed.
01:09:36.771 --> 01:09:39.063
- Shut your ass up! Hey, man!
- He just looks like that!
01:09:39.146 --> 01:09:41.688
Look at me, man.
Don't you fucking die on me!
01:09:41.771 --> 01:09:43.230
- Fuck this shit! I'm out.
- No, no…
01:09:43.313 --> 01:09:46.230
You gotta get him some fucking food,
man. Put somethin' on his system.
01:09:46.313 --> 01:09:48.146
- Put somethin' on his system.
- Noted!
01:09:48.230 --> 01:09:49.938
Get him some fuckin' water!
01:09:50.938 --> 01:09:54.563
Ohh. Now, I see this
goin' one of two ways.
01:09:54.646 --> 01:09:57.605
You can either go the easy way
or the hard way.
01:09:57.688 --> 01:09:59.146
Easy way is real simple.
01:09:59.230 --> 01:10:00.396
Give us our shit.
01:10:01.063 --> 01:10:02.146
You mean
01:10:03.188 --> 01:10:05.855
our shit, yeah?
01:10:05.938 --> 01:10:07.063
- Oh, you want it?
- Well!
01:10:07.146 --> 01:10:09.063
- Somebody's smart about their choice.
- Want it?
01:10:14.230 --> 01:10:15.813
Oh, shit!
01:10:16.396 --> 01:10:17.605
Get off! Get off of me!
01:10:17.688 --> 01:10:19.105
Man, shut the fuck up!
01:10:19.855 --> 01:10:23.271
- Get his ass! Fuck him up.
- Get out! Get the fuck out!
01:10:23.355 --> 01:10:25.021
- Y'all tryin' to kill me?
- Get the fuck out!
01:10:27.355 --> 01:10:29.896
- Get the fuck out!
- Get your fuckin' hands off me!
01:10:32.105 --> 01:10:34.396
But now we're on stage
And a milli gets made
01:10:34.480 --> 01:10:36.063
I need that, I need that, Greaze…
01:10:36.146 --> 01:10:37.980
- Yes!
- Sit your ass down!
01:10:38.688 --> 01:10:40.105
I'll fuck you up!
01:10:44.105 --> 01:10:46.063
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
01:10:46.146 --> 01:10:47.271
You die!
01:10:48.521 --> 01:10:50.605
Motherfucker! Bitch, take this!
01:10:51.271 --> 01:10:54.563
I didn't actually
want your dick. You thought that?
01:10:58.105 --> 01:10:59.188
Fuck you, bitches!
01:11:00.646 --> 01:11:02.396
Oh, shit!
01:11:04.396 --> 01:11:07.105
Oh my God, Scarlett! I'm so sorry!
God! Oh, my God!
01:11:22.730 --> 01:11:25.730
Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky
Plug said he want 16 for the pound
01:11:25.813 --> 01:11:27.646
But I'm tryna get it
Under a rack like Saudi
01:11:27.730 --> 01:11:30.063
- Iced-out watch, my diamonds cloudy
- Get his ass!
01:11:31.313 --> 01:11:33.855
- Grills like Foreman
- I'm getting the fuck out of here!
01:11:33.938 --> 01:11:35.480
Watch out! Oh!
01:11:37.063 --> 01:11:37.896
Get over here!
01:11:41.855 --> 01:11:44.938
I would never fuck you, you fucking idiot!
01:11:45.021 --> 01:11:47.146
Oh, yeah? You fucking lost!
01:11:47.230 --> 01:11:50.396
Four against one. Four against one!
And I got the bag. Fuck you!
01:11:50.480 --> 01:11:52.563
I need that, I need that
I need that, I need that
01:11:52.646 --> 01:11:54.313
I got your scrapbook back.
01:11:54.396 --> 01:11:57.313
It wasn't easy, but I fuckin'--
01:11:57.396 --> 01:11:58.980
What the fuck are you doing?
01:11:59.063 --> 01:12:01.271
- I'm sorry! I thought you were them.
- Thought I was who?
01:12:01.355 --> 01:12:02.188
Drug guys, man.
01:12:02.271 --> 01:12:03.813
- What?
- They took Mason!
01:12:03.896 --> 01:12:05.688
You know Mason,
the strong one we were with?
01:12:05.771 --> 01:12:06.646
- The wedding?
- Yeah.
01:12:06.730 --> 01:12:08.646
- There was four of us, now three?
- I know Mason.
01:12:08.730 --> 01:12:11.521
- Light-skinned, kinda like us but lighter?
- I know who the fuck Mason is!
01:12:11.605 --> 01:12:14.021
- They took him!
- I'm losing a lotta patience with you.
01:12:14.105 --> 01:12:15.938
- With me? You made us drug dealers!
- Yes.
01:12:16.021 --> 01:12:19.688
Stop it! Right now. Take a beat,
and tell me what the fuck is goin' on.
01:12:19.771 --> 01:12:22.688
They think that you, Ricardo Montana,
are some sort of kingpin
01:12:22.771 --> 01:12:24.271
trying to move into their territory.
01:12:24.355 --> 01:12:26.730
- Who thinks that?
- They told us that we have until 8:00 p.m.
01:12:26.813 --> 01:12:29.396
We get the drugs back,
or they're gonna kill Mason.
01:12:29.480 --> 01:12:30.980
- What drugs?
- Yeah, "What drugs?"
01:12:31.063 --> 01:12:33.480
Yeah, what drug…
Don't pull that shit on me. What drugs?
01:12:33.563 --> 01:12:37.396
You stole 30 kilos of cocaine
from the big yacht.
01:12:37.480 --> 01:12:39.438
- I ain't steal no goddamn drugs.
- You did!
01:12:39.521 --> 01:12:42.021
They gave me this burner phone
and they said if we call the cops,
01:12:42.105 --> 01:12:43.105
they're gonna kill Mason.
01:12:43.188 --> 01:12:45.438
We have to meet them
at some exchange point with the drugs.
01:12:45.521 --> 01:12:48.105
I don't know how to use this.
It's from your generation. You do it.
01:12:48.188 --> 01:12:49.730
Y'all need to listen to me. Listen good.
01:12:49.813 --> 01:12:51.021
You sound like fuckin' idiots!
01:12:51.105 --> 01:12:54.730
Like I wouldn't know if I had 30 kilos
of cocaine on the…
01:12:58.896 --> 01:13:01.021
- Careful.
- The jet skis!
01:13:01.105 --> 01:13:03.896
- When you go down the stairs, make a left.
- Come on, come on!
01:13:04.813 --> 01:13:06.563
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh, God.
01:13:06.646 --> 01:13:09.313
- Over here, over here.
- How you open it?
01:13:09.396 --> 01:13:10.896
Oh, the front.
01:13:10.980 --> 01:13:12.355
- Hold the top.
- Oh! Oh!
01:13:12.438 --> 01:13:14.938
That's, like, five billion dollars' worth
of cocaine.
01:13:15.021 --> 01:13:17.730
- I don't know about that math, man.
- Guys, what is it?
01:13:18.438 --> 01:13:20.146
Yeah. Yeah, Joe.
01:13:20.230 --> 01:13:21.480
Bunch of it, man.
01:13:23.605 --> 01:13:24.855
Oh, shit.
01:13:26.813 --> 01:13:28.063
You bitches have my drugs?
01:13:28.896 --> 01:13:31.521
Yes, but… but listen, we… we have them,
01:13:31.605 --> 01:13:32.980
but I just wanna tell you that we--
01:13:33.063 --> 01:13:34.063
Who's this?
01:13:35.438 --> 01:13:37.563
Um… This is Joe Nixon.
01:13:38.230 --> 01:13:40.688
I told you
I only wanna talk to Ricardo Montana.
01:13:40.771 --> 01:13:42.855
Give me Ricardo Montana or the kid dies.
01:13:42.938 --> 01:13:44.730
- Oh, my…
- Okay, so here's the thing--
01:13:45.980 --> 01:13:48.271
- Hello? Oh, shit, he hung up.
- Oh, my…
01:13:48.355 --> 01:13:49.896
Oh, fuck, no.
01:13:49.980 --> 01:13:52.938
No, no, no, no. Okay, uh, call…
call him back and be Ricardo.
01:13:53.521 --> 01:13:55.396
- It's not that easy.
- Just call Ricardo.
01:13:56.188 --> 01:13:58.730
I don't have the fuckin' patience
to deal with Freshman right now.
01:13:58.813 --> 01:14:00.938
- Chill out.
- It's not a different guy. It's a…
01:14:01.021 --> 01:14:02.730
- It's him.
- What?
01:14:02.813 --> 01:14:05.563
- Just--
- Guys, I cannot just become Ricardo.
01:14:05.646 --> 01:14:07.855
- Ricardo is inside of you. All right.
- He's inside of him?
01:14:07.938 --> 01:14:08.980
- It sounded weird.
- Wait.
01:14:09.063 --> 01:14:10.813
It's not voluntary.
01:14:10.896 --> 01:14:13.605
All right?
It only happens if I… if I do the shit.
01:14:15.396 --> 01:14:16.313
What?
01:14:17.480 --> 01:14:18.688
Okay, so…
01:14:22.646 --> 01:14:25.230
Nick, cut him up a little bit of that.
01:14:25.313 --> 01:14:28.480
- Come on, Joe, it's just… it's just coke.
- Yep, just get in there.
01:14:29.563 --> 01:14:30.396
For Mason.
01:14:36.313 --> 01:14:37.605
Oh.
01:14:39.688 --> 01:14:41.146
- Whew!
- Oh.
01:14:41.855 --> 01:14:43.021
Hah!
01:14:43.646 --> 01:14:44.730
- Whoo!
- Did it work?
01:14:44.813 --> 01:14:46.563
Yeah, are you… are you Ricardo?
01:14:47.063 --> 01:14:48.355
God, please speak Spanish.
01:14:51.105 --> 01:14:52.855
Buenos… buenos días.
01:14:52.938 --> 01:14:54.521
Hola, Ricardo?
01:14:54.605 --> 01:14:56.396
Hola? ¿Cómo estás?
01:15:00.896 --> 01:15:01.771
No, still Joe.
01:15:01.855 --> 01:15:03.855
- Fuck!
- Fuck me, man. Come on, dude.
01:15:03.938 --> 01:15:05.105
Um… Do more.
01:15:05.188 --> 01:15:06.021
- Yeah.
- What?
01:15:06.105 --> 01:15:08.855
Do more fucking coke, man!
We need you to become Ricardo.
01:15:08.938 --> 01:15:11.063
That makes a lot of sense.
You have to do more coke.
01:15:11.146 --> 01:15:12.438
- No. No.
- Wait. What if Joe dies?
01:15:12.521 --> 01:15:13.396
That's a good point.
01:15:13.480 --> 01:15:15.980
What if Joe dies?
What if Mason dies, dawg?
01:15:16.063 --> 01:15:18.605
- You gotta just do it.
- I didn't put anything on my stomach.
01:15:18.688 --> 01:15:20.896
My stomach get fucked up.
I didn't take no Pepto-Bismol.
01:15:20.980 --> 01:15:22.688
- Shut the fuck up about Pepto!
- Do more!
01:15:22.771 --> 01:15:25.021
Not how it works.
When you do it, wait a beat. Take a beat.
01:15:25.105 --> 01:15:26.688
- Then after that, another beat.
- A beat?
01:15:26.771 --> 01:15:28.230
- If I don't…
- What's he talking about?
01:15:28.313 --> 01:15:30.021
- What are you talking about?
- Do more, man!
01:15:30.105 --> 01:15:31.480
- No, you gotta--
- Hey, fuck it.
01:15:31.563 --> 01:15:33.688
- You're doing more cocaine.
- No, no! Oh!
01:15:33.771 --> 01:15:35.396
- Do it!
- Oh, fuck!
01:15:35.480 --> 01:15:37.021
Oh. Oh!
01:15:40.021 --> 01:15:41.313
What the fuck was that?
01:15:41.938 --> 01:15:43.563
Huh? Seriously, man, seriously.
01:15:43.646 --> 01:15:45.146
What the fuck?
What are you doing, man?
01:15:45.230 --> 01:15:47.688
Fuck that! Don't put a handful
of cocaine in somebody's face.
01:15:47.771 --> 01:15:49.646
I don't know what it was.
What if I fuckin' OD'd?
01:15:49.730 --> 01:15:51.646
You're fucked up. Fucked up.
Everybody here's--
01:16:10.771 --> 01:16:12.563
Oh, shit.
01:16:14.230 --> 01:16:15.896
Where did he get glasses from?
01:16:19.396 --> 01:16:20.438
Did it work?
01:16:21.688 --> 01:16:22.896
Are you Ricardo?
01:16:25.605 --> 01:16:28.021
- Is he all right?
- Something happened. I don't know.
01:16:28.105 --> 01:16:30.105
- Say something.
- How you feelin'?
01:16:30.188 --> 01:16:31.355
- Did you--
- ¡Cállate!
01:16:32.355 --> 01:16:34.313
We was trying to call you, man.
01:16:36.813 --> 01:16:37.688
Enough.
01:16:39.021 --> 01:16:40.396
Dial the fucking number.
01:16:40.480 --> 01:16:41.605
- Okay.
- Dial it.
01:16:41.688 --> 01:16:43.313
- Yeah. Okay.
- Put it on "peaker" phone.
01:16:43.396 --> 01:16:45.521
- What?
- Put it on "peaker" phone.
01:16:45.605 --> 01:16:47.438
Do what he says, man.
Put it on "peaker" phone.
01:16:48.688 --> 01:16:50.688
"Peaker" phone. There ya go.
01:16:50.771 --> 01:16:53.188
This better be Ricardo.
01:16:53.271 --> 01:16:54.271
Sí.
01:16:55.105 --> 01:16:57.480
And you are?
01:16:57.980 --> 01:17:00.146
We both know who I am.
Do you have my drugs?
01:17:00.230 --> 01:17:01.855
Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
01:17:02.605 --> 01:17:04.146
- No, we have them.
- It depends.
01:17:04.230 --> 01:17:06.646
Depends on if you have my niño.
01:17:06.730 --> 01:17:08.021
That's "boy."
01:17:08.105 --> 01:17:09.813
- Hmm?
- I have your niño.
01:17:09.896 --> 01:17:10.980
Listen.
01:17:11.646 --> 01:17:12.980
You listen good.
01:17:13.063 --> 01:17:14.771
Oh, he's… he's negotiating.
01:17:14.855 --> 01:17:18.355
If there is one scratch… on him,
01:17:19.105 --> 01:17:20.730
one scratch,
01:17:20.813 --> 01:17:23.396
you and me, we gon' have a problem.
01:17:23.480 --> 01:17:24.938
Big problem.
01:17:25.021 --> 01:17:26.355
Hmm?
01:17:26.438 --> 01:17:30.771
You no want a problem with me,
'cause I crazy.
01:17:32.771 --> 01:17:34.146
You hear me?
01:17:34.230 --> 01:17:35.938
Why don't I just kill him now?
01:17:36.021 --> 01:17:36.855
Fuck.
01:17:37.438 --> 01:17:39.105
I'll tell you why!
01:17:39.188 --> 01:17:40.813
Because you no want no war.
01:17:40.896 --> 01:17:42.480
I want war.
01:17:43.146 --> 01:17:44.438
I love war.
01:17:44.521 --> 01:17:48.355
In fact, you want to hear
a little surprise?
01:17:48.438 --> 01:17:49.313
Hmm?
01:17:50.146 --> 01:17:52.521
I already partner with the yakuza.
01:17:52.605 --> 01:17:53.896
They with me today.
01:17:53.980 --> 01:17:55.480
- No! Why are you saying that?
- Hmm.
01:17:55.563 --> 01:17:57.938
You're full of shit.
I already have a deal with the yakuza.
01:17:58.021 --> 01:17:59.230
I no lie!
01:17:59.313 --> 01:18:04.438
It makes me want to feed you
to my hippopotamus. Huh?
01:18:05.021 --> 01:18:06.771
I let you talk to the yakuza yourself.
01:18:06.855 --> 01:18:09.021
Why are you doing this, man? No.
01:18:09.105 --> 01:18:09.980
Yakuza.
01:18:12.813 --> 01:18:13.688
Speak.
01:18:14.605 --> 01:18:17.063
Not anymore.
We've partnered with Ricardo Montana.
01:18:18.646 --> 01:18:19.563
Boom.
01:18:20.188 --> 01:18:22.146
Like a big bomb go off.
01:18:22.855 --> 01:18:25.563
So now you listen to me.
01:18:26.063 --> 01:18:28.521
We are going to do a trade.
01:18:29.021 --> 01:18:32.646
My guy, your drug, hmm? That simple.
01:18:32.730 --> 01:18:34.271
- Hey, maybe you should--
- Hey.
01:18:35.688 --> 01:18:36.521
- I would just--
- Yah!
01:18:36.605 --> 01:18:37.438
Oh!
01:18:37.521 --> 01:18:39.563
- What the fuck, dude?
- Enough.
01:18:39.646 --> 01:18:41.063
Slapped the fuck outta you.
01:18:41.146 --> 01:18:42.188
Silence.
01:18:42.271 --> 01:18:43.396
Oh!
01:18:43.980 --> 01:18:45.438
Do we have a deal?
01:18:45.521 --> 01:18:46.855
- Ow! What?
- Huh?
01:18:47.355 --> 01:18:48.605
Sending you a location.
01:18:48.688 --> 01:18:49.563
- Aah.
- Oh, yes.
01:18:49.646 --> 01:18:52.730
You make the right decision.
01:18:52.813 --> 01:18:55.771
I'm looking forward to settling
who the true king of Miami is.
01:18:55.855 --> 01:18:58.605
And I look forward to fucking your mother.
01:18:58.688 --> 01:19:00.396
- What the fuck, man?
- Wait a minute.
01:19:00.480 --> 01:19:02.563
- Too far.
- What is that?
01:19:02.646 --> 01:19:05.021
- Ricardo!
- Don't fuck with Ricardo.
01:19:05.105 --> 01:19:06.271
That's great.
01:19:06.355 --> 01:19:07.980
Oh, oh, oh, oh! We got a text.
01:19:08.063 --> 01:19:08.980
Oh, it's an address.
01:19:09.063 --> 01:19:11.355
All right. Come on, let's go.
We got this shit. Let's go.
01:19:11.438 --> 01:19:13.396
Get all of the drugs and just get out--
01:19:13.480 --> 01:19:14.438
Wait!
01:19:18.188 --> 01:19:19.313
Hmm.
01:19:21.021 --> 01:19:22.313
This is good.
01:19:23.396 --> 01:19:25.188
If we are going to party,
01:19:25.688 --> 01:19:28.521
then I am going to want
to dress appropriately.
01:19:29.105 --> 01:19:32.313
And you, well, you will do the same.
01:19:32.896 --> 01:19:33.855
Hmm?
01:19:34.896 --> 01:19:37.063
Estoy
01:19:37.563 --> 01:19:40.480
El camino
01:19:40.980 --> 01:19:42.730
- Aah!
- Yeah
01:19:43.563 --> 01:19:44.438
¡Vamos!
01:19:44.938 --> 01:19:46.230
Vamos, yeah. I don't know.
01:19:46.313 --> 01:19:48.563
Hang on, I be gettin' to the money
01:19:49.355 --> 01:19:50.730
Everybody mad
01:19:52.646 --> 01:19:54.605
Think I'm gettin' too much money
01:19:55.146 --> 01:19:56.896
Everybody mad
01:19:59.396 --> 01:20:01.521
The same ol' nigga from the block
01:20:02.438 --> 01:20:04.438
The same old nigga with the pot
01:20:05.230 --> 01:20:07.105
The same old nigga from the trap
01:20:07.188 --> 01:20:10.563
Everybody hated on him
Then he bounced right back
01:20:10.646 --> 01:20:13.396
I done spent
A whole lotta time overseas
01:20:13.480 --> 01:20:16.355
Doublin' my money
'Cause you know I want cheese
01:20:16.438 --> 01:20:18.938
I been in my hometown
Playin' with the keys
01:20:19.021 --> 01:20:22.188
When they fell off the boat
Yeah I'm talking 'bout Belize
01:20:22.271 --> 01:20:25.105
I know it's a whole lotta niggas
That was hatin'
01:20:25.188 --> 01:20:29.271
All I see is 20's, 50's, 100's
01:20:36.730 --> 01:20:38.813
- Ricardo, you good? You okay?
- Hmm?
01:20:38.896 --> 01:20:41.313
No. The fucking coke wore off.
01:20:41.396 --> 01:20:42.813
- What?
- I can feel my goddamn teeth.
01:20:42.896 --> 01:20:44.771
My chin is fuckin'
all of a sudden under control.
01:20:44.855 --> 01:20:45.855
- It's gone.
- Got it.
01:20:45.938 --> 01:20:49.188
- I'll helicopter dick. Distract 'em.
- Do not take your dick out.
01:20:49.271 --> 01:20:50.980
- It's long. They won't know what to do.
- Yo!
01:20:52.646 --> 01:20:55.480
- You glittery motherfuckers, let's go.
- Just follow my lead.
01:20:56.063 --> 01:20:58.230
Follow his lead. Follow his lead. Okay.
01:21:00.063 --> 01:21:00.980
Loco.
01:21:05.021 --> 01:21:07.813
Oh, I'm so glad
you guys made a wardrobe change!
01:21:07.896 --> 01:21:09.146
Okay, okay.
01:21:09.688 --> 01:21:10.771
Papi's here.
01:21:11.271 --> 01:21:12.521
Game's over.
01:21:13.105 --> 01:21:14.188
So.
01:21:15.521 --> 01:21:18.438
You thought you were gonna be
the new king of Miami, eh, Ricardito?
01:21:19.188 --> 01:21:21.396
Get on my boat, you steal my shit.
01:21:21.480 --> 01:21:24.105
You think I was gonna let you go,
with doing that?
01:21:27.021 --> 01:21:28.563
Why are you wearing my father's clothes?
01:21:29.646 --> 01:21:31.980
Don't fucking look down.
I'm talking to you here.
01:21:32.063 --> 01:21:34.605
Why are you wearing
my dead father's clothes?
01:21:34.688 --> 01:21:36.063
What kind of person are you?
01:21:36.146 --> 01:21:38.688
You know how much disrespect
my father had when he was alive
01:21:38.771 --> 01:21:40.146
because he was a little person?
01:21:40.230 --> 01:21:42.688
And now this? I gotta look
at this little shit little person
01:21:42.771 --> 01:21:44.188
with his fucking clothes on?
01:21:45.813 --> 01:21:48.188
I called the yakuza.
They never heard of you.
01:21:48.271 --> 01:21:51.688
So now I'm wondering,
who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
01:21:54.646 --> 01:21:55.938
It's a simple fucking question.
01:22:06.813 --> 01:22:07.938
Why are you clapping?
01:22:09.230 --> 01:22:11.688
Why the fuck are you clapping?
Give… give me a gun.
01:22:15.521 --> 01:22:17.813
Okay, I'm gonna ask you
the same question again.
01:22:17.896 --> 01:22:20.188
Then I'm gonna count to three
and I expect an answer.
01:22:20.271 --> 01:22:23.646
Who the fuck is Ricardo Montana?
One, two, three.
01:22:26.105 --> 01:22:28.980
- Oh my God!
- Joe, just tell him the fuckin' truth!
01:22:29.605 --> 01:22:31.521
Okay. All right.
01:22:31.605 --> 01:22:32.813
You wanna know the truth?
01:22:32.896 --> 01:22:33.980
I'm nobody.
01:22:34.063 --> 01:22:37.396
I'm a guy that crashed
these fucking kids' bachelor party
01:22:37.480 --> 01:22:39.063
because I'm… I'm scared.
01:22:39.146 --> 01:22:41.438
I'm scared to grow up, man.
01:22:42.021 --> 01:22:44.313
Ricardo Montana's fuckin' fiction.
He's not even real.
01:22:44.396 --> 01:22:46.563
It's some… it's somebody
I turn into when I do coke.
01:22:47.146 --> 01:22:49.771
Okay? It makes me
all stupid and crazy, man.
01:22:49.855 --> 01:22:51.855
My name is Joe Nixon.
01:22:51.938 --> 01:22:53.730
I'm a 40-year-old creative exec.
01:22:53.813 --> 01:22:56.896
I stole the jet skis. I had no idea
that the goddamn drugs was in 'em.
01:22:56.980 --> 01:22:59.063
- We had no idea.
- No idea.
01:22:59.146 --> 01:23:02.605
These guys got nothin' to do with this.
I'm the one. I fucked up. It's all me.
01:23:03.896 --> 01:23:06.980
So if you guys wanna do anything
to anybody, it should be me.
01:23:07.063 --> 01:23:10.146
'Cause I'm the one whose fucking life
is goin' down a goddamn tube,
01:23:10.230 --> 01:23:11.688
and I'm scared.
01:23:12.605 --> 01:23:13.813
That's my truth.
01:23:15.230 --> 01:23:18.980
All this is because…
you had a midlife crisis?
01:23:19.063 --> 01:23:23.021
I think I said a lot more than that.
I think I said… I gave you more examples.
01:23:23.105 --> 01:23:26.646
So you come down here
pretending to be a Cuban drug lord
01:23:26.730 --> 01:23:28.188
with a shitty fucking accent?
01:23:28.271 --> 01:23:30.730
You think every fucking drug lord
here in Miami is Cuban?
01:23:30.813 --> 01:23:33.521
No. Everybody wants to be
fucking Tony Montana
01:23:33.605 --> 01:23:35.146
with a stupid fucking accent!
01:23:35.230 --> 01:23:37.271
Am I speaking with that fucking accent?
01:23:40.480 --> 01:23:42.396
- What do you think you sound like?
- Joe.
01:23:42.480 --> 01:23:43.396
No.
01:23:43.480 --> 01:23:44.938
- Are you a fucking moron?
- No--
01:23:45.021 --> 01:23:46.771
Let me tell you something,
when I do cocaine,
01:23:46.855 --> 01:23:49.980
I… I do a really hilarious
African American accent.
01:23:50.063 --> 01:23:51.938
Really? Okay, but, what, like hip-hop?
01:23:52.021 --> 01:23:55.146
No, you fuckin' idiot!
Why would I do that? It's disrespectful.
01:23:55.230 --> 01:23:58.063
- That's… Okay, I get it.
- Are you a fuckin' moron?
01:23:58.146 --> 01:24:01.271
No, that's what I'm saying. What you're
saying, after you say it, I'm like, "Oh."
01:24:10.688 --> 01:24:12.188
I miss you, papi.
01:24:22.688 --> 01:24:23.855
He's crying.
01:24:23.938 --> 01:24:24.938
He's fucking crying?
01:24:25.688 --> 01:24:27.230
You smell just like my father.
01:24:27.313 --> 01:24:29.021
Yeah. Yeah.
01:24:29.105 --> 01:24:31.730
You ain't had…
you ain't had a chance to get it out.
01:24:34.980 --> 01:24:36.063
Love you, papi.
01:24:36.938 --> 01:24:38.146
Uh…
01:24:41.021 --> 01:24:42.313
Love… love you too.
01:24:46.021 --> 01:24:49.730
You're too old for this crazy shit, man.
You gotta settle down.
01:24:50.480 --> 01:24:52.938
You know, I settled down,
and it changed my life.
01:24:53.021 --> 01:24:54.730
You see my son over here?
01:24:54.813 --> 01:24:56.813
Jonathan. He's my pride and joy.
01:24:56.896 --> 01:24:58.271
Love you, Dad.
01:24:58.355 --> 01:25:01.438
Dad, uh, on the streets,
I thought I told you to call me Jaze.
01:25:01.521 --> 01:25:02.896
Shut up. They don't call you that.
01:25:02.980 --> 01:25:04.855
I swear to God.
I told you last week over brunch.
01:25:04.938 --> 01:25:07.396
- I even got the tattoo and everything.
- Okay, whatever, Jazz.
01:25:07.480 --> 01:25:08.813
- Jaze, Dad, with an E.
- No--
01:25:08.896 --> 01:25:11.605
- Please, just say it.
- Okay, Jazz with an E. Okay, whatever.
01:25:11.688 --> 01:25:12.605
Go.
01:25:13.396 --> 01:25:15.313
I see what you're saying about family,
and that's…
01:25:15.396 --> 01:25:17.855
What you guys have? I want that.
01:25:17.938 --> 01:25:19.730
- He takes after his mother.
- Okay.
01:25:19.813 --> 01:25:21.146
Okay.
01:25:22.313 --> 01:25:25.563
You need to prioritize the people
in your life that are most important.
01:25:25.646 --> 01:25:27.355
Reach out to them,
tell them you love them,
01:25:27.438 --> 01:25:29.438
and that you wanna be with them forever.
01:25:29.521 --> 01:25:31.063
It's the most important thing.
01:25:35.896 --> 01:25:38.688
Okay, let him go.
Let's hit the road. Grab the stash.
01:25:38.771 --> 01:25:40.688
- Welcome home, buddy.
- Oh!
01:25:41.355 --> 01:25:42.980
- We love you.
- Oh, my God.
01:25:43.063 --> 01:25:44.646
- Joey.
- Yeah?
01:25:44.730 --> 01:25:47.396
You're lucky I'm old school,
and I don't kill civilians.
01:25:48.188 --> 01:25:49.063
Take the coat off.
01:25:49.146 --> 01:25:52.355
Yeah, no, abs… absolutely.
01:25:52.438 --> 01:25:54.605
You, uh… Yep, just…
01:25:54.688 --> 01:25:56.063
- That's it.
- You want the pants too?
01:25:56.146 --> 01:25:57.063
No, no, keep the pants.
01:26:04.355 --> 01:26:06.230
Joe, what is on your ass?
01:26:06.313 --> 01:26:07.396
- That's shit.
- What?
01:26:07.480 --> 01:26:08.605
- Huh? What?
- That's shit.
01:26:08.688 --> 01:26:10.771
- I was worried.
- The gunshot. It's shit.
01:26:10.855 --> 01:26:12.521
- A scary situation.
- I did.
01:26:12.605 --> 01:26:13.980
- Oh my God.
- I did.
01:26:19.855 --> 01:26:22.105
You are gonna have
a great time at this weddin'.
01:26:22.188 --> 01:26:24.521
- Freshman, don't fuck up the date. When?
- October.
01:26:24.605 --> 01:26:25.855
It's July 7, Freshman.
01:26:25.938 --> 01:26:29.063
Oh, July 7.
My fault, I thought it was Halloween.
01:26:29.688 --> 01:26:31.605
It's not… it's not on Halloween, Freshman.
01:26:32.188 --> 01:26:34.938
Switchin' topics, Freshman,
I didn't tell you how good a job you did
01:26:35.021 --> 01:26:37.188
on that call with them drug lords,
it blew me away.
01:26:37.271 --> 01:26:39.646
You need to go get a job at the UN
as a translator.
01:26:39.730 --> 01:26:41.313
- Become a hero.
- Like Batman?
01:26:41.896 --> 01:26:43.980
- I'm done fightin' it. You gotta submit.
- Yep.
01:26:44.063 --> 01:26:45.730
- Right?
- Let him do his thing.
01:26:45.813 --> 01:26:50.063
I am unbelievably sorry for really, uh…
ruining your weekend, man.
01:26:50.146 --> 01:26:53.230
You did.
You did fuck up the whole weekend.
01:26:53.313 --> 01:26:54.396
Yeah.
01:26:54.480 --> 01:26:58.271
But it was unforgettable, Joe.
You're gonna make it in the book for sure.
01:26:58.355 --> 01:27:00.230
Wow.
01:27:00.313 --> 01:27:02.855
Being in the book is a big deal, man.
Thank you.
01:27:03.521 --> 01:27:05.521
If I could just give you
a piece of information…
01:27:05.605 --> 01:27:08.521
It's not advice. It's just information.
01:27:09.355 --> 01:27:12.188
Understand that the world is gonna throw
a lot of curveballs at you.
01:27:12.271 --> 01:27:14.938
It's your job to filter through it
and make decisions
01:27:15.021 --> 01:27:16.730
that best suit you and what you have.
01:27:16.813 --> 01:27:19.021
But you protect this. Protect this circle.
01:27:19.105 --> 01:27:22.230
Nick, you were gonna helicopter dick
to save my life.
01:27:23.313 --> 01:27:24.688
I won't forget that.
01:27:25.396 --> 01:27:28.188
Man, I would helicopter dick for you
a thousand times.
01:27:29.230 --> 01:27:30.980
I mean it. For you. For any of you.
01:27:31.063 --> 01:27:32.313
You too, Joe.
01:27:32.396 --> 01:27:33.730
- All of us.
- I don't need it.
01:27:33.813 --> 01:27:34.938
- We can do it.
- Let's do it.
01:27:35.021 --> 01:27:37.938
No, guys, no. I think
it's one of those things that's yours.
01:27:38.021 --> 01:27:38.938
- All right.
- Why not?
01:27:39.021 --> 01:27:40.563
- Suit yourself.
- I'll take a hug.
01:27:40.646 --> 01:27:43.313
- You wanna touch us?
- Can we just do a hug? Give me a hug.
01:27:43.396 --> 01:27:46.021
- Let's do it, come on.
- All right.
01:27:46.563 --> 01:27:48.188
- Huh? Give me a hug.
- Yeah.
01:27:48.271 --> 01:27:49.771
- Come on.
- You know what?
01:27:50.271 --> 01:27:52.355
This makes me feel Miami!
01:27:59.730 --> 01:28:02.980
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to New York's John F. Kennedy Airport.
01:28:03.063 --> 01:28:06.396
For your continued safety
and the safety of those around you,
01:28:06.480 --> 01:28:08.771
please keep your seatbelt fastened…
01:28:08.855 --> 01:28:11.646
…until the aircraft has come
to a complete stop at the gate.
01:28:12.396 --> 01:28:13.813
Sorry I wrecked your shit,
01:28:13.896 --> 01:28:16.771
but I was able to save your hard drive
and I made this for your little ass.
01:28:16.855 --> 01:28:20.396
They call me Big Elly, Big Silly
01:28:20.480 --> 01:28:22.355
Big Money, Big Willy…
01:28:23.896 --> 01:28:25.188
This is good.
01:28:26.355 --> 01:28:27.688
This is really good.
01:28:30.771 --> 01:28:32.730
I need you all on the floor
01:28:32.813 --> 01:28:34.438
Shut the door, no cap
01:28:38.396 --> 01:28:42.063
We'll go all night
Outta sight, dynamite, no cap…
01:28:42.146 --> 01:28:45.271
- Where is he?
- Uh, he just texted. He's almost here.
01:28:45.355 --> 01:28:47.355
So, so, so, tell me no lies
01:28:47.438 --> 01:28:49.188
Open up your eyes, hands to the sky
01:28:49.271 --> 01:28:50.855
Uh-oh, why you so fine?
01:28:50.938 --> 01:28:53.105
If you don't mind, baby
Turn up the vibes
01:29:00.438 --> 01:29:01.980
Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes
01:29:02.063 --> 01:29:03.771
Turn up the vibes
Turn up the vibes
01:29:03.855 --> 01:29:05.855
Turn up the vibes, turn up the vibes
01:29:05.938 --> 01:29:07.646
Turn up the vibes
Baby, turn up the vibes
01:29:07.730 --> 01:29:09.438
Keep bussin'
That three-piece bubble pack
01:29:09.521 --> 01:29:11.313
Sweet tea
Never with bass like Thundercat
01:29:11.396 --> 01:29:13.438
Need someone like wifey
Drippin' like Icee
01:29:13.521 --> 01:29:14.813
Hot like light beam fire pack
01:29:14.896 --> 01:29:17.105
Been a runner-up twice
She don't really wanna sightsee
01:29:17.188 --> 01:29:18.938
Show me somethin' nice
And I'm comin' back
01:29:19.021 --> 01:29:20.896
No hesi when it's time
Steady on the line
01:29:20.980 --> 01:29:23.021
- Shit.
- See in my eyes I'm really likе that
01:29:25.021 --> 01:29:27.063
If you don't mind, turn up the vibe
01:29:27.146 --> 01:29:29.188
- Go!
- Aah! Hey.
01:29:29.271 --> 01:29:30.271
Um, I…
01:29:30.355 --> 01:29:32.730
I'll be quick,
'cause I know you're in a rush, right?
01:29:32.813 --> 01:29:36.105
This past weekend, I got asked two of
the most important questions of my life.
01:29:36.188 --> 01:29:39.230
The first question was,
"Do you love this woman?"
01:29:41.021 --> 01:29:43.938
The second question, which I think
is the most important question, was,
01:29:44.021 --> 01:29:46.730
"Can you see yourself being with
this woman for the rest of your life?"
01:29:46.813 --> 01:29:48.605
And…
01:29:48.688 --> 01:29:50.605
And that's when I realized
that you are my life.
01:29:51.355 --> 01:29:54.063
Right? Like, I mean,
out of all the things I have in my life,
01:29:54.146 --> 01:29:58.146
there's nothin' more important than you,
which makes both of the answers "yes."
01:29:58.813 --> 01:30:00.646
Like, both of my answers are yes.
01:30:01.396 --> 01:30:06.230
Ain't that from that goddamn sleep number
mattress quiz that went viral last year?
01:30:06.938 --> 01:30:08.438
Okay, fair. Fair.
01:30:08.521 --> 01:30:11.105
But that doesn't mean
that what I'm sayin' isn't true.
01:30:11.188 --> 01:30:13.813
Right? It doesn't make it not true
because it's how I feel.
01:30:13.896 --> 01:30:15.938
Okay, well, what about your pitch?
01:30:16.021 --> 01:30:19.230
What about the goin' away with
the fuckboys, the save-your-job thing?
01:30:19.313 --> 01:30:21.730
Fuck that pitch. I'm not…
I'm not worried about the pitch.
01:30:22.313 --> 01:30:23.646
I'm missin' it right now.
01:30:23.730 --> 01:30:26.688
I'm thinking about doin' something
different. Startin' my own business.
01:30:27.188 --> 01:30:29.063
You know, becoming my own boss.
01:30:29.563 --> 01:30:31.605
And if I'm my own boss,
that means I'm a CEO.
01:30:31.688 --> 01:30:34.271
I can make my own rules. Relocate.
01:30:35.146 --> 01:30:37.396
But that would just be
to be closer to you.
01:30:38.980 --> 01:30:41.105
I love you, and I'm sorry.
01:30:44.313 --> 01:30:45.855
I don't wanna lose you.
01:30:49.938 --> 01:30:51.146
I'm sorry.
01:30:53.063 --> 01:30:53.980
Sorry.
01:30:56.355 --> 01:30:57.438
Sorry.
01:31:00.271 --> 01:31:02.021
- I love you.
- Love you.
01:31:02.105 --> 01:31:03.146
I love you.
01:31:03.646 --> 01:31:05.521
- Okay, shawty, what's happenin'?
- Happenin'
01:31:05.605 --> 01:31:07.646
- Girl, let's get this thing crackin'
- Crackin'
01:31:07.730 --> 01:31:09.396
- You just bend it on over
- Over
01:31:09.480 --> 01:31:11.146
I'll get behind and you make it wind
01:31:11.230 --> 01:31:13.438
Jump in the line
Shake your body on mine
01:31:13.521 --> 01:31:14.855
Ba-dong-bong-bong…
01:31:14.938 --> 01:31:16.855
You weren't kidding
about this Miami thing, huh?
01:31:16.938 --> 01:31:19.188
Oh, like I said, baby, we bonded.
01:31:19.271 --> 01:31:20.605
Hey, y'all. Hey, how's it goin'?
01:31:20.688 --> 01:31:21.688
- Hi.
- Hi, good to see you.
01:31:21.771 --> 01:31:25.313
So Barry wants to know if we wanna
extend the campaign to mid-level markets.
01:31:25.396 --> 01:31:28.355
- Hey, Joe, check it out. I'm in Miami!
- Barry.
01:31:28.438 --> 01:31:30.771
- Whoo! Wife and I got a weekend away.
- No. Barry.
01:31:30.855 --> 01:31:32.438
- We just bought some cocaine.
- Bye, Barry.
01:31:32.521 --> 01:31:34.063
I'm not doing that. We're at a wedding!
01:31:34.146 --> 01:31:36.188
- Yeah.
- We're not working! I'm with my fiancée.
01:31:36.271 --> 01:31:38.146
- I know. Beautiful.
- Right? Okay.
01:31:38.230 --> 01:31:40.355
I understand you brought in
the Unlimited campaign,
01:31:40.438 --> 01:31:42.355
which is why I hired you,
but I will fire you.
01:31:42.438 --> 01:31:43.438
- Oh.
- 'Cause I'm your boss.
01:31:43.521 --> 01:31:44.813
- And it's my company.
- Right.
01:31:44.896 --> 01:31:47.188
- I will fire you.
- True. Okay, yeah. Thank you, unc.
01:31:47.271 --> 01:31:48.521
- Okay.
- Old!
01:31:48.605 --> 01:31:50.480
"Unc"?
01:31:50.563 --> 01:31:52.813
You really made a big impact
with these boys.
01:31:52.896 --> 01:31:56.021
Well, that's what I do. I think
I make a big impact on anyone I meet.
01:31:56.105 --> 01:31:58.771
But, honestly, they make
a better and bigger impact on me.
01:31:58.855 --> 01:32:01.230
- Mm-hmm.
- Yes. Good kids.
01:32:01.730 --> 01:32:03.146
Hi, lovely lady.
01:32:03.230 --> 01:32:05.646
- I'm gonna steal him for two seconds.
- Have at it.
01:32:05.730 --> 01:32:06.938
- Hold on.
- I'll return him.
01:32:07.021 --> 01:32:08.521
Hey. Look, don't take me away.
01:32:08.605 --> 01:32:11.105
- Watch yourself! Who's calling my phone?
- Boys, let's go.
01:32:11.188 --> 01:32:13.063
- You supposed to be out.
- Yeah!
01:32:13.605 --> 01:32:14.896
- Come on.
- All right.
01:32:14.980 --> 01:32:16.146
Uh… Okay, okay.
01:32:16.230 --> 01:32:18.896
- Wait, shots.
- Whoa!
01:32:18.980 --> 01:32:20.855
- Yes, please.
- I'm gonna say it.
01:32:20.938 --> 01:32:22.855
- Uh…
- Mmm. Emotional check-in time.
01:32:22.938 --> 01:32:24.480
- Oh!
- Ooh!
01:32:24.563 --> 01:32:25.855
- Okay!
- Oh!
01:32:25.938 --> 01:32:27.480
- I'll start. I got you.
- You're starting?
01:32:28.480 --> 01:32:29.563
I feel married.
01:32:29.646 --> 01:32:30.855
Whoo!
01:32:30.938 --> 01:32:31.938
- Hey! Okay.
- Yeah.
01:32:32.021 --> 01:32:34.980
Hey, uh… I feel like I'm, uh,
01:32:35.063 --> 01:32:35.938
employed.
01:32:36.021 --> 01:32:37.230
For now.
01:32:37.313 --> 01:32:38.980
- Okay. Okay, for now.
- Finally!
01:32:39.063 --> 01:32:40.396
I feel…
01:32:40.980 --> 01:32:42.146
out of my slump.
01:32:42.230 --> 01:32:43.896
Yeah, that's big.
01:32:43.980 --> 01:32:44.896
That's real big.
01:32:44.980 --> 01:32:46.896
- I feel married, really.
- Why?
01:32:46.980 --> 01:32:49.355
'Cause when he get married,
I felt the energy of the marriage,
01:32:49.438 --> 01:32:50.563
and I wanna get married too.
01:32:50.646 --> 01:32:52.063
- Right! That's good.
- Yeah!
01:32:52.146 --> 01:32:53.230
Um…
01:32:54.271 --> 01:32:55.396
I feel…
01:32:55.480 --> 01:32:59.230
Shake, shake, shake, señora
Shake it left and right, right…
01:32:59.313 --> 01:33:01.396
…like I'm going to be planning
a bachelor party soon.
01:33:01.480 --> 01:33:05.105
Whoa!
01:33:07.730 --> 01:33:09.896
- My girl got a big old booty
- Yeah
01:33:09.980 --> 01:33:11.646
- Your girl got little booty
- Oh no
01:33:11.730 --> 01:33:13.646
- My girl got a big old booty
- Yeah
01:33:13.730 --> 01:33:15.938
- Your girl got little booty, oh no
- Baby got back
01:33:17.396 --> 01:33:18.771
Oh no.
01:33:19.271 --> 01:33:20.730
Oh no…
01:33:23.146 --> 01:33:25.646
Old-fashioned. Come on! Yeah!
01:33:26.438 --> 01:33:28.521
Kevin slapped me for real, y'all.
01:33:28.605 --> 01:33:29.688
- Hands on your head!
- No!
01:33:29.771 --> 01:33:31.896
Everybody going to jail.
Three hots and a cot.
01:33:31.980 --> 01:33:35.188
- No, it should be no jail time--
- Bunk beds. Oodles of noodles.
01:33:35.271 --> 01:33:37.563
Honeybuns. Human traffickin'.
01:33:38.063 --> 01:33:39.646
You 'bout to be somebody li'l bitch!
01:33:39.730 --> 01:33:41.146
What do you do?
Do you do, like, the…
01:33:41.230 --> 01:33:43.063
the eyes and the voice?
01:33:43.146 --> 01:33:45.605
Like… "Ooh! Waah-aah…"
01:33:45.688 --> 01:33:47.188
"Ooh…"
01:33:48.480 --> 01:33:50.480
He can't do that. He can't do that shit.
01:33:50.563 --> 01:33:52.563
- Don't do that to me. Fuck.
- Come on!
01:33:52.646 --> 01:33:55.813
She didn't even cheat on me, you know?
It was an emotional affair.
01:33:55.896 --> 01:33:57.480
But she fucked another guy.
01:33:57.563 --> 01:33:59.605
Like, she put her dick… Oh, let me…
01:34:00.646 --> 01:34:01.730
But that's not enough.
01:34:01.813 --> 01:34:04.313
- Now you throw the real coat on.
- You're not gonna drink both.
01:34:04.396 --> 01:34:06.813
No, you got to do it.
No, you gotta bang both. Bang both…
01:34:06.896 --> 01:34:08.563
No…
01:34:10.855 --> 01:34:12.896
You gotta bang 'em both, brother.
01:34:12.980 --> 01:34:14.313
I'm saying you… you look good.
01:34:14.396 --> 01:34:16.105
- You too.
- Thank you.
01:34:16.188 --> 01:34:18.813
You're like a flamingo.
That's my favorite bird.
01:34:18.896 --> 01:34:21.313
- Okay. Okay.
- Fluorescent bird. See a bird like that?
01:34:21.396 --> 01:34:24.938
Freshman, I really don't like bein' stuck
talkin' to you for long periods of time.
01:34:25.021 --> 01:34:25.896
Why?
01:34:27.646 --> 01:34:29.230
- Grab a dick.
- Grab a what?
01:34:29.313 --> 01:34:31.313
- Grab a dick!
- Why are they still hard?
01:34:31.396 --> 01:34:34.730
- I feel mine's on the smaller side.
- You don't get to pick your dick, man.
01:34:34.813 --> 01:34:36.813
- Your dick chooses you.
- That's how it is, man.
01:34:37.355 --> 01:34:42.021
El Rey de Miami.
01:34:42.105 --> 01:34:43.188
Hmm?
01:34:45.646 --> 01:34:47.396
- Ooh! Come on, grind up on me.
- No.
01:34:47.480 --> 01:34:49.480
- Slip it in.
- No… No, you don't slip nothin'--
01:34:49.563 --> 01:34:51.563
- Oh, my God, it's going in.
- No, that… No, it's not.
01:34:51.646 --> 01:34:52.730
- Aah!
- That--
01:34:52.813 --> 01:34:53.896
- Huh?
- That's enough.
01:34:53.980 --> 01:34:55.813
- Okay. Let--
- That was good. Let's do it again.
01:34:55.896 --> 01:34:58.146
- What was good? Nothin' happened.
- Kiddin'. Wanna blow job?
01:34:58.230 --> 01:34:59.563
I use teeth, but they're soft.
01:34:59.646 --> 01:35:01.396
What the f… No!
01:35:06.188 --> 01:35:07.563
Yakuza man!
01:35:10.730 --> 01:35:13.313
I'm sorry. I got it. I got it.
01:35:15.230 --> 01:35:17.480
- Ricardo Montana!
- Ricardo Montana!
01:35:17.563 --> 01:35:19.355
Ricar--
01:35:22.105 --> 01:35:23.355
Montana! Yaah!
01:35:27.063 --> 01:35:28.230
What was that?
01:35:28.313 --> 01:35:30.730
- He didn't even try.
- I am trying.
01:35:31.605 --> 01:35:33.730
Been watching him practice for two hours.
01:35:34.230 --> 01:35:37.105
He just threw it out the window
soon as it came to him.
01:35:39.105 --> 01:35:40.938
No, but we wanna see you hop into the car.
01:35:41.813 --> 01:35:43.563
Come on, jump in the Jeep, Joe.
01:35:43.646 --> 01:35:44.563
Need a little boost?
01:35:44.646 --> 01:35:46.063
Come on, hop in the car.
01:35:46.146 --> 01:35:48.396
There you go!
01:35:49.438 --> 01:35:50.438
Oh!