WEBVTT 00:00:35.493 --> 00:00:37.454 align:center Happy Thanksgiving! 00:00:37.537 --> 00:00:39.414 align:center Happy Thanksgiving! 00:00:39.497 --> 00:00:40.832 align:center What are all these cars? 00:00:40.915 --> 00:00:43.501 align:center Oh, just a few strays that didn't have anywhere to go. 00:00:43.585 --> 00:00:44.753 align:center It's not that many people. 00:00:44.836 --> 00:00:47.964 align:center That's Lila and her girlfriend Zadie, and Derek and Eric. 00:00:48.047 --> 00:00:50.091 align:center Rita from my ShopRite. 00:00:50.175 --> 00:00:54.137 align:center Jim, Megan, Aaron. I think that's Tom and Tommy. 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:56.473 align:center Okay, honey. Take this in. We're gonna be here for a while. 00:00:56.556 --> 00:00:58.600 align:center No, it's not that many people. 00:00:59.642 --> 00:01:02.437 align:center And that one's Ginny. She's pretty much all packed up. 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:04.606 align:center Oh. How you doing with that? 00:01:04.689 --> 00:01:05.815 align:center I'm good. 00:01:05.899 --> 00:01:08.068 align:center It was good to have them here. But, you know, it's time. 00:01:08.151 --> 00:01:10.737 align:center I've gotta get my house back to myself. Where's Jack? 00:01:10.820 --> 00:01:12.322 align:center Oh, he's driving up separately. 00:01:12.405 --> 00:01:15.283 align:center Yeah, he's doing one of his last long runs before next week, 00:01:15.366 --> 00:01:17.202 align:center and I didn't feel like waiting for him. 00:01:17.285 --> 00:01:18.369 align:center Hmm. 00:01:18.453 --> 00:01:21.164 align:center We've been trying to let each other do our own thing more lately. 00:01:21.247 --> 00:01:22.373 align:center We're freeballing it. 00:01:22.457 --> 00:01:24.375 align:center Okay. Sounds gross. 00:01:26.628 --> 00:01:27.879 align:center Whose car is that? 00:01:27.962 --> 00:01:30.423 align:center I don't know. It's just so wittle. 00:01:30.507 --> 00:01:32.467 align:center Who do I know that's wittle? 00:01:36.262 --> 00:01:37.722 align:center Happy Thanksgiving! 00:01:38.431 --> 00:01:40.725 align:center Did you borrow that car from Polly Pocket? 00:01:40.809 --> 00:01:44.646 align:center Guys, careful where you park that thing 'cause the baby might choke on it. 00:01:45.396 --> 00:01:48.399 align:center But for real, if we drip water on it, will it get bigger? 00:01:48.483 --> 00:01:49.484 align:center Fuck y'all! 00:02:03.331 --> 00:02:05.458 align:center Who are all these fucking people? 00:02:05.542 --> 00:02:06.835 align:center Hello. Hi, hi, hi! 00:02:06.918 --> 00:02:08.586 align:center Oh! Lila! 00:02:08.670 --> 00:02:09.671 align:center Hi. 00:02:09.754 --> 00:02:11.089 align:center You must be Zadie. 00:02:11.172 --> 00:02:12.507 align:center Hi. 00:02:14.676 --> 00:02:15.635 align:center Hi. 00:02:15.718 --> 00:02:18.429 align:center -Happy Thanksgiving. -Happy Thanksgiving. Good to see you. 00:02:18.513 --> 00:02:20.431 align:center -Red or white? -Talk to the boss. 00:02:21.599 --> 00:02:23.017 align:center -Red, please. -Oh. 00:02:24.352 --> 00:02:25.645 align:center He got so big. 00:02:25.728 --> 00:02:27.564 align:center -Yeah, he's multiplying. -Happy Thanksgiving! 00:02:27.647 --> 00:02:30.066 align:center -Aw, you got big too. -Hi. He's so big! 00:02:30.150 --> 00:02:31.276 align:center Wonderful. 00:02:31.860 --> 00:02:34.696 align:center I'll drink this and my mood will change as follows. 00:02:34.779 --> 00:02:36.072 align:center Quiet rage. 00:02:36.156 --> 00:02:37.407 align:center Mostly rude. 00:02:37.490 --> 00:02:39.242 align:center Flirty. Still rude. 00:02:39.325 --> 00:02:42.120 align:center And finally, a return to me being adorable. 00:02:42.203 --> 00:02:43.288 align:center Let the journey begin. 00:02:43.371 --> 00:02:44.998 align:center Hmm. 00:02:45.623 --> 00:02:49.168 align:center I wanted us to try an Italian car, but then he hates it. 00:02:49.252 --> 00:02:51.421 align:center You know why? 'Cause he cannot drive stick. 00:02:51.504 --> 00:02:53.882 align:center Because I live in the present. 00:02:53.965 --> 00:02:58.469 align:center I also don't take steam trains or listen to the phonograph while I jog! 00:02:58.553 --> 00:03:01.097 align:center Anyway, the reason why we wanted that car 00:03:01.180 --> 00:03:04.684 align:center is because we've been talking about our next chapter, and-- 00:03:04.767 --> 00:03:05.977 align:center Don't tell them. 00:03:06.060 --> 00:03:08.354 align:center Happy Thanksgiving, everybody! 00:03:08.438 --> 00:03:09.355 align:center Hey! 00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:11.107 align:center So many people. 00:03:11.191 --> 00:03:13.359 align:center -Hey, Jack! -Looking hot! 00:03:13.443 --> 00:03:17.655 align:center Well, congratulations on becoming a state trooper, by the way. 00:03:19.198 --> 00:03:22.118 align:center -Talk to me about the look. -Don't worry, I brought a sweater. 00:03:22.202 --> 00:03:25.038 align:center -I do not care. -Haven't you heard? They're freeballing? 00:03:25.121 --> 00:03:26.247 align:center -Mm-hmm, yeah. -What? 00:03:26.331 --> 00:03:28.124 align:center -Thank you. -Put that in immediately. 00:03:28.208 --> 00:03:29.334 align:center We hacked marriage. 00:03:29.417 --> 00:03:30.919 align:center You know, she lets me look like this, 00:03:31.002 --> 00:03:33.588 align:center and I don't say anything when she wears her big mama underwear. 00:03:33.671 --> 00:03:36.925 align:center Yeah, and we don't have endless arguments about what's for dinner anymore. 00:03:37.008 --> 00:03:38.843 align:center I can have Triscuits and cottage cheese, 00:03:38.927 --> 00:03:42.639 align:center and he can order a meatball sub from that place where I saw a rat once. 00:03:43.306 --> 00:03:46.309 align:center -Jack, isn't your marathon next week? -Yes, Team Nick. 00:03:46.392 --> 00:03:49.145 align:center You know, I've been thinking about him a lot this week. 00:03:49.228 --> 00:03:51.648 align:center Oh, yeah. He used to love Thanksgiving. 00:03:51.731 --> 00:03:54.192 align:center Remember he spent a fortune on that, um, 00:03:54.275 --> 00:03:56.903 align:center uh, stupid turkey sword thing? 00:03:56.986 --> 00:03:59.739 align:center -Oh, no. -It was an old English carving blade. 00:03:59.822 --> 00:04:01.616 align:center And I have it right here. 00:04:01.699 --> 00:04:02.825 align:center No way. 00:04:02.909 --> 00:04:04.077 align:center -Aw. -Yeah. 00:04:04.160 --> 00:04:07.372 align:center We're doing all his old traditions, 'cause that's what he would've wanted. 00:04:07.455 --> 00:04:10.625 align:center You know, just the people he loved the most together in one-- 00:04:10.708 --> 00:04:13.711 align:center -Terry alert! Terry approaching! -Shut up! 00:04:15.964 --> 00:04:19.342 align:center -Terry is here, everybody. -Terry is here. 00:04:19.425 --> 00:04:21.886 align:center -Say hi to Terry. Make yourself at home. -Hi, Terry. 00:04:21.970 --> 00:04:23.972 align:center All right then. Pants coming off. 00:04:24.055 --> 00:04:25.848 align:center Whoops. Whoops. 00:04:27.850 --> 00:04:28.768 align:center Oh, Ramona… 00:04:28.851 --> 00:04:30.812 align:center This is my hot tub crew 00:04:30.895 --> 00:04:33.690 align:center -Hi, happy Thanksgiving. -Happy Thanksgiving. 00:04:33.773 --> 00:04:37.068 align:center This is Ramona. She makes handcrafted looms. 00:04:37.151 --> 00:04:38.778 align:center -Oh, okay. -So you're a weaver? 00:04:39.362 --> 00:04:40.863 align:center No, I make looms. 00:04:43.992 --> 00:04:46.286 align:center Happy Thanksgiving. Ugh! 00:04:46.369 --> 00:04:47.537 align:center My hat. 00:04:47.620 --> 00:04:48.997 align:center "Talk to the boss." 00:04:49.539 --> 00:04:52.792 align:center It was a long ride in an uncomfortable car. 00:04:52.875 --> 00:04:54.419 align:center My hat got smushed. 00:04:55.211 --> 00:04:56.963 align:center Okay, but is it just about the car? 00:04:57.672 --> 00:05:00.341 align:center Why didn't you let me tell them about our plans? 00:05:02.427 --> 00:05:03.678 align:center Are you changing your mind? 00:05:03.761 --> 00:05:06.306 align:center No, it just wasn't the right moment. 00:05:07.265 --> 00:05:08.683 align:center I'll tell them. 00:05:10.935 --> 00:05:11.894 align:center Okay. 00:05:13.438 --> 00:05:14.522 align:center Let me see. 00:05:19.777 --> 00:05:22.739 align:center I can't do this without my haberdashery tools. 00:05:22.822 --> 00:05:25.742 align:center Why did Anne invite all these randos? 00:05:26.325 --> 00:05:28.411 align:center I didn't get a big enough turkey. 00:05:28.494 --> 00:05:32.123 align:center Terry and Ramona are gonna throw off the vibes of the talent show. 00:05:32.206 --> 00:05:35.543 align:center Maybe their talent could be grinding conversation to a halt. 00:05:36.878 --> 00:05:38.838 align:center Hmm, what's all this? 00:05:38.921 --> 00:05:43.092 align:center Oh, that is the little business plan for the place down the shore. 00:05:43.176 --> 00:05:44.093 align:center What do you think? 00:05:44.177 --> 00:05:46.429 align:center Well, I think when you mentioned doing an Airbnb, 00:05:46.512 --> 00:05:49.807 align:center I didn't realize you were, like, "make a whole binder" serious about it. 00:05:49.891 --> 00:05:52.143 align:center It's not an Airbnb. It's a B&B. 00:05:52.226 --> 00:05:54.270 align:center Like a bed and breakfast that I could run. 00:05:54.354 --> 00:05:56.147 align:center -Newhart shit. -Okay, cool. 00:05:56.230 --> 00:05:57.523 align:center Well, have fun. 00:05:57.607 --> 00:05:59.108 align:center Tell me how your life goes. 00:06:00.193 --> 00:06:01.569 align:center Wait, are you mad? 00:06:01.652 --> 00:06:03.029 align:center Well, I'm not psyched. 00:06:03.112 --> 00:06:06.574 align:center You're planning a new Airbnb life down the shore without me. 00:06:06.657 --> 00:06:07.992 align:center It's not "air." 00:06:08.493 --> 00:06:10.787 align:center And it's not without you. 00:06:10.870 --> 00:06:12.663 align:center All right, this isn't happening tomorrow. 00:06:12.747 --> 00:06:17.001 align:center There's gotta be loans and inspections and before any of that, 00:06:17.085 --> 00:06:19.837 align:center I need to talk to Danny and see if he's even into it. 00:06:19.921 --> 00:06:22.006 align:center Oh, well, that makes sense, 'cause Danny's your husband 00:06:22.090 --> 00:06:24.592 align:center and I'm a cartoon frog that you hang out with. 00:06:26.302 --> 00:06:30.014 align:center I mean, do you really not see what's mean about planning a life without me? 00:06:30.098 --> 00:06:32.975 align:center You're the one who wanted us to do our own thing. 00:06:33.059 --> 00:06:34.811 align:center Yeah, I meant we get off each other's backs, 00:06:34.894 --> 00:06:37.647 align:center not like we need an E-Z Pass to go see each other. 00:06:37.730 --> 00:06:39.857 align:center I don't think slamming drawers is healthy. 00:06:40.441 --> 00:06:41.692 align:center I am not mad. 00:06:41.776 --> 00:06:45.071 align:center I am thinking while closing drawers that are sticky. 00:06:46.447 --> 00:06:49.951 align:center Jack, Danny does this for a living, right? 00:06:50.034 --> 00:06:53.996 align:center This binder is just a bunch of shit I printed off Getty Images 00:06:54.080 --> 00:06:56.040 align:center until Danny either likes it or doesn't. 00:06:56.124 --> 00:06:59.419 align:center Yeah, or worse, until Danny likes it then doesn't. 00:07:00.128 --> 00:07:03.673 align:center Big idea Jones changes his mind about what he wants every two weeks. 00:07:09.303 --> 00:07:10.680 align:center I-I'm sorry. 00:07:10.763 --> 00:07:12.557 align:center Bet he'll like it. 00:07:19.397 --> 00:07:20.356 align:center Ah. 00:07:20.440 --> 00:07:21.899 align:center There you are. 00:07:21.983 --> 00:07:24.777 align:center What time do you have to be in Brooklyn for your vegan Friendsgiving? 00:07:24.861 --> 00:07:27.530 align:center It's not vegan. You're adding that in for no reason. 00:07:27.613 --> 00:07:31.284 align:center -We'll probably leave in like an hour. -Think you'll be back tomorrow for pie? 00:07:31.367 --> 00:07:32.785 align:center I got two things of Cool Whip, 00:07:32.869 --> 00:07:35.037 align:center so we can just rawdog one straight from the container. 00:07:35.121 --> 00:07:36.747 align:center Oh, my God. Don't say "rawdog." 00:07:36.831 --> 00:07:38.499 align:center Is Zadie having fun? 00:07:39.083 --> 00:07:41.085 align:center You think she'll be back for Christmas? 00:07:42.211 --> 00:07:44.714 align:center Uh, I don't know about that. 00:07:45.339 --> 00:07:47.967 align:center My therapist has been saying 00:07:48.593 --> 00:07:53.681 align:center it's really good to change up holiday traditions after someone dies. 00:07:53.764 --> 00:07:54.891 align:center And 00:07:55.808 --> 00:07:56.684 align:center this house… 00:07:56.767 --> 00:07:58.728 align:center Yeah. It's hard. 00:08:00.188 --> 00:08:02.565 align:center There's just so many memories here. 00:08:02.648 --> 00:08:05.526 align:center Yeah, and they were all with Dad. 00:08:07.445 --> 00:08:08.738 align:center So, 00:08:09.864 --> 00:08:13.493 align:center my friends and I were talking about taking our own trip for Christmas. 00:08:13.576 --> 00:08:15.119 align:center Maybe volunteer. 00:08:15.203 --> 00:08:16.204 align:center Hmm. 00:08:17.163 --> 00:08:18.498 align:center I'm sorry. Is that okay? 00:08:18.581 --> 00:08:20.208 align:center Yeah, I know. I get it. 00:08:20.291 --> 00:08:21.792 align:center -Yeah. -Yeah. 00:08:21.876 --> 00:08:24.170 align:center Yes, definitely. For sure. 00:08:24.253 --> 00:08:26.005 align:center You should go somewhere too. 00:08:26.088 --> 00:08:28.758 align:center Like, um, sexy Christmas in Tokyo. 00:08:30.760 --> 00:08:33.721 align:center Honey, I am fine right here. 00:08:34.263 --> 00:08:36.265 align:center You don't worry about me, okay? 00:08:36.849 --> 00:08:37.683 align:center Okay. 00:08:38.643 --> 00:08:40.061 align:center -Thank you. -Okay. 00:08:41.229 --> 00:08:44.398 align:center -Love you. -Love you… more. 00:08:56.661 --> 00:08:59.705 align:center Hey, Gino. It's okay. It's okay, baby boy. 00:08:59.789 --> 00:09:00.957 align:center It's-- Aw. 00:09:01.040 --> 00:09:04.335 align:center Honey, why don't you just leave the crib in case you guys sleep over on Christmas? 00:09:04.418 --> 00:09:06.963 align:center Oh, thanks, but he's used to that one. 00:09:07.046 --> 00:09:10.341 align:center Somebody's pissed. Is he hungry? 00:09:10.424 --> 00:09:12.718 align:center No, I-I-I just gave him a bottle. 00:09:12.802 --> 00:09:14.637 align:center -Is his diaper wet? -Um… 00:09:15.304 --> 00:09:17.348 align:center No, no. It's still dry. Okay, okay! 00:09:18.015 --> 00:09:21.394 align:center Twinkle, twinkle, make it stop 00:09:21.477 --> 00:09:24.647 align:center Does he hate me? I feel like he just hates me so much right now. 00:09:24.730 --> 00:09:26.440 align:center Nobody hates anybody. 00:09:26.524 --> 00:09:29.151 align:center We're just doing some fussing. That's all. 00:09:29.235 --> 00:09:31.654 align:center We're just doing some fussing. Right? 00:09:31.737 --> 00:09:33.447 align:center Here we go. 00:09:33.531 --> 00:09:34.907 align:center Look at you! You're fussing! 00:09:34.991 --> 00:09:39.829 align:center Let's see, we still got ten fingers and ten toes. 00:09:39.912 --> 00:09:43.749 align:center And so far, so good. 00:09:43.833 --> 00:09:44.834 align:center And… 00:09:46.711 --> 00:09:48.087 align:center How… 00:09:49.130 --> 00:09:50.506 align:center This was in his butt. 00:09:51.215 --> 00:09:52.425 align:center Oh, my God. 00:09:52.508 --> 00:09:56.429 align:center No, it wasn't actually in his butt. Just near his butt… 00:09:57.096 --> 00:09:58.139 align:center hole. 00:09:59.056 --> 00:10:01.892 align:center Anne, if I had been by myself, he would've been like this for hours. 00:10:01.976 --> 00:10:02.977 align:center -Hours. -Oh. 00:10:05.021 --> 00:10:07.523 align:center Don't make me take the earring out of your butt. 00:10:10.901 --> 00:10:13.237 align:center You want me to help take down the crib? 00:10:14.322 --> 00:10:15.573 align:center Um… 00:10:15.656 --> 00:10:17.575 align:center Yeah, I don't know. Maybe later. 00:10:18.701 --> 00:10:20.119 align:center Sorry. 00:10:22.496 --> 00:10:24.290 align:center Wait, who has COVID? 00:10:25.082 --> 00:10:27.585 align:center I cannot get sick right before LoomFest. 00:10:27.668 --> 00:10:29.712 align:center No, no, no. No one has COVID, all right? 00:10:29.795 --> 00:10:32.632 align:center It's just a Pagano family Thanksgiving tradition 00:10:32.715 --> 00:10:34.675 align:center started by the late, great Nick Pagano. 00:10:34.759 --> 00:10:37.887 align:center Oh, and first prize is… 00:10:37.970 --> 00:10:39.138 align:center this bad boy. 00:10:39.639 --> 00:10:40.806 align:center Who's in? 00:10:40.890 --> 00:10:41.849 align:center -Lila. -Fuck. 00:10:41.932 --> 00:10:44.769 align:center Lila, come on. Can I put you down for a song? 00:10:44.852 --> 00:10:45.686 align:center Mm-mm. 00:10:45.770 --> 00:10:48.189 align:center You still know how to play "Riptide" on the ukulele? 00:10:48.272 --> 00:10:49.607 align:center No, I'm good, Uncle Jack. 00:10:49.690 --> 00:10:51.651 align:center All right, uh, anybody else? 00:10:51.734 --> 00:10:53.694 align:center It's a tradition here we do. 00:10:53.778 --> 00:10:56.197 align:center Come on, come on. Terry. 00:10:56.280 --> 00:10:59.659 align:center Can't believe I'm saying this, but, uh, let's bust out that guitar, huh? 00:10:59.742 --> 00:11:01.911 align:center Why would I have brought a guitar? 00:11:02.703 --> 00:11:03.537 align:center Well… 00:11:03.621 --> 00:11:04.705 align:center -Hey. -Oh, sorry. 00:11:10.586 --> 00:11:11.587 align:center Katherine! 00:11:11.670 --> 00:11:13.881 align:center Sorry, did I scare you? 00:11:13.964 --> 00:11:16.717 align:center No, wait-- Um, sit, actually. I wanted to talk to you. 00:11:16.801 --> 00:11:18.719 align:center Well, actually, I want to talk to you, too. 00:11:18.803 --> 00:11:20.513 align:center Oh, okay. Do you want to go first? 00:11:20.596 --> 00:11:23.891 align:center Hmm, you go first. Yeah. You go first. 00:11:23.974 --> 00:11:25.851 align:center Okay, ahem. 00:11:25.935 --> 00:11:29.105 align:center Okay, well, this is gonna sound like a zag-- 00:11:29.188 --> 00:11:30.940 align:center Claude and I are moving to Italy! 00:11:31.023 --> 00:11:32.483 align:center Sorry, I went first. 00:11:33.401 --> 00:11:34.276 align:center What? 00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:35.403 align:center Yeah. 00:11:35.903 --> 00:11:38.155 align:center That's why we rented that stupid little car, 00:11:38.239 --> 00:11:41.867 align:center 'cause that's what we'll need when we live in Claude's mountain village. 00:11:41.951 --> 00:11:43.452 align:center Mountain village? 00:11:43.536 --> 00:11:44.954 align:center I know! 00:11:45.037 --> 00:11:46.747 align:center When Claude first said it, I thought, 00:11:46.831 --> 00:11:50.084 align:center "What, am I gonna to have to put on skis every time I need to get toilet paper?" 00:11:51.794 --> 00:11:53.129 align:center But then, 00:11:53.754 --> 00:11:57.758 align:center we'd be closer to his family, you know, since we've always lived near mine. 00:11:59.593 --> 00:12:01.262 align:center It's big, I know. 00:12:02.555 --> 00:12:04.682 align:center Come on. What do you think? 00:12:06.809 --> 00:12:10.813 align:center Okay, well, if this is your latest thing, fine. 00:12:10.896 --> 00:12:13.858 align:center Uh, what do you mean, "my latest thing"? 00:12:13.941 --> 00:12:15.901 align:center Do you not see that you keep doing this? 00:12:16.819 --> 00:12:18.863 align:center You retile a kitchen for no reason. 00:12:18.946 --> 00:12:21.282 align:center And Patrizia, we all know how that turned out. 00:12:21.949 --> 00:12:24.910 align:center You were emailing surrogates three months ago. 00:12:24.994 --> 00:12:26.871 align:center Hey, madam, return to your lane. 00:12:26.954 --> 00:12:28.456 align:center No, okay, I'm sorry, okay. 00:12:28.956 --> 00:12:30.458 align:center But you asked me what I thought, 00:12:30.541 --> 00:12:32.168 align:center and you know I would never lie to you. 00:12:32.251 --> 00:12:37.047 align:center I mean, do you see yourself yodeling on an alp for the rest of your life? 00:12:37.631 --> 00:12:38.757 align:center Katherine. 00:12:38.841 --> 00:12:39.842 align:center Stop. 00:12:40.843 --> 00:12:42.678 align:center Claude really wants this. 00:12:45.139 --> 00:12:47.641 align:center And you're getting cold feet, and that's why you're fighting, 00:12:47.725 --> 00:12:49.518 align:center and that's why you asked me what I thought. 00:12:57.735 --> 00:13:00.279 align:center I'm gonna go remind Anne to put out both kinds of olives. 00:13:00.362 --> 00:13:02.865 align:center Yeah, you really should go fucking do that. 00:13:09.663 --> 00:13:12.666 align:center -Hey, did you talk to Danny? -Uh, kind of. 00:13:12.750 --> 00:13:16.337 align:center -How do you "kinda" talk to someone? -It was complicated. Don't worry about it. 00:13:16.420 --> 00:13:18.964 align:center Wait, come on, I feel shitty about earlier. 00:13:19.048 --> 00:13:21.842 align:center Can we just not freeball for a second? What happened? 00:13:21.926 --> 00:13:24.470 align:center Jack, it is the middle of Thanksgiving. 00:13:24.553 --> 00:13:29.391 align:center Does everyone here need a one-act play about our communication skills? I am fine. 00:13:35.689 --> 00:13:40.653 align:center Hey. We're trying to leave, but there's, like, a food delivery robot in the way. 00:13:41.654 --> 00:13:43.322 align:center That's my car. 00:14:04.552 --> 00:14:06.136 align:center Okay. 00:14:07.096 --> 00:14:08.430 align:center And… 00:14:09.682 --> 00:14:11.016 align:center Son of a bitch. 00:14:14.019 --> 00:14:17.106 align:center Goddammit! You Italian piece of shit! 00:14:17.189 --> 00:14:18.774 align:center Are you talking about me? 00:14:18.858 --> 00:14:21.068 align:center No, I… 00:14:22.486 --> 00:14:23.821 align:center It's this car. 00:14:23.904 --> 00:14:26.031 align:center Why doesn't it know I'm good at everything? 00:14:26.115 --> 00:14:28.659 align:center Is it just the car? Really? 00:14:29.743 --> 00:14:33.372 align:center You've been stressed out all day. I think this is about the move. 00:14:34.957 --> 00:14:37.668 align:center I know how hard it is. I've been there, I've done it. 00:14:38.252 --> 00:14:39.086 align:center Yeah. 00:14:39.795 --> 00:14:43.340 align:center You know how long it took me to adjust to your disgusting food and language? 00:14:43.424 --> 00:14:44.508 align:center Hmm? 00:14:44.592 --> 00:14:45.593 align:center I know. 00:14:48.846 --> 00:14:51.557 align:center I only want to go to Italy if you're excited to go too. 00:14:55.853 --> 00:14:57.771 align:center Now get the fuck out so I can move the car. 00:15:02.401 --> 00:15:03.777 align:center -Come on. -Okay. 00:15:06.655 --> 00:15:07.865 align:center All right. 00:15:12.328 --> 00:15:13.287 align:center Hey! 00:15:17.708 --> 00:15:21.587 align:center It's okay. In Italy, we believe cars can touch a little bit. 00:15:39.730 --> 00:15:41.649 align:center You're quiet. You okay over there? 00:15:41.732 --> 00:15:43.651 align:center Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 00:15:43.734 --> 00:15:49.031 align:center Well, except I found a stuffing that has wild rice, raisins, and jalapeños in it. 00:15:49.114 --> 00:15:51.492 align:center Should I throw it out or call the police? 00:15:51.575 --> 00:15:53.077 align:center Oh. Hey, Anne. 00:15:53.619 --> 00:15:54.620 align:center Hey. 00:15:54.703 --> 00:15:59.083 align:center I just want to say thanks for inviting all of us with nowhere to go. 00:15:59.166 --> 00:16:02.336 align:center -It means the world. -That is so sweet, Terry. 00:16:02.878 --> 00:16:03.712 align:center You know, 00:16:03.796 --> 00:16:07.049 align:center some of my friends were ribbing me about inviting too many people. 00:16:07.633 --> 00:16:09.551 align:center Well, I think it's beautiful. 00:16:10.094 --> 00:16:12.554 align:center I have to say, I was a little shocked when I got your e-vite. 00:16:12.638 --> 00:16:15.391 align:center But then I'm like, "Terry, there's only one reason 00:16:15.474 --> 00:16:18.936 align:center why somebody would invite this many people to their house." 00:16:19.770 --> 00:16:22.439 align:center So many people that you can't hear your own thoughts. 00:16:23.023 --> 00:16:24.733 align:center And the reason is, Anne… 00:16:27.695 --> 00:16:28.988 align:center you've got a big heart. 00:16:31.115 --> 00:16:31.991 align:center Yes. 00:16:32.908 --> 00:16:33.742 align:center It… 00:16:35.202 --> 00:16:36.203 align:center That. 00:16:36.954 --> 00:16:40.290 align:center -Terry, go see if people want toothpicks. -Okay. 00:16:40.374 --> 00:16:42.668 align:center -Oh, Danny! -Uh-uh. Nope. 00:16:42.751 --> 00:16:43.836 align:center Alrighty. 00:16:43.919 --> 00:16:46.463 align:center -Kate, can I grab you for a second? -Yeah. 00:16:51.093 --> 00:16:52.469 align:center Danny, I'm sorry. 00:16:52.553 --> 00:16:53.470 align:center Look… 00:16:54.680 --> 00:16:56.348 align:center We are moving to Italy. 00:16:56.432 --> 00:16:58.892 align:center Yeah, and parts of it are scary. 00:16:58.976 --> 00:17:00.853 align:center And Claude and I will have dumb-ass fights 00:17:00.936 --> 00:17:03.397 align:center where I act like a little brat about a tiny car. 00:17:03.480 --> 00:17:06.024 align:center But I'm a little brat about a lot of things. 00:17:06.108 --> 00:17:07.901 align:center About the length of straight men's shorts. 00:17:07.985 --> 00:17:10.654 align:center Uh, when we enter a restaurant and a waiter says, "Welcome in." 00:17:11.822 --> 00:17:15.367 align:center The point is, this is our next chapter. 00:17:15.451 --> 00:17:19.872 align:center It's the next chapter that the man I love wants the most. 00:17:19.955 --> 00:17:21.331 align:center And I'm not gonna 00:17:22.708 --> 00:17:24.543 align:center let my bullshit fuck it up. 00:17:24.626 --> 00:17:25.502 align:center Yeah. 00:17:26.378 --> 00:17:29.298 align:center You sound sure. You could've said all that the first time. 00:17:34.178 --> 00:17:35.679 align:center So when do you go? 00:17:36.722 --> 00:17:37.556 align:center Two weeks. 00:17:39.099 --> 00:17:39.975 align:center Wow. 00:17:41.560 --> 00:17:45.856 align:center Okay, so you, my friend, are moving to Italy. 00:17:45.939 --> 00:17:46.774 align:center Yeah. 00:17:47.274 --> 00:17:48.525 align:center Congratulations. 00:17:49.610 --> 00:17:51.445 align:center I look forward to hearing you say, 00:17:51.528 --> 00:17:53.989 align:center "It's 3:00 p.m., why the fuck is everything closed?" 00:18:01.663 --> 00:18:04.208 align:center Don't let Jersey change you too much, little bro. 00:18:04.291 --> 00:18:06.585 align:center I don't want to find a gold chain in your neck rolls. 00:18:06.668 --> 00:18:07.878 align:center Oh. 00:18:07.961 --> 00:18:11.423 align:center Well, actually, I think we might hold off on New Jersey for a second. 00:18:11.507 --> 00:18:13.717 align:center Yeah, I think we might stick around here for the holidays. 00:18:13.801 --> 00:18:14.635 align:center Seriously? 00:18:14.718 --> 00:18:16.887 align:center Yeah! Your mom kind of hinted we could stay. 00:18:16.970 --> 00:18:21.600 align:center Okay. Just maybe try to move out before you're fully Grey-Gardensing. 00:18:21.683 --> 00:18:23.352 align:center No, I say that with love. 00:18:23.435 --> 00:18:25.437 align:center Yes, I-I deeply appreciate that. 00:18:25.521 --> 00:18:27.022 align:center -Yeah. -No Grey Gardens for us. 00:18:27.106 --> 00:18:28.857 align:center Okay. 00:18:28.941 --> 00:18:29.775 align:center -Hi. -Heading out? 00:18:29.858 --> 00:18:31.443 align:center -Yeah. Love you. -Love you. 00:18:31.527 --> 00:18:32.611 align:center -Mm. -Be safe. 00:18:32.694 --> 00:18:34.071 align:center Thank you. I'll send pics. 00:18:34.154 --> 00:18:36.281 align:center -Thanksgiving bib. -Bye. 00:18:37.032 --> 00:18:38.784 align:center How cute is this bib? 00:18:38.867 --> 00:18:39.910 align:center Thanksgiving bib. 00:18:39.993 --> 00:18:41.995 align:center -Dinner's ready. -Oh, great! 00:18:42.079 --> 00:18:44.331 align:center -Whatever. -Better, yes. 00:18:45.666 --> 00:18:48.043 align:center -Wow! -I so big! 00:18:48.627 --> 00:18:50.546 align:center All right, the turkey's ready. 00:18:50.629 --> 00:18:51.797 align:center Oh! 00:18:51.880 --> 00:18:54.258 align:center -Finally. -Oh. Um… 00:18:54.341 --> 00:18:56.468 align:center Jack, you can sit here. I'll go sit at the card table. 00:18:56.552 --> 00:18:57.928 align:center No, no, no, no, you stay. 00:18:58.011 --> 00:19:00.848 align:center I'm happy to sit at the, uh, card table. 00:19:00.931 --> 00:19:02.391 align:center -Yeah. -Thank you. 00:19:04.309 --> 00:19:05.519 align:center -Hi. -Oh, hi! 00:19:05.602 --> 00:19:07.729 align:center -Thank you. -Park it here. Turkey party. 00:19:07.813 --> 00:19:09.022 align:center All right. 00:19:09.106 --> 00:19:10.732 align:center Oh, wow. 00:19:10.816 --> 00:19:13.193 align:center Hey, uh, have any of you seen Kate? 00:19:13.944 --> 00:19:15.320 align:center No. 00:19:16.989 --> 00:19:19.491 align:center So, Jeff, you work at ShopRite with Rita? 00:19:19.575 --> 00:19:20.659 align:center Mm-mm. 00:19:21.743 --> 00:19:23.495 align:center Uh, excuse me. 00:19:27.207 --> 00:19:28.792 align:center Kate? 00:19:31.461 --> 00:19:33.505 align:center Hey. What happened? 00:19:34.006 --> 00:19:36.800 align:center Is this about Danny? What'd he say? 00:19:36.884 --> 00:19:39.469 align:center No, it doesn't matter. I'm fine. Go. 00:19:39.553 --> 00:19:41.054 align:center No, Kate, come on. You're crying. 00:19:41.638 --> 00:19:43.599 align:center I talked to Danny, and… 00:19:43.682 --> 00:19:45.601 align:center It's too much to explain. 00:19:46.185 --> 00:19:48.061 align:center Wait, was he snarky about it? 00:19:48.145 --> 00:19:51.523 align:center This Thanksgiving is fucked up enough without the core group turning on each-- 00:19:51.607 --> 00:19:55.110 align:center What are you talking about core group? We're not the fucking Goonies. 00:19:57.112 --> 00:19:59.281 align:center Wait, why'd you throw out the Airbnb-- 00:19:59.364 --> 00:20:02.659 align:center It's not "air" and it's not happening. Go out. Go! 00:20:08.457 --> 00:20:10.167 align:center Hey. Danny. 00:20:10.250 --> 00:20:11.210 align:center Hey. 00:20:11.627 --> 00:20:13.420 align:center Were you a wang about the binder? 00:20:14.004 --> 00:20:15.297 align:center -What? -What? 00:20:15.380 --> 00:20:18.008 align:center Were you a wang about the binder? 00:20:19.092 --> 00:20:19.927 align:center What? 00:20:20.802 --> 00:20:22.971 align:center Kate's B&B, not "air." 00:20:23.055 --> 00:20:26.433 align:center Were you mean about the binder of it? 00:20:27.517 --> 00:20:28.936 align:center Are you having a stroke? 00:20:29.478 --> 00:20:30.646 align:center Am I having a stroke? 00:20:30.729 --> 00:20:32.272 align:center -Are you okay? -You need to calm down. 00:20:32.356 --> 00:20:34.608 align:center No, no, no. He needs to answer me. All right? 00:20:34.691 --> 00:20:36.526 align:center Kate is upstairs right now, sobbing! 00:20:36.610 --> 00:20:38.320 align:center Stop telling him! 00:20:38.403 --> 00:20:41.073 align:center Look, you don't want to do the bed and breakfast, fine. 00:20:41.156 --> 00:20:43.825 align:center -But you didn't have to hurt her. -What bed and breakfast? 00:20:43.909 --> 00:20:46.328 align:center All I said was that we're moving to Italy. 00:20:46.411 --> 00:20:47.621 align:center What? 00:20:47.704 --> 00:20:49.623 align:center -You're moving to Italy? -Yes. 00:20:49.706 --> 00:20:52.125 align:center Oh, so what, just fuck the core group? 00:20:52.209 --> 00:20:54.336 align:center -Is that-- -Stop saying "core group." 00:20:54.419 --> 00:20:57.255 align:center Jack, you need to take a deep breath. 00:20:57.339 --> 00:21:00.467 align:center You're approaching "woman who needs to be duct taped to her plane seat" territory. 00:21:00.550 --> 00:21:02.010 align:center Jack, stop it. 00:21:02.094 --> 00:21:06.264 align:center Wait, why are you carving the turkey before we say what we're all thankful for? 00:21:06.348 --> 00:21:08.141 align:center What, this is the turkey? 00:21:08.809 --> 00:21:11.770 align:center Oh, I thought it was a little side turkey for, like, me and Ramona. 00:21:12.354 --> 00:21:16.024 align:center Okay, you know what? It's canceled. Thanksgiving is canceled. 00:21:16.108 --> 00:21:17.776 align:center -No! -Jack! 00:21:17.859 --> 00:21:20.779 align:center No one has any gratitude for anyone else here. 00:21:20.862 --> 00:21:23.532 align:center Fuck it. I'm done being the only one who gives a shit! 00:21:26.785 --> 00:21:29.204 align:center -Jack, no! -What the hell? 00:21:30.080 --> 00:21:31.456 align:center Are you okay? 00:21:32.207 --> 00:21:33.625 align:center What the-- 00:21:33.709 --> 00:21:34.876 align:center Oh. 00:21:34.960 --> 00:21:36.336 align:center Your marathon. 00:21:55.731 --> 00:21:59.151 align:center And I thank you, and I appreciate you, and I love you, and drive safe. 00:22:01.528 --> 00:22:02.863 align:center Are you okay? 00:22:02.946 --> 00:22:04.990 align:center I'm sorry he called you a wong. 00:22:05.073 --> 00:22:05.991 align:center -A wong? -A wag. 00:22:06.074 --> 00:22:07.534 align:center -It's a wang. -What is the wang? 00:22:07.617 --> 00:22:10.996 align:center Don't even worry about it. I'm fine. Although I have been a wang. 00:22:12.080 --> 00:22:13.498 align:center I'm sorry about today. 00:22:14.332 --> 00:22:17.753 align:center I'm excited to go with you to Italy. I'm so excited. 00:22:17.836 --> 00:22:21.048 align:center And if it makes you happy, I'll get an even smaller car when we get there. 00:22:21.131 --> 00:22:24.176 align:center I can drive with my head popping out of the sunroof. 00:22:26.219 --> 00:22:27.095 align:center Okay. 00:22:27.971 --> 00:22:28.805 align:center Ciao! 00:22:48.658 --> 00:22:49.743 align:center Okay. 00:22:50.911 --> 00:22:51.787 align:center Come on. 00:22:52.996 --> 00:22:54.581 align:center Oh. 00:22:56.625 --> 00:23:00.837 align:center Why are these things' two modes, broken umbrella and bear trap? 00:23:01.379 --> 00:23:03.673 align:center I brought you some leftovers for the weekend, 00:23:03.757 --> 00:23:06.301 align:center and the meat is rotisserie chicken from my fridge. 00:23:06.385 --> 00:23:08.345 align:center I promise it is not dirt turkey. 00:23:09.346 --> 00:23:10.680 align:center Thanks. 00:23:15.811 --> 00:23:16.895 align:center I, uh… 00:23:17.729 --> 00:23:20.232 align:center I was thinking of maybe taking you up on your offer 00:23:20.315 --> 00:23:22.317 align:center to stay just a little bit longer. 00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:23.652 align:center I know you were. 00:23:24.694 --> 00:23:25.862 align:center But I am kicking you out. 00:23:27.364 --> 00:23:29.074 align:center Uh, what? 00:23:29.157 --> 00:23:32.619 align:center You are ready for this, and you are good at it, Ginny. 00:23:32.702 --> 00:23:35.956 align:center Okay, um, yeah, but what if I fuck up and you're not there to help me? 00:23:36.039 --> 00:23:37.999 align:center Yeah. It's okay to fuck up. 00:23:38.083 --> 00:23:40.168 align:center It is literally how you get better at it. 00:23:41.044 --> 00:23:42.796 align:center I just hate seeing you doubt yourself. 00:23:42.879 --> 00:23:45.924 align:center Because once you invite that voice into your head, 00:23:46.007 --> 00:23:48.635 align:center the one that tells you that you can't do anything, 00:23:49.886 --> 00:23:52.097 align:center it is really hard to evict that fucker. 00:23:55.475 --> 00:23:57.352 align:center You got to trust me on that one. 00:23:59.271 --> 00:24:00.188 align:center Okay. 00:24:02.107 --> 00:24:03.150 align:center Mm. 00:24:07.821 --> 00:24:11.450 align:center Okay. I got to get one last hit off of this good stuff. 00:24:11.533 --> 00:24:12.617 align:center Yeah, get in there. 00:24:12.701 --> 00:24:16.663 align:center I got to get one last hit off of this good stuff. 00:24:16.746 --> 00:24:18.582 align:center That's a boy. 00:24:20.500 --> 00:24:21.835 align:center That's a boy. 00:24:32.596 --> 00:24:34.306 align:center Does Anne need her peas back? 00:24:34.806 --> 00:24:35.682 align:center Let me see it. 00:24:40.228 --> 00:24:42.355 align:center What were you thinking? 00:24:42.439 --> 00:24:44.274 align:center I mean, isn't it obvious? 00:24:44.357 --> 00:24:48.445 align:center I wanted to ruin Thanksgiving and the marathon I worked all year on. 00:24:49.154 --> 00:24:52.491 align:center I definitely wasn't worried about my crying wife who won't talk to me. 00:24:52.574 --> 00:24:55.118 align:center Oh, it's my fault? That's why you kicked dinner across the yard. 00:24:55.202 --> 00:24:57.370 align:center I fucked up, okay? I'm… 00:24:58.163 --> 00:24:59.581 align:center It's okay. 00:25:00.624 --> 00:25:02.626 align:center -You're gonna be okay. -No. 00:25:02.709 --> 00:25:04.503 align:center I'm really sorry. I mean, I… 00:25:05.212 --> 00:25:06.254 align:center Me too. 00:25:06.755 --> 00:25:11.551 align:center Just think of the amazing story you gave Ramona for LoomFest. 00:25:13.512 --> 00:25:14.513 align:center God. 00:25:15.597 --> 00:25:19.518 align:center Been married like a billion years. How are we still so bad at this? 00:25:20.560 --> 00:25:21.478 align:center I don't know. 00:25:22.312 --> 00:25:27.108 align:center But, you know, maybe growing further apart on purpose was a stupid idea. 00:25:27.192 --> 00:25:28.443 align:center Hmm. 00:25:35.659 --> 00:25:37.744 align:center Okay, kiddo. 00:25:37.827 --> 00:25:41.164 align:center Okay, it's just you and me now. Yeah. 00:25:41.248 --> 00:25:45.377 align:center How'd you like to Grey Gardens with me for the next 18 to 40 years? 00:25:46.127 --> 00:25:47.671 align:center That's a yes. Okay. 00:27:02.370 --> 00:27:03.204 align:center Annie! 00:27:04.414 --> 00:27:05.248 align:center Annie! a yes. Okay.