WEBVTT 00:00:09.635 --> 00:00:12.971 align:center So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than Bailey here. 00:00:13.055 --> 00:00:16.265 align:center We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship. 00:00:16.350 --> 00:00:18.018 align:center We eat what we kill, 00:00:18.101 --> 00:00:20.854 align:center but often I will partner a manager 00:00:20.938 --> 00:00:23.649 align:center with a specific target if I think they have a better shot that way. 00:00:23.732 --> 00:00:26.360 align:center - So, transparency within the office. - Yeah, that makes sense. 00:00:26.443 --> 00:00:27.444 align:center Uh-huh. 00:00:27.528 --> 00:00:30.656 align:center I know you're used to a more siloed approach, Coop, 00:00:30.739 --> 00:00:34.159 align:center but I gotta tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us. 00:00:34.993 --> 00:00:36.078 align:center Max. Yeah, get in here. 00:00:36.161 --> 00:00:38.872 align:center - Coop, you know Max Cone? - I don't know, do we? 00:00:38.956 --> 00:00:40.082 align:center The Robin Hood dinner last year. 00:00:40.165 --> 00:00:42.084 align:center You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift. 00:00:42.167 --> 00:00:44.336 align:center - Right. Sorry about that. Yes. - Yeah. 00:00:44.419 --> 00:00:47.089 align:center I have a 17-year-old daughter, there would have been hell to pay. 00:00:47.172 --> 00:00:49.216 align:center - I bet. - Max is a superstar. 00:00:49.299 --> 00:00:51.760 align:center He's been on a hot streak all over emerging markets. 00:00:52.344 --> 00:00:54.263 align:center Well, I look forward to hearing all about that. 00:00:54.972 --> 00:00:57.850 align:center You're aware of the non-solicit? 00:00:57.933 --> 00:00:59.101 align:center Legal isn't worried. 00:00:59.184 --> 00:01:01.895 align:center The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey. 00:01:05.732 --> 00:01:09.778 align:center Okay, so I run my own book, transparently, of course. 00:01:09.862 --> 00:01:11.029 align:center The usual draw, 00:01:11.113 --> 00:01:13.156 align:center all that's left to figure out is the percentages on the share. 00:01:13.240 --> 00:01:14.241 align:center Sound about right? 00:01:15.576 --> 00:01:16.910 align:center Not exactly, no. 00:01:18.161 --> 00:01:19.621 align:center It's Max's book. 00:01:20.205 --> 00:01:23.208 align:center You'd be a hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee. 00:01:23.292 --> 00:01:24.501 align:center We'll see how it goes. 00:01:24.585 --> 00:01:26.795 align:center Yeah, we'd work together to bring in the investment capital. 00:01:27.629 --> 00:01:29.339 align:center So I bag the elephants for the kid, 00:01:29.423 --> 00:01:31.633 align:center he builds his book and then you cut me loose? 00:01:31.717 --> 00:01:33.510 align:center Whoa, I don't need anybody's help. 00:01:33.594 --> 00:01:36.096 align:center All due respect, Max, your boss thinks you do, 00:01:36.180 --> 00:01:38.390 align:center or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we? 00:01:38.473 --> 00:01:39.558 align:center Coop. 00:01:39.641 --> 00:01:41.935 align:center Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben. 00:01:42.019 --> 00:01:44.730 align:center The year before that you were down 20% when everybody else was up. 00:01:44.813 --> 00:01:46.315 align:center We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate. 00:01:46.398 --> 00:01:49.151 align:center Max, be quiet. Nobody cares about the index stocks. 00:01:49.234 --> 00:01:51.486 align:center - Who's his father? - What? 00:01:51.570 --> 00:01:54.114 align:center He's been in here less than five minutes, I already know he's somebody's son. 00:01:55.782 --> 00:01:56.950 align:center My sister. 00:01:57.951 --> 00:01:59.494 align:center Well, Uncle Ben, 00:01:59.578 --> 00:02:02.539 align:center you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey, 00:02:02.623 --> 00:02:05.042 align:center and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes… 00:02:05.125 --> 00:02:06.710 align:center - Hey. - …who's a member of the lucky sperm club. 00:02:06.793 --> 00:02:08.878 align:center - Bro, you can't come in here-- - Shut the fuck up, Max. 00:02:08.961 --> 00:02:10.047 align:center Coop. 00:02:10.130 --> 00:02:12.591 align:center Ben, you're a sinking ship. 00:02:13.634 --> 00:02:15.385 align:center You're a punch line at dinner parties. 00:02:15.928 --> 00:02:18.889 align:center Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you. 00:02:20.474 --> 00:02:22.017 align:center And what does that say about you? 00:02:24.269 --> 00:02:25.437 align:center Good luck. 00:02:37.241 --> 00:02:39.493 align:center I was unemployed and, apparently, unhirable, 00:02:39.576 --> 00:02:41.411 align:center sitting in a $200,000 car, 00:02:41.495 --> 00:02:43.997 align:center wearing my best suit, and a stolen watch. 00:02:44.665 --> 00:02:47.251 align:center Nothing made sense, and that being the case, 00:02:47.835 --> 00:02:50.420 align:center it was time to start considering some other options. 00:03:04.935 --> 00:03:07.521 align:center Patek Philippe Nautilus, 18 karat. 00:03:08.981 --> 00:03:10.065 align:center It's a nice watch. 00:03:10.941 --> 00:03:12.234 align:center Gotta check the book, 00:03:12.317 --> 00:03:16.238 align:center but I think I can give you about 175,000 for it. 00:03:17.030 --> 00:03:18.949 align:center Yeah, there's a strong secondhand market for these. 00:03:19.032 --> 00:03:20.033 align:center 200. 00:03:20.742 --> 00:03:22.327 align:center 185. 00:03:22.411 --> 00:03:23.704 align:center Best and last. 00:03:26.206 --> 00:03:27.875 align:center - Sold. - Great. 00:03:28.667 --> 00:03:30.752 align:center I just need the box and the papers. 00:03:34.631 --> 00:03:35.674 align:center It's not new. 00:03:35.757 --> 00:03:37.843 align:center Yeah, I know, but it's got a serial number 00:03:37.926 --> 00:03:40.304 align:center and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm gonna need. 00:03:42.055 --> 00:03:43.515 align:center Well, I don't have any of that. 00:03:43.599 --> 00:03:46.018 align:center It was a gift. 00:03:47.060 --> 00:03:48.061 align:center Right. 00:03:48.145 --> 00:03:49.605 align:center Sorry, my friend. 00:03:49.688 --> 00:03:51.523 align:center No papers, no sale. 00:03:52.191 --> 00:03:54.443 align:center Well, what if I drop the price? 00:03:59.531 --> 00:04:00.532 align:center Here. 00:04:01.992 --> 00:04:04.036 align:center You go here, in the Bronx. 00:04:04.119 --> 00:04:05.454 align:center You ask for Lu. 00:04:06.413 --> 00:04:07.414 align:center - Lu? - Yeah. 00:04:07.497 --> 00:04:10.250 align:center And you tell Lu, Lipschitz sent you. 00:04:54.253 --> 00:04:55.546 align:center You Lu? 00:04:56.630 --> 00:04:57.881 align:center Who's asking? 00:04:59.591 --> 00:05:01.218 align:center Sorry, Lipschitz sent me. 00:05:01.301 --> 00:05:02.344 align:center I'm Lu. 00:05:04.638 --> 00:05:07.266 align:center - How do you know Lipschitz? - We just met. 00:05:08.308 --> 00:05:11.728 align:center Met where? In a bar, a synagogue, AA meeting, where? 00:05:12.312 --> 00:05:13.689 align:center His shop. I'm just… 00:05:13.772 --> 00:05:15.440 align:center I'm trying to sell this. 00:05:18.986 --> 00:05:20.696 align:center We're going in back, Rocco. 00:05:20.779 --> 00:05:22.573 align:center Come on, let's have a look. 00:05:37.671 --> 00:05:42.676 align:center Go upstairs and watch TV while Bubby does business, okay? 00:05:42.759 --> 00:05:44.636 align:center - Okay. - Okay. 00:05:47.556 --> 00:05:51.685 align:center Yeah, so my wife just thinks it's too showy. 00:05:52.769 --> 00:05:54.521 align:center Too showy, huh? 00:05:56.899 --> 00:05:59.610 align:center Is that why you don't wear a wedding ring? 00:05:59.693 --> 00:06:01.737 align:center You gonna buy the watch or are you gonna analyze me? 00:06:01.820 --> 00:06:04.031 align:center I can do both at the same time. 00:06:08.702 --> 00:06:10.245 align:center I'll give you 65 for it. 00:06:10.329 --> 00:06:12.080 align:center Lipschitz was gonna give me 185. 00:06:12.164 --> 00:06:13.332 align:center Then he sent you to me. 00:06:13.999 --> 00:06:15.792 align:center You could sell it legit, you wouldn't be here. 00:06:18.253 --> 00:06:19.254 align:center Ninety-five. 00:06:23.717 --> 00:06:26.428 align:center We don't get men like you in here very often. 00:06:26.512 --> 00:06:28.597 align:center You're what, a trader? Stockbroker? 00:06:29.598 --> 00:06:30.682 align:center Whatever. 00:06:31.183 --> 00:06:36.104 align:center The point is, you're a man who buys and sells things he never touches. 00:06:36.188 --> 00:06:38.482 align:center You assign value out of your ass. 00:06:39.107 --> 00:06:42.903 align:center Your skill is in selling that value to other rich schmucks. 00:06:43.737 --> 00:06:47.449 align:center Now here you are, selling me something you can hold in your hand. 00:06:47.533 --> 00:06:48.951 align:center This is new to you. 00:06:49.034 --> 00:06:53.163 align:center You don't understand this market, but you still think you can negotiate it. 00:06:55.290 --> 00:06:57.376 align:center That's not savvy, that's stupidity. 00:06:59.211 --> 00:07:01.129 align:center Maybe it's just desperation. 00:07:03.966 --> 00:07:05.843 align:center That's the first honest thing you've said. 00:07:06.343 --> 00:07:08.303 align:center Now we can do business. 00:07:08.387 --> 00:07:09.638 align:center I'll give you 60. 00:07:11.181 --> 00:07:12.432 align:center You just said 65. 00:07:12.516 --> 00:07:13.767 align:center Deal. 00:07:13.851 --> 00:07:15.936 align:center You got me back to my original price. 00:07:16.019 --> 00:07:18.272 align:center Some negotiator. 00:08:53.742 --> 00:08:54.743 align:center Oh, baby. 00:09:07.256 --> 00:09:08.382 align:center It's time, bud. 00:09:11.093 --> 00:09:12.344 align:center It's time. 00:09:12.970 --> 00:09:14.471 align:center - Good morning. - We're late. 00:09:14.555 --> 00:09:17.224 align:center Hey, did you text your dad back? 00:09:17.307 --> 00:09:18.350 align:center Are you kidding? 00:09:18.433 --> 00:09:20.644 align:center Just text him back, please, for me. 00:09:21.603 --> 00:09:22.938 align:center Yeah, fine. 00:09:23.021 --> 00:09:24.147 align:center Hey. 00:09:28.819 --> 00:09:30.070 align:center Bye, Mom. 00:09:32.447 --> 00:09:36.618 align:center Arm into the sky as you inhale, taking the right arm down back. 00:09:36.702 --> 00:09:38.036 align:center We'll drop that left arm back… 00:09:38.120 --> 00:09:39.955 align:center My thong has impregnated me. 00:09:40.998 --> 00:09:41.999 align:center There you go. 00:09:44.084 --> 00:09:44.918 align:center Hi. 00:09:51.425 --> 00:09:52.426 align:center Thank you. 00:09:54.428 --> 00:09:58.473 align:center She's, like, an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick. 00:09:58.557 --> 00:10:01.476 align:center It was just a selfie and I shared it with my boyfriend, 00:10:01.560 --> 00:10:03.395 align:center then he shared it with his friends… 00:10:04.521 --> 00:10:06.190 align:center I dropped out of robotics club. 00:10:06.273 --> 00:10:07.524 align:center Tell me what happened. 00:10:07.608 --> 00:10:09.735 align:center You can't make me talk. 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:12.905 align:center No, look, he comes downstairs with flowers, 00:10:12.988 --> 00:10:16.366 align:center he planted the biggest, sloppiest most tongue-iest kiss on me 00:10:16.450 --> 00:10:18.160 align:center that you've ever experienced in your life… 00:10:20.621 --> 00:10:21.955 align:center Mark. 00:10:22.039 --> 00:10:24.750 align:center Yeah, my mother went off on me like she usually does. 00:10:24.833 --> 00:10:28.378 align:center I guess I just proved her right for, like, the thousandth time. 00:10:28.462 --> 00:10:29.588 align:center Well, now wait a minute. 00:10:29.671 --> 00:10:32.007 align:center Can we acknowledge that there's a difference 00:10:32.090 --> 00:10:35.511 align:center between getting detention and keying a car? 00:10:35.594 --> 00:10:37.429 align:center Yeah, I know. 00:10:38.263 --> 00:10:40.974 align:center Is that the first time you've ever done something like that? 00:10:41.058 --> 00:10:42.184 align:center The first time I got caught. 00:10:44.770 --> 00:10:47.856 align:center - Do you know the owner of the car? - Nah, it wasn't like that. 00:10:47.940 --> 00:10:49.149 align:center Why'd you do it then? 00:10:49.233 --> 00:10:51.985 align:center I mean, you may not know, but I'm just wondering, 00:10:53.695 --> 00:10:55.030 align:center what was going through your head? 00:10:56.240 --> 00:10:59.034 align:center It's like I get so angry. 00:11:00.202 --> 00:11:03.163 align:center It's not really angry, it's more like this energy, 00:11:03.872 --> 00:11:06.708 align:center and it builds up and it's just inside me, 00:11:06.792 --> 00:11:08.460 align:center making me anxious. 00:11:08.544 --> 00:11:11.755 align:center And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it, 00:11:11.839 --> 00:11:16.093 align:center and if I don't do something, I'll just explode, you know? 00:11:18.512 --> 00:11:20.597 align:center And then I break a window, 00:11:20.681 --> 00:11:22.057 align:center key a car or something. 00:11:23.642 --> 00:11:25.060 align:center And it's like… 00:11:25.853 --> 00:11:29.523 align:center it just seeps out of me, and I can breathe right again. 00:11:40.325 --> 00:11:43.704 align:center We all have a dream, some nirvana we picture. 00:11:43.787 --> 00:11:45.080 align:center That place we want to get to 00:11:45.163 --> 00:11:47.207 align:center that will finally mean we've pulled it off, 00:11:47.291 --> 00:11:49.668 align:center success, happiness, peace. 00:11:50.878 --> 00:11:52.671 align:center For me, it was Westmont Village, 00:11:52.754 --> 00:11:57.050 align:center with its seven- and eight-figure homes, rolling lawns, and exclusive clubs. 00:11:57.968 --> 00:11:59.303 align:center But I was starting to suspect 00:11:59.386 --> 00:12:01.889 align:center that my dreams had been every bit as full of shit 00:12:01.972 --> 00:12:03.140 align:center as the rest of me. 00:12:16.153 --> 00:12:17.279 align:center Hey, Coop! 00:12:25.454 --> 00:12:26.705 align:center The Oakwood Country Club, 00:12:26.788 --> 00:12:28.624 align:center hundred grand a year buys you the privilege 00:12:28.707 --> 00:12:30.167 align:center of paying 40% above market 00:12:30.250 --> 00:12:32.961 align:center for every salad, burger, coffee and cocktail they serve. 00:12:33.712 --> 00:12:34.963 align:center But if you don't join, 00:12:35.047 --> 00:12:37.424 align:center it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you. 00:12:37.925 --> 00:12:40.427 align:center It's the age-old economics of social extortion 00:12:40.511 --> 00:12:43.180 align:center but seeing it for what it was never stopped me from falling in line 00:12:43.263 --> 00:12:44.681 align:center with all the other suckers. 00:12:45.307 --> 00:12:46.433 align:center Nice. 00:12:48.268 --> 00:12:49.645 align:center You making me work a little. 00:12:49.728 --> 00:12:51.188 align:center Why's she hitting with Nick? 00:12:51.688 --> 00:12:52.773 align:center 'Cause you're late. 00:12:53.357 --> 00:12:54.191 align:center Good. 00:12:55.400 --> 00:12:56.401 align:center Tennis is my thing. 00:12:56.485 --> 00:12:59.863 align:center Can you please just not have him do that? 00:12:59.947 --> 00:13:01.156 align:center Okay, it wasn't planned, Coop. 00:13:01.240 --> 00:13:03.534 align:center We just never know when you're gonna show up and the tournament's tomorrow. 00:13:03.617 --> 00:13:05.077 align:center She's doing fine. 00:13:05.160 --> 00:13:09.248 align:center She needs to get her UTR up to a 9 for Princeton to even look at her. 00:13:09.331 --> 00:13:10.791 align:center I thought she was at a 9. 00:13:10.874 --> 00:13:12.459 align:center No, she's an 8.7. 00:13:12.543 --> 00:13:14.169 align:center She has to win two consecutive matches 00:13:14.253 --> 00:13:16.171 align:center against four or five-star recruits at this thing. 00:13:16.255 --> 00:13:18.382 align:center Well, how is a basketball player gonna help with that? 00:13:18.465 --> 00:13:21.051 align:center He was here on time. 00:13:25.264 --> 00:13:26.431 align:center You're right. 00:13:26.515 --> 00:13:27.724 align:center Now let's go. 00:13:28.600 --> 00:13:29.810 align:center Hey. 00:13:30.978 --> 00:13:33.063 align:center Hey, Coop, sorry about that, just trying to help. 00:13:33.146 --> 00:13:35.691 align:center Yeah, yeah. If I hear of anybody that needs their wife fucked, 00:13:35.774 --> 00:13:37.067 align:center I'll let you know. 00:13:40.279 --> 00:13:42.531 align:center All right, let's just do some net work, huh? 00:13:42.614 --> 00:13:43.824 align:center Coach tells us not to rush the net. 00:13:45.117 --> 00:13:47.369 align:center Well, he's right except when he's… 00:13:48.829 --> 00:13:49.955 align:center …not. 00:13:52.374 --> 00:13:54.209 align:center The tournament is tomorrow. It's not the time. 00:13:55.127 --> 00:13:57.129 align:center It's basic tennis. Come on, let me show ya. 00:13:57.212 --> 00:13:58.297 align:center Hit it. Hit it hard. 00:14:06.680 --> 00:14:07.514 align:center You okay? 00:14:08.265 --> 00:14:09.391 align:center Nice. Good one. 00:14:10.726 --> 00:14:12.352 align:center You punched my boyfriend in the balls. 00:14:13.562 --> 00:14:15.272 align:center Okay, well, it was still worth it. 00:14:15.898 --> 00:14:16.899 align:center Hey, Tori. 00:14:17.524 --> 00:14:19.735 align:center - Hey, Chels. - Good luck tomorrow. 00:14:19.818 --> 00:14:20.819 align:center You too. Bitch. 00:14:23.947 --> 00:14:26.325 align:center - I thought you two were friends. - Yeah, we are, but there's only one spot 00:14:26.408 --> 00:14:28.243 align:center for an incoming freshman on the tennis team. 00:14:28.327 --> 00:14:30.621 align:center Well, look on the bright side, maybe she won't get into Princeton. 00:14:30.704 --> 00:14:31.914 align:center Maybe I won't. 00:14:32.789 --> 00:14:34.082 align:center Now you're just being stupid. 00:14:34.833 --> 00:14:36.793 align:center Come on, back to the baseline. 00:14:36.877 --> 00:14:38.003 align:center Let's go. 00:15:08.116 --> 00:15:09.952 align:center Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh? 00:15:10.035 --> 00:15:11.119 align:center They're fine. 00:15:13.872 --> 00:15:15.415 align:center Still early days. 00:15:15.499 --> 00:15:18.168 align:center Early days? He's practically living with you. 00:15:18.252 --> 00:15:19.378 align:center What? No, he isn't. 00:15:19.461 --> 00:15:21.421 align:center I send him home all the time. 00:15:21.505 --> 00:15:23.590 align:center I like to have my bed to myself. 00:15:23.674 --> 00:15:26.426 align:center Send him to me. I'll keep him in the garage like a mower, 00:15:26.510 --> 00:15:28.428 align:center take him out when I need a little trim. 00:15:29.263 --> 00:15:30.264 align:center What does that mean? 00:15:30.347 --> 00:15:32.349 align:center - Maggie and I joined his gym. - Yes. 00:15:32.432 --> 00:15:34.059 align:center - Great classes. - Great. 00:15:35.269 --> 00:15:36.812 align:center I prefer Equinox. 00:15:37.688 --> 00:15:38.939 align:center That's 'cause Mel needs her space… 00:15:39.022 --> 00:15:40.023 align:center - Whatever. - …doesn't she? 00:15:40.649 --> 00:15:42.568 align:center - Shit. Guys. - What? 00:15:42.651 --> 00:15:43.986 align:center Paul's here. 00:15:46.905 --> 00:15:49.950 align:center Oh, dear. Is that the waitress? 00:15:50.033 --> 00:15:51.618 align:center Yeah, in the flesh. 00:15:52.953 --> 00:15:54.788 align:center Literally, that's all her flesh. 00:15:54.872 --> 00:15:56.790 align:center I cannot believe he brought her here. 00:15:56.874 --> 00:15:58.125 align:center There should be a rule about that. 00:15:58.208 --> 00:15:59.168 align:center Fuck her. 00:15:59.251 --> 00:16:00.252 align:center Yeah, fuck her. 00:16:00.335 --> 00:16:02.087 align:center How old is she, 16, 17? 00:16:02.171 --> 00:16:03.380 align:center Twenty-four. 00:16:04.631 --> 00:16:06.216 align:center - Her name's Misty. - God. 00:16:06.300 --> 00:16:10.888 align:center I was gonna guess Savannah, but Misty tracks. 00:16:10.971 --> 00:16:11.930 align:center Yeah. 00:16:12.014 --> 00:16:14.057 align:center Well, you've been to his places. 00:16:14.141 --> 00:16:16.268 align:center All his waitresses are some version of her. 00:16:16.351 --> 00:16:17.644 align:center Hey. Hey. 00:16:17.728 --> 00:16:18.854 align:center What? 00:16:20.856 --> 00:16:23.317 align:center Present company excluded, of course. 00:16:23.400 --> 00:16:24.693 align:center It's fine. 00:16:25.569 --> 00:16:28.572 align:center He picked me 15 years ago, back when I wore bikinis like that. 00:16:28.655 --> 00:16:31.074 align:center Don't even, Sam. You are hot as fuck. 00:16:31.658 --> 00:16:33.202 align:center And when you say you're ready, 00:16:33.285 --> 00:16:36.413 align:center we're gonna set you up with some eligible bachelor. 00:16:36.496 --> 00:16:37.414 align:center Yeah. 00:16:37.497 --> 00:16:39.833 align:center Oh, yeah, Sam, you're gonna have more dick than you know what to do with. 00:16:39.917 --> 00:16:41.043 align:center Okay. 00:16:41.126 --> 00:16:42.920 align:center What do you know about dick? 00:16:43.003 --> 00:16:45.422 align:center Thank you, guys, but she can have him. 00:16:47.799 --> 00:16:49.343 align:center And you can have his money. 00:16:49.426 --> 00:16:51.178 align:center Hey. Hey, hear, hear! 00:16:54.139 --> 00:16:57.267 align:center Weekend brunch at the club, where you'll find great food, 00:16:57.351 --> 00:17:01.688 align:center good company, and an endless parade of conspicuous consumerism. 00:17:01.772 --> 00:17:05.901 align:center It's not like I'd never noticed, but I guess now I was seeing it differently. 00:17:07.819 --> 00:17:09.154 align:center Hey, guys, how's it going? 00:17:09.780 --> 00:17:11.406 align:center Hi, Coop. Are you joining us? 00:17:12.241 --> 00:17:14.034 align:center Unclear. Have you seen Hunter? 00:17:14.117 --> 00:17:16.537 align:center - Anybody? - He's around here somewhere. 00:17:17.037 --> 00:17:18.454 align:center Jake, hey. 00:17:18.539 --> 00:17:21.124 align:center - Hey. - Fuck. 00:17:21.834 --> 00:17:23.961 align:center Hey there, Jake. How are ya, buddy? 00:17:24.545 --> 00:17:25.462 align:center Mr. Cooper. 00:17:26.672 --> 00:17:28.006 align:center Sorry about the other day. 00:17:28.089 --> 00:17:29.424 align:center You kinda caught me by surprise. 00:17:29.508 --> 00:17:32.010 align:center Yeah. I was pretty surprised myself. 00:17:32.511 --> 00:17:33.345 align:center I bet. 00:17:33.887 --> 00:17:35.264 align:center Well, I hope there's no… 00:17:36.348 --> 00:17:38.016 align:center lasting damage. 00:17:38.100 --> 00:17:40.561 align:center And more importantly, hope there's no hard feelings. 00:17:41.812 --> 00:17:43.564 align:center - Sure, no hard feelings. - Good. 00:17:43.647 --> 00:17:45.065 align:center Great. Come on, sit down, have some lunch. 00:17:45.148 --> 00:17:46.567 align:center Yeah, Jake, come… Let's get you… 00:17:46.650 --> 00:17:48.610 align:center - How was that? - I'd like it better if you meant it… 00:17:48.694 --> 00:17:51.113 align:center Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants on. 00:17:51.196 --> 00:17:52.739 align:center You understand me? Come on. 00:17:52.823 --> 00:17:56.410 align:center All right. If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him. 00:17:57.411 --> 00:17:58.453 align:center Thank you. 00:18:00.581 --> 00:18:02.040 align:center - Hi, there. - Hey. 00:18:02.124 --> 00:18:04.084 align:center - How are you? - Well, I'm still mad at you. 00:18:04.168 --> 00:18:06.628 align:center I know, but to be honest, I can't exactly remember why. 00:18:06.712 --> 00:18:08.797 align:center - Fuck, Coop. - Hey, hey, I'm kidding. 00:18:08.881 --> 00:18:10.591 align:center I'm kidding. I'm sorry. 00:18:10.674 --> 00:18:11.842 align:center Sam, come on. 00:18:11.925 --> 00:18:13.969 align:center I'm sorry about the other night, I was preoccupied. 00:18:14.052 --> 00:18:16.054 align:center Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer, 00:18:16.138 --> 00:18:18.265 align:center but Paul brought his damn waitress and I'm feeling vulnerable 00:18:18.348 --> 00:18:20.893 align:center which is really pissing me off, so yeah. 00:18:20.976 --> 00:18:22.352 align:center Did you see what she was wearing? 00:18:23.020 --> 00:18:24.396 align:center You know, I didn't notice. 00:18:24.479 --> 00:18:26.690 align:center That's because she's wearing so little of it. 00:18:26.773 --> 00:18:29.318 align:center Point is, I need to feel sexy really damn soon, 00:18:29.401 --> 00:18:30.736 align:center so I'm gonna give you a pass. 00:18:30.819 --> 00:18:33.030 align:center - Well, I'll make it worth your while. - Damn right you will. 00:18:33.113 --> 00:18:34.615 align:center - Hey, girls. - Hey, guys. 00:18:34.698 --> 00:18:36.074 align:center How's it going? 00:18:36.158 --> 00:18:37.576 align:center Hello, ladies. 00:18:37.659 --> 00:18:39.286 align:center - Hey. - Brad, Jules, how's it going? 00:18:39.369 --> 00:18:41.038 align:center Hey, Coop. What's new and exciting? 00:18:41.121 --> 00:18:43.999 align:center Oh, God, same old same old. How are things at the bank? 00:18:44.082 --> 00:18:46.585 align:center They're shitting a few bricks about the rate hikes. 00:18:46.668 --> 00:18:49.505 align:center - But we see the way through. - Please, guys, spare us the shoptalk. 00:18:49.588 --> 00:18:51.215 align:center Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier. 00:18:51.298 --> 00:18:52.382 align:center You're looking very strong. 00:18:52.466 --> 00:18:54.218 align:center Thank you, Mr. Cooper. 00:18:54.301 --> 00:18:55.844 align:center I saw Nick hitting with Tori. 00:18:55.928 --> 00:18:58.388 align:center You bringing in the big guns, huh? 00:18:58.972 --> 00:19:00.974 align:center Coop is the big gun, honey. 00:19:01.058 --> 00:19:02.601 align:center He played for Princeton. 00:19:03.185 --> 00:19:04.228 align:center Did I know that? 00:19:04.311 --> 00:19:05.771 align:center It was a lifetime ago. 00:19:05.854 --> 00:19:10.067 align:center Well, I'm predicting our daughters make it to the final again like last year. 00:19:10.150 --> 00:19:12.236 align:center - What do you think? - That's the smart money. 00:19:12.736 --> 00:19:14.696 align:center Hi. How are you? 00:19:14.780 --> 00:19:15.656 align:center Hi. 00:19:15.739 --> 00:19:17.824 align:center Good, everybody. Happy weekend. 00:19:17.908 --> 00:19:20.452 align:center - Hey, honey. How was the pool? - It was great. 00:19:20.536 --> 00:19:21.870 align:center Speaking of smart money, 00:19:22.579 --> 00:19:24.665 align:center I pulled a lot of strings to get you that Three Yankees interview. 00:19:24.748 --> 00:19:26.208 align:center Come on, it was a bullshit job. 00:19:26.291 --> 00:19:27.960 align:center And that bullshit job could have been yours. 00:19:28.877 --> 00:19:30.420 align:center Look, you have been shunned, my friend. 00:19:30.504 --> 00:19:31.964 align:center And before you can get back to where you were, 00:19:32.047 --> 00:19:33.549 align:center you gotta get a foot in the door. 00:19:33.632 --> 00:19:34.800 align:center I opened the fucking door. 00:19:34.883 --> 00:19:36.635 align:center I'm not gonna sing for my supper, Barney. 00:19:36.718 --> 00:19:38.428 align:center Let's see if you're singing that tune in six months. 00:19:39.263 --> 00:19:41.515 align:center I think you're just worried about your 5%. 00:19:41.598 --> 00:19:44.643 align:center Damn right I am, along with about 40,000 in unpaid invoices you owe me. 00:19:46.186 --> 00:19:49.064 align:center - I'm just saying. - Yeah, well, I'm just saying I… 00:19:49.147 --> 00:19:50.983 align:center - I gotta go. - You just sat down. 00:19:51.066 --> 00:19:52.359 align:center I know. I gotta go. Hey. 00:19:54.361 --> 00:19:55.529 align:center - Hiya, Dad. - Hey. 00:19:56.280 --> 00:19:57.281 align:center Are you high? 00:19:58.532 --> 00:19:59.575 align:center No. 00:20:00.951 --> 00:20:02.578 align:center - Barely. - Hunter. 00:20:02.661 --> 00:20:04.037 align:center It's fine, I just took one hit. 00:20:04.121 --> 00:20:06.039 align:center Rein it in. 00:20:06.707 --> 00:20:08.458 align:center You are too young for this shit. 00:20:09.501 --> 00:20:10.961 align:center Weren't you gonna get the drums? 00:20:12.087 --> 00:20:13.755 align:center It's a long story. They're at my house. 00:20:14.965 --> 00:20:16.133 align:center Well, can we go get them? 00:20:16.758 --> 00:20:18.051 align:center We could use Mom's car. 00:20:20.095 --> 00:20:21.680 align:center Actually, that's a pretty good idea. 00:20:21.763 --> 00:20:23.265 align:center You know what? I have an errand to run first, 00:20:23.348 --> 00:20:24.725 align:center and then we can go get the drums. 00:20:24.808 --> 00:20:25.809 align:center Deal. 00:20:25.893 --> 00:20:30.522 align:center Okay, why don't you go and switch cars? 00:20:32.482 --> 00:20:33.483 align:center Can you do it? 00:20:34.318 --> 00:20:35.903 align:center She's gonna freak out if she thinks I'm high. 00:20:35.986 --> 00:20:38.238 align:center Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime. 00:20:39.990 --> 00:20:41.533 align:center Go get it. Come on. 00:21:07.476 --> 00:21:09.728 align:center - How'd that go? - Better than expected. 00:21:09.811 --> 00:21:12.272 align:center Yeah? Here. You're gonna need that. 00:21:17.444 --> 00:21:19.154 align:center What the hell is that? 00:21:19.863 --> 00:21:21.281 align:center Have you not seen the Assmobile yet? 00:21:22.241 --> 00:21:23.367 align:center It's Nick's. 00:21:23.450 --> 00:21:24.910 align:center He's very proud of it. 00:21:26.995 --> 00:21:28.121 align:center I bet. 00:21:31.333 --> 00:21:32.543 align:center - Thank you. - No problem. 00:22:08.829 --> 00:22:10.122 align:center - Get that. - Yes. 00:22:10.622 --> 00:22:11.456 align:center Sorry. 00:22:12.708 --> 00:22:14.793 align:center Hello, hello. Come on in. 00:22:14.877 --> 00:22:17.296 align:center We got a new coffee machine. 00:22:18.380 --> 00:22:20.174 align:center I'm gonna make us all coffee. 00:22:22.342 --> 00:22:23.635 align:center Did they kick you out? 00:22:23.719 --> 00:22:25.554 align:center - Mom. - No, they didn't kick me out. 00:22:25.637 --> 00:22:26.597 align:center I'm just asking. 00:22:26.680 --> 00:22:29.391 align:center That place was falling apart, we're trying to find her a better place. 00:22:29.474 --> 00:22:31.935 align:center - So, why isn't she staying with you? - Gee, thanks, Mom. 00:22:32.019 --> 00:22:34.313 align:center Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly The Ritz. 00:22:34.396 --> 00:22:36.023 align:center Why would you wanna come back here? 00:22:36.106 --> 00:22:37.232 align:center I don't have a spare bedroom. 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:41.153 align:center I keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore. 00:22:42.571 --> 00:22:44.656 align:center Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can just-- 00:22:44.740 --> 00:22:46.575 align:center No, of course not. 00:22:47.659 --> 00:22:48.952 align:center I'm just saying. 00:22:49.620 --> 00:22:51.038 align:center What exactly is it you're just saying? 00:22:52.164 --> 00:22:55.083 align:center I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent 00:22:55.167 --> 00:22:57.419 align:center - on screwing up your lives, is all. - Jesus. Fuck. 00:22:57.503 --> 00:22:59.171 align:center Who wants decaf? 00:22:59.254 --> 00:23:01.048 align:center - That's me. - We don't have decaf, Ron. 00:23:01.131 --> 00:23:05.260 align:center - The silver pods are decaf. - No, the blue were and we're out. 00:23:05.886 --> 00:23:06.887 align:center You still want it? 00:23:06.970 --> 00:23:09.848 align:center Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety. 00:23:12.476 --> 00:23:14.603 align:center I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs. 00:23:14.686 --> 00:23:16.271 align:center Andy, your coffee. 00:23:16.355 --> 00:23:18.190 align:center Yeah, Dad, I'll get it later. 00:23:40.420 --> 00:23:44.466 align:center I saw Bruce and his family at the Stop & Shop. 00:23:44.550 --> 00:23:48.929 align:center He has those two adorable kids, gorgeous skin tone. 00:23:49.012 --> 00:23:52.224 align:center It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his. 00:23:52.307 --> 00:23:53.308 align:center That's great, Mom. 00:23:53.392 --> 00:23:56.979 align:center Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered. 00:23:57.062 --> 00:24:00.649 align:center And I just couldn't help thinking how things would have been 00:24:00.732 --> 00:24:02.192 align:center if you'd just married him back then. 00:24:02.276 --> 00:24:04.111 align:center I would have still been me. 00:24:04.194 --> 00:24:06.488 align:center - You were supposed to get married? - It's a long story. 00:24:06.572 --> 00:24:08.323 align:center She skipped out on her own wedding. 00:24:08.407 --> 00:24:10.367 align:center - I had a psychotic break. - I know. 00:24:10.450 --> 00:24:13.287 align:center I'm not blaming you. I'm just saying. 00:24:14.788 --> 00:24:15.914 align:center Change of plans. 00:24:16.874 --> 00:24:18.208 align:center - We're leaving. - Okay. 00:24:18.292 --> 00:24:19.501 align:center Wait a minute, what happened? 00:24:19.585 --> 00:24:20.586 align:center Where are you going? 00:24:20.669 --> 00:24:22.754 align:center You couldn't have just fixed up her room? Made her bed? 00:24:22.838 --> 00:24:24.131 align:center I was planning on it. 00:24:24.214 --> 00:24:25.591 align:center Right. 00:24:25.674 --> 00:24:27.384 align:center Come on, let's go. 00:24:29.970 --> 00:24:31.013 align:center I love you, Mom. 00:24:32.472 --> 00:24:33.807 align:center Love you, Dad. 00:24:34.516 --> 00:24:35.517 align:center Come on. 00:24:36.393 --> 00:24:37.394 align:center This way. 00:24:42.983 --> 00:24:44.359 align:center No one drank the coffee. 00:24:53.076 --> 00:24:55.913 align:center Grandma really sucks. 00:24:55.996 --> 00:24:57.414 align:center Buddy, you have no idea. 00:24:57.497 --> 00:24:58.957 align:center You can have my room, Ali. 00:24:59.833 --> 00:25:03.170 align:center That's sweet, babe, but I don't wanna invade your space. 00:25:03.253 --> 00:25:04.588 align:center It's fine. 00:25:04.671 --> 00:25:06.131 align:center I'm not there that much anyway. 00:25:11.803 --> 00:25:12.804 align:center Fuck. 00:25:22.231 --> 00:25:24.191 align:center Don't linger in doorways, it's creepy. 00:25:26.401 --> 00:25:27.444 align:center Sorry. 00:25:27.528 --> 00:25:30.405 align:center Here, this is the last of it. 00:25:30.489 --> 00:25:31.949 align:center Great. Thanks. 00:25:32.533 --> 00:25:34.409 align:center Look, I'm sorry I have to uproot you like this. 00:25:34.493 --> 00:25:35.536 align:center Please. I'll be fine. 00:25:35.619 --> 00:25:37.746 align:center I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me, 00:25:37.829 --> 00:25:39.456 align:center then we'll get you set up someplace else, all right? 00:25:39.540 --> 00:25:41.959 align:center Andy, you've been taking care of me for years. 00:25:42.042 --> 00:25:43.752 align:center Whatever else you think you might have fucked up, 00:25:43.836 --> 00:25:45.754 align:center you've always been an above-average brother. 00:25:48.048 --> 00:25:49.424 align:center I'd be lost without you. 00:25:52.886 --> 00:25:53.887 align:center God. 00:26:00.978 --> 00:26:03.564 align:center I have to run a couple errands. 00:26:04.106 --> 00:26:06.275 align:center Will you be okay here for a while? 00:26:06.358 --> 00:26:07.776 align:center I don't need babysitting. 00:26:07.860 --> 00:26:09.695 align:center - Go. Live your life. - All right. 00:26:10.362 --> 00:26:12.364 align:center Clean this shit up. Put it away. Come on. 00:26:14.032 --> 00:26:16.410 align:center Eighty some odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler 00:26:16.493 --> 00:26:18.078 align:center and immigrated to the United States, 00:26:18.161 --> 00:26:20.455 align:center where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner 00:26:20.539 --> 00:26:22.749 align:center in upstate New York just off the interstate. 00:26:22.833 --> 00:26:26.086 align:center By the time his prediabetic grandson Paul, Samantha's husband, 00:26:26.170 --> 00:26:27.629 align:center took over the family business, 00:26:27.713 --> 00:26:30.465 align:center it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants. 00:26:31.091 --> 00:26:32.551 align:center And now, Herschel's empire, 00:26:32.634 --> 00:26:34.386 align:center which fed his family for almost a century, 00:26:34.469 --> 00:26:37.264 align:center would fall to the vagaries of New York State divorce law 00:26:37.931 --> 00:26:41.268 align:center all because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants. 00:26:42.436 --> 00:26:43.437 align:center Hey. 00:26:45.022 --> 00:26:46.273 align:center I'm sorry. What the fuck is that? 00:26:47.441 --> 00:26:48.317 align:center That's Nick's. 00:26:48.942 --> 00:26:50.777 align:center Yeah. Pretty tasteful I think. 00:26:50.861 --> 00:26:52.321 align:center And why are you driving Nick's car? 00:26:52.404 --> 00:26:53.697 align:center Well, I had to trade cars 00:26:53.780 --> 00:26:55.407 align:center 'cause I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter. 00:26:55.490 --> 00:26:57.159 align:center I didn't have time to trade back. It's… 00:26:57.242 --> 00:26:58.327 align:center It's been a day. 00:26:58.410 --> 00:27:00.162 align:center Do you want me to put it in the garage? 00:27:01.538 --> 00:27:02.873 align:center No, I have a better idea. 00:27:05.584 --> 00:27:07.920 align:center Wait. Wait, touch my ass. 00:27:08.420 --> 00:27:12.007 align:center Yeah. Come on. Oh, God. 00:27:12.591 --> 00:27:13.592 align:center Yeah. 00:27:13.675 --> 00:27:16.011 align:center Yeah. Fuck. God. 00:27:20.015 --> 00:27:23.060 align:center Wait. Fuck. 00:27:24.645 --> 00:27:25.646 align:center Fuck! 00:27:26.522 --> 00:27:28.440 align:center Nick's gonna love his new car smell. 00:27:29.858 --> 00:27:31.818 align:center So, you left the club pretty fast today. 00:27:32.486 --> 00:27:34.446 align:center Yeah. I was dealing with some family stuff. 00:27:34.530 --> 00:27:36.240 align:center - Yeah, everything okay? - Yeah. 00:27:36.323 --> 00:27:38.075 align:center It's… Sure. It's all good. 00:27:39.284 --> 00:27:42.454 align:center You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days. 00:27:42.538 --> 00:27:44.122 align:center The only bright spot is seeing you 00:27:44.206 --> 00:27:47.000 align:center and we have to pretend that nothing's going on. 00:27:47.084 --> 00:27:48.836 align:center Yeah. Well, I'm not sure I could stomach 00:27:48.919 --> 00:27:51.421 align:center being at the center of another club controversy right now. 00:27:51.505 --> 00:27:53.423 align:center Oh, God, no. Yours is old news already. 00:27:53.507 --> 00:27:55.592 align:center Mine is just kicking into high gear. 00:27:55.676 --> 00:27:57.970 align:center You know, the girlfriend tried to talk to me today 00:27:58.053 --> 00:27:59.888 align:center about Henry's anxiety levels. 00:27:59.972 --> 00:28:01.139 align:center And how did that go? 00:28:01.223 --> 00:28:03.058 align:center Not as well as she'd hoped. 00:28:03.141 --> 00:28:06.603 align:center Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her. 00:28:08.188 --> 00:28:10.107 align:center Well, hate him. Pity her. 00:28:12.442 --> 00:28:13.443 align:center And fuck you. 00:28:13.527 --> 00:28:14.736 align:center Exactly. 00:28:17.322 --> 00:28:19.491 align:center God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety. 00:28:20.075 --> 00:28:22.327 align:center - She got in your head, huh? - Yes. 00:28:22.411 --> 00:28:23.912 align:center I know. It's so annoying. 00:28:24.913 --> 00:28:26.206 align:center Are you heading out? 00:28:27.124 --> 00:28:30.711 align:center Well, I thought I could stay the night. 00:28:30.794 --> 00:28:32.379 align:center You know, I could leave before the kids got up. 00:28:35.007 --> 00:28:36.258 align:center That's a great idea. 00:28:37.801 --> 00:28:39.928 align:center We could listen to a podcast. 00:28:41.597 --> 00:28:42.806 align:center There's this really great one. 00:28:44.308 --> 00:28:47.769 align:center It's about home organization. 00:28:47.853 --> 00:28:49.479 align:center - And… - Okay. 00:28:50.480 --> 00:28:53.567 align:center …you separate your pots from their lids. 00:28:53.650 --> 00:28:55.527 align:center Okay. That's smart. 00:28:56.445 --> 00:28:57.905 align:center Yeah, and then… 00:28:58.864 --> 00:29:01.950 align:center you have a whole room just for the luggage. 00:29:03.535 --> 00:29:04.786 align:center You have a luggage room. 00:29:04.870 --> 00:29:06.413 align:center That's really convenient. 00:29:35.526 --> 00:29:36.777 align:center No? Okay. 00:29:39.112 --> 00:29:41.365 align:center How did it go with your dad today? 00:29:41.949 --> 00:29:42.908 align:center Fine. 00:29:42.991 --> 00:29:44.284 align:center Did you two do anything fun? 00:29:47.663 --> 00:29:49.748 align:center It's okay to have fun with him, you know. 00:29:49.831 --> 00:29:51.875 align:center It's not gonna hurt my feelings. I promise. 00:29:53.252 --> 00:29:54.253 align:center I know. 00:29:58.215 --> 00:29:59.591 align:center And it's okay to miss him. 00:30:00.801 --> 00:30:03.136 align:center Honestly, it doesn't feel that different than it did before. 00:31:34.186 --> 00:31:35.187 align:center Why? 00:31:45.322 --> 00:31:46.865 align:center I had to pee. 00:31:53.288 --> 00:31:54.289 align:center I get it. 00:31:56.708 --> 00:31:58.418 align:center Can you tuck me in? 00:31:58.502 --> 00:31:59.628 align:center Sure, buddy. 00:31:59.711 --> 00:32:01.129 align:center Where we going? 00:32:01.213 --> 00:32:03.340 align:center - There. - Okay, get in bed. 00:32:03.423 --> 00:32:04.842 align:center There you go. 00:32:04.925 --> 00:32:07.553 align:center Let's tuck you in. There you go. 00:32:07.636 --> 00:32:09.555 align:center Okay, night, night. 00:32:11.265 --> 00:32:12.766 align:center I need my dragon. 00:32:12.850 --> 00:32:14.935 align:center - Where is it? - On the dresser. 00:32:16.854 --> 00:32:18.772 align:center Oh, yeah, there it is. 00:32:20.858 --> 00:32:23.151 align:center This guy, huh? Yeah. 00:32:24.194 --> 00:32:26.321 align:center Okay, pal, here's your dragon. 00:32:30.367 --> 00:32:32.995 align:center Can you stay till I fall asleep? 00:32:43.255 --> 00:32:44.715 align:center Sure, buddy, sure. 00:32:44.798 --> 00:32:46.341 align:center I'll be right here, okay? 00:32:47.134 --> 00:32:49.219 align:center Be right here, we'll both even fall asleep. 00:32:49.303 --> 00:32:50.304 align:center Okay. 00:32:50.387 --> 00:32:51.763 align:center There you go, buddy. 00:32:58.729 --> 00:33:00.314 align:center It was at moments like these, 00:33:00.397 --> 00:33:02.191 align:center sitting on the floor in someone else's house 00:33:02.274 --> 00:33:05.110 align:center in the middle of the night, tucking in someone else's kid, 00:33:05.819 --> 00:33:08.780 align:center when I realized how far you could drift away from your own life, 00:33:09.406 --> 00:33:10.991 align:center without actually going anywhere. 00:33:29.218 --> 00:33:30.052 align:center Hello? 00:33:31.178 --> 00:33:32.471 align:center Good morning. 00:33:33.263 --> 00:33:35.807 align:center I was having a little trouble getting the hang of your kitchen, 00:33:35.891 --> 00:33:40.479 align:center so I went out and I got all of our favorites from when we were kids. 00:33:41.688 --> 00:33:42.814 align:center Did you get milk? 00:33:42.898 --> 00:33:44.274 align:center Fuck me. 00:33:44.358 --> 00:33:46.443 align:center I'm kidding. I have milk. I think. 00:33:46.527 --> 00:33:47.778 align:center Asshole. 00:33:52.282 --> 00:33:54.910 align:center So, Sam Levitt. 00:33:54.993 --> 00:33:55.911 align:center Yeah. 00:33:56.411 --> 00:33:58.413 align:center I mean, now that you say it, I guess it makes sense. 00:33:59.081 --> 00:34:02.167 align:center You're both attractive and freshly single. 00:34:02.251 --> 00:34:03.335 align:center And no one's single out here. 00:34:03.418 --> 00:34:06.463 align:center So, it's either Sam Levitt or, you know, adultery. 00:34:06.547 --> 00:34:08.632 align:center I'm beginning to wish I hadn't told you about this. 00:34:08.715 --> 00:34:09.925 align:center I mean, don't get me wrong. 00:34:10.759 --> 00:34:12.052 align:center Sam's a hottie. 00:34:12.135 --> 00:34:13.387 align:center From what I can remember. 00:34:14.388 --> 00:34:15.514 align:center You could do a lot worse. 00:34:17.724 --> 00:34:19.560 align:center - Right? - It's fine. 00:34:19.643 --> 00:34:20.643 align:center What? 00:34:22.855 --> 00:34:25.983 align:center I mean, we used to have them over for dinner. 00:34:26.065 --> 00:34:27.442 align:center We used to go over there. 00:34:27.525 --> 00:34:29.820 align:center Nick and Ivy too. Now Nick's with Mel, 00:34:30.404 --> 00:34:33.239 align:center I'm sleeping with Sam, my job. 00:34:33.322 --> 00:34:35.742 align:center It feels like somebody scrambled the whole universe 00:34:35.826 --> 00:34:38.036 align:center and I'm lost in the shuffle. 00:34:40.038 --> 00:34:41.373 align:center Welcome to my life. 00:34:44.793 --> 00:34:45.878 align:center I'll clean this up, by the way. 00:34:47.212 --> 00:34:49.590 align:center - Will you? - Probably not. 00:35:02.102 --> 00:35:03.187 align:center How old are you, Tony? 00:35:04.938 --> 00:35:06.815 align:center I just turned 41. 00:35:06.899 --> 00:35:08.192 align:center Forty-one. 00:35:08.692 --> 00:35:10.402 align:center Such a good age. I remember that age. 00:35:10.485 --> 00:35:14.907 align:center Just beyond the bullshit striving of your thirties, 00:35:15.908 --> 00:35:18.368 align:center starting to feel like a real grown-up. 00:35:18.452 --> 00:35:20.495 align:center Then you get older, you realize there are no fucking grown-ups. 00:35:20.579 --> 00:35:22.289 align:center And you have no idea what the fuck you're doing. 00:35:23.415 --> 00:35:25.375 align:center Find yourself day drinking in a bar. 00:35:25.459 --> 00:35:27.127 align:center Something to look forward to. 00:35:28.253 --> 00:35:29.713 align:center Are you okay? 00:35:30.672 --> 00:35:31.715 align:center Yeah. 00:35:32.466 --> 00:35:33.592 align:center Don't mind me. 00:35:33.675 --> 00:35:34.843 align:center You know, 00:35:36.220 --> 00:35:38.263 align:center I always figured I was older than you. 00:35:38.347 --> 00:35:39.598 align:center You're a terrible liar. 00:35:40.807 --> 00:35:41.808 align:center You want another one? 00:35:42.434 --> 00:35:44.019 align:center Yes, but I'm not going to. 00:35:49.024 --> 00:35:50.317 align:center Thank you, young man. 00:35:51.401 --> 00:35:52.486 align:center You have a nice day. 00:36:28.230 --> 00:36:30.732 align:center Brad and Julie Sperling weren't home. 00:36:31.483 --> 00:36:32.317 align:center Yes! 00:36:32.401 --> 00:36:35.195 align:center I knew that because I knew exactly where they are. 00:36:40.284 --> 00:36:44.663 align:center And I knew that because I was supposed to be there too. 00:36:57.593 --> 00:37:00.596 align:center Out, 30, 40. 00:37:11.064 --> 00:37:12.024 align:center Deuce. 00:37:19.823 --> 00:37:20.908 align:center Bingo. 00:37:32.461 --> 00:37:33.879 align:center Hello? 00:37:36.965 --> 00:37:39.176 align:center Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank 00:37:39.259 --> 00:37:42.346 align:center and she could out-deal and outdrink most of her male counterparts. 00:37:43.347 --> 00:37:45.349 align:center Her husband Brad was a New England blue-blood 00:37:45.432 --> 00:37:48.268 align:center whose family bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower. 00:37:49.186 --> 00:37:50.270 align:center As far as I could tell, 00:37:50.354 --> 00:37:53.232 align:center Brad spent his time playing golf and reading books about war. 00:37:54.024 --> 00:37:55.817 align:center Nice work if you could get it. 00:37:55.901 --> 00:37:57.903 align:center Chelsea, their daughter was a nice enough kid 00:37:57.986 --> 00:38:00.531 align:center who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter 00:38:00.614 --> 00:38:02.407 align:center on the tennis court at that exact moment. 00:38:46.660 --> 00:38:49.413 align:center The Richard Mille Felipe Massa automatic chronograph 00:38:49.496 --> 00:38:51.707 align:center with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton 00:38:51.790 --> 00:38:56.003 align:center and flyback function goes for upwards of $225,000. 00:38:56.086 --> 00:38:57.921 align:center I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, 00:38:58.005 --> 00:39:00.090 align:center which meant he probably wouldn't miss it. 00:39:00.174 --> 00:39:02.009 align:center He may have already forgotten he owned it. 00:39:16.190 --> 00:39:18.358 align:center Out! Game, set, match. 00:39:18.442 --> 00:39:20.485 align:center Tori Cooper will advance to the final. 00:39:45.802 --> 00:39:48.931 align:center Looked like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance. 00:39:49.014 --> 00:39:53.060 align:center They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key. 00:40:09.535 --> 00:40:10.994 align:center Thirty all. 00:40:22.923 --> 00:40:24.216 align:center Sorry, sorry, guys. 00:40:24.299 --> 00:40:27.010 align:center Excuse me. 00:40:27.094 --> 00:40:28.929 align:center Sorry. Sorry, guys. 00:40:29.513 --> 00:40:30.639 align:center Seriously? 00:40:30.722 --> 00:40:32.307 align:center Okay, I know, I'm sorry. 00:40:32.391 --> 00:40:34.351 align:center What were you doing that was more important than this? 00:40:34.434 --> 00:40:36.520 align:center - You missed two of the matches. - Something came up, all right? 00:40:36.603 --> 00:40:37.896 align:center Look, it looks like she did okay. 00:40:37.980 --> 00:40:39.940 align:center Are you kidding me? She ate that shit up. 00:40:41.441 --> 00:40:43.443 align:center When I told you to show up for our daughter, 00:40:43.527 --> 00:40:44.778 align:center I meant show up on time. 00:40:46.613 --> 00:40:48.115 align:center You're becoming a caricature of yourself. 00:40:48.198 --> 00:40:49.241 align:center I already said I'm sorry. 00:40:49.324 --> 00:40:51.410 align:center It's not me you have to apologize to. 00:40:51.493 --> 00:40:53.912 align:center - Okay, so can we drop it? - Okay. 00:41:04.715 --> 00:41:06.884 align:center - Forty, 30. - Attagirl. 00:41:19.938 --> 00:41:21.190 align:center - Out! Deuce. - Yes. 00:41:22.941 --> 00:41:24.359 align:center Way to go, Chels. 00:41:32.034 --> 00:41:34.578 align:center It was a strange new feeling being around someone 00:41:34.661 --> 00:41:37.456 align:center when you had just been in their house, going through their things, 00:41:37.539 --> 00:41:41.502 align:center when you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket, and they had no idea. 00:41:41.585 --> 00:41:42.586 align:center Advantage, Tori… 00:41:42.669 --> 00:41:45.255 align:center If I'm being honest, I wasn't hating it. 00:41:52.095 --> 00:41:53.639 align:center - Bang. Yes, yes, yes! - Yes! 00:41:55.098 --> 00:41:56.433 align:center Game, set, match. 00:41:56.517 --> 00:41:58.018 align:center Attagirl! 00:41:59.394 --> 00:42:01.313 align:center Yes, yes, yes! 00:42:02.564 --> 00:42:03.899 align:center You rushed the net. 00:42:03.982 --> 00:42:05.359 align:center Yeah, it's basic tennis. 00:42:07.361 --> 00:42:08.403 align:center Come here. 00:42:10.364 --> 00:42:13.408 align:center It's not like I thought petty larceny was any kind of solution 00:42:13.492 --> 00:42:14.493 align:center to my problems. 00:42:14.576 --> 00:42:17.621 align:center But Lu had handed me 65 grand with no questions asked. 00:42:17.704 --> 00:42:18.956 align:center And in my current situation 00:42:19.039 --> 00:42:22.334 align:center it was hard to argue with that kind of tax-free return on investment. 00:42:22.417 --> 00:42:24.378 align:center Hey, Rocco, right? 00:42:24.461 --> 00:42:25.462 align:center Lu here? 00:42:29.424 --> 00:42:30.717 align:center Yeah, someone's asking for you. 00:42:32.094 --> 00:42:35.472 align:center Nah, it's that white guy, looks like he brushes his hair a lot. 00:42:36.473 --> 00:42:37.599 align:center Okay. 00:42:56.785 --> 00:42:57.995 align:center The negotiator. 00:42:58.495 --> 00:43:00.080 align:center Nice to see you again. 00:43:05.335 --> 00:43:06.503 align:center Richard Mille. 00:43:08.714 --> 00:43:09.798 align:center Very fancy. 00:43:13.218 --> 00:43:15.679 align:center Your wife making you sell this one too? 00:43:15.762 --> 00:43:18.849 align:center - I'm divorced. - No shit. 00:43:21.226 --> 00:43:23.770 align:center Let me guess, you lost the papers for this one too? 00:43:27.900 --> 00:43:29.067 align:center Go home, negotiator. 00:43:29.151 --> 00:43:31.069 align:center - What? - No papers, no deal. 00:43:31.153 --> 00:43:32.988 align:center Thought you told me you could move this stuff. 00:43:33.071 --> 00:43:34.448 align:center Now I'm telling you 00:43:34.531 --> 00:43:36.283 align:center - quit while you're ahead. - …sold it to me… 00:43:36.366 --> 00:43:37.701 align:center - I don't understand. - …saying you needed money. 00:43:37.784 --> 00:43:39.203 align:center - Not my problem. - Give me the ring. 00:43:39.286 --> 00:43:41.330 align:center - You're not getting the ring. - Give me the ring! 00:43:41.413 --> 00:43:44.541 align:center - Just give me the fucking ring! - I should've done this a long time ago. 00:43:44.625 --> 00:43:46.710 align:center - Get outta here. - Give me the fucking ring, Rocco! 00:43:46.793 --> 00:43:47.753 align:center It's my mother's ring! 00:43:47.836 --> 00:43:49.671 align:center You wanna pull a fucking knife out in here? 00:43:49.755 --> 00:43:50.923 align:center Jesus. 00:43:51.006 --> 00:43:53.175 align:center Piece of shit. You know you've been a piece of shit, Donnie. 00:43:53.258 --> 00:43:55.135 align:center - Come on! - Fuck you and fuck your filthy mom. 00:43:55.219 --> 00:43:57.679 align:center - That's enough, Donnie. - Look, I just want my fucking ring, Lu. 00:43:57.763 --> 00:43:59.389 align:center "I just want my fucking ring, Lu." 00:43:59.473 --> 00:44:01.183 align:center - Fuck you, Rocco. - He's 200 short. 00:44:01.266 --> 00:44:03.393 align:center Come on, Rocco. Man, this is my mother's fucking ring. 00:44:03.477 --> 00:44:04.603 align:center Who are you kidding? 00:44:04.686 --> 00:44:07.314 align:center Put down the goddamn knife and get outta my shop. 00:44:14.363 --> 00:44:15.614 align:center You can walk away. 00:44:15.697 --> 00:44:19.618 align:center Or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did. 00:44:23.747 --> 00:44:26.708 align:center All right, Lu. Look, I'm… Fuck it. Sorry, Lu. Okay? I'm sorry. 00:44:26.792 --> 00:44:29.127 align:center - It's my mother's ring. - Now, tell me you won't be back. 00:44:31.213 --> 00:44:32.464 align:center Come on, Lu. 00:44:32.548 --> 00:44:33.715 align:center Say the words, Donnie. 00:44:41.056 --> 00:44:42.599 align:center I won't be back. 00:44:42.683 --> 00:44:44.184 align:center You walk in here again, 00:44:44.685 --> 00:44:46.770 align:center you leave with a big hole in you, you understand? 00:44:51.859 --> 00:44:53.360 align:center Yeah, yeah. 00:44:53.443 --> 00:44:54.903 align:center You're a disgrace, Donnie. 00:45:11.086 --> 00:45:12.379 align:center You're still here. 00:45:16.967 --> 00:45:19.469 align:center Hey, look, I'm in a bind here. 00:45:20.137 --> 00:45:21.805 align:center No, you're not. 00:45:22.306 --> 00:45:23.557 align:center You only think you are. 00:45:24.808 --> 00:45:25.976 align:center I can't help you. 00:45:26.059 --> 00:45:28.270 align:center Look, you can name your price. 00:45:31.356 --> 00:45:34.234 align:center Do I have to ask Rocco to show you out? 00:45:52.336 --> 00:45:53.545 align:center Fuck! 00:46:04.014 --> 00:46:05.057 align:center It's Lu. 00:46:05.766 --> 00:46:07.226 align:center I'm sending you a plate number. 00:46:09.061 --> 00:46:11.021 align:center Get me everything you can on this guy.