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It makes total sense.

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Coop and Sam run into each other
at a bar, or at a party, a barbecue.

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They've both been cheated on.

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He's hot. She's hot.

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They're both lonely, they're both drunk.

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Low-hanging fruit.

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The only surprise would be
if they didn't start fucking.

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So then time goes by. I don't know.
Three months, six months.

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They keep it quiet 'cause, you know,
Mel and Paul and everyone else.

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But then Paul finds out about it.

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He goes after Coop, and Coop kills him.

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Self-defense. Crime of passion. Something…

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That's ridiculous.

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Unless someone shows me
incontrovertible evidence,

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I just won't believe
that Coop's a murderer.

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I mean, come on,
we've all known him for years.

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Yeah, but somehow none of us knew
about him and Sam hooking up, right?

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I'm just saying.

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We don't know everything there is
to know about Coop.

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Or Sam, apparently.

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Paul's been cheating on her for years.

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He's being a bastard about the divorce.
Maybe she just snapped and killed him.

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Or, most likely, someone unrelated.

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I mean, who knows
what Paul may have been into?

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Sam was up in Boston
with her parents when it happened.

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I'm sure the police checked her alibi.

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Grace, did you speak to Mel?

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Left her a voicemail. Been tied up.

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Oh, my God. That's right.
How's Barney doing?

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Well, he's home, which is good. I guess.

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Dislocated shoulder,
cracked rib, now this.

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I'm keeping him sedated for my own sanity.

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Is anyone else noticing
an uptick in violence around here?

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I mean, what the hell?

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I spoke to Mel last night.

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She's pissed at him but she's also
pretty sure that he's innocent.

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He's the father of her children.
Of course she is.

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He didn't look innocent
when they arrested him.

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No one looks innocent in handcuffs.

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Like I said, it could've been
someone else entirely. Or a mistake.

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Murder is always a mistake.

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One should not do anything
one cannot talk about after dinner.

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Oscar Wilde said that.

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What?

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I'm telling you.

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Paul walked in on them,
things got heated. Bam.

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Paul's got his skanky waitress.
Why would he care?

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Men are territorial. Bro code. Whatever.

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So your theory is that Coop
is having sex with Sam in her house,

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not at all deterred
by the fact that she's 200 miles away.

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And while they're defying the laws of
physics with this long-distance fuck-fest,

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Paul, who no longer lives there,
nevertheless walks in on them.

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And in this scenario you've concocted,

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Coop,
who has never shot a gun in his life,

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has a gun that he has never owned on him
or near him since he's

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- ostensibly not wearing any pants.
- I'm not saying I have all the answers.

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They were fuck buddies.

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You don't kill over a fuck buddy.

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You don't know
that it wasn't more than that.

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Coop is not in love with Samantha Levitt.

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How do you know?

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Because he's still in love with Mel.

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If Coop was gonna kill anyone,
he would've killed Nick a long time ago,

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but he didn't. You know why?

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Because Coop's not a murderer.

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This whole situation is just beyond.

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He just stood there
at the memorial service,

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like everything was perfectly fine.

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Because he didn't do it.

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Of course.

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Or he's a sociopath.

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Okay. Suz, really? What the… I…

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So, are we still going
to the Miller's cancer gala?

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- Absolutely. Of course.
- Yeah.

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Mr. Cooper.

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Mr. Cooper.

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Andrew Cooper.

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Yes, Your Honor.

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You've had the opportunity
to confer with your attorney,

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and you understand
the charges against you?

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Yes, Your Honor.

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And you're entering a plea of not guilty.

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- Yes, Your Honor.
- So recorded.

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Lawyers, see my clerk next door
to confirm the trial date.

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Bail is set at $250,000.

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So, what happens now?

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Judge Wood will give us a month or so
for discovery before we go to trial.

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The prosecutor's a lightweight.
There'll probably be a deal to be made.

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I don't want a deal.

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Suit yourself.

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- I didn't kill him, Kat.
- I didn't ask.

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Well, why the fuck not?

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Can you give us a minute?

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Why didn't you ask? Why?

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Because it doesn't matter.

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I'm a setup, okay?

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I'm telling you.
A lot of people hated Paul.

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It could've been Sam, it could've been
anyone who found out we were involved.

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I mean, I'm the perfect scapegoat.

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That's not how cases are won in real life.

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- Then how?
- Well, traditionally,

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not by blackmailing your attorney.

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Look, we chip away at their case,
attacking them on procedure,

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chain of evidence, witness credibility,
expert testimony,

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and if we do it well,
we establish reasonable doubt.

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And you think you can do all that?

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The gun in your car is gonna be tricky.

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Kat.

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I don't lose, Coop.

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Your bail's been sorted out.

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I'll have preliminary discovery
by Thursday.

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In the meantime, for God's sake,
try to stay out of trouble.

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Any way I can get the car
that goes with these?

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Andy.

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Thanks, Dad.

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Here. I thought you might be hungry.

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Made you a turkey sandwich.

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I'm not sure what you eat these days,
but that used to be your favorite.

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It's gonna be okay.

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Dad, I'm not sure that it is.

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Well, let's get you home.

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You look like you could use a shower
and a nap.

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Just drop me off at Mel's.

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You want me to wait?

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No. I'll be fine.

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Hey, where did you
get the money for the bail?

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My IRA.

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Dad, you're gonna get killed on the taxes.

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It is what it is.

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All right. Well, I'll pay you back.

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Hey. I'd say you got bigger fish to fry.

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What are you doing here?

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It's Tuesday.

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Come on, Mel.
I just wanna talk to the kids.

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- About what?
- I don't know.

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To maybe ask how school's going.

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Maybe to tell them
that their father's not a murderer.

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- Come on, Mel. You know me.
- Come on?

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You know I wouldn't do anything like this.

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I don't know anything.

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I don't what you been up to.
I don't know who you're fucking.

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- I don't know why…
- Seriously?

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…a few days ago your kids and I
watched you get beaten half to death.

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All I know is
you've been arrested for murder.

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So until I know something different,

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I don't want you around them.

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You've put them through enough.

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This was once my house.

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This was once my entire world.

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It was amazing really,

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the infinite amount of times the same
damn thing could break your heart.

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Hello?

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Hello?

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You're back early.

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I thought that if I just pushed it
into piles, it would look cleaner,

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but then I found some old records, and…
Yeah, it's a lot.

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How you feeling?

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Like I just spent the night in jail.
How about you?

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You know, same old, same old.

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Well, let's get a bunch of garbage bags
and start cleaning up.

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Okay.

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We should probably start in the basement
'cause the cops really fucked it up.

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If the cops had found the money,
it would've come up in the interrogation.

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I didn't have time to contemplate
the irony of getting robbed.

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I just wanted my money back.

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Hey. Where is she?

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- She's busy. Hey!
- Lu! Lu!

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She don't wanna see you, man.

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Do I look like I give a shit?

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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Come on.

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- Come on! Come on.
- Yeah?

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What are you gonna do with that?

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Put it down, Coop.

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Come inside. We'll talk like people.

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Here.

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I got five minutes.

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- I got a meat stew on the stove.
- Did you rob me?

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I don't rob people.

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I sit here in my chair
and people like you bring me things.

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Well, my money is gone.

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You're in a cash business. It happens.

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- Christian?
- Christian took his pound of flesh.

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- You told him where to find me.
- Yes, I did.

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After I talked him out of killing you.

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Which was what was gonna happen.

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From what I can see, you got off light.

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- You could've warned me.
- I did.

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I told you no art,
but you only hear what you wanna hear.

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There are rules to this game.

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You need to learn them.

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You disrespected Christian.

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He responded.

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Action, reaction.

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The slate is clean. He'll do business now,

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but from what I hear,
you've got bigger problems.

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And just when you were starting
to show some real promise.

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My stew's burning.

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Hey, I didn't kill anyone.

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That just makes it even more pathetic.

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Don't come back here.

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How's it going, Félix?

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Ecuador is kicking our ass.

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That's everything Chivo owes you.

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That's good.

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I didn't know housekeeping paid so well.

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I could put you on if you want.

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We good?

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'Til next time.

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No.

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No next time.

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Chivo doesn't work for you anymore.

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You hand me a bag of money. And
you think you can talk to me like that?

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Please, Félix.

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I changed your diapers.

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Be very careful how you talk to me.

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This is me being careful.

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Say hi to your mother.

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Hey. You okay?

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I just feel like we just stopped
getting stared at from us being a thing.

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And now this.

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Hold your head up.

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You didn't do anything wrong.

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I feel like
I shouldn't have sent them to school.

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Well, you didn't send them. They went.

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This is a coffee shop.

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Imagine what it feels like in high school.

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I'm gonna tell them they can come home.

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If they need to come home,
they'll come home.

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You know, it's taking too long.
Come on, let's go down to Phil's.

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We're almost there.

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Then we'll wait another ten minutes
for the damn coffee. Come on, let's go.

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Yeah, I appreciate that.

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She's here. Yeah.

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I'll see you guys later.

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I just…

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I don't even know how
to begin to unravel this.

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I just…
I know that it's complicated but I--

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Is it complicated?

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- Yeah.
- You fuck Coop.

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I fuck Nick.

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Maybe you should fuck Nick
and I can fuck somebody else…

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- That's your takeaway from all of this?
- …since that's what we do here.

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Mel, Coop killed my husband.

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He didn't kill anybody.

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You don't know.

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He's been in a really dark place.

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Fucking my ex-husband doesn't
make you some kind of expert on him.

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I understand
this is hard for you to accept,

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but Coop and I were very close.

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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

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Well, I just slept with him so maybe
you weren't quite as close as you think.

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- I'm sorry, what?
- Glass houses, Nick.

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What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

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- So why are you so angry at me then?
- Unbelievable.

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What? You lied to me!

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I was scared to tell you.

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- There's a difference.
- There's a reason

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- you were scared to tell me.
- Can we talk somewhere else?

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Why were you scared to tell me?

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Mel. I am still your friend.

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You're not my friend.
You're a gold-digging widow

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who's trying to milk every last drop
of sympathy

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over a dead husband you fucking hated.

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Oh, shit.

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No, Mel.

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- Fuck you!
- Mel, stop, please.

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- Nick.
- Fuck you, Mel.

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Door?

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You're my ride.

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Call Coop.

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What? What are they looking at?

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What? Is it my dad?

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No. It's your mom.

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…sympathy over a dead husband
you fucking hated.

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Oh, shit.

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No, Mel.

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- Fuck you.
- Mel.

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You saw the video?

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Yeah.

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My dad's out on bail,

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my mom's throwing down in coffee shops.

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Well, on the plus side,
you're gonna have a killer college essay.

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If it's any consolation,

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everyone's parents are fucked up
to one degree or another.

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But the thing is, you're not.

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Have you met me?

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Sorry. I thought you were…

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Idiot.

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Ali. What the hell?

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I was cleaning and I found this.

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It's yours.

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I thought I'd drop it off to you.

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You've had that for, like, 15 years.

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Yeah.

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And I also thought we could talk.

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We can't. Not here. Just call me.

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I have been calling.

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And texting.

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Ali, I have a family.

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I can't just talk whenever I want to.

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You're putting me
in a really uncomfortable position.

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Well,

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do you want your record back?

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What?

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No, keep the fucking record. Just…

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I'll call you.

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But don't come back here again.

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Remember, Sully,
when I promised to kill you last?

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That's right, Matrix! You did!

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I lied.

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So, now you don't have a car?

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Oh, Nick. What are you doing here?

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Like every time I get my bearings,
one of them just blows up my life.

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- What the fuck is wrong with them?
- Yeah.

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It's kind of terrifying
when you realize you're the grown-up.

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But I'm not. That's my point.

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I still need them
to be my goddamn parents.

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It sounds like they're too wrapped up
in their own dramas to really do the job.

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And fuck all of these people
who just assume he's guilty.

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My dad may be a fuck-up,
but he's not a murderer. I mean, Jesus!

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- What?
- What?

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- What?
- He didn't do it.

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It's perfectly natural
for you to feel that way

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but you can't actually know that, right?

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I know my father.

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I just think
it's important for you to understand

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why some people might believe he did it.

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He was fucking the guy's wife.

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Okay, can we please not talk about
who my dad is fucking?

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The cops wouldn't have arrested
a rich white guy like your dad unless

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- they had some evidence to back it up.
- You cannot be serious.

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Plus, he does have a history of violence.

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He's not violent at all.

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He punched me in the dick.

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You're unbelievable.

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Come on.

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- Hey, he's your father.
- Get out of my way.

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You have his back, I have yours. Trust me.

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Yeah, trust the college guy
dating a high school girl.

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- Get out of my way.
- Tori, just quit being a drama queen--

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- Hi. For Tori?
- Yep.

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Hey, man, I'm sorry about your face.

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It's all right.
It's entirely possible I deserved it.

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Yeah.

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It's open!

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Nick, what are you doing here?

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I came to punch Coop in the face.

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You and me both.

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No. Bullshit.
That's your good arm in the sling.

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Like I'd waste my good arm on you.

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Gentlemen, things being what they are,

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I suggest we go out
and get well and truly hammered.

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Yeah, tonight's been unbelievable.

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This happens everywhere we go.

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Don't you ever wonder why
he's always in a good mood?

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That is why.

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- So you guys talk things out?
- Not at all.

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But I'm a little short on friends
these days.

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Maybe stop getting them hit by cars.

25:36.078 --> 25:39.831
I gotta say, the booze is mixing nicely
with my Vicodin.

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Okay. Excuse me.

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All right, fellas.

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- Uh-oh.
- Here we go.

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These are from them.

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- Thank you, ladies.
- Hello, ladies.

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Hello. Thank you.

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Lift 'em high and drain 'em dry.

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All right. Here we go.

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Oh, yeah.

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Decent.

25:56.932 --> 25:58.559
Hey B, you tell Coop about the pool?

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No.

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- Sorry, what's this?
- It's gonna sound worse than it is.

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- There's a Coop conviction pool.
- Wow.

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Actually, now that he says it out loud,
it sounds pretty fucking bad.

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Okay. What's the action?

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I don't know. You're my friend.
I stayed out of it.

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- Barney?
- What? Well, I'm with Nick.

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- Fine, but I took innocent.
- There it is.

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Though I parlayed it
with reasonable doubt.

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- Smart play.
- Jules has you down for murder one.

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- Jesus.
- Lady's got balls.

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- Coop. I don't believe it.
- Oh, my God.

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Look what the cat dragged in.

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Hey, Coop. So great to see ya.

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How you doing?

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Holy shit. You're Nick Brandes.

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- I am.
- Toby and Josh used to work for me.

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And the place has become a shit show
without you, man.

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Oh, come on. That can't be true.

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No, he's fucking serious, man.

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I don't know what you heard,
but Rome is burning.

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The Swiss are threatening to pull out.

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- Is that right?
- Totally.

26:45.606 --> 26:47.524
Jack is losing his shit over it.

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Dude, this is awesome.

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I wore your number in college.

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- Yeah, you played?
- Yeah, D3, man.

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I'm very, very white.

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But I bought two of your fucking toilets.
Changed my life.

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My man.

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Can we get a waiter over here?
We're buying these motherfuckers

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- some drinks.
- Guys.

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- Keep it coming--
- Hey!

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I take it from your general demeanor,
you boys are on cocaine?

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Yeah, that's the good stuff.

27:16.762 --> 27:19.515
I mean, I think I could get past the fact
that she cheated on me,

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but it's almost as if she's angry at me
that she cheated, you know what I mean?

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Oh. Yeah.

27:25.062 --> 27:27.523
Hey, did you get those murder charges
cleared up yet, man?

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I'm working on it.

27:29.233 --> 27:31.360
Evan here, he did six months
for tax evasion.

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It was nine months and fucking worth it.

27:34.154 --> 27:36.823
It was in Otisville which is basically
like a fucking summer camp.

27:37.324 --> 27:38.534
Yeah, I worked on my tennis game

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and came out with some
serious fucking contacts.

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Nothing but whales up there.
I'm doing deals with three of them now.

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Fuck, yeah, Coop.
You should go to Otisville, man.

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Yeah. Or maybe
I'll just get a fucking acquittal.

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This is the best I've felt in ages.

27:52.756 --> 27:54.675
Hey, buddy. Take it easy there.

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Take it easy? No, no.

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There's no taking it easy.

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- I'm back.
- Okay.

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Choi boy's back, Choi boy's back,

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Choi boy's back back again.

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Choi boy's back--

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Shit, Barney.

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Buddy?

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So, this whole murder thing.

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- Yeah?
- I gotta say, I didn't see it coming.

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You think you're gonna beat it?

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Barney.

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We are shit-faced on a golf course
at midnight,

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so why don't you ask me
what you wanna ask me.

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Because I don't wanna ask you.

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And here's the scary thing.

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I don't know that I really care.

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- So if you did do it…
- Okay, I didn't kill him.

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Okay. Okay, that's good.

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That's good.

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But, let the record show, I didn't ask.

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Are you scared?

31:25.928 --> 31:29.389
That's a stupid question, I'm sorry.

31:33.727 --> 31:34.895
How's the renovation going?

31:36.522 --> 31:38.941
Well,
I almost burned it down the other night.

31:39.024 --> 31:41.443
Are you in trouble on it? What?

31:42.903 --> 31:44.321
I honestly can't tell.

31:45.030 --> 31:47.407
We've got rooms in this house
we've never even used.

31:47.491 --> 31:48.700
Now we're building more.

31:51.119 --> 31:52.496
Grace spends too much.

31:53.789 --> 31:56.333
I spend too much.
It's like a bodily function at this point.

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We eat, we drink, we buy all this shit.

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Then we talk about the shit we bought,

32:02.089 --> 32:04.466
and then we talk about
other shit we're gonna buy,

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and then we go buy that.

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Sometimes
I just walk around the house and I…

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I just look at the sheer volume of shit
we have and it fucking mystifies me.

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I mean, when did we become these people,
you know, like when did…

32:22.568 --> 32:26.530
when did our lives get so empty…

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that we have to constantly stuff them
full of all this shit.

32:38.500 --> 32:40.002
I don't know what happened to me.

32:40.085 --> 32:41.461
I don't think any of us do, buddy.

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Something's going on with you.
You don't have to tell me what.

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But I just wanted you to know,
that I know.

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I don't know what I know.

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But I know.

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Something happened to me, man.

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I don't even know if I can explain it.
It's…

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I got fired and the ground just shifted.

33:13.785 --> 33:19.750
Everything I thought I knew,
that was solid, fucking permanent just…

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I don't know.

33:23.170 --> 33:24.171
I don't know.

33:25.005 --> 33:26.632
I was wrong about all the rules.

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It turns out there are no rules.

33:35.432 --> 33:37.309
So anyway,
I've been breaking into people's houses

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and stealing stuff from them.

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Oh, fuck. My car.

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Where is it?

34:06.421 --> 34:07.589
It's impounded.

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I have to go see Kat in the city today.

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That's cool. I'll send Wally
back for you after he drops me off.

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You sure?

34:15.179 --> 34:16.431
Wally, you good working today?

34:17.014 --> 34:18.891
- Yeah, you got it, Nick.
- Problem solved.

34:18.976 --> 34:20.018
God bless you.

34:20.518 --> 34:21.645
All right, fellas.

34:24.022 --> 34:27.400
Thank you. Last night was something.

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Yeah. Let's never do it again.

34:56.096 --> 34:57.431
When Hunter was four-years-old,

34:57.514 --> 34:59.808
he would come running into our bedroom
in the middle of the night,

34:59.892 --> 35:02.060
terrified by whatever demons
four-year-olds come up with

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in their dreams.

35:04.521 --> 35:07.441
I'd pull him into bed with me
and he'd fall asleep in my arms.

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That was all it took
to make him feel safe.

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It gets harder when they get older,

35:14.198 --> 35:16.241
to protect them from all the things
that might scare them

35:16.325 --> 35:17.451
or hurt them in any way.

35:19.036 --> 35:20.329
But you never stop trying.

35:21.288 --> 35:24.583
And then one day you realize
the thing that's hurting them is you.

35:25.792 --> 35:26.960
What the hell happened to you?

35:31.340 --> 35:32.382
It was a long night.

35:34.218 --> 35:35.844
You know, I…

35:36.470 --> 35:38.138
I came by to see you yesterday.

35:38.222 --> 35:39.348
Mom told me.

35:39.431 --> 35:40.641
Well, that was nice of her.

35:41.225 --> 35:43.018
It would have been nicer
if she let you in.

35:43.101 --> 35:44.394
Look, she's just…

35:46.396 --> 35:49.233
she's just doing what she thinks is best,
you know?

35:52.486 --> 35:54.446
But hey, pal.

35:54.530 --> 35:55.906
I wanna tell you I'm sorry.

35:56.490 --> 35:58.283
For all this nonsense.

35:58.367 --> 36:02.704
First the divorce and now this mess.

36:03.747 --> 36:05.916
I never wanted any of this to happen.

36:05.999 --> 36:07.793
But I know that doesn't
make it any easier on you,

36:07.876 --> 36:11.421
so I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

36:11.505 --> 36:14.967
Dad. Are you going to jail?

36:16.802 --> 36:18.220
Okay, Hunter.

36:19.513 --> 36:20.514
This is important.

36:20.597 --> 36:23.392
Whatever else happens
I need you to hear this, okay?

36:24.101 --> 36:28.689
I did not kill Paul.
I had nothing to do with that.

36:28.772 --> 36:29.690
I know you didn't.

36:30.858 --> 36:32.568
That's why I came here to tell you that.

36:34.152 --> 36:35.404
I appreciate that.

36:38.657 --> 36:42.536
So I'm not going to go to jail
for something I didn't do.

36:43.161 --> 36:44.162
All right?

36:44.705 --> 36:47.499
Now, I have a meeting today
with Kat Resnick,

36:47.583 --> 36:49.960
who is the best at what she does.

36:51.920 --> 36:54.464
And we're gonna figure this out. Okay?

36:56.884 --> 36:59.803
Well, you should probably shower first.

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- You stink.
- Thank you. Good note.

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Anything else?

37:08.395 --> 37:09.855
I have a girlfriend.

37:35.255 --> 37:37.633
- Good morning.
- Shit.

37:42.012 --> 37:43.013
Rough night?

37:54.107 --> 37:56.693
I'll give you a thousand dollars
for that cup of coffee.

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Fucking hell, Grace.

38:03.992 --> 38:05.827
I thought you looked bad in the hospital.

38:17.464 --> 38:18.799
All right, I know what you're gonna say.

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Doesn't really pay to say it then,
does it.

38:20.759 --> 38:23.011
He's my best friend, Grace.

38:28.016 --> 38:29.935
I think maybe
you need to start coming to terms

38:30.018 --> 38:34.022
with the idea that your best friend
may go to prison for murder.

38:34.106 --> 38:35.107
He didn't do it.

38:35.190 --> 38:36.775
- Do you know that?
- Don't you?

38:39.653 --> 38:41.113
You don't know everything, Barney.

38:41.613 --> 38:43.031
Well, I know enough.

38:48.495 --> 38:49.746
And you do, too.

38:54.918 --> 38:56.587
I don't even know enough about you.

38:57.254 --> 38:58.589
What's that supposed to mean?

39:07.931 --> 39:09.516
Found that in your sweater drawer.

39:11.852 --> 39:14.062
Please tell me
this has nothing to do with Coop.

39:24.781 --> 39:25.908
You and me, Barney, right?

39:29.203 --> 39:32.789
You and me before anyone else.

39:34.666 --> 39:35.751
You and me.

39:45.594 --> 39:47.012
Drink up.

39:55.020 --> 39:56.188
I'll run you a bath.

40:01.610 --> 40:02.736
- Morning.
- Morning, Mel.

40:06.573 --> 40:08.242
- Hi.
- How are you doing, Mel?

40:09.201 --> 40:10.202
Okay.

40:10.702 --> 40:11.954
I was hoping we could talk.

40:12.454 --> 40:14.790
I do have an eleven o'clock though.

40:15.290 --> 40:17.125
Your eleven o'clock cancelled.

40:18.961 --> 40:20.671
A number of your patients have cancelled.

40:24.716 --> 40:25.717
How many?

40:30.097 --> 40:31.348
Because of Coop?

40:31.431 --> 40:33.892
No. Not because of Coop.

40:35.727 --> 40:37.813
…over a dead husband you fucking hated.

40:37.896 --> 40:39.147
Oh, shit.

40:40.816 --> 40:42.985
- No, Mel. Come on.
- Fuck you!

40:43.694 --> 40:45.320
Oh, Christ. Okay. Yeah.

40:45.404 --> 40:47.698
I can't imagine what you and your family
are going through,

40:47.781 --> 40:49.783
- the stress your under.
- I'm fine, Deb.

40:49.867 --> 40:50.826
I don't think you are.

40:52.077 --> 40:53.161
I'm under some pressure,

40:53.245 --> 40:54.580
- but I'm perfectly…
- You assaulted that woman.

40:54.663 --> 40:55.664
She hit me first!

40:55.747 --> 40:59.126
Whoa. Is that what I'm supposed to tell
the parents of our patients?

40:59.209 --> 41:01.879
That it's all fine
because "she started it?"

41:01.962 --> 41:03.255
It was self-defense.

41:03.338 --> 41:04.715
It was cognitive aggression.

41:04.798 --> 41:05.966
- Okay, don't do that.
- What?

41:06.049 --> 41:07.467
Don't try to shrink me.

41:08.677 --> 41:10.220
I'm trying to have a conversation
with you.

41:10.304 --> 41:11.305
Come on, Deb.

41:12.347 --> 41:16.226
Haven't you ever, in your entire life,
just wanted to hit somebody?

41:16.310 --> 41:18.061
Of course I have. But I didn't.

41:18.145 --> 41:19.271
Well, maybe you should have.

41:19.354 --> 41:23.025
'Cause I gotta tell you, it's a lot more
therapeutic than just wanting to.

41:23.817 --> 41:25.652
A moment of self-concordance, actually.

41:25.736 --> 41:27.988
And isn't that what we try
to instill here? In our patients?

41:28.071 --> 41:30.532
- Mel.
- She fucked my husband.

41:30.616 --> 41:31.700
And accused him of murder.

41:31.783 --> 41:33.035
Your ex-husband.

41:33.118 --> 41:34.119
What?

41:34.203 --> 41:36.371
Whatever?

41:36.455 --> 41:39.124
Mel, I think right now, you need help.

41:39.958 --> 41:40.959
Uh-uh.

41:43.003 --> 41:44.004
I'm putting you on leave.

41:48.509 --> 41:49.510
I'm sorry.

41:52.888 --> 41:53.889
What, right now?

42:04.316 --> 42:05.609
What happened to "I don't lose"?

42:05.692 --> 42:07.194
Sometimes a plea deal is a win.

42:07.277 --> 42:08.737
Not when I didn't do it.

42:09.321 --> 42:12.115
Come on, Kat.
If this is about me coercing you, then--

42:12.199 --> 42:13.951
You're not coercing me,
you're blackmailing me.

42:14.535 --> 42:18.830
And, no, regardless of what kind of shit
you are and what kind of slut I am,

42:18.914 --> 42:21.959
we raised our kids together and
I actually don't think you killed Paul.

42:22.543 --> 42:24.837
But I'm required to lay out your options.

42:25.420 --> 42:27.297
- I've gone through the discovery.
- And?

42:27.381 --> 42:30.717
As your lawyer, I'm telling you
we should consider a plea deal.

42:31.844 --> 42:34.638
They had two labs confirm your DNA
at the crime scene.

42:34.721 --> 42:36.014
Murder weapon in your trunk.

42:36.807 --> 42:39.810
Do you have something you want to share
that could help explain some of this?

42:42.312 --> 42:43.897
You lied about your relationship with Sam.

42:43.981 --> 42:45.858
- She lied about it too.
- She was in Boston.

42:45.941 --> 42:47.150
It was Henry's birthday.

42:47.234 --> 42:48.694
- What?
- Nothing.

42:48.777 --> 42:49.611
Coop.

42:50.654 --> 42:53.323
If we plead, you could be out
before Hunter graduates college.

42:53.407 --> 42:54.449
Are you kidding me?

42:54.533 --> 42:55.742
I'm trying to help you.

42:55.826 --> 42:57.119
By putting me in jail?

42:58.078 --> 42:59.788
Come on, Kat, don't fuck me on this.

42:59.872 --> 43:01.331
You did that to yourself.

43:09.548 --> 43:13.802
Coop. I have talks like these every day

43:14.303 --> 43:15.429
and I have to tell you,

43:16.013 --> 43:18.724
I don't think a jury is going to
find you to be truthful.

43:19.224 --> 43:21.476
- Why not?
- Because you're not telling the truth.

43:21.560 --> 43:23.020
- About what?
- All of it.

43:23.103 --> 43:24.813
I don't believe that you were alone
in that nightclub,

43:24.897 --> 43:27.649
I don't believe you hung out
with your sister afterwards,

43:27.733 --> 43:31.361
and I don't believe your blood was on the
floor just because you were fucking Sam.

43:32.279 --> 43:34.323
Whatever it is that you're not telling me,

43:34.406 --> 43:36.491
now would be a great time to tell me.

43:41.538 --> 43:43.248
- It's complicated.
- Yeah.

43:43.832 --> 43:46.126
Because I only handle
the really simple murder trials.

43:48.003 --> 43:49.296
How'd that gun get in your car?

43:49.379 --> 43:51.131
- I don't know.
- Bullshit, Coop.

43:51.798 --> 43:53.091
Give me something.

43:57.095 --> 43:58.138
I told you I didn't kill him.

43:58.222 --> 43:59.598
And I told you, it doesn't matter.

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Goddamn it.

44:28.544 --> 44:30.337
Thanks, man. All right.

44:37.177 --> 44:38.220
Hey.

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- Is that Nick's car?
- Yeah.

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My car is currently impounded to
possibly be used as evidence against me.

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Hey, if this is about Hunter coming over
to talk, I didn't tell him to--

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Wait, Hunter came over to talk?

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No.

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I can't even get two syllables
out of that kid.

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Yeah. Well, what can I say. I have a gift.

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I got fired today.

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Fuck. Because of me?

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I'm actually capable
of losing my job all by myself.

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I…

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I got in a fight with Sam.

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Like, an argument?

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Yeah, like that.

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And then I punched her in the face.

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Yeah, I know. I saw the video.

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What the fuck are you asking me for, then?

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'Cause I wanted to hear you say it.

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Were you defending my honor?

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She called you a murderer.

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Yeah. It's kind of getting to where
neither one of us can show our faces

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around here, huh?

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You're not one, right?

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A murderer?

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No. I'm not.

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Sorry for asking.

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Glad you did.

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What does Kat say,
can you beat this thing?

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She has floated the idea of a plea bargain
to which I said, "Go fuck yourself".

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Good.

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How did this become our lives?

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You rarely destroy your life
in a single moment.

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It's usually a series of moments,
over time.

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When reality finally came crashing down
on me I could see

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every one of those moments
perfectly lined up,

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as if it was all by my own design.

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So the question wasn't
"How did this happen to me?"

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The only real question was
"How the fuck did I not see it coming?"
