WEBVTT 00:01:19.329 --> 00:01:21.039 align:center Good, Gino. Drinking the whole… 00:01:21.122 --> 00:01:22.540 align:center Oh! 00:01:22.624 --> 00:01:24.000 align:center I just made one. 00:01:24.084 --> 00:01:26.377 align:center -I didn't know that you already-- -Oh, yeah, we're good. 00:01:26.461 --> 00:01:27.962 align:center It's a big milestone, actually, 00:01:28.046 --> 00:01:30.590 align:center 'cause this little guy slept through the night. 00:01:30.673 --> 00:01:33.218 align:center No! Good boy! 00:01:33.301 --> 00:01:38.056 align:center Well, five hours, but… Oh, it's amazing what a little extra sleep can do. 00:01:38.139 --> 00:01:39.390 align:center I feel so awake. 00:01:39.474 --> 00:01:41.851 align:center I also came up with, like, five business ideas. 00:01:42.435 --> 00:01:46.356 align:center One is for a fitness app that has a storytelling component. 00:01:46.439 --> 00:01:48.483 align:center And one's a fitness app that links with your aura. 00:01:48.566 --> 00:01:50.610 align:center And then one's a fitness app that, um… 00:01:51.319 --> 00:01:53.196 align:center Okay, you know what? I think they're all bad, 00:01:53.279 --> 00:01:55.365 align:center but I-- I feel really good. 00:01:55.448 --> 00:01:58.284 align:center Come on. You can burp for Mama. I don't know why he's not-- 00:01:58.368 --> 00:02:00.995 align:center -Here, let me try. -Yeah, um, okay. 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:04.624 align:center I can try it. I could try it. 00:02:05.458 --> 00:02:07.627 align:center Yes, we're gonna get this. 00:02:07.710 --> 00:02:09.337 align:center We're gonna get these burps out. 00:02:10.964 --> 00:02:12.924 align:center Oh! You got it. 00:02:13.007 --> 00:02:16.094 align:center Gino always saves his best burps for me. 00:02:16.177 --> 00:02:17.053 align:center Thank you. 00:02:17.137 --> 00:02:18.805 align:center Uh, so where-- where were you? 00:02:19.722 --> 00:02:21.224 align:center Oh, I, uh, went for a walk. 00:02:21.307 --> 00:02:24.102 align:center Oh, no, but in the middle of the night you weren't in bed. 00:02:25.353 --> 00:02:28.398 align:center Yeah. I, uh, slept outside. 00:02:29.107 --> 00:02:29.983 align:center I was really drunk, 00:02:30.066 --> 00:02:33.611 align:center so I just, like, basically passed out in the gutter outside the house. 00:02:33.695 --> 00:02:35.280 align:center What? Oh, my God! 00:02:35.363 --> 00:02:37.365 align:center No, that's a lie. 00:02:37.448 --> 00:02:39.367 align:center I had sex with a man. 00:02:39.450 --> 00:02:41.327 align:center Please don't tell anyone. 00:02:51.504 --> 00:02:53.173 align:center I need that house. Buy me that. 00:02:53.256 --> 00:02:54.883 align:center Good morning. 00:02:54.966 --> 00:02:57.051 align:center -Hey. Morning. -Hey, I'm making breakfast. 00:02:57.135 --> 00:02:59.679 align:center Just don't do that thing where you make one plate of eggs 00:02:59.762 --> 00:03:02.473 align:center and somehow 35 pots and pans get dirty in the process. 00:03:02.557 --> 00:03:04.601 align:center But then we can have fun washing dishes together! 00:03:04.684 --> 00:03:06.519 align:center I could snap the towel at your butt. 00:03:07.770 --> 00:03:09.522 align:center -Whoo! -Okay, we get it. 00:03:09.606 --> 00:03:11.774 align:center You had sex. It's gross. Grow up. 00:03:11.858 --> 00:03:14.110 align:center Are you gonna hang out with Mark today? 00:03:14.194 --> 00:03:18.156 align:center I don't know. I texted him, and he wrote back, "Can't. Family thing." 00:03:18.239 --> 00:03:20.033 align:center You think we weirded him out? 00:03:20.116 --> 00:03:24.245 align:center Yeah, he's probably had enough of us. I would leave it. I would just leave it. 00:03:24.329 --> 00:03:26.456 align:center Oh, no. We're out of eggs. I'll get more today. 00:03:26.539 --> 00:03:28.166 align:center Oh, don't bother. We're leaving tomorrow. 00:03:28.249 --> 00:03:29.375 align:center No, we leave Monday. 00:03:29.459 --> 00:03:31.085 align:center Yeah, it's Sunday. 00:03:35.340 --> 00:03:37.675 align:center What's happening? Are you… crying? 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:40.303 align:center I don't know, I just got sad all of a sudden. Sorry. 00:03:40.386 --> 00:03:41.429 align:center Oh, my God. Well, here. 00:03:41.512 --> 00:03:43.723 align:center -Don't touch me! It'll come out. -Okay. 00:03:43.806 --> 00:03:44.933 align:center I'm uncomfortable. 00:03:46.601 --> 00:03:48.686 align:center -What's going on? -Nothing. No, I just-- 00:03:48.770 --> 00:03:51.105 align:center I think I'm just sad that vacation's coming to an end. 00:03:51.189 --> 00:03:55.068 align:center You know, I don't want to go back to work and normal life and… 00:03:56.194 --> 00:03:57.153 align:center Our house? 00:03:57.904 --> 00:03:58.988 align:center You know what I mean. 00:03:59.072 --> 00:04:01.866 align:center We're just-- We're just having a lot of fun, and… 00:04:02.825 --> 00:04:04.202 align:center you're your old self here. 00:04:05.745 --> 00:04:08.623 align:center So it's not home. It's going home with me. 00:04:09.207 --> 00:04:11.334 align:center No, that is not… 00:04:12.502 --> 00:04:13.753 align:center what I… 00:04:13.836 --> 00:04:17.674 align:center Hey, this sentence is not making me feel better the slower you say it, 00:04:17.757 --> 00:04:19.008 align:center so I'm gonna go for a run. 00:04:19.092 --> 00:04:20.760 align:center I'll work on being less of a bummer. 00:04:21.636 --> 00:04:22.804 align:center Jack… 00:04:27.308 --> 00:04:30.520 align:center How? He didn't even cook anything. 00:04:34.148 --> 00:04:36.901 align:center Chic? Or Anne of Green Gable? 00:04:37.485 --> 00:04:39.654 align:center Chic because Anne of Green Gable. 00:04:39.737 --> 00:04:41.364 align:center Hey, guys. How's it going? 00:04:41.447 --> 00:04:43.283 align:center -Hey. -Is Jack home? 00:04:43.366 --> 00:04:45.076 align:center -Uh, he's out for a run. -Oh. Okay. 00:04:45.159 --> 00:04:48.079 align:center I-I took his vape by accident. Maybe you could give it back to him? 00:04:49.372 --> 00:04:52.583 align:center And also, there's something in here for Anne. 00:04:52.667 --> 00:04:55.837 align:center -Oh, she's home. Want me to get her? -No, no, I'm late for a family thing. 00:04:55.920 --> 00:04:57.755 align:center So see you later. 00:04:57.839 --> 00:04:58.965 align:center Bye. 00:05:04.762 --> 00:05:06.055 align:center Wait. 00:05:06.139 --> 00:05:07.265 align:center Wait. 00:05:07.890 --> 00:05:08.808 align:center Okay, now. 00:05:12.061 --> 00:05:13.604 align:center Did you know about this? 00:05:13.688 --> 00:05:15.356 align:center I did not know. 00:05:15.440 --> 00:05:17.483 align:center Oh, good for her! 00:05:19.777 --> 00:05:21.404 align:center She deserves to be a whore. 00:05:21.487 --> 00:05:24.073 align:center Oh, hey. Brenda just emailed. 00:05:24.657 --> 00:05:27.368 align:center "Checking in because another family wants me to be their surrogate, 00:05:27.452 --> 00:05:28.870 align:center but I loved meeting you guys." 00:05:28.953 --> 00:05:31.497 align:center She wants to know if we're still considering her. 00:05:32.540 --> 00:05:34.334 align:center I don't know. Are we? 00:05:34.417 --> 00:05:36.294 align:center I think so. I liked her. 00:05:37.754 --> 00:05:41.049 align:center -Should we tell her that we're in? -Let's talk about it when we are home. 00:05:41.132 --> 00:05:43.176 align:center We should never make a big decision on holiday. 00:05:43.259 --> 00:05:46.346 align:center That's how I came from Bermuda with the crystal statue of Cinderella. 00:05:46.429 --> 00:05:47.805 align:center -Come on. -Okay. 00:05:48.389 --> 00:05:51.142 align:center -Do you not want to do it? -I just want to keep talking about it. 00:05:51.225 --> 00:05:53.686 align:center If we keep talking about it, we'll never do it. 00:06:00.818 --> 00:06:02.028 align:center I know it's scary. 00:06:02.570 --> 00:06:04.072 align:center I'm nervous about it, too. 00:06:04.614 --> 00:06:07.825 align:center -At some point, we have to take the leap. -I don't want to do it. 00:06:11.162 --> 00:06:11.996 align:center What? 00:06:13.247 --> 00:06:14.457 align:center I'm sorry. 00:06:14.540 --> 00:06:17.043 align:center I've just been thinking about how much work kids are, 00:06:17.126 --> 00:06:19.128 align:center how tired new parents are. That-- 00:06:20.046 --> 00:06:22.465 align:center I worry we are too old. 00:06:22.548 --> 00:06:25.927 align:center We are not too old. You saw me at my high school reunion. 00:06:26.010 --> 00:06:29.180 align:center I looked like a celebrity at a charity event for bald, fat men. 00:06:31.140 --> 00:06:32.183 align:center Listen. 00:06:35.103 --> 00:06:36.562 align:center I know we could do it. 00:06:38.147 --> 00:06:40.691 align:center All I'm asking is, should we do it? 00:06:40.775 --> 00:06:41.651 align:center Yes. 00:06:44.195 --> 00:06:46.364 align:center Well, at this moment, I think no. 00:06:47.740 --> 00:06:49.826 align:center So we keep talking about it when we're home. 00:06:49.909 --> 00:06:52.286 align:center We'll figure it out. We always do. 00:06:52.370 --> 00:06:53.579 align:center See you later. 00:07:03.798 --> 00:07:04.841 align:center Mwah! 00:07:11.389 --> 00:07:13.683 align:center Go faster or let me ride in front of you. 00:07:13.766 --> 00:07:14.851 align:center No. 00:07:17.019 --> 00:07:17.854 align:center Danny! 00:07:20.565 --> 00:07:21.732 align:center Oh, shit. Okay. 00:07:21.816 --> 00:07:22.984 align:center Park my bike. 00:07:24.026 --> 00:07:25.528 align:center I hate this bit. 00:07:25.611 --> 00:07:27.405 align:center I'm not picking up your bike. 00:07:33.744 --> 00:07:34.620 align:center Ugh. 00:07:35.204 --> 00:07:36.247 align:center Wow! 00:07:37.165 --> 00:07:41.210 align:center Okay, 655 Ocean Lane! 00:07:42.003 --> 00:07:46.716 align:center Wow! I mean, the wallpaper is Midwest funeral home, 00:07:46.799 --> 00:07:50.428 align:center the storks can go fuck themselves, but the house! 00:07:50.511 --> 00:07:54.557 align:center Ha! If we were smart, we would buy it and turn it into a bed and breakfast. 00:07:54.640 --> 00:07:57.143 align:center Oh, I'm in. I will retire early and run it. 00:07:57.226 --> 00:07:58.769 align:center And then when our husbands die… 00:07:58.853 --> 00:08:00.563 align:center Claude, botched facelift. 00:08:00.646 --> 00:08:03.566 align:center Jack, perforated rectum from too many unnecessary colonoscopies. 00:08:03.649 --> 00:08:05.067 align:center We'll live here together. 00:08:06.527 --> 00:08:07.862 align:center Can we do it now? 00:08:07.945 --> 00:08:10.698 align:center Claude's pissing me off. 00:08:10.781 --> 00:08:12.909 align:center Oh, is it because of his bonnet? 00:08:12.992 --> 00:08:14.994 align:center The surrogate asked if we were still interested. 00:08:15.077 --> 00:08:17.413 align:center But now all of a sudden, Claude thinks that we're too old. 00:08:17.496 --> 00:08:20.166 align:center Oof! I mean, I get it. 00:08:20.249 --> 00:08:23.002 align:center No, bitch. You're supposed to say, "You're not too old. How dare he?" 00:08:23.085 --> 00:08:24.962 align:center I'm sorry. You are very young. 00:08:25.046 --> 00:08:27.298 align:center You-You-You told me who SZA was. 00:08:27.882 --> 00:08:30.927 align:center Do I know for sure, for sure, if we should do it? 00:08:31.010 --> 00:08:33.804 align:center No. But I do know we can't keep talking about it. 00:08:33.888 --> 00:08:37.141 align:center We're either never gonna do it, or we're gonna become two Tony Randalls 00:08:37.225 --> 00:08:40.102 align:center who feed our baby applesauce that we also eat. 00:08:42.647 --> 00:08:46.359 align:center Okay, if you're really having trouble making a decision… 00:08:46.442 --> 00:08:49.237 align:center -My therapist has a book. -No. Absolutely not. 00:08:49.320 --> 00:08:51.572 align:center -The Three Magic Questions. -I'll kill you in your sleep. 00:08:51.656 --> 00:08:54.742 align:center It really helped me decide whether I should do Invisalign for a third time. 00:08:54.825 --> 00:08:58.079 align:center -I decided, possibly at a later date. -There's nothing to decide. 00:08:58.162 --> 00:09:00.331 align:center At this point, we just need to push through. 00:09:00.414 --> 00:09:02.375 align:center Yes, you could push through, 00:09:02.458 --> 00:09:05.503 align:center or you could seriously consider Claude's concerns. 00:09:05.586 --> 00:09:08.464 align:center -Like, is this right for both of you, or… -Hi. Brenda? 00:09:09.423 --> 00:09:11.217 align:center We are definitely still interested. 00:09:11.300 --> 00:09:13.052 align:center What are you doing? 00:09:13.135 --> 00:09:14.178 align:center I'm pushing through. 00:09:29.360 --> 00:09:33.322 align:center Man, there is nothing like a long run and a dip in the ocean 00:09:33.406 --> 00:09:35.449 align:center to make you feel totally at peace. 00:09:35.533 --> 00:09:38.244 align:center Oh, dick, I swam with my wallet. 00:09:38.327 --> 00:09:41.247 align:center Hey, I think I'm gonna take the baby in for his first swim. 00:09:41.831 --> 00:09:43.958 align:center Oh, honey, he hasn't even had his shots yet. 00:09:44.041 --> 00:09:46.002 align:center You're gonna take him in a fish toilet? 00:09:46.586 --> 00:09:49.839 align:center I'm not gonna dunk him. I'm just gonna dip his little toes in. 00:09:49.922 --> 00:09:51.632 align:center My yogurt card. Shit. 00:09:51.716 --> 00:09:54.510 align:center Listen, you are the mom. 00:09:54.593 --> 00:09:56.220 align:center Whatever you think, it's fine. 00:09:56.304 --> 00:09:57.930 align:center It was fully punched out, too. Shit. 00:09:58.014 --> 00:10:00.349 align:center No, it's… It's probably a bad idea. 00:10:00.933 --> 00:10:01.767 align:center Wait, there's Mark. 00:10:02.435 --> 00:10:03.269 align:center Mark! 00:10:04.312 --> 00:10:06.230 align:center -Mark! -Just stop, Jack, please. 00:10:06.314 --> 00:10:09.150 align:center God, this is because of the swinger thing. Mark! 00:10:09.233 --> 00:10:10.151 align:center Come on, Jack. 00:10:10.234 --> 00:10:11.152 align:center Mark! 00:10:12.445 --> 00:10:13.404 align:center Mark! 00:10:13.487 --> 00:10:16.532 align:center Jack, it could be for many reasons. Perhaps stop screaming "Mark." 00:10:16.616 --> 00:10:18.117 align:center I gotta explain myself. 00:10:18.200 --> 00:10:19.368 align:center What? 00:10:20.953 --> 00:10:23.914 align:center Jack! Come back! Why?! 00:10:23.998 --> 00:10:26.000 align:center -Wait, is that the guy that you-- -Yes. 00:10:26.083 --> 00:10:27.209 align:center Shh! 00:10:29.378 --> 00:10:32.131 align:center -Hey, buddy, listen… -No, Jack, no. 00:10:33.424 --> 00:10:35.843 align:center Oh, my God! You did have a family thing. 00:10:35.926 --> 00:10:37.470 align:center Oh, I'm sorry! 00:10:38.929 --> 00:10:39.972 align:center Sorry! 00:10:41.849 --> 00:10:43.434 align:center Sorry, sorry. Congrats. 00:10:45.686 --> 00:10:47.980 align:center Well, catch us after! We're right over there. 00:10:51.484 --> 00:10:52.610 align:center Sorry again! 00:10:56.447 --> 00:10:59.575 align:center So, are you gonna tell me why you were crying this morning? 00:10:59.659 --> 00:11:01.035 align:center Oh! 00:11:01.118 --> 00:11:02.286 align:center I don't know. 00:11:03.704 --> 00:11:07.416 align:center Our house has just been kind of a bummer recently. 00:11:07.500 --> 00:11:09.085 align:center Because of the chevron backsplash? 00:11:09.669 --> 00:11:11.796 align:center Do not use your powers against me. 00:11:13.172 --> 00:11:18.052 align:center When I ask Jack if he's feeling better, he says yes, but something's off. 00:11:18.928 --> 00:11:20.471 align:center At night, he barely talks to me. 00:11:20.554 --> 00:11:23.766 align:center He just zones out on the couch watching SportsCenter. 00:11:24.350 --> 00:11:26.268 align:center Like when he's high or all the time? 00:11:26.352 --> 00:11:27.645 align:center Well, Jack doesn't get high. 00:11:29.480 --> 00:11:32.024 align:center Okay, not a big deal, but maybe a big deal for you. 00:11:32.942 --> 00:11:35.778 align:center Remember back in college when I took you to a Cypress Hill concert 00:11:35.861 --> 00:11:39.281 align:center and you asked me, "Do you think anyone here is on drugs?" 00:11:39.365 --> 00:11:41.659 align:center -Yeah. -Well… 00:11:46.038 --> 00:11:47.957 align:center Oh, no. What's on that thumb drive? 00:11:49.709 --> 00:11:51.502 align:center Oh, sweetheart. 00:11:52.712 --> 00:11:53.629 align:center I love these. 00:11:54.213 --> 00:11:55.339 align:center Hey, Jack. 00:11:55.423 --> 00:11:57.216 align:center Hey, man. I hope I didn't ruin the wedding. 00:11:57.299 --> 00:11:59.635 align:center Oh, God, no. Nobody even cared. 00:11:59.718 --> 00:12:01.929 align:center Except the photographer, who says you're in every picture. 00:12:03.639 --> 00:12:05.015 align:center Hi, guys. Hey, Anne. 00:12:05.099 --> 00:12:06.058 align:center Hey, hi. 00:12:08.102 --> 00:12:11.647 align:center Hey, we're all going to the boardwalk for our last night. You in? 00:12:11.731 --> 00:12:13.315 align:center Oh, uh… 00:12:13.399 --> 00:12:14.567 align:center Yeah, maybe. 00:12:16.360 --> 00:12:18.195 align:center Yes. You should come. 00:12:18.946 --> 00:12:20.489 align:center If you're, I mean, free. 00:12:20.573 --> 00:12:21.907 align:center Okay, great. Yeah. 00:12:21.991 --> 00:12:25.202 align:center I just gotta go to my niece's reception, but I can dip out early. 00:12:25.286 --> 00:12:26.746 align:center It's not even my goddaughter. 00:12:26.829 --> 00:12:27.747 align:center Awesome. 00:12:27.830 --> 00:12:29.081 align:center Okay, awesome. 00:12:29.999 --> 00:12:31.000 align:center Cool. 00:12:31.625 --> 00:12:33.544 align:center -I'll see you later. -Okay, then. 00:12:34.128 --> 00:12:36.172 align:center -"Cool"? Why am I… "Cool." -No, that's cool. 00:12:36.255 --> 00:12:37.798 align:center That is cool. You are cool. 00:12:37.882 --> 00:12:39.175 align:center Yeah, you're cool. 00:12:40.092 --> 00:12:41.844 align:center -Hey. -Hey. 00:12:41.927 --> 00:12:44.013 align:center Mark Brett dropped this off for you. 00:12:45.556 --> 00:12:50.186 align:center Okay, okay. I cannot emphasize enough how not a big deal this is. 00:12:50.269 --> 00:12:51.645 align:center Then why are you hiding it? 00:12:51.729 --> 00:12:53.898 align:center Because we don't have to tell each other everything. 00:12:53.981 --> 00:12:57.651 align:center I know you still Google your high school boyfriend, but you don't tell me that. 00:12:57.735 --> 00:12:59.862 align:center Because he cheated on me, and I like that he's ugly now. 00:12:59.945 --> 00:13:02.990 align:center Look, at the end of the school year, 00:13:03.073 --> 00:13:05.201 align:center I had a bunch of confiscated vapes from the kids. 00:13:05.284 --> 00:13:08.329 align:center So you started using them? How often are you doing this? 00:13:08.412 --> 00:13:10.998 align:center Not often. Just, like, at night. 00:13:11.081 --> 00:13:12.666 align:center Every night? 00:13:12.750 --> 00:13:15.878 align:center So-- So when I'm suffering through SportsCenter with you, you're high? 00:13:15.961 --> 00:13:18.756 align:center I'm not high, all right? It's like a glass of wine. 00:13:18.839 --> 00:13:20.966 align:center I could do the Saturday crossword. 00:13:21.050 --> 00:13:22.510 align:center Not Pizza Man! You'll die! 00:13:24.804 --> 00:13:27.014 align:center I guess I'll find out for myself. 00:13:34.522 --> 00:13:37.441 align:center Hey, honey. You know, if you want to go on the boardwalk tonight, 00:13:37.525 --> 00:13:39.068 align:center I'm happy to stay home with Gino. 00:13:39.151 --> 00:13:40.903 align:center Nope, that is okay. 00:13:41.487 --> 00:13:42.947 align:center I'm gonna bring him. 00:13:43.572 --> 00:13:45.407 align:center Oh. Are you sure? 00:13:45.491 --> 00:13:47.910 align:center It gets pretty dirtbaggy after dark. 00:13:47.993 --> 00:13:50.913 align:center The other night I saw a woman with a Three Stooges tube top 00:13:50.996 --> 00:13:53.249 align:center headbutt her boyfriend, and her boob popped out. 00:13:53.332 --> 00:13:57.753 align:center Well, I think we can manage just fine. I'm the mom, right? 00:13:58.462 --> 00:14:01.340 align:center Yeah, no, I'm just saying I'm happy to stay home. 00:14:01.841 --> 00:14:03.759 align:center I know you're happy to stay home, 00:14:03.843 --> 00:14:08.264 align:center because then you would not have to see the man that you had S-E-X with. 00:14:09.390 --> 00:14:10.975 align:center Okay, you got me, I'll go. 00:14:11.058 --> 00:14:13.936 align:center Hey, who's ready to hit the boardwalk, bitches? 00:14:19.900 --> 00:14:21.026 align:center -Whoo! -Winner! 00:14:25.322 --> 00:14:28.033 align:center I don't practice Santeria 00:14:28.117 --> 00:14:30.953 align:center I ain't got no crystal ball 00:14:31.036 --> 00:14:34.790 align:center Well, I had a million dollars, but I 00:14:34.873 --> 00:14:36.834 align:center Well, I'd spend it all 00:14:38.919 --> 00:14:42.590 align:center Wait, you guys! Should we stop and get beers? 00:14:42.673 --> 00:14:45.551 align:center But they have live music, your greatest hate. 00:14:45.634 --> 00:14:48.262 align:center Honestly, it's a vibe. 00:14:48.345 --> 00:14:51.223 align:center Uh, Katherine, are you blazed? 00:14:51.307 --> 00:14:52.975 align:center Danny, I did a drug. 00:14:53.058 --> 00:14:55.352 align:center I've decided I'm gonna buy beers for everybody. 00:14:55.436 --> 00:14:58.063 align:center Beer, beer, beer, beer. Ginny? 00:14:58.981 --> 00:15:00.608 align:center I will pump and dump. 00:15:03.193 --> 00:15:05.362 align:center Wow. Honestly, I get why you do this. 00:15:05.446 --> 00:15:08.741 align:center If I did this every night, I wouldn't feel so miserable all the time. 00:15:08.824 --> 00:15:10.951 align:center You feel miserable all the time? 00:15:11.035 --> 00:15:12.536 align:center Hey, guys! 00:15:12.620 --> 00:15:13.704 align:center Mark Brett! 00:15:15.164 --> 00:15:16.165 align:center Hey, man. 00:15:16.790 --> 00:15:18.292 align:center Hey, guys. 00:15:18.375 --> 00:15:19.543 align:center -Hi, Anne. -Hi, Mark. 00:15:19.627 --> 00:15:20.502 align:center Hey. 00:15:22.296 --> 00:15:25.549 align:center Guys, do you think anybody is gonna judge me for drinking with a baby? 00:15:25.633 --> 00:15:27.384 align:center On the Jersey Shore boardwalk? 00:15:32.097 --> 00:15:34.934 align:center So, I'm sorry I snuck out this morning. 00:15:35.017 --> 00:15:36.602 align:center Is that what happened? 00:15:36.685 --> 00:15:40.105 align:center I assumed I rolled over and the Aerobed launched you out the window. 00:15:40.189 --> 00:15:42.107 align:center I just, I didn't want it to be awkward, 00:15:42.191 --> 00:15:44.443 align:center and I think maybe I got in my head a little bit. 00:15:44.526 --> 00:15:47.821 align:center Hey, look, no pressure from over here. You're leaving tomorrow, right? 00:15:47.905 --> 00:15:50.366 align:center This is the last night we're ever gonna see each other. 00:15:51.033 --> 00:15:52.451 align:center Yeah. 00:15:52.534 --> 00:15:55.579 align:center So we don't have to worry about impressing each other 00:15:55.663 --> 00:15:57.373 align:center or wonder where this is going. 00:15:57.456 --> 00:15:59.833 align:center Uh, it's going nowhere, baby. 00:15:59.917 --> 00:16:03.754 align:center We can do everything wrong if we want. Watch this. I love you, Anne. 00:16:03.837 --> 00:16:05.255 align:center Okay. 00:16:05.798 --> 00:16:07.091 align:center Well, let me try. 00:16:07.591 --> 00:16:11.762 align:center That baby over there is my late husband's. 00:16:11.845 --> 00:16:12.972 align:center What! 00:16:13.055 --> 00:16:14.932 align:center See? Nothing matters. 00:16:15.015 --> 00:16:17.434 align:center Yeah, a trashy summer fling. 00:16:17.518 --> 00:16:18.811 align:center This could get weird. 00:16:18.894 --> 00:16:20.854 align:center Spring'll soon be gone 00:16:20.938 --> 00:16:22.314 align:center Wildwood days 00:16:22.398 --> 00:16:23.899 align:center Summer's coming on 00:16:23.983 --> 00:16:25.275 align:center Wildwood days 00:16:25.359 --> 00:16:26.652 align:center I got your crotch! 00:16:26.735 --> 00:16:29.488 align:center It looks like you peed your pants! You peed in your pants! 00:16:29.571 --> 00:16:32.241 align:center Lots of summer love 00:16:32.324 --> 00:16:33.617 align:center I got it! 00:16:33.701 --> 00:16:34.618 align:center Yes! 00:16:34.702 --> 00:16:35.786 align:center Wildwood days 00:16:35.869 --> 00:16:37.538 align:center After school is out 00:16:37.621 --> 00:16:39.164 align:center Wildwood days 00:16:39.248 --> 00:16:40.958 align:center Heading down the shore 00:16:41.041 --> 00:16:43.127 align:center Wildwood days 00:16:43.210 --> 00:16:44.211 align:center Kate? 00:16:45.754 --> 00:16:49.049 align:center Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Those Wildwood days 00:16:50.426 --> 00:16:52.553 align:center Wild, wild Wildwood days 00:16:52.636 --> 00:16:53.971 align:center Oh, baby 00:16:54.054 --> 00:16:56.974 align:center Every day's a holiday 00:16:57.057 --> 00:17:00.561 align:center And every night is a Saturday night 00:17:00.644 --> 00:17:03.355 align:center Oh, those Wildwood days 00:17:03.439 --> 00:17:05.816 align:center Wild, wild Wildwood days 00:17:05.899 --> 00:17:08.402 align:center And then those party lights 00:17:08.485 --> 00:17:11.447 align:center Wild, wild, Wildwood nights 00:17:12.114 --> 00:17:13.198 align:center No! 00:17:13.282 --> 00:17:14.408 align:center You'll be mine 00:17:14.491 --> 00:17:15.701 align:center Wildwood days 00:17:15.784 --> 00:17:17.494 align:center 'Cause it's kissing time 00:17:17.578 --> 00:17:19.163 align:center Wildwood days 00:17:19.246 --> 00:17:20.956 align:center Gonna twist again 00:17:21.040 --> 00:17:22.624 align:center Wildwood days… 00:17:25.085 --> 00:17:26.211 align:center Ah. 00:17:27.379 --> 00:17:28.380 align:center Thank you. 00:17:28.464 --> 00:17:30.799 align:center I want to be in the middle. It's too spinny on the outside. 00:17:30.883 --> 00:17:34.595 align:center -What? What are you talking about? -It's true, because of centrifugal force. 00:17:34.678 --> 00:17:36.889 align:center Bitch gets high once and thinks she works at NASA. 00:17:38.015 --> 00:17:39.933 align:center What is this email from Brenda? 00:17:40.809 --> 00:17:42.811 align:center Why is she accepting our offer? 00:17:42.895 --> 00:17:45.564 align:center -Okay, listen. I think-- -Are you fucking serious? 00:17:45.647 --> 00:17:48.108 align:center I'm wearing my father's face as a mask. 00:17:48.192 --> 00:17:49.651 align:center -What? -What the fuck? 00:17:59.369 --> 00:18:01.705 align:center -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 00:18:12.132 --> 00:18:13.592 align:center This is too high. 00:18:13.675 --> 00:18:15.844 align:center This is how you feel every night? 00:18:15.928 --> 00:18:18.222 align:center Well, I weigh, like, ten pounds more than you. 00:18:18.305 --> 00:18:19.848 align:center It's more than ten pounds! 00:18:21.558 --> 00:18:23.727 align:center So what I say doesn't matter, right? 00:18:23.811 --> 00:18:26.021 align:center You're just gonna do whatever you wanna do? 00:18:26.105 --> 00:18:27.815 align:center -Come on. -Huh? No, come on, un cazzo. 00:18:27.898 --> 00:18:30.526 align:center Listen to me. This is how it always is with us. 00:18:30.609 --> 00:18:35.030 align:center You call the shots, and I go along with it because I have to make you happy. 00:18:35.114 --> 00:18:39.326 align:center Like, uh, Patrizia, our wedding song, the Halloween decorations. 00:18:39.409 --> 00:18:42.913 align:center I told you you could put your Dracula out. You just couldn't turn it on. 00:18:42.996 --> 00:18:45.833 align:center Fuck the Dracula. This is a baby we're talking about. 00:18:45.916 --> 00:18:48.710 align:center It's not something I can just go along with. 00:18:48.794 --> 00:18:52.381 align:center I said, Danny, I said I don't want to do it, and I meant it. 00:18:52.464 --> 00:18:54.800 align:center So why'd you say you wanted to do it months ago? 00:18:54.883 --> 00:18:58.178 align:center Because I would have loved to have a baby with you. 00:18:58.846 --> 00:18:59.680 align:center Okay? 00:18:59.763 --> 00:19:02.891 align:center I would've loved to be fathers together. 00:19:05.477 --> 00:19:06.728 align:center But I'm sorry, I… 00:19:08.105 --> 00:19:11.942 align:center We're older now, and I just think the window has closed. 00:19:16.155 --> 00:19:17.906 align:center Well, that's just fucking great. 00:19:18.490 --> 00:19:19.700 align:center So, okay. 00:19:19.783 --> 00:19:21.535 align:center What's your big plans for us now? 00:19:21.618 --> 00:19:24.913 align:center Are we just gonna redo our kitchen over and over again? 00:19:26.165 --> 00:19:27.916 align:center I don't want to get to the end of my life, 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:30.836 align:center look back at this conversation, and say we fucked up! 00:19:32.963 --> 00:19:34.590 align:center Aren't you afraid we're gonna regret this? 00:19:34.673 --> 00:19:36.758 align:center We might regret it. We might. 00:19:37.551 --> 00:19:39.595 align:center But I don't regret it right now. 00:19:41.763 --> 00:19:43.307 align:center I'm sorry, Danny. 00:19:54.193 --> 00:19:56.486 align:center Feels like this night is done. 00:19:56.570 --> 00:19:59.656 align:center You know what? I'm gonna get going too. Guys, I'm gonna head out. 00:19:59.740 --> 00:20:03.202 align:center Okay, man. I'll check out that podcast you told me about. 00:20:03.285 --> 00:20:06.163 align:center I'm gonna check out that dry rub that you recommended for steaks. 00:20:06.246 --> 00:20:08.665 align:center Well, it works on pork chops, too. 00:20:13.921 --> 00:20:16.757 align:center Well, Mark, it's been a great summer. 00:20:16.840 --> 00:20:18.926 align:center Yeah, it has. I'm sad to see it come to an end. 00:20:19.009 --> 00:20:20.969 align:center Well, it has to, because this fall, 00:20:21.053 --> 00:20:25.432 align:center you're gonna be playing ball at State, and I'm gonna be at ballet school. 00:20:25.515 --> 00:20:28.936 align:center Yes, where you will incorporate hip-hop into the dance routines. 00:20:29.937 --> 00:20:31.772 align:center -I sure will. -Okay. 00:20:31.855 --> 00:20:35.817 align:center Oh, this has been really fun. Thank you, Mark. 00:20:38.153 --> 00:20:39.112 align:center Um… 00:20:39.947 --> 00:20:41.114 align:center Just give me your number. 00:20:42.282 --> 00:20:43.325 align:center No, what? 00:20:43.909 --> 00:20:45.786 align:center No, I thought we'd never see each other again. 00:20:45.869 --> 00:20:47.996 align:center -Okay, yeah. -No, you're breaking the rules. 00:20:48.080 --> 00:20:50.624 align:center You're right. You're totally right. I'm sorry. I don't know why I… 00:20:50.707 --> 00:20:53.210 align:center -Don't say "I'm sorry." -Anyway, it was nice to meet you. 00:20:53.293 --> 00:20:56.004 align:center -Yeah. -And, uh, don't forget your winnings. 00:20:56.088 --> 00:20:57.589 align:center Yeah. 00:20:57.673 --> 00:20:59.424 align:center Okay, bye, everybody. 00:21:00.008 --> 00:21:01.134 align:center Ciao. 00:21:01.218 --> 00:21:02.094 align:center Bye. 00:21:04.721 --> 00:21:08.350 align:center Okay, guys, this baby is done. We gotta go! 00:21:09.017 --> 00:21:09.977 align:center Come on. 00:21:14.898 --> 00:21:16.316 align:center -Hey. -Hey. 00:21:21.321 --> 00:21:22.656 align:center Mm. 00:21:24.950 --> 00:21:26.702 align:center How was your night out with Mark? 00:21:26.785 --> 00:21:28.245 align:center It was good. 00:21:29.413 --> 00:21:32.708 align:center Yeah, and I know you guys were hoping that it would be something more, 00:21:32.791 --> 00:21:35.293 align:center but I'm glad it didn't go any further. 00:21:37.254 --> 00:21:40.924 align:center -Your bra is in that bagel bag. -Oh, Danny, why didn't I take his number?! 00:21:41.008 --> 00:21:43.468 align:center He was so nice! 00:21:43.552 --> 00:21:47.055 align:center Why did I say no? I'm such a stupid idiot. 00:21:47.139 --> 00:21:48.890 align:center No, honey, you're not. 00:21:48.974 --> 00:21:50.475 align:center Oh, God. 00:21:51.768 --> 00:21:56.940 align:center Why do I keep making these jacked-up decisions? 00:21:57.024 --> 00:21:59.693 align:center Maybe it's because we're old. 00:22:01.069 --> 00:22:02.988 align:center The stakes are too high. 00:22:03.071 --> 00:22:05.615 align:center Every decision feels like I'm trying to stick the landing 00:22:05.699 --> 00:22:07.701 align:center on my entire fucking life. 00:22:11.538 --> 00:22:13.749 align:center Well, at least it's almost done. 00:22:48.742 --> 00:22:50.952 align:center I wish I could have told you sooner. 00:22:52.579 --> 00:22:53.914 align:center How? You didn't know. 00:22:54.414 --> 00:22:57.709 align:center No, but there were moments, you know, even months ago, 00:22:57.793 --> 00:23:01.254 align:center when I thought, "Do we really want this?" 00:23:02.297 --> 00:23:07.469 align:center Was one of them when I suggested we do the baby's room in white suede? 00:23:07.552 --> 00:23:08.595 align:center Yeah. 00:23:11.640 --> 00:23:13.391 align:center What you want does matter. 00:23:14.226 --> 00:23:16.228 align:center And if you believe it's something we shouldn't do, 00:23:16.311 --> 00:23:18.021 align:center then maybe we shouldn't. 00:23:19.731 --> 00:23:20.899 align:center Are you sure? 00:23:22.109 --> 00:23:23.068 align:center No. 00:23:24.152 --> 00:23:25.278 align:center Are you sure? 00:23:26.530 --> 00:23:27.572 align:center I think. 00:23:29.408 --> 00:23:31.326 align:center How can you ever be sure? 00:23:33.995 --> 00:23:35.247 align:center Well… 00:23:36.581 --> 00:23:39.501 align:center There is a book I know of. 00:23:42.504 --> 00:23:45.507 align:center Random House Audio presents The Three Magic Questions 00:23:45.590 --> 00:23:48.552 align:center by Dr. Suzanne Zolner, as read by the author. 00:23:48.635 --> 00:23:51.346 align:center Prologue. When I was 27… 00:23:51.429 --> 00:23:52.848 align:center Oh, my God, that's her voice? 00:23:52.931 --> 00:23:55.100 align:center …my life was at a crossroads. 00:23:55.183 --> 00:23:57.269 align:center One path in front of me… 00:24:04.985 --> 00:24:07.821 align:center "Upon checkout, please strip all beds and start laundry, 00:24:07.904 --> 00:24:11.074 align:center but only sheets, not towels, unless it's Sunday, in which case, 00:24:11.158 --> 00:24:13.326 align:center please wash both using detergent under the sink, 00:24:13.410 --> 00:24:15.871 align:center not the one labeled 'For Guests.'" I live in hell. 00:24:29.259 --> 00:24:30.510 align:center How you doing? 00:24:31.094 --> 00:24:35.599 align:center Well, I can no longer feel my heartbeat in my eyes, so, better. 00:24:37.476 --> 00:24:38.435 align:center I-- I'm sorry. 00:24:39.853 --> 00:24:44.024 align:center Here, look. Summer's over. I'm done with this. 00:24:46.151 --> 00:24:46.985 align:center Okay. 00:24:47.736 --> 00:24:50.030 align:center But, you know, in the future, if you're struggling, 00:24:50.113 --> 00:24:51.698 align:center you don't have to secret get high. 00:24:51.781 --> 00:24:54.701 align:center Like, when I ask you if you're okay, tell me the truth. 00:24:54.784 --> 00:24:56.661 align:center Yeah, totally. 00:24:59.289 --> 00:25:03.793 align:center I mean, okay, except I feel like you don't ask if I'm okay. 00:25:03.877 --> 00:25:06.922 align:center You ask if I'm better, which is a little bit different. 00:25:07.005 --> 00:25:09.508 align:center Okay, I am too hungover 00:25:09.591 --> 00:25:12.552 align:center to take the emotional SATs right now. What do I do? 00:25:12.636 --> 00:25:14.763 align:center You don't like it when I'm struggling, right? 00:25:14.846 --> 00:25:17.140 align:center I can feel you watching me, you're getting annoyed 00:25:17.224 --> 00:25:20.268 align:center that I'm, like, "not done with whatever this is yet," right? 00:25:21.228 --> 00:25:23.104 align:center That's why I've been getting high every night. 00:25:23.188 --> 00:25:25.065 align:center Okay, so this is my fault now? 00:25:25.148 --> 00:25:26.608 align:center I just want my husband to be happy 00:25:26.691 --> 00:25:30.487 align:center and our house to not feel like an Edgar Allan Poe immersive experience. 00:25:30.570 --> 00:25:31.905 align:center Oh, okay, and that's-- 00:25:31.988 --> 00:25:35.825 align:center That's all me because you're fucking Rainbow Brite, right? 00:25:35.909 --> 00:25:39.079 align:center I mean, you said it last night. You're miserable all the time. 00:25:39.162 --> 00:25:41.873 align:center Yeah, because when you're down, I'm down. 00:25:41.957 --> 00:25:45.418 align:center Oh, bullshit. If you think that I'm your only problem-- 00:25:45.502 --> 00:25:47.545 align:center I'm sorry, what does that mean? What are my problems? 00:25:47.629 --> 00:25:51.007 align:center Well, I don't know, because you never tell me what's wrong with you. 00:25:51.091 --> 00:25:53.051 align:center You only tell me what's wrong with me. 00:25:53.134 --> 00:25:54.511 align:center Because I'm fine. 00:25:54.594 --> 00:25:56.388 align:center Oh, yeah. You're perfect. 00:25:56.471 --> 00:25:58.974 align:center God. Oh, and here's your missing sandal. 00:25:59.057 --> 00:26:00.433 align:center Thank you. 00:26:13.446 --> 00:26:14.447 align:center Okay. 00:26:16.241 --> 00:26:20.537 align:center Look, maybe it's nobody's fault, right? Maybe we're just in a bad pattern. 00:26:20.620 --> 00:26:23.748 align:center I feel like everything I try just makes you feel worse. 00:26:23.832 --> 00:26:28.587 align:center So maybe we need to stop trying. Just, like, freeball it. 00:26:28.670 --> 00:26:32.215 align:center Like, instead of you trying so hard to make me happy, 00:26:32.299 --> 00:26:34.092 align:center and me trying to pretend that I am, 00:26:34.175 --> 00:26:37.804 align:center like, we're each responsible for our own happiness. 00:26:40.307 --> 00:26:43.727 align:center So we're still married, but we stop trying to fix each other. 00:26:43.810 --> 00:26:46.271 align:center Yeah. Doesn't that sound nice? 00:26:47.439 --> 00:26:48.273 align:center Yeah. 00:26:49.274 --> 00:26:50.984 align:center Can we workshop the name? 00:26:52.902 --> 00:26:54.237 align:center I'll tell you what. 00:26:54.321 --> 00:26:58.033 align:center I will call it freeballing, you call it whatever the fuck you want to. 00:26:58.116 --> 00:26:59.743 align:center Right? See? 00:26:59.826 --> 00:27:01.494 align:center We've already begun. 00:27:18.803 --> 00:27:21.222 align:center Which brings me back to my point. 00:27:21.306 --> 00:27:23.600 align:center You already have the answers. 00:27:23.683 --> 00:27:27.103 align:center The questions just serve to illuminate them. 00:27:27.187 --> 00:27:29.230 align:center -We get it, Suzanne. -It's all there within you. 00:27:29.314 --> 00:27:30.523 align:center This could've been a pamphlet. 00:27:30.607 --> 00:27:32.609 align:center So without further ado, 00:27:32.692 --> 00:27:37.113 align:center we begin by saying the decision that's troubling you aloud. 00:27:37.197 --> 00:27:38.531 align:center Should we have a baby? 00:27:38.615 --> 00:27:42.243 align:center And now, as I ask the Magic Questions, 00:27:42.327 --> 00:27:43.703 align:center don't think. 00:27:43.787 --> 00:27:46.665 align:center Just say the answer that you already know. 00:27:46.748 --> 00:27:48.708 align:center Is this right for me? 00:27:49.292 --> 00:27:50.251 align:center -Yes. -No. 00:27:50.960 --> 00:27:52.879 align:center Is this right for the world? 00:27:52.962 --> 00:27:54.255 align:center -Stupid question. -Who knows? 00:27:54.339 --> 00:27:57.133 align:center Is this right for us? 00:27:57.217 --> 00:27:58.134 align:center -No. -No. 00:27:58.218 --> 00:28:00.220 align:center Congratulations, dear reader. 00:28:01.096 --> 00:28:02.555 align:center You have now ans-- 00:28:10.939 --> 00:28:12.023 align:center It's okay. 00:28:13.525 --> 00:28:14.526 align:center Really. 00:28:18.822 --> 00:28:20.824 align:center Maybe you don't get to do everything. 00:28:22.617 --> 00:28:25.245 align:center You know? That's just the way it goes. 00:28:26.287 --> 00:28:27.163 align:center Like… 00:28:28.915 --> 00:28:30.125 align:center We didn't get to have a baby, 00:28:30.208 --> 00:28:35.171 align:center but we also didn't get to be models in Milan. 00:28:35.255 --> 00:28:36.589 align:center I was a model in Milan. 00:28:36.673 --> 00:28:39.384 align:center -Okay. You know what I mean. -Yes. 00:28:41.928 --> 00:28:43.972 align:center But what we have gotten to do… 00:28:46.975 --> 00:28:48.309 align:center is really wonderful. 00:28:50.019 --> 00:28:51.896 align:center I love our lives together. 00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:53.106 align:center I do, too. 00:29:09.164 --> 00:29:10.790 align:center Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 00:29:11.875 --> 00:29:14.169 align:center Okay, I'm all packed up. 00:29:14.252 --> 00:29:15.962 align:center I'm just gonna give Gino his bottle. 00:29:16.045 --> 00:29:19.424 align:center No, honey, I wouldn't. He'll fall asleep. I would just wait till we get in the car. 00:29:19.507 --> 00:29:21.259 align:center That way, he'll sleep on the way. 00:29:21.342 --> 00:29:24.095 align:center Yeah, you'll sleep on the way. 00:29:24.179 --> 00:29:26.389 align:center Actually, I'm gonna take him for a walk. 00:29:26.973 --> 00:29:27.974 align:center Hmm. 00:29:59.005 --> 00:30:00.340 align:center Whoo! 00:30:02.592 --> 00:30:06.262 align:center Do you want to go in the ocean? You want to go in the ocean, Gino? 00:30:06.346 --> 00:30:08.181 align:center Wow! 00:30:08.264 --> 00:30:09.808 align:center Oh, that's right. 00:30:10.558 --> 00:30:12.936 align:center Mama's got you. 00:30:14.020 --> 00:30:15.730 align:center Mommy's got you. 00:30:18.608 --> 00:30:20.026 align:center 'Cause I'm your mom. 00:30:26.115 --> 00:30:27.200 align:center Yeah. I'm your mom.