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Okay, since you guys
got multiple rooms with us,

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we are happy to offer you guys
the bulk room discount rate.

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Also, I have to ask,
who's getting married?

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I actually just got engaged last week.

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No, it's not a wedding.
It's just an event.

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Big birthday?

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Nope, just a family event.

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Family reunion!

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Jesus Christ.

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Sorry. I'm just kind of dying to know.

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My colleague wrote "fun"
next to your name.

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It's a funeral, Mikayla.

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Oh my God.

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I'm so sorry.

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No, you didn't know. It's fine.

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My, um, sincerest condolences
for the loss of your loved one.

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No, it was… my ex-husband.

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I hated him.

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I didn't hate him.

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But I was just getting over our divorce
before all this happened.

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And now I am stuck planning
a celebration of life

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for a man who did not want a life with me.

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Annie, honey, Mikayla needs
to just focus on the reservation…

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And here's the kicker.

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The tween he left me for
is coming over today

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to help me plan said funeral.

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So…

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Not quite as fun as the note suggested.

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Okay, so that's 12 rooms, all non-smoking.

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You guys can smoke if you need.

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-Thanks.
-Thank you, dear.

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Oh! Hey, remember this?

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It's Hershey Bar Man from Hersheypark.

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That was real?

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I thought that was,
like, a nightmare I had.

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Oh, it was a really fun trip.
You don't remember at all?

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Not really. I'm sorry.

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I might have been too little.

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Ginny's here.

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Hey.

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You're fine.

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Hi, Anne.

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Um, thanks for having me over.

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Of course.

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Um, I was thinking
about the service tomorrow, and I…

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I have a few ideas.

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Uh, to be honest, I've never
really been to a funeral before

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because all my grandparents
are still alive.

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You know what, Ginny?

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We're already taking care of everything,
so you can just relax.

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Uh…

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Okay.

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Well, I brought a few
of Nick's favorite things,

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if you want to incorporate them.

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Um, these are his sand goggles
from Burning Man.

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And, um…

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Oh, this is this album
that Nick really loved.

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It's from this band
called Mannequin Pussy.

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-I was thinking…
-Okay, know what, Ginny?

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Why don't you come help me
with the slideshow?

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Oh, sure.

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Hey.

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Where are you going?

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I have to pick up a couple cousins
at the train station,

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and then I need to, uh,
go back to the funeral home and…

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Why do you have to go back?
I thought everything was done.

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Yeah, well, they're trying to gouge us.
They want Anne to pay $2,500 for an urn.

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What? That's how much it cost
to get my tooth fixed.

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Yeah, they sneaked a bunch
of extra bullshit into the estimate too.

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-It's horrible.
-Hey.

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You want me to go?
I don't mind talking them down.

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What?

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You're usually better
at talking up the price of things.

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Remember, you got swindled
into buying Geek Squad insurance

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for that $12 power cord?

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Yeah, but if you'll recall
when that power cord died,

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we got a new one for free.

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Minus the shipping and the restocking fee.

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I know you feel like I don't do enough,

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but sometimes
you have to trust me to help you.

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Okay, thank you.
Yes, you can go to the funeral home.

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Look, I know
we've been having a rough time,

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and neither of us knows
how to get out of it,

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but we've gotten
through other bad times before.

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Like, remember when we bought
the house and the next day I lost my job?

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That sucked.

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Yeah, or when you were
nine months pregnant,

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you said you didn't want
to have to deliver the baby.

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And I missed my epidural window
'cause I wouldn't take my pants off.

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Yeah.

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But we know what we have to do.

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We just have to buckle down
and push through

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and just work on it

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and just, like,
keep working until it's okay.

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This is just what marriage is.

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Yeah.

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This is hard.

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It's okay.

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It'll be okay.

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How?

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He's dead. It's fucked up.

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I know.

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But it's also beautiful
because Nick is a butterfly now.

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What?

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Last night, I had a dream.
It was about Nick.

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He was surrounded
by dozens of butterflies,

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and he looked so happy.

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And then this morning, Anne,
she handed me a mug and on the side…

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A butterfly.

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Yeah.

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I think this is his way of telling us
that he will always be with us.

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Yeah, I don't like stuff like that.

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But I was thinking maybe…

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Did he ever mention to you
loving butterflies,

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or, I don't know,
a special connection to them?

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Of course not.

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He wasn't a nine-year-old girl
or Mariah Carey.

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He didn't give a fuck about butterflies.

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Yet how ironic he has now become one.

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Okay, uh, has everybody
sent me all their pictures?

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I sent three. We hardly ever take pictures
of this group of friends.

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Okay, thank you for reminding me
that your gay friends are more photogenic.

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-Well, you know.
-So I just had a great talk with Marty.

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-Who's Marty?
-Marty Galuska, Galuska Funeral Home.

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Awesome guy.

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Great. Is he gonna
take off that extra stuff?

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Well, according to Marty,

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all those things you thought were add-ons
are actually pretty standard

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and frankly necessary.

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So to be on the safe side,
I just kept them all.

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All right, I can tell by your face
you think I've been swindled,

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but I promise you I was not.

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No, it's fine. I will, uh…
get into it later.

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Let's look at the slideshow.

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Oh, yeah.

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I already air-dropped my pics to you,
so I tried to do a good assortment.

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-Oh.
-Wow.

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Mm-hmm.

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Got some tongues.

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Is he nude there?

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Yeah, but you can't…

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Oh, Ginny, I don't know.

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Really? What's wrong?

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These are a little risqué.

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I think they're kind of romantic.

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I know Nick really liked this one
with the trapezists.

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No, I'm sure he enjoyed taking this photo.

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I just don't think he would want
people to remember him

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as, like, a French sex clown.

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Okay, well, I'm sure that Ginny
doesn't want that either, right?

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I mean, maybe there are other ways
you could participate, you know?

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Like if you wanted to say a few words or…

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No, I-I would love to speak.

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Actually, I can make the photos work.

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No, honestly, this would
make me feel, like, a lot better.

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Um… Thank you. Yeah.

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I'll see you guys tomorrow, okay?

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What are we thinking?
Like, three to five minutes?

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I'll run it by you.

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-Okay.
-Okay, bye.

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-Bye.
-Bye.

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Why?

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I mean, you don't know.
Maybe Anne will want her to say a few--

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-No.
-No.

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Annie, can I interest you
in some under-seasoned upstate pad thai?

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Sounds perfect.

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Yeah. I know.

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I can't believe he's gone.

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But if it helps, Anne,
you know, he'll always be with us.

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Yeah.

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Thank you both.

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In fact, I had a dream last night.

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-Claude. Claude.
-It was about Nick.

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Remember that mug
that you gave me this morning?

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The one with the dragonfly?

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Where's Ginny?

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Uh, she went back to the hotel.

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So, just thinking out loud
about the schedule.

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Should I be trying to block out
a little time for Ginny to say anything?

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No, she's not speaking tomorrow.

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Yeah, that's what we thought. Yeah.

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Uh, in other news,
the slideshow is looking pretty tight.

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Great.

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Well, I talked to your boy Marty.

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And we were able to find
an elegant yet reasonably priced urn.

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And I don't know how we're gonna get by
without the $300 platinum wreath easel,

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but I think we'll figure it out.

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You know, you didn't have to do that.

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I mean, just because I didn't do it
the way you wanted.

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It's not the way I wanted, Jack.
You didn't do it.

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Hey, why are you attacking me right now?

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Huh? Whatever happened to,
"This is what marriage is."

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"We get through the bad times together"?

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Well, Jack, when one person
is consistently generating the bad times…

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Like, why would you tell Ginny
she could speak?

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Hey, sorry to interrupt.

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-Oh, hi, honey.
-It's your room, kiddo.

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I just need to grab my toothbrush.

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-Yes, go for it.
-Gotta get those teeth cleaned.

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-Sure you don't want your room back, Lila?
-Yeah.

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Oh, no, no, no. I'm good with Mom.
Good night.

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Good night.

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You know, I-I'm glad
that I told Ginny she could speak.

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Yeah, I felt bad for her.
You couldn't use one of her pictures?

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Did you think a picture
of Nick at Cirque du Soleil

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with a visible erection was good
for a slideshow that his child will see?

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-No.
-No.

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Well, then you could have been the one
to tell Ginny her pictures were bad.

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You could have been the one to ask Anne.

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But you didn't do it because
you've gotta always be the good guy.

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And you know,
that only leaves one other part.

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Sorry. I just need to get my book.

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You sure you don't want to sleep here?

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-We can sleep anywhere. On the roof.
-We can sleep anywhere. Yeah.

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I just wish for once you would give me
the benefit of the doubt.

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-All right? You never trust me.
-Yeah, you know why?

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Because when I trust you, you screw it up,

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and it makes more work for me,
so I'm done.

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I'm not cleaning up your messes anymore,
and you can talk to her in the morning.

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God, you can be really mean sometimes.

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Well, if I'm so awful, why don't you call
your buddies at LegalZoom?

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You did so much this week.
I know Anne appreciates it.

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Well, Nick deserves a nice send-off.

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Oh, I see someone.

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Hi, we're here for the funeral.

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Oh, yes, ma'am.

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We will be your attendants
on this somber occasion.

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-Uh, our condolences for your loss.
-Condolences.

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Is there a reason the door is locked?

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Yeah, I-- I believe you told my father,

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uh, you didn't want
the private family visitation hour?

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Wait, one sec.

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Uh, would you guys prefer to stand inside?

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Yeah, we'd prefer that.

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Why is nothing set up?

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Oh, no, uh, that is the main chapel.

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As requested, your service has been
set up in the bereavement zone.

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Ugh.

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I think this is sort of what Marty
was talking about.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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Oh.

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-Hey.
-Hi.

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How are you holding up?

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I'm okay.

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Yeah.

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Thank you for asking.

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Yeah.

00:12:33.794 --> 00:12:35.045 align:center
-So, listen.
-Hmm?

00:12:35.921 --> 00:12:37.381 align:center
-Kate and I were talking.
-Yeah.

00:12:37.465 --> 00:12:41.051 align:center
And I know you were a little "anti"
on the whole Ginny speaking thing.

00:12:41.135 --> 00:12:42.595 align:center
Why are we still discussing this?

00:12:43.637 --> 00:12:44.972 align:center
I mean, uh, okay.

00:12:45.681 --> 00:12:48.184 align:center
Look. Full disclosure, I fucked up.

00:12:48.267 --> 00:12:50.394 align:center
-Mm!
-I mean, I told Ginny she could speak.

00:12:50.478 --> 00:12:51.312 align:center
No!

00:12:51.395 --> 00:12:53.731 align:center
-If there's any way that you'd consider--
-No!

00:12:53.814 --> 00:12:58.110 align:center
I am done being generous about this.
Let me have one fucking boundary.

00:12:58.194 --> 00:12:59.069 align:center
Look, I mean…

00:12:59.153 --> 00:13:03.908 align:center
This has to be his real family.
Not the girl he happened to be dating.

00:13:03.991 --> 00:13:07.077 align:center
Well, I mean,
I think she meant more to him than that.

00:13:07.161 --> 00:13:09.079 align:center
They spent most of the past year together.

00:13:09.163 --> 00:13:11.207 align:center
Well, there was one year
he was really into judo.

00:13:11.290 --> 00:13:13.125 align:center
Should we ask Sensei Steve to speak?

00:13:14.585 --> 00:13:15.628 align:center
I don't think so.

00:13:15.711 --> 00:13:17.046 align:center
We were married.

00:13:17.129 --> 00:13:19.423 align:center
We had a child.
We had a whole life together.

00:13:19.507 --> 00:13:22.259 align:center
It's not the same.
You know it's not the same.

00:13:23.260 --> 00:13:25.429 align:center
She does not deserve
to be up there with me.

00:13:26.764 --> 00:13:29.433 align:center
Yeah. Yeah, I was just,
like, quadruple-checking.

00:13:29.517 --> 00:13:31.519 align:center
Because we're on the same page. Yeah.

00:13:39.735 --> 00:13:40.861 align:center
Hey, Kate.

00:13:41.862 --> 00:13:42.738 align:center
Hi.

00:13:42.822 --> 00:13:43.739 align:center
Um…

00:13:44.323 --> 00:13:47.326 align:center
I was just wondering
when I should go up to speak.

00:13:47.409 --> 00:13:48.869 align:center
Did Jack not talk to you?

00:13:51.163 --> 00:13:52.665 align:center
Right. Um…

00:13:54.124 --> 00:13:57.711 align:center
So, Anne was feeling
that maybe smaller is better.

00:13:58.504 --> 00:14:00.047 align:center
You know, it's a family thing, and…

00:14:01.131 --> 00:14:04.843 align:center
So, Anne will be the only one to speak.

00:14:06.720 --> 00:14:10.683 align:center
But Anne didn't even
really know Nick anymore.

00:14:10.766 --> 00:14:13.894 align:center
Ginny, Anne was married to Nick
for 25 years.

00:14:13.978 --> 00:14:15.271 align:center
Well, it doesn't matter.

00:14:15.354 --> 00:14:17.147 align:center
An eternity with the wrong person

00:14:17.231 --> 00:14:19.567 align:center
is worth less than a moment
with your soulmate.

00:14:20.150 --> 00:14:21.318 align:center
A soulmate, yeah.

00:14:23.946 --> 00:14:26.907 align:center
I know that the eight months
you had with Nick

00:14:26.991 --> 00:14:30.077 align:center
feels like the main event of your life.

00:14:30.160 --> 00:14:32.037 align:center
But one day, hopefully,

00:14:32.538 --> 00:14:34.957 align:center
you will be married
to someone for 25 years

00:14:35.040 --> 00:14:38.502 align:center
and this will all be just a blip.

00:14:39.545 --> 00:14:40.462 align:center
A blip?

00:14:40.546 --> 00:14:42.798 align:center
A… A beautiful blip.

00:14:42.882 --> 00:14:46.302 align:center
But I'm just saying
you have your whole life ahead of you.

00:14:53.017 --> 00:14:54.852 align:center
-Thanks.
-Excuse me.

00:14:57.146 --> 00:15:00.649 align:center
Uh, we're ready to begin.
Would you like me to carry this?

00:15:00.733 --> 00:15:01.901 align:center
Or would you like to place it?

00:15:02.651 --> 00:15:03.485 align:center
What is that?

00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:05.821 align:center
Uh, this is the deceased.

00:15:08.532 --> 00:15:10.784 align:center
-Why is it a shoe?
-This is the one you ordered.

00:15:11.368 --> 00:15:12.911 align:center
Number 619, Sheer Elegance.

00:15:12.995 --> 00:15:14.830 align:center
No, but it's not an urn shape.

00:15:14.914 --> 00:15:17.374 align:center
I mean, you have to warn someone
if it's not an urn shape.

00:15:17.458 --> 00:15:19.418 align:center
What the fuck is that?

00:15:19.501 --> 00:15:21.003 align:center
Is that… Is that Nick?

00:15:21.086 --> 00:15:23.839 align:center
We're changing it. It's getting changed.
We can change it, right?

00:15:23.923 --> 00:15:25.716 align:center
Honestly, that's a question for my father.

00:15:25.799 --> 00:15:28.469 align:center
And, uh, when he heard
this funeral was gonna be so small,

00:15:28.552 --> 00:15:30.554 align:center
he headed back
to his fishing cabin upstate.

00:15:30.638 --> 00:15:33.432 align:center
Oh, good for Marty.
He showed me pics. Yeah.

00:15:34.308 --> 00:15:35.267 align:center
All right, Kyler.

00:15:35.351 --> 00:15:37.436 align:center
-Let's get the show on the road.
-Really?

00:15:39.521 --> 00:15:42.358 align:center
I just had a real fun conversation
with Ginny, so thanks a lot.

00:15:42.441 --> 00:15:45.319 align:center
Ginny? I thought you said
I was supposed to talk to Anne.

00:15:46.945 --> 00:15:49.114 align:center
Fuck… me!

00:15:49.198 --> 00:15:50.366 align:center
Well…

00:15:55.537 --> 00:15:57.539 align:center
Okay, as soon as you're ready to start.

00:15:57.623 --> 00:15:59.166 align:center
And, uh, one thing.

00:15:59.249 --> 00:16:01.251 align:center
The urn is temp.

00:16:02.211 --> 00:16:03.712 align:center
Is it a stripper's shoe?

00:16:03.796 --> 00:16:07.675 align:center
Yes, but again, it is temp,
and it will be fixed tomorrow.

00:16:07.758 --> 00:16:09.468 align:center
Okay? So…

00:16:10.552 --> 00:16:12.137 align:center
Okay, Annie.

00:16:24.983 --> 00:16:26.110 align:center
Hi.

00:16:28.362 --> 00:16:32.116 align:center
We are here today
to celebrate someone we all loved.

00:16:32.199 --> 00:16:34.034 align:center
Nicholas Pagano.

00:16:34.118 --> 00:16:35.077 align:center
Our Nick.

00:16:36.578 --> 00:16:41.875 align:center
When Nick and I first started dating,
he asked me to help him buy some art.

00:16:42.418 --> 00:16:46.380 align:center
And when I asked him what kind,
he said, "Whatever is classiest."

00:16:47.548 --> 00:16:50.926 align:center
And I told him that art
should make you feel something.

00:16:51.760 --> 00:16:56.557 align:center
So we went to about ten galleries,
but nothing popped.

00:16:57.641 --> 00:16:59.977 align:center
Then later, we found a street artist,

00:17:00.060 --> 00:17:03.355 align:center
and Nick insisted
that we get our caricature done.

00:17:04.481 --> 00:17:09.695 align:center
He looked at it, him on a motorcycle,
me in the sidecar,

00:17:10.237 --> 00:17:13.657 align:center
and he said,
"Now, this makes me feel something."

00:17:14.950 --> 00:17:17.953 align:center
So, for two decades,

00:17:18.037 --> 00:17:21.707 align:center
that very classy piece of art
has been hanging in our apart--

00:17:21.790 --> 00:17:24.626 align:center
His apart-- Well, it was his apartment.

00:17:27.337 --> 00:17:28.964 align:center
He probably took it down anyway.

00:17:34.261 --> 00:17:39.892 align:center
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
It's very complicated… talking about him.

00:17:41.060 --> 00:17:43.270 align:center
On one hand,
I have all these beautiful memories

00:17:43.353 --> 00:17:46.106 align:center
of our life together, and on the other,
he did tell me he was leaving me

00:17:46.190 --> 00:17:48.734 align:center
while waiting for the claims adjuster
to inspect our exploded shed.

00:17:50.652 --> 00:17:53.238 align:center
I knew him so well,
and yet I really didn't know him at all.

00:17:54.448 --> 00:17:56.658 align:center
Like, I didn't know
that he liked Monkey Pussy.

00:17:56.742 --> 00:17:57.743 align:center
"Mannequin."

00:17:58.327 --> 00:17:59.536 align:center
Yeah, okay, great.

00:18:01.580 --> 00:18:04.291 align:center
Seems like Ol' Divorcio may have
bitten off more than she could chew.

00:18:06.460 --> 00:18:09.797 align:center
So maybe somebody else should do this.

00:18:13.717 --> 00:18:18.597 align:center
Claude, you had something you wanted
to share about a mug or something.

00:18:18.680 --> 00:18:19.515 align:center
Oh.

00:18:22.851 --> 00:18:23.769 align:center
Sure.

00:18:29.108 --> 00:18:29.942 align:center
Thank you, Anne.

00:18:33.028 --> 00:18:36.990 align:center
Our dear friend Nick is now a butterfly.

00:18:48.669 --> 00:18:51.004 align:center
Okay, Lila and Beth made their train.

00:18:51.088 --> 00:18:52.130 align:center
Oh, good.

00:18:55.717 --> 00:18:56.844 align:center
Where should I put it?

00:19:03.350 --> 00:19:06.019 align:center
You know, every funeral has its hiccups.

00:19:06.103 --> 00:19:09.064 align:center
All in all, I think we gave our buddy
a nice send-off.

00:19:09.565 --> 00:19:12.067 align:center
-I hope so.
-Yeah, I think you're right.

00:19:12.150 --> 00:19:14.820 align:center
Oh my God, are you people crazy?

00:19:14.903 --> 00:19:16.113 align:center
Excuse me?

00:19:16.196 --> 00:19:19.408 align:center
I'm serious, on what planet
was that an actually good funeral?

00:19:19.491 --> 00:19:22.578 align:center
Like, do you honestly think
that letting me speak for a second

00:19:22.661 --> 00:19:25.414 align:center
would have been worse
than whatever the fuck that was?

00:19:25.497 --> 00:19:26.331 align:center
-Wow.
-Ginny…

00:19:26.415 --> 00:19:28.167 align:center
No, I am so sick of this, okay?

00:19:28.250 --> 00:19:30.669 align:center
You can throw my photos in the trash,

00:19:30.752 --> 00:19:33.213 align:center
you can forget
my Burning Man goggles at home,

00:19:33.297 --> 00:19:37.134 align:center
you can all treat me like I am a child,
but it was not a blip.

00:19:38.927 --> 00:19:41.972 align:center
Nick and I were building
a real, real life together.

00:19:45.934 --> 00:19:47.352 align:center
I need some air.

00:19:47.978 --> 00:19:48.812 align:center
Ginny, wait.

00:19:48.896 --> 00:19:51.815 align:center
I said I need some air. Is that okay,
or do you need to clear it with Kate?

00:19:54.735 --> 00:19:57.154 align:center
That felt hurtful and accurate.

00:20:01.825 --> 00:20:03.160 align:center
Ginny's still not answering.

00:20:03.243 --> 00:20:04.745 align:center
It's starting to get dark out.

00:20:04.828 --> 00:20:08.248 align:center
Is there someone we can call to find her,
like a lake ranger or something?

00:20:08.332 --> 00:20:10.709 align:center
-No, we have to go look for her.
-Okay.

00:20:10.792 --> 00:20:13.962 align:center
Not you, though, Anne.
You've already been through enough today.

00:20:14.046 --> 00:20:15.297 align:center
-You okay?
-Yeah.

00:20:20.469 --> 00:20:21.887 align:center
Don't be mad at me.

00:20:21.970 --> 00:20:24.181 align:center
Anne asked me to speak. I…

00:20:24.264 --> 00:20:26.767 align:center
Just because you don't believe
that Nick's a butterfly, that--

00:20:26.850 --> 00:20:27.935 align:center
No, I don't.

00:20:28.018 --> 00:20:30.520 align:center
And I kept telling you that,
but you kept saying it anyway.

00:20:30.604 --> 00:20:32.898 align:center
Claude, you never give me space
to feel what I'm feeling.

00:20:32.981 --> 00:20:35.442 align:center
Of course I want you to feel.
That's all I ever want.

00:20:35.525 --> 00:20:37.819 align:center
No, no, no, no.
You want me to feel good. And happy.

00:20:37.903 --> 00:20:40.989 align:center
And when I don't, you say some stupid
bullshit about our friend being a bug.

00:20:41.073 --> 00:20:43.825 align:center
-It's not bullshit. It's beautiful.
-What if I had died?

00:20:44.660 --> 00:20:46.745 align:center
Would you go around telling everybody
I was a fucking bird?

00:20:47.788 --> 00:20:49.873 align:center
I feel like you're off in Nonsense World,

00:20:50.374 --> 00:20:52.793 align:center
and I'm facing all of this
completely alone!

00:20:54.294 --> 00:20:58.215 align:center
A horrible thing happened to our friend,
and it was random and meaningless,

00:20:58.298 --> 00:20:59.925 align:center
so stop trying to make meaning out of it.

00:21:02.135 --> 00:21:06.348 align:center
I don't want to hear, "No, it's okay,
he's not really gone," because he is.

00:21:06.431 --> 00:21:08.141 align:center
He's not a butterfly. He's dead.

00:21:08.642 --> 00:21:11.061 align:center
And it's not beautiful
or part of a greater plan.

00:21:11.979 --> 00:21:13.272 align:center
It's just sad!

00:21:16.525 --> 00:21:18.193 align:center
So let me just feel sad.

00:21:25.158 --> 00:21:26.827 align:center
Maybe he's not a butterfly.

00:21:30.122 --> 00:21:30.998 align:center
No.

00:21:32.666 --> 00:21:33.834 align:center
Maybe he is.

00:21:37.796 --> 00:21:38.797 align:center
Let's just walk.

00:21:44.094 --> 00:21:45.137 align:center
Ginny!

00:21:50.058 --> 00:21:50.934 align:center
Ginny!

00:21:55.230 --> 00:21:56.898 align:center
Oh, wait! Over there!

00:22:00.485 --> 00:22:01.403 align:center
Hey, Ginny!

00:22:02.070 --> 00:22:03.989 align:center
We're super sorry about before!

00:22:04.072 --> 00:22:04.906 align:center
Ginny?

00:22:07.576 --> 00:22:09.244 align:center
Oh, wait, it's just a deer.

00:22:13.248 --> 00:22:14.082 align:center
Ginny!

00:22:14.916 --> 00:22:18.378 align:center
Wait, is this one of those umbrella
decorations that Anne put on the--

00:22:18.462 --> 00:22:20.255 align:center
Wait, wait, wait, are we on the lake?

00:22:20.339 --> 00:22:21.715 align:center
Is this ice? Are we on ice?

00:22:22.966 --> 00:22:24.176 align:center
Oh my God, I hear a crack!

00:22:24.259 --> 00:22:27.137 align:center
-It's cracking!
-Calm down, it's probably one inch deep!

00:23:24.694 --> 00:23:25.570 align:center
Thanks.

00:23:41.545 --> 00:23:42.629 align:center
I'm sorry, Ginny.

00:23:43.463 --> 00:23:45.090 align:center
I should've let you speak.

00:23:47.008 --> 00:23:48.009 align:center
Why didn't you?

00:23:49.719 --> 00:23:51.138 align:center
I guess I was just…

00:23:52.514 --> 00:23:53.348 align:center
scared…

00:23:54.391 --> 00:23:56.017 align:center
that if you said something good,

00:23:56.101 --> 00:23:58.812 align:center
it would mean
25 years of my life wasn't real.

00:24:04.401 --> 00:24:06.361 align:center
Also, I wanted to punish him
one last time.

00:24:07.696 --> 00:24:08.530 align:center
Fuck.

00:24:09.656 --> 00:24:12.159 align:center
I knew he'd want you to speak,
and I squelched it.

00:24:12.868 --> 00:24:15.829 align:center
Anne, I only wanted to say
something good because…

00:24:19.875 --> 00:24:21.501 align:center
…because we were in a fight.

00:24:25.797 --> 00:24:26.965 align:center
It's okay.

00:24:30.177 --> 00:24:31.470 align:center
Try to stop crying.

00:24:34.598 --> 00:24:37.267 align:center
The only reason
he was even at that grocery store

00:24:37.350 --> 00:24:38.935 align:center
is because I was mad at him.

00:24:41.980 --> 00:24:44.357 align:center
Maybe we weren't as happy
as I thought we were.

00:24:49.487 --> 00:24:51.031 align:center
Maybe it was just a blip.

00:24:51.114 --> 00:24:51.948 align:center
Ha.

00:24:54.284 --> 00:24:55.160 align:center
No.

00:24:57.287 --> 00:24:58.663 align:center
I saw your photos.

00:25:00.248 --> 00:25:03.084 align:center
There were a lot of exposed armpits
and belly buttons,

00:25:03.168 --> 00:25:06.338 align:center
and one where the tip of his penis
may have edged its way into frame.

00:25:06.421 --> 00:25:07.505 align:center
Oh, God.

00:25:08.089 --> 00:25:09.299 align:center
He was happy, Ginny.

00:25:11.134 --> 00:25:12.844 align:center
As happy as I've ever seen him.

00:25:14.221 --> 00:25:15.096 align:center
The fucker.

00:25:15.764 --> 00:25:16.932 align:center
-Really?
-Mm.

00:25:20.268 --> 00:25:23.438 align:center
So, come on, let's go inside.
It's freezing out here.

00:25:23.522 --> 00:25:24.689 align:center
Yeah.

00:25:31.154 --> 00:25:34.783 align:center
Um, actually, while I have you…

00:25:39.037 --> 00:25:40.956 align:center
Jack! Help me! Ah!

00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:42.958 align:center
What is that? Is that Kate?

00:25:43.041 --> 00:25:44.292 align:center
I can't touch the bottom!

00:25:45.835 --> 00:25:48.547 align:center
-What the hell are you guys doing?
-Danny, help!

00:25:49.297 --> 00:25:51.716 align:center
No, don't! It'll break! All right?

00:25:51.800 --> 00:25:52.801 align:center
-Please.
-Okay.

00:25:52.884 --> 00:25:55.595 align:center
Okay, look. You gotta focus on me, got it?

00:25:55.679 --> 00:25:56.638 align:center
-Okay.
-Okay.

00:25:56.721 --> 00:26:00.392 align:center
I'm gonna pull you out on three.
One, two, three!

00:26:09.317 --> 00:26:10.777 align:center
Fuck, how do we get off?

00:26:10.860 --> 00:26:11.736 align:center
Whoa, whoa, wait!

00:26:11.820 --> 00:26:13.530 align:center
Okay, in the Battle of Austerlitz,

00:26:13.613 --> 00:26:16.241 align:center
Napoleon drew Russian forces
onto a frozen lake.

00:26:16.324 --> 00:26:18.493 align:center
Please stop teaching me
and tell me what we're doing here!

00:26:18.577 --> 00:26:21.871 align:center
We gotta make ourselves
as long as possible and roll off.

00:26:21.955 --> 00:26:23.206 align:center
No, that doesn't make any sense.

00:26:23.290 --> 00:26:26.042 align:center
We have to run real fast,
like those lizards that can run on water.

00:26:26.126 --> 00:26:27.919 align:center
No, you have to trust me.

00:26:30.463 --> 00:26:32.257 align:center
-Okay.
-Okay.

00:26:32.340 --> 00:26:35.719 align:center
Make yourself long like a tube.
Come on! Tube yourself, Kate.

00:26:35.802 --> 00:26:37.304 align:center
What are they doing?

00:26:38.555 --> 00:26:41.600 align:center
It's like Napoleon! I finished the book.

00:26:41.683 --> 00:26:42.809 align:center
Tube!

00:26:42.892 --> 00:26:44.227 align:center
-Tube!
-Tube! Tube!

00:26:44.311 --> 00:26:46.730 align:center
I am! Jesus!

00:26:49.524 --> 00:26:50.900 align:center
Oh my God!

00:26:50.984 --> 00:26:52.694 align:center
Oh, you saved us!

00:26:53.278 --> 00:26:54.362 align:center
We could've died!

00:27:06.249 --> 00:27:07.208 align:center
Nick died.

00:27:09.419 --> 00:27:11.629 align:center
Oh, honey, yeah.

00:27:13.256 --> 00:27:15.008 align:center
-Nick died, yeah.
-Kate?

00:27:15.091 --> 00:27:16.843 align:center
-It's okay.
-Kate. Oh God.

00:27:17.552 --> 00:27:18.386 align:center
Oh!

00:27:19.220 --> 00:27:20.138 align:center
It's Nick.

00:27:23.099 --> 00:27:23.933 align:center
Okay.

00:27:27.020 --> 00:27:27.854 align:center
It's okay.

00:27:29.648 --> 00:27:30.982 align:center
It's gonna be okay.

00:27:33.068 --> 00:27:35.487 align:center
No, it won't. It's terrible.

00:27:37.238 --> 00:27:38.323 align:center
It's terrible.

00:27:45.330 --> 00:27:46.748 align:center
Oh, you're still so cold.

00:27:46.831 --> 00:27:47.999 align:center
I'm still so cold.

00:27:48.083 --> 00:27:49.125 align:center
Here, here.

00:27:49.209 --> 00:27:50.877 align:center
That shower did not help at all.

00:27:51.503 --> 00:27:53.963 align:center
-I'm gonna wrap you up like a burrito.
-Okay.

00:27:54.047 --> 00:27:56.049 align:center
Yeah, okay.
I want to be a burrito, please.

00:27:56.132 --> 00:27:58.218 align:center
Let's go.

00:27:58.301 --> 00:28:00.637 align:center
Here we go. Take that right there.

00:28:00.720 --> 00:28:02.263 align:center
Shit, Christ.

00:28:02.347 --> 00:28:04.099 align:center
-Here, lie down.
-I wanna go over here.

00:28:04.849 --> 00:28:06.059 align:center
Okay. Over there.

00:28:07.560 --> 00:28:09.813 align:center
There you go. I'm gonna tuck you in.

00:28:09.896 --> 00:28:11.898 align:center
How is this?

00:28:14.484 --> 00:28:18.822 align:center
I really hate to say this,
but could you lay on top of me?

00:28:18.905 --> 00:28:19.823 align:center
Yeah, yeah.

00:28:22.283 --> 00:28:23.159 align:center
How's this?

00:28:26.579 --> 00:28:27.956 align:center
I'm really sorry.

00:28:28.623 --> 00:28:31.418 align:center
I should've listened to you.
To you and Marty.

00:28:31.501 --> 00:28:33.795 align:center
No, look, you were right yesterday.

00:28:34.295 --> 00:28:35.964 align:center
We just need to push through.

00:28:36.715 --> 00:28:40.802 align:center
Because that's what marriage is, right?
It's-- It's work and it's dedication.

00:28:40.885 --> 00:28:44.013 align:center
It's a decision you have to make
every single day.

00:28:44.097 --> 00:28:45.473 align:center
No, that's stupid.

00:28:45.557 --> 00:28:48.518 align:center
It's just, you're my soulmate.

00:29:04.617 --> 00:29:07.620 align:center
Okay, show of hands.
Who wants to stay married?

00:29:11.416 --> 00:29:15.044 align:center
Uh, looks like I'll have to log back on
to LegalZoom?

00:29:15.128 --> 00:29:17.297 align:center
-No!
-What? How dare you?

00:29:17.380 --> 00:29:21.050 align:center
I'm sorry, but we need
an official hand raised to stay married.

00:29:21.134 --> 00:29:23.052 align:center
-Give me one second, it's coming!
-No!

00:29:26.931 --> 00:29:28.641 align:center
There we go.

00:29:28.725 --> 00:29:30.560 align:center
-That counts.
-That counts.

00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:45.116 align:center
What?

00:29:46.367 --> 00:29:48.411 align:center
I know I can be too much sometimes.

00:29:49.329 --> 00:29:50.205 align:center
Oh…

00:29:51.331 --> 00:29:52.791 align:center
No, you're not.

00:29:52.874 --> 00:29:53.958 align:center
No?

00:29:54.042 --> 00:29:56.085 align:center
You're the exact right amount.

00:30:00.381 --> 00:30:01.674 align:center
Okay.

00:30:01.758 --> 00:30:04.344 align:center
What? Now, uh, stir for me.

00:30:04.427 --> 00:30:05.386 align:center
All right.

00:30:05.470 --> 00:30:07.764 align:center
Where does this woman keep her cumin?

00:30:10.433 --> 00:30:13.436 align:center
Huh, she's got some spices here
next to a water bottle.

00:30:13.520 --> 00:30:14.479 align:center
Hmm.

00:30:14.979 --> 00:30:16.272 align:center
And…

00:30:16.898 --> 00:30:19.734 align:center
Oh, she's got spices next to a flashlight.

00:30:32.580 --> 00:30:34.958 align:center
-It's my grandma's recipe.
-It's really good.

00:30:36.167 --> 00:30:37.502 align:center
That is good.

00:30:37.585 --> 00:30:39.671 align:center
-We did good.
-You did well.

00:30:39.754 --> 00:30:41.130 align:center
And very fast.

00:30:41.214 --> 00:30:42.423 align:center
Thank you so much.

00:30:42.507 --> 00:30:43.800 align:center
Mm. Mm.

00:30:44.551 --> 00:30:45.760 align:center
-Ginny?
-Mm-hmm?

00:30:46.761 --> 00:30:49.556 align:center
If you wanted,
you could read what you wrote.

00:30:50.932 --> 00:30:52.016 align:center
Only if you want to.

00:30:55.895 --> 00:30:56.729 align:center
Sure.

00:30:57.772 --> 00:30:58.731 align:center
Okay, thanks.

00:30:59.816 --> 00:31:01.192 align:center
Um…

00:31:02.068 --> 00:31:04.904 align:center
"Nick once said my personality
was buttered toast."

00:31:04.988 --> 00:31:09.200 align:center
"If I'm buttered toast,
Nick was a Greek omelet."

00:31:09.284 --> 00:31:12.203 align:center
"Hearty and nutritious,
but full of surprises."

00:31:12.287 --> 00:31:14.497 align:center
Wow, this was gonna be really bad too,
wasn't it?

00:31:14.581 --> 00:31:16.207 align:center
No.

00:31:16.291 --> 00:31:19.544 align:center
It's okay. It should not be
just one person's job to remember someone.

00:31:19.627 --> 00:31:21.838 align:center
It would take all of you to remember me.

00:31:21.921 --> 00:31:23.006 align:center
All of you, plus--

00:31:23.089 --> 00:31:25.466 align:center
Please do not talk
about your other hotter friend group.

00:31:25.550 --> 00:31:28.052 align:center
-It hurts my feelings.
-I know, but they're so hot.

00:31:28.136 --> 00:31:32.140 align:center
You know what we should do next year?
We should take a trip in Nick's honor.

00:31:32.223 --> 00:31:33.224 align:center
-Oh, yes!
-Yes!

00:31:33.308 --> 00:31:36.644 align:center
I know he always wanted to go
to Montana to go fly-fishing.

00:31:36.728 --> 00:31:38.521 align:center
-Fuck that.
-Boo!

00:31:38.605 --> 00:31:40.398 align:center
No, you know, he wanted to do it!

00:31:40.481 --> 00:31:42.525 align:center
We should go to Iceland
to see the northern lights

00:31:42.609 --> 00:31:44.110 align:center
because he would never let us do that.

00:31:44.193 --> 00:31:48.656 align:center
He was always like, "I'm not freezing
my ass off to go see God's screen saver."

00:31:48.740 --> 00:31:51.451 align:center
-He would hate it.
-Hey, how about a little toast?

00:31:51.534 --> 00:31:54.704 align:center
-Okay. With this?
-Pass these around for me, please.

00:31:54.787 --> 00:31:55.663 align:center
My love.

00:31:55.747 --> 00:31:57.540 align:center
-Here you go.
-Amore.

00:31:57.624 --> 00:31:58.499 align:center
Grazie.

00:32:00.293 --> 00:32:04.881 align:center
Nick loved his friends,
his family, and Scotch,

00:32:04.964 --> 00:32:07.550 align:center
the most disgusting drink on planet Earth.

00:32:08.843 --> 00:32:10.678 align:center
-To Nick.
-To Nick.

00:32:12.597 --> 00:32:14.349 align:center
-Cheers.
-Cheers.

00:32:16.017 --> 00:32:17.685 align:center
-To Nick.
-To Nick.

00:32:17.769 --> 00:32:18.895 align:center
Mm…

00:32:21.606 --> 00:32:22.482 align:center
Ew.

00:32:22.565 --> 00:32:23.608 align:center
Ooh!

00:32:29.656 --> 00:32:30.490 align:center
Yeah.

00:32:32.075 --> 00:32:33.284 align:center
She's pregnant.
ck.

