WEBVTT 00:00:23.023 --> 00:00:24.899 align:center There she is! 00:00:26.109 --> 00:00:29.237 align:center Somebody call Sports Illustrated! 00:00:29.320 --> 00:00:31.364 align:center Oh, let's get a picture! 00:00:33.658 --> 00:00:35.618 align:center Mommy! 00:00:35.702 --> 00:00:37.328 align:center Mommy! 00:00:38.830 --> 00:00:40.749 align:center Hi, baby. 00:00:40.832 --> 00:00:43.918 align:center Do you like the beach, Eugene? 00:00:44.461 --> 00:00:46.379 align:center That baby needs a spit-up cloth and a nickname. 00:00:46.463 --> 00:00:48.590 align:center -Hey! -Hey, Gin. 00:00:48.673 --> 00:00:52.177 align:center -So, Gin, do you mind if I run-- -Bathroom, yes, go, go, go. 00:00:52.260 --> 00:00:54.929 align:center -Oh, but we only have one-- -Diaper. I'll grab it at the house. 00:00:55.013 --> 00:00:59.309 align:center -But in an hour, you have to pump. -I have to pump, yes. Thank you. Bye-bye. 00:00:59.392 --> 00:01:02.645 align:center Okay, I know Annie's involved, but this is really involved, right? 00:01:02.729 --> 00:01:04.773 align:center -Yeah. -Good news! 00:01:04.856 --> 00:01:07.650 align:center Somebody spent too much money at the beach store. 00:01:08.735 --> 00:01:10.987 align:center All right, so we've got Kadima. 00:01:11.071 --> 00:01:12.363 align:center -Right. -All right? 00:01:12.447 --> 00:01:14.032 align:center A bunch of kites. 00:01:14.115 --> 00:01:15.492 align:center Got that toss-catch game 00:01:15.575 --> 00:01:17.994 align:center where a Velcro salad plate is strapped to your hand. 00:01:18.078 --> 00:01:19.996 align:center I was really hoping to read my book today, 00:01:20.080 --> 00:01:22.040 align:center but maybe Danny or Claude would fly a kite. 00:01:22.123 --> 00:01:24.501 align:center -It's too windy today. -I'm pretending not to hear. 00:01:24.584 --> 00:01:28.880 align:center Hey, I'll play some toss-catch with you. I just need someone to hold the baby. 00:01:28.963 --> 00:01:31.674 align:center Uncle Danny, come on, it's good practice. 00:01:31.758 --> 00:01:35.178 align:center Actually, Claude wanted to take a picture with the baby, right? I got it. 00:01:35.261 --> 00:01:37.847 align:center You want a picture with Uncle Claude. Uncle Claude. 00:01:37.931 --> 00:01:39.933 align:center Come here, baby Gino. 00:01:40.600 --> 00:01:43.019 align:center Gino! Gino's a good nickname, no? 00:01:43.103 --> 00:01:44.562 align:center Yes! Gino. 00:01:44.646 --> 00:01:47.315 align:center I don't know. It's kind of close to Ginny. 00:01:47.398 --> 00:01:49.984 align:center I think for now we're gonna stick with Eugene. 00:01:50.068 --> 00:01:51.611 align:center Or Gino. I like Gino. 00:01:51.694 --> 00:01:52.904 align:center Okay, big smiles. 00:01:54.322 --> 00:01:55.323 align:center Ah! 00:01:55.406 --> 00:01:56.991 align:center Nailed it. 00:02:00.537 --> 00:02:02.664 align:center Oh, thank God Ginny is sporty. 00:02:02.747 --> 00:02:05.375 align:center You know, I feel like Jack really misses having a dude friend. 00:02:05.458 --> 00:02:07.961 align:center Uh, excuse me. I'm a dude. 00:02:08.044 --> 00:02:10.755 align:center Oh, okay. Do you want to go over there and talk to him about Andor? 00:02:10.839 --> 00:02:13.174 align:center Okay, you don't have to get all violent. 00:02:13.258 --> 00:02:16.803 align:center No, it's just Nick used to text him about sports 00:02:16.886 --> 00:02:19.389 align:center and take him to see Steely Dan at the Prudential Center. 00:02:19.472 --> 00:02:21.683 align:center Please, I don't want to remember my friend like that. 00:02:21.766 --> 00:02:25.728 align:center No, I… I've been trying to connect with him and, like, 00:02:25.812 --> 00:02:27.689 align:center boost him up, but… 00:02:27.772 --> 00:02:30.108 align:center I don't know, it's been a long summer. 00:02:30.191 --> 00:02:31.568 align:center Well… 00:02:31.651 --> 00:02:34.737 align:center Well, you're here now, so just relax on the beach 00:02:34.821 --> 00:02:36.698 align:center and read your erotica for prudes. 00:02:37.699 --> 00:02:41.452 align:center Okay, I think this game might have been a little ambitious. 00:02:41.536 --> 00:02:43.746 align:center I haven't been keeping up on my cardio. 00:02:43.830 --> 00:02:45.540 align:center I'm overheated, but you keep going. 00:02:45.623 --> 00:02:47.750 align:center Yeah, okay. No worries. 00:02:49.669 --> 00:02:53.089 align:center I'd like to toss… catch. 00:02:53.882 --> 00:02:55.300 align:center All right. 00:03:03.600 --> 00:03:05.101 align:center Good, look at that. 00:03:06.227 --> 00:03:08.521 align:center All right, athletics. Yeah, well… 00:03:08.605 --> 00:03:11.816 align:center Okay. It got a little… caught a little bit. 00:03:11.900 --> 00:03:14.027 align:center Told you, sports are dangerous when you're over 50. 00:03:14.110 --> 00:03:15.737 align:center Ow. 00:03:15.820 --> 00:03:17.238 align:center I got it. I got it. 00:03:28.249 --> 00:03:29.751 align:center Ooh! What's for lunch? 00:03:29.834 --> 00:03:32.921 align:center My lobster rolls that I spent all summer perfecting. 00:03:33.004 --> 00:03:35.632 align:center And my pasta salad, which is only okay. 00:03:35.715 --> 00:03:39.802 align:center I just got the baby to sleep. And Ginny. 00:03:40.803 --> 00:03:41.679 align:center "And Ginny"? 00:03:41.763 --> 00:03:45.225 align:center So what's going on with your baby? Kate said you're leaning towards adoption. 00:03:45.308 --> 00:03:48.895 align:center Um, well, the adoption agency actually rejected us. 00:03:48.978 --> 00:03:52.440 align:center And-- And now I'm remembering that she also said not to mention it. 00:03:52.523 --> 00:03:54.359 align:center So that all tracks. Yeah. 00:03:54.442 --> 00:03:56.945 align:center Well, they thought that I was too old. 00:03:57.028 --> 00:04:00.949 align:center They took a look at all this handsome and thought, "Methuselah." 00:04:01.032 --> 00:04:02.242 align:center Crazy. 00:04:02.325 --> 00:04:04.160 align:center So we moved on to surrogacy. 00:04:04.244 --> 00:04:05.995 align:center Or "sur-rog-acy"? Surrogacy? 00:04:06.079 --> 00:04:07.538 align:center -"Sur-rog-acy," right. -"Sur-rog-acy." 00:04:07.622 --> 00:04:11.751 align:center Anyway, we already had a Zoom with a very nice woman named Brenda. 00:04:12.335 --> 00:04:13.878 align:center Her internet was very stable. 00:04:13.962 --> 00:04:17.131 align:center And if we decide that she's the one, then it's full speed ahead. 00:04:17.215 --> 00:04:19.926 align:center So are, uh, people going back to the beach after this? 00:04:20.009 --> 00:04:22.011 align:center Maybe a Kadima tourney? 00:04:22.095 --> 00:04:23.263 align:center -Huh? -Jack… 00:04:23.346 --> 00:04:26.683 align:center I don't know how to tell you this. I might hate beach games. 00:04:27.392 --> 00:04:30.311 align:center -But you-- you used to love beach games. -Did I? 00:04:30.395 --> 00:04:34.232 align:center I feel like when we first started dating, like, we had a lot more in common. 00:04:34.315 --> 00:04:36.609 align:center He doesn't like anything I like anymore. 00:04:36.693 --> 00:04:39.654 align:center He didn't even want to take me to see the new Rihanna movie. 00:04:39.737 --> 00:04:40.947 align:center He's talking about Smurfs. 00:04:41.030 --> 00:04:44.534 align:center No couple has "things in common." 00:04:45.118 --> 00:04:47.704 align:center When you're dating, it just feels like you do 00:04:47.787 --> 00:04:49.956 align:center because you're lying to each other to have sex. 00:04:50.039 --> 00:04:50.915 align:center That's what it was. 00:04:50.999 --> 00:04:53.251 align:center Oh, Nick and I used to read the Wall Street Journal. 00:04:53.334 --> 00:04:56.879 align:center I have a photo of me and Lou Dobbs at a book signing. 00:04:58.006 --> 00:05:00.008 align:center I don't think I could pretend anymore. 00:05:00.091 --> 00:05:03.303 align:center Honestly, that is why I am so glad 00:05:03.386 --> 00:05:06.639 align:center all of this dating bullshit is totally behind me. 00:05:15.481 --> 00:05:17.900 align:center Hey, was Annie implying that she's never dating again 00:05:17.984 --> 00:05:20.486 align:center because she's, what, busy with Ginny's baby? 00:05:20.570 --> 00:05:24.782 align:center Oh, I-- I don't even think she's been on a date since Terry. 00:05:24.866 --> 00:05:28.328 align:center She's barely driven anywhere besides, like, her local ShopRite. 00:05:28.995 --> 00:05:32.332 align:center My nonna always used to say, the moment you give up on love, 00:05:32.415 --> 00:05:35.376 align:center death seeps into the marrow of your bones. 00:05:36.127 --> 00:05:37.128 align:center Ugh. 00:05:42.008 --> 00:05:43.426 align:center Oh, my God. 00:05:44.010 --> 00:05:45.511 align:center Oh, my God, Jack made a friend. 00:05:45.595 --> 00:05:47.597 align:center He made a beach friend. 00:05:48.389 --> 00:05:52.143 align:center I didn't think middle-aged straight men could make new friends. 00:05:52.226 --> 00:05:53.936 align:center As unlikely as the universe. 00:05:58.733 --> 00:06:00.068 align:center Oh, my God. 00:06:09.035 --> 00:06:11.954 align:center -Hey, guys, uh, this is Mark Brett. -Hi, you can call me Mark Brett. 00:06:12.038 --> 00:06:14.332 align:center Yeah, we just dug a really big hole. 00:06:14.415 --> 00:06:15.500 align:center Cool. 00:06:15.583 --> 00:06:17.377 align:center Okay if Jack stays out a little longer? 00:06:17.460 --> 00:06:19.879 align:center -I got glow-in-the-dark paddles. -Yeah, sure. 00:06:19.962 --> 00:06:22.215 align:center I mean, I guess we can just open the rosé 00:06:22.298 --> 00:06:25.343 align:center instead of those weird dark beers that you insisted on buying. 00:06:25.426 --> 00:06:26.511 align:center Yes! 00:06:30.640 --> 00:06:32.683 align:center I mean, incredible, right? 00:06:38.397 --> 00:06:40.316 align:center -…literally impossible. -No. 00:06:40.400 --> 00:06:44.070 align:center You-- You say it, then. You say it-- You say it five times fast. 00:06:45.238 --> 00:06:48.825 align:center Mandy Patinkin, Potomac, Maryland. Mandy Patinkin, Potomac, Maryland. 00:06:48.908 --> 00:06:50.910 align:center Mandy Patinkin, Po-- 00:06:50.993 --> 00:06:53.329 align:center -Fuck you, Katherine! -Ha-ha! The reigning champion. 00:06:53.412 --> 00:06:55.039 align:center Hey, Anne, quick question. 00:06:55.123 --> 00:06:58.418 align:center I am gonna duct-tape towels to our windows to block out all the sun in the morning. 00:06:58.501 --> 00:07:02.255 align:center Can you please try and figure out why this breast pump is not working? 00:07:02.338 --> 00:07:03.923 align:center Yes, I can. 00:07:04.006 --> 00:07:05.383 align:center Thanks. 00:07:05.466 --> 00:07:06.759 align:center Nothing there. 00:07:06.843 --> 00:07:07.927 align:center Okay. 00:07:08.010 --> 00:07:10.388 align:center Now let's, yeah, put it on. 00:07:13.683 --> 00:07:16.060 align:center -Yeah, and it's sucking. -What the fuck? 00:07:16.144 --> 00:07:19.605 align:center So, you must not have your nipple all the way in. 00:07:19.689 --> 00:07:21.774 align:center -Don't freak out. -Okay. Thanks, A. 00:07:21.858 --> 00:07:23.651 align:center -Okay. -Night. 00:07:24.235 --> 00:07:26.320 align:center -You want some, my love? -I do. 00:07:26.404 --> 00:07:29.991 align:center -Of course you do. -But of course. Thank you. 00:07:30.074 --> 00:07:35.705 align:center So, uh, Annie, how's this whole, um, Ginny situation going? 00:07:36.956 --> 00:07:39.208 align:center You're asking because this seems weird, right? 00:07:39.292 --> 00:07:41.043 align:center No, we just want to make sure you're happy. 00:07:43.045 --> 00:07:44.130 align:center Okay. 00:07:45.923 --> 00:07:50.261 align:center You know how when you hit your fifties, you just sort of never feel joy again? 00:07:50.344 --> 00:07:52.847 align:center Yeah, I'm holding steady at a five at all times. 00:07:52.930 --> 00:07:55.266 align:center Okay, when I am with this baby, 00:07:55.349 --> 00:07:59.187 align:center I feel helpful, and I am good at it, and I do feel joy. 00:07:59.270 --> 00:08:02.231 align:center Like real, real, real joy. 00:08:02.315 --> 00:08:05.818 align:center Ooh, and I get to look at his sweet, squishy little face. 00:08:05.902 --> 00:08:10.239 align:center Oh, I just feel joy that hurts my molars. 00:08:10.323 --> 00:08:12.158 align:center Yeah, but you don't have to give up everything. 00:08:12.241 --> 00:08:14.952 align:center I mean, you can still make dinner plans and go on dates. 00:08:15.578 --> 00:08:19.373 align:center I mean, a baby comes into your life, not the other way around. 00:08:20.958 --> 00:08:23.753 align:center Well, amore mio, we'll have to make a few changes. 00:08:24.754 --> 00:08:28.883 align:center It may be a while before our baby is up for a 10:30 dinner at Balthazar. 00:08:28.966 --> 00:08:31.719 align:center Hey, where have you been? You missed dinner. 00:08:31.802 --> 00:08:34.889 align:center -Hey, stranger. -I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. But I did eat. 00:08:34.972 --> 00:08:38.184 align:center Mark's, uh, cooler had IPAs and a bunch of Uncrustables. 00:08:38.267 --> 00:08:39.560 align:center -Mm! -What is it? 00:08:39.644 --> 00:08:41.437 align:center Peanut butter rolled up in a sock. 00:08:42.146 --> 00:08:43.856 align:center Well, I'm gonna shower and head to bed. 00:08:43.940 --> 00:08:45.942 align:center I am so ready for those blackout curtains. 00:08:46.025 --> 00:08:50.738 align:center Hang on, your room has blackout curtains, but ours has a baby in it? 00:08:52.406 --> 00:08:53.783 align:center Ooh. 00:08:53.866 --> 00:08:54.742 align:center Yeah. 00:09:02.291 --> 00:09:05.586 align:center It was nice of you to offer to switch. Should we push the beds together? 00:09:05.670 --> 00:09:07.338 align:center Honestly, I'm beat. 00:09:07.421 --> 00:09:10.466 align:center You know, Mark and I did so many races. 00:09:11.008 --> 00:09:12.677 align:center But we can move them tomorrow. 00:09:12.760 --> 00:09:13.886 align:center Okay. 00:09:31.529 --> 00:09:35.449 align:center Well, another Nick and Ginny sex noise, when you think about it. 00:09:38.411 --> 00:09:44.000 align:center You know, when we have a baby, we'll have this sound all the time. 00:09:44.584 --> 00:09:46.919 align:center It won't be a problem, babe. I can sleep through anything. 00:09:47.587 --> 00:09:50.006 align:center Except you don't sleep through it. 00:09:50.089 --> 00:09:52.216 align:center When the baby cries, you get up. 00:09:59.432 --> 00:10:01.767 align:center What the hell is all that? 00:10:02.685 --> 00:10:04.729 align:center To make the baby stop crying. 00:10:05.980 --> 00:10:08.482 align:center It mimics the sound of a womb. 00:10:09.984 --> 00:10:11.736 align:center The womb makes a sound? 00:10:25.041 --> 00:10:28.210 align:center Oh, Jesus! It's 9:40. 00:10:28.711 --> 00:10:30.463 align:center Oh, my God. 00:10:32.048 --> 00:10:35.051 align:center That was the best night's sleep I've had in like a year. 00:10:35.134 --> 00:10:37.553 align:center -Is that a bummer to say? -No, same. 00:10:37.637 --> 00:10:39.472 align:center I guess give it up for twins. 00:10:42.767 --> 00:10:43.809 align:center You're in a good mood. 00:10:43.893 --> 00:10:46.771 align:center Want to go get breakfast tacos and go check out the craft fair with me? 00:10:46.854 --> 00:10:50.733 align:center Ugh. Craft fair. You know I hate disappointing hopeful vendors. 00:10:50.816 --> 00:10:53.903 align:center I was thinking I'd go to the beach, see if Mark Brett wants to boogie board. 00:10:54.570 --> 00:10:56.947 align:center Okay. You do your thing, and I'll do mine. 00:10:57.031 --> 00:10:58.991 align:center Great. Well, if you see the T-shirt guy, 00:10:59.075 --> 00:11:02.495 align:center I still regret not getting that one that said, "Keep calm and fuhgeddaboudit." 00:11:14.173 --> 00:11:16.092 align:center -All right. -What do we think? 00:11:16.175 --> 00:11:19.762 align:center -I think it's pretty good. -We're gonna go for record height. 00:11:21.514 --> 00:11:23.015 align:center You're the kite whisperer. 00:11:23.099 --> 00:11:25.184 align:center Okay, here we go. Ready? 00:11:29.689 --> 00:11:31.732 align:center Wow, you really zipped through that. 00:11:31.816 --> 00:11:34.944 align:center Well, my husband's on a playdate, and I got nine hours of sleep last night. 00:11:35.027 --> 00:11:37.655 align:center All right, come through, New Jersey. This bitch got REM sleep. 00:11:39.657 --> 00:11:41.325 align:center Oh, Anne's not coming now. 00:11:41.409 --> 00:11:43.953 align:center She said she was up late with the baby 00:11:44.036 --> 00:11:47.707 align:center and wants to stay home and watch Three's Company reruns with Ginny. 00:11:47.790 --> 00:11:51.544 align:center That's too much. You know what? Tell her I'll take care of him tonight. 00:11:51.627 --> 00:11:54.213 align:center Yes. Get her out of the house. 00:11:54.714 --> 00:11:58.384 align:center Somebody else can watch that baby sleep and feed it food and water. 00:11:58.467 --> 00:12:01.887 align:center Danny, you cannot give a newborn baby water. Or food. 00:12:01.971 --> 00:12:03.264 align:center I know that. 00:12:04.890 --> 00:12:06.267 align:center But then, 00:12:06.350 --> 00:12:07.685 align:center what's baby food? 00:12:07.768 --> 00:12:09.311 align:center For when they're older. 00:12:09.395 --> 00:12:11.021 align:center I know that, Katherine. 00:12:11.564 --> 00:12:14.066 align:center Okay? I was just kidding. 00:12:15.651 --> 00:12:18.070 align:center What are those two dipshits talking about? 00:12:18.154 --> 00:12:21.907 align:center College ball, Gatorade flavors, Black Friday sales on… 00:12:21.991 --> 00:12:24.827 align:center -350-inch TVs. Ah! -350-inch TVs. Ah! 00:12:25.703 --> 00:12:29.290 align:center And when you lose a friend, obviously that's hard. 00:12:29.373 --> 00:12:32.334 align:center But the thing I didn't expect was how that relationship 00:12:32.418 --> 00:12:34.754 align:center was connected to every other relationship. 00:12:34.837 --> 00:12:36.964 align:center I lost my dad when I was in high school. 00:12:37.047 --> 00:12:40.843 align:center And I remember this therapist told me, 00:12:40.926 --> 00:12:44.138 align:center "Your grief doesn't get smaller, you gotta get bigger." 00:12:45.806 --> 00:12:47.349 align:center "The Mets lost again." 00:12:47.433 --> 00:12:51.103 align:center "Oh, I'm gonna zip up my windbreaker, real mad about it." 00:12:51.187 --> 00:12:53.772 align:center You know, I don't know if our coach was abusive, 00:12:53.856 --> 00:12:56.776 align:center but in hindsight, the way that he would speak to us… 00:12:56.859 --> 00:13:01.322 align:center You just wish the 10-year-old you could have said, "Hey, this is not okay." 00:13:02.239 --> 00:13:04.158 align:center I mean, we were just boys. 00:13:04.241 --> 00:13:06.952 align:center "Oh, I just bought a whiskey-flavored body wash." 00:13:07.036 --> 00:13:08.871 align:center "I'm gonna wash my taint with it." 00:13:10.039 --> 00:13:12.041 align:center Men do sound exactly like this. 00:13:15.252 --> 00:13:17.963 align:center Hey, uh, we're gonna go get a bucket of beers in town. 00:13:18.047 --> 00:13:21.217 align:center -Can Mark come to dinner? -Oh, sure. If his mom says it's okay. 00:13:21.300 --> 00:13:22.801 align:center I know you're making fun of me, 00:13:22.885 --> 00:13:25.262 align:center but his mom is here, and he's asking her right now. 00:13:28.849 --> 00:13:29.975 align:center Ha! 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:33.062 align:center Is it just him, or is he married? 00:13:33.145 --> 00:13:35.856 align:center Divorced. But he and Rachel are in a really good place. 00:13:36.690 --> 00:13:37.983 align:center Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 00:13:39.151 --> 00:13:43.531 align:center So you mean that Mark Brett is single? We should sit him next to Anne. 00:13:43.614 --> 00:13:45.616 align:center That's not a bad idea. 00:13:45.699 --> 00:13:49.036 align:center All right? Right? He's a hetero eight. 00:13:49.119 --> 00:13:51.413 align:center -Yeah. -What number hetero am I? 00:13:51.497 --> 00:13:54.500 align:center Oh, honey, asking makes you an automatic four. 00:13:58.963 --> 00:14:01.423 align:center Every time he has Lobster Thermidor, he gets sick, 00:14:01.507 --> 00:14:04.343 align:center but then he always forgets and orders it again. 00:14:05.594 --> 00:14:07.137 align:center I hope you don't mind seafood, Mark. 00:14:07.221 --> 00:14:09.765 align:center Well, as I like to say, seafood is me food. 00:14:12.101 --> 00:14:13.853 align:center Uh, maybe 7.5. 00:14:13.936 --> 00:14:15.187 align:center Stop. 00:14:17.106 --> 00:14:20.484 align:center Wait, that's crazy. We were just talking about that shirt. 00:14:20.568 --> 00:14:22.695 align:center Okay, I-I have a confession. 00:14:22.778 --> 00:14:27.199 align:center -We were riding our bikes, and, you know-- -Did you go to the craft fair without me? 00:14:29.326 --> 00:14:31.370 align:center Mm, are you mad? 00:14:31.453 --> 00:14:33.747 align:center What are the chances you'll take the shirt's advice? 00:14:33.831 --> 00:14:35.291 align:center Ow! What? Get away from me. 00:14:35.374 --> 00:14:37.084 align:center There she is, night out legend! 00:14:37.167 --> 00:14:39.336 align:center -Saved you a seat. -Oh. 00:14:39.420 --> 00:14:43.757 align:center Anne, uh, this is Jack's friend, the handsome Mark Brett. 00:14:43.841 --> 00:14:44.842 align:center -Hi. -Hi. 00:14:44.925 --> 00:14:47.011 align:center Anne. World's latest person. 00:14:48.387 --> 00:14:50.139 align:center Right? 00:14:50.222 --> 00:14:51.807 align:center -She's funny. She's a funny person. -Yeah. 00:14:51.891 --> 00:14:53.809 align:center -Always saying stuff like that. -This one. 00:14:53.892 --> 00:14:54.727 align:center She's funny. 00:14:54.810 --> 00:14:56.437 align:center -Want one of these? -Nah, I'm good. 00:14:59.023 --> 00:15:00.441 align:center -It's all right. -So… 00:15:01.233 --> 00:15:02.401 align:center Thoughts on Mark Brett? 00:15:03.736 --> 00:15:05.821 align:center Jack's friend? I don't know. 00:15:05.905 --> 00:15:08.073 align:center Seems kind of boring, but he's nice enough. 00:15:08.157 --> 00:15:09.700 align:center Well, he's single. 00:15:09.783 --> 00:15:11.952 align:center Well, he hasn't said a word to me all night. 00:15:12.036 --> 00:15:13.537 align:center He kept pouring water for you. 00:15:13.621 --> 00:15:15.873 align:center The forearms were defined. 00:15:15.956 --> 00:15:18.167 align:center I promise, I meant what I said yesterday. 00:15:18.250 --> 00:15:19.668 align:center I'm happy. 00:15:21.795 --> 00:15:24.465 align:center Okay, but it's your vacation, your night off. 00:15:24.548 --> 00:15:27.051 align:center Yeah, and I don't want to waste it trying to impress some guy 00:15:27.134 --> 00:15:28.636 align:center who's probably not gonna be into it. 00:15:32.556 --> 00:15:35.100 align:center Do you not want to fuck Mark, or are you scared to fuck Mark? 00:15:35.184 --> 00:15:37.436 align:center Yeah, or you could just kiss and feel each other up. 00:15:38.437 --> 00:15:40.981 align:center We just met during appetizers, and dessert isn't even on the table. 00:15:41.065 --> 00:15:42.483 align:center What is wrong with you? 00:15:42.566 --> 00:15:45.235 align:center I'm just concerned that your decision to co-parent 00:15:45.319 --> 00:15:47.404 align:center your ex-husband's girlfriend's new baby 00:15:47.488 --> 00:15:49.990 align:center may be a stall tactic because you're afraid to live your life. 00:15:50.074 --> 00:15:52.326 align:center Oh, I'm afraid? 00:15:52.409 --> 00:15:55.996 align:center You're the one who wants to be a dad, and you're too scared to hold a baby. 00:15:56.080 --> 00:15:57.331 align:center No, I'm not! 00:15:58.624 --> 00:16:02.086 align:center Well, you wouldn't take the baby when I needed to go to the bathroom. 00:16:02.169 --> 00:16:04.463 align:center I had to lay him on a bath mat so I could wash my hands. 00:16:05.589 --> 00:16:08.717 align:center See? Focus on your own problems. 00:16:11.595 --> 00:16:13.555 align:center I'm gonna go check on Claude. 00:16:14.264 --> 00:16:17.685 align:center And anyway, you have a straw wrapper in your clam chowder. 00:16:17.768 --> 00:16:19.061 align:center What? 00:16:19.728 --> 00:16:20.854 align:center Come on! 00:16:23.357 --> 00:16:25.401 align:center Well, as far as TV goes, 00:16:25.484 --> 00:16:28.737 align:center um, I'm down with pretty much anything in the Bosch universe. 00:16:28.821 --> 00:16:30.948 align:center -Yep. -Bosch, Bosch Legacy. 00:16:31.031 --> 00:16:32.574 align:center Ballard, of course. 00:16:32.658 --> 00:16:35.536 align:center -A hundred percent. -But my all-time favorite TV show? 00:16:35.619 --> 00:16:36.870 align:center Three's Company. 00:16:36.954 --> 00:16:38.789 align:center Anne, did you hear that? 00:16:38.872 --> 00:16:40.582 align:center Three's Company. 00:16:42.710 --> 00:16:44.002 align:center I did. 00:16:50.968 --> 00:16:54.138 align:center Uh, what happened in the episode before this? 00:16:54.221 --> 00:16:57.599 align:center Yeah, I don't know, but there's a lot of miscommunication. 00:16:58.851 --> 00:17:02.521 align:center Why can't they just say things plainly to each other, you know? 00:17:03.188 --> 00:17:05.441 align:center Ginny, maybe you need a break? 00:17:05.524 --> 00:17:06.984 align:center Yes, you do. 00:17:07.901 --> 00:17:12.406 align:center Claude, you're taking Ginny for ice cream. I'm gonna babysit Gino. 00:17:12.489 --> 00:17:13.657 align:center Where's the little bean? 00:17:13.741 --> 00:17:15.492 align:center Uh, he's upstairs, sleeping. 00:17:15.576 --> 00:17:18.328 align:center Also, I think we're gonna stick with Eugene for now. 00:17:18.412 --> 00:17:23.000 align:center -Amore, are you sure? -We'll be fine. Go, go! I got it. 00:17:23.083 --> 00:17:25.836 align:center Okay. Thank you, Danny. Have fun. 00:17:25.919 --> 00:17:28.172 align:center -There's milk in the fridge if you need. -I got this. 00:17:28.255 --> 00:17:29.798 align:center We can go to that cute place. 00:17:29.882 --> 00:17:31.216 align:center -Amore… -Yeah, good. I'm good. 00:17:31.300 --> 00:17:32.634 align:center -Ciao! Ciao! -Ciao! 00:17:32.718 --> 00:17:33.761 align:center Ciao! 00:17:34.344 --> 00:17:36.722 align:center Ah! It's me and you, little bugger. 00:17:37.347 --> 00:17:38.640 align:center Aw. 00:17:40.225 --> 00:17:42.019 align:center All quiet. 00:17:43.353 --> 00:17:44.480 align:center Uh-oh. 00:17:45.063 --> 00:17:46.190 align:center What? 00:18:00.704 --> 00:18:01.580 align:center Hey. 00:18:07.753 --> 00:18:09.129 align:center What are you doing? 00:18:10.047 --> 00:18:11.632 align:center You okay, little dude? 00:18:11.715 --> 00:18:13.300 align:center Ooh, okay. 00:18:13.383 --> 00:18:15.969 align:center All right, um, okay. 00:18:16.595 --> 00:18:17.763 align:center Hey. 00:18:17.846 --> 00:18:19.014 align:center Okay. 00:18:19.098 --> 00:18:21.225 align:center Oh, maybe I'll get your binky. 00:18:21.308 --> 00:18:24.019 align:center Your mommy said you need this. I'm gonna give you this. 00:18:24.102 --> 00:18:25.938 align:center How about that? You like that? Okay. 00:18:28.899 --> 00:18:30.484 align:center Yeah. No, didn't want that. 00:18:31.068 --> 00:18:32.694 align:center Okay, all right. Okay, how about… 00:18:32.778 --> 00:18:36.490 align:center No, no, no, enough is enough is enough 00:18:36.573 --> 00:18:38.200 align:center I can't go on 00:18:40.953 --> 00:18:43.205 align:center Okay, okay, okay. 00:19:19.366 --> 00:19:22.619 align:center So, do you like any music? 00:19:22.703 --> 00:19:24.663 align:center Do you mean, like, in the world? 00:19:25.914 --> 00:19:27.457 align:center I don't know what I mean. 00:19:27.541 --> 00:19:30.127 align:center I think it's going well back there. What do you think? Don't look. 00:19:30.210 --> 00:19:32.796 align:center No, watch. I can be very natural. 00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:34.882 align:center You see the state bird? Where? 00:19:36.049 --> 00:19:38.302 align:center Huh, must have flown away. 00:19:38.385 --> 00:19:41.346 align:center Hey, guys, who wants to sneak onto the beach with me? 00:19:41.430 --> 00:19:42.514 align:center Oh, you guys go. 00:19:43.140 --> 00:19:46.852 align:center Yeah, Jack and I are gonna go back. We're just, like, so tired. 00:19:46.935 --> 00:19:48.061 align:center Oh, you know what? 00:19:48.145 --> 00:19:51.148 align:center If you guys are gonna go home, I think I'm gonna go home too. 00:19:51.690 --> 00:19:52.608 align:center Uh… 00:19:53.650 --> 00:19:56.153 align:center Oh, Mark, look. Uh, BOGO sale on hermit crabs. 00:19:56.236 --> 00:19:58.197 align:center We got to do it. We got to do it. Crab brothers? 00:19:58.280 --> 00:20:01.033 align:center -Crab brothers! -Hermit crabs? Say no more. 00:20:03.202 --> 00:20:04.077 align:center Hey. 00:20:04.620 --> 00:20:05.746 align:center What's wrong with you? 00:20:05.829 --> 00:20:08.165 align:center He's nice, and he has a job, and, you know, 00:20:08.248 --> 00:20:10.375 align:center Jack said he won most of their races. 00:20:10.459 --> 00:20:12.753 align:center You're like Rita at my ShopRite. 00:20:12.836 --> 00:20:17.174 align:center Why are all married people so obsessed with setting up their single friends? 00:20:17.257 --> 00:20:22.179 align:center You know why. Because being married is weird and complicated. 00:20:22.262 --> 00:20:25.557 align:center You never get to have simple, slutty fun ever again. 00:20:26.141 --> 00:20:28.852 align:center Is there no part of you that wants that? 00:20:35.734 --> 00:20:36.902 align:center Oh, okay. 00:20:38.028 --> 00:20:39.029 align:center How are my tits? 00:20:39.112 --> 00:20:40.322 align:center They look great. 00:20:40.405 --> 00:20:41.782 align:center -Go. -Okay. 00:20:49.206 --> 00:20:50.582 align:center Wow. 00:20:50.666 --> 00:20:53.752 align:center We've really done a nice thing for our two best friends. 00:20:55.837 --> 00:20:57.130 align:center So what are we gonna do? 00:20:57.214 --> 00:21:00.092 align:center -You want to watch a movie? -Oh, yeah. Something we both like. 00:21:01.760 --> 00:21:05.055 align:center Wait, you're starting with "If you liked John Wick"? 00:21:05.138 --> 00:21:07.683 align:center -Here, you do it. -Good. 00:21:08.934 --> 00:21:11.144 align:center What's From Mouseketeer to Sex Symbol? 00:21:21.738 --> 00:21:23.365 align:center Thank you so much. 00:21:23.448 --> 00:21:24.658 align:center Thank you, thank you. 00:21:24.741 --> 00:21:27.369 align:center Oh, Claude, can you grab me one of the, uh, little papers? 00:21:27.452 --> 00:21:28.704 align:center -The receipt? -Mm. 00:21:28.787 --> 00:21:31.290 align:center No, the wipey ones. Oh, my God, what is the word? 00:21:31.373 --> 00:21:33.834 align:center -Oh, uh, the napkins. Sorry. -Oh! Yes. 00:21:33.917 --> 00:21:35.627 align:center Wow, I am so brain-dead. 00:21:36.211 --> 00:21:39.423 align:center I have not slept four straight hours in, like, a month. 00:21:40.007 --> 00:21:43.885 align:center Also, remember yesterday when I was throwing that ball with Jack? 00:21:43.969 --> 00:21:45.637 align:center Well, you were tired, I get it. 00:21:45.721 --> 00:21:47.472 align:center No, no, no, Claude. 00:21:47.556 --> 00:21:48.765 align:center I peed myself. 00:21:51.268 --> 00:21:52.561 align:center You peed! 00:21:52.644 --> 00:21:55.772 align:center Don't laugh! I really peed myself! 00:21:57.733 --> 00:22:01.570 align:center Oh, gosh. I am creature. 00:22:01.653 --> 00:22:04.781 align:center This is how everyone feels. And you're doing it alone. 00:22:04.865 --> 00:22:06.033 align:center No, I'm not. 00:22:06.116 --> 00:22:09.453 align:center Anne does basically everything, and I am so grateful for her, 00:22:09.536 --> 00:22:10.829 align:center and I really do need her. 00:22:10.912 --> 00:22:14.499 align:center But honestly, the more she does, the worse I feel. 00:22:15.375 --> 00:22:17.169 align:center -Is that terrible to say? -No. 00:22:17.878 --> 00:22:20.172 align:center This isn't hard because you're bad at it, huh? 00:22:20.255 --> 00:22:22.299 align:center -It's hard because it's fucking hard. -Yeah. 00:22:22.382 --> 00:22:25.177 align:center Hey, I remember how it was when my nieces were babies. 00:22:26.470 --> 00:22:28.180 align:center You know, it can feel like, um… 00:22:28.263 --> 00:22:29.514 align:center Come si dice? 00:22:30.265 --> 00:22:31.224 align:center …quicksand. 00:22:31.308 --> 00:22:32.184 align:center Hmm. 00:22:32.768 --> 00:22:35.979 align:center Eventually you come out of it. And you're so young. 00:22:36.063 --> 00:22:38.231 align:center You have a lot of time to uncreature. 00:22:38.315 --> 00:22:40.275 align:center Mm, yeah, how long does that take? 00:22:40.359 --> 00:22:41.485 align:center Nine years. 00:22:41.568 --> 00:22:43.445 align:center Nine years? 00:22:44.237 --> 00:22:48.408 align:center Ooh! Nine years. In nine years I'll be… 42. 00:22:49.868 --> 00:22:51.286 align:center That's pretty young. 00:22:51.370 --> 00:22:53.705 align:center I love you for saying that. 00:22:54.581 --> 00:22:57.292 align:center Hey, I'm sorry for dumping all this on you. 00:22:57.376 --> 00:23:00.295 align:center Especially when you're trying to become a parent yourself. 00:23:00.379 --> 00:23:01.546 align:center That's okay. 00:23:02.422 --> 00:23:04.716 align:center -I already know exactly how hard it is. -Hmm. 00:23:06.009 --> 00:23:07.594 align:center Do you mind if we go home to Gino? 00:23:07.677 --> 00:23:08.929 align:center Ah! 00:23:09.012 --> 00:23:11.848 align:center Oh, my God! You bastards won! 00:23:12.432 --> 00:23:13.558 align:center Gino it is! 00:23:13.642 --> 00:23:15.477 align:center -Gino. -Gino. 00:23:18.063 --> 00:23:19.064 align:center Wait up! 00:23:23.777 --> 00:23:26.196 align:center Wow, the ocean is really loud. 00:23:27.531 --> 00:23:28.365 align:center Yeah. 00:23:29.116 --> 00:23:31.827 align:center I'm sorry, my friends are insane and forced us to do this. 00:23:31.910 --> 00:23:35.122 align:center Please, my married friends are always trying to set me up too. 00:23:35.205 --> 00:23:38.875 align:center Maybe because it's so hard to split the dinner bill three ways. 00:23:41.336 --> 00:23:42.796 align:center Really, I-I… 00:23:42.879 --> 00:23:44.756 align:center I was a little relieved when I realized 00:23:44.840 --> 00:23:47.592 align:center that Kate and Jack were trying to get us together. 00:23:47.676 --> 00:23:49.094 align:center -You were? -Yeah. 00:23:49.678 --> 00:23:52.514 align:center Because before that, I thought the two of them were swingers. 00:23:53.014 --> 00:23:54.933 align:center -Wait, what? -Yes! 00:23:55.016 --> 00:23:57.769 align:center They were giving me a lot of weird compliments about my running shape. 00:23:57.853 --> 00:24:00.522 align:center And they both kept saying how well they slept the night before. 00:24:00.605 --> 00:24:01.648 align:center Oh, my God! 00:24:01.731 --> 00:24:04.192 align:center And when Kate mentioned Three's Company, 00:24:04.276 --> 00:24:06.736 align:center she really hit the "three's" and the "company." 00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:09.239 align:center Real hard. She did. 00:24:09.322 --> 00:24:12.826 align:center -No. They are definitely not swingers. -Okay, I'm just saying. 00:24:12.909 --> 00:24:15.287 align:center If that's their thing, cool with me. It's just not mine. 00:24:15.370 --> 00:24:16.663 align:center -Okay. -Okay, noted. 00:24:16.746 --> 00:24:19.875 align:center Oh, this is my sister's place. 00:24:19.958 --> 00:24:21.376 align:center Oh! 00:24:21.460 --> 00:24:22.836 align:center Do you want to come up? 00:24:24.129 --> 00:24:27.215 align:center Full disclosure, I am sleeping on an AeroBed in the den. 00:24:27.299 --> 00:24:29.426 align:center But it's totally private and everything. 00:24:29.509 --> 00:24:32.637 align:center We'd-- We'd just have to be a little quiet 'cause my mom's in the front room. 00:24:32.721 --> 00:24:35.307 align:center -But when she takes her hearing aids out-- -Yeah. Know what, Mark? 00:24:35.390 --> 00:24:37.017 align:center I don't think I need that tonight. 00:24:37.601 --> 00:24:39.311 align:center -Yeah, all good. -But thank you. 00:24:40.645 --> 00:24:42.397 align:center -Sure. -Yeah, it was good to meet you. 00:24:42.481 --> 00:24:43.482 align:center Good to meet you. 00:24:44.274 --> 00:24:45.817 align:center -Okay. -Have a good night. 00:24:48.737 --> 00:24:50.280 align:center Oh, my God! Are you okay? 00:24:50.363 --> 00:24:52.491 align:center Jesus fucking Christ! 00:24:52.574 --> 00:24:53.867 align:center Uh… Oh, God. 00:24:54.534 --> 00:24:56.745 align:center Who the fuck dug this hole? 00:24:56.828 --> 00:24:58.205 align:center That was gonna be a moat. 00:24:58.288 --> 00:25:02.000 align:center -Oh God, let me help you. -No, thank you, Mark Brett! 00:25:04.085 --> 00:25:05.629 align:center -Fuck! -Sorry. 00:25:08.465 --> 00:25:09.883 align:center It's okay! 00:25:18.099 --> 00:25:19.226 align:center What happened now? 00:25:21.061 --> 00:25:24.022 align:center I think Sandra Bullock is in Vietnam. 00:25:26.274 --> 00:25:27.901 align:center So, how was it? 00:25:27.984 --> 00:25:29.277 align:center Oh. 00:25:29.361 --> 00:25:32.656 align:center It was exactly as B-minus as I expected it to be. 00:25:32.739 --> 00:25:34.824 align:center Oh, no. 00:25:34.908 --> 00:25:36.534 align:center You're upset? 00:25:36.618 --> 00:25:38.411 align:center Yeah, I'm upset. 00:25:39.996 --> 00:25:42.999 align:center I just had to climb out of a sand hole 00:25:43.083 --> 00:25:45.627 align:center like I was on a Japanese game show. 00:25:45.710 --> 00:25:49.839 align:center I get that you guys think my life is so sad that you need to save me with a guy. 00:25:49.923 --> 00:25:51.675 align:center No, Anne. We do not. 00:25:51.758 --> 00:25:54.094 align:center But at this age, dating is a pretty surefire way 00:25:54.177 --> 00:25:56.304 align:center to end the night feeling shitty about yourself. 00:25:56.388 --> 00:25:59.140 align:center I mean, life is not a Nancy Meyers movie. 00:25:59.224 --> 00:26:01.476 align:center Well, well, well. Guess who not only held a baby-- 00:26:01.560 --> 00:26:03.395 align:center -No, Danny, she's mad. -Fuck off. 00:26:04.104 --> 00:26:08.900 align:center Listen to me when I tell you I know what I am doing. 00:26:08.984 --> 00:26:12.320 align:center Oh! What a concept. I'm a grown-ass woman! 00:26:12.404 --> 00:26:17.033 align:center I am happy, guys. I'm helping to raise a fucking person. 00:26:17.117 --> 00:26:21.496 align:center But tonight, old Anne is going to bed at a 1.4 on the joy scale. Okay? 00:26:21.580 --> 00:26:22.664 align:center So thanks a lot. 00:26:23.581 --> 00:26:25.125 align:center -I'm so sorry. -Our bad. Yeah. 00:26:25.208 --> 00:26:28.587 align:center No, you know what? You guys just don't get it. 00:26:29.170 --> 00:26:32.173 align:center You all get to end each day next to a person you like. 00:26:34.384 --> 00:26:35.260 align:center Mm. 00:26:36.052 --> 00:26:38.513 align:center Oh, and by the way, he thought Kate and Jack were swingers. 00:26:41.600 --> 00:26:43.435 align:center -Wait, what? -Ew. 00:26:46.146 --> 00:26:49.316 align:center You know, you are a person I like. 00:26:50.734 --> 00:26:52.360 align:center You're a person I like too. 00:26:54.279 --> 00:26:58.199 align:center Which is why, when you went to the craft fair without me… 00:26:58.283 --> 00:27:00.910 align:center I knew I shouldn't have filed that one as a closed case. 00:27:00.994 --> 00:27:02.287 align:center No, no. 00:27:02.370 --> 00:27:05.624 align:center It's just, you know, like, when we're at home, 00:27:05.707 --> 00:27:10.128 align:center sometimes it feels like we see each other, but, you know, you're watching baseball, 00:27:10.211 --> 00:27:12.797 align:center and I'm locked out of my New York Times account 00:27:12.881 --> 00:27:15.175 align:center for trying the wrong password too many times, and-- 00:27:15.258 --> 00:27:18.178 align:center Yeah, we don't really connect. 00:27:18.261 --> 00:27:20.889 align:center I'm glad you're having so much fun this week. 00:27:22.140 --> 00:27:24.517 align:center I just kind of wish it was with me. 00:27:24.601 --> 00:27:30.190 align:center This is really embarrassing, because you're, like, so in love with me. 00:27:32.901 --> 00:27:35.320 align:center Wait, can you believe Mark Brett thought we were swingers? 00:27:35.403 --> 00:27:37.489 align:center Yeah, it's, like, so crazy. 00:27:41.368 --> 00:27:43.536 align:center Do you think he was, like, into it? 00:27:43.620 --> 00:27:46.581 align:center I don't know. It's kind of flattering, I guess. 00:27:46.665 --> 00:27:49.376 align:center But it's just, like, swingers is so crazy. 00:27:49.459 --> 00:27:51.503 align:center Loco. 00:28:09.479 --> 00:28:12.524 align:center I won't lie. Being with the baby all night was hard. 00:28:13.566 --> 00:28:15.360 align:center It was 90 minutes. 00:28:15.443 --> 00:28:18.321 align:center Yeah, but at least now I know I can do it, right? 00:28:19.030 --> 00:28:19.989 align:center Right. 00:28:30.417 --> 00:28:33.169 align:center I guess this will be our life in a year. 00:28:34.713 --> 00:28:36.339 align:center What a miracle. 00:29:38.151 --> 00:29:39.360 align:center -Hi. -Hey. 00:29:53.708 --> 00:29:55.627 align:center Inflate the bed. be our life in a year.