WEBVTT 00:00:30.655 --> 00:00:32.824 align:center It's Dad's basement, Vivian. 00:00:32.907 --> 00:00:35.035 align:center He should decide what happens to his stuff! 00:00:35.618 --> 00:00:39.414 align:center Yeah, I-I know there was a flood, but wet things can dry. 00:00:40.081 --> 00:00:43.835 align:center No, it's-- It's not trash, Vivian. Those are his treasures. 00:00:47.505 --> 00:00:49.174 align:center I can't wait to see everybody. 00:00:49.966 --> 00:00:51.593 align:center I can't wait to see some of the people. 00:00:53.303 --> 00:00:56.431 align:center Are you sure you don't want to text Kate before we get there? 00:00:56.514 --> 00:00:58.933 align:center I don't know, something funny, just to break the ice. 00:00:59.017 --> 00:01:01.519 align:center She was out of line, okay? Not me. 00:01:02.353 --> 00:01:04.773 align:center Whatever she said, I'm sure she's sorry. 00:01:04.856 --> 00:01:07.317 align:center I'm just gonna tell her we need to set some clear boundaries, 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:09.235 align:center and if she doesn't like it, too bad. 00:01:11.988 --> 00:01:14.324 align:center I really hope she's in a good mood. 00:01:14.407 --> 00:01:17.744 align:center No, no, no, no, no. You're being ridiculous. You are! 00:01:17.827 --> 00:01:20.413 align:center Just put on Dad, Vivian, I swear to God! 00:01:21.539 --> 00:01:25.043 align:center Hey, Dad. Yeah, just tell me what's down there, 00:01:25.126 --> 00:01:28.171 align:center and I can help you decide whether to keep it or not, okay? 00:01:29.589 --> 00:01:30.423 align:center Keep. 00:01:31.800 --> 00:01:32.717 align:center Keep. 00:01:34.511 --> 00:01:35.345 align:center Keep. 00:01:36.429 --> 00:01:38.556 align:center Oh, that, you, uh-- No, uh… Keep. 00:01:38.640 --> 00:01:40.058 align:center Keep, yeah. 00:01:40.141 --> 00:01:42.894 align:center Oh, we're getting so close. I can't wait to see everyone. 00:01:42.977 --> 00:01:45.104 align:center Ya know, we should probably stop and get some groceries. 00:01:45.188 --> 00:01:47.107 align:center Oh, no, they're already bringing groceries, babe. 00:01:47.190 --> 00:01:48.983 align:center What if they didn't get enough? 00:01:49.818 --> 00:01:52.612 align:center Okay, why don't you just throw everything in the house away? 00:01:52.695 --> 00:01:54.948 align:center Huh? Just throw it all in the garbage. 00:01:55.865 --> 00:01:57.325 align:center Oh, yeah. 00:01:57.408 --> 00:01:59.619 align:center Happy New Year, party people! 00:02:00.203 --> 00:02:02.163 align:center Who's ready to leave the past behind us? 00:02:02.747 --> 00:02:03.790 align:center Hi! 00:02:03.873 --> 00:02:05.041 align:center I-I'm using that tone 00:02:05.125 --> 00:02:07.418 align:center because that's the tone that you're using with me. 00:02:07.502 --> 00:02:10.046 align:center Oh, yes, it is. Don't. No, no, no, no. 00:02:14.342 --> 00:02:16.052 align:center Everyone's already here. 00:02:18.263 --> 00:02:19.138 align:center Hi! 00:02:22.183 --> 00:02:23.476 align:center Ginny in the house! 00:02:24.310 --> 00:02:25.186 align:center Oh! 00:02:28.481 --> 00:02:29.899 align:center We did it! 00:02:45.123 --> 00:02:48.293 align:center Danny, are you cooking anything special? 00:02:48.376 --> 00:02:49.961 align:center -Claude's cooking. -Mm-hmm. 00:02:50.044 --> 00:02:53.006 align:center I'm making a classic Italian New Year's dish. 00:02:54.132 --> 00:02:55.967 align:center Zampone with lentils. 00:02:56.050 --> 00:02:57.010 align:center Is that a foot? 00:02:57.093 --> 00:03:01.514 align:center No, it's a traditional Italian sausage encased in a foot. 00:03:01.598 --> 00:03:02.807 align:center Oh. 00:03:04.893 --> 00:03:07.896 align:center Well, it won't be the first time I've put a foot in my mouth. 00:03:07.979 --> 00:03:10.481 align:center That came out weird. I don't mean like I have an OnlyFans. 00:03:10.565 --> 00:03:11.482 align:center Hi. 00:03:12.066 --> 00:03:15.486 align:center Hey! The vacation can officially begin. 00:03:15.570 --> 00:03:16.821 align:center The VIP is here! 00:03:16.905 --> 00:03:18.573 align:center Hey! 00:03:18.656 --> 00:03:21.409 align:center Thank you all for coming on my trip. 00:03:21.492 --> 00:03:23.077 align:center Of course. 00:03:23.661 --> 00:03:25.622 align:center -It's mama's turn. -Yeah, it is. 00:03:25.705 --> 00:03:27.373 align:center I said that 'cause I have tequila in this. 00:03:29.000 --> 00:03:30.168 align:center Hi. Hi, hon. 00:03:30.877 --> 00:03:32.378 align:center And this is the famous Terry. 00:03:32.462 --> 00:03:34.214 align:center -Terry! -Hi, there. Hi. 00:03:34.297 --> 00:03:35.882 align:center No autographs, please. 00:03:35.965 --> 00:03:38.843 align:center -And he's funny. -Nice to meet everybody. 00:03:38.927 --> 00:03:40.303 align:center What was your name again? 00:03:40.386 --> 00:03:42.889 align:center -Terry! -Terry. 00:03:42.972 --> 00:03:45.225 align:center We met at a potters convention in Poughkeepsie. 00:03:45.308 --> 00:03:49.270 align:center Terry was hosting a demo where he made a bowl that looked like a human brain. 00:03:49.354 --> 00:03:53.566 align:center Yeah, it was… You know, the brain is the most sensuous organ of the human body. 00:03:53.650 --> 00:03:55.401 align:center Oh, wow. 00:03:55.485 --> 00:03:57.153 align:center I'll go get the rest of the stuff. 00:03:57.237 --> 00:03:58.363 align:center Thank you. 00:03:58.988 --> 00:04:00.490 align:center So, how was your Christmas? 00:04:00.573 --> 00:04:01.658 align:center It was perfect. 00:04:01.741 --> 00:04:04.285 align:center Claude put up four trees and we did nothing. 00:04:06.037 --> 00:04:07.664 align:center Sorry, my dad's basement flooded 00:04:07.747 --> 00:04:11.417 align:center and my sister's being crazy just trying to toss out everything. 00:04:11.501 --> 00:04:14.295 align:center Yeah. She's completely unhinged 00:04:14.379 --> 00:04:17.882 align:center because she doesn't want a pile of wet TV Guides from the '90s. 00:04:21.386 --> 00:04:22.595 align:center Got it. 00:04:23.388 --> 00:04:24.514 align:center Thank you. 00:04:27.684 --> 00:04:29.185 align:center Let me show you our room. 00:04:36.859 --> 00:04:38.027 align:center Come in. 00:04:38.111 --> 00:04:39.696 align:center I have something to tell you. 00:04:39.779 --> 00:04:40.822 align:center Okay. 00:04:40.905 --> 00:04:42.824 align:center It's very much an emergency. 00:04:43.491 --> 00:04:45.827 align:center Okay. Babe… 00:04:46.327 --> 00:04:47.370 align:center …what is it? 00:04:47.453 --> 00:04:50.206 align:center Eighteen years ago in Barcelona… 00:04:50.289 --> 00:04:51.165 align:center Uh-huh. 00:04:51.958 --> 00:04:53.334 align:center …I think I fucked Terry. 00:04:55.670 --> 00:04:56.546 align:center I need to know. 00:04:56.629 --> 00:04:59.799 align:center I mean, there's no way I can ask him directly, though. 00:05:01.301 --> 00:05:02.510 align:center Oh, Claude. 00:05:03.011 --> 00:05:05.096 align:center -What? -I love this mystery for us. 00:05:10.977 --> 00:05:12.312 align:center Jack, I need a moment. 00:05:16.524 --> 00:05:18.026 align:center I'm listening, Kate. 00:05:18.109 --> 00:05:20.528 align:center I felt frustrated and resentful 00:05:20.611 --> 00:05:23.156 align:center when you did not help me with the groceries. 00:05:23.239 --> 00:05:25.533 align:center Okay, I receive that. 00:05:25.616 --> 00:05:26.993 align:center I apologize, 00:05:27.076 --> 00:05:30.788 align:center and I will try to be more considerate about carrying stuff in the future. 00:05:31.914 --> 00:05:32.749 align:center Okay. 00:05:40.298 --> 00:05:42.592 align:center Oh, I think your sister's texting you. 00:05:43.301 --> 00:05:44.510 align:center What? 00:06:01.444 --> 00:06:03.321 align:center Uh, what are you-- What are you doing? 00:06:03.404 --> 00:06:04.447 align:center Vivian texted you. 00:06:05.156 --> 00:06:06.032 align:center Thank you. 00:06:11.788 --> 00:06:13.623 align:center Vivian, do not throw that out. 00:06:15.083 --> 00:06:17.168 align:center Well, how wet is my poster? 00:06:22.590 --> 00:06:23.424 align:center Mm. 00:06:23.508 --> 00:06:24.509 align:center Oh my gosh. 00:06:24.592 --> 00:06:26.469 align:center Oh! I know what you did. 00:06:26.552 --> 00:06:28.179 align:center Are we doing shots? 00:06:28.262 --> 00:06:29.889 align:center -Oh. -No, babe. 00:06:29.972 --> 00:06:33.351 align:center -These guys don't drink, remember? -Oh, right, right. I'm sorry. 00:06:33.434 --> 00:06:36.354 align:center Yeah, they're immunity shots. The ginger just burns like a motherfucker. 00:06:36.938 --> 00:06:38.356 align:center Uh, you already know Rachel. 00:06:38.981 --> 00:06:40.441 align:center Right, from the, um… 00:06:41.150 --> 00:06:42.902 align:center And this is Sarah. 00:06:43.402 --> 00:06:44.779 align:center -Hi again. -Hi. 00:06:44.862 --> 00:06:46.906 align:center -Good to see you. -Hello. Good to see you. 00:06:46.989 --> 00:06:48.699 align:center And obviously, this is Jett. 00:06:48.783 --> 00:06:49.826 align:center Sup, sup! 00:06:49.909 --> 00:06:51.786 align:center -Can't forget Jett. -Nah. 00:06:51.869 --> 00:06:54.497 align:center -Okay. Good to see you. -Yeah. 00:06:54.580 --> 00:06:56.582 align:center So, any of you guys big skiers? 00:06:56.666 --> 00:07:00.336 align:center -Yeah. You guys ski a little, right? -I went on like a middle school trip. 00:07:00.419 --> 00:07:01.879 align:center And Jett sleds. 00:07:01.963 --> 00:07:03.506 align:center I mean, Jett does sled. 00:07:04.799 --> 00:07:05.633 align:center He said it. 00:07:05.716 --> 00:07:07.510 align:center -We've got it all. -Okay, here's a funny story. 00:07:07.593 --> 00:07:11.264 align:center So, I was in REI yesterday, and I was looking at sunglasses-- 00:07:11.347 --> 00:07:12.765 align:center Hello, hello, hello. 00:07:12.849 --> 00:07:15.226 align:center -Colby! -Oh, my God! 00:07:18.187 --> 00:07:20.731 align:center Tell us everything! How was Paris? Tell us. 00:07:20.815 --> 00:07:23.443 align:center Oh, my God. It was so amazing. I loved it so much. 00:07:23.526 --> 00:07:25.528 align:center I may move there. It was so good. 00:07:25.611 --> 00:07:27.864 align:center Okay, he said the same thing about Lisbon, so… 00:07:27.947 --> 00:07:29.157 align:center Okay, guilty as charged. 00:07:29.240 --> 00:07:33.578 align:center Colby's the traveler of the group. His TikTok is all packing videos. 00:07:35.204 --> 00:07:36.038 align:center Wow. 00:07:40.626 --> 00:07:42.920 align:center So, Terry, have you ever been to Barcelona? 00:07:43.004 --> 00:07:44.630 align:center Mm-hmm. Many times. 00:07:44.714 --> 00:07:47.008 align:center Uh-huh. Were you there in 2007? 00:07:47.091 --> 00:07:49.218 align:center Because I lived there in 2007. 00:07:49.302 --> 00:07:51.053 align:center Did you have a mustache back then? 00:07:51.137 --> 00:07:53.222 align:center I did a mustache once for Movember. 00:07:53.306 --> 00:07:55.641 align:center Yeah, but no one is asking you. I'm speaking to Terry. 00:07:55.725 --> 00:07:57.351 align:center Gee, enough with the third degree. 00:07:57.435 --> 00:07:59.520 align:center Give a guy a chance to eat his potato skins. 00:07:59.604 --> 00:08:01.647 align:center -All right, all right. -It's okay. 00:08:01.731 --> 00:08:03.524 align:center -Can I ask another question? -Yeah. 00:08:05.401 --> 00:08:06.277 align:center Yep. 00:08:08.404 --> 00:08:10.198 align:center Danny, can we talk, please? 00:08:11.407 --> 00:08:14.285 align:center You wanna do this in snow pants? Fine. Speak. 00:08:15.411 --> 00:08:18.915 align:center You have every right to still be mad at me. I-I feel horrible. 00:08:18.998 --> 00:08:21.751 align:center You cannot talk about my husband that way. 00:08:21.834 --> 00:08:24.086 align:center You and I need to establish some real boundaries. 00:08:24.170 --> 00:08:26.506 align:center -Of course. -No, no, no, it's not "of course." 00:08:26.589 --> 00:08:28.883 align:center You don't have to like Claude, but you have to respect him. 00:08:28.966 --> 00:08:32.553 align:center -If you can't do that-- -Danny, I am so sorry, okay? It's just… 00:08:32.637 --> 00:08:34.013 align:center It's… I'm fucked up, right? 00:08:34.096 --> 00:08:36.265 align:center I take shots at people when I'm unhappy, 00:08:36.349 --> 00:08:41.145 align:center and all I can say is I am genuinely sorry about what I said about Claude. 00:08:41.229 --> 00:08:43.147 align:center It will never happen again, 00:08:43.231 --> 00:08:47.068 align:center and I know that it is my job to do the work to regain your trust. 00:08:48.819 --> 00:08:51.614 align:center Okay, wait. That apology was really good. Who fixed you? 00:08:51.697 --> 00:08:53.407 align:center -Dr. Suzanne. -Hmm. 00:08:53.991 --> 00:08:55.660 align:center Jack and I started couples therapy, 00:08:55.743 --> 00:08:59.163 align:center and I won't complain about it because I will respect our new boundary. 00:08:59.247 --> 00:09:01.332 align:center Oh, I don't need boundaries. I'm amazing. 00:09:01.415 --> 00:09:04.043 align:center We're going to go down that one-way street right the fuck now. 00:09:04.126 --> 00:09:06.879 align:center Who is Dr. Suzanne? Does she have a candle? 00:09:06.963 --> 00:09:11.300 align:center -How big is her jewelry? -It is a candle trio, it is dusty. 00:09:11.384 --> 00:09:14.762 align:center Her biggest necklace is basically a bronze waffle. 00:09:18.849 --> 00:09:20.059 align:center How's therapy going? 00:09:20.142 --> 00:09:22.853 align:center Well, uh, we're not fighting as much. 00:09:22.937 --> 00:09:25.773 align:center -That's good. -We're also not talking as much. 00:09:25.856 --> 00:09:27.775 align:center Except in this weird therapy speak. 00:09:27.858 --> 00:09:31.279 align:center Um, also, we haven't had sex in three months. TMI. 00:09:31.362 --> 00:09:33.698 align:center You know, you're supposed to say "TMI" before the thing. 00:09:33.781 --> 00:09:34.615 align:center Sorry. 00:09:36.200 --> 00:09:37.034 align:center TMI. 00:09:38.286 --> 00:09:39.120 align:center Hello. 00:09:39.203 --> 00:09:42.456 align:center It's just, you know, we're usually pretty good in that area, so it kind of… 00:09:43.249 --> 00:09:44.625 align:center Kind of has me wondering. 00:09:45.334 --> 00:09:47.086 align:center Wondering what? 00:09:47.169 --> 00:09:49.130 align:center What, you think Jack's cheating on you? 00:09:49.630 --> 00:09:51.048 align:center Oh, he would never. 00:09:51.132 --> 00:09:52.758 align:center Except he kind of already did. 00:09:53.384 --> 00:09:55.469 align:center He kissed Anne at parents' weekend. 00:09:57.388 --> 00:09:59.181 align:center That's exactly what I did, yeah. 00:09:59.765 --> 00:10:02.935 align:center Because it's objectively hilarious. 00:10:03.019 --> 00:10:05.396 align:center Yeah, no, I'm not worried about Anne. I… 00:10:05.479 --> 00:10:08.524 align:center I just can't shake the feeling that he's hiding something from me. 00:10:08.608 --> 00:10:09.442 align:center Kate, come on. 00:10:10.276 --> 00:10:13.112 align:center He changed the passcode on his phone. That's bad, right? 00:10:14.405 --> 00:10:17.033 align:center -What is your face? -What? What? There's no face. 00:10:18.159 --> 00:10:19.327 align:center Jack's not cheating. 00:10:19.410 --> 00:10:21.203 align:center I mean, he's bad at logistics. 00:10:21.287 --> 00:10:24.373 align:center You think a man who asks you what his pants size is 00:10:24.457 --> 00:10:28.085 align:center is gonna book a hotel room with a secret credit card? Come on. 00:10:28.794 --> 00:10:31.088 align:center …that I am such a fan of burgers. 00:10:31.172 --> 00:10:34.091 align:center I could eat a burger every night. I don't know why… 00:10:34.175 --> 00:10:36.010 align:center And he loves you. 00:10:37.928 --> 00:10:39.680 align:center Yeah, you're probably right. It's… 00:10:40.723 --> 00:10:42.099 align:center I've really missed you. 00:10:43.434 --> 00:10:45.227 align:center I missed you too. Come here. 00:10:48.648 --> 00:10:49.482 align:center I'll be back. 00:10:52.318 --> 00:10:53.861 align:center Oh, so, listen. 00:10:53.944 --> 00:10:56.030 align:center I need to see Terry naked. 00:10:56.113 --> 00:10:58.240 align:center Oh! Oh, okay. Of course you do. 00:10:58.324 --> 00:11:02.370 align:center I just remembered the Barcelona guy had a birthmark on his left thigh. 00:11:02.453 --> 00:11:03.871 align:center Can we make it happen? 00:11:03.954 --> 00:11:05.331 align:center -Let's make it happen. -Yes, baby! 00:11:10.127 --> 00:11:11.962 align:center See you at the bottom, shit sticks. 00:11:12.046 --> 00:11:14.423 align:center All right, Katherine, I'm coming after your ass! 00:11:14.507 --> 00:11:15.424 align:center Whoo! 00:11:35.444 --> 00:11:37.071 align:center Are you kidding me? 00:11:44.370 --> 00:11:45.538 align:center Bye! 00:11:45.621 --> 00:11:46.914 align:center -Whoo! -No! 00:11:57.341 --> 00:11:59.301 align:center Drinks on you, suckers! 00:11:59.385 --> 00:12:02.638 align:center -You can't feel good about that. -Oh, boo! You suck! 00:12:02.722 --> 00:12:04.014 align:center Whoo! 00:12:04.098 --> 00:12:05.433 align:center Oh, boo! 00:12:05.516 --> 00:12:08.018 align:center I didn't even know we were starting, you cheater. 00:12:08.102 --> 00:12:09.145 align:center Ah! 00:12:17.069 --> 00:12:18.070 align:center Oh my God. 00:12:24.285 --> 00:12:25.369 align:center I win! 00:12:25.953 --> 00:12:28.789 align:center Better luck next time, slowpokes. 00:12:29.707 --> 00:12:32.126 align:center Oh my God, he's the Carl. 00:12:32.209 --> 00:12:34.587 align:center -He's the Carl, everyone. -The Carl! 00:12:34.670 --> 00:12:37.006 align:center Sorry, babe. Carl was Rachel's ex-boyfriend. 00:12:37.089 --> 00:12:38.966 align:center He was, like, so competitive. 00:12:40.301 --> 00:12:43.637 align:center No, no, no, no. Don't worry. We've all been the Carl at some point. 00:12:43.721 --> 00:12:45.389 align:center You're officially one of us. 00:12:45.473 --> 00:12:46.807 align:center Oh, great. 00:12:56.859 --> 00:12:58.486 align:center Do they care why? 00:12:59.111 --> 00:13:00.029 align:center I know you're… 00:13:00.112 --> 00:13:02.531 align:center I can get you regular coffee. It's not a big deal. 00:13:02.615 --> 00:13:04.575 align:center No, no, no. It's… It's good. 00:13:04.658 --> 00:13:07.161 align:center You can really taste the blended mushrooms. 00:13:07.703 --> 00:13:10.581 align:center Rachel is a super-talented Ayurvedic chef. 00:13:11.081 --> 00:13:14.126 align:center -Except for last New Year's. -Oh my God. 00:13:15.294 --> 00:13:16.545 align:center Oh my God. 00:13:17.713 --> 00:13:18.589 align:center What happened? 00:13:18.672 --> 00:13:21.550 align:center Uh, Rachel only almost killed us all, so… 00:13:21.634 --> 00:13:25.221 align:center No, I started a tiny grease fire, and Jett put it out, so… 00:13:25.304 --> 00:13:26.889 align:center By throwing my peacoat on it. 00:13:26.972 --> 00:13:28.682 align:center -Still waiting for that Zelle. -Oh, you know what? 00:13:28.766 --> 00:13:31.894 align:center I have got a crazy New Year's story for you guys. 00:13:32.394 --> 00:13:35.856 align:center So my friends and I, we always rent this house 00:13:35.940 --> 00:13:38.234 align:center every New Year's in Calico Mountain. 00:13:38.317 --> 00:13:42.905 align:center And one year, I think it was like ten years ago, the hot tub broke. 00:13:42.988 --> 00:13:46.867 align:center So we called a handyman, and he came and he fixed it. 00:13:47.618 --> 00:13:50.704 align:center And then we couldn't get him to leave. 00:13:50.788 --> 00:13:53.457 align:center Wait, so the guy just refused to leave? 00:13:53.541 --> 00:13:55.000 align:center Yeah, we were scared to ask. 00:13:55.084 --> 00:13:57.336 align:center I mean, he was just, you know, a little off, right? 00:13:57.419 --> 00:14:01.298 align:center I remember while he was working, he kept whistling that creepy song. 00:14:01.382 --> 00:14:02.842 align:center It was, like, a children's song. 00:14:08.973 --> 00:14:12.643 align:center -Wait, what was his name? -Oh, it was, uh… It was like Eric? 00:14:12.726 --> 00:14:14.812 align:center -Or Ernie or something? -No. 00:14:14.895 --> 00:14:16.105 align:center Edmond. 00:14:16.188 --> 00:14:18.399 align:center His name was Edmond. 00:14:18.482 --> 00:14:20.901 align:center And he was huge. 00:14:20.985 --> 00:14:23.112 align:center He was like a Viking warrior. 00:14:23.195 --> 00:14:24.863 align:center He fixed the hot tub. 00:14:24.947 --> 00:14:26.949 align:center He plopped down on the couch. 00:14:27.032 --> 00:14:28.576 align:center And then he just stared at us. 00:14:28.659 --> 00:14:31.745 align:center Yeah, he was watching TV, drinking our liquor. 00:14:31.829 --> 00:14:32.872 align:center We were so confused. 00:14:32.955 --> 00:14:36.917 align:center We were, like, was he working? Was-- Was he off-duty? 00:14:37.001 --> 00:14:38.752 align:center -We thought he might be homeless. -Yep. 00:14:38.836 --> 00:14:40.504 align:center So you guys didn't want to help him? 00:14:40.588 --> 00:14:43.591 align:center No, we wanted him to get the hell out of there, but he wouldn't leave! 00:14:43.674 --> 00:14:45.801 align:center Not Edmond. 00:14:45.885 --> 00:14:48.679 align:center This guy ate like he was going to the chair. 00:14:49.680 --> 00:14:52.766 align:center A wheel of cheese down to the rind. 00:14:52.850 --> 00:14:55.311 align:center And then he was like, "Uh, you guys got any eggs?" 00:14:55.394 --> 00:14:56.312 align:center Eggs. 00:14:56.395 --> 00:14:59.440 align:center I made him a southwestern omelet, remember? 00:15:00.608 --> 00:15:03.402 align:center Well, we thought, you know, the happier we kept him, 00:15:03.485 --> 00:15:06.113 align:center the less likely he was to kill us. 00:15:06.196 --> 00:15:09.074 align:center Finally, about 2:00 a.m., he gets up to leave. 00:15:09.158 --> 00:15:12.620 align:center And I say, "Oh, well, you know, be safe getting home." 00:15:12.703 --> 00:15:15.956 align:center And he said, "Oh, I'm not going home. I'm going to my brother's house." 00:15:16.040 --> 00:15:19.126 align:center -And guess who his brother was? -Who? 00:15:21.253 --> 00:15:22.671 align:center Kenny Loggins! 00:15:25.424 --> 00:15:26.258 align:center Um… 00:15:26.342 --> 00:15:28.886 align:center Wait, his brother was Kenny Loggins? 00:15:28.969 --> 00:15:32.598 align:center That is so fucking crazy. I'm dead, bury me. 00:15:32.681 --> 00:15:33.515 align:center That's nuts! 00:15:33.599 --> 00:15:36.602 align:center -We never even got in the dang hot tub! -No! We never went. 00:15:36.685 --> 00:15:37.895 align:center Oh my God. 00:15:37.978 --> 00:15:40.397 align:center Speaking of hot tubs, we should go in after dinner. 00:15:40.481 --> 00:15:41.732 align:center What do you think, Terry? 00:15:41.815 --> 00:15:43.984 align:center Yeah, sure, if you're there, I'm there, handsome. 00:15:45.819 --> 00:15:49.573 align:center Remember in Caddyshack, the gopher, when the gopher was dancing? 00:15:49.657 --> 00:15:51.158 align:center Oh, that's Kenny Loggins. 00:15:51.241 --> 00:15:52.826 align:center No, that's a gopher. 00:15:52.910 --> 00:15:54.203 align:center He's a musician. 00:15:57.581 --> 00:15:59.249 align:center Well, I'm probably gonna get started on dinner. 00:15:59.333 --> 00:16:01.794 align:center Oh yeah. Uh, we-- We can help you. 00:16:01.877 --> 00:16:04.630 align:center Nick brought this knife that he saw on Shark Tank. 00:16:04.713 --> 00:16:06.840 align:center Well, you go ahead. I'll catch up later. 00:16:07.633 --> 00:16:09.385 align:center Okay. 00:16:09.968 --> 00:16:12.429 align:center I'm always hungry. 00:16:12.513 --> 00:16:14.723 align:center I actually don't think I'm gonna need knives. 00:16:14.807 --> 00:16:16.809 align:center Really? What are you making? 00:16:16.892 --> 00:16:19.603 align:center It's really soft. So, yeah. 00:16:27.194 --> 00:16:30.656 align:center Hi, this is Danny. Leave me a message, I'll get back to you. 00:16:30.739 --> 00:16:32.908 align:center Hey, Danny, I just wanted to call 00:16:32.992 --> 00:16:36.870 align:center and wish you guys a Happy New Year before you got too busy. 00:16:36.954 --> 00:16:38.414 align:center And… Uh, hold-- 00:16:38.997 --> 00:16:41.834 align:center Oh! Okay, wait, that's you calling right now. 00:16:41.917 --> 00:16:44.002 align:center I'm… Uh, okay, I'll talk to you in a sec! 00:16:45.546 --> 00:16:47.840 align:center -Hey, guys! -Hey! 00:16:47.923 --> 00:16:50.551 align:center Oh, hey, hey, what was the hot tub guy's name? It's killing us. 00:16:50.634 --> 00:16:52.094 align:center Edmond. 00:16:52.177 --> 00:16:53.429 align:center Edmond! Of course! 00:16:53.512 --> 00:16:55.264 align:center -Good old Edmond. -Thank you. 00:16:55.347 --> 00:16:59.601 align:center So… So, what's the plan? Are you guys staying up until midnight or… 00:16:59.685 --> 00:17:02.479 align:center Oh, no, we're too old for that amateur-hour bullshit. 00:17:02.563 --> 00:17:05.065 align:center We're doing the Greenland ball drop in one hour. 00:17:05.149 --> 00:17:07.025 align:center -9:00 p.m. -Yeah! It goes like this. 00:17:07.109 --> 00:17:10.362 align:center Greenland ball drop and then hot tub, everybody, right? 00:17:12.072 --> 00:17:13.407 align:center Hey, what are you guys eating? 00:17:13.490 --> 00:17:17.411 align:center It is foot sausage, but actually, it's ve-- It's delightful. 00:17:17.494 --> 00:17:18.495 align:center It smells great. 00:17:18.579 --> 00:17:19.413 align:center Mm! 00:17:20.497 --> 00:17:24.168 align:center Oh my God, is that a guitar? No! 00:17:25.377 --> 00:17:26.920 align:center Did somebody bring a guitar? 00:17:27.421 --> 00:17:30.507 align:center Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Nick, this is Terry. 00:17:30.591 --> 00:17:32.301 align:center -Anne's friend. -Hey, there. Hi. 00:17:32.885 --> 00:17:33.761 align:center Hey. 00:17:34.303 --> 00:17:35.179 align:center Hi. 00:17:35.846 --> 00:17:37.681 align:center It's really nice to meet you, Terry. 00:17:37.765 --> 00:17:41.310 align:center We're very happy together, and you have two minutes because this is my trip. 00:17:41.393 --> 00:17:44.313 align:center I know. It's just, it's nice to see you guys. 00:17:44.396 --> 00:17:47.316 align:center Wait, how is, uh, Real World: Snow Town? 00:17:47.399 --> 00:17:53.489 align:center Oh, well, there's no booze and no meat, and they made me drink mushroom coffee. 00:17:53.572 --> 00:17:54.907 align:center Oh, God! 00:17:54.990 --> 00:17:57.868 align:center Yeah, they'll die at 100, but when do they get to live? 00:17:58.452 --> 00:18:01.330 align:center Right? So, what's, uh-- What's happening there? 00:18:01.413 --> 00:18:04.416 align:center Well, uh, Danny won the ski race… 00:18:04.500 --> 00:18:05.542 align:center And, uh… 00:18:05.626 --> 00:18:08.712 align:center And Claude is trying to get everybody in the hot tub for some reason. 00:18:08.796 --> 00:18:10.964 align:center And Jack cannot put his phone down. 00:18:11.048 --> 00:18:13.133 align:center Oh, I'm sorry. My dad's basement flooded. 00:18:13.217 --> 00:18:16.178 align:center So I'm trying to help him save all the valuable antiques he's got down there. 00:18:16.261 --> 00:18:18.430 align:center "Valuable" valuable or Jack valuable? 00:18:18.514 --> 00:18:20.307 align:center Yeah, what category would you put 00:18:20.390 --> 00:18:22.935 align:center an old Big Wheel and a VCR full of spiders? 00:18:23.018 --> 00:18:25.646 align:center Oh, come on. Give him a break. He's a very sentimental guy. 00:18:25.729 --> 00:18:26.814 align:center Oh, thank you. 00:18:26.897 --> 00:18:29.066 align:center She wants me to get rid of the Mobsters poster 00:18:29.149 --> 00:18:31.401 align:center from my first job at Mr. Napoli's video store. 00:18:31.485 --> 00:18:33.278 align:center Mr. Napoli? Let him keep it. 00:18:33.362 --> 00:18:36.532 align:center -But is it just a poster, Jack? -Well, thank you for asking. 00:18:36.615 --> 00:18:40.452 align:center It's a poster, cardboard standee, and soundtrack cassette. 00:18:40.536 --> 00:18:42.162 align:center How the hell are you gonna play a cassette? 00:18:42.246 --> 00:18:44.123 align:center On my wet Walkman. 00:18:46.542 --> 00:18:48.168 align:center Hey, what-- What are you doing up here? 00:18:48.252 --> 00:18:51.296 align:center Hey! I called to wish the gang a Happy New Year. 00:18:51.380 --> 00:18:52.589 align:center -Say hi. -Hi, Ginny! 00:18:52.673 --> 00:18:54.550 align:center -Hi. Hey, guys. Happy New Year. -Hey! 00:18:54.633 --> 00:18:55.634 align:center Ciao! Buon anno! 00:18:55.717 --> 00:18:57.427 align:center Um, hey, it's time for dinner. 00:18:57.511 --> 00:18:59.012 align:center Rachel made vegan paella. 00:18:59.096 --> 00:18:59.972 align:center Oh, God. 00:19:02.224 --> 00:19:05.602 align:center You know what? Why don't you start? I'll-- I'll be down in a minute. 00:19:06.436 --> 00:19:08.021 align:center -Okay. -Okay. 00:19:09.481 --> 00:19:14.027 align:center Well, happy Greenland New Year's, you guys. 00:19:14.111 --> 00:19:15.028 align:center Miss you all. 00:19:15.112 --> 00:19:17.072 align:center -Oh, we miss you too. -Happy New Year! 00:19:17.156 --> 00:19:19.491 align:center We all miss you. Well, maybe not Anne. 00:19:19.575 --> 00:19:20.534 align:center Goodbye, Nick. 00:19:21.618 --> 00:19:22.786 align:center Have a happy New Year. 00:19:24.663 --> 00:19:25.581 align:center Love you, guys. 00:19:35.841 --> 00:19:40.053 align:center Wow, New Year's Eve is going to be over by 9:00 p.m. 00:19:40.137 --> 00:19:42.806 align:center Should one of us get throw-up drunk just for old time's sake? 00:19:44.892 --> 00:19:47.019 align:center You can't get over the password thing, huh? 00:19:47.102 --> 00:19:48.979 align:center I freak out every time he looks at his phone. 00:19:50.397 --> 00:19:54.401 align:center Come here. You need to talk to him. 00:19:54.484 --> 00:19:57.279 align:center Now I know it's a nightmare for you because you're just like me. 00:19:57.362 --> 00:20:00.282 align:center You love making jokes and picking fights. 00:20:00.365 --> 00:20:02.451 align:center I don't like picking fights. I like winning fights. 00:20:02.534 --> 00:20:04.995 align:center Okay, do you want to win or do you want to have a nice life? 00:20:05.078 --> 00:20:07.247 align:center When do you need an answer by? 00:20:07.873 --> 00:20:10.125 align:center Claude won't let the hot tub thing go, 00:20:10.208 --> 00:20:12.961 align:center so after the ball drop, we all have to put on our suits. 00:20:14.296 --> 00:20:15.422 align:center Okay. 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:22.930 align:center Terry seems great. 00:20:23.764 --> 00:20:24.598 align:center Yeah. 00:20:25.098 --> 00:20:28.060 align:center I don't know, you may never see Terry again after this trip. 00:20:28.143 --> 00:20:30.020 align:center He wears a dainty silver anklet. 00:20:30.103 --> 00:20:30.938 align:center Ooh. 00:20:31.438 --> 00:20:33.440 align:center But I am proud of myself for getting back out there. 00:20:33.523 --> 00:20:34.399 align:center Absolutely. 00:20:35.609 --> 00:20:37.861 align:center He's surprisingly good in the sack. 00:20:37.945 --> 00:20:40.113 align:center I don't, uh… believe you. 00:20:43.951 --> 00:20:45.577 align:center It's almost time. Everybody! 00:20:45.661 --> 00:20:46.787 align:center -Su! -Oh! 00:20:46.870 --> 00:20:47.746 align:center Okay. 00:20:49.373 --> 00:20:50.540 align:center The bottle. 00:20:50.624 --> 00:20:53.418 align:center Ten, nine, eight, seven… 00:20:53.502 --> 00:20:56.254 align:center …six, five, four, 00:20:56.338 --> 00:20:58.924 align:center three, two, one! 00:20:59.007 --> 00:21:02.469 align:center Happy New Year! 00:21:03.387 --> 00:21:04.513 align:center -Yeah. -Okay. 00:21:11.186 --> 00:21:13.772 align:center He's like Marmaduke. 00:21:15.148 --> 00:21:16.483 align:center I can't look at it. 00:21:26.034 --> 00:21:27.327 align:center Are you kidding me, Nick? 00:21:27.411 --> 00:21:29.246 align:center I was just about to come down. 00:21:29.329 --> 00:21:33.041 align:center Talking to your friends I get, but you're just hiding up here? 00:21:33.125 --> 00:21:36.920 align:center I'm not hiding, I just, you know, I kind of lost track of time. 00:21:38.880 --> 00:21:41.174 align:center All my friends think that you're avoiding them. 00:21:41.258 --> 00:21:44.136 align:center Well, it doesn't seem like they really want me around. 00:21:44.219 --> 00:21:45.220 align:center That is bullshit. 00:21:45.303 --> 00:21:48.181 align:center Nick, you're not even trying to have a good time with them. 00:21:48.265 --> 00:21:49.516 align:center I went skiing. 00:21:50.100 --> 00:21:53.353 align:center I told them a hilarious story, which they did not appreciate. 00:21:53.895 --> 00:21:54.771 align:center I got groceries. 00:21:54.855 --> 00:21:57.316 align:center Yeah, you got groceries that only you like. 00:21:58.317 --> 00:22:00.402 align:center I told you that half of my friends were sober, Nick, 00:22:00.485 --> 00:22:01.820 align:center and you brought in champagne. 00:22:01.903 --> 00:22:03.864 align:center Rachel was really offended by that. 00:22:04.656 --> 00:22:07.117 align:center -Wait, which one is Rachel? I-- -Damn it, Nick! 00:22:07.200 --> 00:22:10.746 align:center We are always with your friends. 00:22:12.122 --> 00:22:13.373 align:center And your friends are… 00:22:13.915 --> 00:22:16.168 align:center Honestly, they're no walk in the park, but I go, 00:22:16.251 --> 00:22:18.503 align:center and I sit in that discomfort for you. 00:22:18.587 --> 00:22:21.214 align:center -Ginny, babe, I… I… -No, no, no. 00:22:21.298 --> 00:22:22.549 align:center I'm really mad at you right now. 00:22:22.632 --> 00:22:27.429 align:center And I'm gonna go on a moonlight hike with my friends. 00:22:27.929 --> 00:22:29.056 align:center You're not invited. 00:22:30.015 --> 00:22:32.559 align:center -And I'll see you at midnight, okay? -Okay. 00:22:42.319 --> 00:22:44.571 align:center That was nice seeing Nick. 00:22:44.654 --> 00:22:46.323 align:center Yeah. Yeah. 00:22:46.948 --> 00:22:49.576 align:center And I'm feeling a little better about Dad's basement. 00:22:49.659 --> 00:22:52.704 align:center I'll get rid of some stuff, like my old retainer. 00:22:52.788 --> 00:22:55.332 align:center But wait, what if our grandchild has the same mouth as you? 00:22:55.415 --> 00:22:57.876 align:center Oh, you're right, we should keep it. 00:23:07.010 --> 00:23:08.345 align:center Jack, I need a moment. 00:23:10.722 --> 00:23:12.849 align:center Kate, I am listening. 00:23:12.933 --> 00:23:14.768 align:center Oh. 00:23:17.896 --> 00:23:19.106 align:center Is it your sister again? 00:23:19.189 --> 00:23:21.942 align:center No, no, no, just some boring… 00:23:22.818 --> 00:23:24.820 align:center All right, I'm listening. 00:23:25.570 --> 00:23:27.614 align:center I know I'm not the best communicator… 00:23:27.697 --> 00:23:29.491 align:center …or whatever. 00:23:29.574 --> 00:23:30.408 align:center Yeah. 00:23:31.159 --> 00:23:34.996 align:center And, um, I feel embarrassed even bringing this up. 00:23:35.080 --> 00:23:37.124 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:23:38.917 --> 00:23:40.293 align:center Tell me who you're fucking! 00:23:42.087 --> 00:23:43.463 align:center What are you talking about? 00:23:43.547 --> 00:23:46.341 align:center I'm talking about you and that fucking passcode! 00:23:47.342 --> 00:23:48.844 align:center That bitch picked a fight. 00:23:48.927 --> 00:23:50.929 align:center -Maybe we should forget the hot tub. -No! 00:23:51.012 --> 00:23:53.640 align:center -Your passcode's been the same… -It will be over soon. 00:23:53.723 --> 00:23:55.142 align:center What the fuck? 00:23:55.225 --> 00:23:59.479 align:center Okay, people change their passcodes all the time. It doesn't mean anything. 00:23:59.563 --> 00:24:01.898 align:center Okay, then what is your new passcode? 00:24:01.982 --> 00:24:04.943 align:center Okay, fine. You want to know why I changed my passcode? 00:24:05.444 --> 00:24:07.988 align:center I went on to LegalZoom to look into mediation. 00:24:08.071 --> 00:24:10.574 align:center All right? I-I looked one time, 00:24:10.657 --> 00:24:13.410 align:center and now I just get constant texts and emails about it. 00:24:13.994 --> 00:24:16.163 align:center Mediation? You're googling how to divorce me? 00:24:16.246 --> 00:24:17.330 align:center It was LegalZoom! 00:24:17.414 --> 00:24:19.875 align:center Whatever, that's so much worse than cheating. 00:24:19.958 --> 00:24:23.587 align:center Well, I only did it because you constantly make me feel like you're gonna leave me. 00:24:23.670 --> 00:24:26.298 align:center I could never leave you. Your life would fall apart. 00:24:27.174 --> 00:24:29.593 align:center -Excuse me? -You want to know what's on my phone? 00:24:29.676 --> 00:24:33.680 align:center Endless emails and texts about all of your doctor's appointments 00:24:33.763 --> 00:24:37.726 align:center and all the bills because I do everything, and you do nothing. 00:24:37.809 --> 00:24:41.521 align:center You don't like me anymore. I get it. I don't like you much right now either. 00:24:41.605 --> 00:24:44.608 align:center We don't have to ruin everybody else's vacation. 00:24:44.691 --> 00:24:45.734 align:center Shit! 00:24:49.196 --> 00:24:52.199 align:center Well, why don't you just throw it out? That's what you love doing. 00:24:53.867 --> 00:24:55.911 align:center Okay, okay. 00:24:57.871 --> 00:24:59.372 align:center Where is she? 00:25:03.960 --> 00:25:05.170 align:center I hope they're okay. 00:25:06.713 --> 00:25:07.547 align:center Shall we? 00:25:12.677 --> 00:25:13.845 align:center Yeah. 00:25:17.724 --> 00:25:18.892 align:center Nice. 00:25:23.313 --> 00:25:24.314 align:center It's not him. 00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:29.736 align:center Uh, sorry, it's gotten a little too cold for us. 00:25:29.819 --> 00:25:31.321 align:center We're gonna go to bed. 00:25:32.656 --> 00:25:33.490 align:center Okay. 00:25:34.783 --> 00:25:36.243 align:center Whoo! 00:25:36.993 --> 00:25:37.911 align:center Whoo! 00:25:39.371 --> 00:25:40.455 align:center Yeah. 00:25:41.414 --> 00:25:43.917 align:center So, where shall the night take us, milady? 00:25:45.210 --> 00:25:46.753 align:center Terry, we need to talk. 00:26:01.142 --> 00:26:02.269 align:center Please. 00:26:02.352 --> 00:26:03.436 align:center Let me help you. 00:26:12.612 --> 00:26:14.447 align:center Of course. Yes. 00:26:16.533 --> 00:26:17.659 align:center Thank you. 00:26:38.597 --> 00:26:40.015 align:center Happy New Year, Claude. 00:26:42.851 --> 00:26:43.810 align:center Happy New Year, Kate. 00:26:54.487 --> 00:26:56.031 align:center In all the right ways 00:26:56.114 --> 00:26:58.533 align:center All my underdogs 00:26:58.617 --> 00:27:02.203 align:center We will never be never be Anything but loud 00:27:02.287 --> 00:27:06.291 align:center And nitty-gritty, dirty, little freaks 00:27:06.374 --> 00:27:10.337 align:center Won't you come on and Come on and raise your glass 00:27:10.420 --> 00:27:13.214 align:center Excuse me, are these gluten-free crackers also vegan? 00:27:13.298 --> 00:27:15.050 align:center -Mm-hmm. -Thanks. 00:27:15.759 --> 00:27:17.719 align:center Slam, slam, oh hot damn 00:27:17.802 --> 00:27:19.679 align:center What part of "party" Don't you understand? 00:27:19.763 --> 00:27:21.973 align:center Wish you'd just freak out 00:27:23.641 --> 00:27:25.852 align:center Can't stop, coming in hot 00:27:25.935 --> 00:27:28.146 align:center I should be locked up Right on the spot 00:27:28.229 --> 00:27:29.981 align:center It's so on right now 00:27:31.483 --> 00:27:34.402 align:center Party crasher, panty snatcher 00:27:34.486 --> 00:27:35.528 align:center You're the Carl. 00:27:35.612 --> 00:27:36.780 align:center Call me up… 00:27:57.550 --> 00:27:58.593 align:center Finally. 00:28:08.478 --> 00:28:11.981 align:center Hi, Kate, it's Ginny. I'm sorry for calling you, I don't… 00:28:14.567 --> 00:28:15.402 align:center Jack? 00:28:15.902 --> 00:28:16.736 align:center Jack! 00:28:17.404 --> 00:28:20.198 align:center -Wake up. -What? What's wrong? What's wrong? 00:28:20.281 --> 00:28:22.742 align:center He was driving alone and there was an accident. 00:28:22.826 --> 00:28:25.036 align:center Honey, calm down. I don't know what you're talking about. 00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:27.414 align:center Nick died. 00:28:29.082 --> 00:28:29.916 align:center He's gone. 00:28:33.336 --> 00:28:34.838 align:center Oh my God. 00:28:46.641 --> 00:28:47.809 align:center Anne? 00:28:47.892 --> 00:28:48.977 align:center Uh… 00:28:50.812 --> 00:28:54.733 align:center Anne, honey, wake up. Something terrible has happened. 00:28:55.316 --> 00:28:57.819 align:center Kate! No! No, no, no! Oh, no! 00:28:57.902 --> 00:28:59.529 align:center Terry, get out! 00:28:59.612 --> 00:29:00.822 align:center Oh, God. 00:29:02.907 --> 00:29:04.534 align:center What's going on? What's wrong? 00:29:14.377 --> 00:29:15.378 align:center How is this real? 00:29:16.421 --> 00:29:17.672 align:center We just spoke to him. 00:29:20.592 --> 00:29:23.136 align:center Anne, do you want me to call Lila? 00:29:24.262 --> 00:29:25.138 align:center Oh! 00:29:26.055 --> 00:29:26.973 align:center No. 00:29:29.309 --> 00:29:33.480 align:center I think I'd rather wait till tomorrow to break my baby's heart. 00:29:51.956 --> 00:29:54.542 align:center Goodbye, Norma Jean 00:29:55.126 --> 00:29:58.087 align:center Though I never knew you at all 00:29:58.171 --> 00:30:00.757 align:center You had the grace to hold yourself 00:30:01.549 --> 00:30:04.761 align:center While those around you crawled 00:30:05.803 --> 00:30:08.223 align:center They crawled out of the woodwork 00:30:08.807 --> 00:30:11.351 align:center And they whispered into your brain 00:30:11.434 --> 00:30:14.145 align:center And they set you on a treadmill 00:30:14.229 --> 00:30:17.899 align:center And they made you change your name 00:30:19.359 --> 00:30:21.319 align:center And it seemed to me 00:30:21.402 --> 00:30:26.241 align:center You lived your life Like a candle in the wind 00:30:26.324 --> 00:30:27.992 align:center Oh, never knowing 00:30:28.076 --> 00:30:33.081 align:center Who to cling to when the rain set in 00:30:33.164 --> 00:30:36.209 align:center And I would have liked To have known you 00:30:36.292 --> 00:30:39.420 align:center But I was just, I was just a kid 00:30:40.421 --> 00:30:44.008 align:center Your candle burned out long before 00:30:44.092 --> 00:30:47.637 align:center Your legend ever did 00:30:48.179 --> 00:30:49.931 align:center Please stop singing.