WEBVTT 00:01:15.909 --> 00:01:17.077 align:center Sorry I'm late. 00:01:18.912 --> 00:01:20.080 align:center Where are the kids? 00:01:20.747 --> 00:01:21.748 align:center When I left, 00:01:21.832 --> 00:01:24.501 align:center Hunter was making love with his iPad on the terrace 00:01:24.585 --> 00:01:27.129 align:center and Tori was ordering room service like her life depended on it. 00:01:27.212 --> 00:01:28.755 align:center I made dinner reservations. 00:01:28.839 --> 00:01:30.048 align:center What are you gonna do? 00:01:30.841 --> 00:01:32.092 align:center Best laid plans. 00:01:32.676 --> 00:01:36.096 align:center - Hi, I will have a Negroni, please. - Sure. 00:01:37.014 --> 00:01:39.474 align:center - Oh, wow. - It's my vacation drink. 00:01:39.558 --> 00:01:42.477 align:center I thought too much rosé was your vacation drink. 00:01:42.561 --> 00:01:45.939 align:center Yeah, so I guess Negronis are my "vacation is over" drink. 00:01:46.648 --> 00:01:47.733 align:center Reentry's a bitch. 00:01:47.816 --> 00:01:49.276 align:center I don't wanna go home. 00:01:49.818 --> 00:01:51.445 align:center Hey, we're here till we're not. 00:01:51.528 --> 00:01:53.405 align:center - What? Thank you. - Negroni for the lady. 00:01:53.488 --> 00:01:54.948 align:center - Enjoy. - That's my vacation philosophy. 00:01:55.032 --> 00:01:57.326 align:center Wow, Coop, that's deep. 00:01:57.409 --> 00:01:59.203 align:center You know that actually doesn't mean anything, right? 00:01:59.286 --> 00:02:01.121 align:center It will after your second Negroni. 00:02:01.205 --> 00:02:02.623 align:center I may switch to mezcal. 00:02:02.706 --> 00:02:04.291 align:center Famous last words. 00:02:06.168 --> 00:02:07.586 align:center There will be others. 00:02:07.669 --> 00:02:09.128 align:center Last words? 00:02:09.213 --> 00:02:10.589 align:center No, vacations like this. 00:02:11.965 --> 00:02:13.133 align:center You think? 00:02:13.800 --> 00:02:15.052 align:center We're here till we're not. 00:02:15.135 --> 00:02:17.596 align:center Oh, my God. Make it stop. 00:02:17.679 --> 00:02:20.182 align:center Think about it. We've been very evolved… 00:02:20.974 --> 00:02:22.226 align:center doing something like this. 00:02:22.309 --> 00:02:24.102 align:center Easier when we're not sleeping with each other's friends. 00:02:24.186 --> 00:02:26.396 align:center - Hey, you did it first. - You were charged with murder. 00:02:27.022 --> 00:02:28.315 align:center Fair. 00:02:28.398 --> 00:02:29.983 align:center - Can I have another one please? - Wow. 00:02:30.067 --> 00:02:31.235 align:center Sí, señora. 00:02:32.277 --> 00:02:33.362 align:center Put that down quick. 00:02:33.445 --> 00:02:35.239 align:center Miles to go before I sleep. 00:02:36.406 --> 00:02:37.783 align:center We're 50, Coop. 00:02:38.325 --> 00:02:39.326 align:center Damn. 00:02:40.244 --> 00:02:42.579 align:center I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now 00:02:42.663 --> 00:02:45.499 align:center or at least I thought I wouldn't be starting from scratch. 00:02:45.582 --> 00:02:49.294 align:center Listen, this time last year, I was looking at life in prison. 00:02:49.378 --> 00:02:52.548 align:center And we could have lost everything, so I think we're doing okay. 00:02:52.631 --> 00:02:54.925 align:center What you're saying is, you lowered the bar. 00:02:55.008 --> 00:02:57.553 align:center I obliterated the bar. There is no bar. 00:02:59.304 --> 00:03:01.849 align:center Let's get very, very, very drunk. 00:03:03.559 --> 00:03:04.852 align:center Okay. 00:03:17.072 --> 00:03:18.907 align:center Did I interrupt that? 00:03:18.991 --> 00:03:20.617 align:center Not at all. 00:03:20.701 --> 00:03:22.578 align:center Sitting here drinking Negronis. You're looking to get laid. 00:03:22.661 --> 00:03:24.538 align:center - Not my type. - Bullshit. 00:03:25.372 --> 00:03:26.999 align:center I would do her. 00:03:27.082 --> 00:03:28.417 align:center Really? 00:03:28.500 --> 00:03:31.170 align:center I mean, if that's the case, I really wasn't prepared for that. 00:03:31.253 --> 00:03:33.130 align:center I just… I can rally. 00:03:33.213 --> 00:03:35.465 align:center - You know, we're all consenting adults. - In your dreams. 00:03:35.549 --> 00:03:37.509 align:center - I've had that dream. - Don't let me get in your way. 00:03:37.593 --> 00:03:39.261 align:center You're not in my way. You're not getting in my way. 00:03:39.344 --> 00:03:40.596 align:center I mean, you're on vacation. 00:03:40.679 --> 00:03:41.889 align:center If that's what you want to do, 00:03:41.972 --> 00:03:44.349 align:center - damn it, you should do it. - That's not what I want to do. 00:03:44.433 --> 00:03:46.852 align:center I mean, the kids bailed. It's your last night. 00:03:46.935 --> 00:03:48.937 align:center We managed to make it through the entire trip 00:03:49.021 --> 00:03:50.230 align:center without falling into bed together. 00:03:50.314 --> 00:03:52.232 align:center - Yay for us, by the way. - Yay for us. 00:03:53.150 --> 00:03:54.443 align:center This is America. 00:03:54.526 --> 00:03:57.237 align:center - Mexico, actually. - She's hot, you're well-preserved. 00:03:57.321 --> 00:03:58.488 align:center Thank you. 00:03:58.572 --> 00:04:01.033 align:center And if you wanna get yourself some, you should get yourself some. 00:04:01.992 --> 00:04:04.161 align:center If I wanted to do anything, I would have done it already. 00:04:06.705 --> 00:04:08.123 align:center That easy, is it? 00:04:10.709 --> 00:04:14.004 align:center - Yeah. I'm gonna go. - Where you going? 00:04:14.087 --> 00:04:15.464 align:center What just happened? 00:04:16.255 --> 00:04:18.591 align:center - Nothing happened. You're good. - I'm good? 00:04:18.675 --> 00:04:21.803 align:center - You say that, but-- - I'm not gonna sit here and… 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:24.640 align:center cockblock you. 00:04:24.723 --> 00:04:26.934 align:center I feel like this conversation just took a left turn. 00:04:27.017 --> 00:04:28.727 align:center And you'd be right about that. 00:04:31.980 --> 00:04:34.525 align:center Hey, I got us a table at Flora Farms. 00:04:35.150 --> 00:04:37.069 align:center Do you have any idea how hard that was? 00:04:37.861 --> 00:04:39.029 align:center Best laid plans, right? 00:04:44.368 --> 00:04:46.078 align:center There was a moment when going on vacation 00:04:46.161 --> 00:04:48.038 align:center with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable. 00:04:49.623 --> 00:04:51.917 align:center Turns out, there was good reason for that. 00:04:52.543 --> 00:04:55.546 align:center But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand 00:04:55.629 --> 00:04:58.715 align:center couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that I was drinking smooth whiskey 00:04:58.799 --> 00:05:03.846 align:center on the beach at a five-star resort when I could've been serving 25 to life. 00:05:03.929 --> 00:05:06.515 align:center All things considered, things were on the upswing. 00:05:08.392 --> 00:05:09.768 align:center This is what happens… 00:05:10.686 --> 00:05:11.895 align:center You get arrested for murder. 00:05:11.979 --> 00:05:13.105 align:center You get exonerated. 00:05:13.188 --> 00:05:16.233 align:center You get offered your old job back, but you decide to go a different way, 00:05:16.316 --> 00:05:18.068 align:center burning that bridge once and for all. 00:05:18.652 --> 00:05:22.906 align:center Which means your interim income source is now your primary income source. 00:05:23.699 --> 00:05:25.075 align:center So, you level up 00:05:26.076 --> 00:05:27.202 align:center and mend fences. 00:05:28.453 --> 00:05:31.331 align:center Nothing buries the hatchet faster than a solid revenue stream. 00:05:32.541 --> 00:05:35.627 align:center But in a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law, 00:05:36.378 --> 00:05:37.754 align:center you wanna keep up appearances. 00:05:38.463 --> 00:05:41.675 align:center Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day. 00:05:41.758 --> 00:05:44.469 align:center Which helps get your co-parenting back on track. 00:05:44.553 --> 00:05:45.554 align:center Let's go. 00:05:49.933 --> 00:05:52.019 align:center And now that life is feeling manageable, 00:05:52.102 --> 00:05:54.146 align:center you can finally enjoy being single. 00:05:54.229 --> 00:05:55.522 align:center Hold tight 00:05:56.106 --> 00:05:58.483 align:center We're in for nasty weather 00:05:59.276 --> 00:06:03.405 align:center There has got to be a way 00:06:04.156 --> 00:06:06.033 align:center Burning down the house 00:06:06.116 --> 00:06:07.868 align:center Which means nights on the town. 00:06:09.953 --> 00:06:11.747 align:center And nights spent at home. 00:06:13.457 --> 00:06:15.459 align:center Watch out You might get what you're after 00:06:15.542 --> 00:06:19.379 align:center Cool babies Strange but not a stranger 00:06:19.463 --> 00:06:23.300 align:center I'm an ordinary guy 00:06:28.347 --> 00:06:32.059 align:center You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated, 00:06:32.142 --> 00:06:36.522 align:center but somehow the entire tawdry episode has boosted your social cachet. 00:06:37.147 --> 00:06:39.107 align:center Not so much for Sam Levitt. 00:06:39.191 --> 00:06:42.903 align:center Her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine and community service. 00:06:45.113 --> 00:06:46.615 align:center She may have gotten off easy, 00:06:46.698 --> 00:06:48.700 align:center but there's another law in Westmont Village. 00:06:49.952 --> 00:06:52.079 align:center And that particular court shows no mercy. 00:06:53.413 --> 00:06:55.707 align:center Life is better than it's been for a while. 00:06:55.791 --> 00:06:58.210 align:center The family dynamic is more or less working. 00:06:58.293 --> 00:06:59.753 align:center Your kids are thriving. 00:06:59.837 --> 00:07:02.047 align:center And if there are moments where the simmering pain 00:07:02.130 --> 00:07:04.925 align:center of your fractured family still threatens to kick your ass… 00:07:05.968 --> 00:07:08.679 align:center well, that's where those nights I mentioned before come in. 00:07:10.973 --> 00:07:14.810 align:center And failing that, there's always scotch and a classic movie. 00:07:19.439 --> 00:07:21.900 align:center You're finally feeling comfortable again. 00:07:21.984 --> 00:07:25.028 align:center In control. Safe. Optimistic even. 00:07:30.909 --> 00:07:33.704 align:center And as you already know from painful experience, 00:07:34.872 --> 00:07:38.876 align:center that's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch. 00:08:03.817 --> 00:08:04.818 align:center Mr. Ashe. 00:08:05.402 --> 00:08:07.446 align:center Hi. Reenie Hudson. We spoke on the phone. 00:08:07.529 --> 00:08:08.864 align:center - Hi, Reenie. How are ya? - Hi. 00:08:08.947 --> 00:08:10.574 align:center Wow, nice car. 00:08:10.657 --> 00:08:11.992 align:center You a car person? 00:08:12.075 --> 00:08:14.286 align:center - I mean, not exactly. - That's small talk. 00:08:14.369 --> 00:08:16.455 align:center - Small talk, sorry. Thank you. - Yeah. Okay, after you. 00:08:23.837 --> 00:08:24.838 align:center Hello. 00:08:25.923 --> 00:08:27.883 align:center Hi. Are you the listing broker? 00:08:27.966 --> 00:08:30.344 align:center - Yes. Samantha Levitt. - Hi. Owen Ashe. 00:08:30.427 --> 00:08:31.929 align:center You don't look like a realtor. 00:08:32.011 --> 00:08:33.847 align:center I mean that in the best possible way. 00:08:33.931 --> 00:08:35.390 align:center I'm kinda new to it. 00:08:35.474 --> 00:08:38.268 align:center - Hey, Reenie. - Hey, Samantha. 00:08:40.145 --> 00:08:41.647 align:center So, Mr. Ashe, should I show you around the house? 00:08:41.730 --> 00:08:43.565 align:center - Just Ashe. - Okay, Ashe. 00:08:43.649 --> 00:08:46.443 align:center Yeah. I would… Yeah, I'd love that. 00:08:46.527 --> 00:08:48.278 align:center But honestly, I don't wanna waste your time 00:08:48.362 --> 00:08:52.032 align:center 'cause I just feel like there's no world in which I'm buying this house. 00:08:52.115 --> 00:08:53.283 align:center Well, that was quick. 00:08:53.367 --> 00:08:56.411 align:center No, it's just too small. Yeah, I mean, it's… it's way too small actually. 00:08:56.495 --> 00:08:57.955 align:center I mean, I'm standing here and… 00:08:58.038 --> 00:09:00.374 align:center I don't know, I can already feel the entire house, you know? 00:09:00.457 --> 00:09:02.543 align:center I want something I can get lost in. 00:09:02.626 --> 00:09:05.879 align:center And this, yeah, I don't know. Some of these design elements… 00:09:05.963 --> 00:09:07.089 align:center Yuck. 00:09:07.881 --> 00:09:08.966 align:center Yeah, I don't know. 00:09:09.550 --> 00:09:12.094 align:center I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander, you know? 00:09:12.177 --> 00:09:14.721 align:center With a lot more oomph, some wow. 00:09:14.805 --> 00:09:17.391 align:center - But this place isn't even remotely-- - It's my house. 00:09:17.474 --> 00:09:19.309 align:center It's your house? 00:09:19.393 --> 00:09:21.728 align:center That would have been great information to have before I arrived. 00:09:21.812 --> 00:09:25.649 align:center I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact, considering the… 00:09:26.400 --> 00:09:27.526 align:center the circumstances. 00:09:27.609 --> 00:09:28.819 align:center The circumstances? 00:09:29.862 --> 00:09:31.572 align:center What Reenie is so subtly referring to 00:09:31.655 --> 00:09:34.199 align:center is the fact that my husband died here last year. 00:09:34.283 --> 00:09:36.994 align:center Oh, wow. Well, I'm sorry for your loss. 00:09:37.077 --> 00:09:38.120 align:center Thank you. 00:09:38.203 --> 00:09:40.956 align:center Well, my wife died eight years ago, so, you know, I'm in the club. 00:09:41.039 --> 00:09:43.333 align:center - I'm sorry for your loss. - Oh, thank you. 00:09:43.417 --> 00:09:44.835 align:center How did he die? 00:09:45.419 --> 00:09:46.503 align:center He killed himself. 00:09:47.171 --> 00:09:50.215 align:center - What, here in the house? - Pretty much right where you're standing. 00:09:52.092 --> 00:09:54.011 align:center Wait a minute. This is that house? That whole thing? 00:09:54.803 --> 00:09:55.804 align:center Yeah, it made the news. 00:09:55.888 --> 00:09:57.431 align:center They arrested you. 00:09:57.514 --> 00:09:58.515 align:center Yes. 00:09:58.599 --> 00:09:59.933 align:center You're a dangerous woman. 00:10:01.351 --> 00:10:03.312 align:center Hey, I've had a couple brushes with the law myself. 00:10:03.395 --> 00:10:05.230 align:center Then I guess we're both in that club too. 00:10:05.981 --> 00:10:07.399 align:center I guess so. 00:10:07.482 --> 00:10:09.526 align:center Okay. Well, Mr. Ashe, 00:10:09.610 --> 00:10:11.320 align:center - we should probably get going. - Yeah, yeah. 00:10:11.403 --> 00:10:12.946 align:center Hey, Samantha. 00:10:13.030 --> 00:10:15.199 align:center Why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league 00:10:15.282 --> 00:10:16.491 align:center show me this house? 00:10:19.703 --> 00:10:21.038 align:center It's her fluffer house. 00:10:21.580 --> 00:10:23.081 align:center A fluffer house? 00:10:23.165 --> 00:10:26.084 align:center Now, that's… that's not a thing. 00:10:26.168 --> 00:10:29.129 align:center It makes the next houses she shows you look even bigger 00:10:29.213 --> 00:10:30.672 align:center and grander by comparison. 00:10:30.756 --> 00:10:32.799 align:center - No, no, no. - I see. 00:10:32.883 --> 00:10:35.594 align:center I like to educate my clients about the entire market 00:10:35.677 --> 00:10:37.262 align:center before they consider a purchase. 00:10:37.346 --> 00:10:38.889 align:center Is that something you do? 00:10:39.681 --> 00:10:40.933 align:center Hard to say. 00:10:41.016 --> 00:10:42.809 align:center No one in this town will give me a listing. 00:10:42.893 --> 00:10:44.561 align:center What? Why not? 00:10:44.645 --> 00:10:47.898 align:center Oh, right. The whole convicted felon thing. 00:10:47.981 --> 00:10:50.275 align:center It was pleaded down to a few misdemeanors actually. 00:10:50.359 --> 00:10:52.402 align:center - That's great. Good for you. - Thank you. 00:10:52.486 --> 00:10:54.404 align:center - Will you give me a minute? - Sure. 00:10:54.488 --> 00:10:55.614 align:center - Reenie. - Yeah? 00:10:55.697 --> 00:10:57.658 align:center Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a sec? 00:11:18.846 --> 00:11:20.472 align:center That's a 750S, right? 00:11:23.308 --> 00:11:25.561 align:center - Yeah. - It's a good car. 00:11:26.645 --> 00:11:28.146 align:center Yes, it is. 00:11:28.814 --> 00:11:29.940 align:center Hey… 00:11:30.858 --> 00:11:32.734 align:center I'm suddenly finding myself in need of a realtor. 00:11:32.818 --> 00:11:34.069 align:center How's your day looking? 00:11:43.662 --> 00:11:44.663 align:center - Yes. - Hey, Reenie. 00:11:44.746 --> 00:11:46.415 align:center You have the listing for the Bisbee estate, right? 00:11:46.498 --> 00:11:49.960 align:center - Yes, but this is not okay. - Can you get us in in about ten minutes? 00:11:51.336 --> 00:11:52.379 align:center - Sure. - Great. 00:11:52.462 --> 00:11:53.922 align:center - I was planning to take-- - We're all set. 00:11:54.006 --> 00:11:55.632 align:center Nice. Let's take my car. 00:11:56.133 --> 00:11:57.384 align:center - Hey, Samantha-- - Sam. 00:11:57.968 --> 00:11:59.094 align:center Okay, Sam. 00:11:59.720 --> 00:12:02.347 align:center I was just wondering, how many houses have you actually sold? 00:12:02.431 --> 00:12:05.309 align:center Including this one, none. 00:12:06.518 --> 00:12:07.603 align:center Great. 00:13:56.086 --> 00:13:59.298 align:center I'm Jeff Pratt, with the Princeton Alumni Schools Committee, 00:13:59.381 --> 00:14:00.799 align:center and I'll be conducting your interview. 00:14:00.883 --> 00:14:02.009 align:center Got it. 00:14:02.759 --> 00:14:04.970 align:center I know your parents from back in the day. 00:14:05.053 --> 00:14:06.138 align:center - Are they well? - Yes. 00:14:06.221 --> 00:14:07.222 align:center - Yeah. - Yeah. 00:14:07.306 --> 00:14:10.058 align:center So, Tori. Tell me, why Princeton? 00:14:10.851 --> 00:14:12.728 align:center Aside from the fact that both your parents went there. 00:14:13.812 --> 00:14:15.272 align:center That's not enough? 00:14:15.355 --> 00:14:18.108 align:center Well, put another way, 00:14:18.192 --> 00:14:22.029 align:center what is it you're looking to get out of your four years with us? 00:14:22.613 --> 00:14:25.616 align:center Are you… are you on the faculty there? 00:14:25.699 --> 00:14:28.785 align:center - What? No. - I just assumed when you said "us." 00:14:28.869 --> 00:14:31.872 align:center - Sorry. Figure of speech. - Okay. 00:14:34.708 --> 00:14:36.960 align:center There's no need to be nervous. 00:14:37.044 --> 00:14:39.046 align:center It's just us talking here. 00:14:39.129 --> 00:14:41.840 align:center Well, first of all, Jeff, 00:14:43.217 --> 00:14:47.262 align:center I think we should acknowledge the pro forma nature of this interview. 00:14:48.472 --> 00:14:52.851 align:center I'm a legacy kid, on both sides, whose father has been a consistent donor. 00:14:53.393 --> 00:14:55.187 align:center And the reason he's been a consistent donor, 00:14:55.270 --> 00:14:59.066 align:center the reason so many graduates of the Ivies continue to support their alma maters, 00:14:59.149 --> 00:15:01.443 align:center is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there. 00:15:02.361 --> 00:15:03.779 align:center Because, well, let's be honest, 00:15:03.862 --> 00:15:05.656 align:center there are much worthier charities to support. 00:15:07.366 --> 00:15:09.701 align:center You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism, 00:15:09.785 --> 00:15:12.120 align:center and now, rather than try to undo the damage 00:15:12.204 --> 00:15:14.122 align:center or feed the hungry or house the homeless, 00:15:14.206 --> 00:15:16.792 align:center you're giving millions to 300-year-old institutions 00:15:16.875 --> 00:15:20.671 align:center riddled with systemic racism, anti-Semitism, and sexism, 00:15:21.505 --> 00:15:23.465 align:center in order to ensure that yet another generation 00:15:23.549 --> 00:15:26.760 align:center of privileged rich kids will continue to hoard the lion's share 00:15:26.844 --> 00:15:29.680 align:center of what's left of the planet's remaining resources, 00:15:29.763 --> 00:15:32.266 align:center while the unwashed masses go to war over the scraps. 00:15:33.767 --> 00:15:35.352 align:center So, I appreciate you taking the time, 00:15:36.687 --> 00:15:37.855 align:center but let's be honest. 00:15:38.730 --> 00:15:40.566 align:center We both know I'm going to be accepted 00:15:41.900 --> 00:15:44.403 align:center because you all engineered the system to do just that. 00:15:50.534 --> 00:15:52.327 align:center I didn't engineer anything. 00:15:52.411 --> 00:15:53.579 align:center Sorry. 00:15:54.621 --> 00:15:55.789 align:center Figure of speech. 00:15:59.376 --> 00:16:01.211 align:center Also, tennis. 00:16:02.129 --> 00:16:04.673 align:center - What? - I'm being recruited for tennis. 00:16:07.342 --> 00:16:08.844 align:center I probably should have led with that. 00:16:25.569 --> 00:16:27.779 align:center Now this is what I'm talkin' about! 00:16:39.583 --> 00:16:41.752 align:center - How much? - Twenty million. 00:16:41.835 --> 00:16:44.129 align:center - But I'm sure there's some wiggle room. - I'll take it. 00:16:45.130 --> 00:16:46.256 align:center Okay. 00:16:46.340 --> 00:16:48.842 align:center - So you're offering full asking? - Yeah, in cash. 00:16:48.926 --> 00:16:50.511 align:center But I wanna close by Monday. 00:16:50.594 --> 00:16:51.637 align:center - Monday? - Yeah. 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:53.597 align:center We're gonna need at least a week for contracts. 00:16:53.680 --> 00:16:55.265 align:center Then you're gonna wanna do a thorough inspection-- 00:16:55.349 --> 00:16:57.559 align:center I'm gonna have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires. 00:16:57.643 --> 00:16:59.520 align:center In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer. 00:16:59.603 --> 00:17:01.146 align:center Hey, congratulations. 00:17:01.730 --> 00:17:03.065 align:center You just sold your first house. 00:17:03.148 --> 00:17:05.776 align:center It… What is it you do again? 00:17:07.819 --> 00:17:10.989 align:center "We elect a US senator for how many years?" 00:17:11.531 --> 00:17:12.532 align:center Six. 00:17:12.616 --> 00:17:13.617 align:center Okay. 00:17:14.242 --> 00:17:17.496 align:center Name five of the original 13 states. 00:17:17.579 --> 00:17:18.914 align:center Colonies. 00:17:18.997 --> 00:17:20.332 align:center New York, New Jersey, 00:17:20.415 --> 00:17:22.792 align:center Connecticut, Massachusetts, 00:17:22.876 --> 00:17:24.627 align:center Rhode Island, Delaware, 00:17:25.253 --> 00:17:26.505 align:center New Hampshire, 00:17:27.339 --> 00:17:29.967 align:center Maryland, Virginia, 00:17:30.843 --> 00:17:33.512 align:center Pennsylvania, Georgia. 00:17:33.595 --> 00:17:35.472 align:center That's 11. 00:17:35.556 --> 00:17:37.099 align:center What am I forgetting? 00:17:37.182 --> 00:17:39.643 align:center - How do you know all this? - I watch a lot of Jeopardy! 00:17:48.819 --> 00:17:49.987 align:center Guess what? 00:17:50.529 --> 00:17:51.572 align:center What? 00:17:52.739 --> 00:17:55.659 align:center A drawer full of Cartier LOVE Bracelets. 00:17:57.578 --> 00:18:00.831 align:center I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears like ten of them. 00:18:00.914 --> 00:18:03.458 align:center I don't get it. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress, 00:18:03.542 --> 00:18:05.335 align:center but they all need to have this one thing. 00:18:05.419 --> 00:18:07.254 align:center It's like a requirement or something. 00:18:07.337 --> 00:18:10.007 align:center You want me to grab you a couple? They'll never miss 'em. 00:18:10.090 --> 00:18:11.550 align:center That's not a club I need to join. 00:18:11.633 --> 00:18:13.719 align:center Okay? Just find the pen. 00:18:13.802 --> 00:18:16.305 align:center It's in the office behind the primary bedroom. 00:18:17.139 --> 00:18:18.891 align:center North and South Carolina. 00:18:18.974 --> 00:18:20.976 align:center - What? - The other two colonies. 00:18:21.059 --> 00:18:24.062 align:center Okay. Now you're just showing off. 00:18:32.029 --> 00:18:33.488 align:center It's not in the desk. 00:18:38.911 --> 00:18:39.912 align:center Oh. Bingo. 00:18:39.995 --> 00:18:41.163 align:center Drawer full of pens. 00:18:43.123 --> 00:18:47.669 align:center You sure he would keep something this valuable in a mess like this? 00:18:47.753 --> 00:18:50.464 align:center Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen 00:18:50.547 --> 00:18:53.008 align:center every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in a drawer. 00:18:53.091 --> 00:18:54.843 align:center It's like some sort of ritual. 00:18:54.927 --> 00:18:55.928 align:center All right. 00:18:57.721 --> 00:18:58.722 align:center Found it. 00:18:59.306 --> 00:19:02.184 align:center The Etoile de Montblanc Joailliere Fountain Pen. 00:19:02.893 --> 00:19:05.020 align:center With just 15 produced worldwide, 00:19:05.103 --> 00:19:09.107 align:center this limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18-karat rose gold. 00:19:10.192 --> 00:19:12.569 align:center Adorned with Cognac diamonds 00:19:12.653 --> 00:19:16.281 align:center and a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than RIMOWA wheels, 00:19:16.365 --> 00:19:17.991 align:center it's not just a pen 00:19:19.201 --> 00:19:24.081 align:center but an aspirational work of art reselling for $165,000. 00:19:24.164 --> 00:19:25.499 align:center I'm not sure what's worse. 00:19:25.582 --> 00:19:27.292 align:center That someone pays that for a pen 00:19:27.376 --> 00:19:30.170 align:center or that he tosses it into a cluttered drawer with 30 others. 00:19:30.254 --> 00:19:32.923 align:center Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it. 00:19:33.006 --> 00:19:34.716 align:center - Shit. - What? 00:19:34.800 --> 00:19:36.844 align:center I dropped the fucking thing. Hold on. Let me get it. 00:19:36.927 --> 00:19:38.554 align:center I got it. 00:19:41.723 --> 00:19:43.517 align:center Coop? What happened? 00:19:43.600 --> 00:19:44.601 align:center Coop? 00:19:45.853 --> 00:19:46.854 align:center What is it? 00:19:46.937 --> 00:19:49.606 align:center My back went out. 00:19:49.690 --> 00:19:51.441 align:center It really fucking hurts. 00:19:51.525 --> 00:19:54.152 align:center - I can't move. - What do you mean you can't move? 00:19:54.236 --> 00:19:56.321 align:center - Just get out here. - I mean I can't move. 00:19:57.698 --> 00:19:59.241 align:center I'm lying on my back. 00:19:59.324 --> 00:20:00.617 align:center You can't be serious, Coop. 00:20:00.701 --> 00:20:02.786 align:center Do I sound like I'm fucking joking? 00:20:02.870 --> 00:20:05.038 align:center Shit. Okay. I'm coming in. 00:20:05.122 --> 00:20:06.290 align:center No! 00:20:07.666 --> 00:20:08.959 align:center My back had been seizing up 00:20:09.042 --> 00:20:11.587 align:center ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year. 00:20:11.670 --> 00:20:14.756 align:center Usually a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick, 00:20:14.840 --> 00:20:16.508 align:center and a few days later, I'd be golden. 00:20:16.592 --> 00:20:18.260 align:center But I didn't have a few days. 00:20:18.343 --> 00:20:21.096 align:center I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back. 00:20:21.180 --> 00:20:22.806 align:center And when it came to thinking up an explanation 00:20:22.890 --> 00:20:24.558 align:center for how I came to be lying on their floor, 00:20:24.641 --> 00:20:25.851 align:center I was drawing a blank. 00:20:25.934 --> 00:20:27.686 align:center Okay. Shit. We gotta move. 00:20:27.769 --> 00:20:29.980 align:center Okay. Okay. Just help me up here. 00:20:30.063 --> 00:20:31.481 align:center - Okay. - Just… 00:20:31.565 --> 00:20:32.983 align:center Fuck, no. 00:20:33.066 --> 00:20:35.110 align:center - Sorry. Okay, okay, okay. - Fuck, fuck. Oh, no. 00:20:38.322 --> 00:20:40.991 align:center God, you're like dead fucking weight. 00:20:41.074 --> 00:20:44.578 align:center - I can't move you. Can you crawl? - No, I can't even roll over. 00:20:44.661 --> 00:20:46.747 align:center - This is crazy. - Just give me a few minutes. 00:20:46.830 --> 00:20:48.457 align:center - We don't have a few minutes. - Well, then go. 00:20:48.540 --> 00:20:50.292 align:center - I'll figure something out. - I'm not gonna bail on you. 00:20:50.375 --> 00:20:51.710 align:center Well, I can't move. 00:20:51.793 --> 00:20:54.129 align:center - We're gonna have to call someone. - No. No. 00:20:54.213 --> 00:20:56.089 align:center You can't move! 00:20:56.173 --> 00:20:59.468 align:center - Fuck! Fuck. - Come on, Coop. 00:21:02.930 --> 00:21:05.474 align:center - We have to call someone. - No shit. 00:21:07.851 --> 00:21:08.936 align:center Who? 00:21:10.062 --> 00:21:11.772 align:center Okay. What the fuck? 00:21:11.855 --> 00:21:14.233 align:center I'll explain later. Can you… Can you just please help me up? 00:21:14.316 --> 00:21:17.110 align:center You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house 00:21:17.194 --> 00:21:18.403 align:center with Nick's housekeeper? 00:21:18.487 --> 00:21:19.488 align:center Elena. 00:21:19.571 --> 00:21:20.572 align:center I know your name. 00:21:21.198 --> 00:21:23.825 align:center Question… Whose house is this? 00:21:23.909 --> 00:21:25.786 align:center - The Hemmings'. - And you know them how? 00:21:25.869 --> 00:21:26.995 align:center We don't. 00:21:28.330 --> 00:21:29.998 align:center "We don't." "We don't." 00:21:30.082 --> 00:21:32.584 align:center - "We"? Really? "We"? - Can we hurry this up, please? 00:21:32.668 --> 00:21:34.545 align:center - We need to move. - Just so I'm clear, 00:21:34.628 --> 00:21:37.214 align:center and I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here, 00:21:37.297 --> 00:21:39.216 align:center we are currently trespassing? 00:21:39.299 --> 00:21:41.385 align:center - Correct. - And why would we be doing that? 00:21:41.468 --> 00:21:43.303 align:center Okay. They're gonna be home any minute. 00:21:43.387 --> 00:21:45.264 align:center So can we finish up this Q and A later? 00:21:45.347 --> 00:21:46.849 align:center Q and A? 00:21:46.932 --> 00:21:48.684 align:center That's… That's funny. 00:21:48.767 --> 00:21:50.060 align:center She's funny. Who knew? 00:21:50.143 --> 00:21:51.728 align:center Barney! Please? 00:21:54.439 --> 00:21:55.440 align:center Okay. 00:21:55.524 --> 00:21:58.277 align:center You grab his left. I'll grab his right. On three. 00:21:58.986 --> 00:22:00.946 align:center - One, two, three. - Two. 00:22:03.866 --> 00:22:05.576 align:center When does your sister get home? 00:22:05.659 --> 00:22:08.579 align:center She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least. 00:22:08.662 --> 00:22:10.205 align:center Okay. Do you have pills for this? 00:22:10.289 --> 00:22:11.999 align:center Yeah. Upstairs in the medicine cabinet. 00:22:12.082 --> 00:22:14.376 align:center There's Flexeril and Percocet. Please. Both of them. 00:22:14.459 --> 00:22:15.460 align:center Yep. 00:22:19.590 --> 00:22:23.677 align:center So instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell, 00:22:24.261 --> 00:22:27.431 align:center a job that would pay you seven or eight figures annually before bonus, 00:22:27.514 --> 00:22:30.767 align:center you're, um, robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper? 00:22:30.851 --> 00:22:33.103 align:center - Elena. - I know her name. 00:22:36.690 --> 00:22:39.860 align:center - I take it you two are… - What? No. What? 00:22:39.943 --> 00:22:41.612 align:center Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that… 00:22:41.695 --> 00:22:44.698 align:center that would be the crazy part in this whole fucked up scenario. 00:22:44.781 --> 00:22:46.158 align:center I know it's a lot to absorb. 00:22:46.241 --> 00:22:47.993 align:center I'm not absorbing anything. 00:22:48.076 --> 00:22:49.077 align:center You know why? 00:22:49.161 --> 00:22:50.913 align:center Because it doesn't make any fucking sense. 00:22:50.996 --> 00:22:54.541 align:center I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine. 00:22:54.625 --> 00:22:57.586 align:center I mean, not fine, but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it. 00:22:57.669 --> 00:23:00.047 align:center But if not that, then-then what? What is this? 00:23:00.130 --> 00:23:03.759 align:center Is this some sort of elaborate, three-stage midlife crisis? 00:23:03.842 --> 00:23:05.093 align:center You know, divorce wasn't enough. 00:23:05.177 --> 00:23:06.512 align:center Losing your job wasn't enough. 00:23:06.595 --> 00:23:08.305 align:center Getting arrested for murder wasn't… 00:23:09.723 --> 00:23:10.891 align:center Oh, my God. 00:23:13.769 --> 00:23:15.062 align:center Coop, did you kill Paul Levitt? 00:23:15.145 --> 00:23:16.855 align:center No. What are you talking about? 00:23:16.939 --> 00:23:18.982 align:center I don't know what I'm talking about! 00:23:19.066 --> 00:23:23.111 align:center My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar. 00:23:23.195 --> 00:23:25.822 align:center I mean, how do you even move this stuff? Do you have a fence? 00:23:25.906 --> 00:23:27.115 align:center No. You know… No. 00:23:27.908 --> 00:23:29.576 align:center Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. 00:23:34.581 --> 00:23:35.707 align:center Wait a minute. 00:23:39.294 --> 00:23:40.546 align:center Coop. 00:23:42.589 --> 00:23:44.800 align:center Those guys who beat you up… 00:23:46.385 --> 00:23:47.845 align:center who ran me over… 00:23:49.012 --> 00:23:50.889 align:center that was connected to this? 00:23:53.100 --> 00:23:54.726 align:center I could've been fucking killed. 00:23:55.519 --> 00:23:56.645 align:center I thought we had moved past this. 00:23:56.728 --> 00:23:58.772 align:center I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief. 00:24:00.148 --> 00:24:02.234 align:center What a relief. 00:24:07.072 --> 00:24:08.073 align:center Thank you. 00:24:12.953 --> 00:24:14.997 align:center - What? - Oh, nothing. I just… 00:24:15.581 --> 00:24:17.749 align:center I just can't wait to hear this meet-cute story. 00:24:17.833 --> 00:24:19.168 align:center Do you have a problem with me? 00:24:19.251 --> 00:24:21.128 align:center Of course I have a problem with you. 00:24:21.211 --> 00:24:23.714 align:center - I have a problem with all of this! - Don't yell at me! 00:24:23.797 --> 00:24:26.383 align:center I'm not yelling at you! I'm yelling near you! 00:24:26.466 --> 00:24:28.719 align:center You're filling the whole room with your fucking voice! 00:24:28.802 --> 00:24:31.763 align:center Guys! Enough! Goddamn it. 00:24:33.140 --> 00:24:35.058 align:center I got to get the fuck out of here. 00:24:35.142 --> 00:24:36.310 align:center Barney. 00:24:36.393 --> 00:24:38.020 align:center - Barney. - What? 00:24:39.771 --> 00:24:41.148 align:center Thank you for coming to get me. 00:24:41.773 --> 00:24:42.941 align:center Fuck you, Coop. 00:24:43.609 --> 00:24:44.902 align:center Fuck you very much. 00:24:48.697 --> 00:24:50.449 align:center Fuck! 00:24:50.532 --> 00:24:53.243 align:center That actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to. 00:24:53.327 --> 00:24:56.622 align:center - I know. You can't… - And they were like… Yeah. 00:24:56.705 --> 00:24:57.748 align:center Thanks. 00:24:58.290 --> 00:25:00.167 align:center Just give us a second. Thanks. 00:25:03.629 --> 00:25:05.255 align:center - I feel like they're kicking us out. - I know. 00:25:05.339 --> 00:25:06.924 align:center We do seem to be closing the place down. 00:25:12.930 --> 00:25:13.931 align:center What? 00:25:14.640 --> 00:25:16.016 align:center I really can't remember the last time 00:25:16.099 --> 00:25:18.602 align:center I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this. 00:25:18.685 --> 00:25:21.688 align:center I have been exceptionally witty tonight. 00:25:21.772 --> 00:25:24.608 align:center - Oh, really? Is that what it is? - Oh, yeah. I brought my best material. 00:25:24.691 --> 00:25:27.819 align:center - So it's all downhill from here? - Oh, yeah, pretty much. 00:25:29.905 --> 00:25:31.156 align:center God. 00:25:32.574 --> 00:25:35.661 align:center When… When you get divorced, 00:25:36.411 --> 00:25:39.581 align:center I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage, 00:25:39.665 --> 00:25:42.209 align:center you don't think about the complications that are gonna come afterwards. 00:25:42.292 --> 00:25:46.547 align:center So when they finally do come, they kind of knock you on your ass. 00:25:46.630 --> 00:25:49.466 align:center So it's been complicated? 00:25:49.550 --> 00:25:51.677 align:center You could say that, yeah. 00:25:51.760 --> 00:25:53.303 align:center But you're over it? 00:25:53.387 --> 00:25:54.596 align:center I'm working on it. 00:25:55.639 --> 00:25:58.225 align:center What about him? Are you over him? 00:25:58.308 --> 00:25:59.393 align:center Who? 00:26:04.690 --> 00:26:05.732 align:center I am. 00:26:06.942 --> 00:26:09.194 align:center Absolutely. And then some. 00:26:09.987 --> 00:26:11.363 align:center So you're conflicted? 00:26:15.367 --> 00:26:17.828 align:center Well, I mean, the way I see it… 00:26:18.662 --> 00:26:20.330 align:center is if we had known in advance 00:26:20.414 --> 00:26:23.041 align:center how complicated our divorces were gonna be, 00:26:23.125 --> 00:26:27.754 align:center emotionally, financially, fucking logistically… 00:26:28.422 --> 00:26:33.260 align:center we'd all probably just give up and still be in our lousy marriages. 00:26:33.343 --> 00:26:36.013 align:center Then where would we be? 00:26:38.223 --> 00:26:40.225 align:center - Not here. - Exactly. 00:26:40.809 --> 00:26:43.854 align:center Well, given we are here, I'm just wondering… 00:26:46.607 --> 00:26:48.108 align:center what happens next? 00:27:12.549 --> 00:27:14.718 align:center - Wait, wait, wait. - What? What? What? 00:27:14.801 --> 00:27:18.680 align:center - I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. It's all right. 00:27:20.182 --> 00:27:21.850 align:center You all right? 00:27:21.934 --> 00:27:24.728 align:center Yes. I'm sorry. I just… I suddenly don't feel well. 00:27:24.811 --> 00:27:27.773 align:center - Oh, God. It's okay. Is this… - I mean… 00:27:27.856 --> 00:27:29.441 align:center Something I did? 00:27:29.525 --> 00:27:32.694 align:center I promise I'm not blowing you off. 00:27:32.778 --> 00:27:35.239 align:center - Okay. - I was very much with the program. 00:27:35.322 --> 00:27:36.698 align:center - Okay. - Just… 00:27:36.782 --> 00:27:38.450 align:center Listen, hey, it's fine. It's fine. 00:27:39.076 --> 00:27:40.494 align:center Why don't I take you home? 00:27:50.254 --> 00:27:51.922 align:center I'm home! 00:27:53.382 --> 00:27:57.636 align:center So if anybody's in a state of undress or making out, 00:27:58.220 --> 00:28:01.682 align:center please take the appropriate measures now. 00:28:04.810 --> 00:28:05.978 align:center Hi, baby. 00:28:07.729 --> 00:28:08.856 align:center Hey, Mom. 00:28:08.939 --> 00:28:11.400 align:center Where's Morgan? I thought you were hanging out tonight? 00:28:12.025 --> 00:28:13.151 align:center No, it's just me. 00:28:13.235 --> 00:28:15.112 align:center - Hi. - They got into a fight. 00:28:15.195 --> 00:28:16.405 align:center No, it wasn't a fight. 00:28:16.488 --> 00:28:17.739 align:center It sounded like a fight. 00:28:18.740 --> 00:28:20.409 align:center Well, that stinks. 00:28:27.708 --> 00:28:29.751 align:center Who can fight with this face? 00:28:29.835 --> 00:28:31.837 align:center I think you might be slightly biased. 00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:34.965 align:center Well, according to Morgan, I'm an asshole. 00:28:35.841 --> 00:28:36.842 align:center I will cut her. 00:28:38.135 --> 00:28:39.219 align:center How was your date? 00:28:39.303 --> 00:28:40.971 align:center I was thinking about hanging it up. 00:28:41.889 --> 00:28:44.183 align:center - Yeah? Me too. - Perfect. 00:28:45.017 --> 00:28:46.435 align:center You can live with me forever. 00:28:47.686 --> 00:28:50.731 align:center Take care of me when I am old and infirm. 00:28:50.814 --> 00:28:52.900 align:center Okay. But I'm not gonna change your diapers. 00:28:53.650 --> 00:28:54.651 align:center Fair. 00:28:54.735 --> 00:28:57.029 align:center We can have a ton of cats. 00:28:57.112 --> 00:28:58.405 align:center It'll be great. 00:29:19.051 --> 00:29:20.719 align:center Nothing made you more aware of being alone 00:29:20.802 --> 00:29:23.514 align:center than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed. 00:29:25.682 --> 00:29:30.395 align:center My back was already feeling better, which is to say, it hurt like hell. 00:29:34.274 --> 00:29:37.778 align:center And as much as I wanted to blame it all on that beating I took last year, 00:29:37.861 --> 00:29:40.572 align:center the ugly truth was that I had a bad back, 00:29:40.656 --> 00:29:44.034 align:center and a shrinking bladder, and being middle-aged sucked. 00:30:26.159 --> 00:30:28.161 align:center The new place is beautiful. 00:30:28.245 --> 00:30:29.496 align:center Congratulations. 00:30:30.831 --> 00:30:31.832 align:center Thank you. 00:30:36.753 --> 00:30:39.756 align:center "A deluxe apartment in the sky." 00:30:42.676 --> 00:30:43.760 align:center I'm sorry? 00:30:44.303 --> 00:30:47.389 align:center It's The Jeffersons… 00:30:48.724 --> 00:30:49.725 align:center You remember? 00:30:49.808 --> 00:30:51.518 align:center It was a television show from when I was a… 00:30:51.602 --> 00:30:53.228 align:center You know what? Never mind. It's… 00:30:56.398 --> 00:30:57.774 align:center Grace is worried about you. 00:30:57.858 --> 00:30:59.776 align:center Well, there's nothing to worry about, so… 00:30:59.860 --> 00:31:01.612 align:center We wouldn't be here if that were true. 00:31:02.821 --> 00:31:04.656 align:center Well, anyone can have a bad year. 00:31:04.740 --> 00:31:06.742 align:center Your business model is flawed. 00:31:06.825 --> 00:31:12.289 align:center Your risk is not properly managed. You depend too much on too few clients. 00:31:12.372 --> 00:31:15.834 align:center One of them has a bad year and it hits your bottom line too hard. 00:31:15.918 --> 00:31:18.003 align:center Respectfully, 00:31:18.086 --> 00:31:22.424 align:center the art of wealth management is choosing clients like stocks. 00:31:22.508 --> 00:31:26.303 align:center You know, you make educated decisions based on a wide array of data points. 00:31:26.386 --> 00:31:29.056 align:center For instance, Nick Brandes, one of my largest clients, 00:31:29.139 --> 00:31:30.849 align:center he just signed a major broadcasting deal. 00:31:31.433 --> 00:31:33.143 align:center And what happens if he leaves you? 00:31:33.227 --> 00:31:34.311 align:center Or gets hit by a truck? 00:31:34.394 --> 00:31:35.521 align:center Mr. Park-- 00:31:35.604 --> 00:31:37.064 align:center You rely too much on other people 00:31:37.147 --> 00:31:39.358 align:center making their money instead of you making your money yourself. 00:31:39.441 --> 00:31:41.276 align:center I make my money… 00:31:42.402 --> 00:31:45.906 align:center by providing a valuable and exclusive service. 00:31:47.574 --> 00:31:51.453 align:center I have relationships across every financial sector. 00:31:51.537 --> 00:31:54.164 align:center You don't work hard enough for what you have. 00:31:54.248 --> 00:31:56.708 align:center Says the man who inherited his business from his father. 00:32:00.921 --> 00:32:02.965 align:center And I have no sons to do the same. 00:32:03.882 --> 00:32:05.551 align:center - I thought maybe Grace-- - She doesn't want it. 00:32:06.134 --> 00:32:07.219 align:center She wants it… 00:32:08.804 --> 00:32:09.972 align:center for you. 00:32:10.556 --> 00:32:14.268 align:center So… So you're… you're offering me a job? 00:32:18.897 --> 00:32:20.232 align:center You don't even like me. 00:32:23.235 --> 00:32:24.820 align:center That's true. 00:32:28.073 --> 00:32:30.075 align:center Okay then. I'll think about it. 00:32:35.831 --> 00:32:37.082 align:center How's that back, Coop? 00:32:37.165 --> 00:32:39.251 align:center It's getting there. Thank you. 00:32:39.334 --> 00:32:41.962 align:center I'm gonna send you to my man Kimo. 00:32:42.045 --> 00:32:44.047 align:center He did physio for me after my knee surgery. 00:32:44.131 --> 00:32:45.674 align:center Dude's got magic hands. 00:32:46.425 --> 00:32:48.093 align:center Well, I just got a Toradol shot, 00:32:48.177 --> 00:32:50.929 align:center so that's doing the majority of the heavy lifting right now. 00:32:51.013 --> 00:32:52.055 align:center Yeah, that works too. 00:32:52.139 --> 00:32:53.182 align:center It does. 00:32:53.265 --> 00:32:55.893 align:center I had a bulging disc a few years ago. You guys remember that? 00:32:57.060 --> 00:33:00.731 align:center Oh, man. I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one. 00:33:00.814 --> 00:33:03.901 align:center Acupuncture, stem cell therapy, you name it. 00:33:04.818 --> 00:33:06.737 align:center I thought my golfing days were over. 00:33:07.571 --> 00:33:09.990 align:center When we weren't talking about finance or sports 00:33:10.073 --> 00:33:11.658 align:center or the finance of sports, 00:33:11.742 --> 00:33:15.204 align:center we devoted a lot of time to our growing laundry list of injuries. 00:33:15.287 --> 00:33:16.538 align:center We were men of a certain age, 00:33:16.622 --> 00:33:18.665 align:center all former jocks in some capacity, 00:33:18.749 --> 00:33:20.918 align:center confronting the inevitable decline of our bodies 00:33:21.001 --> 00:33:23.212 align:center through a combination of concierge doctors, 00:33:23.295 --> 00:33:27.382 align:center cutting-edge pharmaceuticals, trainers, and talking it all to death. 00:33:27.466 --> 00:33:30.302 align:center It was just another club we all belonged to. 00:33:30.385 --> 00:33:34.181 align:center Hey, you guys get invited to this party up at the, uh, estate on Bisbee? 00:33:34.264 --> 00:33:35.557 align:center Yeah. 00:33:35.641 --> 00:33:37.184 align:center Who is this guy? 00:33:37.267 --> 00:33:38.852 align:center Owen Ashe. 00:33:40.145 --> 00:33:42.606 align:center Apparently he made a fortune on shipping. 00:33:42.689 --> 00:33:44.274 align:center Paid asking on the house. 00:33:44.358 --> 00:33:46.276 align:center Twenty million. All cash. 00:33:46.360 --> 00:33:48.487 align:center - Jesus. - Wow. 00:33:48.570 --> 00:33:49.863 align:center Here comes the neighborhood. 00:33:50.697 --> 00:33:53.075 align:center Geez, and he's throwing himself a welcome-to-town party? 00:33:53.158 --> 00:33:54.618 align:center Sounds like a douche. 00:33:54.701 --> 00:33:56.161 align:center I don't know. 00:33:56.245 --> 00:33:59.373 align:center It's like The Great Gatsby or something. Could be fun. 00:33:59.456 --> 00:34:00.832 align:center You know how that book ended, right? 00:34:04.169 --> 00:34:07.840 align:center Well, I heard it was, uh, Sam Levitt who made the sale. 00:34:07.923 --> 00:34:09.216 align:center Oh, yeah? 00:34:09.299 --> 00:34:10.592 align:center Good for her. 00:34:10.676 --> 00:34:11.717 align:center "Good for her"? 00:34:12.219 --> 00:34:16.056 align:center She desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder. 00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:18.475 align:center Did she? Who can remember? 00:34:18.559 --> 00:34:21.143 align:center Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold Bisbee. 00:34:21.228 --> 00:34:23.981 align:center She probably split, what, 00:34:24.523 --> 00:34:27.775 align:center a million dollars in commission with the listing agent? 00:34:27.860 --> 00:34:31.822 align:center God. She tries to send Coop away for life, now she's making six figures. 00:34:31.905 --> 00:34:33.447 align:center That's America for you. 00:34:33.532 --> 00:34:34.616 align:center Yeah. 00:34:34.699 --> 00:34:36.909 align:center I thought your guy was trying to make it great again. 00:34:40.080 --> 00:34:42.416 align:center Hey, hey, hey. No politics at the club. 00:34:42.498 --> 00:34:43.583 align:center Is that a rule now? 00:34:49.840 --> 00:34:55.179 align:center We are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's heir apparent. 00:34:55.262 --> 00:34:57.973 align:center Dare I say, LeBron and Steph who? 00:34:58.056 --> 00:34:59.349 align:center Calm down, Greeny. 00:34:59.433 --> 00:35:01.602 align:center - Please calm down. - Yeah, Mike. Come on, man. 00:35:01.685 --> 00:35:05.314 align:center Let's see him do what the King's been doing consistently for 20-plus years. 00:35:05.397 --> 00:35:07.316 align:center I don't know. I've never seen him do a Sombor Shuffle. 00:35:07.399 --> 00:35:10.319 align:center Okay. Then how about play defense like my guy, Kawhi? 00:35:10.402 --> 00:35:11.403 align:center Oh, that's your guy now? 00:35:11.486 --> 00:35:13.530 align:center Yeah, that's my guy. We're both Spurs legends 00:35:13.614 --> 00:35:15.782 align:center - with the hardware to prove it. - Since when do you watch sports? 00:35:15.866 --> 00:35:18.702 align:center It's Nick's second week on air. I'm just checking in. 00:35:19.411 --> 00:35:20.829 align:center Let's do the math on this thing. 00:35:20.913 --> 00:35:22.664 align:center - Don't forget to carry the one. - No, you're not. 00:35:22.748 --> 00:35:24.750 align:center - It was one season of overlap. - No, I'm not. 00:35:59.076 --> 00:36:01.245 align:center Something wrong? 00:36:01.870 --> 00:36:04.665 align:center Nothing. Just keep doing what you're doing. 00:36:08.001 --> 00:36:09.920 align:center There's nothing really going on down there. 00:36:14.258 --> 00:36:15.425 align:center Okay. 00:36:15.509 --> 00:36:16.510 align:center Oh, Jesus. 00:36:18.345 --> 00:36:21.098 align:center Okay, it's okay, Barney. 00:36:24.309 --> 00:36:26.270 align:center Hey. Hey, what is it? 00:36:26.353 --> 00:36:27.437 align:center Talk to me. 00:36:27.521 --> 00:36:29.565 align:center Do you need me to do something different? 00:36:29.648 --> 00:36:31.316 align:center Yes, actually. 00:36:31.984 --> 00:36:34.319 align:center I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay? 00:36:34.403 --> 00:36:36.363 align:center I keep seeing his smug, condescending face. 00:36:36.446 --> 00:36:37.990 align:center It makes it hard to have sex with his daughter. 00:36:38.073 --> 00:36:40.158 align:center I was just trying to help. 00:36:40.242 --> 00:36:43.579 align:center And since you asked, less pressure on the balls, okay? 00:36:44.121 --> 00:36:45.622 align:center A little goes a long way down there. 00:36:48.292 --> 00:36:49.543 align:center Goddamn it. 00:36:50.460 --> 00:36:52.171 align:center I remember 00:36:53.338 --> 00:36:57.134 align:center I remember Don't worry, worry 00:36:58.218 --> 00:37:01.430 align:center How could I ever forget? 00:37:01.513 --> 00:37:03.932 align:center It was the first time 00:37:05.726 --> 00:37:09.563 align:center The last time that we ever met 00:37:12.858 --> 00:37:19.656 align:center Oh, and I know the reason why You keep this silence up 00:37:19.740 --> 00:37:21.366 align:center Up, up 00:37:21.450 --> 00:37:24.953 align:center No, you don't fool me 00:37:25.037 --> 00:37:30.292 align:center 'Cause the hurt doesn't show But the pain still grows 00:37:30.375 --> 00:37:33.003 align:center It's no stranger to you and me 00:37:34.129 --> 00:37:38.133 align:center I'd been feeling a little bit off, but then when he tried to, you know… 00:37:40.052 --> 00:37:41.136 align:center - Yeah? - Get in there. 00:37:41.678 --> 00:37:42.679 align:center That's when I knew. 00:37:43.764 --> 00:37:44.765 align:center Menopause. 00:37:44.848 --> 00:37:45.849 align:center Yeah. 00:37:53.440 --> 00:37:54.691 align:center Keep this in your purse. 00:37:56.652 --> 00:37:59.279 align:center Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars. 00:37:59.363 --> 00:38:02.324 align:center I don't understand. You just carry lube around with you? 00:38:02.407 --> 00:38:04.576 align:center Yeah, you gotta be prepared. 00:38:05.160 --> 00:38:06.537 align:center And on my meds, it's just… 00:38:07.037 --> 00:38:10.207 align:center It makes it, like, drier than Death Valley down there. 00:38:10.290 --> 00:38:13.252 align:center As much as I'd like to hear more about that, 00:38:13.335 --> 00:38:17.381 align:center I texted you because one of the music teachers from Mayfield 00:38:17.464 --> 00:38:20.425 align:center got a touring gig and is leaving for the rest of the semester, 00:38:20.509 --> 00:38:22.678 align:center and they need a replacement. 00:38:23.262 --> 00:38:24.471 align:center I'm not a teacher. 00:38:25.264 --> 00:38:27.683 align:center Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better. 00:38:27.766 --> 00:38:29.601 align:center No, I don't know. 00:38:30.394 --> 00:38:32.646 align:center 'Cause on my best day, it's like… 00:38:33.480 --> 00:38:35.983 align:center You wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield material. 00:38:36.525 --> 00:38:38.652 align:center And that is not a bad thing. 'Cause ew. 00:38:38.735 --> 00:38:41.363 align:center You said you wanted more independence. 00:38:41.446 --> 00:38:42.948 align:center Speaking as a therapist-- 00:38:43.031 --> 00:38:44.199 align:center An unemployed therapist. 00:38:44.283 --> 00:38:45.826 align:center - By choice. - Really? 00:38:45.909 --> 00:38:47.744 align:center I'm actually writing a book. 00:38:48.328 --> 00:38:49.746 align:center What's it about? 00:38:49.830 --> 00:38:50.831 align:center No, don't try to do that. 00:38:50.914 --> 00:38:55.502 align:center We're talking about you and independence, which requires confidence. 00:38:55.586 --> 00:38:57.880 align:center And confidence comes from activation. 00:39:00.007 --> 00:39:02.176 align:center You're doing so great. You're staying on your meds, 00:39:02.259 --> 00:39:05.888 align:center you're regulated, you're showing up to work. 00:39:07.181 --> 00:39:09.141 align:center Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge? 00:39:09.224 --> 00:39:11.310 align:center Besides, you're never gonna get your own place 00:39:11.393 --> 00:39:13.145 align:center based on what they pay you here. 00:39:13.228 --> 00:39:16.607 align:center Well, I thought I would just marry rich, you know, like everyone else does. 00:39:16.690 --> 00:39:18.108 align:center Yeah, that's a much better idea. 00:39:23.030 --> 00:39:26.450 align:center Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop. 00:39:26.533 --> 00:39:28.035 align:center It's nothing to be ashamed of. 00:39:28.118 --> 00:39:29.119 align:center No, I know. 00:39:30.204 --> 00:39:31.330 align:center I just feel like 00:39:32.956 --> 00:39:35.167 align:center I'm getting older and he's just 00:39:37.085 --> 00:39:39.671 align:center getting better and better looking. 00:39:53.602 --> 00:39:56.146 align:center Hey, Barney. It's Coop. Again. 00:39:56.772 --> 00:39:59.733 align:center Thought maybe I'd run into you at the club, but no dice. 00:39:59.816 --> 00:40:01.693 align:center Give me a call. We should probably talk. 00:40:02.736 --> 00:40:04.112 align:center Yes, that sounds great. 00:40:05.030 --> 00:40:06.532 align:center Yeah, and I just wanna make sure 00:40:06.615 --> 00:40:09.201 align:center you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience. 00:40:10.160 --> 00:40:12.829 align:center Oh, you have? Oh, that's nice. 00:40:13.830 --> 00:40:15.457 align:center Yeah, I play there four nights a week. 00:40:16.250 --> 00:40:18.210 align:center Yeah, great. 00:40:19.169 --> 00:40:20.587 align:center Yes, I will be there. 00:40:21.755 --> 00:40:24.132 align:center Okay. Bye. 00:40:26.134 --> 00:40:27.219 align:center What was all that about? 00:40:27.928 --> 00:40:30.222 align:center That was about me being a music teacher. 00:40:30.973 --> 00:40:31.974 align:center Guitar lessons? 00:40:32.057 --> 00:40:36.228 align:center No. They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year. 00:40:36.311 --> 00:40:38.146 align:center Mayfield? You've never taught before. 00:40:38.230 --> 00:40:39.356 align:center That's what I said. 00:40:39.439 --> 00:40:41.358 align:center But Mel already went to the head of school, 00:40:41.441 --> 00:40:44.611 align:center and apparently she's seen me perform at The Tap, so… 00:40:45.487 --> 00:40:46.613 align:center I got an interview. 00:40:48.240 --> 00:40:49.491 align:center Wow, that's great. 00:40:50.075 --> 00:40:51.869 align:center You look nice. Where you going? Got a hot date? 00:40:51.952 --> 00:40:53.871 align:center No. Party. 00:40:53.954 --> 00:40:55.247 align:center Anyone I know? 00:40:55.330 --> 00:40:57.708 align:center No. In fact, no one I know. Do you wanna come? 00:40:57.791 --> 00:40:59.042 align:center Can I wear this? 00:40:59.126 --> 00:41:00.961 align:center - No. - Then no. 00:41:01.044 --> 00:41:03.088 align:center - Are you sure? - Yes. Hard pass. 00:41:03.589 --> 00:41:04.798 align:center One of us is gonna regret it. 00:41:04.882 --> 00:41:05.924 align:center Well, probably you. 00:41:06.008 --> 00:41:07.342 align:center No, it's probably gonna be you. 00:41:07.426 --> 00:41:08.719 align:center Well, no, it's gonna be you. 00:41:08.802 --> 00:41:09.803 align:center Mostly you. Bye. 00:41:09.887 --> 00:41:11.638 align:center Bye! 00:41:12.264 --> 00:41:13.557 align:center It's gonna be you. 00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:19.164 align:center This place is incredible. 00:42:19.248 --> 00:42:21.959 align:center I mean, the juxtapositions are really thoughtful. 00:42:22.042 --> 00:42:25.420 align:center The plaster, the flooring, the fixtures, it's all the original masonry. 00:42:25.504 --> 00:42:27.965 align:center How you doing? Hi, hi, hi. 00:42:28.048 --> 00:42:30.259 align:center So has anyone seen our host for the evening? 00:42:30.342 --> 00:42:31.718 align:center Dying to meet him. 00:42:31.802 --> 00:42:33.220 align:center He's gonna be bald and ugly. 00:42:33.303 --> 00:42:34.429 align:center You saw him? 00:42:34.513 --> 00:42:36.390 align:center No, but he's gotta be compensating for something. 00:42:36.473 --> 00:42:37.850 align:center Yeah, having too much money. 00:42:39.184 --> 00:42:41.019 align:center Mel, has Tori heard from Princeton yet? 00:42:41.812 --> 00:42:43.814 align:center - Any day now. - That must be so nerve-wracking. 00:42:43.897 --> 00:42:44.982 align:center You have no idea. 00:42:46.275 --> 00:42:47.943 align:center What about Chelsea, Jules? 00:42:48.026 --> 00:42:50.153 align:center Chelsea went with early decision at Duke. 00:42:51.530 --> 00:42:52.906 align:center It's not what Brad and I would've chosen, 00:42:52.990 --> 00:42:56.243 align:center but they have a great tennis team, and it's what Chelsea wanted. 00:42:57.119 --> 00:42:58.120 align:center That's good. 00:42:58.787 --> 00:43:00.747 align:center - Wait, is that him? - Lovely to meet you. Enjoy yourselves. 00:43:00.831 --> 00:43:02.749 align:center - Plenty of bars. - Wow. Thank you. 00:43:03.917 --> 00:43:05.752 align:center - Oh, hey. How's it going? - That's him. 00:43:06.712 --> 00:43:09.047 align:center You were right, Suze. He's really ugly, isn't he? 00:43:09.131 --> 00:43:11.675 align:center I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. 00:43:12.801 --> 00:43:14.344 align:center That's not what he'd be eating in my bed. 00:43:14.428 --> 00:43:16.138 align:center Oh, yeah, get it. 00:43:16.221 --> 00:43:17.848 align:center I bet he has a very small dick. 00:43:17.931 --> 00:43:19.349 align:center Absolutely. 00:43:19.433 --> 00:43:22.436 align:center Ladies! Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 00:43:22.519 --> 00:43:25.689 align:center Owen Ashe. My friends just call me Ashe. Thank you for coming. 00:43:25.772 --> 00:43:27.191 align:center Your house is stunning. 00:43:27.274 --> 00:43:28.317 align:center Thank you. 00:43:28.400 --> 00:43:30.944 align:center It has to be to compensate for my very small dick. 00:43:32.404 --> 00:43:33.405 align:center Right? 00:43:35.199 --> 00:43:36.408 align:center Oops. 00:43:36.491 --> 00:43:37.868 align:center That was… 00:43:37.951 --> 00:43:39.828 align:center - Sorry. - Yeah, that's… No worries. 00:43:48.295 --> 00:43:50.631 align:center - Uh-huh. - Okay, okay. What's your name? 00:43:50.714 --> 00:43:52.925 align:center - Kat Resnick. - Kat, very nice to meet you. 00:43:54.593 --> 00:43:56.428 align:center Excuse me. Enjoy yourselves, please. 00:43:56.512 --> 00:43:58.388 align:center I'm really looking forward to getting to know all of you. 00:43:59.097 --> 00:44:01.016 align:center Sam! You made it. 00:44:01.099 --> 00:44:02.267 align:center The place looks great. 00:44:02.351 --> 00:44:04.603 align:center How did you do all this so fast? 00:44:04.686 --> 00:44:06.647 align:center How did I do all this? I have a team. 00:44:06.730 --> 00:44:08.899 align:center - Of course you do. - Come on, let's get you a drink. 00:44:08.982 --> 00:44:11.610 align:center Oh, thanks, but I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you. 00:44:11.693 --> 00:44:12.903 align:center I'm not staying. 00:44:13.445 --> 00:44:16.240 align:center What? What do you mean you're not staying? Of course you're staying. 00:44:16.323 --> 00:44:17.741 align:center You're my only friend in Westmont Village. 00:44:17.824 --> 00:44:19.493 align:center You can't leave me with all these people. Come on. 00:44:19.576 --> 00:44:23.163 align:center These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me 00:44:23.247 --> 00:44:26.500 align:center to deal with all the withering mean girl stares tonight. 00:44:28.085 --> 00:44:30.087 align:center Oh, they don't love you. 00:44:30.754 --> 00:44:32.589 align:center I burned some bridges. 00:44:32.673 --> 00:44:37.386 align:center Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form, 00:44:37.469 --> 00:44:38.929 align:center there's always another way across. 00:44:39.012 --> 00:44:41.223 align:center - Come on, one drink. - No. Yeah, I'm gonna go. 00:44:41.306 --> 00:44:42.432 align:center Are you sure? 00:44:42.516 --> 00:44:43.517 align:center No. 00:44:53.110 --> 00:44:54.945 align:center - Door. - Thank you. 00:45:04.162 --> 00:45:05.414 align:center - Oh, God. Sorry. - Sorry. 00:45:05.497 --> 00:45:06.665 align:center Hi. 00:45:07.457 --> 00:45:09.334 align:center Don't worry, I'm leaving. 00:45:12.129 --> 00:45:13.130 align:center I wasn't worried. 00:45:13.213 --> 00:45:14.506 align:center Imagine my relief. 00:45:30.439 --> 00:45:33.025 align:center You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father. 00:45:33.108 --> 00:45:37.404 align:center The man just cannot hide his disappointment. 00:45:37.487 --> 00:45:38.488 align:center In you? 00:45:39.323 --> 00:45:41.783 align:center In you. For marrying me. 00:45:41.867 --> 00:45:44.453 align:center No, that's just his face. 00:45:47.080 --> 00:45:48.624 align:center Did he get into any specifics? 00:45:48.707 --> 00:45:52.002 align:center Why are you pushing this so hard? 00:45:53.837 --> 00:45:55.631 align:center No reason. No reason. 00:45:56.381 --> 00:45:57.633 align:center But also… 00:45:59.676 --> 00:46:03.764 align:center in completely unrelated news, I'm pregnant. 00:46:05.098 --> 00:46:06.099 align:center You… 00:46:09.478 --> 00:46:12.064 align:center Are you sure it's… 00:46:13.440 --> 00:46:15.317 align:center It's mine, right? I… 00:46:19.655 --> 00:46:20.864 align:center Does it… 00:46:21.949 --> 00:46:24.159 align:center Does it feel like a boy? 00:46:27.538 --> 00:46:28.997 align:center Get me the fuck away from this fish. 00:46:29.081 --> 00:46:30.666 align:center - I can't, I can't. - Okay. 00:46:45.556 --> 00:46:46.598 align:center Hey. 00:46:46.682 --> 00:46:48.225 align:center - Hi, guys. - You think that what? 00:46:48.308 --> 00:46:50.269 align:center Can I borrow her for a second? 00:46:50.352 --> 00:46:52.688 align:center - Sorry. Yeah, just… - Uh-oh. 00:46:52.771 --> 00:46:54.064 align:center - Good luck. - Hi. 00:46:54.147 --> 00:46:56.692 align:center Question… 00:46:57.568 --> 00:47:00.571 align:center Why didn't you tell me about this teaching thing at Mayfield? 00:47:02.155 --> 00:47:03.407 align:center You're not a musician. 00:47:03.907 --> 00:47:06.285 align:center Ali is not good with that kind of schedule. 00:47:06.368 --> 00:47:07.452 align:center How do you know? 00:47:07.536 --> 00:47:09.121 align:center She's been doing great, hasn't she? 00:47:09.204 --> 00:47:11.874 align:center Yes, and I would like her to keep doing great. 00:47:11.957 --> 00:47:14.376 align:center She's not a child, Coop. 00:47:14.459 --> 00:47:17.045 align:center She's a 40-year-old woman who'd like to do something with her life. 00:47:17.129 --> 00:47:18.505 align:center She's gonna screw this up. 00:47:18.589 --> 00:47:21.508 align:center Maybe. And maybe you have to let her. 00:47:21.592 --> 00:47:24.219 align:center You should've come to me first. 00:47:25.262 --> 00:47:26.805 align:center Stop trying to parent her. 00:47:26.889 --> 00:47:29.141 align:center Just be her brother. 00:47:29.224 --> 00:47:31.685 align:center Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice. 00:47:33.979 --> 00:47:35.063 align:center Jesus. 00:47:35.147 --> 00:47:36.857 align:center Okay. Wow. 00:47:36.940 --> 00:47:38.734 align:center Well, she seemed delightful. 00:47:38.817 --> 00:47:40.569 align:center To everyone else but me. 00:47:41.570 --> 00:47:42.571 align:center Owen Ashe, I presume. 00:47:42.654 --> 00:47:45.240 align:center - Oh, Ashe, please. - Wow, nice to meet… 00:47:45.324 --> 00:47:46.325 align:center Andrew Cooper. Coop. 00:47:46.408 --> 00:47:49.786 align:center Coop. Your reputation precedes you. 00:47:50.370 --> 00:47:52.748 align:center Wow. Well, I suppose that's my cross to bear. 00:47:52.831 --> 00:47:54.750 align:center Cross to bear? Hey, take it from me, 00:47:54.833 --> 00:47:56.710 align:center it's those experiences, the ones that challenge you, 00:47:56.793 --> 00:47:59.296 align:center and threaten you, and… humiliate you 00:47:59.379 --> 00:48:01.465 align:center that ultimately make your life worth living. 00:48:01.548 --> 00:48:03.800 align:center Otherwise we'd all medicate ourselves into bored oblivion 00:48:03.884 --> 00:48:06.720 align:center until there's no reason to get our catatonic asses out of bed anymore. 00:48:06.803 --> 00:48:08.597 align:center Hey, you were arrested for murder. 00:48:08.680 --> 00:48:10.766 align:center I mean, how many people can claim that? 00:48:10.849 --> 00:48:13.477 align:center - Most murderers. - Right. 00:48:13.560 --> 00:48:16.188 align:center So is there a Mrs. Ashe I should be saying thank you to? 00:48:16.271 --> 00:48:18.315 align:center No. No. 00:48:18.398 --> 00:48:19.900 align:center Divorced? 00:48:20.526 --> 00:48:21.527 align:center Widowed. 00:48:21.610 --> 00:48:22.903 align:center Jesus. I'm so sorry. 00:48:22.986 --> 00:48:24.488 align:center - No. Thank you, thank you. - Oh, God… 00:48:24.571 --> 00:48:27.157 align:center It's been eight years and I miss her every day. 00:48:27.241 --> 00:48:30.702 align:center But I'll tell you something, that woman, she taught me how to live. 00:48:31.703 --> 00:48:34.456 align:center Well, what is it you do for a living? 00:48:34.540 --> 00:48:37.918 align:center I'm in import/export. Freight consolidation. 00:48:38.001 --> 00:48:39.837 align:center What about you? I assume you're in some kind of finance. 00:48:40.420 --> 00:48:43.048 align:center Yeah. I run a small family office. 00:48:43.131 --> 00:48:44.800 align:center That's suitably vague. 00:48:44.883 --> 00:48:46.343 align:center Kind of like import/export. 00:48:48.470 --> 00:48:49.805 align:center Hey, you're empty. We can't have that. 00:48:49.888 --> 00:48:52.558 align:center Can we get two whiskeys here, please? Good stuff. 00:48:52.641 --> 00:48:53.851 align:center Thank you, thank you. 00:49:04.820 --> 00:49:05.821 align:center I've seen that look. 00:49:05.904 --> 00:49:08.365 align:center - You have? So you got one? - Oh, yeah. I got one of those. 00:49:08.448 --> 00:49:10.617 align:center - Yeah, that's a tough one. - At least it gets worse. 00:49:10.701 --> 00:49:11.869 align:center Something to look forward to. 00:49:16.874 --> 00:49:20.169 align:center You gotta let me geek out for a second. I used to love watching you play. 00:49:20.252 --> 00:49:21.420 align:center - Your form… Listen… - No. 00:49:21.503 --> 00:49:24.882 align:center …every line, every movement, your shot was a fucking thing of beauty. 00:49:24.965 --> 00:49:26.758 align:center - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - It was. 00:49:26.842 --> 00:49:28.302 align:center And I joined your gym, by the way. 00:49:28.385 --> 00:49:31.138 align:center You got a great thing going on there. I love the vibe. It's a great package. 00:49:31.221 --> 00:49:32.222 align:center Are you opening more? 00:49:32.306 --> 00:49:35.392 align:center We just closed on the financing for two new locations. 00:49:35.475 --> 00:49:38.896 align:center Two new locations? You gotta be thinking bigger than that. 00:49:38.979 --> 00:49:41.773 align:center Look, if you don't mind me saying, you're having a moment right now. 00:49:41.857 --> 00:49:43.817 align:center You're a beloved athlete. You're on television. 00:49:43.901 --> 00:49:47.154 align:center I saw the new segment, "Off Brandes." It's fucking great. You're gonna blow up. 00:49:47.237 --> 00:49:50.240 align:center As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks. 00:49:50.324 --> 00:49:53.202 align:center You don't wanna have to deal with those shitty covenants. I'd invest in you. 00:49:53.285 --> 00:49:56.580 align:center In your brand. We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year. 00:49:56.663 --> 00:49:58.207 align:center I'll get you up to 250 the year after that. 00:49:58.290 --> 00:50:00.209 align:center - Shit. - Yeah. 00:50:00.292 --> 00:50:01.877 align:center - What, am I going too fast? - A little bit. 00:50:01.960 --> 00:50:03.337 align:center - It's okay. - Oh, okay, okay. 00:50:03.420 --> 00:50:04.713 align:center I get carried away. I get excited. 00:50:04.796 --> 00:50:07.966 align:center - You're gonna have to stop me. Listen. - I'm here for it, though. I like it. 00:50:08.050 --> 00:50:10.385 align:center I know how to do this. I have the resources. 00:50:10.469 --> 00:50:12.387 align:center If you wanna go national, just give me a call. 00:50:12.471 --> 00:50:13.472 align:center I'd love to get involved. 00:50:13.555 --> 00:50:16.058 align:center Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity. 00:50:16.141 --> 00:50:18.393 align:center Oh, I know it. Go check out my bathrooms. 00:50:18.477 --> 00:50:20.854 align:center I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your Luxos MTs. 00:50:20.938 --> 00:50:23.106 align:center - Stop it. - Every one of them. 00:50:23.190 --> 00:50:24.942 align:center Hey, a man after my own heart. 00:50:25.025 --> 00:50:27.861 align:center That's great timing actually because, uh, nature's calling. 00:50:29.029 --> 00:50:30.030 align:center To more strong-ass gyms. 00:50:30.113 --> 00:50:31.532 align:center To more. Many more. More than two. 00:50:31.615 --> 00:50:33.450 align:center - Come on, come on. Go big. - Yeah. 00:50:33.534 --> 00:50:35.577 align:center I'm going big. 00:50:36.328 --> 00:50:37.871 align:center - We haven't officially met. - Hey. 00:50:37.955 --> 00:50:40.123 align:center Barney Choi, I manage Nick's money, 00:50:40.207 --> 00:50:43.877 align:center as well as a handful of other high net worth people out here. 00:50:43.961 --> 00:50:46.004 align:center Happy to help with anything you might need. 00:50:46.088 --> 00:50:48.966 align:center Hey, great. Always one-stop shopping around here. I love it. 00:50:49.049 --> 00:50:50.050 align:center Barney, is it? 00:50:50.133 --> 00:50:51.885 align:center Yeah, well, give me a little time to get my bearings, 00:50:51.969 --> 00:50:53.262 align:center and you and I should have dinner. 00:50:53.345 --> 00:50:54.847 align:center I've been looking for some new opportunities. 00:50:54.930 --> 00:50:56.473 align:center - I'm your man. - Great. 00:51:53.530 --> 00:51:55.240 align:center Go ahead Go ahead 00:51:55.324 --> 00:51:56.992 align:center Go ahead Go rock back 00:51:57.075 --> 00:51:58.535 align:center Get that Go ahead 00:51:58.619 --> 00:52:00.537 align:center Go ahead, now Baby, go ahead 00:52:00.621 --> 00:52:02.331 align:center You got it You got it 00:52:02.414 --> 00:52:04.082 align:center Go ahead That's it 00:52:04.166 --> 00:52:05.250 align:center You got it Go ahead 00:52:09.296 --> 00:52:11.089 align:center Go ahead Go ahead 00:52:12.132 --> 00:52:14.760 align:center Right Gotta dance with her ass out 00:52:14.843 --> 00:52:16.178 align:center From the front to the back, now 00:52:16.678 --> 00:52:18.305 align:center From the side to the side, now 00:52:18.388 --> 00:52:19.765 align:center To the other side Rock now 00:52:20.307 --> 00:52:21.725 align:center Out of breath Real quick now 00:52:45.332 --> 00:52:46.750 align:center Hey. Where's Lisa tonight? 00:52:46.834 --> 00:52:51.421 align:center You know, she's taking selfies in Milan, or Paris, or… 00:52:52.214 --> 00:52:53.590 align:center Still? 00:52:53.674 --> 00:52:57.177 align:center Yeah. Turns out fashion week is not actually a week. 00:52:57.261 --> 00:53:00.055 align:center Hey, sweetheart, can you please get me another cocktail? 00:53:00.138 --> 00:53:01.807 align:center Or maybe it's time we called it a night. 00:53:02.516 --> 00:53:04.226 align:center Gordy, you get me another drink. 00:53:04.893 --> 00:53:06.395 align:center I'm not getting involved. 00:53:06.478 --> 00:53:08.313 align:center Fine. I will get it myself. 00:53:08.397 --> 00:53:09.565 align:center Diane, come on. 00:53:09.648 --> 00:53:11.358 align:center - Okay. No. No! - Let's get you home. 00:53:12.359 --> 00:53:13.443 align:center Diane-- 00:53:31.587 --> 00:53:33.547 align:center There comes a moment at every soiree 00:53:33.630 --> 00:53:37.676 align:center when it falls upon the host to decide if the night has ended… 00:53:41.471 --> 00:53:43.807 align:center or if it's just beginning. 00:53:50.939 --> 00:53:51.940 align:center Everybody in! 00:53:52.983 --> 00:53:54.109 align:center Yeah! 00:53:57.905 --> 00:53:59.448 align:center Turn up the music! 00:54:08.582 --> 00:54:10.083 align:center What is going on? 00:54:12.211 --> 00:54:13.587 align:center Thought we were fighting. 00:54:14.713 --> 00:54:15.923 align:center We're not fighting. 00:54:20.260 --> 00:54:21.637 align:center But if we were fighting, you would… 00:54:21.720 --> 00:54:23.555 align:center - No, Coop. No, Coop. - …you would lose. 00:54:23.639 --> 00:54:24.681 align:center - No! No! - Yes. 00:54:24.765 --> 00:54:27.184 align:center - Coop, you're gonna-- - Bye. 00:54:59.925 --> 00:55:01.301 align:center You've been avoiding me. 00:55:04.012 --> 00:55:05.097 align:center It was a lot to process. 00:55:05.180 --> 00:55:07.015 align:center Yeah. 00:55:12.020 --> 00:55:14.147 align:center Why didn't you take your job at Bailey back? 00:55:17.401 --> 00:55:18.902 align:center The truth is, I don't really know. 00:55:19.862 --> 00:55:23.991 align:center I… I accepted the offer, 00:55:24.658 --> 00:55:26.660 align:center and I'm pretty sure I meant it when I said it. 00:55:28.120 --> 00:55:30.956 align:center But something happened to me when I walked outta that building. 00:55:31.039 --> 00:55:33.792 align:center I just thought that if I took that offer, 00:55:34.376 --> 00:55:37.087 align:center then everything would go right back to the way it was. 00:55:37.171 --> 00:55:40.924 align:center That I would go right back to the way I was. 00:55:41.592 --> 00:55:43.760 align:center And you didn't like the way it was? 00:55:43.844 --> 00:55:44.970 align:center I thought I did. 00:55:47.556 --> 00:55:48.807 align:center Turns out I didn't. 00:55:50.058 --> 00:55:54.438 align:center Well, this all sounds very existential. 00:55:56.565 --> 00:55:57.900 align:center I don't know if it's profound 00:55:57.983 --> 00:56:00.569 align:center or you're just swallowing your own bullshit, 00:56:00.652 --> 00:56:01.653 align:center but either way… 00:56:03.572 --> 00:56:04.573 align:center I want in. 00:56:06.783 --> 00:56:08.118 align:center What? Why? 00:56:09.828 --> 00:56:11.538 align:center 'Cause fuck my father-in-law. 00:56:13.373 --> 00:56:15.209 align:center Okay. 00:56:19.087 --> 00:56:21.048 align:center Grace is pregnant. 00:56:23.509 --> 00:56:24.760 align:center - Wow. - Yeah. 00:56:27.387 --> 00:56:29.515 align:center Congratulations. 00:56:36.522 --> 00:56:39.233 align:center Barney getting involved was a terrible idea. 00:56:39.316 --> 00:56:41.610 align:center But that night, as we sat in our drenched clothing, 00:56:41.693 --> 00:56:44.154 align:center happily wasted on a stranger's top-shelf booze, 00:56:44.238 --> 00:56:45.989 align:center watching our friends and neighbors party 00:56:46.073 --> 00:56:48.700 align:center like they were living in an F. Scott Fitzgerald fever dream. 00:56:49.284 --> 00:56:53.622 align:center For the first time in a while, the future seemed, well, promising. 00:56:54.164 --> 00:56:56.667 align:center And maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze, 00:56:56.750 --> 00:56:58.836 align:center or maybe it was sheer stupidity, 00:56:58.919 --> 00:57:02.005 align:center but in that moment, I was just drunk enough to believe it.