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<i>Diamonds have no inherent value.
We know this.</i>

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<i>And yet, the Van Cleef & Arpels
Snowflake choker</i>

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<i>retails for roughly the same price
as a Rolls-Royce.</i>

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<i>Why are diamonds so pricey?</i>

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<i>It's the result of the most successful
cartel in modern history</i>

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<i>telling the Sherman Act to go fuck itself,</i>

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<i>and an 80-year-old marketing campaign</i>

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<i>that linked compressed carbon
to eternal love.</i>

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<i>They say a diamond is forever.</i>

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<i>But as recent events have borne out,
forever isn't what it used to be.</i>

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What are you doing here?

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- We live here.
- Coming for breakfast, Coop?

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You don't live here.

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Neither do you.

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The negotiator.

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Pass the syrup.

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- The syrup.
- The syrup.

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Go fuck yourself.

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You really ought to get better at sharing.

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Get outta here.

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Relax, Coop. We're all family.

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I'll fucking kill you.

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You can't kill me, Coop.

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Because you're already dead.

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Hey. Look who's up.

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Hi, Daddy.

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Hey, kiddo.

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How you feeling?

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Pretty good, actually.

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That's because the doctors gave you
all that morphine.

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- Hon.
- What? I saw. It was too much.

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Can we get you anything?

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Water, please. That'd be great.

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The doc came by to see you,

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- but we didn't wanna wake you.
- Thanks, buddy.

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How long was I out?

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Twelve hours.

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Jesus. I should get
my ass kicked more often.

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They were out of Doritos, but I got...

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Oh, snap. Hey. Mr. Cooper.

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I thought you dumped him.

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Dad.

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- He's still pretty out of it, so...
- Yeah.

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- I feel great.
- It's all good.

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Hello.

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Bad time?

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Can I help you?

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I'm sorry. I'm Detective Rebecca Lin.

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I was hoping to get a minute or two
with Mr. Cooper.

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Another tennis injury?

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Not quite.

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Do you know her?

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She interviewed me about Paul.

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What about him?

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I have a few questions about last night.

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If you're up for it.

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Or I can come back later?

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So, guys, why don't you
take your grandparents to lunch?

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Millie's doesn't open until noon.

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Then we will be the first ones there.

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Come on, everybody. Let's go.

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I usually prefer
to do these interviews alone.

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I'll go see Barney.

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How's he doing?

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I'll let you know.

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Beautiful family you got there.

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You're too kind. What can I do for you?

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Why don't you tell me about last night?

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I don't remember much.

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Well, what do you remember?

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I remember getting jumped.

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It's a weird one though, no?

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I don't have a whole hell of a lot
to compare it to, so...

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Well, for starters,
the assailants didn't take anything.

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Which is a little unusual.

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Okay.

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Maybe Barney getting hit by the car
might have thrown a wrench into things?

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So you do remember something after all.
And I will be talking to Mr. Choi later.

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To be honest with you, Mr. Cooper,

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this attack doesn't feel random
to me at all.

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It feels like you were targeted.

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Why would anyone wanna target me?

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Why would anyone kill Paul Levitt?

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I don't see the connection.

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You know, I used to be a cop in the Bronx.

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Violent crimes were a dime a dozen.

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But not here. This is a very quiet town.

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We don't see
a lot of violent crimes here at all.

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And in the past few days,
a man was brutally murdered in his home.

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- A man who you recently fought with.
- It wasn't a fight.

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And then you were attacked and beaten
with gusto, right there on Main Street,

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with no apparent motive.

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And your friend Barney is down the hall
picking pavement out of his teeth.

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Again, I fail to see the connection here.

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It's you, Mr. Cooper.

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You're the connection.

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It seems to me that being your friend
is a dangerous proposition.

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Does that mean we're not gonna be friends?

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I heard you left your job a month back.

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A fairly common occurrence.

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You just said you left your job as a cop
in the Bronx. Why'd you do that?

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- Quality of life.
- Hey. Same thing.

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Except you were fired.

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Semantics.

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Where were you coming back from
last night?

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Jersey. Took our oldest to see colleges.

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Look, I'm just gonna cut to it right here.

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I don't know you very well.

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The sense I get from you is
you're a man on a downward spiral.

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In desperate need of a lifeline.

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Now, I'm here right now
offering you that lifeline.

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Whatever it is you got yourself into...
I can help.

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The thing is...

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at some point you're gonna cross a line

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and I'm not gonna be able
to help you anymore.

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And when that time comes,
all I'll be able to do is take you down.

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Well, that is food for thought.
Thanks for coming by, Detective.

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Thank you for your time.

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That go okay?

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Yeah. I mean, you know,
pro forma stuff. Just filling in blanks.

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How's Barney?

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He's banged up, but he'll recover.

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Listen, can we talk
about what happened last night? I...

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- I wanna...
- Maybe not right now.

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Yeah. Okay.

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I'm gonna go.

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They're almost ready to discharge you.

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I can come back and get you.

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No, come on. Just... I can have Ali do it.
You be with the kids.

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Hey, Melly.

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Guess we really should've just kept on
driving in the opposite direction, huh?

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Get some rest.

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- ...different. I get to try something.
- That's good.

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- I'm sorry, I gotta...
- Okay.

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Why do you smell nice?

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I'm trying something new. You hate it?

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Nah, I didn't say that. What did we get?

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Lab reports.

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The murder weapon was a .38.
Same gun, all three shots.

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And the wife's gun was a .22?

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Yep. And she was telling the truth,
her piece has never been fired.

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But what is it?

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- It was a Taurus TX22.
- No, no.

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The scent. It's musky.

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Balsam Breeze.
It's made from real balsam oil. And cedar.

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Okay. What else?

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And citrus notes, I think.

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Yes.

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The gunshot residue report showed
that the victim also fired a weapon.

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But there were no additional bullets
or casings on the scene.

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So he either hit something,
or someone fled.

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Or...

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- We're missing something.
- Yep.

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I have the office reaching out
to the local hospitals

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to see if any gunshot victims
have been admitted.

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Murderers don't usually
check themselves into the ER.

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You like Cooper for this?

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I don't know if I like him for this,
but I like him for something.

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You smell like a Christmas tree.

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So they go to every Best Buy in the city.

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And they buy external hard drives.

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Then they swap them out
with older models that look new

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and they return them.

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Then they repackage and sell
the new ones on the web, full markup.

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So this story ends with your buddy Miggy
buying his momma a new house?

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No, of course not.

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They traced the serial numbers
to his cards

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and busted him.

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And you were surprised?

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He stayed too long.

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The odds got him.

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His stupidity got him.

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Shit. Damn it.

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Hell yeah, still hot and everything.

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Sup, E?

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No.

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What?

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Relax, I'm playing.

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You do look good though.

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What do you want, Félix?

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Nothing. I'm good.

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Just gotta grab my money
from our little billy goat,

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and I'm all set.

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What's he talking about?

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You don't know?

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Damn.

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I did a couple runs. That's it.

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Well, that would be it.

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Except your boy fumbled the drop.

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Fucking cops were after me.

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This motherfucker hears one siren,

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gets so spooked,
he tosses the whole fucking stash.

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Tossed it where?

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That's the best part.

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Tell her.

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The East River.

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Fucking Shamu's
gotta be high as shit somewhere.

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Thing is, that leaves you light.

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Okay, how much?

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You want to tell her, or should I?

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$150,000.

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What an idiot.

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Actually, 175.

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And next week it'll be 200 or so.

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That interest is a bitch.

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Look, I'm pretty fucking sure
that number is too high for you.

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But I can't let that shit go unanswered.

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Can I?

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- Can I?
- Okay.

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It's not a problem.

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I'll handle it.

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- You'll handle it?
- Yes, that's right.

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Last I heard, you were scrubbing toilets
out in God's country.

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How the fuck
can you get that kind of money?

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That's not your concern.

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You know I always liked you, Elena.

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You were the real deal back home.

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And since we go back,
I'll knock off the interest.

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You get me the principal by...

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by next week,

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and I'll let our billy goat here
live to fight another day.

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How the fuck are these so good?

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You know they make, like,
ten billion of these a day?

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Economies of scale and shit.

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That's what's up.

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All right.

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Be seeing you, billy goat.

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And Elena,

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if you want to start
making some real paper

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you know I always got a place for you.

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Uh-huh?

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Fuck off, Félix.

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Fucking pussy.

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$150,000?

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What were you thinking?
The fuck is wrong with you?

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So what?

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You ran drops for Giselle and Raf
for years.

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That was back in Santiago, damn it.
Here we have options.

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Bullshit.

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Maybe you do.

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This hospital food is no good.

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- Did you make this?
- Course not.

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Hey, Andy.

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Hey. Thanks for coming.

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Are you kidding me?

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I never get to drive anymore.
And I forgot how fun it is.

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- Do you even have a license?
- Of course.

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I mean, technically it's expired, but yes.

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Do you wanna drive home?

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No.

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Just try to keep it on the road, will ya?

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- So that detective...
- Lin, yeah.

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Yeah. She came by the house.

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- Did she?
- Yeah.

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I told her you came home
the night Paul Levitt died.

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I said you were with me.

00:17:33.929 --> 00:17:34.930 align:center
Okay.

00:17:35.931 --> 00:17:38.976 align:center
Listen, you know I had nothing to do
with Paul's death, right?

00:17:39.726 --> 00:17:41.854 align:center
Course. I know you're not a killer.

00:17:43.564 --> 00:17:46.984 align:center
And even if you are, you're all I got.

00:17:51.697 --> 00:17:53.282 align:center
Stop sign.

00:18:17.347 --> 00:18:19.182 align:center
- Hiya.
- Hey.

00:18:19.183 --> 00:18:20.725 align:center
Oh, my God. You weren't kidding.

00:18:20.726 --> 00:18:22.769 align:center
I know.

00:18:26.273 --> 00:18:29.108 align:center
The amount of paperwork it takes
to put one man into the ground,

00:18:29.109 --> 00:18:30.610 align:center
it's just mind-boggling.

00:18:30.611 --> 00:18:32.195 align:center
Well, put me to work.

00:18:32.196 --> 00:18:33.405 align:center
Okay, well...

00:18:34.406 --> 00:18:36.533 align:center
- Can I get you something to drink?
- Hi, I'll just...

00:18:37.284 --> 00:18:38.576 align:center
I'll just have what she's having.

00:18:38.577 --> 00:18:41.246 align:center
You know what? Just take all of this.

00:18:41.914 --> 00:18:42.873 align:center
Yeah.

00:18:43.498 --> 00:18:45.791 align:center
I didn't know you have to apply
for a death certificate.

00:18:45.792 --> 00:18:47.710 align:center
Yeah. It's a mess.

00:18:47.711 --> 00:18:50.421 align:center
I mean, I guess it's all
a good distraction for grieving widows,

00:18:50.422 --> 00:18:54.300 align:center
but honestly, I'm not sure I'm grieving.

00:18:54.301 --> 00:18:57.094 align:center
That's fair.
How long do you have to stay here?

00:18:57.095 --> 00:18:58.889 align:center
The cops aren't done at the house.

00:19:01.808 --> 00:19:02.809 align:center
Hey.

00:19:04.019 --> 00:19:05.020 align:center
How are you holding up?

00:19:06.230 --> 00:19:07.563 align:center
I just... I...

00:19:07.564 --> 00:19:10.108 align:center
I can't really get my arms around it.

00:19:10.776 --> 00:19:17.658 align:center
I mean, everyone knows
that Paul and I were not on great terms.

00:19:18.951 --> 00:19:22.495 align:center
And now I have to host his memorial?
What are people going to say to me?

00:19:22.496 --> 00:19:25.082 align:center
"I know you hated his fucking guts,
but here's a casserole"?

00:19:25.874 --> 00:19:27.583 align:center
You know, I fucking hate casseroles.

00:19:27.584 --> 00:19:29.294 align:center
Duly noted. No casseroles.

00:19:30.587 --> 00:19:31.754 align:center
- Thank you.
- Welcome.

00:19:31.755 --> 00:19:35.132 align:center
Do you think there's such a thing
as widow impostor syndrome?

00:19:35.133 --> 00:19:37.927 align:center
Oh, yeah. I think
there's everything impostor syndrome.

00:19:37.928 --> 00:19:40.596 align:center
- I mean, a part of me is sad, of course.
- Of course.

00:19:40.597 --> 00:19:42.182 align:center
But, you know,

00:19:43.058 --> 00:19:45.601 align:center
whenever I think
about being pitied by everyone,

00:19:45.602 --> 00:19:48.480 align:center
it makes me
want to walk in front of a bus.

00:19:49.147 --> 00:19:52.483 align:center
I mean, he can't even die without
putting me through one last indignity.

00:19:52.484 --> 00:19:55.570 align:center
I mean, hats off to you, Paul.
Hell of a power move.

00:19:55.571 --> 00:19:58.489 align:center
But... Sorry, I don't mean to unload on you.
I know 'cause I heard--

00:19:58.490 --> 00:20:00.575 align:center
- Are you kidding?
- No, I heard about Coop.

00:20:00.576 --> 00:20:02.410 align:center
- Don't be ridiculous.
- No, how's he doing?

00:20:02.411 --> 00:20:05.329 align:center
He's a little beat up, but he'll live.

00:20:05.330 --> 00:20:07.373 align:center
God. Who would wanna hurt Coop?

00:20:07.374 --> 00:20:08.625 align:center
Besides me?

00:20:09.459 --> 00:20:10.752 align:center
Wait, what did he do?

00:20:11.295 --> 00:20:12.337 align:center
I'm kidding.

00:20:12.921 --> 00:20:17.176 align:center
I'm actually worried about him.
I feel like he's going through something.

00:20:18.302 --> 00:20:19.802 align:center
It's not your job to fix that.

00:20:19.803 --> 00:20:21.429 align:center
I know,

00:20:21.430 --> 00:20:26.267 align:center
but you live with a person long enough,
you develop a private language.

00:20:26.268 --> 00:20:28.519 align:center
And just 'cause
you're not married anymore,

00:20:28.520 --> 00:20:32.774 align:center
it's not like you wake up
and suddenly forget how to speak it.

00:20:33.817 --> 00:20:36.611 align:center
We were just in Princeton
doing the college tour with Tori

00:20:36.612 --> 00:20:37.946 align:center
and, you know, it was like...

00:20:40.365 --> 00:20:45.329 align:center
Little time capsule. "SSA-721."

00:20:46.705 --> 00:20:48.247 align:center
Well... I don't understand.

00:20:48.248 --> 00:20:51.251 align:center
The funeral director...
Shouldn't the funeral director do this?

00:20:52.211 --> 00:20:56.548 align:center
Yeah. That goes into that pile.
That's called other people's shit.

00:20:58.759 --> 00:21:02.720 align:center
Oh, God. Look. Right here.

00:21:02.721 --> 00:21:07.559 align:center
Petition for probate.
In legalese, that means we need more wine.

00:21:08.769 --> 00:21:10.228 align:center
Yeah, I'm an expert now.

00:21:10.229 --> 00:21:11.396 align:center
Excuse me?

00:21:20.739 --> 00:21:23.283 align:center
Fifty bucks says
no one knows how to play that thing.

00:21:25.327 --> 00:21:27.828 align:center
Did you do something different
with your hair?

00:21:27.829 --> 00:21:29.163 align:center
I have a thing later.

00:21:29.164 --> 00:21:31.290 align:center
Well, it's good that you nixed the scent.

00:21:31.291 --> 00:21:32.667 align:center
I knew you hated it.

00:21:32.668 --> 00:21:33.836 align:center
Yeah, I did.

00:21:36.839 --> 00:21:39.215 align:center
How'd it go with the girlfriend? Misty?

00:21:39.216 --> 00:21:43.594 align:center
Nothing seismic.
A bit of a stereotypical second wife.

00:21:43.595 --> 00:21:45.721 align:center
Seemed pretty broken up over the deceased.

00:21:45.722 --> 00:21:50.309 align:center
Although, she's probably mourning the new
Range Rover she'll never get to drive.

00:21:50.310 --> 00:21:51.686 align:center
What about you? You got any hits?

00:21:51.687 --> 00:21:55.398 align:center
Forensics found trace blood
in the ammonia.

00:21:55.399 --> 00:21:56.900 align:center
Not a match for Paul.

00:21:57.651 --> 00:21:59.778 align:center
Looks like our guy must've put up a fight.

00:22:01.071 --> 00:22:02.363 align:center
And the hospitals?

00:22:02.364 --> 00:22:03.657 align:center
No gunshot wounds.

00:22:05.200 --> 00:22:07.578 align:center
But still, someone else
bled on our crime scene.

00:22:08.328 --> 00:22:09.663 align:center
And then cleaned it up.

00:22:12.416 --> 00:22:15.627 align:center
I honestly don't understand
why anyone has kids.

00:22:17.337 --> 00:22:19.422 align:center
Come on. You never thought about it?

00:22:19.423 --> 00:22:20.631 align:center
No.

00:22:20.632 --> 00:22:22.217 align:center
I want a whole bunch of kids.

00:22:23.093 --> 00:22:25.011 align:center
Well, first, let's find you
a woman you can stay with

00:22:25.012 --> 00:22:26.095 align:center
for more than two months.

00:22:26.096 --> 00:22:29.224 align:center
That's not fair. Sometimes they dump me.

00:22:31.351 --> 00:22:33.103 align:center
What is that?

00:22:34.188 --> 00:22:36.481 align:center
I believe they call that a plush.

00:22:42.070 --> 00:22:43.322 align:center
It's a nanny cam.

00:22:46.325 --> 00:22:47.742 align:center
What do you think you'll find on that?

00:22:47.743 --> 00:22:50.746 align:center
Probably nothing, but it's worth a look.

00:23:06.637 --> 00:23:07.970 align:center
Hello, Héctor.

00:23:07.971 --> 00:23:09.805 align:center
Oh! Sweet Jesus!

00:23:09.806 --> 00:23:11.599 align:center
What the hell are you doing here?

00:23:11.600 --> 00:23:13.601 align:center
You weren't answering my calls.

00:23:13.602 --> 00:23:15.770 align:center
You have no idea
the shit that I've been dealing with.

00:23:15.771 --> 00:23:17.271 align:center
Ever since that murder,

00:23:17.272 --> 00:23:19.649 align:center
I'm getting nonstop calls
to upgrade alarm systems.

00:23:19.650 --> 00:23:21.234 align:center
All in Westmont Village.

00:23:21.235 --> 00:23:23.737 align:center
Sounds like business is good.

00:23:24.571 --> 00:23:26.989 align:center
<i>Mija</i>, did something happen?

00:23:26.990 --> 00:23:28.366 align:center
Like what?

00:23:28.367 --> 00:23:30.826 align:center
They said it was a break-in
that went south.

00:23:30.827 --> 00:23:32.912 align:center
I've never gone near that house.

00:23:32.913 --> 00:23:36.416 align:center
Obviously, I've never killed anybody.
That's insane, Héctor!

00:23:37.709 --> 00:23:39.085 align:center
What about George Clooney?

00:23:39.086 --> 00:23:40.169 align:center
Of course not.

00:23:40.170 --> 00:23:42.046 align:center
Coop didn't do it either.

00:23:42.047 --> 00:23:43.506 align:center
How do you know?

00:23:43.507 --> 00:23:45.132 align:center
Because I know him.

00:23:45.133 --> 00:23:46.592 align:center
Are you fucking him?

00:23:46.593 --> 00:23:48.387 align:center
Jesus Christ! Please.

00:23:49.304 --> 00:23:51.931 align:center
All I know is that I can't sleep

00:23:51.932 --> 00:23:54.225 align:center
thinking about what you're doing
with that gringo.

00:23:54.226 --> 00:23:57.478 align:center
I stare at the ceiling, wondering
when you'll fuck up and get caught.

00:23:57.479 --> 00:23:59.605 align:center
You don't have to worry about me.

00:23:59.606 --> 00:24:01.148 align:center
It's not you I'm worried about.

00:24:01.149 --> 00:24:03.860 align:center
I don't know how I let you
talk me into any of this shit.

00:24:03.861 --> 00:24:05.486 align:center
We're not criminals, Elena.

00:24:05.487 --> 00:24:07.238 align:center
Look, I get that you're scared.

00:24:07.239 --> 00:24:09.949 align:center
But I promise, I got this.

00:24:09.950 --> 00:24:12.201 align:center
No, I'm out.

00:24:12.202 --> 00:24:15.789 align:center
And if I were you, I'd get out now too.

00:24:17.374 --> 00:24:20.961 align:center
Chivo owes Félix $150,000.

00:24:21.545 --> 00:24:22.587 align:center
Shit.

00:24:22.588 --> 00:24:26.008 align:center
And you fucking knew.

00:24:27.176 --> 00:24:29.343 align:center
I heard Chivo was hanging around
those dudes again. That's it.

00:24:29.344 --> 00:24:31.679 align:center
You didn't think
you should give me a heads up?

00:24:31.680 --> 00:24:33.639 align:center
You're doing good.
I didn't want him to bring you down.

00:24:33.640 --> 00:24:36.435 align:center
Which I could have prevented
if you told me about it.

00:24:37.186 --> 00:24:38.812 align:center
So it's my fault?

00:24:40.772 --> 00:24:42.733 align:center
Go home, Elena.

00:24:58.540 --> 00:25:00.333 align:center
So, Ms. Levitt.

00:25:00.334 --> 00:25:03.504 align:center
I thought you might wanna revise
your statement.

00:25:17.726 --> 00:25:20.687 align:center
We're gonna need to take a closer look
at that Coop character.

00:25:21.188 --> 00:25:22.189 align:center
Yep.

00:25:26.944 --> 00:25:28.111 align:center
God, these people.

00:25:28.737 --> 00:25:30.781 align:center
You think she knows more
than she's letting on?

00:25:33.116 --> 00:25:34.117 align:center
Okay.

00:25:45.379 --> 00:25:46.380 align:center
Hey.

00:25:52.344 --> 00:25:53.345 align:center
Hey.

00:26:22.332 --> 00:26:24.710 align:center
- Hey, great show.
- Thanks.

00:26:26.378 --> 00:26:27.671 align:center
Can I give you a ride?

00:26:32.134 --> 00:26:33.385 align:center
Yes.

00:26:37.472 --> 00:26:39.182 align:center
- How's the gig?
- It's all right.

00:26:39.183 --> 00:26:40.267 align:center
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

00:27:11.840 --> 00:27:12.758 align:center
Bingo.

00:27:21.183 --> 00:27:22.184 align:center
Yeah.

00:27:22.684 --> 00:27:26.229 align:center
First of all, it was Westlake.
Not Byram Hills.

00:27:26.230 --> 00:27:28.564 align:center
- How do you remember all this?
- How do you not?

00:27:28.565 --> 00:27:29.983 align:center
I remember being grounded.

00:27:30.567 --> 00:27:33.236 align:center
Well, don't look at me.
I didn't tell you to get caught.

00:27:33.237 --> 00:27:35.948 align:center
There was grass and mud all up
in my mom's tires.

00:27:36.573 --> 00:27:38.617 align:center
Well, we're lucky your mom didn't snitch.

00:27:39.201 --> 00:27:41.203 align:center
She always thought I was a bad influence.

00:27:41.703 --> 00:27:43.287 align:center
I hate that she turned out to be right.

00:27:43.288 --> 00:27:44.747 align:center
Hey, she wasn't right.

00:27:44.748 --> 00:27:47.334 align:center
What you went through,
what you're going through...

00:27:49.086 --> 00:27:50.128 align:center
it's not your fault.

00:27:50.879 --> 00:27:52.130 align:center
It's nice of you to say.

00:27:53.173 --> 00:27:54.423 align:center
And hey, if it weren't for you,

00:27:54.424 --> 00:27:56.844 align:center
I would not have had
any fun in high school.

00:27:57.344 --> 00:27:59.513 align:center
I was a boring, football-playing mathlete.

00:28:00.222 --> 00:28:01.223 align:center
And you...

00:28:02.641 --> 00:28:03.641 align:center
you were fearless.

00:28:03.642 --> 00:28:05.268 align:center
I was unmedicated.

00:28:05.269 --> 00:28:06.478 align:center
I admired you.

00:28:07.104 --> 00:28:08.105 align:center
I still do.

00:28:08.605 --> 00:28:11.108 align:center
Is that why you're coming to my shows?
To admire me?

00:28:11.984 --> 00:28:13.318 align:center
I love seeing you up there.

00:28:13.986 --> 00:28:15.362 align:center
You look like yourself again.

00:28:15.988 --> 00:28:17.281 align:center
What does that look like?

00:28:19.908 --> 00:28:23.203 align:center
Like someone who always does
the thing I want to, but can't.

00:29:01.325 --> 00:29:02.326 align:center
Oh, fuck.

00:29:09.291 --> 00:29:10.375 align:center
Oh, fuck.

00:29:14.046 --> 00:29:15.672 align:center
Shit. Goddamn it.

00:29:30.103 --> 00:29:32.688 align:center
Yeah. Most expensive thing they had
in the gift shop.

00:29:32.689 --> 00:29:34.775 align:center
It was either this
or a balloon bouquet, so...

00:29:42.533 --> 00:29:43.909 align:center
Can I get you anything?

00:29:44.743 --> 00:29:45.869 align:center
Who were those guys?

00:29:47.079 --> 00:29:48.287 align:center
I have no idea.

00:29:48.288 --> 00:29:49.706 align:center
Fuck you.

00:29:51.416 --> 00:29:54.252 align:center
Barney, come on. Believe me.
I don't know who those fucking guys were.

00:29:54.253 --> 00:29:55.754 align:center
The thing is, Coop,

00:29:56.630 --> 00:29:57.631 align:center
I don't believe you.

00:29:58.215 --> 00:29:59.465 align:center
Something's been going on with you, man.

00:29:59.466 --> 00:30:01.468 align:center
I don't know what it is
or why you won't tell me.

00:30:02.135 --> 00:30:05.096 align:center
But I've been trying to help you,
and all you do is lie to me.

00:30:05.097 --> 00:30:07.890 align:center
- Hey, look, Barn, it's not like that.
- You handed me a brick of cash.

00:30:07.891 --> 00:30:10.018 align:center
- Barney, come on--
- Don't bullshit me!

00:30:17.651 --> 00:30:18.985 align:center
I'm just trying to protect you.

00:30:18.986 --> 00:30:20.070 align:center
Well, nice work.

00:30:23.240 --> 00:30:24.283 align:center
You should go.

00:30:24.867 --> 00:30:27.828 align:center
- What're you talking about?
- I'd really appreciate it if you left.

00:30:41.216 --> 00:30:44.093 align:center
Good morning. Dad. Hernandez.

00:30:44.094 --> 00:30:46.263 align:center
- Morning.
- Did you know Ryan had a date last night?

00:30:46.805 --> 00:30:48.015 align:center
Oh, yeah. The hair gel.

00:30:49.266 --> 00:30:50.267 align:center
How was it?

00:30:51.393 --> 00:30:53.144 align:center
- He didn't make it.
- It's all right, Art.

00:30:53.145 --> 00:30:54.980 align:center
Sometimes we gotta work late, Dad.

00:30:56.857 --> 00:30:58.066 align:center
Can we get to work, please?

00:30:59.359 --> 00:31:00.360 align:center
Hey.

00:31:00.861 --> 00:31:02.653 align:center
I made eggs. Sit.

00:31:02.654 --> 00:31:04.114 align:center
He made eggs.

00:31:08.744 --> 00:31:09.745 align:center
So,

00:31:10.412 --> 00:31:12.955 align:center
anything usable
from that little dumpster dive?

00:31:12.956 --> 00:31:15.042 align:center
Yes, actually. I found the blood sample.

00:31:16.043 --> 00:31:19.087 align:center
Andrew Cooper's blood matched the trace
in the ammonia at the crime scene.

00:31:21.840 --> 00:31:24.133 align:center
- Say that again.
- Lab just called me. It was a match.

00:31:24.134 --> 00:31:26.470 align:center
And we're sitting here
talking about your date?

00:31:27.346 --> 00:31:28.639 align:center
We gotta go. This is huge.

00:31:29.723 --> 00:31:31.516 align:center
I didn't actually go on the date.

00:31:31.517 --> 00:31:33.060 align:center
Hernandez, come on.

00:32:13.350 --> 00:32:14.685 align:center
Mrs. Levitt?

00:32:15.269 --> 00:32:16.687 align:center
The guests are starting to arrive.

00:32:23.402 --> 00:32:26.029 align:center
Hi, sweetheart. I'm so sorry.

00:32:26.864 --> 00:32:28.657 align:center
I'm so terribly sorry. We're here for you.

00:32:52.389 --> 00:32:54.098 align:center
- Oh, honey.
- I'm okay.

00:32:54.099 --> 00:32:55.601 align:center
Just write something nice.

00:33:16.288 --> 00:33:18.540 align:center
- Hey.
- Thank God you're here.

00:33:20.459 --> 00:33:21.667 align:center
We're so sorry, Sam.

00:33:21.668 --> 00:33:23.002 align:center
- Thanks, Nick.
- How you doing?

00:33:23.003 --> 00:33:24.962 align:center
I haven't started drinking yet.

00:33:24.963 --> 00:33:26.507 align:center
So you're running behind?

00:33:27.007 --> 00:33:29.134 align:center
Paul's mom came up from Florida.

00:33:29.718 --> 00:33:31.427 align:center
Either she's gone senile

00:33:31.428 --> 00:33:34.348 align:center
or he never told her we were divorcing.

00:33:35.182 --> 00:33:37.308 align:center
- Either way, it's incredibly awkward.
- Yikes.

00:33:37.309 --> 00:33:38.392 align:center
Yeah.

00:33:38.393 --> 00:33:40.561 align:center
Well, at least I'm handling it better
than some people.

00:33:40.562 --> 00:33:41.980 align:center
Thank you.

00:33:43.565 --> 00:33:45.067 align:center
- You are so kind.
- Yeah.

00:33:46.235 --> 00:33:47.528 align:center
I guess I can't blame Misty.

00:33:48.111 --> 00:33:51.198 align:center
I mean, it's a target-rich environment
with a built-in spotlight.

00:33:51.740 --> 00:33:54.909 align:center
Why not shop for the next man while
the dirt's still settling on your last?

00:33:54.910 --> 00:33:56.870 align:center
You gotta admire the efficiency.

00:34:00.624 --> 00:34:03.334 align:center
You know what,
I think I'm ready to start drinking.

00:34:03.335 --> 00:34:04.419 align:center
Say no more.

00:34:05.170 --> 00:34:06.463 align:center
Yeah. We gotcha.

00:34:10.634 --> 00:34:11.635 align:center
Hey.

00:34:57.054 --> 00:34:58.056 align:center
Good fit.

00:34:58.640 --> 00:34:59.641 align:center
No, no, no.

00:35:00.475 --> 00:35:01.768 align:center
Leave them on.

00:35:47.189 --> 00:35:48.606 align:center
It was a beautiful service.

00:35:48.607 --> 00:35:49.691 align:center
Thanks.

00:35:51.026 --> 00:35:52.193 align:center
How you doing?

00:35:52.194 --> 00:35:53.487 align:center
I'm doing great, Coop.

00:35:55.322 --> 00:35:56.572 align:center
You need anything?

00:35:56.573 --> 00:35:57.658 align:center
Babe.

00:35:58.450 --> 00:35:59.951 align:center
Let me know
when you're ready for the hard stuff.

00:35:59.952 --> 00:36:01.036 align:center
- Okay.
- Coop.

00:36:02.204 --> 00:36:04.039 align:center
Can I grab you later? We should talk.

00:36:06.792 --> 00:36:08.417 align:center
- Great.
- Thank you so much for coming.

00:36:08.418 --> 00:36:10.003 align:center
I'm coming.

00:36:11.839 --> 00:36:13.841 align:center
Oh, my God. I'm coming!

00:36:16.760 --> 00:36:18.011 align:center
Miss Cooper.

00:36:18.971 --> 00:36:21.097 align:center
- Detective.
- Is Mr. Cooper home?

00:36:21.098 --> 00:36:22.349 align:center
No, he's not.

00:36:23.267 --> 00:36:25.727 align:center
We got a warrant to search the premises.

00:36:27.396 --> 00:36:28.647 align:center
I'm not wearing any pants.

00:36:30.315 --> 00:36:31.650 align:center
I see that.

00:36:33.110 --> 00:36:35.070 align:center
- And you are?
- I'm just a friend.

00:36:36.071 --> 00:36:37.072 align:center
Sure.

00:36:42.828 --> 00:36:45.204 align:center
- Yeah.
- Is there anyone else in the house?

00:36:45.205 --> 00:36:46.999 align:center
- No.
- Okay, then.

00:36:48.250 --> 00:36:49.251 align:center
Let's go.

00:37:00.846 --> 00:37:02.638 align:center
<i>I'm not going unless I can bring friends.</i>

00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:05.141 align:center
Take the whole suite.
We're doing August in the Hamptons anyway.

00:37:05.142 --> 00:37:07.810 align:center
I can't believe you've never been
to Yankee Stadium.

00:37:07.811 --> 00:37:08.936 align:center
I'm a Met fan.

00:37:08.937 --> 00:37:10.021 align:center
I'm sorry.

00:37:10.022 --> 00:37:11.189 align:center
That's not nice.

00:37:11.190 --> 00:37:12.481 align:center
- Fellas.
- Coop.

00:37:12.482 --> 00:37:14.151 align:center
- Hey.
- Oh, man.

00:37:15.527 --> 00:37:16.861 align:center
How're you feeling?

00:37:16.862 --> 00:37:18.404 align:center
Sore all over.

00:37:18.405 --> 00:37:19.864 align:center
Yeah, shit.

00:37:19.865 --> 00:37:22.909 align:center
I know this spot in the city.
Cryotherapy. Incredible.

00:37:22.910 --> 00:37:23.993 align:center
I'll send you the link.

00:37:23.994 --> 00:37:25.661 align:center
What is that? Like ice baths?

00:37:25.662 --> 00:37:28.748 align:center
No, it's actually way better.
I started doing it back in Hokkaido.

00:37:28.749 --> 00:37:30.417 align:center
The Japanese know what's up.

00:37:31.585 --> 00:37:33.629 align:center
What did these douchebags
look like anyway?

00:37:34.129 --> 00:37:36.339 align:center
They looked like two guys
beating the shit out of me.

00:37:36.340 --> 00:37:37.924 align:center
You know, for the money we pay in taxes

00:37:37.925 --> 00:37:39.967 align:center
you'd think the cops would be
more on top of this.

00:37:39.968 --> 00:37:41.512 align:center
First Paul, now this.

00:37:42.179 --> 00:37:43.679 align:center
Property values are gonna get shaky.

00:37:43.680 --> 00:37:46.474 align:center
I know.
Diane's been refreshing Zillow every hour.

00:37:46.475 --> 00:37:47.559 align:center
It's her new thing.

00:37:48.060 --> 00:37:49.436 align:center
Anyone hear how Barney's doing?

00:37:49.937 --> 00:37:52.022 align:center
- You see him, Coop?
- Yeah, he's hanging in there.

00:37:52.814 --> 00:37:54.315 align:center
Well, considering what happened,

00:37:54.316 --> 00:37:57.778 align:center
Samantha may not wanna live
in that big house anymore.

00:37:58.362 --> 00:38:01.113 align:center
You really think she'll sell?
That's a nice fucking house, dude.

00:38:01.114 --> 00:38:06.118 align:center
I don't know, but murder homes
trade for 25% below market. Maybe less.

00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:07.912 align:center
- Jesus Christ.
- No shit.

00:38:07.913 --> 00:38:11.208 align:center
I mean, he put in that whole rec room
in the basement right before they split.

00:38:11.708 --> 00:38:14.127 align:center
I think I'd feel weird about living
in a murder house.

00:38:14.711 --> 00:38:17.464 align:center
For 25% below market, you'd get over it.

00:38:31.812 --> 00:38:33.187 align:center
- McNeal, Russo.
- Yes, ma'am.

00:38:33.188 --> 00:38:35.022 align:center
Upstairs with me.
We'll start in the bedroom.

00:38:35.023 --> 00:38:36.775 align:center
- Roger that.
- We got it.

00:39:29.328 --> 00:39:30.329 align:center
Here.

00:39:31.997 --> 00:39:33.290 align:center
God, you must hate me.

00:39:33.999 --> 00:39:35.459 align:center
I mean, I would hate me too.

00:39:38.086 --> 00:39:40.839 align:center
He told me things were over
between you two. And I just...

00:39:43.091 --> 00:39:45.677 align:center
I really loved him, you know?

00:39:46.261 --> 00:39:47.261 align:center
Yeah.

00:39:47.262 --> 00:39:50.641 align:center
I thought we were gonna spend the rest
of our lives together. And now he's...

00:39:51.975 --> 00:39:53.477 align:center
Yeah, that's hard.

00:39:53.977 --> 00:39:55.395 align:center
How's Henry? Can I see him?

00:39:56.146 --> 00:39:58.982 align:center
Samantha, they're almost
out of profiteroles.

00:39:59.483 --> 00:40:01.817 align:center
Paul would have wanted his guests
to have dessert.

00:40:01.818 --> 00:40:03.778 align:center
Yeah. Thanks, Pamela. I'll let them know.

00:40:03.779 --> 00:40:07.199 align:center
Pamela! It is so good to finally meet you.

00:40:08.492 --> 00:40:10.618 align:center
I loved your son so much.

00:40:10.619 --> 00:40:13.204 align:center
He'd be so happy to know
that we're finally meeting.

00:40:13.205 --> 00:40:14.289 align:center
I'm sorry, dear.

00:40:15.332 --> 00:40:16.332 align:center
Who are you?

00:40:16.333 --> 00:40:18.501 align:center
Pamela, this is Misty,

00:40:18.502 --> 00:40:21.046 align:center
the woman your son was fucking
before he passed.

00:40:51.201 --> 00:40:52.618 align:center
Boss, where are you?

00:40:52.619 --> 00:40:53.704 align:center
Basement.

00:40:54.204 --> 00:40:55.622 align:center
You're gonna wanna see this.

00:40:57.291 --> 00:40:58.625 align:center
Detective Lin.

00:41:01.044 --> 00:41:02.045 align:center
What?

00:41:09.094 --> 00:41:10.804 align:center
Well, shit.

00:41:11.305 --> 00:41:12.306 align:center
Yep.

00:41:14.016 --> 00:41:15.017 align:center
- Hey, Coop.
- Hey.

00:41:16.518 --> 00:41:17.519 align:center
Walk with me?

00:41:19.188 --> 00:41:20.189 align:center
Okay.

00:41:25.527 --> 00:41:27.738 align:center
- So that detective called me.
- Yeah?

00:41:28.572 --> 00:41:30.073 align:center
She doesn't think it was a mugging.

00:41:30.866 --> 00:41:31.867 align:center
Yeah, I know.

00:41:33.035 --> 00:41:34.953 align:center
Who was the guy in the car, Coop?

00:41:35.871 --> 00:41:37.706 align:center
- I have no idea.
- Okay.

00:41:38.415 --> 00:41:39.999 align:center
Whatever is happening with you right now

00:41:40.000 --> 00:41:42.169 align:center
seems like a really bad time
to shut me out.

00:41:42.794 --> 00:41:45.296 align:center
Thanks, but I don't need
you worrying about me.

00:41:45.297 --> 00:41:47.089 align:center
- Your kids...
- Our kids.

00:41:47.090 --> 00:41:49.884 align:center
...just watched their father
get the shit beaten out of him.

00:41:49.885 --> 00:41:52.094 align:center
That's not trauma
they're gonna recover from anytime soon.

00:41:52.095 --> 00:41:53.930 align:center
Okay, well, what about me?
What about my trauma?

00:41:53.931 --> 00:41:55.516 align:center
- Yes, tell me.
- Right?

00:41:56.475 --> 00:41:58.268 align:center
Tell me. What is happening?

00:41:58.769 --> 00:42:01.230 align:center
I'm trying to be here for you,
but you gotta give me something.

00:42:01.939 --> 00:42:02.940 align:center
Mel...

00:42:04.942 --> 00:42:05.943 align:center
Okay.

00:42:08.570 --> 00:42:09.988 align:center
- I have to take this.
- Yep.

00:42:11.114 --> 00:42:12.115 align:center
God.

00:42:16.912 --> 00:42:18.789 align:center
Hey, Ali. You know,
this is not a great time.

00:42:19.373 --> 00:42:21.041 align:center
I didn't know what to do.
They just came in.

00:42:21.875 --> 00:42:23.876 align:center
Who did? What are you talking about?
Slow down.

00:42:23.877 --> 00:42:28.005 align:center
The cops. And they had a warrant
and... Fuck. I didn't know what to do.

00:42:28.006 --> 00:42:30.466 align:center
What? What about the cops?

00:42:30.467 --> 00:42:31.802 align:center
Andy.

00:42:32.678 --> 00:42:33.679 align:center
They're coming.

00:42:39.768 --> 00:42:40.853 align:center
Do you guys know Fisher?

00:42:41.436 --> 00:42:42.937 align:center
Something looks different about him.

00:42:42.938 --> 00:42:44.189 align:center
I did his chin.

00:42:46.733 --> 00:42:47.734 align:center
Nice.

00:42:48.402 --> 00:42:50.528 align:center
Hey, Kat, can I talk to you for a second?

00:42:50.529 --> 00:42:52.864 align:center
Heard about what happened.
Doing okay, Coop?

00:42:52.865 --> 00:42:53.948 align:center
Yeah, I'll be fine.

00:42:53.949 --> 00:42:56.952 align:center
- They did a real number on you, huh?
- Sure did. Yeah.

00:42:58.370 --> 00:43:00.288 align:center
Kat, quick second?

00:43:00.289 --> 00:43:01.497 align:center
Sure. What's up?

00:43:01.498 --> 00:43:03.083 align:center
Not here.

00:43:08.839 --> 00:43:09.840 align:center
What is it?

00:43:11.133 --> 00:43:12.134 align:center
I need a lawyer.

00:43:12.885 --> 00:43:14.678 align:center
I'm a suspect in Paul's murder.

00:43:15.304 --> 00:43:16.305 align:center
How's that?

00:43:17.973 --> 00:43:19.099 align:center
It's complicated.

00:43:20.184 --> 00:43:22.102 align:center
- I do this for a living, Coop.
- Yeah.

00:43:23.896 --> 00:43:25.355 align:center
I was sleeping with Sam.

00:43:26.982 --> 00:43:27.982 align:center
And I got into

00:43:27.983 --> 00:43:32.945 align:center
a fairly public disagreement with Paul
a few days prior to his death.

00:43:32.946 --> 00:43:35.072 align:center
Nick's party.
Dom mentioned something about that.

00:43:35.073 --> 00:43:36.575 align:center
So you have to be my lawyer.

00:43:37.075 --> 00:43:39.076 align:center
I'm innocent if it makes any difference.

00:43:39.077 --> 00:43:41.245 align:center
- Coop, I can't take your case.
- Of course you can.

00:43:41.246 --> 00:43:43.498 align:center
No, no, seriously. Sam and I are friends.

00:43:44.416 --> 00:43:45.500 align:center
Well, aren't we friends?

00:43:45.501 --> 00:43:47.502 align:center
- Of course, but--
- Well, then take the goddamn case.

00:43:47.503 --> 00:43:49.670 align:center
I will help you, of course.

00:43:49.671 --> 00:43:52.632 align:center
But it can't be me.
Okay, call my office tomorrow.

00:43:52.633 --> 00:43:54.842 align:center
I'll connect you with Rob Barrow,
a colleague of mine.

00:43:54.843 --> 00:43:56.344 align:center
No, it has to be you.

00:43:56.345 --> 00:43:57.678 align:center
- Coop--
- It...

00:43:57.679 --> 00:43:59.055 align:center
You're the best there is.

00:43:59.056 --> 00:44:00.932 align:center
- You have to take this case.
- As a friend of Sam's,

00:44:00.933 --> 00:44:02.433 align:center
it's a potential conflict of interest.

00:44:02.434 --> 00:44:03.560 align:center
Okay, Kat...

00:44:04.478 --> 00:44:05.728 align:center
I don't think I'm being clear.

00:44:05.729 --> 00:44:09.106 align:center
When I say you have to take this case,
it's not me asking, I'm telling you.

00:44:09.107 --> 00:44:10.399 align:center
You're going to take my case

00:44:10.400 --> 00:44:11.484 align:center
because if you don't,

00:44:11.485 --> 00:44:13.862 align:center
I will tell Dom that you are fucking
your daughter's boyfriend.

00:44:17.282 --> 00:44:20.285 align:center
And I don't think that's gonna sit
very well with Alyssa either, will it?

00:44:24.373 --> 00:44:25.498 align:center
What are you doing, Coop?

00:44:25.499 --> 00:44:26.583 align:center
What I have to.

00:44:29.169 --> 00:44:31.337 align:center
Also I won't be able
to pay your retainer up front,

00:44:31.338 --> 00:44:33.047 align:center
but you can bill me for it
when this is all over.

00:44:33.048 --> 00:44:34.299 align:center
Fuck you.

00:44:36.635 --> 00:44:38.136 align:center
I'm gonna take that as a yes.

00:44:53.068 --> 00:44:56.321 align:center
Hey. Let me get some of that scotch there.

00:44:58.866 --> 00:44:59.867 align:center
Beautiful.

00:45:02.244 --> 00:45:03.245 align:center
Cheers.

00:45:39.448 --> 00:45:40.449 align:center
Andrew Cooper,

00:45:40.949 --> 00:45:43.827 align:center
you're under arrest
for the murder of Paul Levitt.

00:46:54.064 --> 00:46:55.232 align:center
Turn to your right.

00:47:32.811 --> 00:47:35.646 align:center
<i>It might seem ironic
after breaking into houses every week</i>

00:47:35.647 --> 00:47:37.023 align:center
<i>for the past couple months</i>

00:47:37.024 --> 00:47:39.526 align:center
<i>that I'd get pinched
for a crime I didn't commit.</i>

00:47:40.319 --> 00:47:42.237 align:center
<i>But lately I'd had this sinking feeling.</i>

00:47:43.155 --> 00:47:44.155 align:center
<i>It's how I imagine</i>

00:47:44.156 --> 00:47:46.074 align:center
<i>those Lehman fuckers felt in 2008</i>

00:47:46.742 --> 00:47:48.868 align:center
<i>or how Bankman-Fried felt 15 years later,</i>

00:47:48.869 --> 00:47:50.703 align:center
<i>hiding out in the Bahamas
while he waited for someone</i>

00:47:50.704 --> 00:47:53.749 align:center
<i>to notice the eight-billion-dollar hole
he had punched in the economy.</i>

00:47:55.626 --> 00:47:58.003 align:center
Kat Resnick.
I'll be representing Mr. Cooper.

00:48:27.950 --> 00:48:31.202 align:center
What you have here is a glut
of circumstantial evidence.

00:48:31.203 --> 00:48:33.579 align:center
To say nothing of the fact
that you served a warrant to a woman

00:48:33.580 --> 00:48:37.083 align:center
who suffers from a mental illness
and was thus not competent to receive it.

00:48:37.084 --> 00:48:39.710 align:center
She's not on the lease to the house.
She doesn't even pay rent.

00:48:39.711 --> 00:48:42.005 align:center
We'll have this case thrown out
before the weekend.

00:48:44.800 --> 00:48:46.885 align:center
We found this in Mr. Cooper's car.

00:48:48.929 --> 00:48:50.848 align:center
- That's not mine.
- Don't say another word.

00:49:07.656 --> 00:49:10.826 align:center
<i>I knew tomorrow I'd be thinking
about the kids, about Mel,</i>

00:49:11.326 --> 00:49:13.495 align:center
<i>and about the possibility of 25 to life.</i>

00:49:14.121 --> 00:49:17.916 align:center
<i>But the worst thing that could've possibly
happened had finally happened.</i>

00:49:19.209 --> 00:49:21.460 align:center
<i>And spending the night
in that cell was the first honest thing</i>

00:49:21.461 --> 00:49:23.130 align:center
<i>I could remember doing in a while.</i>

00:49:24.298 --> 00:49:27.467 align:center
<i>Or maybe I was just exhausted
from the effort of it all. I don't know.</i>

00:49:30.470 --> 00:49:33.765 align:center
<i>Either way, that night was the first night
in a long time...</i>

00:49:36.018 --> 00:49:37.769 align:center
<i>I managed to get some sleep.</i>

