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-All units…
-Let's go, let's go!

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This is crazy. How long are they
gonna make us stay in here?

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Yeah, you know,
let me go see what I can find out.

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Cops and teachers,
we're both civil servants.

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Sir, get back inside,
or we will arrest you!

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That's what I thought, thank you.

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Uh, they got, uh,
nothing new to report, so…

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There's nothing about it online.

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Let me see.

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Last thing you searched was
"Baked by Melissa husband."

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Give me that.

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Look, there's nothing
for us to do except remain calm.

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In fact, it might make us feel better

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if we just ignore
all the chaos outside, right?

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It's stuck.

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I found it. Oh, my God.

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The police are looking for a madman
who murdered ten nurses in the dormitory.

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Oh, my God.

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Oh no, this is from 1977.

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Fuck.

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This is why I said we should just
spread his ashes when we had the chance.

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Oh. You knew?

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You knew there was gonna be
a manhunt, that's why?

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You don't wanna be here either, toots.

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Oh shit, not "toots."

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Okay, come on. Look.

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We all just need to take
a deep breath and calm down.

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Come on, everybody, do it with me.

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Inhale through your nose.

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And exhale through your--

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…through your mouth.

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Why do you mock me,
you fuzzy son of a bitch?!

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Fanculo!

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Okay.

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Hey.

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So, why didn't you tell me
there was Anne and Ginny drama?

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You were so excited
everyone was together again, you know.

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I heard you humming Randy Newman
while checking for ticks. Don't be mad.

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No, I'm not mad,
but I feel like I made it worse.

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Oh.

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-Maybe I'll go talk to them.
-I don't know.

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No, it's my fault.
I can't just do nothing.

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You so can. I do nothing all the time.

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I saw a lady faint in the grocery store.
I froze. She hit her head.

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Guys, look,
I know we're all tired and hangry,

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but since we're trapped here anyway,

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it might be
a nice opportunity to clear the air.

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Jack, no.

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I know it's uncomfortable,

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but you two are both good people.

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Both strong, fierce women.

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-Oh, Jesus Christ.
-God, you suck.

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See? Some common ground already! Huh?

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Look, I truly believe that this is one
hard conversation away from being solved.

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Okay, fine.

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Ginny, I never expected
to be in charge of Nick's estate.

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I wanted to go through proper channels
and handle it the right way.

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By ignoring my calls and emails.

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I was advised that child support is
typically handled after the child is born.

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So what, I'm just supposed to…

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…give birth

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and then, quick,
walk on over to Pottery Barn

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and buy a baby crib in my hospital gown?

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Okay, okay, both valid points.

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You decided to fight dirty and sue me.

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Because I am worried

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about money for this baby,

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and you, meanwhile,

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are sitting on two houses and a boat.

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Because Nick was too busy humping
his way through our Marriott points

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to sign the divorce papers.

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And there it is.

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-That's what this is really about.
-What?

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Dragging your feet on purpose
'cause you still resent me.

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I was waiting until the baby was born!

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I mean, if I wanted to be an asshole,
I could have been an asshole.

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My lawyer wanted me to ask
for a paternity test.

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Uh, Ginny, wa--

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Oh.

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Fuck off, all of you.

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And by the way, this is my area now.

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Okay, well, rocky start,
but we'll get there, huh?

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Maybe everyone's just hangry.

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Keep saying "hangry." It helps.

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Hey, let's go check out
the manager's office for some food.

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-I can go with you.
-No, we got it.

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Did it seem like he was mad at me?

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Seems like everybody's mad at everybody.

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I was honest with him,
and now he's punishing me.

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Oh, man, look,
just get ahead of it and say sorry.

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I-I apologize to Kate
for shit I didn't even do.

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Rain, her hating a movie,

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me cheating in a dream.

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But I'm not sorry, Jack.

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I'm allowed to say how I feel
and not back down.

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-Right?
-Of course.

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-Yeah.
-Hmm!

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Hey, you know what?
I bet there's food in that Snack Shack.

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I mean, the cops are up the road now.
We can just break into the--

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No, no, no, we can't. It's too dangerous.
That's what they said.

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Weren't you in the Italian army?

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I played the trumpet.

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Man, Jared is a slob behind the scenes.

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Food, food.

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Come on, tuna.

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Something. Nope.

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All right.

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Do you think that Nick and Ginny
planned this baby?

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Probably not.

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Most babies are unplanned.

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Jack and I hemmed and hawed

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about when would be the right time
to have a kid, and then one weekend,

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Wegmans had a sale
on margarita mix, and boom.

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Hmm.

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Wait, are you thinking
about having a baby?

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No. I don't know.

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-Stop looking at me like that.
-When did this happen?

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If I had a dollar for every time you
told me, "Thank God I don't have kids…"

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Girl, you'd have like $60. Calm down.

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At first we didn't want them.

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We weren't willing to give up our youth,
beauty, or freedom the way you all did.

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We weren't using any of that stuff anyway.

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At times we'd think about it
more seriously,

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but we were never on the same page.

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It's so hard when you don't have
a biological clock.

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Sure, Danny.

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It is! It's not like we can have
a margarita baby.

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We both have to be 100% sure
at the same time

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through every step of a long process.

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Okay, that does sound hard.
So… do you want a baby?

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I don't know.

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Maybe.

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I've been asking myself what this
next chapter of our lives is gonna be.

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I mean, Nick died, and I didn't.
Shouldn't I do something meaningful?

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Not just redo my kitchen
over and over again?

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Okay, so what percentage sure
are you right now?

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Forty-two.

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-Holy shit, that's high.
-It is?

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Yeah. Jack and I combined were like 13.

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Anything over 60 and you're basically
one of those TLC families

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that has a blonde child
every eight months.

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Are you gonna tell Claude?

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Maybe, if we survive the night.

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Okay, here we go!

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Oh! Thank you, Jared.

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I forgive you
for leaving us all to die. Come on.

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Okay. There is no food,
but there is vodka.

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It says "for clean treadmill" in Sharpie
on the side, but it's fine, I tasted it.

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Who wants some?

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Gimme.

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What are you doing?

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I think there's food in this cabinet.
Smells like peanut butter.

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Maybe there's cookies inside.

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Are you trying to guess the combination?
Why don't you just smash it open?

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Well, I'm not a smasher, I'm a fixer.

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There's enough broken things in the world.

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You think it's written down somewhere?

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No, I don't know
if Jared is that organized.

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Okay.

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Someone in the West Village
would pay 18 bucks for this.

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Honey, I know this weekend
isn't turning out how you planned,

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but they'll work it out.

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No, look, this is the kind of thing,
if you don't deal with it right away,

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it'll get toxic,
like that black mold in our basement.

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-Yeah, by the way--
-I still haven't called the guy.

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Hmm.

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-Marathon app says you just logged a run.
-Oh, uh, yeah.

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I set it to add my runs automatically,
I didn't want to forget to log any miles

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and then accidentally mess up
the training schedule.

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But the whole point of the app,
though, is that it doesn't let you forget.

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I'll go on later and fix it.

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Okay.

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I'm gonna go try again with Anne.

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Oh, I don't know. I've never seen
anybody that angry on a swing before.

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Anne?

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Anne?

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Anne!

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You're in my area.

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Look, I am-- I am sorry about earlier,

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but I know you.

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You are a kind and generous
and all-around great gal, right?

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And-- And I cannot begin
to understand the complicated feelings

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you must be having towards Ginny.

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I know you want to do the right thing,
but at the same time,

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there's a part of you that's having
a hard time forgiving her.

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-Please just leave me alone.
-You know I can't do that, Anne.

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Look, I get it, all right?

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With Nick gone,

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you gotta make sure that that money
lasts you for the rest of your life.

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And plus,
you got Lila to think about, right?

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But if you could just look in the mirror
and ask yourself,

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Anne, what is this really about?

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You want to know what this is about,
Jack? I'm a fucking moron.

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That's what it's about.

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I am literally paralyzed because
my executive functioning is for shit.

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My lawyer sent me these huge binders
to decide if I wanted

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to put the money in a TOD account
or liquidate the bonds into an IRA.

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Can't do it before this day, but have
to do it before this day, because taxes.

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And you know what I did instead?

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I put the binder in the freezer.

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To punish it.

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Well, what if you keep it simple?
You just sell the boat--

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I can't sell the boat, Jack,
because I traded it for two donkeys.

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What the fairytale fuck?

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Two? Why two?

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Because someone told me that you have
to have two or else they'll go insane.

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Oh, that's true. I've heard that too.

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So, everyone,
there will not be an Anne 2.0.

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The original has turned out
to be a factory reject.

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And you know what the sad thing is?
I really wanted to do a good job at this.

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I wanted everybody to be
just blown away by how generous I was.

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But instead,
old Annie has shit the bed yet again.

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Oh, great. And so you heard all that.

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Fantastic.

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Uh…

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Sir! Please come kill me!

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-Hey, why don't you take a little break?
-No, everybody's starving, all right?

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And I learned a trick from YouTube.

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You just pull down as you're turning,
and you can feel the catch.

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Right there.

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Final number's a nine.

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So this should…

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Shit.

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You know what?
We're all going a little stir-crazy.

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What if we run around the room,
jog a little bit?

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Get some-- Get some steps in.

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You run tiptoe like that?

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I think I run differently outside.

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You're gonna destroy your Achilles
by marathon day.

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My brother in Christ,
she will not be there on marathon day.

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What? Yes, I will.

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What's the first song
on our running playlist?

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Main Theme from…

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-Cars.
-…The Last…

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of…

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Star Wars.

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…the Mohicans.

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I really wanted to do this with you.
I just hate running.

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I'm sorry. Please don't be mad.

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I'm not mad.
I mean, I'm a little confused.

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Yes!

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"Rat Away. Peanut butter bait bricks."

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-I'm going to the Snack Shack.
-No, Jack, the cop said stay inside.

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No, it's fine. I got it.

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Jack, no.

00:13:34.146 --> 00:13:36.440 align:center
Yeah. The gunman has a gun.
That's why he's called that.

00:13:36.524 --> 00:13:39.443 align:center
Guys, I'm good. I'm good.

00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:49.453 align:center
An important message
for Americans aged 50 to 85.

00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:54.333 align:center
-Oh, my gosh, you're still using…
-Sorry. I finally got the TV to work.

00:13:54.416 --> 00:13:57.253 align:center
The kids can just sell it
to pay for my funeral.

00:13:57.336 --> 00:13:59.088 align:center
It's a good thing you have life insurance.

00:13:59.171 --> 00:14:01.966 align:center
-Life insurance?
-What show is this?

00:14:40.671 --> 00:14:41.922 align:center
Da fuck?

00:15:13.078 --> 00:15:15.331 align:center
I made espresso martinis.

00:15:22.463 --> 00:15:24.048 align:center
-Not bad.
-Oh.

00:15:24.131 --> 00:15:26.925 align:center
I filled the Keurig with vodka
instead of water.

00:15:27.009 --> 00:15:29.845 align:center
Should I be a scientist?

00:15:30.971 --> 00:15:32.431 align:center
Oh.

00:15:32.514 --> 00:15:33.599 align:center
Mm.

00:15:38.979 --> 00:15:42.316 align:center
I've been thinking about the conversation
we had coming down the mountain.

00:15:42.399 --> 00:15:44.360 align:center
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry, amore.

00:15:44.443 --> 00:15:46.528 align:center
I didn't mean to make you feel bad.

00:15:47.071 --> 00:15:50.824 align:center
Listen, it doesn't matter
who didn't want a baby when. Okay?

00:15:51.492 --> 00:15:52.576 align:center
All that matters is now.

00:15:54.370 --> 00:15:55.496 align:center
Agreed.

00:15:56.205 --> 00:15:58.040 align:center
And if you're thinking
about having a baby--

00:15:58.123 --> 00:16:00.584 align:center
I'm definitely not thinking
about having a baby. Are you crazy?

00:16:01.335 --> 00:16:03.545 align:center
Hey, our life is perfect the way it is.

00:16:04.254 --> 00:16:06.799 align:center
I love you. I have no regrets.

00:16:07.675 --> 00:16:10.010 align:center
Yes, no regrets.

00:16:10.511 --> 00:16:12.096 align:center
I love you.

00:16:12.763 --> 00:16:14.098 align:center
And I love our kitchen.

00:16:18.185 --> 00:16:19.937 align:center
I got nachos!

00:16:23.899 --> 00:16:24.983 align:center
Did you cut your head?

00:16:31.907 --> 00:16:33.575 align:center
Whose Rottweiler is this?

00:16:34.827 --> 00:16:36.620 align:center
Believe me, it feels as gross as it looks.

00:16:36.704 --> 00:16:39.415 align:center
Ignore him, Ginny.
Pregnancy hunger is no joke.

00:16:39.498 --> 00:16:43.460 align:center
Oh, my God,
I remember once while I was nursing Lila,

00:16:43.544 --> 00:16:46.964 align:center
I ate a 14-ounce steak
with one hand like it was an apple.

00:16:48.257 --> 00:16:50.968 align:center
I still remember sucking meat juice
out of her little hat.

00:16:51.051 --> 00:16:53.595 align:center
-Oh, my God.
-I loved breastfeeding, though.

00:16:53.679 --> 00:16:57.349 align:center
The only thing Lila needed to survive
was, like, me and my body.

00:16:57.433 --> 00:16:59.601 align:center
-I just felt so powerful.
-You were good at it.

00:16:59.685 --> 00:17:04.189 align:center
Remember the time my milk duct clogged
so bad that my breast turned purple,

00:17:04.273 --> 00:17:05.733 align:center
and I just kept going.

00:17:05.816 --> 00:17:07.776 align:center
Nick sneaked us a picture of that.

00:17:07.860 --> 00:17:09.737 align:center
-No.
-It was disgusting.

00:17:09.820 --> 00:17:12.573 align:center
I still have it as the photo
that comes up when you call me.

00:17:12.656 --> 00:17:15.409 align:center
-No, let me see!
-Wait, do you have my phone?

00:17:15.492 --> 00:17:16.660 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:17:16.744 --> 00:17:18.746 align:center
I never got off the ground with nursing

00:17:18.829 --> 00:17:22.082 align:center
'cause I was so wrecked from delivery
and I missed my epidural window.

00:17:22.166 --> 00:17:24.418 align:center
Ginny, whatever you do,
do not miss your window.

00:17:24.501 --> 00:17:26.086 align:center
Oh, I'm planning on going natural.

00:17:26.170 --> 00:17:28.839 align:center
Oh, for sure. Great, you're gonna--
Yeah, you're gonna do great.

00:17:28.922 --> 00:17:31.800 align:center
Oh! Looks like a smooshed plum.

00:17:31.884 --> 00:17:35.888 align:center
Remember when Beth was like a week old
and she spit out that huge blood booger?

00:17:35.971 --> 00:17:38.640 align:center
-Yes!
-Yeah, we ran to the emergency room.

00:17:38.724 --> 00:17:42.019 align:center
Turned out it was just something of mine
that she swallowed during birth.

00:17:42.102 --> 00:17:44.146 align:center
Ma'am, I am eating nachos.

00:17:45.230 --> 00:17:46.106 align:center
It was like this.

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Just saying…

00:17:47.107 --> 00:17:47.941 align:center
Nope.

00:17:48.025 --> 00:17:51.278 align:center
…these babies teach you right away
to stay nervous.

00:17:51.361 --> 00:17:53.614 align:center
You know, I was
in the delivery room with my sister.

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Because her boyfriend,
the fucking bastard, wasn't there.

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He has since died, thank God.

00:17:59.495 --> 00:18:03.040 align:center
Anyway, Marlena was pushing and pushing
and pushing, and then what comes out?

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A foot.

00:18:04.166 --> 00:18:05.667 align:center
-Oh, no!
-Uh-huh.

00:18:05.751 --> 00:18:10.339 align:center
What the fuck do I know? I'm 20.
I'm like, "Oh, my God, so cute, a foot."

00:18:10.422 --> 00:18:12.007 align:center
Everybody starts screaming.

00:18:12.091 --> 00:18:14.635 align:center
This doctor, she comes
and put her hand up my sister

00:18:14.718 --> 00:18:17.304 align:center
like she's trying to get crackers
from a vending machine.

00:18:17.387 --> 00:18:20.682 align:center
And the next thing I see,
they cut her belly.

00:18:20.766 --> 00:18:23.060 align:center
They move aside her intestine.

00:18:23.143 --> 00:18:26.105 align:center
And I say to Marlena,
"Your baby's coming. It's all right."

00:18:26.188 --> 00:18:28.273 align:center
"It's gonna be all right."

00:18:28.357 --> 00:18:30.067 align:center
Claude is very brave when he needs to be.

00:18:30.150 --> 00:18:34.321 align:center
Well, anyway, at some point,
they lift out this… creature.

00:18:34.404 --> 00:18:37.741 align:center
I mean, it's all covered in blood.
They suck the mouth, the nose.

00:18:37.825 --> 00:18:39.743 align:center
Everyone is so quiet.

00:18:40.244 --> 00:18:42.788 align:center
And then, she cries.

00:18:42.871 --> 00:18:44.581 align:center
Guys, oh, my God.

00:18:45.707 --> 00:18:49.753 align:center
When they put it in my arms,
I'm like, I think,

00:18:49.837 --> 00:18:52.923 align:center
"A moment ago, this was just an idea.
Now, here she is."

00:18:53.006 --> 00:18:54.883 align:center
"This little person I will love forever."

00:18:56.468 --> 00:18:57.761 align:center
She's a miracle.

00:19:00.806 --> 00:19:01.849 align:center
It's a miracle.

00:19:02.474 --> 00:19:03.308 align:center
Guys…

00:19:05.561 --> 00:19:07.396 align:center
can we talk about anything else?

00:19:07.479 --> 00:19:10.065 align:center
Look, I know you're not trying
to scare me on purpose,

00:19:10.149 --> 00:19:13.402 align:center
but honestly,
your stories are very terrifying.

00:19:13.485 --> 00:19:14.862 align:center
Uh, Ginny?

00:19:14.945 --> 00:19:16.155 align:center
What?

00:19:16.238 --> 00:19:17.406 align:center
Fucking hell!

00:19:18.031 --> 00:19:19.491 align:center
What the hell was that?!

00:19:22.119 --> 00:19:25.289 align:center
Thank God they caught him
before anyone got hurt.

00:19:25.372 --> 00:19:29.334 align:center
I mean, other than his roommate,
whose penis he bit off.

00:19:29.418 --> 00:19:30.878 align:center
He was someone's baby once.

00:19:30.961 --> 00:19:32.254 align:center
Okay, Ginny.

00:19:32.337 --> 00:19:34.006 align:center
I think you're getting tired.

00:19:34.715 --> 00:19:37.092 align:center
Yeah, I can feel it.

00:19:37.176 --> 00:19:38.927 align:center
I'll see you guys in the morning.

00:19:39.011 --> 00:19:40.762 align:center
Yeah.

00:19:54.610 --> 00:19:58.864 align:center
Hey, I know that you're not legally,
uh, allowed to talk to me or whatever.

00:19:58.947 --> 00:20:00.782 align:center
I just want to make sure you were okay.

00:20:00.866 --> 00:20:01.783 align:center
Yeah.

00:20:01.867 --> 00:20:02.868 align:center
Okay.

00:20:02.951 --> 00:20:04.244 align:center
Oh, no.

00:20:05.037 --> 00:20:06.163 align:center
No, no, no.

00:20:06.246 --> 00:20:09.041 align:center
Honestly, Anne, I am so overwhelmed.

00:20:10.292 --> 00:20:13.503 align:center
Oh, I wanted
to do this with Nick, you know?

00:20:14.546 --> 00:20:16.632 align:center
Cove is gonna need his father, and…

00:20:17.174 --> 00:20:19.801 align:center
Yeah. Fathers aren't really that helpful.

00:20:19.885 --> 00:20:22.846 align:center
They mostly just stand around
and wait for you to tell them what to do.

00:20:25.224 --> 00:20:28.560 align:center
Mm, I don't know,
at least twice a day I think,

00:20:28.644 --> 00:20:30.896 align:center
"What would Nick say if he were here?"

00:20:32.105 --> 00:20:34.441 align:center
I mean, I know what he would say.
He would say,

00:20:35.275 --> 00:20:38.862 align:center
"You can't live in a fourth-floor walk-up
with a baby."

00:20:40.239 --> 00:20:43.158 align:center
"If you want to have a water birth,
you have to do it at a hospital."

00:20:43.242 --> 00:20:44.618 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:20:45.494 --> 00:20:48.080 align:center
-He literally did say that last one.
-Sure.

00:20:50.040 --> 00:20:50.874 align:center
Do…

00:20:51.917 --> 00:20:53.752 align:center
Do you think he would've liked the name?

00:20:53.835 --> 00:20:54.711 align:center
Oh.

00:20:55.420 --> 00:20:56.713 align:center
-No.
-Oh.

00:20:56.797 --> 00:20:58.715 align:center
No, he would say,

00:20:59.549 --> 00:21:02.010 align:center
"You can't name a baby Cove."

00:21:02.094 --> 00:21:04.888 align:center
"There's never gonna be
a Supreme Court Justice Cove."

00:21:05.806 --> 00:21:07.307 align:center
Yeah, I had a feeling.

00:21:08.934 --> 00:21:13.897 align:center
Yeah, this is weird, but I actually
do know what boy name he wanted to use.

00:21:13.981 --> 00:21:15.399 align:center
Uh…

00:21:15.482 --> 00:21:19.403 align:center
-I never got lucky again after Lila.
-Mm.

00:21:20.112 --> 00:21:24.283 align:center
If he had a son, he always wanted
to name it after his great-grandfather.

00:21:24.366 --> 00:21:26.410 align:center
-Oh.
-No, not "Oh."

00:21:26.493 --> 00:21:27.995 align:center
It's a real doozy.

00:21:31.081 --> 00:21:32.749 align:center
Mm.

00:21:32.833 --> 00:21:35.669 align:center
I just wish
I didn't have to do this alone.

00:21:43.135 --> 00:21:45.721 align:center
Ugh! Oh, my God, this light.

00:21:45.804 --> 00:21:47.681 align:center
I'm so pale, I look like Jack.

00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:51.560 align:center
Oh.

00:21:54.771 --> 00:21:55.772 align:center
So,

00:21:57.274 --> 00:21:59.776 align:center
that conversation we had earlier…

00:22:01.778 --> 00:22:06.074 align:center
What would you say if I said
I am thinking about it?

00:22:08.118 --> 00:22:09.578 align:center
Oh, um…

00:22:10.746 --> 00:22:14.124 align:center
Well, I would say
let's think about it together.

00:22:15.250 --> 00:22:16.293 align:center
Hmm.

00:22:18.045 --> 00:22:20.380 align:center
"It" is a baby, right?
We're talking about having--

00:22:20.464 --> 00:22:21.715 align:center
Yes.

00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:24.301 align:center
-Yes.
-Yeah, okay.

00:22:25.886 --> 00:22:26.887 align:center
Okay.

00:22:29.348 --> 00:22:32.100 align:center
They better not make us
pay for this room tonight.

00:22:32.184 --> 00:22:35.812 align:center
Yeah, and did you see one of the cops
destroyed the Snack Shack?

00:22:35.896 --> 00:22:36.938 align:center
No.

00:22:40.025 --> 00:22:42.194 align:center
Hey, I'm really sorry about the marathon.

00:22:43.028 --> 00:22:46.198 align:center
Yeah, so what were you doing when
you were supposed to be doing your runs?

00:22:46.281 --> 00:22:49.159 align:center
I would walk
to that little Italian deli in Demarest

00:22:49.242 --> 00:22:51.953 align:center
and eat a full pork sandwich
while sitting at the bus stop.

00:22:52.037 --> 00:22:53.205 align:center
Ooh!

00:22:53.288 --> 00:22:54.164 align:center
Sexy.

00:22:58.210 --> 00:22:59.920 align:center
Why didn't you just tell me?

00:23:00.003 --> 00:23:01.922 align:center
I didn't want to hurt your feelings.

00:23:02.506 --> 00:23:03.715 align:center
Makes sense.

00:23:05.133 --> 00:23:09.096 align:center
Wait, no, it doesn't.
You hurt my feelings all the time.

00:23:09.930 --> 00:23:13.100 align:center
-Are you… worried about me?
-No.

00:23:14.017 --> 00:23:17.354 align:center
I'm just keeping my eye on you.

00:23:17.437 --> 00:23:20.690 align:center
Well, you don't have to,
because I'm doing good now.

00:23:20.774 --> 00:23:22.234 align:center
-Really?
-Yeah.

00:23:22.734 --> 00:23:24.027 align:center
Thank God.

00:23:37.791 --> 00:23:39.292 align:center
Holy shit.

00:23:40.752 --> 00:23:42.337 align:center
Kate said it was a cop.

00:24:05.986 --> 00:24:08.697 align:center
All right, but this is the last time.

00:24:14.369 --> 00:24:15.495 align:center
Come on!

00:24:22.002 --> 00:24:23.462 align:center
-Look at it.
-You got this.

00:24:23.545 --> 00:24:26.089 align:center
-Bluebird.
-Go, go. Nice.

00:24:39.311 --> 00:24:40.145 align:center
No.

00:24:49.738 --> 00:24:51.323 align:center
God, he was big-boned.

00:24:51.406 --> 00:24:52.532 align:center
Oh, Jesus.

00:24:55.952 --> 00:24:56.828 align:center
Bye-bye.

00:25:01.374 --> 00:25:02.250 align:center
Should I just…

00:25:02.334 --> 00:25:03.418 align:center
No.

00:25:08.423 --> 00:25:09.549 align:center
Should we…

00:25:09.633 --> 00:25:11.092 align:center
-Yeah.
-Okay.

00:25:23.522 --> 00:25:25.899 align:center
Okay, well, guess that's it.

00:25:25.982 --> 00:25:28.652 align:center
Anyone else have anything
they'd like to say?

00:25:29.903 --> 00:25:32.197 align:center
-We're having a baby.
-Ginny's moving in with me.
w.