WEBVTT 00:00:10.552 --> 00:00:13.387 align:center Say goodbye to your old-fashioned toilet, 00:00:13.388 --> 00:00:15.765 align:center and say hello to luxury. 00:00:15.766 --> 00:00:19.060 align:center Introducing the Luxos MT. 00:00:19.061 --> 00:00:22.523 align:center The world's most advanced luxury commode. 00:00:25.609 --> 00:00:28.528 align:center It's gonna change the way you think about the bathroom. 00:00:28.529 --> 00:00:30.029 align:center - Am I right, Cindy? - That's right. 00:00:30.030 --> 00:00:33.324 align:center It heats, it cleans, it deodorizes. 00:00:33.325 --> 00:00:37.495 align:center It comes standard with Luxos's triple tornado flush system, 00:00:37.496 --> 00:00:39.622 align:center and it's smart home compatible. 00:00:39.623 --> 00:00:43.417 align:center And here to tell us more about it is Luxos brand ambassador 00:00:43.418 --> 00:00:47.923 align:center and three-time NBA All-Star, Nick Brandes. 00:01:01.687 --> 00:01:03.354 align:center This audience. 00:01:03.355 --> 00:01:05.606 align:center - I love you, Nick! - I love you too. 00:01:05.607 --> 00:01:09.026 align:center - Thank you, Cindy. Jim, my man. - Of course. Please. 00:01:09.027 --> 00:01:10.570 align:center It's a pleasure to be here. 00:01:10.571 --> 00:01:14.240 align:center You're an NBA champion, you are rich, you are handsome, 00:01:14.241 --> 00:01:15.867 align:center everybody loves you... 00:01:15.868 --> 00:01:17.451 align:center I'm sorry. Is there a question in there? 00:01:17.452 --> 00:01:19.454 align:center 'Cause so far, I can't argue with any of that. 00:01:21.164 --> 00:01:23.457 align:center You have a string of successful businesses. 00:01:23.458 --> 00:01:26.294 align:center Just tell us, why toilets? 00:01:26.295 --> 00:01:29.422 align:center - Instead of sneakers or tequila? - Exactly. 00:01:29.423 --> 00:01:30.840 align:center Because they've been done before. 00:01:30.841 --> 00:01:32.258 align:center See, I always say, 00:01:32.259 --> 00:01:35.428 align:center "Why be late to the party, when you can throw your own?" 00:01:35.429 --> 00:01:36.555 align:center Go. 00:01:39.016 --> 00:01:40.308 align:center Speaking of party. 00:01:40.309 --> 00:01:42.685 align:center - Is that coming from there? - It is. 00:01:42.686 --> 00:01:45.897 align:center That's right. It's coming from the built-in Bluetooth speakers. 00:01:45.898 --> 00:01:47.357 align:center - Oh, no! - Can you do it? 00:01:49.193 --> 00:01:51.903 align:center Hey! 00:01:51.904 --> 00:01:53.363 align:center Show me what you got. 00:01:56.658 --> 00:01:59.536 align:center No, she didn't! 00:02:02.039 --> 00:02:05.791 align:center So, bottom line, the Luxos MT is gonna change the game. 00:02:05.792 --> 00:02:07.835 align:center Sitting on one of these is like a little vacation 00:02:07.836 --> 00:02:09.669 align:center you can book for yourself every day. 00:02:09.670 --> 00:02:11.423 align:center Nick Brandes, everybody! 00:02:24.645 --> 00:02:25.812 align:center Hey. 00:02:27.314 --> 00:02:28.815 align:center What are you doing here? 00:02:29.733 --> 00:02:31.360 align:center I really love toilets. 00:02:31.985 --> 00:02:34.863 align:center - Okay, I'm working. - I know. Look, I just... 00:02:36.865 --> 00:02:40.618 align:center The party. It was a lot. I acted like an asshole. 00:02:40.619 --> 00:02:42.329 align:center Yeah, no argument here. 00:02:43.121 --> 00:02:44.122 align:center Hey. 00:02:46.750 --> 00:02:48.168 align:center I'm so sorry. 00:02:49.127 --> 00:02:51.213 align:center That's the last time I throw you a party. 00:02:55.259 --> 00:02:58.094 align:center I appreciate you trying to take care of me, 00:02:58.095 --> 00:03:02.307 align:center even if sometimes I don't know what to do with it. 00:03:06.854 --> 00:03:09.981 align:center Well, I can't say you didn't warn me. 00:03:09.982 --> 00:03:11.399 align:center No, you can't. 00:03:11.400 --> 00:03:16.737 align:center Look, I know this, us, we shouldn't have happened. 00:03:16.738 --> 00:03:18.824 align:center Or, at least, not the way it happened. 00:03:19.408 --> 00:03:21.868 align:center - I'm sure you have your regrets. - Nick, I-- 00:03:21.869 --> 00:03:24.620 align:center No. I feel them. 00:03:24.621 --> 00:03:27.582 align:center Believe me, I wish it had gone down differently, 00:03:27.583 --> 00:03:31.753 align:center but just because it didn't start right, doesn't mean it isn't right. 00:03:33.130 --> 00:03:34.631 align:center This is real for me, Mel. 00:03:35.132 --> 00:03:37.967 align:center I just wish you didn't feel like you have to try so hard. 00:03:37.968 --> 00:03:40.595 align:center That's what happens when you fall to the second round of the Draft. 00:03:40.596 --> 00:03:43.764 align:center You spend the rest of your career and life trying to make up for it. 00:03:43.765 --> 00:03:45.934 align:center You don't have to do that with me. 00:03:51.648 --> 00:03:54.275 align:center Do you have, like, a dressing room? 00:03:54.276 --> 00:03:56.069 align:center Yeah. A nice one. 00:03:57.863 --> 00:03:59.156 align:center Show me. 00:05:45.762 --> 00:05:47.430 align:center What am I looking at? 00:05:47.431 --> 00:05:50.057 align:center I know it looks like somebody wiping off their brushes, 00:05:50.058 --> 00:05:52.101 align:center but this is a Lichtenstein. 00:05:52.102 --> 00:05:54.437 align:center I know who Lichtenstein is, you barom. 00:05:54.438 --> 00:05:57.315 align:center What I meant is why am I looking at a bad photo of it? 00:05:57.316 --> 00:05:59.567 align:center - 'Cause I wanna steal it. - I don't mess with art. 00:05:59.568 --> 00:06:01.068 align:center - Neither do you. - Come on. 00:06:01.069 --> 00:06:03.279 align:center Jewelry and watches can only get me so far. 00:06:03.280 --> 00:06:06.741 align:center A score like this, way more upside for the exact same risk. 00:06:06.742 --> 00:06:10.244 align:center Score? Who are you, James Caan all of a sudden? 00:06:10.245 --> 00:06:12.079 align:center I'm sure you know someone that can move it. 00:06:12.080 --> 00:06:16.168 align:center - Rocco, what's my policy on paintings? - No paintings! 00:06:16.793 --> 00:06:18.754 align:center These art guys, they're a different breed. 00:06:19.338 --> 00:06:21.297 align:center I'm telling you. They're savages. 00:06:21.298 --> 00:06:24.134 align:center The last time this sold at auction 00:06:24.927 --> 00:06:27.053 align:center it went for over one million dollars. 00:06:27.054 --> 00:06:28.347 align:center That was seven years ago. 00:06:29.139 --> 00:06:30.890 align:center I've already been inside the house where it is. 00:06:30.891 --> 00:06:33.351 align:center I steal it, I replace it with a forgery, nobody knows the difference. 00:06:33.352 --> 00:06:35.770 align:center - Easy. - How do you know it isn't already a fake? 00:06:35.771 --> 00:06:39.232 align:center Because the guy that owns it probably bought it from Larry Gagosian personally. 00:06:39.233 --> 00:06:43.486 align:center He's an insecure narcissist whose entire self-worth is wrapped up in what he owns. 00:06:43.487 --> 00:06:46.781 align:center He doesn't care that it's beautiful, he cares that it's real. 00:06:46.782 --> 00:06:48.325 align:center I know the type. 00:06:49.451 --> 00:06:52.120 align:center Come on. I'll toss you an extra ten percent. 00:06:52.663 --> 00:06:54.706 align:center You don't have to lift a finger. I just need the introduction. 00:06:58.210 --> 00:07:01.671 align:center I will have to lift a finger, and for that I'll take an extra 20. 00:07:01.672 --> 00:07:04.131 align:center And if it goes sideways, I don't know you. 00:07:04.132 --> 00:07:08.261 align:center But you have to hear me. Now, you do this, you do it the way I say. 00:07:08.262 --> 00:07:10.596 align:center Pikk pakk. No improvising. 00:07:10.597 --> 00:07:12.849 align:center - Yeah, I hear you. - Say it. 00:07:12.850 --> 00:07:15.059 align:center - Pikk pakk. - Smart-ass. 00:07:15.060 --> 00:07:16.728 align:center No improvising. 00:07:19.815 --> 00:07:21.024 align:center Okay. Get out of my store. 00:07:21.692 --> 00:07:23.360 align:center I'll let you know when it's set. 00:07:24.945 --> 00:07:25.988 align:center Rocco. 00:07:28.115 --> 00:07:32.785 align:center - So, it looks like we hit a shale shelf. - And what does that mean? 00:07:32.786 --> 00:07:36.080 align:center Means my guys are gonna have to spend a few weeks breaking it up, 00:07:36.081 --> 00:07:37.164 align:center pulling it out. 00:07:37.165 --> 00:07:39.750 align:center Well, can't you just dig around it? 00:07:39.751 --> 00:07:41.085 align:center Yeah, sure. 00:07:41.086 --> 00:07:43.797 align:center If you wanna move your entire house 100 feet that way. 00:07:44.673 --> 00:07:45.798 align:center I'm kidding. 00:07:45.799 --> 00:07:48.968 align:center But I can't dig a foundation into solid rock. We gotta pull it out. 00:07:48.969 --> 00:07:51.012 align:center Hey, Phil, where do you want this loader? 00:07:51.013 --> 00:07:53.514 align:center - Yeah, I'll be there in a minute. - So, just... Phil, 00:07:53.515 --> 00:07:55.392 align:center so, how much is that gonna cost? 00:07:56.852 --> 00:07:59.562 align:center Well, I can't give you an exact figure until we start demolition, 00:07:59.563 --> 00:08:01.939 align:center see how far down the shelf goes. 00:08:01.940 --> 00:08:04.108 align:center It's gonna be heavy machinery. Possibly some blasting. 00:08:04.109 --> 00:08:05.735 align:center You're gonna blow up my backyard? 00:08:05.736 --> 00:08:08.279 align:center Well, not me. I'm gonna bring in some specialists. 00:08:08.280 --> 00:08:09.655 align:center Ballpark, Phil? 00:08:09.656 --> 00:08:12.910 align:center Just... how fucked are we? 00:08:15.120 --> 00:08:17.538 align:center Two hundred grand. Give or take. 00:08:17.539 --> 00:08:20.583 align:center Okay. 00:08:20.584 --> 00:08:22.376 align:center Okay, maybe we should just press pause, you know? 00:08:22.377 --> 00:08:24.462 align:center Get a surveyor out, we check in with the architect. 00:08:24.463 --> 00:08:26.172 align:center - We should maybe do that... - No. 00:08:26.173 --> 00:08:27.840 align:center Hey, that's your call. 00:08:27.841 --> 00:08:32.135 align:center But if we stop work, I gotta move my guys to the next project in line. 00:08:32.136 --> 00:08:36.225 align:center That won't be necessary, Phil. E-mail us the quote, we'll work it out. 00:08:38.059 --> 00:08:39.061 align:center Will do. 00:08:57.871 --> 00:08:58.871 align:center Hey. 00:08:58.872 --> 00:09:01.416 align:center - I didn't see you. - Surprise. 00:09:04.586 --> 00:09:06.088 align:center I love this song. 00:09:19.351 --> 00:09:21.478 align:center - Where you headed? - Chemistry. 00:09:27.025 --> 00:09:28.442 align:center Forget chemistry. 00:09:28.443 --> 00:09:29.736 align:center You're coming with me. 00:09:39.705 --> 00:09:41.747 align:center Yeah, fuck me harder. Harder. 00:09:41.748 --> 00:09:43.499 align:center Your fucking dick is so big. 00:09:43.500 --> 00:09:46.169 align:center Fuck! Harder, harder, harder. 00:09:46.170 --> 00:09:48.797 align:center I'm gonna come! I'm coming! 00:09:53.260 --> 00:09:54.261 align:center Yeah! 00:10:06.148 --> 00:10:07.982 align:center It's Henry's birthday on Saturday. 00:10:07.983 --> 00:10:10.402 align:center Oh, right. What is he, almost six? 00:10:11.987 --> 00:10:12.987 align:center Five. 00:10:12.988 --> 00:10:15.573 align:center Yeah, well, that's a fun age. Is he having a party? 00:10:15.574 --> 00:10:17.950 align:center I'm taking him to Boston to see my parents. 00:10:17.951 --> 00:10:20.037 align:center Nice. When will you be back? 00:10:20.537 --> 00:10:21.830 align:center I'm not sure. 00:10:23.207 --> 00:10:25.792 align:center Think I need to get away from everything for just a bit. 00:10:27.503 --> 00:10:30.755 align:center Well, when you get back, if you want, we could maybe go down to the city, 00:10:30.756 --> 00:10:34.384 align:center check in some place, get away from everything together. 00:10:35.636 --> 00:10:37.763 align:center It's fine. We don't have to do that. 00:10:39.389 --> 00:10:41.974 align:center I mean, I know we don't have to do that, we don't have to do any of this. 00:10:41.975 --> 00:10:43.435 align:center That's true. 00:10:44.478 --> 00:10:46.480 align:center And I'm thinking maybe we shouldn't. 00:10:47.272 --> 00:10:48.357 align:center What are you talking about? 00:10:49.066 --> 00:10:51.567 align:center I think maybe we've taken this as far as it goes. 00:10:51.568 --> 00:10:53.654 align:center Let's not ride it until the wheels come off. 00:10:55.030 --> 00:10:57.366 align:center I like you, Coop. A lot. 00:11:00.536 --> 00:11:01.954 align:center Maybe too much. 00:11:03.497 --> 00:11:06.165 align:center The things is, I don't always like myself when I'm with you. 00:11:06.166 --> 00:11:07.250 align:center Hey, hey. 00:11:07.251 --> 00:11:11.462 align:center Sam, look, I know I've been a bit preoccupied the last few days... 00:11:11.463 --> 00:11:14.090 align:center You're not ready for anything real. At least not with me. 00:11:14.091 --> 00:11:17.635 align:center And I just can't be some wayward bachelor's midlife fling forever. 00:11:17.636 --> 00:11:20.221 align:center That is not what I think of you. 00:11:20.222 --> 00:11:23.432 align:center Come on, Coop. I'm giving you a guilt-free out. 00:11:23.433 --> 00:11:24.725 align:center Just take it. 00:11:24.726 --> 00:11:26.895 align:center Kind of sounds like I don't have much choice. 00:11:27.980 --> 00:11:29.147 align:center Wrong again. 00:11:30.524 --> 00:11:31.650 align:center Sam... 00:11:41.243 --> 00:11:42.326 align:center Hey. 00:11:42.327 --> 00:11:45.204 align:center A little afternoon delight with Sam, huh? 00:11:45.205 --> 00:11:49.959 align:center Yeah. I'm afraid it might be the swan song for that. 00:11:49.960 --> 00:11:51.253 align:center That's too bad. 00:11:53.046 --> 00:11:55.840 align:center - Right? - I mean, it's fine. 00:11:55.841 --> 00:11:57.175 align:center Okay. Cool. 00:11:57.176 --> 00:11:59.469 align:center Well, I will not miss the play-by-play. 00:12:01.180 --> 00:12:02.680 align:center - Oh, my God. Right there. - Okay. 00:12:02.681 --> 00:12:03.890 align:center - Can we talk... - That's the spot. 00:12:03.891 --> 00:12:05.142 align:center - Fuck yeah! - ...about something else? 00:12:07.895 --> 00:12:10.105 align:center Fine, what do you wanna talk about? 00:12:11.315 --> 00:12:13.191 align:center - Anything else. How's your new gig? - It's good. 00:12:13.192 --> 00:12:17.653 align:center I mean, it's really good actually. They offered me a regular slot. 00:12:17.654 --> 00:12:21.324 align:center Four nights a week at The Tap, prime time, poster in the window. 00:12:21.325 --> 00:12:23.284 align:center - I mean, the whole shebang. - That's amazing. 00:12:23.285 --> 00:12:24.785 align:center I'm so proud of you. Congratulations. 00:12:24.786 --> 00:12:27.414 align:center - Thanks. - Wow, now one of us actually has a job. 00:12:29.249 --> 00:12:32.794 align:center Well, for a guy who has no job, you sure are busy. 00:12:33.629 --> 00:12:37.716 align:center I feel like I have this place all to myself, like, every day. 00:12:38.717 --> 00:12:41.636 align:center Yeah, well, not today, baby. 00:12:41.637 --> 00:12:43.388 align:center TCM beckons. 00:12:44.348 --> 00:12:45.890 align:center I wanna report a murder. 00:12:45.891 --> 00:12:47.726 align:center - Okay. Excellent. - Sit down. 00:12:49.228 --> 00:12:52.731 align:center Can we watch something that was made after I was born? 00:12:55.484 --> 00:12:56.734 align:center No. 00:12:56.735 --> 00:12:59.655 align:center - Who was murdered? - I was. 00:13:20.551 --> 00:13:21.510 align:center Yeah. 00:13:27.558 --> 00:13:28.642 align:center Look up. 00:13:29.268 --> 00:13:30.393 align:center It's only been a year. 00:13:30.394 --> 00:13:32.270 align:center You're still in the grief phase, you know? 00:13:32.271 --> 00:13:33.896 align:center Imagining they'll get back together, 00:13:33.897 --> 00:13:35.356 align:center and everything will be like how it used to be. 00:13:35.357 --> 00:13:39.694 align:center Once you let go of that little fantasy, you'll see divorce has its upsides. 00:13:39.695 --> 00:13:40.778 align:center Like what? 00:13:40.779 --> 00:13:42.446 align:center With two parents, you're outnumbered, 00:13:42.447 --> 00:13:44.991 align:center but with one, it's way easier to slip under the radar. 00:13:44.992 --> 00:13:48.536 align:center But the real trick is playing them off each other to get what you want. 00:13:48.537 --> 00:13:50.664 align:center I used to do that when they were still married. 00:13:52.499 --> 00:13:54.876 align:center There's more to you than meets the eye, Hunter Cooper. 00:13:54.877 --> 00:13:56.587 align:center God, I hope so. 00:13:57.462 --> 00:13:58.296 align:center Who's in there? 00:13:58.297 --> 00:14:01.383 align:center - Shit. - Unlock this door immediately. 00:14:05.637 --> 00:14:09.390 align:center Skipping class and trespassing are cause for concern as it is, but-- 00:14:09.391 --> 00:14:11.350 align:center Okay, trespassing? Come on. 00:14:11.351 --> 00:14:13.811 align:center You make it sound like he had ski mask and a bolt cutter. 00:14:13.812 --> 00:14:16.230 align:center He was messing around backstage with his friends. 00:14:16.231 --> 00:14:18.192 align:center I'm afraid this goes way beyond that. 00:14:19.067 --> 00:14:21.027 align:center Hunter was distributing drugs to his peers. 00:14:21.028 --> 00:14:22.111 align:center - Excuse me? - What? 00:14:22.112 --> 00:14:24.322 align:center They were snorting his Adderall in the dressing room. 00:14:24.323 --> 00:14:28.034 align:center Mayfield has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to drug dealing on campus. 00:14:28.035 --> 00:14:29.994 align:center I cannot turn a blind eye. 00:14:29.995 --> 00:14:31.829 align:center I'm afraid Hunter will be expelled. 00:14:31.830 --> 00:14:34.790 align:center - One... Just a second. Please. - Wait. 00:14:34.791 --> 00:14:37.376 align:center Look. Our son is not a drug dealer, okay? 00:14:37.377 --> 00:14:38.628 align:center He has ADHD. 00:14:38.629 --> 00:14:41.255 align:center Now, do teenagers make bad decisions? 00:14:41.256 --> 00:14:42.757 align:center Yes, it's baked into their DNA. 00:14:42.758 --> 00:14:44.509 align:center But he's never gotten in trouble before. 00:14:44.510 --> 00:14:45.676 align:center He deserves a second chance. 00:14:45.677 --> 00:14:48.137 align:center Mr. Cooper, this isn't the first meeting we've had 00:14:48.138 --> 00:14:49.555 align:center about Hunter's behavior this year. 00:14:49.556 --> 00:14:52.141 align:center - The absences, the missed assignments... - What are you talking about? 00:14:52.142 --> 00:14:54.268 align:center - What is she... - Coop... 00:14:54.269 --> 00:14:55.520 align:center You had meetings without me? 00:14:55.521 --> 00:14:57.063 align:center They were in your calendar. 00:14:57.064 --> 00:14:59.398 align:center Why wouldn't you have called me and told me what was going on in these meetings? 00:14:59.399 --> 00:15:01.360 align:center Okay. Not now, please. 00:15:05.656 --> 00:15:08.866 align:center I understand the position our son has put you in. 00:15:08.867 --> 00:15:12.328 align:center I see troubled kids every day in my practice. 00:15:12.329 --> 00:15:15.331 align:center I always try to consider the mitigating circumstances. 00:15:15.332 --> 00:15:20.461 align:center Maybe these older kids pressured him into sharing his prescription, right? 00:15:20.462 --> 00:15:21.546 align:center He wanted to impress them. 00:15:21.547 --> 00:15:24.007 align:center He wasn't selling drugs, he was trying to fit in. 00:15:25.342 --> 00:15:27.093 align:center But he will be punished. 00:15:27.094 --> 00:15:30.222 align:center We will personally guarantee nothing like this ever happens again. 00:15:31.557 --> 00:15:33.141 align:center I'm afraid my hands are tied. 00:15:39.022 --> 00:15:42.234 align:center Okay. Leila, I saw the big thermometer downstairs in the hallway. 00:15:43.986 --> 00:15:46.404 align:center This year's fundraiser for the new athletic center? 00:15:46.405 --> 00:15:47.614 align:center You're short. 00:15:50.242 --> 00:15:51.951 align:center How much is it gonna take to put you over the top? 00:15:51.952 --> 00:15:54.954 align:center - Mrs. Cooper. - No. Hunter's a good kid. 00:15:54.955 --> 00:15:56.915 align:center You know it. We know it. 00:15:57.958 --> 00:16:00.209 align:center And the school has needs. Everybody wins. 00:16:00.210 --> 00:16:01.961 align:center So, come on. 00:16:01.962 --> 00:16:05.340 align:center What's the going rate for turning a blind eye these days? 00:16:06.091 --> 00:16:08.384 align:center $240,000, Mel? 00:16:08.385 --> 00:16:09.677 align:center Jesus Christ. 00:16:09.678 --> 00:16:11.929 align:center Look, our son was about to get kicked out 00:16:11.930 --> 00:16:13.890 align:center of one of the best schools in New York State, 00:16:13.891 --> 00:16:16.475 align:center and that would have killed his chances of getting into a decent college. 00:16:16.476 --> 00:16:19.061 align:center And you know something? I didn't see you doing anything to fix it. 00:16:19.062 --> 00:16:21.564 align:center We could have reasoned with her. We could have appealed to her. 00:16:21.565 --> 00:16:23.065 align:center My God, she's only known us forever. 00:16:23.066 --> 00:16:24.650 align:center She called him a drug dealer. 00:16:24.651 --> 00:16:26.694 align:center And you rewarded her with a quarter-million-dollar pledge. 00:16:26.695 --> 00:16:29.989 align:center Sorry. I really thought she was gonna say, like, 20 or 30. 00:16:29.990 --> 00:16:31.741 align:center Maybe lead with that. Instead of with a blank check. 00:16:31.742 --> 00:16:35.453 align:center Hey, guess what? You're the big hedge fund guy. 00:16:35.454 --> 00:16:36.829 align:center Why didn't you negotiate? 00:16:36.830 --> 00:16:38.581 align:center Because when you negotiate, you need leverage. 00:16:38.582 --> 00:16:41.292 align:center Leverage is what you immediately gave away when you opened your mouth. 00:16:41.293 --> 00:16:44.545 align:center "What is the going rate for turning a blind eye?" My God. 00:16:44.546 --> 00:16:46.964 align:center You know what? Are you done? 00:16:46.965 --> 00:16:49.176 align:center 'Cause I've already got one child to deal with today. 00:16:50.135 --> 00:16:51.136 align:center You! 00:16:54.389 --> 00:16:55.556 align:center So you're suspended. 00:16:55.557 --> 00:16:56.933 align:center And grounded. 00:16:56.934 --> 00:16:58.226 align:center - Forever. - Mom-- 00:16:58.227 --> 00:17:00.729 align:center And it'd be really smart if you don't talk right now. 00:17:02.022 --> 00:17:03.773 align:center Bowie, huh? I didn't know you were into him. 00:17:03.774 --> 00:17:05.108 align:center He's all right. 00:17:05.733 --> 00:17:06.858 align:center Wow. 00:17:06.859 --> 00:17:09.738 align:center Read the room, Coop. It's not the time to play the cool dad. 00:17:12.281 --> 00:17:13.450 align:center Good luck, buddy. 00:17:25.546 --> 00:17:27.797 align:center Girls, bow to Grandmother. 00:17:27.798 --> 00:17:29.383 align:center Mom... 00:17:29.883 --> 00:17:31.425 align:center Smooth travels? 00:17:31.426 --> 00:17:32.511 align:center Yes. 00:17:33.470 --> 00:17:35.054 align:center It's nice to see you again, eomeoni. 00:17:35.055 --> 00:17:36.265 align:center Barney. 00:17:37.057 --> 00:17:39.685 align:center So, he still doesn't speak Korean? 00:17:40.435 --> 00:17:42.688 align:center He's learning. 00:17:43.188 --> 00:17:44.772 align:center Slowly. 00:17:44.773 --> 00:17:46.650 align:center - Mr. Park, welcome. - Girls... 00:17:47.609 --> 00:17:49.194 align:center How are your parents, Barney? 00:17:49.862 --> 00:17:51.404 align:center The same, sir. 00:17:51.405 --> 00:17:52.905 align:center Do you still drink scotch? 00:17:52.906 --> 00:17:54.575 align:center From time to time. 00:18:02.457 --> 00:18:04.667 align:center This one is for special occasion. 00:18:04.668 --> 00:18:07.254 align:center Forty-year-old Cantrell Gold. 00:18:08.630 --> 00:18:09.631 align:center Thank you, sir. 00:18:13.510 --> 00:18:14.427 align:center Dad... 00:18:14.428 --> 00:18:16.972 align:center So, everything's been good? 00:18:17.514 --> 00:18:18.347 align:center Yes. 00:18:18.348 --> 00:18:19.265 align:center Girls... 00:18:19.266 --> 00:18:20.641 align:center You need to bow. 00:18:20.642 --> 00:18:21.767 align:center You got so big. 00:18:21.768 --> 00:18:25.146 align:center Okay, girls, do you wanna show halmeoni and harabeoji the side door? 00:18:25.147 --> 00:18:26.480 align:center Sorry about the mess. 00:18:26.481 --> 00:18:29.693 align:center Construction's moving a little slower than we expected. 00:18:37.409 --> 00:18:38.660 align:center So, what do you think? 00:18:39.786 --> 00:18:41.495 align:center I don't know. I mean, it's... 00:18:41.496 --> 00:18:45.082 align:center Stuff like this, it seems like it's more provocative 00:18:45.083 --> 00:18:47.084 align:center than meaningful, in any real way. 00:18:47.085 --> 00:18:51.048 align:center Who's gonna care about this stuff five years from now, right? 00:18:51.924 --> 00:18:53.842 align:center But I'm no expert. 00:18:54.635 --> 00:18:56.303 align:center There are no wrong answers. 00:18:56.803 --> 00:18:58.054 align:center That's the beauty of art. 00:18:58.055 --> 00:18:59.139 align:center Yeah. 00:19:00.390 --> 00:19:01.642 align:center Who told you that? 00:19:03.352 --> 00:19:06.896 align:center When I was little, my aunt was a docent at the Bellapart in Santo Domingo. 00:19:06.897 --> 00:19:10.609 align:center I used to spend the summers with her, watch her give tours. 00:19:15.447 --> 00:19:17.199 align:center Hey, are you sure you wanna do this? 00:19:17.783 --> 00:19:18.867 align:center Do what? 00:19:20.160 --> 00:19:21.662 align:center Any of it. All of it. 00:19:22.329 --> 00:19:23.913 align:center Are you trying to cut me out of this already? 00:19:23.914 --> 00:19:25.665 align:center - No, no. Not at all. - Then what? 00:19:25.666 --> 00:19:28.251 align:center Well, I'm just saying, if we get caught, 00:19:28.252 --> 00:19:30.671 align:center I can talk my way out of it, I can lawyer up. 00:19:31.839 --> 00:19:33.465 align:center What happens when you get caught? 00:19:35.259 --> 00:19:37.093 align:center - I don't need you to protect me. - Well, good. 00:19:37.094 --> 00:19:38.887 align:center 'Cause I'd probably be pretty shitty at it. 00:19:40.305 --> 00:19:42.683 align:center But aren't you putting kind of everything at risk? 00:19:43.684 --> 00:19:45.185 align:center What am I putting at risk? 00:19:46.603 --> 00:19:48.480 align:center What do you think I actually have to lose? 00:19:53.902 --> 00:19:55.153 align:center Okay, partner. 00:19:57.281 --> 00:19:58.490 align:center What about this thing? 00:20:03.704 --> 00:20:06.206 align:center It's a lot to take in, isn't it? 00:20:06.748 --> 00:20:11.127 align:center The artist was once an altar boy in Düsseldorf. 00:20:11.128 --> 00:20:13.005 align:center Likely molested. 00:20:13.589 --> 00:20:15.007 align:center Definitely a prick. 00:20:17.259 --> 00:20:20.011 align:center I'm Christian Tómasson. I'm the owner of the place 00:20:20.012 --> 00:20:22.555 align:center - for better or worse. - Of course. Nice to meet you. 00:20:22.556 --> 00:20:26.225 align:center - I believe we have a mutual friend? - I believe you're correct. 00:20:26.226 --> 00:20:28.477 align:center Well, I have to say, she described you perfectly. 00:20:28.478 --> 00:20:30.397 align:center - Is that so? - Yeah. 00:20:31.231 --> 00:20:33.941 align:center - And who's your date? - His partner. 00:20:33.942 --> 00:20:35.318 align:center Pleasure to meet you. 00:20:35.319 --> 00:20:36.570 align:center Enchanté. 00:20:38.488 --> 00:20:39.615 align:center Partner? 00:20:40.449 --> 00:20:41.533 align:center Excellent. 00:20:43.202 --> 00:20:45.161 align:center I saw you looking at this piece. 00:20:45.162 --> 00:20:47.873 align:center Yes, it's provocative. 00:20:48.415 --> 00:20:50.542 align:center Yes. Most of this shit is. 00:20:51.793 --> 00:20:53.337 align:center But is it actually any good? 00:20:54.379 --> 00:20:55.756 align:center That feels like a trick question. 00:20:57.382 --> 00:20:59.051 align:center Come with me. Let's talk art. 00:21:08.185 --> 00:21:11.480 align:center This piece was difficult to acquire. 00:21:12.105 --> 00:21:14.065 align:center Especially on such short notice. 00:21:14.066 --> 00:21:16.692 align:center You mean, someone already had this sitting around? 00:21:16.693 --> 00:21:21.197 align:center Well, I have a lesbian in Bushwick who sources all my pop abstracts. 00:21:21.198 --> 00:21:23.659 align:center - Impressive. - Is she the one looking at us now? 00:21:26.662 --> 00:21:29.331 align:center It is as close to perfect as it can be. 00:21:30.874 --> 00:21:36.128 align:center The Magna acrylic paint Lichtenstein used is nearly impossible to source. 00:21:36.129 --> 00:21:39.215 align:center Most modern day acrylic paint is water-soluble, 00:21:39.216 --> 00:21:42.176 align:center but the Magna was miscible with turpentine. 00:21:42.177 --> 00:21:46.557 align:center Golden Artists Colors comes closest to Magna's high gloss finish, 00:21:47.391 --> 00:21:48.934 align:center but it's not an exact match. 00:21:50.310 --> 00:21:53.855 align:center It will hold up to scrutiny, but not chemical analysis. 00:21:53.856 --> 00:21:55.566 align:center It won't be analyzed. 00:21:56.191 --> 00:21:57.525 align:center How can you be sure? 00:21:57.526 --> 00:21:59.111 align:center You know your job, I know mine. 00:22:00.237 --> 00:22:01.988 align:center You've never done this before, have you? 00:22:01.989 --> 00:22:03.865 align:center - I'm a quick study. - You're a tourist. 00:22:03.866 --> 00:22:05.700 align:center Tourists make me nervous. 00:22:05.701 --> 00:22:06.951 align:center And yet, here you are. 00:22:06.952 --> 00:22:09.079 align:center Yes, I am here. 00:22:10.998 --> 00:22:12.999 align:center Lu believes in you, and I believe in Lu. 00:22:13.000 --> 00:22:15.126 align:center But I'm still not convinced you can deliver. 00:22:15.127 --> 00:22:18.045 align:center Well, the fact that you called your lesbian in Bushwick 00:22:18.046 --> 00:22:21.591 align:center makes me think that you think I can deliver. 00:22:21.592 --> 00:22:26.847 align:center Okay, so, we swap out the fake, bring you the original, and then what? 00:22:27.514 --> 00:22:32.560 align:center After I authenticate the piece, I have two buyers interested. 00:22:32.561 --> 00:22:37.857 align:center One crypto bro who wants to move into tangible assets, 00:22:37.858 --> 00:22:41.111 align:center and the other, his former employer. 00:22:42.279 --> 00:22:43.864 align:center It's deliciously messy. 00:22:44.656 --> 00:22:46.032 align:center I expect the bidding to be heated. 00:22:46.033 --> 00:22:47.743 align:center That sounds promising. 00:22:52.414 --> 00:22:53.540 align:center What the hell? 00:22:57.336 --> 00:22:58.921 align:center I have decided to like you. 00:23:00.506 --> 00:23:01.798 align:center I appreciate it. 00:23:03.300 --> 00:23:05.259 align:center Now, if you'll excuse me, 00:23:05.260 --> 00:23:08.680 align:center I have some psychedelics to procure for some clients. 00:23:13.936 --> 00:23:15.145 align:center Have fun. 00:23:30.118 --> 00:23:32.828 align:center We just received the pool tile. 00:23:32.829 --> 00:23:35.541 align:center It's gorgeous, handmade in Portugal. 00:23:36.166 --> 00:23:38.961 align:center Barney picked it out. 00:23:40.921 --> 00:23:44.007 align:center It will be beautiful when it's done, honey. 00:23:44.716 --> 00:23:47.927 align:center But we're concerned about the girls. 00:23:47.928 --> 00:23:52.431 align:center All the noise and dust, strange men coming in and out. 00:23:52.432 --> 00:23:54.977 align:center It's only for a few more months. 00:23:55.561 --> 00:23:57.144 align:center Mother and I discussed it. 00:23:57.145 --> 00:24:00.732 align:center You will stay at our apartment in the city until the work is finished. 00:24:03.652 --> 00:24:05.904 align:center I appreciate the offer. 00:24:06.405 --> 00:24:09.324 align:center But I think moving would be disruptive for the girls. 00:24:09.950 --> 00:24:13.370 align:center More disruptive than living in all this mess? 00:24:14.538 --> 00:24:17.291 align:center He should have rented another house. 00:24:18.458 --> 00:24:22.087 align:center We just want you and the children to be comfortable. 00:24:23.589 --> 00:24:25.007 align:center We're perfectly comfortable. 00:24:26.383 --> 00:24:27.968 align:center Comfortable? This is comfortable? 00:24:28.552 --> 00:24:31.555 align:center Dining in the sun room? 00:24:41.857 --> 00:24:43.358 align:center Why don't I get us some whiskey? 00:25:11.053 --> 00:25:14.555 align:center Ah, eomeoni. Did you need anything? 00:25:14.556 --> 00:25:18.726 align:center Grace tells me you're having some financial challenges. 00:25:18.727 --> 00:25:21.480 align:center - I'd like to help. - That's not necessary. 00:25:22.481 --> 00:25:25.067 align:center I'll feel better, knowing she didn't have to worry. 00:25:26.109 --> 00:25:30.029 align:center I don't know what Grace told you, but there's nothing to worry about. 00:25:30.030 --> 00:25:33.033 align:center I'm just trying to encourage some financial responsibility. 00:25:35.118 --> 00:25:37.913 align:center One of the hazards of marrying a wealth manager, I guess. 00:25:45.212 --> 00:25:46.922 align:center My daughter is not a client. 00:25:47.631 --> 00:25:49.007 align:center She's your wife. 00:25:49.925 --> 00:25:50.968 align:center Don't worry. 00:25:51.969 --> 00:25:54.221 align:center This will stay just between us. 00:25:55.013 --> 00:25:59.141 align:center I have a personal account I keep just for these little emergencies. 00:25:59.142 --> 00:26:05.065 align:center It's very generous of you, Mrs. Park, but there is no emergency, so... 00:26:08.402 --> 00:26:11.280 align:center You know, you would do so much better working for Mr. Park. 00:26:12.239 --> 00:26:13.240 align:center Yeah. 00:26:14.783 --> 00:26:16.827 align:center It's a shame you don't speak Korean. 00:26:25.627 --> 00:26:28.046 align:center Shame he's such a fucking prick. 00:26:41.435 --> 00:26:44.104 align:center Hey, Hunter. We still need to talk about what happened at school. 00:26:44.771 --> 00:26:47.690 align:center - Why? - Because you almost got expelled. 00:26:47.691 --> 00:26:49.734 align:center - Does that not concern you? - Yeah, not really. 00:26:49.735 --> 00:26:51.027 align:center Have you seen the Flamin' Hots? 00:26:51.028 --> 00:26:52.820 align:center How about something that won't rot your guts? 00:26:52.821 --> 00:26:54.071 align:center I can whip you up a smoothie? 00:26:54.072 --> 00:26:56.240 align:center - No, thanks. - Hey. 00:26:56.241 --> 00:26:58.160 align:center I just wanna understand what happened. 00:26:59.244 --> 00:27:01.621 align:center I cut class. It's not that complicated. 00:27:01.622 --> 00:27:04.040 align:center But what about the medication? Were you selling it? 00:27:04.041 --> 00:27:05.833 align:center No! What? 00:27:05.834 --> 00:27:09.463 align:center It's understandable for you to wanna impress your peers. 00:27:10.255 --> 00:27:12.089 align:center But Adderall's a serious drug, you can't just hand it out-- 00:27:12.090 --> 00:27:14.383 align:center Oh, my God. Can you stop? 00:27:14.384 --> 00:27:16.511 align:center Wait a minute. Where're you going? 00:27:16.512 --> 00:27:18.805 align:center Hey! I'm not done talking to you. 00:27:40.619 --> 00:27:42.120 align:center Hey. Brought you a prezzie. 00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:53.507 align:center So, how's it feel being Mayfield's main character? 00:27:54.591 --> 00:27:57.301 align:center All the sophomore hotties sliding into your DMs or what? 00:27:57.302 --> 00:27:58.470 align:center Yeah, totally. 00:28:14.695 --> 00:28:15.821 align:center You make this? 00:28:16.363 --> 00:28:17.573 align:center Yeah. 00:28:20.492 --> 00:28:23.287 align:center Holy shit, Hunter. I think you might actually have a soul. 00:28:26.164 --> 00:28:27.457 align:center Fuck off. 00:29:16.173 --> 00:29:17.174 align:center Ali? 00:29:17.966 --> 00:29:19.926 align:center Hey, I didn't know you joined. 00:29:19.927 --> 00:29:22.053 align:center I'm just borrowing Andy's. 00:29:22.054 --> 00:29:24.847 align:center He doesn't use it anymore, and it seemed a shame to let it go to waste. 00:29:24.848 --> 00:29:26.724 align:center Sorry, memberships aren't transferable. 00:29:26.725 --> 00:29:28.810 align:center Neither are wives, and yet... 00:29:31.563 --> 00:29:32.563 align:center I'll tell you what. 00:29:32.564 --> 00:29:34.524 align:center Why don't you take it for a test drive? 00:29:34.525 --> 00:29:37.944 align:center If you decide to sign up, we're running a friends and family promotion all month. 00:29:37.945 --> 00:29:39.570 align:center Thanks, Nick. 00:29:39.571 --> 00:29:40.656 align:center I am neither. 00:29:59.508 --> 00:30:01.926 align:center A reasonable person might have seen a close call 00:30:01.927 --> 00:30:04.303 align:center with the police and a flesh wound from a large dog 00:30:04.304 --> 00:30:06.681 align:center as a flashing neon sign from the universe, 00:30:06.682 --> 00:30:08.892 align:center telling them to find a new line of work. 00:30:09.601 --> 00:30:11.477 align:center But that wasn't really an option for me. 00:30:11.478 --> 00:30:12.770 align:center Know what you're doing? 00:30:12.771 --> 00:30:13.897 align:center Not particularly. 00:30:14.439 --> 00:30:15.649 align:center Your canvas... 00:30:17.192 --> 00:30:20.153 align:center All right. Stretch bars slide together like this. 00:30:21.363 --> 00:30:22.781 align:center I use these to spread the corners... 00:30:24.199 --> 00:30:26.118 align:center Backdoor open. 00:30:34.418 --> 00:30:37.628 align:center When it comes to American pop art, Roy Lichtenstein is in a dead heat 00:30:37.629 --> 00:30:41.090 align:center with Jeff Koons as the favorite for buyers who don't actually give a shit about art, 00:30:41.091 --> 00:30:42.967 align:center but regard it as a sexy investment. 00:30:42.968 --> 00:30:45.970 align:center They're COINS, Collectors Only In Name. 00:30:45.971 --> 00:30:47.972 align:center This piece here, Square, from 1983, 00:30:47.973 --> 00:30:50.474 align:center was most likely purchased as an appreciating asset, 00:30:50.475 --> 00:30:52.476 align:center rather than on its artistic merit. 00:30:52.477 --> 00:30:53.978 align:center Which is a shame. 00:30:53.979 --> 00:30:55.730 align:center I always kind of liked Lichtenstein's work. 00:30:55.731 --> 00:30:57.149 align:center Especially the comic book paintings. 00:31:00.569 --> 00:31:03.988 align:center It was becoming apparent that my expenses would always find a way to outpace me. 00:31:03.989 --> 00:31:06.532 align:center So a few higher price scores, like this painting, 00:31:06.533 --> 00:31:08.659 align:center would mean more money with fewer robberies. 00:31:08.660 --> 00:31:10.828 align:center Higher risk, higher yield. 00:31:10.829 --> 00:31:12.748 align:center Or maybe I was just starting to like it. 00:31:33.727 --> 00:31:34.937 align:center Yeah, right. 00:31:46.031 --> 00:31:48.074 align:center No, I get to, chicken. 00:31:48.075 --> 00:31:49.992 align:center - I am not a chicken. - Hey, guys. 00:31:49.993 --> 00:31:52.829 align:center Can you calm down just a little bit? We're almost at Grandma and Grandpa's. 00:32:00.170 --> 00:32:02.964 align:center Ding dong! 00:32:02.965 --> 00:32:04.590 align:center Oh, my God. 00:32:04.591 --> 00:32:07.009 align:center - Wait... Hey. - Hey, hon. 00:32:07.010 --> 00:32:08.553 align:center Hey, honey. 00:32:08.554 --> 00:32:09.637 align:center Hey! 00:32:09.638 --> 00:32:12.557 align:center I hear it's someone's birthday tomorrow! You know anything about that? 00:32:12.558 --> 00:32:14.350 align:center - He's turning five! - Really? 00:32:14.351 --> 00:32:16.185 align:center We better go see if we can find some cake. 00:32:16.186 --> 00:32:18.063 align:center Look at that table right there. 00:32:18.689 --> 00:32:20.065 align:center There's presents. 00:32:24.862 --> 00:32:26.071 align:center Everything okay? 00:32:26.905 --> 00:32:29.241 align:center Oh, yeah. Just, you know, long car ride. 00:32:30.158 --> 00:32:31.159 align:center Come on, then. 00:32:32.452 --> 00:32:34.162 align:center - Dog? - Yeah. 00:32:37.958 --> 00:32:39.126 align:center Ah, hon. 00:32:51.180 --> 00:32:53.098 align:center It's good to have you home. 00:32:58.145 --> 00:32:59.353 align:center That's it! 00:32:59.354 --> 00:33:02.023 align:center Okay, activate those glutes. Squeeze at the top. 00:33:02.024 --> 00:33:04.234 align:center I wanna see it. Nice. Good. 00:33:05.319 --> 00:33:06.904 align:center Great class, everybody. 00:33:08.864 --> 00:33:11.408 align:center Don't forget to stretch. See you next week. 00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:14.161 align:center Ali? 00:33:15.829 --> 00:33:16.955 align:center Hey, Bruce. 00:33:18.248 --> 00:33:19.458 align:center What are you doing here? 00:33:19.958 --> 00:33:21.293 align:center Same as everyone else. 00:33:22.044 --> 00:33:24.630 align:center Just trying to turn my ass into a lethal weapon. 00:33:27.424 --> 00:33:29.843 align:center I'm not stalking you, if that's what you're worried about. 00:33:30.677 --> 00:33:32.094 align:center No, of course. 00:33:32.095 --> 00:33:34.138 align:center I've been staying with Andy. 00:33:34.139 --> 00:33:36.225 align:center He had a couple of visitor passes. 00:33:36.725 --> 00:33:38.101 align:center I hope that's not weird. 00:33:39.770 --> 00:33:41.187 align:center You look good. 00:33:41.188 --> 00:33:42.272 align:center Healthy. 00:33:43.023 --> 00:33:45.442 align:center You mean, not... 00:33:47.319 --> 00:33:49.529 align:center I guess the move's been good for me. 00:33:49.530 --> 00:33:51.739 align:center I've been spending more time with Andy. 00:33:51.740 --> 00:33:53.824 align:center I've actually been playing some gigs again. 00:33:53.825 --> 00:33:55.409 align:center - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 00:33:55.410 --> 00:33:56.953 align:center At the Tap? 00:33:56.954 --> 00:34:00.998 align:center It's mostly just drunk locals talking over my songs. 00:34:00.999 --> 00:34:02.291 align:center Heavy. 00:34:02.292 --> 00:34:03.835 align:center Hey, you're out there doing your thing, 00:34:03.836 --> 00:34:06.129 align:center playing music somewhere other than my lawn. 00:34:07.130 --> 00:34:09.090 align:center Damn. You went there. 00:34:09.091 --> 00:34:10.759 align:center Honestly, I kinda miss it. 00:34:11.342 --> 00:34:12.386 align:center I bet you do. 00:34:13.094 --> 00:34:14.346 align:center I bet your wife does too. 00:34:14.972 --> 00:34:18.225 align:center Or, I don't know, maybe I should come back and take requests. 00:34:21.270 --> 00:34:22.813 align:center Sorry, dad duty. 00:34:23.522 --> 00:34:24.565 align:center It's good to see you. 00:34:25.190 --> 00:34:26.732 align:center Maybe I'll swing by the Tap sometime. 00:34:26.733 --> 00:34:28.110 align:center Okay, cool. 00:34:29.027 --> 00:34:30.445 align:center See you in ass class. 00:34:31.905 --> 00:34:34.616 align:center What the fuck? See you in ass class? 00:34:46.460 --> 00:34:49.296 align:center Oh, my God, I misjudged you, my friend. 00:34:49.297 --> 00:34:50.715 align:center Yeah, I get that a lot. 00:34:50.716 --> 00:34:53.091 align:center This tourist has balls! 00:34:53.092 --> 00:34:54.803 align:center Yes! I love it! 00:34:56.221 --> 00:34:57.514 align:center So what happens now? 00:35:00.809 --> 00:35:02.060 align:center Give me a minute. 00:35:14.364 --> 00:35:16.741 align:center - What? - You look really nice. 00:35:16.742 --> 00:35:19.119 align:center That's 'cause you're taking me to dinner after this. 00:35:24.374 --> 00:35:25.667 align:center Okay, okay. 00:35:26.335 --> 00:35:31.506 align:center It'll take my people a few hours to authenticate. 00:35:31.507 --> 00:35:32.925 align:center But in the meantime, 00:35:34.009 --> 00:35:35.843 align:center I see you're dressed to celebrate. 00:35:35.844 --> 00:35:39.097 align:center So let's celebrate! 00:36:06.875 --> 00:36:08.544 align:center Hey! 00:36:09.920 --> 00:36:11.630 align:center Here we go! 00:36:14.508 --> 00:36:16.635 align:center - Thank you. - Of course! 00:36:18.762 --> 00:36:20.514 align:center Right on the table. 00:36:33.485 --> 00:36:34.318 align:center Maybe later. 00:36:34.319 --> 00:36:37.113 align:center I find you Ivy League types love the nose candy. 00:36:37.114 --> 00:36:38.198 align:center Yeah. 00:36:42.077 --> 00:36:43.619 align:center Hey, what about you, beautiful? 00:36:43.620 --> 00:36:44.788 align:center You in? 00:36:46.456 --> 00:36:47.749 align:center Sure. 00:36:56.550 --> 00:36:58.426 align:center What? We're celebrating, right? 00:36:58.427 --> 00:37:00.512 align:center I guess so! 00:37:02.097 --> 00:37:04.141 align:center Come on, come on, come on, come on! 00:37:06.894 --> 00:37:08.311 align:center My goodness. 00:37:08.312 --> 00:37:09.937 align:center Yeah, good? 00:37:09.938 --> 00:37:12.357 align:center - Yes, indeed. - I think I need to dance. 00:37:14.067 --> 00:37:15.277 align:center Sorry. 00:37:19.489 --> 00:37:20.907 align:center Quite a place. 00:37:20.908 --> 00:37:22.326 align:center It's nice, huh? 00:37:23.577 --> 00:37:25.037 align:center I love to come here and chill. 00:37:28.707 --> 00:37:30.626 align:center Yeah! I love it! 00:37:42.596 --> 00:37:44.431 align:center Hey, so, you and the girl... 00:37:46.642 --> 00:37:48.935 align:center No, we keep it professional. 00:37:48.936 --> 00:37:50.144 align:center Okay. 00:37:50.145 --> 00:37:51.855 align:center That's probably for the best. 00:37:52.689 --> 00:37:56.318 align:center I mean, you're a very handsome man, but maybe too old for some rides, huh? 00:37:57.945 --> 00:37:58.946 align:center Whatever you say. 00:38:03.033 --> 00:38:04.367 align:center You want another bump? 00:38:04.368 --> 00:38:06.118 align:center Oh, no. I'm good. 00:38:06.119 --> 00:38:08.205 align:center Could always be better, though! 00:38:08.997 --> 00:38:10.332 align:center Yeah. 00:38:15.254 --> 00:38:16.421 align:center So good! 00:38:17.548 --> 00:38:19.383 align:center Yeah, I'm gonna go... 00:38:20.175 --> 00:38:21.468 align:center Dance. 00:38:27.766 --> 00:38:29.059 align:center Coop! 00:38:34.606 --> 00:38:36.232 align:center Hey, hey. 00:38:36.233 --> 00:38:38.234 align:center - Okay. - Looks like you needed a break. 00:38:38.235 --> 00:38:39.361 align:center Is it that obvious? 00:38:43.031 --> 00:38:45.450 align:center Maybe I just know you better than you think. 00:38:46.618 --> 00:38:47.828 align:center Yeah. Maybe. 00:38:48.787 --> 00:38:50.246 align:center Come on. Dance with me. 00:38:50.247 --> 00:38:52.331 align:center I'm not much of a dancer. 00:38:52.332 --> 00:38:54.710 align:center Well, a few weeks ago you weren't much of a thief. 00:38:55.335 --> 00:38:57.962 align:center Maybe you're a good dancer, you just don't know it yet. 00:38:57.963 --> 00:38:59.047 align:center Okay. 00:39:16.315 --> 00:39:19.025 align:center Hey. Okay. 00:39:19.026 --> 00:39:20.735 align:center See, you know some moves. 00:39:20.736 --> 00:39:23.989 align:center Yeah, I think that's pretty much the drugs talking. 00:39:25.908 --> 00:39:27.242 align:center Don't be sad, Coop. 00:39:28.619 --> 00:39:31.830 align:center - What are you talking about? I'm not sad. - You're always sad. 00:39:33.498 --> 00:39:34.790 align:center I see it. 00:39:34.791 --> 00:39:36.335 align:center Behind your eyes. 00:39:49.890 --> 00:39:52.475 align:center Hey, I'm gonna get another dr... drink. 00:39:52.476 --> 00:39:54.101 align:center Do you want anything else? 00:39:54.102 --> 00:39:57.439 align:center - I'm just gonna stick with my bubbles. - Okay. Yeah, I'll be right back. 00:40:16.625 --> 00:40:18.252 align:center Elena! 00:40:19.294 --> 00:40:20.379 align:center Hi. 00:40:22.172 --> 00:40:23.589 align:center I started to worry you'd... 00:40:23.590 --> 00:40:25.049 align:center you'd forgotten about me. 00:40:25.050 --> 00:40:27.511 align:center Course not. You're the whole reason we're here. 00:40:28.303 --> 00:40:30.264 align:center I suppose I am. Yeah. 00:40:31.098 --> 00:40:34.268 align:center But I'm thinking, that maybe you and I are also here for... 00:40:35.561 --> 00:40:36.853 align:center for a different reason. 00:40:36.854 --> 00:40:38.437 align:center - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 00:40:38.438 --> 00:40:40.524 align:center - What's that? - Let me show you. 00:40:43.277 --> 00:40:44.611 align:center No, thank you. 00:40:50.492 --> 00:40:53.370 align:center Okay. Easy, chacho. Easy. 00:40:54.788 --> 00:40:57.915 align:center Hey, hey. Easy is for kids, guapa. 00:40:57.916 --> 00:40:59.251 align:center I prefer hard. 00:41:02.754 --> 00:41:04.297 align:center - Hey. Hey. - Hey. 00:41:04.298 --> 00:41:06.841 align:center Hey! Hey. Hey! 00:41:06.842 --> 00:41:08.134 align:center Everything okay here, guys? 00:41:08.135 --> 00:41:09.678 align:center Yeah, we're just having a private moment. 00:41:10.387 --> 00:41:11.972 align:center - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 00:41:12.764 --> 00:41:13.931 align:center - Are you sure? - I got it. 00:41:13.932 --> 00:41:16.601 align:center - Okay. - Asked and answered, old man. 00:41:16.602 --> 00:41:18.227 align:center I think, maybe we should all... 00:41:18.228 --> 00:41:19.521 align:center - Jesus Christ. - ...just go back upstairs. 00:41:21.273 --> 00:41:22.274 align:center Fuck. 00:41:22.774 --> 00:41:25.611 align:center - Fucking sucker. That hurt. - Goddamn it. 00:41:27.821 --> 00:41:28.946 align:center Okay. 00:41:28.947 --> 00:41:30.865 align:center Fuck you, old man. 00:41:30.866 --> 00:41:32.408 align:center Okay, let's just take a deep breath. 00:41:32.409 --> 00:41:33.660 align:center Hey! 00:41:36.705 --> 00:41:37.748 align:center Come on! 00:41:42.711 --> 00:41:43.711 align:center Stop squirming! 00:41:43.712 --> 00:41:45.254 align:center You're drowning me. 00:41:45.255 --> 00:41:47.256 align:center - Hold still. Don't rub it. - It hurts. 00:41:47.257 --> 00:41:48.800 align:center It's only gonna make it worse. 00:41:51.637 --> 00:41:52.929 align:center Is that better? 00:41:52.930 --> 00:41:56.767 align:center - Yeah. A little, I guess. I don't know. - What the fuck were you thinking? 00:41:57.643 --> 00:41:58.643 align:center You're welcome? 00:41:58.644 --> 00:42:01.604 align:center - I had him under control. - Well, it didn't look like that to me. 00:42:01.605 --> 00:42:04.106 align:center Do you know how many times I've had a guy press his dick up against me 00:42:04.107 --> 00:42:05.191 align:center in a place like that? 00:42:05.192 --> 00:42:07.443 align:center No, you don't, of course not. Because you're a man. 00:42:07.444 --> 00:42:09.612 align:center - Look, I was trying to help you. - Okay, do me a favor. 00:42:09.613 --> 00:42:11.030 align:center The next time you try to defend me, 00:42:11.031 --> 00:42:13.199 align:center how about you wait until after we get paid? 00:42:13.200 --> 00:42:15.368 align:center That's what you're mad at? Are you kidding me? 00:42:15.369 --> 00:42:17.286 align:center It's not that big a deal. We can steal something else-- 00:42:17.287 --> 00:42:18.747 align:center I needed that money! 00:42:22.793 --> 00:42:24.335 align:center You know what? 00:42:24.336 --> 00:42:27.004 align:center You're just a rich guy who lost his money, 00:42:27.005 --> 00:42:29.549 align:center and now you think you're fucked, but you have no idea. 00:42:29.550 --> 00:42:32.718 align:center You've never gone hungry. Your kids will never go hungry. 00:42:32.719 --> 00:42:36.597 align:center You just want what they took from you because all you know how to be is rich. 00:42:36.598 --> 00:42:39.268 align:center - Elena-- - You have no idea what real struggle is. 00:42:40.269 --> 00:42:42.062 align:center The shit that you complain about? 00:42:44.273 --> 00:42:45.815 align:center Most people would... 00:42:45.816 --> 00:42:47.567 align:center They would kill for it. 00:42:47.568 --> 00:42:50.362 align:center - I'll make it up to you! - Yeah, you fucking better. 00:42:52.030 --> 00:42:53.490 align:center You're really just gonna leave me here? 00:42:54.408 --> 00:42:57.119 align:center - I really am. - Well, I forgive you. 00:42:58.620 --> 00:42:59.663 align:center For the mace. 00:43:00.747 --> 00:43:01.747 align:center Fuck you. 00:43:01.748 --> 00:43:03.083 align:center It was pepper spray. 00:43:53.926 --> 00:43:55.928 align:center Sam being away left me with a choice. 00:43:57.554 --> 00:43:59.597 align:center I could drink too much scotch, and fall asleep 00:43:59.598 --> 00:44:02.017 align:center watching The Criterion Collection in my house... 00:44:06.271 --> 00:44:08.941 align:center or I could go make some money in hers. 00:44:56.655 --> 00:45:00.659 align:center "This one's for special occasions." 00:45:49.249 --> 00:45:50.250 align:center Shit. 00:45:51.335 --> 00:45:52.753 align:center Shit. 00:45:54.546 --> 00:45:56.715 align:center Shit. 00:45:58.884 --> 00:46:01.220 align:center Shit. 00:46:06.892 --> 00:46:08.185 align:center Shit. 00:46:14.191 --> 00:46:15.442 align:center Come on, come on! 00:46:45.681 --> 00:46:47.723 align:center I know that breaking into your ex lover's house 00:46:47.724 --> 00:46:49.768 align:center is problematic on many levels... 00:46:50.352 --> 00:46:51.603 align:center All of them, really. 00:46:53.146 --> 00:46:55.857 align:center But when you've done some blow for the first time in over a decade, 00:46:55.858 --> 00:46:57.149 align:center drunk your weight in whiskey, 00:46:57.150 --> 00:46:59.735 align:center and been pepper sprayed all in the span of an hour, 00:46:59.736 --> 00:47:03.365 align:center it's safe to say that making good choices isn't really on the agenda. 00:47:04.491 --> 00:47:06.492 align:center All I knew was that Sam was out of town, 00:47:06.493 --> 00:47:09.579 align:center I was out 150 grand in change thanks to the painting snafu, 00:47:09.580 --> 00:47:12.332 align:center and Sam's French doors never locked properly. 00:47:22.634 --> 00:47:23.635 align:center God. 00:47:24.428 --> 00:47:25.721 align:center You remember this part. 00:47:29.933 --> 00:47:31.017 align:center There was a lot of blood on the floor, 00:47:31.018 --> 00:47:32.810 align:center and I'd taken a pretty nasty whack to the head, 00:47:32.811 --> 00:47:35.479 align:center so it took me a moment to realize that the dead guy next to me 00:47:35.480 --> 00:47:37.733 align:center was Paul Levitt, Sam's ex. 00:47:42.654 --> 00:47:45.406 align:center If there was ever a moment in all of this that I truly considered giving up, 00:47:45.407 --> 00:47:46.741 align:center this was it. 00:47:46.742 --> 00:47:49.535 align:center I was tired, tired in a way I'd never been before. 00:47:49.536 --> 00:47:52.830 align:center Tired in a way that makes you seriously consider just closing your eyes, 00:47:52.831 --> 00:47:55.583 align:center opening your mouth, and letting the water fill your lungs. 00:47:55.584 --> 00:47:57.502 align:center And if I'd known everything that was about to happen, 00:47:57.503 --> 00:47:59.838 align:center I think I probably would have done just that. 00:48:01.215 --> 00:48:02.465 align:center But the truth is, 00:48:02.466 --> 00:48:04.593 align:center and I think this has been made painfully clear, 00:48:05.093 --> 00:48:06.512 align:center I didn't know shit. 00:49:18.542 --> 00:49:20.002 align:center Nice one. 00:49:20.878 --> 00:49:22.004 align:center Thanks. 00:49:22.754 --> 00:49:24.673 align:center So, what did you get up to last night? 00:49:27.259 --> 00:49:29.219 align:center You know, not much. 00:49:32.556 --> 00:49:33.807 align:center How about you? 00:49:36.310 --> 00:49:37.477 align:center Same. 00:49:39.229 --> 00:49:40.230 align:center There you go.