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Everything okay there, Suzanne?

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Everything is great.

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We took some mushrooms.

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Oh, are we doing that now?

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It's like they're
heat-activated or something.

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Peter and I did some
chocolate mushrooms a few weeks ago.

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He said I behaved very strangely.

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Fuck Peter. You do you.

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Technically, if you fuck Peter,
you're doing him.

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I don't fuck Peter. Peter fucks me.

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Sometimes well, sometimes not so well.

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Sometimes Brad fucks on me.

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Okay, is that something
we want to unpack right now?

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Speaking of fucking, Sam,
how are things going with Gatsby?

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Well, I… Like, I don't know.

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I mean, it's not a thing yet.

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Is it?

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I think it's a thing.

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Okay, well, can we just go back to
talking about how Peter's fucking Diane?

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No.

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- Really?
- No.

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- Mel, sit.
- Yay.

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- Mel. Hi.
- Hi.

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- Mel.
- Hi, honey.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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What did I miss?

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Well, Suzanne is high as shit,
and Maggie, less so.

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And Sam and Owen Ashe are a thing now.

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No, we are not a thing. We're not a thing.

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Not a thing.

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I heard that you two took
a little break in Gretchen's powder room.

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What?

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That is not entirely inaccurate.

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It's a very nice bathroom.

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There's no shame.
No, he's a stupidly handsome man.

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Very symmetrical in the face.

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Gretch, do you think he's had filler?

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If he has, it's very subtle.

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I think he's yummy.

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Good for you, Sam.

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What's wrong?

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Nothing.

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Just hot.

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It's a sauna.

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Sorry, guys.

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It is what it is.

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Baby steps.

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Why would you buy this?

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We don't watch anything
that needs to be this big.

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It makes it more of
a theatrical experience.

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It's not a theater. It's our living room.

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This way after you fall asleep,
I can come downstairs and watch movies.

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You fall asleep before I do.

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Rumors and hearsay.

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- I think it's cool, Grandpa.
- See, Hunter thinks it's cool.

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You know, Dad,
I got a guy that hangs these things.

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Yeah, and I got two guys right here.

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Okay, let's lift it.

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What is it?

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Nothing. I just tweaked my back.

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That sounded like more than a tweak.

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Hold on. Can you…

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Hey. How we looking?

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The subscription agreements are papered,

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so everything is nearly finalized.

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But not fully?

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One of the investors wants to meet.

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Cricket Birch.

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It's not personal.

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She insists on meeting with anyone
taking a significant position in the fund.

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Jack was wondering
if you were free to join him for drinks

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at his house tonight
so we can come up with a game plan.

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I'll send you the address.

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No, I know where he lives.

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All right, thanks.

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I'm calling my guy.

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Excuse me.

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Hey, excuse me, you can't just sit here.

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Hello! Hey.

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Are you kidding me?

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I'm really sorry.
I already called the driver twice.

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And this isn't
the first time this has happened.

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I've been blocked in here
more than once by a blue pickup truck.

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Yeah, that's actually my truck.

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I'm really sorry about that.

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It's just that this road
doesn't give us many options.

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Blocking my driveway isn't an option.

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I know. And you're right.

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What's your name?

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Melanie. Cooper.

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Hey, Melanie, I'm Miguel.

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I'm the foreman.

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That's really great,
Miguel, but I'm getting old here.

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Can't you move it?

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I'm sorry, I can't. I just…
I called the driver.

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He'll be here in just a second, okay?

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Wait, wait.

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Did they tell you to block my driveway?

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What?

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Nothing, never mind.

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Here he is now. Hey!

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You've left this woman stuck.

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What's up?

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Come on!

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There's not enough parking here.

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Okay, well please find another spot.

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All right, go, go, go.

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Now, go, go.

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Here, give me your phone.

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- I'm sorry, what?
- Well, I'll give you my number.

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If it happens again, you call me

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and I'll get it cleared
before they can block you.

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You want to give me your number?

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Sure.

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And now I have yours.

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Real smooth, Miguel.

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Bye.

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New painting?

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Yeah, bastards stole my other Bacon.

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Seriously?

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Cops think it's some sort of
international art theft ring or something.

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Was it insured?

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Of course it was,
but that's not the point.

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I loved that fucking painting.

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It's the first piece of art I ever bought.

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Sorry about that.

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Yeah, me too.

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Here, I can take you through the numbers.

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That's not necessary, Liv.

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We're not here to sell Excelsior to
Coop, we're here to sell Coop to Cricket.

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That's not about the numbers.

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What, then?

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Cricket Birch is the majority investor
in Excelsior because over time

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she's parked a good chunk
of her family's fortune in it.

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Your business is brand new.

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She needs assurances that
you're not here today and gone tomorrow.

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- I can do that.
- Well, Cricket's not an idiot.

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- Last time you left it left--
- Look, I didn't leave.

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Semantics.

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The point is,
our disagreement made a bit of a splash.

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Meaning, you talked shit about me
all over Midtown.

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Exactly. And Europe.

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So, you can understand
why she finds it strange that suddenly,

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we're back in bed together again.

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I'm finding it pretty strange myself,
if I'm being honest.

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It's $400 million.

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If she knows you,
she knows what a whore you are.

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- Coop.
- It's fine, Liv.

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Coop is a client now.

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He can talk
all the shit he wants to about us.

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And you can fuck him again,
if you so please.

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- Jack.
- Liv.

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- Liv.
- What?

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I thought we were just
saying each other's names.

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Jesus Christ.

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Another drink anyone?

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Oh, sorry, I gotta take this.

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I will be back in a bit.

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Well, isn't this fun?

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So, do you think
you can manage to stay out

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of your own way long enough
to close this deal?

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I'll close the deal. Don't worry about it.

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It's my job to worry about it.

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Yeah, about that.

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You know, Jack only put you on this
to fuck with both of us.

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- Don't do that.
- What?

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Jack put me on this

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because while he may be
an oozing prick of a human being,

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he knows I'm damn good at my job.

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Well, take it from me,
being good at your job

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isn't always an asset
when it comes to Jack.

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All right, kids,
I really gotta wrap this up.

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Did you give him the itinerary?

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Peloponnese?

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I assume you'll do us the courtesy
of showing up this time.

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You mixed your whites and colors.
Rookie mistake.

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It ruined all my school clothes.

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Well. Here.

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I only sort of wore this.

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Do you think I made a mistake?

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I mean, yeah. Always put it on delicate.

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Not with my laundry.

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With my life.

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Are you asking me for advice?

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Do you know that song
"Fell on Black Days" by Soundgarden?

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- No.
- Oh, my God.

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You have to listen to it.
It's so fucking good.

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Anyway, it's about how
you can wake up one day

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and the things that you cared about most

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in your life suddenly feel
meaningless and wrong.

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And we all go through times where
we question our choices, you know.

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And you wonder if it wouldn't be easier
to just go with the flow.

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But whenever that happens,
the thing that I remind myself,

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is that no matter what I'm worried about…

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Shit balls, we're gonna
be late for school.

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Come on, you're my ride.

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It is.

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Barney. What's good, man?

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I don't know. What's going on?

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Barney, this is Luc DeMille.
He's Ashe's guy.

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- Nice to meet you, Mr. Choi.
- Ashe's guy?

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His General Counsel,
though I wear many hats.

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General counsel?

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Is Ashe suing us?

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I'm here to oversee
a review of Nick's Strong Ass Gyms.

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And why would you be reviewing us?

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That's what I wanted to tell you.

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Ashe is buying in.

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Just like that?

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Well, subject to due diligence
of the company's financials.

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It's standard practice
for all new investments.

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Could you just excuse us for a second?

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Come on, Nick.

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It'll be quick.

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What the hell are you doing, Nick?

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Look. I know,
I know I should have told you sooner,

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but it all happened so fast.

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I mean, we went out for a drink
and boom… he wants to take us national.

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250 Strong Ass Gyms
across the country by 2028.

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Yes, I heard the spiel.

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He was making friends with an NBA star,
but we have a good plan, Nick.

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Slow and steady growth.

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He'll commit 30 mill.

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Thirty million dollars?

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He's got a whole franchise team.
We're gonna blow this thing up.

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We don't know this guy, Nick.

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Well, we've got 30 million
reasons to get to know him.

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Not like this.

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You take money like that,
and he'll own you.

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- Okay. Calm down.
- There is a process to this, okay?

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And why is he looking through our books?

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- Don't you mean my books?
- I want to look at his books.

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I want to talk to his bankers.
I want to check his credit.

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I can't let you do this, Nick--

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Hey!

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I don't work for you.

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Okay. Okay. That's not what I meant.

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Matter of fact, you work for me.

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- I know.
- Do you?

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Yes, yes, and it's my job
to protect you from deals like this.

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Look, man. I was an NBA champion.

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I don't go from that to running a gym,
or two gyms.

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I need to leave a bigger mark than that.

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You're blowing up all over TV, Nick.

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Maybe.

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Or maybe the NBA makes a new network deal
and I'm out on my ass in two years.

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You said it yourself, Barney.

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Former athletes have a window,

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and I know mine will close
before I'm ready, just like my career did.

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If I've learned anything,

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it's that when an opportunity
like this comes around, I have to grab it.

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You can get on board, or you can quit,
but I'm doing this.

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Gentlemen, is there a problem?

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Is there a problem, Barney?

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Mr. DeMille, was it?

00:15:28.470 --> 00:15:29.513 align:center
That's right.

00:15:31.849 --> 00:15:33.058 align:center
How can I help?

00:15:35.269 --> 00:15:38.188 align:center
Well, for starters,
I'm gonna need all your passwords.

00:15:38.272 --> 00:15:39.565 align:center
Of course you will.

00:16:08.051 --> 00:16:11.972 align:center
The Fairy Melusine,
built in 2012 by Nereids Yachts,

00:16:12.055 --> 00:16:14.641 align:center
the apex of nautical luxury.

00:16:14.725 --> 00:16:16.852 align:center
If you have fuck-you money,
you buy a modest,

00:16:16.935 --> 00:16:19.396 align:center
entry-level Nereids
for around three million.

00:16:19.479 --> 00:16:22.399 align:center
If you have fuck-it-all money,
you have them design a mega yacht

00:16:22.482 --> 00:16:26.403 align:center
to your custom specifications,
for a price on par with a naval destroyer.

00:16:26.486 --> 00:16:28.071 align:center
And you give them one directive…

00:16:28.155 --> 00:16:29.489 align:center
length over all.

00:16:29.573 --> 00:16:32.868 align:center
At 197 feet with a 875 gross tonnage,

00:16:32.951 --> 00:16:35.537 align:center
The Fairy Melusine is powered
by Caterpillar engines

00:16:35.621 --> 00:16:39.208 align:center
that give her 5,000 horsepower
and a maximum speed of 17 knots.

00:16:40.501 --> 00:16:42.044 align:center
Nothing lets the millionaires know

00:16:42.127 --> 00:16:45.422 align:center
you're a billionaire
like owning a custom white boat.

00:16:46.131 --> 00:16:47.549 align:center
Oh, Jesus.

00:16:50.344 --> 00:16:52.304 align:center
I gotta take this.
Go ahead, I'll catch up.

00:16:52.387 --> 00:16:54.139 align:center
I'll just be a second. Yeah, Barney?

00:16:55.432 --> 00:16:58.185 align:center
- So, some news.
- Yeah, now's not a great time.

00:16:58.268 --> 00:17:00.312 align:center
Ashe is investing in the gym.

00:17:01.230 --> 00:17:04.148 align:center
What? You mean, he's considering it?

00:17:04.233 --> 00:17:06.609 align:center
No, no.
He seems to have already committed.

00:17:06.693 --> 00:17:08.111 align:center
And Nick didn't tell you?

00:17:08.194 --> 00:17:09.655 align:center
No, he did. Today.

00:17:10.656 --> 00:17:12.156 align:center
Well, can you talk him out of it?

00:17:12.241 --> 00:17:13.492 align:center
I was hoping you would.

00:17:13.575 --> 00:17:15.743 align:center
It would be highly
suspicious for his business manager

00:17:15.827 --> 00:17:17.579 align:center
to try to talk him
out of 30 million bucks.

00:17:19.748 --> 00:17:20.749 align:center
Thirty million?

00:17:20.832 --> 00:17:23.042 align:center
Yeah,
they're looking at the books as we speak.

00:17:23.627 --> 00:17:26.630 align:center
- Well, that's not good. Are you worried?
- No.

00:17:26.713 --> 00:17:27.714 align:center
You sound worried.

00:17:28.257 --> 00:17:31.009 align:center
Well, I'm worried I might get worried.

00:17:31.093 --> 00:17:33.053 align:center
Look, I'm sure Ashe
is just putting on a show

00:17:33.136 --> 00:17:35.055 align:center
to let Nick know
how serious he is about this.

00:17:35.138 --> 00:17:37.057 align:center
It's a… It's a perfunctory review.

00:17:37.140 --> 00:17:39.893 align:center
They won't get into cash flow.
It'll be fine, we're fine. I'm fine.

00:17:39.977 --> 00:17:41.186 align:center
I got this.

00:17:43.522 --> 00:17:44.523 align:center
I got this.

00:17:53.782 --> 00:17:55.200 align:center
Ms. Birch is finishing her call.

00:17:55.284 --> 00:17:56.368 align:center
Thank you.

00:17:57.619 --> 00:17:58.829 align:center
- Here we are.
- Good.

00:18:09.131 --> 00:18:11.383 align:center
Cricket Birch made her money
the old-fashioned way.

00:18:11.466 --> 00:18:12.467 align:center
She inherited it.

00:18:12.551 --> 00:18:14.761 align:center
But that didn't make her
any less formidable.

00:18:14.845 --> 00:18:16.722 align:center
She was Oxford educated, boardroom tested,

00:18:16.805 --> 00:18:17.931 align:center
and unlike many of her ilk,

00:18:18.015 --> 00:18:20.601 align:center
she had actually grown
the principal instead of squandering it.

00:18:20.684 --> 00:18:23.228 align:center
Which made her something of
a unicorn in the financial world.

00:18:23.312 --> 00:18:24.605 align:center
And, if the rumors were true,

00:18:24.688 --> 00:18:27.065 align:center
on certain
highly-exclusive dating apps as well.

00:18:34.698 --> 00:18:39.620 align:center
- Jack, lovely to see you as always.
- You too, Cricket.

00:18:40.662 --> 00:18:42.164 align:center
You remember Andrew Cooper?

00:18:42.247 --> 00:18:44.583 align:center
Hello, Coop. It's been a minute.

00:18:44.666 --> 00:18:45.792 align:center
That it has. Nice boat.

00:18:46.585 --> 00:18:47.920 align:center
This old thing.

00:18:48.754 --> 00:18:49.755 align:center
Shall we?

00:18:54.426 --> 00:18:57.054 align:center
You'll see Coop's investment
shifts a sizable portion

00:18:57.137 --> 00:18:59.598 align:center
of the fund's beta to equity,
mitigating your exposure.

00:18:59.681 --> 00:19:01.016 align:center
- It's okay, Jack.
- And by Q4, you could--

00:19:01.099 --> 00:19:03.560 align:center
I don't need the dogs and ponies,
I've done the math.

00:19:04.853 --> 00:19:06.563 align:center
I'll have to come ready, right?

00:19:07.814 --> 00:19:11.485 align:center
All right, so tell me, what can we do
to make you more comfortable with this?

00:19:12.486 --> 00:19:14.530 align:center
You can't. I mean, not really.

00:19:15.364 --> 00:19:17.616 align:center
I'll either be comfortable, or I won't be.

00:19:18.242 --> 00:19:19.535 align:center
Why are we here?

00:19:19.618 --> 00:19:22.621 align:center
Because you're an old-school closer,
and I love that about you.

00:19:28.544 --> 00:19:33.006 align:center
I've had some Strottarga Bianco
escorted from Austria for you.

00:19:33.882 --> 00:19:35.676 align:center
That's very kind of you.

00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:37.553 align:center
I will definitely try some
before we leave.

00:19:37.636 --> 00:19:40.430 align:center
No. You should try it now
while it's still fresh.

00:19:47.104 --> 00:19:48.605 align:center
How can I say no to that?

00:19:59.449 --> 00:20:01.076 align:center
Well, you've been awfully quiet.

00:20:02.369 --> 00:20:05.163 align:center
Yeah, well, Jack had a plan.

00:20:05.247 --> 00:20:08.792 align:center
Yeah, to bore me
into submission, I'm sure.

00:20:08.876 --> 00:20:11.086 align:center
Now the adults can speak freely.

00:20:13.589 --> 00:20:14.756 align:center
You first.

00:20:16.133 --> 00:20:19.720 align:center
Okay. Well,
I'm managing a sizable chunk right now.

00:20:19.803 --> 00:20:23.724 align:center
If Jack did to me what he did to you,
I would be out for revenge.

00:20:23.807 --> 00:20:27.186 align:center
Not handing his company a management fee
on a nine-figure investment,

00:20:27.269 --> 00:20:29.688 align:center
so you're gonna forgive me
if I'm feeling a little suspicious.

00:20:30.772 --> 00:20:32.065 align:center
Okay.

00:20:32.149 --> 00:20:35.235 align:center
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
I've already gotten my revenge.

00:20:35.319 --> 00:20:36.612 align:center
You mean the Swiss.

00:20:37.279 --> 00:20:40.115 align:center
Oh, don't look so impressed.
There's very few secrets in our world.

00:20:45.037 --> 00:20:47.915 align:center
Look, Jack's the devil I know, that's all.

00:20:48.498 --> 00:20:51.793 align:center
Yeah, that may be true,
but it's definitely not all.

00:20:53.712 --> 00:20:55.464 align:center
Losing the Swiss hurt him.

00:20:55.547 --> 00:20:58.050 align:center
Bailey had to take the hit,
and it was a big hit,

00:20:58.133 --> 00:21:03.555 align:center
but somehow Jack managed
to preserve Excelsior's returns.

00:21:04.223 --> 00:21:05.682 align:center
You don't need to look so impressed.

00:21:05.766 --> 00:21:07.559 align:center
You're not the only one
that does the math.

00:21:08.727 --> 00:21:11.104 align:center
So, I don't know
what your arrangement is with Jack,

00:21:11.188 --> 00:21:13.315 align:center
and I honestly don't really care.

00:21:13.941 --> 00:21:16.777 align:center
I just know that Excelsior
is as close to bulletproof as it gets,

00:21:16.860 --> 00:21:19.196 align:center
and that's where I want to be.

00:21:20.614 --> 00:21:21.907 align:center
And it's as simple as that?

00:21:22.741 --> 00:21:25.869 align:center
Well, no, but… That's the gist of it.

00:21:28.539 --> 00:21:31.083 align:center
- I don't want any hot money, Coop.
- This isn't that.

00:21:31.166 --> 00:21:33.418 align:center
No redemptions six months in
because your investors

00:21:33.502 --> 00:21:34.837 align:center
don't have the balls for a down market.

00:21:34.920 --> 00:21:38.131 align:center
- I'm playing the long game.
- And I'm not looking for a partner.

00:21:38.215 --> 00:21:39.883 align:center
- I call the shots.
- Understood.

00:21:40.425 --> 00:21:42.427 align:center
I just want to ride your coattails.

00:21:48.725 --> 00:21:51.186 align:center
I'm having a party tonight. Can you stay?

00:21:52.396 --> 00:21:57.818 align:center
Hi. I need some Humboldt Fog,
double the Manchego, Smokin' Goat…

00:21:57.901 --> 00:21:59.862 align:center
- You know what, he's gonna want a Brie.
- Right.

00:22:00.445 --> 00:22:01.989 align:center
Which one's
the one with the moon in the title?

00:22:03.657 --> 00:22:04.700 align:center
Excuse me.

00:22:05.742 --> 00:22:06.743 align:center
One minute.

00:22:08.996 --> 00:22:10.622 align:center
- Hello?
- Elena?

00:22:10.706 --> 00:22:12.666 align:center
Oh, Chivo. What number is this?

00:22:12.749 --> 00:22:14.960 align:center
Elena… I need a favor.

00:22:15.043 --> 00:22:18.213 align:center
Can it wait? I'm underwater
with Nick's housewarming.

00:22:19.006 --> 00:22:20.382 align:center
I got arrested.

00:22:21.592 --> 00:22:22.593 align:center
What?

00:22:23.510 --> 00:22:25.804 align:center
I was with Luis, and--

00:22:25.888 --> 00:22:27.306 align:center
Wait, Félix's Luis?

00:22:27.389 --> 00:22:29.308 align:center
Are you kidding me?

00:22:29.391 --> 00:22:32.227 align:center
Elena! I need you to get me
the fuck out of here.

00:22:33.395 --> 00:22:36.231 align:center
Okay. I'll be there as soon as I can.

00:22:37.566 --> 00:22:39.610 align:center
Bail is fifty thousand bucks.

00:22:41.236 --> 00:22:43.530 align:center
Fifty thousand!

00:22:43.614 --> 00:22:45.824 align:center
What the fuck did you do?

00:22:45.908 --> 00:22:47.367 align:center
No, I can't.

00:22:47.451 --> 00:22:48.660 align:center
Elena?

00:22:48.744 --> 00:22:49.995 align:center
Elena?

00:22:54.333 --> 00:22:55.542 align:center
Hey. This is Andrew Cooper.

00:23:05.385 --> 00:23:08.263 align:center
So, how long have you
been working for Mr. Ashe?

00:23:10.140 --> 00:23:11.558 align:center
Long time.

00:23:12.226 --> 00:23:13.310 align:center
Well…

00:23:16.897 --> 00:23:19.024 align:center
This is a client, excuse me.

00:23:20.192 --> 00:23:21.193 align:center
Barney.

00:23:21.944 --> 00:23:23.362 align:center
Can I call you back?

00:23:23.445 --> 00:23:24.821 align:center
I need my money.

00:23:25.364 --> 00:23:26.949 align:center
Okay, this doesn't work like an ATM.

00:23:27.032 --> 00:23:29.493 align:center
This is an emergency, okay?
I don't care how it works.

00:23:29.576 --> 00:23:31.370 align:center
I need $50,000 today.

00:23:32.955 --> 00:23:35.916 align:center
That's a bit complicated at the moment.

00:23:35.999 --> 00:23:37.000 align:center
Complicated how?

00:23:37.084 --> 00:23:39.503 align:center
You have all my money.
I need some of it back.

00:23:39.586 --> 00:23:40.838 align:center
You didn't hold on to any of it?

00:23:40.921 --> 00:23:42.631 align:center
You told me I didn't need to.

00:23:43.674 --> 00:23:46.301 align:center
Mr. DeMille,
would you come take a look at this?

00:23:47.761 --> 00:23:50.097 align:center
- I'm gonna have to call you back.
- Barney, do not hang up on me.

00:23:50.180 --> 00:23:51.431 align:center
Okay, then.

00:24:53.744 --> 00:24:55.787 align:center
I don't recall
you being such an introvert.

00:24:58.665 --> 00:25:00.334 align:center
Not really my crowd.

00:25:00.959 --> 00:25:02.586 align:center
No, I didn't think so.

00:25:05.547 --> 00:25:08.217 align:center
You're very different since
the last time we saw each other.

00:25:09.259 --> 00:25:10.260 align:center
Older.

00:25:11.094 --> 00:25:12.221 align:center
Sadder.

00:25:13.514 --> 00:25:14.515 align:center
Well…

00:25:15.516 --> 00:25:17.309 align:center
A lot has happened
since the last time I saw you.

00:25:17.392 --> 00:25:18.936 align:center
Yeah, I heard about it.

00:25:19.811 --> 00:25:20.854 align:center
Well, then, you know.

00:25:22.606 --> 00:25:24.983 align:center
- Hope you don't hold it against me.
- What? With my family?

00:25:25.526 --> 00:25:26.693 align:center
It's nothing.

00:25:29.530 --> 00:25:32.074 align:center
- And you got divorced.
- I did.

00:25:32.866 --> 00:25:34.117 align:center
Was it bad?

00:25:37.538 --> 00:25:38.622 align:center
Still is.

00:25:40.249 --> 00:25:41.708 align:center
I'm really sorry, Coop.

00:25:42.835 --> 00:25:47.005 align:center
You were one of the rare faithful ones,
or at least where I was concerned.

00:25:48.131 --> 00:25:49.967 align:center
It was impressive.

00:25:50.592 --> 00:25:53.470 align:center
Yes, well, it turns out
there's a whole hell

00:25:53.554 --> 00:25:56.348 align:center
of a lot more to being married
than just not cheating.

00:25:57.641 --> 00:25:58.684 align:center
Who knew?

00:25:59.726 --> 00:26:01.728 align:center
Do you remember the conference in Berlin?

00:26:03.564 --> 00:26:05.148 align:center
I remember we were both pretty drunk.

00:26:05.816 --> 00:26:07.150 align:center
You're being very generous.

00:26:07.234 --> 00:26:09.611 align:center
I think I practically threw myself at you.

00:26:10.571 --> 00:26:15.284 align:center
You somehow managed the trick of getting
me home without making me feel rejected.

00:26:17.369 --> 00:26:19.746 align:center
Well, I get the feeling you don't
really suffer from low self-esteem.

00:26:21.915 --> 00:26:23.083 align:center
This is true.

00:26:25.961 --> 00:26:28.547 align:center
Besides, if I would've slept with you,
Jack would've fired me.

00:26:30.257 --> 00:26:31.633 align:center
Jack did fire you.

00:26:42.019 --> 00:26:43.520 align:center
Why did you stay tonight?

00:26:49.443 --> 00:26:51.778 align:center
Probably for the same reason
you asked me to.

00:28:02.808 --> 00:28:04.643 align:center
Didn't Danny have a thing with this one?

00:28:05.978 --> 00:28:07.229 align:center
Shit.

00:28:08.188 --> 00:28:09.189 align:center
Give me a minute.

00:28:16.822 --> 00:28:19.116 align:center
- Look, I know what you're going to say--
- You promised me.

00:28:19.199 --> 00:28:20.742 align:center
I kept my promise.

00:28:21.535 --> 00:28:22.703 align:center
I had nothing to do with it.

00:28:22.786 --> 00:28:24.872 align:center
Then why is my brother in jail?

00:28:26.331 --> 00:28:28.292 align:center
Look, Luis was short.

00:28:30.169 --> 00:28:33.213 align:center
He brought Chivo along for a run.
He didn't check with me.

00:28:34.798 --> 00:28:36.633 align:center
If it means anything,

00:28:38.635 --> 00:28:40.220 align:center
Luis's been dealt with.

00:28:40.846 --> 00:28:42.598 align:center
You know what would mean something?

00:28:45.100 --> 00:28:46.476 align:center
Bail him out.

00:28:48.437 --> 00:28:49.688 align:center
You don't have the money?

00:28:53.442 --> 00:28:54.484 align:center
How much do you need?

00:28:54.985 --> 00:28:56.069 align:center
Fifty thousand.

00:29:08.916 --> 00:29:10.000 align:center
Fifty…

00:29:15.547 --> 00:29:16.548 align:center
Chivo.

00:29:21.303 --> 00:29:22.513 align:center
Thank you.

00:29:26.266 --> 00:29:27.267 align:center
This is a loan.

00:29:27.351 --> 00:29:28.894 align:center
It's bail.

00:29:28.977 --> 00:29:30.437 align:center
You'll get it back.

00:29:35.692 --> 00:29:37.528 align:center
What? You want to charge me interest?

00:29:39.404 --> 00:29:40.739 align:center
No interest. No strings.

00:29:43.408 --> 00:29:46.245 align:center
Ay.

00:29:46.328 --> 00:29:48.038 align:center
There's always strings.

00:30:01.134 --> 00:30:02.135 align:center
Thanks for doing this.

00:30:02.219 --> 00:30:04.930 align:center
It's been sticking for a while,
but then today it just…

00:30:05.013 --> 00:30:07.224 align:center
- stayed stuck.
- My pleasure.

00:30:07.307 --> 00:30:09.476 align:center
The hinge just needed to be tightened.

00:30:16.066 --> 00:30:17.359 align:center
Is there anything else you need?

00:30:48.557 --> 00:30:50.851 align:center
Yes, boss

00:30:50.934 --> 00:30:53.145 align:center
I'm on the mic

00:30:53.228 --> 00:30:58.400 align:center
I'll try to give you what you like

00:30:58.483 --> 00:31:03.614 align:center
I can be soft
I can be hard

00:31:03.697 --> 00:31:08.035 align:center
Let me do the B-part

00:31:12.706 --> 00:31:14.541 align:center
Oh, how delicious, mamita.

00:31:14.625 --> 00:31:16.835 align:center
Your skin is so soft.

00:31:18.629 --> 00:31:19.922 align:center
So smooth.

00:31:20.631 --> 00:31:22.925 align:center
Sí. Sí.

00:31:23.008 --> 00:31:24.551 align:center
Your pussy is so wet!

00:31:25.719 --> 00:31:27.262 align:center
Like a 20-year-old!

00:31:28.597 --> 00:31:30.724 align:center
More, more! You want more?

00:31:30.807 --> 00:31:31.934 align:center
- Si.
- Si?

00:32:39.710 --> 00:32:41.086 align:center
Aren't you going to say anything?

00:32:42.129 --> 00:32:43.505 align:center
What do you want me to say?

00:32:44.464 --> 00:32:45.966 align:center
You're a shit criminal.

00:32:46.049 --> 00:32:48.510 align:center
Are you trying to get deported?

00:32:48.594 --> 00:32:50.179 align:center
What do you expect me to do?

00:32:50.971 --> 00:32:53.390 align:center
I'm not like you.
I can't just work for nothing!

00:32:54.725 --> 00:32:56.852 align:center
Is that what you think I'm doing?

00:32:56.935 --> 00:32:59.104 align:center
You pick up after rich people!

00:32:59.188 --> 00:33:00.939 align:center
It's honest work.

00:33:02.065 --> 00:33:04.318 align:center
Who do you think paid
for you to come here?

00:33:04.818 --> 00:33:07.404 align:center
We came here to do better!

00:33:07.487 --> 00:33:10.866 align:center
Are you really telling me
this is the best we can do?

00:33:10.949 --> 00:33:11.950 align:center
This is it?

00:33:12.034 --> 00:33:14.244 align:center
You mean my apartment?

00:33:15.537 --> 00:33:17.456 align:center
The one you're living
in rent-free, asshole?

00:33:17.539 --> 00:33:19.041 align:center
I'm sorry. I didn't mean--

00:33:19.124 --> 00:33:22.878 align:center
You ungrateful little shit! I missed
work to bail your sorry ass out of jail!

00:33:24.004 --> 00:33:25.005 align:center
Don't worry.

00:33:26.006 --> 00:33:27.007 align:center
I'll get out of your way

00:33:28.634 --> 00:33:30.010 align:center
so you can go clean some more toilets.

00:33:30.093 --> 00:33:31.428 align:center
Fuck you, Chivo.

00:33:32.596 --> 00:33:34.389 align:center
Hey! Where the fuck do you
think you're going?

00:33:35.057 --> 00:33:36.600 align:center
Anywhere but here.

00:34:06.755 --> 00:34:07.923 align:center
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

00:34:08.005 --> 00:34:09.675 align:center
Please.

00:34:09.757 --> 00:34:12.135 align:center
- Jack, you need to calm down, okay?
- Hey. You better get in here.

00:34:12.219 --> 00:34:13.469 align:center
…fucking over.

00:34:13.554 --> 00:34:16.389 align:center
Please, Jack, you have to calm down, okay?
Just breathe with me--

00:34:16.473 --> 00:34:19.393 align:center
Do not give me any of that yoga bullshit.
Jesus Christ, Coop.

00:34:19.476 --> 00:34:20.936 align:center
What's going on, pal?

00:34:21.018 --> 00:34:22.603 align:center
The fucking boner pills.

00:34:22.688 --> 00:34:24.565 align:center
God. Can you please give us a second?

00:34:24.648 --> 00:34:27.109 align:center
- Thank you so much.
- I think I took too many of 'em.

00:34:27.192 --> 00:34:29.570 align:center
- How many of those did you take?
- You saw them. What would you do?

00:34:29.652 --> 00:34:32.155 align:center
It just feels like
it's about to fucking explode.

00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:33.364 align:center
Can you release?

00:34:33.447 --> 00:34:35.617 align:center
No, I can't!
It's like a fucking steel pole!

00:34:35.701 --> 00:34:38.036 align:center
Oh, fuck, I think I'm having
a fucking heart attack--

00:34:38.120 --> 00:34:40.706 align:center
No, no, just relax and breathe.
You're just having a panic attack.

00:34:40.789 --> 00:34:42.165 align:center
I'm not gonna relax!

00:34:42.248 --> 00:34:43.625 align:center
My dick is purple!

00:34:47.629 --> 00:34:48.922 align:center
I'm gonna get the medic.

00:34:51.757 --> 00:34:53.051 align:center
Fuck.

00:34:58.640 --> 00:35:01.894 align:center
Must have felt like fucking Christmas
for you seeing me like that.

00:35:01.977 --> 00:35:03.729 align:center
No, actually it didn't.

00:35:07.608 --> 00:35:10.485 align:center
I'm sure you'll be
dining out on it for months.

00:35:12.112 --> 00:35:14.114 align:center
I feel like a fucking clown.

00:35:14.823 --> 00:35:16.533 align:center
It's humiliating.

00:35:16.617 --> 00:35:20.454 align:center
Jack, if it makes you feel any better,
it never happened, okay?

00:35:22.247 --> 00:35:26.293 align:center
You know, not too long ago, I was you.

00:35:27.461 --> 00:35:29.838 align:center
I was good-looking, vital.

00:35:30.464 --> 00:35:31.632 align:center
Top of my game.

00:35:32.216 --> 00:35:34.843 align:center
I walked into a room
and people paid attention.

00:35:36.345 --> 00:35:39.389 align:center
My swagger had swagger, you know?

00:35:41.767 --> 00:35:43.310 align:center
You get used to feeling that way,

00:35:43.393 --> 00:35:45.395 align:center
you think that's how
it will always be and…

00:35:47.022 --> 00:35:48.857 align:center
then you realize…

00:35:52.402 --> 00:35:55.113 align:center
people stopped seeing you a long time ago.

00:35:57.282 --> 00:35:59.076 align:center
You're halfway to invisible.

00:36:04.915 --> 00:36:06.959 align:center
Well, I'm sure
that'll never happen to you, Jack.

00:36:07.042 --> 00:36:09.044 align:center
She dismissed me
from the fucking meeting, Coop.

00:36:09.127 --> 00:36:13.549 align:center
I run $2 billion for her, and she
sent me off to eat fucking fish eggs!

00:36:14.508 --> 00:36:16.301 align:center
While you closed the deal.

00:36:18.929 --> 00:36:19.930 align:center
Did you fuck her?

00:36:22.474 --> 00:36:23.767 align:center
You fucked her.

00:36:27.145 --> 00:36:28.814 align:center
Enjoy it while you can, Coop.

00:36:28.897 --> 00:36:31.525 align:center
It doesn't last
nearly as long as you think it will.

00:36:32.359 --> 00:36:35.112 align:center
One day you're gonna wake up
and you're not gonna be you anymore,

00:36:35.195 --> 00:36:36.530 align:center
you're gonna be me.

00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:39.616 align:center
And you're gonna realize
you haven't been the guy

00:36:39.700 --> 00:36:42.452 align:center
that you thought you were for a long time.

00:36:44.454 --> 00:36:49.293 align:center
I gotta tell you,
when that realization sinks in…

00:36:53.338 --> 00:36:55.883 align:center
it's fucking terrifying.

00:37:21.450 --> 00:37:23.243 align:center
Thank you. Thanks, guys.

00:37:28.832 --> 00:37:31.502 align:center
You spend your life
avoiding certain realities.

00:37:31.585 --> 00:37:33.921 align:center
Then one day you find yourself
on a private jet,

00:37:34.004 --> 00:37:36.548 align:center
having the truth dropped on you
by a horny old prophet

00:37:36.632 --> 00:37:38.175 align:center
who just a few hours earlier

00:37:38.258 --> 00:37:40.385 align:center
needed his throbbing erection
drained by a medic.

00:37:48.268 --> 00:37:49.811 align:center
And as strange as it sounds,

00:37:49.895 --> 00:37:52.731 align:center
you understand in a way you haven't
until that very moment.

00:37:53.941 --> 00:37:56.026 align:center
Just how old you really are.

00:38:19.842 --> 00:38:23.428 align:center
I said hi to Morgan at school,
and she gave me the stink eye.

00:38:24.096 --> 00:38:25.639 align:center
That's better than what she gives me.

00:38:25.722 --> 00:38:29.268 align:center
Don't worry. She's just pissed
because Delilah is a legit hottie.

00:38:30.310 --> 00:38:32.729 align:center
- We're not…
- Oh, come on, it's fine.

00:38:32.813 --> 00:38:33.856 align:center
She seems cool.

00:38:35.524 --> 00:38:40.153 align:center
Plus, you're both weirdos,
so, you know, there's that.

00:38:41.488 --> 00:38:44.616 align:center
Hey, I didn't know you were back.

00:38:46.243 --> 00:38:47.286 align:center
I'm not back.

00:38:47.369 --> 00:38:48.745 align:center
I'm just getting some things.

00:38:50.831 --> 00:38:52.332 align:center
You have any clothes you want washed?

00:38:52.416 --> 00:38:54.042 align:center
I can do my own laundry, Mom.

00:38:54.126 --> 00:38:55.377 align:center
Really?

00:38:55.460 --> 00:38:57.171 align:center
Yes, really.

00:39:11.268 --> 00:39:13.395 align:center
You're stuck
dealing with all that on your own now.

00:39:14.104 --> 00:39:15.564 align:center
She's just trying to be nice.

00:39:16.398 --> 00:39:17.608 align:center
What's your problem?

00:39:18.275 --> 00:39:20.194 align:center
I don't think I'm the one
with the problem.

00:39:25.824 --> 00:39:27.409 align:center
Listen, baby

00:39:44.259 --> 00:39:48.013 align:center
Ain't no mountain high
Ain't no valley low

00:39:48.096 --> 00:39:51.808 align:center
Ain't no river wide enough, baby

00:39:52.518 --> 00:39:54.645 align:center
If you need me, call me

00:39:54.728 --> 00:39:56.897 align:center
This week's roundup of flubs, flops,

00:39:56.980 --> 00:39:59.441 align:center
and straight up failures
kicks off in Dallas.

00:39:59.525 --> 00:40:00.651 align:center
Don't worry, baby

00:40:00.734 --> 00:40:02.319 align:center
Just call my name

00:40:02.402 --> 00:40:07.199 align:center
I'll be there in a hurry
You don't have to worry

00:40:07.282 --> 00:40:08.492 align:center
'Cause baby there

00:40:09.326 --> 00:40:10.327 align:center
Hey.

00:40:15.624 --> 00:40:20.128 align:center
Baby
There ain't no mountain high enough

00:40:20.212 --> 00:40:21.755 align:center
- Hey!
- Hi!

00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:29.054 align:center
Oh, I see you.

00:40:31.431 --> 00:40:33.392 align:center
- After these, get to the mozzarella.
- Okay,

00:40:33.475 --> 00:40:35.102 align:center
the nacho bar needs to be refreshed.

00:40:35.185 --> 00:40:36.979 align:center
The fire is out
under one of the chafing dishes.

00:40:37.062 --> 00:40:40.023 align:center
And can you please
remind your employees again

00:40:40.107 --> 00:40:41.483 align:center
to only use
the downstairs bathroom please.

00:40:41.567 --> 00:40:42.568 align:center
Yes, ma'am.

00:40:43.235 --> 00:40:44.653 align:center
IDIOT

00:40:45.320 --> 00:40:47.823 align:center
- I'm busy.
- Your boy is gone.

00:40:48.407 --> 00:40:49.408 align:center
What!

00:40:49.491 --> 00:40:50.701 align:center
Chivo! He flew the coop.

00:40:50.784 --> 00:40:52.870 align:center
What are you talking about?

00:40:52.953 --> 00:40:54.997 align:center
I'm in your apartment and he's gone.

00:40:55.831 --> 00:40:57.249 align:center
What the fuck are you doing in my house?

00:40:57.332 --> 00:40:58.166 align:center
Listen to me!

00:40:58.750 --> 00:40:59.668 align:center
All of his stuff is gone!

00:41:00.252 --> 00:41:01.336 align:center
He's skipping out!

00:41:02.838 --> 00:41:03.839 align:center
Shit!

00:41:03.922 --> 00:41:06.758 align:center
Hey, Elena,
one of the chafing dishes is out.

00:41:06.842 --> 00:41:08.677 align:center
That's my bail money--

00:41:08.760 --> 00:41:11.096 align:center
Son of a bitch!
If they don't have my fucking money…

00:41:14.516 --> 00:41:15.559 align:center
Something wrong?

00:41:17.144 --> 00:41:18.145 align:center
I have to go.

00:41:18.228 --> 00:41:19.188 align:center
Right now?

00:41:20.397 --> 00:41:21.398 align:center
Right now.

00:41:22.357 --> 00:41:23.400 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:41:24.067 --> 00:41:25.068 align:center
Shit.

00:41:35.204 --> 00:41:39.208 align:center
She want to go on top
Girl, I heard you like the bad boys

00:41:39.291 --> 00:41:41.001 align:center
Yeah, I'm a bad boy

00:41:41.084 --> 00:41:43.003 align:center
Can't stop, won't stop

00:41:46.048 --> 00:41:47.049 align:center
Yeah, you were right.

00:41:48.342 --> 00:41:49.343 align:center
Mel?

00:41:50.969 --> 00:41:52.179 align:center
Hey.

00:41:54.890 --> 00:41:56.642 align:center
I'm glad you made it.

00:41:57.518 --> 00:41:58.519 align:center
Sensei.

00:41:58.602 --> 00:42:00.437 align:center
Okay, don't hate on my vibe.

00:42:01.146 --> 00:42:03.232 align:center
Look at this place. It's quite something.

00:42:03.315 --> 00:42:04.483 align:center
- Thank you. Ladies.
- Hey.

00:42:04.566 --> 00:42:05.567 align:center
Hi.

00:42:07.110 --> 00:42:09.071 align:center
And they are quite something.

00:42:09.154 --> 00:42:10.572 align:center
Which one's your date?

00:42:11.156 --> 00:42:12.241 align:center
All of them?

00:42:12.324 --> 00:42:14.660 align:center
Oh, come on.
I couldn't even handle one of you.

00:42:17.913 --> 00:42:19.623 align:center
Hey, how's the book coming along?

00:42:19.706 --> 00:42:21.333 align:center
- Good, really good.
- Really?

00:42:21.416 --> 00:42:23.001 align:center
- No, not really.
- No?

00:42:23.085 --> 00:42:24.127 align:center
What's up, Nick?

00:42:24.211 --> 00:42:25.546 align:center
Hey, Gordy.

00:42:25.629 --> 00:42:26.630 align:center
- Hey, man.
- What's up?

00:42:26.713 --> 00:42:27.714 align:center
- I'll catch you later.
- Yes.

00:42:27.798 --> 00:42:30.092 align:center
- Your house is something else.
- My God. I mean, look at this house.

00:42:30.175 --> 00:42:31.468 align:center
Lisa. I appreciate you.

00:42:33.762 --> 00:42:35.472 align:center
Thank you.

00:42:36.974 --> 00:42:38.058 align:center
Oh, cool!

00:42:40.853 --> 00:42:41.854 align:center
Not bad.

00:42:41.937 --> 00:42:44.898 align:center
- Hey, are you okay?
- Why?

00:42:46.149 --> 00:42:47.818 align:center
You are stress eating.

00:42:47.901 --> 00:42:50.445 align:center
No, I'm stress serving.
I haven't actually eaten anything yet.

00:42:51.989 --> 00:42:52.990 align:center
Hey.

00:42:53.615 --> 00:42:54.616 align:center
How are you feeling?

00:42:56.577 --> 00:42:57.744 align:center
All good.

00:42:59.413 --> 00:43:00.998 align:center
Work though, it was only…

00:43:02.124 --> 00:43:03.625 align:center
Hey, is this weird for you?

00:43:05.335 --> 00:43:06.879 align:center
No, why would it be weird?

00:43:06.962 --> 00:43:09.381 align:center
Seriously? Nick's house.

00:43:09.464 --> 00:43:13.468 align:center
A parade of twenty-something models
walking around like concubines.

00:43:13.552 --> 00:43:15.888 align:center
I mean,
he's probably gonna have an orgy later.

00:43:16.638 --> 00:43:18.473 align:center
Well, that was fucking weird.
Thanks for that.

00:43:18.557 --> 00:43:21.185 align:center
Don't you guys think this
is more house than he needs?

00:43:21.268 --> 00:43:22.769 align:center
He's a professional athlete.

00:43:22.853 --> 00:43:24.062 align:center
He's gotta represent.

00:43:24.146 --> 00:43:26.815 align:center
The smaller houses didn't have
basketball courts in the basement.

00:43:27.316 --> 00:43:28.483 align:center
Sure. Sure.

00:43:32.613 --> 00:43:33.614 align:center
Hi, everybody.

00:43:33.697 --> 00:43:37.242 align:center
Hi. Oh, my… Yes, please.

00:43:37.326 --> 00:43:39.494 align:center
- What? You're very attractive.
- Thank you.

00:43:40.037 --> 00:43:41.163 align:center
What about me? Am I not handsome?

00:43:41.747 --> 00:43:43.707 align:center
You're a Westchester seven.

00:43:43.790 --> 00:43:44.791 align:center
I'll take it.

00:43:46.627 --> 00:43:47.503 align:center
Hi.

00:43:47.586 --> 00:43:50.255 align:center
- Hey.
- Oh, Mel, you don't have a drink.

00:43:50.339 --> 00:43:52.174 align:center
Oh, I'm not… I'm not drinking tonight.

00:43:53.300 --> 00:43:54.676 align:center
Because of the Seder.

00:43:54.760 --> 00:43:57.971 align:center
Honey, no one even noticed.
Grace, do you need a refill?

00:43:58.055 --> 00:44:00.516 align:center
No, I'm not drinking tonight either.

00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:02.893 align:center
Wait. Okay, what is happening right now?

00:44:02.976 --> 00:44:05.938 align:center
Okay. Wait,
we're all just not drinking anymore?

00:44:06.021 --> 00:44:07.689 align:center
- No, it's--
- No, nothing like that.

00:44:07.773 --> 00:44:09.024 align:center
I just…

00:44:11.235 --> 00:44:12.986 align:center
Solidarity with Mel.

00:44:13.070 --> 00:44:14.738 align:center
Oh, my God, you're pregnant.

00:44:14.821 --> 00:44:16.031 align:center
What?

00:44:16.114 --> 00:44:19.785 align:center
- I can always tell these things. Are you?
- It's her gift.

00:44:19.868 --> 00:44:23.413 align:center
Except when she's wrong, which is
more than occasionally, less than often.

00:44:23.497 --> 00:44:24.498 align:center
- Be right back.
- Wait.

00:44:24.581 --> 00:44:26.208 align:center
Excuse me. What the fuck?

00:44:26.834 --> 00:44:28.418 align:center
Ladies, come here.

00:44:28.502 --> 00:44:30.170 align:center
Grace is pregnant.

00:44:30.254 --> 00:44:32.422 align:center
- What?
- Yes, she is.

00:44:32.506 --> 00:44:33.924 align:center
Oh, Grace!

00:44:34.007 --> 00:44:36.134 align:center
You are so fucking young. I hate you.

00:44:37.344 --> 00:44:39.346 align:center
Hi, could you take care of this for me?
Thank you so much.

00:44:39.429 --> 00:44:41.598 align:center
- Hey, guys!
- Hey.

00:44:41.682 --> 00:44:42.766 align:center
- How are you?
- Good.

00:44:43.559 --> 00:44:45.018 align:center
What's the commotion over there?

00:44:45.811 --> 00:44:46.812 align:center
Grace is pregnant.

00:44:46.895 --> 00:44:48.522 align:center
- What?
- Yeah, not planned.

00:44:48.605 --> 00:44:49.857 align:center
I'm gonna go say congrats.

00:44:50.357 --> 00:44:52.651 align:center
Okay. How are you?
What are we talking about?

00:44:52.734 --> 00:44:54.862 align:center
- Oh, you know. Things.
- Business.

00:44:54.945 --> 00:44:55.946 align:center
Come on, you.

00:44:56.530 --> 00:44:58.740 align:center
- I'll catch you later.
- That was fun.

00:44:58.824 --> 00:44:59.992 align:center
Yeah, good chat, good chat.

00:45:00.075 --> 00:45:02.411 align:center
Hey, congratulations, my friend.
It's a beautiful thing.

00:45:02.494 --> 00:45:03.495 align:center
Thanks, thanks.

00:45:03.579 --> 00:45:07.082 align:center
Yes, and hey, congrats to you
on joining our Strong Ass Gym family.

00:45:07.165 --> 00:45:09.001 align:center
I know, right?
I mean, I'm super pumped about it.

00:45:10.377 --> 00:45:12.296 align:center
I met your guy DeMille.

00:45:12.379 --> 00:45:14.673 align:center
Oh, yeah, great. Right, right, right.
Thank you for doing that.

00:45:14.756 --> 00:45:16.258 align:center
Yeah, I know he could be a little,

00:45:16.341 --> 00:45:18.594 align:center
well, he's not what
you'd call warm and fuzzy, right.

00:45:18.677 --> 00:45:21.096 align:center
But the man is a fucking machine.
I'd be lost without him.

00:45:21.180 --> 00:45:23.849 align:center
Yeah, yeah. No, he is great.

00:45:24.600 --> 00:45:28.395 align:center
Listen. I could easily
prepare everything for you.

00:45:28.478 --> 00:45:31.982 align:center
I've been working with Nick a long time.
I know where all the bodies are buried.

00:45:32.691 --> 00:45:33.942 align:center
Not that there are any, so.

00:45:34.026 --> 00:45:36.195 align:center
No, no, no, no, I know it's…
Look, it's nothing personal.

00:45:36.278 --> 00:45:37.905 align:center
Truth is, I've been dry fucked before.

00:45:37.988 --> 00:45:40.032 align:center
I have a habit of
making impulsive decisions.

00:45:40.115 --> 00:45:41.617 align:center
That's why I have DeMille.
He's a details guy.

00:45:41.700 --> 00:45:43.035 align:center
Like you. He keeps me in check.

00:45:43.118 --> 00:45:45.204 align:center
Of course. God's in the details, right?

00:45:45.287 --> 00:45:47.915 align:center
- That's right.
- You got… You got a timeline? Or…

00:45:48.540 --> 00:45:50.250 align:center
It usually takes about a few weeks,

00:45:50.334 --> 00:45:51.835 align:center
but he'll just do a full audit
of your books,

00:45:51.919 --> 00:45:53.962 align:center
and then we'll set up a template
for scaling up.

00:45:54.046 --> 00:45:55.130 align:center
Yeah.

00:45:55.214 --> 00:45:56.298 align:center
An audit?

00:45:57.508 --> 00:46:00.177 align:center
Yeah. Due diligence,
my friend, due diligence.

00:46:01.803 --> 00:46:03.639 align:center
Jesus Christ, look at these women.

00:46:03.722 --> 00:46:04.723 align:center
- Yeah. Okay.
- So--

00:46:04.806 --> 00:46:06.475 align:center
Come on, let's get fucked up.

00:46:18.737 --> 00:46:20.822 align:center
Coop! Yes, sir, you made it.

00:46:20.906 --> 00:46:22.783 align:center
- Hey.
- What's going on?

00:46:22.866 --> 00:46:24.535 align:center
Well, nice to see you. Hello, gentlemen.

00:46:24.618 --> 00:46:26.537 align:center
- Fellas, this is my buddy Coop.
- How are we doing?

00:46:26.620 --> 00:46:27.955 align:center
- Hi. Nice to see you. Hey.
- Hey.

00:46:28.038 --> 00:46:29.790 align:center
I'm gonna get a drink. I'll be right back.

00:46:29.873 --> 00:46:30.874 align:center
- Yeah.
- What's up, brother.

00:46:30.958 --> 00:46:32.334 align:center
Good to see you, pal.

00:46:32.417 --> 00:46:35.546 align:center
So, guys, none of you ever
tried to play in the NBA or what?

00:46:35.629 --> 00:46:36.880 align:center
- Dude.
- What?

00:46:36.964 --> 00:46:38.590 align:center
- Be cool. Let them enjoy the party.
- Is that not cool?

00:46:38.674 --> 00:46:40.342 align:center
- Oh, come on.
- No, it's not cool. It's obnoxious.

00:46:42.135 --> 00:46:44.388 align:center
I pull out the weeds
And the breeze take 'em off

00:46:44.471 --> 00:46:46.515 align:center
To somewhere far
Where they won't cause harm

00:46:46.598 --> 00:46:48.851 align:center
And my heart stays warm
Like my lawn in the sun

00:46:48.934 --> 00:46:50.936 align:center
This rebound shit is legit and a trip

00:46:51.019 --> 00:46:53.313 align:center
Baby, time will tell if it gels
Or we quit

00:46:54.147 --> 00:46:55.274 align:center
Is it safe?

00:46:58.402 --> 00:46:59.611 align:center
Very funny.

00:47:00.612 --> 00:47:01.613 align:center
It's water.

00:47:12.082 --> 00:47:13.083 align:center
You okay?

00:47:15.502 --> 00:47:17.921 align:center
Her being around.
How does it not bother you?

00:47:18.005 --> 00:47:21.216 align:center
I don't know.
Maybe I have bigger problems.

00:47:21.300 --> 00:47:23.427 align:center
Look, it was a hard year for all of us.

00:47:23.510 --> 00:47:26.054 align:center
Sam too, but we're all still here.

00:47:26.138 --> 00:47:29.474 align:center
Maybe, we should just do
our best to try to get along.

00:47:30.475 --> 00:47:32.144 align:center
What? Are you running for mayor?

00:47:35.522 --> 00:47:37.733 align:center
- I think we're all…
- Yeah.

00:47:38.901 --> 00:47:41.278 align:center
Why does it seem like it's so
much easier for everybody else?

00:47:44.990 --> 00:47:46.742 align:center
Do I need to worry about you?

00:47:47.701 --> 00:47:49.161 align:center
I'll get back to you on that.

00:47:51.496 --> 00:47:52.497 align:center
I got to find Grace.

00:47:55.083 --> 00:47:56.084 align:center
Hey.

00:48:00.214 --> 00:48:01.632 align:center
Here if you need me.

00:48:04.676 --> 00:48:05.677 align:center
Okay.

00:48:14.311 --> 00:48:15.312 align:center
L'chaim.

00:48:16.813 --> 00:48:18.398 align:center
We're getting dry fucked.

00:48:18.482 --> 00:48:19.775 align:center
- What?
- Yeah.

00:48:20.442 --> 00:48:22.694 align:center
Ashe's guys. It's a full-blown audit.

00:48:23.487 --> 00:48:24.488 align:center
Audit?

00:48:24.571 --> 00:48:27.741 align:center
I thought you had it handled.
I thought this was perfunctory.

00:48:27.824 --> 00:48:29.284 align:center
Yeah, it's a perfunctory audit.

00:48:31.411 --> 00:48:33.038 align:center
All of my money is in there.

00:48:33.664 --> 00:48:35.541 align:center
Yeah, well,
it's frozen until this is over.

00:48:37.125 --> 00:48:38.293 align:center
Elena's gonna be pissed.

00:48:38.377 --> 00:48:40.003 align:center
Oh, she already is.

00:48:42.130 --> 00:48:43.131 align:center
Can I have one?

00:48:46.885 --> 00:48:48.762 align:center
This is how we do it

00:48:56.144 --> 00:48:58.146 align:center
This is how we do it

00:49:02.985 --> 00:49:05.112 align:center
This is how we do it

00:49:05.195 --> 00:49:09.491 align:center
It's Friday night and I feel all right

00:49:10.409 --> 00:49:12.536 align:center
Come on. Let's dance. Let's dance.

00:49:12.619 --> 00:49:14.204 align:center
- Sweetie, I'm way too sober.
- Please.

00:49:14.288 --> 00:49:17.291 align:center
Oh, come on, while I can
still see my toes even a little bit.

00:49:17.374 --> 00:49:19.334 align:center
- You go.
- Okay.

00:49:19.418 --> 00:49:22.045 align:center
Honeys in the street say
"Monty, yo, we made it!"

00:49:22.129 --> 00:49:25.883 align:center
It feels so good in my hood tonight

00:49:25.966 --> 00:49:28.677 align:center
The summertime skirts
And the guys in Kani

00:49:28.760 --> 00:49:31.680 align:center
All the gangbangers
Forgot about the drive-by

00:49:31.763 --> 00:49:35.309 align:center
You gotta get your groove on
Before you go get paid

00:49:35.392 --> 00:49:36.602 align:center
One sec.

00:49:36.685 --> 00:49:37.811 align:center
- What?
- I'll be right back.

00:49:37.895 --> 00:49:39.104 align:center
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:39.980 --> 00:49:42.691 align:center
I'm kinda buzzed
And it's all because

00:49:42.774 --> 00:49:44.443 align:center
This is how we do it

00:49:44.526 --> 00:49:47.362 align:center
South Central does it like nobody does

00:49:56.747 --> 00:49:57.748 align:center
Wow.

00:50:38.455 --> 00:50:39.748 align:center
Come on.

00:50:46.588 --> 00:50:48.257 align:center
- No way.
- Mel.

00:50:48.340 --> 00:50:50.259 align:center
No, I'm not doing this now.

00:50:50.342 --> 00:50:53.428 align:center
Well, is there any time
that you think would be good for us

00:50:53.512 --> 00:50:54.930 align:center
to, you know, get together and talk?

00:50:55.013 --> 00:50:56.640 align:center
Kinda busy these days.

00:50:57.266 --> 00:50:58.725 align:center
I just wanna talk to you.

00:50:58.809 --> 00:51:01.228 align:center
- I just--
- What? You wanna explain?

00:51:02.145 --> 00:51:04.231 align:center
Like, you can chalk this up to
some kind of misunderstanding?

00:51:04.314 --> 00:51:05.732 align:center
Apologize.

00:51:05.816 --> 00:51:08.735 align:center
- Oh, you want to apologize.
- I was gonna say apologize.

00:51:08.819 --> 00:51:11.071 align:center
Oh, really?

00:51:11.154 --> 00:51:12.447 align:center
Yes.

00:51:12.531 --> 00:51:14.408 align:center
I don't think you fully comprehend
what you did.

00:51:15.325 --> 00:51:20.622 align:center
And frankly, I think it's insane that all
these people here seem to have forgotten--

00:51:20.706 --> 00:51:23.208 align:center
I don't care about all of these people.
I care about you.

00:51:23.292 --> 00:51:25.919 align:center
If you cared about me,
you wouldn't have fucked my husband.

00:51:28.172 --> 00:51:30.215 align:center
- Is that what this is about for you?
- No, that's not what I meant.

00:51:30.299 --> 00:51:32.843 align:center
Because if that's the case,
this will be a much easier conversation.

00:51:32.926 --> 00:51:34.761 align:center
It isn't,
and we're not having a conversation.

00:51:34.845 --> 00:51:36.096 align:center
It feels like we might be.

00:51:36.180 --> 00:51:38.140 align:center
That's because you won't stop talking.

00:51:38.223 --> 00:51:39.808 align:center
I know, because you won't fucking hear me.

00:51:39.892 --> 00:51:44.229 align:center
Maybe you've forgotten because you
haven't talked to me in, like, a year,

00:51:44.313 --> 00:51:48.150 align:center
but I can go on and on
and on until you hear me out.

00:51:48.233 --> 00:51:50.360 align:center
I will wear you the fuck down, Mel.

00:51:52.654 --> 00:51:56.575 align:center
You were gonna destroy my family
for a $20 million payout.

00:52:09.421 --> 00:52:10.631 align:center
You know what I think?

00:52:13.175 --> 00:52:16.803 align:center
I think you're probably
a narcissistic sociopath.

00:52:17.763 --> 00:52:22.267 align:center
And that is my professional opinion
as an experienced therapist who has a--

00:52:23.393 --> 00:52:24.394 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:52:24.478 --> 00:52:26.355 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- Fuck!

00:52:26.438 --> 00:52:29.107 align:center
- Wait, Mel, are you okay?
- Just don't touch me.

00:52:29.191 --> 00:52:31.985 align:center
- Are you okay?
- Just please, please leave me alone.

00:52:32.069 --> 00:52:33.695 align:center
I will. I just…

00:52:33.779 --> 00:52:37.115 align:center
It looked like a really hard fall,
and I just wanna make sure you're okay.

00:52:45.332 --> 00:52:46.416 align:center
Out of everyone.

00:52:49.795 --> 00:52:51.255 align:center
You. Out of everyone.

00:52:52.214 --> 00:52:53.799 align:center
You were my friend.

00:52:54.967 --> 00:52:56.176 align:center
I know.

00:52:57.970 --> 00:53:00.305 align:center
I don't understand how you could do that,

00:53:00.389 --> 00:53:04.434 align:center
and I don't understand why everyone
loves you again, and they hate me.

00:53:04.518 --> 00:53:07.688 align:center
- What? No one hates you.
- Yes, they do.

00:53:07.771 --> 00:53:10.899 align:center
My daughter hates me.
My neighbor hates me.

00:53:10.983 --> 00:53:14.027 align:center
Their fucking dog hates me!
Dogs are supposed to love everybody.

00:53:14.111 --> 00:53:16.822 align:center
My body hates me. Nothing works anymore.

00:53:16.905 --> 00:53:19.950 align:center
I'm a dried husk who can't come!

00:53:22.327 --> 00:53:23.620 align:center
Yeah.

00:53:26.582 --> 00:53:27.583 align:center
I know…

00:53:29.835 --> 00:53:31.378 align:center
what I did was awful.

00:53:32.838 --> 00:53:34.673 align:center
And I'm so sorry about it all.

00:53:35.591 --> 00:53:39.094 align:center
I just need you to know I am so sorry

00:53:39.178 --> 00:53:42.306 align:center
that I don't have room in me
for anything else.

00:53:42.389 --> 00:53:46.602 align:center
I am exclusively and perpetually sorry.

00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:50.814 align:center
I look back,
and I don't even know who that person was.

00:53:50.898 --> 00:53:53.442 align:center
I think I was just drowning so long

00:53:53.525 --> 00:53:57.905 align:center
without realizing
and then suddenly I'm like out of air,

00:53:57.988 --> 00:54:02.409 align:center
and I panicked,
and I did a terrible, terrible thing,

00:54:02.492 --> 00:54:03.952 align:center
and I know you won't forgive me.

00:54:04.036 --> 00:54:05.871 align:center
I mean, why the hell would you?

00:54:05.954 --> 00:54:10.459 align:center
And even if you did,
I'll never forgive myself.

00:54:10.542 --> 00:54:14.463 align:center
It hangs over my head
every minute of every day.

00:54:15.464 --> 00:54:21.470 align:center
Like a dark storm of, like, regret
and self-loathing, and I hate myself.

00:54:24.473 --> 00:54:29.520 align:center
I hate myself,
and I hate so much that I hurt you, Mel.

00:54:29.603 --> 00:54:31.355 align:center
You have no idea.

00:54:39.321 --> 00:54:40.322 align:center
Okay.

00:54:43.909 --> 00:54:45.577 align:center
And now I'll go.

00:54:47.037 --> 00:54:48.038 align:center
Wait.

00:54:53.877 --> 00:54:55.629 align:center
Sit here a minute.

00:55:02.970 --> 00:55:04.555 align:center
- I just--
- But don't talk.

00:55:15.148 --> 00:55:16.358 align:center
Chivo.

00:55:38.380 --> 00:55:40.340 align:center
Got enough cheese there, Brad?

00:55:43.135 --> 00:55:45.721 align:center
- Yeah, this is good.
- Oh, no. Fuck.

00:55:49.433 --> 00:55:50.934 align:center
Now, I want you to be honest, Tony.

00:55:51.018 --> 00:55:52.895 align:center
Would you ever hang
something like this in your own home?

00:55:52.978 --> 00:55:54.354 align:center
Fuck, no.

00:55:54.438 --> 00:55:57.482 align:center
Coop, you've gotta stop Nick
from hanging this up.

00:55:57.566 --> 00:56:00.903 align:center
I gotta take this. Sorry, guys.

00:56:00.986 --> 00:56:02.154 align:center
There he is!

00:56:02.237 --> 00:56:05.782 align:center
Coop. There's my badass motherfucker.

00:56:05.866 --> 00:56:07.618 align:center
- You did it.
- Okay?

00:56:07.701 --> 00:56:09.161 align:center
Excelsior, you did it.

00:56:09.244 --> 00:56:10.621 align:center
I didn't think
you'd be able to pull it off.

00:56:10.704 --> 00:56:11.955 align:center
- No offense.
- None taken.

00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:14.249 align:center
You are a fucking legend.
You know that? We're gonna celebrate.

00:56:14.333 --> 00:56:16.585 align:center
We're gonna fucking party right now.
We're gonna celebrate. We're gonna party.

00:56:16.668 --> 00:56:19.213 align:center
- Let's party. Let's go.
- You know, I just have to take this call.

00:56:19.296 --> 00:56:21.215 align:center
Give me… Give me one second. Thanks.

00:56:21.924 --> 00:56:23.467 align:center
Hey, yeah…

00:56:26.136 --> 00:56:27.137 align:center
What?

00:56:29.097 --> 00:56:30.265 align:center
No…

00:56:31.225 --> 00:56:33.894 align:center
No, no, no, you stay there.
I'll be there as soon as I can.

00:56:33.977 --> 00:56:34.978 align:center
Yeah.

00:56:36.730 --> 00:56:37.981 align:center
We good?

00:56:40.400 --> 00:56:41.818 align:center
My dad just died.

