WEBVTT 00:59.684 --> 01:02.062 What's that? 01:02.145 --> 01:04.981 I think he's saying we have to walk the rest of the way. 01:05.065 --> 01:07.567 Oh, okay. Sounds so nice when he says it. 01:07.650 --> 01:10.737 Why does English sound like throwing silverware in a drawer? 01:14.365 --> 01:16.910 Amici, buongiorno! 01:16.993 --> 01:19.287 You look so happy! 01:19.370 --> 01:22.874 I am. I'm with Danny and my family at the same time, I'm delirious. Let's go. 01:22.957 --> 01:25.085 Everybody's waiting to meet you. Come, come, come! 01:25.168 --> 01:29.464 Great, because I practiced a traditional Italian greeting, so… 01:30.423 --> 01:37.430 I am horny to be here! Thank you for eating us! 01:41.601 --> 01:44.646 Uh… So, uh, this is my mother, Gloria. 01:44.729 --> 01:46.481 -My sister, Marlena. -Hi. 01:46.564 --> 01:49.734 -My nieces, Paola and Mara, over there. -Hey. 01:50.318 --> 01:53.029 Paola's son, Valerio, is under the table. 01:53.113 --> 01:56.950 My cousin, Enzo, his wife, Anna. Those are their kids. 01:57.450 --> 02:00.870 That's my nephew, Fabio. And that's Zia Giulia. 02:00.954 --> 02:05.500 He is like a little boy pretending to be a man. 02:05.583 --> 02:08.086 It's a traditional greeting? 02:08.169 --> 02:11.756 Welcome to Italy! Hi! 02:13.007 --> 02:15.218 -Mwah! Mwah! -Mwah. Oh! 02:15.301 --> 02:18.763 They do two here. Hi, Lady Disdain. 02:18.847 --> 02:20.014 Hi. 02:20.098 --> 02:22.475 -Hi. Hey. -Hi. Mwah, mwah. 02:22.559 --> 02:24.769 Good to see you. 02:24.853 --> 02:28.189 Sit! Sit, sit, sit, sit. Come on, relax. It's so good to see you. 02:28.273 --> 02:29.149 Let's go! 02:29.232 --> 02:30.692 -Well… -Come on. 02:30.775 --> 02:33.903 Thank you for letting us come, huh? 02:33.987 --> 02:36.239 Especially after the last time we saw each other. 02:36.322 --> 02:37.699 Um… 02:37.782 --> 02:42.537 I feel like I should address the 900-pound turkey in the room. 02:42.620 --> 02:43.955 -Not necessary. -No, please don't. 02:44.038 --> 02:46.749 Jack, it's fine. I've already forgotten the squelch it made. 02:46.833 --> 02:49.627 Okay, well, you're all getting apology presents anyway, all right? 02:49.711 --> 02:51.629 Whatever you want. Money is no object. 02:51.713 --> 02:54.549 -Jack? -I'm being told that money is an object. 02:54.632 --> 02:56.092 Let's keep it under 50 bucks. 02:56.176 --> 02:58.052 Okay, basta. Let's have a toast. 02:58.761 --> 03:00.805 What are you doing? Not the cheap stuff! 03:00.889 --> 03:02.682 These are my friends, not swine! 03:02.765 --> 03:03.933 Don't disrespect your uncle! 03:04.017 --> 03:05.560 Claude is bossy in Italy. 03:07.020 --> 03:10.398 In Italy, we say, "Chi trova un amico, trova un tesoro." 03:10.481 --> 03:12.942 "Who finds a friend, finds a treasure." 03:13.026 --> 03:16.779 Danny and I have found our treasure with you. 03:17.363 --> 03:18.489 Thank you for coming. 03:20.992 --> 03:23.786 Saluté! 03:24.412 --> 03:27.415 I think I'm sexually attracted to Italian Claude. 03:35.506 --> 03:40.595 I am so tired. Maybe we could just lay down for like ten minutes. 03:40.678 --> 03:43.806 No, no, no. We have to fight through the jet lag and acclimate. 03:43.890 --> 03:46.643 Otherwise, we'll spend the whole time taking breakfast naps. 03:49.729 --> 03:53.066 You know, I don't think you have to keep apologizing for Thanksgiving. 03:53.149 --> 03:55.234 They're your friends, and everyone loves you. 03:55.318 --> 04:00.323 Yeah, like you love your deranged uncle who lives in an institution. 04:00.406 --> 04:02.367 No one thinks you're crazy. 04:02.450 --> 04:03.910 Sure. 04:04.661 --> 04:07.747 So, uh, how was it seeing Danny? 04:08.331 --> 04:10.083 -It was fine. -Really? 04:10.166 --> 04:14.504 'Cause you did that fake high-pitched "hi" that you usually reserve for my family. 04:14.587 --> 04:17.382 -"Hi, I'm tolerating you." -What am I supposed to say? 04:17.465 --> 04:19.759 He's a grown man. He can live wherever he wants. 04:19.842 --> 04:22.971 Yeah, and you can feel as heartbroken as you want. 04:23.054 --> 04:24.931 Oh my God, heartbroken? 04:25.431 --> 04:28.768 He's my friend. He's not like my husband who went to war. 04:28.851 --> 04:31.020 Sidebar, nicest thing you've said to me in a month. 04:31.729 --> 04:34.524 Yeah, look, I just thought that part of why you wanted to come-- 04:34.607 --> 04:37.110 I wanted to come because Anne begged us all to come. 04:37.193 --> 04:39.737 And now I want to enjoy it with you. 04:39.821 --> 04:43.574 I'm not here to rekindle my relationship with Danny. 04:43.658 --> 04:46.202 Okay, got it. Sounds good. 04:47.036 --> 04:50.790 All right, well, maybe I will just rest my eyes while you finish-- 04:50.873 --> 04:51.749 No! Wake up! 04:51.833 --> 04:52.792 I'm up! 05:04.679 --> 05:06.431 Isn't this place amazing? 05:06.514 --> 05:12.353 Did you know that the exterior iron work was made by 15th-century monks? 05:12.437 --> 05:13.479 Wow. 05:13.563 --> 05:16.190 Did you know that the exterior aluminum work on my house 05:16.274 --> 05:18.318 was done by Siding by Randy? 05:20.028 --> 05:22.447 Everyone, we have a special treat. 05:22.530 --> 05:26.200 Tonight, we are all going to the Nativity pageant at the church 05:26.284 --> 05:27.952 that Marlena and the girls organized. 05:28.036 --> 05:31.039 Oh! That's so lovely! 05:35.418 --> 05:37.003 What's he saying? 05:37.086 --> 05:42.759 Uh, he's just excited because he thinks that you look like… La Befana. 05:43.551 --> 05:44.802 Oh, who is that? 05:44.886 --> 05:47.138 -Oh. -Um… 05:47.221 --> 05:51.768 La Befana is, um, an Italian version of Santa Claus. 05:52.977 --> 05:55.021 She's a very, very beloved figure. 05:56.230 --> 05:58.358 -A magical figure, yeah. -Mm-hm. 05:58.441 --> 06:02.111 And, uh, she's kind of a mistress of winter. 06:02.195 --> 06:06.699 Oh! I see. Like Elsa or Mariah Carey. 06:06.783 --> 06:08.076 Uh… 06:09.994 --> 06:13.498 And you must all feel so happy 06:13.581 --> 06:16.834 to finally have Claude back home after all these years. 06:16.918 --> 06:21.172 -Why are you talking like that? -Famiglia is so… What's the word? 06:21.255 --> 06:24.383 -Important. -Does your accent make you forget English? 06:24.467 --> 06:27.887 I'm an empath, so I take on the speech patterns of the people around me. 06:27.970 --> 06:33.559 We are so, so happy because, you know, Claude is like a father to my girls. 06:33.643 --> 06:36.562 Well, I had to be because of the biological father, Vincenzo. 06:36.646 --> 06:39.774 Oh. 06:42.443 --> 06:44.862 This is why I have to be on my best behavior here. 06:44.946 --> 06:46.948 These women will rip you to shreds. 06:47.031 --> 06:48.157 I would never do that. 06:48.241 --> 06:50.118 Well, that's because you're my girl. 06:50.201 --> 06:52.036 Seems like you're doing great here. 06:52.537 --> 06:54.831 Aw, thanks, Kate. 06:55.581 --> 07:00.711 Oh! So you are Kate! You are the one in love with Danny! 07:01.421 --> 07:05.049 Ooh, uh, but I think something's gotten lost in translation. I-- 07:05.133 --> 07:06.717 No, I am not in love with Danny. 07:07.301 --> 07:08.594 Ah, okay. 07:08.678 --> 07:09.804 This is my husband. 07:09.887 --> 07:13.057 Okay, okay, if everyone is finished now, 07:13.141 --> 07:15.518 I want to take you all to the Christmas market. 07:16.936 --> 07:19.605 I can't wait to buy something that'll shatter in my carry-on. 07:21.858 --> 07:24.235 You know, I think I'm gonna skip the Christmas market. 07:24.318 --> 07:25.611 I'm going to take a nap. 07:25.695 --> 07:27.155 Thought we had to acclimate. 07:27.238 --> 07:29.323 Yeah, well, I'm just, you know, really wiped. 07:29.407 --> 07:30.950 Maybe I'm getting old. 07:31.450 --> 07:33.494 -Ah… -Okay. 07:33.578 --> 07:34.662 All right, but we go. 07:44.088 --> 07:47.133 "Really wiped out." She acts like she flew you all here on her back. 07:47.216 --> 07:50.678 -Well, I just think she's a little-- -Mad at me? I know what she's a little. 07:50.761 --> 07:54.015 Look, by the laws of marriage, I'm not allowed to engage in this tone. 07:54.098 --> 07:55.099 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 07:55.183 --> 07:56.100 Yeah. 07:56.184 --> 08:00.271 Guys, look, a lot of great options here for an "I'm sorry" present. 08:00.354 --> 08:02.356 Seriously, just tell me what you want. 08:02.440 --> 08:05.776 Jack, you don't have to buy-- Oh, can I get a big cookie? 08:05.860 --> 08:07.236 Yes, you may. 08:07.320 --> 08:10.489 Oh! Are those from your vineyard? Could I get two bottles? 08:11.157 --> 08:13.367 Oh, are those hats? 08:13.451 --> 08:14.285 Annie. 08:17.413 --> 08:20.958 What do you say, Claude? An elegant goblet for an elegant man? 08:21.042 --> 08:23.461 Please, Jack, stop. This is too much. 08:23.544 --> 08:24.879 Look, if you don't pick something, 08:24.962 --> 08:27.715 I'm just gonna buy you this tacky baby Jesus 08:27.798 --> 08:29.217 in a hot air balloon. 08:29.300 --> 08:30.676 I hand make. 08:31.636 --> 08:36.057 Uh, scusi. It's bellissima. Bellissima. 08:36.140 --> 08:39.852 I want to find something for Gino. 08:39.936 --> 08:41.604 How are you doing without them? 08:41.687 --> 08:42.897 Uh, you know, at first, 08:42.980 --> 08:45.525 I was a little "eek" about being alone for the holidays. 08:45.608 --> 08:49.070 But, you know, honestly, it's been nice. 08:49.153 --> 08:50.363 My time is my own. 08:50.446 --> 08:54.492 I can go to bed as early as I want. I can sleep as late as I want. 08:54.575 --> 08:57.203 But you're awake sometimes, right? 08:57.286 --> 08:58.663 In a way, it's easier. 08:58.746 --> 09:02.041 I can make one pot of coffee and sip on it for the whole week 09:02.583 --> 09:04.252 because no one else is there to drink it. 09:04.835 --> 09:05.836 I can just 09:06.504 --> 09:10.383 take some and nuke it and sip on it. 09:11.050 --> 09:14.262 What are these? I keep seeing them everywhere. 09:14.345 --> 09:16.847 Oh, uh, Anne, actually, 09:17.598 --> 09:19.016 that is La Befana. 09:19.100 --> 09:20.935 La Befana? 09:21.477 --> 09:23.563 The one the child said was me? 09:24.313 --> 09:25.314 Yeah. 09:25.940 --> 09:28.025 But she's a witch. 09:28.109 --> 09:30.778 Well, a Christmas witch. 09:30.861 --> 09:33.614 -Everyone loves her. -What am I gonna say? 09:33.698 --> 09:37.910 I thought she was going to be like a blonde lady with a crown of icicles. 09:37.994 --> 09:42.748 Guys, I'm so sorry. Marlena and the kids. They need help setting up the pageant. 09:42.832 --> 09:44.709 Okay, well, uh, you guys go do that, 09:44.792 --> 09:47.086 and I will make sure Kate gets to the church. 09:47.837 --> 09:48.713 Yeah. 09:48.796 --> 09:49.755 Okay. 09:50.756 --> 09:51.674 Hey. 09:51.757 --> 09:53.217 I don't see it. 09:57.138 --> 09:58.347 Thank you. 10:00.224 --> 10:02.018 All right. 10:04.228 --> 10:05.271 Careful. 10:09.025 --> 10:12.653 Hey, Anne? Quick question: do you think you're helping? 10:12.737 --> 10:16.949 Sorry. The story of La Befana is insane. 10:17.033 --> 10:19.952 It says here, she turned down a chance 10:20.036 --> 10:23.372 to go with the three wise men to see the baby Jesus 10:23.456 --> 10:28.461 because she wanted to stay home and catch up on housework. 10:28.544 --> 10:31.505 She lived to regret that decision and vowed to spend the rest of her days 10:31.589 --> 10:33.799 handing out candy to children, hoping to one day meet 10:33.883 --> 10:35.676 the Christ child she had missed. 10:36.469 --> 10:37.511 Oh! 10:38.596 --> 10:40.306 What a loser. 10:40.806 --> 10:42.725 I am nothing like her. 10:45.853 --> 10:46.854 Right? 10:47.813 --> 10:52.360 Yeah, I mean, you're the one who keeps bringing it up. Yeah. 10:52.443 --> 10:54.570 Jack, help me carry these two lambs. 11:08.209 --> 11:10.711 Okay. 11:10.795 --> 11:12.254 I think this is everything. 11:12.338 --> 11:14.131 Well, not quite. 11:15.216 --> 11:17.551 I got a little something for you. 11:21.347 --> 11:23.808 Is that "Thank you for my new goblet"? 11:23.891 --> 11:26.894 No, I told you I didn't want this. 11:26.977 --> 11:29.230 We don't care about the turkey. 11:29.313 --> 11:32.608 You got mad. So what? Everybody gets mad. 11:33.317 --> 11:35.319 Get off your lazy ass and come help us! 11:35.403 --> 11:37.822 Fuck you! My knee's being weird! 11:37.905 --> 11:40.491 See? Everybody's mad, nobody gets goblets. 11:40.574 --> 11:42.284 Yeah, but I'm not an angry guy. 11:42.368 --> 11:45.663 We know. We know that. It's over, okay? 11:45.746 --> 11:47.498 -Okay. I-- -Let it go. Let it go. 11:47.581 --> 11:49.625 Okay, I'm just really in my head about it. 11:49.709 --> 11:52.336 And I don't mean to apologize so much. I'm sorry. 11:52.420 --> 11:53.254 Okay. 11:53.337 --> 11:54.797 -Sorry. -Okay. 11:54.880 --> 11:56.924 Oh! 11:57.007 --> 11:58.259 Guys. 12:02.263 --> 12:04.598 Do you have room for two more? 12:38.883 --> 12:41.385 Kate. Kate. 12:42.553 --> 12:43.596 Katherine. 12:44.805 --> 12:45.639 Kathy! 12:45.723 --> 12:49.435 What? I'm up! 12:50.019 --> 12:52.438 Wait. How long was I asleep? 12:53.147 --> 12:54.273 Is it Christmas? 12:54.356 --> 12:56.650 Get up. We have to meet everyone at the church. 12:56.734 --> 12:58.194 But prepare yourself. 12:58.277 --> 13:00.029 We're going in style. 13:06.702 --> 13:08.496 This is a little over the top. 13:08.579 --> 13:11.040 Over the top? I was trying to be nice. 13:11.123 --> 13:14.210 Look, I even paid extra for the driver's festive folklore getup. 13:15.085 --> 13:17.213 Sorry. It's very nice. 13:17.796 --> 13:20.758 Hey, I know you don't love this move. 13:20.841 --> 13:23.511 But trust me, things won't change. 13:24.553 --> 13:25.554 Great. 13:26.388 --> 13:27.765 Can you please not say "great" 13:27.848 --> 13:30.392 like I just bought you an adult coloring book for your birthday? 13:31.519 --> 13:32.937 But listen, okay, honestly, 13:33.020 --> 13:35.147 I bet we see each other as much as we did in New York. 13:35.231 --> 13:37.066 Okay, more, probably. Okay? 13:39.360 --> 13:41.987 What? What is that face? Use your words, Katherine. 13:42.071 --> 13:44.281 Why are we going down an alley? 13:45.282 --> 13:46.700 Wait, this is wrong. Uh-- 13:46.784 --> 13:49.328 Scusi! Scusi! 13:50.120 --> 13:51.914 Give me cash and phones. 13:51.997 --> 13:52.873 Oh! 13:52.957 --> 13:54.124 -Okay. -Okay, um… 13:54.208 --> 13:55.334 Just… cool. 13:55.417 --> 13:57.753 Just be cool, be cool. Hey, look. Cool, be cool. 13:57.837 --> 13:59.046 -Also jewelry. -Really? 13:59.129 --> 14:00.506 -Jewelry. -But this is… 14:00.589 --> 14:02.925 Oh, no, no. Just man. Yours cheap. 14:03.008 --> 14:06.095 Ha! 14:10.099 --> 14:14.645 Ah, thank you, man. I feel so much better. I mean, this is what Nick used to do. 14:14.728 --> 14:17.690 He'd make me go do something physical and get it all out. 14:17.773 --> 14:19.108 Oh, that was so fun. 14:19.191 --> 14:21.902 Fun for who? You were a monster out there. 14:22.528 --> 14:23.362 What? 14:26.949 --> 14:28.200 Dude, what the fuck? 14:33.205 --> 14:34.915 How do you say "fuckface" in Italian? 14:40.671 --> 14:44.133 Well, I thought it was a competitive game. 14:44.216 --> 14:47.803 No, it was a get-together for nice dads in the neighborhood. 14:47.887 --> 14:49.722 That was very bad. 14:51.932 --> 14:53.350 Oh, honey! 14:53.434 --> 14:54.643 -I'll get that. -Sure? 14:54.727 --> 14:56.395 -I'll get it. -Okay. 15:11.744 --> 15:13.412 -What? -Uh… 15:15.122 --> 15:16.415 Father Giuseppe, 15:16.498 --> 15:19.209 he has just learned that the woman 15:19.293 --> 15:24.048 who played La Befana in our pageant for the last 40 years 15:24.131 --> 15:25.591 has taken ill. 15:25.674 --> 15:27.801 So we were just wondering if you-- 15:27.885 --> 15:29.637 -No! -No? 15:29.720 --> 15:31.680 Why do people keep bringing her up to me? 15:31.764 --> 15:33.849 I am nothing like her. 15:33.933 --> 15:38.145 She is a depressing shut-in, and I am a confident, independent woman 15:38.228 --> 15:41.106 who chooses not to leave the house that much. 15:41.690 --> 15:42.942 Yeah. 15:43.025 --> 15:47.696 Thank you, though. It is a "no," but I appreciate the opportunity. 15:47.780 --> 15:50.407 -Grazie. -Grazie. 15:52.910 --> 15:54.870 Are we sure this is the right way? 15:54.954 --> 15:58.123 No, Katherine, it's the wrong way. I'm just trying to get my steps in. 15:59.416 --> 16:00.292 Okay. 16:00.876 --> 16:03.212 Ah. 16:03.295 --> 16:04.964 Oh, thank God. 16:05.547 --> 16:09.635 Okay. Uh, so, uh, the thing is, um… 16:11.011 --> 16:13.973 This is the wrong church. I was thinking of a different church. 16:14.056 --> 16:16.850 But the good news is, 16:16.934 --> 16:19.520 is that we're high enough up now 16:19.603 --> 16:22.439 that we can find the correct church from up here. 16:23.023 --> 16:24.233 And… 16:25.359 --> 16:26.193 There it is! 16:26.276 --> 16:27.611 Ha! Look! 16:27.695 --> 16:29.488 Yay! 16:33.492 --> 16:34.326 Perfect. 16:35.202 --> 16:37.788 So are we gonna zip line down? 16:38.580 --> 16:39.957 Helpful attitude, but no. 16:40.040 --> 16:41.333 How are we supposed to get to it? 16:41.417 --> 16:43.168 As soon as we go back, we'll be lost again. 16:43.252 --> 16:48.507 I can point my arm like this towards the church 16:48.590 --> 16:50.843 and adjust as needed as we walk. 16:50.926 --> 16:53.220 We'll be fine. Human compass. Look. 16:54.805 --> 16:56.348 You know, my phone had a compass, 16:56.432 --> 16:59.893 but at least now the robber will have pictures of all of Jack's rashes. 16:59.977 --> 17:03.313 Okay, can you not be a Scrooge? 17:03.397 --> 17:06.900 I mean, we're in Italy! Look at the view! 17:06.984 --> 17:09.570 Can you just try to enjoy yourself? 17:09.653 --> 17:11.697 Can you stop selling me? 17:11.780 --> 17:14.950 Ever since we got here, you're like, "Look at the town, 17:15.033 --> 17:17.494 look at the iron work, look what the monks did." 17:17.578 --> 17:19.621 You know what? Adding that unpleasant nasal quality 17:19.705 --> 17:21.915 to your impression of me is really cunty. 17:21.999 --> 17:24.710 You could be thankful that I'm giving you the excuse 17:24.793 --> 17:26.670 to have a European vacation every summer. 17:26.754 --> 17:29.965 My brother in Christ, I am not coming back in the summer. 17:30.049 --> 17:34.887 I cannot fly back and forth to Italy like a fucking olive oil mogul, okay? 17:34.970 --> 17:38.724 And you can lie to yourself all you want, but everything is gonna change. 17:38.807 --> 17:42.686 And that's fine. You know, I will survive, but that is the truth. 17:55.157 --> 17:58.202 Does your compass have a setting for toilet? Because I have to pee. 18:01.538 --> 18:04.416 I don't know what's going on with me. I'm kicking turkeys. 18:04.500 --> 18:06.960 I gave that guy a titty twister. 18:07.044 --> 18:08.337 He's the mayor. 18:14.384 --> 18:17.387 I'm the one who smashed up that snack shack at that funky hotel. 18:18.472 --> 18:22.976 Okay, Jack. I hate to tell you this, but you are an angry guy. 18:23.060 --> 18:24.436 No, I'm not. 18:24.520 --> 18:27.689 The reason I know this is because I'm an angry guy too. 18:28.315 --> 18:31.693 I was always trying to be this happy husband who never disagreed. 18:31.777 --> 18:33.612 And I'd be nice and nice and nice 18:33.695 --> 18:36.490 until I'd snap and throw all of Danny's clothes out the window. 18:36.573 --> 18:38.242 Yeah, that was really bad. 18:38.325 --> 18:40.786 Like the same or worse than all the stuff I did. 18:40.869 --> 18:44.289 Because I never wanted to be mad. 18:44.873 --> 18:47.251 But you can't deal with it if you can say it. 18:53.090 --> 18:54.258 I am mad. 18:55.008 --> 18:55.926 Yeah. 18:57.970 --> 19:00.848 I'm mad about Nick. I was mad at Kate. 19:00.931 --> 19:03.475 Now I'm mad at myself for pushing her away. 19:05.435 --> 19:07.855 You see? Was that so hard? 19:08.564 --> 19:09.690 Oh! 19:10.649 --> 19:11.608 I'm getting us shots. 19:12.901 --> 19:14.903 The pageant is three hours long. 19:17.239 --> 19:18.240 You're different here. 19:18.323 --> 19:20.242 No, I'm different in America. 19:20.868 --> 19:22.578 Here, I feel like myself again. 19:24.037 --> 19:26.165 I'd like to feel like myself again. 19:27.332 --> 19:28.542 You will. 19:31.211 --> 19:34.423 Sorry, everything in Italy closes early on Sundays. 19:34.506 --> 19:38.051 Yeah, well, my bladder has an American work ethic. 19:38.135 --> 19:40.178 Wait! That's a public toilet. 19:40.262 --> 19:42.014 Oh, thank God! 19:48.437 --> 19:50.272 Oh, no! 19:50.355 --> 19:54.026 Now my body's doing that thing that it knows we're near a bathroom. 19:54.109 --> 19:55.527 Why does it do that? 19:55.611 --> 19:56.987 Okay, wait, okay. 19:57.946 --> 20:01.158 Okay, I can boost you up, and you can climb through this window. 20:01.241 --> 20:02.993 All right, all right. Okay, come on. 20:03.076 --> 20:05.954 Just don't, like, make some grunt that I'll hear for the rest of my life. 20:06.038 --> 20:08.290 I won't. Come on. 20:08.916 --> 20:10.751 Oh, Danny! 20:11.501 --> 20:12.461 Sweet Jesus. 20:12.544 --> 20:13.754 Oh my God! 20:13.837 --> 20:15.422 Why are you going in head first? 20:15.505 --> 20:17.424 Katherine! Kick over! 20:17.507 --> 20:19.843 Oh, God! I'm scared! And now I'm peeing! 20:19.927 --> 20:22.888 -No, Katherine, no! -It's going down my butt crack! 20:22.971 --> 20:24.932 It's on my back. 20:35.317 --> 20:36.652 Wait, are you crying? 20:37.819 --> 20:39.863 I shouldn't have moved here. 20:49.498 --> 20:50.999 Hey. 20:51.708 --> 20:53.126 I am La Befana. 20:53.210 --> 20:54.419 Mm. 20:54.503 --> 20:56.838 Maybe we left her alone for a little too long. 20:56.922 --> 21:00.634 She had a chance to leave her house, and she didn't take it, and neither did I. 21:01.593 --> 21:02.678 Um… 21:02.761 --> 21:04.346 What are you talking about? 21:05.347 --> 21:08.934 Nick cheated on me. Years ago. Way before Ginny. 21:09.017 --> 21:11.270 And I almost left him and I chickened out. 21:11.353 --> 21:15.649 If I had left at 47, I could have built a whole new life. 21:17.275 --> 21:18.652 Now it's too late. 21:19.569 --> 21:21.446 Now I'm a weird old witch. 21:21.530 --> 21:23.448 Annie, no, you're not. 21:23.532 --> 21:24.825 But… 21:24.908 --> 21:26.410 If you're really worried, 21:26.493 --> 21:29.329 maybe stop buying necklaces from the museum gift shops. 21:29.413 --> 21:30.706 Claude, come on. 21:30.789 --> 21:32.749 Okay. 21:32.833 --> 21:36.086 This fucking guy again. 21:43.468 --> 21:45.762 Ugh. 21:45.846 --> 21:48.598 I thought you loved it here. 21:50.183 --> 21:53.937 I was trying to sell you on Italy because I was also trying to sell myself. 21:54.813 --> 21:59.026 I mean, it's beautiful, and Claude is so happy, 21:59.109 --> 22:03.613 but it's also weird, you know? Like, some of the police cars are Lamborghinis. 22:06.366 --> 22:11.413 Of course things will change, you know? We won't have moments like this. 22:11.496 --> 22:13.665 Insane, unplanned moments 22:13.749 --> 22:17.044 where we both laugh so hard we make each other pee. 22:17.127 --> 22:19.004 -We both peed? -No, I was being polite. 22:19.087 --> 22:20.922 I'm not a gross animal. 22:24.217 --> 22:25.886 I shouldn't have moved here. 22:28.930 --> 22:31.141 I'm gonna miss you so much. 22:32.642 --> 22:33.685 I know. 22:35.479 --> 22:36.938 I am 22:37.564 --> 22:38.940 heartbroken. 22:39.941 --> 22:43.070 You know, when Claude's sister said that I was in love with you-- 22:43.153 --> 22:46.114 -I know you hated when she said that. -I really hated that. 22:46.198 --> 22:47.824 Yeah. 22:48.658 --> 22:53.080 I wouldn't blame you for being in love with me. I mean, I am insanely lovable. 22:53.163 --> 22:56.041 I am not in love with you, Danny. 22:58.085 --> 22:59.711 But I do love you. 23:03.965 --> 23:05.008 Because… 23:08.136 --> 23:14.601 in every other part of my life, I'm a mother and a wife and a scary boss. 23:14.684 --> 23:15.727 Mm. 23:23.485 --> 23:25.070 But when I'm with you, 23:25.654 --> 23:30.158 you make me feel like the 19-year-old that I was when we met. 23:32.160 --> 23:34.538 And I feel so far from her. 23:36.540 --> 23:38.417 And you will always have that piece of me. 23:42.087 --> 23:43.797 I know you better than anyone. 23:44.297 --> 23:45.507 And you know me. 23:48.385 --> 23:49.386 That's right. 23:51.179 --> 23:54.099 That's how I know that you are gonna be fine here. 23:54.182 --> 23:55.976 -Yeah. -Okay? You're gonna be fine. 23:56.601 --> 24:00.647 And don't worry about you and me, okay? 24:00.730 --> 24:02.482 Even if we see each other 24:02.566 --> 24:06.111 once every other year, which will suck balls, 24:07.821 --> 24:11.992 it will always feel like this, and we will always be us. 24:15.454 --> 24:16.872 I love you too, Katherine. 24:18.456 --> 24:20.167 Man, you smell like pee. 24:57.996 --> 25:00.248 Look at her. They did it. 25:12.552 --> 25:13.720 -Good? -It's fine. 25:13.803 --> 25:14.763 Hey. 25:14.846 --> 25:18.266 I called you a bunch of times, but you didn't answer. Is everything okay? 25:18.350 --> 25:23.522 Yeah, I was, uh, rekindling my relationship with Danny. 25:24.606 --> 25:25.774 I figured. 25:25.857 --> 25:27.525 -Come. -I missed you, though. 25:27.609 --> 25:28.818 I missed you too. 25:53.343 --> 25:56.638 Thank you, children! That was wonderful. 25:56.721 --> 25:59.933 And now, the moment you have all been waiting for… 26:00.016 --> 26:00.976 La Befana! 26:01.560 --> 26:04.688 Buonasera, bambini! 26:05.605 --> 26:08.733 This is the last appearance for La Befana. 26:08.817 --> 26:10.193 So get a real good look, kids, 26:10.277 --> 26:13.947 because this bitch and all her regrets are out of my life after tonight. 26:14.531 --> 26:16.908 Merry Christmas, everybody! 26:26.376 --> 26:27.586 What was that for? 26:27.669 --> 26:29.254 I'm just happy. 26:29.337 --> 26:30.547 -Yeah? -Mm-hm. 26:31.214 --> 26:32.591 I'm happy too. 26:33.883 --> 26:36.136 I had a great talk with Kate. 26:36.219 --> 26:37.762 -Oh yeah? -Mm-hm. 26:37.846 --> 26:41.016 Has she finally come around on you living here? 26:41.099 --> 26:43.727 Yeah, and honestly, she's helped me come around on living here. 26:44.936 --> 26:48.607 What? How around did you have to come? 26:49.357 --> 26:53.570 No, no, I was just talking to her about, you know, how different things were here, 26:53.653 --> 26:56.781 you know, like Lamborghini police cars. 26:56.865 --> 27:00.201 It's why our crime rates are so low. They get to the scene so fast. 27:00.285 --> 27:04.914 Oh. All I'm saying is that sometimes I feel like an outsider here. 27:04.998 --> 27:09.252 Oh, I see. It's like how I felt when I did that for you for 16 years. 27:09.336 --> 27:11.546 Well, yeah, but that was New York. 27:12.797 --> 27:14.382 I'm not trying to start a fight with you. 27:14.466 --> 27:16.301 It doesn't really matter. 27:16.384 --> 27:18.303 It does matter, actually! 27:18.386 --> 27:20.889 I gave you an out at Thanksgiving, and you didn't take it. 27:20.972 --> 27:24.184 -What? I'm staying. -Danny, if you change your mind. 27:24.267 --> 27:26.144 I'm saying I'm staying. I'm not going anywhere. 27:26.227 --> 27:28.521 I don't want to go back to America, okay! 27:29.105 --> 27:30.774 Ah-- 27:36.738 --> 27:37.822 It's your mom. 27:41.910 --> 27:42.994 Mom. 27:45.497 --> 27:46.665 What's the matter? back to America, okay!