WEBVTT 00:00:29.279 --> 00:00:30.572 align:center Oh, you're up early. 00:00:30.655 --> 00:00:32.907 align:center Which makes sense, because you fell asleep early. 00:00:32.991 --> 00:00:34.617 align:center I'm sorry I crashed. 00:00:34.701 --> 00:00:36.870 align:center I was awake the whole time you were brushing your teeth, 00:00:36.953 --> 00:00:38.955 align:center but then, in my defense, you flossed. 00:00:39.039 --> 00:00:42.333 align:center Because I know that you've complained about the flavor of my back tooth. 00:00:42.417 --> 00:00:45.837 align:center And I appreciate your vigilance, and let's have a do-over later. 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:48.798 align:center Love it. Sexy do-over. 00:00:48.882 --> 00:00:52.052 align:center Also, guess where I went while you were in the shower? 00:00:52.135 --> 00:00:52.969 align:center No! 00:00:53.720 --> 00:00:57.307 align:center You drove all the way to Crazy Jerry's? Is it exactly the same? 00:00:57.390 --> 00:00:59.434 align:center Mostly, yeah. They did change the logo, though. 00:00:59.517 --> 00:01:03.480 align:center Jerry is still a baguette with arms, but his arms are, like, very jacked now. 00:01:03.563 --> 00:01:06.024 align:center -He can kind of get it. -Well, all bread can get it. 00:01:06.107 --> 00:01:08.526 align:center And I got you the 17. 00:01:09.360 --> 00:01:10.361 align:center Oh. 00:01:11.112 --> 00:01:12.072 align:center What? 00:01:12.155 --> 00:01:14.115 align:center The 7 is what I used to talk about all the time, 00:01:14.199 --> 00:01:16.826 align:center but I'm sure this will be great, you know. 00:01:26.002 --> 00:01:27.295 align:center Wow, it's way wrong, huh? 00:01:27.378 --> 00:01:29.255 align:center No, no, no. It's gonna be awesome. 00:01:29.339 --> 00:01:30.423 align:center All right? 00:01:30.507 --> 00:01:34.177 align:center -So, uh, last night was a cluster-F, huh? -Oh, yeah. 00:01:34.260 --> 00:01:38.473 align:center Claude throwing half of the Tom Ford Fall Collection out a window? Sure. 00:01:39.599 --> 00:01:42.435 align:center Yeah, you, uh, just about squared away over there? 00:01:42.519 --> 00:01:44.938 align:center Because I thought we could take these sandwiches outside. 00:01:45.021 --> 00:01:47.357 align:center There's a gazebo-- 00:01:47.440 --> 00:01:49.234 align:center Oh. Good news, bad news. 00:01:49.317 --> 00:01:51.528 align:center I had a very similar idea to you. 00:01:51.611 --> 00:01:52.529 align:center Come in! 00:01:53.363 --> 00:01:55.865 align:center -Oh. Wow. -Bring it on over. 00:01:55.949 --> 00:01:57.826 align:center Oh, shit. Now I feel bad. 00:01:57.909 --> 00:01:59.577 align:center No, we double-niced it. 00:01:59.661 --> 00:02:01.329 align:center Thank you so much. 00:02:01.412 --> 00:02:02.539 align:center -Thank you. -Thank you. 00:02:02.622 --> 00:02:04.749 align:center Wow, you got two full-size juices. That's smart. 00:02:06.209 --> 00:02:08.419 align:center It's just, you know, in little hotels like this, 00:02:08.503 --> 00:02:11.631 align:center it might take them forever to come back and get these trays. 00:02:14.884 --> 00:02:17.387 align:center If you want to just eat the room service, that's fine. 00:02:17.470 --> 00:02:18.930 align:center No. No, no, no. Watch this. 00:02:22.475 --> 00:02:24.018 align:center See? I fixed it. 00:02:27.564 --> 00:02:28.690 align:center I love you. 00:02:29.399 --> 00:02:30.567 align:center I love you too. 00:02:45.623 --> 00:02:47.542 align:center Thank you for letting me sleep here. 00:02:47.625 --> 00:02:50.753 align:center This room you stole is fabulous. 00:02:50.837 --> 00:02:51.921 align:center Thank you. 00:02:52.672 --> 00:02:56.259 align:center It's none of my business, but is everything okay? 00:02:56.342 --> 00:02:59.596 align:center -Ah, it was just a little dustup. -Have you heard from Nick? 00:03:00.722 --> 00:03:01.556 align:center Mm-mm. 00:03:01.639 --> 00:03:04.142 align:center I didn't expect Lila to go after the girlfriend so hard, 00:03:04.225 --> 00:03:05.476 align:center but I did laugh when she said 00:03:05.560 --> 00:03:08.104 align:center her favorite subject in school was home-wreckonomics. 00:03:09.147 --> 00:03:12.275 align:center Hopefully, Ginny fled the scene by then. 00:03:12.358 --> 00:03:14.319 align:center -Her name is "the girlfriend." -Oh. 00:03:14.402 --> 00:03:17.405 align:center Now, tell me one terrible thing about her. 00:03:18.615 --> 00:03:20.533 align:center I'd love to play this little game with you, Anne, 00:03:20.617 --> 00:03:24.078 align:center but right now, I need to go shop for a peace offering. 00:03:24.162 --> 00:03:26.039 align:center Hmm. What would he want? 00:03:26.122 --> 00:03:27.498 align:center Well, since it's Claude, 00:03:27.582 --> 00:03:30.960 align:center he would want a blown-glass Christmas tree ornament of Sophia Loren, 00:03:31.044 --> 00:03:34.088 align:center but I'm gonna get him an apology coffee. 00:03:34.172 --> 00:03:35.256 align:center Add a chocolate croissant. 00:03:35.340 --> 00:03:38.509 align:center I think that says, "I'm sorry if I acted like an arrogant jerk last night." 00:03:38.593 --> 00:03:40.678 align:center I didn't say I acted like an arrogant jerk. 00:03:40.762 --> 00:03:42.388 align:center Oh, I've seen your work. 00:03:45.725 --> 00:03:47.602 align:center -Ah. -Mm. 00:03:47.685 --> 00:03:49.354 align:center Uh, okay… 00:03:51.022 --> 00:03:52.565 align:center -The girlfriend… -Yeah. 00:03:52.649 --> 00:03:54.525 align:center …is really into essential oils, 00:03:54.609 --> 00:03:57.487 align:center and what she's using makes her smell like Thanksgiving turkey. 00:03:57.570 --> 00:03:59.072 align:center God bless you. 00:04:03.117 --> 00:04:04.035 align:center Babe! 00:04:07.288 --> 00:04:08.164 align:center Huh. 00:04:15.755 --> 00:04:17.966 align:center Hello. I'm sorry I missed your call. 00:04:18.049 --> 00:04:21.052 align:center Feel free to leave me a message, or text me, or call me back. Ciao! 00:04:40.071 --> 00:04:41.489 align:center -No. -Yeah. 00:04:41.572 --> 00:04:43.616 align:center -Are you good? -I mean, I'm like… 00:04:44.742 --> 00:04:46.411 align:center -Oh. -Morning. 00:04:47.870 --> 00:04:50.957 align:center Uh, I was headed out for a run, and I saw you guys in here. 00:04:51.541 --> 00:04:54.961 align:center Yeah, I've kind of gotten into running recently. 00:04:55.044 --> 00:04:56.170 align:center Jesus Christ. 00:05:04.470 --> 00:05:05.471 align:center Look. 00:05:05.972 --> 00:05:09.976 align:center I understand that it has been a little uncomfortable with Ginny here. 00:05:10.059 --> 00:05:11.769 align:center -A little uncomfortable? -Mm-hmm. 00:05:11.853 --> 00:05:15.189 align:center Wow, your EQ is off the charts, Nick. 00:05:15.273 --> 00:05:17.608 align:center Ah, "Nick." I'm Nick now. 00:05:18.443 --> 00:05:19.485 align:center What happened to Dad? 00:05:19.569 --> 00:05:21.612 align:center Well, I don't know, Nick. What happened to Dad? 00:05:23.156 --> 00:05:25.325 align:center Sorry, it's my heart rate monitor. 00:05:26.034 --> 00:05:27.493 align:center Look, I don't understand this. 00:05:27.577 --> 00:05:29.704 align:center When Ginny came with us to the Knicks game, 00:05:29.787 --> 00:05:31.330 align:center you were in a great mood. 00:05:31.414 --> 00:05:34.375 align:center It's 'cause I drank two beers and took a ten-milligram gummy. 00:05:34.459 --> 00:05:37.045 align:center -No, you shouldn't be… -What? 00:05:37.128 --> 00:05:38.254 align:center Well… Okay. 00:05:38.337 --> 00:05:39.839 align:center That… Separate conversation. 00:05:39.922 --> 00:05:41.049 align:center Hmm. 00:05:41.132 --> 00:05:43.217 align:center Lila, you need to listen to me. 00:05:43.301 --> 00:05:47.555 align:center Last night, you crossed a line. You really hurt Ginny's feelings. 00:05:47.638 --> 00:05:50.600 align:center I'm not gonna apologize to her, okay? 00:05:50.683 --> 00:05:53.478 align:center She's a symbol of how you destroyed our family. 00:05:53.561 --> 00:05:56.439 align:center -Our family is not destroyed. -Yes, it is. 00:05:56.522 --> 00:05:58.441 align:center -Look at Mom. She's broken. -No, it is not. 00:05:58.524 --> 00:06:02.445 align:center -Whatever your mother is going through… -You ruined her life. She is a shell. 00:06:02.528 --> 00:06:03.738 align:center That is enough. 00:06:04.655 --> 00:06:08.743 align:center We are not gonna shout in a restaurant like dirtbags. 00:06:09.369 --> 00:06:12.330 align:center Lila, you need to show your father some basic respect, 00:06:12.413 --> 00:06:14.874 align:center even if he's wearing a tank top you can see his nipples through. 00:06:16.084 --> 00:06:19.754 align:center And Nick, Lila is not gonna apologize to Ginny just because you want her to. 00:06:19.837 --> 00:06:21.589 align:center That is her decision, not yours. 00:06:21.672 --> 00:06:25.676 align:center Also, Ginny is not a symbol. She is a person. 00:06:26.928 --> 00:06:30.890 align:center So thanks both of you for making me be the one to have to say that out loud. 00:06:30.973 --> 00:06:31.849 align:center Motherhood. 00:06:31.933 --> 00:06:33.309 align:center Now, let's go. 00:06:34.102 --> 00:06:36.104 align:center I want to have a nice time this weekend. 00:06:36.813 --> 00:06:39.857 align:center I have been looking forward to Ultimate Frisbee. 00:06:41.025 --> 00:06:42.860 align:center I watched a video of the rules. 00:06:49.450 --> 00:06:51.828 align:center You want it? You want it? Oh, you want it? 00:06:51.911 --> 00:06:53.329 align:center Okay, Danny, heads up! 00:06:53.412 --> 00:06:54.372 align:center No, thank you. 00:06:56.124 --> 00:06:58.376 align:center -Oh! Yes! I got it! -Yeah! 00:06:58.459 --> 00:07:00.378 align:center -Yeah! -Don't do that! Okay. Whoo! 00:07:05.633 --> 00:07:06.843 align:center I'm open! I'm open! 00:07:08.010 --> 00:07:08.845 align:center I'm open! 00:07:08.928 --> 00:07:10.221 align:center Oh, shit. 00:07:10.304 --> 00:07:13.015 align:center -I'm so sorry. Are you okay? -Yeah, it's fine. It's okay. 00:07:13.099 --> 00:07:15.476 align:center I'm trying to stay away from you. I'm so sorry. 00:07:15.560 --> 00:07:19.605 align:center Okay, well, I've been trying to hit you, so clearly I suck at this game. 00:07:20.773 --> 00:07:23.776 align:center I'm gonna hug you. Can I hug you? I'm gonna hug you. Okay. 00:07:32.410 --> 00:07:33.494 align:center Go, Jack! 00:07:45.381 --> 00:07:46.465 align:center Ah! 00:07:57.185 --> 00:07:59.270 align:center What's the rest of your day? You want to grab dinner? 00:07:59.353 --> 00:08:01.564 align:center Dad and the girlfriend are taking me for tapas. 00:08:01.647 --> 00:08:04.233 align:center -Oh, okay. -Hang on. They don't know where those go. 00:08:04.317 --> 00:08:05.151 align:center Fun. 00:08:06.736 --> 00:08:07.737 align:center Hey. 00:08:09.906 --> 00:08:12.533 align:center I'm glad you showed up. Are we, uh… 00:08:13.034 --> 00:08:14.202 align:center Are you feeling better? 00:08:15.286 --> 00:08:16.954 align:center Of course I'm not feeling better. 00:08:18.164 --> 00:08:20.583 align:center You left me for three months to go smoke in Texas. 00:08:20.666 --> 00:08:23.377 align:center Oh, my God. I was… I was working. 00:08:23.461 --> 00:08:25.963 align:center And I only smoked a couple of times. Calm down. 00:08:26.047 --> 00:08:28.049 align:center Oh, everything I care about, you say, "Calm down." 00:08:28.132 --> 00:08:31.010 align:center That's our problem, Danny. You don't want to deal with anything. 00:08:31.093 --> 00:08:33.596 align:center I haven't seen you in months, and you take me to parents' weekend. 00:08:33.679 --> 00:08:35.014 align:center We're not even parents! 00:08:35.097 --> 00:08:37.725 align:center -I thought it would be fun. I don't know. -No. 00:08:38.434 --> 00:08:41.103 align:center You thought it would be a good place to avoid talking. 00:08:44.524 --> 00:08:47.151 align:center I can't be married like this. I won't. 00:08:48.152 --> 00:08:50.238 align:center So what? What? You gonna leave me? 00:08:51.697 --> 00:08:52.990 align:center Why don't you decide? 00:08:53.491 --> 00:08:56.911 align:center Do you want a real marriage, or you want to spend your life alone? 00:08:59.789 --> 00:09:01.707 align:center Take your time. Think about it. 00:09:10.800 --> 00:09:13.761 align:center You wanna get this tray out of here, and I'll be right back? 00:09:29.485 --> 00:09:30.820 align:center Congratulations. 00:09:30.903 --> 00:09:31.988 align:center It's a sex day-- 00:09:34.615 --> 00:09:36.117 align:center Something's weird. 00:09:37.410 --> 00:09:40.538 align:center Do you want me to give you a back rub? 00:09:40.621 --> 00:09:42.081 align:center No, it's not my back. It's my hip. 00:09:43.124 --> 00:09:45.126 align:center What does it mean when your hip clicks? 00:09:45.751 --> 00:09:46.794 align:center I have no idea. 00:09:46.877 --> 00:09:49.714 align:center Didn't your aunt get a double hip replacement? 00:09:49.797 --> 00:09:52.133 align:center -Ask her if it started with a click? -Can I ask her? 00:09:52.216 --> 00:09:54.635 align:center Uh, it started when she turned 88. 00:09:54.719 --> 00:09:57.346 align:center I think some ice would really help. 00:10:13.738 --> 00:10:14.989 align:center Rolled ankle. You? 00:10:15.615 --> 00:10:16.490 align:center My hip. 00:10:18.284 --> 00:10:19.160 align:center Hey, guys! 00:10:22.788 --> 00:10:24.915 align:center Just getting some ice for Nick. 00:10:24.999 --> 00:10:27.668 align:center He got a bruise on his shoulder. Poor baby. 00:10:28.419 --> 00:10:29.295 align:center Bye! 00:10:31.505 --> 00:10:32.381 align:center Bye. 00:10:38.387 --> 00:10:40.181 align:center It's really seizing up now. 00:10:41.182 --> 00:10:42.892 align:center I'm lucky I made it down the hall. 00:10:43.559 --> 00:10:44.393 align:center Proud of you. 00:10:44.894 --> 00:10:47.897 align:center Can't wait to see the 30 for 30 they make about this. 00:10:48.481 --> 00:10:51.651 align:center You know, sometimes it'd just be nice to feel taken care of by my wife. 00:10:51.734 --> 00:10:54.612 align:center Oh, my God. All I do is take care of you. 00:10:55.738 --> 00:10:58.616 align:center I only get the Jack who's hungry, whose hip hurts, 00:10:58.699 --> 00:11:01.202 align:center who doesn't believe his colonoscopy results. 00:11:01.285 --> 00:11:02.578 align:center Oh, what are you talking about? 00:11:02.661 --> 00:11:06.165 align:center Everybody else gets the top-shelf-version of your personality. 00:11:06.665 --> 00:11:09.460 align:center You're out there diving over benches to impress everybody. 00:11:09.543 --> 00:11:11.879 align:center I can't even get you to eat a tomato. 00:11:11.962 --> 00:11:14.882 align:center I would just love to spend 20 minutes a day with Bench Guy. 00:11:14.965 --> 00:11:19.428 align:center Okay, and all I wanted is ice. All right? Ginny got Nick ice. 00:11:19.512 --> 00:11:20.846 align:center Well, I'm not Ginny. 00:11:20.930 --> 00:11:23.015 align:center And I'm sorry you're jealous of Nick. 00:11:23.099 --> 00:11:25.434 align:center What?! How could I be jealous of Nick? 00:11:25.518 --> 00:11:28.270 align:center Huh? I'm better than Nick. I'm a good guy. 00:11:28.354 --> 00:11:32.066 align:center You're jealous because he has a 32-year-old sex hygienist 00:11:32.149 --> 00:11:33.609 align:center catering to his every need. 00:11:33.693 --> 00:11:35.152 align:center And I hate to break it to you, buddy, 00:11:35.236 --> 00:11:38.197 align:center but you're married to a middle-aged woman with dry skin. 00:11:38.280 --> 00:11:41.200 align:center Projection! All right? That is projection! 00:11:41.283 --> 00:11:44.161 align:center All right? You are the one who's jealous. 00:11:44.245 --> 00:11:46.622 align:center All right? You want to hang out with anyone but me. 00:11:46.706 --> 00:11:47.998 align:center Anyone. Right? 00:11:48.082 --> 00:11:51.001 align:center You are the one who wishes you could blow up your life and start over. 00:11:51.085 --> 00:11:52.545 align:center It's you. 00:12:08.686 --> 00:12:09.770 align:center Hey. 00:12:09.854 --> 00:12:10.980 align:center Hi. 00:12:11.063 --> 00:12:12.314 align:center Where's Ginny? 00:12:12.398 --> 00:12:13.315 align:center I, uh… 00:12:13.816 --> 00:12:16.902 align:center I thought it could just be you and me tonight, if that's okay. 00:12:18.320 --> 00:12:19.572 align:center Sure, that's fine. 00:12:26.203 --> 00:12:28.330 align:center Hey, I hate this place. You wanna get a drink? 00:12:28.414 --> 00:12:31.667 align:center -What happened to Dry Fall? -Fuck Dry Fall. I saw an open bar. 00:12:37.465 --> 00:12:40.134 align:center Are we passing as engineering parents with no kid? 00:12:40.217 --> 00:12:42.970 align:center If anyone asks, just say our son is majoring in civil. 00:12:44.180 --> 00:12:46.849 align:center I like that. Oh, but let's make it our daughter. 00:12:46.932 --> 00:12:50.102 align:center And her name is Wren, and she's a soft-butch lesbian 00:12:50.186 --> 00:12:51.395 align:center who's a whiz at math. 00:12:51.479 --> 00:12:53.063 align:center -Yes. -I'm so proud of her. 00:12:54.774 --> 00:12:55.900 align:center So, where is Claude? 00:12:56.484 --> 00:12:59.612 align:center According to my phone, he has been sitting at the Main Street Clock 00:12:59.695 --> 00:13:00.905 align:center for the last three hours. 00:13:00.988 --> 00:13:02.323 align:center -That's ridiculous. -Yeah. 00:13:02.406 --> 00:13:05.451 align:center -What is going on with you two? -You know what's going on with us. 00:13:05.534 --> 00:13:07.036 align:center Claude lives in his own opera, 00:13:07.119 --> 00:13:12.124 align:center and this particular one is many, many, many hours long. 00:13:23.594 --> 00:13:24.428 align:center Claude! 00:13:26.180 --> 00:13:27.765 align:center Claude! 00:13:28.390 --> 00:13:30.017 align:center -Hey! -Oh, hi! 00:13:30.100 --> 00:13:31.101 align:center What's up? 00:13:33.813 --> 00:13:34.980 align:center Is everything okay? 00:13:36.857 --> 00:13:37.775 align:center No. 00:13:38.859 --> 00:13:39.735 align:center Oh. 00:13:43.823 --> 00:13:44.907 align:center Where's Nick? 00:13:45.699 --> 00:13:46.784 align:center Um… 00:13:46.867 --> 00:13:50.120 align:center Nick's having dinner alone with Lila tonight, which is good. 00:13:50.204 --> 00:13:53.707 align:center But, you know, it kind of again makes me feel like I really… 00:13:55.459 --> 00:13:56.961 align:center …really did not need to be here. 00:13:57.920 --> 00:14:00.047 align:center You know, I didn't want to be here either. 00:14:01.382 --> 00:14:03.217 align:center Based on what I'm hearing, 00:14:04.301 --> 00:14:06.637 align:center you may not be in the mood for this, but… 00:14:08.138 --> 00:14:09.807 align:center I was gonna do the scooter tour. 00:14:09.890 --> 00:14:11.392 align:center -Now? -Yeah. 00:14:12.142 --> 00:14:15.563 align:center -I would like it very much. -Yes! Okay, come on. 00:14:16.272 --> 00:14:18.858 align:center So how are your classes going this semester? 00:14:19.400 --> 00:14:22.361 align:center Fine. Weirdly, I kinda like statistics. 00:14:22.444 --> 00:14:24.280 align:center Oh. That's my girl. 00:14:25.406 --> 00:14:28.325 align:center -I think you have a brain for finance-- -Were you ever in love with Mom? 00:14:28.409 --> 00:14:29.952 align:center Whoa. Jesus. 00:14:31.412 --> 00:14:33.622 align:center Oh, you want to get into it. Okay. 00:14:34.415 --> 00:14:35.332 align:center All right. 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:37.042 align:center Let's get into it. 00:14:38.627 --> 00:14:41.839 align:center Yes, of course I loved your mom. I still love your mom. 00:14:42.339 --> 00:14:43.716 align:center Then what happened? 00:14:45.050 --> 00:14:46.552 align:center A lot of things happened. 00:14:48.220 --> 00:14:52.891 align:center Lila, here's the one thing you definitely got wrong in your play. 00:14:52.975 --> 00:14:57.896 align:center My character, I think I'm a little more complex than you depicted. 00:14:57.980 --> 00:14:59.064 align:center Oh, really? 00:14:59.148 --> 00:15:03.235 align:center You know, 'cause this, this feels like a pretty basic midlife crisis. 00:15:03.319 --> 00:15:06.322 align:center Okay. All right. You want to take some potshots? 00:15:06.405 --> 00:15:07.948 align:center I can take it. Go ahead. 00:15:09.450 --> 00:15:12.369 align:center Well, to start, your fashion hoodie reeks of desperation. 00:15:13.954 --> 00:15:15.956 align:center Agreed. Next. 00:15:17.625 --> 00:15:20.878 align:center Oh, shit. He's on the move. Maybe he's in a cab or something. 00:15:20.961 --> 00:15:24.632 align:center I just want him to meet me where I'm at, but he's like a bird that hit a window. 00:15:24.715 --> 00:15:26.592 align:center He's always fucking stunned. 00:15:26.675 --> 00:15:29.845 align:center Where is he? Zooming around a lake? The fuck? 00:15:30.346 --> 00:15:34.141 align:center -Oh, maybe he's on that scooter tour. -That's insane. He wouldn't do that. 00:15:34.224 --> 00:15:36.977 align:center We tried that in Chianti and he flipped over the handlebars. 00:15:37.061 --> 00:15:37.895 align:center Of course he did. 00:15:37.978 --> 00:15:41.023 align:center You should know that what you're doing is really embarrassing. 00:15:41.106 --> 00:15:43.108 align:center -Okay. -She could be your daughter. 00:15:43.192 --> 00:15:44.985 align:center Yeah, but she's not. 00:15:45.069 --> 00:15:47.321 align:center Also, she's 32. Come on. 00:15:47.404 --> 00:15:49.657 align:center Come on. Keep them coming. Give me your worst. 00:15:49.740 --> 00:15:50.991 align:center Okay, here's my worst. 00:15:51.075 --> 00:15:53.160 align:center Did you even think about me when you did this, 00:15:53.243 --> 00:15:54.954 align:center you selfish piece of shit? 00:15:56.830 --> 00:16:00.292 align:center God… Fuck, I hate crying. 00:16:11.512 --> 00:16:13.013 align:center Yeah, you get that from me. 00:16:15.683 --> 00:16:17.142 align:center I stupidly thought… 00:16:19.186 --> 00:16:21.438 align:center that if I waited until you were in college, 00:16:21.522 --> 00:16:23.315 align:center then this wouldn't be such a big deal. 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.901 align:center Oh, God. That's so dumb. 00:16:25.984 --> 00:16:28.112 align:center Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. 00:16:29.405 --> 00:16:31.323 align:center Most adults are fucking idiots. 00:16:35.452 --> 00:16:36.662 align:center I remember, 00:16:37.663 --> 00:16:41.083 align:center this one time, I was 15 years old, and my parents were arguing, 00:16:41.166 --> 00:16:42.710 align:center which they did constantly. 00:16:42.793 --> 00:16:45.671 align:center And I chimed in, I tried to mediate. 00:16:46.922 --> 00:16:48.340 align:center And my dad took a swing at me. 00:16:48.924 --> 00:16:50.884 align:center Jesus, Dad, that's trauma. 00:16:50.968 --> 00:16:53.345 align:center Ah, well, not everything's trauma. 00:16:54.054 --> 00:16:56.390 align:center Anyway, later on, 00:16:57.141 --> 00:16:58.183 align:center they made up, 00:16:58.267 --> 00:17:00.769 align:center and I found them watching TV together, 00:17:00.853 --> 00:17:02.062 align:center holding hands. 00:17:02.146 --> 00:17:06.483 align:center And that's when I realized that they were just people. 00:17:07.443 --> 00:17:09.653 align:center Flawed people, separate from me. 00:17:09.737 --> 00:17:12.197 align:center In their own weird deal. 00:17:12.281 --> 00:17:15.033 align:center Sorry, I just, I cannot believe Pop-Pop tried to punch you. 00:17:15.117 --> 00:17:17.036 align:center Maybe you should write that play. 00:17:19.413 --> 00:17:21.331 align:center Look, I know you're mad. 00:17:23.333 --> 00:17:24.710 align:center You can be mad. 00:17:24.793 --> 00:17:26.837 align:center Be mad at me for as long as you need to. 00:17:30.424 --> 00:17:32.342 align:center All I can say is that… 00:17:33.677 --> 00:17:36.138 align:center I love you, and… 00:17:38.390 --> 00:17:39.224 align:center I love you. 00:17:44.271 --> 00:17:45.147 align:center Okay. 00:17:47.274 --> 00:17:51.028 align:center Um, we can agree that Ginny is just Mom in a younger body, right? 00:17:53.197 --> 00:17:54.031 align:center Okay. 00:18:23.393 --> 00:18:25.104 align:center What happened to Dry Fall? 00:18:25.187 --> 00:18:26.313 align:center Oh, fuck Dry Fall. 00:18:26.396 --> 00:18:27.356 align:center Ugh. 00:18:27.439 --> 00:18:29.399 align:center What was I doing anyway? 00:18:30.067 --> 00:18:31.026 align:center Mm. 00:18:33.028 --> 00:18:34.321 align:center Yeah, Kate and I had a fight. 00:18:34.404 --> 00:18:36.573 align:center -Oh! -Yeah. I don't want to get into it. 00:18:36.657 --> 00:18:40.244 align:center I-I just don't… I don't know why she treats me with such disdain, right? 00:18:40.327 --> 00:18:41.161 align:center Yeah. 00:18:41.245 --> 00:18:43.831 align:center I mean, I-I know I'm not perfect, but I'm a good husband. 00:18:43.914 --> 00:18:45.457 align:center -Yeah. -You know? I'm romantic. 00:18:45.541 --> 00:18:47.668 align:center And I'm emotionally available. 00:18:47.751 --> 00:18:51.004 align:center I have an excellent sense of humor. Uh, I don't cheat. 00:18:51.088 --> 00:18:52.422 align:center You're a real jazzy dancer. 00:18:52.506 --> 00:18:54.258 align:center -Yeah, I am! -All the things. 00:18:54.341 --> 00:18:55.926 align:center Ugh! 00:18:56.009 --> 00:18:58.512 align:center I'm sorry. Look, I shouldn't be dumping all this on you. 00:18:58.595 --> 00:19:00.264 align:center You've had a rougher weekend than I have. 00:19:00.347 --> 00:19:03.308 align:center -Oh, no, it's okay. -So, I'm sorry. Yeah. 00:19:03.392 --> 00:19:07.146 align:center Everybody's getting along now, so that's really great. 00:19:07.771 --> 00:19:09.773 align:center It's what I wanted, so… 00:19:09.857 --> 00:19:13.443 align:center Yeah, but you're so sweet to be concerned about me, Jack. 00:19:15.112 --> 00:19:17.072 align:center You're a really good guy. 00:19:25.998 --> 00:19:28.208 align:center -What is your daughter majoring in? -Civil. 00:19:28.292 --> 00:19:30.460 align:center Oh, yeah, that's great. Yeah. 00:19:30.544 --> 00:19:31.587 align:center -He's gone. -Oh. 00:19:31.670 --> 00:19:33.505 align:center -Nice meeting you. -His little dot disappeared. 00:19:33.589 --> 00:19:34.423 align:center Oh, he's fine. 00:19:34.506 --> 00:19:37.134 align:center He's probably just turned it off to make you worry about him. 00:19:37.217 --> 00:19:39.136 align:center He wouldn't do that. He wouldn't try to upset me. 00:19:39.219 --> 00:19:40.137 align:center Would he not? 00:19:40.971 --> 00:19:43.348 align:center What's that supposed to mean? 00:19:43.432 --> 00:19:45.809 align:center I saw him throw all your clothes out the window. 00:19:45.893 --> 00:19:48.937 align:center That's some Real Housewives level psychosis, my friend. 00:19:49.605 --> 00:19:52.608 align:center Okay, you know, you really criticize Claude a lot. 00:19:52.691 --> 00:19:56.820 align:center Ah, come on, you were just saying that he lives in an opera. 00:19:56.904 --> 00:19:58.614 align:center I admire how you've set up your life. 00:19:58.697 --> 00:20:00.616 align:center You have me for intelligent conversation, 00:20:00.699 --> 00:20:05.120 align:center and then you get to go home to that handsome, ridiculous person you married. 00:20:05.704 --> 00:20:07.122 align:center Okay, Kate, you're drunk. 00:20:07.206 --> 00:20:10.208 align:center And it's my marriage, so please stay the fuck out of it. 00:20:17.132 --> 00:20:19.301 align:center Oh, this fucking tray. 00:20:26.016 --> 00:20:27.851 align:center Before I say anything… 00:20:28.894 --> 00:20:30.646 align:center I just want to say I'm sorry. 00:20:31.480 --> 00:20:34.650 align:center All right? And that it didn't mean anything. 00:20:36.568 --> 00:20:37.945 align:center What are you talking about? 00:20:40.322 --> 00:20:41.865 align:center I kissed Anne. 00:21:01.260 --> 00:21:03.845 align:center Excuse me. Has the scooter tour returned yet? 00:21:03.929 --> 00:21:05.430 align:center No. There actually was an accident, 00:21:05.514 --> 00:21:07.891 align:center but our manager's on her way over there right now. 00:21:23.699 --> 00:21:26.326 align:center Claude! Claude! 00:21:27.160 --> 00:21:29.079 align:center Claude! Hey! 00:21:29.162 --> 00:21:30.622 align:center -…in front of you. -Claude! 00:21:30.706 --> 00:21:33.000 align:center -Danny. -You hurt? Why are you bleeding? 00:21:33.583 --> 00:21:37.296 align:center Oh, no, it's nothing. Sheila, she swerved to miss a squirrel. 00:21:37.379 --> 00:21:40.465 align:center Then it just knocked everyone else over like scooter dominoes. 00:21:41.758 --> 00:21:42.884 align:center I thought you were dead. 00:21:44.886 --> 00:21:45.971 align:center Oh, God. 00:21:46.054 --> 00:21:49.141 align:center -I'm fine. It's just a little scratch. -Oh, God. 00:21:49.224 --> 00:21:51.810 align:center Hey, just breathe. It's okay. 00:21:51.893 --> 00:21:54.813 align:center It's not okay. None of it's okay. 00:21:54.896 --> 00:21:57.774 align:center But, Danny, you're here with me now. 00:21:57.858 --> 00:21:59.151 align:center We're all right. 00:21:59.735 --> 00:22:02.696 align:center Are we? I'm just an old man with a bad heart. 00:22:02.779 --> 00:22:06.491 align:center And I am just an ageless Italian beauty who is horrible at riding scooters. 00:22:12.664 --> 00:22:16.918 align:center One day, we won't be here anymore, and that is so fucking scary. 00:22:18.920 --> 00:22:21.089 align:center Life is scary. It's also beautiful. 00:22:21.757 --> 00:22:23.508 align:center That's why we have each other. 00:22:24.760 --> 00:22:27.262 align:center So we can go through it together. Hmm? 00:22:29.264 --> 00:22:30.098 align:center Hmm? 00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:34.352 align:center I'm sorry I ran away from you. 00:22:36.980 --> 00:22:39.399 align:center Then from now on, let us run together. 00:22:40.275 --> 00:22:41.401 align:center Like wild horses. 00:22:42.903 --> 00:22:45.155 align:center -You're so Italian. -I know. 00:22:46.114 --> 00:22:47.491 align:center Don't you love it? 00:22:57.042 --> 00:22:58.085 align:center Oh, God. 00:23:02.714 --> 00:23:04.758 align:center Kate, I have to tell you something. 00:23:05.842 --> 00:23:07.302 align:center I don't even know how to begin. 00:23:07.386 --> 00:23:08.804 align:center You kissed Jack. 00:23:09.888 --> 00:23:11.014 align:center Did he tell you? 00:23:11.098 --> 00:23:13.975 align:center No, but it's all over campus that you're a whore. 00:23:14.059 --> 00:23:16.186 align:center Oh, my God. 00:23:16.269 --> 00:23:18.063 align:center I'm so sorry. 00:23:18.146 --> 00:23:19.856 align:center I think I've hit rock bottom. 00:23:20.524 --> 00:23:22.359 align:center Oh, no offense. 00:23:23.652 --> 00:23:25.362 align:center Was there tongue? 00:23:25.445 --> 00:23:26.571 align:center No. 00:23:27.322 --> 00:23:28.782 align:center No. 00:23:28.865 --> 00:23:30.200 align:center But there were tears. 00:23:31.201 --> 00:23:33.328 align:center -God. -Oh, God! 00:23:34.746 --> 00:23:35.622 align:center It's just… 00:23:37.999 --> 00:23:39.584 align:center …Lila said I'm broken. 00:23:41.545 --> 00:23:44.089 align:center That's what she yelled to Nick. 00:23:44.172 --> 00:23:46.258 align:center She said, "Mom's broken." 00:23:46.341 --> 00:23:47.843 align:center No, you're not broken. 00:23:48.635 --> 00:23:51.263 align:center But have I just been like a relentless bummer? 00:23:52.305 --> 00:23:55.725 align:center I mean… it's only been seven months. 00:23:55.809 --> 00:23:57.227 align:center God! 00:23:57.727 --> 00:23:59.521 align:center We are all a little banged up. 00:24:02.649 --> 00:24:04.151 align:center I'm gonna pull out of it. 00:24:04.651 --> 00:24:05.819 align:center I know you will. 00:24:05.902 --> 00:24:07.028 align:center -I am. -I know. 00:24:11.825 --> 00:24:14.911 align:center Oh, God. Today was so hard, Kate. 00:24:17.247 --> 00:24:19.291 align:center I felt like I could see my future. 00:24:20.876 --> 00:24:25.172 align:center Lila's graduation, and vacations, and holidays. 00:24:26.673 --> 00:24:28.466 align:center Could you see me in the future? 00:24:28.550 --> 00:24:29.676 align:center How fat was I? 00:24:30.260 --> 00:24:32.512 align:center You were about the same, but your head is a little smaller. 00:24:35.265 --> 00:24:37.184 align:center I guess that's how it's gonna be now. 00:24:39.394 --> 00:24:42.063 align:center Nick will take Lila to meet all his new Ginnys. 00:24:42.147 --> 00:24:44.024 align:center -And I'll just be alone. -You don't know that. 00:24:44.107 --> 00:24:46.568 align:center It'll just become more and more normal to leave me out. 00:24:48.111 --> 00:24:50.864 align:center I'll buy one of those bathtubs with a door. 00:24:50.947 --> 00:24:52.324 align:center No way. 00:24:52.407 --> 00:24:55.702 align:center We are not gonna let that happen. We all love you, Annie. 00:24:57.120 --> 00:24:58.330 align:center Especially Jack. 00:24:58.413 --> 00:24:59.623 align:center Oh, God! 00:24:59.706 --> 00:25:02.751 align:center -Listen, I'm so, so sorry about that. -No, I… I don't… I don't care. 00:25:02.834 --> 00:25:05.962 align:center -I'm drunk. I don't care. I'm sorry. -Please. Oh God, Kate. 00:25:06.046 --> 00:25:06.963 align:center Oh! 00:25:14.387 --> 00:25:16.848 align:center How did you know things were going south? 00:25:17.933 --> 00:25:19.226 align:center What were the signs? 00:25:20.810 --> 00:25:21.895 align:center Oh. 00:25:23.438 --> 00:25:25.899 align:center -You and Jack are not me and Nick. -No. That's not my-- 00:25:25.982 --> 00:25:27.567 align:center Nick cheated on me 00:25:28.818 --> 00:25:32.155 align:center a couple of times before all this happened. 00:25:33.490 --> 00:25:35.408 align:center A woman in his office about ten years ago, 00:25:35.492 --> 00:25:37.869 align:center and I'm pretty sure that Pilates instructor 00:25:37.953 --> 00:25:39.371 align:center that fixed his computer hump. 00:25:39.454 --> 00:25:40.664 align:center Shit. 00:25:40.747 --> 00:25:41.623 align:center Yeah. 00:25:43.959 --> 00:25:46.378 align:center But your husband is not that guy. 00:25:47.587 --> 00:25:52.968 align:center Tonight was just a messy old friend pity party. 00:25:53.552 --> 00:25:54.511 align:center Yeah. 00:25:54.594 --> 00:25:55.553 align:center Oh, God. 00:25:57.889 --> 00:25:58.932 align:center I'm exhausted. 00:25:59.015 --> 00:25:59.975 align:center Yeah. 00:26:00.600 --> 00:26:03.103 align:center What time is it? I feel like it's 4:00 a.m. 00:26:08.483 --> 00:26:09.693 align:center It is 8:40. 00:26:10.694 --> 00:26:12.821 align:center Oh, my God. 00:26:19.661 --> 00:26:20.870 align:center Coming right up, sir. 00:26:25.792 --> 00:26:26.876 align:center Sorry that… 00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:28.712 align:center I think she's apologizing. 00:26:29.337 --> 00:26:30.338 align:center Her idea, not mine. 00:26:30.422 --> 00:26:31.548 align:center Yeah. 00:26:31.631 --> 00:26:32.465 align:center Good. 00:26:33.675 --> 00:26:35.302 align:center It's the right thing to do. 00:26:38.221 --> 00:26:39.306 align:center You're a good mom. 00:26:42.601 --> 00:26:43.560 align:center Thank you, Nick. 00:26:46.896 --> 00:26:50.400 align:center I got a ton of spa treatments and a coffee table book on colonial decor, 00:26:50.483 --> 00:26:52.152 align:center so when you get the bill… 00:26:54.696 --> 00:26:56.740 align:center But also, I'll leave your golf clubs on the back porch 00:26:56.823 --> 00:26:58.074 align:center if you wanna get them this week. 00:26:59.075 --> 00:26:59.951 align:center Okay. 00:27:01.786 --> 00:27:02.620 align:center Thanks. 00:27:10.378 --> 00:27:11.588 align:center -Hey. -Hey. 00:27:16.593 --> 00:27:17.552 align:center See you later. 00:27:17.636 --> 00:27:19.804 align:center -Bye. -Bye, honey. Be careful. 00:27:19.888 --> 00:27:20.722 align:center Take care. 00:27:26.186 --> 00:27:28.438 align:center -Ready to go home, amore? -Absolutely. 00:27:29.648 --> 00:27:30.815 align:center Let's go. 00:27:32.192 --> 00:27:33.401 align:center Go ahead. 00:27:33.485 --> 00:27:34.444 align:center Bye, friends. 00:27:34.527 --> 00:27:35.945 align:center -Bye, Claude. -Bye. 00:27:55.507 --> 00:27:57.133 align:center Want to listen to a podcast? 00:27:57.634 --> 00:27:58.510 align:center Sure. 00:27:59.969 --> 00:28:01.304 align:center Anything in particular? 00:28:01.888 --> 00:28:02.972 align:center No, you pick. 00:28:10.146 --> 00:28:12.982 align:center -I think we need to go to therapy. -Yeah, I know we do. 00:28:14.859 --> 00:28:16.069 align:center -Fuck! -Fuck! 00:28:16.152 --> 00:28:17.362 align:center -Shit! -Fuck! Fuck! 00:28:17.445 --> 00:28:20.198 align:center -Shit! -Ah! God! k!