WEBVTT 00:12.971 --> 00:14.306 Yeah, I got it. 00:14.389 --> 00:17.643 This is my favorite part. I just fucking love this. 00:17.726 --> 00:18.727 I'm coming up. 00:19.394 --> 00:21.021 You know what strikes me when I watch this? 00:21.688 --> 00:22.940 I mean, apart from the obvious. 00:23.023 --> 00:25.567 I mean, what the fuck, right? 00:26.318 --> 00:28.987 No, what strikes me is how you're moving. 00:29.571 --> 00:32.323 You're not sneaking around. You're not rushing through it. 00:32.406 --> 00:34.368 Cool as the other side of the pillow, man. 00:35.202 --> 00:37.371 - You're a pro. - Well, if I was such a pro, 00:37.454 --> 00:39.039 you wouldn't have that video there, would you? 00:39.122 --> 00:41.542 Yeah, well, don't beat yourself up. 00:42.334 --> 00:44.127 My security system isn't installed yet, 00:44.211 --> 00:47.005 but I always plant a few hardwired i-PROs around the house. 00:47.548 --> 00:49.716 I deal with a lot of dangerous people, 00:49.800 --> 00:55.347 and I've cultivated a level of paranoia that most people would find excessive. 00:56.014 --> 00:57.015 Please sit. 00:59.309 --> 01:00.477 I can explain. 01:00.561 --> 01:01.937 Can you really? 01:05.774 --> 01:08.068 Is this a Thomas Crown Affair kind of thing? 01:08.735 --> 01:12.239 Rich guy, so bored with his life, he risks it all just to feel alive? 01:13.073 --> 01:15.158 Well, let's be honest, you're not that rich. 01:15.242 --> 01:17.744 I mean, this place… any of it legit? 01:17.828 --> 01:19.246 You managing some money? 01:19.329 --> 01:21.123 Just trying to dig myself out. 01:21.206 --> 01:23.166 Well, look, man, no judgment here. 01:23.250 --> 01:25.043 I like a guy who colors outside the lines. 01:25.127 --> 01:26.378 I appreciate that. 01:27.212 --> 01:28.463 But look… 01:29.798 --> 01:31.758 I just got to tell ya, I'm really sorry about this. 01:31.842 --> 01:33.093 It's nothing personal, you know. 01:33.177 --> 01:34.928 I just figured you'd never miss it. 01:35.012 --> 01:36.555 The thing is, that's where you're wrong. 01:37.681 --> 01:41.852 See, 'cause that book isn't just a first edition Wharton in mint condition… 01:43.270 --> 01:44.938 it was a gift from my wife. 01:45.606 --> 01:48.609 And it means more to me than I could ever explain. 01:50.903 --> 01:52.446 I assume you still have it? 01:55.199 --> 01:56.533 Not exactly. 01:57.743 --> 01:59.536 I'm gonna need that book back, Coop. 02:04.958 --> 02:06.335 I'm late for a meeting. 02:07.961 --> 02:11.798 So, to be clear, you're not gonna turn me in? 02:15.552 --> 02:17.930 How about you just worry about getting that book back? 03:54.568 --> 03:56.111 Please rise. 03:57.529 --> 03:59.031 I hereby declare, on oath… 03:59.114 --> 04:01.200 I hereby declare, on oath… 04:01.283 --> 04:03.702 …that I absolutely and entirely… 04:03.785 --> 04:07.247 …that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure 04:07.331 --> 04:11.627 all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, 04:11.710 --> 04:13.629 - state or sovereignty… - So help me God. 04:13.712 --> 04:15.130 So help me God. 04:16.005 --> 04:17.423 Congratulations, citizens. 04:43.200 --> 04:45.202 - Good morning. - I'm late. 04:46.495 --> 04:47.496 You look nice. 04:47.579 --> 04:50.624 Oh, yeah? I was worried that this blazer screams, 04:50.707 --> 04:52.751 "My brother doesn't think I can handle this job." 04:53.335 --> 04:54.878 So yes to still mad? 04:54.962 --> 04:56.797 I… Let's not do this right now, huh? 04:56.880 --> 04:58.465 I didn't say you couldn't handle the job. 04:58.549 --> 05:00.092 And I didn't say I was still mad. 05:00.175 --> 05:01.468 - Ali, wait. - I gotta go. 05:03.011 --> 05:04.388 How are you getting there? 05:07.182 --> 05:10.018 If you take me, I will consider forgiving you. 05:32.916 --> 05:35.544 You go ahead, you fake fucking bitch. 05:42.509 --> 05:43.760 Mel Cooper? 05:43.844 --> 05:45.345 You recognized me. 05:46.346 --> 05:48.223 - Of course. - How are you, Jeff? 05:48.307 --> 05:50.475 God, you look exactly the same. 05:51.643 --> 05:54.062 Well, must be that portrait tucked in my attic. 05:56.356 --> 05:57.983 I wish I had one of those. 05:58.692 --> 06:00.068 To what do I owe the pleasure? 06:01.612 --> 06:03.655 You know, you saw my daughter recently. 06:03.739 --> 06:04.865 - Tori. - Yes. 06:04.948 --> 06:07.075 - Bright kid. - Yeah, a little too bright sometimes. 06:08.577 --> 06:10.829 She did call our interview "pro forma." 06:10.913 --> 06:11.955 God, I'm so sorry. 06:12.039 --> 06:15.876 You know, she has just not really been herself. 06:17.044 --> 06:18.170 To be honest, we've just… 06:20.172 --> 06:21.924 been going through some stuff at home. 06:24.760 --> 06:25.802 Are you okay? 06:29.389 --> 06:31.350 Do you mind if I come in for a minute? 06:32.226 --> 06:34.269 - Yeah, sure. Come on in. - I'm not bothering you? 06:34.353 --> 06:35.896 No, not at all. Come on in. 06:35.979 --> 06:38.315 - Thank you so much. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 06:40.442 --> 06:42.110 Okay, first day of school. 06:47.115 --> 06:48.283 My God. 06:50.827 --> 06:52.329 Private school kids make me nervous. 06:52.913 --> 06:54.164 Come on. They're gonna love you. 06:54.915 --> 06:56.333 Well, of course they're gonna love me. 06:56.416 --> 06:57.668 Everyone loves me. 06:57.751 --> 06:59.378 I'm worried I'm gonna hate them. 07:00.087 --> 07:01.171 That's the spirit. 07:03.215 --> 07:04.299 Thanks for the ride. 07:04.383 --> 07:05.384 Yeah. 07:06.385 --> 07:07.469 Be nice. 07:11.515 --> 07:12.516 Coffee. 07:13.642 --> 07:14.768 Thank you. 07:25.863 --> 07:27.322 But… I don't know. 07:30.033 --> 07:31.243 Dad's here. 07:33.996 --> 07:35.956 Disappointment tour, round two. 07:37.708 --> 07:38.709 Good luck. 07:47.259 --> 07:48.260 Good morning. 07:48.886 --> 07:50.679 - You look tired. - Thanks. 07:51.305 --> 07:52.306 Hey, hey, hey. 07:54.183 --> 07:55.350 My mind's made up, Dad. 07:56.101 --> 07:58.103 I'm not trying to change it. 07:58.187 --> 07:59.188 Really? 08:01.440 --> 08:02.983 I just wish you'd walk me through it. 08:04.193 --> 08:05.485 Get some sleep, Dad. 08:16.455 --> 08:17.456 Okay. 08:19.875 --> 08:21.543 Everything looks good. 08:23.378 --> 08:24.505 It… It does? 08:25.923 --> 08:27.799 I take it this pregnancy wasn't planned? 08:27.883 --> 08:29.593 - Definitely not, no. - Yeah, no. 08:31.094 --> 08:33.263 Wait, why? Does the baby look poorly planned? 08:33.347 --> 08:34.847 The baby's fine. 08:34.932 --> 08:36.933 It's just that you're at the end of your first trimester. 08:37.017 --> 08:38.727 Normally, you would have come in sooner. 08:38.809 --> 08:40.938 Yeah, I guess we just figured we were safe, 08:41.020 --> 08:44.191 you know, with my geriatric uterus. 08:44.274 --> 08:46.693 The updated term is "advanced maternal age." 08:46.777 --> 08:49.154 - That's not much better. - Grace, let me assure you, 08:49.238 --> 08:51.615 you have the uterus of a 25-year-old. 08:51.698 --> 08:53.283 - Just like your ass. - Okay. 08:53.367 --> 08:55.953 Hey, doc, there's just the one in there, right? 08:56.036 --> 08:58.413 - Are you serious right now? - I'm just asking, all right. 08:58.497 --> 09:00.123 I've had enough surprises lately. 09:01.458 --> 09:03.377 What other surprises have you had? 09:04.962 --> 09:06.672 Well, isn't this enough? 09:07.965 --> 09:09.424 Feeling okay, Mr. Choi? 09:10.050 --> 09:11.301 Looking a bit pale. 09:12.261 --> 09:13.554 Yeah, you wanna lie down, hon? 09:13.637 --> 09:15.973 I know how exhausting this must be for you. 09:17.432 --> 09:18.433 Thanks. I'm fine. 09:19.184 --> 09:22.479 Okay. So, music. Let's talk about it. 09:24.690 --> 09:26.149 What's music about for you guys? 09:30.612 --> 09:33.532 Think of the songs that really made you feel something. 09:35.534 --> 09:38.787 Or what… The ones that really hit you. 09:40.581 --> 09:42.624 Why did they hit you the way that they did? 09:43.208 --> 09:45.919 Was it the lyrics? Was it the melody? 09:46.420 --> 09:48.213 The rhythm? The bass? 09:48.297 --> 09:50.591 Come on, guys, there's, like, no wrong answers here. 09:58.056 --> 09:59.975 Yes. Yes, go ahead. 10:00.601 --> 10:02.436 You're supposed to be teaching us chord progressions. 10:02.519 --> 10:03.896 Oh, yeah. Well, we'll get to that. 10:03.979 --> 10:09.943 I just… I don't want this class to just be about music theory. 10:11.612 --> 10:13.488 I mean, it's literally called Music Theory. 10:13.572 --> 10:14.823 Seriously? 10:14.907 --> 10:16.450 I mean, you do know chord progressions, right? 10:16.533 --> 10:18.368 Yeah, of course I know chord progressions. 10:23.165 --> 10:24.166 Okay. 10:26.585 --> 10:29.880 How about a simple 1-4-5 chord progression in D major? 10:31.006 --> 10:32.216 I will start. 10:32.299 --> 10:36.887 I'll play you the chords and then you guys can play them back to me. 10:36.970 --> 10:38.222 Sound good? 10:38.847 --> 10:40.015 Cool. Okay, great. 10:40.098 --> 10:41.725 So it starts on D. 10:43.310 --> 10:44.895 And then it goes to G. 10:45.437 --> 10:47.272 Spying on your senior crush? 10:47.356 --> 10:48.440 Oh, hey. 10:50.317 --> 10:52.069 Oh, no. That's… That's my aunt. 10:52.152 --> 10:53.612 She got the gig? 10:53.695 --> 10:54.988 Yeah, it's her first day. 10:55.697 --> 10:56.698 Cool. 10:57.324 --> 10:59.409 So why are we spying on her? 11:00.160 --> 11:01.161 I'm not. 11:02.037 --> 11:04.831 I mean, it's a thing with Ali. 11:04.915 --> 11:06.959 She kind of marches to her own beat. 11:07.042 --> 11:08.293 So do you, right? 11:09.711 --> 11:11.171 It's not the same thing. 11:12.130 --> 11:14.508 I guess music runs in the family, huh? 11:14.591 --> 11:16.760 Not mine. My dad thinks he's a musician, 11:16.844 --> 11:19.179 but he thinks he's a lot of things that he isn't. 11:19.930 --> 11:20.973 He seems pretty cool. 11:21.056 --> 11:22.558 Yeah? He's not. 11:29.565 --> 11:30.566 Hey. 11:35.529 --> 11:37.823 - You should come over sometime. - Yeah? 11:37.906 --> 11:40.117 The house has this recording studio in the basement. 11:40.200 --> 11:41.869 My dad outfitted the whole thing. 11:42.744 --> 11:44.496 - Cool. Yeah. - So you'll come? 11:46.456 --> 11:48.333 Jesus, Hunter, it's just hanging out. 11:48.417 --> 11:49.877 It doesn't mean we're engaged. 11:54.882 --> 11:56.758 The Wharton book. I need it back. 11:57.759 --> 11:59.511 Sure. Can I see your library card? 11:59.595 --> 12:01.096 Lu, come on. 12:01.180 --> 12:03.015 Why would you possibly need it back? 12:03.098 --> 12:04.516 Not me, the owner. 12:06.143 --> 12:07.936 You got caught. 12:08.604 --> 12:10.856 Yeah, it's a long story, but it's all good. 12:10.939 --> 12:13.275 I just… He just wants it back. 12:13.358 --> 12:14.860 Well, he can't have it. 12:14.943 --> 12:16.236 Why the hell not? 12:17.654 --> 12:19.907 There was a dog market in Buda only once. 12:21.533 --> 12:22.784 I don't know what that means. 12:22.868 --> 12:25.746 It means that's not how this works. 12:26.371 --> 12:28.207 The book's gone. Sold to a collector. 12:28.749 --> 12:30.792 What are you talking about? You had it for, like, two days. 12:30.876 --> 12:32.794 I'm good at my job. Sue me. 12:32.878 --> 12:34.213 - Well, can you get it back? - No. 12:34.296 --> 12:36.632 - Why not? - Because that is not how this works. 12:36.715 --> 12:39.134 - Yeah, you said that already. - Apparently it bears repeating. 12:39.718 --> 12:41.386 Well, can you put me in touch with the buyer? 12:41.970 --> 12:43.722 You are kidding, right? 12:44.431 --> 12:46.975 You got caught, Coop. You think I want any part of that? 12:47.059 --> 12:48.685 Lu, come on. If I don't get that book back, 12:48.769 --> 12:49.978 he's gonna call the cops. 12:50.062 --> 12:51.813 Nah. Just make another deal with him. 12:51.897 --> 12:53.565 No, that's not how this works. 12:57.194 --> 12:58.820 Please, Lu. Please. 13:05.118 --> 13:07.204 I'll make the call, but that's all I can do. 13:07.746 --> 13:08.789 How much is in there? 13:08.872 --> 13:10.457 The hundred grand you gave me for it. 13:10.541 --> 13:13.085 That's not gonna cut it. I sold it for two. 13:13.168 --> 13:15.379 It's called turning a profit, Mr. Money Whiz. 13:16.380 --> 13:18.090 I don't have $200,000 lying around. 13:18.173 --> 13:20.050 You're probably gonna need closer to three. 13:20.133 --> 13:23.136 - Jesus Christ. - Like I said, good at my job. 13:24.012 --> 13:25.222 At least one of us is. 13:27.391 --> 13:29.685 Whenever you're ready. Action! 13:29.768 --> 13:33.230 I'm your man Nick Brandes, and this is Off Brandes. 13:33.313 --> 13:35.482 The Triple Double's latest greatest segment 13:35.566 --> 13:39.820 where we rank the biggest air balls of the week on and off the court. 13:39.903 --> 13:41.947 If anyone's had an off-brand moment, 13:42.030 --> 13:43.323 I'm here for it. 13:43.407 --> 13:44.408 Let's go. 13:48.620 --> 13:50.372 All right, A-cam, make sure you follow him. 13:53.000 --> 13:54.293 He's on fire, man. 14:02.509 --> 14:04.178 When he goes for the spin, try and go in close. 14:10.851 --> 14:13.604 - Yeah, it's gonna look sick! - Okay, that's a wrap. 14:14.813 --> 14:16.273 You missed the walk-through. 14:16.356 --> 14:18.025 Shit. That was today? 14:18.108 --> 14:20.652 Yeah, it's been on your calendar 14:20.736 --> 14:22.446 long before this shoot was. 14:24.239 --> 14:26.992 This gym expansion has to be a priority, Nick. 14:27.075 --> 14:28.619 Your people should have checked with me. 14:28.702 --> 14:30.370 No, no, it's on me. 14:30.454 --> 14:32.664 With escrow closing on the new house and now the show, 14:32.748 --> 14:34.416 I haven't been paying attention. I… 14:35.584 --> 14:36.585 Sorry. 14:36.668 --> 14:39.546 Hey, never apologize for working hard. 14:40.047 --> 14:41.089 All right? 14:41.173 --> 14:42.758 Former athletes have a window. 14:42.841 --> 14:44.051 You're in yours. 14:45.677 --> 14:48.931 You can't be expected to be across every detail of your business. 14:49.014 --> 14:50.015 That's why you pay me. 14:50.933 --> 14:52.059 Power of attorney? 14:53.060 --> 14:55.437 Yeah, yeah. It's just so I can keep the gyms on track 14:55.521 --> 14:57.981 while you're becoming America's most beloved sports personality. 14:59.399 --> 15:02.152 - Should I have my lawyer review this? - I already sent it over to Doug. 15:02.236 --> 15:04.071 It's boilerplate. He's fine with it. 15:04.154 --> 15:05.364 You got a pen? 15:05.447 --> 15:06.448 Okay. 15:15.207 --> 15:16.250 Everything okay? 15:16.333 --> 15:18.210 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why wouldn't it be? 15:18.752 --> 15:20.879 I don't know. You just seem kind of nervous. 15:21.713 --> 15:22.923 I'm always nervous, Nick. 15:23.006 --> 15:24.591 No, more than usual I mean. 15:29.263 --> 15:30.472 Well, actually… 15:31.849 --> 15:32.891 Grace is pregnant. 15:35.310 --> 15:37.396 - Get the fuck out of here. - Yeah. 15:37.479 --> 15:38.981 - You serious? - I am. 15:39.064 --> 15:40.566 - Congrats, my man. - Thanks. 15:40.649 --> 15:41.859 Thank you… Thank you. 15:41.942 --> 15:43.527 I thought you were getting yourself snipped. 15:43.610 --> 15:45.028 I was. I was. 15:45.529 --> 15:46.738 I missed the appointment. 15:46.822 --> 15:49.199 And I hadn't gotten around to rescheduling it yet, so… 15:49.283 --> 15:50.284 - Okay. - Yeah. 15:51.326 --> 15:53.829 Well, fuck it, let's toast. 15:53.912 --> 15:55.205 Okay, yeah. 15:56.540 --> 15:58.625 Here we go for you. 15:58.709 --> 16:02.296 That is two, and three kids. 16:02.379 --> 16:03.380 - You… - Yeah. 16:03.463 --> 16:05.424 Yep. I know that's an accident. 16:06.675 --> 16:07.843 But you know what? 16:08.802 --> 16:10.179 To happy accidents. 16:14.933 --> 16:15.934 What? 16:16.018 --> 16:18.645 What… What the hell is that? 16:19.188 --> 16:21.023 That's my next endorsement deal. 16:21.106 --> 16:23.859 It's called Straight Shot Nonalcoholic Whiskey. 16:25.694 --> 16:27.029 That's a terrible idea. 16:28.697 --> 16:30.032 Have you already committed? 16:30.115 --> 16:31.450 - Not yet. - Don't. 16:31.533 --> 16:34.494 Why not? You get the experience without the poison. 16:34.578 --> 16:35.579 Nick, 16:36.079 --> 16:38.999 the poison is the experience, okay? 16:41.460 --> 16:42.628 Tor? 16:42.711 --> 16:43.962 In here. 16:44.046 --> 16:45.255 You're home. 16:47.799 --> 16:49.218 What does that smell like to you? 16:49.801 --> 16:51.720 - Mom. - It smells like dog piss. 16:51.803 --> 16:52.971 Yeah. 16:53.055 --> 16:55.140 I'm gonna kill that damn dog. 16:55.224 --> 16:56.350 Nice, Mom. 16:56.433 --> 16:58.185 Well, I don't mean literally. 17:02.731 --> 17:04.107 Why are you all dressed up? 17:05.483 --> 17:06.484 Am I? 17:15.160 --> 17:18.497 So, listen, and please don't be mad. 17:18.579 --> 17:19.873 Not a great start. 17:23.001 --> 17:26.088 I was able to make some calls, 17:26.839 --> 17:29.466 and Princeton is still on the table. 17:31.301 --> 17:32.302 I'm sorry, what? 17:34.137 --> 17:36.014 I got them to reject your rejection. 17:39.768 --> 17:41.979 - Un-fucking-believable. - It doesn't mean you have to go. 17:42.062 --> 17:44.189 - It just means you have options. - You don't know when to stop. 17:44.273 --> 17:45.566 And options are good. 17:46.984 --> 17:47.985 Okay. 17:49.194 --> 17:50.404 I'll just decline again. 17:54.241 --> 17:56.785 Not unless that's the last time you want to see your phone. 17:58.036 --> 17:59.079 I'm 18, Mom. 17:59.162 --> 18:00.789 - And on the family plan. - Dad's plan. 18:00.873 --> 18:02.374 He feels the same way I do. 18:03.166 --> 18:04.793 Right, well, this is my life. 18:08.088 --> 18:10.132 Then why don't you tell me what you wanna do with it? 18:10.215 --> 18:12.259 I want to figure it out for myself. 18:14.011 --> 18:16.013 I know that technically you're an adult, 18:16.513 --> 18:18.932 but your prefrontal cortex is not fully developed 18:19.016 --> 18:20.642 until you're about 26 years old, so-- 18:20.726 --> 18:21.977 Don't-- Okay, don't do that. 18:22.060 --> 18:25.522 - You are not my therapist. - No, but I see plenty of kids your age. 18:25.606 --> 18:26.857 Not anymore you don't. 18:30.360 --> 18:31.945 What do you even do all day? 18:33.822 --> 18:36.533 I don't think it's me you're really mad at. 18:36.617 --> 18:38.452 Yeah, no, it's a hundred-percent you. 18:39.077 --> 18:41.371 I told Daddy you were doing this to punish both of us. 18:41.455 --> 18:44.166 I… I guess I was wrong. I guess it's just me. 18:45.125 --> 18:46.126 Right. 18:47.044 --> 18:49.671 Or have you considered the mind-blowing possibility 18:49.755 --> 18:51.465 that not everything is about you? 18:51.548 --> 18:53.675 You just told me it was 100% about me. 18:53.759 --> 18:56.803 God. Jesus Christ, Mom. That was about not respecting my choices. 18:56.887 --> 19:00.224 Oh, my God. I am trying so hard not to disrespect your choices. 19:00.307 --> 19:02.226 Good. Because I think you lost that right 19:02.309 --> 19:05.270 when you chose to attack your husband's ex-lover and get fired. 19:06.563 --> 19:09.650 You keep trying to shove me into making the same decisions you made, 19:09.733 --> 19:11.235 but I look at you, 19:11.318 --> 19:14.279 and all I can think is why the fuck would I wanna be like you? 19:38.262 --> 19:40.639 Surprise! 19:43.725 --> 19:45.853 You trying to give me a heart attack or what? 19:45.936 --> 19:47.896 That's what you get for letting me sleep on your couch. 19:47.980 --> 19:50.274 Give it up for our brand new gringa! 19:55.028 --> 19:56.029 Let's dance! 20:12.880 --> 20:13.881 Hey. 20:17.176 --> 20:18.177 What? 20:19.469 --> 20:20.637 You look terrible. 20:20.721 --> 20:21.930 Okay. Careful. 20:22.014 --> 20:24.808 - A lot of people end up dead around me. - Now I gotta watch myself, don't I? 20:24.892 --> 20:26.768 - Which shithole are you taking me to? - Martine's. 20:26.852 --> 20:28.812 Supposed to be the hottest place in town. 20:28.896 --> 20:29.897 What? Was that a mistake? 20:29.980 --> 20:31.899 I'm just trying to keep a low profile. 20:31.982 --> 20:34.193 - Right. You're embarrassed of me. - Martine's is very… 20:34.276 --> 20:35.360 - What? No. - I'm joking. 20:35.444 --> 20:36.945 Come on, Sam. I get it. You were shunned. 20:37.029 --> 20:38.697 - Shunned is a strong word. - And you don't wanna 20:38.780 --> 20:41.450 - walk right into the belly of the beast. - I like "persona non grata." Exactly. 20:41.533 --> 20:42.993 - I know just the place. - Great. 21:00.219 --> 21:01.220 Lu? 21:01.303 --> 21:02.888 The buyer's agreed to meet. 21:02.971 --> 21:05.807 Lunch tomorrow. I'll send you the address. 21:05.891 --> 21:06.892 Okay, great. 21:06.975 --> 21:08.894 - Thank you. - You wanna thank me? 21:09.603 --> 21:10.812 Don't look like an amateur. 21:10.896 --> 21:13.482 If you look like an amateur, I look like an amateur. 21:14.650 --> 21:15.776 Okay. 21:15.859 --> 21:18.654 It's not okay. I have a reputation to worry about. 21:20.489 --> 21:22.157 Coop, you there? 21:22.241 --> 21:25.827 Yeah, I'm here. Don't look like an amateur, got it. 21:25.911 --> 21:27.037 You got the cash? 21:28.622 --> 21:29.623 I'm about to. 21:30.374 --> 21:31.708 God help us. 21:31.792 --> 21:34.545 Hey, listen. I know this isn't just business as usual for you, 21:34.628 --> 21:37.548 so I just wanted to say thank you and I really apprecia… 21:39.508 --> 21:41.009 You're gone, aren't you? 21:42.094 --> 21:43.303 She's not there. 21:47.766 --> 21:49.351 - Hey. - Hi. 21:49.852 --> 21:51.854 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 21:53.981 --> 21:55.148 Goodness. 21:55.232 --> 21:56.650 - How does it feel? - I don't know. 21:56.733 --> 21:58.777 Like… it's nice to finally feel like I belong. 21:58.861 --> 22:01.113 - You know? - Yes. I got you something. 22:03.824 --> 22:05.868 Shut up. 22:05.951 --> 22:08.871 No. I told you not to steal one of these for me. 22:08.954 --> 22:10.789 Come on. I wouldn't steal a gift. 22:10.873 --> 22:14.042 I bought it at the store like a person. 22:20.257 --> 22:22.009 You went to Cartier for me? 22:26.889 --> 22:28.557 Well, it's very basic rich bitch. 22:28.640 --> 22:31.685 Well, there's a gift receipt in the box if you wanna exchange it. 22:31.768 --> 22:32.895 I would never. 22:36.440 --> 22:37.983 Thanks, Coop. 22:38.066 --> 22:39.443 This means the world. 22:40.444 --> 22:41.570 So now what? 22:41.653 --> 22:44.781 Well, I'm already working on getting my parents here. 22:44.865 --> 22:46.325 I even hired a lawyer and everything. 22:46.408 --> 22:47.784 That's terrific. Good for you. 22:47.868 --> 22:50.829 I just have to prove that I make enough money to support them both, 22:50.913 --> 22:53.332 which is not gonna happen on my housekeeper salary. 22:53.415 --> 22:58.295 So I'm still very much into doing the thing that we're definitely not doing. 23:00.506 --> 23:02.174 I'm gonna need every dime I can get. 23:04.510 --> 23:08.138 Well, speaking of, I think Barney's got us sorted out. 23:08.722 --> 23:09.723 Really? 23:10.224 --> 23:13.727 Can you explain to me again how my money is gonna grow in Nick's gyms? 23:14.937 --> 23:16.605 No, not really. 23:16.688 --> 23:20.192 In fact, it will probably get smaller, but at least it will look legit 23:20.943 --> 23:22.027 according to the IRS. 23:22.110 --> 23:23.529 Fucking America, man. 23:24.238 --> 23:25.364 Tell me about it. 23:28.742 --> 23:30.619 - So, what's up? - What are you talking about? 23:32.037 --> 23:33.872 You didn't come all this way just to give me this. 23:33.956 --> 23:35.040 Come on. 23:41.129 --> 23:43.340 How many times do you become a United States citizen? 23:44.383 --> 23:46.009 I figured it was worth the drive. 23:48.595 --> 23:49.930 Don't get soft on me now, Coop. 23:50.013 --> 23:51.431 That's not gonna happen. 23:56.186 --> 23:57.646 Okay, I'm gonna go back in. 23:57.729 --> 23:59.273 Okay, enjoy yourself. 23:59.773 --> 24:01.400 - Thanks again. - You're welcome. 24:11.159 --> 24:13.036 You take all your dates here? 24:14.246 --> 24:17.124 Historically, the women I've dated would probably not appreciate 24:17.207 --> 24:19.585 the pleasures of a pizza joint. 24:19.668 --> 24:21.128 You need to date different people. 24:21.211 --> 24:22.713 Yeah, I'm trying. Cheers. 24:24.047 --> 24:25.048 Cheers. 24:26.258 --> 24:28.177 All right. So tell me about yourself. 24:28.260 --> 24:29.261 Where are you from? 24:29.344 --> 24:30.596 South Boston. 24:30.679 --> 24:32.431 Wow, really? A Southie? 24:32.514 --> 24:33.807 How'd you lose the accent? 24:33.891 --> 24:37.561 Years of practicing in front of the mirror trying to sound like Molly Ringwald. 24:40.063 --> 24:41.648 - You were driven. - I was. 24:41.732 --> 24:43.317 Booked it out of there as fast as I could. 24:44.193 --> 24:46.028 Yeah, but it stays with you, doesn't it? 24:46.111 --> 24:48.906 I mean, no matter how much money I make, the Westmonts of the world 24:48.989 --> 24:50.866 always make me feel like the kid with the stinky lunch. 24:50.949 --> 24:52.492 Tell me about it. 24:52.576 --> 24:56.038 I thought I was in, and then, you know, one wrong move and I'm out again. 24:56.121 --> 24:57.623 Yeah, one wrong move. 24:57.706 --> 25:00.125 - Yeah, well. - Well, that's a spectacular undersell. 25:00.209 --> 25:02.211 It's not like you used the wrong fork for your salad. 25:02.294 --> 25:04.463 Look, I'm not saying I don't deserve it. 25:04.546 --> 25:06.006 Mistakes were made. 25:06.632 --> 25:08.967 You know, I was… I was under duress. 25:09.843 --> 25:11.512 Is that an explanation or an excuse? 25:12.179 --> 25:13.680 Can it be both? 25:13.764 --> 25:15.057 Whatever gets me the second date. 25:16.266 --> 25:19.770 - All right, here you go. - You are not ready for this. 25:19.853 --> 25:20.896 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 25:20.979 --> 25:22.105 All right. 25:22.689 --> 25:23.815 After you. 25:28.612 --> 25:30.280 - Oh, my God. - How fucking good is that? 25:30.364 --> 25:31.532 - Oh, my God. - Right? 25:31.615 --> 25:33.200 My work takes me all over the world. 25:33.283 --> 25:35.994 And everywhere I go, I always find a little hole-in-the-wall pizza joint 25:36.078 --> 25:37.412 'cause they always have the best slices. 25:37.496 --> 25:41.124 Speaking of which, you haven't told me what it is you do. 25:41.959 --> 25:42.960 Yeah, it's boring. 25:43.544 --> 25:46.255 Also, in European culture, it's considered gauche to even ask. 25:46.797 --> 25:49.174 Well, we're in Westchester, so you're shit out of luck. 25:50.259 --> 25:51.510 I own a shipping company. 25:54.179 --> 25:55.556 Would you like to elaborate? 25:55.639 --> 25:57.391 What is it that you do with the shipping company? 25:57.474 --> 25:59.685 We have… We have container ships, 25:59.768 --> 26:02.020 and we move merchandise from point A to point B. 26:03.772 --> 26:05.399 - That's it? - That's it. 26:05.482 --> 26:06.608 That's it? 26:06.692 --> 26:08.443 - That's it? - It's exciting, right? 26:08.944 --> 26:11.196 - You have so much money. - I have a lot of ships. 26:12.865 --> 26:15.951 Okay, so you're either being evasive, or it really is that boring. 26:16.827 --> 26:17.828 Can it be both? 26:17.911 --> 26:19.204 Touché. 26:19.288 --> 26:20.497 All right. Enough about me. 26:20.581 --> 26:21.915 Walk me through it. 26:21.999 --> 26:25.919 How does the hottest girl in South Boston end up in Westmont Village? 26:26.879 --> 26:28.672 You know, I wasn't the hottest girl in South Boston. 26:28.755 --> 26:30.299 - That was Heather Burns. - Come on. 26:30.382 --> 26:32.217 - Heather Burns. - Yes. Heather Burns. 26:32.301 --> 26:33.468 Where is she now? 26:33.552 --> 26:35.554 - Still there, teaching middle school. - Yeah? 26:35.637 --> 26:37.306 Oh, respect. Okay. 26:37.389 --> 26:39.683 - How's she looking? - She is still hot. 26:39.766 --> 26:41.810 - Would you like her number? - You're just being nice. No, no. 26:41.894 --> 26:44.188 I just wanna know if everybody from South Boston looks like you. 26:44.271 --> 26:45.981 We could drive there right now. 26:48.734 --> 26:49.735 Oh, God. 26:55.365 --> 26:56.742 These fucking kids. 26:57.743 --> 27:00.037 They sit there like fucking robots. 27:00.120 --> 27:04.583 They got no energy, no engagement, no excitement. 27:06.293 --> 27:09.755 I think the job is less me teaching the music 27:09.838 --> 27:12.674 and more just trying to get them to give a shit. 27:14.635 --> 27:16.720 Well, if anybody can do that, you can. 27:16.803 --> 27:18.639 Oh, says the guy who thinks I can't hack it. 27:22.351 --> 27:23.810 I thought you forgave me for that. 27:24.311 --> 27:25.354 I did. 27:26.772 --> 27:28.482 But it doesn't mean you stopped thinking it. 27:29.399 --> 27:30.526 I don't know what I think. 27:30.609 --> 27:31.944 This is some strong shit, man. 27:32.027 --> 27:33.570 It's medical grade. 27:40.994 --> 27:44.915 There was this study done at Harvard where they took a bunch of ordinary rats, 27:44.998 --> 27:48.710 and they separated them arbitrarily into two different cages. 27:48.794 --> 27:50.629 And then they labeled the cages. 27:50.712 --> 27:55.259 One they labeled "really smart" and the other they labeled "dumb as shit." 27:55.342 --> 27:57.553 They wrote "dumb as shit" on a cage at Harvard? 27:58.136 --> 27:59.137 The point is, 28:00.472 --> 28:03.308 then they took a bunch of students, 28:03.392 --> 28:06.728 and they had the students take a rat from each cage, 28:06.812 --> 28:08.772 and they had the rats run a maze. 28:08.856 --> 28:10.065 And do you know what happened? 28:11.358 --> 28:13.861 - The "dumb as shit" ones couldn't do it. - That's right. 28:13.944 --> 28:15.988 The rats were all exactly the same. 28:16.572 --> 28:20.117 But because of the labels, the students had expectations of them, 28:20.200 --> 28:22.995 and so the rats lived up to those expectations. 28:24.913 --> 28:26.081 Why are we talking about this? 28:27.958 --> 28:29.501 Because I am the rat. 28:31.003 --> 28:32.880 And if you think I'm gonna fail, I'm… 28:33.922 --> 28:35.799 Probably will. 28:42.014 --> 28:43.182 Anyway. 28:47.227 --> 28:50.981 Maybe it's time you let me find my way out of the maze by myself. 28:55.611 --> 28:57.362 Tori, hey. 28:57.446 --> 28:59.072 I can't with Mom. I'm moving in. 29:04.328 --> 29:05.746 You saw her too, right? 29:13.837 --> 29:15.714 First my back went out. 29:15.797 --> 29:17.424 Then I got caught red-handed. 29:17.925 --> 29:20.302 Now I had pawned something for 100,000 bucks 29:20.385 --> 29:23.055 that I would have to buy back for twice that, at minimum. 29:23.639 --> 29:26.308 It was all putting a serious dent in my pride. 29:26.391 --> 29:27.893 Not to mention my cash flow. 29:28.894 --> 29:30.062 And the irony was, 29:30.145 --> 29:32.981 I would have to hit multiple houses at the exact moment 29:33.065 --> 29:35.692 I was starting to wonder if I was even any good at it. 29:36.610 --> 29:37.611 Right this way, sir. 29:42.449 --> 29:43.450 What the fuck? 29:46.328 --> 29:47.329 Ashe? 29:48.497 --> 29:49.498 Surprised? 29:51.041 --> 29:52.292 Surprised is a word. 29:53.377 --> 29:54.378 I'm the buyer. 29:56.964 --> 29:57.965 What? 29:58.048 --> 29:59.049 Bon appétit. 30:00.634 --> 30:02.010 You have to try this crudo, man. 30:02.094 --> 30:03.095 It's fucking insane. 30:04.346 --> 30:05.889 You bought your own book back? 30:05.973 --> 30:07.975 Yeah, I told you. It means a lot to me. 30:08.851 --> 30:10.435 How did you track it down? 30:11.395 --> 30:14.356 Well, the hot books market's not really a large one. 30:14.439 --> 30:18.193 So, this whole idea of me chasing around trying to find it, that was just for fun? 30:18.277 --> 30:19.570 Exactly. Team building. 30:19.653 --> 30:22.239 Okay. Well, no harm, no foul. 30:24.491 --> 30:26.451 Wait. I'm still out 200 grand. 30:26.535 --> 30:28.745 Yeah. Here's 150. 30:28.829 --> 30:30.330 Give me another week, I'll get you the rest. 30:30.414 --> 30:32.499 How you gonna do that? You gonna rob somebody else? 30:34.751 --> 30:35.961 Come on. 30:36.044 --> 30:37.254 I got a better idea. 30:37.880 --> 30:38.881 Sit down. 30:42.342 --> 30:43.343 Okay, look. 30:43.969 --> 30:47.014 I'm looking to move some money into a hedge fund. 30:47.097 --> 30:48.974 Or establish a position, or however the fuck you say it. 30:49.057 --> 30:51.059 Yeah, well, I'm not really in that business anymore, 30:51.143 --> 30:52.686 but I can introduce you to some guys who-- 30:52.769 --> 30:54.188 It's a Bailey Russell fund. 30:55.689 --> 30:57.274 You're talking about Excelsior. 30:57.357 --> 30:58.942 Excelsior is Jack Bailey's baby. 30:59.026 --> 31:01.445 He runs it and he pretty much hates me. 31:01.528 --> 31:03.614 Well, you're gonna be coming in with 400 million bucks, 31:03.697 --> 31:05.157 so I think he'll get over it. 31:06.158 --> 31:08.577 If you're investing $400 million, you don't need me. 31:09.161 --> 31:12.164 You'll be fighting off every firm in town with a stick. 31:12.247 --> 31:15.792 I'm sure you're familiar with the Office of Foreign Assets Control. 31:15.876 --> 31:17.002 OFAC, yes. 31:21.006 --> 31:23.133 How the fuck did you get on the OFAC list? 31:23.217 --> 31:26.094 I ship cargo all over the world. 31:26.178 --> 31:27.596 And let's just say the US Government 31:27.679 --> 31:29.640 is not on speaking terms with some of my clients. 31:29.723 --> 31:32.809 And the new administration has a big, fat hard-on for me. 31:33.519 --> 31:36.939 My assets, such as they are, are vulnerable to seizure. 31:37.564 --> 31:39.441 So I have to diversify quickly. 31:39.525 --> 31:40.943 You can't ask me to do that. 31:41.026 --> 31:43.278 - I'm not asking. - It's against the law. 31:43.362 --> 31:44.696 You robbed my house. 31:44.780 --> 31:46.031 This is different. 31:46.114 --> 31:47.824 - Yeah? I don't think it is. - Well, listen. 31:47.908 --> 31:50.661 Even if I could get you into Excelsior, which I cannot, 31:51.161 --> 31:54.081 there is no way that your money clears compliance. 31:54.790 --> 31:56.959 - You're saying you can't do it? - I'm saying no one can. 31:58.293 --> 32:00.254 You don't become what you want. 32:00.879 --> 32:02.297 You become what you believe. 32:03.924 --> 32:05.008 Oprah said that. 32:05.092 --> 32:06.969 Good. Get her to manage your portfolio. 32:07.052 --> 32:08.095 Come on, Coop. 32:08.178 --> 32:09.763 There's 17,000 people on that list. 32:09.847 --> 32:12.432 You seriously expect me to believe there's not one SDN investing 32:12.516 --> 32:13.559 in Bailey Russell funds? 32:17.312 --> 32:18.814 Look, man. It's a zero-sum game. 32:18.897 --> 32:21.775 You can help me out, or you can get arrested… 32:22.484 --> 32:23.485 again. 32:23.569 --> 32:25.487 So now it's just straight blackmail? 32:25.571 --> 32:26.572 Look… 32:27.281 --> 32:28.532 we're driven men, you and I. 32:29.616 --> 32:31.159 We've worked hard for what is ours, 32:31.243 --> 32:33.245 and we'll do what we have to do to keep it. 32:34.371 --> 32:35.622 So I know you get it. 32:37.416 --> 32:39.668 I'll give you 48 hours to come up with a plan. 32:41.003 --> 32:42.629 Do you wanna split a chocolate cake? 32:42.713 --> 32:43.714 How are you with gluten? 32:43.797 --> 32:45.132 Can we get two forks, please? 32:45.215 --> 32:47.968 There are moments in your life that you regret in hindsight. 32:48.051 --> 32:50.679 And then there are the moments you're already regretting 32:50.762 --> 32:52.556 even while they're still happening. 32:55.267 --> 32:57.811 I knew it was a bad idea to get involved with Owen Ashe, 32:57.895 --> 33:00.022 but I couldn't see a way out of it. 33:00.606 --> 33:03.525 And if nothing else, I had to marvel at my unrivaled ability 33:03.609 --> 33:07.112 to take a bad situation and make it so much worse. 33:12.117 --> 33:13.118 Beep. 33:14.244 --> 33:15.746 Lehayim. 33:17.539 --> 33:18.749 How's your new roommate? 33:20.417 --> 33:23.086 I'll let you know once she starts talking to me. 33:23.962 --> 33:25.047 How are you? 33:26.340 --> 33:27.591 You know, I've been better. 33:28.509 --> 33:30.093 You know why she came to you, right? 33:31.053 --> 33:32.221 Because I'm her father. 33:32.930 --> 33:34.473 'Cause you're the vacation parent. 33:35.057 --> 33:36.183 The fun one. 33:36.892 --> 33:38.644 Okay, are you mad because she's pissed at you, 33:38.727 --> 33:40.229 or because she came to me? 33:41.063 --> 33:42.439 - Seriously. - You were always at work. 33:42.523 --> 33:44.566 I was the one who had to hold the line. 33:44.650 --> 33:47.236 You'd maybe emerge for a couple of hours on weekends, 33:47.319 --> 33:48.612 but all bets were off. 33:49.238 --> 33:50.781 You never said no to her. 33:52.533 --> 33:53.867 She was always so good. 33:53.951 --> 33:55.577 She was good because I was on it. 33:55.661 --> 33:58.705 "Brush your teeth. Drink your milk. Do your homework. Be home by 11:00. 33:58.789 --> 34:00.624 Get off your screens. 34:00.707 --> 34:02.626 You can't leave the house wearing that outfit." 34:03.544 --> 34:05.420 Whenever they came to you for permission for something, 34:05.504 --> 34:07.673 you'd be like, "What did Mom say?" 34:07.756 --> 34:09.424 Yeah, 'cause I was backing you up. 34:09.507 --> 34:10.592 You were passing the buck. 34:10.676 --> 34:12.177 Oh, please. 34:14.179 --> 34:18.266 I gave everything I had to those kids, and somehow I'm the asshole. 34:18.350 --> 34:19.976 Well, if the shoe fits. 34:21.562 --> 34:22.563 Come on. 34:26.315 --> 34:28.235 Girls push back against their mothers. 34:28.318 --> 34:30.529 It's a thing. It'll pass. 34:31.947 --> 34:33.949 I guess you're just thrilled you get her all to yourself. 34:34.032 --> 34:36.284 Well, it's not the worst. 34:37.619 --> 34:40.121 If I'm being honest, my house can be a little lonely. 34:41.123 --> 34:43.958 I mean, I lived with you guys for 18 years. 34:44.042 --> 34:47.379 It's honestly kind of nice to have her slamming doors 34:47.462 --> 34:49.047 and rolling her eyes at me. 34:50.632 --> 34:51.675 Ain't it? 34:56.554 --> 34:58.140 This will run its course, Mel. 34:59.641 --> 35:00.976 She's gonna need her mom. 35:02.769 --> 35:04.271 But she's gonna be gone soon. 35:05.689 --> 35:06.690 Yeah. 35:07.357 --> 35:09.651 Even if she doesn't go to college, she's… 35:11.778 --> 35:13.030 off on her way. 35:15.741 --> 35:17.492 God, it just doesn't seem that long ago 35:17.576 --> 35:19.620 we brought her home from the hospital, does it? 35:21.038 --> 35:23.123 Yeah. I remember the hospital. 35:23.874 --> 35:26.168 You came to pick us up and forgot where you parked. 35:26.251 --> 35:28.337 Well, I was a little bit stressed. It was… 35:28.420 --> 35:29.630 - Walking around… - First kid. 35:29.713 --> 35:31.173 …the parking structure for an hour. 35:31.256 --> 35:32.424 Twenty minutes, tops. 35:33.050 --> 35:35.469 God, you thought Tori was gonna die of exposure. 35:35.552 --> 35:36.637 It was cold. 35:38.180 --> 35:39.515 No, it wasn't. 35:41.975 --> 35:43.185 First kid. 35:43.268 --> 35:44.311 Yeah. 35:45.145 --> 35:46.146 For sure. 35:52.444 --> 35:56.114 You have these kids, this family, and it's your whole world. 35:56.198 --> 35:58.367 And then you realize everybody leaves. 36:01.787 --> 36:04.456 First Tori's gonna go, then Hunter and then… 36:07.668 --> 36:08.919 Who am I gonna be? 36:10.796 --> 36:13.674 Some lonely old hag living in a big empty house. 36:17.302 --> 36:19.513 Well, I mean, if you wanna downsize, we can talk about it. 36:19.596 --> 36:21.348 No fucking way. Get outta here. 36:33.110 --> 36:34.736 How the hell did this happen? 36:37.531 --> 36:39.324 We were never supposed to get this old. 36:45.831 --> 36:47.124 We blinked. 36:55.924 --> 36:57.009 Hey… 36:58.844 --> 36:59.845 Not a big deal, 36:59.928 --> 37:05.851 but I just got a bill for $3,000 for something called a Mona Lisa? 37:07.186 --> 37:10.147 That is a skin treatment. It's… 37:11.148 --> 37:12.316 - All right. - For your… 37:13.358 --> 37:14.359 Yeah. 37:15.736 --> 37:16.737 Smile. 37:18.530 --> 37:21.533 Yeah, everyone's mad on social media complaining about ratings 37:21.617 --> 37:23.035 saying they want the '90s back. 37:23.118 --> 37:24.870 - And then those same folks complain… - Whiskey. 37:24.953 --> 37:26.538 …as soon as they have to… 37:26.622 --> 37:28.165 - Hey. - Hey. 37:28.248 --> 37:29.750 Hey. Look at that. 37:29.833 --> 37:32.544 Don't tell me the patron saint of flopping is weighing in on this. 37:32.628 --> 37:34.713 I know you're talking to him and not me. 37:34.796 --> 37:36.882 Yeah. Already took out my usual fee. 37:41.470 --> 37:43.347 Kwan Park Technologies. 37:43.430 --> 37:44.765 Your father-in-law. Very clever. 37:44.848 --> 37:46.058 Yeah. 37:46.850 --> 37:48.227 Now I get to pay taxes. 37:48.310 --> 37:50.312 Well, legitimate income's expensive. 37:52.064 --> 37:55.108 I was just very fall-prone. Vertigo and whatnot… 37:56.026 --> 37:58.820 It would help if I had some sense of future cash flow. 37:58.904 --> 37:59.947 Yeah, about that. 38:00.030 --> 38:04.326 Things are gonna be a little quiet for some time. 38:04.409 --> 38:06.328 Quiet? I just got everything set up. 38:08.497 --> 38:10.290 - What did you do? - I got caught. 38:10.374 --> 38:11.625 I'm sorry, what? 38:12.835 --> 38:13.877 Coop, am I exposed here? 38:13.961 --> 38:15.337 You're fine. Jesus, Barney. 38:15.420 --> 38:17.631 It's a legit question. Who caught you? 38:18.924 --> 38:20.425 Owen Ashe. 38:20.509 --> 38:23.053 - Why the hell would you rob Ashe? - Why the hell wouldn't I? 38:23.136 --> 38:25.889 He's like some kind of arms dealer or something. 38:25.973 --> 38:27.975 - Is that true? - I don't know. That's the rumor. 38:29.184 --> 38:32.229 Well, now he wants me to manage an investment for him. 38:34.106 --> 38:36.817 So, he caught you robbing his house and now he wants to hire you? 38:36.900 --> 38:37.943 What am I missing here? 38:38.026 --> 38:39.444 He's on the OFAC list. 38:41.488 --> 38:43.115 - Shit. - Yeah. 38:43.615 --> 38:45.242 It's a sizable investment. 38:46.743 --> 38:47.911 How sizable? 38:49.079 --> 38:50.455 Extra large. 38:54.251 --> 38:55.502 Controversial thought. 38:56.420 --> 38:59.047 Maybe this is your ticket back to the big game. 39:00.090 --> 39:01.675 You are taking this surprisingly well. 39:01.758 --> 39:02.759 I know, right? 39:03.635 --> 39:05.304 Crime suits me. Who knew? 39:08.473 --> 39:09.558 One more. 39:16.690 --> 39:20.110 So, don't take this the wrong way but… 39:22.237 --> 39:24.656 That was better than usual. 39:27.409 --> 39:28.410 Good. 39:32.915 --> 39:34.499 What's gotten into you? 39:35.417 --> 39:36.418 What? Can't a… 39:37.044 --> 39:39.755 Can't a man put a little energy into pleasing his wife? 39:41.215 --> 39:42.216 He sure can. 39:51.767 --> 39:52.768 Also… 39:54.895 --> 39:56.647 I'm not gonna work for your father. 40:04.363 --> 40:05.656 I'll get you a towel. 40:07.407 --> 40:09.034 - …any more? - Not a chance. 40:09.117 --> 40:12.496 I could see he was scared stiff 'cause he talked as much as he did. 40:12.579 --> 40:13.997 - I don't get it, Johnny. - Hey. 40:14.081 --> 40:15.624 About these two other guys… 40:15.707 --> 40:18.043 I'm looking up Kubrick's filmography. 40:18.836 --> 40:20.587 Can you do it after the movie is over? 40:20.671 --> 40:22.965 No, I wanna be able to contextualize as I go. 40:23.048 --> 40:25.133 - This is one of his first features. - Yes, I know. 40:25.801 --> 40:26.927 It's impressive. 40:28.512 --> 40:29.680 It's fine, I guess. 40:31.640 --> 40:32.933 It's fine, you guess? 40:33.016 --> 40:35.394 - Dad. - It's The Killing. It's a masterpiece. 40:35.477 --> 40:38.272 Which I'll never get to see if you don't press play. 40:40.399 --> 40:42.985 I take it you'd rather not talk about… 40:44.987 --> 40:47.322 - About Mom-gate? - Is that what we're calling it? 40:49.408 --> 40:50.409 Dad. 40:50.492 --> 40:52.119 It's just… I don't know. 40:52.202 --> 40:53.453 It's just not very evocative. 40:53.537 --> 40:55.372 Sorry, I haven't focus grouped it yet. 40:56.790 --> 40:58.417 Can we just watch the movie? 41:01.587 --> 41:02.880 Fine. 41:03.881 --> 41:06.508 You mean there's gonna be two other guys in on the deal 41:06.592 --> 41:08.135 and we ain't gonna know who they are? 41:08.218 --> 41:10.053 That's right. You know who they are and… 41:15.642 --> 41:16.894 This setup is insane. 41:17.603 --> 41:21.273 Yeah. My dad likes to flex even when no one's looking. 41:22.691 --> 41:25.861 Hey, Hunter. Good to see you, bud. 41:25.944 --> 41:26.945 Hey. 41:28.739 --> 41:30.616 Did you need something or… 41:30.699 --> 41:32.618 Huh? No, no, no. No, I just heard the music. 41:32.701 --> 41:34.578 It sounded nice. Wanted to see where it was coming from. 41:34.661 --> 41:36.663 - You play really well. - Thanks. 41:36.747 --> 41:39.791 You know, I play a pretty mean guitar if you ever feel like jamming. 41:41.418 --> 41:42.419 Oh, shit. 41:43.170 --> 41:44.421 Gotta tune these. 41:49.009 --> 41:51.845 I'm gonna bounce and leave you guys to it. 41:52.471 --> 41:53.639 Good to see you, pal. 41:58.393 --> 41:59.728 Sorry about that. 42:00.521 --> 42:01.730 Was he any good? 42:01.813 --> 42:03.857 I don't know. I've never seen him play. 42:04.650 --> 42:06.902 I feel bad for all these guitars wasting away. 42:06.985 --> 42:09.780 You should see his fencing gear that he's used maybe, like, twice. 42:09.863 --> 42:13.283 ADHD and an unlimited budget is a bad combination. 42:14.451 --> 42:16.161 Well, my dad plays golf 42:16.245 --> 42:18.830 and watches old movies till he falls asleep so… 42:18.914 --> 42:20.123 That sounds awesome. 42:24.920 --> 42:26.338 You always make me look so much-- 42:26.421 --> 42:28.549 Cooler. Hotter. 42:39.685 --> 42:41.979 You need to do something about that girlfriend. 42:49.403 --> 42:50.821 Westmont PD. 42:53.115 --> 42:54.408 Stay here. 43:07.421 --> 43:09.631 Hands up! Hands up! 43:12.467 --> 43:13.844 - Dad! - Andrew Cooper. 43:13.927 --> 43:17.264 You are under arrest for breaking and entering and grand larceny. 43:19.600 --> 43:21.268 It's not yours if you can't keep it. 43:48.545 --> 43:49.546 Fuck. 44:00.974 --> 44:01.975 Hey. 44:02.643 --> 44:03.644 Hey. 44:04.353 --> 44:05.354 Warm-up shot. 44:07.689 --> 44:08.815 So… 44:09.650 --> 44:10.651 did you come to play? 44:10.734 --> 44:12.444 Yeah. Something like that. 44:13.028 --> 44:14.947 All right. Lay it on me. 44:17.616 --> 44:18.951 Well… 44:19.034 --> 44:22.246 We're gonna need to set up four different shell companies. 44:22.329 --> 44:23.705 Two overseas, two here. 44:23.789 --> 44:26.250 And a handful of intermediary accounts. 44:26.333 --> 44:28.293 Great. My guys can take care of all of that. 44:28.377 --> 44:29.962 Well, I'll need to oversee it. 44:31.463 --> 44:33.215 The Treasury Department doesn't have the resources 44:33.298 --> 44:34.591 to scrutinize every transaction. 44:35.175 --> 44:38.095 A billion dollars is not exactly gonna fly under the radar. 44:38.762 --> 44:40.514 The number was 400 million. 44:40.597 --> 44:41.723 Where did you get a billion? 44:42.432 --> 44:44.226 A billion-one, actually… 44:44.893 --> 44:46.353 The amount of money I invest 44:46.436 --> 44:49.106 has to be less than 40% of money under my management 44:49.189 --> 44:51.441 to avoid triggering a KYC check at Bailey's. 44:52.192 --> 44:54.278 - KYC? - "Know Your Customer." 44:56.196 --> 44:58.949 See, this is why I need you, 'cause you know all this shit. 44:59.533 --> 45:02.035 So you kick back the 600 once we get into Excelsior, right? 45:02.119 --> 45:04.037 - If we get into Excelsior. - Yeah. 45:04.121 --> 45:05.414 We're getting in. 45:06.748 --> 45:09.084 You know I take a 4% management fee. 45:10.586 --> 45:13.213 Your fee is me not having you arrested. 45:13.797 --> 45:14.798 Remember? 45:15.591 --> 45:17.176 Come on. Let's get loaded. 45:17.259 --> 45:18.677 Toast our new partnership. 45:19.428 --> 45:20.554 It's not a partnership. 45:20.637 --> 45:22.139 You're blackmailing me. 45:22.222 --> 45:24.224 Two things can be true at the same time. 45:38.947 --> 45:41.074 Hey! Hey! Hey! 45:41.742 --> 45:42.784 Get outta here! 45:43.535 --> 45:44.745 Shoo! Go on. 46:07.518 --> 46:08.727 - Hi. - Hi. 46:08.810 --> 46:11.021 You just… You left this over at my place. 46:15.901 --> 46:17.277 What the… 46:17.361 --> 46:18.904 What the fuck is this? 46:18.987 --> 46:20.197 You're welcome. 46:47.641 --> 46:50.269 - Hey, what's up? - I have our next house. 46:53.272 --> 46:55.774 Yeah, I… Man, I don't think I can do it. 46:55.858 --> 46:57.734 My back's been seizing up all week. 46:57.818 --> 46:59.194 Come on, Coop. 46:59.278 --> 47:00.654 I have a good window. 47:00.737 --> 47:03.657 They're away for a week. Easy in, easy out. Just like Ashe. 47:03.740 --> 47:07.536 Well, I was feeling better then, and now the pain's been pretty intense. 47:07.619 --> 47:10.497 - So I don't think I can do it. - It's a good window, Coop. 47:10.581 --> 47:11.832 I'm sure it is. 47:13.166 --> 47:14.293 Okay. 47:15.794 --> 47:18.964 Well, then how about you drive and I go in? 47:19.548 --> 47:20.966 That's not how we do it. 47:21.049 --> 47:24.678 Well, maybe we should change how we do it if your back is gonna be a problem. 47:24.761 --> 47:26.847 It's… it's not a problem. 47:26.930 --> 47:28.056 I just need a little time. 47:31.476 --> 47:32.477 Okay. 47:33.312 --> 47:35.314 - Feel better, viejo. - Thank you. 47:37.858 --> 47:39.902 Jesus. Sneaking up. 47:39.985 --> 47:41.236 Sorry. 47:41.320 --> 47:42.321 Make some noise, you know, 47:42.404 --> 47:44.489 or I'm gonna have to hang a bell around your neck. 47:47.576 --> 47:48.660 Is your back bothering you? 47:48.744 --> 47:49.745 Yeah. 47:53.373 --> 47:55.250 Never get old, my friend. 47:57.669 --> 47:58.837 Something on your mind? 47:58.921 --> 48:00.005 Yeah. 48:01.673 --> 48:05.093 I'm wondering how to write a breakup text. 48:05.677 --> 48:07.221 That's easy. You don't. 48:08.222 --> 48:10.140 Breaking up should always be done in person. 48:10.224 --> 48:12.142 - Always? - Yes. 48:12.226 --> 48:13.727 Whether you're dating or you're breaking up, 48:13.810 --> 48:15.270 the rules are the same. 48:15.979 --> 48:17.564 - What rules? - Don't be a dick. 48:18.565 --> 48:20.943 It'd be so much easier just to write a text. 48:21.026 --> 48:22.861 Yeah, I'm sure it would. 48:25.989 --> 48:27.199 Something happen? 48:27.950 --> 48:28.951 Yeah. 48:29.910 --> 48:31.161 What's her name? 48:32.412 --> 48:33.455 Delilah. 48:36.166 --> 48:38.043 Ashe's daughter, huh? 48:38.126 --> 48:39.127 Yeah. 48:40.587 --> 48:42.047 Yeah, she's pretty cool. 48:44.216 --> 48:47.386 Well, you gotta deal with Morgan first. 48:47.469 --> 48:48.762 In person. 48:49.346 --> 48:50.639 Okay. 48:50.722 --> 48:52.224 Then see what's up. 48:53.934 --> 48:55.143 All right, well, good talk. 48:56.186 --> 48:57.187 You want a beer? 48:58.480 --> 48:59.481 - Yeah. - No. 49:00.315 --> 49:02.693 Nice try. But you can get me one. 49:02.776 --> 49:03.986 Okay. 49:05.529 --> 49:06.655 Thank you. 49:58.957 --> 50:01.376 We're looking for a different fee structure, okay? 50:02.002 --> 50:04.838 Listen, I sat on your side of the table long enough to know when it's bullshit. 50:11.303 --> 50:14.640 Nothing beats the thrill of hitting the street with a big chunk of change. 50:16.433 --> 50:18.852 Even when the change in question isn't yours… 50:18.936 --> 50:19.937 Hey, Coop. How are you? 50:20.020 --> 50:22.147 …and you're hitting the street under duress. 50:23.315 --> 50:25.108 I was the toast of the town. 50:27.110 --> 50:28.737 Everyone singing for their supper 50:28.820 --> 50:30.072 while they paid for mine. 50:31.490 --> 50:33.700 Don't waste your time chasing Medallion. 50:33.784 --> 50:35.827 Roanoke outpaced them two years straight. 50:36.495 --> 50:38.330 And here I thought Roanoke was a closed fund. 50:38.872 --> 50:40.207 For some people. 50:40.290 --> 50:43.544 It was surreal, really, how fast I could slip back into it. 50:44.545 --> 50:46.797 The patter, the ball-busting, the bullshit. 50:48.549 --> 50:51.552 And I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a part of me that had missed it. 50:51.635 --> 50:54.763 Because this… I knew how to do this. 50:55.389 --> 50:56.390 Bullshit. 50:56.473 --> 51:00.018 We can… We wanna be in the Andrew Cooper business long-term. 51:00.102 --> 51:01.395 But what about the fee structure? 51:01.478 --> 51:03.814 We can talk about a cap for the first two years. 51:03.897 --> 51:06.149 Well, it was great catching up, Coop. 51:06.233 --> 51:07.693 I knew you'd be back. 51:07.776 --> 51:09.236 It was just a question of when. 51:09.319 --> 51:10.404 I don't believe you. 51:10.487 --> 51:12.114 The game hadn't changed. 51:12.197 --> 51:13.198 It never does. 51:13.991 --> 51:17.160 And I had to remind myself that I was here to play a different one. 51:18.120 --> 51:20.247 And that game was just getting started.