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Okay. Do it. Come on.

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Thank you.

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Can't tell if the hammering
is in my brain or out there.

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Hey, let me cook you
something for breakfast.

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No, I'm okay. I got this.

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- You got plans after school?
- Nope.

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Hey. I'm sorry I've been so distracted
with this whole Tori thing.

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No, no. It's fine, really.

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How 'bout this? You, me, my famous
stuffed shells, tonight, dinner?

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You can even bring Morgan.

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We broke up.

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What?

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I gotta go. Bye.

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Hey, sweetie. Just let me know
about dinner, okay?

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- I will.
- And listen,

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don't worry about Morgan.
There are plenty of fish in the sea.

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God, I sound like my mother.

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Hi, Tor.

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Bye, Mom.

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Hi, sweetheart. You look gorgeous.

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Bye, sweetie. Tori.

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Love you.

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Good boy.

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Brie, hi.

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- Good morning.
- Hi, Arlo. Hey, buddy.

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You doing some work? What is all this?

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Well, since you were
so concerned about Arlo,

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we figured we'd build
a wall for your protection.

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Wow.

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Seems like a little bit
of an overreaction.

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You handed me a bag full of shit.

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Look, haven't you ever had a bad day?

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I did that day.

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Fair enough. Well, do you have any idea

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when the jackhammering portion
of the construction's gonna be over?

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And also, their equipment
is tearing up my lawn.

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You'd have to ask them.

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Okay.

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Well.

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This will be great.

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Good fences make good neighbors.

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Good people make good neighbors, Mel.

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Can you not step on my brick here?

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Very nice.

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You don't usually bring me stuff
in the original packaging.

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Don't tell me
you're robbing department stores now.

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These are actual gifts.
I'm managing some investment capital.

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Elaborate gifts are part
of the wooing process.

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Now I understand the fancy suit.

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What? This old thing?

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It's a sharp suit.

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Thank you, Rocco.

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What's your problem?

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My problem is that once again
I need to tell you

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something you should already know.

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Thinking that you can keep
a foot in each boat,

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that is how a bolond like you drowns.

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What is a bolond?

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A fool. But you're not a fool.

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An idiot, definitely, but not a fool.

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So why don't you tell me what it is that
you are trying so hard to not tell me?

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I'm being blackmailed.

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- The book guy?
- Yeah.

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He has me on camera in his house.

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So he wants me to manage
and invest his dirty money.

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I do that for him, he deletes the video.

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So you're taking
the word of a blackmailer?

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What choice do I have?

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Blackmail always has an expiration date.

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It's up to you to decide when that is.

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My mom said she won't
let me take the Benz to college.

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Why not?

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- I don't know why.
- Serious?

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Hey, what's up?

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- You tell me.
- I don't know.

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I had a sure thing, Coop,
and you blew me off.

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And don't tell me
it's because of your back.

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I can tell when you're bullshitting me.

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I'm dealing with some stuff here, okay?

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Anything I should know about?

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No, just family stuff.

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Okay, well can you put a clock on it?

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All of my cash is tied up
with your buddy, Barney.

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And if you're gonna
take some sort of break, tell me.

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Because I need to make other plans.

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I'll get back to you.

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I'm serious, Coop.

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I'm working on it, okay,
I promise. Really. Bye.

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- Hey.
- Hey.

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I thought you had practice. What's up?

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Wasn't in the mood.

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Dad, please don't give me shit about it.
I don't have any more parents to run to.

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Okay, fine. But it's gonna cost you.

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What are you gonna make me do?

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The same thing
my father would've made me do.

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Come on.

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Come on. Last round, dipshits.

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- Good luck.
- Yeah, yeah.

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- All right, 30.
- Thirty.

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- Thirty-one.
- What?

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Damn, three in a row.
She's humiliating you, Andy.

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Are you checking my math?

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- No, no.
- He always was a sore loser.

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Give me a break. Whose dumb idea was this?

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Shit. I gotta go.

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I gotta get ready.

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This was fun. Let's do it again.

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- Bye.
- Bye.

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Hey. Did you call your mom?

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- Dad…
- Look,

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if you don't wanna talk
about college right now, fine.

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If you don't want to talk
about skipping practice, that's okay.

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But we're talking about this.

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- About what?
- Tori.

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There are things in this world
that might be worth quitting.

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Your mother is not one of them, okay?

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I mean, I know she can be a little…

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pushy.

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But she's got
your best interests at heart.

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She's trying to take care
of you, you know?

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- I need a little time.
- Well, it's gonna be awkward

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when you see her tomorrow night.

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Why am I seeing her tomorrow?

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Seder at Hari and Gretchen's.

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Shit. That's tomorrow?

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Yeah, it is.

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Can't we just skip it?

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No. It's Passover.

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You're not even the Jewish parent.

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I'm not Mexican either,
and I like their food too.

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I'm going to bed.

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Shalom.

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Okay, so it's A major,

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then a D major,

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then an E major. All right? Okay.

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So, I'm gonna sing,
you guys are gonna play.

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And make sure you press really hard
'cause if your fingers aren't burning,

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then you're not doing it right.

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Also, it's all down strokes
because this is punk rock.

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Here we go. One, two, three, four…

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They're piling in the back seat

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Generating steam heat

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Yeah. I don't know.

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- I have to come late 'cause…
- Good.

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Pulsating to the back beat

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Blitzkrieg

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Bop!

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Hey. What's your name again?

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Finn.

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Yeah. Hey, Finn. Could you do me a favor?

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Could you shut the fuck up
and pay attention?

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Great. All right.

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Now it's the bridge, and it starts on a D.
And one, two, three, four.

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Hey ho, let's go

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To A!

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Hello, Eomeonim. So nice to see you.

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You're feeding her empty food.

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I don't actually feed her.

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She's carrying a child.
Hers is a high-risk pregnancy.

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Ma, it's geriatric pregnancy.

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We don't use that phra… No.

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Did you… Did you tell her
about your 25-year-old uterus?

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I don't care what the doctor said.

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You're not gonna poison
my daughter or my grandchild.

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I just want to point out
that I don't do the shopping here.

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And neither does Grace. Not anymore.

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You need to be more vigilant.
She needs balance.

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Well, this all looks very balanced.

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Also, who are you?

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Good yontif.

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- Hey. How are you, Hari? Good to see you.
- Hey. I'm good. Good to see you too.

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- Hi.
- Hari, this looks nice.

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Being married
to a Jewish woman for two decades,

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I had seen my share of seders.

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But none compared to the one
Gretchen and Hari threw every year.

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…tiny little shape, all right?

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I was never a fan of organized religion…

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…but not until after you're done.

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…but a celebration of wine
and freedom needs no sales pitch.

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- Hello, Gretchen.
- Coop, welcome.

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Thank you for having us.
You remember Tori?

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- Hi.
- I'm so glad you could make it.

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You look lovely, dear.

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Hi, Tori.

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Excuse me.

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- Long story.
- Right.

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Teenagers.

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Okay.

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Hey-o.

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Wow.

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- How is she?
- How are you?

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I'm giving her space.

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Good. I think she's going
to quit the tennis team.

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What? God, what did you tell her?

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I'm giving her space.

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Is your plan to just let her ride this out
till the wheels come off?

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- Because news flash…
- She'll come around.

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…the wheels are already off.

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And if she's living with you,
you need to start acting like her father

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and not like the cool roommate.

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- So I'm cool now?
- Andrew Cooper.

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I will. I'm on it. Yes.

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Guess what?

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Hunter broke up with Morgan.

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I know. He's been hanging out
with Delilah. Owen Ashe's daughter.

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Hanging out or hooking up?

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Kids these days do not use those terms.

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- What, are you the expert now?
- Yeah, I'm a very cool expert.

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- Really?
- Hey, hey.

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Hey. Incoming.

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- What's up?
- Hi.

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- Hi.
- Shanah Tova.

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Hi, hello.

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- Wrong holiday, but that's okay.
- Wrong holiday.

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I'm sorry. I thought that was universal.

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Anyway, this is Bella.
She's been helping me with the move.

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How's the new place coming along?

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I'm not gonna tell you
'cause I want you to see it yourself.

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- You know where to find me.
- Yeah, I do.

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On the floor of my new man cave
drunk off your ass.

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I'm being summoned. Excuse me.

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Nice to meet you.

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Love this. Is this Dior?

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I'm not telling you,
and get your paws off it.

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Next thing you know,
we'll show up wearing the same thing.

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Correct, we will.

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Happy Passover, honey.
Did you try the caviar on matzah?

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Not yet.

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I thought there was
an interesting dissonance

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in putting a delicacy
on the bread of affliction.

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- It shouldn't work, but it does.
- Exactly.

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- I'll get another.
- Hey, I heard that Tori

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- turned down Princeton.
- What?

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Really? What is she going to do?

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She hasn't figured it out yet.

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She doesn't have another plan?

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Define plan.

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Hey, Tori.

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Don't worry, guys. My OnlyFans
already has, like, 2,000 subscribers,

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and I haven't even shown my tits yet.

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You need a tip jar.

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Hey.

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Don't stop.

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- Ashe, hey. Welcome.
- Hey. How are you, bud?

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- Sam, hey.
- Hey.

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- Come on in.
- Thank you.

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- This is for you.
- Thank you.

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What's she doing here?

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Oh, no. I didn't invite her.

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She did not just show up.

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- This was a bad idea. I'm just gonna go.
- Hey, wait, wait. No, come on.

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It will be awkward for one minute
and then it'll be fine.

00:15:37.896 --> 00:15:40.315 align:center
No, I don't think I can do this.
These people hate me.

00:15:40.399 --> 00:15:43.694 align:center
Nah, they just think they're supposed to.
Hey, you wanna know what will help?

00:15:44.278 --> 00:15:45.279 align:center
Klonopin?

00:15:46.405 --> 00:15:49.783 align:center
I was gonna say being with me,
but maybe a little wine will suffice.

00:15:49.867 --> 00:15:52.077 align:center
Wait, this is a developing story.

00:15:52.160 --> 00:15:55.539 align:center
- We've got an arm on a shoulder.
- Holy shit. She's a plus one.

00:15:56.039 --> 00:15:57.040 align:center
Savvy.

00:15:57.124 --> 00:16:00.961 align:center
Plus one for the most eligible bachelor
in Westmont Village.

00:16:01.461 --> 00:16:03.046 align:center
You have to hand it to her.

00:16:03.130 --> 00:16:04.131 align:center
When did this happen?

00:16:04.214 --> 00:16:08.510 align:center
No. The important question is,
how did none of us see this coming?

00:16:09.803 --> 00:16:11.638 align:center
Well, I can't just throw her out.

00:16:12.306 --> 00:16:13.432 align:center
Seriously?

00:16:14.099 --> 00:16:15.851 align:center
It's Passover.

00:16:19.021 --> 00:16:21.190 align:center
- Hey. How you doing?
- Happy Passover.

00:16:21.273 --> 00:16:22.941 align:center
Happy Passover.

00:16:23.025 --> 00:16:24.443 align:center
Coop doesn't seem to mind.

00:16:27.654 --> 00:16:28.697 align:center
Unbelievable.

00:16:31.241 --> 00:16:32.784 align:center
Hey. What's up, guys?

00:16:32.868 --> 00:16:34.203 align:center
- There he is.
- Hey, man.

00:16:34.828 --> 00:16:36.163 align:center
Buddy.

00:16:36.246 --> 00:16:37.623 align:center
Lisa.

00:16:38.332 --> 00:16:39.416 align:center
How are you?

00:16:39.499 --> 00:16:41.668 align:center
Great to see you, sight for sore eyes.

00:16:41.752 --> 00:16:44.254 align:center
- You back?
- Gordy grounded me for Passover.

00:16:44.338 --> 00:16:45.631 align:center
Where were you?

00:16:45.714 --> 00:16:47.466 align:center
Well, if you followed me, you'd know.

00:16:47.549 --> 00:16:50.928 align:center
I don't have Instagram or TikTok,
or whatever it is that…

00:16:51.011 --> 00:16:52.012 align:center
I don't follow anybody.

00:16:52.095 --> 00:16:54.181 align:center
Okay. Well, then I'm gonna find you later
and make an account.

00:16:54.264 --> 00:16:55.265 align:center
Please don't.

00:16:56.099 --> 00:16:57.476 align:center
- Shalom.
- Thank you.

00:16:57.559 --> 00:16:59.102 align:center
- Hold the bag.
- I've got the bag, buddy.

00:16:59.186 --> 00:17:02.064 align:center
- She was in Singapore this time.
- Singapore?

00:17:02.147 --> 00:17:03.982 align:center
- Singapore, yes.
- Yeah. One of these days you'll have

00:17:04.066 --> 00:17:06.443 align:center
- to explain her job to all of us.
- She's a fashion

00:17:06.527 --> 00:17:08.362 align:center
and travel influencer, yeah.

00:17:08.444 --> 00:17:10.656 align:center
- And she gets paid for that?
- Fuck no.

00:17:10.739 --> 00:17:13.407 align:center
She just gets tons
of free clothes and trips,

00:17:13.492 --> 00:17:15.993 align:center
and the more she's away,
the better we get along. So…

00:17:16.078 --> 00:17:17.329 align:center
- Win, win.
- So, all right.

00:17:17.412 --> 00:17:20.874 align:center
Yeah, listen, Coop. Word on the street
is you are shopping around

00:17:20.958 --> 00:17:22.626 align:center
- a big chunk of change.
- Don't get too excited.

00:17:22.709 --> 00:17:23.794 align:center
It's not that sexy.

00:17:23.877 --> 00:17:25.587 align:center
Really? 'Cause I heard
it's half a billion dollars.

00:17:25.671 --> 00:17:27.297 align:center
That sounds pretty sexy to me.

00:17:27.381 --> 00:17:29.466 align:center
- Yes, it does.
- You can't believe everything you hear.

00:17:29.550 --> 00:17:32.177 align:center
Well, I can if you tell me about it.
Come on, Coop.

00:17:32.261 --> 00:17:33.470 align:center
- Coop!
- Got a bunch of deals

00:17:33.554 --> 00:17:34.805 align:center
that would float your boat, you know.

00:17:34.888 --> 00:17:36.890 align:center
Have you tried one of these?
They're called Drunken Pharaohs.

00:17:36.974 --> 00:17:38.642 align:center
- That's yours. That's yours.
- All right. Cin cin.

00:17:38.725 --> 00:17:40.435 align:center
Fucking fire. Cheers. Cheers.

00:17:40.519 --> 00:17:43.063 align:center
- Owen. Great to see you, man.
- Hey. Hey, you too, buddy.

00:17:43.146 --> 00:17:44.690 align:center
What's your name again?

00:17:45.190 --> 00:17:47.860 align:center
- It's Brad.
- Brad. Right, right. Good to see you.

00:17:47.943 --> 00:17:49.695 align:center
- What's up, Ashe? Good to see you again.
- Hey, man.

00:17:50.571 --> 00:17:52.281 align:center
Hey, Sam.

00:17:52.364 --> 00:17:53.448 align:center
Hey.

00:17:55.409 --> 00:17:57.703 align:center
We're going to get started everyone,
if you could take your seats.

00:17:57.786 --> 00:17:59.538 align:center
All right. Coop, you're sitting with us.

00:18:29.610 --> 00:18:30.777 align:center
Kat.

00:18:30.861 --> 00:18:32.237 align:center
Coop.

00:18:32.321 --> 00:18:33.572 align:center
Are we friends again?

00:18:33.655 --> 00:18:34.865 align:center
Not a chance.

00:18:49.546 --> 00:18:54.301 align:center
Amen

00:18:55.427 --> 00:18:57.930 align:center
This is the bread of affliction

00:18:58.013 --> 00:19:01.308 align:center
which our forefathers ate
in the land of Egypt.

00:19:01.391 --> 00:19:04.144 align:center
"All who are hungry,
let them come and eat.

00:19:04.853 --> 00:19:06.313 align:center
All who are needy,

00:19:06.396 --> 00:19:10.192 align:center
let them come
and celebrate the Passover with us."

00:19:20.786 --> 00:19:22.454 align:center
You got it, Hunter.

00:19:36.134 --> 00:19:37.135 align:center
I'm the second youngest.

00:19:47.437 --> 00:19:50.357 align:center
- Very nice.
- "The simple child asks…"

00:19:52.484 --> 00:19:54.611 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- What is this about?

00:20:02.286 --> 00:20:04.371 align:center
Why was tonight different
from all other nights?

00:20:04.454 --> 00:20:06.999 align:center
Well, for starters, I was seated
with the woman who framed me

00:20:07.082 --> 00:20:10.669 align:center
for murder and her new boyfriend,
who was currently blackmailing me.

00:20:10.752 --> 00:20:13.964 align:center
Not to mention my attorney who
I had blackmailed into representing me.

00:20:14.548 --> 00:20:18.385 align:center
So, while Gretchen told the story of
the Israelites being liberated from Egypt,

00:20:18.468 --> 00:20:21.180 align:center
I was thinking I could use
a little liberating, myself.

00:20:21.263 --> 00:20:22.264 align:center
Thank you.

00:20:30.898 --> 00:20:32.691 align:center
What is this about?

00:20:44.036 --> 00:20:45.037 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:20:45.537 --> 00:20:48.040 align:center
That is so hot.

00:20:49.750 --> 00:20:54.046 align:center
"These are the Ten Plagues
which the Holy One, blessed be He,

00:20:54.129 --> 00:20:55.923 align:center
brought upon the Egyptians."

00:20:56.006 --> 00:20:57.007 align:center
Blood.

00:20:59.092 --> 00:21:00.844 align:center
So, Coop, give me an update.

00:21:01.595 --> 00:21:02.679 align:center
"Frogs."

00:21:03.680 --> 00:21:06.099 align:center
- What's taking so long?
- "Lice."

00:21:06.183 --> 00:21:07.893 align:center
I thought we'd be looking
at term sheets by now.

00:21:07.976 --> 00:21:09.102 align:center
"Beasts."

00:21:09.186 --> 00:21:11.647 align:center
Well, it's a process.
These things take time.

00:21:11.730 --> 00:21:12.731 align:center
"Cattle disease."

00:21:12.814 --> 00:21:15.150 align:center
You're trying to give them
four hundred million dollars.

00:21:15.234 --> 00:21:17.152 align:center
I think they would wanna expedite that.

00:21:17.236 --> 00:21:18.237 align:center
"Boils."

00:21:20.030 --> 00:21:22.074 align:center
- "Hail."
- Do you trust me or not?

00:21:22.157 --> 00:21:23.367 align:center
Sure, I do.

00:21:23.450 --> 00:21:24.535 align:center
"Locusts."

00:21:24.618 --> 00:21:25.661 align:center
For now.

00:21:27.246 --> 00:21:28.330 align:center
"Darkness."

00:21:33.836 --> 00:21:35.212 align:center
"Death of the first born."

00:21:36.296 --> 00:21:39.007 align:center
Hari wants to buy a boat,
and it's not that I'm against it,

00:21:39.091 --> 00:21:40.592 align:center
he just isn't the greatest swimmer.

00:21:41.176 --> 00:21:43.637 align:center
Who needs the hassle?
I mean, especially on the East Coast,

00:21:43.720 --> 00:21:46.098 align:center
where you can only use it
for two or three months, anyway.

00:21:46.181 --> 00:21:48.016 align:center
Well, the seasons are getting warmer.

00:21:48.100 --> 00:21:50.310 align:center
Oh, okay. Are they?

00:22:16.753 --> 00:22:18.463 align:center
Do you want anything from the bar?

00:22:18.547 --> 00:22:20.174 align:center
- No, no. I'm fine.
- Okay. Excuse me.

00:22:21.258 --> 00:22:22.718 align:center
Yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying.

00:22:28.974 --> 00:22:30.184 align:center
Hey, you two.

00:22:31.435 --> 00:22:32.686 align:center
- Hey.
- Hi, Sam.

00:22:32.769 --> 00:22:33.854 align:center
Can I get one of those, please?

00:22:33.937 --> 00:22:34.938 align:center
- Of course.
- Thanks.

00:22:39.067 --> 00:22:40.068 align:center
You look great.

00:22:40.569 --> 00:22:42.112 align:center
- Thanks, Sam.
- Thanks. You too.

00:22:42.696 --> 00:22:44.156 align:center
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

00:22:44.239 --> 00:22:45.240 align:center
Thanks.

00:22:48.243 --> 00:22:50.162 align:center
- Can I get another one?
- Okay.

00:22:51.246 --> 00:22:52.289 align:center
I'm sorry, it's just…

00:22:53.123 --> 00:22:54.666 align:center
I actually have a listing coming up.

00:22:54.750 --> 00:22:58.253 align:center
It's a four million dollar tear-down and
the owners are looking for an architect.

00:23:00.380 --> 00:23:02.799 align:center
- Say more.
- It's a two-acre plot on Apple Court.

00:23:02.883 --> 00:23:07.095 align:center
They want a ground-up build
and they're asking for a recommendation.

00:23:07.179 --> 00:23:08.430 align:center
And you wanna recommend me?

00:23:08.514 --> 00:23:10.140 align:center
I know how this looks,
but I'm just tryna pass--

00:23:10.224 --> 00:23:11.850 align:center
It looks like a job offer.

00:23:15.646 --> 00:23:16.813 align:center
Well, fuck.

00:23:18.023 --> 00:23:20.859 align:center
And she accepts. Are they looking
for an interior designer?

00:23:21.902 --> 00:23:22.903 align:center
Maggie wants to buy a Porsche.

00:23:22.986 --> 00:23:24.321 align:center
Oh, well…

00:23:24.404 --> 00:23:25.781 align:center
- I do.
- …that's a good goal.

00:23:25.864 --> 00:23:27.741 align:center
- Oh, my God.
- To business?

00:23:28.408 --> 00:23:29.826 align:center
To business.

00:23:33.789 --> 00:23:36.250 align:center
P-U-L-E. Pule.

00:23:36.750 --> 00:23:40.045 align:center
It's a cheese that comes from donkey milk
from a single farm in Serbia.

00:23:40.128 --> 00:23:42.464 align:center
It cost me 20 grand to get
a quarter of a pound here.

00:23:42.548 --> 00:23:45.509 align:center
I say we ditch the wives,
take Hari's leftovers,

00:23:45.592 --> 00:23:48.637 align:center
and we do fancy cheese night,
tomorrow, at my place.

00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:52.724 align:center
I can't. Gretchen and I
have a second seder at her parents.

00:23:52.808 --> 00:23:53.892 align:center
We'll be gone all night.

00:23:53.976 --> 00:23:56.645 align:center
The kids are coming in
from college for it. It's a whole thing.

00:23:56.728 --> 00:23:58.021 align:center
You have to do this again?

00:23:58.105 --> 00:24:01.108 align:center
Yeah, except this time, I have
to answer vaguely racist questions

00:24:01.191 --> 00:24:02.526 align:center
from my mother-in-law.

00:24:04.111 --> 00:24:05.195 align:center
Yeah, yeah, you know.

00:24:05.279 --> 00:24:06.280 align:center
I'm tied up too.

00:24:07.072 --> 00:24:08.740 align:center
- Damn.
- Yeah, I'm sorry.

00:24:08.824 --> 00:24:11.243 align:center
You know how I love a good cheese.

00:24:25.424 --> 00:24:27.009 align:center
I guess we found the Afikomen.

00:24:27.551 --> 00:24:29.052 align:center
What's that?

00:24:29.553 --> 00:24:30.554 align:center
Dessert.

00:24:41.565 --> 00:24:42.566 align:center
Hey.

00:24:44.735 --> 00:24:46.069 align:center
I was just coming to check--

00:24:50.365 --> 00:24:51.867 align:center
Thank you for making me your date.

00:24:51.950 --> 00:24:52.951 align:center
No problem.

00:24:56.121 --> 00:24:57.122 align:center
We're doing this right--

00:24:57.789 --> 00:24:58.790 align:center
Okay.

00:25:05.506 --> 00:25:07.007 align:center
Fuck. The fuck.

00:25:09.968 --> 00:25:11.136 align:center
Fuck me.

00:25:24.107 --> 00:25:25.234 align:center
What's up, Mel!

00:25:26.068 --> 00:25:27.402 align:center
Shit. Shit.

00:25:27.486 --> 00:25:29.196 align:center
You guys, I'm so tired.

00:25:31.365 --> 00:25:32.574 align:center
- I'm done.
- Yeah, me too.

00:25:32.658 --> 00:25:34.576 align:center
Yeah, me too. Actually, kinda…

00:25:34.660 --> 00:25:36.745 align:center
- Is that our cue to leave?
- Does that mean we have to go?

00:25:36.828 --> 00:25:37.955 align:center
It is all--

00:25:38.539 --> 00:25:39.998 align:center
- It's fine.
- Hey.

00:25:40.082 --> 00:25:41.333 align:center
Hey, hi.

00:25:43.085 --> 00:25:44.086 align:center
You all right?

00:25:44.711 --> 00:25:45.712 align:center
I'm golden.

00:25:46.505 --> 00:25:47.506 align:center
All right.

00:26:35.971 --> 00:26:38.140 align:center
Hi, come… come sit with me.

00:26:39.057 --> 00:26:40.058 align:center
You drank too much.

00:26:40.142 --> 00:26:42.769 align:center
You're supposed
to have four glasses of wine.

00:26:43.353 --> 00:26:45.647 align:center
You had four glasses before dinner.
That's enough.

00:26:46.481 --> 00:26:47.482 align:center
Dayenu.

00:26:48.775 --> 00:26:49.943 align:center
What?

00:26:50.027 --> 00:26:52.404 align:center
Dayenu. It means enough.

00:26:53.405 --> 00:26:54.573 align:center
It would have been enough.

00:26:56.200 --> 00:26:58.577 align:center
Geez, what did we send you
to Hebrew school for?

00:26:59.203 --> 00:27:00.287 align:center
Probably not for this.

00:27:02.581 --> 00:27:04.833 align:center
Okay. Come on,
you need to go home. Get up.

00:27:05.334 --> 00:27:06.668 align:center
Are you taking me home?

00:27:07.294 --> 00:27:08.504 align:center
I called you an Uber.

00:27:17.221 --> 00:27:19.431 align:center
Come on. Come… Come… Come home with me.

00:27:20.098 --> 00:27:21.099 align:center
No.

00:27:25.646 --> 00:27:27.314 align:center
Oh, Mom! Oh, my…

00:27:30.817 --> 00:27:32.152 align:center
I'm good. I'm…

00:27:34.905 --> 00:27:37.699 align:center
- Okay.
- Come on.

00:27:41.286 --> 00:27:42.788 align:center
This is fucking pathetic.

00:27:48.085 --> 00:27:49.253 align:center
Here for Tori?

00:27:51.088 --> 00:27:52.089 align:center
Yeah.

00:27:58.345 --> 00:27:59.721 align:center
Had to get my shoes.

00:28:54.526 --> 00:28:55.527 align:center
Really?

00:29:03.577 --> 00:29:04.661 align:center
Okay.

00:29:11.460 --> 00:29:12.461 align:center
Hello!

00:29:21.220 --> 00:29:22.304 align:center
Hey!

00:29:23.096 --> 00:29:25.807 align:center
Whose fucking blue car is this?

00:30:03.470 --> 00:30:05.973 align:center
Look at me. Perfectly fit.

00:30:06.056 --> 00:30:08.308 align:center
- Hey! Sorry, I'm late.
- Hey.

00:30:08.392 --> 00:30:09.476 align:center
Hey.

00:30:09.560 --> 00:30:12.020 align:center
I ordered you a burger.
I may have taken a bite.

00:30:13.564 --> 00:30:15.566 align:center
- Where's Mom?
- She won't be joining.

00:30:16.149 --> 00:30:17.150 align:center
Everything's okay.

00:30:17.776 --> 00:30:18.902 align:center
Everything is okay.

00:30:19.820 --> 00:30:21.280 align:center
Okay. She just didn't want to come?

00:30:23.657 --> 00:30:25.909 align:center
Actually, I told her I had
to run some errands after work.

00:30:25.993 --> 00:30:28.871 align:center
Which reminds me, I can't
come home without a box of cereal.

00:30:29.746 --> 00:30:30.747 align:center
Okay.

00:30:32.583 --> 00:30:33.584 align:center
I love her.

00:30:33.667 --> 00:30:36.753 align:center
She can just… make it hard
to connect with my kids.

00:30:36.837 --> 00:30:40.299 align:center
I just wanted to have a quiet dinner
and catch up with you guys.

00:30:40.382 --> 00:30:43.302 align:center
- Please, I get it.
- Preacher… Choir.

00:30:44.094 --> 00:30:46.513 align:center
So… how's teaching going?

00:30:47.014 --> 00:30:48.098 align:center
It's going great.

00:30:48.974 --> 00:30:52.519 align:center
And by great, I mean…
I don't know, actually. I…

00:30:52.603 --> 00:30:55.564 align:center
Is it still considered a success
if no one actually learns anything?

00:30:55.647 --> 00:30:56.982 align:center
Come on, you just started.

00:30:58.275 --> 00:31:01.028 align:center
You're teaching music.
That's not like teaching science.

00:31:01.111 --> 00:31:03.780 align:center
Teaching art is essentially
teaching something that can't be taught.

00:31:03.864 --> 00:31:06.283 align:center
Well, then they came to the right place.

00:31:06.366 --> 00:31:07.451 align:center
And what about you, Andy?

00:31:08.368 --> 00:31:10.204 align:center
I hear you two have a new roommate.

00:31:12.080 --> 00:31:13.081 align:center
That's my cue.

00:31:13.165 --> 00:31:15.209 align:center
Wow. How convenient.

00:31:21.465 --> 00:31:24.009 align:center
Hey, everyone! How's it going? We're back!

00:31:26.094 --> 00:31:28.305 align:center
I am Ali. It's so good to see everyone.

00:31:28.388 --> 00:31:31.308 align:center
I have a very special guest here tonight.

00:31:32.100 --> 00:31:35.145 align:center
It's my dad.
Let's give it up for my dad, everyone!

00:31:36.688 --> 00:31:37.689 align:center
Go you.

00:31:38.190 --> 00:31:39.525 align:center
He's awesome.

00:31:40.526 --> 00:31:45.030 align:center
Anyway, this is a song he used
to sing to me whenever I had a bad day.

00:31:45.531 --> 00:31:46.740 align:center
This one's for you, Dad.

00:31:49.243 --> 00:31:51.954 align:center
Ooh

00:31:53.664 --> 00:31:57.292 align:center
Comes a time

00:31:58.252 --> 00:32:01.421 align:center
When you're driftin'

00:32:01.922 --> 00:32:06.510 align:center
Comes a time when you settle down

00:32:09.304 --> 00:32:12.307 align:center
Comes a light

00:32:12.933 --> 00:32:15.978 align:center
Feelings liftin'

00:32:16.562 --> 00:32:20.941 align:center
Lift that baby up off the ground

00:32:22.317 --> 00:32:25.487 align:center
But ooh

00:32:26.363 --> 00:32:32.411 align:center
This old world keeps spinnin' round

00:32:32.494 --> 00:32:39.168 align:center
It's a wonder
Tall trees ain't layin' down

00:32:39.251 --> 00:32:40.919 align:center
Comes a time

00:32:42.212 --> 00:32:43.380 align:center
Would you look at that.

00:32:44.798 --> 00:32:46.717 align:center
She really is doing better, isn't she?

00:32:46.800 --> 00:32:48.844 align:center
Yeah. Yeah, that makes one of us.

00:32:51.513 --> 00:32:54.016 align:center
This whole Tori thing just came
completely out of left field.

00:32:54.099 --> 00:32:57.769 align:center
I keep looking back, trying to think
if there were any signs at all,

00:32:57.853 --> 00:32:58.979 align:center
and if there were…

00:32:59.062 --> 00:33:01.440 align:center
Jesus, they were awful goddamn subtle.

00:33:02.232 --> 00:33:03.483 align:center
How you handling it?

00:33:03.567 --> 00:33:04.693 align:center
I'm stepping back.

00:33:06.278 --> 00:33:07.571 align:center
Like you suggested.

00:33:07.654 --> 00:33:09.198 align:center
Giving her her space to…

00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:12.201 align:center
mess up.

00:33:12.284 --> 00:33:15.913 align:center
Standing by to pick up the pieces
when that inevitably happens. So…

00:33:17.372 --> 00:33:18.373 align:center
And what about you?

00:33:19.041 --> 00:33:20.167 align:center
What about me?

00:33:20.250 --> 00:33:23.420 align:center
Well, she has her parents
to worry about her.

00:33:23.504 --> 00:33:25.172 align:center
I'm worried about my kids.

00:33:25.255 --> 00:33:27.090 align:center
How is everything? You dating?

00:33:27.591 --> 00:33:30.427 align:center
Yeah, you know, here and there.
Nothing serious.

00:33:30.511 --> 00:33:33.805 align:center
You may wanna get serious.
You're not getting any younger, you know?

00:33:33.889 --> 00:33:36.391 align:center
Yeah, well, my back certainly knows.

00:33:36.475 --> 00:33:37.476 align:center
And work?

00:33:39.228 --> 00:33:41.438 align:center
Yeah, I'm still trying to figure that out.

00:33:43.440 --> 00:33:44.733 align:center
You know what, I should get the check.

00:33:44.816 --> 00:33:46.735 align:center
I'm gonna have to leave
after the next song.

00:33:46.818 --> 00:33:47.986 align:center
For what?

00:33:49.655 --> 00:33:50.656 align:center
See this?

00:33:53.367 --> 00:33:56.662 align:center
It's me stepping back.

00:34:03.043 --> 00:34:04.545 align:center
Let me know when you're in.

00:34:09.382 --> 00:34:10.384 align:center
Okay.

00:34:11.717 --> 00:34:13.719 align:center
- I'm in.
- So fast?

00:34:13.804 --> 00:34:16.306 align:center
Yeah, well, I was here last night.
I rigged the door.

00:34:16.389 --> 00:34:17.516 align:center
Nice.

00:34:17.599 --> 00:34:20.561 align:center
Anyway, so my dad says
I should give Tori some space

00:34:20.643 --> 00:34:22.688 align:center
and Mel says exactly the opposite.

00:34:22.771 --> 00:34:25.774 align:center
Listen, teenage girls, they're always
in some kind of crisis.

00:34:27.525 --> 00:34:29.527 align:center
You should've seen me at 18.

00:34:31.362 --> 00:34:32.781 align:center
I don't know. I liked 18.

00:34:33.824 --> 00:34:35.534 align:center
I already had a sense of purpose.

00:34:35.617 --> 00:34:38.536 align:center
Well, yeah, every 18-year-old boy
has a sense of purpose…

00:34:39.454 --> 00:34:40.581 align:center
in his pants.

00:34:40.664 --> 00:34:42.916 align:center
You're a very cynical person,
you know that?

00:34:43.500 --> 00:34:44.710 align:center
Tell me something I don't know.

00:35:14.990 --> 00:35:18.535 align:center
I guess Gretchen and Hari are running
a little off-the-books side hustle.

00:35:19.995 --> 00:35:21.079 align:center
Pills?

00:35:21.163 --> 00:35:24.541 align:center
Better. Ozempic and fillers.

00:35:25.709 --> 00:35:28.086 align:center
That's like liquid gold,
you should grab some of those too.

00:35:28.170 --> 00:35:32.466 align:center
No, it's small potatoes,
and they'll notice.

00:35:32.549 --> 00:35:34.259 align:center
We should stick to the plan.

00:36:04.414 --> 00:36:05.415 align:center
Think I found it.

00:36:06.416 --> 00:36:09.419 align:center
When Hari Sahni wasn't
running Gretchen's surgery practice

00:36:09.503 --> 00:36:11.964 align:center
or attending another seder
with her family like he was tonight,

00:36:12.047 --> 00:36:15.384 align:center
he was tearing through
pricey avocations like airport paperbacks.

00:36:15.467 --> 00:36:17.678 align:center
This graveyard
of forgotten hobbies included

00:36:17.761 --> 00:36:22.182 align:center
a $10,000 set of Zeiss 20 x 60 T*S
binoculars for big game hunting.

00:36:24.601 --> 00:36:30.107 align:center
A $50,000 Phase One XF IQ4 150MP camera.

00:36:32.568 --> 00:36:38.156 align:center
A $25,000 Baccarat chess game with
crystal pawns and inlaid marble board.

00:36:38.907 --> 00:36:42.619 align:center
And most notably,
a $200,000 reproduction of a violin

00:36:42.703 --> 00:36:46.039 align:center
designed by Stradivarius
contemporary Guarneri del Gesú.

00:36:46.540 --> 00:36:47.833 align:center
Which I hadn't found yet.

00:36:54.173 --> 00:36:55.632 align:center
God dang it.

00:37:00.512 --> 00:37:02.681 align:center
Coop, how's it going in there?

00:37:04.349 --> 00:37:05.809 align:center
Can you hold on a second?
I gotta take this call.

00:37:05.893 --> 00:37:07.144 align:center
Coop--

00:37:07.227 --> 00:37:09.021 align:center
Who the hell takes a call
in the middle of a robbery?

00:37:11.064 --> 00:37:13.066 align:center
Hey. I'm a little busy right now.
Can I call you back?

00:37:13.150 --> 00:37:15.736 align:center
What the fuck are you doing with my money?

00:37:16.445 --> 00:37:18.280 align:center
It's been over two weeks. What the fuck?

00:37:18.363 --> 00:37:20.240 align:center
Are you trying… Are you trying to fuck me?

00:37:20.324 --> 00:37:21.617 align:center
It's not a great time for me right now.

00:37:21.700 --> 00:37:24.661 align:center
No, no, no, no, no. Don't do that shit.
I own your ass, motherfucker.

00:37:24.745 --> 00:37:27.873 align:center
Wait, listen, listen. We're fine.
I told you it's gonna take some time.

00:37:27.956 --> 00:37:28.957 align:center
Coop?

00:37:29.791 --> 00:37:30.792 align:center
Hello?

00:37:30.876 --> 00:37:32.544 align:center
Why don't you calm down

00:37:32.628 --> 00:37:34.880 align:center
and let me come by tomorrow?
I will lay it all out for you.

00:37:34.963 --> 00:37:38.175 align:center
Don't fucking talk to me
like I'm some goddamn idiot.

00:37:38.258 --> 00:37:40.177 align:center
Get your ass over here now.

00:37:40.260 --> 00:37:41.303 align:center
I can't do that.

00:37:41.386 --> 00:37:45.557 align:center
No? Well, that's too bad because
if you're not here in 15 minutes,

00:37:45.641 --> 00:37:48.143 align:center
I'll press send
and your whole life is fucked!

00:37:48.227 --> 00:37:49.728 align:center
No, don't do that.

00:37:49.811 --> 00:37:50.812 align:center
Fifteen minutes.

00:37:52.064 --> 00:37:53.065 align:center
Cocksucker.

00:38:02.908 --> 00:38:04.910 align:center
Hey, we're gonna have to abort.

00:38:04.993 --> 00:38:08.080 align:center
What? No. No, no, no. Why?

00:38:08.914 --> 00:38:10.123 align:center
Family situation.

00:38:10.207 --> 00:38:12.376 align:center
This is our window.
Just grab something else.

00:38:12.459 --> 00:38:13.544 align:center
No, that's not how we work.

00:38:13.627 --> 00:38:16.004 align:center
This isn't how we work.
Listen to me, Coop…

00:38:20.968 --> 00:38:22.261 align:center
What the fuck!

00:38:43.115 --> 00:38:44.116 align:center
Ashe.

00:38:57.588 --> 00:38:58.714 align:center
Ashe.

00:39:08.473 --> 00:39:09.474 align:center
Ashe.

00:39:20.277 --> 00:39:21.320 align:center
Ashe.

00:39:27.910 --> 00:39:28.911 align:center
Coop.

00:39:30.245 --> 00:39:32.331 align:center
- What are you doing here?
- Are you fucking kidding me?

00:39:33.290 --> 00:39:34.291 align:center
Yeah.

00:39:35.542 --> 00:39:37.085 align:center
Jesus Christ. Really?

00:39:37.169 --> 00:39:38.712 align:center
I'm sorry, man. I get a little…

00:39:39.796 --> 00:39:41.381 align:center
- Drink?
- No, thank you.

00:39:41.465 --> 00:39:43.175 align:center
I'm gonna pour you one anyway.

00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:48.555 align:center
So, in all seriousness,
what are you doing with my money?

00:39:48.639 --> 00:39:50.265 align:center
'Cause I gotta be honest,

00:39:50.349 --> 00:39:52.643 align:center
I'm starting to feel like you're
jerking me around a little bit.

00:39:52.726 --> 00:39:53.977 align:center
No one is jerking you around.

00:39:54.061 --> 00:39:55.604 align:center
Have you even approached Bailey Russell?

00:39:56.647 --> 00:39:57.940 align:center
- No.
- Why the fuck not?

00:39:58.524 --> 00:40:00.651 align:center
Are you trying to fuck
with Jack Bailey on my dime?

00:40:00.734 --> 00:40:04.029 align:center
No. Look, Ashe, you know how to do
your job. I know how to do mine, right?

00:40:04.112 --> 00:40:06.073 align:center
You asked me to get you
into the Excelsior fund,

00:40:06.156 --> 00:40:08.742 align:center
which is difficult to do
under the best of circumstances.

00:40:08.825 --> 00:40:10.494 align:center
They're very exclusive, all right?

00:40:10.994 --> 00:40:13.497 align:center
Now, I call Jack,
he'll just tell me to go fuck myself.

00:40:13.580 --> 00:40:15.123 align:center
That's if he even picks up my call.

00:40:15.207 --> 00:40:16.917 align:center
You're not really
selling yourself here, Coop.

00:40:17.000 --> 00:40:20.045 align:center
We have to make him come to us, right?

00:40:20.546 --> 00:40:23.340 align:center
The way you do that is by making him
feel like he's missing out on something.

00:40:23.423 --> 00:40:26.593 align:center
Once he feels that way then he'll swallow
his pride, he'll pick up the phone.

00:40:26.677 --> 00:40:29.054 align:center
- How do you know he'll call?
- Because he already has.

00:40:29.721 --> 00:40:30.722 align:center
Twice.

00:40:31.557 --> 00:40:33.559 align:center
Okay. What did he say?

00:40:34.601 --> 00:40:36.562 align:center
I have no idea. I didn't pick up.

00:40:39.398 --> 00:40:40.774 align:center
Remind me not to fuck with you.

00:40:40.858 --> 00:40:42.150 align:center
You already are fucking with me, Ashe.

00:40:42.234 --> 00:40:44.945 align:center
True. Jesus, you are a fucking ninja.

00:40:45.612 --> 00:40:47.155 align:center
Let's do a line, brother.

00:40:47.239 --> 00:40:48.240 align:center
Is that mandatory?

00:40:48.323 --> 00:40:49.324 align:center
It is.

00:40:51.618 --> 00:40:53.245 align:center
And the night took a turn.

00:41:23.525 --> 00:41:25.986 align:center
Hey. Yo.

00:41:26.486 --> 00:41:28.614 align:center
School. 15 minutes. What are you doing?

00:41:29.114 --> 00:41:30.365 align:center
I'm bed rotting.

00:41:30.949 --> 00:41:34.494 align:center
- I'm sorry?
- Bed rotting. It's called self-care, Dad.

00:41:36.121 --> 00:41:37.331 align:center
It's just one day.

00:41:46.673 --> 00:41:50.302 align:center
Hey, I don't know
what the fuck is going on with you,

00:41:50.802 --> 00:41:53.055 align:center
but if you're in my house,
you're going to school. You got me?

00:41:53.138 --> 00:41:54.890 align:center
I can't make you go to college

00:41:54.973 --> 00:41:57.893 align:center
but you're not gonna fuck up
high school on my watch. So, get up.

00:41:57.976 --> 00:41:59.770 align:center
Let's go. Come on. Up and at 'em.

00:42:00.395 --> 00:42:02.898 align:center
Sorry about the blanket thing,
that was aggressive.

00:42:02.981 --> 00:42:04.316 align:center
Come on.

00:42:05.150 --> 00:42:06.151 align:center
Let's go.

00:42:06.735 --> 00:42:09.279 align:center
She doesn't say anything. She's just mute,

00:42:09.363 --> 00:42:14.076 align:center
and then when I so much as speak,
she acts like it's nails on a chalkboard.

00:42:15.536 --> 00:42:17.079 align:center
I mean, why do we have kids?

00:42:17.162 --> 00:42:18.830 align:center
Think of the fun we could be having.

00:42:24.378 --> 00:42:25.379 align:center
I'm pregnant.

00:42:27.297 --> 00:42:28.298 align:center
What?

00:42:29.633 --> 00:42:32.511 align:center
- Are you serious? Oh, my God!
- Yeah.

00:42:34.596 --> 00:42:37.683 align:center
Forget everything I just said.
That's incredible.

00:42:37.766 --> 00:42:39.017 align:center
Yeah, it is.

00:42:39.810 --> 00:42:43.438 align:center
Except… my mother
is trying to insert herself into my life

00:42:43.522 --> 00:42:45.232 align:center
even more than she normally does.

00:42:46.233 --> 00:42:48.068 align:center
She doesn't trust me
to manage my own pregnancy,

00:42:48.151 --> 00:42:49.611 align:center
and it's driving me up the fucking wall.

00:42:49.695 --> 00:42:52.364 align:center
- Just tell her to back off.
- Yeah, like Tori told you?

00:42:52.906 --> 00:42:54.283 align:center
Wow. Shots fired.

00:42:54.366 --> 00:42:56.034 align:center
Sorry, hormones.

00:42:56.118 --> 00:42:57.870 align:center
She thinks I'm too old.

00:42:57.953 --> 00:43:00.998 align:center
Which she tells me every chance she gets,
and now I'm in my head about it.

00:43:01.582 --> 00:43:02.583 align:center
She's not wrong.

00:43:02.666 --> 00:43:05.002 align:center
Come on. You made two beautiful children.

00:43:05.085 --> 00:43:07.462 align:center
And look at you, you are blooming.

00:43:09.089 --> 00:43:11.133 align:center
While the rest of us are withering away.

00:43:12.342 --> 00:43:14.887 align:center
But a dried rose is still a rose.

00:43:16.013 --> 00:43:18.098 align:center
Okay, Lily, let's practice your posting.

00:43:18.807 --> 00:43:20.267 align:center
So…

00:43:22.019 --> 00:43:23.979 align:center
- …Gretchen's seder.
- For God's sake.

00:43:24.062 --> 00:43:25.105 align:center
What did you hear?

00:43:25.856 --> 00:43:30.027 align:center
That you had some sort of meltdown
because Sam showed up.

00:43:30.110 --> 00:43:32.571 align:center
I was overserved. What?

00:43:33.697 --> 00:43:36.408 align:center
I'm gonna give you some straight talk
because I love you.

00:43:36.491 --> 00:43:37.492 align:center
Here we go.

00:43:37.576 --> 00:43:41.330 align:center
Yeah. Okay, look,
what Sam did was super fucked up.

00:43:41.413 --> 00:43:42.956 align:center
Literally criminal.

00:43:43.040 --> 00:43:44.291 align:center
Yes, this is correct.

00:43:44.374 --> 00:43:46.585 align:center
But people want to move on,

00:43:47.294 --> 00:43:49.421 align:center
and if you keep making

00:43:49.505 --> 00:43:51.715 align:center
- things awkward for everyone--
- I'm the problem? Are you kidding?

00:43:51.798 --> 00:43:53.717 align:center
- I didn't say it was fair.
- She was gonna put Coop

00:43:53.800 --> 00:43:55.010 align:center
in prison for years.

00:43:55.093 --> 00:43:58.180 align:center
Yes. So, shouldn't Coop
be the one hating on her?

00:43:58.263 --> 00:43:59.806 align:center
He's the father of my children.

00:43:59.890 --> 00:44:02.392 align:center
Right, and is that all he is to you?

00:44:05.646 --> 00:44:07.564 align:center
Is this really a skill she's gonna need?

00:44:07.648 --> 00:44:09.274 align:center
I mean, what, are you buying
a ranch in Montana?

00:44:09.358 --> 00:44:11.443 align:center
No, this isn't Western, it's Dressage.

00:44:11.527 --> 00:44:12.945 align:center
I don't know what that means.

00:44:13.028 --> 00:44:14.196 align:center
It means I'm an idiot.

00:44:16.198 --> 00:44:17.199 align:center
Fuck.

00:44:35.050 --> 00:44:36.593 align:center
- Are you good?
- Yeah, I'm great.

00:44:36.677 --> 00:44:37.803 align:center
Yeah?

00:44:37.886 --> 00:44:38.971 align:center
Tell me about this.

00:44:40.889 --> 00:44:42.099 align:center
Yes, those.

00:44:43.475 --> 00:44:48.272 align:center
Those are two bullets that were each,
at various times,

00:44:49.106 --> 00:44:50.524 align:center
inside my body.

00:44:51.441 --> 00:44:53.193 align:center
This one was right here.

00:44:54.403 --> 00:44:58.282 align:center
And this guy was in my shoulder. See?

00:45:03.412 --> 00:45:06.415 align:center
- You were shot? Twice?
- Yes.

00:45:07.416 --> 00:45:11.420 align:center
And I had this made
by an artist that I know,

00:45:11.503 --> 00:45:13.839 align:center
Belgian guy. As a reminder.

00:45:15.340 --> 00:45:16.592 align:center
That life is fragile?

00:45:16.675 --> 00:45:18.051 align:center
That no one could kill me.

00:45:21.096 --> 00:45:23.891 align:center
But also what you said.
I like that. The fragile thing.

00:45:26.310 --> 00:45:28.353 align:center
Hey. I got something for you.

00:45:40.073 --> 00:45:41.074 align:center
What do you think?

00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:43.160 align:center
It's a drone?

00:45:43.243 --> 00:45:44.453 align:center
Yeah.

00:45:44.536 --> 00:45:45.746 align:center
You got me a drone?

00:45:45.829 --> 00:45:50.042 align:center
No, I didn't get you a drone.
It's for Henry and Michael.

00:45:50.125 --> 00:45:53.086 align:center
Look, dual 4K cameras, okay?

00:45:53.170 --> 00:45:57.257 align:center
Signal range of 2,000 feet. So,
you can send this baby up to the stars.

00:45:57.341 --> 00:45:59.301 align:center
Just gotta keep it away from airports

00:45:59.384 --> 00:46:01.929 align:center
'cause it may or may not
be military grade.

00:46:03.347 --> 00:46:04.556 align:center
Okay.

00:46:05.182 --> 00:46:06.892 align:center
That's not the response I was hoping for.

00:46:06.975 --> 00:46:09.728 align:center
I'm sorry. It's very kind of you.

00:46:10.771 --> 00:46:14.441 align:center
And look, I like you. I really do,
but my kids have been through a lot.

00:46:14.525 --> 00:46:17.236 align:center
You know, so have I.
I mean, my God, I have a mug shot.

00:46:17.986 --> 00:46:19.530 align:center
And they… They lost their father.

00:46:19.613 --> 00:46:21.949 align:center
And, yeah, sure,
he was a misogynistic asshole,

00:46:22.032 --> 00:46:24.576 align:center
but they don't know that.
They'll never know that.

00:46:25.160 --> 00:46:27.287 align:center
Which kinda sucks,
now that I think about it.

00:46:27.371 --> 00:46:30.874 align:center
Because, you know, they'll be missing
a much better guy than he was.

00:46:30.958 --> 00:46:32.960 align:center
Sorry. My point is--

00:46:33.043 --> 00:46:34.253 align:center
- It's too soon.
- Yes.

00:46:34.336 --> 00:46:36.463 align:center
Way too soon. Sorry.

00:46:36.547 --> 00:46:37.798 align:center
That's okay.

00:46:39.132 --> 00:46:40.717 align:center
- Really?
- Yeah, absolutely.

00:46:41.510 --> 00:46:44.179 align:center
Believe it or not, you're not
the first person that I have spooked.

00:46:44.263 --> 00:46:46.098 align:center
No, I'm not spooked.

00:46:46.181 --> 00:46:47.933 align:center
Well, I mean… I don't know.

00:46:48.016 --> 00:46:50.269 align:center
I just… I just always wanted a boy,

00:46:50.936 --> 00:46:53.856 align:center
and my wife and I were trying
for one when she got sick.

00:46:55.566 --> 00:46:57.067 align:center
- I'm sorry.
- Hey.

00:46:58.652 --> 00:47:01.530 align:center
Let's go in the yard and send
this bad boy up as high as we can.

00:47:01.613 --> 00:47:02.614 align:center
Come on. You and me.

00:47:02.698 --> 00:47:05.617 align:center
Is that really how you wanna
spend the next half hour?

00:47:07.661 --> 00:47:09.830 align:center
'Cause I can get
some clothes on right now.

00:47:09.913 --> 00:47:13.834 align:center
- Yeah, I'll get dressed. No?
- No. No, no, no, no.

00:47:13.917 --> 00:47:15.544 align:center
You're not going anywhere.

00:47:23.594 --> 00:47:25.220 align:center
Yeah. No, I know. I get it.

00:47:25.304 --> 00:47:27.598 align:center
But I just need
to compare the redemption schedules.

00:47:27.681 --> 00:47:29.683 align:center
Can you put them all on one sheet for me?

00:47:30.767 --> 00:47:32.978 align:center
Yes, Matty. I'm aware we're still dating.

00:47:33.061 --> 00:47:35.397 align:center
But, you are in the…

00:47:37.357 --> 00:47:38.358 align:center
sweet spot.

00:47:38.859 --> 00:47:39.943 align:center
Hey, I gotta go.

00:47:40.527 --> 00:47:43.238 align:center
Can you give me that sheet,
and I'll keep you posted?

00:47:43.322 --> 00:47:44.740 align:center
Thank you. Bye.

00:47:45.324 --> 00:47:46.575 align:center
Well, this is a surprise.

00:47:46.658 --> 00:47:48.035 align:center
I doubt that.

00:47:51.038 --> 00:47:52.039 align:center
Nice to see you.

00:47:52.122 --> 00:47:53.415 align:center
I doubt that too.

00:47:53.498 --> 00:47:56.877 align:center
Okay. You know, having this accent
doesn't make you smarter than me.

00:47:56.960 --> 00:47:59.254 align:center
No, it's my brain that does that.

00:47:59.338 --> 00:48:00.339 align:center
Sit down.

00:48:00.422 --> 00:48:01.673 align:center
I can't stay. You know why I'm here?

00:48:01.757 --> 00:48:04.426 align:center
Yeah, most likely because Jack
thinks I can't say no to you.

00:48:04.510 --> 00:48:05.552 align:center
Oh, there is precedent.

00:48:05.636 --> 00:48:08.764 align:center
It's this witty banter
that got us in trouble in the first place.

00:48:08.847 --> 00:48:10.891 align:center
- And the accent.
- Yeah, that too.

00:48:12.100 --> 00:48:13.352 align:center
We should do that again sometime.

00:48:13.435 --> 00:48:15.521 align:center
Because it worked out so well
for you the last time.

00:48:15.604 --> 00:48:17.773 align:center
It was worth it. Have a seat.

00:48:17.856 --> 00:48:18.982 align:center
You can't be serious.

00:48:19.066 --> 00:48:20.943 align:center
You're standing between two chairs.

00:48:21.026 --> 00:48:22.945 align:center
- Pick one.
- No, I meant about it being worth it.

00:48:23.028 --> 00:48:25.405 align:center
- You can't mean that.
- Well, don't sell yourself short.

00:48:26.448 --> 00:48:28.825 align:center
I still feel responsible
for what happened.

00:48:28.909 --> 00:48:32.996 align:center
Well, you shouldn't.
In fact, I'm kinda glad it happened.

00:48:33.080 --> 00:48:34.581 align:center
You know, I needed to get out.

00:48:35.082 --> 00:48:37.584 align:center
I didn't realize it at the time
but I'm much happier now.

00:48:37.668 --> 00:48:39.878 align:center
As is evidenced by the fact
that you're getting back into the game.

00:48:39.962 --> 00:48:41.255 align:center
- On my own terms.
- Really?

00:48:41.338 --> 00:48:43.173 align:center
That money belongs to someone.

00:48:43.257 --> 00:48:46.552 align:center
It sure does, and that someone
won't fuck me the way Jack did.

00:48:48.428 --> 00:48:49.429 align:center
Why are you still there?

00:48:49.513 --> 00:48:51.765 align:center
- They gave me a desk.
- Which you didn't earn.

00:48:53.642 --> 00:48:54.643 align:center
Just being honest.

00:48:54.726 --> 00:48:57.354 align:center
If we're being honest, why don't you
admit you're going to meet with Jack?

00:48:57.437 --> 00:48:59.106 align:center
Why would I wanna work
with that piece of shit?

00:48:59.189 --> 00:49:00.649 align:center
Because you can't kill him.

00:49:01.775 --> 00:49:03.777 align:center
- So, you might as well own him.
- And what's your end?

00:49:03.861 --> 00:49:04.862 align:center
I'm just the messenger.

00:49:04.945 --> 00:49:07.865 align:center
Oh, really? You're not concerned
at all about the optics,

00:49:08.740 --> 00:49:13.036 align:center
you bringing me in, given our sordid past?

00:49:13.120 --> 00:49:14.538 align:center
Sadly, that ship has sailed.

00:49:15.122 --> 00:49:18.417 align:center
And if I cared about the optics,
I would've quit a long time ago.

00:49:18.500 --> 00:49:20.294 align:center
- Sorry about that.
- Not your fault.

00:49:21.253 --> 00:49:24.590 align:center
I was on fire that night.
You didn't stand a chance.

00:49:25.549 --> 00:49:28.427 align:center
Well… I suppose.

00:49:31.180 --> 00:49:32.806 align:center
Tell Jack I'll think about it.

00:49:34.183 --> 00:49:35.475 align:center
He'll be thrilled.

00:50:38.997 --> 00:50:42.167 align:center
Eomeonim. You're here again.

00:50:42.751 --> 00:50:45.337 align:center
Look who finally saw fit to come home.

00:50:47.005 --> 00:50:50.384 align:center
What are you… What are you doing here?
It's almost midnight.

00:50:50.467 --> 00:50:53.554 align:center
I'm staying over. I will be for some time.

00:50:54.137 --> 00:50:58.684 align:center
Grace needs someone to care for her
while her husband is out drinking.

00:50:59.309 --> 00:51:00.435 align:center
Okay.

00:51:10.904 --> 00:51:11.905 align:center
Okay.

00:51:12.906 --> 00:51:17.911 align:center
First of all, I wasn't out drinking.
I was servicing a client while drinking.

00:51:17.995 --> 00:51:19.955 align:center
And as for you moving in,
that's not gonna happen.

00:51:20.038 --> 00:51:23.876 align:center
Grace is a grown-ass woman,
and if she can handle me and you,

00:51:23.959 --> 00:51:25.836 align:center
she can handle her own fucking pregnancy.

00:51:26.420 --> 00:51:28.797 align:center
Yes, that's right. I said "fuck."

00:51:29.298 --> 00:51:32.134 align:center
And you should hear it roll off
of Grace's tongue when you're not around.

00:51:32.217 --> 00:51:34.469 align:center
It's a thing of fucking beauty, actually.

00:51:34.553 --> 00:51:36.180 align:center
You're gonna let him talk to me like this?

00:51:36.263 --> 00:51:38.557 align:center
Last time I checked, this was my house.

00:51:38.640 --> 00:51:41.018 align:center
And I will speak freely in my house.

00:51:41.101 --> 00:51:45.397 align:center
So, please call your driver and let him
know that you're ready to go home.

00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:47.649 align:center
And moving forward,
you're welcome to visit,

00:51:47.733 --> 00:51:49.610 align:center
but it would be a great idea
if you called ahead

00:51:49.693 --> 00:51:51.028 align:center
and made sure we were up for company,

00:51:51.111 --> 00:51:53.322 align:center
because, and I hope
you don't take this the wrong way…

00:51:55.324 --> 00:51:56.533 align:center
you're a handful.

00:52:13.091 --> 00:52:14.092 align:center
Too much?

00:52:14.676 --> 00:52:18.138 align:center
Take me to bed right fucking now.

00:52:25.979 --> 00:52:28.357 align:center
Come on, Coop. It's not like
I have to sell you on the place.

00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:29.942 align:center
Our mid-cap is crushing it.

00:52:30.442 --> 00:52:33.820 align:center
Yes, you and I had our issues,
but business is business.

00:52:33.904 --> 00:52:36.406 align:center
We'll take care of you.
I will take care of you.

00:52:36.490 --> 00:52:38.158 align:center
And we all know you're
a man of your word, Jack.

00:52:38.242 --> 00:52:41.286 align:center
I think we both did things
in the heat of the moment we regret.

00:52:41.370 --> 00:52:42.412 align:center
Yeah. No, not really.

00:52:43.121 --> 00:52:46.041 align:center
Okay. You want me to throw
a mea culpa in the deal, you got it.

00:52:46.124 --> 00:52:48.961 align:center
I want to invest in the Excelsior fund.

00:52:51.547 --> 00:52:52.589 align:center
That's not gonna happen.

00:52:52.673 --> 00:52:54.842 align:center
- Maybe later but not now.
- It's your fund.

00:52:54.925 --> 00:52:58.053 align:center
Yeah, and I've got investors in it
with bigger cocks than yours.

00:52:58.136 --> 00:52:59.346 align:center
You asked for this meeting.

00:52:59.429 --> 00:53:01.515 align:center
Yeah, and you know how my funds perform.

00:53:02.057 --> 00:53:03.934 align:center
Look, we'll roll out
the red carpet for you.

00:53:04.017 --> 00:53:06.353 align:center
We'll waive fees, throw in perks,

00:53:06.436 --> 00:53:08.689 align:center
but Excelsior is not an option.

00:53:08.772 --> 00:53:11.149 align:center
Okay, can we just skip the part
where I call your bluff,

00:53:11.233 --> 00:53:12.568 align:center
and then you tell me to go fuck myself,

00:53:12.651 --> 00:53:14.862 align:center
then you have to chase me
all the way down into the lobby?

00:53:15.571 --> 00:53:17.155 align:center
- I'm not bluffing.
- Okay.

00:53:18.031 --> 00:53:19.908 align:center
Great. See you downstairs.

00:53:22.202 --> 00:53:23.203 align:center
Fuck.

00:53:25.289 --> 00:53:26.290 align:center
Sit down.

00:53:32.629 --> 00:53:34.590 align:center
Jack took away everything I had.

00:53:34.673 --> 00:53:37.759 align:center
And having this power over him
should've been intensely satisfying,

00:53:38.343 --> 00:53:41.972 align:center
but beating him today just meant putting
myself in even more legal jeopardy

00:53:42.055 --> 00:53:44.725 align:center
while making two assholes richer
than they already were.

00:53:44.808 --> 00:53:45.809 align:center
Coop.

00:53:47.269 --> 00:53:48.437 align:center
Asshole number two.

00:53:48.520 --> 00:53:49.521 align:center
Did we get in?

00:53:50.355 --> 00:53:51.356 align:center
We're in.

00:53:51.982 --> 00:53:55.402 align:center
Yes! Yes! Come on, I've got
some Moët in the car, chilled.

00:53:55.485 --> 00:53:57.738 align:center
- Let's party. Let's go.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:53:58.822 --> 00:53:59.948 align:center
What about the video?

00:54:01.158 --> 00:54:02.159 align:center
What about it?

00:54:03.202 --> 00:54:04.620 align:center
I held up my end.

00:54:04.703 --> 00:54:07.331 align:center
Come on, Coop.
I can tell you I deleted it.

00:54:07.414 --> 00:54:09.791 align:center
But in this day and age,
is anything ever really gone?

00:54:10.501 --> 00:54:13.504 align:center
- What are you saying?
- Oh, my God, look at your face.

00:54:13.587 --> 00:54:15.297 align:center
You're so serious. Come on, relax.

00:54:15.380 --> 00:54:17.216 align:center
You're managing
$400 million dollars of my money.

00:54:17.299 --> 00:54:20.177 align:center
As long as things keep going well,
then you got nothing to worry about.

00:54:20.844 --> 00:54:22.137 align:center
Come on. Let's celebrate!

00:54:23.138 --> 00:54:24.264 align:center
Come on, hop in.

00:54:27.518 --> 00:54:28.644 align:center
Asshole number three.

00:54:29.520 --> 00:54:30.604 align:center
No matter what I did,

00:54:30.687 --> 00:54:34.942 align:center
it seemed I was destined to learn
one immutable truth over and over again.

00:54:35.025 --> 00:54:38.070 align:center
And that was that as easy
as it was to sell your soul,

00:54:38.153 --> 00:54:40.739 align:center
it was next to impossible to buy it back.

00:54:44.451 --> 00:54:47.162 align:center
Hey, ho, let's go

00:54:47.246 --> 00:54:49.957 align:center
Hey, ho, let's go

00:54:50.040 --> 00:54:52.709 align:center
Hey, ho, let's go

00:54:52.793 --> 00:54:55.295 align:center
Hey, ho, let's go

00:54:55.379 --> 00:54:57.381 align:center
They're formin' in a straight line

00:54:58.131 --> 00:55:00.050 align:center
They're goin' through a tight wind

00:55:00.926 --> 00:55:02.761 align:center
The kids are losin' their minds

00:55:02.845 --> 00:55:04.096 align:center
Blitzkrieg Bop

