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-Hi.
-Welcome, sir.

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-Here you go.
-Let me get that for you.

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Thank you.

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Got it. That's all right. Thank you.

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-Hey!
-Oh, shit.

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-Did we know Ginny was coming to this?
-God, he's an idiot.

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Hello, there!

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-Hey!
-Hi!

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Who's ready for cider?

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Ooh!

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They have a fall foliage scooter tour.

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-Uh, we'll see.
-Yeah.

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You guys look great.

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Thank you for noticing.
We're doing dry fall, so…

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So, no baths.

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I'm kidding, no booze.
We're cooling it with the booze.

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Oh, that is so great. You know,
I can kind of see it in your skin.

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-Really? Thank you.
-Oh. Great.

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-Hey, he's back!
-Hey!

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-Hello!
-Hey!

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Hi, you guys. Thank you.

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Ooh!

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-We got a lot of shit in here.
-Hi.

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-Hey.
-Danny, you must be exhausted.

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I can't believe you came straight here.

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You know, anything for my godchild.

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I'm gonna check in.

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Okay, thank you.

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-Oh, wow.
-Oh, this campus is so beautiful.

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I bet you have the best memories
of going to school here.

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Oh, God. Mostly, I just remember
eating so many black beans.

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Oh, listen, Ginny, in the late 1980s,

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it was believed that eating black beans
and sweet potatoes…

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And listening to R.E.M.

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…would cure AIDS and end apartheid.

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-And to be honest…
-Do not say it worked.

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-It is not your place.
-Fine.

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Well, I love it here unabashedly.
It's where I fell in love with my wife.

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It's where I found my passion for history.

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And I think this weekend
is going to be magical.

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-Kate, that guy needs your credit card.
-Okay.

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And you're all set, sir.
Mrs. Pagano already checked in.

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Mrs. Pagano.

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-Oh, uh…
-What?

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Anne stole Nick's room.

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It's totally fine. We can just
take whatever room Anne was in.

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No, I specifically requested
the Molly Pitcher Suite.

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It's the one room with a bathtub.

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So, we can shower.

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I wouldn't be surprised
if she did this on purpose.

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She was so mean
on our last Zoom mediation.

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I'm sure any room that we stay in together
is a perfect room.

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-Right.
-It was an honest mistake.

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Would you like me to take those for you?

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-Sure.
-Thank you.

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It's gonna be great.

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-Oh, gosh.
-Son of a bitch.

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-No.
-What?

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No, it's totally fine.

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-Are you kidding me?
-It's charming. Hey.

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-No, no, no. This is--
-Look at me.

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-It's got everything we need.
-Oh…

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-Okay.
-Oh.

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Hello!

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All right. Okay.

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What in colonial fetus hell?
I'm triggered.

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Okay.

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-I'm sorry I slept in the car.
-Oh, that's okay. That's okay.

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-Are you hungry, maybe?
-No.

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You have to rest anyway.

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Oh, shit.

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Put this here.

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Yeah. Ah, that's better.

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Ooh, hey.

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-I smell like plane.
-I don't care.

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I missed you.

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-Did you miss me?
-Yeah, I missed you too.

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Ah…

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That was grim, right?

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I mean, let's please never
have a mediation Zoom.

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Oh, I agree.

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I'll just sue the shit
out of you in court.

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I really do feel energized
being back here.

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It's kind of romantic, huh?

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Oh, yeah? What's making you hornier?

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The dusty needlepoints
or John Jay's death certificate?

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Oh!

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That can't be real, can it?

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Oh, where are you going?

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I'm gonna go see Anne.
She said come see her.

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Okay. Should I--

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I'll just hang here. Sure.

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Oh, my God. Look at this guy!

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I thought he was holding a cat,
but it's actually a neck beard. Look.

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Grindr? Oh, it's too early in the day
for a small-town scroll.

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Grindr is how I learn the spirit
of a new place, you know that.

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Let me play with it.

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Oh, gosh. Now, look at this guy. Look.

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It says, "Gen Z Twink."

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Look at his face.
It's like Hillary Clinton. Come on.

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Look, all these guys
lie about their ages, okay?

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You've got to set it to 26
to get a 40-year-old.

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-You know all the tricks, huh?
-Yeah.

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Okay, let's see.

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Hmm.

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-Ah, work with what you got, king.
-Delete.

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Next.

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Okay, I'm ready.

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-Come on.
-For what?

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I'm sure you have a laundry list of things

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you need to talk to me about
since I've been gone.

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Babe, I actually don't want to talk
about anything serious this weekend.

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-Oh.
-Okay?

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All I want is to have fun together.

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-How's that?
-Really?

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-You like that?
-Uh-huh.

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-Let's have fun. Beat it.
-Okay.

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Amazing.

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Oh, my God.

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-He looks like…
-Ooh.

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…Boscaiolo. How do you say in English?

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-Lumberjack.
-Hmm.

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Hold on.

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-Lumberjack. Oh.
-Shit.

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I'm so happy for the town.

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Yeah.

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Okay, let's go be uncles now. How's that?

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Mm.

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Hey, you're positive
it's okay that I'm here, right?

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-Yeah.
-Because I can just go back

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and you can do your thing.

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No, no. You were there when I asked Lila.
She said it was fine.

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-Yeah…
-Look, look.

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You're part of my life now.
You should be here.

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Okay.

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-Bethie!
-Hi!

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Oh!

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Dad, no crying.

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I would never.

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I don't even like you.

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Even more gorgeous than ever. Hi.

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-Missed you.
-Missed you too.

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You look so pretty.
I love this sweater. Is it new?

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-Thank you. It's my roommate's.
-Cute!

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Have you seen Lila much?

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I think she's been busy
with theater stuff.

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-I see them. And Lila.
-Hey!

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Hey!

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Hi, love.

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Hi.

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I like your new piercing.

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It's not a piercing.
It just squeezes there.

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Oh, well, it's great too.

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It's a great, great choice.

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Hmm.

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So, hey, how's the play going?

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-Ooh, we'll see.
-Oh!

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Which do you like better,
playwriting or acting?

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Acting's fun, but it's a surface pleasure.

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Like a clitoral orgasm.

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The writing is more G-spot.

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Hmm.

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Okay.

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-Mm…
-Right. Hey…

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There's my baby!

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Mwah!

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Hi, Nick.

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Hey.

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Hi.

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Hi, Lila.

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Anne, have you, uh, met, uh, Ginny?

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Yes.

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-Hi.
-Hi.

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-Hey.
-It's nice to…

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Jesus.

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So, what's the plan, Stans?

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Claude, what are we doing?

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Me?

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I'll do whatever.

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I love fun.

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I'm gonna excuse myself.

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Um, I booked a massage.

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So we'll meet up after for tea?

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-Okay.
-Yeah? Okay. Okay.

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I actually have to get going too.

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-What?
-What?

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I know. I'm really sorry.

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I just have a group project due.
I just have to hole up and work.

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Oh, yeah, great, because we came
all the way up here

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for "hole up and work" weekend.

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If I don't make it tonight,
I promise I'll see you tomorrow.

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Tomorrow's the big day
anyway, right? Right?

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I love you guys.

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I love you too.

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Love you.

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Well, you still got me.

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Huh? Should we stroll Beacon Street
holding hands like it's 1992?

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Sure.

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So, Bug, you said you needed me
to take you shopping.

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-Yeah.
-So, let's shop it up.

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-Shall we?
-Okay.

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I forgot Ginny was coming.

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What do you mean you forgot?
We talked about it.

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No, I know. I just…
I didn't get her a ticket to the play.

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-She probably wouldn't like it anyway.
-Well, of course she would.

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Could you get her a ticket?

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Sure.

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Oh, man, what happened to the Hot Spot?

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Oh, I'm gonna cry.
The Hot Spot was legendary.

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Hot Spot?

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Yeah, they made those burgers
with the egg on top. The fried eggs.

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Oh, why would they close the Hot Spot?
You think it was a pandemic thing?

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I don't know.
I have the same information you have.

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I live with you.

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Aw.

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I love the smell of old stuff.

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This is nice.

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-Ah.
-Look at that.

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Well, I just need a small bookshelf.
It doesn't need to be fancy.

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Okay.

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Oh, how about this one?

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Dad, ew.

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Ooh. Yeah, Nick, no.
That's a little American Psycho.

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Uh… Oh, Lila.

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How about this?
Is this a little more your aesthetic?

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Yeah, that's perfect.

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Great. Sold.

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Great.

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Need anything else?

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Are you good on stained kimonos?

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Oh, my God.

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No.

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Ooh, vinyl.

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Buy you a record.

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Danny and I want to go
to the furniture store.

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I like records.

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Oh.

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Yeah. All right.

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Hey, how's your health?

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I'm great. Why?
What's my husband been telling you?

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No, nothing. No.

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I just know that Claude
usually babysits you,

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and you've been left to your own devices.

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My devices are running perfectly.

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Great.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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-Hey.
-Hey, buddy.

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Check it out.

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-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-Look who's hitting it off.

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I don't think Lila's ever seen
a rotary phone before.

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-I don't think either of them has.
-Okay.

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This feels really good.

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This feels really, really good.

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Can I tell you something, as a friend?

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We don't want to hear
how great it's going, okay?

00:11:28.521 --> 00:11:30.856 align:center
Stop being lit from within. It's gross.

00:11:30.940 --> 00:11:32.983 align:center
What can I say? I'm a lucky guy.

00:11:33.067 --> 00:11:35.069 align:center
-Yeah, stuff like that. Let's can it.
-No.

00:11:35.152 --> 00:11:36.654 align:center
-Lucky.
-Mm!

00:11:36.737 --> 00:11:38.447 align:center
Lucky, lucky, lucky.

00:11:39.448 --> 00:11:40.825 align:center
Hey.

00:11:41.409 --> 00:11:42.910 align:center
Oh, you fully broke that.

00:11:43.494 --> 00:11:44.578 align:center
I saw a wine bar.

00:11:44.662 --> 00:11:45.704 align:center
Yeah.

00:11:45.788 --> 00:11:47.998 align:center
Oh, old phones.

00:11:48.082 --> 00:11:48.999 align:center
Yeah.

00:11:50.126 --> 00:11:52.503 align:center
So, how's that, uh, Napoleon book coming?

00:11:53.045 --> 00:11:58.175 align:center
Uh, I'm at the part where he's leading
an expedition to Egypt for trade reasons.

00:11:58.259 --> 00:12:00.386 align:center
Oh, man, you're still in the 18th century.

00:12:00.469 --> 00:12:02.888 align:center
Oh, so much good stuff to come.
Yeah, I'm jealous.

00:12:02.972 --> 00:12:05.516 align:center
Yeah, very exciting. Mm, yeah.

00:12:06.434 --> 00:12:08.018 align:center
So how'd you like Austin?

00:12:08.102 --> 00:12:10.354 align:center
I didn't go. Not this time.

00:12:10.438 --> 00:12:11.272 align:center
What?

00:12:11.355 --> 00:12:12.773 align:center
Well, we were both so busy.

00:12:13.357 --> 00:12:16.652 align:center
Danny with his hotel projects.
Me redoing the closets.

00:12:17.153 --> 00:12:20.781 align:center
Man, Kate and I haven't been apart
for more than a long weekend

00:12:20.865 --> 00:12:22.908 align:center
in, like, I don't know, 20 years.

00:12:23.534 --> 00:12:24.577 align:center
Oh, wow.

00:12:29.415 --> 00:12:31.000 align:center
Can I be honest with you, Jack?

00:12:31.083 --> 00:12:31.917 align:center
Yeah.

00:12:32.585 --> 00:12:34.044 align:center
I'm hanging by a thread.

00:12:34.128 --> 00:12:35.379 align:center
Oh, no.

00:12:36.297 --> 00:12:37.173 align:center
What's up?

00:12:37.923 --> 00:12:40.134 align:center
I felt so lonely when Danny was gone.

00:12:42.178 --> 00:12:45.097 align:center
But I don't want to bring this energy
into the weekend, you know?

00:12:45.181 --> 00:12:47.308 align:center
When you've been apart,
you need to be perfect.

00:12:47.391 --> 00:12:50.019 align:center
To remind the other person
why they fell in love with you.

00:12:50.102 --> 00:12:52.438 align:center
Okay, well, Claude,
look, I respectfully disagree.

00:12:52.521 --> 00:12:57.276 align:center
I think that love means, you know,
feeling safe enough to be your worst self.

00:12:57.359 --> 00:12:59.153 align:center
Oh, no, no. We are not that way.

00:12:59.236 --> 00:13:02.406 align:center
No, come on.
You can't stay perfect, right?

00:13:02.490 --> 00:13:04.158 align:center
Uh, can you talk to Danny?

00:13:04.241 --> 00:13:06.327 align:center
No. You don't know my husband.

00:13:06.827 --> 00:13:08.829 align:center
He gets happy from the outside in.

00:13:08.913 --> 00:13:10.414 align:center
You know? Good food.

00:13:10.915 --> 00:13:12.750 align:center
Nice blowjob. A long nap.

00:13:13.417 --> 00:13:15.795 align:center
Everything is fixed. Everything's fixed.

00:13:16.420 --> 00:13:19.131 align:center
That… would work, yeah.

00:13:19.215 --> 00:13:20.716 align:center
-Mm-hmm.
-That does sound nice.

00:13:20.800 --> 00:13:22.760 align:center
-I tell you.
-Ooh, Violent Femmes.

00:13:22.843 --> 00:13:24.470 align:center
I've got to get this for Kate.

00:13:26.889 --> 00:13:28.265 align:center
-Hi.
-Hello.

00:13:28.349 --> 00:13:29.225 align:center
All set?

00:13:29.809 --> 00:13:33.354 align:center
Was it nice living on your own
in a little corporate apartment?

00:13:33.437 --> 00:13:38.150 align:center
I mean, it… I mean, yeah.
It was phenomenal.

00:13:39.109 --> 00:13:41.237 align:center
God, I would love to go someplace alone

00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:44.073 align:center
and just quietly read my phone
all the way to the end.

00:13:44.156 --> 00:13:45.533 align:center
I feel that.

00:13:46.033 --> 00:13:47.201 align:center
And then you come home

00:13:47.284 --> 00:13:49.745 align:center
and you've missed each other,
and it's sexy again.

00:13:49.829 --> 00:13:50.663 align:center
Mm.

00:13:50.746 --> 00:13:52.623 align:center
-It sounds really nice.
-Yeah.

00:13:57.419 --> 00:13:59.588 align:center
They weren't in the furniture store.

00:13:59.672 --> 00:14:03.342 align:center
What? They've got to be somewhere nearby.
They wouldn't just ditch us.

00:14:03.425 --> 00:14:06.387 align:center
Well, you know how she likes
to steal Danny away and hide.

00:14:07.263 --> 00:14:08.597 align:center
They are in love that way.

00:14:09.598 --> 00:14:11.308 align:center
-Yeah.
-Maybe they're buying flowers.

00:14:11.392 --> 00:14:12.810 align:center
-Is it for me?
-Yeah.

00:14:13.936 --> 00:14:17.940 align:center
You know, it's not that I have a problem
with Jack, because he's the best.

00:14:18.023 --> 00:14:19.066 align:center
He's a literal doll.

00:14:19.149 --> 00:14:21.902 align:center
Yeah, I'm just saying, you know.
I mean, you know what I'm saying.

00:14:21.986 --> 00:14:24.321 align:center
-Yeah. Marriage is work.
-Exactly.

00:14:24.905 --> 00:14:27.199 align:center
Or don't do any work, like Nick.

00:14:27.283 --> 00:14:30.244 align:center
Just, uh, blow up your family
and start over.

00:14:31.954 --> 00:14:33.414 align:center
He is happier than any of us.

00:14:33.497 --> 00:14:34.957 align:center
Speak for yourself.

00:14:35.040 --> 00:14:36.542 align:center
Claude and I are very happy.

00:14:36.625 --> 00:14:39.753 align:center
Yeah, because men always have
a workaround, right?

00:14:39.837 --> 00:14:41.213 align:center
Nick breaks all the rules.

00:14:41.297 --> 00:14:43.882 align:center
You guys make your own rules
and sleep with whoever you want.

00:14:43.966 --> 00:14:47.261 align:center
-You wanna sleep with whoever you want?
-Puke. Disgusting.

00:14:47.344 --> 00:14:50.556 align:center
No, straight men our age do not maintain
themselves like gay men our age.

00:14:50.639 --> 00:14:53.559 align:center
I'm not out here looking to see
a new set of thickening toenails.

00:14:55.060 --> 00:14:57.021 align:center
No, that's why Jack is a prince, right?

00:14:57.104 --> 00:14:58.606 align:center
Because he is the only man…

00:14:59.940 --> 00:15:01.817 align:center
…who's not looking for a workaround.

00:15:02.401 --> 00:15:03.277 align:center
Hello, you two.

00:15:03.360 --> 00:15:04.403 align:center
Hey!

00:15:04.486 --> 00:15:05.446 align:center
Hi!

00:15:05.529 --> 00:15:07.698 align:center
-You ditched us?
-No, I texted you.

00:15:07.781 --> 00:15:08.616 align:center
Yeah.

00:15:09.283 --> 00:15:11.452 align:center
Oh, it didn't go through. I'm sorry.

00:15:11.535 --> 00:15:14.538 align:center
Yeah, but are you drinking
during dry fall?

00:15:14.622 --> 00:15:15.539 align:center
It's iced tea.

00:15:15.623 --> 00:15:17.082 align:center
Did you order me an iced tea?

00:15:17.666 --> 00:15:18.876 align:center
Why are you so grouchy?

00:15:18.959 --> 00:15:21.003 align:center
Well, because I got lemonades
for everybody,

00:15:21.086 --> 00:15:23.422 align:center
but then a dog barked at me
and I spilled them.

00:15:23.505 --> 00:15:25.841 align:center
Oh, sorry. Sorry, Claude.

00:15:25.925 --> 00:15:27.009 align:center
I'm not mad.

00:15:27.760 --> 00:15:29.428 align:center
I think this is wonderful.

00:15:29.511 --> 00:15:31.096 align:center
You guys need more time? I can go away.

00:15:31.180 --> 00:15:33.474 align:center
Sit, sit, sit. Come on. Come on, sit, sit.

00:15:33.557 --> 00:15:36.393 align:center
No, I-I have to go back to the room
and change, so…

00:15:36.477 --> 00:15:38.354 align:center
Are you sure?
Because we ordered flatbreads.

00:15:38.437 --> 00:15:42.399 align:center
Well, I have, uh,
kind of a… a sour stomach.

00:15:45.444 --> 00:15:46.403 align:center
Okay.

00:15:47.112 --> 00:15:48.864 align:center
So, you want the key?

00:15:51.075 --> 00:15:51.950 align:center
Sure.

00:15:57.247 --> 00:15:58.415 align:center
See you in a bit.

00:16:01.293 --> 00:16:03.629 align:center
I don't care if he wants his golf clubs.

00:16:03.712 --> 00:16:05.964 align:center
We said the house and its contents.

00:16:06.048 --> 00:16:08.884 align:center
The house and its contents, Marlon!

00:16:08.968 --> 00:16:10.094 align:center
How was the massage?

00:16:10.177 --> 00:16:11.011 align:center
Amazing.

00:16:11.929 --> 00:16:14.682 align:center
Yeah, I agree.
Someone has to be the adult here.

00:16:14.765 --> 00:16:16.350 align:center
Don't fuck me on this, Marlon!

00:16:16.433 --> 00:16:17.309 align:center
Hi.

00:16:21.146 --> 00:16:22.064 align:center
Hey.

00:16:22.648 --> 00:16:24.858 align:center
Sorry, we've got to hustle now
to Lila's thing.

00:16:24.942 --> 00:16:25.776 align:center
I'm up.

00:16:26.819 --> 00:16:28.696 align:center
How were the flatbreads?

00:16:28.779 --> 00:16:30.906 align:center
They were fine. They were flat.

00:16:31.573 --> 00:16:35.077 align:center
Now I'm starving. Do I have time
to get something before the play?

00:16:35.160 --> 00:16:36.996 align:center
Uh, not really.

00:16:38.622 --> 00:16:41.625 align:center
You're a grown-ass man.
Manage your food intake.

00:16:42.710 --> 00:16:44.378 align:center
I think there's a dinner after.

00:16:45.421 --> 00:16:46.714 align:center
That's like four hours.

00:16:49.258 --> 00:16:50.134 align:center
Are you okay?

00:16:50.884 --> 00:16:52.720 align:center
I'm sorry my phone was being weird.

00:16:52.803 --> 00:16:56.348 align:center
It's okay. I just thought this was
gonna be a fun, romantic weekend.

00:16:56.432 --> 00:16:58.684 align:center
You thought family weekend
was gonna be sexy?

00:16:58.767 --> 00:17:01.645 align:center
You know, we're alone. We're in a hotel.

00:17:01.729 --> 00:17:05.190 align:center
I was trying to send signals earlier
I wanted to come back and mess around.

00:17:05.274 --> 00:17:07.818 align:center
How was I supposed to know
"I have a sour stomach"

00:17:07.901 --> 00:17:09.653 align:center
is code for "I want to make out"?

00:17:11.572 --> 00:17:14.742 align:center
I guess it'll just be a fun,
romantic weekend for you and Danny.

00:17:14.825 --> 00:17:18.370 align:center
I haven't seen him in months.
I see you every day.

00:17:20.622 --> 00:17:24.251 align:center
Do you? Do you really see me? Huh?

00:17:25.085 --> 00:17:26.044 align:center
What?

00:17:26.128 --> 00:17:27.004 align:center
Nothing.

00:17:27.921 --> 00:17:28.964 align:center
Nothing at all.

00:17:38.307 --> 00:17:39.224 align:center
Hi.

00:17:45.731 --> 00:17:48.734 align:center
Oh, shit. That won't…
That's not gonna work.

00:17:48.817 --> 00:17:50.944 align:center
Oh, and my seat's up there?

00:17:52.488 --> 00:17:54.114 align:center
No, it's just one. That's fine.

00:17:54.198 --> 00:17:55.741 align:center
Hey, I'll sit there.

00:17:55.824 --> 00:17:57.076 align:center
-It's fine.
-It's okay.

00:17:57.159 --> 00:17:59.161 align:center
Don't worry. No, Jack. Jack. Jack.

00:17:59.787 --> 00:18:01.622 align:center
This way. Okay.

00:18:01.705 --> 00:18:04.416 align:center
-Come on. Ow! My toe!
-Is everybody good?

00:18:06.126 --> 00:18:07.002 align:center
It's okay.

00:18:07.669 --> 00:18:08.587 align:center
Oh!

00:18:09.129 --> 00:18:09.963 align:center
Back.

00:18:17.513 --> 00:18:19.014 align:center
We had a really nice day.

00:18:20.766 --> 00:18:21.600 align:center
Great.

00:18:29.108 --> 00:18:30.651 align:center
Once upon a time,

00:18:30.734 --> 00:18:34.404 align:center
my dad destroyed our family
and started dating a stupid bitch.

00:18:42.162 --> 00:18:44.665 align:center
No, please, please, Father,
don't leave us!

00:18:44.748 --> 00:18:46.542 align:center
The penis wants what it wants.

00:18:50.170 --> 00:18:51.588 align:center
What was once a home

00:18:51.672 --> 00:18:55.509 align:center
now felt like a pile
of confetti and debris.

00:19:12.943 --> 00:19:15.320 align:center
The messy aftermath
of your practical joke,

00:19:16.196 --> 00:19:19.992 align:center
your absence left me
with only my tears as companions.

00:19:23.954 --> 00:19:26.456 align:center
I want you to meet someone
very special to me.

00:19:27.040 --> 00:19:28.917 align:center
My personality is squats.

00:19:30.043 --> 00:19:31.837 align:center
We know you'll accept us.

00:19:31.920 --> 00:19:33.255 align:center
It just takes time.

00:19:33.338 --> 00:19:34.798 align:center
Is that enough time?

00:19:34.882 --> 00:19:36.133 align:center
You're not my mom!

00:19:37.551 --> 00:19:38.385 align:center
Hyah!

00:19:45.559 --> 00:19:46.727 align:center
Oh, Mother!

00:19:52.774 --> 00:19:55.861 align:center
What woman over 20
would choose kisses and courtship

00:19:55.944 --> 00:19:58.155 align:center
over independence and a quiet garden?

00:19:58.238 --> 00:20:03.243 align:center
Marriage is an outdated social construct
that imprisons women.

00:20:03.327 --> 00:20:04.745 align:center
Yeah.

00:20:04.828 --> 00:20:08.457 align:center
I agree with you,
George Eliot and Britney Spears.

00:20:08.540 --> 00:20:13.837 align:center
By the year 2075, marriage will be illegal
and vibrators will be sold at McDonald's.

00:20:15.547 --> 00:20:19.593 align:center
We are born alone, we die alone.

00:20:19.676 --> 00:20:23.138 align:center
And in between, we lie to each other.

00:20:23.222 --> 00:20:25.557 align:center
Jesus Christ.

00:20:27.267 --> 00:20:28.477 align:center
Whoo!

00:20:44.868 --> 00:20:46.161 align:center
Oh, my God!

00:20:46.245 --> 00:20:47.788 align:center
-Hey.
-Congratulations!

00:20:47.871 --> 00:20:49.248 align:center
Aw, thank you!

00:20:49.331 --> 00:20:51.083 align:center
I cried so much.

00:20:51.166 --> 00:20:52.876 align:center
Oh, wow! Thank you!

00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:54.920 align:center
Yeah, a lot of powerful ideas in there.

00:20:55.003 --> 00:20:56.588 align:center
-A lot.
-Thank you.

00:20:58.048 --> 00:20:59.299 align:center
Have you lost your mind?

00:20:59.383 --> 00:21:00.467 align:center
Did you like it?

00:21:00.550 --> 00:21:02.719 align:center
-Yes, of course.
-Thank you.

00:21:02.803 --> 00:21:04.888 align:center
-I'm so proud.
-Thank you, thank you.

00:21:07.057 --> 00:21:09.351 align:center
You know, I think because
we had such a late lunch…

00:21:09.434 --> 00:21:11.520 align:center
Danny also flew in so early this morning.

00:21:11.603 --> 00:21:14.356 align:center
I think we'll go and we'll…
we'll catch up. Okay?

00:21:14.439 --> 00:21:16.984 align:center
Thank you for being here. I love you guys.

00:21:17.067 --> 00:21:17.901 align:center
Bye.

00:21:23.657 --> 00:21:26.326 align:center
I'm trying real hard
not to take the bait here, Lila.

00:21:29.037 --> 00:21:29.997 align:center
What bait?

00:21:30.080 --> 00:21:31.623 align:center
Okay, sure.

00:21:32.749 --> 00:21:35.377 align:center
But I will say that I think
you owe Ginny an apology.

00:21:35.961 --> 00:21:38.130 align:center
Oh, my God, that's your takeaway?

00:21:38.714 --> 00:21:39.965 align:center
How could you write this?

00:21:40.048 --> 00:21:43.135 align:center
How could you invite your girlfriend
to Parents' Weekend?

00:21:43.218 --> 00:21:44.594 align:center
I asked your permission.

00:21:44.678 --> 00:21:46.304 align:center
No, you asked me in front of her.

00:21:46.388 --> 00:21:48.390 align:center
I knew it.
I knew you didn't really forget.

00:21:48.473 --> 00:21:49.433 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:21:49.516 --> 00:21:51.476 align:center
We are not done talking about this.

00:21:54.146 --> 00:21:55.564 align:center
You really fucked that up.

00:21:55.647 --> 00:21:57.316 align:center
Anne, not now.

00:21:57.399 --> 00:22:00.527 align:center
If we were together, I would sugarcoat it,
but you did that wrong.

00:22:00.610 --> 00:22:02.029 align:center
-It was stupid.
-Okay.

00:22:02.112 --> 00:22:04.656 align:center
Oh, these are phrases I wish
I'd used more when we were together.

00:22:04.740 --> 00:22:07.826 align:center
Come on, even you know that that play
was completely out of bounds.

00:22:07.909 --> 00:22:10.996 align:center
This was Lila's night.
She is expressing her pain.

00:22:13.373 --> 00:22:15.375 align:center
Stop thinking about yourself for once.

00:22:15.459 --> 00:22:18.420 align:center
Stop correcting how she said it
and try to hear what she's saying.

00:22:24.801 --> 00:22:26.636 align:center
Can we just celebrate
for the one millionth time

00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:28.013 align:center
that we do not have children?

00:22:28.096 --> 00:22:29.222 align:center
Yes.

00:22:29.306 --> 00:22:30.557 align:center
Salute. To freedom.

00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:31.808 align:center
Mm.

00:22:31.892 --> 00:22:34.144 align:center
Actually, it was an interesting play,
though, right?

00:22:34.227 --> 00:22:35.604 align:center
Should we see more plays?

00:22:35.687 --> 00:22:36.688 align:center
I don't think so.

00:22:40.942 --> 00:22:42.235 align:center
Oh, my God, look.

00:22:42.319 --> 00:22:43.612 align:center
-What?
-There.

00:22:43.695 --> 00:22:44.821 align:center
It's the lumberjack.

00:22:47.866 --> 00:22:48.700 align:center
Uh-huh.

00:22:48.784 --> 00:22:50.577 align:center
Oh. Hey.

00:22:51.995 --> 00:22:52.954 align:center
Mm!

00:22:53.747 --> 00:22:54.664 align:center
Okay.

00:22:56.416 --> 00:22:58.418 align:center
Okay. He's coming over here, I think.

00:23:03.090 --> 00:23:04.549 align:center
Hey, I'm still kinda hungry.

00:23:04.633 --> 00:23:06.718 align:center
Would you want to walk
down Beacon and see what's open?

00:23:06.802 --> 00:23:08.387 align:center
No. I'm tired.

00:23:09.179 --> 00:23:10.055 align:center
All right.

00:23:40.043 --> 00:23:40.919 align:center
Hey!

00:23:42.504 --> 00:23:44.256 align:center
Actually, I'm hungry too.

00:23:44.339 --> 00:23:46.216 align:center
Oh. All right.

00:23:46.299 --> 00:23:47.300 align:center
Hmm.

00:23:54.808 --> 00:23:55.892 align:center
Hey.

00:23:55.976 --> 00:23:56.893 align:center
Hi.

00:23:58.645 --> 00:24:01.898 align:center
Oh, God. Ginny, I am so sorry.

00:24:01.982 --> 00:24:05.694 align:center
No, it's fine. She's a kid.
She's going through stuff.

00:24:05.777 --> 00:24:08.697 align:center
But I told you this, Nick.
This is why I should not have come.

00:24:08.780 --> 00:24:11.366 align:center
No, you were right.
You were right. I didn't listen.

00:24:12.659 --> 00:24:16.246 align:center
Oh, I just wanted to skip
through all the hard stuff

00:24:16.329 --> 00:24:20.333 align:center
and get to the stuff where everyone
is normal with each other.

00:24:20.417 --> 00:24:21.293 align:center
Yeah.

00:24:21.376 --> 00:24:23.503 align:center
It's kinda like how
you rush through Warrior 2

00:24:23.587 --> 00:24:25.505 align:center
because Reverse Warrior is easier for you.

00:24:27.424 --> 00:24:30.468 align:center
Oh, my God. Is my personality squats?

00:24:30.552 --> 00:24:32.888 align:center
-That's--
-No, no. No.

00:24:33.889 --> 00:24:37.434 align:center
No. Your personality… is sunlight.

00:24:37.517 --> 00:24:39.561 align:center
-Oh.
-And buttered toast.

00:24:40.854 --> 00:24:41.980 align:center
And flute music.

00:24:42.564 --> 00:24:43.815 align:center
Okay.

00:24:43.899 --> 00:24:46.026 align:center
That's… That is a lot of pressure.

00:24:47.152 --> 00:24:48.278 align:center
I'm gonna fix this.

00:24:48.361 --> 00:24:49.988 align:center
I'm gonna talk to Lila tomorrow.

00:24:50.947 --> 00:24:51.823 align:center
Good.

00:24:53.074 --> 00:24:56.495 align:center
Maybe just listen more than talk, yeah?

00:24:57.621 --> 00:24:58.914 align:center
Listen more than talk.

00:24:58.997 --> 00:25:00.123 align:center
Hmm.

00:25:00.916 --> 00:25:03.668 align:center
Do you think Beth is really
studying, or does she just hate us?

00:25:03.752 --> 00:25:06.421 align:center
Maybe she knew
that play was gonna be a shitshow.

00:25:06.504 --> 00:25:08.757 align:center
I was so disturbed by that play.

00:25:08.840 --> 00:25:12.511 align:center
I was clenching my entire body
the whole time. I'm so sore.

00:25:13.512 --> 00:25:16.765 align:center
I mean, is Beth's whole generation
just gonna give up on marriage?

00:25:17.265 --> 00:25:20.852 align:center
Is it because they witnessed their parents
too much during the pandemic?

00:25:20.936 --> 00:25:23.063 align:center
I think they'll find their way back to it.

00:25:23.146 --> 00:25:26.608 align:center
You know, people like to say they're…
they're poly or not into labels,

00:25:26.691 --> 00:25:28.777 align:center
but, you know, like, even in a throuple,

00:25:28.860 --> 00:25:30.904 align:center
somebody's got to clean the air fryer.

00:25:30.987 --> 00:25:35.450 align:center
Exactly. Even in an ethical situationship,
you can't miss a car payment.

00:25:35.533 --> 00:25:38.954 align:center
Yeah. It's like those guys who say,
"Well, we're not gonna have a wedding."

00:25:39.037 --> 00:25:42.207 align:center
"We're just gonna get married
and then have a party."

00:25:42.290 --> 00:25:45.418 align:center
-Yeah, dude. That's what a wedding is!
-Yeah, it's literally a wedding, dude.

00:25:45.502 --> 00:25:46.503 align:center
Yeah.

00:25:49.297 --> 00:25:50.674 align:center
How's your açai bowl?

00:25:50.757 --> 00:25:52.259 align:center
I hate it.

00:25:52.342 --> 00:25:54.844 align:center
I hate it.
It's stupid frozen night cereal.

00:25:54.928 --> 00:25:56.471 align:center
Why is everything different?

00:25:56.554 --> 00:25:58.807 align:center
I know, buddy.
Everything was better before.

00:25:58.890 --> 00:25:59.766 align:center
Yeah.

00:26:01.226 --> 00:26:02.894 align:center
Oh, you know what's right down here?

00:26:03.937 --> 00:26:04.938 align:center
590 Pomeroy.

00:26:05.730 --> 00:26:09.234 align:center
Oh, the first time we hooked up
was in the alley behind that building.

00:26:09.859 --> 00:26:11.861 align:center
Because your roommate was a listener.

00:26:15.073 --> 00:26:17.450 align:center
Let's go see if it's still
a good building to lean on.

00:26:30.964 --> 00:26:32.090 align:center
Oh, no.

00:26:32.173 --> 00:26:33.216 align:center
Is this it?

00:26:34.134 --> 00:26:34.968 align:center
Oh.

00:26:37.721 --> 00:26:39.598 align:center
Well, we tried.

00:26:41.224 --> 00:26:42.142 align:center
Wait.

00:26:42.225 --> 00:26:44.728 align:center
Wait, couldn't you blow me
behind a different building?

00:26:44.811 --> 00:26:46.688 align:center
No, it wouldn't be the same.

00:26:46.771 --> 00:26:48.189 align:center
Oh, you. Ah!

00:26:49.983 --> 00:26:50.984 align:center
Whoa!

00:26:51.651 --> 00:26:53.737 align:center
Oh, my God! Oh, my God.

00:27:15.592 --> 00:27:16.760 align:center
Uh, do you mind if we use a--

00:27:16.843 --> 00:27:18.136 align:center
Oh, of course. Of course.

00:27:18.219 --> 00:27:20.096 align:center
Hey, babe. My bag.

00:28:00.428 --> 00:28:01.304 align:center
Babe?

00:28:02.263 --> 00:28:03.348 align:center
Are you okay?

00:28:03.973 --> 00:28:05.517 align:center
You're smoking cigarettes?

00:28:07.185 --> 00:28:08.728 align:center
Why do you want to die?

00:28:08.812 --> 00:28:09.896 align:center
Oh, keep your voice down.

00:28:09.979 --> 00:28:11.064 align:center
I'm Italian!

00:28:12.774 --> 00:28:14.901 align:center
Is this why you wanted
to be far away from me

00:28:14.984 --> 00:28:17.028 align:center
and do stupid things and kill yourself?

00:28:17.112 --> 00:28:19.364 align:center
Oh, I had that pack for three months.

00:28:19.447 --> 00:28:21.699 align:center
If you had a stent in your heart,
would you smoke?

00:28:21.783 --> 00:28:26.538 align:center
Would you party every fucking weekend
like you're 24 when you're actually 54?

00:28:26.621 --> 00:28:28.540 align:center
-Oh…
-Your profile said 40.

00:28:28.623 --> 00:28:31.334 align:center
What kind of a husband does this?
What kind of a husband? You tell me!

00:28:31.418 --> 00:28:34.212 align:center
Hey, man. I'm here for the open part,
not the marriage part.

00:28:34.295 --> 00:28:37.257 align:center
Okay, whatever, dude.
Okay, don't be corny. Come on.

00:28:37.340 --> 00:28:38.675 align:center
Oh, my God.

00:28:38.758 --> 00:28:40.677 align:center
I'm scared for you all the time.

00:28:41.386 --> 00:28:44.055 align:center
You don't take care enough of yourself.
Do you know that?

00:28:44.139 --> 00:28:45.807 align:center
-The one time--
-Oh, one time?

00:28:45.890 --> 00:28:47.392 align:center
Yeah, that I said something about it,

00:28:47.475 --> 00:28:49.352 align:center
you know, you had to just leave
for three months.

00:28:49.436 --> 00:28:50.645 align:center
It's constant.

00:28:50.728 --> 00:28:53.898 align:center
You watch over me like I'm on my deathbed!

00:28:53.982 --> 00:28:55.567 align:center
You know why?
Because you fucking love smoking

00:28:55.650 --> 00:28:57.318 align:center
more than being alive with me, that's why!

00:28:57.402 --> 00:28:59.904 align:center
I left because you were smothering me!

00:28:59.988 --> 00:29:02.490 align:center
What? I'm smothering you, really?

00:29:02.574 --> 00:29:04.659 align:center
I just needed to get some space.

00:29:04.743 --> 00:29:06.202 align:center
Okay!

00:29:06.286 --> 00:29:07.287 align:center
You needed space.

00:29:07.370 --> 00:29:09.747 align:center
Well, why didn't you tell me before
then, amore mio?

00:29:09.831 --> 00:29:12.751 align:center
You know what? I-- I'm gonna give you
all the fucking space you want.

00:29:12.834 --> 00:29:15.420 align:center
I'm gonna even help you pack. How's that?

00:29:15.503 --> 00:29:18.423 align:center
Where do you wanna go? Tell me.
Where do you want to fucking go?

00:29:18.506 --> 00:29:20.175 align:center
-You wanna go to Brazil?
-Oh, my God!

00:29:20.258 --> 00:29:21.676 align:center
…be happy without me.

00:29:21.760 --> 00:29:24.262 align:center
You can go now.
I don't want to be married to a ghost.

00:29:24.345 --> 00:29:25.305 align:center
Oh, my God!

00:29:29.476 --> 00:29:31.853 align:center
Are you gonna take this?
Where do you want to go?

00:29:36.733 --> 00:29:38.026 align:center
You think I'm crazy?

00:29:39.194 --> 00:29:42.238 align:center
Now you don't love me anymore?
You used to love me.

00:29:43.198 --> 00:29:47.494 align:center
Tell me. Answer me. Actually, no.
Go! Go! You want to go? Go!

00:29:48.077 --> 00:29:50.997 align:center
You think we'll all still do
ultimate Frisbee tomorrow?

00:29:51.080 --> 00:29:53.458 align:center
I don't know. It's a real cliffhanger.
risbee tomorrow?

