WEBVTT 00:38.204 --> 00:40.874 Well, kids, sorry to love you and leave you, 00:40.957 --> 00:42.667 but I got a hot date in Philadelphia. 00:42.751 --> 00:43.585 Oh, Danny! 00:43.668 --> 00:46.212 -Your car is three minutes away. -Aw. 00:46.296 --> 00:47.255 How's your mom, Danny? 00:47.338 --> 00:48.381 Mm. You know Beverly. 00:48.465 --> 00:50.925 She fell off her porch and she's acting like she got a bug bite. 00:51.009 --> 00:52.010 Oh, she's a tough cookie. 00:52.093 --> 00:54.304 I just got to be there until she gets out of the hospital, 00:54.387 --> 00:56.181 and then Aunt Pam can take over. 00:56.264 --> 00:58.349 You think you'll make it back before Christmas, though? 00:58.433 --> 00:59.267 I'm going to try. 00:59.350 --> 01:01.186 In case you don't make it back before Christmas, 01:01.269 --> 01:03.146 maybe we should have a really fast Christmas now. 01:03.229 --> 01:06.608 -We still have three minutes, right? -Actually, we're down to one right now. 01:06.691 --> 01:08.902 -Oh, fuck, Danny, I'm your Secret Santa! -Oh! 01:08.985 --> 01:11.446 Get out the Christmas cookies! Start singing a Christmas carol! 01:11.529 --> 01:13.114 -Uh… -Go! 01:13.198 --> 01:17.118 Hark! How the bells, sweet silver bells All seem to say, "Throw cares away…" 01:17.202 --> 01:20.330 That's what you're going with? It's so fast and high. 01:20.413 --> 01:21.289 …meek and the bold 01:21.372 --> 01:24.334 -La, la, la, la… -Ding, dong, ding, dong… 01:24.417 --> 01:25.835 It's just a couple of days. 01:25.919 --> 01:28.546 -You're sure you don't want me to come? -No. 01:28.630 --> 01:30.882 But I want to be here. 01:30.965 --> 01:32.050 I promise. 01:32.133 --> 01:33.551 Okay, I got it. 01:36.221 --> 01:38.848 It's a sexy gingerbread man calendar. 01:39.390 --> 01:42.393 And there's one where he's wearing icing for chaps. 01:43.645 --> 01:45.522 I love you. Oh, uh… 01:45.605 --> 01:48.149 Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas… 01:48.233 --> 01:50.276 -Your car is here. -Oh. 01:50.360 --> 01:53.071 Ding, dong, ding, dong That is their song 01:53.154 --> 01:56.658 With joyful ring, all caroling 01:56.741 --> 01:58.660 This song is stressful as shit. 01:58.743 --> 02:02.705 Ding, dong, ding, dong… 02:02.789 --> 02:05.750 Dong 02:06.668 --> 02:10.046 -Holy shit! -Watch out, Pentatonix! 02:10.547 --> 02:12.465 You guys! 02:21.224 --> 02:24.727 Okay, so this cathedral was the site of the Council of Trent 02:24.811 --> 02:26.563 during the Protestant Reformation. 02:26.646 --> 02:28.356 You guys want to hear more about it? 02:29.899 --> 02:32.694 No need to answer. Your faces betray you. 02:33.444 --> 02:34.737 Mama? 02:34.821 --> 02:37.699 I can't come now! I'm with my friends. 02:38.199 --> 02:39.325 Don't cry. 02:39.909 --> 02:42.287 I'll come. I'll come! 02:43.037 --> 02:44.998 Do you mind if I leave the tour early? 02:45.081 --> 02:47.458 Just my mother's Christmas tree is tilting. 02:47.542 --> 02:52.297 She worries it will crush a grandchild. I have to go pick up my cousin's chainsaw. 02:52.380 --> 02:54.424 Now Italian Claude is wielding a chainsaw. 02:54.507 --> 02:55.717 Okay. 02:55.800 --> 02:57.260 All right. Um… 02:57.343 --> 02:59.095 I promise I'll check in later, okay? 02:59.179 --> 03:02.015 Enjoy your tour. Love you, bye. Ciao. Ciao! 03:02.724 --> 03:05.310 So, you want to go inside and read all the little plaques? 03:05.393 --> 03:07.395 You know what? No. 03:07.478 --> 03:10.565 I mean, since we've been here, we've visited three churches 03:10.648 --> 03:12.859 and walked by five live nativities. 03:12.942 --> 03:15.236 No, look, another one. Six. 03:15.320 --> 03:17.572 Wow, Joseph is stacked. 03:19.324 --> 03:20.283 Hm. 03:20.992 --> 03:23.453 What if we did something not religious tonight, 03:23.536 --> 03:25.163 like a romantic meal? 03:25.246 --> 03:27.207 Oh, I could definitely eat. 03:27.290 --> 03:31.544 Okay, yeah, uh, great. So, table for three. 03:33.796 --> 03:34.964 Oh-- 03:35.048 --> 03:36.049 Sorry. 03:36.132 --> 03:38.134 You guys want to have a romantic dinner. 03:38.218 --> 03:40.803 -No, Anne, we can all go. -No. You know what? 03:40.887 --> 03:45.183 Yesterday, I promised myself, today I would be a new woman. 03:45.266 --> 03:46.309 So, 03:46.392 --> 03:49.312 first things first, a new walk. 03:51.648 --> 03:53.524 Okay. 03:53.608 --> 03:55.652 Wow, wow, wow. 03:55.735 --> 03:57.195 I thought she said "new walk." 04:08.164 --> 04:10.291 How wonderful, Claudio! 04:10.375 --> 04:11.626 You're our savior! 04:11.709 --> 04:13.586 Eh. 04:13.670 --> 04:15.421 Hold on, Mama. It's Danny. 04:15.922 --> 04:17.298 -Hey! -Hi. 04:17.382 --> 04:18.549 How's Beverly? 04:18.633 --> 04:20.385 Oh, I'm right as rain, baby. 04:20.468 --> 04:22.387 She cracked her pelvis and she needs surgery. 04:22.470 --> 04:23.429 Oof. 04:24.013 --> 04:25.723 I may need to stay a little longer. 04:25.807 --> 04:26.641 I should be there. 04:26.724 --> 04:27.684 Should I come tonight? 04:27.767 --> 04:29.602 No, no, no, it's all under control. 04:29.686 --> 04:32.230 But the doctor says that we may need to look into 04:32.313 --> 04:34.857 a living situation with more hands-on care. 04:34.941 --> 04:37.360 Aw, you better not be talking about putting me in no home. 04:37.443 --> 04:40.446 People get raped in those. I saw that on Action News. 04:40.530 --> 04:42.949 I'm not-- I'm talking about Aunt Pam. 04:43.032 --> 04:44.200 Pam's on her way. 04:44.284 --> 04:47.495 -We'll figure out a plan once she's here. -I'm already here. 04:49.914 --> 04:50.832 Aunt Pam? 04:50.915 --> 04:53.042 I'm sorry I'm late. 04:53.126 --> 04:56.129 I got on the wrong bus and went to Delaware. 04:56.212 --> 04:57.255 -Hey. -Hey. 04:57.338 --> 04:59.299 -Hi. -You all right, sugar? 04:59.382 --> 05:02.593 -I'm all right. How you doing? -Wait, is that Claude? 05:02.677 --> 05:05.138 -Hey, baby. -Hi. 05:05.221 --> 05:08.725 Oh my God. She's shrunk like a sweater in the dryer. 05:08.808 --> 05:10.852 She can't take care of your mom. 05:11.561 --> 05:14.480 -I'm getting a flight tonight. -No, no, no. I've got it all handled. 05:14.564 --> 05:18.484 Um… I love you. We'll check in tomorrow, okay? 05:21.070 --> 05:22.196 I like your wig. 05:23.364 --> 05:25.950 This is just like the Olive Garden in Secaucus. 05:26.034 --> 05:28.328 Think I can take my shoes off here? 05:28.411 --> 05:30.663 I have seen more than one person do it there. 05:32.165 --> 05:34.459 This is very nice, Jack. I'm glad we're doing this. 05:34.542 --> 05:35.501 Me too. 05:36.002 --> 05:39.255 -Look, I know I've been a bummer. -No. 05:39.339 --> 05:41.758 But I kind of had a breakthrough yesterday. 05:41.841 --> 05:42.842 Oh, tell me. 05:42.925 --> 05:47.013 I have spent so much of this year trying to pretend I'm fine. 05:47.096 --> 05:51.017 But the only way to feel better is to really admit where you're at. 05:51.100 --> 05:53.353 Yeah, kind of like how I decided to start telling my doctor 05:53.436 --> 05:55.605 the real number of drinks I have every week. 05:55.688 --> 05:58.149 It is not zero to two. 05:58.232 --> 06:03.529 Right. And where I'm at right now is my lowest low. 06:04.405 --> 06:08.701 I feel like a loser who's failed at everything he's tried to do this year. 06:08.785 --> 06:11.371 -What do you mean? What did you fail at? -Everything. 06:11.454 --> 06:15.166 I mean, honoring our friend. Thanksgiving. I didn't run the marathon. 06:15.249 --> 06:17.794 Listen, you tried your best. And you did honor Nick. 06:17.877 --> 06:20.505 Remember you got that website to name a star after him? 06:20.588 --> 06:22.965 That was nice. I shouldn't have called it a scam. 06:23.049 --> 06:27.303 And when I get more ink, I will print the certificate, okay? 06:28.930 --> 06:30.098 Okay. 06:32.392 --> 06:36.020 Yes, let's decide what we're going to get. What looks good to you? 06:36.104 --> 06:38.189 I don't know. 06:43.694 --> 06:46.614 Hey, can we just have, like, a nice evening? 06:47.865 --> 06:51.494 We are. Wait, I mean, I just said, "I don't know." 06:51.577 --> 06:53.704 Right? I haven't even read the secondis. 06:53.788 --> 06:55.873 Yeah, but you failed at everything this year? 06:55.957 --> 06:59.127 I mean, honey, you don't always have to sink to the depths. 06:59.210 --> 07:03.339 Well, no, I don't always have to. But we can't never go there. 07:03.423 --> 07:05.049 This year was hard on me too, Jack. 07:05.133 --> 07:08.344 But I don't dwell on it. I just try to keep moving. 07:08.428 --> 07:10.847 Wow. Well, you're so strong and cool. 07:10.930 --> 07:12.849 -Congratulations. -Oh, come on. 07:12.932 --> 07:15.351 The only thing that I'm trying to get at here, and I-- 07:15.435 --> 07:17.186 May I play a song for the beautiful couple? 07:17.270 --> 07:19.188 Yes, please. 07:28.781 --> 07:30.700 How are things in Philadelphia? 07:30.783 --> 07:31.701 Mama, I don't know. 07:31.784 --> 07:33.327 He doesn't want me there. 07:33.411 --> 07:35.329 He just wants to decide it all himself. 07:35.413 --> 07:37.373 We're back to how we used to be. 07:37.874 --> 07:40.168 If you think you should go, go. 07:40.251 --> 07:41.961 But he told me not to. 07:42.044 --> 07:43.171 What do I do? 07:43.254 --> 07:46.090 No one tells you what to do. 07:46.799 --> 07:48.968 You are Claude. 08:18.539 --> 08:21.083 Hi! Hey! Are you in Italy? 08:21.167 --> 08:22.877 I am. 08:23.377 --> 08:24.337 Are you busy? 08:24.962 --> 08:30.426 Uh, no, I am just, you know, trying to decorate for Gino's first Christmas. 08:30.510 --> 08:34.263 But I have not really had time yet. 08:34.347 --> 08:38.226 His stocking is like a knee sock from when I was Britney Spears for Halloween. 08:38.309 --> 08:39.769 Oh, honey, he's just a baby. 08:39.852 --> 08:42.813 You have at least until they turn five until they remember your fuck-ups. 08:43.940 --> 08:46.526 Hey, hon, um, do you remember that 08:47.360 --> 08:50.196 duck that I gave Gino when we were down the Shore? 08:50.780 --> 08:53.449 I do, yeah. He plays with it in the bath sometimes. 08:53.533 --> 08:57.828 Did you happen to notice a phone number on the bottom of it? 08:57.912 --> 09:00.581 Yes, I did. 09:00.665 --> 09:04.669 Hang on. It's somewhere in here. 09:04.752 --> 09:08.506 Uh, but if I can't find it, can I interest you in this guy? 09:10.967 --> 09:13.761 Oh yeah, he seems like a very generous lover. 09:13.844 --> 09:16.055 Ah! 09:16.889 --> 09:19.100 I got it. 09:19.183 --> 09:20.810 Ooh! Texting you a pic right now. 09:22.061 --> 09:23.104 Yeah. 09:24.313 --> 09:26.774 So, are you gonna call Mark Brett? 09:26.857 --> 09:28.359 Thanks, Ginny. 09:36.784 --> 09:37.868 Hello. 09:38.869 --> 09:40.246 Hi, Mark? 09:40.329 --> 09:41.956 It's Anne. 09:42.039 --> 09:46.586 We met and had… sex at the Jersey Shore. 09:46.669 --> 09:51.048 Mm, I had sex with, like, 30 people at the Jersey Shore, so… 09:51.132 --> 09:52.091 Oh, you did. 09:52.174 --> 09:54.427 No. No, I didn't. That was a joke. I'm joking. 09:54.510 --> 09:55.970 Oh. 09:56.053 --> 09:56.929 That was funny. 09:57.013 --> 09:59.181 Hi, Anne. How are you? 09:59.265 --> 10:01.100 Oh, I'm good. 10:01.183 --> 10:04.729 I'm actually in Italy. 10:04.812 --> 10:05.938 No way. 10:06.022 --> 10:07.565 Yeah, and I was… 10:07.648 --> 10:09.859 I don't know. I just was thinking about you. 10:09.942 --> 10:14.780 Uh, wait, Anne, I feel like I should tell you that I have a girlfriend now. 10:17.825 --> 10:19.577 Good for you. 10:20.745 --> 10:23.205 That is not why I was calling. 10:23.289 --> 10:24.665 That sounded weird. 10:24.749 --> 10:28.919 I was actually calling to tell you that I have moved to Italy. 10:29.003 --> 10:30.212 -Really? -Yeah. 10:30.296 --> 10:31.380 Ha. 10:31.464 --> 10:33.799 Yeah, so I'm calling all my contacts to let them know that. 10:33.883 --> 10:34.925 So, that's why I called. 10:35.009 --> 10:36.552 Congratulations. 10:36.636 --> 10:40.723 Yeah. And I, um, am dating someone too. 10:40.806 --> 10:44.977 His name is Gianpiero, and he is mi amore, 10:45.061 --> 10:46.896 and that is why I'm calling. So, 10:46.979 --> 10:48.731 um, yeah, if you are ever in Italy-- 10:48.814 --> 10:51.859 Actually, Tori and I were just discussing, maybe we take a trip in the summer. 10:51.942 --> 10:54.028 Great. Cool. 10:54.111 --> 10:56.447 I'll be here. You should come visit. 10:56.530 --> 10:59.033 Maybe we will. I can't wait. 11:01.786 --> 11:04.288 I thought their bread was really good. 11:04.372 --> 11:07.124 -Yeah. Yeah, I liked that it was warm. -Hm. 11:07.208 --> 11:08.250 Yeah. 11:11.253 --> 11:14.006 Scusi? What's happening here? 11:14.090 --> 11:16.842 What'd she say? 11:16.926 --> 11:18.302 -"Mara" what? -"Maratona"? 11:18.386 --> 11:20.346 Maybe it's a maritime parade. That'd be cool. 11:20.429 --> 11:21.722 Let me see your phone. 11:25.101 --> 11:28.104 Oh my God, Jack. There is a marathon tomorrow. 11:28.187 --> 11:29.146 You should do it. 11:29.230 --> 11:30.648 What? No. 11:30.731 --> 11:32.775 It's a sign. You have to. 11:32.858 --> 11:37.154 No, I haven't trained in like a month. I didn't pack any running clothes. 11:37.238 --> 11:39.323 And I just ate like 60 clams. 11:39.407 --> 11:41.617 This is how you turn this year around. 11:41.701 --> 11:43.828 Imagine how good you would feel on the flight home. 11:43.911 --> 11:45.037 You would be a new man. 11:45.121 --> 11:47.415 -Prego. -Grazie. 11:48.958 --> 11:50.334 Uh-- 11:50.418 --> 11:51.961 Oh, this is happening. 12:02.638 --> 12:04.640 Hey, I look stupid. 12:04.723 --> 12:06.350 No, you look Italian. 12:06.434 --> 12:09.437 All the people here are Italian. They look normal. 12:09.520 --> 12:10.563 Well, I'm sorry. 12:10.646 --> 12:13.441 Claude's running clothes look a little different on you than on him. 12:13.524 --> 12:16.902 I think you look snazzy, like Jody Watley at the Grammys. 12:16.986 --> 12:19.071 Thank you, Anne. 12:19.155 --> 12:21.031 It's time for you to line up, okay? 12:21.115 --> 12:23.200 I really don't think I should be doing this. 12:23.284 --> 12:25.536 I mean, I haven't even trained at this altitude. 12:25.619 --> 12:27.997 You got this, buddy. You got this. 12:28.080 --> 12:30.332 I believe in you. 12:30.416 --> 12:33.127 You're gonna be so happy you did this. 12:35.463 --> 12:36.756 Hey, Anne. 12:36.839 --> 12:38.549 It was nice hearing your voice today. 12:38.632 --> 12:44.054 I'm just having a glass of wine here, or I mean a pint of Guinness, 12:44.138 --> 12:45.347 and I am watching boxing. 12:45.431 --> 12:47.725 Definitely not Hope Floats. 12:47.808 --> 12:50.519 Anyway, I hope you have a great day in Italy. 12:51.061 --> 12:54.523 Send me a pic if you can. I'd love to see you in your new town. 12:54.607 --> 12:55.983 Buongiorno! 12:57.776 --> 13:01.238 Hey, um, will you do me a favor and take a picture of me 13:01.322 --> 13:04.492 where I look like I'm having fun and living a cool life? 13:04.575 --> 13:07.161 -Okay. -Don't judge me. It's for Mark Brett. 13:07.244 --> 13:09.830 -Oh! Copy that. Okay. -Mm-hm. 13:09.914 --> 13:10.915 Real quick. 13:11.707 --> 13:12.958 So, smile. 13:13.042 --> 13:14.710 -Hold on. -Okay. 13:16.754 --> 13:20.424 Okay. There's something a little awkward about your pose. 13:20.508 --> 13:23.385 Like, your uterus is falling out. 13:24.929 --> 13:28.349 Try that TikTok thing where you skip toward the camera. 13:28.432 --> 13:30.518 -Back up a little bit. -Okay. 13:32.394 --> 13:33.312 -Great. -Here? 13:33.395 --> 13:34.814 Yeah, and skip. 13:36.482 --> 13:37.566 Yeah. 13:37.650 --> 13:39.026 And smile. 13:40.528 --> 13:41.820 Laugh. 13:44.657 --> 13:46.992 -Ah! Okay, you got it. -Let me see. 13:47.743 --> 13:48.828 Where is he? 13:58.170 --> 13:59.713 Oof. 14:09.765 --> 14:11.517 -Go Jack! -Go Jack! 14:33.831 --> 14:35.374 Bravo! 14:37.126 --> 14:38.252 Yay, Jack! 14:38.335 --> 14:39.837 You're doing great! 14:42.756 --> 14:45.384 I'm winded, but I think I can do it. 14:48.554 --> 14:50.723 I'm at mile 13. I'm already halfway there. 14:53.642 --> 14:57.229 Honey, that's kilometers. You got like 20 miles left. 14:57.313 --> 14:58.647 No. 14:58.731 --> 15:00.524 Oh no, fuck. No, no, no. 15:00.608 --> 15:02.151 You can do it! 15:02.693 --> 15:04.153 Oh no, no, no. 15:04.653 --> 15:07.948 -You've got this. You've got this. -Oh fuck. Oh God. 15:08.032 --> 15:11.952 Yes. You can do it. You're my Superman! 15:20.419 --> 15:22.379 Oh, thank you. 15:26.925 --> 15:28.510 Uh… Scusi. 15:28.594 --> 15:30.846 -Would you take a picture? -Sure. 15:31.639 --> 15:33.599 It's okay I take a picture? 15:33.682 --> 15:34.808 Thank you. Could I… 15:34.892 --> 15:36.685 Do you mind? Thank you. 15:44.944 --> 15:47.029 Thanks. I'm so silly. Thank you. 16:34.910 --> 16:35.953 Okay. 16:46.088 --> 16:47.006 Hey. 16:47.589 --> 16:50.092 Hey. You didn't see Jack run by, did you? 16:50.175 --> 16:51.010 No. 16:51.635 --> 16:54.012 But I gotta be honest, I was doing a photo shoot. 16:54.722 --> 16:55.723 All right. 16:56.974 --> 16:59.727 He should have been by here like half an hour ago. 17:00.394 --> 17:01.603 Shit. 17:02.104 --> 17:03.188 Hold that. 17:07.067 --> 17:08.110 Excuse me. 17:08.193 --> 17:09.361 Oh God. 17:09.862 --> 17:12.406 Oh! Jack, are you okay? 17:12.489 --> 17:15.868 I can't do it, Kate. I think my body is shutting down. 17:15.951 --> 17:18.328 No, come on, you're so close to the finish line. 17:18.412 --> 17:21.707 -You only have like three miles left. -It doesn't matter. I am done. 17:21.790 --> 17:25.252 No. No, I am sorry. If you stop, you are gonna regret this forever. 17:25.335 --> 17:27.212 As your wife, I cannot let you quit. 17:27.296 --> 17:29.214 No, I have to, all right? 17:29.298 --> 17:31.091 You want me to cross that finish line? 17:31.175 --> 17:33.343 You're gonna have to drive me there in a hearse. 17:36.305 --> 17:38.057 Okay, come on. I'll run it with you. 17:38.140 --> 17:40.017 But you're being insane. 17:40.100 --> 17:43.312 Well, you're gonna have to run if you wanna tell me what a bitch I am. 17:43.395 --> 17:44.605 Come on. 17:44.688 --> 17:45.856 Let's go, come on. 17:47.191 --> 17:48.776 Yeah. 17:51.153 --> 17:53.739 Yes. You can do it. 17:55.866 --> 17:57.618 We got this! 18:02.081 --> 18:03.957 Oh! Okay. 18:04.625 --> 18:06.627 Shit. 18:10.130 --> 18:12.424 Ugh. 18:13.634 --> 18:14.718 Danny. 18:17.346 --> 18:21.558 I know I told you not to come, but I'm so glad that you're here. 18:21.642 --> 18:22.768 Hey. 18:26.063 --> 18:26.980 How's your mother? 18:27.564 --> 18:30.776 She's okay, but, uh, we have to talk. 18:30.859 --> 18:32.945 Yeah, I understand. 18:36.115 --> 18:38.534 I know this isn't what we planned, but… 18:39.493 --> 18:40.828 my mom needs us. 18:41.453 --> 18:42.871 So… 18:44.748 --> 18:46.667 Can she come live with us in Italy? 18:47.292 --> 18:48.919 What, really? 18:49.002 --> 18:49.837 Yeah. 18:49.920 --> 18:53.340 -You will bring her to Italy? -Of course, that's our home now. 18:55.342 --> 18:56.510 Is she excited? 18:57.177 --> 18:58.595 Well… 18:58.679 --> 19:02.015 Is that Claude? Tell him I'm not going. 19:03.892 --> 19:05.978 I'm-- I'm working on it. 19:13.861 --> 19:15.696 Do I look like "I Love Lucy"? 19:15.779 --> 19:17.406 Oh, very "Lucy." 19:21.159 --> 19:22.828 You want to buy some wine? 19:23.620 --> 19:25.205 Oh. Um… 19:26.665 --> 19:27.958 -Okay. -Mm? 19:36.049 --> 19:37.843 -Hey. -Hey, Anne. 19:37.926 --> 19:43.265 Listen, I know that I encouraged it, but I think this has gone too far. 19:43.348 --> 19:44.183 What? 19:44.683 --> 19:46.351 We need to stop texting. 19:47.978 --> 19:51.106 -Sorry, I thought we were just having fun. -We were, and I just… 19:51.732 --> 19:53.442 Listen, I… 19:53.525 --> 19:56.195 After the Shore, I was really hoping that you'd call, 19:56.278 --> 19:58.155 and when you didn't, 19:58.238 --> 19:59.990 I moved on. 20:00.073 --> 20:02.075 And I am certainly not trying to shame you, 20:02.159 --> 20:07.164 and I was definitely flirting too, but when you sent me that photo 20:07.831 --> 20:08.916 of your vagina, 20:08.999 --> 20:10.417 I thought that crossed a line. 20:10.500 --> 20:11.752 What? 20:11.835 --> 20:16.423 And I think I would be remiss if I didn't, you know, say something before, 20:16.506 --> 20:18.175 you know, things went any further. 20:18.258 --> 20:20.010 That's my vagina. 20:20.093 --> 20:23.013 -And I don't know, I just… -Ew. 20:23.096 --> 20:24.223 Hello? Are you there? 20:24.306 --> 20:27.517 Yes, I am. Listen, this is a huge misunderstanding. 20:27.601 --> 20:30.354 Now, would I have loved to receive that photo in September? 20:30.437 --> 20:31.772 Yes, I would have. 20:31.855 --> 20:33.774 I just-- I think we should shut this down 20:33.857 --> 20:38.820 before it goes any further, both for Tori and Gianpiero's sakes. 20:39.363 --> 20:40.364 Yeah. 20:41.782 --> 20:43.158 Yeah, I totally agree. 20:43.242 --> 20:46.119 But it sure looks like you're living a wonderful life there, Anne, 20:46.203 --> 20:47.996 and I'm really happy for you. 20:49.498 --> 20:50.415 Bye. 20:50.499 --> 20:51.500 Yeah. 21:00.634 --> 21:01.927 Yeah. 21:02.010 --> 21:04.137 Eduardo, it has to be a motorized lift. 21:04.846 --> 21:07.391 Yes, I know how old the house is. 21:07.474 --> 21:11.603 The internet says that if you take me to Italy, that's human trafficking. 21:11.687 --> 21:13.355 Uh-huh. Sure is. 21:13.438 --> 21:14.940 You can't live alone anymore. 21:15.023 --> 21:16.817 I'll move in with her. 21:18.068 --> 21:19.486 -There you go. -No. 21:19.569 --> 21:22.864 Mom, you're coming to Italy. It's just what has to happen. 21:22.948 --> 21:24.283 -Danny… -Okay, okay. 21:24.366 --> 21:26.368 Eduardo, if you can't do it, 21:26.451 --> 21:30.038 I'll just have to find another contractor who can, okay? Ciao. Ha! 21:30.664 --> 21:32.874 Eduardo thinks that he can't install the lift 21:32.958 --> 21:35.293 because the house is 400 years old and it may collapse. 21:35.377 --> 21:37.045 It's fine, we'll just buy a different house. 21:37.129 --> 21:38.672 -What? -Here's the thing. 21:38.755 --> 21:40.340 I'm not gonna go. 21:40.424 --> 21:41.800 I don't trust the hairdresser. 21:41.883 --> 21:43.385 Where would my bank be? 21:43.468 --> 21:47.180 Bev, brace yourself. There's no Wawa in Italy. 21:48.265 --> 21:51.059 Then there's no Beverly in Italy. 21:51.643 --> 21:54.938 -I don't blame you, girl. -Mom, stop trying to die. 21:55.022 --> 21:57.858 -Hey, I don't think this-- -Claude, I'm handling it. 21:59.109 --> 22:00.068 Okay. 22:00.986 --> 22:02.571 I'm gonna get some air. 22:03.405 --> 22:05.073 Open your eyes. 22:05.157 --> 22:08.452 You see me. And you, stop egging her on. 22:08.535 --> 22:10.203 What did I do? 22:11.913 --> 22:14.416 You got this, come on, you got this. You got this. 22:14.499 --> 22:15.959 Hey, please, let's just stop. 22:16.043 --> 22:17.669 No, no, come on, Jack, you need this. 22:17.753 --> 22:20.630 No, I don't. I don't need this. You need this. 22:20.714 --> 22:22.174 This is your bullshit. 22:22.257 --> 22:25.427 No, it's not. I'm helping you deal with your feelings. 22:25.510 --> 22:29.556 No, I was trying to deal with my feelings by sharing them with my wife. 22:29.639 --> 22:32.726 And then you asked a violinist to play over them. 22:33.685 --> 22:35.312 How are we supposed to connect, huh? 22:35.395 --> 22:36.897 I don't know. Just have fun. 22:36.980 --> 22:39.358 Go to the movies and pre-order food on AMC Stubs. 22:39.441 --> 22:41.693 But that's not a marriage, all right? 22:41.777 --> 22:45.655 Why are you so afraid of the depths, Kate? What do you got lurking down there? 22:45.739 --> 22:48.658 -Nothing is lurking. -Oh, something's lurking, all right? 22:48.742 --> 22:50.869 You wouldn't be so obsessed with trying to fix me 22:50.952 --> 22:53.246 if there wasn't something eating you up too. 22:53.330 --> 22:54.414 So what is it? 22:54.498 --> 22:58.251 I don't… Who knows? Maybe I'm sad the vacation's almost over. 22:58.335 --> 23:01.046 Come on. Come on. 23:01.129 --> 23:03.256 Yes, good, keep going. 23:03.340 --> 23:06.009 Yeah, you keep going too. 23:06.093 --> 23:09.930 Well, maybe I'm sad that our child has grown 23:10.013 --> 23:12.641 and left the house, and I don't have a purpose. 23:12.724 --> 23:13.892 Yeah, and? 23:13.975 --> 23:17.938 And I don't wanna do this, Jack. I'm not like you. I don't like wallowing. 23:18.021 --> 23:20.732 What? It's not wallowing, it's sharing. 23:21.316 --> 23:23.402 It's sharing and wallowing. 23:23.485 --> 23:26.488 And when you do it, I feel like I have to use all of my energy 23:26.571 --> 23:27.948 to keep us both above water. 23:28.031 --> 23:29.699 Why? You don't have to do that. 23:29.783 --> 23:34.329 Because if I also say every dark, horrible thing that I am feeling, 23:34.413 --> 23:36.039 we will go down. 23:36.123 --> 23:39.292 If I'm not a buoy, we are gonna wind up on the ocean floor. 23:39.376 --> 23:42.838 Look, I can be a buoy too, all right? Just give me a chance. 23:43.422 --> 23:45.799 Fine, if you keep running. 23:50.554 --> 23:52.389 Come on, spill it. 23:52.931 --> 23:54.099 Okay, fine. 23:54.182 --> 23:58.145 I am upset about many things, all right? 23:58.228 --> 24:02.023 I'm at the pinnacle of a career that I worked my whole life for, 24:02.107 --> 24:03.984 and it's only okay. 24:04.067 --> 24:06.486 And my best friend moved away. 24:06.570 --> 24:09.072 And our other friend died. 24:09.156 --> 24:12.033 And, oh, by the way, the world is real dark. 24:12.826 --> 24:17.414 Every news story puts my stomach in knots. And my stomach was already in knots 24:17.497 --> 24:20.000 because my body doesn't work very good anymore. 24:21.334 --> 24:24.629 And I worry that you and I are just gonna get weirder and weirder 24:24.713 --> 24:28.592 and keep pulling apart until we're living like strangers. 24:29.384 --> 24:32.345 And all the neighborhood kids are gonna skip our house on Halloween 24:32.429 --> 24:34.222 because we're too creepy. 24:35.140 --> 24:39.019 And sometimes, honestly, I'm afraid to die. 24:39.102 --> 24:42.063 And other times, I'm like, "It seems nice." 24:42.147 --> 24:46.234 Like, sure, the big sleep. All right, let's fucking do it. 24:46.318 --> 24:47.986 -Kate. Kate! -What? 24:48.069 --> 24:49.237 Look. 24:49.321 --> 24:51.656 We ran a marathon. 24:51.740 --> 24:53.325 Oh my God! 25:08.882 --> 25:11.468 -Hey. -Hi, you. Oh my gosh. 25:11.551 --> 25:14.262 I just put Gino down for a nap. I saw the photos on the family iCloud. 25:14.346 --> 25:18.391 Are you having, like, the most insanely amazing time? 25:18.475 --> 25:20.685 Ginny, those pictures are lies. 25:20.769 --> 25:24.439 Today was a turd bucket, and it ended with me sending Mark a vag pic. 25:24.523 --> 25:28.527 Uh, yes, I actually did see that. I just-- I thought it was European. 25:28.610 --> 25:33.031 No. It was just old underwear with bad elastic. 25:33.865 --> 25:35.617 You sound a little sad. 25:35.700 --> 25:37.827 I used to know who I was. 25:38.620 --> 25:44.042 Like, in my 20s, I was this wild creature just running around the East Village, and… 25:44.543 --> 25:47.003 Then I had Lila, and I was a mom, and… 25:47.587 --> 25:51.633 Now I'm just… …I'm floundering. 25:51.716 --> 25:55.887 Okay, that's not-- Yeah, that's not the Anne that I saw this year. 25:55.971 --> 25:58.181 The Anne I saw saved my literal life. 25:58.265 --> 26:01.685 She was capable and confident, and… 26:03.645 --> 26:06.106 She was my family when she definitely did not have to be. 26:07.065 --> 26:09.276 Those photos aren't lies, Anne. 26:10.235 --> 26:11.695 Those photos are you. 26:13.488 --> 26:17.409 Who cares about stupid Mark Brett? 26:17.492 --> 26:19.911 You can still live that way for yourself. 26:20.495 --> 26:22.664 You're still a wild creature. 26:28.044 --> 26:29.921 Mom. 26:30.005 --> 26:31.798 I'm begging you. 26:31.881 --> 26:34.009 Please come to Italy. 26:34.092 --> 26:36.011 Honey, 26:36.761 --> 26:39.806 I lived my whole life in Philadelphia. 26:40.348 --> 26:42.267 But that's where we live now. 26:43.435 --> 26:44.602 And Claude, 26:45.478 --> 26:49.357 our whole marriage, has taken good care of me. 26:49.441 --> 26:52.902 Gone along with every stupid idea I've ever had. 26:52.986 --> 26:56.531 That man loves me, even though sometimes I don't deserve it. 26:58.867 --> 27:00.952 Do you remember what I was like before I met him? 27:01.036 --> 27:02.871 I sure do. You were a little asshole. 27:02.954 --> 27:04.748 That's right. 27:05.749 --> 27:08.209 He saved me. 27:08.293 --> 27:11.463 Oh, baby, please, don't get upset. 27:13.298 --> 27:16.051 It's just, Italy's the only thing he's ever asked for. 27:16.968 --> 27:18.386 And he's so happy. 27:22.182 --> 27:23.266 Please. 27:24.225 --> 27:25.935 Mom, please. 27:26.436 --> 27:29.606 Honey, I don't belong in Europe. 27:32.901 --> 27:34.736 But there's a nursing home 27:36.196 --> 27:38.156 five minutes from Pam. 27:38.239 --> 27:39.157 I can go there. 27:40.033 --> 27:40.992 What? No. 27:41.076 --> 27:43.912 No, no, no, my girlfriend, Gayle, she lives there. 27:43.995 --> 27:46.373 She said it's a nice place. They got good pie. 27:46.456 --> 27:48.750 What about Action News? 27:49.334 --> 27:52.337 Mm. Well, it might not have been Action News. 27:52.420 --> 27:54.923 It might've been SVU or something like that. 27:55.006 --> 27:57.967 I'll be fine, baby, don't worry about it. 27:59.177 --> 28:01.930 Okay, here's what is going to happen. 28:02.013 --> 28:05.392 Beverly, you will stay in your house, but you will move to the first floor. 28:05.475 --> 28:07.602 -Danny and I will take the second floor. -What? 28:07.686 --> 28:10.605 Yep. We're gonna move here and take care of your mother. 28:10.688 --> 28:14.067 -No. -I am Claude, and you will do as I say. 28:18.154 --> 28:19.447 Sounds good? 28:21.408 --> 28:23.243 Dude, we ran a marathon. 28:23.326 --> 28:26.204 -Well… -I'm sorry if I got a little dark. 28:26.830 --> 28:29.207 But I'm better now. I feel better. 28:29.290 --> 28:32.001 I'm okay with dark. I want all of it. 28:33.169 --> 28:35.547 So, when you said you're not afraid of death… 28:35.630 --> 28:37.257 Oh no, I am. I am, yeah. 28:37.340 --> 28:39.426 Especially my car being submerged in water. 28:39.509 --> 28:40.677 I'm very afraid of that. 28:40.760 --> 28:42.804 You know, we have the same fear. 28:42.887 --> 28:43.888 Car being submerged? 28:43.972 --> 28:46.933 You know, there's this hammer that I keep getting advertised on Instagram. 28:47.016 --> 28:50.603 No. That we'll pull away from each other, like, the older and weirder we get. 28:51.104 --> 28:53.565 You know, when we were freeballing, it was awful. 28:54.983 --> 28:57.694 We just gotta remember to move towards each other, right? 28:58.278 --> 29:00.405 Because otherwise we go insane. 29:01.698 --> 29:02.824 I love you. 29:03.825 --> 29:05.076 I love you too. 29:12.584 --> 29:13.460 Ooh. 29:25.847 --> 29:28.475 -Merry Christmas! -Merry Christmas! 29:28.558 --> 29:30.268 What are you guys doing? 29:30.351 --> 29:34.022 Danny made us fantastic cocktails, but the nurse won't let Beverly have any. 29:34.105 --> 29:36.524 Yeah, tightass took my nog. 29:36.608 --> 29:38.401 Well, we're all flying home tomorrow, Beverly. 29:38.485 --> 29:40.069 We'll sneak you in some rum balls. 29:40.153 --> 29:42.030 Thank you, that's exactly what she needs. 29:42.113 --> 29:43.823 Yes, I do. 29:43.907 --> 29:49.162 Um, actually, I should probably tell you all something. 29:49.245 --> 29:50.163 Um… 29:50.914 --> 29:53.500 I am not flying home tomorrow. 29:54.209 --> 29:55.752 I am staying. 29:56.878 --> 29:59.339 Oh my God, Anne! You are? 29:59.422 --> 30:00.507 For how long? 30:00.590 --> 30:02.509 I don't know. Danny and Claude 30:02.592 --> 30:07.430 said that I could house sit for a while, and I'm just craving a change of scenery. 30:07.514 --> 30:09.390 Is this Anne 2.0? 30:09.474 --> 30:13.353 No, I think this is… Anne Classic. 30:13.436 --> 30:14.479 -All right, girl. -Yeah. 30:14.562 --> 30:15.730 Take your journey. 30:15.813 --> 30:17.941 We love Anne Classic. Ah! 30:24.489 --> 30:25.990 Oh, I can't. 30:26.491 --> 30:27.617 Have safe travels. 30:27.700 --> 30:29.744 -Yeah. -Okay. 30:31.913 --> 30:33.748 All right, Annie. Good luck. 30:33.831 --> 30:35.959 Let us know of any exciting updates. 30:36.042 --> 30:39.003 Oh yeah, I'm sure there will be tons. 30:43.466 --> 30:45.885 Mi scusi. 30:45.969 --> 30:48.304 Lei è Anne Pagano? 30:48.388 --> 30:50.390 Sì, ma parlo solo in ingelse. 30:52.433 --> 30:54.769 Oh, that's perfect. That is perfect. 30:54.852 --> 30:58.356 I live just over the way, and received quite a few packages for you, 30:58.439 --> 30:59.983 and I opened one before I saw the name, 31:00.066 --> 31:03.361 and I regret to say I tried on a pair of your trousers. 31:03.861 --> 31:04.737 And they fit. 31:04.821 --> 31:07.699 I'm sorry, I must have put the wrong address. 31:07.782 --> 31:09.784 I have terrible executive functioning. 31:09.868 --> 31:11.578 Sorry. Uh, my name is Anne. 31:12.161 --> 31:13.997 Lovely to meet you. I'm Gianpiero. 31:20.628 --> 31:22.171 -Do you want to come and… -Yeah. 31:22.255 --> 31:24.132 Yeah? Come and see what you got. 31:26.551 --> 31:29.012 I mean, did they look good on you? You could keep them if they… 31:29.095 --> 31:30.597 They probably look better on you. 31:30.680 --> 31:32.140 Look, be honest. Tell me. 31:32.223 --> 31:34.225 I'll show you, and you can just be absolutely honest. 31:34.309 --> 31:36.102 We'll do a fashion show. n just be absolutely honest.