WEBVTT 00:00:19.269 --> 00:00:20.270 align:center God. 00:00:24.816 --> 00:00:25.859 align:center Jesus. 00:00:39.957 --> 00:00:41.208 align:center Okay. 00:00:46.004 --> 00:00:47.005 align:center Shit. 00:00:48.632 --> 00:00:49.633 align:center Fuck. 00:01:11.822 --> 00:01:12.823 align:center Okay. 00:01:14.825 --> 00:01:16.034 align:center Okay. 00:01:22.499 --> 00:01:24.251 align:center Fuck. Fuck. 00:01:32.926 --> 00:01:35.762 align:center I know what you're thinking: the pool is a metaphor. 00:01:36.680 --> 00:01:40.559 align:center But it was also very fucking real and very fucking cold. 00:01:40.642 --> 00:01:43.854 align:center I wasn't generally the kind of guy who did a lot of introspection. 00:01:43.937 --> 00:01:45.397 align:center Of course, until very recently, 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:47.357 align:center I wasn't the kind of guy who woke up on the floor 00:01:47.441 --> 00:01:49.568 align:center of someone else's house covered in a dead guy's blood 00:01:49.651 --> 00:01:52.154 align:center before falling into the pool, but here we are. 00:01:52.946 --> 00:01:53.947 align:center And at that moment, 00:01:54.031 --> 00:01:56.033 align:center I couldn't help but catch a fleeting glimpse, 00:01:56.116 --> 00:01:57.492 align:center out of the corner of my eye, 00:01:58.243 --> 00:02:00.412 align:center of the swirling hot mess of my life, 00:02:00.913 --> 00:02:05.083 align:center and wonder how the hell everything could go so wrong so fast. 00:02:08.002 --> 00:02:09.545 align:center This is what happens… 00:02:13.675 --> 00:02:14.510 align:center Lloyd, come on. 00:02:14.593 --> 00:02:17.387 align:center - Let's do shots. Shots. - Another round? 00:02:17.471 --> 00:02:18.514 align:center Yeah, bartender. 00:02:18.597 --> 00:02:20.516 align:center - What shots do you want? - Let's do rum. 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:22.684 align:center What is she drinking? Let's have some of that. That looks nice. 00:02:23.477 --> 00:02:25.896 align:center You look nice. Can I get you something? 00:02:25.979 --> 00:02:27.231 align:center Big promotion, boy! 00:02:27.314 --> 00:02:29.399 align:center Big fucking promotion. How much did you make? 00:02:29.483 --> 00:02:30.817 align:center How much did you make? 00:02:36.907 --> 00:02:40.327 align:center Macallan 25. Bartender tipped me off. 00:02:41.787 --> 00:02:43.372 align:center That's an expensive drink. I hope I'm worth it. 00:02:43.455 --> 00:02:45.165 align:center Don't worry. You're buying. 00:02:46.166 --> 00:02:47.042 align:center Liv Cross. 00:02:47.125 --> 00:02:48.460 align:center - Andrew Cooper. - I know. 00:02:48.544 --> 00:02:50.003 align:center I work in Mike Shepherd's group. 00:02:50.087 --> 00:02:51.922 align:center I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you. 00:02:52.005 --> 00:02:54.591 align:center It's fine. Mike doesn't let us go above the seventh floor very often. 00:02:56.260 --> 00:02:59.179 align:center The Patrick Bateman fanboys over there were getting a little wild. 00:02:59.263 --> 00:03:01.348 align:center I thought it might be better if I looked occupied. 00:03:01.431 --> 00:03:02.307 align:center Happy to help. 00:03:02.391 --> 00:03:04.810 align:center For a minute there it looked like you were going to come over to me, 00:03:04.893 --> 00:03:05.727 align:center but I got impatient. 00:03:06.812 --> 00:03:11.108 align:center Yeah, well, I'm recently single for the first time in quite a while, 00:03:11.191 --> 00:03:12.651 align:center so I'm afraid I don't have much game. 00:03:12.734 --> 00:03:14.653 align:center Saying you have no game, that's your game. 00:03:15.320 --> 00:03:18.073 align:center - It's pretty weak. See what I mean? - You were married? 00:03:18.156 --> 00:03:19.908 align:center Yeah, 18 years. 00:03:19.992 --> 00:03:21.785 align:center - That would make you… - Far too old for you. 00:03:21.869 --> 00:03:23.495 align:center I don't really see age that way. 00:03:24.538 --> 00:03:26.623 align:center - That's because you're, what, 27? - Twenty-eight. 00:03:26.707 --> 00:03:28.876 align:center - And that's your game. - Maybe. 00:03:30.127 --> 00:03:32.588 align:center Or maybe you've been wrapped up in the conventions of marriage 00:03:32.671 --> 00:03:34.089 align:center - and children… - Two. 00:03:34.173 --> 00:03:37.509 align:center …for so long, living amongst other married people with children, 00:03:37.593 --> 00:03:40.220 align:center that you haven't considered that there may be an entire segment of the population 00:03:40.304 --> 00:03:42.681 align:center who make different choices and have different goals. 00:03:44.349 --> 00:03:45.350 align:center So what are your goals? 00:03:45.934 --> 00:03:47.352 align:center Lasting love, 00:03:47.436 --> 00:03:48.812 align:center hot, healthy sex, 00:03:48.896 --> 00:03:50.230 align:center financial comfort, 00:03:50.314 --> 00:03:52.149 align:center peace of mind, harmony. 00:03:52.232 --> 00:03:54.776 align:center - I think those are everybody's goals. - And how many of them have you achieved? 00:03:56.069 --> 00:03:58.864 align:center I'm just saying, maybe you should rethink the rules a little bit. 00:04:00.824 --> 00:04:01.825 align:center I could be your father. 00:04:01.909 --> 00:04:03.994 align:center I have one already. Milt. 00:04:04.077 --> 00:04:05.662 align:center Good guy, and quite a bit older than you. 00:04:05.746 --> 00:04:09.249 align:center - Strangely, that feels like a win. - Then you need to get out more. 00:04:09.333 --> 00:04:11.084 align:center I'm out right now. 00:04:11.168 --> 00:04:13.253 align:center No, you're not. Not really. Not yet. 00:04:14.046 --> 00:04:16.339 align:center I'm sorry, do you talk to everybody like this? 00:04:16.423 --> 00:04:18.634 align:center - You didn't ask me if I've been married. - Have you been married? 00:04:18.716 --> 00:04:20.135 align:center Yes. Two years. 00:04:20.219 --> 00:04:22.137 align:center - Well, you were too young. - I was. 00:04:23.096 --> 00:04:24.806 align:center Also, it turned out he liked fat hookers. 00:04:24.890 --> 00:04:26.475 align:center Different strokes. 00:04:26.558 --> 00:04:29.019 align:center The irony is, I was morbidly obese as a teenager, 00:04:29.102 --> 00:04:30.687 align:center but that was long before he met me. 00:04:31.396 --> 00:04:33.357 align:center Still, after I happened upon his browsing history, 00:04:33.440 --> 00:04:36.777 align:center I did wonder if he'd somehow sensed the fat girl in me when we met, 00:04:36.860 --> 00:04:38.070 align:center and that's what drew him to me. 00:04:38.904 --> 00:04:41.406 align:center Trust me, that's not what drew him to you. 00:04:41.490 --> 00:04:43.492 align:center There's that game of yours. 00:04:47.496 --> 00:04:48.497 align:center Look, 00:04:50.123 --> 00:04:53.627 align:center I get that, by and large, guys your age are idiots. 00:04:54.419 --> 00:04:56.463 align:center Whatever that is over there, 00:04:56.547 --> 00:04:58.799 align:center the… swinging their whiskey dicks around. 00:04:59.967 --> 00:05:02.719 align:center Narcissistic man-boys far out of their depth with you, 00:05:02.803 --> 00:05:04.346 align:center in conversation and in bed. 00:05:04.429 --> 00:05:08.308 align:center So, by comparison, a man my age looks like the perfect antidote, right? 00:05:08.392 --> 00:05:10.894 align:center I'm thoughtful. I'm wise. I'm more of a man, 00:05:10.978 --> 00:05:12.396 align:center whatever that means these days. 00:05:12.479 --> 00:05:13.814 align:center - But you're 27? - Twenty-eight. 00:05:13.897 --> 00:05:16.066 align:center Twenty-eight, so you're 20 years younger than me. 00:05:16.149 --> 00:05:18.694 align:center And at this moment in time, it works, right? 00:05:18.777 --> 00:05:20.571 align:center I have money, you have freedom, 00:05:20.654 --> 00:05:23.031 align:center we could travel the world together, we could learn things from each other. 00:05:23.115 --> 00:05:26.201 align:center - In conversation and in bed. - Yeah. Right. 00:05:26.285 --> 00:05:27.494 align:center You'll find me very interesting 00:05:27.578 --> 00:05:29.872 align:center 'cause I have two decades more worth of stories than you, 00:05:29.955 --> 00:05:32.499 align:center and I find you very interesting 'cause you live your life in the moment 00:05:32.583 --> 00:05:36.086 align:center with the kind of reckless immediacy that I lost a billion years ago. 00:05:36.670 --> 00:05:38.797 align:center So we'll have no trouble keeping each other entertained. 00:05:38.881 --> 00:05:41.175 align:center And that'll work for a while, right? 00:05:42.092 --> 00:05:45.554 align:center Then skip ahead ten years, you'll be 38. I'll be 58. 00:05:45.637 --> 00:05:47.431 align:center That's when things can start to get a little shaky. 00:05:47.514 --> 00:05:49.224 align:center You might want kids, I already have them. 00:05:49.308 --> 00:05:51.059 align:center You might start thinking, "Have I missed out 00:05:51.143 --> 00:05:52.769 align:center on one of life's great experiences?" 00:05:52.853 --> 00:05:54.980 align:center - And you'll still be stunning-- - You think I'm stunning? 00:05:55.063 --> 00:05:56.565 align:center I'll be aging. 00:05:56.648 --> 00:05:58.192 align:center Well, I can tell you're gonna age very well. 00:05:58.275 --> 00:06:00.319 align:center You can tell that because it's already started to happen. 00:06:00.402 --> 00:06:03.030 align:center The point is that we'll have less sex and more wine, 00:06:03.113 --> 00:06:05.532 align:center and maybe that'll still work for a time. 00:06:05.616 --> 00:06:07.117 align:center Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot? 00:06:07.201 --> 00:06:11.413 align:center Well, I misplaced my inner monologue and my wife right around the same time. 00:06:11.496 --> 00:06:13.373 align:center Anyway, let's skip ahead another ten years. 00:06:13.457 --> 00:06:15.876 align:center - Must we? - I'll be 68 years old. 00:06:15.959 --> 00:06:18.045 align:center No matter how well I take care of myself, 00:06:18.128 --> 00:06:20.839 align:center my prostate's gonna do what it does and so will my hair, 00:06:20.923 --> 00:06:22.341 align:center and you'll start spending your days 00:06:22.424 --> 00:06:24.426 align:center thinking about what your life looks like after I kick it. 00:06:24.510 --> 00:06:26.762 align:center Meanwhile, every time you leave the house 00:06:26.845 --> 00:06:29.806 align:center I'll wonder what young stud you'll be fucking. 00:06:29.890 --> 00:06:31.725 align:center Really? Are you that insecure? 00:06:31.808 --> 00:06:33.185 align:center Well, not yet, but I will be. 00:06:33.268 --> 00:06:35.354 align:center - Yeah, what about character? - Yours or mine? 00:06:35.437 --> 00:06:38.357 align:center - You're so sure I'll cheat? - No, I'm just sure I'll worry about it. 00:06:38.440 --> 00:06:40.734 align:center You have this very strange mix of confidence and low self-esteem. 00:06:40.817 --> 00:06:42.528 align:center So, I'll be the jealous, old troll 00:06:42.611 --> 00:06:44.988 align:center and you'll be a restless woman in her sexual prime, 00:06:45.072 --> 00:06:47.032 align:center and we'll both be consumed by this nagging fear 00:06:47.115 --> 00:06:49.368 align:center that the last years of our life, the toughest ones, 00:06:49.451 --> 00:06:51.995 align:center will be spent completely and utterly alone. 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:53.080 align:center Wow. 00:06:53.580 --> 00:06:56.625 align:center Just wow. When did you come up with all of that? 00:06:57.626 --> 00:07:00.671 align:center In the ten seconds it took you to walk from that stool to this one. 00:07:02.756 --> 00:07:05.217 align:center Well, I could sit here and offer a full-throated rebuttal, 00:07:05.300 --> 00:07:08.011 align:center but honestly, man, I was just looking to get laid. 00:07:08.971 --> 00:07:11.181 align:center How many problems do you have with that? 00:07:14.518 --> 00:07:15.727 align:center None come to mind. 00:07:20.816 --> 00:07:21.817 align:center Let's do it! 00:07:53.182 --> 00:07:54.892 align:center This is what happens… 00:08:01.565 --> 00:08:04.109 align:center You land a job right out of college at a major firm. 00:08:04.193 --> 00:08:05.903 align:center You're just another cog in a very large wheel, 00:08:05.986 --> 00:08:07.946 align:center but you've got your foot in the door. 00:08:09.781 --> 00:08:12.367 align:center You get a shitty apartment in the city that you can barely afford 00:08:12.451 --> 00:08:14.203 align:center because you know the money will come. 00:08:14.286 --> 00:08:16.830 align:center You get married because, you know… 00:08:18.207 --> 00:08:20.042 align:center And she moves into that shitty apartment. 00:08:22.336 --> 00:08:24.296 align:center You're dead broke, but there's two of you now. 00:08:24.922 --> 00:08:26.840 align:center You're in it together and that feels good. 00:08:29.384 --> 00:08:33.972 align:center Sidenote, no one will ever fuck you the way she did in that shitty apartment. 00:08:35.557 --> 00:08:37.142 align:center Including her. 00:08:39.227 --> 00:08:41.772 align:center So you work your asses off and you dig yourselves out. 00:08:41.855 --> 00:08:43.690 align:center Hardest, easiest money you'll ever make. 00:08:43.774 --> 00:08:45.984 align:center Well, it's not exactly canned food and shotguns. 00:08:47.694 --> 00:08:49.738 align:center Hey. Yeah. 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:52.866 align:center And then, when you're feeling good about things, 00:08:52.950 --> 00:08:55.911 align:center when things are, you know, copacetic, you have the first kid. 00:08:55.994 --> 00:08:57.162 align:center Breathe, breathe. 00:09:00.624 --> 00:09:03.919 align:center You buy a house, 30% down, 30-year jumbo at four and a half percent. 00:09:04.002 --> 00:09:05.879 align:center And you're broke again. 00:09:09.299 --> 00:09:11.468 align:center - Uh-huh. - So you work harder, longer hours. 00:09:11.552 --> 00:09:13.387 align:center - You start earning some big bucks… - Great. 00:09:13.470 --> 00:09:15.848 align:center …which only serves to make you aware of the even bigger bucks 00:09:15.931 --> 00:09:16.932 align:center you could be earning. 00:09:18.392 --> 00:09:19.518 align:center Kid number two. 00:09:20.644 --> 00:09:21.603 align:center House number two. 00:09:22.396 --> 00:09:23.438 align:center Broke again. 00:09:26.942 --> 00:09:28.902 align:center But it's a different kind of broke. 00:09:29.695 --> 00:09:31.738 align:center You're leveraged, which is a fancy way of saying 00:09:31.822 --> 00:09:33.657 align:center you've got something to show for your efforts. 00:09:33.740 --> 00:09:35.784 align:center The house, the cars, the stuff. 00:09:38.871 --> 00:09:40.163 align:center And by now, you've lost sight 00:09:40.247 --> 00:09:42.124 align:center of whatever naive plans you may have once had, 00:09:42.207 --> 00:09:44.501 align:center or the things that mattered to you when you were starting out. 00:09:44.585 --> 00:09:48.255 align:center You're moving too fast to ask yourself those hard questions like, 00:09:48.338 --> 00:09:49.381 align:center "When is it enough?" 00:09:49.464 --> 00:09:51.550 align:center and, "Really, what's the point of all this shit?" 00:09:56.430 --> 00:09:58.432 align:center House number three. 00:10:03.020 --> 00:10:05.230 align:center Then one day, about five years after you bought the place, 00:10:05.314 --> 00:10:07.191 align:center you look up and realize that you've gotten there, 00:10:07.274 --> 00:10:09.067 align:center to that hallowed plateau where, for the first time, 00:10:09.151 --> 00:10:11.486 align:center you can actually afford your own life. 00:10:11.570 --> 00:10:13.906 align:center And in that mystical nexus where you seem to have wrangled life 00:10:13.989 --> 00:10:16.825 align:center and all of its infinitely complex challenges into submission, 00:10:17.701 --> 00:10:21.246 align:center that's generally where you will find your wife of 18 years in your bed… 00:10:21.330 --> 00:10:22.623 align:center Oh, shit. 00:10:23.123 --> 00:10:25.083 align:center …with one of your closest friends. 00:10:41.308 --> 00:10:42.809 align:center House number four. 00:10:42.893 --> 00:10:43.810 align:center A rental. 00:10:44.561 --> 00:10:47.189 align:center It's small, but don't worry, it's also depressing. 00:11:21.598 --> 00:11:23.267 align:center Why are we still holding in Pac-Pro? 00:11:23.350 --> 00:11:24.518 align:center We're mostly out. 00:11:24.601 --> 00:11:26.728 align:center - Mostly? Did he really just say that? - They're gonna rebound. 00:11:26.812 --> 00:11:29.231 align:center Guys, I've been telling you, we are making money across the book, 00:11:29.314 --> 00:11:31.358 align:center we don't need to get dinged in emerging tech. 00:11:31.441 --> 00:11:32.776 align:center Blow out of it, today. 00:11:32.860 --> 00:11:34.570 align:center You got it, boss. 00:11:35.612 --> 00:11:37.322 align:center - What's wrong with him? - Me? Nothing. 00:11:37.906 --> 00:11:38.907 align:center He got dumped. 00:11:38.991 --> 00:11:40.993 align:center - Is that news? - I love her, man. 00:11:41.660 --> 00:11:42.494 align:center No, you don't. 00:11:42.578 --> 00:11:43.829 align:center You love love, that's all. 00:11:43.912 --> 00:11:47.666 align:center - It's just, I don't know what to do. - I do. Blow out of Pac-Pro. 00:11:47.749 --> 00:11:48.750 align:center Thank you. 00:11:50.419 --> 00:11:52.087 align:center - Morning, Coop. - Jack. 00:11:52.171 --> 00:11:53.088 align:center Gentlemen. 00:11:53.172 --> 00:11:54.464 align:center We on for squash today? 00:11:55.048 --> 00:11:56.800 align:center Are we? Did Mary send me an email? 00:11:56.884 --> 00:11:58.552 align:center Probably my mistake. Got your bag here? 00:11:58.635 --> 00:11:59.803 align:center Yeah. 00:11:59.887 --> 00:12:01.847 align:center - Great. Noon? - Noon. 00:12:01.930 --> 00:12:02.806 align:center Excellent. 00:12:07.603 --> 00:12:09.396 align:center Out. Out. Come on, man. Put it in. 00:12:17.613 --> 00:12:19.448 align:center Serve it. Goddamn it. 00:12:26.872 --> 00:12:27.706 align:center How are the kids? 00:12:27.789 --> 00:12:28.790 align:center They're fine. 00:12:28.874 --> 00:12:30.792 align:center - Wife? - Ex-wife. 00:12:30.876 --> 00:12:34.046 align:center Yeah, she still with the putz? What's his name, the basketball player? 00:12:34.129 --> 00:12:36.173 align:center Nick. Yes. 00:12:36.256 --> 00:12:38.342 align:center He'll get his. Karma, right? 00:12:39.134 --> 00:12:41.595 align:center Speaking of which, I gotta deliver some bad news. 00:12:41.678 --> 00:12:44.389 align:center Jesus, Jack, the cancer's not back, is it? 00:12:44.473 --> 00:12:45.766 align:center What? No. God, no. 00:12:45.849 --> 00:12:49.895 align:center No, my sole remaining testicle is in good shape. Very plump. 00:12:50.854 --> 00:12:53.148 align:center No, the thing of it is, Coop, you're fired. 00:12:54.191 --> 00:12:55.442 align:center Great. 00:12:55.526 --> 00:12:57.861 align:center No, I'm serious. I gotta let you go. 00:12:59.863 --> 00:13:00.697 align:center What? 00:13:01.365 --> 00:13:03.033 align:center This girl, Oliv… What's her name? 00:13:03.116 --> 00:13:05.827 align:center - Olivia something or other. - Hold on. Wait. Girl? What girl? 00:13:05.911 --> 00:13:08.372 align:center - What are you talking about? - Cross. Olivia Cross. Olivia Cross. 00:13:08.455 --> 00:13:09.706 align:center Oliv… 00:13:09.790 --> 00:13:10.832 align:center Liv Cross? 00:13:11.834 --> 00:13:14.670 align:center A managing director sleeping with an associate is… 00:13:14.753 --> 00:13:16.296 align:center Wait a minute, no, she never worked under me. 00:13:16.380 --> 00:13:18.257 align:center She was in Shepherd's group. And… 00:13:18.340 --> 00:13:19.967 align:center I don't think I'd ever even met her before. 00:13:20.050 --> 00:13:23.262 align:center Doesn't matter if you met her. It matters if you fucked her. 00:13:23.345 --> 00:13:24.680 align:center You did fuck her, right? 00:13:26.431 --> 00:13:27.599 align:center Fuck me! 00:13:28.225 --> 00:13:31.353 align:center Yeah, but it was, like, a weekend, like, three months ago. 00:13:31.436 --> 00:13:32.688 align:center Completely consensual. 00:13:32.771 --> 00:13:34.898 align:center - I mean, she came on to me. - That's not the point. 00:13:34.982 --> 00:13:35.983 align:center You were her superior. 00:13:36.900 --> 00:13:39.069 align:center I told you, I didn't even know her. 00:13:39.152 --> 00:13:41.071 align:center But you knew that she worked for Shepherd, right? 00:13:42.281 --> 00:13:45.993 align:center You see, Coop, the thing is, in her mind, she was passed up for a VP slot. 00:13:46.076 --> 00:13:48.203 align:center VP? She's 27 years old. 00:13:48.287 --> 00:13:50.664 align:center No, she's 28, and I'm not here to litigate. 00:13:50.747 --> 00:13:52.541 align:center You can't fire me, Jack. 00:13:52.624 --> 00:13:57.212 align:center Well, we have a very strict non-fraternizing clause, or so I'm told. 00:13:57.296 --> 00:14:00.007 align:center But why the fuck did you bring me here to fire me? 00:14:02.176 --> 00:14:05.053 align:center HR needed to get into your office to get your computer. 00:14:05.137 --> 00:14:06.597 align:center Proprietary information, you know the drill. 00:14:06.680 --> 00:14:07.764 align:center Those are my clients. 00:14:07.848 --> 00:14:10.851 align:center Well, according to the non-solicit you signed, 00:14:10.934 --> 00:14:13.020 align:center they're ours for at least another two years. 00:14:13.103 --> 00:14:15.314 align:center You're really gonna bury me like this? 00:14:15.397 --> 00:14:16.648 align:center You know how this goes. 00:14:18.275 --> 00:14:19.610 align:center My capital account? 00:14:20.485 --> 00:14:22.696 align:center That's my money, Jack. No way. 00:14:22.779 --> 00:14:24.656 align:center - Come on, Jack. You cannot do that. - You were fired for cause. 00:14:24.740 --> 00:14:28.035 align:center Everything I have is in that account. You'd destroy me, Jack. 00:14:28.118 --> 00:14:30.829 align:center I'm sorry it has to be this way, but it has to be this way. 00:14:32.122 --> 00:14:32.956 align:center I'll sue. 00:14:33.665 --> 00:14:35.834 align:center They'll give you six months' draw if you don't. 00:14:35.918 --> 00:14:37.127 align:center Fuck you. 00:14:37.211 --> 00:14:39.213 align:center Yeah. Well… 00:14:41.131 --> 00:14:43.091 align:center I'll give you a few days to decide. 00:15:32.766 --> 00:15:33.809 align:center Hunter. 00:15:47.906 --> 00:15:48.991 align:center What are you doing here? 00:15:50.284 --> 00:15:52.119 align:center Wrapped up a little early, thought I'd come pick you up. 00:15:52.953 --> 00:15:54.413 align:center - It's not Tuesday. - I know. 00:15:55.205 --> 00:15:57.040 align:center I thought maybe we could hang out a little. 00:15:57.124 --> 00:15:59.084 align:center - Maybe go eat some ice cream. - Am I in trouble? 00:15:59.168 --> 00:16:00.460 align:center Jesus, Hunter, no. 00:16:00.544 --> 00:16:05.883 align:center Can't a father just spend some unscheduled quality time with his son? 00:16:15.475 --> 00:16:16.685 align:center How's school? 00:16:19.146 --> 00:16:21.023 align:center - How's school? - Fine. 00:16:23.358 --> 00:16:25.027 align:center How's that tutor we got you? Is she working out? 00:16:26.111 --> 00:16:27.112 align:center I guess. 00:16:29.239 --> 00:16:30.240 align:center You got a girlfriend? 00:16:31.533 --> 00:16:33.202 align:center - No. - Any prospects? 00:16:33.285 --> 00:16:34.286 align:center No. 00:16:37.831 --> 00:16:40.209 align:center You think at some point today you might respond to me 00:16:40.292 --> 00:16:42.002 align:center with an answer longer than two syllables? 00:16:43.587 --> 00:16:44.588 align:center Maybe. 00:17:00.979 --> 00:17:03.982 align:center - You're coming in? - Yeah, Tori's here. I wanna say hi. 00:17:05.483 --> 00:17:06.984 align:center - Hi, bub. - Hey, Mom. 00:17:07.069 --> 00:17:08.694 align:center - How was your day? - Good. 00:17:13.282 --> 00:17:14.701 align:center What are you doing here? 00:17:14.785 --> 00:17:16.869 align:center Wha… I took Hunter for some ice cream. 00:17:16.954 --> 00:17:17.871 align:center It's not Tuesday. 00:17:18.579 --> 00:17:19.665 align:center So I've been told. 00:17:20.457 --> 00:17:22.542 align:center - Is Tori here? - She's not home yet. 00:17:25.253 --> 00:17:26.171 align:center - What? - What? 00:17:26.255 --> 00:17:27.506 align:center What is the look? 00:17:28.423 --> 00:17:30.551 align:center - I didn't give you any look. - You were giving me the look that… 00:17:30.634 --> 00:17:32.719 align:center there's the look where you're trying not to give me a look. 00:17:32.803 --> 00:17:34.054 align:center So, what's the problem? 00:17:37.224 --> 00:17:40.310 align:center I think it's a little tricky when you show up on a day that isn't your day. 00:17:40.394 --> 00:17:42.729 align:center I took him out for ice cream, my God. 00:17:42.813 --> 00:17:45.440 align:center It's confusing for him. Boundaries are there for a reason. 00:17:45.524 --> 00:17:47.818 align:center Boundaries? You mean, like monogamy? 00:17:48.402 --> 00:17:49.236 align:center Really, Coop? 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:52.155 align:center It's been almost two years. When are you gonna stop playing that card? 00:17:52.239 --> 00:17:55.492 align:center I don't know, what is the statute of limitations on adultery? 00:17:55.576 --> 00:17:58.704 align:center Probably less time than you've spent playing the sad cuckold. 00:17:58.787 --> 00:18:00.664 align:center - Who says cuckold? Who are you? - You know what? 00:18:00.747 --> 00:18:02.708 align:center If you were even remotely self-aware, 00:18:02.791 --> 00:18:04.835 align:center you'd realize these things don't happen in a vacuum, 00:18:04.918 --> 00:18:07.838 align:center and you could maybe take a little portion of responsibility for your side of it. 00:18:07.921 --> 00:18:11.758 align:center Okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick, you kick me out of this place, 00:18:11.842 --> 00:18:14.136 align:center I'm forced to pay for this entire mess, 00:18:14.219 --> 00:18:15.637 align:center and I'm the one that's not being responsible? 00:18:15.721 --> 00:18:16.930 align:center I'm not doing this right now. 00:18:17.014 --> 00:18:19.016 align:center Well, it's really no fun doing it alone. 00:18:21.268 --> 00:18:22.352 align:center - Hey! - What? 00:18:23.061 --> 00:18:24.813 align:center Did he tell you he needs a new drum kit? 00:18:24.897 --> 00:18:26.982 align:center He needs a new drum kit? What is wrong with his old one? 00:18:27.065 --> 00:18:28.942 align:center I don't know, it's old and warped. 00:18:29.026 --> 00:18:31.195 align:center This band he's playing with, and they're very good, by the way, 00:18:31.278 --> 00:18:32.487 align:center said he needs a new one. 00:18:32.571 --> 00:18:33.697 align:center - God. - Nick offered to pick one up-- 00:18:33.780 --> 00:18:37.409 align:center No. I… Nick doesn't need to pick up a drum set for my kid. 00:18:37.492 --> 00:18:40.078 align:center - I'm just saying, if you're really busy-- - I can handle it. 00:18:41.121 --> 00:18:42.539 align:center Wait. Coop. 00:18:43.165 --> 00:18:44.917 align:center I took Tori to the dermatologist. 00:18:45.417 --> 00:18:47.711 align:center - Her skin is fine. - Yeah, you wanna tell her that? 00:18:48.295 --> 00:18:51.798 align:center She wants this new laser treatment. It's three times and then you're done, 00:18:51.882 --> 00:18:53.175 align:center $1,500 a pop. 00:18:54.176 --> 00:18:55.719 align:center They're gonna email you the invoice. 00:18:55.802 --> 00:18:57.763 align:center Every time I see you it costs me money. 00:18:57.846 --> 00:18:59.556 align:center Try sticking to Tuesdays. 00:19:01.517 --> 00:19:03.393 align:center Tell Tori her father says hi. 00:19:05.979 --> 00:19:06.980 align:center Jesus. 00:19:08.899 --> 00:19:11.443 align:center Fucking Christ. Are you fucking kidding me? 00:19:14.696 --> 00:19:17.991 align:center Oh, shit. I'm sorry. That is totally my bad, man. 00:19:18.075 --> 00:19:19.243 align:center Yeah, it was. 00:19:19.326 --> 00:19:22.246 align:center - Here, let me give you my info. - Tori? 00:19:22.329 --> 00:19:23.288 align:center Hi, Daddy. 00:19:24.498 --> 00:19:25.499 align:center Jake, this is my father. 00:19:25.582 --> 00:19:27.376 align:center Daddy, this is Jake. 00:19:28.669 --> 00:19:29.837 align:center Pleasure to meet you, sir. 00:19:29.920 --> 00:19:32.256 align:center I'm sorry I had to ding your car to do it. 00:19:32.339 --> 00:19:33.590 align:center Wait, who are you? 00:19:34.174 --> 00:19:35.175 align:center Jake Weston. 00:19:35.259 --> 00:19:36.760 align:center Okay, that tells me nothing. 00:19:36.844 --> 00:19:38.220 align:center He's my boyfriend. 00:19:38.804 --> 00:19:41.223 align:center - I'm sorry, how old are you? - I'm 20, sir. 00:19:42.015 --> 00:19:43.809 align:center Stop calling me sir. No one is buying it. 00:19:43.892 --> 00:19:45.936 align:center - Sorry. - Okay, you're twe… 00:19:46.019 --> 00:19:48.647 align:center She's 17. Are you familiar with the laws in this state? 00:19:48.730 --> 00:19:50.190 align:center - It's not like that, sir. - Daddy. 00:19:50.274 --> 00:19:51.650 align:center Okay. Jake, is it? 00:19:51.733 --> 00:19:53.610 align:center If you call me sir one more time, I'm gonna punch you in the dick. 00:19:53.694 --> 00:19:55.904 align:center Dad, you're being crazy. Mom, Dad's being crazy. 00:19:55.988 --> 00:19:57.656 align:center - You're okay with this? - Why don't you guys go inside 00:19:57.739 --> 00:19:59.241 align:center - and get something to eat? - You know about this? 00:19:59.324 --> 00:20:00.158 align:center You're fine with it? 00:20:00.242 --> 00:20:03.620 align:center - I'm sorry about the car. - Okay, fuck off, Jake. Fuck right off. 00:20:05.664 --> 00:20:07.332 align:center - What is your problem? - What is your problem? 00:20:07.416 --> 00:20:09.459 align:center You're okay with the statutory rape of our daughter? 00:20:09.543 --> 00:20:10.669 align:center - Oh, please. - What? 00:20:10.752 --> 00:20:13.130 align:center - She's in love with him. - She is a child. He's 20 years old. 00:20:13.213 --> 00:20:14.590 align:center How is that okay in your world? 00:20:14.673 --> 00:20:15.507 align:center - Baby. - Oh, my God. 00:20:15.591 --> 00:20:17.176 align:center You leave them alone tog… Great, Nick's here. 00:20:17.259 --> 00:20:19.678 align:center - Hi. - Hey, Coop. 00:20:19.761 --> 00:20:20.762 align:center He'll solve it. 00:20:22.264 --> 00:20:25.225 align:center Let me get out here to see this man. 00:20:25.309 --> 00:20:26.310 align:center - Hey. - Hi. 00:20:26.393 --> 00:20:28.145 align:center Okay. Right. Yeah. 00:20:28.228 --> 00:20:32.399 align:center You know, I was about to grill up these terrific skirt steaks I just picked up. 00:20:32.482 --> 00:20:34.943 align:center I mean, why don't you stick around? 00:20:36.403 --> 00:20:37.654 align:center Why don't I stick around? 00:20:39.198 --> 00:20:40.449 align:center Why don't I stick around? 00:20:40.532 --> 00:20:43.410 align:center I guess why I don't stick around is probably because the idea 00:20:43.493 --> 00:20:44.828 align:center of going into my backyard 00:20:44.912 --> 00:20:47.581 align:center and eating steaks grilled on my $5,000 grill 00:20:47.664 --> 00:20:49.917 align:center by the man who's fucking my wife would make me wanna take… 00:20:50.000 --> 00:20:52.169 align:center - Wow. - …my Shun Fuji steak knife 00:20:52.252 --> 00:20:54.046 align:center and cut out my own heart. 00:20:54.129 --> 00:20:56.590 align:center That's probably why I don't wanna stick around. 00:20:56.673 --> 00:20:58.634 align:center So, I'm gonna go. 00:20:59.676 --> 00:21:01.220 align:center Look, I get it, Coop. 00:21:02.054 --> 00:21:03.347 align:center I feel you, man. I really do. 00:21:03.430 --> 00:21:06.391 align:center I'm just trying to find a way past this, you know? 00:21:06.475 --> 00:21:07.518 align:center For all of us. 00:21:08.268 --> 00:21:09.770 align:center Yeah, good luck with that. 00:21:11.146 --> 00:21:13.190 align:center Tell that little shit I'm gonna send him a bill. 00:21:14.441 --> 00:21:15.776 align:center Watch your toes, babe. 00:21:28.789 --> 00:21:31.375 align:center I drove all that night, while Haskell slept like a log. 00:21:32.251 --> 00:21:35.045 align:center After a while I began to get sleepy myself. 00:21:36.755 --> 00:21:37.923 align:center I was happy though. 00:21:38.715 --> 00:21:40.092 align:center Soon I'd be with Sue again. 00:21:40.759 --> 00:21:42.302 align:center - The long trip was practically over… - Fuck. 00:21:42.386 --> 00:21:44.388 align:center …and there'd be no more hoofing it down the concrete. 00:21:45.848 --> 00:21:46.932 align:center I began to think of the future 00:21:47.975 --> 00:21:50.936 align:center which couldn't have been brighter if I'd embroidered it with neon lights. 00:21:51.854 --> 00:21:53.897 align:center It was nice to think of Sue shooting to the top. 00:21:57.317 --> 00:21:58.569 align:center Maybe it was for me too. 00:21:59.194 --> 00:22:00.779 align:center Don't you realize if I'm caught 00:22:00.863 --> 00:22:02.739 align:center they'll want to know where I got the car and stuff. 00:22:02.823 --> 00:22:05.617 align:center - And they'll have me on a murder charge. - If you're smart, you won't get caught. 00:22:07.244 --> 00:22:08.245 align:center Hey. 00:22:09.997 --> 00:22:10.998 align:center What are you doing? 00:22:14.042 --> 00:22:15.711 align:center - Hi. - Hi. 00:22:15.794 --> 00:22:17.838 align:center Yeah! Fuck yeah! Come on. 00:22:17.921 --> 00:22:20.632 align:center Samantha's husband, Paul, made his fortune in diners. 00:22:20.716 --> 00:22:22.676 align:center - He had nine of them, a 44-inch waist… - Oh, God. 00:22:22.759 --> 00:22:25.053 align:center …and a serious case of erectile dysfunction. 00:22:25.137 --> 00:22:27.556 align:center Yes! Goddamn it! Yeah! 00:22:27.639 --> 00:22:30.350 align:center Since they separated, she'd been making up for lost time. 00:22:35.355 --> 00:22:36.440 align:center Jesus. 00:22:38.317 --> 00:22:40.152 align:center You know, I think you actually broke the skin. 00:22:40.235 --> 00:22:42.821 align:center Oh, well, that's how you know I wasn't faking it. 00:22:44.281 --> 00:22:45.449 align:center Everything okay? 00:22:45.532 --> 00:22:46.533 align:center Uh-huh. Yeah. 00:22:49.161 --> 00:22:50.454 align:center Do you have to go? 00:22:50.537 --> 00:22:51.413 align:center No. 00:22:52.915 --> 00:22:54.750 align:center Why? Did you want me to go? 00:22:54.833 --> 00:22:55.834 align:center No, I just… 00:22:55.918 --> 00:22:58.879 align:center You looked like you had something… 00:23:00.255 --> 00:23:01.673 align:center - important. - No. 00:23:03.884 --> 00:23:04.885 align:center But okay. Okay. 00:23:06.470 --> 00:23:10.474 align:center - Hey, what just happened? - What? Everything's perfect. 00:23:10.557 --> 00:23:13.477 align:center No, if you have something you wanna say, please just say it. 00:23:13.560 --> 00:23:16.063 align:center I mean, you were just literally coming inside me a minute ago, 00:23:16.146 --> 00:23:17.648 align:center and now you can't get rid of me fast enough. 00:23:18.148 --> 00:23:19.066 align:center Sam, my God. 00:23:19.149 --> 00:23:21.068 align:center No, honestly, it's fine. No, it's fine. I'll go. 00:23:21.151 --> 00:23:23.320 align:center Seriously, I mean, it's biology, right? 00:23:23.403 --> 00:23:25.489 align:center The dopamine crash after the rush of orgasm. 00:23:25.572 --> 00:23:27.783 align:center I thought maybe something was going on with your kids. 00:23:27.866 --> 00:23:30.244 align:center No, my kids are fast asleep, but thank you so much for your concern. 00:23:30.327 --> 00:23:32.621 align:center Okay, look, I… Maybe something's getting misconstrued here. 00:23:32.704 --> 00:23:34.331 align:center I feel like you're not understanding me. Look-- 00:23:34.414 --> 00:23:37.668 align:center No, it's just a little off-putting if I'm being honest, and… 00:23:37.751 --> 00:23:39.711 align:center I mean, 'cause you called me, right? 00:23:39.795 --> 00:23:42.548 align:center And then I changed into something sexy, and… 00:23:42.631 --> 00:23:45.092 align:center - Sam. Sam. Sam. Sam. - …I got a sitter and I exfoliated. 00:23:45.634 --> 00:23:46.468 align:center Sam. 00:23:46.552 --> 00:23:47.553 align:center I'm sorry. 00:23:48.762 --> 00:23:51.223 align:center Okay? I don't want you to leave. 00:23:55.936 --> 00:23:57.354 align:center Tell me the truth. 00:23:57.437 --> 00:23:59.857 align:center Do you ever think that we could be something more than this? 00:24:03.318 --> 00:24:04.820 align:center Come on. Sam. 00:24:07.030 --> 00:24:07.865 align:center Come on. 00:24:20.043 --> 00:24:22.421 align:center We'd been doing this on and off for half a year, 00:24:23.922 --> 00:24:25.716 align:center and I had yet to stick the landing. 00:24:28.343 --> 00:24:31.054 align:center Look, you know the kind of numbers I was doing over at Bailey, right? 00:24:31.138 --> 00:24:32.806 align:center I could bring half that book over here, 00:24:32.890 --> 00:24:34.975 align:center we combine that with the Texas oil families, 00:24:35.058 --> 00:24:38.228 align:center I could be doing half a billion dollars in under a year. Come on. It's a win-win. 00:24:38.312 --> 00:24:39.855 align:center And you haven't slept with any of our associates yet. 00:24:41.231 --> 00:24:43.317 align:center Look, Jack's making calls. No one's allowed to date you. 00:24:43.400 --> 00:24:45.861 align:center Come on, Monty. I got you this job. Just bring me in. 00:24:45.944 --> 00:24:47.154 align:center He's making calls, man. 00:24:47.237 --> 00:24:49.656 align:center Look, I know Jack's been making calls. 00:24:49.740 --> 00:24:51.825 align:center Fuck Jack. He's got no friends here. 00:24:51.909 --> 00:24:53.827 align:center That's good to know. 00:24:53.911 --> 00:24:55.245 align:center Look, I can't afford to piss Jack off. 00:24:55.329 --> 00:24:57.748 align:center Not now, not with the beating we're taking in tech this year. 00:24:57.831 --> 00:24:59.583 align:center I have been wanting to poach you for a while. 00:24:59.666 --> 00:25:02.753 align:center - Well… - What's your non-solicit, 90 days? 00:25:02.836 --> 00:25:05.005 align:center You were once in this seat, Monty, and I was in yours. 00:25:05.088 --> 00:25:07.049 align:center - Yeah, I know. - Two years? 00:25:07.132 --> 00:25:08.967 align:center Didn't you get a lawyer look before you signed? 00:25:09.051 --> 00:25:11.428 align:center Well, they made it worth my while, what can I say? 00:25:11.512 --> 00:25:12.471 align:center You want my advice? 00:25:12.554 --> 00:25:13.514 align:center Not really. 00:25:13.597 --> 00:25:15.474 align:center Come on, Coop. You know I can't bring you in cold. 00:25:15.557 --> 00:25:19.645 align:center Take some time off, you let the stink fade 'cause no one's gonna touch you right now. 00:25:19.728 --> 00:25:22.564 align:center You should reach out to one of the new family offices coming out of Dubai. 00:25:22.648 --> 00:25:25.275 align:center They won't give a shit about your non-solicit or this thing with the girl. 00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:26.777 align:center The girl wasn't a thing. 00:25:26.860 --> 00:25:29.196 align:center They won't care either way is my point. 00:25:29.863 --> 00:25:32.616 align:center Coop, come on, don't be like that. 00:25:53.303 --> 00:25:54.388 align:center Sorry I'm late. 00:25:55.013 --> 00:25:56.014 align:center I got the usual. 00:25:58.559 --> 00:26:00.310 align:center You going to that Miller thing tomorrow? 00:26:01.144 --> 00:26:02.396 align:center I was invited, why wouldn't I? 00:26:04.022 --> 00:26:05.107 align:center No reason. 00:26:05.190 --> 00:26:08.610 align:center If I avoided every social situation because Mel and Nick might be there, 00:26:08.694 --> 00:26:11.488 align:center - I'd never leave the fucking house. - Hey, I'm on Team Coop. 00:26:12.197 --> 00:26:14.867 align:center - There's no teams. - Bullshit. 00:26:21.331 --> 00:26:23.208 align:center Okay, what's wrong? 00:26:23.292 --> 00:26:24.293 align:center What? 00:26:25.335 --> 00:26:26.461 align:center You're not checking your phone. 00:26:26.545 --> 00:26:28.422 align:center You're not rushing through the meal. Something's up. 00:26:35.512 --> 00:26:37.055 align:center What if I didn't work for a while? 00:26:39.099 --> 00:26:40.434 align:center Now, why would you do that? 00:26:40.517 --> 00:26:43.645 align:center I don't know, maybe to see my kids. I don't know, read a book. 00:26:44.771 --> 00:26:46.106 align:center So, we're talking a couple weeks, 00:26:46.190 --> 00:26:47.774 align:center - maybe a month? - Exactly. 00:26:48.901 --> 00:26:49.902 align:center Or, like, a year. 00:26:52.988 --> 00:26:56.783 align:center Coop, there comes a time in every conversation 00:26:56.867 --> 00:26:59.244 align:center when a man has to cut the shit and get to the fucking point. 00:27:01.246 --> 00:27:02.789 align:center I lost my job. 00:27:08.212 --> 00:27:09.421 align:center - Who'd you fuck? - Hey. 00:27:09.505 --> 00:27:11.632 align:center - Why would you automatically jump to-- - No, no, no, no. 00:27:11.715 --> 00:27:13.967 align:center You're not a drunk or a racist and your numbers were good, 00:27:14.051 --> 00:27:15.052 align:center so that leaves fuckery. 00:27:15.135 --> 00:27:16.970 align:center Jesus, Barney, come on. 00:27:18.889 --> 00:27:21.517 align:center I just don't understand why Jack would hang me out like that. 00:27:21.600 --> 00:27:23.393 align:center I mean, it was borderline at best. 00:27:23.477 --> 00:27:26.063 align:center Jack saw a way to cut you loose and keep your book. Was it really? 00:27:26.146 --> 00:27:28.190 align:center - Was what really? - Borderline at best. 00:27:29.358 --> 00:27:31.026 align:center Well, she worked on a completely different floor. 00:27:31.109 --> 00:27:32.653 align:center - I didn't know her. - You couldn't find someone else? 00:27:32.736 --> 00:27:34.321 align:center - Anyone else? - She hit on me. 00:27:34.404 --> 00:27:36.532 align:center - That doesn't matter. - Well, it fucking should. 00:27:37.324 --> 00:27:39.326 align:center It should. It should matter. 00:27:46.750 --> 00:27:48.043 align:center Bailey will settle. 00:27:48.126 --> 00:27:49.044 align:center What? 00:27:49.127 --> 00:27:50.671 align:center Sue Bailey Russell. They'll settle. 00:27:51.255 --> 00:27:52.256 align:center Why would they do that? 00:27:52.339 --> 00:27:54.883 align:center 'Cause you're not a drunk or a racist and your numbers were good. 00:27:55.634 --> 00:27:57.594 align:center They don't want this to go to a judge. Sue them. 00:27:57.678 --> 00:27:59.930 align:center You're my business manager, not my lawyer. 00:28:00.013 --> 00:28:01.306 align:center And as your business manager, 00:28:01.390 --> 00:28:03.517 align:center I'm strongly encouraging you to hire a lawyer. 00:28:03.600 --> 00:28:06.228 align:center I just need to know how long I can float on what I got. 00:28:09.773 --> 00:28:10.858 align:center Your nut? 00:28:11.608 --> 00:28:13.402 align:center Six months. Seven tops. 00:28:13.485 --> 00:28:14.444 align:center That can't be true. 00:28:14.528 --> 00:28:18.031 align:center Alimony, child support, two houses, cars, private schools, 00:28:18.115 --> 00:28:20.993 align:center not to mention your sister, and that's just off the top of my head. 00:28:22.578 --> 00:28:23.537 align:center Jack will settle. 00:28:23.620 --> 00:28:27.583 align:center Jack will crush me. I can't afford to go up against those guys. 00:28:27.666 --> 00:28:29.418 align:center You can't afford not to. 00:28:32.838 --> 00:28:34.464 align:center I just thought I had so much more. 00:28:36.592 --> 00:28:39.511 align:center You did. Then you got hammered last year on tech stocks. 00:28:39.595 --> 00:28:41.722 align:center Everybody got hammered last year on tech. 00:28:41.805 --> 00:28:44.391 align:center Everyone didn't get divorced or fuck their coworker. 00:28:45.058 --> 00:28:47.394 align:center - You should go see Monty. - I did. Lance too. 00:28:48.812 --> 00:28:52.316 align:center - No dice? - I have a two-year non-solicit. 00:28:55.235 --> 00:28:56.236 align:center I know. 00:29:09.958 --> 00:29:11.668 align:center Coop, what are you drinking? 00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:13.754 align:center Forget that. 00:29:13.837 --> 00:29:16.423 align:center I got a 15-year-old Japanese whiskey you gotta try. 00:29:16.507 --> 00:29:17.716 align:center Two. 00:29:22.095 --> 00:29:23.013 align:center Lehayim. 00:29:27.017 --> 00:29:28.477 align:center How smooth is that, right? 00:29:29.186 --> 00:29:30.270 align:center Yeah. 00:29:31.188 --> 00:29:32.606 align:center So… 00:29:34.858 --> 00:29:35.859 align:center how's the single life? 00:29:37.236 --> 00:29:40.030 align:center Well, has its moments. 00:29:40.697 --> 00:29:44.076 align:center Bullshit. It's gotta be a goddamn smorgasbord of ass out there. 00:29:44.159 --> 00:29:45.953 align:center Come on, give me something. Some news from the front. 00:29:47.079 --> 00:29:51.083 align:center Hey, I'm chairing that cancer benefit again this year, 00:29:51.166 --> 00:29:53.460 align:center and I penciled you in for two tables, same as last year. 00:29:53.544 --> 00:29:55.003 align:center How much are the tables again? 00:29:55.087 --> 00:29:56.713 align:center Thirty grand. Sixty for the pair. 00:29:58.340 --> 00:29:59.925 align:center Come on, you bought two tables last year. 00:30:00.008 --> 00:30:02.678 align:center Yeah, well, I wasn't divorced last year, Peter. 00:30:04.471 --> 00:30:05.973 align:center Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry. 00:30:07.057 --> 00:30:08.058 align:center I wasn't thinking. 00:30:08.141 --> 00:30:10.143 align:center I shouldn't have put you on the spot like that. 00:30:13.397 --> 00:30:15.107 align:center I'll eat the tables and take your name off the list. 00:30:15.190 --> 00:30:16.149 align:center Leave it on. 00:30:17.818 --> 00:30:19.820 align:center - You sure? - Yeah, it's fine. It's fine. 00:30:20.696 --> 00:30:22.281 align:center Wasn't trying to be an asshole. 00:30:23.198 --> 00:30:25.534 align:center I guess to some people it just comes naturally. 00:30:26.743 --> 00:30:27.744 align:center Fuck off. 00:30:32.666 --> 00:30:34.084 align:center Hey… 00:30:35.169 --> 00:30:36.420 align:center That's okay, right? 00:30:37.171 --> 00:30:38.297 align:center We're all adults here. 00:30:40.007 --> 00:30:43.468 align:center - Sure. It's all good. - Good stuff. 00:30:49.975 --> 00:30:52.144 align:center Out there living dangerously. 00:31:00.110 --> 00:31:01.320 align:center - 25, please. - You got it. 00:31:01.403 --> 00:31:02.404 align:center Thank you. 00:31:09.786 --> 00:31:12.873 align:center Three-time NBA all-star. What are you gonna do? 00:31:15.626 --> 00:31:17.044 align:center Yeah. 00:31:18.712 --> 00:31:20.214 align:center I'll have what he's having, just more of it. 00:31:20.297 --> 00:31:21.381 align:center You got it. 00:31:23.550 --> 00:31:24.384 align:center Team Coop? 00:31:39.691 --> 00:31:40.901 align:center And one more. 00:31:42.027 --> 00:31:43.946 align:center So, I said to Peter, 00:31:44.029 --> 00:31:46.406 align:center we have to get away with the kids, you know, 00:31:46.490 --> 00:31:49.326 align:center while we still can before they want nothing to do with us 00:31:49.409 --> 00:31:52.412 align:center because then what are we gonna do? Talk to each other? 00:31:53.247 --> 00:31:55.457 align:center We've been married way too long for that. 00:32:12.891 --> 00:32:15.894 align:center So, on Saturday, we leave for Belize. 00:32:15.978 --> 00:32:18.939 align:center I found us this villa, stunning view of the coast. 00:32:19.022 --> 00:32:20.774 align:center The kids have their own villa next door 00:32:20.858 --> 00:32:22.734 align:center - so we're not on top of each other. - I'll be right back. 00:32:22.818 --> 00:32:25.779 align:center But we know we'll see them because we're the ones with the chef 00:32:25.863 --> 00:32:27.573 align:center and the dining room, so when they get hungry… 00:32:28.407 --> 00:32:31.618 align:center I mean, the Turtle Inn does not know what is about to hit it. 00:32:31.702 --> 00:32:33.245 align:center How you doing, Coop? You okay? 00:32:33.954 --> 00:32:35.706 align:center I'm okay, Mel. How are you? 00:32:37.124 --> 00:32:38.125 align:center Yeah. 00:32:41.545 --> 00:32:44.506 align:center Hey, you two, can I just say, 00:32:44.590 --> 00:32:46.508 align:center I love that you had such a friendly divorce. 00:32:46.592 --> 00:32:47.843 align:center Diane. 00:32:47.926 --> 00:32:49.970 align:center No, I'm just saying, you know. 00:32:50.053 --> 00:32:52.764 align:center Remember when Mike and Gayle got divorced? It was like Armageddon here. 00:32:52.848 --> 00:32:54.016 align:center Do you remember that? 00:32:54.099 --> 00:32:55.475 align:center They can't even be in the same room together. 00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:57.060 align:center They can't be in the same city. 00:32:57.144 --> 00:32:58.145 align:center Right? 00:32:58.937 --> 00:33:02.399 align:center Sam, you think you and Paul are gonna be able to keep things friendly? 00:33:03.192 --> 00:33:04.568 align:center Not a chance in hell, 00:33:04.651 --> 00:33:07.696 align:center but thanks for asking, you know, in front of everyone like that. 00:33:07.779 --> 00:33:11.950 align:center I just… I admire how you guys handled everything with class. 00:33:12.034 --> 00:33:15.120 align:center You know, babe, when we get divorced, I think we should do it like that. 00:33:15.204 --> 00:33:16.622 align:center That's it. I'm cutting you off. 00:33:16.705 --> 00:33:17.664 align:center I'm just… 00:33:19.708 --> 00:33:20.667 align:center I think it's great… 00:33:24.713 --> 00:33:26.757 align:center how we're all so enlightened… 00:33:27.758 --> 00:33:29.134 align:center - See? - …you know? 00:33:29.968 --> 00:33:33.180 align:center I mean, Mel… Yeah, Mel and Nick had an affair and ended our marriage, 00:33:33.263 --> 00:33:36.934 align:center and I guess time will tell how fucked up our kids are gonna be, 00:33:37.017 --> 00:33:41.438 align:center but, you know, you all are being so awesome about the whole thing. 00:33:44.399 --> 00:33:45.776 align:center I mean, if I'd have known… 00:33:54.034 --> 00:33:55.327 align:center I'm gonna go take a piss. 00:35:06.273 --> 00:35:07.608 align:center Oops. 00:36:20.097 --> 00:36:23.809 align:center We don't know how she was killed. I think the weapon… 00:36:23.892 --> 00:36:25.352 align:center She was struck with a candlestick. 00:36:26.353 --> 00:36:28.355 align:center A candlestick? Are you sure? 00:36:28.856 --> 00:36:30.023 align:center A heavy silver one. 00:36:30.858 --> 00:36:32.734 align:center - How can you know? - Microscope. 00:36:40.325 --> 00:36:41.827 align:center Here. Just… 00:36:51.086 --> 00:36:53.172 align:center One of you guys wanna trade cars for a little while? 00:36:53.255 --> 00:36:54.089 align:center Fuck yeah. 00:37:54.900 --> 00:37:55.734 align:center - Fuck! - Jesus. 00:37:55.817 --> 00:37:59.196 align:center - Daddy! - What the-- For God's sake! 00:37:59.279 --> 00:38:01.156 align:center Fucking unbelievable. 00:38:08.914 --> 00:38:10.874 align:center - Mr. Cooper. - Go away, Jake. 00:38:10.958 --> 00:38:13.377 align:center Sorry, sir. We didn't know you were gonna be here, 00:38:13.460 --> 00:38:15.003 align:center swear to G-- Fuck. 00:38:15.087 --> 00:38:17.798 align:center Daddy! What did you do? Oh, my God. 00:38:17.881 --> 00:38:19.842 align:center - I told you to stop calling me sir. - Are you okay? 00:38:21.176 --> 00:38:22.970 align:center What the fuck is wrong with you? 00:38:23.053 --> 00:38:24.930 align:center - Oh, my God. Dad. - I gotta take this. Hey. 00:38:25.722 --> 00:38:28.183 align:center - No, Bruce, I'm sorry. What? - Punched me in the… 00:38:28.976 --> 00:38:31.478 align:center - What can I do? What do you need? - Oh, God. Yeah. 00:38:31.562 --> 00:38:33.814 align:center - I mean, I can be there in ten minutes. - Are you insane? 00:38:33.897 --> 00:38:35.732 align:center Yeah, sorry about this. Bye. 00:38:35.816 --> 00:38:39.695 align:center Just… Put some ice on it or something. It'll be fine. 00:38:43.907 --> 00:38:47.452 align:center Looks like the real thing 00:38:50.372 --> 00:38:54.877 align:center You taste like the real thing 00:38:55.752 --> 00:39:01.008 align:center My fake plastic love 00:39:06.013 --> 00:39:07.014 align:center Hey, Bruce. 00:39:07.097 --> 00:39:08.932 align:center - Thanks for coming, Coop. - You know it. 00:39:09.016 --> 00:39:12.352 align:center But I can't help the feeling 00:39:14.897 --> 00:39:19.318 align:center I could blow through the ceiling 00:39:20.611 --> 00:39:26.241 align:center If I could just turn and run 00:39:28.243 --> 00:39:29.119 align:center Hey, Andy. 00:39:30.329 --> 00:39:31.538 align:center Bruce called me. 00:39:31.622 --> 00:39:32.873 align:center Yeah, I figured he would. 00:39:33.874 --> 00:39:35.459 align:center I could use the ride home anyway. 00:39:36.126 --> 00:39:37.127 align:center How did you get here? 00:39:37.211 --> 00:39:38.295 align:center I walked. 00:39:38.921 --> 00:39:39.880 align:center You off your meds again? 00:39:40.756 --> 00:39:42.633 align:center Just wanted to feel something, you know? 00:39:43.425 --> 00:39:44.259 align:center How you feel? 00:39:45.427 --> 00:39:46.637 align:center Shitty, actually. 00:39:47.804 --> 00:39:48.805 align:center How was your day? 00:39:49.890 --> 00:39:51.099 align:center The same. 00:39:51.683 --> 00:39:54.144 align:center You don't look so great, and that's coming from me. 00:39:54.770 --> 00:39:56.021 align:center Come on. Let's get you home. 00:40:05.113 --> 00:40:06.448 align:center He still loves me, you know. 00:40:06.532 --> 00:40:08.200 align:center Honey, he's got a wife and two kids. 00:40:08.283 --> 00:40:09.701 align:center Well, everybody's got something. 00:40:10.202 --> 00:40:12.454 align:center What're you playing there? The Smashing Pumpkins? 00:40:13.455 --> 00:40:15.332 align:center Radiohead, dipshit. 00:40:16.500 --> 00:40:19.253 align:center Right, right. Of course. Come on. 00:40:24.091 --> 00:40:25.092 align:center Hey. 00:40:28.637 --> 00:40:29.638 align:center You'll be all right. 00:40:32.975 --> 00:40:34.601 align:center Give me this. Get in. 00:40:38.313 --> 00:40:39.940 align:center - New car? - It's a loaner. 00:40:40.440 --> 00:40:41.692 align:center Don't give me any shit. 00:40:56.707 --> 00:40:58.000 align:center I'm in trouble, Ali. 00:40:59.793 --> 00:41:00.627 align:center How bad? 00:41:02.462 --> 00:41:05.716 align:center I might need you to give up the apartment and move back in with Mom and Dad. 00:41:07.509 --> 00:41:08.510 align:center Well, sucks for them. 00:41:10.888 --> 00:41:12.598 align:center Yeah. It will if you don't take your meds. 00:41:12.681 --> 00:41:14.474 align:center I make no promises. 00:41:17.227 --> 00:41:19.354 align:center - This car smells like ass. - God, I know. 00:41:19.438 --> 00:41:20.981 align:center It's like something died in it. 00:41:43.128 --> 00:41:45.047 align:center Liv. Liv. 00:41:46.006 --> 00:41:48.425 align:center Just… Please let me talk to you for a second. 00:41:48.509 --> 00:41:51.553 align:center Look… Look, I'm really sorry about what happened to you. 00:41:51.637 --> 00:41:52.888 align:center It sucks that they fired you. 00:41:54.890 --> 00:41:57.267 align:center - Do you really feel that way? - Of course I do. 00:41:57.351 --> 00:41:59.770 align:center Well then, can you please withdraw your complaint? 00:42:00.354 --> 00:42:03.273 align:center I mean, you can recant and indemnify Bailey against a lawsuit. 00:42:03.357 --> 00:42:05.150 align:center - I can get my job back. - What? 00:42:05.234 --> 00:42:09.071 align:center Look, I'm sorry if I mishandled things with you in any way. 00:42:09.154 --> 00:42:10.781 align:center I just thought we were both having a good time. 00:42:10.864 --> 00:42:12.908 align:center Wait. Stop. Just stop. I… 00:42:12.991 --> 00:42:14.701 align:center I don't know what you're talking about. 00:42:16.495 --> 00:42:18.497 align:center I never filed a complaint. 00:42:31.802 --> 00:42:33.470 align:center Coop. He's on a call. 00:42:33.554 --> 00:42:34.680 align:center It's okay, Mary. 00:42:36.598 --> 00:42:39.268 align:center - There was never any complaint. - Coop. You can't be here. 00:42:39.351 --> 00:42:40.936 align:center Liv Cross never filed a complaint. 00:42:41.019 --> 00:42:42.729 align:center It's an HR issue. I only know what I'm told. 00:42:42.813 --> 00:42:43.981 align:center Bullshit, Jack. You did this. 00:42:44.064 --> 00:42:46.233 align:center You broke company policy. My hands were tied. 00:42:46.316 --> 00:42:48.527 align:center You saw an opportunity to take my book and you decided to fuck me. 00:42:49.528 --> 00:42:50.571 align:center You fucked yourself. 00:42:50.654 --> 00:42:51.697 align:center I thought we were friends. 00:42:55.033 --> 00:42:57.160 align:center At least let me keep my fucking capital account. 00:42:57.911 --> 00:42:59.872 align:center I'm begging you. That's my money. I need that money. 00:42:59.955 --> 00:43:01.582 align:center No, it isn't. 00:43:03.292 --> 00:43:06.879 align:center Your biggest mistake was thinking any of this was ever yours. 00:43:07.754 --> 00:43:08.964 align:center All right, all right. 00:43:13.093 --> 00:43:15.095 align:center It's not yours if you can't keep it. 00:43:35.866 --> 00:43:38.118 align:center I just can't let you ruin that beautiful motor. 00:43:38.994 --> 00:43:40.120 align:center Okay, start her up. 00:44:06.939 --> 00:44:07.940 align:center Here. 00:44:20.494 --> 00:44:22.120 align:center How is Tori's boyfriend? 00:44:24.581 --> 00:44:26.917 align:center - Jake? - That's correct. 00:44:28.335 --> 00:44:29.378 align:center He'll survive. 00:44:30.879 --> 00:44:31.880 align:center And Tori? 00:44:34.341 --> 00:44:36.885 align:center You gotta give it a couple more days. I'm working on it. 00:44:43.100 --> 00:44:44.351 align:center You're not yourself, Coop. 00:44:46.979 --> 00:44:50.107 align:center Look, I'm sorry about the barbecue. I was a little overserved. 00:44:50.190 --> 00:44:52.860 align:center I'm not talking about the barbecue, and I'm not talking about the fact 00:44:52.943 --> 00:44:54.528 align:center that you assaulted our daughter's boyfriend. 00:44:54.611 --> 00:44:56.738 align:center - Although, Jesus Christ. - What then? 00:44:58.448 --> 00:44:59.533 align:center I don't know. 00:44:59.616 --> 00:45:01.285 align:center You just seem so… 00:45:02.369 --> 00:45:03.370 align:center alone. 00:45:04.705 --> 00:45:09.877 align:center Yeah, well, I live here, and you live there in our house with our kids. 00:45:09.960 --> 00:45:12.796 align:center - I know. - You left me. That would make me… 00:45:14.965 --> 00:45:15.883 align:center alone. 00:45:15.966 --> 00:45:17.718 align:center That's not what I'm talking about though. 00:45:19.720 --> 00:45:20.971 align:center I'm worried about you. 00:45:26.685 --> 00:45:27.686 align:center Hey. 00:45:29.521 --> 00:45:30.814 align:center What is it? 00:45:33.692 --> 00:45:35.903 align:center Now, come on. You can still talk to me, can't you? 00:45:39.448 --> 00:45:40.449 align:center I'm fine. 00:45:42.034 --> 00:45:45.579 align:center I am. I'm finding my way. 00:45:53.962 --> 00:45:54.963 align:center Okay. 00:46:01.053 --> 00:46:02.054 align:center Fair enough. 00:46:10.145 --> 00:46:11.396 align:center Thanks for coming by. 00:46:12.856 --> 00:46:13.857 align:center Thanks for the beer. 00:46:22.449 --> 00:46:23.450 align:center Miss Cross. 00:46:24.785 --> 00:46:27.788 align:center - How can I help you? - I was hoping for an explanation. 00:46:27.871 --> 00:46:29.081 align:center The Andrew Cooper thing. 00:46:29.164 --> 00:46:30.499 align:center I didn't file a complaint. 00:46:30.582 --> 00:46:33.710 align:center Somebody reported your involvement to HR. 00:46:33.794 --> 00:46:36.129 align:center - But there was no complaint. - Whiskey? 00:46:36.213 --> 00:46:37.798 align:center - No. - Sit. 00:46:41.218 --> 00:46:44.555 align:center I'm sorry that it was phrased like that, but complaint or not, 00:46:44.638 --> 00:46:48.308 align:center Mr. Cooper was in direct violation of our company's code of conduct. 00:46:48.392 --> 00:46:49.643 align:center He's in a position of power, 00:46:49.726 --> 00:46:52.312 align:center and we take our protections very seriously. 00:46:52.396 --> 00:46:54.273 align:center He's nowhere on my org chart. 00:46:54.356 --> 00:46:55.941 align:center I don't report to anyone who reports to him. 00:46:56.024 --> 00:46:58.360 align:center Does that mean he couldn't get you fired if he so chose? 00:46:58.986 --> 00:47:00.153 align:center He didn't need to lose his job. 00:47:01.405 --> 00:47:04.908 align:center I've got a conference room full of labor lawyers who say otherwise. 00:47:09.496 --> 00:47:12.457 align:center Shepherd tells me that you're a star. He wants to put you up for promotion. 00:47:12.541 --> 00:47:15.043 align:center He wants you running your own desk. Are you ready for that? 00:47:15.127 --> 00:47:17.004 align:center How is that related to this? 00:47:17.087 --> 00:47:18.797 align:center I'm done with this. I've moved on to that. 00:47:19.506 --> 00:47:23.594 align:center I'm more interested in your future than Coop's past. 00:47:28.223 --> 00:47:30.559 align:center I'll tell you what. I've got a phone call in a minute, 00:47:30.642 --> 00:47:33.854 align:center but let's do dinner later in the week and discuss. 00:47:33.937 --> 00:47:35.439 align:center Mary will check your avails. 00:47:36.148 --> 00:47:37.858 align:center Shouldn't Shepherd join us? 00:47:40.235 --> 00:47:41.820 align:center Shepherd's welcome to join. 00:47:45.407 --> 00:47:46.241 align:center Thank you. 00:49:49.364 --> 00:49:51.200 align:center Okay, do you have everything… 00:49:51.283 --> 00:49:52.951 align:center Viewed from a certain perspective, 00:49:53.035 --> 00:49:56.330 align:center life boils down to a series of interconnected decisions. 00:49:56.914 --> 00:49:58.790 align:center The Millers decided to go to Belize. 00:50:01.001 --> 00:50:02.669 align:center I decided to go to the Millers'. 00:50:08.884 --> 00:50:11.512 align:center Westmont Village has its own private security patrol, 00:50:11.595 --> 00:50:13.639 align:center as well as the Westmont police department. 00:50:14.389 --> 00:50:16.558 align:center The crime rate is almost nonexistent. 00:50:18.393 --> 00:50:20.229 align:center You live in a place like that long enough, 00:50:20.312 --> 00:50:22.689 align:center you start to feel insulated from the rest of the world. 00:50:23.440 --> 00:50:26.527 align:center You get complacent about things like alarm systems 00:50:27.236 --> 00:50:28.695 align:center and locking all your doors. 00:51:16.243 --> 00:51:18.912 align:center The Patek Philippe Nautilus: sealed 18-karat white gold, 00:51:18.996 --> 00:51:19.997 align:center blue sunburst dial, 00:51:20.080 --> 00:51:23.667 align:center water-resistant up to 30 meters, like that will ever come up. 00:51:23.750 --> 00:51:27.004 align:center Like the ads say, "You never actually own a Patek Philippe, 00:51:27.087 --> 00:51:29.590 align:center you merely look after it for the next generation." 00:51:32.134 --> 00:51:34.428 align:center Well, the next generation tells time on their phones, 00:51:34.511 --> 00:51:36.388 align:center so I figured no one was gonna miss this one. 00:52:18.847 --> 00:52:20.641 align:center Hi, guys. Is everything okay? 00:52:20.724 --> 00:52:22.643 align:center Good evening, sir. You live here? 00:52:22.726 --> 00:52:23.977 align:center Yeah, yeah, I sure do. 00:52:24.061 --> 00:52:26.188 align:center Your house was placed on a vacation watch starting tonight. 00:52:26.271 --> 00:52:29.399 align:center We saw the Honda parked down the street, the lights on in the house… 00:52:29.483 --> 00:52:30.567 align:center figured we'd check in. 00:52:32.819 --> 00:52:34.196 align:center That's my son's car. 00:52:34.279 --> 00:52:36.615 align:center I told him to pull it into the garage before we left. 00:52:36.698 --> 00:52:37.908 align:center So you are going on vacation? 00:52:37.991 --> 00:52:39.868 align:center Yeah. Bright and early tomorrow morning. 00:52:39.952 --> 00:52:42.579 align:center My wife must've given you the wrong date when she called it in. 00:52:42.663 --> 00:52:46.166 align:center - No worries. Have a great trip. - Thanks, you guys. 00:52:46.250 --> 00:52:47.668 align:center I appreciate it. 00:53:07.771 --> 00:53:09.273 align:center I don't know what I was thinking. 00:53:09.356 --> 00:53:10.566 align:center Well, that's not true. 00:53:10.649 --> 00:53:13.652 align:center I was thinking that Peter and Diane Miller were assholes, 00:53:13.735 --> 00:53:15.320 align:center and they didn't deserve all of this. 00:53:15.988 --> 00:53:18.907 align:center And I was thinking that there were plenty of assholes just like them 00:53:18.991 --> 00:53:21.618 align:center in the neighborhood, with houses just like this, 00:53:21.702 --> 00:53:25.163 align:center filled with expensive shit just like this that would never be missed. 00:53:25.247 --> 00:53:28.542 align:center Piles of forgotten wealth just lying around in drawers 00:53:28.625 --> 00:53:30.794 align:center where they were doing no one any good. 00:53:30.878 --> 00:53:33.630 align:center I knew this because, up until a little while ago, 00:53:34.214 --> 00:53:35.841 align:center I'd been one of those assholes. 00:53:47.686 --> 00:53:50.939 align:center I was thinking about alimony, child support, legal fees, two houses, 00:53:51.023 --> 00:53:53.442 align:center a maxed out home equity line, tuition, property taxes, 00:53:53.525 --> 00:53:55.652 align:center health insurance premiums, SAT tutors, 00:53:55.736 --> 00:53:57.529 align:center child psychologists, car payments, gardeners, 00:53:57.613 --> 00:53:59.907 align:center exterminators, roofers, painters, plumbers, drum kits, 00:53:59.990 --> 00:54:03.035 align:center and a bank account that was still in the red from the divorce. 00:54:03.118 --> 00:54:05.370 align:center And how no one, including the cops apparently, 00:54:05.454 --> 00:54:07.372 align:center would ever suspect a guy like me. 00:54:08.165 --> 00:54:10.167 align:center I'm not saying it was a good idea. 00:54:10.250 --> 00:54:11.585 align:center It was just temporary. 00:54:11.668 --> 00:54:14.379 align:center A quick fix to pay some bills until I got back on my feet. 00:54:15.005 --> 00:54:18.425 align:center And I figured, what's the worst that could happen?