WEBVTT 00:29.279 --> 00:30.572 Oh, you're up early. 00:30.655 --> 00:32.907 Which makes sense, because you fell asleep early. 00:32.991 --> 00:34.617 I'm sorry I crashed. 00:34.701 --> 00:36.870 I was awake the whole time you were brushing your teeth, 00:36.953 --> 00:38.955 but then, in my defense, you flossed. 00:39.039 --> 00:42.333 Because I know that you've complained about the flavor of my back tooth. 00:42.417 --> 00:45.837 And I appreciate your vigilance, and let's have a do-over later. 00:45.920 --> 00:48.798 Love it. Sexy do-over. 00:48.882 --> 00:52.052 Also, guess where I went while you were in the shower? 00:52.135 --> 00:52.969 No! 00:53.720 --> 00:57.307 You drove all the way to Crazy Jerry's? Is it exactly the same? 00:57.390 --> 00:59.434 Mostly, yeah. They did change the logo, though. 00:59.517 --> 01:03.480 Jerry is still a baguette with arms, but his arms are, like, very jacked now. 01:03.563 --> 01:06.024 -He can kind of get it. -Well, all bread can get it. 01:06.107 --> 01:08.526 And I got you the 17. 01:09.360 --> 01:10.361 Oh. 01:11.112 --> 01:12.072 What? 01:12.155 --> 01:14.115 The 7 is what I used to talk about all the time, 01:14.199 --> 01:16.826 but I'm sure this will be great, you know. 01:26.002 --> 01:27.295 Wow, it's way wrong, huh? 01:27.378 --> 01:29.255 No, no, no. It's gonna be awesome. 01:29.339 --> 01:30.423 All right? 01:30.507 --> 01:34.177 -So, uh, last night was a cluster-F, huh? -Oh, yeah. 01:34.260 --> 01:38.473 Claude throwing half of the Tom Ford Fall Collection out a window? Sure. 01:39.599 --> 01:42.435 Yeah, you, uh, just about squared away over there? 01:42.519 --> 01:44.938 Because I thought we could take these sandwiches outside. 01:45.021 --> 01:47.357 There's a gazebo-- 01:47.440 --> 01:49.234 Oh. Good news, bad news. 01:49.317 --> 01:51.528 I had a very similar idea to you. 01:51.611 --> 01:52.529 Come in! 01:53.363 --> 01:55.865 -Oh. Wow. -Bring it on over. 01:55.949 --> 01:57.826 Oh, shit. Now I feel bad. 01:57.909 --> 01:59.577 No, we double-niced it. 01:59.661 --> 02:01.329 Thank you so much. 02:01.412 --> 02:02.539 -Thank you. -Thank you. 02:02.622 --> 02:04.749 Wow, you got two full-size juices. That's smart. 02:06.209 --> 02:08.419 It's just, you know, in little hotels like this, 02:08.503 --> 02:11.631 it might take them forever to come back and get these trays. 02:14.884 --> 02:17.387 If you want to just eat the room service, that's fine. 02:17.470 --> 02:18.930 No. No, no, no. Watch this. 02:22.475 --> 02:24.018 See? I fixed it. 02:27.564 --> 02:28.690 I love you. 02:29.399 --> 02:30.567 I love you too. 02:45.623 --> 02:47.542 Thank you for letting me sleep here. 02:47.625 --> 02:50.753 This room you stole is fabulous. 02:50.837 --> 02:51.921 Thank you. 02:52.672 --> 02:56.259 It's none of my business, but is everything okay? 02:56.342 --> 02:59.596 -Ah, it was just a little dustup. -Have you heard from Nick? 03:00.722 --> 03:01.556 Mm-mm. 03:01.639 --> 03:04.142 I didn't expect Lila to go after the girlfriend so hard, 03:04.225 --> 03:05.476 but I did laugh when she said 03:05.560 --> 03:08.104 her favorite subject in school was home-wreckonomics. 03:09.147 --> 03:12.275 Hopefully, Ginny fled the scene by then. 03:12.358 --> 03:14.319 -Her name is "the girlfriend." -Oh. 03:14.402 --> 03:17.405 Now, tell me one terrible thing about her. 03:18.615 --> 03:20.533 I'd love to play this little game with you, Anne, 03:20.617 --> 03:24.078 but right now, I need to go shop for a peace offering. 03:24.162 --> 03:26.039 Hmm. What would he want? 03:26.122 --> 03:27.498 Well, since it's Claude, 03:27.582 --> 03:30.960 he would want a blown-glass Christmas tree ornament of Sophia Loren, 03:31.044 --> 03:34.088 but I'm gonna get him an apology coffee. 03:34.172 --> 03:35.256 Add a chocolate croissant. 03:35.340 --> 03:38.509 I think that says, "I'm sorry if I acted like an arrogant jerk last night." 03:38.593 --> 03:40.678 I didn't say I acted like an arrogant jerk. 03:40.762 --> 03:42.388 Oh, I've seen your work. 03:45.725 --> 03:47.602 -Ah. -Mm. 03:47.685 --> 03:49.354 Uh, okay… 03:51.022 --> 03:52.565 -The girlfriend… -Yeah. 03:52.649 --> 03:54.525 …is really into essential oils, 03:54.609 --> 03:57.487 and what she's using makes her smell like Thanksgiving turkey. 03:57.570 --> 03:59.072 God bless you. 04:03.117 --> 04:04.035 Babe! 04:07.288 --> 04:08.164 Huh. 04:15.755 --> 04:17.966 Hello. I'm sorry I missed your call. 04:18.049 --> 04:21.052 Feel free to leave me a message, or text me, or call me back. Ciao! 04:40.071 --> 04:41.489 -No. -Yeah. 04:41.572 --> 04:43.616 -Are you good? -I mean, I'm like… 04:44.742 --> 04:46.411 -Oh. -Morning. 04:47.870 --> 04:50.957 Uh, I was headed out for a run, and I saw you guys in here. 04:51.541 --> 04:54.961 Yeah, I've kind of gotten into running recently. 04:55.044 --> 04:56.170 Jesus Christ. 05:04.470 --> 05:05.471 Look. 05:05.972 --> 05:09.976 I understand that it has been a little uncomfortable with Ginny here. 05:10.059 --> 05:11.769 -A little uncomfortable? -Mm-hmm. 05:11.853 --> 05:15.189 Wow, your EQ is off the charts, Nick. 05:15.273 --> 05:17.608 Ah, "Nick." I'm Nick now. 05:18.443 --> 05:19.485 What happened to Dad? 05:19.569 --> 05:21.612 Well, I don't know, Nick. What happened to Dad? 05:23.156 --> 05:25.325 Sorry, it's my heart rate monitor. 05:26.034 --> 05:27.493 Look, I don't understand this. 05:27.577 --> 05:29.704 When Ginny came with us to the Knicks game, 05:29.787 --> 05:31.330 you were in a great mood. 05:31.414 --> 05:34.375 It's 'cause I drank two beers and took a ten-milligram gummy. 05:34.459 --> 05:37.045 -No, you shouldn't be… -What? 05:37.128 --> 05:38.254 Well… Okay. 05:38.337 --> 05:39.839 That… Separate conversation. 05:39.922 --> 05:41.049 Hmm. 05:41.132 --> 05:43.217 Lila, you need to listen to me. 05:43.301 --> 05:47.555 Last night, you crossed a line. You really hurt Ginny's feelings. 05:47.638 --> 05:50.600 I'm not gonna apologize to her, okay? 05:50.683 --> 05:53.478 She's a symbol of how you destroyed our family. 05:53.561 --> 05:56.439 -Our family is not destroyed. -Yes, it is. 05:56.522 --> 05:58.441 -Look at Mom. She's broken. -No, it is not. 05:58.524 --> 06:02.445 -Whatever your mother is going through… -You ruined her life. She is a shell. 06:02.528 --> 06:03.738 That is enough. 06:04.655 --> 06:08.743 We are not gonna shout in a restaurant like dirtbags. 06:09.369 --> 06:12.330 Lila, you need to show your father some basic respect, 06:12.413 --> 06:14.874 even if he's wearing a tank top you can see his nipples through. 06:16.084 --> 06:19.754 And Nick, Lila is not gonna apologize to Ginny just because you want her to. 06:19.837 --> 06:21.589 That is her decision, not yours. 06:21.672 --> 06:25.676 Also, Ginny is not a symbol. She is a person. 06:26.928 --> 06:30.890 So thanks both of you for making me be the one to have to say that out loud. 06:30.973 --> 06:31.849 Motherhood. 06:31.933 --> 06:33.309 Now, let's go. 06:34.102 --> 06:36.104 I want to have a nice time this weekend. 06:36.813 --> 06:39.857 I have been looking forward to Ultimate Frisbee. 06:41.025 --> 06:42.860 I watched a video of the rules. 06:49.450 --> 06:51.828 You want it? You want it? Oh, you want it? 06:51.911 --> 06:53.329 Okay, Danny, heads up! 06:53.412 --> 06:54.372 No, thank you. 06:56.124 --> 06:58.376 -Oh! Yes! I got it! -Yeah! 06:58.459 --> 07:00.378 -Yeah! -Don't do that! Okay. Whoo! 07:05.633 --> 07:06.843 I'm open! I'm open! 07:08.010 --> 07:08.845 I'm open! 07:08.928 --> 07:10.221 Oh, shit. 07:10.304 --> 07:13.015 -I'm so sorry. Are you okay? -Yeah, it's fine. It's okay. 07:13.099 --> 07:15.476 I'm trying to stay away from you. I'm so sorry. 07:15.560 --> 07:19.605 Okay, well, I've been trying to hit you, so clearly I suck at this game. 07:20.773 --> 07:23.776 I'm gonna hug you. Can I hug you? I'm gonna hug you. Okay. 07:32.410 --> 07:33.494 Go, Jack! 07:45.381 --> 07:46.465 Ah! 07:57.185 --> 07:59.270 What's the rest of your day? You want to grab dinner? 07:59.353 --> 08:01.564 Dad and the girlfriend are taking me for tapas. 08:01.647 --> 08:04.233 -Oh, okay. -Hang on. They don't know where those go. 08:04.317 --> 08:05.151 Fun. 08:06.736 --> 08:07.737 Hey. 08:09.906 --> 08:12.533 I'm glad you showed up. Are we, uh… 08:13.034 --> 08:14.202 Are you feeling better? 08:15.286 --> 08:16.954 Of course I'm not feeling better. 08:18.164 --> 08:20.583 You left me for three months to go smoke in Texas. 08:20.666 --> 08:23.377 Oh, my God. I was… I was working. 08:23.461 --> 08:25.963 And I only smoked a couple of times. Calm down. 08:26.047 --> 08:28.049 Oh, everything I care about, you say, "Calm down." 08:28.132 --> 08:31.010 That's our problem, Danny. You don't want to deal with anything. 08:31.093 --> 08:33.596 I haven't seen you in months, and you take me to parents' weekend. 08:33.679 --> 08:35.014 We're not even parents! 08:35.097 --> 08:37.725 -I thought it would be fun. I don't know. -No. 08:38.434 --> 08:41.103 You thought it would be a good place to avoid talking. 08:44.524 --> 08:47.151 I can't be married like this. I won't. 08:48.152 --> 08:50.238 So what? What? You gonna leave me? 08:51.697 --> 08:52.990 Why don't you decide? 08:53.491 --> 08:56.911 Do you want a real marriage, or you want to spend your life alone? 08:59.789 --> 09:01.707 Take your time. Think about it. 09:10.800 --> 09:13.761 You wanna get this tray out of here, and I'll be right back? 09:29.485 --> 09:30.820 Congratulations. 09:30.903 --> 09:31.988 It's a sex day-- 09:34.615 --> 09:36.117 Something's weird. 09:37.410 --> 09:40.538 Do you want me to give you a back rub? 09:40.621 --> 09:42.081 No, it's not my back. It's my hip. 09:43.124 --> 09:45.126 What does it mean when your hip clicks? 09:45.751 --> 09:46.794 I have no idea. 09:46.877 --> 09:49.714 Didn't your aunt get a double hip replacement? 09:49.797 --> 09:52.133 -Ask her if it started with a click? -Can I ask her? 09:52.216 --> 09:54.635 Uh, it started when she turned 88. 09:54.719 --> 09:57.346 I think some ice would really help. 10:13.738 --> 10:14.989 Rolled ankle. You? 10:15.615 --> 10:16.490 My hip. 10:18.284 --> 10:19.160 Hey, guys! 10:22.788 --> 10:24.915 Just getting some ice for Nick. 10:24.999 --> 10:27.668 He got a bruise on his shoulder. Poor baby. 10:28.419 --> 10:29.295 Bye! 10:31.505 --> 10:32.381 Bye. 10:38.387 --> 10:40.181 It's really seizing up now. 10:41.182 --> 10:42.892 I'm lucky I made it down the hall. 10:43.559 --> 10:44.393 Proud of you. 10:44.894 --> 10:47.897 Can't wait to see the 30 for 30 they make about this. 10:48.481 --> 10:51.651 You know, sometimes it'd just be nice to feel taken care of by my wife. 10:51.734 --> 10:54.612 Oh, my God. All I do is take care of you. 10:55.738 --> 10:58.616 I only get the Jack who's hungry, whose hip hurts, 10:58.699 --> 11:01.202 who doesn't believe his colonoscopy results. 11:01.285 --> 11:02.578 Oh, what are you talking about? 11:02.661 --> 11:06.165 Everybody else gets the top-shelf-version of your personality. 11:06.665 --> 11:09.460 You're out there diving over benches to impress everybody. 11:09.543 --> 11:11.879 I can't even get you to eat a tomato. 11:11.962 --> 11:14.882 I would just love to spend 20 minutes a day with Bench Guy. 11:14.965 --> 11:19.428 Okay, and all I wanted is ice. All right? Ginny got Nick ice. 11:19.512 --> 11:20.846 Well, I'm not Ginny. 11:20.930 --> 11:23.015 And I'm sorry you're jealous of Nick. 11:23.099 --> 11:25.434 What?! How could I be jealous of Nick? 11:25.518 --> 11:28.270 Huh? I'm better than Nick. I'm a good guy. 11:28.354 --> 11:32.066 You're jealous because he has a 32-year-old sex hygienist 11:32.149 --> 11:33.609 catering to his every need. 11:33.693 --> 11:35.152 And I hate to break it to you, buddy, 11:35.236 --> 11:38.197 but you're married to a middle-aged woman with dry skin. 11:38.280 --> 11:41.200 Projection! All right? That is projection! 11:41.283 --> 11:44.161 All right? You are the one who's jealous. 11:44.245 --> 11:46.622 All right? You want to hang out with anyone but me. 11:46.706 --> 11:47.998 Anyone. Right? 11:48.082 --> 11:51.001 You are the one who wishes you could blow up your life and start over. 11:51.085 --> 11:52.545 It's you. 12:08.686 --> 12:09.770 Hey. 12:09.854 --> 12:10.980 Hi. 12:11.063 --> 12:12.314 Where's Ginny? 12:12.398 --> 12:13.315 I, uh… 12:13.816 --> 12:16.902 I thought it could just be you and me tonight, if that's okay. 12:18.320 --> 12:19.572 Sure, that's fine. 12:26.203 --> 12:28.330 Hey, I hate this place. You wanna get a drink? 12:28.414 --> 12:31.667 -What happened to Dry Fall? -Fuck Dry Fall. I saw an open bar. 12:37.465 --> 12:40.134 Are we passing as engineering parents with no kid? 12:40.217 --> 12:42.970 If anyone asks, just say our son is majoring in civil. 12:44.180 --> 12:46.849 I like that. Oh, but let's make it our daughter. 12:46.932 --> 12:50.102 And her name is Wren, and she's a soft-butch lesbian 12:50.186 --> 12:51.395 who's a whiz at math. 12:51.479 --> 12:53.063 -Yes. -I'm so proud of her. 12:54.774 --> 12:55.900 So, where is Claude? 12:56.484 --> 12:59.612 According to my phone, he has been sitting at the Main Street Clock 12:59.695 --> 13:00.905 for the last three hours. 13:00.988 --> 13:02.323 -That's ridiculous. -Yeah. 13:02.406 --> 13:05.451 -What is going on with you two? -You know what's going on with us. 13:05.534 --> 13:07.036 Claude lives in his own opera, 13:07.119 --> 13:12.124 and this particular one is many, many, many hours long. 13:23.594 --> 13:24.428 Claude! 13:26.180 --> 13:27.765 Claude! 13:28.390 --> 13:30.017 -Hey! -Oh, hi! 13:30.100 --> 13:31.101 What's up? 13:33.813 --> 13:34.980 Is everything okay? 13:36.857 --> 13:37.775 No. 13:38.859 --> 13:39.735 Oh. 13:43.823 --> 13:44.907 Where's Nick? 13:45.699 --> 13:46.784 Um… 13:46.867 --> 13:50.120 Nick's having dinner alone with Lila tonight, which is good. 13:50.204 --> 13:53.707 But, you know, it kind of again makes me feel like I really… 13:55.459 --> 13:56.961 …really did not need to be here. 13:57.920 --> 14:00.047 You know, I didn't want to be here either. 14:01.382 --> 14:03.217 Based on what I'm hearing, 14:04.301 --> 14:06.637 you may not be in the mood for this, but… 14:08.138 --> 14:09.807 I was gonna do the scooter tour. 14:09.890 --> 14:11.392 -Now? -Yeah. 14:12.142 --> 14:15.563 -I would like it very much. -Yes! Okay, come on. 14:16.272 --> 14:18.858 So how are your classes going this semester? 14:19.400 --> 14:22.361 Fine. Weirdly, I kinda like statistics. 14:22.444 --> 14:24.280 Oh. That's my girl. 14:25.406 --> 14:28.325 -I think you have a brain for finance-- -Were you ever in love with Mom? 14:28.409 --> 14:29.952 Whoa. Jesus. 14:31.412 --> 14:33.622 Oh, you want to get into it. Okay. 14:34.415 --> 14:35.332 All right. 14:36.000 --> 14:37.042 Let's get into it. 14:38.627 --> 14:41.839 Yes, of course I loved your mom. I still love your mom. 14:42.339 --> 14:43.716 Then what happened? 14:45.050 --> 14:46.552 A lot of things happened. 14:48.220 --> 14:52.891 Lila, here's the one thing you definitely got wrong in your play. 14:52.975 --> 14:57.896 My character, I think I'm a little more complex than you depicted. 14:57.980 --> 14:59.064 Oh, really? 14:59.148 --> 15:03.235 You know, 'cause this, this feels like a pretty basic midlife crisis. 15:03.319 --> 15:06.322 Okay. All right. You want to take some potshots? 15:06.405 --> 15:07.948 I can take it. Go ahead. 15:09.450 --> 15:12.369 Well, to start, your fashion hoodie reeks of desperation. 15:13.954 --> 15:15.956 Agreed. Next. 15:17.625 --> 15:20.878 Oh, shit. He's on the move. Maybe he's in a cab or something. 15:20.961 --> 15:24.632 I just want him to meet me where I'm at, but he's like a bird that hit a window. 15:24.715 --> 15:26.592 He's always fucking stunned. 15:26.675 --> 15:29.845 Where is he? Zooming around a lake? The fuck? 15:30.346 --> 15:34.141 -Oh, maybe he's on that scooter tour. -That's insane. He wouldn't do that. 15:34.224 --> 15:36.977 We tried that in Chianti and he flipped over the handlebars. 15:37.061 --> 15:37.895 Of course he did. 15:37.978 --> 15:41.023 You should know that what you're doing is really embarrassing. 15:41.106 --> 15:43.108 -Okay. -She could be your daughter. 15:43.192 --> 15:44.985 Yeah, but she's not. 15:45.069 --> 15:47.321 Also, she's 32. Come on. 15:47.404 --> 15:49.657 Come on. Keep them coming. Give me your worst. 15:49.740 --> 15:50.991 Okay, here's my worst. 15:51.075 --> 15:53.160 Did you even think about me when you did this, 15:53.243 --> 15:54.954 you selfish piece of shit? 15:56.830 --> 16:00.292 God… Fuck, I hate crying. 16:11.512 --> 16:13.013 Yeah, you get that from me. 16:15.683 --> 16:17.142 I stupidly thought… 16:19.186 --> 16:21.438 that if I waited until you were in college, 16:21.522 --> 16:23.315 then this wouldn't be such a big deal. 16:23.399 --> 16:25.901 Oh, God. That's so dumb. 16:25.984 --> 16:28.112 Yeah, I'm a fucking idiot. 16:29.405 --> 16:31.323 Most adults are fucking idiots. 16:35.452 --> 16:36.662 I remember, 16:37.663 --> 16:41.083 this one time, I was 15 years old, and my parents were arguing, 16:41.166 --> 16:42.710 which they did constantly. 16:42.793 --> 16:45.671 And I chimed in, I tried to mediate. 16:46.922 --> 16:48.340 And my dad took a swing at me. 16:48.924 --> 16:50.884 Jesus, Dad, that's trauma. 16:50.968 --> 16:53.345 Ah, well, not everything's trauma. 16:54.054 --> 16:56.390 Anyway, later on, 16:57.141 --> 16:58.183 they made up, 16:58.267 --> 17:00.769 and I found them watching TV together, 17:00.853 --> 17:02.062 holding hands. 17:02.146 --> 17:06.483 And that's when I realized that they were just people. 17:07.443 --> 17:09.653 Flawed people, separate from me. 17:09.737 --> 17:12.197 In their own weird deal. 17:12.281 --> 17:15.033 Sorry, I just, I cannot believe Pop-Pop tried to punch you. 17:15.117 --> 17:17.036 Maybe you should write that play. 17:19.413 --> 17:21.331 Look, I know you're mad. 17:23.333 --> 17:24.710 You can be mad. 17:24.793 --> 17:26.837 Be mad at me for as long as you need to. 17:30.424 --> 17:32.342 All I can say is that… 17:33.677 --> 17:36.138 I love you, and… 17:38.390 --> 17:39.224 I love you. 17:44.271 --> 17:45.147 Okay. 17:47.274 --> 17:51.028 Um, we can agree that Ginny is just Mom in a younger body, right? 17:53.197 --> 17:54.031 Okay. 18:23.393 --> 18:25.104 What happened to Dry Fall? 18:25.187 --> 18:26.313 Oh, fuck Dry Fall. 18:26.396 --> 18:27.356 Ugh. 18:27.439 --> 18:29.399 What was I doing anyway? 18:30.067 --> 18:31.026 Mm. 18:33.028 --> 18:34.321 Yeah, Kate and I had a fight. 18:34.404 --> 18:36.573 -Oh! -Yeah. I don't want to get into it. 18:36.657 --> 18:40.244 I-I just don't… I don't know why she treats me with such disdain, right? 18:40.327 --> 18:41.161 Yeah. 18:41.245 --> 18:43.831 I mean, I-I know I'm not perfect, but I'm a good husband. 18:43.914 --> 18:45.457 -Yeah. -You know? I'm romantic. 18:45.541 --> 18:47.668 And I'm emotionally available. 18:47.751 --> 18:51.004 I have an excellent sense of humor. Uh, I don't cheat. 18:51.088 --> 18:52.422 You're a real jazzy dancer. 18:52.506 --> 18:54.258 -Yeah, I am! -All the things. 18:54.341 --> 18:55.926 Ugh! 18:56.009 --> 18:58.512 I'm sorry. Look, I shouldn't be dumping all this on you. 18:58.595 --> 19:00.264 You've had a rougher weekend than I have. 19:00.347 --> 19:03.308 -Oh, no, it's okay. -So, I'm sorry. Yeah. 19:03.392 --> 19:07.146 Everybody's getting along now, so that's really great. 19:07.771 --> 19:09.773 It's what I wanted, so… 19:09.857 --> 19:13.443 Yeah, but you're so sweet to be concerned about me, Jack. 19:15.112 --> 19:17.072 You're a really good guy. 19:25.998 --> 19:28.208 -What is your daughter majoring in? -Civil. 19:28.292 --> 19:30.460 Oh, yeah, that's great. Yeah. 19:30.544 --> 19:31.587 -He's gone. -Oh. 19:31.670 --> 19:33.505 -Nice meeting you. -His little dot disappeared. 19:33.589 --> 19:34.423 Oh, he's fine. 19:34.506 --> 19:37.134 He's probably just turned it off to make you worry about him. 19:37.217 --> 19:39.136 He wouldn't do that. He wouldn't try to upset me. 19:39.219 --> 19:40.137 Would he not? 19:40.971 --> 19:43.348 What's that supposed to mean? 19:43.432 --> 19:45.809 I saw him throw all your clothes out the window. 19:45.893 --> 19:48.937 That's some Real Housewives level psychosis, my friend. 19:49.605 --> 19:52.608 Okay, you know, you really criticize Claude a lot. 19:52.691 --> 19:56.820 Ah, come on, you were just saying that he lives in an opera. 19:56.904 --> 19:58.614 I admire how you've set up your life. 19:58.697 --> 20:00.616 You have me for intelligent conversation, 20:00.699 --> 20:05.120 and then you get to go home to that handsome, ridiculous person you married. 20:05.704 --> 20:07.122 Okay, Kate, you're drunk. 20:07.206 --> 20:10.208 And it's my marriage, so please stay the fuck out of it. 20:17.132 --> 20:19.301 Oh, this fucking tray. 20:26.016 --> 20:27.851 Before I say anything… 20:28.894 --> 20:30.646 I just want to say I'm sorry. 20:31.480 --> 20:34.650 All right? And that it didn't mean anything. 20:36.568 --> 20:37.945 What are you talking about? 20:40.322 --> 20:41.865 I kissed Anne. 21:01.260 --> 21:03.845 Excuse me. Has the scooter tour returned yet? 21:03.929 --> 21:05.430 No. There actually was an accident, 21:05.514 --> 21:07.891 but our manager's on her way over there right now. 21:23.699 --> 21:26.326 Claude! Claude! 21:27.160 --> 21:29.079 Claude! Hey! 21:29.162 --> 21:30.622 -…in front of you. -Claude! 21:30.706 --> 21:33.000 -Danny. -You hurt? Why are you bleeding? 21:33.583 --> 21:37.296 Oh, no, it's nothing. Sheila, she swerved to miss a squirrel. 21:37.379 --> 21:40.465 Then it just knocked everyone else over like scooter dominoes. 21:41.758 --> 21:42.884 I thought you were dead. 21:44.886 --> 21:45.971 Oh, God. 21:46.054 --> 21:49.141 -I'm fine. It's just a little scratch. -Oh, God. 21:49.224 --> 21:51.810 Hey, just breathe. It's okay. 21:51.893 --> 21:54.813 It's not okay. None of it's okay. 21:54.896 --> 21:57.774 But, Danny, you're here with me now. 21:57.858 --> 21:59.151 We're all right. 21:59.735 --> 22:02.696 Are we? I'm just an old man with a bad heart. 22:02.779 --> 22:06.491 And I am just an ageless Italian beauty who is horrible at riding scooters. 22:12.664 --> 22:16.918 One day, we won't be here anymore, and that is so fucking scary. 22:18.920 --> 22:21.089 Life is scary. It's also beautiful. 22:21.757 --> 22:23.508 That's why we have each other. 22:24.760 --> 22:27.262 So we can go through it together. Hmm? 22:29.264 --> 22:30.098 Hmm? 22:32.559 --> 22:34.352 I'm sorry I ran away from you. 22:36.980 --> 22:39.399 Then from now on, let us run together. 22:40.275 --> 22:41.401 Like wild horses. 22:42.903 --> 22:45.155 -You're so Italian. -I know. 22:46.114 --> 22:47.491 Don't you love it? 22:57.042 --> 22:58.085 Oh, God. 23:02.714 --> 23:04.758 Kate, I have to tell you something. 23:05.842 --> 23:07.302 I don't even know how to begin. 23:07.386 --> 23:08.804 You kissed Jack. 23:09.888 --> 23:11.014 Did he tell you? 23:11.098 --> 23:13.975 No, but it's all over campus that you're a whore. 23:14.059 --> 23:16.186 Oh, my God. 23:16.269 --> 23:18.063 I'm so sorry. 23:18.146 --> 23:19.856 I think I've hit rock bottom. 23:20.524 --> 23:22.359 Oh, no offense. 23:23.652 --> 23:25.362 Was there tongue? 23:25.445 --> 23:26.571 No. 23:27.322 --> 23:28.782 No. 23:28.865 --> 23:30.200 But there were tears. 23:31.201 --> 23:33.328 -God. -Oh, God! 23:34.746 --> 23:35.622 It's just… 23:37.999 --> 23:39.584 …Lila said I'm broken. 23:41.545 --> 23:44.089 That's what she yelled to Nick. 23:44.172 --> 23:46.258 She said, "Mom's broken." 23:46.341 --> 23:47.843 No, you're not broken. 23:48.635 --> 23:51.263 But have I just been like a relentless bummer? 23:52.305 --> 23:55.725 I mean… it's only been seven months. 23:55.809 --> 23:57.227 God! 23:57.727 --> 23:59.521 We are all a little banged up. 24:02.649 --> 24:04.151 I'm gonna pull out of it. 24:04.651 --> 24:05.819 I know you will. 24:05.902 --> 24:07.028 -I am. -I know. 24:11.825 --> 24:14.911 Oh, God. Today was so hard, Kate. 24:17.247 --> 24:19.291 I felt like I could see my future. 24:20.876 --> 24:25.172 Lila's graduation, and vacations, and holidays. 24:26.673 --> 24:28.466 Could you see me in the future? 24:28.550 --> 24:29.676 How fat was I? 24:30.260 --> 24:32.512 You were about the same, but your head is a little smaller. 24:35.265 --> 24:37.184 I guess that's how it's gonna be now. 24:39.394 --> 24:42.063 Nick will take Lila to meet all his new Ginnys. 24:42.147 --> 24:44.024 -And I'll just be alone. -You don't know that. 24:44.107 --> 24:46.568 It'll just become more and more normal to leave me out. 24:48.111 --> 24:50.864 I'll buy one of those bathtubs with a door. 24:50.947 --> 24:52.324 No way. 24:52.407 --> 24:55.702 We are not gonna let that happen. We all love you, Annie. 24:57.120 --> 24:58.330 Especially Jack. 24:58.413 --> 24:59.623 Oh, God! 24:59.706 --> 25:02.751 -Listen, I'm so, so sorry about that. -No, I… I don't… I don't care. 25:02.834 --> 25:05.962 -I'm drunk. I don't care. I'm sorry. -Please. Oh God, Kate. 25:06.046 --> 25:06.963 Oh! 25:14.387 --> 25:16.848 How did you know things were going south? 25:17.933 --> 25:19.226 What were the signs? 25:20.810 --> 25:21.895 Oh. 25:23.438 --> 25:25.899 -You and Jack are not me and Nick. -No. That's not my-- 25:25.982 --> 25:27.567 Nick cheated on me 25:28.818 --> 25:32.155 a couple of times before all this happened. 25:33.490 --> 25:35.408 A woman in his office about ten years ago, 25:35.492 --> 25:37.869 and I'm pretty sure that Pilates instructor 25:37.953 --> 25:39.371 that fixed his computer hump. 25:39.454 --> 25:40.664 Shit. 25:40.747 --> 25:41.623 Yeah. 25:43.959 --> 25:46.378 But your husband is not that guy. 25:47.587 --> 25:52.968 Tonight was just a messy old friend pity party. 25:53.552 --> 25:54.511 Yeah. 25:54.594 --> 25:55.553 Oh, God. 25:57.889 --> 25:58.932 I'm exhausted. 25:59.015 --> 25:59.975 Yeah. 26:00.600 --> 26:03.103 What time is it? I feel like it's 4:00 a.m. 26:08.483 --> 26:09.693 It is 8:40. 26:10.694 --> 26:12.821 Oh, my God. 26:19.661 --> 26:20.870 Coming right up, sir. 26:25.792 --> 26:26.876 Sorry that… 26:26.960 --> 26:28.712 I think she's apologizing. 26:29.337 --> 26:30.338 Her idea, not mine. 26:30.422 --> 26:31.548 Yeah. 26:31.631 --> 26:32.465 Good. 26:33.675 --> 26:35.302 It's the right thing to do. 26:38.221 --> 26:39.306 You're a good mom. 26:42.601 --> 26:43.560 Thank you, Nick. 26:46.896 --> 26:50.400 I got a ton of spa treatments and a coffee table book on colonial decor, 26:50.483 --> 26:52.152 so when you get the bill… 26:54.696 --> 26:56.740 But also, I'll leave your golf clubs on the back porch 26:56.823 --> 26:58.074 if you wanna get them this week. 26:59.075 --> 26:59.951 Okay. 27:01.786 --> 27:02.620 Thanks. 27:10.378 --> 27:11.588 -Hey. -Hey. 27:16.593 --> 27:17.552 See you later. 27:17.636 --> 27:19.804 -Bye. -Bye, honey. Be careful. 27:19.888 --> 27:20.722 Take care. 27:26.186 --> 27:28.438 -Ready to go home, amore? -Absolutely. 27:29.648 --> 27:30.815 Let's go. 27:32.192 --> 27:33.401 Go ahead. 27:33.485 --> 27:34.444 Bye, friends. 27:34.527 --> 27:35.945 -Bye, Claude. -Bye. 27:55.507 --> 27:57.133 Want to listen to a podcast? 27:57.634 --> 27:58.510 Sure. 27:59.969 --> 28:01.304 Anything in particular? 28:01.888 --> 28:02.972 No, you pick. 28:10.146 --> 28:12.982 -I think we need to go to therapy. -Yeah, I know we do. 28:14.859 --> 28:16.069 -Fuck! -Fuck! 28:16.152 --> 28:17.362 -Shit! -Fuck! Fuck! 28:17.445 --> 28:20.198 -Shit! -Ah! God! k!