WEBVTT 00:00:18.309 --> 00:00:19.310 align:center Anne? 00:00:22.105 --> 00:00:23.064 align:center Anne? 00:00:26.401 --> 00:00:27.277 align:center Anne? 00:00:28.945 --> 00:00:30.196 align:center Oh my God, Danny! 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:31.990 align:center -What are you doing here? -Ah! 00:00:32.490 --> 00:00:34.743 align:center Just a little solo getaway. 00:00:34.826 --> 00:00:35.702 align:center Aw! 00:00:35.785 --> 00:00:37.787 align:center Oh! Look at your hair. It's so chic. 00:00:37.871 --> 00:00:39.664 align:center -Pfft! You look beautiful. -Oh! 00:00:39.748 --> 00:00:42.917 align:center Oh, I bought resort wear. I feel like Mrs. Roper. 00:00:43.001 --> 00:00:45.420 align:center -No. -With a drop of Episcopal priest. 00:00:46.463 --> 00:00:48.381 align:center So, are-- Are you-- Is everybody… 00:00:49.090 --> 00:00:51.384 align:center -Oh, Claude's at the pool. -Ah. 00:00:51.468 --> 00:00:52.719 align:center We actually snuck in. 00:00:53.219 --> 00:00:55.764 align:center This hotel is much nicer than the place we're staying at. 00:00:55.847 --> 00:00:56.931 align:center -Aw. -And… 00:00:57.682 --> 00:00:59.768 align:center we're also here with Kate and Jack and… 00:01:00.560 --> 00:01:01.436 align:center Nick. 00:01:01.519 --> 00:01:02.979 align:center -Who's not alone. -Yeah, no, I know. 00:01:03.062 --> 00:01:05.273 align:center I see all his pictures. We're still on the family iCloud. 00:01:05.356 --> 00:01:06.399 align:center Oh, fuck. 00:01:06.483 --> 00:01:08.735 align:center Yeah. At first, I thought he was just doing, like, 00:01:09.486 --> 00:01:11.696 align:center pervert screen grabs of an Instagram lady, 00:01:11.780 --> 00:01:14.908 align:center but then he started being in the photos with her, so… 00:01:14.991 --> 00:01:17.160 align:center -I'll ask him to take them down. -No, no. Pfft. 00:01:17.744 --> 00:01:19.662 align:center No, it's actually been funny. 00:01:20.288 --> 00:01:23.041 align:center Yeah, Lila and I have been texting about them. 00:01:23.124 --> 00:01:25.877 align:center Yeah, it turns out Lila is a funny texter. 00:01:25.960 --> 00:01:28.963 align:center Yeah. Did you know the word "fuckery"? 00:01:29.589 --> 00:01:32.050 align:center I didn't. I like it as a gerund. 00:01:37.430 --> 00:01:40.809 align:center Danny… I did know you guys were here. 00:01:41.434 --> 00:01:43.686 align:center And I think I thought I was coming to confront you all, 00:01:43.770 --> 00:01:46.606 align:center but then I got here, and I felt insane. 00:01:46.689 --> 00:01:50.777 align:center So… I'm just gonna hide in my room until my flight on Monday. 00:01:52.570 --> 00:01:56.533 align:center Please, come have a glass of wine with Claude and me by the pool. 00:01:56.616 --> 00:01:58.284 align:center -Come on! Just one glass. -Listen… 00:01:58.368 --> 00:01:59.619 align:center I don't want to intrude. 00:02:01.037 --> 00:02:01.871 align:center No, thank you. 00:02:03.122 --> 00:02:04.374 align:center You have every right to be here. 00:02:04.457 --> 00:02:08.086 align:center You are on a solo vacation, which is incredibly chic. 00:02:08.586 --> 00:02:10.880 align:center You don't need to hide. 00:02:10.964 --> 00:02:15.218 align:center You need to get yourself a massage, go shopping, have yourself an adventure, 00:02:15.301 --> 00:02:16.427 align:center spend all his money. 00:02:17.178 --> 00:02:18.847 align:center Okay, maybe. 00:02:20.557 --> 00:02:21.391 align:center Yeah. 00:02:27.355 --> 00:02:30.400 align:center Girl, what you got on under this caftan? 00:02:30.984 --> 00:02:32.443 align:center Pajamas and a sweatshirt. 00:02:44.289 --> 00:02:46.166 align:center Oh, hi. Are you feeling okay? 00:02:46.249 --> 00:02:47.333 align:center -Yeah. -I texted you. 00:02:47.417 --> 00:02:49.752 align:center I didn't have my phone with me. 00:02:49.836 --> 00:02:50.753 align:center Oh. 00:02:50.837 --> 00:02:52.547 align:center Oh, wow. You texted… 00:02:53.590 --> 00:02:54.632 align:center a few times. 00:02:56.384 --> 00:02:58.261 align:center No, I'm fine. Feeling fine. 00:03:06.352 --> 00:03:08.271 align:center I saw Anne up at the patio. 00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:10.273 align:center Our Anne? 00:03:10.356 --> 00:03:12.525 align:center She flew down here to confront us. 00:03:12.609 --> 00:03:15.361 align:center Nick is still on his family's iCloud. 00:03:15.445 --> 00:03:17.363 align:center So she saw all the photos? 00:03:17.447 --> 00:03:20.408 align:center Ginny in the bikini? Me when I sat on that really big chair? 00:03:20.491 --> 00:03:21.826 align:center -Yep. -Fuck. 00:03:23.494 --> 00:03:24.704 align:center Poor Anne. 00:03:25.747 --> 00:03:29.167 align:center -Are you gonna tell Kate? -No. She doesn't want anyone to know. 00:03:31.002 --> 00:03:33.004 align:center Well, I appreciate you telling me. 00:03:37.425 --> 00:03:38.551 align:center Is everything okay? 00:03:39.844 --> 00:03:42.555 align:center Yeah, I'm-- I'm just… feeling bad for Anne. 00:03:47.268 --> 00:03:49.520 align:center Babe, did my lobster roll not arrive? 00:03:49.604 --> 00:03:51.940 align:center It did, but it had too much butter in it. 00:03:52.023 --> 00:03:54.275 align:center I ordered you a portabello hot dog. 00:03:54.359 --> 00:03:57.028 align:center I just love you can make anything out of anything now. 00:03:58.029 --> 00:03:59.530 align:center Oh, my fucking God. 00:04:14.796 --> 00:04:17.632 align:center Hey, can you tell if my hair part got sunburned? 00:04:17.715 --> 00:04:19.133 align:center It's pretty crispy. 00:04:19.217 --> 00:04:22.720 align:center Am I crazy, or was Nick kind of, like, coming at our marriage? 00:04:22.804 --> 00:04:26.099 align:center Right? Was he trying to imply that we're unhappy? 00:04:26.182 --> 00:04:29.602 align:center Yeah, like, sorry, you've been dating Yoga Barbie for ten seconds, 00:04:29.686 --> 00:04:31.187 align:center now you're the king of relationships. 00:04:31.271 --> 00:04:32.230 align:center -Yeah. -Hey, guys. 00:04:32.313 --> 00:04:33.898 align:center -Hey. -Hey! 00:04:33.982 --> 00:04:35.525 align:center How you doing, Tiny Tim? 00:04:37.443 --> 00:04:39.070 align:center Um, about earlier. 00:04:39.153 --> 00:04:41.281 align:center I hope I didn't insult either of you guys. 00:04:41.364 --> 00:04:42.365 align:center What? 00:04:42.448 --> 00:04:44.784 align:center -No, we'd never think that. -Why are you so crazy? 00:04:44.867 --> 00:04:46.369 align:center Really? You sure? 00:04:46.452 --> 00:04:48.579 align:center -Pfft! -Nick. Loco. 00:04:48.663 --> 00:04:51.207 align:center Okay, good. Because you know I love you guys. 00:04:51.291 --> 00:04:52.792 align:center Yeah, we love you too. 00:04:52.875 --> 00:04:54.085 align:center I think it was just… 00:04:54.168 --> 00:04:58.589 align:center It was a combination of the Scotch and the extra strength Tylenol. 00:04:58.673 --> 00:05:00.800 align:center I was being protective of Ginny. 00:05:00.883 --> 00:05:02.969 align:center -Yeah. -I really like her. 00:05:04.262 --> 00:05:08.182 align:center And I want her to like my friends. And me. Mostly me. 00:05:08.266 --> 00:05:09.892 align:center Well, she obviously likes you. 00:05:09.976 --> 00:05:11.811 align:center Yeah, she thinks you're really cool. 00:05:11.894 --> 00:05:14.230 align:center She's bought you a cane from the pharmacy. 00:05:16.065 --> 00:05:19.485 align:center Just, uh, you know, be nice to her, okay? 00:05:19.569 --> 00:05:20.653 align:center Of course. 00:05:26.492 --> 00:05:29.662 align:center The fuck? I mean, we're… we're being nice to her, right? 00:05:29.746 --> 00:05:33.291 align:center No, I haven't. I mean, I haven't asked her one thing about herself. 00:05:33.374 --> 00:05:36.502 align:center Like, I haven't even made eye contact with her since the penis. 00:05:37.045 --> 00:05:38.171 align:center Okay. 00:05:38.254 --> 00:05:40.465 align:center I guess we can try to make more of an effort. 00:05:49.390 --> 00:05:53.478 align:center -Hey, cool if I set up here? -Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. 00:05:53.561 --> 00:05:56.564 align:center Just finishing up a light circuit. Bird dogs, mostly. 00:05:57.940 --> 00:06:01.444 align:center Um, I saw that the lodge has a board game closet. 00:06:01.527 --> 00:06:05.698 align:center Maybe after dinner we could get mojito drunk and play a little Monopoly. 00:06:05.782 --> 00:06:08.117 align:center -Bankrupt the shit out of Danny. -Oh, heck yes. 00:06:08.201 --> 00:06:09.952 align:center -Yeah, I love a game night. -Okay. 00:06:10.453 --> 00:06:11.329 align:center Hey, gals. 00:06:11.412 --> 00:06:13.122 align:center -Mm! -Oh. 00:06:13.206 --> 00:06:15.166 align:center I know. I just don't want to burn my head more. 00:06:15.249 --> 00:06:17.126 align:center No, hey. That's a cool hat. 00:06:17.710 --> 00:06:19.670 align:center -Really? -Yeah, yeah, seriously. 00:06:19.754 --> 00:06:21.214 align:center It's very on trend, bucket hats. 00:06:21.297 --> 00:06:23.966 align:center They're kind of Bushwick, Dimes Square chic. 00:06:24.550 --> 00:06:26.719 align:center You hear that? Very Times Square. 00:06:27.303 --> 00:06:29.639 align:center -Oh, I-I said Dimes Square. -Not what she said. 00:06:33.309 --> 00:06:35.395 align:center Now you're gonna lie on your stomach, okay? 00:06:35.478 --> 00:06:37.855 align:center With your hands by your shoulders, just like this. 00:06:37.939 --> 00:06:41.400 align:center And you're gonna pop up to your feet, 00:06:41.984 --> 00:06:43.444 align:center just like this, okay? 00:06:45.446 --> 00:06:47.448 align:center And… up. 00:06:49.325 --> 00:06:52.537 align:center Excellent. Great job, ladies. Now let's try again. 00:06:52.620 --> 00:06:56.249 align:center Let's see if we can do it without stepping on the ocean. 00:06:56.332 --> 00:06:59.335 align:center Oh, pfft, okay. Sorry, I'm not good at this. 00:06:59.877 --> 00:07:01.087 align:center Here, watch. Um… 00:07:03.089 --> 00:07:04.215 align:center May I? 00:07:04.298 --> 00:07:05.550 align:center Yes. Okay. 00:07:06.259 --> 00:07:07.426 align:center -Okay. So… -You may. 00:07:08.636 --> 00:07:10.138 align:center Now square your shoulders. 00:07:10.972 --> 00:07:14.600 align:center Okay, put your weight on your dominant leg, okay? 00:07:15.268 --> 00:07:18.396 align:center Just relax and have fun. 00:07:18.479 --> 00:07:19.605 align:center -Okay. -Okay? 00:07:19.689 --> 00:07:21.357 align:center -Yeah. -You got it. Come on. 00:07:21.441 --> 00:07:22.817 align:center Let's try it one more time. 00:07:22.900 --> 00:07:24.610 align:center -Okay. Go down? Yep. -Yep. 00:07:25.945 --> 00:07:28.156 align:center Okay, and… up. 00:07:30.158 --> 00:07:33.035 align:center -Pop! -There you go. See? 00:07:33.703 --> 00:07:36.372 align:center You're a natural, chica fresa. 00:07:36.455 --> 00:07:37.498 align:center Sorry, chica what? 00:07:38.082 --> 00:07:39.083 align:center Fresa. 00:07:39.167 --> 00:07:40.001 align:center Your shirt. 00:07:40.084 --> 00:07:42.753 align:center Oh, fresa means strawberries. Yeah. 00:07:42.837 --> 00:07:44.464 align:center -Yes. -I knew that. 00:07:44.547 --> 00:07:46.966 align:center They're, uh, kind of a little bit my thing. 00:07:47.049 --> 00:07:48.050 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:07:48.134 --> 00:07:51.721 align:center Back home I have strawberry pillows and strawberry earrings and it's… 00:07:52.346 --> 00:07:53.639 align:center it's… it's stupid. 00:07:53.723 --> 00:07:55.391 align:center No. Oh, no. It's-- 00:07:55.474 --> 00:07:56.809 align:center It's cute, like you. 00:07:57.560 --> 00:07:58.519 align:center Chica fresa. 00:08:00.521 --> 00:08:02.648 align:center Okay, ladies, uh, let's try one more time. 00:08:02.732 --> 00:08:06.944 align:center Remember, balance it out. Just stay low and have fun. Just relax. 00:08:07.028 --> 00:08:07.945 align:center Yeah. 00:08:11.532 --> 00:08:12.825 align:center Ooh, do they have Clue? 00:08:12.909 --> 00:08:15.036 align:center 'Cause your boy gots to be Colonel Mustard. 00:08:16.704 --> 00:08:18.956 align:center Uh, no, they don't have Clue. 00:08:19.498 --> 00:08:21.542 align:center The only game that's not water damaged 00:08:21.626 --> 00:08:24.921 align:center is Canada's top adult resource management game, 00:08:25.004 --> 00:08:26.005 align:center Number Color. 00:08:26.088 --> 00:08:27.048 align:center -Ooh. -Oh! 00:08:27.131 --> 00:08:28.716 align:center -Hey. -Hi, guys. 00:08:28.799 --> 00:08:30.384 align:center Hey! 00:08:30.468 --> 00:08:33.304 align:center How was your… wherever you went? 00:08:33.387 --> 00:08:34.222 align:center Stunning. 00:08:34.305 --> 00:08:36.849 align:center We may go back tomorrow. What happened to your foot? 00:08:36.933 --> 00:08:38.809 align:center Oh, it's nothing. 00:08:38.893 --> 00:08:41.771 align:center It's just-- I was, like, free soloing this rock face 00:08:41.854 --> 00:08:43.564 align:center and things got a little gnarly. 00:08:43.648 --> 00:08:47.735 align:center -He stepped on a seashell and cried. -It was a sea urchin. 00:08:47.818 --> 00:08:49.612 align:center All right, sit down. We're learning a new game. 00:08:49.695 --> 00:08:51.989 align:center -Oh! What? -Okay, what is it? 00:08:52.073 --> 00:08:55.743 align:center Okay. "Object: to collect the most color cards 00:08:55.826 --> 00:08:57.578 align:center before your opponent can guess 00:08:57.662 --> 00:09:01.082 align:center what number cards are in your secret color bank." 00:09:01.165 --> 00:09:02.250 align:center What? 00:09:02.333 --> 00:09:04.210 align:center One, two, three, four, five, six, seven… 00:09:04.293 --> 00:09:08.047 align:center -Why are you going eight? -Because the card says move eight. 00:09:08.130 --> 00:09:11.008 align:center Yes, but the card is yellow, so per the rules, Nick, 00:09:11.092 --> 00:09:12.093 align:center that means go five. 00:09:12.176 --> 00:09:13.511 align:center -No, it can't be that. -Yeah. 00:09:13.594 --> 00:09:17.139 align:center It doesn't matter. Danny, is it your turn, or are you still stuck in negative purple? 00:09:17.223 --> 00:09:19.100 align:center I have a question. I hate this. 00:09:19.183 --> 00:09:23.104 align:center No, you guys, it took so long to deal everybody's cards. 00:09:23.187 --> 00:09:25.231 align:center I really think it's about to turn fun. 00:09:25.314 --> 00:09:27.984 align:center Kate, you know I love to have fun, but this ain't the road to it. 00:09:28.067 --> 00:09:31.654 align:center Okay, Ginny, you're young and cool. Like, what can we do? Where can we go? 00:09:31.737 --> 00:09:33.531 align:center Oh, no-- I like the game. 00:09:33.614 --> 00:09:35.157 align:center No, no, you don't. 00:09:35.241 --> 00:09:36.826 align:center Okay! Okay. I… 00:09:36.909 --> 00:09:39.412 align:center …heard the paddle guy at the rental place 00:09:39.495 --> 00:09:41.747 align:center say there's gonna be a DJ at the beach bar tonight. 00:09:41.831 --> 00:09:43.374 align:center Ooh! We're going out! 00:09:43.457 --> 00:09:45.584 align:center -Yeah? -No, I already brushed my teeth. 00:09:45.668 --> 00:09:46.627 align:center What? 00:09:46.711 --> 00:09:49.213 align:center No, but I'm wearing my sad girl cult leader pants. 00:09:49.297 --> 00:09:50.214 align:center We're going out. 00:09:50.715 --> 00:09:52.842 align:center Old motherfuckers, we're going out! 00:09:54.051 --> 00:09:54.927 align:center We're going out! 00:10:17.199 --> 00:10:18.034 align:center Thank you. 00:10:31.547 --> 00:10:34.133 align:center I have gum, cash, ID. 00:10:34.216 --> 00:10:35.509 align:center Oh, don't forget to-- 00:10:36.969 --> 00:10:39.930 align:center Pills. I remembered all on my own. 00:10:40.723 --> 00:10:42.224 align:center Oh. 00:10:43.684 --> 00:10:45.811 align:center -Hello? -Is this a bad time? Are you alone? 00:10:45.895 --> 00:10:49.315 align:center Oh, it's never a bad time for you. How's the solo vacation coming? 00:10:49.398 --> 00:10:52.360 align:center Actually, things are looking up. That's kind of why I'm calling. 00:10:53.444 --> 00:10:56.447 align:center Would it be ethical to sleep with my surf instructor? 00:10:57.573 --> 00:10:58.991 align:center Okay, Mrs. Roper after dark. 00:10:59.075 --> 00:11:01.035 align:center I know. I already had a cocktail in my room. 00:11:01.994 --> 00:11:05.748 align:center But really, would it seem like fun and carefree 00:11:05.831 --> 00:11:07.750 align:center or just like trashy and desperate? 00:11:07.833 --> 00:11:09.669 align:center Uh, it would seem like you're fucking. 00:11:10.378 --> 00:11:11.212 align:center Huh. 00:11:11.712 --> 00:11:13.089 align:center That does sound good. 00:11:13.172 --> 00:11:16.509 align:center Okay, look, I'm hanging up now, all right? I'm glad you got out of your room. 00:11:16.592 --> 00:11:18.177 align:center -Thanks, Danny. -Bye, baby. 00:11:29.105 --> 00:11:31.315 align:center Carlos. Hi. Anne. 00:11:31.982 --> 00:11:33.984 align:center -Anne! -Chica fresa. 00:11:37.154 --> 00:11:38.531 align:center So, how's your night going? 00:11:38.614 --> 00:11:40.408 align:center Good, just-- Just having a drink. 00:11:40.991 --> 00:11:41.826 align:center Oh. 00:11:45.454 --> 00:11:48.791 align:center Actually, I just got something at the gift shop 00:11:48.874 --> 00:11:51.293 align:center that I think you're gonna get a real kick out of. 00:11:51.377 --> 00:11:52.920 align:center Oh, okay. 00:12:01.429 --> 00:12:02.888 align:center They wrap it for the airport. 00:12:02.972 --> 00:12:04.223 align:center Yeah. 00:12:04.306 --> 00:12:07.059 align:center Yeah, I-I can see. I guess, uh… 00:12:07.143 --> 00:12:08.227 align:center You… 00:12:10.563 --> 00:12:11.856 align:center are gonna love it. 00:12:12.940 --> 00:12:14.692 align:center Promise. Worth the wait. 00:12:14.775 --> 00:12:16.318 align:center -It's okay. -Yeah. 00:12:18.028 --> 00:12:19.113 align:center Hold that thought. 00:12:36.797 --> 00:12:38.966 align:center It's a fun little strawberry guy. 00:12:39.049 --> 00:12:40.426 align:center Oh! 00:12:41.510 --> 00:12:42.720 align:center Wow. 00:12:42.803 --> 00:12:44.138 align:center I know! 00:12:44.221 --> 00:12:45.139 align:center Great! 00:12:47.141 --> 00:12:47.975 align:center I, uh… 00:12:50.102 --> 00:12:51.604 align:center Have a good night, Anna. 00:12:52.188 --> 00:12:53.063 align:center Oh. 00:12:56.692 --> 00:12:57.651 align:center Hi. 00:12:57.735 --> 00:13:01.489 align:center Hi, um, what reds do you room service? 00:13:05.367 --> 00:13:07.703 align:center Do you think I need to bring my glasses or… 00:13:08.370 --> 00:13:10.873 align:center Oh, you changed? Ginny said we didn't have to. 00:13:10.956 --> 00:13:15.044 align:center My shirt smelled kind of sunscreeny. But you definitely don't need to. 00:13:15.544 --> 00:13:16.879 align:center What does that mean? 00:13:16.962 --> 00:13:20.424 align:center Oh, nothing, just, uh, you don't have to if you don't want to. 00:13:21.258 --> 00:13:22.134 align:center Nobody cares. 00:13:31.060 --> 00:13:32.978 align:center -Come on, Gramps! -This place is wild! 00:13:33.062 --> 00:13:34.063 align:center Oh, my God. 00:13:35.356 --> 00:13:36.774 align:center Okay! Well… 00:13:37.900 --> 00:13:41.529 align:center Danny and I did a joint bachelor party, but it was nothing like that. 00:13:41.612 --> 00:13:44.865 align:center Yeah, it was kind of just a lunch with me and Nick at Chili's. 00:13:44.949 --> 00:13:47.284 align:center No, that was the bachelor party for our straight friends. 00:13:47.368 --> 00:13:50.454 align:center Our real bachelor party happened in Mykonos with 12 beautiful men. 00:13:51.121 --> 00:13:53.582 align:center -What? I'm offended. -Yeah. 00:13:53.666 --> 00:13:56.919 align:center Oh, that's romantic. Her sash says "one dick forever." 00:13:57.002 --> 00:13:59.672 align:center -Ha-ha! -That could never be our sash. 00:13:59.755 --> 00:14:03.050 align:center Oh, are you guys open? Oh, my last relationship was open. 00:14:03.133 --> 00:14:05.886 align:center I don't know if that affects what sash I would get, but… 00:14:06.887 --> 00:14:09.431 align:center Was that with… Uh, that was Hondo? 00:14:09.515 --> 00:14:10.766 align:center Hondo, yeah. 00:14:10.849 --> 00:14:13.269 align:center You know, I told you, I mean, we-- We were fluid. 00:14:13.352 --> 00:14:15.229 align:center -We didn't label it. -Oh, yeah, right. 00:14:15.312 --> 00:14:17.439 align:center -Yeah. -Right, right, right, right. Right. 00:14:17.523 --> 00:14:18.732 align:center Right, right, right. 00:14:18.816 --> 00:14:21.485 align:center Hey, Nick, why don't we go get drinks for everybody? 00:14:21.569 --> 00:14:22.444 align:center Yay! 00:14:23.070 --> 00:14:24.238 align:center I'm gonna-- Yeah. 00:14:29.034 --> 00:14:31.620 align:center Uh, I think Ginny likes PBR. 00:14:31.704 --> 00:14:32.538 align:center What? 00:14:32.621 --> 00:14:35.291 align:center Could I have a bottle of your second-most expensive tequila? 00:14:35.374 --> 00:14:39.003 align:center On my friend. "Likes PBR." You make me sick. 00:14:39.086 --> 00:14:43.549 align:center I gotta tell you, I did not know that about her last relationship. 00:14:44.174 --> 00:14:46.594 align:center Well, no durr, bro. 00:14:46.677 --> 00:14:48.345 align:center I guess she told me, but I… 00:14:51.724 --> 00:14:56.103 align:center Would you please just explain to me without laughter or judgment? 00:14:56.687 --> 00:14:58.063 align:center Listen, you can ask me anything. 00:14:58.856 --> 00:15:00.065 align:center What is fluidity? 00:15:01.650 --> 00:15:05.154 align:center Fluidity… is going to third base in the dunk tank. 00:15:05.821 --> 00:15:07.239 align:center I knew you'd be mean. 00:15:07.323 --> 00:15:11.911 align:center Why doesn't anybody like labels anymore? I like labels. I love them. 00:15:12.453 --> 00:15:16.582 align:center I miss the '90s, when it was just girlfriend or friend zone. 00:15:16.665 --> 00:15:18.334 align:center God, you're bumming me out. 00:15:19.501 --> 00:15:21.629 align:center All you have to do is be cool. 00:15:23.672 --> 00:15:25.174 align:center -Cool. -Okay. 00:15:27.468 --> 00:15:29.011 align:center So I shouldn't, like, 00:15:29.094 --> 00:15:31.263 align:center ask her if she currently thinks of me as her boyfriend? 00:15:31.347 --> 00:15:32.181 align:center I said cool. 00:15:32.264 --> 00:15:33.974 align:center -I know! -That's not cool! 00:15:39.396 --> 00:15:41.023 align:center -Whoo! -Yeah! 00:15:41.106 --> 00:15:43.108 align:center All right, here we go. 00:15:43.192 --> 00:15:45.694 align:center Are we seriously gonna pretend to be people who still do shots? 00:15:45.778 --> 00:15:47.738 align:center Yes, Catherine, we're gonna clink. 00:15:51.325 --> 00:15:52.660 align:center Lick! 00:15:52.743 --> 00:15:54.578 align:center Let's go dance, come on! 00:15:54.662 --> 00:15:55.496 align:center Yeah! 00:16:00.250 --> 00:16:01.210 align:center Ah! 00:16:03.837 --> 00:16:04.964 align:center Yeah! 00:16:06.173 --> 00:16:08.133 align:center -Okay. Thank you. -Oh! 00:16:08.634 --> 00:16:09.551 align:center See you! 00:16:27.486 --> 00:16:29.363 align:center All right, hey, hey, hey, group pic. 00:16:30.739 --> 00:16:31.991 align:center Look bored for Anne. 00:16:32.658 --> 00:16:34.243 align:center Smile, motherfuckers! 00:16:42.292 --> 00:16:45.087 align:center -Welp. -Oh, boo! 00:16:45.170 --> 00:16:47.006 align:center No, no, no, no. 00:16:47.089 --> 00:16:47.923 align:center What? 00:16:48.007 --> 00:16:52.011 align:center You're trying to go home. We all know what "welp" means. Boo! 00:16:53.095 --> 00:16:56.265 align:center -Did you just throw a cup at me? -No, no, no. It was a tiny empty. 00:16:57.474 --> 00:16:58.392 align:center Oh. 00:16:58.475 --> 00:17:01.520 align:center Oh, tonight was so fun. What happened to us? 00:17:01.603 --> 00:17:03.814 align:center We used to do fun stuff like this all the time. 00:17:03.897 --> 00:17:08.610 align:center Oh, Jack used to really get after it. He was a great dancer. 00:17:08.694 --> 00:17:09.987 align:center Hey, he still is. 00:17:10.070 --> 00:17:12.322 align:center Thank you, Ginny. Yeah. 00:17:12.406 --> 00:17:14.283 align:center And not to brag, but where I grew up, 00:17:14.366 --> 00:17:16.285 align:center the roller rink had a little dance club in it. 00:17:16.368 --> 00:17:17.828 align:center It was called Secrets. 00:17:17.911 --> 00:17:22.082 align:center And I won a prize because I could do a B-boy shoulder freeze. 00:17:22.166 --> 00:17:23.292 align:center Yep-yep! 00:17:23.375 --> 00:17:26.211 align:center -I don't know what any of that means. -Well, allow me to show you. 00:17:26.295 --> 00:17:28.505 align:center -Jack! No! -Oh my God, no! He's doing it. 00:17:28.589 --> 00:17:30.340 align:center No, I want to see this! 00:17:30.424 --> 00:17:31.925 align:center Oh, yeah. Yep! 00:17:32.009 --> 00:17:33.135 align:center Yeah, Jack! 00:17:41.894 --> 00:17:42.728 align:center Yes! 00:17:42.811 --> 00:17:43.771 align:center Whoo! 00:17:45.063 --> 00:17:47.107 align:center I didn't even split my pants. 00:17:47.191 --> 00:17:49.777 align:center Wait, tell them where you got those pants. 00:17:51.320 --> 00:17:52.696 align:center I got them at Kohl's. 00:17:52.780 --> 00:17:54.114 align:center -Oh, wow. -What? 00:17:54.198 --> 00:17:56.408 align:center We were touring colleges in Nashville, 00:17:56.492 --> 00:18:00.204 align:center and Jack wanted to stop at an authentic Country Buffet. 00:18:00.871 --> 00:18:02.247 align:center But it was 4:30, 00:18:02.331 --> 00:18:07.002 align:center so all the food had been sitting out in chafing dishes for hours, 00:18:07.086 --> 00:18:11.340 align:center including the pork-soaked greens that he had two servings of. 00:18:11.423 --> 00:18:12.925 align:center -No. -Yes! 00:18:13.008 --> 00:18:15.844 align:center Sure enough, 45 minutes later, this guy… 00:18:16.804 --> 00:18:17.888 align:center dookied his pants… 00:18:17.971 --> 00:18:19.223 align:center No! 00:18:19.306 --> 00:18:21.642 align:center …right in the middle of our tour at Vanderbilt. 00:18:21.725 --> 00:18:24.645 align:center And then we went to Kohl's, and they were 50% off, 00:18:24.728 --> 00:18:25.854 align:center so that's good, right? 00:18:25.938 --> 00:18:27.815 align:center -No! -So cute. 00:18:27.898 --> 00:18:30.734 align:center Jack, and you're still wearing the same pants. 00:18:30.818 --> 00:18:32.611 align:center No, these are the new ones. 00:18:32.694 --> 00:18:34.446 align:center I understand that. 00:18:35.030 --> 00:18:36.573 align:center See? People love that story. 00:18:36.657 --> 00:18:39.284 align:center I love it. I do. I love that story. 00:18:40.911 --> 00:18:42.162 align:center I'm gonna get some water. 00:18:48.752 --> 00:18:49.586 align:center Oh. 00:18:51.672 --> 00:18:54.007 align:center Do you think they know he's not a stripper? 00:18:54.091 --> 00:18:56.218 align:center Do you think he knows he's not a stripper? 00:18:56.718 --> 00:18:59.138 align:center I'm just glad he's having fun. You know? 00:18:59.221 --> 00:19:02.641 align:center He's been cooped up at home. He couldn't even take the job in Austin. 00:19:04.643 --> 00:19:06.854 align:center Let him woo-hoo tonight. Woo-hoo! 00:19:11.233 --> 00:19:12.901 align:center Wait, what the fuck was that? 00:19:16.697 --> 00:19:17.698 align:center Oh! 00:19:17.781 --> 00:19:20.200 align:center Did you just do cocaine? Are you out of your fucking mind? 00:19:20.284 --> 00:19:22.077 align:center You just had heart surgery. 00:19:22.161 --> 00:19:24.955 align:center It was just a tiny bump. I'm on vacation. 00:19:25.038 --> 00:19:26.748 align:center Tara says she fentanyl-tested it. 00:19:26.832 --> 00:19:29.626 align:center -Tara? Dr. Tara now? Thank you very much! -Oh, well, if Tara said so-- 00:19:29.710 --> 00:19:31.295 align:center You're 54, for God's sake! 00:19:31.378 --> 00:19:33.463 align:center You had a heart stent put in three months ago. 00:19:33.547 --> 00:19:36.717 align:center You're gonna choose now to try cocaine for the first time? 00:19:38.886 --> 00:19:40.429 align:center Amore, you're supposed to be-- 00:19:40.512 --> 00:19:43.390 align:center Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what I'm supposed to be doing. 00:19:43.473 --> 00:19:46.185 align:center What I'm not doing right now is this. 00:20:05.370 --> 00:20:08.373 align:center Do you think they'll want to play more Number Color when we get back? 00:21:12.104 --> 00:21:14.564 align:center You really love strawberries, huh? 00:21:14.648 --> 00:21:17.859 align:center You know, my cousin got me strawberry pajamas once for Christmas, 00:21:17.943 --> 00:21:20.028 align:center which I wore a ton when I was postpartum. 00:21:20.112 --> 00:21:22.572 align:center And then people just kept buying me strawberry things. 00:21:22.656 --> 00:21:25.075 align:center And then I started buying myself strawberry things. 00:21:25.158 --> 00:21:26.910 align:center And then one day I woke up 00:21:26.994 --> 00:21:29.496 align:center and this bright red son of a bitch was laughing at me. 00:21:29.579 --> 00:21:32.040 align:center Well, my mom's thing is pigs, so… 00:21:32.124 --> 00:21:33.625 align:center She probably hates them. 00:21:35.252 --> 00:21:37.129 align:center Could you throw in one of those oars? 00:21:37.796 --> 00:21:38.797 align:center Sure. 00:22:02.654 --> 00:22:03.864 align:center -Thanks. -Yep. 00:22:05.449 --> 00:22:06.783 align:center -Hey! Morning! -Hey. 00:22:06.867 --> 00:22:08.869 align:center I was about to head on a run. Do you want to join me? 00:22:08.952 --> 00:22:11.330 align:center Oh, no. I slept, like, uh, five hours. 00:22:11.413 --> 00:22:14.708 align:center Oh, I know. I only got four. Well, I'll see you. 00:22:19.671 --> 00:22:21.173 align:center -Hey. -Hey. 00:22:21.757 --> 00:22:24.009 align:center Hangover? Or a Viagra headache? 00:22:24.092 --> 00:22:24.968 align:center Both. 00:22:32.809 --> 00:22:33.769 align:center Hey. 00:22:37.064 --> 00:22:39.691 align:center I'm sorry for coming at you so hard last night. 00:22:40.859 --> 00:22:42.944 align:center You do get why I was upset, though? 00:22:43.904 --> 00:22:45.280 align:center You made it pretty clear. 00:22:45.364 --> 00:22:47.574 align:center Okay, good. Because… 00:22:48.617 --> 00:22:50.744 align:center it's not your favorite subject all the time, 00:22:50.827 --> 00:22:52.621 align:center so I thought maybe we could just-- 00:22:52.704 --> 00:22:54.623 align:center I have work emails. 00:22:54.706 --> 00:22:57.417 align:center Guys, we have to evacuate. A hurricane is coming. 00:22:57.501 --> 00:22:58.668 align:center Okay? 00:22:59.378 --> 00:23:02.422 align:center Why do you have so many cushions? Come on. Come on. 00:23:06.551 --> 00:23:07.928 align:center No van! 00:23:08.011 --> 00:23:11.681 align:center Okay, why isn't there a van or something that can take us in an emergency? 00:23:11.765 --> 00:23:13.600 align:center The lodge is carbon-fucking-neutral. 00:23:13.683 --> 00:23:14.518 align:center No Ubers! 00:23:14.601 --> 00:23:17.437 align:center We can't leave. Ginny's not here. 00:23:17.521 --> 00:23:19.064 align:center -Ginny! -Jesus! 00:23:19.147 --> 00:23:21.274 align:center -Ginny! -Don't scream in my ear, please. 00:23:21.358 --> 00:23:23.777 align:center Why is there an eco-lodge in a place with hurricanes? 00:23:23.860 --> 00:23:25.028 align:center I fucking hate it here! 00:23:25.112 --> 00:23:26.738 align:center -Hate it so much! -Bugs, sand. 00:23:26.822 --> 00:23:29.324 align:center -It's because you let Ginny-- -Tribal art from Living Spaces! 00:23:29.408 --> 00:23:30.700 align:center -She's a child! -Hi, guys. 00:23:30.784 --> 00:23:31.827 align:center Hey. 00:23:31.910 --> 00:23:33.537 align:center Oh, thank God you're okay. 00:23:33.620 --> 00:23:35.247 align:center Yeah, I'm totally fine. 00:23:35.330 --> 00:23:36.873 align:center What is the plan here, guys? 00:23:36.957 --> 00:23:39.251 align:center -Are hotels sold out? -I told you that already! 00:23:39.334 --> 00:23:41.878 align:center -Do we go to the airport? -It's 40 miles away, genius! 00:23:41.962 --> 00:23:43.547 align:center It was just an idea! 00:23:43.630 --> 00:23:44.589 align:center Stop! Fuck! 00:23:45.757 --> 00:23:47.509 align:center We can go to Anne's hotel room. 00:23:49.136 --> 00:23:50.470 align:center Wait, Anne's here? 00:23:50.554 --> 00:23:53.140 align:center Yes, but there's no way to get there. 00:23:53.223 --> 00:23:54.891 align:center -What's wrong with you? -Uh-- 00:23:54.975 --> 00:23:57.144 align:center We can take the pedal pub. 00:24:13.660 --> 00:24:16.830 align:center Is Anne even gonna let us in? We didn't tell her we were coming here. 00:24:16.913 --> 00:24:17.789 align:center She already knows 00:24:17.873 --> 00:24:20.959 align:center because this ancient moron is still on his family's iCloud! 00:24:21.042 --> 00:24:23.628 align:center -She's seen all your pictures! -She's seen all of our pictures? 00:24:23.712 --> 00:24:25.881 align:center No, no, no! Not that one. We used my phone for that one. 00:24:25.964 --> 00:24:26.882 align:center Oh, gross! 00:24:26.965 --> 00:24:28.508 align:center Okay, guys, we need to pedal! 00:24:28.592 --> 00:24:30.218 align:center Oh, my hat! 00:24:30.302 --> 00:24:32.345 align:center Oh no, your identity! 00:24:34.431 --> 00:24:35.515 align:center Come on! 00:24:59.831 --> 00:25:01.917 align:center Annie, honey, it's us! 00:25:04.252 --> 00:25:06.338 align:center Oh my God, are you guys okay? 00:25:06.421 --> 00:25:08.131 align:center Hurricane! 00:25:08.215 --> 00:25:10.008 align:center Oh, shit! Oh, man. 00:25:14.971 --> 00:25:16.765 align:center -Oh, no! -Oh, yes, Anne, thank you. 00:25:17.349 --> 00:25:20.644 align:center Annie, I am so sorry that we came on this trip without you. 00:25:20.727 --> 00:25:22.229 align:center -Thank you. -Guys, I feel numb! 00:25:22.312 --> 00:25:25.023 align:center It is not necessary. Go get some towels. 00:25:25.106 --> 00:25:27.317 align:center -I'm staying in a hovel! -Put them on! 00:25:28.777 --> 00:25:30.070 align:center And you know what? 00:25:30.153 --> 00:25:32.489 align:center I think a solo trip was good for me anyway. 00:25:34.241 --> 00:25:35.575 align:center So where's Nick? 00:25:36.701 --> 00:25:42.624 align:center Uh, well, he… he thought, you know, uh, out of respect for your-- Your feelings… 00:25:42.707 --> 00:25:44.709 align:center They're hiding from you down in the business center. 00:25:45.585 --> 00:25:46.419 align:center Good. 00:25:54.427 --> 00:25:57.180 align:center You know, it's still one of the best trips I've ever taken. 00:25:59.516 --> 00:26:00.559 align:center Yeah, right. 00:26:06.356 --> 00:26:07.941 align:center Will you be my girlfriend? 00:26:08.525 --> 00:26:09.985 align:center Oh, fuck. 00:26:10.068 --> 00:26:10.902 align:center I'm sorry. 00:26:11.778 --> 00:26:12.988 align:center Forget that I said that. 00:26:14.239 --> 00:26:16.574 align:center You should be running for the hills. I'm an old man. 00:26:17.075 --> 00:26:18.952 align:center I like conventional labels. 00:26:19.035 --> 00:26:21.204 align:center I brought you to my ex-wife's hotel. 00:26:21.788 --> 00:26:23.039 align:center I have a cane. 00:26:24.624 --> 00:26:27.168 align:center Full disclosure, I got a hip replacement 12 years ago. 00:26:28.086 --> 00:26:31.006 align:center When the metal detector went off at the airport, that was not my watch. 00:26:31.089 --> 00:26:32.090 align:center You done? 00:26:32.173 --> 00:26:34.926 align:center I'm done out loud, but it's continuing in my head. 00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:40.015 align:center Well, at least I never have to worry about what you're thinking. 00:26:40.098 --> 00:26:42.559 align:center Because you always just say it. Out loud. 00:26:43.393 --> 00:26:44.477 align:center I can't be cool. 00:26:46.187 --> 00:26:47.939 align:center I like that you're not cool. 00:26:49.316 --> 00:26:53.862 align:center I've dated lots of cool guys, and they're not romantic or thoughtful. 00:26:55.113 --> 00:26:58.325 align:center They definitely would not have let me plan a trip for all their friends to a resort 00:26:58.408 --> 00:27:00.452 align:center that's probably blown away by now. 00:27:04.664 --> 00:27:06.583 align:center I would love to be your girlfriend. 00:27:08.877 --> 00:27:09.836 align:center Really? 00:27:10.420 --> 00:27:11.254 align:center Really. 00:27:14.507 --> 00:27:15.508 align:center Oh. 00:27:32.525 --> 00:27:34.903 align:center You're giving me a look like I should apologize. 00:27:34.986 --> 00:27:39.366 align:center Uh-huh. You know, maybe for the, uh, shit story last night? 00:27:39.449 --> 00:27:42.952 align:center You've told that story before at your sister's Easter brunch. 00:27:43.036 --> 00:27:44.746 align:center Yeah, it's okay when I tell it. 00:27:45.705 --> 00:27:46.539 align:center I'm sorry. 00:27:46.623 --> 00:27:49.542 align:center Hey, I'm sorry, too. I shouldn't have thrown a cup at you. 00:27:53.254 --> 00:27:57.801 align:center But would you be upset if I had told that story in front of Anne? 00:27:58.385 --> 00:28:01.554 align:center Would you have told that story if I was dancing with Anne? 00:28:02.514 --> 00:28:05.475 align:center I only told it because of how thirsty you were acting 00:28:05.558 --> 00:28:07.936 align:center when a 32-year-old complimented your hat. 00:28:08.019 --> 00:28:09.687 align:center No, no, no, you're right. You're right. 00:28:09.771 --> 00:28:12.899 align:center I was so horny and vain that I didn't want a stranger, 00:28:12.982 --> 00:28:16.319 align:center who we decided to make more of an effort with, 00:28:16.403 --> 00:28:18.780 align:center picturing me with my pants caked in shit. 00:28:21.616 --> 00:28:24.494 align:center Maybe I am not as charming as I think I am when I'm drunk. 00:28:25.078 --> 00:28:26.496 align:center I'm probably not either. 00:28:27.872 --> 00:28:29.666 align:center Maybe we should drink less? 00:28:31.793 --> 00:28:33.044 align:center -Yep. -All right. 00:28:33.545 --> 00:28:34.379 align:center Mwah. 00:28:34.462 --> 00:28:37.507 align:center The surf instructor had an early morning, so no sleepover, 00:28:37.590 --> 00:28:40.385 align:center but we had a great talk at the bar. 00:28:40.468 --> 00:28:41.428 align:center Hmm. 00:28:43.346 --> 00:28:44.305 align:center So, how's work? 00:28:45.724 --> 00:28:46.558 align:center Great. 00:28:47.058 --> 00:28:50.437 align:center I just got offered a job to design a hotel in Austin. 00:28:50.520 --> 00:28:52.856 align:center Congratulations. Are you gonna do it? 00:28:54.065 --> 00:28:56.901 align:center Yeah. I took it this morning, actually. 00:28:56.985 --> 00:28:58.653 align:center I'll be away for a couple months. 00:28:58.736 --> 00:28:59.946 align:center Hmm. 00:29:01.740 --> 00:29:03.575 align:center What are you guys talking about? 00:29:04.159 --> 00:29:05.368 align:center Nothing. 00:29:05.452 --> 00:29:07.036 align:center Should we turn the TV on? 00:29:07.620 --> 00:29:10.498 align:center -Yeah. -See how the weather is shaping up. 00:29:10.582 --> 00:29:12.250 align:center Oh. 00:29:20.800 --> 00:29:25.513 align:center Looks like the… storm might have given the TV a virus. ,