WEBVTT 00:32.866 --> 00:34.451 -Hi. -Welcome, sir. 00:34.534 --> 00:36.619 -Here you go. -Let me get that for you. 00:36.703 --> 00:38.121 Thank you. 00:38.204 --> 00:40.206 Got it. That's all right. Thank you. 00:53.720 --> 00:54.929 -Hey! -Oh, shit. 00:55.013 --> 00:58.058 -Did we know Ginny was coming to this? -God, he's an idiot. 00:58.141 --> 00:59.517 Hello, there! 00:59.601 --> 01:00.727 -Hey! -Hi! 01:00.810 --> 01:02.145 Who's ready for cider? 01:03.480 --> 01:05.106 Ooh! 01:05.190 --> 01:07.692 They have a fall foliage scooter tour. 01:07.776 --> 01:09.819 -Uh, we'll see. -Yeah. 01:10.779 --> 01:12.072 You guys look great. 01:12.155 --> 01:14.866 Thank you for noticing. We're doing dry fall, so… 01:14.949 --> 01:16.618 So, no baths. 01:16.701 --> 01:19.496 I'm kidding, no booze. We're cooling it with the booze. 01:19.579 --> 01:22.457 Oh, that is so great. You know, I can kind of see it in your skin. 01:22.540 --> 01:23.708 -Really? Thank you. -Oh. Great. 01:24.709 --> 01:26.169 -Hey, he's back! -Hey! 01:26.252 --> 01:28.254 -Hello! -Hey! 01:28.338 --> 01:29.631 Hi, you guys. Thank you. 01:29.714 --> 01:30.882 Ooh! 01:31.382 --> 01:33.176 -We got a lot of shit in here. -Hi. 01:33.259 --> 01:35.887 -Hey. -Danny, you must be exhausted. 01:35.970 --> 01:38.181 I can't believe you came straight here. 01:38.264 --> 01:40.308 You know, anything for my godchild. 01:40.975 --> 01:42.060 I'm gonna check in. 01:42.143 --> 01:43.144 Okay, thank you. 01:43.228 --> 01:46.064 -Oh, wow. -Oh, this campus is so beautiful. 01:46.147 --> 01:48.525 I bet you have the best memories of going to school here. 01:48.608 --> 01:51.903 Oh, God. Mostly, I just remember eating so many black beans. 01:51.986 --> 01:53.696 Oh, listen, Ginny, in the late 1980s, 01:53.780 --> 01:56.157 it was believed that eating black beans and sweet potatoes… 01:56.241 --> 01:57.659 And listening to R.E.M. 01:57.742 --> 01:59.202 …would cure AIDS and end apartheid. 01:59.285 --> 02:01.079 -And to be honest… -Do not say it worked. 02:01.162 --> 02:02.413 -It is not your place. -Fine. 02:03.832 --> 02:07.669 Well, I love it here unabashedly. It's where I fell in love with my wife. 02:07.752 --> 02:10.213 It's where I found my passion for history. 02:10.296 --> 02:13.132 And I think this weekend is going to be magical. 02:13.216 --> 02:15.885 -Kate, that guy needs your credit card. -Okay. 02:18.179 --> 02:20.682 And you're all set, sir. Mrs. Pagano already checked in. 02:21.266 --> 02:22.559 Mrs. Pagano. 02:23.184 --> 02:24.477 -Oh, uh… -What? 02:24.561 --> 02:25.728 Anne stole Nick's room. 02:25.812 --> 02:28.314 It's totally fine. We can just take whatever room Anne was in. 02:28.398 --> 02:31.693 No, I specifically requested the Molly Pitcher Suite. 02:31.776 --> 02:33.736 It's the one room with a bathtub. 02:34.821 --> 02:35.905 So, we can shower. 02:37.156 --> 02:39.492 I wouldn't be surprised if she did this on purpose. 02:39.576 --> 02:43.162 She was so mean on our last Zoom mediation. 02:43.246 --> 02:46.541 I'm sure any room that we stay in together is a perfect room. 02:46.624 --> 02:48.585 -Right. -It was an honest mistake. 02:48.668 --> 02:50.420 Would you like me to take those for you? 02:50.503 --> 02:52.130 -Sure. -Thank you. 02:54.716 --> 02:56.092 It's gonna be great. 02:59.762 --> 03:01.347 -Oh, gosh. -Son of a bitch. 03:01.431 --> 03:02.473 -No. -What? 03:02.557 --> 03:04.017 No, it's totally fine. 03:04.100 --> 03:06.102 -Are you kidding me? -It's charming. Hey. 03:06.185 --> 03:07.812 -No, no, no. This is-- -Look at me. 03:07.896 --> 03:09.731 -It's got everything we need. -Oh… 03:09.814 --> 03:11.691 -Okay. -Oh. 03:11.774 --> 03:13.318 Hello! 03:13.401 --> 03:15.820 All right. Okay. 03:18.823 --> 03:22.577 What in colonial fetus hell? I'm triggered. 03:24.913 --> 03:26.039 Okay. 03:27.415 --> 03:30.501 -I'm sorry I slept in the car. -Oh, that's okay. That's okay. 03:31.044 --> 03:33.004 -Are you hungry, maybe? -No. 03:34.505 --> 03:35.882 You have to rest anyway. 03:35.965 --> 03:37.842 Oh, shit. 03:38.468 --> 03:39.385 Put this here. 03:40.011 --> 03:41.971 Yeah. Ah, that's better. 03:43.848 --> 03:44.891 Ooh, hey. 03:46.226 --> 03:48.227 -I smell like plane. -I don't care. 03:51.981 --> 03:52.857 I missed you. 03:54.943 --> 03:57.028 -Did you miss me? -Yeah, I missed you too. 03:57.111 --> 03:58.488 Ah… 04:08.206 --> 04:09.415 That was grim, right? 04:09.499 --> 04:12.251 I mean, let's please never have a mediation Zoom. 04:12.335 --> 04:13.753 Oh, I agree. 04:13.836 --> 04:15.672 I'll just sue the shit out of you in court. 04:17.799 --> 04:20.718 I really do feel energized being back here. 04:21.302 --> 04:23.596 It's kind of romantic, huh? 04:23.680 --> 04:25.556 Oh, yeah? What's making you hornier? 04:25.640 --> 04:28.059 The dusty needlepoints or John Jay's death certificate? 04:28.142 --> 04:29.102 Oh! 04:29.727 --> 04:31.396 That can't be real, can it? 04:32.647 --> 04:33.606 Oh, where are you going? 04:33.690 --> 04:35.566 I'm gonna go see Anne. She said come see her. 04:35.650 --> 04:37.235 Okay. Should I-- 04:38.152 --> 04:39.779 I'll just hang here. Sure. 04:51.040 --> 04:54.085 Oh, my God. Look at this guy! 04:54.168 --> 04:57.547 I thought he was holding a cat, but it's actually a neck beard. Look. 04:57.630 --> 05:00.633 Grindr? Oh, it's too early in the day for a small-town scroll. 05:00.717 --> 05:03.845 Grindr is how I learn the spirit of a new place, you know that. 05:03.928 --> 05:05.054 Let me play with it. 05:06.931 --> 05:09.058 Oh, gosh. Now, look at this guy. Look. 05:09.142 --> 05:11.602 It says, "Gen Z Twink." 05:11.686 --> 05:14.522 Look at his face. It's like Hillary Clinton. Come on. 05:14.605 --> 05:16.733 Look, all these guys lie about their ages, okay? 05:16.816 --> 05:19.986 You've got to set it to 26 to get a 40-year-old. 05:20.528 --> 05:22.363 -You know all the tricks, huh? -Yeah. 05:22.447 --> 05:23.531 Okay, let's see. 05:23.614 --> 05:24.449 Hmm. 05:24.532 --> 05:26.993 -Ah, work with what you got, king. -Delete. 05:27.076 --> 05:28.661 Next. 05:30.747 --> 05:31.998 Okay, I'm ready. 05:32.081 --> 05:33.249 -Come on. -For what? 05:33.332 --> 05:35.209 I'm sure you have a laundry list of things 05:35.293 --> 05:37.253 you need to talk to me about since I've been gone. 05:37.337 --> 05:40.840 Babe, I actually don't want to talk about anything serious this weekend. 05:40.923 --> 05:41.966 -Oh. -Okay? 05:42.050 --> 05:43.885 All I want is to have fun together. 05:43.968 --> 05:45.011 -How's that? -Really? 05:45.094 --> 05:46.512 -You like that? -Uh-huh. 05:47.013 --> 05:48.890 -Let's have fun. Beat it. -Okay. 05:48.973 --> 05:49.932 Amazing. 05:50.016 --> 05:51.559 Oh, my God. 05:51.642 --> 05:53.019 -He looks like… -Ooh. 05:53.102 --> 05:54.896 …Boscaiolo. How do you say in English? 05:54.979 --> 05:56.481 -Lumberjack. -Hmm. 05:56.564 --> 05:57.565 Hold on. 05:57.648 --> 05:59.359 -Lumberjack. Oh. -Shit. 06:00.485 --> 06:01.903 I'm so happy for the town. 06:01.986 --> 06:02.820 Yeah. 06:04.197 --> 06:07.075 Okay, let's go be uncles now. How's that? 06:07.158 --> 06:08.076 Mm. 06:15.249 --> 06:17.752 Hey, you're positive it's okay that I'm here, right? 06:17.835 --> 06:19.337 -Yeah. -Because I can just go back 06:19.420 --> 06:20.505 and you can do your thing. 06:20.588 --> 06:24.258 No, no. You were there when I asked Lila. She said it was fine. 06:24.342 --> 06:25.760 -Yeah… -Look, look. 06:25.843 --> 06:28.221 You're part of my life now. You should be here. 06:29.138 --> 06:30.014 Okay. 06:36.187 --> 06:37.355 -Bethie! -Hi! 06:37.438 --> 06:38.606 Oh! 06:39.857 --> 06:41.567 Dad, no crying. 06:41.651 --> 06:43.152 I would never. 06:43.236 --> 06:45.029 I don't even like you. 06:45.113 --> 06:47.031 Even more gorgeous than ever. Hi. 06:48.491 --> 06:50.284 -Missed you. -Missed you too. 06:50.368 --> 06:52.703 You look so pretty. I love this sweater. Is it new? 06:52.787 --> 06:54.664 -Thank you. It's my roommate's. -Cute! 06:54.747 --> 06:55.832 Have you seen Lila much? 06:55.915 --> 06:59.544 I think she's been busy with theater stuff. 06:59.627 --> 07:01.337 -I see them. And Lila. -Hey! 07:01.421 --> 07:02.713 Hey! 07:03.297 --> 07:04.882 Hi, love. 07:05.383 --> 07:06.217 Hi. 07:06.300 --> 07:07.677 I like your new piercing. 07:07.760 --> 07:09.887 It's not a piercing. It just squeezes there. 07:09.971 --> 07:11.931 Oh, well, it's great too. 07:12.014 --> 07:13.391 It's a great, great choice. 07:13.474 --> 07:14.308 Hmm. 07:14.392 --> 07:16.936 So, hey, how's the play going? 07:17.019 --> 07:18.813 -Ooh, we'll see. -Oh! 07:18.896 --> 07:21.023 Which do you like better, playwriting or acting? 07:21.107 --> 07:24.152 Acting's fun, but it's a surface pleasure. 07:24.235 --> 07:25.862 Like a clitoral orgasm. 07:26.362 --> 07:27.864 The writing is more G-spot. 07:27.947 --> 07:28.823 Hmm. 07:29.407 --> 07:30.283 Okay. 07:30.366 --> 07:32.076 -Mm… -Right. Hey… 07:32.160 --> 07:34.996 There's my baby! 07:35.788 --> 07:36.622 Mwah! 07:36.706 --> 07:37.707 Hi, Nick. 07:37.790 --> 07:38.791 Hey. 07:39.292 --> 07:40.126 Hi. 07:40.209 --> 07:41.502 Hi, Lila. 07:46.174 --> 07:48.551 Anne, have you, uh, met, uh, Ginny? 07:49.135 --> 07:50.011 Yes. 07:50.887 --> 07:52.054 -Hi. -Hi. 07:52.138 --> 07:53.472 -Hey. -It's nice to… 07:54.807 --> 07:55.683 Jesus. 07:58.811 --> 08:00.521 So, what's the plan, Stans? 08:01.397 --> 08:02.940 Claude, what are we doing? 08:03.024 --> 08:03.900 Me? 08:04.942 --> 08:06.068 I'll do whatever. 08:06.694 --> 08:07.570 I love fun. 08:08.779 --> 08:10.656 I'm gonna excuse myself. 08:10.740 --> 08:12.783 Um, I booked a massage. 08:12.867 --> 08:14.452 So we'll meet up after for tea? 08:14.535 --> 08:16.496 -Okay. -Yeah? Okay. Okay. 08:17.079 --> 08:18.706 I actually have to get going too. 08:18.789 --> 08:19.624 -What? -What? 08:19.707 --> 08:21.334 I know. I'm really sorry. 08:21.417 --> 08:24.545 I just have a group project due. I just have to hole up and work. 08:24.629 --> 08:26.839 Oh, yeah, great, because we came all the way up here 08:26.923 --> 08:28.424 for "hole up and work" weekend. 08:29.091 --> 08:32.261 If I don't make it tonight, I promise I'll see you tomorrow. 08:32.345 --> 08:34.639 Tomorrow's the big day anyway, right? Right? 08:34.722 --> 08:35.640 I love you guys. 08:35.723 --> 08:36.849 I love you too. 08:37.558 --> 08:38.392 Love you. 08:43.523 --> 08:44.899 Well, you still got me. 08:44.982 --> 08:49.070 Huh? Should we stroll Beacon Street holding hands like it's 1992? 08:49.153 --> 08:49.987 Sure. 08:51.989 --> 08:55.576 So, Bug, you said you needed me to take you shopping. 08:55.660 --> 08:57.411 -Yeah. -So, let's shop it up. 08:57.495 --> 08:58.871 -Shall we? -Okay. 09:01.624 --> 09:03.209 I forgot Ginny was coming. 09:03.960 --> 09:05.795 What do you mean you forgot? We talked about it. 09:05.878 --> 09:09.131 No, I know. I just… I didn't get her a ticket to the play. 09:09.215 --> 09:11.926 -She probably wouldn't like it anyway. -Well, of course she would. 09:12.677 --> 09:14.262 Could you get her a ticket? 09:15.263 --> 09:16.138 Sure. 09:25.439 --> 09:28.526 Oh, man, what happened to the Hot Spot? 09:28.609 --> 09:31.612 Oh, I'm gonna cry. The Hot Spot was legendary. 09:31.696 --> 09:32.572 Hot Spot? 09:32.655 --> 09:36.075 Yeah, they made those burgers with the egg on top. The fried eggs. 09:36.576 --> 09:40.204 Oh, why would they close the Hot Spot? You think it was a pandemic thing? 09:40.288 --> 09:42.331 I don't know. I have the same information you have. 09:42.415 --> 09:43.583 I live with you. 09:44.917 --> 09:45.793 Aw. 09:45.876 --> 09:48.254 I love the smell of old stuff. 09:49.171 --> 09:50.172 This is nice. 09:50.256 --> 09:51.465 -Ah. -Look at that. 09:52.049 --> 09:55.177 Well, I just need a small bookshelf. It doesn't need to be fancy. 09:56.178 --> 09:57.013 Okay. 09:57.513 --> 09:59.181 Oh, how about this one? 09:59.265 --> 10:00.141 Dad, ew. 10:00.224 --> 10:04.562 Ooh. Yeah, Nick, no. That's a little American Psycho. 10:05.605 --> 10:07.023 Uh… Oh, Lila. 10:07.607 --> 10:11.068 How about this? Is this a little more your aesthetic? 10:11.152 --> 10:12.445 Yeah, that's perfect. 10:12.528 --> 10:14.071 Great. Sold. 10:15.364 --> 10:16.198 Great. 10:16.282 --> 10:17.366 Need anything else? 10:18.326 --> 10:20.828 Are you good on stained kimonos? 10:20.911 --> 10:21.871 Oh, my God. 10:21.954 --> 10:23.080 No. 10:25.499 --> 10:28.085 Ooh, vinyl. 10:28.169 --> 10:29.545 Buy you a record. 10:29.629 --> 10:31.881 Danny and I want to go to the furniture store. 10:31.964 --> 10:33.174 I like records. 10:34.300 --> 10:35.217 Oh. 10:40.431 --> 10:41.265 Yeah. All right. 10:45.686 --> 10:47.021 Hey, how's your health? 10:48.981 --> 10:51.776 I'm great. Why? What's my husband been telling you? 10:51.859 --> 10:52.735 No, nothing. No. 10:52.818 --> 10:54.904 I just know that Claude usually babysits you, 10:54.987 --> 10:56.864 and you've been left to your own devices. 10:57.907 --> 10:59.825 My devices are running perfectly. 11:00.326 --> 11:01.160 Great. 11:03.954 --> 11:05.373 -Hey. -Hey. 11:05.456 --> 11:06.582 -Hey. -Hey, buddy. 11:07.249 --> 11:08.125 Check it out. 11:08.209 --> 11:10.711 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Look who's hitting it off. 11:11.587 --> 11:14.674 I don't think Lila's ever seen a rotary phone before. 11:15.341 --> 11:17.718 -I don't think either of them has. -Okay. 11:20.388 --> 11:21.764 This feels really good. 11:22.515 --> 11:24.100 This feels really, really good. 11:24.684 --> 11:26.185 Can I tell you something, as a friend? 11:26.268 --> 11:28.437 We don't want to hear how great it's going, okay? 11:28.521 --> 11:30.856 Stop being lit from within. It's gross. 11:30.940 --> 11:32.983 What can I say? I'm a lucky guy. 11:33.067 --> 11:35.069 -Yeah, stuff like that. Let's can it. -No. 11:35.152 --> 11:36.654 -Lucky. -Mm! 11:36.737 --> 11:38.447 Lucky, lucky, lucky. 11:39.448 --> 11:40.825 Hey. 11:41.409 --> 11:42.910 Oh, you fully broke that. 11:43.494 --> 11:44.578 I saw a wine bar. 11:44.662 --> 11:45.704 Yeah. 11:45.788 --> 11:47.998 Oh, old phones. 11:48.082 --> 11:48.999 Yeah. 11:50.126 --> 11:52.503 So, how's that, uh, Napoleon book coming? 11:53.045 --> 11:58.175 Uh, I'm at the part where he's leading an expedition to Egypt for trade reasons. 11:58.259 --> 12:00.386 Oh, man, you're still in the 18th century. 12:00.469 --> 12:02.888 Oh, so much good stuff to come. Yeah, I'm jealous. 12:02.972 --> 12:05.516 Yeah, very exciting. Mm, yeah. 12:06.434 --> 12:08.018 So how'd you like Austin? 12:08.102 --> 12:10.354 I didn't go. Not this time. 12:10.438 --> 12:11.272 What? 12:11.355 --> 12:12.773 Well, we were both so busy. 12:13.357 --> 12:16.652 Danny with his hotel projects. Me redoing the closets. 12:17.153 --> 12:20.781 Man, Kate and I haven't been apart for more than a long weekend 12:20.865 --> 12:22.908 in, like, I don't know, 20 years. 12:23.534 --> 12:24.577 Oh, wow. 12:29.415 --> 12:31.000 Can I be honest with you, Jack? 12:31.083 --> 12:31.917 Yeah. 12:32.585 --> 12:34.044 I'm hanging by a thread. 12:34.128 --> 12:35.379 Oh, no. 12:36.297 --> 12:37.173 What's up? 12:37.923 --> 12:40.134 I felt so lonely when Danny was gone. 12:42.178 --> 12:45.097 But I don't want to bring this energy into the weekend, you know? 12:45.181 --> 12:47.308 When you've been apart, you need to be perfect. 12:47.391 --> 12:50.019 To remind the other person why they fell in love with you. 12:50.102 --> 12:52.438 Okay, well, Claude, look, I respectfully disagree. 12:52.521 --> 12:57.276 I think that love means, you know, feeling safe enough to be your worst self. 12:57.359 --> 12:59.153 Oh, no, no. We are not that way. 12:59.236 --> 13:02.406 No, come on. You can't stay perfect, right? 13:02.490 --> 13:04.158 Uh, can you talk to Danny? 13:04.241 --> 13:06.327 No. You don't know my husband. 13:06.827 --> 13:08.829 He gets happy from the outside in. 13:08.913 --> 13:10.414 You know? Good food. 13:10.915 --> 13:12.750 Nice blowjob. A long nap. 13:13.417 --> 13:15.795 Everything is fixed. Everything's fixed. 13:16.420 --> 13:19.131 That… would work, yeah. 13:19.215 --> 13:20.716 -Mm-hmm. -That does sound nice. 13:20.800 --> 13:22.760 -I tell you. -Ooh, Violent Femmes. 13:22.843 --> 13:24.470 I've got to get this for Kate. 13:26.889 --> 13:28.265 -Hi. -Hello. 13:28.349 --> 13:29.225 All set? 13:29.809 --> 13:33.354 Was it nice living on your own in a little corporate apartment? 13:33.437 --> 13:38.150 I mean, it… I mean, yeah. It was phenomenal. 13:39.109 --> 13:41.237 God, I would love to go someplace alone 13:41.320 --> 13:44.073 and just quietly read my phone all the way to the end. 13:44.156 --> 13:45.533 I feel that. 13:46.033 --> 13:47.201 And then you come home 13:47.284 --> 13:49.745 and you've missed each other, and it's sexy again. 13:49.829 --> 13:50.663 Mm. 13:50.746 --> 13:52.623 -It sounds really nice. -Yeah. 13:57.419 --> 13:59.588 They weren't in the furniture store. 13:59.672 --> 14:03.342 What? They've got to be somewhere nearby. They wouldn't just ditch us. 14:03.425 --> 14:06.387 Well, you know how she likes to steal Danny away and hide. 14:07.263 --> 14:08.597 They are in love that way. 14:09.598 --> 14:11.308 -Yeah. -Maybe they're buying flowers. 14:11.392 --> 14:12.810 -Is it for me? -Yeah. 14:13.936 --> 14:17.940 You know, it's not that I have a problem with Jack, because he's the best. 14:18.023 --> 14:19.066 He's a literal doll. 14:19.149 --> 14:21.902 Yeah, I'm just saying, you know. I mean, you know what I'm saying. 14:21.986 --> 14:24.321 -Yeah. Marriage is work. -Exactly. 14:24.905 --> 14:27.199 Or don't do any work, like Nick. 14:27.283 --> 14:30.244 Just, uh, blow up your family and start over. 14:31.954 --> 14:33.414 He is happier than any of us. 14:33.497 --> 14:34.957 Speak for yourself. 14:35.040 --> 14:36.542 Claude and I are very happy. 14:36.625 --> 14:39.753 Yeah, because men always have a workaround, right? 14:39.837 --> 14:41.213 Nick breaks all the rules. 14:41.297 --> 14:43.882 You guys make your own rules and sleep with whoever you want. 14:43.966 --> 14:47.261 -You wanna sleep with whoever you want? -Puke. Disgusting. 14:47.344 --> 14:50.556 No, straight men our age do not maintain themselves like gay men our age. 14:50.639 --> 14:53.559 I'm not out here looking to see a new set of thickening toenails. 14:55.060 --> 14:57.021 No, that's why Jack is a prince, right? 14:57.104 --> 14:58.606 Because he is the only man… 14:59.940 --> 15:01.817 …who's not looking for a workaround. 15:02.401 --> 15:03.277 Hello, you two. 15:03.360 --> 15:04.403 Hey! 15:04.486 --> 15:05.446 Hi! 15:05.529 --> 15:07.698 -You ditched us? -No, I texted you. 15:07.781 --> 15:08.616 Yeah. 15:09.283 --> 15:11.452 Oh, it didn't go through. I'm sorry. 15:11.535 --> 15:14.538 Yeah, but are you drinking during dry fall? 15:14.622 --> 15:15.539 It's iced tea. 15:15.623 --> 15:17.082 Did you order me an iced tea? 15:17.666 --> 15:18.876 Why are you so grouchy? 15:18.959 --> 15:21.003 Well, because I got lemonades for everybody, 15:21.086 --> 15:23.422 but then a dog barked at me and I spilled them. 15:23.505 --> 15:25.841 Oh, sorry. Sorry, Claude. 15:25.925 --> 15:27.009 I'm not mad. 15:27.760 --> 15:29.428 I think this is wonderful. 15:29.511 --> 15:31.096 You guys need more time? I can go away. 15:31.180 --> 15:33.474 Sit, sit, sit. Come on. Come on, sit, sit. 15:33.557 --> 15:36.393 No, I-I have to go back to the room and change, so… 15:36.477 --> 15:38.354 Are you sure? Because we ordered flatbreads. 15:38.437 --> 15:42.399 Well, I have, uh, kind of a… a sour stomach. 15:45.444 --> 15:46.403 Okay. 15:47.112 --> 15:48.864 So, you want the key? 15:51.075 --> 15:51.950 Sure. 15:57.247 --> 15:58.415 See you in a bit. 16:01.293 --> 16:03.629 I don't care if he wants his golf clubs. 16:03.712 --> 16:05.964 We said the house and its contents. 16:06.048 --> 16:08.884 The house and its contents, Marlon! 16:08.968 --> 16:10.094 How was the massage? 16:10.177 --> 16:11.011 Amazing. 16:11.929 --> 16:14.682 Yeah, I agree. Someone has to be the adult here. 16:14.765 --> 16:16.350 Don't fuck me on this, Marlon! 16:16.433 --> 16:17.309 Hi. 16:21.146 --> 16:22.064 Hey. 16:22.648 --> 16:24.858 Sorry, we've got to hustle now to Lila's thing. 16:24.942 --> 16:25.776 I'm up. 16:26.819 --> 16:28.696 How were the flatbreads? 16:28.779 --> 16:30.906 They were fine. They were flat. 16:31.573 --> 16:35.077 Now I'm starving. Do I have time to get something before the play? 16:35.160 --> 16:36.996 Uh, not really. 16:38.622 --> 16:41.625 You're a grown-ass man. Manage your food intake. 16:42.710 --> 16:44.378 I think there's a dinner after. 16:45.421 --> 16:46.714 That's like four hours. 16:49.258 --> 16:50.134 Are you okay? 16:50.884 --> 16:52.720 I'm sorry my phone was being weird. 16:52.803 --> 16:56.348 It's okay. I just thought this was gonna be a fun, romantic weekend. 16:56.432 --> 16:58.684 You thought family weekend was gonna be sexy? 16:58.767 --> 17:01.645 You know, we're alone. We're in a hotel. 17:01.729 --> 17:05.190 I was trying to send signals earlier I wanted to come back and mess around. 17:05.274 --> 17:07.818 How was I supposed to know "I have a sour stomach" 17:07.901 --> 17:09.653 is code for "I want to make out"? 17:11.572 --> 17:14.742 I guess it'll just be a fun, romantic weekend for you and Danny. 17:14.825 --> 17:18.370 I haven't seen him in months. I see you every day. 17:20.622 --> 17:24.251 Do you? Do you really see me? Huh? 17:25.085 --> 17:26.044 What? 17:26.128 --> 17:27.004 Nothing. 17:27.921 --> 17:28.964 Nothing at all. 17:38.307 --> 17:39.224 Hi. 17:45.731 --> 17:48.734 Oh, shit. That won't… That's not gonna work. 17:48.817 --> 17:50.944 Oh, and my seat's up there? 17:52.488 --> 17:54.114 No, it's just one. That's fine. 17:54.198 --> 17:55.741 Hey, I'll sit there. 17:55.824 --> 17:57.076 -It's fine. -It's okay. 17:57.159 --> 17:59.161 Don't worry. No, Jack. Jack. Jack. 17:59.787 --> 18:01.622 This way. Okay. 18:01.705 --> 18:04.416 -Come on. Ow! My toe! -Is everybody good? 18:06.126 --> 18:07.002 It's okay. 18:07.669 --> 18:08.587 Oh! 18:09.129 --> 18:09.963 Back. 18:17.513 --> 18:19.014 We had a really nice day. 18:20.766 --> 18:21.600 Great. 18:29.108 --> 18:30.651 Once upon a time, 18:30.734 --> 18:34.404 my dad destroyed our family and started dating a stupid bitch. 18:42.162 --> 18:44.665 No, please, please, Father, don't leave us! 18:44.748 --> 18:46.542 The penis wants what it wants. 18:50.170 --> 18:51.588 What was once a home 18:51.672 --> 18:55.509 now felt like a pile of confetti and debris. 19:12.943 --> 19:15.320 The messy aftermath of your practical joke, 19:16.196 --> 19:19.992 your absence left me with only my tears as companions. 19:23.954 --> 19:26.456 I want you to meet someone very special to me. 19:27.040 --> 19:28.917 My personality is squats. 19:30.043 --> 19:31.837 We know you'll accept us. 19:31.920 --> 19:33.255 It just takes time. 19:33.338 --> 19:34.798 Is that enough time? 19:34.882 --> 19:36.133 You're not my mom! 19:37.551 --> 19:38.385 Hyah! 19:45.559 --> 19:46.727 Oh, Mother! 19:52.774 --> 19:55.861 What woman over 20 would choose kisses and courtship 19:55.944 --> 19:58.155 over independence and a quiet garden? 19:58.238 --> 20:03.243 Marriage is an outdated social construct that imprisons women. 20:03.327 --> 20:04.745 Yeah. 20:04.828 --> 20:08.457 I agree with you, George Eliot and Britney Spears. 20:08.540 --> 20:13.837 By the year 2075, marriage will be illegal and vibrators will be sold at McDonald's. 20:15.547 --> 20:19.593 We are born alone, we die alone. 20:19.676 --> 20:23.138 And in between, we lie to each other. 20:23.222 --> 20:25.557 Jesus Christ. 20:27.267 --> 20:28.477 Whoo! 20:44.868 --> 20:46.161 Oh, my God! 20:46.245 --> 20:47.788 -Hey. -Congratulations! 20:47.871 --> 20:49.248 Aw, thank you! 20:49.331 --> 20:51.083 I cried so much. 20:51.166 --> 20:52.876 Oh, wow! Thank you! 20:52.960 --> 20:54.920 Yeah, a lot of powerful ideas in there. 20:55.003 --> 20:56.588 -A lot. -Thank you. 20:58.048 --> 20:59.299 Have you lost your mind? 20:59.383 --> 21:00.467 Did you like it? 21:00.550 --> 21:02.719 -Yes, of course. -Thank you. 21:02.803 --> 21:04.888 -I'm so proud. -Thank you, thank you. 21:07.057 --> 21:09.351 You know, I think because we had such a late lunch… 21:09.434 --> 21:11.520 Danny also flew in so early this morning. 21:11.603 --> 21:14.356 I think we'll go and we'll… we'll catch up. Okay? 21:14.439 --> 21:16.984 Thank you for being here. I love you guys. 21:17.067 --> 21:17.901 Bye. 21:23.657 --> 21:26.326 I'm trying real hard not to take the bait here, Lila. 21:29.037 --> 21:29.997 What bait? 21:30.080 --> 21:31.623 Okay, sure. 21:32.749 --> 21:35.377 But I will say that I think you owe Ginny an apology. 21:35.961 --> 21:38.130 Oh, my God, that's your takeaway? 21:38.714 --> 21:39.965 How could you write this? 21:40.048 --> 21:43.135 How could you invite your girlfriend to Parents' Weekend? 21:43.218 --> 21:44.594 I asked your permission. 21:44.678 --> 21:46.304 No, you asked me in front of her. 21:46.388 --> 21:48.390 I knew it. I knew you didn't really forget. 21:48.473 --> 21:49.433 Oh, my God. 21:49.516 --> 21:51.476 We are not done talking about this. 21:54.146 --> 21:55.564 You really fucked that up. 21:55.647 --> 21:57.316 Anne, not now. 21:57.399 --> 22:00.527 If we were together, I would sugarcoat it, but you did that wrong. 22:00.610 --> 22:02.029 -It was stupid. -Okay. 22:02.112 --> 22:04.656 Oh, these are phrases I wish I'd used more when we were together. 22:04.740 --> 22:07.826 Come on, even you know that that play was completely out of bounds. 22:07.909 --> 22:10.996 This was Lila's night. She is expressing her pain. 22:13.373 --> 22:15.375 Stop thinking about yourself for once. 22:15.459 --> 22:18.420 Stop correcting how she said it and try to hear what she's saying. 22:24.801 --> 22:26.636 Can we just celebrate for the one millionth time 22:26.720 --> 22:28.013 that we do not have children? 22:28.096 --> 22:29.222 Yes. 22:29.306 --> 22:30.557 Salute. To freedom. 22:30.640 --> 22:31.808 Mm. 22:31.892 --> 22:34.144 Actually, it was an interesting play, though, right? 22:34.227 --> 22:35.604 Should we see more plays? 22:35.687 --> 22:36.688 I don't think so. 22:40.942 --> 22:42.235 Oh, my God, look. 22:42.319 --> 22:43.612 -What? -There. 22:43.695 --> 22:44.821 It's the lumberjack. 22:47.866 --> 22:48.700 Uh-huh. 22:48.784 --> 22:50.577 Oh. Hey. 22:51.995 --> 22:52.954 Mm! 22:53.747 --> 22:54.664 Okay. 22:56.416 --> 22:58.418 Okay. He's coming over here, I think. 23:03.090 --> 23:04.549 Hey, I'm still kinda hungry. 23:04.633 --> 23:06.718 Would you want to walk down Beacon and see what's open? 23:06.802 --> 23:08.387 No. I'm tired. 23:09.179 --> 23:10.055 All right. 23:40.043 --> 23:40.919 Hey! 23:42.504 --> 23:44.256 Actually, I'm hungry too. 23:44.339 --> 23:46.216 Oh. All right. 23:46.299 --> 23:47.300 Hmm. 23:54.808 --> 23:55.892 Hey. 23:55.976 --> 23:56.893 Hi. 23:58.645 --> 24:01.898 Oh, God. Ginny, I am so sorry. 24:01.982 --> 24:05.694 No, it's fine. She's a kid. She's going through stuff. 24:05.777 --> 24:08.697 But I told you this, Nick. This is why I should not have come. 24:08.780 --> 24:11.366 No, you were right. You were right. I didn't listen. 24:12.659 --> 24:16.246 Oh, I just wanted to skip through all the hard stuff 24:16.329 --> 24:20.333 and get to the stuff where everyone is normal with each other. 24:20.417 --> 24:21.293 Yeah. 24:21.376 --> 24:23.503 It's kinda like how you rush through Warrior 2 24:23.587 --> 24:25.505 because Reverse Warrior is easier for you. 24:27.424 --> 24:30.468 Oh, my God. Is my personality squats? 24:30.552 --> 24:32.888 -That's-- -No, no. No. 24:33.889 --> 24:37.434 No. Your personality… is sunlight. 24:37.517 --> 24:39.561 -Oh. -And buttered toast. 24:40.854 --> 24:41.980 And flute music. 24:42.564 --> 24:43.815 Okay. 24:43.899 --> 24:46.026 That's… That is a lot of pressure. 24:47.152 --> 24:48.278 I'm gonna fix this. 24:48.361 --> 24:49.988 I'm gonna talk to Lila tomorrow. 24:50.947 --> 24:51.823 Good. 24:53.074 --> 24:56.495 Maybe just listen more than talk, yeah? 24:57.621 --> 24:58.914 Listen more than talk. 24:58.997 --> 25:00.123 Hmm. 25:00.916 --> 25:03.668 Do you think Beth is really studying, or does she just hate us? 25:03.752 --> 25:06.421 Maybe she knew that play was gonna be a shitshow. 25:06.504 --> 25:08.757 I was so disturbed by that play. 25:08.840 --> 25:12.511 I was clenching my entire body the whole time. I'm so sore. 25:13.512 --> 25:16.765 I mean, is Beth's whole generation just gonna give up on marriage? 25:17.265 --> 25:20.852 Is it because they witnessed their parents too much during the pandemic? 25:20.936 --> 25:23.063 I think they'll find their way back to it. 25:23.146 --> 25:26.608 You know, people like to say they're… they're poly or not into labels, 25:26.691 --> 25:28.777 but, you know, like, even in a throuple, 25:28.860 --> 25:30.904 somebody's got to clean the air fryer. 25:30.987 --> 25:35.450 Exactly. Even in an ethical situationship, you can't miss a car payment. 25:35.533 --> 25:38.954 Yeah. It's like those guys who say, "Well, we're not gonna have a wedding." 25:39.037 --> 25:42.207 "We're just gonna get married and then have a party." 25:42.290 --> 25:45.418 -Yeah, dude. That's what a wedding is! -Yeah, it's literally a wedding, dude. 25:45.502 --> 25:46.503 Yeah. 25:49.297 --> 25:50.674 How's your açai bowl? 25:50.757 --> 25:52.259 I hate it. 25:52.342 --> 25:54.844 I hate it. It's stupid frozen night cereal. 25:54.928 --> 25:56.471 Why is everything different? 25:56.554 --> 25:58.807 I know, buddy. Everything was better before. 25:58.890 --> 25:59.766 Yeah. 26:01.226 --> 26:02.894 Oh, you know what's right down here? 26:03.937 --> 26:04.938 590 Pomeroy. 26:05.730 --> 26:09.234 Oh, the first time we hooked up was in the alley behind that building. 26:09.859 --> 26:11.861 Because your roommate was a listener. 26:15.073 --> 26:17.450 Let's go see if it's still a good building to lean on. 26:30.964 --> 26:32.090 Oh, no. 26:32.173 --> 26:33.216 Is this it? 26:34.134 --> 26:34.968 Oh. 26:37.721 --> 26:39.598 Well, we tried. 26:41.224 --> 26:42.142 Wait. 26:42.225 --> 26:44.728 Wait, couldn't you blow me behind a different building? 26:44.811 --> 26:46.688 No, it wouldn't be the same. 26:46.771 --> 26:48.189 Oh, you. Ah! 26:49.983 --> 26:50.984 Whoa! 26:51.651 --> 26:53.737 Oh, my God! Oh, my God. 27:15.592 --> 27:16.760 Uh, do you mind if we use a-- 27:16.843 --> 27:18.136 Oh, of course. Of course. 27:18.219 --> 27:20.096 Hey, babe. My bag. 28:00.428 --> 28:01.304 Babe? 28:02.263 --> 28:03.348 Are you okay? 28:03.973 --> 28:05.517 You're smoking cigarettes? 28:07.185 --> 28:08.728 Why do you want to die? 28:08.812 --> 28:09.896 Oh, keep your voice down. 28:09.979 --> 28:11.064 I'm Italian! 28:12.774 --> 28:14.901 Is this why you wanted to be far away from me 28:14.984 --> 28:17.028 and do stupid things and kill yourself? 28:17.112 --> 28:19.364 Oh, I had that pack for three months. 28:19.447 --> 28:21.699 If you had a stent in your heart, would you smoke? 28:21.783 --> 28:26.538 Would you party every fucking weekend like you're 24 when you're actually 54? 28:26.621 --> 28:28.540 -Oh… -Your profile said 40. 28:28.623 --> 28:31.334 What kind of a husband does this? What kind of a husband? You tell me! 28:31.418 --> 28:34.212 Hey, man. I'm here for the open part, not the marriage part. 28:34.295 --> 28:37.257 Okay, whatever, dude. Okay, don't be corny. Come on. 28:37.340 --> 28:38.675 Oh, my God. 28:38.758 --> 28:40.677 I'm scared for you all the time. 28:41.386 --> 28:44.055 You don't take care enough of yourself. Do you know that? 28:44.139 --> 28:45.807 -The one time-- -Oh, one time? 28:45.890 --> 28:47.392 Yeah, that I said something about it, 28:47.475 --> 28:49.352 you know, you had to just leave for three months. 28:49.436 --> 28:50.645 It's constant. 28:50.728 --> 28:53.898 You watch over me like I'm on my deathbed! 28:53.982 --> 28:55.567 You know why? Because you fucking love smoking 28:55.650 --> 28:57.318 more than being alive with me, that's why! 28:57.402 --> 28:59.904 I left because you were smothering me! 28:59.988 --> 29:02.490 What? I'm smothering you, really? 29:02.574 --> 29:04.659 I just needed to get some space. 29:04.743 --> 29:06.202 Okay! 29:06.286 --> 29:07.287 You needed space. 29:07.370 --> 29:09.747 Well, why didn't you tell me before then, amore mio? 29:09.831 --> 29:12.751 You know what? I-- I'm gonna give you all the fucking space you want. 29:12.834 --> 29:15.420 I'm gonna even help you pack. How's that? 29:15.503 --> 29:18.423 Where do you wanna go? Tell me. Where do you want to fucking go? 29:18.506 --> 29:20.175 -You wanna go to Brazil? -Oh, my God! 29:20.258 --> 29:21.676 …be happy without me. 29:21.760 --> 29:24.262 You can go now. I don't want to be married to a ghost. 29:24.345 --> 29:25.305 Oh, my God! 29:29.476 --> 29:31.853 Are you gonna take this? Where do you want to go? 29:36.733 --> 29:38.026 You think I'm crazy? 29:39.194 --> 29:42.238 Now you don't love me anymore? You used to love me. 29:43.198 --> 29:47.494 Tell me. Answer me. Actually, no. Go! Go! You want to go? Go! 29:48.077 --> 29:50.997 You think we'll all still do ultimate Frisbee tomorrow? 29:51.080 --> 29:53.458 I don't know. It's a real cliffhanger. risbee tomorrow?