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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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What are all these cars?

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Oh, just a few strays
that didn't have anywhere to go.

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It's not that many people.

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That's Lila and her girlfriend Zadie,
and Derek and Eric.

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Rita from my ShopRite.

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Jim, Megan, Aaron.
I think that's Tom and Tommy.

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Okay, honey. Take this in.
We're gonna be here for a while.

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No, it's not that many people.

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And that one's Ginny.
She's pretty much all packed up.

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Oh. How you doing with that?

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I'm good.

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It was good to have them here.
But, you know, it's time.

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I've gotta get my house back to myself.
Where's Jack?

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Oh, he's driving up separately.

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Yeah, he's doing one of his
last long runs before next week,

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and I didn't feel like waiting for him.

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Hmm.

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We've been trying to let each other
do our own thing more lately.

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We're freeballing it.

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Okay. Sounds gross.

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Whose car is that?

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I don't know. It's just so wittle.

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Who do I know that's wittle?

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Happy Thanksgiving!

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Did you borrow that car from Polly Pocket?

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Guys, careful where you park that thing
'cause the baby might choke on it.

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But for real, if we drip water on it,
will it get bigger?

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Fuck y'all!

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Who are all these fucking people?

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Hello. Hi, hi, hi!

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Oh! Lila!

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Hi.

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You must be Zadie.

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Hi.

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Hi.

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-Happy Thanksgiving.
-Happy Thanksgiving. Good to see you.

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-Red or white?
-Talk to the boss.

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-Red, please.
-Oh.

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He got so big.

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-Yeah, he's multiplying.
-Happy Thanksgiving!

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-Aw, you got big too.
-Hi. He's so big!

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Wonderful.

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I'll drink this
and my mood will change as follows.

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Quiet rage.

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Mostly rude.

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Flirty. Still rude.

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And finally,
a return to me being adorable.

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Let the journey begin.

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Hmm.

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I wanted us to try an Italian car,
but then he hates it.

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You know why?
'Cause he cannot drive stick.

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Because I live in the present.

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I also don't take steam trains
or listen to the phonograph while I jog!

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Anyway, the reason why we wanted that car

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is because we've been talking
about our next chapter, and--

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Don't tell them.

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Happy Thanksgiving, everybody!

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Hey!

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So many people.

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-Hey, Jack!
-Looking hot!

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Well, congratulations on becoming
a state trooper, by the way.

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-Talk to me about the look.
-Don't worry, I brought a sweater.

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-I do not care.
-Haven't you heard? They're freeballing?

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-Mm-hmm, yeah.
-What?

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-Thank you.
-Put that in immediately.

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We hacked marriage.

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You know, she lets me look like this,

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and I don't say anything
when she wears her big mama underwear.

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Yeah, and we don't have endless
arguments about what's for dinner anymore.

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I can have Triscuits and cottage cheese,

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and he can order a meatball sub
from that place where I saw a rat once.

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-Jack, isn't your marathon next week?
-Yes, Team Nick.

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You know, I've been thinking
about him a lot this week.

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Oh, yeah. He used to love Thanksgiving.

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Remember he spent a fortune on that, um,

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uh, stupid turkey sword thing?

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-Oh, no.
-It was an old English carving blade.

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And I have it right here.

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No way.

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-Aw.
-Yeah.

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We're doing all his old traditions,
'cause that's what he would've wanted.

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You know, just the people he loved
the most together in one--

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-Terry alert! Terry approaching!
-Shut up!

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-Terry is here, everybody.
-Terry is here.

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-Say hi to Terry. Make yourself at home.
-Hi, Terry.

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All right then. Pants coming off.

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Whoops. Whoops.

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Oh, Ramona…

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This is my hot tub crew

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-Hi, happy Thanksgiving.
-Happy Thanksgiving.

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This is Ramona.
She makes handcrafted looms.

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-Oh, okay.
-So you're a weaver?

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No, I make looms.

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Happy Thanksgiving. Ugh!

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My hat.

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"Talk to the boss."

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It was a long ride
in an uncomfortable car.

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My hat got smushed.

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Okay, but is it just about the car?

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Why didn't you let me
tell them about our plans?

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Are you changing your mind?

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No, it just wasn't the right moment.

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I'll tell them.

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Okay.

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Let me see.

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I can't do this
without my haberdashery tools.

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Why did Anne invite all these randos?

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I didn't get a big enough turkey.

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Terry and Ramona are gonna throw off
the vibes of the talent show.

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Maybe their talent could be grinding
conversation to a halt.

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Hmm, what's all this?

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Oh, that is the little business plan
for the place down the shore.

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What do you think?

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Well, I think
when you mentioned doing an Airbnb,

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I didn't realize you were, like,
"make a whole binder" serious about it.

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It's not an Airbnb. It's a B&B.

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Like a bed and breakfast that I could run.

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-Newhart shit.
-Okay, cool.

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Well, have fun.

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Tell me how your life goes.

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Wait, are you mad?

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Well, I'm not psyched.

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You're planning a new Airbnb life
down the shore without me.

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It's not "air."

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And it's not without you.

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All right, this isn't happening tomorrow.

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There's gotta be loans and inspections
and before any of that,

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I need to talk to Danny
and see if he's even into it.

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Oh, well, that makes sense,
'cause Danny's your husband

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and I'm a cartoon frog
that you hang out with.

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I mean, do you really not see what's mean
about planning a life without me?

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You're the one
who wanted us to do our own thing.

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Yeah, I meant
we get off each other's backs,

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not like we need an E-Z Pass
to go see each other.

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I don't think slamming drawers is healthy.

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I am not mad.

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I am thinking
while closing drawers that are sticky.

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Jack, Danny does this for a living, right?

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This binder is just a bunch of shit
I printed off Getty Images

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until Danny either likes it or doesn't.

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Yeah, or worse,
until Danny likes it then doesn't.

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Big idea Jones changes his mind
about what he wants every two weeks.

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I-I'm sorry.

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Bet he'll like it.

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Ah.

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There you are.

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What time do you have to be in Brooklyn
for your vegan Friendsgiving?

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It's not vegan.
You're adding that in for no reason.

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-We'll probably leave in like an hour.
-Think you'll be back tomorrow for pie?

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I got two things of Cool Whip,

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so we can just rawdog one
straight from the container.

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Oh, my God. Don't say "rawdog."

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Is Zadie having fun?

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You think she'll be back for Christmas?

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Uh, I don't know about that.

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My therapist has been saying

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it's really good to change up
holiday traditions after someone dies.

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And

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this house…

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Yeah. It's hard.

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There's just so many memories here.

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Yeah, and they were all with Dad.

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So,

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my friends and I were talking
about taking our own trip for Christmas.

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Maybe volunteer.

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Hmm.

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I'm sorry. Is that okay?

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Yeah, I know. I get it.

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-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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Yes, definitely. For sure.

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You should go somewhere too.

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Like, um, sexy Christmas in Tokyo.

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Honey, I am fine right here.

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You don't worry about me, okay?

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Okay.

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-Thank you.
-Okay.

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-Love you.
-Love you… more.

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Hey, Gino. It's okay. It's okay, baby boy.

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It's-- Aw.

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Honey, why don't you just leave the crib
in case you guys sleep over on Christmas?

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Oh, thanks, but he's used to that one.

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Somebody's pissed. Is he hungry?

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No, I-I-I just gave him a bottle.

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-Is his diaper wet?
-Um…

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No, no. It's still dry. Okay, okay!

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Twinkle, twinkle, make it stop

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Does he hate me? I feel like
he just hates me so much right now.

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Nobody hates anybody.

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We're just doing some fussing.
That's all.

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We're just doing some fussing. Right?

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Here we go.

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Look at you! You're fussing!

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Let's see, we still got
ten fingers and ten toes.

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And so far, so good.

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And…

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How…

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This was in his butt.

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Oh, my God.

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No, it wasn't actually in his butt.
Just near his butt…

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hole.

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Anne, if I had been by myself,
he would've been like this for hours.

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-Hours.
-Oh.

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Don't make me
take the earring out of your butt.

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You want me to help take down the crib?

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Um…

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Yeah, I don't know. Maybe later.

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Sorry.

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Wait, who has COVID?

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I cannot get sick right before LoomFest.

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No, no, no. No one has COVID, all right?

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It's just a Pagano family
Thanksgiving tradition

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started by the late, great Nick Pagano.

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Oh, and first prize is…

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this bad boy.

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Who's in?

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-Lila.
-Fuck.

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Lila, come on.
Can I put you down for a song?

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Mm-mm.

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You still know how to play "Riptide"
on the ukulele?

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No, I'm good, Uncle Jack.

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All right, uh, anybody else?

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It's a tradition here we do.

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Come on, come on. Terry.

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Can't believe I'm saying this,
but, uh, let's bust out that guitar, huh?

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Why would I have brought a guitar?

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Well…

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-Hey.
-Oh, sorry.

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Katherine!

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Sorry, did I scare you?

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No, wait-- Um, sit, actually.
I wanted to talk to you.

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Well, actually,
I want to talk to you, too.

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Oh, okay. Do you want to go first?

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Hmm, you go first. Yeah. You go first.

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Okay, ahem.

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Okay, well,
this is gonna sound like a zag--

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Claude and I are moving to Italy!

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Sorry, I went first.

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What?

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Yeah.

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That's why we rented
that stupid little car,

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'cause that's what we'll need
when we live in Claude's mountain village.

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Mountain village?

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I know!

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When Claude first said it, I thought,

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"What, am I gonna to have to put on skis
every time I need to get toilet paper?"

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But then,

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we'd be closer to his family, you know,
since we've always lived near mine.

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It's big, I know.

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Come on. What do you think?

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Okay, well,
if this is your latest thing, fine.

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Uh, what do you mean, "my latest thing"?

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Do you not see that you keep doing this?

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You retile a kitchen for no reason.

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And Patrizia,
we all know how that turned out.

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You were emailing surrogates
three months ago.

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Hey, madam, return to your lane.

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No, okay, I'm sorry, okay.

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But you asked me what I thought,

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and you know I would never lie to you.

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I mean, do you see yourself yodeling
on an alp for the rest of your life?

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Katherine.

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Stop.

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Claude really wants this.

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And you're getting cold feet,
and that's why you're fighting,

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and that's why you asked me
what I thought.

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I'm gonna go remind Anne
to put out both kinds of olives.

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Yeah, you really should
go fucking do that.

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-Hey, did you talk to Danny?
-Uh, kind of.

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-How do you "kinda" talk to someone?
-It was complicated. Don't worry about it.

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Wait, come on,
I feel shitty about earlier.

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Can we just not freeball for a second?
What happened?

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Jack, it is the middle of Thanksgiving.

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Does everyone here need a one-act play
about our communication skills? I am fine.

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Hey. We're trying to leave, but there's,
like, a food delivery robot in the way.

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That's my car.

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Okay.

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And…

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Son of a bitch.

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Goddammit! You Italian piece of shit!

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Are you talking about me?

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No, I…

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It's this car.

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Why doesn't it know
I'm good at everything?

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Is it just the car? Really?

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You've been stressed out all day.
I think this is about the move.

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I know how hard it is.
I've been there, I've done it.

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Yeah.

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You know how long it took me to adjust
to your disgusting food and language?

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Hmm?

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I know.

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I only want to go to Italy
if you're excited to go too.

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Now get the fuck out
so I can move the car.

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-Come on.
-Okay.

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All right.

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Hey!

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It's okay. In Italy, we believe cars
can touch a little bit.

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You're quiet. You okay over there?

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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Well, except I found a stuffing that has
wild rice, raisins, and jalapeños in it.

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Should I throw it out or call the police?

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Oh. Hey, Anne.

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Hey.

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I just want to say thanks
for inviting all of us with nowhere to go.

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-It means the world.
-That is so sweet, Terry.

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You know,

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some of my friends were ribbing me
about inviting too many people.

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Well, I think it's beautiful.

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I have to say, I was a little shocked
when I got your e-vite.

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But then I'm like,
"Terry, there's only one reason

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why somebody would invite
this many people to their house."

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So many people that you can't
hear your own thoughts.

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And the reason is, Anne…

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you've got a big heart.

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Yes.

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It…

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That.

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-Terry, go see if people want toothpicks.
-Okay.

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-Oh, Danny!
-Uh-uh. Nope.

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Alrighty.

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-Kate, can I grab you for a second?
-Yeah.

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Danny, I'm sorry.

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Look…

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We are moving to Italy.

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Yeah, and parts of it are scary.

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And Claude and I will have dumb-ass fights

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where I act like a little brat
about a tiny car.

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But I'm a little brat
about a lot of things.

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About the length of straight men's shorts.

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Uh, when we enter a restaurant
and a waiter says, "Welcome in."

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The point is, this is our next chapter.

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It's the next chapter
that the man I love wants the most.

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And I'm not gonna

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let my bullshit fuck it up.

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Yeah.

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You sound sure.
You could've said all that the first time.

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So when do you go?

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Two weeks.

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Wow.

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Okay, so you, my friend,
are moving to Italy.

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Yeah.

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Congratulations.

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I look forward to hearing you say,

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"It's 3:00 p.m.,
why the fuck is everything closed?"

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Don't let Jersey
change you too much, little bro.

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I don't want to find
a gold chain in your neck rolls.

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Oh.

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Well, actually, I think we might
hold off on New Jersey for a second.

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Yeah, I think we might
stick around here for the holidays.

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Seriously?

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Yeah!
Your mom kind of hinted we could stay.

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Okay. Just maybe try to move out
before you're fully Grey-Gardensing.

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No, I say that with love.

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Yes, I-I deeply appreciate that.

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-Yeah.
-No Grey Gardens for us.

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Okay.

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-Hi.
-Heading out?

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-Yeah. Love you.
-Love you.

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-Mm.
-Be safe.

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Thank you. I'll send pics.

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-Thanksgiving bib.
-Bye.

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How cute is this bib?

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Thanksgiving bib.

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-Dinner's ready.
-Oh, great!

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-Whatever.
-Better, yes.

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-Wow!
-I so big!

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All right, the turkey's ready.

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Oh!

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-Finally.
-Oh. Um…

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Jack, you can sit here.
I'll go sit at the card table.

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No, no, no, no, you stay.

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I'm happy to sit at the, uh, card table.

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-Yeah.
-Thank you.

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-Hi.
-Oh, hi!

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-Thank you.
-Park it here. Turkey party.

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All right.

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Oh, wow.

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Hey, uh, have any of you seen Kate?

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No.

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So, Jeff, you work at ShopRite with Rita?

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Mm-mm.

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Uh, excuse me.

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Kate?

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Hey. What happened?

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Is this about Danny? What'd he say?

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No, it doesn't matter. I'm fine. Go.

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No, Kate, come on. You're crying.

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I talked to Danny, and…

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It's too much to explain.

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Wait, was he snarky about it?

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This Thanksgiving is fucked up enough
without the core group turning on each--

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What are you talking about core group?
We're not the fucking Goonies.

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Wait, why'd you throw out the Airbnb--

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It's not "air" and it's not happening.
Go out. Go!

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Hey. Danny.

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Hey.

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Were you a wang about the binder?

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-What?
-What?

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Were you a wang about the binder?

20:19.092 --> 20:19.927
What?

20:20.802 --> 20:22.971
Kate's B&B, not "air."

20:23.055 --> 20:26.433
Were you mean about the binder of it?

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Are you having a stroke?

20:29.478 --> 20:30.646
Am I having a stroke?

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-Are you okay?
-You need to calm down.

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No, no, no.
He needs to answer me. All right?

20:34.691 --> 20:36.526
Kate is upstairs right now, sobbing!

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Stop telling him!

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Look, you don't want to do
the bed and breakfast, fine.

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-But you didn't have to hurt her.
-What bed and breakfast?

20:43.909 --> 20:46.328
All I said was that we're moving to Italy.

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What?

20:47.704 --> 20:49.623
-You're moving to Italy?
-Yes.

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Oh, so what, just fuck the core group?

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-Is that--
-Stop saying "core group."

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Jack, you need to take a deep breath.

20:57.339 --> 21:00.467
You're approaching "woman who needs to be
duct taped to her plane seat" territory.

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Jack, stop it.

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Wait, why are you carving the turkey
before we say what we're all thankful for?

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What, this is the turkey?

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Oh, I thought it was a little side turkey
for, like, me and Ramona.

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Okay, you know what? It's canceled.
Thanksgiving is canceled.

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-No!
-Jack!

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No one has any gratitude
for anyone else here.

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Fuck it. I'm done being
the only one who gives a shit!

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-Jack, no!
-What the hell?

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Are you okay?

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What the--

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Oh.

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Your marathon.

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And I thank you, and I appreciate you,
and I love you, and drive safe.

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Are you okay?

22:02.946 --> 22:04.990
I'm sorry he called you a wong.

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-A wong?
-A wag.

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-It's a wang.
-What is the wang?

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Don't even worry about it. I'm fine.
Although I have been a wang.

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I'm sorry about today.

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I'm excited to go with you to Italy.
I'm so excited.

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And if it makes you happy, I'll get
an even smaller car when we get there.

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I can drive with my head
popping out of the sunroof.

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Okay.

22:27.971 --> 22:28.805
Ciao!

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Okay.

22:50.911 --> 22:51.787
Come on.

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Oh.

22:56.625 --> 23:00.837
Why are these things' two modes,
broken umbrella and bear trap?

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I brought you some leftovers
for the weekend,

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and the meat is rotisserie chicken
from my fridge.

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I promise it is not dirt turkey.

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Thanks.

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I, uh…

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I was thinking of maybe
taking you up on your offer

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to stay just a little bit longer.

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I know you were.

23:24.694 --> 23:25.862
But I am kicking you out.

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Uh, what?

23:29.157 --> 23:32.619
You are ready for this,
and you are good at it, Ginny.

23:32.702 --> 23:35.956
Okay, um, yeah, but what if I fuck up
and you're not there to help me?

23:36.039 --> 23:37.999
Yeah. It's okay to fuck up.

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It is literally how you get better at it.

23:41.044 --> 23:42.796
I just hate seeing you doubt yourself.

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Because once you invite
that voice into your head,

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the one that tells you
that you can't do anything,

23:49.886 --> 23:52.097
it is really hard to evict that fucker.

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You got to trust me on that one.

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Okay.

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Mm.

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Okay. I got to get one last hit
off of this good stuff.

24:11.533 --> 24:12.617
Yeah, get in there.

24:12.701 --> 24:16.663
I got to get
one last hit off of this good stuff.

24:16.746 --> 24:18.582
That's a boy.

24:20.500 --> 24:21.835
That's a boy.

24:32.596 --> 24:34.306
Does Anne need her peas back?

24:34.806 --> 24:35.682
Let me see it.

24:40.228 --> 24:42.355
What were you thinking?

24:42.439 --> 24:44.274
I mean, isn't it obvious?

24:44.357 --> 24:48.445
I wanted to ruin Thanksgiving
and the marathon I worked all year on.

24:49.154 --> 24:52.491
I definitely wasn't worried about
my crying wife who won't talk to me.

24:52.574 --> 24:55.118
Oh, it's my fault? That's why
you kicked dinner across the yard.

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I fucked up, okay? I'm…

24:58.163 --> 24:59.581
It's okay.

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-You're gonna be okay.
-No.

25:02.709 --> 25:04.503
I'm really sorry. I mean, I…

25:05.212 --> 25:06.254
Me too.

25:06.755 --> 25:11.551
Just think of the amazing story
you gave Ramona for LoomFest.

25:13.512 --> 25:14.513
God.

25:15.597 --> 25:19.518
Been married like a billion years.
How are we still so bad at this?

25:20.560 --> 25:21.478
I don't know.

25:22.312 --> 25:27.108
But, you know, maybe growing further apart
on purpose was a stupid idea.

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Hmm.

25:35.659 --> 25:37.744
Okay, kiddo.

25:37.827 --> 25:41.164
Okay, it's just you and me now. Yeah.

25:41.248 --> 25:45.377
How'd you like to Grey Gardens with me
for the next 18 to 40 years?

25:46.127 --> 25:47.671
That's a yes. Okay.

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Annie!

27:04.414 --> 27:05.248
Annie!
a yes. Okay.
