WEBVTT 01:19.329 --> 01:21.039 Good, Gino. Drinking the whole… 01:21.122 --> 01:22.540 Oh! 01:22.624 --> 01:24.000 I just made one. 01:24.084 --> 01:26.377 -I didn't know that you already-- -Oh, yeah, we're good. 01:26.461 --> 01:27.962 It's a big milestone, actually, 01:28.046 --> 01:30.590 'cause this little guy slept through the night. 01:30.673 --> 01:33.218 No! Good boy! 01:33.301 --> 01:38.056 Well, five hours, but… Oh, it's amazing what a little extra sleep can do. 01:38.139 --> 01:39.390 I feel so awake. 01:39.474 --> 01:41.851 I also came up with, like, five business ideas. 01:42.435 --> 01:46.356 One is for a fitness app that has a storytelling component. 01:46.439 --> 01:48.483 And one's a fitness app that links with your aura. 01:48.566 --> 01:50.610 And then one's a fitness app that, um… 01:51.319 --> 01:53.196 Okay, you know what? I think they're all bad, 01:53.279 --> 01:55.365 but I-- I feel really good. 01:55.448 --> 01:58.284 Come on. You can burp for Mama. I don't know why he's not-- 01:58.368 --> 02:00.995 -Here, let me try. -Yeah, um, okay. 02:01.079 --> 02:04.624 I can try it. I could try it. 02:05.458 --> 02:07.627 Yes, we're gonna get this. 02:07.710 --> 02:09.337 We're gonna get these burps out. 02:10.964 --> 02:12.924 Oh! You got it. 02:13.007 --> 02:16.094 Gino always saves his best burps for me. 02:16.177 --> 02:17.053 Thank you. 02:17.137 --> 02:18.805 Uh, so where-- where were you? 02:19.722 --> 02:21.224 Oh, I, uh, went for a walk. 02:21.307 --> 02:24.102 Oh, no, but in the middle of the night you weren't in bed. 02:25.353 --> 02:28.398 Yeah. I, uh, slept outside. 02:29.107 --> 02:29.983 I was really drunk, 02:30.066 --> 02:33.611 so I just, like, basically passed out in the gutter outside the house. 02:33.695 --> 02:35.280 What? Oh, my God! 02:35.363 --> 02:37.365 No, that's a lie. 02:37.448 --> 02:39.367 I had sex with a man. 02:39.450 --> 02:41.327 Please don't tell anyone. 02:51.504 --> 02:53.173 I need that house. Buy me that. 02:53.256 --> 02:54.883 Good morning. 02:54.966 --> 02:57.051 -Hey. Morning. -Hey, I'm making breakfast. 02:57.135 --> 02:59.679 Just don't do that thing where you make one plate of eggs 02:59.762 --> 03:02.473 and somehow 35 pots and pans get dirty in the process. 03:02.557 --> 03:04.601 But then we can have fun washing dishes together! 03:04.684 --> 03:06.519 I could snap the towel at your butt. 03:07.770 --> 03:09.522 -Whoo! -Okay, we get it. 03:09.606 --> 03:11.774 You had sex. It's gross. Grow up. 03:11.858 --> 03:14.110 Are you gonna hang out with Mark today? 03:14.194 --> 03:18.156 I don't know. I texted him, and he wrote back, "Can't. Family thing." 03:18.239 --> 03:20.033 You think we weirded him out? 03:20.116 --> 03:24.245 Yeah, he's probably had enough of us. I would leave it. I would just leave it. 03:24.329 --> 03:26.456 Oh, no. We're out of eggs. I'll get more today. 03:26.539 --> 03:28.166 Oh, don't bother. We're leaving tomorrow. 03:28.249 --> 03:29.375 No, we leave Monday. 03:29.459 --> 03:31.085 Yeah, it's Sunday. 03:35.340 --> 03:37.675 What's happening? Are you… crying? 03:37.759 --> 03:40.303 I don't know, I just got sad all of a sudden. Sorry. 03:40.386 --> 03:41.429 Oh, my God. Well, here. 03:41.512 --> 03:43.723 -Don't touch me! It'll come out. -Okay. 03:43.806 --> 03:44.933 I'm uncomfortable. 03:46.601 --> 03:48.686 -What's going on? -Nothing. No, I just-- 03:48.770 --> 03:51.105 I think I'm just sad that vacation's coming to an end. 03:51.189 --> 03:55.068 You know, I don't want to go back to work and normal life and… 03:56.194 --> 03:57.153 Our house? 03:57.904 --> 03:58.988 You know what I mean. 03:59.072 --> 04:01.866 We're just-- We're just having a lot of fun, and… 04:02.825 --> 04:04.202 you're your old self here. 04:05.745 --> 04:08.623 So it's not home. It's going home with me. 04:09.207 --> 04:11.334 No, that is not… 04:12.502 --> 04:13.753 what I… 04:13.836 --> 04:17.674 Hey, this sentence is not making me feel better the slower you say it, 04:17.757 --> 04:19.008 so I'm gonna go for a run. 04:19.092 --> 04:20.760 I'll work on being less of a bummer. 04:21.636 --> 04:22.804 Jack… 04:27.308 --> 04:30.520 How? He didn't even cook anything. 04:34.148 --> 04:36.901 Chic? Or Anne of Green Gable? 04:37.485 --> 04:39.654 Chic because Anne of Green Gable. 04:39.737 --> 04:41.364 Hey, guys. How's it going? 04:41.447 --> 04:43.283 -Hey. -Is Jack home? 04:43.366 --> 04:45.076 -Uh, he's out for a run. -Oh. Okay. 04:45.159 --> 04:48.079 I-I took his vape by accident. Maybe you could give it back to him? 04:49.372 --> 04:52.583 And also, there's something in here for Anne. 04:52.667 --> 04:55.837 -Oh, she's home. Want me to get her? -No, no, I'm late for a family thing. 04:55.920 --> 04:57.755 So see you later. 04:57.839 --> 04:58.965 Bye. 05:04.762 --> 05:06.055 Wait. 05:06.139 --> 05:07.265 Wait. 05:07.890 --> 05:08.808 Okay, now. 05:12.061 --> 05:13.604 Did you know about this? 05:13.688 --> 05:15.356 I did not know. 05:15.440 --> 05:17.483 Oh, good for her! 05:19.777 --> 05:21.404 She deserves to be a whore. 05:21.487 --> 05:24.073 Oh, hey. Brenda just emailed. 05:24.657 --> 05:27.368 "Checking in because another family wants me to be their surrogate, 05:27.452 --> 05:28.870 but I loved meeting you guys." 05:28.953 --> 05:31.497 She wants to know if we're still considering her. 05:32.540 --> 05:34.334 I don't know. Are we? 05:34.417 --> 05:36.294 I think so. I liked her. 05:37.754 --> 05:41.049 -Should we tell her that we're in? -Let's talk about it when we are home. 05:41.132 --> 05:43.176 We should never make a big decision on holiday. 05:43.259 --> 05:46.346 That's how I came from Bermuda with the crystal statue of Cinderella. 05:46.429 --> 05:47.805 -Come on. -Okay. 05:48.389 --> 05:51.142 -Do you not want to do it? -I just want to keep talking about it. 05:51.225 --> 05:53.686 If we keep talking about it, we'll never do it. 06:00.818 --> 06:02.028 I know it's scary. 06:02.570 --> 06:04.072 I'm nervous about it, too. 06:04.614 --> 06:07.825 -At some point, we have to take the leap. -I don't want to do it. 06:11.162 --> 06:11.996 What? 06:13.247 --> 06:14.457 I'm sorry. 06:14.540 --> 06:17.043 I've just been thinking about how much work kids are, 06:17.126 --> 06:19.128 how tired new parents are. That-- 06:20.046 --> 06:22.465 I worry we are too old. 06:22.548 --> 06:25.927 We are not too old. You saw me at my high school reunion. 06:26.010 --> 06:29.180 I looked like a celebrity at a charity event for bald, fat men. 06:31.140 --> 06:32.183 Listen. 06:35.103 --> 06:36.562 I know we could do it. 06:38.147 --> 06:40.691 All I'm asking is, should we do it? 06:40.775 --> 06:41.651 Yes. 06:44.195 --> 06:46.364 Well, at this moment, I think no. 06:47.740 --> 06:49.826 So we keep talking about it when we're home. 06:49.909 --> 06:52.286 We'll figure it out. We always do. 06:52.370 --> 06:53.579 See you later. 07:03.798 --> 07:04.841 Mwah! 07:11.389 --> 07:13.683 Go faster or let me ride in front of you. 07:13.766 --> 07:14.851 No. 07:17.019 --> 07:17.854 Danny! 07:20.565 --> 07:21.732 Oh, shit. Okay. 07:21.816 --> 07:22.984 Park my bike. 07:24.026 --> 07:25.528 I hate this bit. 07:25.611 --> 07:27.405 I'm not picking up your bike. 07:33.744 --> 07:34.620 Ugh. 07:35.204 --> 07:36.247 Wow! 07:37.165 --> 07:41.210 Okay, 655 Ocean Lane! 07:42.003 --> 07:46.716 Wow! I mean, the wallpaper is Midwest funeral home, 07:46.799 --> 07:50.428 the storks can go fuck themselves, but the house! 07:50.511 --> 07:54.557 Ha! If we were smart, we would buy it and turn it into a bed and breakfast. 07:54.640 --> 07:57.143 Oh, I'm in. I will retire early and run it. 07:57.226 --> 07:58.769 And then when our husbands die… 07:58.853 --> 08:00.563 Claude, botched facelift. 08:00.646 --> 08:03.566 Jack, perforated rectum from too many unnecessary colonoscopies. 08:03.649 --> 08:05.067 We'll live here together. 08:06.527 --> 08:07.862 Can we do it now? 08:07.945 --> 08:10.698 Claude's pissing me off. 08:10.781 --> 08:12.909 Oh, is it because of his bonnet? 08:12.992 --> 08:14.994 The surrogate asked if we were still interested. 08:15.077 --> 08:17.413 But now all of a sudden, Claude thinks that we're too old. 08:17.496 --> 08:20.166 Oof! I mean, I get it. 08:20.249 --> 08:23.002 No, bitch. You're supposed to say, "You're not too old. How dare he?" 08:23.085 --> 08:24.962 I'm sorry. You are very young. 08:25.046 --> 08:27.298 You-You-You told me who SZA was. 08:27.882 --> 08:30.927 Do I know for sure, for sure, if we should do it? 08:31.010 --> 08:33.804 No. But I do know we can't keep talking about it. 08:33.888 --> 08:37.141 We're either never gonna do it, or we're gonna become two Tony Randalls 08:37.225 --> 08:40.102 who feed our baby applesauce that we also eat. 08:42.647 --> 08:46.359 Okay, if you're really having trouble making a decision… 08:46.442 --> 08:49.237 -My therapist has a book. -No. Absolutely not. 08:49.320 --> 08:51.572 -The Three Magic Questions. -I'll kill you in your sleep. 08:51.656 --> 08:54.742 It really helped me decide whether I should do Invisalign for a third time. 08:54.825 --> 08:58.079 -I decided, possibly at a later date. -There's nothing to decide. 08:58.162 --> 09:00.331 At this point, we just need to push through. 09:00.414 --> 09:02.375 Yes, you could push through, 09:02.458 --> 09:05.503 or you could seriously consider Claude's concerns. 09:05.586 --> 09:08.464 -Like, is this right for both of you, or… -Hi. Brenda? 09:09.423 --> 09:11.217 We are definitely still interested. 09:11.300 --> 09:13.052 What are you doing? 09:13.135 --> 09:14.178 I'm pushing through. 09:29.360 --> 09:33.322 Man, there is nothing like a long run and a dip in the ocean 09:33.406 --> 09:35.449 to make you feel totally at peace. 09:35.533 --> 09:38.244 Oh, dick, I swam with my wallet. 09:38.327 --> 09:41.247 Hey, I think I'm gonna take the baby in for his first swim. 09:41.831 --> 09:43.958 Oh, honey, he hasn't even had his shots yet. 09:44.041 --> 09:46.002 You're gonna take him in a fish toilet? 09:46.586 --> 09:49.839 I'm not gonna dunk him. I'm just gonna dip his little toes in. 09:49.922 --> 09:51.632 My yogurt card. Shit. 09:51.716 --> 09:54.510 Listen, you are the mom. 09:54.593 --> 09:56.220 Whatever you think, it's fine. 09:56.304 --> 09:57.930 It was fully punched out, too. Shit. 09:58.014 --> 10:00.349 No, it's… It's probably a bad idea. 10:00.933 --> 10:01.767 Wait, there's Mark. 10:02.435 --> 10:03.269 Mark! 10:04.312 --> 10:06.230 -Mark! -Just stop, Jack, please. 10:06.314 --> 10:09.150 God, this is because of the swinger thing. Mark! 10:09.233 --> 10:10.151 Come on, Jack. 10:10.234 --> 10:11.152 Mark! 10:12.445 --> 10:13.404 Mark! 10:13.487 --> 10:16.532 Jack, it could be for many reasons. Perhaps stop screaming "Mark." 10:16.616 --> 10:18.117 I gotta explain myself. 10:18.200 --> 10:19.368 What? 10:20.953 --> 10:23.914 Jack! Come back! Why?! 10:23.998 --> 10:26.000 -Wait, is that the guy that you-- -Yes. 10:26.083 --> 10:27.209 Shh! 10:29.378 --> 10:32.131 -Hey, buddy, listen… -No, Jack, no. 10:33.424 --> 10:35.843 Oh, my God! You did have a family thing. 10:35.926 --> 10:37.470 Oh, I'm sorry! 10:38.929 --> 10:39.972 Sorry! 10:41.849 --> 10:43.434 Sorry, sorry. Congrats. 10:45.686 --> 10:47.980 Well, catch us after! We're right over there. 10:51.484 --> 10:52.610 Sorry again! 10:56.447 --> 10:59.575 So, are you gonna tell me why you were crying this morning? 10:59.659 --> 11:01.035 Oh! 11:01.118 --> 11:02.286 I don't know. 11:03.704 --> 11:07.416 Our house has just been kind of a bummer recently. 11:07.500 --> 11:09.085 Because of the chevron backsplash? 11:09.669 --> 11:11.796 Do not use your powers against me. 11:13.172 --> 11:18.052 When I ask Jack if he's feeling better, he says yes, but something's off. 11:18.928 --> 11:20.471 At night, he barely talks to me. 11:20.554 --> 11:23.766 He just zones out on the couch watching SportsCenter. 11:24.350 --> 11:26.268 Like when he's high or all the time? 11:26.352 --> 11:27.645 Well, Jack doesn't get high. 11:29.480 --> 11:32.024 Okay, not a big deal, but maybe a big deal for you. 11:32.942 --> 11:35.778 Remember back in college when I took you to a Cypress Hill concert 11:35.861 --> 11:39.281 and you asked me, "Do you think anyone here is on drugs?" 11:39.365 --> 11:41.659 -Yeah. -Well… 11:46.038 --> 11:47.957 Oh, no. What's on that thumb drive? 11:49.709 --> 11:51.502 Oh, sweetheart. 11:52.712 --> 11:53.629 I love these. 11:54.213 --> 11:55.339 Hey, Jack. 11:55.423 --> 11:57.216 Hey, man. I hope I didn't ruin the wedding. 11:57.299 --> 11:59.635 Oh, God, no. Nobody even cared. 11:59.718 --> 12:01.929 Except the photographer, who says you're in every picture. 12:03.639 --> 12:05.015 Hi, guys. Hey, Anne. 12:05.099 --> 12:06.058 Hey, hi. 12:08.102 --> 12:11.647 Hey, we're all going to the boardwalk for our last night. You in? 12:11.731 --> 12:13.315 Oh, uh… 12:13.399 --> 12:14.567 Yeah, maybe. 12:16.360 --> 12:18.195 Yes. You should come. 12:18.946 --> 12:20.489 If you're, I mean, free. 12:20.573 --> 12:21.907 Okay, great. Yeah. 12:21.991 --> 12:25.202 I just gotta go to my niece's reception, but I can dip out early. 12:25.286 --> 12:26.746 It's not even my goddaughter. 12:26.829 --> 12:27.747 Awesome. 12:27.830 --> 12:29.081 Okay, awesome. 12:29.999 --> 12:31.000 Cool. 12:31.625 --> 12:33.544 -I'll see you later. -Okay, then. 12:34.128 --> 12:36.172 -"Cool"? Why am I… "Cool." -No, that's cool. 12:36.255 --> 12:37.798 That is cool. You are cool. 12:37.882 --> 12:39.175 Yeah, you're cool. 12:40.092 --> 12:41.844 -Hey. -Hey. 12:41.927 --> 12:44.013 Mark Brett dropped this off for you. 12:45.556 --> 12:50.186 Okay, okay. I cannot emphasize enough how not a big deal this is. 12:50.269 --> 12:51.645 Then why are you hiding it? 12:51.729 --> 12:53.898 Because we don't have to tell each other everything. 12:53.981 --> 12:57.651 I know you still Google your high school boyfriend, but you don't tell me that. 12:57.735 --> 12:59.862 Because he cheated on me, and I like that he's ugly now. 12:59.945 --> 13:02.990 Look, at the end of the school year, 13:03.073 --> 13:05.201 I had a bunch of confiscated vapes from the kids. 13:05.284 --> 13:08.329 So you started using them? How often are you doing this? 13:08.412 --> 13:10.998 Not often. Just, like, at night. 13:11.081 --> 13:12.666 Every night? 13:12.750 --> 13:15.878 So-- So when I'm suffering through SportsCenter with you, you're high? 13:15.961 --> 13:18.756 I'm not high, all right? It's like a glass of wine. 13:18.839 --> 13:20.966 I could do the Saturday crossword. 13:21.050 --> 13:22.510 Not Pizza Man! You'll die! 13:24.804 --> 13:27.014 I guess I'll find out for myself. 13:34.522 --> 13:37.441 Hey, honey. You know, if you want to go on the boardwalk tonight, 13:37.525 --> 13:39.068 I'm happy to stay home with Gino. 13:39.151 --> 13:40.903 Nope, that is okay. 13:41.487 --> 13:42.947 I'm gonna bring him. 13:43.572 --> 13:45.407 Oh. Are you sure? 13:45.491 --> 13:47.910 It gets pretty dirtbaggy after dark. 13:47.993 --> 13:50.913 The other night I saw a woman with a Three Stooges tube top 13:50.996 --> 13:53.249 headbutt her boyfriend, and her boob popped out. 13:53.332 --> 13:57.753 Well, I think we can manage just fine. I'm the mom, right? 13:58.462 --> 14:01.340 Yeah, no, I'm just saying I'm happy to stay home. 14:01.841 --> 14:03.759 I know you're happy to stay home, 14:03.843 --> 14:08.264 because then you would not have to see the man that you had S-E-X with. 14:09.390 --> 14:10.975 Okay, you got me, I'll go. 14:11.058 --> 14:13.936 Hey, who's ready to hit the boardwalk, bitches? 14:19.900 --> 14:21.026 -Whoo! -Winner! 14:25.322 --> 14:28.033 I don't practice Santeria 14:28.117 --> 14:30.953 I ain't got no crystal ball 14:31.036 --> 14:34.790 Well, I had a million dollars, but I 14:34.873 --> 14:36.834 Well, I'd spend it all 14:38.919 --> 14:42.590 Wait, you guys! Should we stop and get beers? 14:42.673 --> 14:45.551 But they have live music, your greatest hate. 14:45.634 --> 14:48.262 Honestly, it's a vibe. 14:48.345 --> 14:51.223 Uh, Katherine, are you blazed? 14:51.307 --> 14:52.975 Danny, I did a drug. 14:53.058 --> 14:55.352 I've decided I'm gonna buy beers for everybody. 14:55.436 --> 14:58.063 Beer, beer, beer, beer. Ginny? 14:58.981 --> 15:00.608 I will pump and dump. 15:03.193 --> 15:05.362 Wow. Honestly, I get why you do this. 15:05.446 --> 15:08.741 If I did this every night, I wouldn't feel so miserable all the time. 15:08.824 --> 15:10.951 You feel miserable all the time? 15:11.035 --> 15:12.536 Hey, guys! 15:12.620 --> 15:13.704 Mark Brett! 15:15.164 --> 15:16.165 Hey, man. 15:16.790 --> 15:18.292 Hey, guys. 15:18.375 --> 15:19.543 -Hi, Anne. -Hi, Mark. 15:19.627 --> 15:20.502 Hey. 15:22.296 --> 15:25.549 Guys, do you think anybody is gonna judge me for drinking with a baby? 15:25.633 --> 15:27.384 On the Jersey Shore boardwalk? 15:32.097 --> 15:34.934 So, I'm sorry I snuck out this morning. 15:35.017 --> 15:36.602 Is that what happened? 15:36.685 --> 15:40.105 I assumed I rolled over and the Aerobed launched you out the window. 15:40.189 --> 15:42.107 I just, I didn't want it to be awkward, 15:42.191 --> 15:44.443 and I think maybe I got in my head a little bit. 15:44.526 --> 15:47.821 Hey, look, no pressure from over here. You're leaving tomorrow, right? 15:47.905 --> 15:50.366 This is the last night we're ever gonna see each other. 15:51.033 --> 15:52.451 Yeah. 15:52.534 --> 15:55.579 So we don't have to worry about impressing each other 15:55.663 --> 15:57.373 or wonder where this is going. 15:57.456 --> 15:59.833 Uh, it's going nowhere, baby. 15:59.917 --> 16:03.754 We can do everything wrong if we want. Watch this. I love you, Anne. 16:03.837 --> 16:05.255 Okay. 16:05.798 --> 16:07.091 Well, let me try. 16:07.591 --> 16:11.762 That baby over there is my late husband's. 16:11.845 --> 16:12.972 What! 16:13.055 --> 16:14.932 See? Nothing matters. 16:15.015 --> 16:17.434 Yeah, a trashy summer fling. 16:17.518 --> 16:18.811 This could get weird. 16:18.894 --> 16:20.854 Spring'll soon be gone 16:20.938 --> 16:22.314 Wildwood days 16:22.398 --> 16:23.899 Summer's coming on 16:23.983 --> 16:25.275 Wildwood days 16:25.359 --> 16:26.652 I got your crotch! 16:26.735 --> 16:29.488 It looks like you peed your pants! You peed in your pants! 16:29.571 --> 16:32.241 Lots of summer love 16:32.324 --> 16:33.617 I got it! 16:33.701 --> 16:34.618 Yes! 16:34.702 --> 16:35.786 Wildwood days 16:35.869 --> 16:37.538 After school is out 16:37.621 --> 16:39.164 Wildwood days 16:39.248 --> 16:40.958 Heading down the shore 16:41.041 --> 16:43.127 Wildwood days 16:43.210 --> 16:44.211 Kate? 16:45.754 --> 16:49.049 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Those Wildwood days 16:50.426 --> 16:52.553 Wild, wild Wildwood days 16:52.636 --> 16:53.971 Oh, baby 16:54.054 --> 16:56.974 Every day's a holiday 16:57.057 --> 17:00.561 And every night is a Saturday night 17:00.644 --> 17:03.355 Oh, those Wildwood days 17:03.439 --> 17:05.816 Wild, wild Wildwood days 17:05.899 --> 17:08.402 And then those party lights 17:08.485 --> 17:11.447 Wild, wild, Wildwood nights 17:12.114 --> 17:13.198 No! 17:13.282 --> 17:14.408 You'll be mine 17:14.491 --> 17:15.701 Wildwood days 17:15.784 --> 17:17.494 'Cause it's kissing time 17:17.578 --> 17:19.163 Wildwood days 17:19.246 --> 17:20.956 Gonna twist again 17:21.040 --> 17:22.624 Wildwood days… 17:25.085 --> 17:26.211 Ah. 17:27.379 --> 17:28.380 Thank you. 17:28.464 --> 17:30.799 I want to be in the middle. It's too spinny on the outside. 17:30.883 --> 17:34.595 -What? What are you talking about? -It's true, because of centrifugal force. 17:34.678 --> 17:36.889 Bitch gets high once and thinks she works at NASA. 17:38.015 --> 17:39.933 What is this email from Brenda? 17:40.809 --> 17:42.811 Why is she accepting our offer? 17:42.895 --> 17:45.564 -Okay, listen. I think-- -Are you fucking serious? 17:45.647 --> 17:48.108 I'm wearing my father's face as a mask. 17:48.192 --> 17:49.651 -What? -What the fuck? 17:59.369 --> 18:01.705 -Oh, my God! -Oh, my God! 18:12.132 --> 18:13.592 This is too high. 18:13.675 --> 18:15.844 This is how you feel every night? 18:15.928 --> 18:18.222 Well, I weigh, like, ten pounds more than you. 18:18.305 --> 18:19.848 It's more than ten pounds! 18:21.558 --> 18:23.727 So what I say doesn't matter, right? 18:23.811 --> 18:26.021 You're just gonna do whatever you wanna do? 18:26.105 --> 18:27.815 -Come on. -Huh? No, come on, un cazzo. 18:27.898 --> 18:30.526 Listen to me. This is how it always is with us. 18:30.609 --> 18:35.030 You call the shots, and I go along with it because I have to make you happy. 18:35.114 --> 18:39.326 Like, uh, Patrizia, our wedding song, the Halloween decorations. 18:39.409 --> 18:42.913 I told you you could put your Dracula out. You just couldn't turn it on. 18:42.996 --> 18:45.833 Fuck the Dracula. This is a baby we're talking about. 18:45.916 --> 18:48.710 It's not something I can just go along with. 18:48.794 --> 18:52.381 I said, Danny, I said I don't want to do it, and I meant it. 18:52.464 --> 18:54.800 So why'd you say you wanted to do it months ago? 18:54.883 --> 18:58.178 Because I would have loved to have a baby with you. 18:58.846 --> 18:59.680 Okay? 18:59.763 --> 19:02.891 I would've loved to be fathers together. 19:05.477 --> 19:06.728 But I'm sorry, I… 19:08.105 --> 19:11.942 We're older now, and I just think the window has closed. 19:16.155 --> 19:17.906 Well, that's just fucking great. 19:18.490 --> 19:19.700 So, okay. 19:19.783 --> 19:21.535 What's your big plans for us now? 19:21.618 --> 19:24.913 Are we just gonna redo our kitchen over and over again? 19:26.165 --> 19:27.916 I don't want to get to the end of my life, 19:28.000 --> 19:30.836 look back at this conversation, and say we fucked up! 19:32.963 --> 19:34.590 Aren't you afraid we're gonna regret this? 19:34.673 --> 19:36.758 We might regret it. We might. 19:37.551 --> 19:39.595 But I don't regret it right now. 19:41.763 --> 19:43.307 I'm sorry, Danny. 19:54.193 --> 19:56.486 Feels like this night is done. 19:56.570 --> 19:59.656 You know what? I'm gonna get going too. Guys, I'm gonna head out. 19:59.740 --> 20:03.202 Okay, man. I'll check out that podcast you told me about. 20:03.285 --> 20:06.163 I'm gonna check out that dry rub that you recommended for steaks. 20:06.246 --> 20:08.665 Well, it works on pork chops, too. 20:13.921 --> 20:16.757 Well, Mark, it's been a great summer. 20:16.840 --> 20:18.926 Yeah, it has. I'm sad to see it come to an end. 20:19.009 --> 20:20.969 Well, it has to, because this fall, 20:21.053 --> 20:25.432 you're gonna be playing ball at State, and I'm gonna be at ballet school. 20:25.515 --> 20:28.936 Yes, where you will incorporate hip-hop into the dance routines. 20:29.937 --> 20:31.772 -I sure will. -Okay. 20:31.855 --> 20:35.817 Oh, this has been really fun. Thank you, Mark. 20:38.153 --> 20:39.112 Um… 20:39.947 --> 20:41.114 Just give me your number. 20:42.282 --> 20:43.325 No, what? 20:43.909 --> 20:45.786 No, I thought we'd never see each other again. 20:45.869 --> 20:47.996 -Okay, yeah. -No, you're breaking the rules. 20:48.080 --> 20:50.624 You're right. You're totally right. I'm sorry. I don't know why I… 20:50.707 --> 20:53.210 -Don't say "I'm sorry." -Anyway, it was nice to meet you. 20:53.293 --> 20:56.004 -Yeah. -And, uh, don't forget your winnings. 20:56.088 --> 20:57.589 Yeah. 20:57.673 --> 20:59.424 Okay, bye, everybody. 21:00.008 --> 21:01.134 Ciao. 21:01.218 --> 21:02.094 Bye. 21:04.721 --> 21:08.350 Okay, guys, this baby is done. We gotta go! 21:09.017 --> 21:09.977 Come on. 21:14.898 --> 21:16.316 -Hey. -Hey. 21:21.321 --> 21:22.656 Mm. 21:24.950 --> 21:26.702 How was your night out with Mark? 21:26.785 --> 21:28.245 It was good. 21:29.413 --> 21:32.708 Yeah, and I know you guys were hoping that it would be something more, 21:32.791 --> 21:35.293 but I'm glad it didn't go any further. 21:37.254 --> 21:40.924 -Your bra is in that bagel bag. -Oh, Danny, why didn't I take his number?! 21:41.008 --> 21:43.468 He was so nice! 21:43.552 --> 21:47.055 Why did I say no? I'm such a stupid idiot. 21:47.139 --> 21:48.890 No, honey, you're not. 21:48.974 --> 21:50.475 Oh, God. 21:51.768 --> 21:56.940 Why do I keep making these jacked-up decisions? 21:57.024 --> 21:59.693 Maybe it's because we're old. 22:01.069 --> 22:02.988 The stakes are too high. 22:03.071 --> 22:05.615 Every decision feels like I'm trying to stick the landing 22:05.699 --> 22:07.701 on my entire fucking life. 22:11.538 --> 22:13.749 Well, at least it's almost done. 22:48.742 --> 22:50.952 I wish I could have told you sooner. 22:52.579 --> 22:53.914 How? You didn't know. 22:54.414 --> 22:57.709 No, but there were moments, you know, even months ago, 22:57.793 --> 23:01.254 when I thought, "Do we really want this?" 23:02.297 --> 23:07.469 Was one of them when I suggested we do the baby's room in white suede? 23:07.552 --> 23:08.595 Yeah. 23:11.640 --> 23:13.391 What you want does matter. 23:14.226 --> 23:16.228 And if you believe it's something we shouldn't do, 23:16.311 --> 23:18.021 then maybe we shouldn't. 23:19.731 --> 23:20.899 Are you sure? 23:22.109 --> 23:23.068 No. 23:24.152 --> 23:25.278 Are you sure? 23:26.530 --> 23:27.572 I think. 23:29.408 --> 23:31.326 How can you ever be sure? 23:33.995 --> 23:35.247 Well… 23:36.581 --> 23:39.501 There is a book I know of. 23:42.504 --> 23:45.507 Random House Audio presents The Three Magic Questions 23:45.590 --> 23:48.552 by Dr. Suzanne Zolner, as read by the author. 23:48.635 --> 23:51.346 Prologue. When I was 27… 23:51.429 --> 23:52.848 Oh, my God, that's her voice? 23:52.931 --> 23:55.100 …my life was at a crossroads. 23:55.183 --> 23:57.269 One path in front of me… 24:04.985 --> 24:07.821 "Upon checkout, please strip all beds and start laundry, 24:07.904 --> 24:11.074 but only sheets, not towels, unless it's Sunday, in which case, 24:11.158 --> 24:13.326 please wash both using detergent under the sink, 24:13.410 --> 24:15.871 not the one labeled 'For Guests.'" I live in hell. 24:29.259 --> 24:30.510 How you doing? 24:31.094 --> 24:35.599 Well, I can no longer feel my heartbeat in my eyes, so, better. 24:37.476 --> 24:38.435 I-- I'm sorry. 24:39.853 --> 24:44.024 Here, look. Summer's over. I'm done with this. 24:46.151 --> 24:46.985 Okay. 24:47.736 --> 24:50.030 But, you know, in the future, if you're struggling, 24:50.113 --> 24:51.698 you don't have to secret get high. 24:51.781 --> 24:54.701 Like, when I ask you if you're okay, tell me the truth. 24:54.784 --> 24:56.661 Yeah, totally. 24:59.289 --> 25:03.793 I mean, okay, except I feel like you don't ask if I'm okay. 25:03.877 --> 25:06.922 You ask if I'm better, which is a little bit different. 25:07.005 --> 25:09.508 Okay, I am too hungover 25:09.591 --> 25:12.552 to take the emotional SATs right now. What do I do? 25:12.636 --> 25:14.763 You don't like it when I'm struggling, right? 25:14.846 --> 25:17.140 I can feel you watching me, you're getting annoyed 25:17.224 --> 25:20.268 that I'm, like, "not done with whatever this is yet," right? 25:21.228 --> 25:23.104 That's why I've been getting high every night. 25:23.188 --> 25:25.065 Okay, so this is my fault now? 25:25.148 --> 25:26.608 I just want my husband to be happy 25:26.691 --> 25:30.487 and our house to not feel like an Edgar Allan Poe immersive experience. 25:30.570 --> 25:31.905 Oh, okay, and that's-- 25:31.988 --> 25:35.825 That's all me because you're fucking Rainbow Brite, right? 25:35.909 --> 25:39.079 I mean, you said it last night. You're miserable all the time. 25:39.162 --> 25:41.873 Yeah, because when you're down, I'm down. 25:41.957 --> 25:45.418 Oh, bullshit. If you think that I'm your only problem-- 25:45.502 --> 25:47.545 I'm sorry, what does that mean? What are my problems? 25:47.629 --> 25:51.007 Well, I don't know, because you never tell me what's wrong with you. 25:51.091 --> 25:53.051 You only tell me what's wrong with me. 25:53.134 --> 25:54.511 Because I'm fine. 25:54.594 --> 25:56.388 Oh, yeah. You're perfect. 25:56.471 --> 25:58.974 God. Oh, and here's your missing sandal. 25:59.057 --> 26:00.433 Thank you. 26:13.446 --> 26:14.447 Okay. 26:16.241 --> 26:20.537 Look, maybe it's nobody's fault, right? Maybe we're just in a bad pattern. 26:20.620 --> 26:23.748 I feel like everything I try just makes you feel worse. 26:23.832 --> 26:28.587 So maybe we need to stop trying. Just, like, freeball it. 26:28.670 --> 26:32.215 Like, instead of you trying so hard to make me happy, 26:32.299 --> 26:34.092 and me trying to pretend that I am, 26:34.175 --> 26:37.804 like, we're each responsible for our own happiness. 26:40.307 --> 26:43.727 So we're still married, but we stop trying to fix each other. 26:43.810 --> 26:46.271 Yeah. Doesn't that sound nice? 26:47.439 --> 26:48.273 Yeah. 26:49.274 --> 26:50.984 Can we workshop the name? 26:52.902 --> 26:54.237 I'll tell you what. 26:54.321 --> 26:58.033 I will call it freeballing, you call it whatever the fuck you want to. 26:58.116 --> 26:59.743 Right? See? 26:59.826 --> 27:01.494 We've already begun. 27:18.803 --> 27:21.222 Which brings me back to my point. 27:21.306 --> 27:23.600 You already have the answers. 27:23.683 --> 27:27.103 The questions just serve to illuminate them. 27:27.187 --> 27:29.230 -We get it, Suzanne. -It's all there within you. 27:29.314 --> 27:30.523 This could've been a pamphlet. 27:30.607 --> 27:32.609 So without further ado, 27:32.692 --> 27:37.113 we begin by saying the decision that's troubling you aloud. 27:37.197 --> 27:38.531 Should we have a baby? 27:38.615 --> 27:42.243 And now, as I ask the Magic Questions, 27:42.327 --> 27:43.703 don't think. 27:43.787 --> 27:46.665 Just say the answer that you already know. 27:46.748 --> 27:48.708 Is this right for me? 27:49.292 --> 27:50.251 -Yes. -No. 27:50.960 --> 27:52.879 Is this right for the world? 27:52.962 --> 27:54.255 -Stupid question. -Who knows? 27:54.339 --> 27:57.133 Is this right for us? 27:57.217 --> 27:58.134 -No. -No. 27:58.218 --> 28:00.220 Congratulations, dear reader. 28:01.096 --> 28:02.555 You have now ans-- 28:10.939 --> 28:12.023 It's okay. 28:13.525 --> 28:14.526 Really. 28:18.822 --> 28:20.824 Maybe you don't get to do everything. 28:22.617 --> 28:25.245 You know? That's just the way it goes. 28:26.287 --> 28:27.163 Like… 28:28.915 --> 28:30.125 We didn't get to have a baby, 28:30.208 --> 28:35.171 but we also didn't get to be models in Milan. 28:35.255 --> 28:36.589 I was a model in Milan. 28:36.673 --> 28:39.384 -Okay. You know what I mean. -Yes. 28:41.928 --> 28:43.972 But what we have gotten to do… 28:46.975 --> 28:48.309 is really wonderful. 28:50.019 --> 28:51.896 I love our lives together. 28:51.980 --> 28:53.106 I do, too. 29:09.164 --> 29:10.790 Oh, baby, I'm sorry. 29:11.875 --> 29:14.169 Okay, I'm all packed up. 29:14.252 --> 29:15.962 I'm just gonna give Gino his bottle. 29:16.045 --> 29:19.424 No, honey, I wouldn't. He'll fall asleep. I would just wait till we get in the car. 29:19.507 --> 29:21.259 That way, he'll sleep on the way. 29:21.342 --> 29:24.095 Yeah, you'll sleep on the way. 29:24.179 --> 29:26.389 Actually, I'm gonna take him for a walk. 29:26.973 --> 29:27.974 Hmm. 29:59.005 --> 30:00.340 Whoo! 30:02.592 --> 30:06.262 Do you want to go in the ocean? You want to go in the ocean, Gino? 30:06.346 --> 30:08.181 Wow! 30:08.264 --> 30:09.808 Oh, that's right. 30:10.558 --> 30:12.936 Mama's got you. 30:14.020 --> 30:15.730 Mommy's got you. 30:18.608 --> 30:20.026 'Cause I'm your mom. 30:26.115 --> 30:27.200 Yeah. I'm your mom.