WEBVTT 00:23.023 --> 00:24.899 There she is! 00:26.109 --> 00:29.237 Somebody call Sports Illustrated! 00:29.320 --> 00:31.364 Oh, let's get a picture! 00:33.658 --> 00:35.618 Mommy! 00:35.702 --> 00:37.328 Mommy! 00:38.830 --> 00:40.749 Hi, baby. 00:40.832 --> 00:43.918 Do you like the beach, Eugene? 00:44.461 --> 00:46.379 That baby needs a spit-up cloth and a nickname. 00:46.463 --> 00:48.590 -Hey! -Hey, Gin. 00:48.673 --> 00:52.177 -So, Gin, do you mind if I run-- -Bathroom, yes, go, go, go. 00:52.260 --> 00:54.929 -Oh, but we only have one-- -Diaper. I'll grab it at the house. 00:55.013 --> 00:59.309 -But in an hour, you have to pump. -I have to pump, yes. Thank you. Bye-bye. 00:59.392 --> 01:02.645 Okay, I know Annie's involved, but this is really involved, right? 01:02.729 --> 01:04.773 -Yeah. -Good news! 01:04.856 --> 01:07.650 Somebody spent too much money at the beach store. 01:08.735 --> 01:10.987 All right, so we've got Kadima. 01:11.071 --> 01:12.363 -Right. -All right? 01:12.447 --> 01:14.032 A bunch of kites. 01:14.115 --> 01:15.492 Got that toss-catch game 01:15.575 --> 01:17.994 where a Velcro salad plate is strapped to your hand. 01:18.078 --> 01:19.996 I was really hoping to read my book today, 01:20.080 --> 01:22.040 but maybe Danny or Claude would fly a kite. 01:22.123 --> 01:24.501 -It's too windy today. -I'm pretending not to hear. 01:24.584 --> 01:28.880 Hey, I'll play some toss-catch with you. I just need someone to hold the baby. 01:28.963 --> 01:31.674 Uncle Danny, come on, it's good practice. 01:31.758 --> 01:35.178 Actually, Claude wanted to take a picture with the baby, right? I got it. 01:35.261 --> 01:37.847 You want a picture with Uncle Claude. Uncle Claude. 01:37.931 --> 01:39.933 Come here, baby Gino. 01:40.600 --> 01:43.019 Gino! Gino's a good nickname, no? 01:43.103 --> 01:44.562 Yes! Gino. 01:44.646 --> 01:47.315 I don't know. It's kind of close to Ginny. 01:47.398 --> 01:49.984 I think for now we're gonna stick with Eugene. 01:50.068 --> 01:51.611 Or Gino. I like Gino. 01:51.694 --> 01:52.904 Okay, big smiles. 01:54.322 --> 01:55.323 Ah! 01:55.406 --> 01:56.991 Nailed it. 02:00.537 --> 02:02.664 Oh, thank God Ginny is sporty. 02:02.747 --> 02:05.375 You know, I feel like Jack really misses having a dude friend. 02:05.458 --> 02:07.961 Uh, excuse me. I'm a dude. 02:08.044 --> 02:10.755 Oh, okay. Do you want to go over there and talk to him about Andor? 02:10.839 --> 02:13.174 Okay, you don't have to get all violent. 02:13.258 --> 02:16.803 No, it's just Nick used to text him about sports 02:16.886 --> 02:19.389 and take him to see Steely Dan at the Prudential Center. 02:19.472 --> 02:21.683 Please, I don't want to remember my friend like that. 02:21.766 --> 02:25.728 No, I… I've been trying to connect with him and, like, 02:25.812 --> 02:27.689 boost him up, but… 02:27.772 --> 02:30.108 I don't know, it's been a long summer. 02:30.191 --> 02:31.568 Well… 02:31.651 --> 02:34.737 Well, you're here now, so just relax on the beach 02:34.821 --> 02:36.698 and read your erotica for prudes. 02:37.699 --> 02:41.452 Okay, I think this game might have been a little ambitious. 02:41.536 --> 02:43.746 I haven't been keeping up on my cardio. 02:43.830 --> 02:45.540 I'm overheated, but you keep going. 02:45.623 --> 02:47.750 Yeah, okay. No worries. 02:49.669 --> 02:53.089 I'd like to toss… catch. 02:53.882 --> 02:55.300 All right. 03:03.600 --> 03:05.101 Good, look at that. 03:06.227 --> 03:08.521 All right, athletics. Yeah, well… 03:08.605 --> 03:11.816 Okay. It got a little… caught a little bit. 03:11.900 --> 03:14.027 Told you, sports are dangerous when you're over 50. 03:14.110 --> 03:15.737 Ow. 03:15.820 --> 03:17.238 I got it. I got it. 03:28.249 --> 03:29.751 Ooh! What's for lunch? 03:29.834 --> 03:32.921 My lobster rolls that I spent all summer perfecting. 03:33.004 --> 03:35.632 And my pasta salad, which is only okay. 03:35.715 --> 03:39.802 I just got the baby to sleep. And Ginny. 03:40.803 --> 03:41.679 "And Ginny"? 03:41.763 --> 03:45.225 So what's going on with your baby? Kate said you're leaning towards adoption. 03:45.308 --> 03:48.895 Um, well, the adoption agency actually rejected us. 03:48.978 --> 03:52.440 And-- And now I'm remembering that she also said not to mention it. 03:52.523 --> 03:54.359 So that all tracks. Yeah. 03:54.442 --> 03:56.945 Well, they thought that I was too old. 03:57.028 --> 04:00.949 They took a look at all this handsome and thought, "Methuselah." 04:01.032 --> 04:02.242 Crazy. 04:02.325 --> 04:04.160 So we moved on to surrogacy. 04:04.244 --> 04:05.995 Or "sur-rog-acy"? Surrogacy? 04:06.079 --> 04:07.538 -"Sur-rog-acy," right. -"Sur-rog-acy." 04:07.622 --> 04:11.751 Anyway, we already had a Zoom with a very nice woman named Brenda. 04:12.335 --> 04:13.878 Her internet was very stable. 04:13.962 --> 04:17.131 And if we decide that she's the one, then it's full speed ahead. 04:17.215 --> 04:19.926 So are, uh, people going back to the beach after this? 04:20.009 --> 04:22.011 Maybe a Kadima tourney? 04:22.095 --> 04:23.263 -Huh? -Jack… 04:23.346 --> 04:26.683 I don't know how to tell you this. I might hate beach games. 04:27.392 --> 04:30.311 -But you-- you used to love beach games. -Did I? 04:30.395 --> 04:34.232 I feel like when we first started dating, like, we had a lot more in common. 04:34.315 --> 04:36.609 He doesn't like anything I like anymore. 04:36.693 --> 04:39.654 He didn't even want to take me to see the new Rihanna movie. 04:39.737 --> 04:40.947 He's talking about Smurfs. 04:41.030 --> 04:44.534 No couple has "things in common." 04:45.118 --> 04:47.704 When you're dating, it just feels like you do 04:47.787 --> 04:49.956 because you're lying to each other to have sex. 04:50.039 --> 04:50.915 That's what it was. 04:50.999 --> 04:53.251 Oh, Nick and I used to read the Wall Street Journal. 04:53.334 --> 04:56.879 I have a photo of me and Lou Dobbs at a book signing. 04:58.006 --> 05:00.008 I don't think I could pretend anymore. 05:00.091 --> 05:03.303 Honestly, that is why I am so glad 05:03.386 --> 05:06.639 all of this dating bullshit is totally behind me. 05:15.481 --> 05:17.900 Hey, was Annie implying that she's never dating again 05:17.984 --> 05:20.486 because she's, what, busy with Ginny's baby? 05:20.570 --> 05:24.782 Oh, I-- I don't even think she's been on a date since Terry. 05:24.866 --> 05:28.328 She's barely driven anywhere besides, like, her local ShopRite. 05:28.995 --> 05:32.332 My nonna always used to say, the moment you give up on love, 05:32.415 --> 05:35.376 death seeps into the marrow of your bones. 05:36.127 --> 05:37.128 Ugh. 05:42.008 --> 05:43.426 Oh, my God. 05:44.010 --> 05:45.511 Oh, my God, Jack made a friend. 05:45.595 --> 05:47.597 He made a beach friend. 05:48.389 --> 05:52.143 I didn't think middle-aged straight men could make new friends. 05:52.226 --> 05:53.936 As unlikely as the universe. 05:58.733 --> 06:00.068 Oh, my God. 06:09.035 --> 06:11.954 -Hey, guys, uh, this is Mark Brett. -Hi, you can call me Mark Brett. 06:12.038 --> 06:14.332 Yeah, we just dug a really big hole. 06:14.415 --> 06:15.500 Cool. 06:15.583 --> 06:17.377 Okay if Jack stays out a little longer? 06:17.460 --> 06:19.879 -I got glow-in-the-dark paddles. -Yeah, sure. 06:19.962 --> 06:22.215 I mean, I guess we can just open the rosé 06:22.298 --> 06:25.343 instead of those weird dark beers that you insisted on buying. 06:25.426 --> 06:26.511 Yes! 06:30.640 --> 06:32.683 I mean, incredible, right? 06:38.397 --> 06:40.316 -…literally impossible. -No. 06:40.400 --> 06:44.070 You-- You say it, then. You say it-- You say it five times fast. 06:45.238 --> 06:48.825 Mandy Patinkin, Potomac, Maryland. Mandy Patinkin, Potomac, Maryland. 06:48.908 --> 06:50.910 Mandy Patinkin, Po-- 06:50.993 --> 06:53.329 -Fuck you, Katherine! -Ha-ha! The reigning champion. 06:53.412 --> 06:55.039 Hey, Anne, quick question. 06:55.123 --> 06:58.418 I am gonna duct-tape towels to our windows to block out all the sun in the morning. 06:58.501 --> 07:02.255 Can you please try and figure out why this breast pump is not working? 07:02.338 --> 07:03.923 Yes, I can. 07:04.006 --> 07:05.383 Thanks. 07:05.466 --> 07:06.759 Nothing there. 07:06.843 --> 07:07.927 Okay. 07:08.010 --> 07:10.388 Now let's, yeah, put it on. 07:13.683 --> 07:16.060 -Yeah, and it's sucking. -What the fuck? 07:16.144 --> 07:19.605 So, you must not have your nipple all the way in. 07:19.689 --> 07:21.774 -Don't freak out. -Okay. Thanks, A. 07:21.858 --> 07:23.651 -Okay. -Night. 07:24.235 --> 07:26.320 -You want some, my love? -I do. 07:26.404 --> 07:29.991 -Of course you do. -But of course. Thank you. 07:30.074 --> 07:35.705 So, uh, Annie, how's this whole, um, Ginny situation going? 07:36.956 --> 07:39.208 You're asking because this seems weird, right? 07:39.292 --> 07:41.043 No, we just want to make sure you're happy. 07:43.045 --> 07:44.130 Okay. 07:45.923 --> 07:50.261 You know how when you hit your fifties, you just sort of never feel joy again? 07:50.344 --> 07:52.847 Yeah, I'm holding steady at a five at all times. 07:52.930 --> 07:55.266 Okay, when I am with this baby, 07:55.349 --> 07:59.187 I feel helpful, and I am good at it, and I do feel joy. 07:59.270 --> 08:02.231 Like real, real, real joy. 08:02.315 --> 08:05.818 Ooh, and I get to look at his sweet, squishy little face. 08:05.902 --> 08:10.239 Oh, I just feel joy that hurts my molars. 08:10.323 --> 08:12.158 Yeah, but you don't have to give up everything. 08:12.241 --> 08:14.952 I mean, you can still make dinner plans and go on dates. 08:15.578 --> 08:19.373 I mean, a baby comes into your life, not the other way around. 08:20.958 --> 08:23.753 Well, amore mio, we'll have to make a few changes. 08:24.754 --> 08:28.883 It may be a while before our baby is up for a 10:30 dinner at Balthazar. 08:28.966 --> 08:31.719 Hey, where have you been? You missed dinner. 08:31.802 --> 08:34.889 -Hey, stranger. -I know, I'm sorry. Yeah. But I did eat. 08:34.972 --> 08:38.184 Mark's, uh, cooler had IPAs and a bunch of Uncrustables. 08:38.267 --> 08:39.560 -Mm! -What is it? 08:39.644 --> 08:41.437 Peanut butter rolled up in a sock. 08:42.146 --> 08:43.856 Well, I'm gonna shower and head to bed. 08:43.940 --> 08:45.942 I am so ready for those blackout curtains. 08:46.025 --> 08:50.738 Hang on, your room has blackout curtains, but ours has a baby in it? 08:52.406 --> 08:53.783 Ooh. 08:53.866 --> 08:54.742 Yeah. 09:02.291 --> 09:05.586 It was nice of you to offer to switch. Should we push the beds together? 09:05.670 --> 09:07.338 Honestly, I'm beat. 09:07.421 --> 09:10.466 You know, Mark and I did so many races. 09:11.008 --> 09:12.677 But we can move them tomorrow. 09:12.760 --> 09:13.886 Okay. 09:31.529 --> 09:35.449 Well, another Nick and Ginny sex noise, when you think about it. 09:38.411 --> 09:44.000 You know, when we have a baby, we'll have this sound all the time. 09:44.584 --> 09:46.919 It won't be a problem, babe. I can sleep through anything. 09:47.587 --> 09:50.006 Except you don't sleep through it. 09:50.089 --> 09:52.216 When the baby cries, you get up. 09:59.432 --> 10:01.767 What the hell is all that? 10:02.685 --> 10:04.729 To make the baby stop crying. 10:05.980 --> 10:08.482 It mimics the sound of a womb. 10:09.984 --> 10:11.736 The womb makes a sound? 10:25.041 --> 10:28.210 Oh, Jesus! It's 9:40. 10:28.711 --> 10:30.463 Oh, my God. 10:32.048 --> 10:35.051 That was the best night's sleep I've had in like a year. 10:35.134 --> 10:37.553 -Is that a bummer to say? -No, same. 10:37.637 --> 10:39.472 I guess give it up for twins. 10:42.767 --> 10:43.809 You're in a good mood. 10:43.893 --> 10:46.771 Want to go get breakfast tacos and go check out the craft fair with me? 10:46.854 --> 10:50.733 Ugh. Craft fair. You know I hate disappointing hopeful vendors. 10:50.816 --> 10:53.903 I was thinking I'd go to the beach, see if Mark Brett wants to boogie board. 10:54.570 --> 10:56.947 Okay. You do your thing, and I'll do mine. 10:57.031 --> 10:58.991 Great. Well, if you see the T-shirt guy, 10:59.075 --> 11:02.495 I still regret not getting that one that said, "Keep calm and fuhgeddaboudit." 11:14.173 --> 11:16.092 -All right. -What do we think? 11:16.175 --> 11:19.762 -I think it's pretty good. -We're gonna go for record height. 11:21.514 --> 11:23.015 You're the kite whisperer. 11:23.099 --> 11:25.184 Okay, here we go. Ready? 11:29.689 --> 11:31.732 Wow, you really zipped through that. 11:31.816 --> 11:34.944 Well, my husband's on a playdate, and I got nine hours of sleep last night. 11:35.027 --> 11:37.655 All right, come through, New Jersey. This bitch got REM sleep. 11:39.657 --> 11:41.325 Oh, Anne's not coming now. 11:41.409 --> 11:43.953 She said she was up late with the baby 11:44.036 --> 11:47.707 and wants to stay home and watch Three's Company reruns with Ginny. 11:47.790 --> 11:51.544 That's too much. You know what? Tell her I'll take care of him tonight. 11:51.627 --> 11:54.213 Yes. Get her out of the house. 11:54.714 --> 11:58.384 Somebody else can watch that baby sleep and feed it food and water. 11:58.467 --> 12:01.887 Danny, you cannot give a newborn baby water. Or food. 12:01.971 --> 12:03.264 I know that. 12:04.890 --> 12:06.267 But then, 12:06.350 --> 12:07.685 what's baby food? 12:07.768 --> 12:09.311 For when they're older. 12:09.395 --> 12:11.021 I know that, Katherine. 12:11.564 --> 12:14.066 Okay? I was just kidding. 12:15.651 --> 12:18.070 What are those two dipshits talking about? 12:18.154 --> 12:21.907 College ball, Gatorade flavors, Black Friday sales on… 12:21.991 --> 12:24.827 -350-inch TVs. Ah! -350-inch TVs. Ah! 12:25.703 --> 12:29.290 And when you lose a friend, obviously that's hard. 12:29.373 --> 12:32.334 But the thing I didn't expect was how that relationship 12:32.418 --> 12:34.754 was connected to every other relationship. 12:34.837 --> 12:36.964 I lost my dad when I was in high school. 12:37.047 --> 12:40.843 And I remember this therapist told me, 12:40.926 --> 12:44.138 "Your grief doesn't get smaller, you gotta get bigger." 12:45.806 --> 12:47.349 "The Mets lost again." 12:47.433 --> 12:51.103 "Oh, I'm gonna zip up my windbreaker, real mad about it." 12:51.187 --> 12:53.772 You know, I don't know if our coach was abusive, 12:53.856 --> 12:56.776 but in hindsight, the way that he would speak to us… 12:56.859 --> 13:01.322 You just wish the 10-year-old you could have said, "Hey, this is not okay." 13:02.239 --> 13:04.158 I mean, we were just boys. 13:04.241 --> 13:06.952 "Oh, I just bought a whiskey-flavored body wash." 13:07.036 --> 13:08.871 "I'm gonna wash my taint with it." 13:10.039 --> 13:12.041 Men do sound exactly like this. 13:15.252 --> 13:17.963 Hey, uh, we're gonna go get a bucket of beers in town. 13:18.047 --> 13:21.217 -Can Mark come to dinner? -Oh, sure. If his mom says it's okay. 13:21.300 --> 13:22.801 I know you're making fun of me, 13:22.885 --> 13:25.262 but his mom is here, and he's asking her right now. 13:28.849 --> 13:29.975 Ha! 13:31.519 --> 13:33.062 Is it just him, or is he married? 13:33.145 --> 13:35.856 Divorced. But he and Rachel are in a really good place. 13:36.690 --> 13:37.983 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 13:39.151 --> 13:43.531 So you mean that Mark Brett is single? We should sit him next to Anne. 13:43.614 --> 13:45.616 That's not a bad idea. 13:45.699 --> 13:49.036 All right? Right? He's a hetero eight. 13:49.119 --> 13:51.413 -Yeah. -What number hetero am I? 13:51.497 --> 13:54.500 Oh, honey, asking makes you an automatic four. 13:58.963 --> 14:01.423 Every time he has Lobster Thermidor, he gets sick, 14:01.507 --> 14:04.343 but then he always forgets and orders it again. 14:05.594 --> 14:07.137 I hope you don't mind seafood, Mark. 14:07.221 --> 14:09.765 Well, as I like to say, seafood is me food. 14:12.101 --> 14:13.853 Uh, maybe 7.5. 14:13.936 --> 14:15.187 Stop. 14:17.106 --> 14:20.484 Wait, that's crazy. We were just talking about that shirt. 14:20.568 --> 14:22.695 Okay, I-I have a confession. 14:22.778 --> 14:27.199 -We were riding our bikes, and, you know-- -Did you go to the craft fair without me? 14:29.326 --> 14:31.370 Mm, are you mad? 14:31.453 --> 14:33.747 What are the chances you'll take the shirt's advice? 14:33.831 --> 14:35.291 Ow! What? Get away from me. 14:35.374 --> 14:37.084 There she is, night out legend! 14:37.167 --> 14:39.336 -Saved you a seat. -Oh. 14:39.420 --> 14:43.757 Anne, uh, this is Jack's friend, the handsome Mark Brett. 14:43.841 --> 14:44.842 -Hi. -Hi. 14:44.925 --> 14:47.011 Anne. World's latest person. 14:48.387 --> 14:50.139 Right? 14:50.222 --> 14:51.807 -She's funny. She's a funny person. -Yeah. 14:51.891 --> 14:53.809 -Always saying stuff like that. -This one. 14:53.892 --> 14:54.727 She's funny. 14:54.810 --> 14:56.437 -Want one of these? -Nah, I'm good. 14:59.023 --> 15:00.441 -It's all right. -So… 15:01.233 --> 15:02.401 Thoughts on Mark Brett? 15:03.736 --> 15:05.821 Jack's friend? I don't know. 15:05.905 --> 15:08.073 Seems kind of boring, but he's nice enough. 15:08.157 --> 15:09.700 Well, he's single. 15:09.783 --> 15:11.952 Well, he hasn't said a word to me all night. 15:12.036 --> 15:13.537 He kept pouring water for you. 15:13.621 --> 15:15.873 The forearms were defined. 15:15.956 --> 15:18.167 I promise, I meant what I said yesterday. 15:18.250 --> 15:19.668 I'm happy. 15:21.795 --> 15:24.465 Okay, but it's your vacation, your night off. 15:24.548 --> 15:27.051 Yeah, and I don't want to waste it trying to impress some guy 15:27.134 --> 15:28.636 who's probably not gonna be into it. 15:32.556 --> 15:35.100 Do you not want to fuck Mark, or are you scared to fuck Mark? 15:35.184 --> 15:37.436 Yeah, or you could just kiss and feel each other up. 15:38.437 --> 15:40.981 We just met during appetizers, and dessert isn't even on the table. 15:41.065 --> 15:42.483 What is wrong with you? 15:42.566 --> 15:45.235 I'm just concerned that your decision to co-parent 15:45.319 --> 15:47.404 your ex-husband's girlfriend's new baby 15:47.488 --> 15:49.990 may be a stall tactic because you're afraid to live your life. 15:50.074 --> 15:52.326 Oh, I'm afraid? 15:52.409 --> 15:55.996 You're the one who wants to be a dad, and you're too scared to hold a baby. 15:56.080 --> 15:57.331 No, I'm not! 15:58.624 --> 16:02.086 Well, you wouldn't take the baby when I needed to go to the bathroom. 16:02.169 --> 16:04.463 I had to lay him on a bath mat so I could wash my hands. 16:05.589 --> 16:08.717 See? Focus on your own problems. 16:11.595 --> 16:13.555 I'm gonna go check on Claude. 16:14.264 --> 16:17.685 And anyway, you have a straw wrapper in your clam chowder. 16:17.768 --> 16:19.061 What? 16:19.728 --> 16:20.854 Come on! 16:23.357 --> 16:25.401 Well, as far as TV goes, 16:25.484 --> 16:28.737 um, I'm down with pretty much anything in the Bosch universe. 16:28.821 --> 16:30.948 -Yep. -Bosch, Bosch Legacy. 16:31.031 --> 16:32.574 Ballard, of course. 16:32.658 --> 16:35.536 -A hundred percent. -But my all-time favorite TV show? 16:35.619 --> 16:36.870 Three's Company. 16:36.954 --> 16:38.789 Anne, did you hear that? 16:38.872 --> 16:40.582 Three's Company. 16:42.710 --> 16:44.002 I did. 16:50.968 --> 16:54.138 Uh, what happened in the episode before this? 16:54.221 --> 16:57.599 Yeah, I don't know, but there's a lot of miscommunication. 16:58.851 --> 17:02.521 Why can't they just say things plainly to each other, you know? 17:03.188 --> 17:05.441 Ginny, maybe you need a break? 17:05.524 --> 17:06.984 Yes, you do. 17:07.901 --> 17:12.406 Claude, you're taking Ginny for ice cream. I'm gonna babysit Gino. 17:12.489 --> 17:13.657 Where's the little bean? 17:13.741 --> 17:15.492 Uh, he's upstairs, sleeping. 17:15.576 --> 17:18.328 Also, I think we're gonna stick with Eugene for now. 17:18.412 --> 17:23.000 -Amore, are you sure? -We'll be fine. Go, go! I got it. 17:23.083 --> 17:25.836 Okay. Thank you, Danny. Have fun. 17:25.919 --> 17:28.172 -There's milk in the fridge if you need. -I got this. 17:28.255 --> 17:29.798 We can go to that cute place. 17:29.882 --> 17:31.216 -Amore… -Yeah, good. I'm good. 17:31.300 --> 17:32.634 -Ciao! Ciao! -Ciao! 17:32.718 --> 17:33.761 Ciao! 17:34.344 --> 17:36.722 Ah! It's me and you, little bugger. 17:37.347 --> 17:38.640 Aw. 17:40.225 --> 17:42.019 All quiet. 17:43.353 --> 17:44.480 Uh-oh. 17:45.063 --> 17:46.190 What? 18:00.704 --> 18:01.580 Hey. 18:07.753 --> 18:09.129 What are you doing? 18:10.047 --> 18:11.632 You okay, little dude? 18:11.715 --> 18:13.300 Ooh, okay. 18:13.383 --> 18:15.969 All right, um, okay. 18:16.595 --> 18:17.763 Hey. 18:17.846 --> 18:19.014 Okay. 18:19.098 --> 18:21.225 Oh, maybe I'll get your binky. 18:21.308 --> 18:24.019 Your mommy said you need this. I'm gonna give you this. 18:24.102 --> 18:25.938 How about that? You like that? Okay. 18:28.899 --> 18:30.484 Yeah. No, didn't want that. 18:31.068 --> 18:32.694 Okay, all right. Okay, how about… 18:32.778 --> 18:36.490 No, no, no, enough is enough is enough 18:36.573 --> 18:38.200 I can't go on 18:40.953 --> 18:43.205 Okay, okay, okay. 19:19.366 --> 19:22.619 So, do you like any music? 19:22.703 --> 19:24.663 Do you mean, like, in the world? 19:25.914 --> 19:27.457 I don't know what I mean. 19:27.541 --> 19:30.127 I think it's going well back there. What do you think? Don't look. 19:30.210 --> 19:32.796 No, watch. I can be very natural. 19:32.880 --> 19:34.882 You see the state bird? Where? 19:36.049 --> 19:38.302 Huh, must have flown away. 19:38.385 --> 19:41.346 Hey, guys, who wants to sneak onto the beach with me? 19:41.430 --> 19:42.514 Oh, you guys go. 19:43.140 --> 19:46.852 Yeah, Jack and I are gonna go back. We're just, like, so tired. 19:46.935 --> 19:48.061 Oh, you know what? 19:48.145 --> 19:51.148 If you guys are gonna go home, I think I'm gonna go home too. 19:51.690 --> 19:52.608 Uh… 19:53.650 --> 19:56.153 Oh, Mark, look. Uh, BOGO sale on hermit crabs. 19:56.236 --> 19:58.197 We got to do it. We got to do it. Crab brothers? 19:58.280 --> 20:01.033 -Crab brothers! -Hermit crabs? Say no more. 20:03.202 --> 20:04.077 Hey. 20:04.620 --> 20:05.746 What's wrong with you? 20:05.829 --> 20:08.165 He's nice, and he has a job, and, you know, 20:08.248 --> 20:10.375 Jack said he won most of their races. 20:10.459 --> 20:12.753 You're like Rita at my ShopRite. 20:12.836 --> 20:17.174 Why are all married people so obsessed with setting up their single friends? 20:17.257 --> 20:22.179 You know why. Because being married is weird and complicated. 20:22.262 --> 20:25.557 You never get to have simple, slutty fun ever again. 20:26.141 --> 20:28.852 Is there no part of you that wants that? 20:35.734 --> 20:36.902 Oh, okay. 20:38.028 --> 20:39.029 How are my tits? 20:39.112 --> 20:40.322 They look great. 20:40.405 --> 20:41.782 -Go. -Okay. 20:49.206 --> 20:50.582 Wow. 20:50.666 --> 20:53.752 We've really done a nice thing for our two best friends. 20:55.837 --> 20:57.130 So what are we gonna do? 20:57.214 --> 21:00.092 -You want to watch a movie? -Oh, yeah. Something we both like. 21:01.760 --> 21:05.055 Wait, you're starting with "If you liked John Wick"? 21:05.138 --> 21:07.683 -Here, you do it. -Good. 21:08.934 --> 21:11.144 What's From Mouseketeer to Sex Symbol? 21:21.738 --> 21:23.365 Thank you so much. 21:23.448 --> 21:24.658 Thank you, thank you. 21:24.741 --> 21:27.369 Oh, Claude, can you grab me one of the, uh, little papers? 21:27.452 --> 21:28.704 -The receipt? -Mm. 21:28.787 --> 21:31.290 No, the wipey ones. Oh, my God, what is the word? 21:31.373 --> 21:33.834 -Oh, uh, the napkins. Sorry. -Oh! Yes. 21:33.917 --> 21:35.627 Wow, I am so brain-dead. 21:36.211 --> 21:39.423 I have not slept four straight hours in, like, a month. 21:40.007 --> 21:43.885 Also, remember yesterday when I was throwing that ball with Jack? 21:43.969 --> 21:45.637 Well, you were tired, I get it. 21:45.721 --> 21:47.472 No, no, no, Claude. 21:47.556 --> 21:48.765 I peed myself. 21:51.268 --> 21:52.561 You peed! 21:52.644 --> 21:55.772 Don't laugh! I really peed myself! 21:57.733 --> 22:01.570 Oh, gosh. I am creature. 22:01.653 --> 22:04.781 This is how everyone feels. And you're doing it alone. 22:04.865 --> 22:06.033 No, I'm not. 22:06.116 --> 22:09.453 Anne does basically everything, and I am so grateful for her, 22:09.536 --> 22:10.829 and I really do need her. 22:10.912 --> 22:14.499 But honestly, the more she does, the worse I feel. 22:15.375 --> 22:17.169 -Is that terrible to say? -No. 22:17.878 --> 22:20.172 This isn't hard because you're bad at it, huh? 22:20.255 --> 22:22.299 -It's hard because it's fucking hard. -Yeah. 22:22.382 --> 22:25.177 Hey, I remember how it was when my nieces were babies. 22:26.470 --> 22:28.180 You know, it can feel like, um… 22:28.263 --> 22:29.514 Come si dice? 22:30.265 --> 22:31.224 …quicksand. 22:31.308 --> 22:32.184 Hmm. 22:32.768 --> 22:35.979 Eventually you come out of it. And you're so young. 22:36.063 --> 22:38.231 You have a lot of time to uncreature. 22:38.315 --> 22:40.275 Mm, yeah, how long does that take? 22:40.359 --> 22:41.485 Nine years. 22:41.568 --> 22:43.445 Nine years? 22:44.237 --> 22:48.408 Ooh! Nine years. In nine years I'll be… 42. 22:49.868 --> 22:51.286 That's pretty young. 22:51.370 --> 22:53.705 I love you for saying that. 22:54.581 --> 22:57.292 Hey, I'm sorry for dumping all this on you. 22:57.376 --> 23:00.295 Especially when you're trying to become a parent yourself. 23:00.379 --> 23:01.546 That's okay. 23:02.422 --> 23:04.716 -I already know exactly how hard it is. -Hmm. 23:06.009 --> 23:07.594 Do you mind if we go home to Gino? 23:07.677 --> 23:08.929 Ah! 23:09.012 --> 23:11.848 Oh, my God! You bastards won! 23:12.432 --> 23:13.558 Gino it is! 23:13.642 --> 23:15.477 -Gino. -Gino. 23:18.063 --> 23:19.064 Wait up! 23:23.777 --> 23:26.196 Wow, the ocean is really loud. 23:27.531 --> 23:28.365 Yeah. 23:29.116 --> 23:31.827 I'm sorry, my friends are insane and forced us to do this. 23:31.910 --> 23:35.122 Please, my married friends are always trying to set me up too. 23:35.205 --> 23:38.875 Maybe because it's so hard to split the dinner bill three ways. 23:41.336 --> 23:42.796 Really, I-I… 23:42.879 --> 23:44.756 I was a little relieved when I realized 23:44.840 --> 23:47.592 that Kate and Jack were trying to get us together. 23:47.676 --> 23:49.094 -You were? -Yeah. 23:49.678 --> 23:52.514 Because before that, I thought the two of them were swingers. 23:53.014 --> 23:54.933 -Wait, what? -Yes! 23:55.016 --> 23:57.769 They were giving me a lot of weird compliments about my running shape. 23:57.853 --> 24:00.522 And they both kept saying how well they slept the night before. 24:00.605 --> 24:01.648 Oh, my God! 24:01.731 --> 24:04.192 And when Kate mentioned Three's Company, 24:04.276 --> 24:06.736 she really hit the "three's" and the "company." 24:07.279 --> 24:09.239 Real hard. She did. 24:09.322 --> 24:12.826 -No. They are definitely not swingers. -Okay, I'm just saying. 24:12.909 --> 24:15.287 If that's their thing, cool with me. It's just not mine. 24:15.370 --> 24:16.663 -Okay. -Okay, noted. 24:16.746 --> 24:19.875 Oh, this is my sister's place. 24:19.958 --> 24:21.376 Oh! 24:21.460 --> 24:22.836 Do you want to come up? 24:24.129 --> 24:27.215 Full disclosure, I am sleeping on an AeroBed in the den. 24:27.299 --> 24:29.426 But it's totally private and everything. 24:29.509 --> 24:32.637 We'd-- We'd just have to be a little quiet 'cause my mom's in the front room. 24:32.721 --> 24:35.307 -But when she takes her hearing aids out-- -Yeah. Know what, Mark? 24:35.390 --> 24:37.017 I don't think I need that tonight. 24:37.601 --> 24:39.311 -Yeah, all good. -But thank you. 24:40.645 --> 24:42.397 -Sure. -Yeah, it was good to meet you. 24:42.481 --> 24:43.482 Good to meet you. 24:44.274 --> 24:45.817 -Okay. -Have a good night. 24:48.737 --> 24:50.280 Oh, my God! Are you okay? 24:50.363 --> 24:52.491 Jesus fucking Christ! 24:52.574 --> 24:53.867 Uh… Oh, God. 24:54.534 --> 24:56.745 Who the fuck dug this hole? 24:56.828 --> 24:58.205 That was gonna be a moat. 24:58.288 --> 25:02.000 -Oh God, let me help you. -No, thank you, Mark Brett! 25:04.085 --> 25:05.629 -Fuck! -Sorry. 25:08.465 --> 25:09.883 It's okay! 25:18.099 --> 25:19.226 What happened now? 25:21.061 --> 25:24.022 I think Sandra Bullock is in Vietnam. 25:26.274 --> 25:27.901 So, how was it? 25:27.984 --> 25:29.277 Oh. 25:29.361 --> 25:32.656 It was exactly as B-minus as I expected it to be. 25:32.739 --> 25:34.824 Oh, no. 25:34.908 --> 25:36.534 You're upset? 25:36.618 --> 25:38.411 Yeah, I'm upset. 25:39.996 --> 25:42.999 I just had to climb out of a sand hole 25:43.083 --> 25:45.627 like I was on a Japanese game show. 25:45.710 --> 25:49.839 I get that you guys think my life is so sad that you need to save me with a guy. 25:49.923 --> 25:51.675 No, Anne. We do not. 25:51.758 --> 25:54.094 But at this age, dating is a pretty surefire way 25:54.177 --> 25:56.304 to end the night feeling shitty about yourself. 25:56.388 --> 25:59.140 I mean, life is not a Nancy Meyers movie. 25:59.224 --> 26:01.476 Well, well, well. Guess who not only held a baby-- 26:01.560 --> 26:03.395 -No, Danny, she's mad. -Fuck off. 26:04.104 --> 26:08.900 Listen to me when I tell you I know what I am doing. 26:08.984 --> 26:12.320 Oh! What a concept. I'm a grown-ass woman! 26:12.404 --> 26:17.033 I am happy, guys. I'm helping to raise a fucking person. 26:17.117 --> 26:21.496 But tonight, old Anne is going to bed at a 1.4 on the joy scale. Okay? 26:21.580 --> 26:22.664 So thanks a lot. 26:23.581 --> 26:25.125 -I'm so sorry. -Our bad. Yeah. 26:25.208 --> 26:28.587 No, you know what? You guys just don't get it. 26:29.170 --> 26:32.173 You all get to end each day next to a person you like. 26:34.384 --> 26:35.260 Mm. 26:36.052 --> 26:38.513 Oh, and by the way, he thought Kate and Jack were swingers. 26:41.600 --> 26:43.435 -Wait, what? -Ew. 26:46.146 --> 26:49.316 You know, you are a person I like. 26:50.734 --> 26:52.360 You're a person I like too. 26:54.279 --> 26:58.199 Which is why, when you went to the craft fair without me… 26:58.283 --> 27:00.910 I knew I shouldn't have filed that one as a closed case. 27:00.994 --> 27:02.287 No, no. 27:02.370 --> 27:05.624 It's just, you know, like, when we're at home, 27:05.707 --> 27:10.128 sometimes it feels like we see each other, but, you know, you're watching baseball, 27:10.211 --> 27:12.797 and I'm locked out of my New York Times account 27:12.881 --> 27:15.175 for trying the wrong password too many times, and-- 27:15.258 --> 27:18.178 Yeah, we don't really connect. 27:18.261 --> 27:20.889 I'm glad you're having so much fun this week. 27:22.140 --> 27:24.517 I just kind of wish it was with me. 27:24.601 --> 27:30.190 This is really embarrassing, because you're, like, so in love with me. 27:32.901 --> 27:35.320 Wait, can you believe Mark Brett thought we were swingers? 27:35.403 --> 27:37.489 Yeah, it's, like, so crazy. 27:41.368 --> 27:43.536 Do you think he was, like, into it? 27:43.620 --> 27:46.581 I don't know. It's kind of flattering, I guess. 27:46.665 --> 27:49.376 But it's just, like, swingers is so crazy. 27:49.459 --> 27:51.503 Loco. 28:09.479 --> 28:12.524 I won't lie. Being with the baby all night was hard. 28:13.566 --> 28:15.360 It was 90 minutes. 28:15.443 --> 28:18.321 Yeah, but at least now I know I can do it, right? 28:19.030 --> 28:19.989 Right. 28:30.417 --> 28:33.169 I guess this will be our life in a year. 28:34.713 --> 28:36.339 What a miracle. 29:38.151 --> 29:39.360 -Hi. -Hey. 29:53.708 --> 29:55.627 Inflate the bed. be our life in a year.