WEBVTT 01:15.909 --> 01:17.077 Sorry I'm late. 01:18.912 --> 01:20.080 Where are the kids? 01:20.747 --> 01:21.748 When I left, 01:21.832 --> 01:24.501 Hunter was making love with his iPad on the terrace 01:24.585 --> 01:27.129 and Tori was ordering room service like her life depended on it. 01:27.212 --> 01:28.755 I made dinner reservations. 01:28.839 --> 01:30.048 What are you gonna do? 01:30.841 --> 01:32.092 Best laid plans. 01:32.676 --> 01:36.096 - Hi, I will have a Negroni, please. - Sure. 01:37.014 --> 01:39.474 - Oh, wow. - It's my vacation drink. 01:39.558 --> 01:42.477 I thought too much rosé was your vacation drink. 01:42.561 --> 01:45.939 Yeah, so I guess Negronis are my "vacation is over" drink. 01:46.648 --> 01:47.733 Reentry's a bitch. 01:47.816 --> 01:49.276 I don't wanna go home. 01:49.818 --> 01:51.445 Hey, we're here till we're not. 01:51.528 --> 01:53.405 - What? Thank you. - Negroni for the lady. 01:53.488 --> 01:54.948 - Enjoy. - That's my vacation philosophy. 01:55.032 --> 01:57.326 Wow, Coop, that's deep. 01:57.409 --> 01:59.203 You know that actually doesn't mean anything, right? 01:59.286 --> 02:01.121 It will after your second Negroni. 02:01.205 --> 02:02.623 I may switch to mezcal. 02:02.706 --> 02:04.291 Famous last words. 02:06.168 --> 02:07.586 There will be others. 02:07.669 --> 02:09.128 Last words? 02:09.213 --> 02:10.589 No, vacations like this. 02:11.965 --> 02:13.133 You think? 02:13.800 --> 02:15.052 We're here till we're not. 02:15.135 --> 02:17.596 Oh, my God. Make it stop. 02:17.679 --> 02:20.182 Think about it. We've been very evolved… 02:20.974 --> 02:22.226 doing something like this. 02:22.309 --> 02:24.102 Easier when we're not sleeping with each other's friends. 02:24.186 --> 02:26.396 - Hey, you did it first. - You were charged with murder. 02:27.022 --> 02:28.315 Fair. 02:28.398 --> 02:29.983 - Can I have another one please? - Wow. 02:30.067 --> 02:31.235 Sí, señora. 02:32.277 --> 02:33.362 Put that down quick. 02:33.445 --> 02:35.239 Miles to go before I sleep. 02:36.406 --> 02:37.783 We're 50, Coop. 02:38.325 --> 02:39.326 Damn. 02:40.244 --> 02:42.579 I really thought I'd have it all figured out by now 02:42.663 --> 02:45.499 or at least I thought I wouldn't be starting from scratch. 02:45.582 --> 02:49.294 Listen, this time last year, I was looking at life in prison. 02:49.378 --> 02:52.548 And we could have lost everything, so I think we're doing okay. 02:52.631 --> 02:54.925 What you're saying is, you lowered the bar. 02:55.008 --> 02:57.553 I obliterated the bar. There is no bar. 02:59.304 --> 03:01.849 Let's get very, very, very drunk. 03:03.559 --> 03:04.852 Okay. 03:17.072 --> 03:18.907 Did I interrupt that? 03:18.991 --> 03:20.617 Not at all. 03:20.701 --> 03:22.578 Sitting here drinking Negronis. You're looking to get laid. 03:22.661 --> 03:24.538 - Not my type. - Bullshit. 03:25.372 --> 03:26.999 I would do her. 03:27.082 --> 03:28.417 Really? 03:28.500 --> 03:31.170 I mean, if that's the case, I really wasn't prepared for that. 03:31.253 --> 03:33.130 I just… I can rally. 03:33.213 --> 03:35.465 - You know, we're all consenting adults. - In your dreams. 03:35.549 --> 03:37.509 - I've had that dream. - Don't let me get in your way. 03:37.593 --> 03:39.261 You're not in my way. You're not getting in my way. 03:39.344 --> 03:40.596 I mean, you're on vacation. 03:40.679 --> 03:41.889 If that's what you want to do, 03:41.972 --> 03:44.349 - damn it, you should do it. - That's not what I want to do. 03:44.433 --> 03:46.852 I mean, the kids bailed. It's your last night. 03:46.935 --> 03:48.937 We managed to make it through the entire trip 03:49.021 --> 03:50.230 without falling into bed together. 03:50.314 --> 03:52.232 - Yay for us, by the way. - Yay for us. 03:53.150 --> 03:54.443 This is America. 03:54.526 --> 03:57.237 - Mexico, actually. - She's hot, you're well-preserved. 03:57.321 --> 03:58.488 Thank you. 03:58.572 --> 04:01.033 And if you wanna get yourself some, you should get yourself some. 04:01.992 --> 04:04.161 If I wanted to do anything, I would have done it already. 04:06.705 --> 04:08.123 That easy, is it? 04:10.709 --> 04:14.004 - Yeah. I'm gonna go. - Where you going? 04:14.087 --> 04:15.464 What just happened? 04:16.255 --> 04:18.591 - Nothing happened. You're good. - I'm good? 04:18.675 --> 04:21.803 - You say that, but-- - I'm not gonna sit here and… 04:23.639 --> 04:24.640 cockblock you. 04:24.723 --> 04:26.934 I feel like this conversation just took a left turn. 04:27.017 --> 04:28.727 And you'd be right about that. 04:31.980 --> 04:34.525 Hey, I got us a table at Flora Farms. 04:35.150 --> 04:37.069 Do you have any idea how hard that was? 04:37.861 --> 04:39.029 Best laid plans, right? 04:44.368 --> 04:46.078 There was a moment when going on vacation 04:46.161 --> 04:48.038 with my ex-wife seemed inconceivable. 04:49.623 --> 04:51.917 Turns out, there was good reason for that. 04:52.543 --> 04:55.546 But even having another argument with Mel that I didn't fully understand 04:55.629 --> 04:58.715 couldn't stop me from relishing the fact that I was drinking smooth whiskey 04:58.799 --> 05:03.846 on the beach at a five-star resort when I could've been serving 25 to life. 05:03.929 --> 05:06.515 All things considered, things were on the upswing. 05:08.392 --> 05:09.768 This is what happens… 05:10.686 --> 05:11.895 You get arrested for murder. 05:11.979 --> 05:13.105 You get exonerated. 05:13.188 --> 05:16.233 You get offered your old job back, but you decide to go a different way, 05:16.316 --> 05:18.068 burning that bridge once and for all. 05:18.652 --> 05:22.906 Which means your interim income source is now your primary income source. 05:23.699 --> 05:25.075 So, you level up 05:26.076 --> 05:27.202 and mend fences. 05:28.453 --> 05:31.331 Nothing buries the hatchet faster than a solid revenue stream. 05:32.541 --> 05:35.627 But in a town where perception is nine-tenths of the law, 05:36.378 --> 05:37.754 you wanna keep up appearances. 05:38.463 --> 05:41.675 Like having an office in Manhattan to go to work in every day. 05:41.758 --> 05:44.469 Which helps get your co-parenting back on track. 05:44.553 --> 05:45.554 Let's go. 05:49.933 --> 05:52.019 And now that life is feeling manageable, 05:52.102 --> 05:54.146 you can finally enjoy being single. 05:54.229 --> 05:55.522 Hold tight 05:56.106 --> 05:58.483 We're in for nasty weather 05:59.276 --> 06:03.405 There has got to be a way 06:04.156 --> 06:06.033 Burning down the house 06:06.116 --> 06:07.868 Which means nights on the town. 06:09.953 --> 06:11.747 And nights spent at home. 06:13.457 --> 06:15.459 Watch out You might get what you're after 06:15.542 --> 06:19.379 Cool babies Strange but not a stranger 06:19.463 --> 06:23.300 I'm an ordinary guy 06:28.347 --> 06:32.059 You couldn't say if it was being arrested for murder or exonerated, 06:32.142 --> 06:36.522 but somehow the entire tawdry episode has boosted your social cachet. 06:37.147 --> 06:39.107 Not so much for Sam Levitt. 06:39.191 --> 06:42.903 Her lawyer managed to plead her down to a hefty fine and community service. 06:45.113 --> 06:46.615 She may have gotten off easy, 06:46.698 --> 06:48.700 but there's another law in Westmont Village. 06:49.952 --> 06:52.079 And that particular court shows no mercy. 06:53.413 --> 06:55.707 Life is better than it's been for a while. 06:55.791 --> 06:58.210 The family dynamic is more or less working. 06:58.293 --> 06:59.753 Your kids are thriving. 06:59.837 --> 07:02.047 And if there are moments where the simmering pain 07:02.130 --> 07:04.925 of your fractured family still threatens to kick your ass… 07:05.968 --> 07:08.679 well, that's where those nights I mentioned before come in. 07:10.973 --> 07:14.810 And failing that, there's always scotch and a classic movie. 07:19.439 --> 07:21.900 You're finally feeling comfortable again. 07:21.984 --> 07:25.028 In control. Safe. Optimistic even. 07:30.909 --> 07:33.704 And as you already know from painful experience, 07:34.872 --> 07:38.876 that's generally when life will serve up a perfectly aimed kick in the crotch. 08:03.817 --> 08:04.818 Mr. Ashe. 08:05.402 --> 08:07.446 Hi. Reenie Hudson. We spoke on the phone. 08:07.529 --> 08:08.864 - Hi, Reenie. How are ya? - Hi. 08:08.947 --> 08:10.574 Wow, nice car. 08:10.657 --> 08:11.992 You a car person? 08:12.075 --> 08:14.286 - I mean, not exactly. - That's small talk. 08:14.369 --> 08:16.455 - Small talk, sorry. Thank you. - Yeah. Okay, after you. 08:23.837 --> 08:24.838 Hello. 08:25.923 --> 08:27.883 Hi. Are you the listing broker? 08:27.966 --> 08:30.344 - Yes. Samantha Levitt. - Hi. Owen Ashe. 08:30.427 --> 08:31.929 You don't look like a realtor. 08:32.011 --> 08:33.847 I mean that in the best possible way. 08:33.931 --> 08:35.390 I'm kinda new to it. 08:35.474 --> 08:38.268 - Hey, Reenie. - Hey, Samantha. 08:40.145 --> 08:41.647 So, Mr. Ashe, should I show you around the house? 08:41.730 --> 08:43.565 - Just Ashe. - Okay, Ashe. 08:43.649 --> 08:46.443 Yeah. I would… Yeah, I'd love that. 08:46.527 --> 08:48.278 But honestly, I don't wanna waste your time 08:48.362 --> 08:52.032 'cause I just feel like there's no world in which I'm buying this house. 08:52.115 --> 08:53.283 Well, that was quick. 08:53.367 --> 08:56.411 No, it's just too small. Yeah, I mean, it's… it's way too small actually. 08:56.495 --> 08:57.955 I mean, I'm standing here and… 08:58.038 --> 09:00.374 I don't know, I can already feel the entire house, you know? 09:00.457 --> 09:02.543 I want something I can get lost in. 09:02.626 --> 09:05.879 And this, yeah, I don't know. Some of these design elements… 09:05.963 --> 09:07.089 Yuck. 09:07.881 --> 09:08.966 Yeah, I don't know. 09:09.550 --> 09:12.094 I was pretty clear I was looking for something much grander, you know? 09:12.177 --> 09:14.721 With a lot more oomph, some wow. 09:14.805 --> 09:17.391 - But this place isn't even remotely-- - It's my house. 09:17.474 --> 09:19.309 It's your house? 09:19.393 --> 09:21.728 That would have been great information to have before I arrived. 09:21.812 --> 09:25.649 I didn't know if she was disclosing that fact, considering the… 09:26.400 --> 09:27.526 the circumstances. 09:27.609 --> 09:28.819 The circumstances? 09:29.862 --> 09:31.572 What Reenie is so subtly referring to 09:31.655 --> 09:34.199 is the fact that my husband died here last year. 09:34.283 --> 09:36.994 Oh, wow. Well, I'm sorry for your loss. 09:37.077 --> 09:38.120 Thank you. 09:38.203 --> 09:40.956 Well, my wife died eight years ago, so, you know, I'm in the club. 09:41.039 --> 09:43.333 - I'm sorry for your loss. - Oh, thank you. 09:43.417 --> 09:44.835 How did he die? 09:45.419 --> 09:46.503 He killed himself. 09:47.171 --> 09:50.215 - What, here in the house? - Pretty much right where you're standing. 09:52.092 --> 09:54.011 Wait a minute. This is that house? That whole thing? 09:54.803 --> 09:55.804 Yeah, it made the news. 09:55.888 --> 09:57.431 They arrested you. 09:57.514 --> 09:58.515 Yes. 09:58.599 --> 09:59.933 You're a dangerous woman. 10:01.351 --> 10:03.312 Hey, I've had a couple brushes with the law myself. 10:03.395 --> 10:05.230 Then I guess we're both in that club too. 10:05.981 --> 10:07.399 I guess so. 10:07.482 --> 10:09.526 Okay. Well, Mr. Ashe, 10:09.610 --> 10:11.320 - we should probably get going. - Yeah, yeah. 10:11.403 --> 10:12.946 Hey, Samantha. 10:13.030 --> 10:15.199 Why would a broker who knows I'm in a different league 10:15.282 --> 10:16.491 show me this house? 10:19.703 --> 10:21.038 It's her fluffer house. 10:21.580 --> 10:23.081 A fluffer house? 10:23.165 --> 10:26.084 Now, that's… that's not a thing. 10:26.168 --> 10:29.129 It makes the next houses she shows you look even bigger 10:29.213 --> 10:30.672 and grander by comparison. 10:30.756 --> 10:32.799 - No, no, no. - I see. 10:32.883 --> 10:35.594 I like to educate my clients about the entire market 10:35.677 --> 10:37.262 before they consider a purchase. 10:37.346 --> 10:38.889 Is that something you do? 10:39.681 --> 10:40.933 Hard to say. 10:41.016 --> 10:42.809 No one in this town will give me a listing. 10:42.893 --> 10:44.561 What? Why not? 10:44.645 --> 10:47.898 Oh, right. The whole convicted felon thing. 10:47.981 --> 10:50.275 It was pleaded down to a few misdemeanors actually. 10:50.359 --> 10:52.402 - That's great. Good for you. - Thank you. 10:52.486 --> 10:54.404 - Will you give me a minute? - Sure. 10:54.488 --> 10:55.614 - Reenie. - Yeah? 10:55.697 --> 10:57.658 Yeah, do you mind if I chat with you for a sec? 11:18.846 --> 11:20.472 That's a 750S, right? 11:23.308 --> 11:25.561 - Yeah. - It's a good car. 11:26.645 --> 11:28.146 Yes, it is. 11:28.814 --> 11:29.940 Hey… 11:30.858 --> 11:32.734 I'm suddenly finding myself in need of a realtor. 11:32.818 --> 11:34.069 How's your day looking? 11:43.662 --> 11:44.663 - Yes. - Hey, Reenie. 11:44.746 --> 11:46.415 You have the listing for the Bisbee estate, right? 11:46.498 --> 11:49.960 - Yes, but this is not okay. - Can you get us in in about ten minutes? 11:51.336 --> 11:52.379 - Sure. - Great. 11:52.462 --> 11:53.922 - I was planning to take-- - We're all set. 11:54.006 --> 11:55.632 Nice. Let's take my car. 11:56.133 --> 11:57.384 - Hey, Samantha-- - Sam. 11:57.968 --> 11:59.094 Okay, Sam. 11:59.720 --> 12:02.347 I was just wondering, how many houses have you actually sold? 12:02.431 --> 12:05.309 Including this one, none. 12:06.518 --> 12:07.603 Great. 13:56.086 --> 13:59.298 I'm Jeff Pratt, with the Princeton Alumni Schools Committee, 13:59.381 --> 14:00.799 and I'll be conducting your interview. 14:00.883 --> 14:02.009 Got it. 14:02.759 --> 14:04.970 I know your parents from back in the day. 14:05.053 --> 14:06.138 - Are they well? - Yes. 14:06.221 --> 14:07.222 - Yeah. - Yeah. 14:07.306 --> 14:10.058 So, Tori. Tell me, why Princeton? 14:10.851 --> 14:12.728 Aside from the fact that both your parents went there. 14:13.812 --> 14:15.272 That's not enough? 14:15.355 --> 14:18.108 Well, put another way, 14:18.192 --> 14:22.029 what is it you're looking to get out of your four years with us? 14:22.613 --> 14:25.616 Are you… are you on the faculty there? 14:25.699 --> 14:28.785 - What? No. - I just assumed when you said "us." 14:28.869 --> 14:31.872 - Sorry. Figure of speech. - Okay. 14:34.708 --> 14:36.960 There's no need to be nervous. 14:37.044 --> 14:39.046 It's just us talking here. 14:39.129 --> 14:41.840 Well, first of all, Jeff, 14:43.217 --> 14:47.262 I think we should acknowledge the pro forma nature of this interview. 14:48.472 --> 14:52.851 I'm a legacy kid, on both sides, whose father has been a consistent donor. 14:53.393 --> 14:55.187 And the reason he's been a consistent donor, 14:55.270 --> 14:59.066 the reason so many graduates of the Ivies continue to support their alma maters, 14:59.149 --> 15:01.443 is to make sure there's a spot for their kids there. 15:02.361 --> 15:03.779 Because, well, let's be honest, 15:03.862 --> 15:05.656 there are much worthier charities to support. 15:07.366 --> 15:09.701 You all torched the planet in the name of capitalism, 15:09.785 --> 15:12.120 and now, rather than try to undo the damage 15:12.204 --> 15:14.122 or feed the hungry or house the homeless, 15:14.206 --> 15:16.792 you're giving millions to 300-year-old institutions 15:16.875 --> 15:20.671 riddled with systemic racism, anti-Semitism, and sexism, 15:21.505 --> 15:23.465 in order to ensure that yet another generation 15:23.549 --> 15:26.760 of privileged rich kids will continue to hoard the lion's share 15:26.844 --> 15:29.680 of what's left of the planet's remaining resources, 15:29.763 --> 15:32.266 while the unwashed masses go to war over the scraps. 15:33.767 --> 15:35.352 So, I appreciate you taking the time, 15:36.687 --> 15:37.855 but let's be honest. 15:38.730 --> 15:40.566 We both know I'm going to be accepted 15:41.900 --> 15:44.403 because you all engineered the system to do just that. 15:50.534 --> 15:52.327 I didn't engineer anything. 15:52.411 --> 15:53.579 Sorry. 15:54.621 --> 15:55.789 Figure of speech. 15:59.376 --> 16:01.211 Also, tennis. 16:02.129 --> 16:04.673 - What? - I'm being recruited for tennis. 16:07.342 --> 16:08.844 I probably should have led with that. 16:25.569 --> 16:27.779 Now this is what I'm talkin' about! 16:39.583 --> 16:41.752 - How much? - Twenty million. 16:41.835 --> 16:44.129 - But I'm sure there's some wiggle room. - I'll take it. 16:45.130 --> 16:46.256 Okay. 16:46.340 --> 16:48.842 - So you're offering full asking? - Yeah, in cash. 16:48.926 --> 16:50.511 But I wanna close by Monday. 16:50.594 --> 16:51.637 - Monday? - Yeah. 16:51.720 --> 16:53.597 We're gonna need at least a week for contracts. 16:53.680 --> 16:55.265 Then you're gonna wanna do a thorough inspection-- 16:55.349 --> 16:57.559 I'm gonna have a whole team up here tomorrow to kick the tires. 16:57.643 --> 16:59.520 In the meantime, you can get the paperwork to my lawyer. 16:59.603 --> 17:01.146 Hey, congratulations. 17:01.730 --> 17:03.065 You just sold your first house. 17:03.148 --> 17:05.776 It… What is it you do again? 17:07.819 --> 17:10.989 "We elect a US senator for how many years?" 17:11.531 --> 17:12.532 Six. 17:12.616 --> 17:13.617 Okay. 17:14.242 --> 17:17.496 Name five of the original 13 states. 17:17.579 --> 17:18.914 Colonies. 17:18.997 --> 17:20.332 New York, New Jersey, 17:20.415 --> 17:22.792 Connecticut, Massachusetts, 17:22.876 --> 17:24.627 Rhode Island, Delaware, 17:25.253 --> 17:26.505 New Hampshire, 17:27.339 --> 17:29.967 Maryland, Virginia, 17:30.843 --> 17:33.512 Pennsylvania, Georgia. 17:33.595 --> 17:35.472 That's 11. 17:35.556 --> 17:37.099 What am I forgetting? 17:37.182 --> 17:39.643 - How do you know all this? - I watch a lot of Jeopardy! 17:48.819 --> 17:49.987 Guess what? 17:50.529 --> 17:51.572 What? 17:52.739 --> 17:55.659 A drawer full of Cartier LOVE Bracelets. 17:57.578 --> 18:00.831 I'm telling you, every woman in this town wears like ten of them. 18:00.914 --> 18:03.458 I don't get it. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same dress, 18:03.542 --> 18:05.335 but they all need to have this one thing. 18:05.419 --> 18:07.254 It's like a requirement or something. 18:07.337 --> 18:10.007 You want me to grab you a couple? They'll never miss 'em. 18:10.090 --> 18:11.550 That's not a club I need to join. 18:11.633 --> 18:13.719 Okay? Just find the pen. 18:13.802 --> 18:16.305 It's in the office behind the primary bedroom. 18:17.139 --> 18:18.891 North and South Carolina. 18:18.974 --> 18:20.976 - What? - The other two colonies. 18:21.059 --> 18:24.062 Okay. Now you're just showing off. 18:32.029 --> 18:33.488 It's not in the desk. 18:38.911 --> 18:39.912 Oh. Bingo. 18:39.995 --> 18:41.163 Drawer full of pens. 18:43.123 --> 18:47.669 You sure he would keep something this valuable in a mess like this? 18:47.753 --> 18:50.464 Natalia says he gets a crazy expensive pen 18:50.547 --> 18:53.008 every time he signs a deal and then just throws it in a drawer. 18:53.091 --> 18:54.843 It's like some sort of ritual. 18:54.927 --> 18:55.928 All right. 18:57.721 --> 18:58.722 Found it. 18:59.306 --> 19:02.184 The Etoile de Montblanc Joailliere Fountain Pen. 19:02.893 --> 19:05.020 With just 15 produced worldwide, 19:05.103 --> 19:09.107 this limited edition is crafted entirely out of 18-karat rose gold. 19:10.192 --> 19:12.569 Adorned with Cognac diamonds 19:12.653 --> 19:16.281 and a nib that supposedly glides more smoothly than RIMOWA wheels, 19:16.365 --> 19:17.991 it's not just a pen 19:19.201 --> 19:24.081 but an aspirational work of art reselling for $165,000. 19:24.164 --> 19:25.499 I'm not sure what's worse. 19:25.582 --> 19:27.292 That someone pays that for a pen 19:27.376 --> 19:30.170 or that he tosses it into a cluttered drawer with 30 others. 19:30.254 --> 19:32.923 Either way, a guy like that deserves to lose it. 19:33.006 --> 19:34.716 - Shit. - What? 19:34.800 --> 19:36.844 I dropped the fucking thing. Hold on. Let me get it. 19:36.927 --> 19:38.554 I got it. 19:41.723 --> 19:43.517 Coop? What happened? 19:43.600 --> 19:44.601 Coop? 19:45.853 --> 19:46.854 What is it? 19:46.937 --> 19:49.606 My back went out. 19:49.690 --> 19:51.441 It really fucking hurts. 19:51.525 --> 19:54.152 - I can't move. - What do you mean you can't move? 19:54.236 --> 19:56.321 - Just get out here. - I mean I can't move. 19:57.698 --> 19:59.241 I'm lying on my back. 19:59.324 --> 20:00.617 You can't be serious, Coop. 20:00.701 --> 20:02.786 Do I sound like I'm fucking joking? 20:02.870 --> 20:05.038 Shit. Okay. I'm coming in. 20:05.122 --> 20:06.290 No! 20:07.666 --> 20:08.959 My back had been seizing up 20:09.042 --> 20:11.587 ever since Christian's art thugs worked me over last year. 20:11.670 --> 20:14.756 Usually a cocktail of painkillers and muscle relaxants would do the trick, 20:14.840 --> 20:16.508 and a few days later, I'd be golden. 20:16.592 --> 20:18.260 But I didn't have a few days. 20:18.343 --> 20:21.096 I had less than two hours before the people who lived there would be back. 20:21.180 --> 20:22.806 And when it came to thinking up an explanation 20:22.890 --> 20:24.558 for how I came to be lying on their floor, 20:24.641 --> 20:25.851 I was drawing a blank. 20:25.934 --> 20:27.686 Okay. Shit. We gotta move. 20:27.769 --> 20:29.980 Okay. Okay. Just help me up here. 20:30.063 --> 20:31.481 - Okay. - Just… 20:31.565 --> 20:32.983 Fuck, no. 20:33.066 --> 20:35.110 - Sorry. Okay, okay, okay. - Fuck, fuck. Oh, no. 20:38.322 --> 20:40.991 God, you're like dead fucking weight. 20:41.074 --> 20:44.578 - I can't move you. Can you crawl? - No, I can't even roll over. 20:44.661 --> 20:46.747 - This is crazy. - Just give me a few minutes. 20:46.830 --> 20:48.457 - We don't have a few minutes. - Well, then go. 20:48.540 --> 20:50.292 - I'll figure something out. - I'm not gonna bail on you. 20:50.375 --> 20:51.710 Well, I can't move. 20:51.793 --> 20:54.129 - We're gonna have to call someone. - No. No. 20:54.213 --> 20:56.089 You can't move! 20:56.173 --> 20:59.468 - Fuck! Fuck. - Come on, Coop. 21:02.930 --> 21:05.474 - We have to call someone. - No shit. 21:07.851 --> 21:08.936 Who? 21:10.062 --> 21:11.772 Okay. What the fuck? 21:11.855 --> 21:14.233 I'll explain later. Can you… Can you just please help me up? 21:14.316 --> 21:17.110 You'll explain what you're doing on the floor of some random house 21:17.194 --> 21:18.403 with Nick's housekeeper? 21:18.487 --> 21:19.488 Elena. 21:19.571 --> 21:20.572 I know your name. 21:21.198 --> 21:23.825 Question… Whose house is this? 21:23.909 --> 21:25.786 - The Hemmings'. - And you know them how? 21:25.869 --> 21:26.995 We don't. 21:28.330 --> 21:29.998 "We don't." "We don't." 21:30.082 --> 21:32.584 - "We"? Really? "We"? - Can we hurry this up, please? 21:32.668 --> 21:34.545 - We need to move. - Just so I'm clear, 21:34.628 --> 21:37.214 and I'm sorry if I've misread the situation here, 21:37.297 --> 21:39.216 we are currently trespassing? 21:39.299 --> 21:41.385 - Correct. - And why would we be doing that? 21:41.468 --> 21:43.303 Okay. They're gonna be home any minute. 21:43.387 --> 21:45.264 So can we finish up this Q and A later? 21:45.347 --> 21:46.849 Q and A? 21:46.932 --> 21:48.684 That's… That's funny. 21:48.767 --> 21:50.060 She's funny. Who knew? 21:50.143 --> 21:51.728 Barney! Please? 21:54.439 --> 21:55.440 Okay. 21:55.524 --> 21:58.277 You grab his left. I'll grab his right. On three. 21:58.986 --> 22:00.946 - One, two, three. - Two. 22:03.866 --> 22:05.576 When does your sister get home? 22:05.659 --> 22:08.579 She's gonna be playing for another couple hours at least. 22:08.662 --> 22:10.205 Okay. Do you have pills for this? 22:10.289 --> 22:11.999 Yeah. Upstairs in the medicine cabinet. 22:12.082 --> 22:14.376 There's Flexeril and Percocet. Please. Both of them. 22:14.459 --> 22:15.460 Yep. 22:19.590 --> 22:23.677 So instead of taking back your job at Bailey Russell, 22:24.261 --> 22:27.431 a job that would pay you seven or eight figures annually before bonus, 22:27.514 --> 22:30.767 you're, um, robbing houses with Nick's housekeeper? 22:30.851 --> 22:33.103 - Elena. - I know her name. 22:36.690 --> 22:39.860 - I take it you two are… - What? No. What? 22:39.943 --> 22:41.612 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because that… 22:41.695 --> 22:44.698 that would be the crazy part in this whole fucked up scenario. 22:44.781 --> 22:46.158 I know it's a lot to absorb. 22:46.241 --> 22:47.993 I'm not absorbing anything. 22:48.076 --> 22:49.077 You know why? 22:49.161 --> 22:50.913 Because it doesn't make any fucking sense. 22:50.996 --> 22:54.541 I mean, if this were some kind of sex kink thing, then fine. 22:54.625 --> 22:57.586 I mean, not fine, but at least I'd be able to wrap my brain around it. 22:57.669 --> 23:00.047 But if not that, then-then what? What is this? 23:00.130 --> 23:03.759 Is this some sort of elaborate, three-stage midlife crisis? 23:03.842 --> 23:05.093 You know, divorce wasn't enough. 23:05.177 --> 23:06.512 Losing your job wasn't enough. 23:06.595 --> 23:08.305 Getting arrested for murder wasn't… 23:09.723 --> 23:10.891 Oh, my God. 23:13.769 --> 23:15.062 Coop, did you kill Paul Levitt? 23:15.145 --> 23:16.855 No. What are you talking about? 23:16.939 --> 23:18.982 I don't know what I'm talking about! 23:19.066 --> 23:23.111 My best friend just told me he's some sort of suburban cat burglar. 23:23.195 --> 23:25.822 I mean, how do you even move this stuff? Do you have a fence? 23:25.906 --> 23:27.115 No. You know… No. 23:27.908 --> 23:29.576 Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. 23:34.581 --> 23:35.707 Wait a minute. 23:39.294 --> 23:40.546 Coop. 23:42.589 --> 23:44.800 Those guys who beat you up… 23:46.385 --> 23:47.845 who ran me over… 23:49.012 --> 23:50.889 that was connected to this? 23:53.100 --> 23:54.726 I could've been fucking killed. 23:55.519 --> 23:56.645 I thought we had moved past this. 23:56.728 --> 23:58.772 I thought you weren't a motherfucking thief. 24:00.148 --> 24:02.234 What a relief. 24:07.072 --> 24:08.073 Thank you. 24:12.953 --> 24:14.997 - What? - Oh, nothing. I just… 24:15.581 --> 24:17.749 I just can't wait to hear this meet-cute story. 24:17.833 --> 24:19.168 Do you have a problem with me? 24:19.251 --> 24:21.128 Of course I have a problem with you. 24:21.211 --> 24:23.714 - I have a problem with all of this! - Don't yell at me! 24:23.797 --> 24:26.383 I'm not yelling at you! I'm yelling near you! 24:26.466 --> 24:28.719 You're filling the whole room with your fucking voice! 24:28.802 --> 24:31.763 Guys! Enough! Goddamn it. 24:33.140 --> 24:35.058 I got to get the fuck out of here. 24:35.142 --> 24:36.310 Barney. 24:36.393 --> 24:38.020 - Barney. - What? 24:39.771 --> 24:41.148 Thank you for coming to get me. 24:41.773 --> 24:42.941 Fuck you, Coop. 24:43.609 --> 24:44.902 Fuck you very much. 24:48.697 --> 24:50.449 Fuck! 24:50.532 --> 24:53.243 That actually went a lot better than I thought it was going to. 24:53.327 --> 24:56.622 - I know. You can't… - And they were like… Yeah. 24:56.705 --> 24:57.748 Thanks. 24:58.290 --> 25:00.167 Just give us a second. Thanks. 25:03.629 --> 25:05.255 - I feel like they're kicking us out. - I know. 25:05.339 --> 25:06.924 We do seem to be closing the place down. 25:12.930 --> 25:13.931 What? 25:14.640 --> 25:16.016 I really can't remember the last time 25:16.099 --> 25:18.602 I enjoyed myself just talking to someone like this. 25:18.685 --> 25:21.688 I have been exceptionally witty tonight. 25:21.772 --> 25:24.608 - Oh, really? Is that what it is? - Oh, yeah. I brought my best material. 25:24.691 --> 25:27.819 - So it's all downhill from here? - Oh, yeah, pretty much. 25:29.905 --> 25:31.156 God. 25:32.574 --> 25:35.661 When… When you get divorced, 25:36.411 --> 25:39.581 I feel like you're so focused on the act of dissolving the marriage, 25:39.665 --> 25:42.209 you don't think about the complications that are gonna come afterwards. 25:42.292 --> 25:46.547 So when they finally do come, they kind of knock you on your ass. 25:46.630 --> 25:49.466 So it's been complicated? 25:49.550 --> 25:51.677 You could say that, yeah. 25:51.760 --> 25:53.303 But you're over it? 25:53.387 --> 25:54.596 I'm working on it. 25:55.639 --> 25:58.225 What about him? Are you over him? 25:58.308 --> 25:59.393 Who? 26:04.690 --> 26:05.732 I am. 26:06.942 --> 26:09.194 Absolutely. And then some. 26:09.987 --> 26:11.363 So you're conflicted? 26:15.367 --> 26:17.828 Well, I mean, the way I see it… 26:18.662 --> 26:20.330 is if we had known in advance 26:20.414 --> 26:23.041 how complicated our divorces were gonna be, 26:23.125 --> 26:27.754 emotionally, financially, fucking logistically… 26:28.422 --> 26:33.260 we'd all probably just give up and still be in our lousy marriages. 26:33.343 --> 26:36.013 Then where would we be? 26:38.223 --> 26:40.225 - Not here. - Exactly. 26:40.809 --> 26:43.854 Well, given we are here, I'm just wondering… 26:46.607 --> 26:48.108 what happens next? 27:12.549 --> 27:14.718 - Wait, wait, wait. - What? What? What? 27:14.801 --> 27:18.680 - I'm sorry. - No. It's okay. It's all right. 27:20.182 --> 27:21.850 You all right? 27:21.934 --> 27:24.728 Yes. I'm sorry. I just… I suddenly don't feel well. 27:24.811 --> 27:27.773 - Oh, God. It's okay. Is this… - I mean… 27:27.856 --> 27:29.441 Something I did? 27:29.525 --> 27:32.694 I promise I'm not blowing you off. 27:32.778 --> 27:35.239 - Okay. - I was very much with the program. 27:35.322 --> 27:36.698 - Okay. - Just… 27:36.782 --> 27:38.450 Listen, hey, it's fine. It's fine. 27:39.076 --> 27:40.494 Why don't I take you home? 27:50.254 --> 27:51.922 I'm home! 27:53.382 --> 27:57.636 So if anybody's in a state of undress or making out, 27:58.220 --> 28:01.682 please take the appropriate measures now. 28:04.810 --> 28:05.978 Hi, baby. 28:07.729 --> 28:08.856 Hey, Mom. 28:08.939 --> 28:11.400 Where's Morgan? I thought you were hanging out tonight? 28:12.025 --> 28:13.151 No, it's just me. 28:13.235 --> 28:15.112 - Hi. - They got into a fight. 28:15.195 --> 28:16.405 No, it wasn't a fight. 28:16.488 --> 28:17.739 It sounded like a fight. 28:18.740 --> 28:20.409 Well, that stinks. 28:27.708 --> 28:29.751 Who can fight with this face? 28:29.835 --> 28:31.837 I think you might be slightly biased. 28:31.920 --> 28:34.965 Well, according to Morgan, I'm an asshole. 28:35.841 --> 28:36.842 I will cut her. 28:38.135 --> 28:39.219 How was your date? 28:39.303 --> 28:40.971 I was thinking about hanging it up. 28:41.889 --> 28:44.183 - Yeah? Me too. - Perfect. 28:45.017 --> 28:46.435 You can live with me forever. 28:47.686 --> 28:50.731 Take care of me when I am old and infirm. 28:50.814 --> 28:52.900 Okay. But I'm not gonna change your diapers. 28:53.650 --> 28:54.651 Fair. 28:54.735 --> 28:57.029 We can have a ton of cats. 28:57.112 --> 28:58.405 It'll be great. 29:19.051 --> 29:20.719 Nothing made you more aware of being alone 29:20.802 --> 29:23.514 than when you needed help getting your ass out of bed. 29:25.682 --> 29:30.395 My back was already feeling better, which is to say, it hurt like hell. 29:34.274 --> 29:37.778 And as much as I wanted to blame it all on that beating I took last year, 29:37.861 --> 29:40.572 the ugly truth was that I had a bad back, 29:40.656 --> 29:44.034 and a shrinking bladder, and being middle-aged sucked. 30:26.159 --> 30:28.161 The new place is beautiful. 30:28.245 --> 30:29.496 Congratulations. 30:30.831 --> 30:31.832 Thank you. 30:36.753 --> 30:39.756 "A deluxe apartment in the sky." 30:42.676 --> 30:43.760 I'm sorry? 30:44.303 --> 30:47.389 It's The Jeffersons… 30:48.724 --> 30:49.725 You remember? 30:49.808 --> 30:51.518 It was a television show from when I was a… 30:51.602 --> 30:53.228 You know what? Never mind. It's… 30:56.398 --> 30:57.774 Grace is worried about you. 30:57.858 --> 30:59.776 Well, there's nothing to worry about, so… 30:59.860 --> 31:01.612 We wouldn't be here if that were true. 31:02.821 --> 31:04.656 Well, anyone can have a bad year. 31:04.740 --> 31:06.742 Your business model is flawed. 31:06.825 --> 31:12.289 Your risk is not properly managed. You depend too much on too few clients. 31:12.372 --> 31:15.834 One of them has a bad year and it hits your bottom line too hard. 31:15.918 --> 31:18.003 Respectfully, 31:18.086 --> 31:22.424 the art of wealth management is choosing clients like stocks. 31:22.508 --> 31:26.303 You know, you make educated decisions based on a wide array of data points. 31:26.386 --> 31:29.056 For instance, Nick Brandes, one of my largest clients, 31:29.139 --> 31:30.849 he just signed a major broadcasting deal. 31:31.433 --> 31:33.143 And what happens if he leaves you? 31:33.227 --> 31:34.311 Or gets hit by a truck? 31:34.394 --> 31:35.521 Mr. Park-- 31:35.604 --> 31:37.064 You rely too much on other people 31:37.147 --> 31:39.358 making their money instead of you making your money yourself. 31:39.441 --> 31:41.276 I make my money… 31:42.402 --> 31:45.906 by providing a valuable and exclusive service. 31:47.574 --> 31:51.453 I have relationships across every financial sector. 31:51.537 --> 31:54.164 You don't work hard enough for what you have. 31:54.248 --> 31:56.708 Says the man who inherited his business from his father. 32:00.921 --> 32:02.965 And I have no sons to do the same. 32:03.882 --> 32:05.551 - I thought maybe Grace-- - She doesn't want it. 32:06.134 --> 32:07.219 She wants it… 32:08.804 --> 32:09.972 for you. 32:10.556 --> 32:14.268 So… So you're… you're offering me a job? 32:18.897 --> 32:20.232 You don't even like me. 32:23.235 --> 32:24.820 That's true. 32:28.073 --> 32:30.075 Okay then. I'll think about it. 32:35.831 --> 32:37.082 How's that back, Coop? 32:37.165 --> 32:39.251 It's getting there. Thank you. 32:39.334 --> 32:41.962 I'm gonna send you to my man Kimo. 32:42.045 --> 32:44.047 He did physio for me after my knee surgery. 32:44.131 --> 32:45.674 Dude's got magic hands. 32:46.425 --> 32:48.093 Well, I just got a Toradol shot, 32:48.177 --> 32:50.929 so that's doing the majority of the heavy lifting right now. 32:51.013 --> 32:52.055 Yeah, that works too. 32:52.139 --> 32:53.182 It does. 32:53.265 --> 32:55.893 I had a bulging disc a few years ago. You guys remember that? 32:57.060 --> 33:00.731 Oh, man. I went down the whole rabbit hole on that one. 33:00.814 --> 33:03.901 Acupuncture, stem cell therapy, you name it. 33:04.818 --> 33:06.737 I thought my golfing days were over. 33:07.571 --> 33:09.990 When we weren't talking about finance or sports 33:10.073 --> 33:11.658 or the finance of sports, 33:11.742 --> 33:15.204 we devoted a lot of time to our growing laundry list of injuries. 33:15.287 --> 33:16.538 We were men of a certain age, 33:16.622 --> 33:18.665 all former jocks in some capacity, 33:18.749 --> 33:20.918 confronting the inevitable decline of our bodies 33:21.001 --> 33:23.212 through a combination of concierge doctors, 33:23.295 --> 33:27.382 cutting-edge pharmaceuticals, trainers, and talking it all to death. 33:27.466 --> 33:30.302 It was just another club we all belonged to. 33:30.385 --> 33:34.181 Hey, you guys get invited to this party up at the, uh, estate on Bisbee? 33:34.264 --> 33:35.557 Yeah. 33:35.641 --> 33:37.184 Who is this guy? 33:37.267 --> 33:38.852 Owen Ashe. 33:40.145 --> 33:42.606 Apparently he made a fortune on shipping. 33:42.689 --> 33:44.274 Paid asking on the house. 33:44.358 --> 33:46.276 Twenty million. All cash. 33:46.360 --> 33:48.487 - Jesus. - Wow. 33:48.570 --> 33:49.863 Here comes the neighborhood. 33:50.697 --> 33:53.075 Geez, and he's throwing himself a welcome-to-town party? 33:53.158 --> 33:54.618 Sounds like a douche. 33:54.701 --> 33:56.161 I don't know. 33:56.245 --> 33:59.373 It's like The Great Gatsby or something. Could be fun. 33:59.456 --> 34:00.832 You know how that book ended, right? 34:04.169 --> 34:07.840 Well, I heard it was, uh, Sam Levitt who made the sale. 34:07.923 --> 34:09.216 Oh, yeah? 34:09.299 --> 34:10.592 Good for her. 34:10.676 --> 34:11.717 "Good for her"? 34:12.219 --> 34:16.056 She desecrated the corpse of her husband and framed you for murder. 34:16.639 --> 34:18.475 Did she? Who can remember? 34:18.559 --> 34:21.143 Well, she knew what she was doing when she sold Bisbee. 34:21.228 --> 34:23.981 She probably split, what, 34:24.523 --> 34:27.775 a million dollars in commission with the listing agent? 34:27.860 --> 34:31.822 God. She tries to send Coop away for life, now she's making six figures. 34:31.905 --> 34:33.447 That's America for you. 34:33.532 --> 34:34.616 Yeah. 34:34.699 --> 34:36.909 I thought your guy was trying to make it great again. 34:40.080 --> 34:42.416 Hey, hey, hey. No politics at the club. 34:42.498 --> 34:43.583 Is that a rule now? 34:49.840 --> 34:55.179 We are witnessing a spectacular performance by the league's heir apparent. 34:55.262 --> 34:57.973 Dare I say, LeBron and Steph who? 34:58.056 --> 34:59.349 Calm down, Greeny. 34:59.433 --> 35:01.602 - Please calm down. - Yeah, Mike. Come on, man. 35:01.685 --> 35:05.314 Let's see him do what the King's been doing consistently for 20-plus years. 35:05.397 --> 35:07.316 I don't know. I've never seen him do a Sombor Shuffle. 35:07.399 --> 35:10.319 Okay. Then how about play defense like my guy, Kawhi? 35:10.402 --> 35:11.403 Oh, that's your guy now? 35:11.486 --> 35:13.530 Yeah, that's my guy. We're both Spurs legends 35:13.614 --> 35:15.782 - with the hardware to prove it. - Since when do you watch sports? 35:15.866 --> 35:18.702 It's Nick's second week on air. I'm just checking in. 35:19.411 --> 35:20.829 Let's do the math on this thing. 35:20.913 --> 35:22.664 - Don't forget to carry the one. - No, you're not. 35:22.748 --> 35:24.750 - It was one season of overlap. - No, I'm not. 35:59.076 --> 36:01.245 Something wrong? 36:01.870 --> 36:04.665 Nothing. Just keep doing what you're doing. 36:08.001 --> 36:09.920 There's nothing really going on down there. 36:14.258 --> 36:15.425 Okay. 36:15.509 --> 36:16.510 Oh, Jesus. 36:18.345 --> 36:21.098 Okay, it's okay, Barney. 36:24.309 --> 36:26.270 Hey. Hey, what is it? 36:26.353 --> 36:27.437 Talk to me. 36:27.521 --> 36:29.565 Do you need me to do something different? 36:29.648 --> 36:31.316 Yes, actually. 36:31.984 --> 36:34.319 I want you to not set up meetings with your father, okay? 36:34.403 --> 36:36.363 I keep seeing his smug, condescending face. 36:36.446 --> 36:37.990 It makes it hard to have sex with his daughter. 36:38.073 --> 36:40.158 I was just trying to help. 36:40.242 --> 36:43.579 And since you asked, less pressure on the balls, okay? 36:44.121 --> 36:45.622 A little goes a long way down there. 36:48.292 --> 36:49.543 Goddamn it. 36:50.460 --> 36:52.171 I remember 36:53.338 --> 36:57.134 I remember Don't worry, worry 36:58.218 --> 37:01.430 How could I ever forget? 37:01.513 --> 37:03.932 It was the first time 37:05.726 --> 37:09.563 The last time that we ever met 37:12.858 --> 37:19.656 Oh, and I know the reason why You keep this silence up 37:19.740 --> 37:21.366 Up, up 37:21.450 --> 37:24.953 No, you don't fool me 37:25.037 --> 37:30.292 'Cause the hurt doesn't show But the pain still grows 37:30.375 --> 37:33.003 It's no stranger to you and me 37:34.129 --> 37:38.133 I'd been feeling a little bit off, but then when he tried to, you know… 37:40.052 --> 37:41.136 - Yeah? - Get in there. 37:41.678 --> 37:42.679 That's when I knew. 37:43.764 --> 37:44.765 Menopause. 37:44.848 --> 37:45.849 Yeah. 37:53.440 --> 37:54.691 Keep this in your purse. 37:56.652 --> 37:59.279 Especially if you're gonna keep hooking up with random guys in cars. 37:59.363 --> 38:02.324 I don't understand. You just carry lube around with you? 38:02.407 --> 38:04.576 Yeah, you gotta be prepared. 38:05.160 --> 38:06.537 And on my meds, it's just… 38:07.037 --> 38:10.207 It makes it, like, drier than Death Valley down there. 38:10.290 --> 38:13.252 As much as I'd like to hear more about that, 38:13.335 --> 38:17.381 I texted you because one of the music teachers from Mayfield 38:17.464 --> 38:20.425 got a touring gig and is leaving for the rest of the semester, 38:20.509 --> 38:22.678 and they need a replacement. 38:23.262 --> 38:24.471 I'm not a teacher. 38:25.264 --> 38:27.683 Yeah, you're a professional musician, which is even better. 38:27.766 --> 38:29.601 No, I don't know. 38:30.394 --> 38:32.646 'Cause on my best day, it's like… 38:33.480 --> 38:35.983 You wouldn't necessarily call me Mayfield material. 38:36.525 --> 38:38.652 And that is not a bad thing. 'Cause ew. 38:38.735 --> 38:41.363 You said you wanted more independence. 38:41.446 --> 38:42.948 Speaking as a therapist-- 38:43.031 --> 38:44.199 An unemployed therapist. 38:44.283 --> 38:45.826 - By choice. - Really? 38:45.909 --> 38:47.744 I'm actually writing a book. 38:48.328 --> 38:49.746 What's it about? 38:49.830 --> 38:50.831 No, don't try to do that. 38:50.914 --> 38:55.502 We're talking about you and independence, which requires confidence. 38:55.586 --> 38:57.880 And confidence comes from activation. 39:00.007 --> 39:02.176 You're doing so great. You're staying on your meds, 39:02.259 --> 39:05.888 you're regulated, you're showing up to work. 39:07.181 --> 39:09.141 Don't you think you're ready for a new challenge? 39:09.224 --> 39:11.310 Besides, you're never gonna get your own place 39:11.393 --> 39:13.145 based on what they pay you here. 39:13.228 --> 39:16.607 Well, I thought I would just marry rich, you know, like everyone else does. 39:16.690 --> 39:18.108 Yeah, that's a much better idea. 39:23.030 --> 39:26.450 Just do me a favor and don't mention the perimenopause thing to Coop. 39:26.533 --> 39:28.035 It's nothing to be ashamed of. 39:28.118 --> 39:29.119 No, I know. 39:30.204 --> 39:31.330 I just feel like 39:32.956 --> 39:35.167 I'm getting older and he's just 39:37.085 --> 39:39.671 getting better and better looking. 39:53.602 --> 39:56.146 Hey, Barney. It's Coop. Again. 39:56.772 --> 39:59.733 Thought maybe I'd run into you at the club, but no dice. 39:59.816 --> 40:01.693 Give me a call. We should probably talk. 40:02.736 --> 40:04.112 Yes, that sounds great. 40:05.030 --> 40:06.532 Yeah, and I just wanna make sure 40:06.615 --> 40:09.201 you're aware that I have no formal teaching experience. 40:10.160 --> 40:12.829 Oh, you have? Oh, that's nice. 40:13.830 --> 40:15.457 Yeah, I play there four nights a week. 40:16.250 --> 40:18.210 Yeah, great. 40:19.169 --> 40:20.587 Yes, I will be there. 40:21.755 --> 40:24.132 Okay. Bye. 40:26.134 --> 40:27.219 What was all that about? 40:27.928 --> 40:30.222 That was about me being a music teacher. 40:30.973 --> 40:31.974 Guitar lessons? 40:32.057 --> 40:36.228 No. They're looking for an interim teacher at Mayfield till the end of the year. 40:36.311 --> 40:38.146 Mayfield? You've never taught before. 40:38.230 --> 40:39.356 That's what I said. 40:39.439 --> 40:41.358 But Mel already went to the head of school, 40:41.441 --> 40:44.611 and apparently she's seen me perform at The Tap, so… 40:45.487 --> 40:46.613 I got an interview. 40:48.240 --> 40:49.491 Wow, that's great. 40:50.075 --> 40:51.869 You look nice. Where you going? Got a hot date? 40:51.952 --> 40:53.871 No. Party. 40:53.954 --> 40:55.247 Anyone I know? 40:55.330 --> 40:57.708 No. In fact, no one I know. Do you wanna come? 40:57.791 --> 40:59.042 Can I wear this? 40:59.126 --> 41:00.961 - No. - Then no. 41:01.044 --> 41:03.088 - Are you sure? - Yes. Hard pass. 41:03.589 --> 41:04.798 One of us is gonna regret it. 41:04.882 --> 41:05.924 Well, probably you. 41:06.008 --> 41:07.342 No, it's probably gonna be you. 41:07.426 --> 41:08.719 Well, no, it's gonna be you. 41:08.802 --> 41:09.803 Mostly you. Bye. 41:09.887 --> 41:11.638 Bye! 41:12.264 --> 41:13.557 It's gonna be you. 42:17.079 --> 42:19.164 This place is incredible. 42:19.248 --> 42:21.959 I mean, the juxtapositions are really thoughtful. 42:22.042 --> 42:25.420 The plaster, the flooring, the fixtures, it's all the original masonry. 42:25.504 --> 42:27.965 How you doing? Hi, hi, hi. 42:28.048 --> 42:30.259 So has anyone seen our host for the evening? 42:30.342 --> 42:31.718 Dying to meet him. 42:31.802 --> 42:33.220 He's gonna be bald and ugly. 42:33.303 --> 42:34.429 You saw him? 42:34.513 --> 42:36.390 No, but he's gotta be compensating for something. 42:36.473 --> 42:37.850 Yeah, having too much money. 42:39.184 --> 42:41.019 Mel, has Tori heard from Princeton yet? 42:41.812 --> 42:43.814 - Any day now. - That must be so nerve-wracking. 42:43.897 --> 42:44.982 You have no idea. 42:46.275 --> 42:47.943 What about Chelsea, Jules? 42:48.026 --> 42:50.153 Chelsea went with early decision at Duke. 42:51.530 --> 42:52.906 It's not what Brad and I would've chosen, 42:52.990 --> 42:56.243 but they have a great tennis team, and it's what Chelsea wanted. 42:57.119 --> 42:58.120 That's good. 42:58.787 --> 43:00.747 - Wait, is that him? - Lovely to meet you. Enjoy yourselves. 43:00.831 --> 43:02.749 - Plenty of bars. - Wow. Thank you. 43:03.917 --> 43:05.752 - Oh, hey. How's it going? - That's him. 43:06.712 --> 43:09.047 You were right, Suze. He's really ugly, isn't he? 43:09.131 --> 43:11.675 I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers. 43:12.801 --> 43:14.344 That's not what he'd be eating in my bed. 43:14.428 --> 43:16.138 Oh, yeah, get it. 43:16.221 --> 43:17.848 I bet he has a very small dick. 43:17.931 --> 43:19.349 Absolutely. 43:19.433 --> 43:22.436 Ladies! Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome. 43:22.519 --> 43:25.689 Owen Ashe. My friends just call me Ashe. Thank you for coming. 43:25.772 --> 43:27.191 Your house is stunning. 43:27.274 --> 43:28.317 Thank you. 43:28.400 --> 43:30.944 It has to be to compensate for my very small dick. 43:32.404 --> 43:33.405 Right? 43:35.199 --> 43:36.408 Oops. 43:36.491 --> 43:37.868 That was… 43:37.951 --> 43:39.828 - Sorry. - Yeah, that's… No worries. 43:48.295 --> 43:50.631 - Uh-huh. - Okay, okay. What's your name? 43:50.714 --> 43:52.925 - Kat Resnick. - Kat, very nice to meet you. 43:54.593 --> 43:56.428 Excuse me. Enjoy yourselves, please. 43:56.512 --> 43:58.388 I'm really looking forward to getting to know all of you. 43:59.097 --> 44:01.016 Sam! You made it. 44:01.099 --> 44:02.267 The place looks great. 44:02.351 --> 44:04.603 How did you do all this so fast? 44:04.686 --> 44:06.647 How did I do all this? I have a team. 44:06.730 --> 44:08.899 - Of course you do. - Come on, let's get you a drink. 44:08.982 --> 44:11.610 Oh, thanks, but I just wanted to stop by and congratulate you. 44:11.693 --> 44:12.903 I'm not staying. 44:13.445 --> 44:16.240 What? What do you mean you're not staying? Of course you're staying. 44:16.323 --> 44:17.741 You're my only friend in Westmont Village. 44:17.824 --> 44:19.493 You can't leave me with all these people. Come on. 44:19.576 --> 44:23.163 These people will love you, but I just don't have it in me 44:23.247 --> 44:26.500 to deal with all the withering mean girl stares tonight. 44:28.085 --> 44:30.087 Oh, they don't love you. 44:30.754 --> 44:32.589 I burned some bridges. 44:32.673 --> 44:37.386 Well, take it from someone who's elevated bridge burning to an art form, 44:37.469 --> 44:38.929 there's always another way across. 44:39.012 --> 44:41.223 - Come on, one drink. - No. Yeah, I'm gonna go. 44:41.306 --> 44:42.432 Are you sure? 44:42.516 --> 44:43.517 No. 44:53.110 --> 44:54.945 - Door. - Thank you. 45:04.162 --> 45:05.414 - Oh, God. Sorry. - Sorry. 45:05.497 --> 45:06.665 Hi. 45:07.457 --> 45:09.334 Don't worry, I'm leaving. 45:12.129 --> 45:13.130 I wasn't worried. 45:13.213 --> 45:14.506 Imagine my relief. 45:30.439 --> 45:33.025 You haven't said anything about the meeting with my father. 45:33.108 --> 45:37.404 The man just cannot hide his disappointment. 45:37.487 --> 45:38.488 In you? 45:39.323 --> 45:41.783 In you. For marrying me. 45:41.867 --> 45:44.453 No, that's just his face. 45:47.080 --> 45:48.624 Did he get into any specifics? 45:48.707 --> 45:52.002 Why are you pushing this so hard? 45:53.837 --> 45:55.631 No reason. No reason. 45:56.381 --> 45:57.633 But also… 45:59.676 --> 46:03.764 in completely unrelated news, I'm pregnant. 46:05.098 --> 46:06.099 You… 46:09.478 --> 46:12.064 Are you sure it's… 46:13.440 --> 46:15.317 It's mine, right? I… 46:19.655 --> 46:20.864 Does it… 46:21.949 --> 46:24.159 Does it feel like a boy? 46:27.538 --> 46:28.997 Get me the fuck away from this fish. 46:29.081 --> 46:30.666 - I can't, I can't. - Okay. 46:45.556 --> 46:46.598 Hey. 46:46.682 --> 46:48.225 - Hi, guys. - You think that what? 46:48.308 --> 46:50.269 Can I borrow her for a second? 46:50.352 --> 46:52.688 - Sorry. Yeah, just… - Uh-oh. 46:52.771 --> 46:54.064 - Good luck. - Hi. 46:54.147 --> 46:56.692 Question… 46:57.568 --> 47:00.571 Why didn't you tell me about this teaching thing at Mayfield? 47:02.155 --> 47:03.407 You're not a musician. 47:03.907 --> 47:06.285 Ali is not good with that kind of schedule. 47:06.368 --> 47:07.452 How do you know? 47:07.536 --> 47:09.121 She's been doing great, hasn't she? 47:09.204 --> 47:11.874 Yes, and I would like her to keep doing great. 47:11.957 --> 47:14.376 She's not a child, Coop. 47:14.459 --> 47:17.045 She's a 40-year-old woman who'd like to do something with her life. 47:17.129 --> 47:18.505 She's gonna screw this up. 47:18.589 --> 47:21.508 Maybe. And maybe you have to let her. 47:21.592 --> 47:24.219 You should've come to me first. 47:25.262 --> 47:26.805 Stop trying to parent her. 47:26.889 --> 47:29.141 Just be her brother. 47:29.224 --> 47:31.685 Thank you for that completely unsolicited piece of advice. 47:33.979 --> 47:35.063 Jesus. 47:35.147 --> 47:36.857 Okay. Wow. 47:36.940 --> 47:38.734 Well, she seemed delightful. 47:38.817 --> 47:40.569 To everyone else but me. 47:41.570 --> 47:42.571 Owen Ashe, I presume. 47:42.654 --> 47:45.240 - Oh, Ashe, please. - Wow, nice to meet… 47:45.324 --> 47:46.325 Andrew Cooper. Coop. 47:46.408 --> 47:49.786 Coop. Your reputation precedes you. 47:50.370 --> 47:52.748 Wow. Well, I suppose that's my cross to bear. 47:52.831 --> 47:54.750 Cross to bear? Hey, take it from me, 47:54.833 --> 47:56.710 it's those experiences, the ones that challenge you, 47:56.793 --> 47:59.296 and threaten you, and… humiliate you 47:59.379 --> 48:01.465 that ultimately make your life worth living. 48:01.548 --> 48:03.800 Otherwise we'd all medicate ourselves into bored oblivion 48:03.884 --> 48:06.720 until there's no reason to get our catatonic asses out of bed anymore. 48:06.803 --> 48:08.597 Hey, you were arrested for murder. 48:08.680 --> 48:10.766 I mean, how many people can claim that? 48:10.849 --> 48:13.477 - Most murderers. - Right. 48:13.560 --> 48:16.188 So is there a Mrs. Ashe I should be saying thank you to? 48:16.271 --> 48:18.315 No. No. 48:18.398 --> 48:19.900 Divorced? 48:20.526 --> 48:21.527 Widowed. 48:21.610 --> 48:22.903 Jesus. I'm so sorry. 48:22.986 --> 48:24.488 - No. Thank you, thank you. - Oh, God… 48:24.571 --> 48:27.157 It's been eight years and I miss her every day. 48:27.241 --> 48:30.702 But I'll tell you something, that woman, she taught me how to live. 48:31.703 --> 48:34.456 Well, what is it you do for a living? 48:34.540 --> 48:37.918 I'm in import/export. Freight consolidation. 48:38.001 --> 48:39.837 What about you? I assume you're in some kind of finance. 48:40.420 --> 48:43.048 Yeah. I run a small family office. 48:43.131 --> 48:44.800 That's suitably vague. 48:44.883 --> 48:46.343 Kind of like import/export. 48:48.470 --> 48:49.805 Hey, you're empty. We can't have that. 48:49.888 --> 48:52.558 Can we get two whiskeys here, please? Good stuff. 48:52.641 --> 48:53.851 Thank you, thank you. 49:04.820 --> 49:05.821 I've seen that look. 49:05.904 --> 49:08.365 - You have? So you got one? - Oh, yeah. I got one of those. 49:08.448 --> 49:10.617 - Yeah, that's a tough one. - At least it gets worse. 49:10.701 --> 49:11.869 Something to look forward to. 49:16.874 --> 49:20.169 You gotta let me geek out for a second. I used to love watching you play. 49:20.252 --> 49:21.420 - Your form… Listen… - No. 49:21.503 --> 49:24.882 …every line, every movement, your shot was a fucking thing of beauty. 49:24.965 --> 49:26.758 - Thanks, man. I appreciate it. - It was. 49:26.842 --> 49:28.302 And I joined your gym, by the way. 49:28.385 --> 49:31.138 You got a great thing going on there. I love the vibe. It's a great package. 49:31.221 --> 49:32.222 Are you opening more? 49:32.306 --> 49:35.392 We just closed on the financing for two new locations. 49:35.475 --> 49:38.896 Two new locations? You gotta be thinking bigger than that. 49:38.979 --> 49:41.773 Look, if you don't mind me saying, you're having a moment right now. 49:41.857 --> 49:43.817 You're a beloved athlete. You're on television. 49:43.901 --> 49:47.154 I saw the new segment, "Off Brandes." It's fucking great. You're gonna blow up. 49:47.237 --> 49:50.240 As for the gym, I mean, fuck the banks. 49:50.324 --> 49:53.202 You don't wanna have to deal with those shitty covenants. I'd invest in you. 49:53.285 --> 49:56.580 In your brand. We could be opening 40 strong-ass gyms by next year. 49:56.663 --> 49:58.207 I'll get you up to 250 the year after that. 49:58.290 --> 50:00.209 - Shit. - Yeah. 50:00.292 --> 50:01.877 - What, am I going too fast? - A little bit. 50:01.960 --> 50:03.337 - It's okay. - Oh, okay, okay. 50:03.420 --> 50:04.713 I get carried away. I get excited. 50:04.796 --> 50:07.966 - You're gonna have to stop me. Listen. - I'm here for it, though. I like it. 50:08.050 --> 50:10.385 I know how to do this. I have the resources. 50:10.469 --> 50:12.387 If you wanna go national, just give me a call. 50:12.471 --> 50:13.472 I'd love to get involved. 50:13.555 --> 50:16.058 Hey, man, I'm always open to a new business opportunity. 50:16.141 --> 50:18.393 Oh, I know it. Go check out my bathrooms. 50:18.477 --> 50:20.854 I got 15 toilets in this place, and they're all your Luxos MTs. 50:20.938 --> 50:23.106 - Stop it. - Every one of them. 50:23.190 --> 50:24.942 Hey, a man after my own heart. 50:25.025 --> 50:27.861 That's great timing actually because, uh, nature's calling. 50:29.029 --> 50:30.030 To more strong-ass gyms. 50:30.113 --> 50:31.532 To more. Many more. More than two. 50:31.615 --> 50:33.450 - Come on, come on. Go big. - Yeah. 50:33.534 --> 50:35.577 I'm going big. 50:36.328 --> 50:37.871 - We haven't officially met. - Hey. 50:37.955 --> 50:40.123 Barney Choi, I manage Nick's money, 50:40.207 --> 50:43.877 as well as a handful of other high net worth people out here. 50:43.961 --> 50:46.004 Happy to help with anything you might need. 50:46.088 --> 50:48.966 Hey, great. Always one-stop shopping around here. I love it. 50:49.049 --> 50:50.050 Barney, is it? 50:50.133 --> 50:51.885 Yeah, well, give me a little time to get my bearings, 50:51.969 --> 50:53.262 and you and I should have dinner. 50:53.345 --> 50:54.847 I've been looking for some new opportunities. 50:54.930 --> 50:56.473 - I'm your man. - Great. 51:53.530 --> 51:55.240 Go ahead Go ahead 51:55.324 --> 51:56.992 Go ahead Go rock back 51:57.075 --> 51:58.535 Get that Go ahead 51:58.619 --> 52:00.537 Go ahead, now Baby, go ahead 52:00.621 --> 52:02.331 You got it You got it 52:02.414 --> 52:04.082 Go ahead That's it 52:04.166 --> 52:05.250 You got it Go ahead 52:09.296 --> 52:11.089 Go ahead Go ahead 52:12.132 --> 52:14.760 Right Gotta dance with her ass out 52:14.843 --> 52:16.178 From the front to the back, now 52:16.678 --> 52:18.305 From the side to the side, now 52:18.388 --> 52:19.765 To the other side Rock now 52:20.307 --> 52:21.725 Out of breath Real quick now 52:45.332 --> 52:46.750 Hey. Where's Lisa tonight? 52:46.834 --> 52:51.421 You know, she's taking selfies in Milan, or Paris, or… 52:52.214 --> 52:53.590 Still? 52:53.674 --> 52:57.177 Yeah. Turns out fashion week is not actually a week. 52:57.261 --> 53:00.055 Hey, sweetheart, can you please get me another cocktail? 53:00.138 --> 53:01.807 Or maybe it's time we called it a night. 53:02.516 --> 53:04.226 Gordy, you get me another drink. 53:04.893 --> 53:06.395 I'm not getting involved. 53:06.478 --> 53:08.313 Fine. I will get it myself. 53:08.397 --> 53:09.565 Diane, come on. 53:09.648 --> 53:11.358 - Okay. No. No! - Let's get you home. 53:12.359 --> 53:13.443 Diane-- 53:31.587 --> 53:33.547 There comes a moment at every soiree 53:33.630 --> 53:37.676 when it falls upon the host to decide if the night has ended… 53:41.471 --> 53:43.807 or if it's just beginning. 53:50.939 --> 53:51.940 Everybody in! 53:52.983 --> 53:54.109 Yeah! 53:57.905 --> 53:59.448 Turn up the music! 54:08.582 --> 54:10.083 What is going on? 54:12.211 --> 54:13.587 Thought we were fighting. 54:14.713 --> 54:15.923 We're not fighting. 54:20.260 --> 54:21.637 But if we were fighting, you would… 54:21.720 --> 54:23.555 - No, Coop. No, Coop. - …you would lose. 54:23.639 --> 54:24.681 - No! No! - Yes. 54:24.765 --> 54:27.184 - Coop, you're gonna-- - Bye. 54:59.925 --> 55:01.301 You've been avoiding me. 55:04.012 --> 55:05.097 It was a lot to process. 55:05.180 --> 55:07.015 Yeah. 55:12.020 --> 55:14.147 Why didn't you take your job at Bailey back? 55:17.401 --> 55:18.902 The truth is, I don't really know. 55:19.862 --> 55:23.991 I… I accepted the offer, 55:24.658 --> 55:26.660 and I'm pretty sure I meant it when I said it. 55:28.120 --> 55:30.956 But something happened to me when I walked outta that building. 55:31.039 --> 55:33.792 I just thought that if I took that offer, 55:34.376 --> 55:37.087 then everything would go right back to the way it was. 55:37.171 --> 55:40.924 That I would go right back to the way I was. 55:41.592 --> 55:43.760 And you didn't like the way it was? 55:43.844 --> 55:44.970 I thought I did. 55:47.556 --> 55:48.807 Turns out I didn't. 55:50.058 --> 55:54.438 Well, this all sounds very existential. 55:56.565 --> 55:57.900 I don't know if it's profound 55:57.983 --> 56:00.569 or you're just swallowing your own bullshit, 56:00.652 --> 56:01.653 but either way… 56:03.572 --> 56:04.573 I want in. 56:06.783 --> 56:08.118 What? Why? 56:09.828 --> 56:11.538 'Cause fuck my father-in-law. 56:13.373 --> 56:15.209 Okay. 56:19.087 --> 56:21.048 Grace is pregnant. 56:23.509 --> 56:24.760 - Wow. - Yeah. 56:27.387 --> 56:29.515 Congratulations. 56:36.522 --> 56:39.233 Barney getting involved was a terrible idea. 56:39.316 --> 56:41.610 But that night, as we sat in our drenched clothing, 56:41.693 --> 56:44.154 happily wasted on a stranger's top-shelf booze, 56:44.238 --> 56:45.989 watching our friends and neighbors party 56:46.073 --> 56:48.700 like they were living in an F. Scott Fitzgerald fever dream. 56:49.284 --> 56:53.622 For the first time in a while, the future seemed, well, promising. 56:54.164 --> 56:56.667 And maybe it was the painkillers mixing with the booze, 56:56.750 --> 56:58.836 or maybe it was sheer stupidity, 56:58.919 --> 57:02.005 but in that moment, I was just drunk enough to believe it.