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What's all this?
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I'm just trying to earn my keep.
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Think you already did that.
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Come here, beautiful.
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Let's go.
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Hang on, Tor. I made you a plate.
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Don't call me Tor, Nicky.
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- Hey.
- My bad.
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Tori.
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But look, you're an athlete. You need
to up your protein to build more muscle.
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...8 grams per pound.
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This right here is
the breakfast of champions.
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That's not breakfast.
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It's a metaphor.
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Phil, I understand the overages, okay.
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But how the fuck is landscaping
costing me another 60 grand?
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Your wife asked us to level
the back and add some trees.
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- It'll give you lots of shade.
- Grace.
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- Grace!
- Kind of busy here, babe.
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Can we cancel the trees?
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- Hey, Phil!
- Truck's already here.
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- Truck's already here.
- Phil.
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- Yeah?
- They need you on the rig.
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Hey, you know there's
a ton of trees out there, right?
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Yeah, they'll give us a lot of shade.
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Hey. About these trees...
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Yeah, we need the shade.
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- But do we?
- Sorry, we're running late.
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- Okay. Have a great day.
- Bye. I-- Bye, girls. Bye.
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- Come on. Let's go.
- Bye.
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- Hey, Coop.
- Hey. Bye.
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You walk or drive?
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I walked. You told me to walk.
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Right. We're taking my car.
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Jesus, Barney. Is that the Spectre?
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Special edition. All electric.
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Grace bought it for me a few weeks ago.
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A birthday gift.
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- Well, that was nice of her.
- Oh, no.
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It's brinksmanship.
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See, I can't come down on her
about her spending
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if I'm driving a fucking Rolls.
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Oh, come on. You love it.
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It is a hell of a car.
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It is so choice.
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I'm driving.
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Sure.
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What the fuck?
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So where are we going anyway?
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We are going to see a lawyer.
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Barney, I can't sue Bailey Russell.
They'll squash me like a bug.
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I'm sorry. I should have been more clear.
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We are going to see Rick Massiello.
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You got an appointment with Massey?
How'd you get an appointment with Massey?
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It doesn't matter.
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Point is, as soon as Bailey
hears his name, they'll settle.
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The last thing Jack wants
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is Massey putting on a big show
and rattling his investors.
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He will be expensive.
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Well, he'll do it on contingency.
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- He told you that?
- Not as such, but you'll convince him.
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- He's gonna take half.
- Probably.
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But that other half is a lot more
than you have now.
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You have bills to pay, my friend.
Starting with mine.
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Nick Brandes.
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Nick! Hey.
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What's good, Barney?
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Just checking in
on that "refi" for the gym.
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Dobbs is saying we can fund
the next two locations
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without liquidating
any of my market positions.
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Yeah. Hey, sorry, Nick.
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I'm in the car with Coop.
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- I'm on speaker?
- Yeah.
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Hey. What's up, Coop?
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You guys know the women have
that self-defense thing tonight?
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- Is that tonight?
- That's what I'm told.
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We're all bachelors tonight, fellas.
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So I'm gonna get some meat and booze
and have everyone over to hang.
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- You guys in?
- Sounds good.
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Yes, sir. What about you, Coop?
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Hard pass, Nick.
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Yeah. Well, the invitation stands
if you change your mind.
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Yeah, I won't. But thanks.
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Well, I'm gonna hang up
before this gets awkward.
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- See you tonight, Nick.
- All right, Barney.
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Hit me back about the "refi."
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- What?
- What happened to team Coop?
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You told me there are no teams.
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But if there were, obviously I'm on yours.
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- Fuck Nick.
- But you'll go over to his house.
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The man throws a good party.
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You should go.
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You shouldn't.
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Well, as of a few days ago
Nick is my biggest client,
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so my hands are tied.
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Wow.
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Shame if something happened to this car.
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Do not even joke about that.
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You can't win.
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I just gotta say that up front.
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You're a smart guy, Coop. You know you
can't go the distance with these guys.
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Well, thanks for your time.
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Good news is you don't have to win.
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You just gotta get past summary judgment
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at which point
Bailey will start making offers.
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Then it becomes a negotiation.
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And I'm a great fucking negotiator.
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Will you do it on contingency?
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No.
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I gotta charge you full freight
on this one, pal.
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Retainer's 200K. This could take a while.
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What's a while? Three months? Six months?
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Two, three years.
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- Jesus.
- Yeah. Southern District.
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It is what it is.
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Sure you got the money for this fight?
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He does.
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All right.
Look, I gotta get back to court.
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Enjoy your coffee. On me, huh?
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So you're taking the case?
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Well, I'm gonna mull it over.
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Check the schedule.
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I'll be in touch, okay?
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- Two to three years?
- He's managing expectations.
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I can't afford him.
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Look, pay the retainer and just watch
the dominoes start to fall.
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You are being
uncharacteristically optimistic.
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You've seen what's happening at my house.
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Optimism is the only option.
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Come on.
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Let's go get some real coffee.
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You're buying.
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You got carpet moths.
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- Carpet moths?
- Yeah.
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They lay their eggs in your rugs.
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I found larvae in pretty much
every room here.
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Jesus.
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It's a good thing
you called me when you did
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otherwise you'd have colonies here.
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- Can you get rid of them?
- Yeah.
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It'll take a few treatments,
maybe three over the next month.
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It'll cost you $9,000.
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- $9000?
- Yeah.
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Ten-five if you wanna go
with the nontoxic chemicals.
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And I'll have to take that wall
in the back of your closet down.
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And that one, at a minimum.
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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
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Look, they're in there
and they're spreading.
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First generation, best I can tell,
but if you don't get rid of them now,
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you're gonna have colonies
behind every wall in here.
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And you'll never get rid of them.
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When can you start?
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I can have a crew here
in a couple of days.
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- Thanks for the ride, Barney.
- My pleasure.
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Hey!
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Coop.
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Come to Nick's tonight.
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Come on. You could stand
to have a little fun.
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It's been over a year.
Maybe it's time to let this one go.
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He slept with my wife.
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That's true, but it's
a little reductive, isn't it?
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Look, I'm not saying Nick didn't fuck up.
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He fucked up. She fucked up.
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But maybe you fucked up too, right?
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A little bit?
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Marriages are complicated.
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So you're saying it's my fault?
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I'm saying it doesn't matter
whose fault it is.
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We're all gonna be here
for the foreseeable future.
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Do yourself a favor and get over it.
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Would you?
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I would pretend to.
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Well, I got my kids tonight, so...
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Okay. Fair enough.
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I'll see you later, Barney.
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See you, Coop.
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Oh, my God. She's so sweet.
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Esti? She's a little demon.
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She looks like an angel.
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That's how she gets you.
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She's an evil genius.
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Hey, Andy. Your friend is here.
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Hello, Coop.
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What are you doing here?
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I was in the neighborhood.
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- In this neighborhood?
- Figured I'd stop by.
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See if you still wanted to do business.
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Well, I am going to hit the shower
and leave you to your business.
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It was so nice to meet you, Lu.
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You too, Ali.
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Break a leg tonight.
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Thank you.
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Nice girl, your sister.
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What are you doing in my house?
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I came for the watch.
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Thought you said you couldn't move it.
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I had to be sure you weren't a cop.
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So I looked into you.
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You looked into me?
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Rich guy loses his big job
with his big hedge fund.
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Suddenly has big liquidity problems.
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You could have sold your Maserati,
but what would the neighbors think
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if Andrew Cooper
was suddenly driving a C-Class?
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So, the Princeton finance superstar
turns to petty crime.
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You have no idea
what you're talking about.
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The Richard Mille watch.
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It isn't yours,
but it came from this neighborhood.
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Bradley Sperling.
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Couple of streets over from here.
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It took me one phone call to trace
the serial number on the watch,
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find out who bought it
and where they live.
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Nothing so dangerous as someone
who doesn't know what they don't know.
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Am I right?
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But what you do know is
I know where you live.
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I know where your family lives.
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Are you threatening me?
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Don't think of it as a threat.
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It's more of a contract really,
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that says if you get caught
you won't talk about your new friend, Lu.
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And if you do, there will be penalties.
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Honor among thieves.
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I'm not a thief.
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I don't know what you are yet.
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I think maybe you don't either.
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Now why don't you go get that watch?
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I can't talk to you.
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Why do you keep sending me to voicemail?
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It's more polite than hanging up on you.
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- Is it?
- Which I'm gonna do now.
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Jack's gonna ask you
to come to his office tomorrow.
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He's gonna tell you I hired Massey.
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Shit, Coop.
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Jack fucked me, Liv. You know he did.
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Massey will drag me into it.
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My name will be in the papers.
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I'm not gonna let that happen,
but you will be deposed.
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I'll be the whore in the story.
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- Jack's gonna tell you to lie.
- And you're telling me not to.
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I'm asking you to do what's right.
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He took everything from me, Liv.
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And now you're gonna do that to me.
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This isn't about you.
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Yeah, the hell it isn't.
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I'm hanging up now.
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Liv. Ple...
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God. Fuck.
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- Hi, guys.
- Hey, Dad.
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- Hey, Dad.
- How was school?
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Same old, same old.
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- Smells good.
- Yeah, I'm making pasta.
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I'm going out with Jake.
I thought I texted you.
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No, you...
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You did. Okay.
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I just came to drop my stuff off.
00:13:11.041 --> 00:13:14.043 align:center
She's taking me to Scott's so
we can squeeze in a quick sound check.
00:13:14.044 --> 00:13:15.545 align:center
Who's Scott?
00:13:15.546 --> 00:13:16.755 align:center
McGregor.
00:13:17.422 --> 00:13:18.965 align:center
We're playing at a party later tonight.
00:13:18.966 --> 00:13:20.425 align:center
You don't remember?
00:13:21.009 --> 00:13:23.803 align:center
Okay. Right. So no dinner?
00:13:23.804 --> 00:13:26.305 align:center
- All right. Okay, let's go.
- I can eat leftovers later.
00:13:26.306 --> 00:13:27.640 align:center
Hold on.
00:13:27.641 --> 00:13:29.851 align:center
When are you guys planning on coming home?
00:13:29.852 --> 00:13:30.935 align:center
By 11:00 or 12:00.
00:13:30.936 --> 00:13:32.020 align:center
Yeah, same.
00:13:32.646 --> 00:13:34.398 align:center
You know you both have school tomorrow?
00:13:36.108 --> 00:13:37.108 align:center
That's true.
00:13:37.109 --> 00:13:38.568 align:center
We do. Yeah, he's right.
00:13:38.569 --> 00:13:39.735 align:center
Solid parenting, Dad.
00:13:39.736 --> 00:13:40.988 align:center
Come on.
00:13:50.497 --> 00:13:51.664 align:center
Jesus.
00:13:51.665 --> 00:13:53.082 align:center
Hey.
00:13:53.083 --> 00:13:54.751 align:center
I didn't know you were still here.
00:13:55.627 --> 00:13:57.545 align:center
What are you doing?
Sit down. Have a drink.
00:13:57.546 --> 00:13:59.964 align:center
Watch Belgium's finest.
00:13:59.965 --> 00:14:02.425 align:center
Can't. I got a gig.
00:14:02.426 --> 00:14:03.510 align:center
Again?
00:14:04.094 --> 00:14:05.553 align:center
Don't act so surprised.
00:14:05.554 --> 00:14:07.805 align:center
Well, I'll get cleaned up.
00:14:07.806 --> 00:14:08.891 align:center
I'll come listen.
00:14:09.558 --> 00:14:12.686 align:center
You'll just kill the vibe
and make me nervous.
00:14:13.353 --> 00:14:14.354 align:center
Okay.
00:14:15.355 --> 00:14:16.480 align:center
Where are the kids?
00:14:16.481 --> 00:14:17.481 align:center
Blowing me off.
00:14:17.482 --> 00:14:18.983 align:center
I'm sorry, Andy.
00:14:18.984 --> 00:14:21.027 align:center
- I wish I could stay, but--
- Hey, I'm fine.
00:14:21.028 --> 00:14:23.112 align:center
Please. Do your thing.
00:14:23.113 --> 00:14:25.448 align:center
I hate to leave you like this.
00:14:25.449 --> 00:14:26.532 align:center
Like what?
00:14:26.533 --> 00:14:30.579 align:center
I've got pasta, scotch,
Jean-Claude Van Damme.
00:14:31.914 --> 00:14:33.080 align:center
It's very exciting.
00:14:33.081 --> 00:14:35.416 align:center
Okay. Well, I'll see you later.
00:14:35.417 --> 00:14:36.667 align:center
- Bye!
- Bye.
00:14:36.668 --> 00:14:38.753 align:center
Bye.
00:14:38.754 --> 00:14:40.087 align:center
- Break a leg.
- Thank you.
00:14:40.088 --> 00:14:41.840 align:center
- You look very nice.
- Thank you very much.
00:14:50.557 --> 00:14:51.974 align:center
- Hey.
- Hey.
00:14:51.975 --> 00:14:54.101 align:center
House is empty. You wanna come over?
00:14:54.102 --> 00:14:55.978 align:center
I can't. I've got that self-defense thing.
00:14:55.979 --> 00:14:57.064 align:center
Jesus. You too?
00:14:57.856 --> 00:14:59.357 align:center
A woman's gotta know how to fight back.
00:14:59.358 --> 00:15:01.567 align:center
Against who exactly?
00:15:01.568 --> 00:15:02.652 align:center
No idea,
00:15:02.653 --> 00:15:04.988 align:center
- but I'll be ready when they come.
- Sam, wait up.
00:15:05.739 --> 00:15:06.781 align:center
Hey, I gotta go.
00:15:06.782 --> 00:15:08.450 align:center
- Call me later?
- Yeah.
00:15:19.378 --> 00:15:22.463 align:center
Everyone I knew was out that night
and lately it seemed that loneliness
00:15:22.464 --> 00:15:25.007 align:center
was all it took to turn
a bad idea into a good one.
00:15:25.008 --> 00:15:26.510 align:center
Fuck it.
00:15:29.263 --> 00:15:31.055 align:center
- Hey.
- So you saw it, right?
00:15:31.056 --> 00:15:34.059 align:center
- Did you go?
- Yeah, I did.
00:15:34.977 --> 00:15:36.185 align:center
- Hi.
- Hey.
00:15:36.186 --> 00:15:38.145 align:center
- Hey, girls.
- Hey.
00:15:38.146 --> 00:15:40.523 align:center
- Great turnout.
- Thank you. Who knew?
00:15:40.524 --> 00:15:41.941 align:center
I think they like the excuse
00:15:41.942 --> 00:15:43.776 align:center
to come in
and steal your decorating ideas.
00:15:43.777 --> 00:15:45.486 align:center
Place looks great, by the way.
00:15:45.487 --> 00:15:48.114 align:center
Really?
I was thinking about doing a refresh.
00:15:48.115 --> 00:15:50.199 align:center
Oh, whatever.
00:15:50.200 --> 00:15:52.703 align:center
Those are pot brownies.
I'd wait till later.
00:15:53.328 --> 00:15:54.538 align:center
Are they gluten-free?
00:15:55.205 --> 00:15:56.874 align:center
- Obviously.
- Well, okay then.
00:15:59.418 --> 00:16:01.502 align:center
Okay, ladies!
00:16:01.503 --> 00:16:03.297 align:center
Who wants to get raped?
00:16:06.383 --> 00:16:08.509 align:center
That is the right answer.
00:16:08.510 --> 00:16:11.305 align:center
So put down your canapés
and let's get serious.
00:16:15.559 --> 00:16:18.394 align:center
All the wives were at Maggie
and Suzanne's for drunken kung fu,
00:16:18.395 --> 00:16:20.354 align:center
and the husbands
were all getting loaded at Nick's,
00:16:20.355 --> 00:16:23.150 align:center
which meant I had my choice
of empty houses.
00:16:25.444 --> 00:16:26.611 align:center
Back when Mel and I were married,
00:16:26.612 --> 00:16:29.740 align:center
we never said no
to a dinner invitation from the Resnicks.
00:16:31.325 --> 00:16:35.162 align:center
Dom was a professional chef
and the meals were always first-rate.
00:16:37.706 --> 00:16:39.374 align:center
Front door open.
00:16:41.919 --> 00:16:43.127 align:center
Secure.
00:16:43.128 --> 00:16:45.922 align:center
Kat Resnick was one of the most
sought-after criminal defense attorneys
00:16:45.923 --> 00:16:47.298 align:center
in Manhattan.
00:16:47.299 --> 00:16:50.260 align:center
At two grand an hour, she was supposed
to be a real shark in the courtroom.
00:16:52.429 --> 00:16:54.723 align:center
She was also supposed
to be out for the evening.
00:16:55.557 --> 00:16:56.600 align:center
And that...
00:16:57.559 --> 00:16:59.228 align:center
that was not Dom.
00:17:40.102 --> 00:17:41.979 align:center
The kid was Blake Farkas,
00:17:42.980 --> 00:17:45.356 align:center
a year ahead of Tori
and, from what I could recall,
00:17:45.357 --> 00:17:47.025 align:center
dating Kat's daughter, Alyssa.
00:18:02.958 --> 00:18:05.501 align:center
Domaine D'Auvenay
Chevalier-Montrachet Grand Cru.
00:18:05.502 --> 00:18:07.337 align:center
2013 vintage.
00:18:11.508 --> 00:18:16.262 align:center
The brainchild of Lalou Bize-Leroy,
aka the Queen of Burgundy.
00:18:16.263 --> 00:18:18.681 align:center
A pioneer in biodynamic winemaking,
00:18:18.682 --> 00:18:20.600 align:center
she was known
to treat her vines in Saint-Roman
00:18:20.601 --> 00:18:22.895 align:center
as living beings
with their own personalities.
00:18:23.979 --> 00:18:25.813 align:center
This was the exact sort
of curated horseshit
00:18:25.814 --> 00:18:27.231 align:center
that pretentious oenophiles love,
00:18:27.232 --> 00:18:30.359 align:center
and let's face it,
are there any unpretentious oenophiles?
00:18:30.360 --> 00:18:34.864 align:center
Which is why they're more than happy
to fork out 32 grand a bottle for it.
00:18:34.865 --> 00:18:37.825 align:center
At that price point,
maybe tonight wasn't a total loss.
00:18:37.826 --> 00:18:39.745 align:center
As long as I could find a way out of here.
00:19:14.071 --> 00:19:15.989 align:center
Oh, my God.
00:19:20.410 --> 00:19:21.662 align:center
Coop.
00:19:23.205 --> 00:19:25.706 align:center
- Yes.
- Coop, where the hell are you?
00:19:25.707 --> 00:19:26.791 align:center
Out.
00:19:26.792 --> 00:19:28.668 align:center
Everyone's at Nick's.
00:19:28.669 --> 00:19:29.752 align:center
You gotta come over.
00:19:29.753 --> 00:19:31.546 align:center
We talked about this.
00:19:31.547 --> 00:19:33.381 align:center
Yeah, but that was when I was sober.
00:19:33.382 --> 00:19:36.008 align:center
Like, just... Come on.
What are you gonna do?
00:19:36.009 --> 00:19:39.804 align:center
You're gonna go home and throw yourself
another pity party in your empty house?
00:19:39.805 --> 00:19:41.430 align:center
I'm depressed just thinking about it.
00:19:41.431 --> 00:19:43.432 align:center
Look, just come over for me, okay?
00:19:43.433 --> 00:19:44.518 align:center
Come over. Come...
00:19:48.063 --> 00:19:50.440 align:center
There is no way in hell
I am coming over there.
00:19:52.901 --> 00:19:54.570 align:center
- Mr. Cooper.
- Elena.
00:19:55.404 --> 00:19:56.404 align:center
Surprised to see me?
00:19:56.405 --> 00:19:57.489 align:center
Yes.
00:19:58.615 --> 00:20:00.116 align:center
Sorry. I mean... no.
00:20:00.117 --> 00:20:01.952 align:center
I didn't know you were coming.
00:20:03.287 --> 00:20:04.537 align:center
They're downstairs.
00:20:04.538 --> 00:20:05.956 align:center
Great. Thanks.
00:20:29.229 --> 00:20:30.229 align:center
Twenty-two.
00:20:30.230 --> 00:20:32.398 align:center
Get one of these now.
00:20:32.399 --> 00:20:34.692 align:center
Because once this baby
hits the market, it'll be too late.
00:20:34.693 --> 00:20:36.445 align:center
I shit you not.
00:20:39.489 --> 00:20:41.950 align:center
I'm telling you,
this is tomorrow's toilet.
00:20:42.451 --> 00:20:44.619 align:center
It's eco-friendly,
will take your temperature,
00:20:44.620 --> 00:20:47.872 align:center
check your levels and clean your ass
and balls every time you go.
00:20:47.873 --> 00:20:49.374 align:center
Yeah, you too, Jules.
00:20:50.667 --> 00:20:53.753 align:center
It's got Bluetooth and Wi-Fi,
so you can play your music.
00:20:53.754 --> 00:20:58.674 align:center
And it can e-mail urine test results
right to your doctor.
00:20:58.675 --> 00:21:00.885 align:center
So the government can spy
on your piss and shit.
00:21:00.886 --> 00:21:02.220 align:center
I got nothing to hide.
00:21:02.221 --> 00:21:03.346 align:center
Okay, fine. I do.
00:21:03.347 --> 00:21:05.556 align:center
I partnered with Luxos MT.
00:21:05.557 --> 00:21:07.642 align:center
These are going retail for 30 grand
00:21:07.643 --> 00:21:10.019 align:center
and I'm in for 20%
without spending a dime.
00:21:10.020 --> 00:21:11.897 align:center
I'm telling you, man, this...
00:21:12.481 --> 00:21:14.774 align:center
This is gonna be my George Foreman grill.
00:21:14.775 --> 00:21:16.609 align:center
For that price,
it'd better cook your meat.
00:21:16.610 --> 00:21:17.985 align:center
And give you head.
00:21:17.986 --> 00:21:19.445 align:center
Kat's not doing that for you?
00:21:19.446 --> 00:21:21.656 align:center
- Hey.
- Oh, my God.
00:21:21.657 --> 00:21:24.450 align:center
Look at this group of degenerate,
gambling idiots.
00:21:24.451 --> 00:21:26.202 align:center
- Wow.
- Hey.
00:21:26.203 --> 00:21:27.662 align:center
- Hey, Coop.
- Coop!
00:21:27.663 --> 00:21:29.957 align:center
- What's up, man?
- You made it.
00:21:31.333 --> 00:21:32.917 align:center
Wow. It means a lot that you're here.
00:21:32.918 --> 00:21:35.586 align:center
- Really.
- Let's not make a big deal about it.
00:21:35.587 --> 00:21:36.672 align:center
Yeah. No.
00:21:38.715 --> 00:21:39.715 align:center
Wow. Grand Cru.
00:21:39.716 --> 00:21:41.592 align:center
- That's a nice bottle.
- It's all right.
00:21:41.593 --> 00:21:43.302 align:center
I'll open it up at the bar
to let it breathe.
00:21:43.303 --> 00:21:44.470 align:center
- All right.
- Yeah.
00:21:44.471 --> 00:21:45.722 align:center
Glad you came.
00:21:48.141 --> 00:21:49.810 align:center
Captain Kirk's toilet?
00:21:50.644 --> 00:21:52.687 align:center
This is a nice development.
00:21:52.688 --> 00:21:55.481 align:center
It's about time you listened to me
and let this shit go.
00:21:55.482 --> 00:21:56.691 align:center
I'm not letting anything go.
00:21:56.692 --> 00:21:59.652 align:center
That fucking guy took my wife.
I'm not letting him take my friends too.
00:21:59.653 --> 00:22:01.195 align:center
- That's the spirit.
- Jesus.
00:22:01.196 --> 00:22:02.822 align:center
How drunk are you?
00:22:02.823 --> 00:22:04.365 align:center
Well, let's see.
00:22:04.366 --> 00:22:07.451 align:center
I am seven figures over budget
on our renovation,
00:22:07.452 --> 00:22:10.121 align:center
my in-laws are moving
to the US to be closer to us,
00:22:10.122 --> 00:22:14.835 align:center
and my largest, most profitable client
threw a hand grenade into his career
00:22:15.377 --> 00:22:16.377 align:center
and won't pay his bills.
00:22:16.378 --> 00:22:19.006 align:center
So, pretty fucking drunk.
00:22:21.175 --> 00:22:23.427 align:center
Question is, why are you not?
00:22:24.428 --> 00:22:25.721 align:center
You make a good point.
00:22:36.231 --> 00:22:37.566 align:center
The fuck is this?
00:22:38.192 --> 00:22:40.234 align:center
Your life is in danger.
00:22:40.235 --> 00:22:41.819 align:center
- Right.
- Right?
00:22:41.820 --> 00:22:43.613 align:center
- Yes.
- Right.
00:22:43.614 --> 00:22:44.781 align:center
So...
00:22:46.575 --> 00:22:48.701 align:center
- Break! You strike the throat.
- Okay.
00:22:48.702 --> 00:22:51.329 align:center
- It's a one, two. You got it?
- Yep.
00:22:51.330 --> 00:22:53.372 align:center
- Yes.
- You, up here.
00:22:53.373 --> 00:22:54.999 align:center
- Me?
- Yeah, come on.
00:22:55.000 --> 00:22:58.920 align:center
Mel! Mel!
00:22:58.921 --> 00:23:00.714 align:center
You got it.
00:23:03.467 --> 00:23:04.842 align:center
Do it! Come on. Choke her.
00:23:04.843 --> 00:23:05.928 align:center
Okay.
00:23:12.518 --> 00:23:14.061 align:center
Oh, no. I'm not laughing. Come on.
00:23:14.978 --> 00:23:16.063 align:center
Okay.
00:23:16.772 --> 00:23:17.605 align:center
You...
00:23:17.606 --> 00:23:19.690 align:center
- Oh, right. Okay.
- Break.
00:23:19.691 --> 00:23:21.567 align:center
Break. Sorry.
00:23:21.568 --> 00:23:23.361 align:center
- Okay.
- Knee.
00:23:23.362 --> 00:23:24.695 align:center
And strike?
00:23:24.696 --> 00:23:26.656 align:center
Harder! Do it again!
00:23:26.657 --> 00:23:28.241 align:center
- Sorry. Is this okay?
- Come on!
00:23:28.242 --> 00:23:30.618 align:center
Like you mean it.
00:23:30.619 --> 00:23:34.330 align:center
All right. Now, she is gonna take away
everything you care about.
00:23:34.331 --> 00:23:35.791 align:center
Everything you love!
00:23:36.375 --> 00:23:38.001 align:center
Now, what are you gonna do?
00:23:43.507 --> 00:23:44.507 align:center
Hunter!
00:23:44.508 --> 00:23:46.343 align:center
Yo, Hunter!
00:23:47.302 --> 00:23:49.221 align:center
- Yeah?
- Come here!
00:23:51.265 --> 00:23:52.849 align:center
Yeah. This is Hunter.
00:23:52.850 --> 00:23:53.975 align:center
He's our drummer.
00:23:53.976 --> 00:23:56.185 align:center
He's a madman.
00:23:56.186 --> 00:23:59.189 align:center
- You gotta hear his grooves.
- What school do you go to?
00:24:00.065 --> 00:24:02.693 align:center
- What?
- What school do you go to?
00:24:03.360 --> 00:24:04.778 align:center
Mayfield. Same as you.
00:24:05.696 --> 00:24:07.947 align:center
Really? Sorry.
00:24:07.948 --> 00:24:09.198 align:center
It's okay.
00:24:09.199 --> 00:24:10.908 align:center
I'm a grade below you anyway.
00:24:10.909 --> 00:24:13.370 align:center
I'll have to keep an eye out for you.
00:24:14.913 --> 00:24:16.414 align:center
Mushrooms.
00:24:16.415 --> 00:24:17.624 align:center
You want?
00:24:18.375 --> 00:24:19.751 align:center
No. I'm good.
00:24:20.502 --> 00:24:22.421 align:center
It'll fuck up my drumming.
00:24:23.422 --> 00:24:25.591 align:center
Or it'll take you to the next level.
00:24:29.386 --> 00:24:30.637 align:center
Fuck it. All right.
00:24:36.643 --> 00:24:38.145 align:center
Come on. It'll be cool.
00:24:38.937 --> 00:24:42.315 align:center
I've gotta introduce you to this guy
that I buy from in Scotland.
00:24:42.316 --> 00:24:44.859 align:center
He uses these reclaimed Sherry barrels
to build his own casks.
00:24:44.860 --> 00:24:46.903 align:center
Gives it this sweetness
and mahogany tones.
00:24:46.904 --> 00:24:48.237 align:center
Guy's an artist.
00:24:48.238 --> 00:24:49.864 align:center
Those Sherry casks
make all the difference.
00:24:49.865 --> 00:24:52.326 align:center
Out here,
scotch was like a fucking religion.
00:24:53.243 --> 00:24:54.577 align:center
Every time someone poured you a drink,
00:24:54.578 --> 00:24:56.913 align:center
they'd have to give
a fucking TED Talk about the scotch.
00:24:56.914 --> 00:24:58.623 align:center
Then someone else
would inevitably chime in
00:24:58.624 --> 00:25:01.375 align:center
about some great bottle they once had
that you couldn't get anymore
00:25:01.376 --> 00:25:02.920 align:center
and blah, blah, blah.
00:25:03.754 --> 00:25:07.508 align:center
I think at some point it just started
to dawn on everyone that this was it.
00:25:08.133 --> 00:25:10.593 align:center
These houses, these wives, these jobs.
00:25:10.594 --> 00:25:12.720 align:center
This would be
the sum total of their lives.
00:25:12.721 --> 00:25:14.764 align:center
Their futures are already written.
00:25:14.765 --> 00:25:17.266 align:center
And so the quest to stave
off the emptiness began.
00:25:17.267 --> 00:25:21.771 align:center
Scotch, cigars, smoked meats,
custom golf clubs, high-end escorts.
00:25:21.772 --> 00:25:25.733 align:center
Entire industries built to cash in
on the quiet desperation
00:25:25.734 --> 00:25:27.986 align:center
of rich, middle-aged men.
00:25:37.621 --> 00:25:38.914 align:center
Coop.
00:25:39.790 --> 00:25:42.167 align:center
Did I hear you left Bailey Russell?
00:25:44.586 --> 00:25:48.840 align:center
Yeah. I've been developing my own thing
with this family office out of Dubai.
00:25:48.841 --> 00:25:50.049 align:center
That's a big move.
00:25:50.050 --> 00:25:51.133 align:center
Congrats, Coop.
00:25:51.134 --> 00:25:52.760 align:center
Yeah. Thanks.
00:25:52.761 --> 00:25:53.970 align:center
You investing it yet?
00:25:53.971 --> 00:25:55.805 align:center
I'm doing a lot of mezzanine work lately.
00:25:55.806 --> 00:25:58.975 align:center
- We should talk.
- Yeah, we're still papering the deal.
00:25:58.976 --> 00:26:00.518 align:center
What about my investments at Bailey?
00:26:00.519 --> 00:26:01.894 align:center
Should I be getting out?
00:26:01.895 --> 00:26:03.939 align:center
- I would.
- No.
00:26:04.565 --> 00:26:05.607 align:center
No.
00:26:14.408 --> 00:26:15.659 align:center
Let's go!
00:26:22.291 --> 00:26:26.794 align:center
You don't know how you move me
00:26:26.795 --> 00:26:30.590 align:center
Deconstruct me and consume me
00:26:30.591 --> 00:26:33.634 align:center
I'm all used up
00:26:33.635 --> 00:26:35.720 align:center
I'm out of luck
00:26:35.721 --> 00:26:37.847 align:center
I am starstruck
00:26:37.848 --> 00:26:41.392 align:center
But something in your eyes
00:26:41.393 --> 00:26:44.604 align:center
That is keeping my hope alive
00:26:44.605 --> 00:26:46.522 align:center
But I'm sick of myself
00:26:46.523 --> 00:26:48.649 align:center
When I look at you
00:26:48.650 --> 00:26:52.945 align:center
Something so beautiful and true
00:26:52.946 --> 00:26:56.866 align:center
In a world that's ugly and a lie
00:26:56.867 --> 00:27:00.411 align:center
It's hard to even want to try
00:27:00.412 --> 00:27:02.581 align:center
And I'm beginning to think...
00:27:35.989 --> 00:27:38.200 align:center
Hunter, what the fuck, dude?
00:28:20.200 --> 00:28:21.951 align:center
- Come on. Harder.
- Me?
00:28:21.952 --> 00:28:23.035 align:center
Yes, harder!
00:28:23.036 --> 00:28:24.704 align:center
You.
00:28:24.705 --> 00:28:26.372 align:center
What is that? No. That's a rape.
00:28:26.373 --> 00:28:28.833 align:center
You're raped! It's not funny.
00:28:28.834 --> 00:28:30.960 align:center
You. You're killed. You're dead.
00:28:30.961 --> 00:28:32.295 align:center
You're dead!
00:28:32.296 --> 00:28:34.131 align:center
Forward a bit. Come on!
00:28:35.132 --> 00:28:38.217 align:center
That is bullshit.
You're hitting like a victim.
00:28:38.218 --> 00:28:40.469 align:center
Is that what you are? Are you a victim?
00:28:40.470 --> 00:28:42.263 align:center
- No.
- No? Why are you smiling?
00:28:42.264 --> 00:28:45.309 align:center
Do it! Hit it! Come on!
00:28:46.643 --> 00:28:49.563 align:center
Better. Yes!
00:28:50.272 --> 00:28:52.983 align:center
Yes!
00:28:54.526 --> 00:28:56.403 align:center
Yes.
00:29:03.619 --> 00:29:10.250 align:center
I caress all the pain
Keep it deep inside
00:29:10.751 --> 00:29:17.216 align:center
I can grasp all the same
But I need some time
00:29:17.799 --> 00:29:24.306 align:center
If the grass grows greener
On the other side
00:29:24.806 --> 00:29:31.771 align:center
If you want, I'll be waiting
But I need some time
00:29:31.772 --> 00:29:38.320 align:center
Give me two more days
I love you
00:29:41.281 --> 00:29:42.699 align:center
Hey.
00:29:43.575 --> 00:29:44.742 align:center
That was really great.
00:29:44.743 --> 00:29:45.993 align:center
Thanks.
00:29:45.994 --> 00:29:47.245 align:center
Can I buy you a drink?
00:29:47.246 --> 00:29:48.997 align:center
I drink for free.
00:29:49.665 --> 00:29:51.082 align:center
It's kind of part of the deal.
00:29:51.083 --> 00:29:55.420 align:center
Okay. Well, can I buy myself
a drink and keep you company?
00:29:56.505 --> 00:29:57.714 align:center
I'm Tom, by the way.
00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:00.174 align:center
You seem like a good guy, Tom,
00:30:00.175 --> 00:30:03.970 align:center
and with exceptional shoulders,
but I'm gonna level with you.
00:30:03.971 --> 00:30:05.930 align:center
- I'm a bad bet.
- That's cool.
00:30:05.931 --> 00:30:07.975 align:center
I know where all the exits are.
00:30:10.143 --> 00:30:11.436 align:center
Hang on.
00:30:12.729 --> 00:30:14.898 align:center
Hey, kid. What's up? How you do...
00:30:16.525 --> 00:30:18.318 align:center
Wait. No. Wait. Slow down.
00:30:19.027 --> 00:30:20.236 align:center
Slow down.
00:30:20.237 --> 00:30:21.321 align:center
Where are you?
00:30:31.206 --> 00:30:33.500 align:center
Hey, man. You know where Hunter is?
00:30:34.293 --> 00:30:35.294 align:center
Who?
00:30:37.671 --> 00:30:39.298 align:center
Don't do drugs.
00:30:42.676 --> 00:30:44.761 align:center
Come on, man. I gotta pee. What's up?
00:30:50.851 --> 00:30:52.769 align:center
Hunter! It's me, Ali.
00:31:11.747 --> 00:31:12.955 align:center
Hey, man.
00:31:12.956 --> 00:31:14.791 align:center
You got room for one more?
00:31:29.932 --> 00:31:31.391 align:center
This is fancy.
00:31:33.727 --> 00:31:35.103 align:center
So what did you take?
00:31:35.604 --> 00:31:37.064 align:center
A stem and a cap.
00:31:37.981 --> 00:31:39.273 align:center
Wow.
00:31:39.274 --> 00:31:40.692 align:center
You still tripping?
00:31:41.818 --> 00:31:44.363 align:center
That depends. Are we sitting in a bathtub?
00:31:51.203 --> 00:31:54.331 align:center
Nobody ever sees me, you know.
00:31:55.582 --> 00:31:56.833 align:center
I don't know why.
00:31:56.834 --> 00:31:59.001 align:center
I guess that's just how I am.
00:31:59.002 --> 00:32:00.963 align:center
I've gotten used to it.
00:32:01.797 --> 00:32:05.884 align:center
But today, with the band,
they finally saw me.
00:32:07.219 --> 00:32:08.762 align:center
And it felt good.
00:32:11.306 --> 00:32:13.517 align:center
And then I blew it.
00:32:14.393 --> 00:32:15.227 align:center
I get it.
00:32:16.061 --> 00:32:17.271 align:center
I have been there.
00:32:19.314 --> 00:32:21.024 align:center
I'm still there.
00:32:22.276 --> 00:32:23.652 align:center
I kind of live there actually.
00:32:24.862 --> 00:32:26.655 align:center
We're a lot alike when it comes to that.
00:32:27.364 --> 00:32:29.907 align:center
We're afraid to be seen,
but it doesn't mean we don't wanna be.
00:32:29.908 --> 00:32:31.493 align:center
Or need to be.
00:32:32.286 --> 00:32:34.203 align:center
Maybe that's why we're musicians.
00:32:34.204 --> 00:32:36.539 align:center
- It's a chance to be seen.
- Yo, I gotta piss!
00:32:36.540 --> 00:32:38.708 align:center
I will cut a bitch!
00:32:38.709 --> 00:32:41.043 align:center
- Fuck off!
- Come on.
00:32:41.044 --> 00:32:42.796 align:center
Hurry up!
00:32:44.464 --> 00:32:46.716 align:center
Anyway, in this particular case,
00:32:46.717 --> 00:32:48.342 align:center
I don't think you have to worry
about anything
00:32:48.343 --> 00:32:50.887 align:center
because whatever happened out there,
00:32:50.888 --> 00:32:54.140 align:center
those kids are so damn stoned,
they won't remember it tomorrow.
00:32:54.141 --> 00:32:56.185 align:center
- You think so?
- Yeah.
00:32:57.811 --> 00:32:59.062 align:center
You ready to go home?
00:33:00.230 --> 00:33:02.191 align:center
- Yeah.
- Okay.
00:33:04.234 --> 00:33:07.403 align:center
Well, you're gonna have to get up first,
00:33:07.404 --> 00:33:10.157 align:center
because I'm gonna need your help
getting out of this thing.
00:33:17.831 --> 00:33:20.917 align:center
I would never hire
a housekeeper that good-looking.
00:33:20.918 --> 00:33:23.920 align:center
I mean, Nick's gotta be banging her.
00:33:23.921 --> 00:33:26.380 align:center
- I would.
- Yeah, I know you would.
00:33:26.381 --> 00:33:27.966 align:center
Would she?
00:33:28.634 --> 00:33:29.550 align:center
Touché.
00:33:29.551 --> 00:33:31.093 align:center
That's some serious hardware.
00:33:31.094 --> 00:33:32.387 align:center
Check it out.
00:33:34.765 --> 00:33:35.766 align:center
There you go.
00:33:37.351 --> 00:33:38.477 align:center
Look at that baby.
00:33:39.436 --> 00:33:41.562 align:center
You can hold it.
You just can't put it on your finger.
00:33:41.563 --> 00:33:42.855 align:center
Why not?
00:33:42.856 --> 00:33:45.442 align:center
Because you didn't win a fucking
championship now, did you, Peter?
00:33:58.455 --> 00:34:00.414 align:center
Damn, Paul.
00:34:00.415 --> 00:34:02.417 align:center
- She's something else.
- She's not bad, huh?
00:34:03.043 --> 00:34:05.461 align:center
Oh, yeah. That's nice.
00:34:05.462 --> 00:34:07.880 align:center
She was just a waitress
at one of your restaurants?
00:34:07.881 --> 00:34:10.633 align:center
It's always good to have a bull pen.
00:34:10.634 --> 00:34:11.926 align:center
What about you, Dom?
00:34:11.927 --> 00:34:13.553 align:center
All those young waitresses, huh?
00:34:13.554 --> 00:34:15.137 align:center
Chef must get first pick.
00:34:15.138 --> 00:34:16.638 align:center
Come on.
00:34:16.639 --> 00:34:18.559 align:center
- Not worth the fallout.
- No?
00:34:19.184 --> 00:34:20.853 align:center
Kat and I have got something pretty great.
00:34:24.857 --> 00:34:26.692 align:center
I really need to get divorced.
00:34:27.317 --> 00:34:30.151 align:center
Hey, how's that going
with Sam, by the way?
00:34:30.152 --> 00:34:32.655 align:center
You guys gonna be able
to avoid a whole legal thing?
00:34:32.656 --> 00:34:34.490 align:center
Not likely.
00:34:34.491 --> 00:34:37.827 align:center
She's bitter and jealous
and greedy as fuck.
00:34:37.828 --> 00:34:39.495 align:center
That bitch is trying to clean me out.
00:34:39.496 --> 00:34:40.663 align:center
I made her a generous offer,
00:34:40.664 --> 00:34:44.917 align:center
but her bullshit attorneys convinced her
she deserves a bigger slice of the pie.
00:34:44.918 --> 00:34:46.878 align:center
Tell you what, she's not gonna get it.
00:34:46.879 --> 00:34:48.797 align:center
Jesus, Paul. Give it a rest.
00:34:49.505 --> 00:34:50.506 align:center
What's your problem, Coop?
00:34:50.507 --> 00:34:52.884 align:center
She's the mother of your children.
Why you gotta talk like that?
00:34:52.885 --> 00:34:54.135 align:center
I guess we're just built different.
00:34:54.136 --> 00:34:55.887 align:center
Nick there is fucking
the mother of your children,
00:34:55.888 --> 00:34:57.847 align:center
and you brought him
a fancy bottle of wine.
00:34:57.848 --> 00:34:59.724 align:center
- Paul, take it down a notch.
- Just keep it civil.
00:34:59.725 --> 00:35:02.685 align:center
That chiseling whore
is trying to clean me out.
00:35:02.686 --> 00:35:05.938 align:center
Well, gee, Paul. I don't know.
If Sam let your fat ass fuck her
00:35:05.939 --> 00:35:07.899 align:center
with that tiny, sad, little dick of yours,
00:35:07.900 --> 00:35:09.693 align:center
- maybe she deserves it.
- Motherfucker!
00:35:10.485 --> 00:35:11.528 align:center
Fucker!
00:35:13.363 --> 00:35:15.865 align:center
I'll fucking kill you.
I fucking will, guy.
00:35:15.866 --> 00:35:17.033 align:center
And you'll fucking...
00:35:17.034 --> 00:35:18.451 align:center
- Break it off!
- I'll fucking kill you.
00:35:18.452 --> 00:35:20.287 align:center
Yo, chill.
00:35:21.413 --> 00:35:22.955 align:center
Okay.
00:35:22.956 --> 00:35:25.416 align:center
Okay, everyone, now it's a party.
00:35:25.417 --> 00:35:27.126 align:center
Know what?
00:35:27.127 --> 00:35:29.670 align:center
A thousand bucks to anyone
who can score on me.
00:35:29.671 --> 00:35:32.215 align:center
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Who's feeling lucky?
00:35:32.216 --> 00:35:33.424 align:center
Me!
00:35:33.425 --> 00:35:35.594 align:center
Yeah. Let's go downstairs.
00:36:27.521 --> 00:36:28.981 align:center
Come on, man. Come on.
00:36:32.442 --> 00:36:34.902 align:center
Denied. Access denied.
00:36:34.903 --> 00:36:36.946 align:center
Not today, motherfucker.
00:36:36.947 --> 00:36:39.156 align:center
- That's what I'm talking about.
- Not ever. Not in my house.
00:36:39.157 --> 00:36:41.450 align:center
All right. Who's next? Any takers?
00:36:41.451 --> 00:36:44.495 align:center
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
00:36:44.496 --> 00:36:47.416 align:center
Jerry? Okay. Enough of that.
00:36:48.083 --> 00:36:49.292 align:center
Jerry, you played D-I didn't you?
00:36:49.293 --> 00:36:50.586 align:center
- Sure did.
- Okay.
00:36:51.086 --> 00:36:52.795 align:center
- Hope you brought your A game.
- All right.
00:36:52.796 --> 00:36:54.380 align:center
Hundred bucks on Jerry. 10-to-1.
00:36:54.381 --> 00:36:56.174 align:center
- Who's got me?
- I'll take that action.
00:36:56.175 --> 00:36:58.092 align:center
Oh, man.
00:36:58.093 --> 00:37:00.052 align:center
- Come on, Jerry.
- Here we go.
00:37:00.053 --> 00:37:01.637 align:center
- Oh, my God!
- Come on.
00:37:01.638 --> 00:37:03.264 align:center
You gonna post me up here?
00:37:03.265 --> 00:37:05.725 align:center
Is that the plan?
You think this is a pick-up game at the Y?
00:37:05.726 --> 00:37:07.935 align:center
Give me that. Rookies.
00:37:07.936 --> 00:37:09.353 align:center
Come on, Nick.
00:37:09.354 --> 00:37:12.023 align:center
Give me that. Rookies.
00:37:12.024 --> 00:37:14.025 align:center
Give me that.
00:37:14.026 --> 00:37:17.361 align:center
Give me that, Jerry.
Yeah, I play defense too.
00:37:17.362 --> 00:37:20.823 align:center
- It's what the people want.
- Jerry! Come on, Jerry!
00:37:20.824 --> 00:37:22.408 align:center
It's what the people want.
00:37:22.409 --> 00:37:23.869 align:center
Jerry!
00:37:25.871 --> 00:37:29.790 align:center
- Oh, shit. Oh, fuck. Goddamn it.
- Oh, no.
00:37:29.791 --> 00:37:32.001 align:center
- Oh, shit.
- I'm sorry, Jerry.
00:37:32.002 --> 00:37:33.294 align:center
Hold on. Let me just check it.
00:37:33.295 --> 00:37:34.629 align:center
What the fuck?
00:37:34.630 --> 00:37:36.506 align:center
That is a bone.
00:37:36.507 --> 00:37:38.382 align:center
Hey, call 911.
00:37:38.383 --> 00:37:40.259 align:center
- This is bad.
- You're gonna walk it off, man.
00:37:40.260 --> 00:37:41.969 align:center
- Fuck!
- Shit, I'm sorry, Jerry.
00:37:41.970 --> 00:37:43.304 align:center
- Damn it.
- It's all right.
00:37:43.305 --> 00:37:45.307 align:center
- I hate seeing shit like this.
- Don't touch it.
00:38:00.989 --> 00:38:02.990 align:center
I can handle Paul
fucking someone half his age.
00:38:02.991 --> 00:38:06.203 align:center
I mean, it's shitty
and cliché and pathetic,
00:38:06.995 --> 00:38:09.914 align:center
but he's enough of a narcissist
to believe some young thing
00:38:09.915 --> 00:38:11.374 align:center
pretending to be attracted to him.
00:38:11.375 --> 00:38:14.627 align:center
But it's the recklessness of it.
00:38:14.628 --> 00:38:16.879 align:center
I mean, that's what pisses me off.
00:38:16.880 --> 00:38:18.965 align:center
I'm just lucky he didn't give me herpes.
00:38:18.966 --> 00:38:20.634 align:center
The waitress has herpes?
00:38:21.176 --> 00:38:22.593 align:center
No, I have no idea.
00:38:22.594 --> 00:38:24.178 align:center
I'm just saying, theoretically.
00:38:24.179 --> 00:38:25.680 align:center
Theoretical herpes.
00:38:25.681 --> 00:38:29.476 align:center
And anyone can see
this girl is just a Band-Aid.
00:38:29.977 --> 00:38:33.354 align:center
I mean, one day soon he's gonna wake up
and he's gonna look in the mirror
00:38:33.355 --> 00:38:37.818 align:center
and then he's gonna realize that
whatever his damage is, it's still there.
00:38:39.444 --> 00:38:43.197 align:center
And also after cheating on me,
God knows how many times,
00:38:43.198 --> 00:38:46.785 align:center
he's lawyering up as if I'm the one
who committed the crime. I mean...
00:38:49.663 --> 00:38:51.540 align:center
I guess I have it easier with Coop.
00:38:52.207 --> 00:38:54.250 align:center
Well, yeah. It's not really the same.
00:38:54.251 --> 00:38:56.628 align:center
I mean, you're the Paul
in your equation, right?
00:38:57.504 --> 00:38:58.838 align:center
- What?
- No, I'm sorry.
00:38:58.839 --> 00:39:01.007 align:center
I'm not trying to say
that you're like Paul.
00:39:01.008 --> 00:39:03.593 align:center
I just meant that you're
the one who had the affair.
00:39:03.594 --> 00:39:05.344 align:center
I mean, not that I'm judging you.
00:39:05.345 --> 00:39:06.638 align:center
I mean, far from it.
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:09.682 align:center
- I'm gonna stop talking now.
- Oh, my God. I'm Paul.
00:39:09.683 --> 00:39:11.559 align:center
- No, you're not Paul.
- No. You're right.
00:39:11.560 --> 00:39:14.104 align:center
- I didn't mean that.
- I am the one who cheated.
00:39:16.523 --> 00:39:20.277 align:center
But that was after years... years...
00:39:21.403 --> 00:39:26.909 align:center
of just trying to get Coop
to pay attention to us.
00:39:29.244 --> 00:39:30.287 align:center
To me.
00:39:35.083 --> 00:39:39.670 align:center
But no matter what I tried,
the chasm between us got wider and wider
00:39:39.671 --> 00:39:42.758 align:center
and, at a certain point,
there was nothing I could do.
00:39:43.425 --> 00:39:45.719 align:center
So you fucked one of his best friends.
00:39:46.929 --> 00:39:48.263 align:center
- I'm sorry.
- Wow.
00:39:48.805 --> 00:39:50.181 align:center
- I'm sorry. It's the brownies.
- Sam.
00:39:50.182 --> 00:39:51.265 align:center
It's the brownies.
00:39:51.266 --> 00:39:54.310 align:center
It's not because I beat the shit
out of you just now?
00:39:54.311 --> 00:39:57.438 align:center
What? Oh, my God. That is so cute
that that's what you think happened.
00:39:57.439 --> 00:39:59.357 align:center
- That's really delusional.
- If they hadn't stopped me,
00:39:59.358 --> 00:40:01.859 align:center
- I would've pushed you through that wall.
- You're so crazy.
00:40:01.860 --> 00:40:03.694 align:center
I could kick your tight,
little Ivy League ass
00:40:03.695 --> 00:40:05.571 align:center
- so fucking fast...
- Look at this.
00:40:05.572 --> 00:40:07.031 align:center
- You kidding me? What?
- Look at my guns.
00:40:07.032 --> 00:40:09.116 align:center
- Look at what? What guns?
- Look at my guns, bitch.
00:40:09.117 --> 00:40:11.786 align:center
- That is... There's nothing.
- See here. Look at this.
00:40:11.787 --> 00:40:14.247 align:center
- Look at it. Feel it.
- Okay. Hold on. Let me feel it.
00:40:14.248 --> 00:40:16.374 align:center
Is this? Can I just do this?
00:40:16.375 --> 00:40:19.961 align:center
- Oh, my God. Hey.
- Yeah. Okay, Mel.
00:40:19.962 --> 00:40:22.965 align:center
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Yeah, take that.
00:40:23.549 --> 00:40:25.342 align:center
Can you just...
00:40:31.682 --> 00:40:33.140 align:center
No.
00:40:33.141 --> 00:40:34.350 align:center
Come on.
00:40:34.351 --> 00:40:37.980 align:center
- Tap out. God.
- That's not how tapping out works.
00:40:40.607 --> 00:40:42.359 align:center
Oh, my God.
00:40:54.121 --> 00:40:55.581 align:center
I started disappearing.
00:40:56.456 --> 00:41:00.878 align:center
Becoming like one small part of his life
instead of the thing that mattered most.
00:41:02.171 --> 00:41:06.258 align:center
It was like he only had so much space
in him, and I just wanted too much of it.
00:41:08.594 --> 00:41:12.264 align:center
I don't think Coop has that space in him.
00:41:15.559 --> 00:41:18.270 align:center
Maybe he did once, but not anymore.
00:41:20.480 --> 00:41:22.106 align:center
You have a lot of pent-up aggression.
00:41:22.107 --> 00:41:24.067 align:center
You really need to get laid soon.
00:41:25.986 --> 00:41:28.322 align:center
Yeah. I know.
00:41:30.574 --> 00:41:31.909 align:center
All right. I gotta go.
00:41:35.162 --> 00:41:36.330 align:center
Yeah. Me too.
00:41:43.504 --> 00:41:45.463 align:center
Do you wanna talk about the bag of cash?
00:41:45.464 --> 00:41:46.882 align:center
Nope.
00:41:50.594 --> 00:41:53.639 align:center
Do you ever look at something
you've been staring at for so long...
00:41:55.474 --> 00:41:59.394 align:center
but you suddenly realize
you stopped seeing it a long time ago?
00:42:00.312 --> 00:42:02.064 align:center
What are we talking about?
00:42:03.774 --> 00:42:04.816 align:center
My life.
00:42:09.821 --> 00:42:10.822 align:center
Oh, shit.
00:42:15.160 --> 00:42:16.495 align:center
Fuck, Barney.
00:42:19.831 --> 00:42:21.666 align:center
I am so sorry.
00:42:21.667 --> 00:42:22.917 align:center
That's a prototype.
00:42:22.918 --> 00:42:24.711 align:center
I am so...
00:42:27.130 --> 00:42:29.091 align:center
If you're in the market for metaphors...
00:42:30.384 --> 00:42:33.970 align:center
look no further than a man vomiting
into a $30,000 toilet
00:42:33.971 --> 00:42:35.514 align:center
that isn't connected to any plumbing.
00:42:38.976 --> 00:42:41.686 align:center
Though, once you get into
a certain frame of mind,
00:42:41.687 --> 00:42:44.439 align:center
everything in this town
is a fucking metaphor,
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:49.778 align:center
which can make it really hard
to figure out what, if anything, is real.
00:43:17.222 --> 00:43:18.473 align:center
Have a good day.
00:43:22.644 --> 00:43:23.812 align:center
Hey, Hunter.
00:43:50.422 --> 00:43:51.714 align:center
Hey, you.
00:43:51.715 --> 00:43:52.840 align:center
Hey.
00:43:52.841 --> 00:43:54.008 align:center
I stopped by your house.
00:43:54.009 --> 00:43:56.260 align:center
Saw Ali. She said you'd be out here.
00:43:56.261 --> 00:43:58.012 align:center
She's living with you now?
00:43:58.013 --> 00:43:59.514 align:center
Yeah. She's going through some stuff.
00:43:59.515 --> 00:44:01.307 align:center
I didn't want her to be alone.
00:44:01.308 --> 00:44:03.017 align:center
It's a lot to take on.
00:44:03.018 --> 00:44:04.770 align:center
Well, I'm all she has.
00:44:06.188 --> 00:44:08.732 align:center
She has me too, Coop.
I hope you know that.
00:44:12.069 --> 00:44:14.237 align:center
Nick says you're not at Bailey anymore?
00:44:14.238 --> 00:44:17.658 align:center
Yeah. I'm starting with
a new fund out of the UAE.
00:44:18.367 --> 00:44:19.742 align:center
Less oversight, better upside.
00:44:19.743 --> 00:44:20.826 align:center
Just like that?
00:44:20.827 --> 00:44:22.745 align:center
It's time for a change.
00:44:22.746 --> 00:44:24.121 align:center
You were at Bailey for a long time.
00:44:24.122 --> 00:44:26.165 align:center
Yeah, well, you were with me
for a long time, weren't you?
00:44:26.166 --> 00:44:27.792 align:center
Okay, Coop.
00:44:27.793 --> 00:44:29.210 align:center
Don't worry. You'll get your checks.
00:44:29.211 --> 00:44:30.503 align:center
Oh, fuck you.
00:44:30.504 --> 00:44:32.421 align:center
What do you want from me, huh?
00:44:32.422 --> 00:44:34.049 align:center
What? Tell me.
00:44:34.675 --> 00:44:36.259 align:center
You've just become impossible to talk to.
00:44:36.260 --> 00:44:38.804 align:center
Yet, here you are, still trying to do it.
00:44:40.973 --> 00:44:43.725 align:center
I've been thinking about getting
a professional coach for Tori.
00:44:44.351 --> 00:44:46.894 align:center
It's about a thousand a week.
Just wanted to run it by you.
00:44:46.895 --> 00:44:49.689 align:center
I am her coach,
and she works here with Eddie.
00:44:49.690 --> 00:44:50.815 align:center
- She's doing fine.
- I know.
00:44:50.816 --> 00:44:52.942 align:center
- I'm talking about a professional.
- One of Nick's guys, huh?
00:44:52.943 --> 00:44:55.736 align:center
This isn't about Nick.
This is about what's best for Tori.
00:44:55.737 --> 00:44:57.238 align:center
The next few months are critical,
00:44:57.239 --> 00:44:59.532 align:center
and you know how badly she wants
a chance to play for Princeton.
00:44:59.533 --> 00:45:01.826 align:center
- She doesn't need a professional coach.
- Because of us--
00:45:01.827 --> 00:45:04.036 align:center
At the very least,
she needs someone who shows up.
00:45:04.037 --> 00:45:05.371 align:center
- I show up.
- No, Coop.
00:45:05.372 --> 00:45:06.956 align:center
- You come around just enough...
- Oh, fuck.
00:45:06.957 --> 00:45:09.292 align:center
- ...to convince yourself that you do.
- Not again with this bullshit.
00:45:09.293 --> 00:45:11.043 align:center
We're not having this conversation
again and again.
00:45:11.044 --> 00:45:12.920 align:center
It's one thing for you
to not show up for me,
00:45:12.921 --> 00:45:14.964 align:center
but you damn well better show up for her.
00:45:14.965 --> 00:45:17.176 align:center
- You understand?
- Anything else?
00:45:42.284 --> 00:45:44.827 align:center
You got a lot
of watches here, Mr. Sperling.
00:45:44.828 --> 00:45:47.413 align:center
Why would a thief take only the one?
00:45:47.414 --> 00:45:51.250 align:center
That one alone is worth 225 grand.
00:45:51.251 --> 00:45:53.669 align:center
So, the thief didn't want to be greedy?
00:45:53.670 --> 00:45:56.172 align:center
The fact that the other watches are here
00:45:56.173 --> 00:45:59.676 align:center
makes me wonder
if you might've misplaced it.
00:46:00.385 --> 00:46:02.554 align:center
Who misplaces a watch that expensive?
00:46:03.222 --> 00:46:06.098 align:center
I don't know.
Maybe the same person who buys one?
00:46:06.099 --> 00:46:07.184 align:center
What?
00:46:08.769 --> 00:46:10.603 align:center
- You got a picture of that watch?
- Yes.
00:46:10.604 --> 00:46:12.898 align:center
And ownership papers. I'll be right back.
00:46:17.110 --> 00:46:19.028 align:center
You got a beef with this guy?
00:46:19.029 --> 00:46:20.488 align:center
Just trying to help him find his watch.
00:46:20.489 --> 00:46:21.906 align:center
You think we're actually gonna find it?
00:46:21.907 --> 00:46:24.117 align:center
I don't know,
but we're gonna make it a priority.
00:46:25.035 --> 00:46:27.704 align:center
- Really?
- No. Not really.
00:46:44.930 --> 00:46:47.265 align:center
The paper clip,
now wired to the battery pack,
00:46:47.266 --> 00:46:48.934 align:center
will act as a tensioner.
00:46:50.102 --> 00:46:53.397 align:center
Now, keep your tensioner
slotted in position.
00:46:54.940 --> 00:46:56.400 align:center
Only a centimeter in.
00:46:57.025 --> 00:46:58.276 align:center
Don't force it.
00:46:58.277 --> 00:47:00.737 align:center
The rake may as well be a pinprick.
00:47:01.446 --> 00:47:03.907 align:center
Now, gonna introduce our voltage.
00:47:06.076 --> 00:47:11.290 align:center
Voilà. And if that doesn't work,
there's always brute force.
00:47:18.797 --> 00:47:20.506 align:center
My shrink would've had a field day
00:47:20.507 --> 00:47:24.553 align:center
unpacking the fact that I was stealing
from the guy who slept with my wife.
00:47:28.056 --> 00:47:29.641 align:center
But I didn't have a shrink.
00:47:30.309 --> 00:47:32.643 align:center
What I did have was a YouTube tutorial,
00:47:32.644 --> 00:47:34.687 align:center
Nick's championship ring,
00:47:34.688 --> 00:47:36.689 align:center
and the notion that,
all things considered,
00:47:36.690 --> 00:47:38.525 align:center
I was getting pretty good at this.
00:47:44.448 --> 00:47:45.449 align:center
Or not.