WEBVTT 00:00:28.362 --> 00:00:29.321 align:center Wait! 00:03:34.256 --> 00:03:35.257 align:center Elena? 00:03:36.466 --> 00:03:38.343 align:center Take it easy. It's me. Coop. 00:03:40.345 --> 00:03:42.305 align:center It's not what it looks like. 00:03:42.306 --> 00:03:46.101 align:center What it looks like is you're breaking into the house of the guy who stole your wife. 00:03:50.397 --> 00:03:51.607 align:center Is that Nick's gun? 00:03:52.441 --> 00:03:53.442 align:center It's mine. 00:03:53.942 --> 00:03:55.110 align:center Why do you need a gun? 00:03:55.611 --> 00:03:57.778 align:center - Why would Nick? - Well, can you not point it at me? 00:03:57.779 --> 00:03:59.113 align:center You know I'm not gonna hurt you. 00:03:59.114 --> 00:04:01.866 align:center I don't know what I know. Five minutes ago I didn't know you were a thief. 00:04:01.867 --> 00:04:03.284 align:center I was just gonna take the ring. 00:04:03.285 --> 00:04:05.536 align:center And when Nick notices his championship ring is missing, 00:04:05.537 --> 00:04:07.788 align:center - who do you think he's gonna blame? - Come on. Nick loves you. 00:04:07.789 --> 00:04:09.624 align:center Nick loves watching my ass when I clean his house. 00:04:09.625 --> 00:04:10.542 align:center That's... 00:04:12.669 --> 00:04:13.669 align:center fair. 00:04:13.670 --> 00:04:14.963 align:center The Sperlings loved Ariana. 00:04:16.048 --> 00:04:17.256 align:center They fired her a few days ago. 00:04:17.257 --> 00:04:19.717 align:center One of Mr. Sperling's watches went missing and they blamed her. 00:04:19.718 --> 00:04:22.053 align:center That woman practically raised Chelsea. 00:04:26.350 --> 00:04:27.351 align:center Was that you? 00:04:28.060 --> 00:04:29.101 align:center Sorry about your friend. 00:04:29.102 --> 00:04:32.438 align:center Well, you have bigger problems. Honestly, I never liked her. 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:33.565 align:center In that case, you're welcome. 00:04:34.149 --> 00:04:35.858 align:center What, they don't pay you enough money at the bank? 00:04:35.859 --> 00:04:37.735 align:center - It was a hedge fund. - I don't care. 00:04:37.736 --> 00:04:41.072 align:center Your boss fucked my wife. My boss fucked me out of a job. 00:04:41.073 --> 00:04:44.117 align:center Okay. So you lost your job, and your... 00:04:44.785 --> 00:04:46.118 align:center your buddy, and your wife. 00:04:46.119 --> 00:04:48.829 align:center That's a pretty bad couple of years. 00:04:48.830 --> 00:04:51.959 align:center Yeah, well, I'm waiting for you to tell me just how bad it's gonna get. 00:04:52.459 --> 00:04:54.544 align:center - What were you gonna do with that ring? - I got a guy. 00:04:54.545 --> 00:04:56.255 align:center And your guy would've told you to fuck off. 00:04:56.839 --> 00:04:58.256 align:center This is not a Cartier necklace. 00:04:58.257 --> 00:05:00.591 align:center A ring like that gets really hot once it's been reported. 00:05:00.592 --> 00:05:02.426 align:center I figured Nick wouldn't notice for a while. 00:05:02.427 --> 00:05:05.429 align:center I think that you just wanted to take something that he loved. 00:05:05.430 --> 00:05:06.514 align:center Like he did to you. 00:05:06.515 --> 00:05:08.892 align:center I take it you knew about them. 00:05:09.935 --> 00:05:11.477 align:center Before me, I mean. 00:05:11.478 --> 00:05:13.896 align:center Let's just say you weren't the first person to walk in on them. 00:05:13.897 --> 00:05:15.022 align:center That's humiliating. 00:05:15.023 --> 00:05:16.525 align:center - For them? - For me. 00:05:17.150 --> 00:05:19.069 align:center Like I said, you have bigger problems. 00:05:20.863 --> 00:05:22.029 align:center So what are we doing here? 00:05:22.030 --> 00:05:25.033 align:center You would've called the cops already if you were going to. So... 00:05:33.458 --> 00:05:34.625 align:center I'm gonna keep your secret. 00:05:34.626 --> 00:05:37.170 align:center Thank you. I owe you. 00:05:37.171 --> 00:05:38.337 align:center And you're gonna keep mine. 00:05:38.338 --> 00:05:40.089 align:center I'm sorry. I don't know your secret. 00:05:40.090 --> 00:05:41.717 align:center It's the same as yours. 00:05:43.010 --> 00:05:44.428 align:center We're partners now. 00:07:14.935 --> 00:07:15.769 align:center Mel. 00:07:16.728 --> 00:07:19.189 align:center Hey, Ron. 00:07:20.399 --> 00:07:22.859 align:center - Marley. - How are our perfect grandkids? 00:07:22.860 --> 00:07:24.485 align:center Did you hear Tori won her tournament? 00:07:24.486 --> 00:07:26.946 align:center We did. We heard all about it. Congratulations. 00:07:26.947 --> 00:07:28.531 align:center We're so proud. 00:07:28.532 --> 00:07:31.618 align:center It's remarkable, really, how resilient she is. 00:07:32.870 --> 00:07:34.412 align:center You should come to her next match. 00:07:34.413 --> 00:07:35.872 align:center Invite us and we'll come. 00:07:35.873 --> 00:07:39.876 align:center I'm sorry. I assumed your son had invited you. 00:07:39.877 --> 00:07:44.088 align:center It's fine. Tori called afterwards and she sent me a picture. 00:07:44.089 --> 00:07:46.465 align:center I told her she could always come by our place 00:07:46.466 --> 00:07:48.886 align:center if she needed a break from all the chaos. 00:07:50.345 --> 00:07:51.345 align:center What chaos? 00:07:51.346 --> 00:07:52.638 align:center She didn't mean chaos. 00:07:52.639 --> 00:07:53.974 align:center Pretty sure she did. 00:07:57.019 --> 00:08:00.021 align:center What chaos, Marley? You know something I don't know? 00:08:00.022 --> 00:08:02.523 align:center Well, I'm just not as close to it as you are. 00:08:02.524 --> 00:08:03.942 align:center No, you're not. 00:08:06.528 --> 00:08:09.990 align:center I think you forgot to grab the oatmeal. 00:08:13.619 --> 00:08:16.078 align:center She didn't mean any of that the way it sounded. 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:17.872 align:center Oh, yes, she did. 00:08:17.873 --> 00:08:22.044 align:center I guess what I meant was she doesn't mean to be the way she is. 00:08:26.173 --> 00:08:28.967 align:center These people are assholes. There's no getting around that. 00:08:29.468 --> 00:08:30.801 align:center But you work in a profession 00:08:30.802 --> 00:08:33.639 align:center that attracts and breeds assholes as a matter of course. 00:08:34.264 --> 00:08:36.599 align:center And I know it sucks having to put on your suit 00:08:36.600 --> 00:08:39.018 align:center and go ask guys beneath your pay grade for a job, 00:08:39.019 --> 00:08:42.606 align:center but ultimately, you and I are in sales, Coop. 00:08:43.357 --> 00:08:44.941 align:center We sell ourselves. 00:08:44.942 --> 00:08:47.318 align:center You know what they say, "Trading sucks. Sales swallows." 00:08:47.319 --> 00:08:49.780 align:center Is there any way you could postpone this lecture? 00:08:50.364 --> 00:08:51.573 align:center I just ran into Harvey Ratner. 00:08:52.074 --> 00:08:53.866 align:center I will pay you to stop talking. 00:08:53.867 --> 00:08:54.952 align:center With what? 00:08:55.452 --> 00:08:58.538 align:center The Ratners are consolidating their operations, looking to put in a new CIO. 00:08:58.539 --> 00:09:00.289 align:center The Ratners? I'm not dead yet, am I? 00:09:00.290 --> 00:09:01.707 align:center I know. It's not ideal. 00:09:01.708 --> 00:09:04.753 align:center But right now, more than anything, we need you back in the game. 00:09:05.379 --> 00:09:06.797 align:center I just need to take a beat. 00:09:07.965 --> 00:09:09.383 align:center You're already taking a beat. 00:09:10.175 --> 00:09:12.051 align:center You can't take a beat from taking a beat. 00:09:12.052 --> 00:09:14.888 align:center Well, what are you worried about? I paid your bill. 00:09:15.472 --> 00:09:17.765 align:center Yes, with a brown bag of cash. 00:09:17.766 --> 00:09:20.102 align:center And don't think that isn't keeping me up at night. 00:09:20.727 --> 00:09:22.521 align:center I need you back at work, Coop. 00:09:23.230 --> 00:09:24.480 align:center You need you back at work. 00:09:24.481 --> 00:09:26.900 align:center I think what I need is a little hiatus. 00:09:27.568 --> 00:09:28.569 align:center Sure. 00:09:30.195 --> 00:09:32.573 align:center Or, and I'm just spitballing here, 00:09:33.073 --> 00:09:36.034 align:center maybe that will leave you well and truly fucked. 00:09:37.202 --> 00:09:39.120 align:center Now is not the time for a hiatus. 00:09:39.121 --> 00:09:41.832 align:center Now is the time for a solid, low level panic. 00:09:42.499 --> 00:09:45.711 align:center You heard Massey. God only knows how long this lawsuit will take. 00:09:46.503 --> 00:09:47.503 align:center Nice of you to join us. 00:09:47.504 --> 00:09:49.547 align:center Sorry, sorry. Jesus. 00:09:49.548 --> 00:09:51.632 align:center - Ten after. - Calm down. 00:09:51.633 --> 00:09:53.843 align:center You know the old timers already beat us to the first tee. 00:09:53.844 --> 00:09:57.222 align:center Sorry. I got waylaid by my fucking contractor. 00:09:57.723 --> 00:09:59.682 align:center You know, if the man could work as fast as he bills me, 00:09:59.683 --> 00:10:00.975 align:center we'd have been done months ago. 00:10:00.976 --> 00:10:04.145 align:center Our last renovation almost ended the marriage. 00:10:04.146 --> 00:10:05.980 align:center Are you married? I hadn't noticed. 00:10:05.981 --> 00:10:07.232 align:center Fuck you. 00:10:07.733 --> 00:10:09.150 align:center How far over budget are you? 00:10:09.151 --> 00:10:11.152 align:center You mean there's a budget? Someone should tell my wife. 00:10:11.153 --> 00:10:12.446 align:center Grace does have an eye. 00:10:13.030 --> 00:10:14.322 align:center Tell me about it. 00:10:14.323 --> 00:10:15.407 align:center There it is. 00:10:17.784 --> 00:10:19.994 align:center Brad, did I hear you fired your housekeeper? 00:10:19.995 --> 00:10:22.538 align:center I had to. My Richard Mille got stolen. 00:10:22.539 --> 00:10:23.748 align:center How do you know she took it? 00:10:23.749 --> 00:10:26.792 align:center I don't, for sure. But she was the only one who had access. 00:10:26.793 --> 00:10:29.254 align:center Besides, she was getting way too comfortable. 00:10:33.467 --> 00:10:36.886 align:center It's a good excuse to, you know, bring in some new blood. 00:10:36.887 --> 00:10:39.681 align:center That watch is a serious piece of hardware. 00:10:40.224 --> 00:10:41.516 align:center Any chance it might be recovered? 00:10:41.517 --> 00:10:43.852 align:center Maybe if the cops gave a shit, which they don't. 00:10:44.811 --> 00:10:47.522 align:center The detective thinks I just misplaced it like... 00:10:47.523 --> 00:10:51.235 align:center like I'm gonna misplace a quarter of a million dollar watch. 00:10:52.027 --> 00:10:53.236 align:center So you told the cops? 00:10:53.237 --> 00:10:56.615 align:center Yeah. I needed a police report for the insurance. 00:10:58.283 --> 00:10:59.910 align:center - Nice. - So you're covered? 00:11:01.286 --> 00:11:03.955 align:center Sure, we'll get a fat check, 00:11:03.956 --> 00:11:05.916 align:center but it's a limited edition piece. 00:11:06.416 --> 00:11:07.416 align:center Irreplaceable. 00:11:07.417 --> 00:11:09.460 align:center Lisa has an uncle who works in the Diamond District 00:11:09.461 --> 00:11:11.546 align:center who can probably get it for you on the gray market. 00:11:11.547 --> 00:11:13.297 align:center You can ask her about it at Mel's birthday thing. 00:11:13.298 --> 00:11:14.716 align:center Gordy... 00:11:16.927 --> 00:11:19.595 align:center What? Guys, I'm invited. It's fine. 00:11:19.596 --> 00:11:21.222 align:center Seriously? 00:11:21.223 --> 00:11:22.640 align:center Yes. 00:11:22.641 --> 00:11:23.725 align:center You see? 00:11:25.769 --> 00:11:27.479 align:center - There you go, Barney. - There you go. 00:11:35.362 --> 00:11:37.154 align:center Hey, do you have a copy of yesterday's NAR report? 00:11:37.155 --> 00:11:38.574 align:center Oh, yeah. Let me pull it up. 00:11:46.248 --> 00:11:47.833 align:center Just give me another minute here. 00:11:54.548 --> 00:11:57.175 align:center - Well, you on the other hand, my friend... - Next time... 00:11:57.176 --> 00:11:58.677 align:center - You. - ...you owe me. 00:11:59.303 --> 00:12:00.971 align:center - It's your turn. Yeah. - No. 00:12:04.433 --> 00:12:05.893 align:center I sent it over to you. 00:12:09.771 --> 00:12:13.065 align:center All right. We cover the tables at the bar, the dance floor over the pool. 00:12:13.066 --> 00:12:16.569 align:center So we'll do a whole indoor/outdoor thing with seating for 150. 00:12:16.570 --> 00:12:19.197 align:center What can we do about that? We had carpet moths. Don't ask. 00:12:19.198 --> 00:12:20.281 align:center - Okay. - Hey! Come on! 00:12:20.282 --> 00:12:21.949 align:center We gotta hit all four floors here. 00:12:21.950 --> 00:12:25.870 align:center I want a full permethrin spread. I want vinegar seals. The works. 00:12:25.871 --> 00:12:28.665 align:center Okay, we could do a flower wall. 00:12:29.208 --> 00:12:33.337 align:center Hide that whole section. Or we could build a board wrap of some kind. 00:12:33.962 --> 00:12:35.421 align:center What do you think, Notorious? 00:12:35.422 --> 00:12:37.090 align:center Why not both? More is more. 00:12:37.633 --> 00:12:39.550 align:center What do you know? More is more. 00:12:39.551 --> 00:12:41.052 align:center What's going on here? 00:12:41.053 --> 00:12:43.429 align:center Hey! It's the almost-birthday girl. 00:12:43.430 --> 00:12:45.640 align:center You weren't supposed to be home yet. 00:12:45.641 --> 00:12:47.600 align:center Melanie, Jane Reuven. 00:12:47.601 --> 00:12:48.851 align:center Reuven Catering and Events. 00:12:48.852 --> 00:12:51.020 align:center - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. 00:12:51.021 --> 00:12:53.731 align:center - I told you I didn't want a party! - I know, but I don't-- 00:12:53.732 --> 00:12:56.359 align:center - Sorry about that. There we go. Hey. - Hey, José. 00:12:56.360 --> 00:12:57.944 align:center Come on, Mom. You can't cancel now. 00:12:57.945 --> 00:13:00.446 align:center Nana and Pops are gonna be so disappointed. 00:13:00.447 --> 00:13:02.031 align:center You called my parents in Boca? 00:13:02.032 --> 00:13:04.033 align:center It was gonna be a surprise. I'm flying them out. 00:13:04.034 --> 00:13:05.952 align:center - My parents are not coming here. - What... Why not? 00:13:05.953 --> 00:13:07.787 align:center What? Come on, Mom. It's gonna be great. 00:13:07.788 --> 00:13:09.872 align:center - Mom? Mom? - Nana's totally not racist anymore. 00:13:09.873 --> 00:13:11.457 align:center Remember that Uber driver she told us about? 00:13:11.458 --> 00:13:16.755 align:center Mom? That's why I'm calling. That is not happening. 00:13:18.173 --> 00:13:19.799 align:center - Is this okay? - Good. Okay. Go, go. 00:13:19.800 --> 00:13:21.218 align:center - She'll come around. - Okay. 00:13:21.718 --> 00:13:22.970 align:center That's what my dad said. 00:13:25.138 --> 00:13:31.519 align:center I'm sorry about this. I think Nick and I just had a miscommunication. 00:13:31.520 --> 00:13:35.816 align:center Well, I can tell you he is going all out for you. 00:13:36.650 --> 00:13:38.819 align:center I wish my husband would think more like him. 00:13:39.820 --> 00:13:41.613 align:center How long have you two been married? 00:13:51.498 --> 00:13:53.249 align:center Lot of shopping bags in your closet. 00:13:53.250 --> 00:13:54.877 align:center Half of them are returns. 00:13:56.170 --> 00:13:59.046 align:center And Lily needed a new saddle and equipment for horseback riding. 00:13:59.047 --> 00:14:00.506 align:center What was wrong with her old saddle? 00:14:00.507 --> 00:14:01.841 align:center This one's for dressage. 00:14:01.842 --> 00:14:05.262 align:center Apparently our daughter has a very strong seat. 00:14:05.971 --> 00:14:08.932 align:center I know it's a compliment, but it just sounds like an insult. 00:14:10.684 --> 00:14:11.768 align:center Why? 00:14:12.811 --> 00:14:13.811 align:center What's wrong? 00:14:13.812 --> 00:14:18.316 align:center I think with the renovation and everything we should try to cut back on spending. 00:14:18.317 --> 00:14:20.693 align:center - Just for a little while. - Hey, are we okay? 00:14:20.694 --> 00:14:23.363 align:center Yeah, it's just a little cash crunch. 00:14:24.239 --> 00:14:25.239 align:center We're fine. 00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:26.325 align:center Good. 00:14:27.451 --> 00:14:30.704 align:center Because we could always return the Spectre. 00:14:34.917 --> 00:14:41.798 align:center Or, I don't know, I guess I could stop wearing these expensive pajamas. 00:14:49.264 --> 00:14:50.265 align:center Better? 00:14:55.729 --> 00:14:56.771 align:center Let me see it on again. 00:14:56.772 --> 00:14:58.232 align:center Oh, no, no, no. 00:15:12.037 --> 00:15:13.496 align:center October 31st, 1984, 00:15:13.497 --> 00:15:15.873 align:center this prime minister was assassinated by two... 00:15:15.874 --> 00:15:16.959 align:center Who is... 00:15:17.459 --> 00:15:18.460 align:center Jack Black. 00:15:21.213 --> 00:15:23.048 align:center Hey, wanna watch a movie? 00:15:24.716 --> 00:15:25.717 align:center No gig tonight? 00:15:26.468 --> 00:15:27.344 align:center Private event. 00:15:28.637 --> 00:15:32.098 align:center Come on. We can watch one of your kung fu dragon films. 00:15:32.099 --> 00:15:34.559 align:center You know there's no literal dragons in any of those movies, right? 00:15:34.560 --> 00:15:35.643 align:center That's disappointing. 00:15:35.644 --> 00:15:37.395 align:center - What is "SOS"? - Annette? 00:15:37.396 --> 00:15:38.397 align:center What is "SOS"? 00:15:39.857 --> 00:15:41.941 align:center Are you using your chest as a bowl? 00:15:41.942 --> 00:15:45.988 align:center Yeah. It's a much more efficient popcorn delivery system. 00:15:46.572 --> 00:15:47.738 align:center Disgusting. 00:15:47.739 --> 00:15:49.615 align:center Who the fuck is that? 00:15:49.616 --> 00:15:52.076 align:center Probably Mom with a vacuum cleaner. 00:15:52.077 --> 00:15:54.037 align:center We need to talk about your life decisions. 00:15:54.621 --> 00:15:57.416 align:center You're worse than the kids. Coming! 00:15:58.250 --> 00:15:59.626 align:center Who is Alice Cooper? 00:16:07.885 --> 00:16:10.179 align:center - What are you doing here? - I need to talk to you. 00:16:15.267 --> 00:16:16.392 align:center I shouldn't be here. 00:16:16.393 --> 00:16:17.977 align:center And yet here you are. 00:16:17.978 --> 00:16:19.437 align:center Massey's in Jack's pocket. 00:16:19.438 --> 00:16:22.024 align:center - What? - Massey was in Jack's office today. 00:16:22.566 --> 00:16:25.902 align:center Yeah. I gave you a heads-up on that right before you hung up on me. 00:16:25.903 --> 00:16:26.986 align:center He's my lawyer. 00:16:26.987 --> 00:16:28.655 align:center This didn't look like that. 00:16:29.615 --> 00:16:32.033 align:center - What did it look like then? - Like Massey's in Jack's pocket. 00:16:32.034 --> 00:16:33.409 align:center There are laws against that. 00:16:33.410 --> 00:16:36.121 align:center Did you pay a retainer? Sign a contract? 00:16:37.664 --> 00:16:39.790 align:center He said he'd get back to me. Shit. Are you sure? 00:16:39.791 --> 00:16:42.920 align:center Think of everything you know about Jack and Massey. 00:16:44.671 --> 00:16:45.922 align:center I'll hire someone else. 00:16:45.923 --> 00:16:47.716 align:center Yeah, I really wish you wouldn't. 00:16:52.137 --> 00:16:54.222 align:center What's Jack giving you? 00:16:54.223 --> 00:16:56.474 align:center - What? - For all of this? What's Jack giving you? 00:16:56.475 --> 00:16:57.559 align:center Come on. 00:16:58.977 --> 00:17:01.729 align:center - A higher floor. - Tracks. 00:17:01.730 --> 00:17:04.022 align:center - He'd fire me if he knew I was here. - I know. 00:17:04.023 --> 00:17:05.150 align:center I appreciate it. 00:17:07.528 --> 00:17:08.694 align:center I'm gonna go. 00:17:12.281 --> 00:17:15.243 align:center Well, thank you for coming by. 00:17:16.619 --> 00:17:18.413 align:center You must be wishing you never met me. 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:20.082 align:center Well... 00:17:21.875 --> 00:17:23.167 align:center it was a fun weekend. 00:17:25.503 --> 00:17:26.505 align:center It was. 00:18:00.163 --> 00:18:01.874 align:center Who was that? 00:18:02.791 --> 00:18:04.125 align:center Fucking everybody. 00:18:04.126 --> 00:18:05.627 align:center What is going on with you? 00:18:13.343 --> 00:18:14.178 align:center God. 00:18:16.597 --> 00:18:17.681 align:center Give me a second. 00:18:18.974 --> 00:18:20.976 align:center Yeah? Hey. 00:18:21.935 --> 00:18:22.769 align:center Already? 00:18:24.271 --> 00:18:25.105 align:center Yeah... 00:18:26.273 --> 00:18:28.358 align:center Yeah. I mean, sure. 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:31.986 align:center Okay. I'll be right there. 00:18:31.987 --> 00:18:33.197 align:center Great. 00:18:35.032 --> 00:18:36.033 align:center I gotta go. 00:18:43.248 --> 00:18:45.041 align:center When Elena said she wanted to be partners, 00:18:45.042 --> 00:18:46.751 align:center it turned out she meant immediately. 00:18:46.752 --> 00:18:49.170 align:center So now I would be committing felonies with the housekeeper 00:18:49.171 --> 00:18:51.255 align:center of the man who's sleeping with my ex-wife. 00:18:51.256 --> 00:18:53.382 align:center Which, if nothing else, was a pretty good indicator 00:18:53.383 --> 00:18:56.761 align:center that my little enterprise was already spinning out of control. 00:18:56.762 --> 00:18:59.722 align:center On the other hand, it was never a bad thing to have some backup. 00:18:59.723 --> 00:19:02.391 align:center Hey. Whose car is this? 00:19:02.392 --> 00:19:04.394 align:center It's Nick's. For errands. 00:19:07.022 --> 00:19:08.190 align:center Nice touch. 00:19:09.483 --> 00:19:10.901 align:center - What's that? - Wi-Fi jammer. 00:19:12.611 --> 00:19:13.904 align:center Kills the cameras. 00:19:14.488 --> 00:19:15.780 align:center You've got gear. 00:19:15.781 --> 00:19:17.908 align:center The right tool for the right job. 00:19:38.679 --> 00:19:40.305 align:center Are you sure about this? 00:19:41.890 --> 00:19:46.310 align:center Aren't women supposed to be sentimental about their jewelry? 00:19:46.311 --> 00:19:47.728 align:center Not about the Panthère. 00:19:47.729 --> 00:19:49.897 align:center It's from her ex-husband. 00:19:49.898 --> 00:19:52.358 align:center Audrey told me that she kept it out of spite in the divorce. 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:55.361 align:center - She never wears it. - And how does she know that? 00:19:55.362 --> 00:19:56.904 align:center Audrey knows everything. 00:19:56.905 --> 00:19:59.365 align:center Turned out the housekeeper network was a real thing 00:19:59.366 --> 00:20:02.118 align:center and there was almost nothing about us that they didn't know. 00:20:02.119 --> 00:20:03.911 align:center They were a social network like any other. 00:20:03.912 --> 00:20:06.789 align:center Supporting each other, covering for each other, 00:20:06.790 --> 00:20:09.917 align:center spreading information like currency across the neighborhood. 00:20:09.918 --> 00:20:13.129 align:center These women, moving quietly and unobtrusively through our lives, 00:20:13.130 --> 00:20:15.966 align:center were quietly and unobtrusively taking note of everything... 00:20:17.926 --> 00:20:20.762 align:center and sharing it in WhatsApp groups and weekly card games. 00:20:21.430 --> 00:20:22.431 align:center And, Elena, 00:20:22.931 --> 00:20:24.892 align:center she was at the center of it all. 00:20:26.351 --> 00:20:28.144 align:center We did four jobs in two weeks. 00:20:28.145 --> 00:20:30.856 align:center All surgical, all clean, all thanks to Elena. 00:20:31.356 --> 00:20:33.399 align:center Everything was where she said it would be 00:20:33.400 --> 00:20:35.903 align:center and it was all stuff no one would miss for a while. 00:20:37.070 --> 00:20:38.071 align:center If ever. 00:21:45.931 --> 00:21:47.431 align:center We had a good thing going. 00:21:47.432 --> 00:21:50.811 align:center All we had to do was stick to the plan and not get greedy. 00:21:54.231 --> 00:21:56.899 align:center Okay. So this guy that we're meeting... 00:21:56.900 --> 00:21:58.235 align:center - Héctor. - Héctor. 00:21:58.861 --> 00:22:01.195 align:center - What's his deal? - He works for Charter Security, which... 00:22:01.196 --> 00:22:03.906 align:center they do most of the alarms in your neighborhood, so he can help us. 00:22:03.907 --> 00:22:07.076 align:center Well, I'm not really looking to take on another partner at this point. 00:22:07.077 --> 00:22:09.830 align:center Okay. Think of him more as a consultant. 00:22:11.415 --> 00:22:12.499 align:center Right here. 00:22:14.251 --> 00:22:15.626 align:center Seriously? 00:22:15.627 --> 00:22:17.086 align:center It's a family dinner. 00:22:17.087 --> 00:22:20.006 align:center And you thought this would be an appropriate time to make an introduction? 00:22:20.007 --> 00:22:22.341 align:center An introduction? He's my cousin. 00:22:22.342 --> 00:22:23.552 align:center Saludos. 00:22:25.220 --> 00:22:26.305 align:center Hey! 00:22:27.347 --> 00:22:29.057 align:center I didn't think you were coming! 00:22:32.311 --> 00:22:33.896 align:center Take it easy. 00:22:34.646 --> 00:22:36.106 align:center Easy! Take it easy! 00:22:37.816 --> 00:22:38.817 align:center What's with George Clooney? 00:22:39.401 --> 00:22:40.234 align:center Boyfriend? 00:22:40.235 --> 00:22:41.402 align:center No, he's not my boyfriend. 00:22:41.403 --> 00:22:43.446 align:center Coop, this is my little brother, Chivo. 00:22:43.447 --> 00:22:45.407 align:center Hey, Chivo. How do you do? 00:22:46.241 --> 00:22:47.826 align:center - Hi, cousin. - Cousin. 00:22:50.120 --> 00:22:52.163 align:center You brought a Tinder date to my house? 00:22:52.164 --> 00:22:54.874 align:center No. This is my business associate. 00:22:54.875 --> 00:22:56.793 align:center Can we please talk alone? 00:22:58.378 --> 00:22:59.421 align:center Man the grill, Chivo. 00:23:02.633 --> 00:23:03.883 align:center Ready? 00:23:03.884 --> 00:23:05.636 align:center Yeah. Let's go. 00:23:07.221 --> 00:23:09.639 align:center No. No way. I'm not getting involved in this shit. 00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:11.974 align:center And it's not cool for you guys to ambush me like this. 00:23:11.975 --> 00:23:15.937 align:center Okay, just for the record, I didn't know that you didn't know. 00:23:15.938 --> 00:23:18.439 align:center And I would never have supported this ambush. 00:23:18.440 --> 00:23:20.358 align:center You're not getting involved, involved. 00:23:20.359 --> 00:23:23.069 align:center You're just passing on some neighborhood alarm codes. 00:23:23.070 --> 00:23:25.613 align:center - Just that? - And we'll pay you $5,000 per code. 00:23:25.614 --> 00:23:26.823 align:center - What? - What? 00:23:27.658 --> 00:23:28.491 align:center Cousin... 00:23:28.492 --> 00:23:30.785 align:center Are you crazy? What are you doing with this guy? 00:23:30.786 --> 00:23:32.703 align:center I know what I'm doing. Don't worry. 00:23:32.704 --> 00:23:34.789 align:center If you get caught, this guy lawyers up. 00:23:34.790 --> 00:23:37.291 align:center But you get deported. Period. 00:23:37.292 --> 00:23:39.836 align:center He has more to lose than you think. 00:23:39.837 --> 00:23:41.922 align:center - What are you doing? - What everyone else does. 00:23:42.548 --> 00:23:46.384 align:center Look, I know you're working doubles since Julio hurt his back. 00:23:46.385 --> 00:23:47.803 align:center It's too much for you. 00:23:48.554 --> 00:23:50.054 align:center So you're saying we deserve this. 00:23:50.055 --> 00:23:51.974 align:center In life you don't get what you deserve, 00:23:52.474 --> 00:23:54.434 align:center you get what you negotiate. 00:23:56.395 --> 00:23:57.938 align:center This is about Chivo. 00:23:59.815 --> 00:24:00.858 align:center What are you talking about? 00:24:05.153 --> 00:24:06.780 align:center You should talk to Chivo. 00:24:09.908 --> 00:24:11.910 align:center $5000 a code. Do we have a deal? 00:24:17.666 --> 00:24:19.375 align:center I get paid in cash. Up front. 00:24:19.376 --> 00:24:22.295 align:center Okay. We haven't had a chance to 00:24:22.296 --> 00:24:23.629 align:center discuss this fee internally. 00:24:23.630 --> 00:24:26.967 align:center So maybe we could put a pin in that and maybe we can sidebar? Can you... 00:24:38.770 --> 00:24:41.647 align:center Thought I saw a Dominican Republic flag back at your cousin's house. 00:24:41.648 --> 00:24:42.857 align:center Is that where you're from? 00:24:42.858 --> 00:24:43.942 align:center Yeah. 00:24:45.110 --> 00:24:46.445 align:center When did you move here? 00:24:47.029 --> 00:24:52.451 align:center I was 23 and my parents wanted to get me away from some bad influences. 00:24:54.953 --> 00:24:56.580 align:center What kind of bad influences? 00:24:57.956 --> 00:24:59.583 align:center Keeping it vague, huh? 00:25:00.626 --> 00:25:03.461 align:center What does it matter? I've been here 12 years and look at me now. 00:25:03.462 --> 00:25:05.004 align:center I'm robbing houses with a banker. 00:25:05.005 --> 00:25:08.383 align:center It's a hedge fund, but whatever. 00:25:09.343 --> 00:25:10.802 align:center You could use a housekeeper. 00:25:11.345 --> 00:25:13.180 align:center I have a service. It comes twice a week. 00:25:15.307 --> 00:25:17.476 align:center Well... getting ripped off. 00:25:19.019 --> 00:25:20.645 align:center So, you know, you never did tell me 00:25:20.646 --> 00:25:22.606 align:center why you didn't turn me in that night at Nick's. 00:25:24.107 --> 00:25:27.277 align:center - I wanted in. - Well, yeah, but why? 00:25:28.862 --> 00:25:30.613 align:center I mean, look, if we're gonna be partners, 00:25:30.614 --> 00:25:33.575 align:center we might as well know at least this about each other. 00:25:36.662 --> 00:25:38.412 align:center I've been cleaning houses ten years. 00:25:38.413 --> 00:25:40.665 align:center I know women who have been doing it into their 70s. 00:25:40.666 --> 00:25:41.750 align:center And for what? 00:25:43.544 --> 00:25:44.628 align:center What do they get? 00:25:46.588 --> 00:25:49.841 align:center At a certain point it feels like not taking the shortcut 00:25:49.842 --> 00:25:51.968 align:center is a bigger crime than the actual crime. 00:25:51.969 --> 00:25:53.511 align:center Well, what's the end game? 00:25:53.512 --> 00:25:55.680 align:center Bringing my parents here, for starters. 00:25:55.681 --> 00:25:58.015 align:center I know an immigration lawyer who might be able to help with that. 00:25:58.016 --> 00:26:01.186 align:center You make it sound like all I have to do is sign the right forms. 00:26:02.145 --> 00:26:06.024 align:center Takes a lot of money to get them here. Takes even more money to keep them here... 00:26:07.693 --> 00:26:09.151 align:center and giving them a life. 00:26:09.152 --> 00:26:10.152 align:center Fair enough. 00:26:10.153 --> 00:26:13.699 align:center And then there's Chivo getting in trouble faster than I can get him out. 00:26:14.283 --> 00:26:15.449 align:center You wouldn't understand. 00:26:15.450 --> 00:26:17.244 align:center Well, I don't know if you're right about that. 00:26:18.996 --> 00:26:20.705 align:center I just moved my sister in with me. 00:26:20.706 --> 00:26:22.415 align:center - In here? - Yeah. 00:26:22.416 --> 00:26:23.708 align:center And you're okay with that? 00:26:23.709 --> 00:26:25.501 align:center Yeah, I mean, you know... I don't know. 00:26:25.502 --> 00:26:28.547 align:center You get used to living with people. 00:26:29.381 --> 00:26:30.715 align:center There's a presence. 00:26:30.716 --> 00:26:33.552 align:center Even if they're not in the same room or if you're asleep. 00:26:34.678 --> 00:26:38.723 align:center An empty house just feels different. More like a tomb, you know? 00:26:38.724 --> 00:26:41.768 align:center And then you start looking for any excuse to not come home. 00:26:42.519 --> 00:26:44.770 align:center And that, I can tell you from personal experience, 00:26:44.771 --> 00:26:46.814 align:center leads to some very poor decisions. 00:26:46.815 --> 00:26:48.775 align:center I should get your money. 00:27:06.710 --> 00:27:08.921 align:center Your cut from the last two jobs. 00:27:11.882 --> 00:27:13.133 align:center Not gonna count it? 00:27:15.219 --> 00:27:18.472 align:center - I trust you. - No, you don't. Not yet anyway. 00:27:19.097 --> 00:27:20.432 align:center I'm gonna count it when I get home. 00:27:21.183 --> 00:27:22.351 align:center That's what I would do. 00:27:27.272 --> 00:27:28.649 align:center Thanks for the beer, Coop. 00:27:32.110 --> 00:27:33.779 align:center You sure about Héctor? 00:27:34.404 --> 00:27:35.697 align:center You sure about any of this? 00:27:39.326 --> 00:27:42.829 align:center Okay. So, the anniversary of your first episode is coming up. 00:27:43.413 --> 00:27:44.540 align:center Next week. 00:27:46.458 --> 00:27:48.126 align:center I would've been married 11 years. 00:27:50.295 --> 00:27:53.340 align:center Were you tempted to reach out to Bruce again? 00:27:54.258 --> 00:27:55.259 align:center No. 00:27:56.593 --> 00:28:02.431 align:center I do wonder what he would have gotten me as a steel anniversary. 00:28:02.432 --> 00:28:04.100 align:center Or turquoise. 00:28:04.101 --> 00:28:05.727 align:center The Internet is divided. 00:28:06.353 --> 00:28:09.731 align:center How did it feel in your body to think about that? 00:28:11.984 --> 00:28:12.985 align:center Heavy. 00:28:14.069 --> 00:28:15.320 align:center In my legs. 00:28:16.572 --> 00:28:18.156 align:center Like I'm stuck in the mud. 00:28:21.243 --> 00:28:23.452 align:center I heard "Hold Me Now" by the Thompson Twins 00:28:23.453 --> 00:28:25.330 align:center on the radio on my way to a gig. 00:28:26.039 --> 00:28:28.876 align:center That was supposed to be our wedding song. And... 00:28:31.128 --> 00:28:33.462 align:center And I got through the whole thing this time. 00:28:33.463 --> 00:28:36.133 align:center Usually I have to cut it off after the first verse. 00:28:38.594 --> 00:28:39.969 align:center Did you make it to the gig? 00:28:39.970 --> 00:28:41.054 align:center I did. 00:28:43.140 --> 00:28:44.183 align:center And... 00:28:45.100 --> 00:28:47.727 align:center They offered me a regular slot. 00:28:47.728 --> 00:28:49.146 align:center That's terrific. 00:28:50.355 --> 00:28:52.273 align:center How did Andy react? He must have been proud. 00:28:52.274 --> 00:28:54.818 align:center I haven't told him. I haven't told anyone. 00:28:55.402 --> 00:29:00.657 align:center Sounds to me like you redirected some powerful emotions into your art 00:29:01.241 --> 00:29:02.659 align:center and were rewarded for it. 00:29:03.285 --> 00:29:05.370 align:center Can you let yourself celebrate that? 00:29:06.330 --> 00:29:09.750 align:center Historically, things don't go so well when I celebrate. 00:29:10.459 --> 00:29:11.919 align:center Let's talk about that. 00:29:14.046 --> 00:29:15.546 align:center Elena picked a target, 00:29:15.547 --> 00:29:18.716 align:center and Héctor came through with our first $5,000 alarm code. 00:29:18.717 --> 00:29:21.261 align:center Nine, six, two, four, two, three. 00:29:22.012 --> 00:29:24.973 align:center Fuck. Come on. Come on. 00:29:28.727 --> 00:29:31.729 align:center - Héctor, my man. - You could sound a little less surprised. 00:29:31.730 --> 00:29:33.941 align:center I'm sorry. It's just a little nerve-racking. 00:29:37.486 --> 00:29:38.945 align:center Elena, is there a dog here? 00:29:38.946 --> 00:29:41.614 align:center Died last month. They made Lorelei handle the burial. 00:29:41.615 --> 00:29:43.074 align:center Thank God. 00:29:43.075 --> 00:29:45.827 align:center I mean, not thank God. That's awful. 00:29:46.370 --> 00:29:48.539 align:center God, handle the burial? 00:29:49.122 --> 00:29:51.333 align:center That's rough. No pun intended. 00:29:53.919 --> 00:29:56.379 align:center How does that compare to what Nick makes you do? 00:29:56.380 --> 00:29:58.714 align:center Nick's easy 'cause he's barely home anymore. 00:29:58.715 --> 00:30:01.176 align:center - Yeah, thanks for that. - Shit. Sorry. 00:30:01.844 --> 00:30:04.220 align:center But isn't this bitter act getting a little old? 00:30:04.221 --> 00:30:06.472 align:center You're telling me you've never cheated on anybody? 00:30:06.473 --> 00:30:08.307 align:center - Never. - Wow. Really? 00:30:08.308 --> 00:30:10.102 align:center You could sound a little less surprised. 00:30:12.062 --> 00:30:13.146 align:center Okay. 00:30:14.648 --> 00:30:15.690 align:center I think I found it. 00:30:15.691 --> 00:30:18.109 align:center Okay, so we're looking for anything Hermès. 00:30:18.110 --> 00:30:20.403 align:center Mrs. Hake's sales associate couldn't or wouldn't 00:30:20.404 --> 00:30:22.405 align:center get her the new season Birkin colorway. 00:30:22.406 --> 00:30:24.490 align:center So she's too offended to wear any of the bags. 00:30:24.491 --> 00:30:26.702 align:center Anything on the island is fair game. 00:30:28.370 --> 00:30:31.455 align:center There's probably a no more obnoxious or coveted status symbol 00:30:31.456 --> 00:30:35.126 align:center than the Hermès Birkin, named after singer/actress Jane Birkin. 00:30:35.127 --> 00:30:38.087 align:center They're handcrafted in France by an elusive cabal of craftsmen 00:30:38.088 --> 00:30:40.882 align:center trained in centuries-old equestrian trade techniques. 00:30:40.883 --> 00:30:42.925 align:center Using only the highest end leather, 00:30:42.926 --> 00:30:45.136 align:center exotic animal skins, stitching, and hardware, 00:30:45.137 --> 00:30:48.265 align:center the Birkin is the crown jewel of any woman's handbag collection. 00:30:48.891 --> 00:30:52.351 align:center The rub is, you can't simply walk into an Hermès boutique and buy one. 00:30:52.352 --> 00:30:54.312 align:center You've got to play the Hermès game, 00:30:54.313 --> 00:30:56.689 align:center which means spending tens of thousands on jewelry 00:30:56.690 --> 00:31:00.067 align:center and accessories, aka Birkin bait, just to get wait-listed 00:31:00.068 --> 00:31:03.071 align:center for the privilege of spending upwards of 50 grand for a bag. 00:31:03.739 --> 00:31:05.239 align:center And you thought hedge funds were-- 00:31:05.240 --> 00:31:07.033 align:center What the fuck is that? 00:31:07.034 --> 00:31:09.785 align:center There's another alarm. Why the fuck is there another alarm? 00:31:09.786 --> 00:31:11.495 align:center - Hello? - Try the house code. 00:31:11.496 --> 00:31:14.373 align:center There's no fucking keypad. Where do I find a keypad? 00:31:14.374 --> 00:31:16.459 align:center - Do you know? - Okay. It's gotta be there somewhere. 00:31:16.460 --> 00:31:19.212 align:center Wait. I got it. Hold on. 00:31:19.213 --> 00:31:20.547 align:center Holy shit. 00:31:22.424 --> 00:31:23.466 align:center Coop? 00:31:23.467 --> 00:31:25.343 align:center It's not working. It's not working. 00:31:25.344 --> 00:31:26.552 align:center Coop. 00:31:26.553 --> 00:31:28.472 align:center - Fuck! It's not-- What do I do? - Get out of there! 00:31:34.061 --> 00:31:36.438 align:center What the fuck kind of security system is this? 00:31:37.523 --> 00:31:39.233 align:center Jesus Christ. 00:31:44.196 --> 00:31:46.447 align:center Coop, where are you? Get out here. 00:31:46.448 --> 00:31:48.449 align:center - Yeah, I don't think I can do that. - Why not? 00:31:48.450 --> 00:31:50.244 align:center 'Cause they got another dog. 00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:53.162 align:center Good dog. 00:31:53.163 --> 00:31:54.872 align:center Hey. 00:31:54.873 --> 00:31:56.041 align:center Hi. 00:31:57.709 --> 00:31:58.877 align:center You want a treat? 00:32:03.674 --> 00:32:04.675 align:center Shit! 00:32:11.974 --> 00:32:13.224 align:center I'm coming out front. 00:32:13.225 --> 00:32:15.268 align:center Do not come out front. Do not go out front. 00:32:15.269 --> 00:32:17.020 align:center I don't really have a choice. 00:32:23.861 --> 00:32:25.571 align:center - Coop? - Leave it. 00:32:28.866 --> 00:32:31.159 align:center Get off! Take the bag. 00:32:37.165 --> 00:32:37.999 align:center Fuck. 00:32:38.000 --> 00:32:40.459 align:center - Where the hell are you? - I'm on the street. 00:32:40.460 --> 00:32:42.504 align:center - Go! Run east. - Which way is east? 00:32:44.339 --> 00:32:46.258 align:center How the fuck am I supposed to know? 00:32:47.384 --> 00:32:49.887 align:center I don't know where I'm going. I don't know where I'm going. 00:32:53.724 --> 00:32:55.601 align:center Tell me where I'm going. 00:33:04.860 --> 00:33:08.113 align:center Coop, there are cops everywhere. Just be careful, okay? 00:33:10.616 --> 00:33:13.869 align:center Shit! Fuck. Okay. Okay. 00:33:35.682 --> 00:33:37.017 align:center My fucking earpiece! 00:33:38.310 --> 00:33:40.561 align:center - I've got eyes on him. - He's out back! Come on. 00:33:40.562 --> 00:33:41.604 align:center Don't move. 00:33:41.605 --> 00:33:42.981 align:center Coop? Coop? 00:33:44.316 --> 00:33:45.942 align:center Answer me if you can hear me. 00:33:45.943 --> 00:33:48.111 align:center Stop! Stop! Stop! 00:33:52.449 --> 00:33:54.701 align:center Coop? Hello? 00:34:04.461 --> 00:34:05.462 align:center Hey. 00:34:07.923 --> 00:34:08.924 align:center Let's go. 00:34:17.431 --> 00:34:19.810 align:center Okay, okay. Turn off the lights. 00:34:20.310 --> 00:34:22.813 align:center Yeah. Okay, turn it off. Turn off the car. 00:34:23.772 --> 00:34:24.898 align:center Shit. 00:34:30.862 --> 00:34:31.863 align:center Holy shit. 00:34:31.864 --> 00:34:33.114 align:center Okay. 00:34:36.326 --> 00:34:37.327 align:center You're okay. 00:34:37.953 --> 00:34:39.329 align:center Where the fuck are we? 00:34:58.056 --> 00:34:59.600 align:center Hey, I need your Airwrap. 00:35:01.894 --> 00:35:04.979 align:center Mom. What, you're not even dressed? 00:35:04.980 --> 00:35:08.525 align:center - People are already here. - I just have to do my makeup. 00:35:17.993 --> 00:35:19.203 align:center So gorgeous. 00:35:21.955 --> 00:35:23.624 align:center Hey, come on. I'll help you. 00:35:24.249 --> 00:35:26.919 align:center - Oh, yeah. Sorry. - Just, like, look at the ceiling. 00:35:27.628 --> 00:35:28.712 align:center Perfect. 00:35:50.359 --> 00:35:51.984 align:center Okay. Please, a little space, please. 00:35:51.985 --> 00:35:53.361 align:center There you are. 00:35:53.362 --> 00:35:54.655 align:center Happy birthday. 00:35:56.323 --> 00:36:00.327 align:center - Happy birthday. - Tori, how are you? You look beautiful. 00:36:01.620 --> 00:36:03.455 align:center - Bar. Now. - Now. 00:36:04.122 --> 00:36:05.999 align:center - But... - You're gonna stay here. 00:36:07.918 --> 00:36:09.335 align:center Hey, Mel. Happy birthday. 00:36:09.336 --> 00:36:10.837 align:center Hi. 00:36:10.838 --> 00:36:12.713 align:center - Wow. - Just, you know... 00:36:12.714 --> 00:36:15.801 align:center What the actual fuck? 00:36:19.763 --> 00:36:20.931 align:center - Babe. - A Meltini. 00:36:21.640 --> 00:36:22.932 align:center Tonight's signature drink. 00:36:22.933 --> 00:36:26.143 align:center Baby, I just really want a vodka martini. Very dirty. 00:36:26.144 --> 00:36:28.230 align:center Yeah, that's what the Meltini is. 00:36:28.814 --> 00:36:30.022 align:center I know what you like, babe. 00:36:30.023 --> 00:36:34.611 align:center Hey, girl. Oh, my God. 00:36:35.153 --> 00:36:37.113 align:center We're both fire signs. 00:36:37.114 --> 00:36:38.531 align:center - Really? - Yeah. 00:36:38.532 --> 00:36:40.324 align:center We're more into enneagrams here. 00:36:40.325 --> 00:36:43.078 align:center - You mean like word games? - Yeah. 00:36:43.662 --> 00:36:45.122 align:center - Yeah, sure. - Yes, words. 00:36:46.582 --> 00:36:48.916 align:center - Wow. I mean... - Okay. 00:36:48.917 --> 00:36:50.084 align:center Hey, Sam. 00:36:50.085 --> 00:36:51.503 align:center Paul. 00:36:52.171 --> 00:36:53.171 align:center Could you give us a minute? 00:36:53.172 --> 00:36:54.590 align:center - I don't think so. - We were here first. 00:36:57.176 --> 00:36:58.176 align:center Did you get my voicemails? 00:36:58.177 --> 00:37:00.178 align:center Anything you have to say can go through our lawyers. 00:37:00.179 --> 00:37:02.180 align:center - God knows we pay them enough. - I pay them enough. 00:37:02.181 --> 00:37:06.100 align:center Well, you can afford it, unless Misty is spending you out of house and home. 00:37:06.101 --> 00:37:08.644 align:center Can you really rack up that much of a tab at Fashion Nova? 00:37:08.645 --> 00:37:10.147 align:center It doesn't have to be like this. 00:37:13.442 --> 00:37:14.734 align:center You should go back up there. 00:37:14.735 --> 00:37:17.237 align:center It looks like they're proofing your girlfriend at the bar. 00:37:21.116 --> 00:37:22.242 align:center Ladies. 00:37:23.035 --> 00:37:24.244 align:center Bye, Paul. 00:37:48.810 --> 00:37:51.270 align:center What the fuck? How did Héctor not know about the second alarm? 00:37:51.271 --> 00:37:53.940 align:center - They gotta be the same company. - He didn't know what he was looking for. 00:37:53.941 --> 00:37:55.483 align:center For five grand, he better fucking know! 00:37:55.484 --> 00:37:57.985 align:center Can you sit down? You're making it worse. 00:37:57.986 --> 00:37:59.570 align:center Where's your first aid kit? 00:37:59.571 --> 00:38:01.907 align:center - I don't have one. - Okay. Do you have vodka? 00:38:02.491 --> 00:38:03.449 align:center In the freezer. 00:38:03.450 --> 00:38:04.450 align:center Give me your phone. 00:38:04.451 --> 00:38:06.577 align:center - I'm gonna order the rest on DoorDash. - Cocksucker. 00:38:06.578 --> 00:38:08.037 align:center Okay. I need your face. 00:38:08.038 --> 00:38:09.122 align:center Thank you. 00:38:15.712 --> 00:38:17.547 align:center Why is Samantha Levitt sending you nudes? 00:38:17.548 --> 00:38:20.092 align:center Oh, my God. It's complicated, okay? 00:38:20.592 --> 00:38:21.801 align:center How do you know Samantha Levitt? 00:38:21.802 --> 00:38:23.970 align:center Why does everybody know everybody in this town? 00:38:23.971 --> 00:38:26.013 align:center Of course, everyone fucking knows everyone. 00:38:26.014 --> 00:38:28.099 align:center Is that why you were fighting with her husband at Nick's? 00:38:28.100 --> 00:38:31.520 align:center No. Paul is just a dick, okay? Can we please drop this? 00:38:35.649 --> 00:38:36.650 align:center Okay. 00:38:38.318 --> 00:38:39.653 align:center - Ready? - Yeah. 00:38:43.282 --> 00:38:46.367 align:center We gotta be more careful. People are gonna hear about this. 00:38:46.368 --> 00:38:48.202 align:center - About you and Sam? - No. 00:38:48.203 --> 00:38:51.455 align:center About me being chased by police and a dog. 00:38:51.456 --> 00:38:53.541 align:center Hey. It'll pass. 00:38:53.542 --> 00:38:54.959 align:center Yeah. 00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:57.712 align:center So this looks more like a scratch than a full-on bite, 00:38:57.713 --> 00:38:59.964 align:center but I would still probably put some antibiotics on it. 00:38:59.965 --> 00:39:02.383 align:center It'll be fine. What are we gonna do about Héctor? 00:39:02.384 --> 00:39:03.718 align:center I'll straighten out Héctor. 00:39:03.719 --> 00:39:05.803 align:center - Okay? - Okay. 00:39:05.804 --> 00:39:10.183 align:center You know what, I'll be fine. I gotta go. I'm gonna be late. 00:39:10.184 --> 00:39:11.976 align:center Late? Late to what? 00:39:11.977 --> 00:39:14.896 align:center Mel's birthday party. I gotta change. 00:39:14.897 --> 00:39:16.023 align:center Are you serious? 00:39:17.774 --> 00:39:19.150 align:center You're a complicated guy, Coop. 00:39:19.151 --> 00:39:21.612 align:center I know. Sometimes I don't understand myself. 00:39:22.237 --> 00:39:24.989 align:center - Another shot for this bad bitch. - Tequila shots. Doubles, please. 00:39:24.990 --> 00:39:27.241 align:center Hey, can we have Don Julio? None of that spring break shit. 00:39:27.242 --> 00:39:28.159 align:center - Uh-uh. - Yeah. 00:39:28.160 --> 00:39:29.827 align:center - Grown-ass adults. - Line 'em up. 00:39:29.828 --> 00:39:32.622 align:center - Strong. - And here we go. 00:39:32.623 --> 00:39:34.665 align:center - Thank you. - Thank you. 00:39:34.666 --> 00:39:37.544 align:center - Happy birthday. - Okay. That's my girl. 00:39:39.421 --> 00:39:40.422 align:center Ali? 00:39:42.090 --> 00:39:43.634 align:center Happy birthday, Melly. 00:39:44.843 --> 00:39:45.927 align:center Thank you for coming. 00:39:45.928 --> 00:39:47.678 align:center Of course. I wouldn't miss it. 00:39:47.679 --> 00:39:49.639 align:center Ali, we haven't seen you in forever. 00:39:49.640 --> 00:39:51.933 align:center You do not age. You look amazing. 00:39:51.934 --> 00:39:54.018 align:center - Well, of course she looks amazing. - Yeah. 00:39:54.019 --> 00:39:56.522 align:center She doesn't have kids sucking the life out of her through her tits. 00:39:57.606 --> 00:40:01.526 align:center I apologize in advance for anything they may say at any point tonight. 00:40:01.527 --> 00:40:03.361 align:center Please don't leave. 00:40:03.362 --> 00:40:05.280 align:center Go fuck yourself, Paul! 00:40:07.574 --> 00:40:08.866 align:center - Fuck you! - Shit. 00:40:08.867 --> 00:40:10.661 align:center Did somebody miss their nap time? 00:40:14.706 --> 00:40:16.083 align:center - Okay, let's dance. - Okay. 00:40:16.834 --> 00:40:19.753 align:center Mel, come on. Birthday girl dance. Birthday girl dance. 00:40:42.860 --> 00:40:43.861 align:center Hey, sir. 00:41:05.632 --> 00:41:06.841 align:center Hi, Coop. 00:41:06.842 --> 00:41:08.259 align:center Coop, what's up? 00:41:08.260 --> 00:41:09.928 align:center - Hi, Coop. - Hey. 00:41:10.470 --> 00:41:11.471 align:center Sorry. 00:41:12.222 --> 00:41:14.807 align:center Hey, Kat. How are you? 00:41:14.808 --> 00:41:16.101 align:center Looking good. 00:41:28.947 --> 00:41:30.157 align:center That was quite a picture. 00:41:32.367 --> 00:41:33.576 align:center Are you gonna do something about it? 00:41:33.577 --> 00:41:34.660 align:center I got out of bed, didn't I? 00:41:34.661 --> 00:41:36.872 align:center You've been spending a lot of time in bed recently. 00:41:38.498 --> 00:41:40.124 align:center Okay, is this about the girl? 00:41:40.125 --> 00:41:42.543 align:center Wow. Nailed it on your first try. 00:41:42.544 --> 00:41:44.545 align:center - And they say men are obtuse. - Sam... 00:41:44.546 --> 00:41:46.756 align:center I just thought you were better than that. 00:41:46.757 --> 00:41:48.508 align:center Well, better than Paul, at least. 00:41:48.509 --> 00:41:50.718 align:center Though, I have to admit, it's not a very high bar. 00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:53.679 align:center Okay. She was a former colleague. 00:41:53.680 --> 00:41:55.640 align:center She came by to drop some things off at the house. 00:41:55.641 --> 00:41:57.183 align:center She never even came inside. 00:41:57.184 --> 00:42:00.020 align:center She kissed you like someone who's fucked you. 00:42:00.771 --> 00:42:04.816 align:center Well, maybe some women just kiss that way. 00:42:20.499 --> 00:42:24.043 align:center There you are. Tori, can I get you over here for a minute? 00:42:24.044 --> 00:42:26.546 align:center - Why? - Nick wants a family photo. 00:42:26.547 --> 00:42:28.006 align:center I'm not his family. 00:42:31.885 --> 00:42:33.762 align:center That's what I'm talking about. 00:42:34.388 --> 00:42:35.513 align:center That wasn't for you. 00:42:35.514 --> 00:42:36.974 align:center Well, I'm gonna pretend it was. 00:42:40.143 --> 00:42:42.061 align:center - You're late. - Yes. I'm sorry. 00:42:42.062 --> 00:42:44.356 align:center Cut me some slack, please. Will you? 00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:47.568 align:center What? 00:42:49.194 --> 00:42:51.445 align:center Okay, are you gonna tell me what's wrong or are you gonna stand there 00:42:51.446 --> 00:42:54.116 align:center - with your arms crossed? - Dad, all you get is slack. 00:42:54.908 --> 00:42:58.119 align:center Slack to be a shitty dad, husband, whatever, with no consequences. 00:42:58.120 --> 00:42:59.204 align:center Excuse me. 00:42:59.872 --> 00:43:01.957 align:center My life is one big consequence. 00:43:03.292 --> 00:43:05.960 align:center See, you want me to feel bad for you when this is all your fault. 00:43:05.961 --> 00:43:09.046 align:center Hey, for the record, I didn't choose any of this. 00:43:09.047 --> 00:43:10.716 align:center Okay, but you didn't fight, Dad. 00:43:11.466 --> 00:43:14.302 align:center It was your job to fight for Mom, for us. 00:43:14.303 --> 00:43:17.139 align:center Okay? You were the only one who could, and you just walked away. 00:43:19.224 --> 00:43:21.602 align:center Well, it was a little more complicated than that. 00:43:22.352 --> 00:43:24.645 align:center Right. And you made leaving look pretty fucking simple. 00:43:24.646 --> 00:43:26.898 align:center Hey, hey, hey. 00:43:26.899 --> 00:43:28.441 align:center - Jake. - Hey. I got this, Mr. Cooper. 00:43:28.442 --> 00:43:30.109 align:center - I know. Can you do me a favor? - Yeah. 00:43:30.110 --> 00:43:31.653 align:center Get the fuck out of my way. 00:43:32.154 --> 00:43:33.322 align:center Sure thing. 00:43:33.906 --> 00:43:34.948 align:center Hey. 00:43:48.921 --> 00:43:51.006 align:center - Hey. - Hey. You came. 00:43:51.798 --> 00:43:54.675 align:center Yeah. Just in time to get my ass handed to me by our daughter. 00:43:54.676 --> 00:43:57.261 align:center Well, I got a pass tonight. 00:43:57.262 --> 00:43:58.346 align:center For my birthday. 00:43:58.347 --> 00:44:00.307 align:center Well, happy birthday, Mel. 00:44:03.060 --> 00:44:05.062 align:center Wow. You went all out. 00:44:05.729 --> 00:44:06.563 align:center It's all right. 00:44:07.105 --> 00:44:10.025 align:center Hello, hello. Testing. 00:44:11.109 --> 00:44:12.319 align:center - That's my cue. - Hello. 00:44:14.238 --> 00:44:16.197 align:center Yeah, you can hear me. Okay, good. 00:44:16.198 --> 00:44:18.116 align:center - Where is Mel? - Hey. 00:44:20.035 --> 00:44:22.663 align:center Where are you, Mel? There you go. 00:44:24.831 --> 00:44:27.250 align:center Come on, baby. I want you next to me for this. 00:44:27.251 --> 00:44:29.086 align:center Pretty please. 00:44:32.506 --> 00:44:34.590 align:center Come on. Come on. 00:44:34.591 --> 00:44:36.676 align:center Come on. Just let him do it. 00:44:36.677 --> 00:44:38.595 align:center You got it, you got it, you got it. Come on. 00:44:41.890 --> 00:44:46.227 align:center Yeah! Happy birthday! 00:44:46.228 --> 00:44:48.521 align:center Yes. You're walking up here. 00:44:48.522 --> 00:44:50.022 align:center Happy birthday! 00:44:50.023 --> 00:44:51.232 align:center I got you a drink. 00:44:51.233 --> 00:44:53.777 align:center Oh, my Mel. Thank you. 00:44:54.611 --> 00:44:56.697 align:center I know you didn't want this party, but... 00:44:57.447 --> 00:45:01.076 align:center how could I not spoil you? I mean, look at you. 00:45:03.871 --> 00:45:05.956 align:center Don't you hit me. It's true, right? 00:45:07.291 --> 00:45:09.751 align:center You teach me something new every day. 00:45:10.294 --> 00:45:13.462 align:center I'm my best self when I'm with you because I want to be better for you. 00:45:13.463 --> 00:45:16.090 align:center You guide me through space and time. 00:45:16.091 --> 00:45:18.426 align:center You speak to my soul. 00:45:18.427 --> 00:45:20.345 align:center I love you, babe. 00:45:21.346 --> 00:45:22.347 align:center Sir. 00:45:23.724 --> 00:45:24.766 align:center Thank you. 00:45:25.559 --> 00:45:30.355 align:center So everyone, raise your Meltinis for the birthday girl. 00:45:38.697 --> 00:45:40.323 align:center Why don't you say something? 00:45:40.324 --> 00:45:41.450 align:center A little something. 00:46:06.934 --> 00:46:08.601 align:center Can you grab a guitar for me inside? 00:46:08.602 --> 00:46:09.686 align:center Got it. 00:46:15.192 --> 00:46:20.030 align:center Sorry. I am one of those people that needs to fill every awkward silence. 00:46:20.614 --> 00:46:22.031 align:center That was beautiful, Nick. 00:46:22.032 --> 00:46:25.368 align:center Literal tears. Yeah. 00:46:25.369 --> 00:46:28.704 align:center Clearly an emotional moment for all of us. 00:46:28.705 --> 00:46:32.459 align:center Give a round of applause to Nick! Yeah. 00:46:34.294 --> 00:46:39.591 align:center Nick. Strong Ass Gym. 00:46:40.259 --> 00:46:42.677 align:center That's a very tough act to follow. 00:46:42.678 --> 00:46:46.305 align:center But I'm just gonna steal this stool here from the... 00:46:46.306 --> 00:46:49.560 align:center Sorry, from the DJ. So... 00:46:52.479 --> 00:46:54.313 align:center I would like to... 00:46:54.314 --> 00:46:59.361 align:center I would love to play a song in honor of the birthday girl. 00:47:01.196 --> 00:47:02.030 align:center Yeah. 00:47:02.531 --> 00:47:03.407 align:center And... 00:47:04.366 --> 00:47:08.954 align:center I will be playing weeknights at the Tap Alehouse if you are so inclined. 00:47:15.627 --> 00:47:16.753 align:center Here we go. 00:47:20.257 --> 00:47:21.842 align:center I have a picture 00:47:22.467 --> 00:47:24.969 align:center I love this song. 00:47:24.970 --> 00:47:27.472 align:center Pinned to my wall 00:47:28.140 --> 00:47:31.100 align:center An image of you and of me 00:47:31.101 --> 00:47:36.523 align:center And we're laughing We're loving it all 00:47:38.984 --> 00:47:41.987 align:center But look at our lives now 00:47:43.530 --> 00:47:45.949 align:center All tattered and torn 00:47:48.035 --> 00:47:52.288 align:center We fuss and we fight And delight in the tears 00:47:52.289 --> 00:47:55.375 align:center That we cry until dawn 00:47:56.668 --> 00:47:57.710 align:center Oh, whoa 00:47:57.711 --> 00:48:02.089 align:center Hold me now, whoa 00:48:02.090 --> 00:48:04.760 align:center Warm my heart 00:48:06.345 --> 00:48:08.597 align:center Stay with me 00:48:10.140 --> 00:48:15.103 align:center Let loving start Let loving start... 00:48:30.744 --> 00:48:33.372 align:center - What happened to your leg? - What happened to your speech? 00:48:33.997 --> 00:48:35.749 align:center Don't fuck with me right now. 00:48:38.293 --> 00:48:39.253 align:center Hey. 00:48:41.964 --> 00:48:42.881 align:center You okay? 00:48:48.554 --> 00:48:50.389 align:center Eighteen years of marriage... 00:48:51.765 --> 00:48:53.475 align:center you never once asked me that. 00:48:55.143 --> 00:48:58.856 align:center Well, for what it's worth, I wish I had. 00:49:11.034 --> 00:49:12.452 align:center Where did you get that? 00:49:13.370 --> 00:49:15.539 align:center They sell these at stores now. 00:49:16.373 --> 00:49:19.500 align:center But this I happened to get in Hunter's room. 00:49:19.501 --> 00:49:20.919 align:center Well, great. 00:49:22.296 --> 00:49:23.838 align:center Please. Don't worry about him now. 00:49:23.839 --> 00:49:25.548 align:center Worry about him when he gets better at hiding it. 00:49:25.549 --> 00:49:26.674 align:center Tell that to your mother. 00:49:26.675 --> 00:49:30.012 align:center She chewed me out in the supermarket the other day for being a bad parent. 00:49:30.888 --> 00:49:34.308 align:center I think that's just her way of saying she misses you. 00:49:35.392 --> 00:49:36.977 align:center Maybe she's right. 00:49:38.937 --> 00:49:40.688 align:center Maybe we are fucking up our kids. 00:49:40.689 --> 00:49:43.941 align:center Well, she would know. She set the industry standard of terrible parenting. 00:49:43.942 --> 00:49:45.194 align:center Coop! 00:49:45.694 --> 00:49:46.528 align:center Okay. 00:49:47.779 --> 00:49:49.447 align:center Maybe we are fucking them up. 00:49:49.448 --> 00:49:52.659 align:center But please, give yourself a break. 00:49:54.620 --> 00:49:59.458 align:center Whatever we have done to them started way before the divorce, so... 00:50:14.681 --> 00:50:17.142 align:center To answer your question, I'm not okay. 00:50:20.229 --> 00:50:21.939 align:center Nothing feels real to me anymore. 00:50:25.234 --> 00:50:27.528 align:center I'm numb all the time. 00:50:29.738 --> 00:50:32.365 align:center I miss moments I can't ever get back every day. 00:50:32.366 --> 00:50:34.034 align:center Moments with the kids... 00:50:36.119 --> 00:50:40.082 align:center with my patients. My God. I'm a terrible fucking therapist right now. 00:50:40.958 --> 00:50:42.291 align:center You're not a terrible therapist. 00:50:42.292 --> 00:50:44.628 align:center No, no. Trust me. You're not there. 00:50:45.546 --> 00:50:49.174 align:center Maybe it's not enough I fuck up our kids, I gotta fuck up everybody else's kids too. 00:50:49.842 --> 00:50:51.385 align:center It's good to have goals. 00:51:01.520 --> 00:51:03.563 align:center It feels like I've been angry for so long. 00:51:03.564 --> 00:51:08.861 align:center I thought I was angry at you, but now you're gone, I'm still so angry. 00:51:12.447 --> 00:51:14.366 align:center I'm just fucked up. 00:51:17.619 --> 00:51:18.745 align:center You hide it very well. 00:51:31.049 --> 00:51:33.969 align:center You ask if I love you 00:51:35.512 --> 00:51:39.057 align:center Well, what could I say? 00:51:40.642 --> 00:51:45.479 align:center You know that I do And this is just one 00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:49.484 align:center Of those games that you play 00:51:50.110 --> 00:51:55.032 align:center So, I'll sing you a new song 00:51:55.908 --> 00:51:59.036 align:center Please don't cry anymore 00:52:01.038 --> 00:52:05.374 align:center I'll even ask your forgiveness Though I don't know 00:52:05.375 --> 00:52:09.795 align:center Just what I'm asking it for 00:52:09.796 --> 00:52:11.672 align:center Whoa 00:52:11.673 --> 00:52:17.136 align:center And hold me now, whoa 00:52:17.137 --> 00:52:19.890 align:center Warm my heart 00:52:22.267 --> 00:52:26.437 align:center Stay with me 00:52:26.438 --> 00:52:31.734 align:center Let loving start Let loving start 00:52:31.735 --> 00:52:33.027 align:center Whoa 00:52:33.028 --> 00:52:37.532 align:center Hold me now, whoa 00:52:37.533 --> 00:52:39.826 align:center Warm my heart 00:52:42.663 --> 00:52:46.874 align:center Stay with me 00:52:46.875 --> 00:52:51.880 align:center Let loving start Let loving start... 00:52:53.090 --> 00:52:54.842 align:center Hi. 00:53:04.142 --> 00:53:05.143 align:center Damn it. 00:53:11.066 --> 00:53:13.652 align:center - Probably should get that fixed. - It's on the list. 00:53:18.657 --> 00:53:21.076 align:center Warm my heart 00:53:23.245 --> 00:53:26.081 align:center Stay with me 00:53:27.916 --> 00:53:32.920 align:center Let loving start Let loving start 00:53:32.921 --> 00:53:37.176 align:center Whoa