WEBVTT 00:00:07.174 --> 00:00:08.425 align:center It makes total sense. 00:00:09.301 --> 00:00:14.431 align:center Coop and Sam run into each other at a bar, or at a party, a barbecue. 00:00:15.015 --> 00:00:16.475 align:center They've both been cheated on. 00:00:16.558 --> 00:00:18.560 align:center He's hot. She's hot. 00:00:18.644 --> 00:00:20.854 align:center They're both lonely, they're both drunk. 00:00:21.605 --> 00:00:22.773 align:center Low-hanging fruit. 00:00:23.690 --> 00:00:26.527 align:center The only surprise would be if they didn't start fucking. 00:00:27.611 --> 00:00:30.364 align:center So then time goes by. I don't know. Three months, six months. 00:00:30.447 --> 00:00:34.284 align:center They keep it quiet 'cause, you know, Mel and Paul and everyone else. 00:00:35.410 --> 00:00:36.828 align:center But then Paul finds out about it. 00:00:37.704 --> 00:00:40.916 align:center He goes after Coop, and Coop kills him. 00:00:40.999 --> 00:00:43.460 align:center Self-defense. Crime of passion. Something… 00:00:43.544 --> 00:00:44.628 align:center That's ridiculous. 00:00:45.838 --> 00:00:48.173 align:center Unless someone shows me incontrovertible evidence, 00:00:48.257 --> 00:00:50.425 align:center I just won't believe that Coop's a murderer. 00:00:50.509 --> 00:00:52.636 align:center I mean, come on, we've all known him for years. 00:00:52.719 --> 00:00:56.014 align:center Yeah, but somehow none of us knew about him and Sam hooking up, right? 00:00:56.098 --> 00:00:57.140 align:center I'm just saying. 00:00:57.224 --> 00:00:59.309 align:center We don't know everything there is to know about Coop. 00:00:59.393 --> 00:01:01.019 align:center Or Sam, apparently. 00:01:01.103 --> 00:01:02.980 align:center Paul's been cheating on her for years. 00:01:03.063 --> 00:01:06.191 align:center He's being a bastard about the divorce. Maybe she just snapped and killed him. 00:01:06.275 --> 00:01:09.194 align:center Or, most likely, someone unrelated. 00:01:09.695 --> 00:01:11.280 align:center I mean, who knows what Paul may have been into? 00:01:11.363 --> 00:01:13.490 align:center Sam was up in Boston with her parents when it happened. 00:01:13.574 --> 00:01:15.325 align:center I'm sure the police checked her alibi. 00:01:15.409 --> 00:01:16.493 align:center Grace, did you speak to Mel? 00:01:16.577 --> 00:01:18.537 align:center Left her a voicemail. Been tied up. 00:01:18.620 --> 00:01:21.248 align:center Oh, my God. That's right. How's Barney doing? 00:01:21.331 --> 00:01:24.668 align:center Well, he's home, which is good. I guess. 00:01:25.752 --> 00:01:28.714 align:center Dislocated shoulder, cracked rib, now this. 00:01:28.797 --> 00:01:31.383 align:center I'm keeping him sedated for my own sanity. 00:01:32.009 --> 00:01:34.386 align:center Is anyone else noticing an uptick in violence around here? 00:01:34.469 --> 00:01:35.345 align:center I mean, what the hell? 00:01:35.429 --> 00:01:36.972 align:center I spoke to Mel last night. 00:01:37.598 --> 00:01:40.017 align:center She's pissed at him but she's also pretty sure that he's innocent. 00:01:40.100 --> 00:01:42.102 align:center He's the father of her children. Of course she is. 00:01:42.186 --> 00:01:43.687 align:center He didn't look innocent when they arrested him. 00:01:43.770 --> 00:01:45.272 align:center No one looks innocent in handcuffs. 00:01:45.355 --> 00:01:48.901 align:center Like I said, it could've been someone else entirely. Or a mistake. 00:01:48.984 --> 00:01:50.360 align:center Murder is always a mistake. 00:01:50.444 --> 00:01:53.155 align:center One should not do anything one cannot talk about after dinner. 00:01:53.989 --> 00:01:54.948 align:center Oscar Wilde said that. 00:01:55.949 --> 00:01:57.159 align:center What? 00:01:57.242 --> 00:01:58.243 align:center I'm telling you. 00:01:58.744 --> 00:02:01.455 align:center Paul walked in on them, things got heated. Bam. 00:02:01.538 --> 00:02:03.874 align:center Paul's got his skanky waitress. Why would he care? 00:02:03.957 --> 00:02:06.793 align:center Men are territorial. Bro code. Whatever. 00:02:06.877 --> 00:02:09.670 align:center So your theory is that Coop is having sex with Sam in her house, 00:02:09.755 --> 00:02:12.591 align:center not at all deterred by the fact that she's 200 miles away. 00:02:12.674 --> 00:02:16.178 align:center And while they're defying the laws of physics with this long-distance fuck-fest, 00:02:16.261 --> 00:02:19.181 align:center Paul, who no longer lives there, nevertheless walks in on them. 00:02:19.264 --> 00:02:21.099 align:center And in this scenario you've concocted, 00:02:21.183 --> 00:02:23.268 align:center Coop, who has never shot a gun in his life, 00:02:23.352 --> 00:02:28.357 align:center has a gun that he has never owned on him or near him since he's 00:02:28.440 --> 00:02:30.943 align:center - ostensibly not wearing any pants. - I'm not saying I have all the answers. 00:02:31.026 --> 00:02:32.653 align:center They were fuck buddies. 00:02:33.153 --> 00:02:34.905 align:center You don't kill over a fuck buddy. 00:02:34.988 --> 00:02:36.406 align:center You don't know that it wasn't more than that. 00:02:36.490 --> 00:02:38.075 align:center Coop is not in love with Samantha Levitt. 00:02:38.158 --> 00:02:39.409 align:center How do you know? 00:02:40.160 --> 00:02:41.453 align:center Because he's still in love with Mel. 00:02:42.621 --> 00:02:47.292 align:center If Coop was gonna kill anyone, he would've killed Nick a long time ago, 00:02:47.376 --> 00:02:48.585 align:center but he didn't. You know why? 00:02:48.669 --> 00:02:50.754 align:center Because Coop's not a murderer. 00:02:50.838 --> 00:02:53.382 align:center This whole situation is just beyond. 00:02:53.465 --> 00:02:58.220 align:center He just stood there at the memorial service, 00:02:58.303 --> 00:03:00.430 align:center like everything was perfectly fine. 00:03:00.514 --> 00:03:01.932 align:center Because he didn't do it. 00:03:02.015 --> 00:03:02.850 align:center Of course. 00:03:06.395 --> 00:03:07.646 align:center Or he's a sociopath. 00:03:08.146 --> 00:03:10.983 align:center Okay. Suz, really? What the… I… 00:03:12.734 --> 00:03:14.903 align:center So, are we still going to the Miller's cancer gala? 00:03:14.987 --> 00:03:16.864 align:center - Absolutely. Of course. - Yeah. 00:05:42.551 --> 00:05:43.844 align:center Mr. Cooper. 00:05:44.928 --> 00:05:46.180 align:center Mr. Cooper. 00:05:47.514 --> 00:05:48.724 align:center Andrew Cooper. 00:05:49.933 --> 00:05:50.934 align:center Yes, Your Honor. 00:05:51.018 --> 00:05:53.729 align:center You've had the opportunity to confer with your attorney, 00:05:53.812 --> 00:05:55.272 align:center and you understand the charges against you? 00:05:55.355 --> 00:05:56.231 align:center Yes, Your Honor. 00:05:56.315 --> 00:05:57.816 align:center And you're entering a plea of not guilty. 00:05:57.900 --> 00:05:59.610 align:center - Yes, Your Honor. - So recorded. 00:05:59.693 --> 00:06:03.071 align:center Lawyers, see my clerk next door to confirm the trial date. 00:06:03.155 --> 00:06:05.490 align:center Bail is set at $250,000. 00:06:31.892 --> 00:06:32.893 align:center So, what happens now? 00:06:32.976 --> 00:06:36.021 align:center Judge Wood will give us a month or so for discovery before we go to trial. 00:06:36.104 --> 00:06:38.982 align:center The prosecutor's a lightweight. There'll probably be a deal to be made. 00:06:39.066 --> 00:06:40.025 align:center I don't want a deal. 00:06:40.108 --> 00:06:41.068 align:center Suit yourself. 00:06:41.151 --> 00:06:43.237 align:center - I didn't kill him, Kat. - I didn't ask. 00:06:43.320 --> 00:06:44.947 align:center Well, why the fuck not? 00:06:47.157 --> 00:06:48.200 align:center Can you give us a minute? 00:06:53.455 --> 00:06:55.374 align:center Why didn't you ask? Why? 00:06:55.457 --> 00:06:56.500 align:center Because it doesn't matter. 00:06:56.583 --> 00:06:58.877 align:center I'm a setup, okay? 00:06:58.961 --> 00:07:00.963 align:center I'm telling you. A lot of people hated Paul. 00:07:01.046 --> 00:07:03.799 align:center It could've been Sam, it could've been anyone who found out we were involved. 00:07:04.299 --> 00:07:06.552 align:center I mean, I'm the perfect scapegoat. 00:07:06.635 --> 00:07:08.053 align:center That's not how cases are won in real life. 00:07:08.136 --> 00:07:09.513 align:center - Then how? - Well, traditionally, 00:07:09.596 --> 00:07:11.014 align:center not by blackmailing your attorney. 00:07:12.057 --> 00:07:16.103 align:center Look, we chip away at their case, attacking them on procedure, 00:07:16.186 --> 00:07:18.689 align:center chain of evidence, witness credibility, expert testimony, 00:07:18.772 --> 00:07:21.149 align:center and if we do it well, we establish reasonable doubt. 00:07:21.233 --> 00:07:22.776 align:center And you think you can do all that? 00:07:22.860 --> 00:07:24.653 align:center The gun in your car is gonna be tricky. 00:07:24.736 --> 00:07:26.029 align:center Kat. 00:07:26.113 --> 00:07:27.698 align:center I don't lose, Coop. 00:07:31.326 --> 00:07:32.661 align:center Your bail's been sorted out. 00:07:32.744 --> 00:07:34.997 align:center I'll have preliminary discovery by Thursday. 00:07:35.080 --> 00:07:37.624 align:center In the meantime, for God's sake, try to stay out of trouble. 00:08:02.566 --> 00:08:04.276 align:center Any way I can get the car that goes with these? 00:08:20.876 --> 00:08:21.877 align:center Andy. 00:08:28.967 --> 00:08:30.052 align:center Thanks, Dad. 00:08:52.157 --> 00:08:54.493 align:center Here. I thought you might be hungry. 00:08:54.576 --> 00:08:56.495 align:center Made you a turkey sandwich. 00:08:58.372 --> 00:09:01.959 align:center I'm not sure what you eat these days, but that used to be your favorite. 00:09:12.344 --> 00:09:13.595 align:center It's gonna be okay. 00:09:14.179 --> 00:09:15.556 align:center Dad, I'm not sure that it is. 00:09:20.561 --> 00:09:23.230 align:center Well, let's get you home. 00:09:24.147 --> 00:09:26.942 align:center You look like you could use a shower and a nap. 00:09:29.152 --> 00:09:30.237 align:center Just drop me off at Mel's. 00:09:45.294 --> 00:09:46.378 align:center You want me to wait? 00:09:46.461 --> 00:09:47.963 align:center No. I'll be fine. 00:09:48.922 --> 00:09:51.133 align:center Hey, where did you get the money for the bail? 00:09:51.216 --> 00:09:52.217 align:center My IRA. 00:09:53.177 --> 00:09:56.597 align:center Dad, you're gonna get killed on the taxes. 00:09:57.306 --> 00:09:58.515 align:center It is what it is. 00:10:00.267 --> 00:10:02.227 align:center All right. Well, I'll pay you back. 00:10:03.061 --> 00:10:06.815 align:center Hey. I'd say you got bigger fish to fry. 00:10:34.927 --> 00:10:35.886 align:center What are you doing here? 00:10:35.969 --> 00:10:36.970 align:center It's Tuesday. 00:10:39.431 --> 00:10:42.851 align:center Come on, Mel. I just wanna talk to the kids. 00:10:43.977 --> 00:10:45.103 align:center - About what? - I don't know. 00:10:45.187 --> 00:10:46.522 align:center To maybe ask how school's going. 00:10:46.605 --> 00:10:48.649 align:center Maybe to tell them that their father's not a murderer. 00:10:49.399 --> 00:10:51.318 align:center - Come on, Mel. You know me. - Come on? 00:10:51.401 --> 00:10:53.237 align:center You know I wouldn't do anything like this. 00:10:53.320 --> 00:10:54.488 align:center I don't know anything. 00:10:56.448 --> 00:10:58.700 align:center I don't what you been up to. I don't know who you're fucking. 00:10:58.784 --> 00:10:59.952 align:center - I don't know why… - Seriously? 00:11:00.035 --> 00:11:03.455 align:center …a few days ago your kids and I watched you get beaten half to death. 00:11:04.581 --> 00:11:06.416 align:center All I know is you've been arrested for murder. 00:11:09.419 --> 00:11:11.421 align:center So until I know something different, 00:11:11.505 --> 00:11:13.090 align:center I don't want you around them. 00:11:13.173 --> 00:11:14.466 align:center You've put them through enough. 00:11:28.564 --> 00:11:30.357 align:center This was once my house. 00:11:32.609 --> 00:11:35.112 align:center This was once my entire world. 00:11:39.950 --> 00:11:40.909 align:center It was amazing really, 00:11:40.993 --> 00:11:44.162 align:center the infinite amount of times the same damn thing could break your heart. 00:11:49.376 --> 00:11:50.586 align:center Hello? 00:11:50.669 --> 00:11:51.753 align:center Hello? 00:11:53.046 --> 00:11:54.173 align:center You're back early. 00:11:55.215 --> 00:11:59.011 align:center I thought that if I just pushed it into piles, it would look cleaner, 00:11:59.094 --> 00:12:03.348 align:center but then I found some old records, and… Yeah, it's a lot. 00:12:05.309 --> 00:12:06.310 align:center How you feeling? 00:12:06.935 --> 00:12:08.937 align:center Like I just spent the night in jail. How about you? 00:12:09.980 --> 00:12:11.398 align:center You know, same old, same old. 00:12:12.399 --> 00:12:16.278 align:center Well, let's get a bunch of garbage bags and start cleaning up. 00:12:16.778 --> 00:12:17.779 align:center Okay. 00:12:18.780 --> 00:12:21.658 align:center We should probably start in the basement 'cause the cops really fucked it up. 00:12:39.676 --> 00:12:42.804 align:center If the cops had found the money, it would've come up in the interrogation. 00:12:43.931 --> 00:12:47.309 align:center I didn't have time to contemplate the irony of getting robbed. 00:12:47.809 --> 00:12:49.353 align:center I just wanted my money back. 00:12:51.939 --> 00:12:53.732 align:center Hey. Where is she? 00:12:53.815 --> 00:12:56.360 align:center - She's busy. Hey! - Lu! Lu! 00:12:56.443 --> 00:12:57.528 align:center She don't wanna see you, man. 00:12:57.611 --> 00:12:58.862 align:center Do I look like I give a shit? 00:12:59.571 --> 00:13:00.906 align:center Are you fucking kidding me? 00:13:00.989 --> 00:13:01.990 align:center Come on. 00:13:02.491 --> 00:13:04.243 align:center - Come on! Come on. - Yeah? 00:13:04.326 --> 00:13:05.827 align:center What are you gonna do with that? 00:13:05.911 --> 00:13:07.371 align:center Put it down, Coop. 00:13:08.580 --> 00:13:10.999 align:center Come inside. We'll talk like people. 00:13:12.251 --> 00:13:13.252 align:center Here. 00:13:18.924 --> 00:13:20.425 align:center I got five minutes. 00:13:20.509 --> 00:13:23.720 align:center - I got a meat stew on the stove. - Did you rob me? 00:13:27.266 --> 00:13:29.017 align:center I don't rob people. 00:13:29.643 --> 00:13:32.688 align:center I sit here in my chair and people like you bring me things. 00:13:32.771 --> 00:13:34.189 align:center Well, my money is gone. 00:13:34.273 --> 00:13:36.942 align:center You're in a cash business. It happens. 00:13:39.069 --> 00:13:42.322 align:center - Christian? - Christian took his pound of flesh. 00:13:42.406 --> 00:13:44.533 align:center - You told him where to find me. - Yes, I did. 00:13:45.367 --> 00:13:47.536 align:center After I talked him out of killing you. 00:13:47.619 --> 00:13:49.121 align:center Which was what was gonna happen. 00:13:49.204 --> 00:13:51.540 align:center From what I can see, you got off light. 00:13:51.623 --> 00:13:53.625 align:center - You could've warned me. - I did. 00:13:53.709 --> 00:13:57.462 align:center I told you no art, but you only hear what you wanna hear. 00:13:57.546 --> 00:13:59.423 align:center There are rules to this game. 00:13:59.506 --> 00:14:01.091 align:center You need to learn them. 00:14:01.175 --> 00:14:03.343 align:center You disrespected Christian. 00:14:03.427 --> 00:14:05.012 align:center He responded. 00:14:05.095 --> 00:14:06.722 align:center Action, reaction. 00:14:06.805 --> 00:14:08.432 align:center The slate is clean. He'll do business now, 00:14:08.515 --> 00:14:11.268 align:center but from what I hear, you've got bigger problems. 00:14:12.895 --> 00:14:16.190 align:center And just when you were starting to show some real promise. 00:14:19.234 --> 00:14:20.444 align:center My stew's burning. 00:14:21.028 --> 00:14:22.487 align:center Hey, I didn't kill anyone. 00:14:24.448 --> 00:14:27.075 align:center That just makes it even more pathetic. 00:14:28.619 --> 00:14:29.995 align:center Don't come back here. 00:15:02.236 --> 00:15:03.278 align:center How's it going, Félix? 00:15:03.779 --> 00:15:05.447 align:center Ecuador is kicking our ass. 00:15:06.949 --> 00:15:08.700 align:center That's everything Chivo owes you. 00:15:17.042 --> 00:15:18.043 align:center That's good. 00:15:19.962 --> 00:15:21.797 align:center I didn't know housekeeping paid so well. 00:15:21.880 --> 00:15:23.841 align:center I could put you on if you want. 00:15:27.928 --> 00:15:28.929 align:center We good? 00:15:30.681 --> 00:15:31.557 align:center 'Til next time. 00:15:31.640 --> 00:15:32.474 align:center No. 00:15:32.558 --> 00:15:33.725 align:center No next time. 00:15:33.809 --> 00:15:35.310 align:center Chivo doesn't work for you anymore. 00:15:38.021 --> 00:15:40.691 align:center You hand me a bag of money. And you think you can talk to me like that? 00:15:41.441 --> 00:15:42.276 align:center Please, Félix. 00:15:42.359 --> 00:15:44.236 align:center I changed your diapers. 00:15:45.487 --> 00:15:47.948 align:center Be very careful how you talk to me. 00:15:49.950 --> 00:15:51.660 align:center This is me being careful. 00:15:58.041 --> 00:15:59.751 align:center Say hi to your mother. 00:16:05.507 --> 00:16:07.217 align:center Hey. You okay? 00:16:09.219 --> 00:16:15.392 align:center I just feel like we just stopped getting stared at from us being a thing. 00:16:15.475 --> 00:16:16.476 align:center And now this. 00:16:16.560 --> 00:16:17.603 align:center Hold your head up. 00:16:17.686 --> 00:16:19.229 align:center You didn't do anything wrong. 00:16:20.731 --> 00:16:22.691 align:center I feel like I shouldn't have sent them to school. 00:16:22.774 --> 00:16:24.526 align:center Well, you didn't send them. They went. 00:16:24.610 --> 00:16:25.986 align:center This is a coffee shop. 00:16:26.486 --> 00:16:28.280 align:center Imagine what it feels like in high school. 00:16:29.656 --> 00:16:31.533 align:center I'm gonna tell them they can come home. 00:16:31.617 --> 00:16:33.785 align:center If they need to come home, they'll come home. 00:16:43.128 --> 00:16:46.256 align:center You know, it's taking too long. Come on, let's go down to Phil's. 00:16:46.340 --> 00:16:47.591 align:center We're almost there. 00:16:47.674 --> 00:16:51.094 align:center Then we'll wait another ten minutes for the damn coffee. Come on, let's go. 00:16:51.178 --> 00:16:52.596 align:center Yeah, I appreciate that. 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:54.473 align:center She's here. Yeah. 00:16:55.557 --> 00:16:56.850 align:center I'll see you guys later. 00:17:00.437 --> 00:17:01.438 align:center I just… 00:17:02.731 --> 00:17:06.276 align:center I don't even know how to begin to unravel this. 00:17:06.359 --> 00:17:07.944 align:center I just… I know that it's complicated but I-- 00:17:08.028 --> 00:17:09.070 align:center Is it complicated? 00:17:10.239 --> 00:17:11.740 align:center - Yeah. - You fuck Coop. 00:17:12.699 --> 00:17:13.825 align:center I fuck Nick. 00:17:13.909 --> 00:17:15.536 align:center Maybe you should fuck Nick and I can fuck somebody else… 00:17:15.618 --> 00:17:17.871 align:center - That's your takeaway from all of this? - …since that's what we do here. 00:17:17.954 --> 00:17:19.705 align:center Mel, Coop killed my husband. 00:17:19.790 --> 00:17:20.832 align:center He didn't kill anybody. 00:17:20.915 --> 00:17:22.125 align:center You don't know. 00:17:22.209 --> 00:17:23.585 align:center He's been in a really dark place. 00:17:25.002 --> 00:17:27.422 align:center Fucking my ex-husband doesn't make you some kind of expert on him. 00:17:27.506 --> 00:17:29.550 align:center I understand this is hard for you to accept, 00:17:29.633 --> 00:17:30.968 align:center but Coop and I were very close. 00:17:31.051 --> 00:17:32.386 align:center - Yeah? - Yeah. 00:17:32.469 --> 00:17:36.098 align:center Well, I just slept with him so maybe you weren't quite as close as you think. 00:17:36.181 --> 00:17:38.559 align:center - I'm sorry, what? - Glass houses, Nick. 00:17:38.642 --> 00:17:40.394 align:center What the fuck is that supposed to mean? 00:17:41.353 --> 00:17:43.230 align:center - So why are you so angry at me then? - Unbelievable. 00:17:43.313 --> 00:17:44.982 align:center What? You lied to me! 00:17:45.065 --> 00:17:46.567 align:center I was scared to tell you. 00:17:46.650 --> 00:17:48.068 align:center - There's a difference. - There's a reason 00:17:48.151 --> 00:17:49.820 align:center - you were scared to tell me. - Can we talk somewhere else? 00:17:49.903 --> 00:17:51.405 align:center Why were you scared to tell me? 00:17:51.488 --> 00:17:53.866 align:center Mel. I am still your friend. 00:17:53.949 --> 00:17:55.993 align:center You're not my friend. You're a gold-digging widow 00:17:56.076 --> 00:17:58.453 align:center who's trying to milk every last drop of sympathy 00:17:58.537 --> 00:18:00.080 align:center over a dead husband you fucking hated. 00:18:01.081 --> 00:18:02.082 align:center Oh, shit. 00:18:03.542 --> 00:18:04.710 align:center No, Mel. 00:18:04.793 --> 00:18:07.045 align:center - Fuck you! - Mel, stop, please. 00:18:12.718 --> 00:18:14.094 align:center - Nick. - Fuck you, Mel. 00:18:24.730 --> 00:18:25.731 align:center Door? 00:18:29.151 --> 00:18:30.152 align:center You're my ride. 00:18:31.653 --> 00:18:32.654 align:center Call Coop. 00:18:51.465 --> 00:18:52.716 align:center What? What are they looking at? 00:18:53.759 --> 00:18:54.760 align:center What? Is it my dad? 00:18:57.012 --> 00:18:59.056 align:center No. It's your mom. 00:19:01.725 --> 00:19:03.936 align:center …sympathy over a dead husband you fucking hated. 00:19:04.019 --> 00:19:05.229 align:center Oh, shit. 00:19:06.855 --> 00:19:08.232 align:center No, Mel. 00:19:08.315 --> 00:19:09.566 align:center - Fuck you. - Mel. 00:19:35.008 --> 00:19:36.009 align:center You saw the video? 00:19:36.635 --> 00:19:37.636 align:center Yeah. 00:19:40.514 --> 00:19:41.890 align:center My dad's out on bail, 00:19:42.933 --> 00:19:45.102 align:center my mom's throwing down in coffee shops. 00:19:46.395 --> 00:19:48.981 align:center Well, on the plus side, you're gonna have a killer college essay. 00:19:52.985 --> 00:19:54.778 align:center If it's any consolation, 00:19:55.362 --> 00:19:58.198 align:center everyone's parents are fucked up to one degree or another. 00:20:00.325 --> 00:20:01.785 align:center But the thing is, you're not. 00:20:04.204 --> 00:20:05.205 align:center Have you met me? 00:20:12.045 --> 00:20:14.339 align:center Sorry. I thought you were… 00:20:14.423 --> 00:20:15.424 align:center Idiot. 00:20:35.569 --> 00:20:37.487 align:center Ali. What the hell? 00:20:37.571 --> 00:20:39.698 align:center I was cleaning and I found this. 00:20:40.699 --> 00:20:41.700 align:center It's yours. 00:20:42.618 --> 00:20:44.286 align:center I thought I'd drop it off to you. 00:20:44.912 --> 00:20:46.830 align:center You've had that for, like, 15 years. 00:20:47.623 --> 00:20:48.707 align:center Yeah. 00:20:48.790 --> 00:20:50.250 align:center And I also thought we could talk. 00:20:51.001 --> 00:20:53.795 align:center We can't. Not here. Just call me. 00:20:53.879 --> 00:20:55.380 align:center I have been calling. 00:20:55.964 --> 00:20:57.007 align:center And texting. 00:20:58.300 --> 00:20:59.718 align:center Ali, I have a family. 00:21:00.302 --> 00:21:01.929 align:center I can't just talk whenever I want to. 00:21:02.012 --> 00:21:04.139 align:center You're putting me in a really uncomfortable position. 00:21:06.433 --> 00:21:07.643 align:center Well, 00:21:08.644 --> 00:21:10.020 align:center do you want your record back? 00:21:10.521 --> 00:21:11.480 align:center What? 00:21:11.563 --> 00:21:13.607 align:center No, keep the fucking record. Just… 00:21:14.691 --> 00:21:15.734 align:center I'll call you. 00:21:16.527 --> 00:21:17.819 align:center But don't come back here again. 00:21:44.638 --> 00:21:47.015 align:center Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? 00:21:47.099 --> 00:21:48.934 align:center That's right, Matrix! You did! 00:21:49.017 --> 00:21:49.977 align:center I lied. 00:21:55.649 --> 00:21:57.025 align:center So, now you don't have a car? 00:22:06.618 --> 00:22:08.370 align:center Oh, Nick. What are you doing here? 00:22:08.996 --> 00:22:12.332 align:center Like every time I get my bearings, one of them just blows up my life. 00:22:12.833 --> 00:22:15.294 align:center - What the fuck is wrong with them? - Yeah. 00:22:15.377 --> 00:22:18.589 align:center It's kind of terrifying when you realize you're the grown-up. 00:22:18.672 --> 00:22:21.049 align:center But I'm not. That's my point. 00:22:21.133 --> 00:22:23.385 align:center I still need them to be my goddamn parents. 00:22:24.219 --> 00:22:27.598 align:center It sounds like they're too wrapped up in their own dramas to really do the job. 00:22:27.681 --> 00:22:30.601 align:center And fuck all of these people who just assume he's guilty. 00:22:31.101 --> 00:22:33.896 align:center My dad may be a fuck-up, but he's not a murderer. I mean, Jesus! 00:22:38.108 --> 00:22:39.526 align:center - What? - What? 00:22:40.319 --> 00:22:41.820 align:center - What? - He didn't do it. 00:22:42.321 --> 00:22:45.240 align:center It's perfectly natural for you to feel that way 00:22:45.324 --> 00:22:46.950 align:center but you can't actually know that, right? 00:22:47.034 --> 00:22:47.951 align:center I know my father. 00:22:48.035 --> 00:22:49.745 align:center I just think it's important for you to understand 00:22:49.828 --> 00:22:53.165 align:center why some people might believe he did it. 00:22:53.248 --> 00:22:55.167 align:center He was fucking the guy's wife. 00:22:55.250 --> 00:22:56.960 align:center Okay, can we please not talk about who my dad is fucking? 00:22:57.044 --> 00:22:59.838 align:center The cops wouldn't have arrested a rich white guy like your dad unless 00:22:59.922 --> 00:23:01.798 align:center - they had some evidence to back it up. - You cannot be serious. 00:23:01.882 --> 00:23:04.593 align:center Plus, he does have a history of violence. 00:23:04.676 --> 00:23:05.844 align:center He's not violent at all. 00:23:07.513 --> 00:23:09.139 align:center He punched me in the dick. 00:23:11.683 --> 00:23:12.684 align:center You're unbelievable. 00:23:13.685 --> 00:23:14.686 align:center Come on. 00:23:14.770 --> 00:23:16.522 align:center - Hey, he's your father. - Get out of my way. 00:23:16.605 --> 00:23:20.776 align:center You have his back, I have yours. Trust me. 00:23:20.859 --> 00:23:22.945 align:center Yeah, trust the college guy dating a high school girl. 00:23:23.028 --> 00:23:25.405 align:center - Get out of my way. - Tori, just quit being a drama queen-- 00:23:41.922 --> 00:23:43.632 align:center - Hi. For Tori? - Yep. 00:24:06.321 --> 00:24:07.906 align:center Hey, man, I'm sorry about your face. 00:24:08.407 --> 00:24:11.535 align:center It's all right. It's entirely possible I deserved it. 00:24:12.411 --> 00:24:13.412 align:center Yeah. 00:24:17.457 --> 00:24:18.458 align:center It's open! 00:24:23.046 --> 00:24:24.298 align:center Nick, what are you doing here? 00:24:25.382 --> 00:24:27.050 align:center I came to punch Coop in the face. 00:24:27.134 --> 00:24:28.468 align:center You and me both. 00:24:29.136 --> 00:24:31.972 align:center No. Bullshit. That's your good arm in the sling. 00:24:32.556 --> 00:24:34.099 align:center Like I'd waste my good arm on you. 00:24:37.561 --> 00:24:39.313 align:center Gentlemen, things being what they are, 00:24:39.396 --> 00:24:43.192 align:center I suggest we go out and get well and truly hammered. 00:25:12.304 --> 00:25:14.223 align:center Yeah, tonight's been unbelievable. 00:25:18.810 --> 00:25:20.062 align:center This happens everywhere we go. 00:25:20.812 --> 00:25:22.981 align:center Don't you ever wonder why he's always in a good mood? 00:25:23.065 --> 00:25:23.899 align:center That is why. 00:25:24.483 --> 00:25:26.777 align:center - So you guys talk things out? - Not at all. 00:25:26.860 --> 00:25:28.946 align:center But I'm a little short on friends these days. 00:25:29.029 --> 00:25:30.697 align:center Maybe stop getting them hit by cars. 00:25:36.078 --> 00:25:39.831 align:center I gotta say, the booze is mixing nicely with my Vicodin. 00:25:39.915 --> 00:25:41.625 align:center Okay. Excuse me. 00:25:41.708 --> 00:25:42.709 align:center All right, fellas. 00:25:43.210 --> 00:25:44.461 align:center - Uh-oh. - Here we go. 00:25:44.545 --> 00:25:45.671 align:center These are from them. 00:25:45.754 --> 00:25:47.214 align:center - Thank you, ladies. - Hello, ladies. 00:25:47.297 --> 00:25:48.507 align:center Hello. Thank you. 00:25:49.174 --> 00:25:50.801 align:center Lift 'em high and drain 'em dry. 00:25:50.884 --> 00:25:52.135 align:center All right. Here we go. 00:25:54.263 --> 00:25:55.264 align:center Oh, yeah. 00:25:55.764 --> 00:25:56.849 align:center Decent. 00:25:56.932 --> 00:25:58.559 align:center Hey B, you tell Coop about the pool? 00:25:59.393 --> 00:26:00.435 align:center No. 00:26:00.519 --> 00:26:02.938 align:center - Sorry, what's this? - It's gonna sound worse than it is. 00:26:03.021 --> 00:26:04.731 align:center - There's a Coop conviction pool. - Wow. 00:26:04.815 --> 00:26:07.359 align:center Actually, now that he says it out loud, it sounds pretty fucking bad. 00:26:07.442 --> 00:26:09.403 align:center Okay. What's the action? 00:26:09.486 --> 00:26:11.822 align:center I don't know. You're my friend. I stayed out of it. 00:26:11.905 --> 00:26:14.408 align:center - Barney? - What? Well, I'm with Nick. 00:26:16.118 --> 00:26:18.328 align:center - Fine, but I took innocent. - There it is. 00:26:18.412 --> 00:26:19.955 align:center Though I parlayed it with reasonable doubt. 00:26:20.038 --> 00:26:22.332 align:center - Smart play. - Jules has you down for murder one. 00:26:22.416 --> 00:26:24.084 align:center - Jesus. - Lady's got balls. 00:26:24.168 --> 00:26:27.754 align:center - Coop. I don't believe it. - Oh, my God. 00:26:27.838 --> 00:26:28.797 align:center Look what the cat dragged in. 00:26:28.881 --> 00:26:31.175 align:center Hey, Coop. So great to see ya. 00:26:31.258 --> 00:26:32.176 align:center How you doing? 00:26:32.259 --> 00:26:33.886 align:center Holy shit. You're Nick Brandes. 00:26:33.969 --> 00:26:36.054 align:center - I am. - Toby and Josh used to work for me. 00:26:36.138 --> 00:26:38.307 align:center And the place has become a shit show without you, man. 00:26:38.390 --> 00:26:39.808 align:center Oh, come on. That can't be true. 00:26:39.892 --> 00:26:41.143 align:center No, he's fucking serious, man. 00:26:41.226 --> 00:26:43.312 align:center I don't know what you heard, but Rome is burning. 00:26:43.395 --> 00:26:44.605 align:center The Swiss are threatening to pull out. 00:26:44.688 --> 00:26:45.522 align:center - Is that right? - Totally. 00:26:45.606 --> 00:26:47.524 align:center Jack is losing his shit over it. 00:26:47.608 --> 00:26:48.775 align:center Dude, this is awesome. 00:26:48.859 --> 00:26:50.068 align:center I wore your number in college. 00:26:50.152 --> 00:26:52.029 align:center - Yeah, you played? - Yeah, D3, man. 00:26:52.112 --> 00:26:53.488 align:center I'm very, very white. 00:26:53.572 --> 00:26:56.909 align:center But I bought two of your fucking toilets. Changed my life. 00:26:57.743 --> 00:26:58.827 align:center My man. 00:26:59.870 --> 00:27:02.372 align:center Can we get a waiter over here? We're buying these motherfuckers 00:27:02.456 --> 00:27:03.457 align:center - some drinks. - Guys. 00:27:03.540 --> 00:27:04.833 align:center - Keep it coming-- - Hey! 00:27:06.210 --> 00:27:09.588 align:center I take it from your general demeanor, you boys are on cocaine? 00:27:14.843 --> 00:27:16.678 align:center Yeah, that's the good stuff. 00:27:16.762 --> 00:27:19.515 align:center I mean, I think I could get past the fact that she cheated on me, 00:27:19.598 --> 00:27:23.310 align:center but it's almost as if she's angry at me that she cheated, you know what I mean? 00:27:23.393 --> 00:27:24.561 align:center Oh. Yeah. 00:27:25.062 --> 00:27:27.523 align:center Hey, did you get those murder charges cleared up yet, man? 00:27:28.148 --> 00:27:29.149 align:center I'm working on it. 00:27:29.233 --> 00:27:31.360 align:center Evan here, he did six months for tax evasion. 00:27:31.443 --> 00:27:33.654 align:center It was nine months and fucking worth it. 00:27:34.154 --> 00:27:36.823 align:center It was in Otisville which is basically like a fucking summer camp. 00:27:37.324 --> 00:27:38.534 align:center Yeah, I worked on my tennis game 00:27:38.617 --> 00:27:40.953 align:center and came out with some serious fucking contacts. 00:27:41.036 --> 00:27:43.455 align:center Nothing but whales up there. I'm doing deals with three of them now. 00:27:43.539 --> 00:27:46.416 align:center Fuck, yeah, Coop. You should go to Otisville, man. 00:27:46.500 --> 00:27:48.669 align:center Yeah. Or maybe I'll just get a fucking acquittal. 00:27:49.670 --> 00:27:52.005 align:center This is the best I've felt in ages. 00:27:52.756 --> 00:27:54.675 align:center Hey, buddy. Take it easy there. 00:27:54.758 --> 00:27:56.218 align:center Take it easy? No, no. 00:27:56.301 --> 00:27:59.012 align:center There's no taking it easy. 00:28:01.014 --> 00:28:02.808 align:center - I'm back. - Okay. 00:28:02.891 --> 00:28:06.144 align:center Choi boy's back, Choi boy's back, 00:28:06.228 --> 00:28:08.355 align:center Choi boy's back back again. 00:28:08.438 --> 00:28:09.773 align:center Choi boy's back-- 00:28:11.358 --> 00:28:12.442 align:center Shit, Barney. 00:28:12.943 --> 00:28:14.278 align:center Buddy? 00:30:24.157 --> 00:30:25.993 align:center So, this whole murder thing. 00:30:28.287 --> 00:30:30.831 align:center - Yeah? - I gotta say, I didn't see it coming. 00:30:33.166 --> 00:30:35.752 align:center You think you're gonna beat it? 00:30:42.301 --> 00:30:43.343 align:center Barney. 00:30:44.887 --> 00:30:47.514 align:center We are shit-faced on a golf course at midnight, 00:30:47.598 --> 00:30:51.727 align:center so why don't you ask me what you wanna ask me. 00:30:51.810 --> 00:30:53.812 align:center Because I don't wanna ask you. 00:30:55.147 --> 00:30:57.232 align:center And here's the scary thing. 00:30:59.318 --> 00:31:00.986 align:center I don't know that I really care. 00:31:04.531 --> 00:31:06.658 align:center - So if you did do it… - Okay, I didn't kill him. 00:31:06.742 --> 00:31:08.952 align:center Okay. Okay, that's good. 00:31:09.036 --> 00:31:11.038 align:center That's good. 00:31:12.873 --> 00:31:16.043 align:center But, let the record show, I didn't ask. 00:31:23.300 --> 00:31:24.468 align:center Are you scared? 00:31:25.928 --> 00:31:29.389 align:center That's a stupid question, I'm sorry. 00:31:33.727 --> 00:31:34.895 align:center How's the renovation going? 00:31:36.522 --> 00:31:38.941 align:center Well, I almost burned it down the other night. 00:31:39.024 --> 00:31:41.443 align:center Are you in trouble on it? What? 00:31:42.903 --> 00:31:44.321 align:center I honestly can't tell. 00:31:45.030 --> 00:31:47.407 align:center We've got rooms in this house we've never even used. 00:31:47.491 --> 00:31:48.700 align:center Now we're building more. 00:31:51.119 --> 00:31:52.496 align:center Grace spends too much. 00:31:53.789 --> 00:31:56.333 align:center I spend too much. It's like a bodily function at this point. 00:31:56.416 --> 00:31:59.628 align:center We eat, we drink, we buy all this shit. 00:32:00.671 --> 00:32:02.005 align:center Then we talk about the shit we bought, 00:32:02.089 --> 00:32:04.466 align:center and then we talk about other shit we're gonna buy, 00:32:04.550 --> 00:32:05.884 align:center and then we go buy that. 00:32:10.848 --> 00:32:12.599 align:center Sometimes I just walk around the house and I… 00:32:13.141 --> 00:32:18.564 align:center I just look at the sheer volume of shit we have and it fucking mystifies me. 00:32:19.273 --> 00:32:22.484 align:center I mean, when did we become these people, you know, like when did… 00:32:22.568 --> 00:32:26.530 align:center when did our lives get so empty… 00:32:29.116 --> 00:32:32.202 align:center that we have to constantly stuff them full of all this shit. 00:32:38.500 --> 00:32:40.002 align:center I don't know what happened to me. 00:32:40.085 --> 00:32:41.461 align:center I don't think any of us do, buddy. 00:32:46.466 --> 00:32:49.011 align:center Something's going on with you. You don't have to tell me what. 00:32:51.930 --> 00:32:56.268 align:center But I just wanted you to know, that I know. 00:32:58.478 --> 00:33:00.022 align:center I don't know what I know. 00:33:03.442 --> 00:33:04.526 align:center But I know. 00:33:05.777 --> 00:33:07.404 align:center Something happened to me, man. 00:33:07.946 --> 00:33:10.407 align:center I don't even know if I can explain it. It's… 00:33:10.490 --> 00:33:13.702 align:center I got fired and the ground just shifted. 00:33:13.785 --> 00:33:19.750 align:center Everything I thought I knew, that was solid, fucking permanent just… 00:33:20.334 --> 00:33:22.044 align:center I don't know. 00:33:23.170 --> 00:33:24.171 align:center I don't know. 00:33:25.005 --> 00:33:26.632 align:center I was wrong about all the rules. 00:33:28.008 --> 00:33:29.426 align:center It turns out there are no rules. 00:33:35.432 --> 00:33:37.309 align:center So anyway, I've been breaking into people's houses 00:33:37.392 --> 00:33:38.519 align:center and stealing stuff from them. 00:34:02.084 --> 00:34:04.253 align:center Oh, fuck. My car. 00:34:04.753 --> 00:34:05.754 align:center Where is it? 00:34:06.421 --> 00:34:07.589 align:center It's impounded. 00:34:07.673 --> 00:34:09.591 align:center I have to go see Kat in the city today. 00:34:09.675 --> 00:34:12.511 align:center That's cool. I'll send Wally back for you after he drops me off. 00:34:14.096 --> 00:34:15.097 align:center You sure? 00:34:15.179 --> 00:34:16.431 align:center Wally, you good working today? 00:34:17.014 --> 00:34:18.891 align:center - Yeah, you got it, Nick. - Problem solved. 00:34:18.976 --> 00:34:20.018 align:center God bless you. 00:34:20.518 --> 00:34:21.645 align:center All right, fellas. 00:34:24.022 --> 00:34:27.400 align:center Thank you. Last night was something. 00:34:27.484 --> 00:34:29.570 align:center Yeah. Let's never do it again. 00:34:56.096 --> 00:34:57.431 align:center When Hunter was four-years-old, 00:34:57.514 --> 00:34:59.808 align:center he would come running into our bedroom in the middle of the night, 00:34:59.892 --> 00:35:02.060 align:center terrified by whatever demons four-year-olds come up with 00:35:02.144 --> 00:35:03.187 align:center in their dreams. 00:35:04.521 --> 00:35:07.441 align:center I'd pull him into bed with me and he'd fall asleep in my arms. 00:35:09.443 --> 00:35:11.403 align:center That was all it took to make him feel safe. 00:35:12.613 --> 00:35:14.114 align:center It gets harder when they get older, 00:35:14.198 --> 00:35:16.241 align:center to protect them from all the things that might scare them 00:35:16.325 --> 00:35:17.451 align:center or hurt them in any way. 00:35:19.036 --> 00:35:20.329 align:center But you never stop trying. 00:35:21.288 --> 00:35:24.583 align:center And then one day you realize the thing that's hurting them is you. 00:35:25.792 --> 00:35:26.960 align:center What the hell happened to you? 00:35:31.340 --> 00:35:32.382 align:center It was a long night. 00:35:34.218 --> 00:35:35.844 align:center You know, I… 00:35:36.470 --> 00:35:38.138 align:center I came by to see you yesterday. 00:35:38.222 --> 00:35:39.348 align:center Mom told me. 00:35:39.431 --> 00:35:40.641 align:center Well, that was nice of her. 00:35:41.225 --> 00:35:43.018 align:center It would have been nicer if she let you in. 00:35:43.101 --> 00:35:44.394 align:center Look, she's just… 00:35:46.396 --> 00:35:49.233 align:center she's just doing what she thinks is best, you know? 00:35:52.486 --> 00:35:54.446 align:center But hey, pal. 00:35:54.530 --> 00:35:55.906 align:center I wanna tell you I'm sorry. 00:35:56.490 --> 00:35:58.283 align:center For all this nonsense. 00:35:58.367 --> 00:36:02.704 align:center First the divorce and now this mess. 00:36:03.747 --> 00:36:05.916 align:center I never wanted any of this to happen. 00:36:05.999 --> 00:36:07.793 align:center But I know that doesn't make it any easier on you, 00:36:07.876 --> 00:36:11.421 align:center so I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 00:36:11.505 --> 00:36:14.967 align:center Dad. Are you going to jail? 00:36:16.802 --> 00:36:18.220 align:center Okay, Hunter. 00:36:19.513 --> 00:36:20.514 align:center This is important. 00:36:20.597 --> 00:36:23.392 align:center Whatever else happens I need you to hear this, okay? 00:36:24.101 --> 00:36:28.689 align:center I did not kill Paul. I had nothing to do with that. 00:36:28.772 --> 00:36:29.690 align:center I know you didn't. 00:36:30.858 --> 00:36:32.568 align:center That's why I came here to tell you that. 00:36:34.152 --> 00:36:35.404 align:center I appreciate that. 00:36:38.657 --> 00:36:42.536 align:center So I'm not going to go to jail for something I didn't do. 00:36:43.161 --> 00:36:44.162 align:center All right? 00:36:44.705 --> 00:36:47.499 align:center Now, I have a meeting today with Kat Resnick, 00:36:47.583 --> 00:36:49.960 align:center who is the best at what she does. 00:36:51.920 --> 00:36:54.464 align:center And we're gonna figure this out. Okay? 00:36:56.884 --> 00:36:59.803 align:center Well, you should probably shower first. 00:37:00.721 --> 00:37:02.890 align:center - You stink. - Thank you. Good note. 00:37:05.309 --> 00:37:06.310 align:center Anything else? 00:37:08.395 --> 00:37:09.855 align:center I have a girlfriend. 00:37:35.255 --> 00:37:37.633 align:center - Good morning. - Shit. 00:37:42.012 --> 00:37:43.013 align:center Rough night? 00:37:54.107 --> 00:37:56.693 align:center I'll give you a thousand dollars for that cup of coffee. 00:38:01.740 --> 00:38:03.408 align:center Fucking hell, Grace. 00:38:03.992 --> 00:38:05.827 align:center I thought you looked bad in the hospital. 00:38:17.464 --> 00:38:18.799 align:center All right, I know what you're gonna say. 00:38:18.882 --> 00:38:20.676 align:center Doesn't really pay to say it then, does it. 00:38:20.759 --> 00:38:23.011 align:center He's my best friend, Grace. 00:38:28.016 --> 00:38:29.935 align:center I think maybe you need to start coming to terms 00:38:30.018 --> 00:38:34.022 align:center with the idea that your best friend may go to prison for murder. 00:38:34.106 --> 00:38:35.107 align:center He didn't do it. 00:38:35.190 --> 00:38:36.775 align:center - Do you know that? - Don't you? 00:38:39.653 --> 00:38:41.113 align:center You don't know everything, Barney. 00:38:41.613 --> 00:38:43.031 align:center Well, I know enough. 00:38:48.495 --> 00:38:49.746 align:center And you do, too. 00:38:54.918 --> 00:38:56.587 align:center I don't even know enough about you. 00:38:57.254 --> 00:38:58.589 align:center What's that supposed to mean? 00:39:07.931 --> 00:39:09.516 align:center Found that in your sweater drawer. 00:39:11.852 --> 00:39:14.062 align:center Please tell me this has nothing to do with Coop. 00:39:24.781 --> 00:39:25.908 align:center You and me, Barney, right? 00:39:29.203 --> 00:39:32.789 align:center You and me before anyone else. 00:39:34.666 --> 00:39:35.751 align:center You and me. 00:39:45.594 --> 00:39:47.012 align:center Drink up. 00:39:55.020 --> 00:39:56.188 align:center I'll run you a bath. 00:40:01.610 --> 00:40:02.736 align:center - Morning. - Morning, Mel. 00:40:06.573 --> 00:40:08.242 align:center - Hi. - How are you doing, Mel? 00:40:09.201 --> 00:40:10.202 align:center Okay. 00:40:10.702 --> 00:40:11.954 align:center I was hoping we could talk. 00:40:12.454 --> 00:40:14.790 align:center I do have an eleven o'clock though. 00:40:15.290 --> 00:40:17.125 align:center Your eleven o'clock cancelled. 00:40:18.961 --> 00:40:20.671 align:center A number of your patients have cancelled. 00:40:24.716 --> 00:40:25.717 align:center How many? 00:40:30.097 --> 00:40:31.348 align:center Because of Coop? 00:40:31.431 --> 00:40:33.892 align:center No. Not because of Coop. 00:40:35.727 --> 00:40:37.813 align:center …over a dead husband you fucking hated. 00:40:37.896 --> 00:40:39.147 align:center Oh, shit. 00:40:40.816 --> 00:40:42.985 align:center - No, Mel. Come on. - Fuck you! 00:40:43.694 --> 00:40:45.320 align:center Oh, Christ. Okay. Yeah. 00:40:45.404 --> 00:40:47.698 align:center I can't imagine what you and your family are going through, 00:40:47.781 --> 00:40:49.783 align:center - the stress your under. - I'm fine, Deb. 00:40:49.867 --> 00:40:50.826 align:center I don't think you are. 00:40:52.077 --> 00:40:53.161 align:center I'm under some pressure, 00:40:53.245 --> 00:40:54.580 align:center - but I'm perfectly… - You assaulted that woman. 00:40:54.663 --> 00:40:55.664 align:center She hit me first! 00:40:55.747 --> 00:40:59.126 align:center Whoa. Is that what I'm supposed to tell the parents of our patients? 00:40:59.209 --> 00:41:01.879 align:center That it's all fine because "she started it?" 00:41:01.962 --> 00:41:03.255 align:center It was self-defense. 00:41:03.338 --> 00:41:04.715 align:center It was cognitive aggression. 00:41:04.798 --> 00:41:05.966 align:center - Okay, don't do that. - What? 00:41:06.049 --> 00:41:07.467 align:center Don't try to shrink me. 00:41:08.677 --> 00:41:10.220 align:center I'm trying to have a conversation with you. 00:41:10.304 --> 00:41:11.305 align:center Come on, Deb. 00:41:12.347 --> 00:41:16.226 align:center Haven't you ever, in your entire life, just wanted to hit somebody? 00:41:16.310 --> 00:41:18.061 align:center Of course I have. But I didn't. 00:41:18.145 --> 00:41:19.271 align:center Well, maybe you should have. 00:41:19.354 --> 00:41:23.025 align:center 'Cause I gotta tell you, it's a lot more therapeutic than just wanting to. 00:41:23.817 --> 00:41:25.652 align:center A moment of self-concordance, actually. 00:41:25.736 --> 00:41:27.988 align:center And isn't that what we try to instill here? In our patients? 00:41:28.071 --> 00:41:30.532 align:center - Mel. - She fucked my husband. 00:41:30.616 --> 00:41:31.700 align:center And accused him of murder. 00:41:31.783 --> 00:41:33.035 align:center Your ex-husband. 00:41:33.118 --> 00:41:34.119 align:center What? 00:41:34.203 --> 00:41:36.371 align:center Whatever? 00:41:36.455 --> 00:41:39.124 align:center Mel, I think right now, you need help. 00:41:39.958 --> 00:41:40.959 align:center Uh-uh. 00:41:43.003 --> 00:41:44.004 align:center I'm putting you on leave. 00:41:48.509 --> 00:41:49.510 align:center I'm sorry. 00:41:52.888 --> 00:41:53.889 align:center What, right now? 00:42:04.316 --> 00:42:05.609 align:center What happened to "I don't lose"? 00:42:05.692 --> 00:42:07.194 align:center Sometimes a plea deal is a win. 00:42:07.277 --> 00:42:08.737 align:center Not when I didn't do it. 00:42:09.321 --> 00:42:12.115 align:center Come on, Kat. If this is about me coercing you, then-- 00:42:12.199 --> 00:42:13.951 align:center You're not coercing me, you're blackmailing me. 00:42:14.535 --> 00:42:18.830 align:center And, no, regardless of what kind of shit you are and what kind of slut I am, 00:42:18.914 --> 00:42:21.959 align:center we raised our kids together and I actually don't think you killed Paul. 00:42:22.543 --> 00:42:24.837 align:center But I'm required to lay out your options. 00:42:25.420 --> 00:42:27.297 align:center - I've gone through the discovery. - And? 00:42:27.381 --> 00:42:30.717 align:center As your lawyer, I'm telling you we should consider a plea deal. 00:42:31.844 --> 00:42:34.638 align:center They had two labs confirm your DNA at the crime scene. 00:42:34.721 --> 00:42:36.014 align:center Murder weapon in your trunk. 00:42:36.807 --> 00:42:39.810 align:center Do you have something you want to share that could help explain some of this? 00:42:42.312 --> 00:42:43.897 align:center You lied about your relationship with Sam. 00:42:43.981 --> 00:42:45.858 align:center - She lied about it too. - She was in Boston. 00:42:45.941 --> 00:42:47.150 align:center It was Henry's birthday. 00:42:47.234 --> 00:42:48.694 align:center - What? - Nothing. 00:42:48.777 --> 00:42:49.611 align:center Coop. 00:42:50.654 --> 00:42:53.323 align:center If we plead, you could be out before Hunter graduates college. 00:42:53.407 --> 00:42:54.449 align:center Are you kidding me? 00:42:54.533 --> 00:42:55.742 align:center I'm trying to help you. 00:42:55.826 --> 00:42:57.119 align:center By putting me in jail? 00:42:58.078 --> 00:42:59.788 align:center Come on, Kat, don't fuck me on this. 00:42:59.872 --> 00:43:01.331 align:center You did that to yourself. 00:43:09.548 --> 00:43:13.802 align:center Coop. I have talks like these every day 00:43:14.303 --> 00:43:15.429 align:center and I have to tell you, 00:43:16.013 --> 00:43:18.724 align:center I don't think a jury is going to find you to be truthful. 00:43:19.224 --> 00:43:21.476 align:center - Why not? - Because you're not telling the truth. 00:43:21.560 --> 00:43:23.020 align:center - About what? - All of it. 00:43:23.103 --> 00:43:24.813 align:center I don't believe that you were alone in that nightclub, 00:43:24.897 --> 00:43:27.649 align:center I don't believe you hung out with your sister afterwards, 00:43:27.733 --> 00:43:31.361 align:center and I don't believe your blood was on the floor just because you were fucking Sam. 00:43:32.279 --> 00:43:34.323 align:center Whatever it is that you're not telling me, 00:43:34.406 --> 00:43:36.491 align:center now would be a great time to tell me. 00:43:41.538 --> 00:43:43.248 align:center - It's complicated. - Yeah. 00:43:43.832 --> 00:43:46.126 align:center Because I only handle the really simple murder trials. 00:43:48.003 --> 00:43:49.296 align:center How'd that gun get in your car? 00:43:49.379 --> 00:43:51.131 align:center - I don't know. - Bullshit, Coop. 00:43:51.798 --> 00:43:53.091 align:center Give me something. 00:43:57.095 --> 00:43:58.138 align:center I told you I didn't kill him. 00:43:58.222 --> 00:43:59.598 align:center And I told you, it doesn't matter. 00:44:03.101 --> 00:44:04.394 align:center Goddamn it. 00:44:28.544 --> 00:44:30.337 align:center Thanks, man. All right. 00:44:37.177 --> 00:44:38.220 align:center Hey. 00:44:39.096 --> 00:44:40.514 align:center - Is that Nick's car? - Yeah. 00:44:40.597 --> 00:44:45.477 align:center My car is currently impounded to possibly be used as evidence against me. 00:44:47.896 --> 00:44:51.358 align:center Hey, if this is about Hunter coming over to talk, I didn't tell him to-- 00:44:51.441 --> 00:44:53.861 align:center Wait, Hunter came over to talk? 00:44:55.404 --> 00:44:56.446 align:center No. 00:44:59.074 --> 00:45:00.951 align:center I can't even get two syllables out of that kid. 00:45:02.077 --> 00:45:06.498 align:center Yeah. Well, what can I say. I have a gift. 00:45:18.427 --> 00:45:19.928 align:center I got fired today. 00:45:21.972 --> 00:45:23.140 align:center Fuck. Because of me? 00:45:24.016 --> 00:45:27.895 align:center I'm actually capable of losing my job all by myself. 00:45:29.313 --> 00:45:30.480 align:center I… 00:45:32.316 --> 00:45:33.984 align:center I got in a fight with Sam. 00:45:35.444 --> 00:45:36.862 align:center Like, an argument? 00:45:37.988 --> 00:45:39.239 align:center Yeah, like that. 00:45:39.323 --> 00:45:40.657 align:center And then I punched her in the face. 00:45:44.703 --> 00:45:45.829 align:center Yeah, I know. I saw the video. 00:45:45.913 --> 00:45:47.497 align:center What the fuck are you asking me for, then? 00:45:47.581 --> 00:45:50.459 align:center 'Cause I wanted to hear you say it. 00:45:51.043 --> 00:45:52.044 align:center Were you defending my honor? 00:45:53.253 --> 00:45:54.588 align:center She called you a murderer. 00:45:55.631 --> 00:45:58.175 align:center Yeah. It's kind of getting to where neither one of us can show our faces 00:45:58.258 --> 00:45:59.092 align:center around here, huh? 00:46:05.849 --> 00:46:06.850 align:center You're not one, right? 00:46:07.434 --> 00:46:08.435 align:center A murderer? 00:46:09.645 --> 00:46:11.271 align:center No. I'm not. 00:46:12.189 --> 00:46:13.190 align:center Sorry for asking. 00:46:14.024 --> 00:46:15.025 align:center Glad you did. 00:46:16.777 --> 00:46:18.320 align:center What does Kat say, can you beat this thing? 00:46:18.403 --> 00:46:22.115 align:center She has floated the idea of a plea bargain to which I said, "Go fuck yourself". 00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:23.283 align:center Good. 00:46:27.663 --> 00:46:30.624 align:center How did this become our lives? 00:46:44.388 --> 00:46:46.932 align:center You rarely destroy your life in a single moment. 00:46:49.893 --> 00:46:53.188 align:center It's usually a series of moments, over time. 00:46:55.983 --> 00:46:58.151 align:center When reality finally came crashing down on me I could see 00:46:58.235 --> 00:47:00.237 align:center every one of those moments perfectly lined up, 00:47:00.320 --> 00:47:02.614 align:center as if it was all by my own design. 00:47:26.972 --> 00:47:29.391 align:center So the question wasn't "How did this happen to me?" 00:47:29.975 --> 00:47:32.769 align:center The only real question was "How the fuck did I not see it coming?"