WEBVTT 00:15.932 --> 00:16.933 Annie! 00:19.102 --> 00:19.936 They're here. 00:20.020 --> 00:21.062 -Oh my God! -I know. 00:21.146 --> 00:22.480 -People! -People. 00:24.274 --> 00:25.942 -Hey! -Hi! 00:26.026 --> 00:27.736 Oh my God! 00:28.236 --> 00:29.821 Hey! 00:30.405 --> 00:31.406 I wanna hug you! 00:31.489 --> 00:34.534 -We quarantined. Come on. Bring it! -Ah! 00:35.577 --> 00:39.247 -My friend! How you doing? -You smell even better than I remember. 00:39.330 --> 00:40.290 Good, and you? 00:40.373 --> 00:41.958 Hey, buddy. 00:44.252 --> 00:46.004 Good to see you. You look good. 00:46.087 --> 00:48.840 -You do too. Awesome. -You got leaner. You look buffed. 00:48.923 --> 00:49.758 Wait. 00:50.341 --> 00:51.926 -Oh no. -What is happening? 00:52.010 --> 00:54.888 And we are very excited for you to meet 00:55.597 --> 00:57.807 Patrizia! 01:01.478 --> 01:02.937 -Ta-da! -Oh! 01:03.021 --> 01:04.606 Patrizia is a dog? 01:04.689 --> 01:05.732 Your text made it seem 01:05.815 --> 01:08.151 like you were renting a room to your sexy hairdresser. 01:08.234 --> 01:10.904 Isn't she chic? She's my goal weight. Get a picture of us. 01:10.987 --> 01:11.988 Cheese! 01:12.072 --> 01:15.283 Yes! Her coloring is very Armani. 01:15.366 --> 01:18.703 Go, Patrizia. Oh, oh, oh! 01:20.997 --> 01:23.166 Patrizia, no! Come here! 01:23.249 --> 01:25.919 -Okay. Come on! Let's sit! -Patrizia! 01:26.503 --> 01:28.880 What a spread! And balloons? 01:28.963 --> 01:31.549 Yeah, it's for all the birthdays that we've missed. 01:31.633 --> 01:34.260 And the one with the donut is for Jack's hemorrhoid surgery. 01:34.344 --> 01:35.678 Ugh. 01:37.430 --> 01:40.850 Oh my God! Everyone's hair is weird! 01:40.934 --> 01:44.521 Hi, sweetheart! Lila's on the trampoline. Go find her. 01:44.604 --> 01:45.730 -Go. -No! 01:45.814 --> 01:47.690 -Okay, it's okay. -Oh! 01:47.774 --> 01:49.692 Wait, so are we not masking? 01:49.776 --> 01:52.654 We're outside. We all stayed home for two weeks. I think we're good. 01:52.737 --> 01:55.490 Okay. You're right. We're all right. 01:55.573 --> 01:57.617 Yeah, honey, I don't think you can catch anything. 01:57.700 --> 01:59.702 We're six feet apart. Just relax, have some wine. 02:00.912 --> 02:01.871 Mm. 02:01.955 --> 02:03.456 Oh shit, Jack, that's mine! 02:07.877 --> 02:10.171 Nick, can you toss me that hand sanitizer? 02:14.259 --> 02:17.971 -Are you gonna put this in your mouth? -No. 02:18.054 --> 02:20.306 I'm gonna put it in my butt. Do a handstand. 02:28.356 --> 02:30.692 So, explain to me these sweaters. 02:30.775 --> 02:33.403 -Okay. -Okay, well thank you for asking. 02:33.486 --> 02:36.114 These are from our favorite Instagram account. 02:36.197 --> 02:39.159 It's called Jeffrey Knitsit, and he's actually blind. 02:39.242 --> 02:41.286 I can tell by the sweaters. Yeah. 02:43.037 --> 02:45.290 And these are meant to raise awareness-- 02:45.373 --> 02:47.584 That you are both dorks. 02:47.667 --> 02:48.793 -Yes. -Sorry. 02:48.877 --> 02:51.171 It's working for you. 02:51.254 --> 02:54.716 Hey, if you think this is dorky, you're gonna hate this. 02:54.799 --> 02:55.633 -Oh, maybe not. -Yes. 02:55.717 --> 02:56.759 Since it all started, 02:56.843 --> 03:00.013 we have been reading each other a poem every night. 03:00.096 --> 03:03.725 -Oh! Gross! -No, no, no. I hate you. I hate you. 03:03.808 --> 03:07.562 Say whatever you want, but we have not had one argument since March 10th. 03:07.645 --> 03:09.439 Patrizia, please. 03:09.522 --> 03:11.399 Maybe you should run her a little bit. 03:11.482 --> 03:14.277 -What? -Run her. A little trot. Like a dog show. 03:14.360 --> 03:15.862 Okay. Okay, love. Patrizia. 03:15.945 --> 03:20.325 -Watch this. -Listen, tomorrow there is a talent show. 03:20.408 --> 03:23.703 It's mandatory. Lila and I made a sign and a trophy. 03:23.786 --> 03:25.622 -All right. -Oh! Okay, Supermom. 03:25.705 --> 03:26.664 You have no idea. 03:26.748 --> 03:31.294 When I first met this one, she was this fearless punk rock chick. 03:31.377 --> 03:32.378 Okay, it's true. 03:32.462 --> 03:36.841 Hanging out, smoking cigarettes outside of Arlene's Grocery. Ooh! 03:36.925 --> 03:38.843 First thing she ever said to me… 03:38.927 --> 03:40.595 "God, you're a douchebag." 03:40.678 --> 03:45.516 Yeah, and I was like, "Oh, I am definitely going to marry that mean lady." 03:45.600 --> 03:48.227 Now, she takes care of us. 03:48.311 --> 03:51.648 And you come up with these fun little creative adventures 03:51.731 --> 03:53.524 and lift our spirits. 03:53.608 --> 03:56.277 Danny, she's still very nervous. 03:56.361 --> 03:57.946 Maybe she's keying off your energy. 03:58.029 --> 03:59.280 -Relax. -What? 03:59.364 --> 04:00.448 Relax, here. 04:01.074 --> 04:02.700 It's all for Lila, right? 04:02.784 --> 04:03.910 If we didn't have a kid, 04:03.993 --> 04:07.205 we probably would have drank ourselves to death months ago. 04:07.288 --> 04:08.289 Wow. 04:09.958 --> 04:12.669 -Should we have a kid? -Are you serious? 04:14.462 --> 04:15.546 Sit. 04:15.630 --> 04:16.965 Patrizia. 04:18.257 --> 04:19.217 It's getting cold. 04:19.300 --> 04:22.178 Should we maybe grab the heaters from the deck? 04:22.262 --> 04:24.055 No, let's go inside. 04:24.138 --> 04:25.473 -Good idea. -Come on. 04:25.556 --> 04:27.058 Are we sure about that? 04:27.141 --> 04:30.436 Like, I know I agreed to come, but I… 04:30.520 --> 04:32.647 brought sleeping bags so we could sleep in the car. 04:32.730 --> 04:37.068 Jack, we did all the things. We're safe. Come on. Anybody want to watch a movie? 04:37.151 --> 04:38.194 -Yeah. -Yeah? 05:05.346 --> 05:09.350 Oh. Why don't you wear your Jeffrey Knitsit, and I'll change? 05:09.434 --> 05:10.476 Okay. 05:13.479 --> 05:15.398 Does everyone think I'm being insane? 05:15.481 --> 05:18.443 No. But, you know, you could relax a little bit. 05:19.902 --> 05:21.571 Oh! Hey. 05:22.196 --> 05:23.906 We forgot to do our poem last night. 05:23.990 --> 05:25.575 Oh jeez. 05:27.035 --> 05:28.995 What do we got here? 05:29.078 --> 05:31.998 "Ode to a Nightingale" by John Keats. 05:32.081 --> 05:33.624 Okay. 05:33.708 --> 05:38.004 "My heart aches, and a drowsy numbness pains my sense, 05:38.087 --> 05:40.089 as though of hemlock I had drunk." 05:40.173 --> 05:41.174 How long is this one? 05:41.257 --> 05:42.383 A page and a half. 05:42.925 --> 05:45.970 Uh, "Or emptied some dull opiate to the drains." 05:46.054 --> 05:48.181 Because I hear people downstairs getting breakfast. 05:48.264 --> 05:50.183 Smells like he's doing bacon. 05:50.767 --> 05:52.769 "But being too happy in thine happiness, 05:52.852 --> 05:56.522 that thou light-winged Dryad of the trees in some melodious plot 05:56.606 --> 05:58.524 of beechen greens and shadows…" 06:01.402 --> 06:03.905 Hungry. Must be starving. 06:05.782 --> 06:07.867 Almost ready. Almost ready. 06:07.950 --> 06:09.410 Mmm! This is so good. 06:11.954 --> 06:13.748 Come on, eat. 06:13.831 --> 06:15.875 It's two days now. She won't eat. 06:15.958 --> 06:17.960 Well, she definitely ate something, 06:18.044 --> 06:21.923 because I found a juicy turd on the stairs this morning. 06:22.006 --> 06:23.174 Oh shit, I'm sorry. 06:25.301 --> 06:27.637 No, no, that was me. I had tequila last night. 06:32.683 --> 06:34.018 She doesn't like laughter. 06:34.685 --> 06:37.063 -How long have you had this dog? -Five weeks. 06:37.146 --> 06:38.064 Do you love her? 06:38.147 --> 06:40.900 -That feels like a trick question. -She cost $5,000. 06:40.983 --> 06:43.986 I'm just saying, a dog is not a child. 06:44.070 --> 06:47.407 And if it's not a good fit, then you could find a different home for her. 06:47.490 --> 06:51.994 There's a couple right down the road here, huge animal rescue people. 06:52.078 --> 06:54.789 Yeah, they have a pot-bellied pig and so many senior cats. 06:54.872 --> 06:56.165 I bet they'd take her. 06:56.249 --> 06:57.834 We'll figure something out, Nick. 06:57.917 --> 07:01.379 We're just as qualified to be Patrizia's parents as any two upstate lesbians. 07:01.462 --> 07:04.006 -I never said they were lesbians. -They are. 07:04.090 --> 07:05.883 I know, but I never said that. 07:15.935 --> 07:17.395 Oh, it's working! 07:17.478 --> 07:19.814 -Oh my God. -Hi, can you see me? 07:19.897 --> 07:21.816 This technology is amazing. 07:21.899 --> 07:25.570 -Hey! Dad, we're doing a talent show. -Great. 07:25.653 --> 07:26.487 And I'm gonna win. 07:26.571 --> 07:27.989 Cool your jets, big guy. 07:29.157 --> 07:29.991 Oh my God! 07:30.074 --> 07:31.242 Hi! 07:31.325 --> 07:32.160 Ooh, my nieces! 07:38.457 --> 07:40.168 Hey! 07:40.251 --> 07:41.085 Mom. 07:41.586 --> 07:42.920 Mom, move into the camera. 07:43.004 --> 07:44.380 You're not on the camera. 07:44.464 --> 07:46.424 I see you just fine, baby. 07:46.507 --> 07:47.967 Okay, let's just start. 07:49.969 --> 07:51.679 Kick it off, Jack! Kick it off! 07:52.346 --> 07:54.724 La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la 07:54.807 --> 07:56.976 La-la-la-la-la 07:57.059 --> 07:59.479 Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la 07:59.562 --> 08:01.898 Ho, ho, ho! Ha, ha, ha! 08:01.981 --> 08:03.274 Ho, ho, ho! 08:04.317 --> 08:07.153 Wrist full of rocks, hope I float Big up yourself, you know they don't 08:07.236 --> 08:08.946 I chew, chew 'cause they hope I choke 08:09.030 --> 08:09.989 I'm a bitch… 08:10.072 --> 08:11.115 What? 08:11.199 --> 08:12.533 Yes! 08:12.617 --> 08:13.451 Do it! 08:13.534 --> 08:15.244 I'm a boss, I'm a bitch 08:15.328 --> 08:18.956 My dear Lady Disdain, are you yet living? 08:19.040 --> 08:21.959 -Courtesy itself must convert to disdain… -Oh, brother! 08:22.043 --> 08:24.670 Now it's some boring play they did in college. 08:24.754 --> 08:26.631 Dad, mute! 08:33.095 --> 08:35.306 A lot of work texts. Everything okay? 08:35.389 --> 08:36.682 -Yeah, it's all good. -Okay. 08:36.766 --> 08:38.017 For my next impression, 08:38.100 --> 08:42.647 this is my beloved Roberto Benigni getting a free refill of coffee! 08:43.356 --> 08:46.150 Thank you! My God! 08:46.234 --> 08:48.486 This is too much joy for me! 08:48.569 --> 08:51.656 I love the world! I want to make love to all of you! 08:52.240 --> 08:54.325 Please! 08:56.536 --> 09:01.040 In the spirit of Riverdance, I bring you Lakedance. 09:07.255 --> 09:10.424 Cheater. You're not really dancing. 09:11.801 --> 09:13.177 That's it. 09:13.261 --> 09:14.971 We see Lila on the spoons. 09:15.054 --> 09:16.722 -This is really good. -Boo! 09:16.806 --> 09:18.432 You're insane! 09:19.934 --> 09:24.939 The first annual Covey award goes to… 09:25.022 --> 09:27.733 -My dad! -No! No! 09:30.653 --> 09:32.238 Thank you, honey. 09:32.321 --> 09:36.617 I guess I'm better than all of you. I am more talented. 09:36.701 --> 09:38.411 -Shut up! -Oh God. 10:04.020 --> 10:05.271 Goddamn it! 10:06.022 --> 10:07.023 What's wrong? 10:07.106 --> 10:09.900 Kate's not feeling well, so I sent her upstairs to do a test. 10:09.984 --> 10:12.945 Wait, home tests? Where did you get those? 10:13.029 --> 10:15.573 Yeah, our school nurse, Teresa, volunteers at a clinic, 10:15.656 --> 10:18.242 so she slipped me a case because I have pretty eyes. 10:18.326 --> 10:20.953 -Oh. -Bad news. 10:21.037 --> 10:21.954 It's bright red. 10:22.038 --> 10:24.165 How in the hell? 10:24.248 --> 10:25.666 We should go home, I guess. 10:25.750 --> 10:28.711 No, we can't all go in the car. You might get Beth sick. 10:28.794 --> 10:33.174 No, no, honey, just go up to Lila's room. I'll make you some tea and toast. Go on. 10:36.719 --> 10:38.137 How'd this happen? 10:38.220 --> 10:39.430 Huh? Who broke quarantine? 10:40.640 --> 10:41.766 Nick, did you golf? 10:41.849 --> 10:42.767 No. 10:42.850 --> 10:44.727 What about you two, huh? 10:44.810 --> 10:47.146 Any parties with your other, hotter friend group? 10:47.229 --> 10:49.440 No. Calm down, Dr. Fauci. 10:49.523 --> 10:54.153 No, I won't calm down, because somebody among us has betrayed the lockdown. 10:54.236 --> 10:57.073 This is the worst production of Jesus Christ Superstar I've ever seen. 10:57.156 --> 10:58.824 Ow! 10:58.908 --> 11:00.618 I'm fine! 11:01.202 --> 11:02.078 Um… 11:03.454 --> 11:07.041 Don't panic, but Patrizia has run into the woods with a bagel 11:07.124 --> 11:09.126 and just a little bit of my finger. 11:09.210 --> 11:10.127 Okay. 11:12.338 --> 11:13.422 Patrizia! 11:13.506 --> 11:15.883 Come here! Right now! 11:18.928 --> 11:19.804 Oh. 11:20.429 --> 11:21.639 I have to walk to you? 11:22.932 --> 11:24.350 You little… 11:27.269 --> 11:29.605 Come on. Come on, Patrizia. 11:30.147 --> 11:31.399 There we go. 11:34.110 --> 11:37.488 Excuse me, do you know where Nick Pagano lives? 11:37.571 --> 11:38.698 Yeah, I do. 11:39.824 --> 11:41.575 I told him I'd drop off this pie. 11:41.659 --> 11:42.576 Oh. 11:43.202 --> 11:47.123 Uh, well, I'll take it to him. His family has COVID right now. 11:47.915 --> 11:49.625 Oh. Um… 11:54.922 --> 11:58.342 -Thank you. -I'll make sure he gets it, okay? Bye-bye. 12:10.229 --> 12:12.898 -Where did you get that pie? -Just take her inside. 12:12.982 --> 12:16.318 Okay. Come on, let's go. Let's go, Patrizia. 12:20.531 --> 12:22.116 -Hey, hey. -Hey. 12:22.199 --> 12:24.034 You gonna watch the Notre Dame game with me? 12:24.118 --> 12:25.244 Sounds good. 12:25.327 --> 12:27.830 Should we also invite the chick who dropped this pie off for you? 12:28.581 --> 12:30.916 -What? -"What?" 12:31.000 --> 12:32.209 Never go into acting. 12:32.293 --> 12:34.128 -Oh my God. -Yeah. 12:34.211 --> 12:35.337 Was she here? 12:35.421 --> 12:37.923 None of my business. Just tighten up your game, all right? 12:38.007 --> 12:40.301 Don't think for a second I'll eat that Fatal Attraction pie. 12:40.384 --> 12:42.178 -Danny. Danny! -What? 12:42.261 --> 12:43.262 It was… 12:44.764 --> 12:45.806 It was a near miss. 12:45.890 --> 12:47.224 That's all it was. 12:47.308 --> 12:49.977 I got a little too friendly with an actuary. 12:50.060 --> 12:51.937 -Nick, I don't wanna know. -We kissed. 12:52.021 --> 12:54.940 It was a stupid, drunk group dinner. 12:55.024 --> 12:58.444 And then the next day, the world shut down. 12:59.028 --> 13:00.279 Thank God. 13:00.905 --> 13:07.578 Lockdown saved me, Danny. Being home here with Anne and Lila… 13:07.661 --> 13:08.871 Woke you up? 13:08.954 --> 13:10.164 Yes. 13:10.873 --> 13:16.670 I have not said anything even remotely flirty to her in months, but she keeps-- 13:16.754 --> 13:18.380 Texting you. No shit, Sherlock. 13:18.464 --> 13:21.717 I am so grateful that nothing more happened. 13:21.800 --> 13:24.678 Congratulations. Maybe you should tell your wife that, 13:24.762 --> 13:27.264 because she flinches every time you receive a text. 13:27.348 --> 13:28.182 She doesn't… 13:31.060 --> 13:31.977 Oh. 13:32.895 --> 13:35.231 Okay. All right, I'll handle this. 13:35.314 --> 13:37.107 I will text Maureen right now. 13:37.191 --> 13:39.860 Maureen. Gross. 13:41.487 --> 13:44.323 How is it hot and also freezing out here? 13:50.496 --> 13:52.248 Okay. 13:54.583 --> 13:57.086 No, no, what are you doing? 13:57.169 --> 13:58.921 Oh no. 13:59.004 --> 14:00.548 I'm sorry. 14:12.893 --> 14:14.770 Sounds like your baby misses you. 14:14.853 --> 14:18.858 Yeah, that's probably why my baby runs away every ten minutes. 14:22.945 --> 14:24.572 Also, am I crazy, 14:24.655 --> 14:27.241 or did Claude basically say he didn't want to have children with me? 14:27.324 --> 14:28.784 I caught that. 14:29.285 --> 14:33.372 Maybe ask him again when he's not trying to wrestle a dog into a ski outfit. 14:33.455 --> 14:34.748 Hm. Yeah. 14:36.959 --> 14:39.169 How's Jack? Is he freaking out? 14:40.671 --> 14:42.172 A little bit. 14:42.256 --> 14:45.384 You wanna open the window and scream a poem at him? 14:45.467 --> 14:47.511 I know we're being weird, 14:48.012 --> 14:51.265 but these little rituals are what he needs right now. 14:51.849 --> 14:55.603 You know his grade partner got so sick she had to be intubated. 14:55.686 --> 14:56.645 Jesus. 14:56.729 --> 14:59.982 So, now my job is to be 15:00.065 --> 15:04.486 as calm and comforting as a gravity blanket. 15:04.570 --> 15:06.196 Ah. 15:06.280 --> 15:09.033 He's lucky he married you. You never freak out. 15:09.116 --> 15:11.368 Freakouts are a choice. 15:11.452 --> 15:14.246 Adults should not freak out. 15:14.330 --> 15:16.832 That's insane. Say more. 15:19.543 --> 15:21.128 It's just kind of narcissistic, you know? 15:21.211 --> 15:26.592 It's like, oh, you get to be the one who loses their mind and creates chaos. 15:26.675 --> 15:28.135 What a luxury. 15:29.511 --> 15:34.642 And why do we think we're this way? And by we, I mean you. 15:35.893 --> 15:36.894 Eh… 15:38.228 --> 15:40.022 When I was in sixth grade, 15:40.814 --> 15:45.486 I had to live with my aunt because my mom wouldn't stop crying. 15:48.864 --> 15:49.990 Wait, what? 15:50.574 --> 15:51.784 It's okay. 15:56.163 --> 15:57.915 Come on. Poopy-poo. 16:00.918 --> 16:01.919 Poop! 16:02.002 --> 16:04.421 Come on, Patrizia. Please. Stop barking. 16:06.590 --> 16:08.592 Oh! Thank you so much. 16:09.968 --> 16:11.679 Go, let's go. Come on. 16:11.762 --> 16:13.263 -May I ask you a question? -Hm? 16:14.973 --> 16:18.852 When you were picking out a dog, why did you choose one that hates you? 16:18.936 --> 16:20.604 Okay, I had no choice. 16:20.688 --> 16:24.942 Danny's the one who wanted a dog. I wanted a bird named Patrizia. 16:25.025 --> 16:29.613 A bird? A bird would have been so great at staying in your apartment. 16:29.697 --> 16:32.116 Believe me, I wish I could tell Danny to return her 16:32.199 --> 16:34.326 to whatever store in hell he bought her from. 16:35.077 --> 16:38.497 She always goes straight for my genitals every time I get out of the shower. 16:38.580 --> 16:40.582 Well, I'm sorry about that. 16:40.666 --> 16:44.294 Do you think I can talk to the lesbians without Danny? 16:44.378 --> 16:47.506 No. No. No, no, no. It's not the right thing to do. 16:47.589 --> 16:48.632 I don't know, man. 16:48.716 --> 16:49.967 Sometimes the right thing to do 16:50.050 --> 16:53.178 is just whatever doesn't blow up your entire world. 16:55.639 --> 16:57.725 Take me to the lesbians. 16:57.808 --> 17:01.103 If it's meant to be, you'll find them. 17:03.313 --> 17:04.898 I'm kidding. I will call Dana. 17:05.649 --> 17:07.943 -Yeah? -Okay. Stay away from my genitals. 17:09.903 --> 17:11.071 Danny? 17:12.197 --> 17:13.949 -Danny. -Hm? 17:14.032 --> 17:15.325 Patrizia's gone. 17:15.409 --> 17:17.119 What do you mean Patrizia's gone? 17:17.202 --> 17:19.997 She ran away, and we look everywhere, but we can't find her. 17:20.080 --> 17:22.291 Oh. Okay, uh… 17:22.374 --> 17:24.543 Where are you going? No, no, you're too sick to go out. 17:24.626 --> 17:26.795 Titties Glenn Close will skin her. 17:29.339 --> 17:30.174 Huh? 17:30.257 --> 17:31.425 It's the fever. 17:31.508 --> 17:33.260 I need you to be honest with me, all right? 17:33.343 --> 17:36.847 You didn't go anywhere, did you, Lila? Like, no play dates? 17:36.930 --> 17:38.182 I'm literally 15. 17:38.265 --> 17:41.310 Patrizia! Patrizia! 17:41.393 --> 17:42.644 Okay, what about a bubble? 17:42.728 --> 17:45.230 You in some kind of a bubble, like a school bubble? 17:45.314 --> 17:47.983 -You're the only one that went anywhere. -No, I didn't. 17:48.067 --> 17:50.986 Yeah, you went to the clinic that Nurse Teresa works at, 17:51.070 --> 17:54.031 and then you stood in line with a bunch of people who thought they had COVID. 18:02.289 --> 18:03.624 Will you taste this? 18:06.627 --> 18:08.378 Mom, that's so salty. 18:11.882 --> 18:13.467 Nick! 18:13.550 --> 18:16.553 Make sure the turkey gets to 165. Okay, that's my brain. 18:16.637 --> 18:18.055 Okay, sorry, sorry, sorry. 18:18.138 --> 18:20.557 Throw away the potatoes. There's still yams. 18:20.641 --> 18:22.684 And Lila knows how to do the Brussels sprouts. 18:22.768 --> 18:23.602 Yes, ma'am. 18:24.311 --> 18:28.607 Here we go. Six, seven, eight, all right. 18:29.108 --> 18:30.359 There we go. 18:30.901 --> 18:31.777 Oh. 18:33.737 --> 18:35.280 Who are you texting? 18:35.364 --> 18:37.699 I was setting a 15-minute timer. 18:37.783 --> 18:38.659 Oh. 18:45.290 --> 18:46.959 -Mwah! -Are you nuts? 18:47.042 --> 18:48.252 We're all going down. 19:19.199 --> 19:20.450 Patrizia. 19:23.871 --> 19:24.955 Oh. 19:25.622 --> 19:26.957 Patrizia. 19:27.624 --> 19:29.626 Where the fuck is that dog? 19:30.752 --> 19:32.963 -What if we call you Patty? -Uh… 19:33.046 --> 19:36.842 Are you Patty? Are you Patty? 19:37.676 --> 19:38.886 Good girl. 19:38.969 --> 19:40.762 Patrizia. Paw. 19:40.846 --> 19:42.723 Good girl. 19:42.806 --> 19:44.766 Oh, her paws are a little yeasty. 19:44.850 --> 19:47.227 Yeah, we should throw out all that food that guy gave us. 19:47.311 --> 19:48.520 Mm-hm. 19:49.396 --> 19:51.732 For fuck's sake, look at her eyes. 19:52.316 --> 19:54.860 -Oh, they're so beautiful. -What are you doing? 19:54.943 --> 19:55.861 Oh, the beauty. 19:58.697 --> 20:00.490 Perfect girl. Up. 20:01.158 --> 20:04.578 -Good girl. -Let me get in there. 20:04.661 --> 20:07.080 Hi. Can you kiss it? 20:07.164 --> 20:08.457 You're such a good girl. 20:08.540 --> 20:11.210 -My goodness. -You are home. 20:11.293 --> 20:13.837 Kiss. 20:16.298 --> 20:19.843 Turn on the TV news. Listen to the radio. 20:19.927 --> 20:22.930 Everyone is concerned about COVID and Thanksgiving, right? 20:23.013 --> 20:25.891 Two facts to keep in mind. COVID right now is on… 20:25.974 --> 20:28.769 Hey! What are you doing? 20:28.852 --> 20:30.354 Stay away, I'm infected. 20:30.437 --> 20:31.772 I am too. 20:32.731 --> 20:34.107 Huh? 20:34.191 --> 20:35.943 -Wait-- -We're COVID buddies. 20:36.026 --> 20:39.029 I got everybody sick. 20:39.112 --> 20:40.614 I must be asymptomatic. 20:40.697 --> 20:44.409 Okay, your worst nightmare came true. Now what? I have news for you, buddy. 20:44.493 --> 20:47.412 You cannot control the universe with your butthole. Get out. 20:47.496 --> 20:50.165 -Get out. Come on. -No. Everybody's mad at me. 20:50.958 --> 20:52.751 -What? -Everybody's mad at me. 20:52.834 --> 20:54.836 I can't hear what you're saying. 20:54.920 --> 20:56.755 -Everybody's mad at me. -Yes, I can, I can hear. 20:56.838 --> 20:58.382 Goddamn it! 20:58.465 --> 20:59.716 I got it. 20:59.800 --> 21:00.634 Come on. 21:00.717 --> 21:02.970 Here, here. Take it. Take it. Take it. 21:03.053 --> 21:05.847 Look, nobody's mad at you. It's not your fault. 21:05.931 --> 21:07.265 No, it's your fault. 21:07.349 --> 21:09.893 Hold on a second. How am I in trouble? 21:09.977 --> 21:12.020 You made us come here, all right? 21:12.104 --> 21:14.398 You told me everything was gonna be fine, and it's not fine. 21:14.481 --> 21:16.441 Okay, you can be mad if you want. 21:16.525 --> 21:17.567 I'm not mad! 21:17.651 --> 21:18.652 -Yes, you are. -God. 21:18.735 --> 21:21.822 And whenever you pretend not to be, it comes out sideways. 21:21.905 --> 21:25.617 So, there you go. Hit my hand as hard as you can. 21:25.701 --> 21:27.369 What? No, I'll hurt you. 21:27.452 --> 21:30.247 -Oh, fuck you, you'll hurt me. -I'm not hitting you, all right? 21:30.330 --> 21:35.043 Hit it. Oh, that's right. You can't hit me because you're America's nicest boy. 21:35.127 --> 21:37.421 Stop touching me. 21:37.504 --> 21:39.840 I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you at all. 21:41.133 --> 21:44.136 Good, good, let it out. Remember, I got the back stuff. 21:44.219 --> 21:45.053 Selfish prick. 21:45.137 --> 21:47.139 Well, you had to have your party, huh? 21:47.222 --> 21:49.224 You always do whatever the fuck you want. 21:49.308 --> 21:50.642 You don't care who gets hurt. 21:50.726 --> 21:53.353 No, no, I'm not that guy! 21:53.437 --> 21:58.275 Oh, you are legendarily that guy! How do you think you won the talent show? 21:58.358 --> 22:02.195 'Cause even the children understand you're a little fucking baby! 22:02.279 --> 22:04.489 -Fuck you, I'm trying. -Well, not hard enough. 22:04.573 --> 22:05.449 Get off of me! 22:08.368 --> 22:09.995 I wish I was like you! 22:10.078 --> 22:14.708 You're such a good man. You take care of your family. 22:14.791 --> 22:19.713 Yeah, but I didn't! Goddamn it! I'm so sick of being scared! 22:20.297 --> 22:21.298 Fuck! 22:22.591 --> 22:23.592 Fuck! 22:26.386 --> 22:27.429 Okay. 22:29.222 --> 22:30.474 There you go. 22:31.641 --> 22:32.768 Good job. 22:34.019 --> 22:36.313 You can always dump this stuff on me. 22:36.396 --> 22:37.439 Okay. 22:39.775 --> 22:40.609 Are you crying? 22:40.692 --> 22:42.027 No. 22:42.819 --> 22:44.321 I'm helping you. 22:45.530 --> 22:46.740 I win. 22:53.371 --> 22:54.831 You didn't find her? 22:56.041 --> 22:59.127 No, Claude, I sure didn't. 22:59.211 --> 23:03.673 I walked all over and didn't see a single lost dog. 23:03.757 --> 23:07.552 Saw a lot of dogs with owners, but no lost dogs. 23:08.887 --> 23:10.263 What a mystery. 23:11.556 --> 23:14.393 Hopefully she finds a family who loves her as much as we did. 23:14.476 --> 23:19.147 Well, but we'll never know because we certainly never talked about it 23:19.231 --> 23:20.607 or chose them. 23:22.150 --> 23:26.238 I guess all we'll ever know is uncertainty and heartbreak. 23:27.280 --> 23:29.449 "Heartbreak" is a strong word. 23:29.533 --> 23:34.121 No? It's like Nick said. Um, "A dog is not a child." 23:34.204 --> 23:36.081 Well, thank God we don't have one of those. 23:36.164 --> 23:38.917 I guess this proves that we're not cut out for it. 23:40.293 --> 23:43.046 But Danny, that's a whole different conversation. Come on. 23:44.589 --> 23:46.925 Listen. 23:47.801 --> 23:50.262 -What? -Can COVID give you diarrhea? 23:50.345 --> 23:52.556 It can, yes. 23:52.639 --> 23:53.890 Oh boy. 24:08.363 --> 24:11.533 There's so much food, and everything tastes like metal. 24:12.159 --> 24:15.620 I can't wait to blast this everywhere in an hour. 24:16.830 --> 24:18.415 Thank you, Nick, 24:18.498 --> 24:21.209 for the best worst Thanksgiving of my life. 24:22.836 --> 24:25.839 I am sorry that I made everyone come here. 24:27.340 --> 24:31.052 And I am sorry that Jack made everyone sick. 24:36.558 --> 24:38.560 But I need you guys. 24:39.060 --> 24:40.645 Like a donkey. 24:41.480 --> 24:45.775 Did you know that you can't just have one donkey? 24:45.859 --> 24:48.778 You have to have two donkeys, 24:48.862 --> 24:50.280 or else they go insane. 24:50.989 --> 24:52.282 This is true. 24:53.158 --> 24:54.576 It's true. 24:56.369 --> 24:57.829 Bless you, honey. 25:08.590 --> 25:09.424 Oh! 25:10.133 --> 25:12.928 Somebody brought a whole pie, and I never even put it out. 25:15.847 --> 25:18.475 That was glass. Why did you just throw that out? 25:18.558 --> 25:20.060 Uh-- 25:20.143 --> 25:22.562 That's a fresh pie. We can have it tomorrow. 25:22.646 --> 25:24.022 I-- I, uh-- 25:24.105 --> 25:25.106 We don't… 25:26.900 --> 25:28.193 Are you okay? 25:32.531 --> 25:35.075 The person who kept texting me was a woman. 25:35.659 --> 25:37.202 I did not sleep with her. 25:37.285 --> 25:39.746 I did kiss her. 25:40.622 --> 25:43.792 A stupid, meaningless flirtation. 25:44.376 --> 25:48.255 And it's completely over, and it'll never happen again. 25:51.800 --> 25:54.427 Yeah, but it probably will happen again though, right, Nick? 25:54.511 --> 25:57.389 No, Annie, it won't. 25:58.473 --> 25:59.516 Okay. 26:01.351 --> 26:03.853 What about the woman at the golf tournament a couple years ago, 26:03.937 --> 26:05.146 the brunette? 26:05.230 --> 26:07.399 You remember, the one with the nails? 26:09.734 --> 26:11.486 Yes. 26:11.570 --> 26:12.737 Mm. 26:15.490 --> 26:16.741 I knew it. 26:16.825 --> 26:18.410 I fucked up. I'm sorry. 26:19.953 --> 26:21.621 I love you. 26:22.372 --> 26:23.790 Please don't leave me. 26:24.374 --> 26:25.834 God, you're a douchebag. 26:26.960 --> 26:28.753 You don't think I'm gonna leave you, 26:28.837 --> 26:32.632 because you think I don't know how to live without you. 26:32.716 --> 26:35.885 And that is why this is so fucking mean. 26:35.969 --> 26:36.803 Oh, honey… 26:36.886 --> 26:40.890 No, do not come near me. Fuck this. I'm done! 27:09.419 --> 27:11.296 Fuck. 27:48.166 --> 27:50.335 I cannot be here for Christmas. is. I'm done!