WEBVTT 00:00:12.971 --> 00:00:14.306 align:center Yeah, I got it. 00:00:14.389 --> 00:00:17.643 align:center This is my favorite part. I just fucking love this. 00:00:17.726 --> 00:00:18.727 align:center I'm coming up. 00:00:19.394 --> 00:00:21.021 align:center You know what strikes me when I watch this? 00:00:21.688 --> 00:00:22.940 align:center I mean, apart from the obvious. 00:00:23.023 --> 00:00:25.567 align:center I mean, what the fuck, right? 00:00:26.318 --> 00:00:28.987 align:center No, what strikes me is how you're moving. 00:00:29.571 --> 00:00:32.323 align:center You're not sneaking around. You're not rushing through it. 00:00:32.406 --> 00:00:34.368 align:center Cool as the other side of the pillow, man. 00:00:35.202 --> 00:00:37.371 align:center - You're a pro. - Well, if I was such a pro, 00:00:37.454 --> 00:00:39.039 align:center you wouldn't have that video there, would you? 00:00:39.122 --> 00:00:41.542 align:center Yeah, well, don't beat yourself up. 00:00:42.334 --> 00:00:44.127 align:center My security system isn't installed yet, 00:00:44.211 --> 00:00:47.005 align:center but I always plant a few hardwired i-PROs around the house. 00:00:47.548 --> 00:00:49.716 align:center I deal with a lot of dangerous people, 00:00:49.800 --> 00:00:55.347 align:center and I've cultivated a level of paranoia that most people would find excessive. 00:00:56.014 --> 00:00:57.015 align:center Please sit. 00:00:59.309 --> 00:01:00.477 align:center I can explain. 00:01:00.561 --> 00:01:01.937 align:center Can you really? 00:01:05.774 --> 00:01:08.068 align:center Is this a Thomas Crown Affair kind of thing? 00:01:08.735 --> 00:01:12.239 align:center Rich guy, so bored with his life, he risks it all just to feel alive? 00:01:13.073 --> 00:01:15.158 align:center Well, let's be honest, you're not that rich. 00:01:15.242 --> 00:01:17.744 align:center I mean, this place… any of it legit? 00:01:17.828 --> 00:01:19.246 align:center You managing some money? 00:01:19.329 --> 00:01:21.123 align:center Just trying to dig myself out. 00:01:21.206 --> 00:01:23.166 align:center Well, look, man, no judgment here. 00:01:23.250 --> 00:01:25.043 align:center I like a guy who colors outside the lines. 00:01:25.127 --> 00:01:26.378 align:center I appreciate that. 00:01:27.212 --> 00:01:28.463 align:center But look… 00:01:29.798 --> 00:01:31.758 align:center I just got to tell ya, I'm really sorry about this. 00:01:31.842 --> 00:01:33.093 align:center It's nothing personal, you know. 00:01:33.177 --> 00:01:34.928 align:center I just figured you'd never miss it. 00:01:35.012 --> 00:01:36.555 align:center The thing is, that's where you're wrong. 00:01:37.681 --> 00:01:41.852 align:center See, 'cause that book isn't just a first edition Wharton in mint condition… 00:01:43.270 --> 00:01:44.938 align:center it was a gift from my wife. 00:01:45.606 --> 00:01:48.609 align:center And it means more to me than I could ever explain. 00:01:50.903 --> 00:01:52.446 align:center I assume you still have it? 00:01:55.199 --> 00:01:56.533 align:center Not exactly. 00:01:57.743 --> 00:01:59.536 align:center I'm gonna need that book back, Coop. 00:02:04.958 --> 00:02:06.335 align:center I'm late for a meeting. 00:02:07.961 --> 00:02:11.798 align:center So, to be clear, you're not gonna turn me in? 00:02:15.552 --> 00:02:17.930 align:center How about you just worry about getting that book back? 00:03:54.568 --> 00:03:56.111 align:center Please rise. 00:03:57.529 --> 00:03:59.031 align:center I hereby declare, on oath… 00:03:59.114 --> 00:04:01.200 align:center I hereby declare, on oath… 00:04:01.283 --> 00:04:03.702 align:center …that I absolutely and entirely… 00:04:03.785 --> 00:04:07.247 align:center …that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure 00:04:07.331 --> 00:04:11.627 align:center all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, 00:04:11.710 --> 00:04:13.629 align:center - state or sovereignty… - So help me God. 00:04:13.712 --> 00:04:15.130 align:center So help me God. 00:04:16.005 --> 00:04:17.423 align:center Congratulations, citizens. 00:04:43.200 --> 00:04:45.202 align:center - Good morning. - I'm late. 00:04:46.495 --> 00:04:47.496 align:center You look nice. 00:04:47.579 --> 00:04:50.624 align:center Oh, yeah? I was worried that this blazer screams, 00:04:50.707 --> 00:04:52.751 align:center "My brother doesn't think I can handle this job." 00:04:53.335 --> 00:04:54.878 align:center So yes to still mad? 00:04:54.962 --> 00:04:56.797 align:center I… Let's not do this right now, huh? 00:04:56.880 --> 00:04:58.465 align:center I didn't say you couldn't handle the job. 00:04:58.549 --> 00:05:00.092 align:center And I didn't say I was still mad. 00:05:00.175 --> 00:05:01.468 align:center - Ali, wait. - I gotta go. 00:05:03.011 --> 00:05:04.388 align:center How are you getting there? 00:05:07.182 --> 00:05:10.018 align:center If you take me, I will consider forgiving you. 00:05:32.916 --> 00:05:35.544 align:center You go ahead, you fake fucking bitch. 00:05:42.509 --> 00:05:43.760 align:center Mel Cooper? 00:05:43.844 --> 00:05:45.345 align:center You recognized me. 00:05:46.346 --> 00:05:48.223 align:center - Of course. - How are you, Jeff? 00:05:48.307 --> 00:05:50.475 align:center God, you look exactly the same. 00:05:51.643 --> 00:05:54.062 align:center Well, must be that portrait tucked in my attic. 00:05:56.356 --> 00:05:57.983 align:center I wish I had one of those. 00:05:58.692 --> 00:06:00.068 align:center To what do I owe the pleasure? 00:06:01.612 --> 00:06:03.655 align:center You know, you saw my daughter recently. 00:06:03.739 --> 00:06:04.865 align:center - Tori. - Yes. 00:06:04.948 --> 00:06:07.075 align:center - Bright kid. - Yeah, a little too bright sometimes. 00:06:08.577 --> 00:06:10.829 align:center She did call our interview "pro forma." 00:06:10.913 --> 00:06:11.955 align:center God, I'm so sorry. 00:06:12.039 --> 00:06:15.876 align:center You know, she has just not really been herself. 00:06:17.044 --> 00:06:18.170 align:center To be honest, we've just… 00:06:20.172 --> 00:06:21.924 align:center been going through some stuff at home. 00:06:24.760 --> 00:06:25.802 align:center Are you okay? 00:06:29.389 --> 00:06:31.350 align:center Do you mind if I come in for a minute? 00:06:32.226 --> 00:06:34.269 align:center - Yeah, sure. Come on in. - I'm not bothering you? 00:06:34.353 --> 00:06:35.896 align:center No, not at all. Come on in. 00:06:35.979 --> 00:06:38.315 align:center - Thank you so much. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 00:06:40.442 --> 00:06:42.110 align:center Okay, first day of school. 00:06:47.115 --> 00:06:48.283 align:center My God. 00:06:50.827 --> 00:06:52.329 align:center Private school kids make me nervous. 00:06:52.913 --> 00:06:54.164 align:center Come on. They're gonna love you. 00:06:54.915 --> 00:06:56.333 align:center Well, of course they're gonna love me. 00:06:56.416 --> 00:06:57.668 align:center Everyone loves me. 00:06:57.751 --> 00:06:59.378 align:center I'm worried I'm gonna hate them. 00:07:00.087 --> 00:07:01.171 align:center That's the spirit. 00:07:03.215 --> 00:07:04.299 align:center Thanks for the ride. 00:07:04.383 --> 00:07:05.384 align:center Yeah. 00:07:06.385 --> 00:07:07.469 align:center Be nice. 00:07:11.515 --> 00:07:12.516 align:center Coffee. 00:07:13.642 --> 00:07:14.768 align:center Thank you. 00:07:25.863 --> 00:07:27.322 align:center But… I don't know. 00:07:30.033 --> 00:07:31.243 align:center Dad's here. 00:07:33.996 --> 00:07:35.956 align:center Disappointment tour, round two. 00:07:37.708 --> 00:07:38.709 align:center Good luck. 00:07:47.259 --> 00:07:48.260 align:center Good morning. 00:07:48.886 --> 00:07:50.679 align:center - You look tired. - Thanks. 00:07:51.305 --> 00:07:52.306 align:center Hey, hey, hey. 00:07:54.183 --> 00:07:55.350 align:center My mind's made up, Dad. 00:07:56.101 --> 00:07:58.103 align:center I'm not trying to change it. 00:07:58.187 --> 00:07:59.188 align:center Really? 00:08:01.440 --> 00:08:02.983 align:center I just wish you'd walk me through it. 00:08:04.193 --> 00:08:05.485 align:center Get some sleep, Dad. 00:08:16.455 --> 00:08:17.456 align:center Okay. 00:08:19.875 --> 00:08:21.543 align:center Everything looks good. 00:08:23.378 --> 00:08:24.505 align:center It… It does? 00:08:25.923 --> 00:08:27.799 align:center I take it this pregnancy wasn't planned? 00:08:27.883 --> 00:08:29.593 align:center - Definitely not, no. - Yeah, no. 00:08:31.094 --> 00:08:33.263 align:center Wait, why? Does the baby look poorly planned? 00:08:33.347 --> 00:08:34.847 align:center The baby's fine. 00:08:34.932 --> 00:08:36.933 align:center It's just that you're at the end of your first trimester. 00:08:37.017 --> 00:08:38.727 align:center Normally, you would have come in sooner. 00:08:38.809 --> 00:08:40.938 align:center Yeah, I guess we just figured we were safe, 00:08:41.020 --> 00:08:44.191 align:center you know, with my geriatric uterus. 00:08:44.274 --> 00:08:46.693 align:center The updated term is "advanced maternal age." 00:08:46.777 --> 00:08:49.154 align:center - That's not much better. - Grace, let me assure you, 00:08:49.238 --> 00:08:51.615 align:center you have the uterus of a 25-year-old. 00:08:51.698 --> 00:08:53.283 align:center - Just like your ass. - Okay. 00:08:53.367 --> 00:08:55.953 align:center Hey, doc, there's just the one in there, right? 00:08:56.036 --> 00:08:58.413 align:center - Are you serious right now? - I'm just asking, all right. 00:08:58.497 --> 00:09:00.123 align:center I've had enough surprises lately. 00:09:01.458 --> 00:09:03.377 align:center What other surprises have you had? 00:09:04.962 --> 00:09:06.672 align:center Well, isn't this enough? 00:09:07.965 --> 00:09:09.424 align:center Feeling okay, Mr. Choi? 00:09:10.050 --> 00:09:11.301 align:center Looking a bit pale. 00:09:12.261 --> 00:09:13.554 align:center Yeah, you wanna lie down, hon? 00:09:13.637 --> 00:09:15.973 align:center I know how exhausting this must be for you. 00:09:17.432 --> 00:09:18.433 align:center Thanks. I'm fine. 00:09:19.184 --> 00:09:22.479 align:center Okay. So, music. Let's talk about it. 00:09:24.690 --> 00:09:26.149 align:center What's music about for you guys? 00:09:30.612 --> 00:09:33.532 align:center Think of the songs that really made you feel something. 00:09:35.534 --> 00:09:38.787 align:center Or what… The ones that really hit you. 00:09:40.581 --> 00:09:42.624 align:center Why did they hit you the way that they did? 00:09:43.208 --> 00:09:45.919 align:center Was it the lyrics? Was it the melody? 00:09:46.420 --> 00:09:48.213 align:center The rhythm? The bass? 00:09:48.297 --> 00:09:50.591 align:center Come on, guys, there's, like, no wrong answers here. 00:09:58.056 --> 00:09:59.975 align:center Yes. Yes, go ahead. 00:10:00.601 --> 00:10:02.436 align:center You're supposed to be teaching us chord progressions. 00:10:02.519 --> 00:10:03.896 align:center Oh, yeah. Well, we'll get to that. 00:10:03.979 --> 00:10:09.943 align:center I just… I don't want this class to just be about music theory. 00:10:11.612 --> 00:10:13.488 align:center I mean, it's literally called Music Theory. 00:10:13.572 --> 00:10:14.823 align:center Seriously? 00:10:14.907 --> 00:10:16.450 align:center I mean, you do know chord progressions, right? 00:10:16.533 --> 00:10:18.368 align:center Yeah, of course I know chord progressions. 00:10:23.165 --> 00:10:24.166 align:center Okay. 00:10:26.585 --> 00:10:29.880 align:center How about a simple 1-4-5 chord progression in D major? 00:10:31.006 --> 00:10:32.216 align:center I will start. 00:10:32.299 --> 00:10:36.887 align:center I'll play you the chords and then you guys can play them back to me. 00:10:36.970 --> 00:10:38.222 align:center Sound good? 00:10:38.847 --> 00:10:40.015 align:center Cool. Okay, great. 00:10:40.098 --> 00:10:41.725 align:center So it starts on D. 00:10:43.310 --> 00:10:44.895 align:center And then it goes to G. 00:10:45.437 --> 00:10:47.272 align:center Spying on your senior crush? 00:10:47.356 --> 00:10:48.440 align:center Oh, hey. 00:10:50.317 --> 00:10:52.069 align:center Oh, no. That's… That's my aunt. 00:10:52.152 --> 00:10:53.612 align:center She got the gig? 00:10:53.695 --> 00:10:54.988 align:center Yeah, it's her first day. 00:10:55.697 --> 00:10:56.698 align:center Cool. 00:10:57.324 --> 00:10:59.409 align:center So why are we spying on her? 00:11:00.160 --> 00:11:01.161 align:center I'm not. 00:11:02.037 --> 00:11:04.831 align:center I mean, it's a thing with Ali. 00:11:04.915 --> 00:11:06.959 align:center She kind of marches to her own beat. 00:11:07.042 --> 00:11:08.293 align:center So do you, right? 00:11:09.711 --> 00:11:11.171 align:center It's not the same thing. 00:11:12.130 --> 00:11:14.508 align:center I guess music runs in the family, huh? 00:11:14.591 --> 00:11:16.760 align:center Not mine. My dad thinks he's a musician, 00:11:16.844 --> 00:11:19.179 align:center but he thinks he's a lot of things that he isn't. 00:11:19.930 --> 00:11:20.973 align:center He seems pretty cool. 00:11:21.056 --> 00:11:22.558 align:center Yeah? He's not. 00:11:29.565 --> 00:11:30.566 align:center Hey. 00:11:35.529 --> 00:11:37.823 align:center - You should come over sometime. - Yeah? 00:11:37.906 --> 00:11:40.117 align:center The house has this recording studio in the basement. 00:11:40.200 --> 00:11:41.869 align:center My dad outfitted the whole thing. 00:11:42.744 --> 00:11:44.496 align:center - Cool. Yeah. - So you'll come? 00:11:46.456 --> 00:11:48.333 align:center Jesus, Hunter, it's just hanging out. 00:11:48.417 --> 00:11:49.877 align:center It doesn't mean we're engaged. 00:11:54.882 --> 00:11:56.758 align:center The Wharton book. I need it back. 00:11:57.759 --> 00:11:59.511 align:center Sure. Can I see your library card? 00:11:59.595 --> 00:12:01.096 align:center Lu, come on. 00:12:01.180 --> 00:12:03.015 align:center Why would you possibly need it back? 00:12:03.098 --> 00:12:04.516 align:center Not me, the owner. 00:12:06.143 --> 00:12:07.936 align:center You got caught. 00:12:08.604 --> 00:12:10.856 align:center Yeah, it's a long story, but it's all good. 00:12:10.939 --> 00:12:13.275 align:center I just… He just wants it back. 00:12:13.358 --> 00:12:14.860 align:center Well, he can't have it. 00:12:14.943 --> 00:12:16.236 align:center Why the hell not? 00:12:17.654 --> 00:12:19.907 align:center There was a dog market in Buda only once. 00:12:21.533 --> 00:12:22.784 align:center I don't know what that means. 00:12:22.868 --> 00:12:25.746 align:center It means that's not how this works. 00:12:26.371 --> 00:12:28.207 align:center The book's gone. Sold to a collector. 00:12:28.749 --> 00:12:30.792 align:center What are you talking about? You had it for, like, two days. 00:12:30.876 --> 00:12:32.794 align:center I'm good at my job. Sue me. 00:12:32.878 --> 00:12:34.213 align:center - Well, can you get it back? - No. 00:12:34.296 --> 00:12:36.632 align:center - Why not? - Because that is not how this works. 00:12:36.715 --> 00:12:39.134 align:center - Yeah, you said that already. - Apparently it bears repeating. 00:12:39.718 --> 00:12:41.386 align:center Well, can you put me in touch with the buyer? 00:12:41.970 --> 00:12:43.722 align:center You are kidding, right? 00:12:44.431 --> 00:12:46.975 align:center You got caught, Coop. You think I want any part of that? 00:12:47.059 --> 00:12:48.685 align:center Lu, come on. If I don't get that book back, 00:12:48.769 --> 00:12:49.978 align:center he's gonna call the cops. 00:12:50.062 --> 00:12:51.813 align:center Nah. Just make another deal with him. 00:12:51.897 --> 00:12:53.565 align:center No, that's not how this works. 00:12:57.194 --> 00:12:58.820 align:center Please, Lu. Please. 00:13:05.118 --> 00:13:07.204 align:center I'll make the call, but that's all I can do. 00:13:07.746 --> 00:13:08.789 align:center How much is in there? 00:13:08.872 --> 00:13:10.457 align:center The hundred grand you gave me for it. 00:13:10.541 --> 00:13:13.085 align:center That's not gonna cut it. I sold it for two. 00:13:13.168 --> 00:13:15.379 align:center It's called turning a profit, Mr. Money Whiz. 00:13:16.380 --> 00:13:18.090 align:center I don't have $200,000 lying around. 00:13:18.173 --> 00:13:20.050 align:center You're probably gonna need closer to three. 00:13:20.133 --> 00:13:23.136 align:center - Jesus Christ. - Like I said, good at my job. 00:13:24.012 --> 00:13:25.222 align:center At least one of us is. 00:13:27.391 --> 00:13:29.685 align:center Whenever you're ready. Action! 00:13:29.768 --> 00:13:33.230 align:center I'm your man Nick Brandes, and this is Off Brandes. 00:13:33.313 --> 00:13:35.482 align:center The Triple Double's latest greatest segment 00:13:35.566 --> 00:13:39.820 align:center where we rank the biggest air balls of the week on and off the court. 00:13:39.903 --> 00:13:41.947 align:center If anyone's had an off-brand moment, 00:13:42.030 --> 00:13:43.323 align:center I'm here for it. 00:13:43.407 --> 00:13:44.408 align:center Let's go. 00:13:48.620 --> 00:13:50.372 align:center All right, A-cam, make sure you follow him. 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:54.293 align:center He's on fire, man. 00:14:02.509 --> 00:14:04.178 align:center When he goes for the spin, try and go in close. 00:14:10.851 --> 00:14:13.604 align:center - Yeah, it's gonna look sick! - Okay, that's a wrap. 00:14:14.813 --> 00:14:16.273 align:center You missed the walk-through. 00:14:16.356 --> 00:14:18.025 align:center Shit. That was today? 00:14:18.108 --> 00:14:20.652 align:center Yeah, it's been on your calendar 00:14:20.736 --> 00:14:22.446 align:center long before this shoot was. 00:14:24.239 --> 00:14:26.992 align:center This gym expansion has to be a priority, Nick. 00:14:27.075 --> 00:14:28.619 align:center Your people should have checked with me. 00:14:28.702 --> 00:14:30.370 align:center No, no, it's on me. 00:14:30.454 --> 00:14:32.664 align:center With escrow closing on the new house and now the show, 00:14:32.748 --> 00:14:34.416 align:center I haven't been paying attention. I… 00:14:35.584 --> 00:14:36.585 align:center Sorry. 00:14:36.668 --> 00:14:39.546 align:center Hey, never apologize for working hard. 00:14:40.047 --> 00:14:41.089 align:center All right? 00:14:41.173 --> 00:14:42.758 align:center Former athletes have a window. 00:14:42.841 --> 00:14:44.051 align:center You're in yours. 00:14:45.677 --> 00:14:48.931 align:center You can't be expected to be across every detail of your business. 00:14:49.014 --> 00:14:50.015 align:center That's why you pay me. 00:14:50.933 --> 00:14:52.059 align:center Power of attorney? 00:14:53.060 --> 00:14:55.437 align:center Yeah, yeah. It's just so I can keep the gyms on track 00:14:55.521 --> 00:14:57.981 align:center while you're becoming America's most beloved sports personality. 00:14:59.399 --> 00:15:02.152 align:center - Should I have my lawyer review this? - I already sent it over to Doug. 00:15:02.236 --> 00:15:04.071 align:center It's boilerplate. He's fine with it. 00:15:04.154 --> 00:15:05.364 align:center You got a pen? 00:15:05.447 --> 00:15:06.448 align:center Okay. 00:15:15.207 --> 00:15:16.250 align:center Everything okay? 00:15:16.333 --> 00:15:18.210 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why wouldn't it be? 00:15:18.752 --> 00:15:20.879 align:center I don't know. You just seem kind of nervous. 00:15:21.713 --> 00:15:22.923 align:center I'm always nervous, Nick. 00:15:23.006 --> 00:15:24.591 align:center No, more than usual I mean. 00:15:29.263 --> 00:15:30.472 align:center Well, actually… 00:15:31.849 --> 00:15:32.891 align:center Grace is pregnant. 00:15:35.310 --> 00:15:37.396 align:center - Get the fuck out of here. - Yeah. 00:15:37.479 --> 00:15:38.981 align:center - You serious? - I am. 00:15:39.064 --> 00:15:40.566 align:center - Congrats, my man. - Thanks. 00:15:40.649 --> 00:15:41.859 align:center Thank you… Thank you. 00:15:41.942 --> 00:15:43.527 align:center I thought you were getting yourself snipped. 00:15:43.610 --> 00:15:45.028 align:center I was. I was. 00:15:45.529 --> 00:15:46.738 align:center I missed the appointment. 00:15:46.822 --> 00:15:49.199 align:center And I hadn't gotten around to rescheduling it yet, so… 00:15:49.283 --> 00:15:50.284 align:center - Okay. - Yeah. 00:15:51.326 --> 00:15:53.829 align:center Well, fuck it, let's toast. 00:15:53.912 --> 00:15:55.205 align:center Okay, yeah. 00:15:56.540 --> 00:15:58.625 align:center Here we go for you. 00:15:58.709 --> 00:16:02.296 align:center That is two, and three kids. 00:16:02.379 --> 00:16:03.380 align:center - You… - Yeah. 00:16:03.463 --> 00:16:05.424 align:center Yep. I know that's an accident. 00:16:06.675 --> 00:16:07.843 align:center But you know what? 00:16:08.802 --> 00:16:10.179 align:center To happy accidents. 00:16:14.933 --> 00:16:15.934 align:center What? 00:16:16.018 --> 00:16:18.645 align:center What… What the hell is that? 00:16:19.188 --> 00:16:21.023 align:center That's my next endorsement deal. 00:16:21.106 --> 00:16:23.859 align:center It's called Straight Shot Nonalcoholic Whiskey. 00:16:25.694 --> 00:16:27.029 align:center That's a terrible idea. 00:16:28.697 --> 00:16:30.032 align:center Have you already committed? 00:16:30.115 --> 00:16:31.450 align:center - Not yet. - Don't. 00:16:31.533 --> 00:16:34.494 align:center Why not? You get the experience without the poison. 00:16:34.578 --> 00:16:35.579 align:center Nick, 00:16:36.079 --> 00:16:38.999 align:center the poison is the experience, okay? 00:16:41.460 --> 00:16:42.628 align:center Tor? 00:16:42.711 --> 00:16:43.962 align:center In here. 00:16:44.046 --> 00:16:45.255 align:center You're home. 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:49.218 align:center What does that smell like to you? 00:16:49.801 --> 00:16:51.720 align:center - Mom. - It smells like dog piss. 00:16:51.803 --> 00:16:52.971 align:center Yeah. 00:16:53.055 --> 00:16:55.140 align:center I'm gonna kill that damn dog. 00:16:55.224 --> 00:16:56.350 align:center Nice, Mom. 00:16:56.433 --> 00:16:58.185 align:center Well, I don't mean literally. 00:17:02.731 --> 00:17:04.107 align:center Why are you all dressed up? 00:17:05.483 --> 00:17:06.484 align:center Am I? 00:17:15.160 --> 00:17:18.497 align:center So, listen, and please don't be mad. 00:17:18.579 --> 00:17:19.873 align:center Not a great start. 00:17:23.001 --> 00:17:26.088 align:center I was able to make some calls, 00:17:26.839 --> 00:17:29.466 align:center and Princeton is still on the table. 00:17:31.301 --> 00:17:32.302 align:center I'm sorry, what? 00:17:34.137 --> 00:17:36.014 align:center I got them to reject your rejection. 00:17:39.768 --> 00:17:41.979 align:center - Un-fucking-believable. - It doesn't mean you have to go. 00:17:42.062 --> 00:17:44.189 align:center - It just means you have options. - You don't know when to stop. 00:17:44.273 --> 00:17:45.566 align:center And options are good. 00:17:46.984 --> 00:17:47.985 align:center Okay. 00:17:49.194 --> 00:17:50.404 align:center I'll just decline again. 00:17:54.241 --> 00:17:56.785 align:center Not unless that's the last time you want to see your phone. 00:17:58.036 --> 00:17:59.079 align:center I'm 18, Mom. 00:17:59.162 --> 00:18:00.789 align:center - And on the family plan. - Dad's plan. 00:18:00.873 --> 00:18:02.374 align:center He feels the same way I do. 00:18:03.166 --> 00:18:04.793 align:center Right, well, this is my life. 00:18:08.088 --> 00:18:10.132 align:center Then why don't you tell me what you wanna do with it? 00:18:10.215 --> 00:18:12.259 align:center I want to figure it out for myself. 00:18:14.011 --> 00:18:16.013 align:center I know that technically you're an adult, 00:18:16.513 --> 00:18:18.932 align:center but your prefrontal cortex is not fully developed 00:18:19.016 --> 00:18:20.642 align:center until you're about 26 years old, so-- 00:18:20.726 --> 00:18:21.977 align:center Don't-- Okay, don't do that. 00:18:22.060 --> 00:18:25.522 align:center - You are not my therapist. - No, but I see plenty of kids your age. 00:18:25.606 --> 00:18:26.857 align:center Not anymore you don't. 00:18:30.360 --> 00:18:31.945 align:center What do you even do all day? 00:18:33.822 --> 00:18:36.533 align:center I don't think it's me you're really mad at. 00:18:36.617 --> 00:18:38.452 align:center Yeah, no, it's a hundred-percent you. 00:18:39.077 --> 00:18:41.371 align:center I told Daddy you were doing this to punish both of us. 00:18:41.455 --> 00:18:44.166 align:center I… I guess I was wrong. I guess it's just me. 00:18:45.125 --> 00:18:46.126 align:center Right. 00:18:47.044 --> 00:18:49.671 align:center Or have you considered the mind-blowing possibility 00:18:49.755 --> 00:18:51.465 align:center that not everything is about you? 00:18:51.548 --> 00:18:53.675 align:center You just told me it was 100% about me. 00:18:53.759 --> 00:18:56.803 align:center God. Jesus Christ, Mom. That was about not respecting my choices. 00:18:56.887 --> 00:19:00.224 align:center Oh, my God. I am trying so hard not to disrespect your choices. 00:19:00.307 --> 00:19:02.226 align:center Good. Because I think you lost that right 00:19:02.309 --> 00:19:05.270 align:center when you chose to attack your husband's ex-lover and get fired. 00:19:06.563 --> 00:19:09.650 align:center You keep trying to shove me into making the same decisions you made, 00:19:09.733 --> 00:19:11.235 align:center but I look at you, 00:19:11.318 --> 00:19:14.279 align:center and all I can think is why the fuck would I wanna be like you? 00:19:38.262 --> 00:19:40.639 align:center Surprise! 00:19:43.725 --> 00:19:45.853 align:center You trying to give me a heart attack or what? 00:19:45.936 --> 00:19:47.896 align:center That's what you get for letting me sleep on your couch. 00:19:47.980 --> 00:19:50.274 align:center Give it up for our brand new gringa! 00:19:55.028 --> 00:19:56.029 align:center Let's dance! 00:20:12.880 --> 00:20:13.881 align:center Hey. 00:20:17.176 --> 00:20:18.177 align:center What? 00:20:19.469 --> 00:20:20.637 align:center You look terrible. 00:20:20.721 --> 00:20:21.930 align:center Okay. Careful. 00:20:22.014 --> 00:20:24.808 align:center - A lot of people end up dead around me. - Now I gotta watch myself, don't I? 00:20:24.892 --> 00:20:26.768 align:center - Which shithole are you taking me to? - Martine's. 00:20:26.852 --> 00:20:28.812 align:center Supposed to be the hottest place in town. 00:20:28.896 --> 00:20:29.897 align:center What? Was that a mistake? 00:20:29.980 --> 00:20:31.899 align:center I'm just trying to keep a low profile. 00:20:31.982 --> 00:20:34.193 align:center - Right. You're embarrassed of me. - Martine's is very… 00:20:34.276 --> 00:20:35.360 align:center - What? No. - I'm joking. 00:20:35.444 --> 00:20:36.945 align:center Come on, Sam. I get it. You were shunned. 00:20:37.029 --> 00:20:38.697 align:center - Shunned is a strong word. - And you don't wanna 00:20:38.780 --> 00:20:41.450 align:center - walk right into the belly of the beast. - I like "persona non grata." Exactly. 00:20:41.533 --> 00:20:42.993 align:center - I know just the place. - Great. 00:21:00.219 --> 00:21:01.220 align:center Lu? 00:21:01.303 --> 00:21:02.888 align:center The buyer's agreed to meet. 00:21:02.971 --> 00:21:05.807 align:center Lunch tomorrow. I'll send you the address. 00:21:05.891 --> 00:21:06.892 align:center Okay, great. 00:21:06.975 --> 00:21:08.894 align:center - Thank you. - You wanna thank me? 00:21:09.603 --> 00:21:10.812 align:center Don't look like an amateur. 00:21:10.896 --> 00:21:13.482 align:center If you look like an amateur, I look like an amateur. 00:21:14.650 --> 00:21:15.776 align:center Okay. 00:21:15.859 --> 00:21:18.654 align:center It's not okay. I have a reputation to worry about. 00:21:20.489 --> 00:21:22.157 align:center Coop, you there? 00:21:22.241 --> 00:21:25.827 align:center Yeah, I'm here. Don't look like an amateur, got it. 00:21:25.911 --> 00:21:27.037 align:center You got the cash? 00:21:28.622 --> 00:21:29.623 align:center I'm about to. 00:21:30.374 --> 00:21:31.708 align:center God help us. 00:21:31.792 --> 00:21:34.545 align:center Hey, listen. I know this isn't just business as usual for you, 00:21:34.628 --> 00:21:37.548 align:center so I just wanted to say thank you and I really apprecia… 00:21:39.508 --> 00:21:41.009 align:center You're gone, aren't you? 00:21:42.094 --> 00:21:43.303 align:center She's not there. 00:21:47.766 --> 00:21:49.351 align:center - Hey. - Hi. 00:21:49.852 --> 00:21:51.854 align:center - Congratulations. - Thank you. 00:21:53.981 --> 00:21:55.148 align:center Goodness. 00:21:55.232 --> 00:21:56.650 align:center - How does it feel? - I don't know. 00:21:56.733 --> 00:21:58.777 align:center Like… it's nice to finally feel like I belong. 00:21:58.861 --> 00:22:01.113 align:center - You know? - Yes. I got you something. 00:22:03.824 --> 00:22:05.868 align:center Shut up. 00:22:05.951 --> 00:22:08.871 align:center No. I told you not to steal one of these for me. 00:22:08.954 --> 00:22:10.789 align:center Come on. I wouldn't steal a gift. 00:22:10.873 --> 00:22:14.042 align:center I bought it at the store like a person. 00:22:20.257 --> 00:22:22.009 align:center You went to Cartier for me? 00:22:26.889 --> 00:22:28.557 align:center Well, it's very basic rich bitch. 00:22:28.640 --> 00:22:31.685 align:center Well, there's a gift receipt in the box if you wanna exchange it. 00:22:31.768 --> 00:22:32.895 align:center I would never. 00:22:36.440 --> 00:22:37.983 align:center Thanks, Coop. 00:22:38.066 --> 00:22:39.443 align:center This means the world. 00:22:40.444 --> 00:22:41.570 align:center So now what? 00:22:41.653 --> 00:22:44.781 align:center Well, I'm already working on getting my parents here. 00:22:44.865 --> 00:22:46.325 align:center I even hired a lawyer and everything. 00:22:46.408 --> 00:22:47.784 align:center That's terrific. Good for you. 00:22:47.868 --> 00:22:50.829 align:center I just have to prove that I make enough money to support them both, 00:22:50.913 --> 00:22:53.332 align:center which is not gonna happen on my housekeeper salary. 00:22:53.415 --> 00:22:58.295 align:center So I'm still very much into doing the thing that we're definitely not doing. 00:23:00.506 --> 00:23:02.174 align:center I'm gonna need every dime I can get. 00:23:04.510 --> 00:23:08.138 align:center Well, speaking of, I think Barney's got us sorted out. 00:23:08.722 --> 00:23:09.723 align:center Really? 00:23:10.224 --> 00:23:13.727 align:center Can you explain to me again how my money is gonna grow in Nick's gyms? 00:23:14.937 --> 00:23:16.605 align:center No, not really. 00:23:16.688 --> 00:23:20.192 align:center In fact, it will probably get smaller, but at least it will look legit 00:23:20.943 --> 00:23:22.027 align:center according to the IRS. 00:23:22.110 --> 00:23:23.529 align:center Fucking America, man. 00:23:24.238 --> 00:23:25.364 align:center Tell me about it. 00:23:28.742 --> 00:23:30.619 align:center - So, what's up? - What are you talking about? 00:23:32.037 --> 00:23:33.872 align:center You didn't come all this way just to give me this. 00:23:33.956 --> 00:23:35.040 align:center Come on. 00:23:41.129 --> 00:23:43.340 align:center How many times do you become a United States citizen? 00:23:44.383 --> 00:23:46.009 align:center I figured it was worth the drive. 00:23:48.595 --> 00:23:49.930 align:center Don't get soft on me now, Coop. 00:23:50.013 --> 00:23:51.431 align:center That's not gonna happen. 00:23:56.186 --> 00:23:57.646 align:center Okay, I'm gonna go back in. 00:23:57.729 --> 00:23:59.273 align:center Okay, enjoy yourself. 00:23:59.773 --> 00:24:01.400 align:center - Thanks again. - You're welcome. 00:24:11.159 --> 00:24:13.036 align:center You take all your dates here? 00:24:14.246 --> 00:24:17.124 align:center Historically, the women I've dated would probably not appreciate 00:24:17.207 --> 00:24:19.585 align:center the pleasures of a pizza joint. 00:24:19.668 --> 00:24:21.128 align:center You need to date different people. 00:24:21.211 --> 00:24:22.713 align:center Yeah, I'm trying. Cheers. 00:24:24.047 --> 00:24:25.048 align:center Cheers. 00:24:26.258 --> 00:24:28.177 align:center All right. So tell me about yourself. 00:24:28.260 --> 00:24:29.261 align:center Where are you from? 00:24:29.344 --> 00:24:30.596 align:center South Boston. 00:24:30.679 --> 00:24:32.431 align:center Wow, really? A Southie? 00:24:32.514 --> 00:24:33.807 align:center How'd you lose the accent? 00:24:33.891 --> 00:24:37.561 align:center Years of practicing in front of the mirror trying to sound like Molly Ringwald. 00:24:40.063 --> 00:24:41.648 align:center - You were driven. - I was. 00:24:41.732 --> 00:24:43.317 align:center Booked it out of there as fast as I could. 00:24:44.193 --> 00:24:46.028 align:center Yeah, but it stays with you, doesn't it? 00:24:46.111 --> 00:24:48.906 align:center I mean, no matter how much money I make, the Westmonts of the world 00:24:48.989 --> 00:24:50.866 align:center always make me feel like the kid with the stinky lunch. 00:24:50.949 --> 00:24:52.492 align:center Tell me about it. 00:24:52.576 --> 00:24:56.038 align:center I thought I was in, and then, you know, one wrong move and I'm out again. 00:24:56.121 --> 00:24:57.623 align:center Yeah, one wrong move. 00:24:57.706 --> 00:25:00.125 align:center - Yeah, well. - Well, that's a spectacular undersell. 00:25:00.209 --> 00:25:02.211 align:center It's not like you used the wrong fork for your salad. 00:25:02.294 --> 00:25:04.463 align:center Look, I'm not saying I don't deserve it. 00:25:04.546 --> 00:25:06.006 align:center Mistakes were made. 00:25:06.632 --> 00:25:08.967 align:center You know, I was… I was under duress. 00:25:09.843 --> 00:25:11.512 align:center Is that an explanation or an excuse? 00:25:12.179 --> 00:25:13.680 align:center Can it be both? 00:25:13.764 --> 00:25:15.057 align:center Whatever gets me the second date. 00:25:16.266 --> 00:25:19.770 align:center - All right, here you go. - You are not ready for this. 00:25:19.853 --> 00:25:20.896 align:center - Thank you. - You're welcome. 00:25:20.979 --> 00:25:22.105 align:center All right. 00:25:22.689 --> 00:25:23.815 align:center After you. 00:25:28.612 --> 00:25:30.280 align:center - Oh, my God. - How fucking good is that? 00:25:30.364 --> 00:25:31.532 align:center - Oh, my God. - Right? 00:25:31.615 --> 00:25:33.200 align:center My work takes me all over the world. 00:25:33.283 --> 00:25:35.994 align:center And everywhere I go, I always find a little hole-in-the-wall pizza joint 00:25:36.078 --> 00:25:37.412 align:center 'cause they always have the best slices. 00:25:37.496 --> 00:25:41.124 align:center Speaking of which, you haven't told me what it is you do. 00:25:41.959 --> 00:25:42.960 align:center Yeah, it's boring. 00:25:43.544 --> 00:25:46.255 align:center Also, in European culture, it's considered gauche to even ask. 00:25:46.797 --> 00:25:49.174 align:center Well, we're in Westchester, so you're shit out of luck. 00:25:50.259 --> 00:25:51.510 align:center I own a shipping company. 00:25:54.179 --> 00:25:55.556 align:center Would you like to elaborate? 00:25:55.639 --> 00:25:57.391 align:center What is it that you do with the shipping company? 00:25:57.474 --> 00:25:59.685 align:center We have… We have container ships, 00:25:59.768 --> 00:26:02.020 align:center and we move merchandise from point A to point B. 00:26:03.772 --> 00:26:05.399 align:center - That's it? - That's it. 00:26:05.482 --> 00:26:06.608 align:center That's it? 00:26:06.692 --> 00:26:08.443 align:center - That's it? - It's exciting, right? 00:26:08.944 --> 00:26:11.196 align:center - You have so much money. - I have a lot of ships. 00:26:12.865 --> 00:26:15.951 align:center Okay, so you're either being evasive, or it really is that boring. 00:26:16.827 --> 00:26:17.828 align:center Can it be both? 00:26:17.911 --> 00:26:19.204 align:center Touché. 00:26:19.288 --> 00:26:20.497 align:center All right. Enough about me. 00:26:20.581 --> 00:26:21.915 align:center Walk me through it. 00:26:21.999 --> 00:26:25.919 align:center How does the hottest girl in South Boston end up in Westmont Village? 00:26:26.879 --> 00:26:28.672 align:center You know, I wasn't the hottest girl in South Boston. 00:26:28.755 --> 00:26:30.299 align:center - That was Heather Burns. - Come on. 00:26:30.382 --> 00:26:32.217 align:center - Heather Burns. - Yes. Heather Burns. 00:26:32.301 --> 00:26:33.468 align:center Where is she now? 00:26:33.552 --> 00:26:35.554 align:center - Still there, teaching middle school. - Yeah? 00:26:35.637 --> 00:26:37.306 align:center Oh, respect. Okay. 00:26:37.389 --> 00:26:39.683 align:center - How's she looking? - She is still hot. 00:26:39.766 --> 00:26:41.810 align:center - Would you like her number? - You're just being nice. No, no. 00:26:41.894 --> 00:26:44.188 align:center I just wanna know if everybody from South Boston looks like you. 00:26:44.271 --> 00:26:45.981 align:center We could drive there right now. 00:26:48.734 --> 00:26:49.735 align:center Oh, God. 00:26:55.365 --> 00:26:56.742 align:center These fucking kids. 00:26:57.743 --> 00:27:00.037 align:center They sit there like fucking robots. 00:27:00.120 --> 00:27:04.583 align:center They got no energy, no engagement, no excitement. 00:27:06.293 --> 00:27:09.755 align:center I think the job is less me teaching the music 00:27:09.838 --> 00:27:12.674 align:center and more just trying to get them to give a shit. 00:27:14.635 --> 00:27:16.720 align:center Well, if anybody can do that, you can. 00:27:16.803 --> 00:27:18.639 align:center Oh, says the guy who thinks I can't hack it. 00:27:22.351 --> 00:27:23.810 align:center I thought you forgave me for that. 00:27:24.311 --> 00:27:25.354 align:center I did. 00:27:26.772 --> 00:27:28.482 align:center But it doesn't mean you stopped thinking it. 00:27:29.399 --> 00:27:30.526 align:center I don't know what I think. 00:27:30.609 --> 00:27:31.944 align:center This is some strong shit, man. 00:27:32.027 --> 00:27:33.570 align:center It's medical grade. 00:27:40.994 --> 00:27:44.915 align:center There was this study done at Harvard where they took a bunch of ordinary rats, 00:27:44.998 --> 00:27:48.710 align:center and they separated them arbitrarily into two different cages. 00:27:48.794 --> 00:27:50.629 align:center And then they labeled the cages. 00:27:50.712 --> 00:27:55.259 align:center One they labeled "really smart" and the other they labeled "dumb as shit." 00:27:55.342 --> 00:27:57.553 align:center They wrote "dumb as shit" on a cage at Harvard? 00:27:58.136 --> 00:27:59.137 align:center The point is, 00:28:00.472 --> 00:28:03.308 align:center then they took a bunch of students, 00:28:03.392 --> 00:28:06.728 align:center and they had the students take a rat from each cage, 00:28:06.812 --> 00:28:08.772 align:center and they had the rats run a maze. 00:28:08.856 --> 00:28:10.065 align:center And do you know what happened? 00:28:11.358 --> 00:28:13.861 align:center - The "dumb as shit" ones couldn't do it. - That's right. 00:28:13.944 --> 00:28:15.988 align:center The rats were all exactly the same. 00:28:16.572 --> 00:28:20.117 align:center But because of the labels, the students had expectations of them, 00:28:20.200 --> 00:28:22.995 align:center and so the rats lived up to those expectations. 00:28:24.913 --> 00:28:26.081 align:center Why are we talking about this? 00:28:27.958 --> 00:28:29.501 align:center Because I am the rat. 00:28:31.003 --> 00:28:32.880 align:center And if you think I'm gonna fail, I'm… 00:28:33.922 --> 00:28:35.799 align:center Probably will. 00:28:42.014 --> 00:28:43.182 align:center Anyway. 00:28:47.227 --> 00:28:50.981 align:center Maybe it's time you let me find my way out of the maze by myself. 00:28:55.611 --> 00:28:57.362 align:center Tori, hey. 00:28:57.446 --> 00:28:59.072 align:center I can't with Mom. I'm moving in. 00:29:04.328 --> 00:29:05.746 align:center You saw her too, right? 00:29:13.837 --> 00:29:15.714 align:center First my back went out. 00:29:15.797 --> 00:29:17.424 align:center Then I got caught red-handed. 00:29:17.925 --> 00:29:20.302 align:center Now I had pawned something for 100,000 bucks 00:29:20.385 --> 00:29:23.055 align:center that I would have to buy back for twice that, at minimum. 00:29:23.639 --> 00:29:26.308 align:center It was all putting a serious dent in my pride. 00:29:26.391 --> 00:29:27.893 align:center Not to mention my cash flow. 00:29:28.894 --> 00:29:30.062 align:center And the irony was, 00:29:30.145 --> 00:29:32.981 align:center I would have to hit multiple houses at the exact moment 00:29:33.065 --> 00:29:35.692 align:center I was starting to wonder if I was even any good at it. 00:29:36.610 --> 00:29:37.611 align:center Right this way, sir. 00:29:42.449 --> 00:29:43.450 align:center What the fuck? 00:29:46.328 --> 00:29:47.329 align:center Ashe? 00:29:48.497 --> 00:29:49.498 align:center Surprised? 00:29:51.041 --> 00:29:52.292 align:center Surprised is a word. 00:29:53.377 --> 00:29:54.378 align:center I'm the buyer. 00:29:56.964 --> 00:29:57.965 align:center What? 00:29:58.048 --> 00:29:59.049 align:center Bon appétit. 00:30:00.634 --> 00:30:02.010 align:center You have to try this crudo, man. 00:30:02.094 --> 00:30:03.095 align:center It's fucking insane. 00:30:04.346 --> 00:30:05.889 align:center You bought your own book back? 00:30:05.973 --> 00:30:07.975 align:center Yeah, I told you. It means a lot to me. 00:30:08.851 --> 00:30:10.435 align:center How did you track it down? 00:30:11.395 --> 00:30:14.356 align:center Well, the hot books market's not really a large one. 00:30:14.439 --> 00:30:18.193 align:center So, this whole idea of me chasing around trying to find it, that was just for fun? 00:30:18.277 --> 00:30:19.570 align:center Exactly. Team building. 00:30:19.653 --> 00:30:22.239 align:center Okay. Well, no harm, no foul. 00:30:24.491 --> 00:30:26.451 align:center Wait. I'm still out 200 grand. 00:30:26.535 --> 00:30:28.745 align:center Yeah. Here's 150. 00:30:28.829 --> 00:30:30.330 align:center Give me another week, I'll get you the rest. 00:30:30.414 --> 00:30:32.499 align:center How you gonna do that? You gonna rob somebody else? 00:30:34.751 --> 00:30:35.961 align:center Come on. 00:30:36.044 --> 00:30:37.254 align:center I got a better idea. 00:30:37.880 --> 00:30:38.881 align:center Sit down. 00:30:42.342 --> 00:30:43.343 align:center Okay, look. 00:30:43.969 --> 00:30:47.014 align:center I'm looking to move some money into a hedge fund. 00:30:47.097 --> 00:30:48.974 align:center Or establish a position, or however the fuck you say it. 00:30:49.057 --> 00:30:51.059 align:center Yeah, well, I'm not really in that business anymore, 00:30:51.143 --> 00:30:52.686 align:center but I can introduce you to some guys who-- 00:30:52.769 --> 00:30:54.188 align:center It's a Bailey Russell fund. 00:30:55.689 --> 00:30:57.274 align:center You're talking about Excelsior. 00:30:57.357 --> 00:30:58.942 align:center Excelsior is Jack Bailey's baby. 00:30:59.026 --> 00:31:01.445 align:center He runs it and he pretty much hates me. 00:31:01.528 --> 00:31:03.614 align:center Well, you're gonna be coming in with 400 million bucks, 00:31:03.697 --> 00:31:05.157 align:center so I think he'll get over it. 00:31:06.158 --> 00:31:08.577 align:center If you're investing $400 million, you don't need me. 00:31:09.161 --> 00:31:12.164 align:center You'll be fighting off every firm in town with a stick. 00:31:12.247 --> 00:31:15.792 align:center I'm sure you're familiar with the Office of Foreign Assets Control. 00:31:15.876 --> 00:31:17.002 align:center OFAC, yes. 00:31:21.006 --> 00:31:23.133 align:center How the fuck did you get on the OFAC list? 00:31:23.217 --> 00:31:26.094 align:center I ship cargo all over the world. 00:31:26.178 --> 00:31:27.596 align:center And let's just say the US Government 00:31:27.679 --> 00:31:29.640 align:center is not on speaking terms with some of my clients. 00:31:29.723 --> 00:31:32.809 align:center And the new administration has a big, fat hard-on for me. 00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:36.939 align:center My assets, such as they are, are vulnerable to seizure. 00:31:37.564 --> 00:31:39.441 align:center So I have to diversify quickly. 00:31:39.525 --> 00:31:40.943 align:center You can't ask me to do that. 00:31:41.026 --> 00:31:43.278 align:center - I'm not asking. - It's against the law. 00:31:43.362 --> 00:31:44.696 align:center You robbed my house. 00:31:44.780 --> 00:31:46.031 align:center This is different. 00:31:46.114 --> 00:31:47.824 align:center - Yeah? I don't think it is. - Well, listen. 00:31:47.908 --> 00:31:50.661 align:center Even if I could get you into Excelsior, which I cannot, 00:31:51.161 --> 00:31:54.081 align:center there is no way that your money clears compliance. 00:31:54.790 --> 00:31:56.959 align:center - You're saying you can't do it? - I'm saying no one can. 00:31:58.293 --> 00:32:00.254 align:center You don't become what you want. 00:32:00.879 --> 00:32:02.297 align:center You become what you believe. 00:32:03.924 --> 00:32:05.008 align:center Oprah said that. 00:32:05.092 --> 00:32:06.969 align:center Good. Get her to manage your portfolio. 00:32:07.052 --> 00:32:08.095 align:center Come on, Coop. 00:32:08.178 --> 00:32:09.763 align:center There's 17,000 people on that list. 00:32:09.847 --> 00:32:12.432 align:center You seriously expect me to believe there's not one SDN investing 00:32:12.516 --> 00:32:13.559 align:center in Bailey Russell funds? 00:32:17.312 --> 00:32:18.814 align:center Look, man. It's a zero-sum game. 00:32:18.897 --> 00:32:21.775 align:center You can help me out, or you can get arrested… 00:32:22.484 --> 00:32:23.485 align:center again. 00:32:23.569 --> 00:32:25.487 align:center So now it's just straight blackmail? 00:32:25.571 --> 00:32:26.572 align:center Look… 00:32:27.281 --> 00:32:28.532 align:center we're driven men, you and I. 00:32:29.616 --> 00:32:31.159 align:center We've worked hard for what is ours, 00:32:31.243 --> 00:32:33.245 align:center and we'll do what we have to do to keep it. 00:32:34.371 --> 00:32:35.622 align:center So I know you get it. 00:32:37.416 --> 00:32:39.668 align:center I'll give you 48 hours to come up with a plan. 00:32:41.003 --> 00:32:42.629 align:center Do you wanna split a chocolate cake? 00:32:42.713 --> 00:32:43.714 align:center How are you with gluten? 00:32:43.797 --> 00:32:45.132 align:center Can we get two forks, please? 00:32:45.215 --> 00:32:47.968 align:center There are moments in your life that you regret in hindsight. 00:32:48.051 --> 00:32:50.679 align:center And then there are the moments you're already regretting 00:32:50.762 --> 00:32:52.556 align:center even while they're still happening. 00:32:55.267 --> 00:32:57.811 align:center I knew it was a bad idea to get involved with Owen Ashe, 00:32:57.895 --> 00:33:00.022 align:center but I couldn't see a way out of it. 00:33:00.606 --> 00:33:03.525 align:center And if nothing else, I had to marvel at my unrivaled ability 00:33:03.609 --> 00:33:07.112 align:center to take a bad situation and make it so much worse. 00:33:12.117 --> 00:33:13.118 align:center Beep. 00:33:14.244 --> 00:33:15.746 align:center Lehayim. 00:33:17.539 --> 00:33:18.749 align:center How's your new roommate? 00:33:20.417 --> 00:33:23.086 align:center I'll let you know once she starts talking to me. 00:33:23.962 --> 00:33:25.047 align:center How are you? 00:33:26.340 --> 00:33:27.591 align:center You know, I've been better. 00:33:28.509 --> 00:33:30.093 align:center You know why she came to you, right? 00:33:31.053 --> 00:33:32.221 align:center Because I'm her father. 00:33:32.930 --> 00:33:34.473 align:center 'Cause you're the vacation parent. 00:33:35.057 --> 00:33:36.183 align:center The fun one. 00:33:36.892 --> 00:33:38.644 align:center Okay, are you mad because she's pissed at you, 00:33:38.727 --> 00:33:40.229 align:center or because she came to me? 00:33:41.063 --> 00:33:42.439 align:center - Seriously. - You were always at work. 00:33:42.523 --> 00:33:44.566 align:center I was the one who had to hold the line. 00:33:44.650 --> 00:33:47.236 align:center You'd maybe emerge for a couple of hours on weekends, 00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:48.612 align:center but all bets were off. 00:33:49.238 --> 00:33:50.781 align:center You never said no to her. 00:33:52.533 --> 00:33:53.867 align:center She was always so good. 00:33:53.951 --> 00:33:55.577 align:center She was good because I was on it. 00:33:55.661 --> 00:33:58.705 align:center "Brush your teeth. Drink your milk. Do your homework. Be home by 11:00. 00:33:58.789 --> 00:34:00.624 align:center Get off your screens. 00:34:00.707 --> 00:34:02.626 align:center You can't leave the house wearing that outfit." 00:34:03.544 --> 00:34:05.420 align:center Whenever they came to you for permission for something, 00:34:05.504 --> 00:34:07.673 align:center you'd be like, "What did Mom say?" 00:34:07.756 --> 00:34:09.424 align:center Yeah, 'cause I was backing you up. 00:34:09.507 --> 00:34:10.592 align:center You were passing the buck. 00:34:10.676 --> 00:34:12.177 align:center Oh, please. 00:34:14.179 --> 00:34:18.266 align:center I gave everything I had to those kids, and somehow I'm the asshole. 00:34:18.350 --> 00:34:19.976 align:center Well, if the shoe fits. 00:34:21.562 --> 00:34:22.563 align:center Come on. 00:34:26.315 --> 00:34:28.235 align:center Girls push back against their mothers. 00:34:28.318 --> 00:34:30.529 align:center It's a thing. It'll pass. 00:34:31.947 --> 00:34:33.949 align:center I guess you're just thrilled you get her all to yourself. 00:34:34.032 --> 00:34:36.284 align:center Well, it's not the worst. 00:34:37.619 --> 00:34:40.121 align:center If I'm being honest, my house can be a little lonely. 00:34:41.123 --> 00:34:43.958 align:center I mean, I lived with you guys for 18 years. 00:34:44.042 --> 00:34:47.379 align:center It's honestly kind of nice to have her slamming doors 00:34:47.462 --> 00:34:49.047 align:center and rolling her eyes at me. 00:34:50.632 --> 00:34:51.675 align:center Ain't it? 00:34:56.554 --> 00:34:58.140 align:center This will run its course, Mel. 00:34:59.641 --> 00:35:00.976 align:center She's gonna need her mom. 00:35:02.769 --> 00:35:04.271 align:center But she's gonna be gone soon. 00:35:05.689 --> 00:35:06.690 align:center Yeah. 00:35:07.357 --> 00:35:09.651 align:center Even if she doesn't go to college, she's… 00:35:11.778 --> 00:35:13.030 align:center off on her way. 00:35:15.741 --> 00:35:17.492 align:center God, it just doesn't seem that long ago 00:35:17.576 --> 00:35:19.620 align:center we brought her home from the hospital, does it? 00:35:21.038 --> 00:35:23.123 align:center Yeah. I remember the hospital. 00:35:23.874 --> 00:35:26.168 align:center You came to pick us up and forgot where you parked. 00:35:26.251 --> 00:35:28.337 align:center Well, I was a little bit stressed. It was… 00:35:28.420 --> 00:35:29.630 align:center - Walking around… - First kid. 00:35:29.713 --> 00:35:31.173 align:center …the parking structure for an hour. 00:35:31.256 --> 00:35:32.424 align:center Twenty minutes, tops. 00:35:33.050 --> 00:35:35.469 align:center God, you thought Tori was gonna die of exposure. 00:35:35.552 --> 00:35:36.637 align:center It was cold. 00:35:38.180 --> 00:35:39.515 align:center No, it wasn't. 00:35:41.975 --> 00:35:43.185 align:center First kid. 00:35:43.268 --> 00:35:44.311 align:center Yeah. 00:35:45.145 --> 00:35:46.146 align:center For sure. 00:35:52.444 --> 00:35:56.114 align:center You have these kids, this family, and it's your whole world. 00:35:56.198 --> 00:35:58.367 align:center And then you realize everybody leaves. 00:36:01.787 --> 00:36:04.456 align:center First Tori's gonna go, then Hunter and then… 00:36:07.668 --> 00:36:08.919 align:center Who am I gonna be? 00:36:10.796 --> 00:36:13.674 align:center Some lonely old hag living in a big empty house. 00:36:17.302 --> 00:36:19.513 align:center Well, I mean, if you wanna downsize, we can talk about it. 00:36:19.596 --> 00:36:21.348 align:center No fucking way. Get outta here. 00:36:33.110 --> 00:36:34.736 align:center How the hell did this happen? 00:36:37.531 --> 00:36:39.324 align:center We were never supposed to get this old. 00:36:45.831 --> 00:36:47.124 align:center We blinked. 00:36:55.924 --> 00:36:57.009 align:center Hey… 00:36:58.844 --> 00:36:59.845 align:center Not a big deal, 00:36:59.928 --> 00:37:05.851 align:center but I just got a bill for $3,000 for something called a Mona Lisa? 00:37:07.186 --> 00:37:10.147 align:center That is a skin treatment. It's… 00:37:11.148 --> 00:37:12.316 align:center - All right. - For your… 00:37:13.358 --> 00:37:14.359 align:center Yeah. 00:37:15.736 --> 00:37:16.737 align:center Smile. 00:37:18.530 --> 00:37:21.533 align:center Yeah, everyone's mad on social media complaining about ratings 00:37:21.617 --> 00:37:23.035 align:center saying they want the '90s back. 00:37:23.118 --> 00:37:24.870 align:center - And then those same folks complain… - Whiskey. 00:37:24.953 --> 00:37:26.538 align:center …as soon as they have to… 00:37:26.622 --> 00:37:28.165 align:center - Hey. - Hey. 00:37:28.248 --> 00:37:29.750 align:center Hey. Look at that. 00:37:29.833 --> 00:37:32.544 align:center Don't tell me the patron saint of flopping is weighing in on this. 00:37:32.628 --> 00:37:34.713 align:center I know you're talking to him and not me. 00:37:34.796 --> 00:37:36.882 align:center Yeah. Already took out my usual fee. 00:37:41.470 --> 00:37:43.347 align:center Kwan Park Technologies. 00:37:43.430 --> 00:37:44.765 align:center Your father-in-law. Very clever. 00:37:44.848 --> 00:37:46.058 align:center Yeah. 00:37:46.850 --> 00:37:48.227 align:center Now I get to pay taxes. 00:37:48.310 --> 00:37:50.312 align:center Well, legitimate income's expensive. 00:37:52.064 --> 00:37:55.108 align:center I was just very fall-prone. Vertigo and whatnot… 00:37:56.026 --> 00:37:58.820 align:center It would help if I had some sense of future cash flow. 00:37:58.904 --> 00:37:59.947 align:center Yeah, about that. 00:38:00.030 --> 00:38:04.326 align:center Things are gonna be a little quiet for some time. 00:38:04.409 --> 00:38:06.328 align:center Quiet? I just got everything set up. 00:38:08.497 --> 00:38:10.290 align:center - What did you do? - I got caught. 00:38:10.374 --> 00:38:11.625 align:center I'm sorry, what? 00:38:12.835 --> 00:38:13.877 align:center Coop, am I exposed here? 00:38:13.961 --> 00:38:15.337 align:center You're fine. Jesus, Barney. 00:38:15.420 --> 00:38:17.631 align:center It's a legit question. Who caught you? 00:38:18.924 --> 00:38:20.425 align:center Owen Ashe. 00:38:20.509 --> 00:38:23.053 align:center - Why the hell would you rob Ashe? - Why the hell wouldn't I? 00:38:23.136 --> 00:38:25.889 align:center He's like some kind of arms dealer or something. 00:38:25.973 --> 00:38:27.975 align:center - Is that true? - I don't know. That's the rumor. 00:38:29.184 --> 00:38:32.229 align:center Well, now he wants me to manage an investment for him. 00:38:34.106 --> 00:38:36.817 align:center So, he caught you robbing his house and now he wants to hire you? 00:38:36.900 --> 00:38:37.943 align:center What am I missing here? 00:38:38.026 --> 00:38:39.444 align:center He's on the OFAC list. 00:38:41.488 --> 00:38:43.115 align:center - Shit. - Yeah. 00:38:43.615 --> 00:38:45.242 align:center It's a sizable investment. 00:38:46.743 --> 00:38:47.911 align:center How sizable? 00:38:49.079 --> 00:38:50.455 align:center Extra large. 00:38:54.251 --> 00:38:55.502 align:center Controversial thought. 00:38:56.420 --> 00:38:59.047 align:center Maybe this is your ticket back to the big game. 00:39:00.090 --> 00:39:01.675 align:center You are taking this surprisingly well. 00:39:01.758 --> 00:39:02.759 align:center I know, right? 00:39:03.635 --> 00:39:05.304 align:center Crime suits me. Who knew? 00:39:08.473 --> 00:39:09.558 align:center One more. 00:39:16.690 --> 00:39:20.110 align:center So, don't take this the wrong way but… 00:39:22.237 --> 00:39:24.656 align:center That was better than usual. 00:39:27.409 --> 00:39:28.410 align:center Good. 00:39:32.915 --> 00:39:34.499 align:center What's gotten into you? 00:39:35.417 --> 00:39:36.418 align:center What? Can't a… 00:39:37.044 --> 00:39:39.755 align:center Can't a man put a little energy into pleasing his wife? 00:39:41.215 --> 00:39:42.216 align:center He sure can. 00:39:51.767 --> 00:39:52.768 align:center Also… 00:39:54.895 --> 00:39:56.647 align:center I'm not gonna work for your father. 00:40:04.363 --> 00:40:05.656 align:center I'll get you a towel. 00:40:07.407 --> 00:40:09.034 align:center - …any more? - Not a chance. 00:40:09.117 --> 00:40:12.496 align:center I could see he was scared stiff 'cause he talked as much as he did. 00:40:12.579 --> 00:40:13.997 align:center - I don't get it, Johnny. - Hey. 00:40:14.081 --> 00:40:15.624 align:center About these two other guys… 00:40:15.707 --> 00:40:18.043 align:center I'm looking up Kubrick's filmography. 00:40:18.836 --> 00:40:20.587 align:center Can you do it after the movie is over? 00:40:20.671 --> 00:40:22.965 align:center No, I wanna be able to contextualize as I go. 00:40:23.048 --> 00:40:25.133 align:center - This is one of his first features. - Yes, I know. 00:40:25.801 --> 00:40:26.927 align:center It's impressive. 00:40:28.512 --> 00:40:29.680 align:center It's fine, I guess. 00:40:31.640 --> 00:40:32.933 align:center It's fine, you guess? 00:40:33.016 --> 00:40:35.394 align:center - Dad. - It's The Killing. It's a masterpiece. 00:40:35.477 --> 00:40:38.272 align:center Which I'll never get to see if you don't press play. 00:40:40.399 --> 00:40:42.985 align:center I take it you'd rather not talk about… 00:40:44.987 --> 00:40:47.322 align:center - About Mom-gate? - Is that what we're calling it? 00:40:49.408 --> 00:40:50.409 align:center Dad. 00:40:50.492 --> 00:40:52.119 align:center It's just… I don't know. 00:40:52.202 --> 00:40:53.453 align:center It's just not very evocative. 00:40:53.537 --> 00:40:55.372 align:center Sorry, I haven't focus grouped it yet. 00:40:56.790 --> 00:40:58.417 align:center Can we just watch the movie? 00:41:01.587 --> 00:41:02.880 align:center Fine. 00:41:03.881 --> 00:41:06.508 align:center You mean there's gonna be two other guys in on the deal 00:41:06.592 --> 00:41:08.135 align:center and we ain't gonna know who they are? 00:41:08.218 --> 00:41:10.053 align:center That's right. You know who they are and… 00:41:15.642 --> 00:41:16.894 align:center This setup is insane. 00:41:17.603 --> 00:41:21.273 align:center Yeah. My dad likes to flex even when no one's looking. 00:41:22.691 --> 00:41:25.861 align:center Hey, Hunter. Good to see you, bud. 00:41:25.944 --> 00:41:26.945 align:center Hey. 00:41:28.739 --> 00:41:30.616 align:center Did you need something or… 00:41:30.699 --> 00:41:32.618 align:center Huh? No, no, no. No, I just heard the music. 00:41:32.701 --> 00:41:34.578 align:center It sounded nice. Wanted to see where it was coming from. 00:41:34.661 --> 00:41:36.663 align:center - You play really well. - Thanks. 00:41:36.747 --> 00:41:39.791 align:center You know, I play a pretty mean guitar if you ever feel like jamming. 00:41:41.418 --> 00:41:42.419 align:center Oh, shit. 00:41:43.170 --> 00:41:44.421 align:center Gotta tune these. 00:41:49.009 --> 00:41:51.845 align:center I'm gonna bounce and leave you guys to it. 00:41:52.471 --> 00:41:53.639 align:center Good to see you, pal. 00:41:58.393 --> 00:41:59.728 align:center Sorry about that. 00:42:00.521 --> 00:42:01.730 align:center Was he any good? 00:42:01.813 --> 00:42:03.857 align:center I don't know. I've never seen him play. 00:42:04.650 --> 00:42:06.902 align:center I feel bad for all these guitars wasting away. 00:42:06.985 --> 00:42:09.780 align:center You should see his fencing gear that he's used maybe, like, twice. 00:42:09.863 --> 00:42:13.283 align:center ADHD and an unlimited budget is a bad combination. 00:42:14.451 --> 00:42:16.161 align:center Well, my dad plays golf 00:42:16.245 --> 00:42:18.830 align:center and watches old movies till he falls asleep so… 00:42:18.914 --> 00:42:20.123 align:center That sounds awesome. 00:42:24.920 --> 00:42:26.338 align:center You always make me look so much-- 00:42:26.421 --> 00:42:28.549 align:center Cooler. Hotter. 00:42:39.685 --> 00:42:41.979 align:center You need to do something about that girlfriend. 00:42:49.403 --> 00:42:50.821 align:center Westmont PD. 00:42:53.115 --> 00:42:54.408 align:center Stay here. 00:43:07.421 --> 00:43:09.631 align:center Hands up! Hands up! 00:43:12.467 --> 00:43:13.844 align:center - Dad! - Andrew Cooper. 00:43:13.927 --> 00:43:17.264 align:center You are under arrest for breaking and entering and grand larceny. 00:43:19.600 --> 00:43:21.268 align:center It's not yours if you can't keep it. 00:43:48.545 --> 00:43:49.546 align:center Fuck. 00:44:00.974 --> 00:44:01.975 align:center Hey. 00:44:02.643 --> 00:44:03.644 align:center Hey. 00:44:04.353 --> 00:44:05.354 align:center Warm-up shot. 00:44:07.689 --> 00:44:08.815 align:center So… 00:44:09.650 --> 00:44:10.651 align:center did you come to play? 00:44:10.734 --> 00:44:12.444 align:center Yeah. Something like that. 00:44:13.028 --> 00:44:14.947 align:center All right. Lay it on me. 00:44:17.616 --> 00:44:18.951 align:center Well… 00:44:19.034 --> 00:44:22.246 align:center We're gonna need to set up four different shell companies. 00:44:22.329 --> 00:44:23.705 align:center Two overseas, two here. 00:44:23.789 --> 00:44:26.250 align:center And a handful of intermediary accounts. 00:44:26.333 --> 00:44:28.293 align:center Great. My guys can take care of all of that. 00:44:28.377 --> 00:44:29.962 align:center Well, I'll need to oversee it. 00:44:31.463 --> 00:44:33.215 align:center The Treasury Department doesn't have the resources 00:44:33.298 --> 00:44:34.591 align:center to scrutinize every transaction. 00:44:35.175 --> 00:44:38.095 align:center A billion dollars is not exactly gonna fly under the radar. 00:44:38.762 --> 00:44:40.514 align:center The number was 400 million. 00:44:40.597 --> 00:44:41.723 align:center Where did you get a billion? 00:44:42.432 --> 00:44:44.226 align:center A billion-one, actually… 00:44:44.893 --> 00:44:46.353 align:center The amount of money I invest 00:44:46.436 --> 00:44:49.106 align:center has to be less than 40% of money under my management 00:44:49.189 --> 00:44:51.441 align:center to avoid triggering a KYC check at Bailey's. 00:44:52.192 --> 00:44:54.278 align:center - KYC? - "Know Your Customer." 00:44:56.196 --> 00:44:58.949 align:center See, this is why I need you, 'cause you know all this shit. 00:44:59.533 --> 00:45:02.035 align:center So you kick back the 600 once we get into Excelsior, right? 00:45:02.119 --> 00:45:04.037 align:center - If we get into Excelsior. - Yeah. 00:45:04.121 --> 00:45:05.414 align:center We're getting in. 00:45:06.748 --> 00:45:09.084 align:center You know I take a 4% management fee. 00:45:10.586 --> 00:45:13.213 align:center Your fee is me not having you arrested. 00:45:13.797 --> 00:45:14.798 align:center Remember? 00:45:15.591 --> 00:45:17.176 align:center Come on. Let's get loaded. 00:45:17.259 --> 00:45:18.677 align:center Toast our new partnership. 00:45:19.428 --> 00:45:20.554 align:center It's not a partnership. 00:45:20.637 --> 00:45:22.139 align:center You're blackmailing me. 00:45:22.222 --> 00:45:24.224 align:center Two things can be true at the same time. 00:45:38.947 --> 00:45:41.074 align:center Hey! Hey! Hey! 00:45:41.742 --> 00:45:42.784 align:center Get outta here! 00:45:43.535 --> 00:45:44.745 align:center Shoo! Go on. 00:46:07.518 --> 00:46:08.727 align:center - Hi. - Hi. 00:46:08.810 --> 00:46:11.021 align:center You just… You left this over at my place. 00:46:15.901 --> 00:46:17.277 align:center What the… 00:46:17.361 --> 00:46:18.904 align:center What the fuck is this? 00:46:18.987 --> 00:46:20.197 align:center You're welcome. 00:46:47.641 --> 00:46:50.269 align:center - Hey, what's up? - I have our next house. 00:46:53.272 --> 00:46:55.774 align:center Yeah, I… Man, I don't think I can do it. 00:46:55.858 --> 00:46:57.734 align:center My back's been seizing up all week. 00:46:57.818 --> 00:46:59.194 align:center Come on, Coop. 00:46:59.278 --> 00:47:00.654 align:center I have a good window. 00:47:00.737 --> 00:47:03.657 align:center They're away for a week. Easy in, easy out. Just like Ashe. 00:47:03.740 --> 00:47:07.536 align:center Well, I was feeling better then, and now the pain's been pretty intense. 00:47:07.619 --> 00:47:10.497 align:center - So I don't think I can do it. - It's a good window, Coop. 00:47:10.581 --> 00:47:11.832 align:center I'm sure it is. 00:47:13.166 --> 00:47:14.293 align:center Okay. 00:47:15.794 --> 00:47:18.964 align:center Well, then how about you drive and I go in? 00:47:19.548 --> 00:47:20.966 align:center That's not how we do it. 00:47:21.049 --> 00:47:24.678 align:center Well, maybe we should change how we do it if your back is gonna be a problem. 00:47:24.761 --> 00:47:26.847 align:center It's… it's not a problem. 00:47:26.930 --> 00:47:28.056 align:center I just need a little time. 00:47:31.476 --> 00:47:32.477 align:center Okay. 00:47:33.312 --> 00:47:35.314 align:center - Feel better, viejo. - Thank you. 00:47:37.858 --> 00:47:39.902 align:center Jesus. Sneaking up. 00:47:39.985 --> 00:47:41.236 align:center Sorry. 00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:42.321 align:center Make some noise, you know, 00:47:42.404 --> 00:47:44.489 align:center or I'm gonna have to hang a bell around your neck. 00:47:47.576 --> 00:47:48.660 align:center Is your back bothering you? 00:47:48.744 --> 00:47:49.745 align:center Yeah. 00:47:53.373 --> 00:47:55.250 align:center Never get old, my friend. 00:47:57.669 --> 00:47:58.837 align:center Something on your mind? 00:47:58.921 --> 00:48:00.005 align:center Yeah. 00:48:01.673 --> 00:48:05.093 align:center I'm wondering how to write a breakup text. 00:48:05.677 --> 00:48:07.221 align:center That's easy. You don't. 00:48:08.222 --> 00:48:10.140 align:center Breaking up should always be done in person. 00:48:10.224 --> 00:48:12.142 align:center - Always? - Yes. 00:48:12.226 --> 00:48:13.727 align:center Whether you're dating or you're breaking up, 00:48:13.810 --> 00:48:15.270 align:center the rules are the same. 00:48:15.979 --> 00:48:17.564 align:center - What rules? - Don't be a dick. 00:48:18.565 --> 00:48:20.943 align:center It'd be so much easier just to write a text. 00:48:21.026 --> 00:48:22.861 align:center Yeah, I'm sure it would. 00:48:25.989 --> 00:48:27.199 align:center Something happen? 00:48:27.950 --> 00:48:28.951 align:center Yeah. 00:48:29.910 --> 00:48:31.161 align:center What's her name? 00:48:32.412 --> 00:48:33.455 align:center Delilah. 00:48:36.166 --> 00:48:38.043 align:center Ashe's daughter, huh? 00:48:38.126 --> 00:48:39.127 align:center Yeah. 00:48:40.587 --> 00:48:42.047 align:center Yeah, she's pretty cool. 00:48:44.216 --> 00:48:47.386 align:center Well, you gotta deal with Morgan first. 00:48:47.469 --> 00:48:48.762 align:center In person. 00:48:49.346 --> 00:48:50.639 align:center Okay. 00:48:50.722 --> 00:48:52.224 align:center Then see what's up. 00:48:53.934 --> 00:48:55.143 align:center All right, well, good talk. 00:48:56.186 --> 00:48:57.187 align:center You want a beer? 00:48:58.480 --> 00:48:59.481 align:center - Yeah. - No. 00:49:00.315 --> 00:49:02.693 align:center Nice try. But you can get me one. 00:49:02.776 --> 00:49:03.986 align:center Okay. 00:49:05.529 --> 00:49:06.655 align:center Thank you. 00:49:58.957 --> 00:50:01.376 align:center We're looking for a different fee structure, okay? 00:50:02.002 --> 00:50:04.838 align:center Listen, I sat on your side of the table long enough to know when it's bullshit. 00:50:11.303 --> 00:50:14.640 align:center Nothing beats the thrill of hitting the street with a big chunk of change. 00:50:16.433 --> 00:50:18.852 align:center Even when the change in question isn't yours… 00:50:18.936 --> 00:50:19.937 align:center Hey, Coop. How are you? 00:50:20.020 --> 00:50:22.147 align:center …and you're hitting the street under duress. 00:50:23.315 --> 00:50:25.108 align:center I was the toast of the town. 00:50:27.110 --> 00:50:28.737 align:center Everyone singing for their supper 00:50:28.820 --> 00:50:30.072 align:center while they paid for mine. 00:50:31.490 --> 00:50:33.700 align:center Don't waste your time chasing Medallion. 00:50:33.784 --> 00:50:35.827 align:center Roanoke outpaced them two years straight. 00:50:36.495 --> 00:50:38.330 align:center And here I thought Roanoke was a closed fund. 00:50:38.872 --> 00:50:40.207 align:center For some people. 00:50:40.290 --> 00:50:43.544 align:center It was surreal, really, how fast I could slip back into it. 00:50:44.545 --> 00:50:46.797 align:center The patter, the ball-busting, the bullshit. 00:50:48.549 --> 00:50:51.552 align:center And I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a part of me that had missed it. 00:50:51.635 --> 00:50:54.763 align:center Because this… I knew how to do this. 00:50:55.389 --> 00:50:56.390 align:center Bullshit. 00:50:56.473 --> 00:51:00.018 align:center We can… We wanna be in the Andrew Cooper business long-term. 00:51:00.102 --> 00:51:01.395 align:center But what about the fee structure? 00:51:01.478 --> 00:51:03.814 align:center We can talk about a cap for the first two years. 00:51:03.897 --> 00:51:06.149 align:center Well, it was great catching up, Coop. 00:51:06.233 --> 00:51:07.693 align:center I knew you'd be back. 00:51:07.776 --> 00:51:09.236 align:center It was just a question of when. 00:51:09.319 --> 00:51:10.404 align:center I don't believe you. 00:51:10.487 --> 00:51:12.114 align:center The game hadn't changed. 00:51:12.197 --> 00:51:13.198 align:center It never does. 00:51:13.991 --> 00:51:17.160 align:center And I had to remind myself that I was here to play a different one. 00:51:18.120 --> 00:51:20.247 align:center And that game was just getting started.