WEBVTT 00:18.309 --> 00:19.310 Anne? 00:22.105 --> 00:23.064 Anne? 00:26.401 --> 00:27.277 Anne? 00:28.945 --> 00:30.196 Oh my God, Danny! 00:30.280 --> 00:31.990 -What are you doing here? -Ah! 00:32.490 --> 00:34.743 Just a little solo getaway. 00:34.826 --> 00:35.702 Aw! 00:35.785 --> 00:37.787 Oh! Look at your hair. It's so chic. 00:37.871 --> 00:39.664 -Pfft! You look beautiful. -Oh! 00:39.748 --> 00:42.917 Oh, I bought resort wear. I feel like Mrs. Roper. 00:43.001 --> 00:45.420 -No. -With a drop of Episcopal priest. 00:46.463 --> 00:48.381 So, are-- Are you-- Is everybody… 00:49.090 --> 00:51.384 -Oh, Claude's at the pool. -Ah. 00:51.468 --> 00:52.719 We actually snuck in. 00:53.219 --> 00:55.764 This hotel is much nicer than the place we're staying at. 00:55.847 --> 00:56.931 -Aw. -And… 00:57.682 --> 00:59.768 we're also here with Kate and Jack and… 01:00.560 --> 01:01.436 Nick. 01:01.519 --> 01:02.979 -Who's not alone. -Yeah, no, I know. 01:03.062 --> 01:05.273 I see all his pictures. We're still on the family iCloud. 01:05.356 --> 01:06.399 Oh, fuck. 01:06.483 --> 01:08.735 Yeah. At first, I thought he was just doing, like, 01:09.486 --> 01:11.696 pervert screen grabs of an Instagram lady, 01:11.780 --> 01:14.908 but then he started being in the photos with her, so… 01:14.991 --> 01:17.160 -I'll ask him to take them down. -No, no. Pfft. 01:17.744 --> 01:19.662 No, it's actually been funny. 01:20.288 --> 01:23.041 Yeah, Lila and I have been texting about them. 01:23.124 --> 01:25.877 Yeah, it turns out Lila is a funny texter. 01:25.960 --> 01:28.963 Yeah. Did you know the word "fuckery"? 01:29.589 --> 01:32.050 I didn't. I like it as a gerund. 01:37.430 --> 01:40.809 Danny… I did know you guys were here. 01:41.434 --> 01:43.686 And I think I thought I was coming to confront you all, 01:43.770 --> 01:46.606 but then I got here, and I felt insane. 01:46.689 --> 01:50.777 So… I'm just gonna hide in my room until my flight on Monday. 01:52.570 --> 01:56.533 Please, come have a glass of wine with Claude and me by the pool. 01:56.616 --> 01:58.284 -Come on! Just one glass. -Listen… 01:58.368 --> 01:59.619 I don't want to intrude. 02:01.037 --> 02:01.871 No, thank you. 02:03.122 --> 02:04.374 You have every right to be here. 02:04.457 --> 02:08.086 You are on a solo vacation, which is incredibly chic. 02:08.586 --> 02:10.880 You don't need to hide. 02:10.964 --> 02:15.218 You need to get yourself a massage, go shopping, have yourself an adventure, 02:15.301 --> 02:16.427 spend all his money. 02:17.178 --> 02:18.847 Okay, maybe. 02:20.557 --> 02:21.391 Yeah. 02:27.355 --> 02:30.400 Girl, what you got on under this caftan? 02:30.984 --> 02:32.443 Pajamas and a sweatshirt. 02:44.289 --> 02:46.166 Oh, hi. Are you feeling okay? 02:46.249 --> 02:47.333 -Yeah. -I texted you. 02:47.417 --> 02:49.752 I didn't have my phone with me. 02:49.836 --> 02:50.753 Oh. 02:50.837 --> 02:52.547 Oh, wow. You texted… 02:53.590 --> 02:54.632 a few times. 02:56.384 --> 02:58.261 No, I'm fine. Feeling fine. 03:06.352 --> 03:08.271 I saw Anne up at the patio. 03:09.439 --> 03:10.273 Our Anne? 03:10.356 --> 03:12.525 She flew down here to confront us. 03:12.609 --> 03:15.361 Nick is still on his family's iCloud. 03:15.445 --> 03:17.363 So she saw all the photos? 03:17.447 --> 03:20.408 Ginny in the bikini? Me when I sat on that really big chair? 03:20.491 --> 03:21.826 -Yep. -Fuck. 03:23.494 --> 03:24.704 Poor Anne. 03:25.747 --> 03:29.167 -Are you gonna tell Kate? -No. She doesn't want anyone to know. 03:31.002 --> 03:33.004 Well, I appreciate you telling me. 03:37.425 --> 03:38.551 Is everything okay? 03:39.844 --> 03:42.555 Yeah, I'm-- I'm just… feeling bad for Anne. 03:47.268 --> 03:49.520 Babe, did my lobster roll not arrive? 03:49.604 --> 03:51.940 It did, but it had too much butter in it. 03:52.023 --> 03:54.275 I ordered you a portabello hot dog. 03:54.359 --> 03:57.028 I just love you can make anything out of anything now. 03:58.029 --> 03:59.530 Oh, my fucking God. 04:14.796 --> 04:17.632 Hey, can you tell if my hair part got sunburned? 04:17.715 --> 04:19.133 It's pretty crispy. 04:19.217 --> 04:22.720 Am I crazy, or was Nick kind of, like, coming at our marriage? 04:22.804 --> 04:26.099 Right? Was he trying to imply that we're unhappy? 04:26.182 --> 04:29.602 Yeah, like, sorry, you've been dating Yoga Barbie for ten seconds, 04:29.686 --> 04:31.187 now you're the king of relationships. 04:31.271 --> 04:32.230 -Yeah. -Hey, guys. 04:32.313 --> 04:33.898 -Hey. -Hey! 04:33.982 --> 04:35.525 How you doing, Tiny Tim? 04:37.443 --> 04:39.070 Um, about earlier. 04:39.153 --> 04:41.281 I hope I didn't insult either of you guys. 04:41.364 --> 04:42.365 What? 04:42.448 --> 04:44.784 -No, we'd never think that. -Why are you so crazy? 04:44.867 --> 04:46.369 Really? You sure? 04:46.452 --> 04:48.579 -Pfft! -Nick. Loco. 04:48.663 --> 04:51.207 Okay, good. Because you know I love you guys. 04:51.291 --> 04:52.792 Yeah, we love you too. 04:52.875 --> 04:54.085 I think it was just… 04:54.168 --> 04:58.589 It was a combination of the Scotch and the extra strength Tylenol. 04:58.673 --> 05:00.800 I was being protective of Ginny. 05:00.883 --> 05:02.969 -Yeah. -I really like her. 05:04.262 --> 05:08.182 And I want her to like my friends. And me. Mostly me. 05:08.266 --> 05:09.892 Well, she obviously likes you. 05:09.976 --> 05:11.811 Yeah, she thinks you're really cool. 05:11.894 --> 05:14.230 She's bought you a cane from the pharmacy. 05:16.065 --> 05:19.485 Just, uh, you know, be nice to her, okay? 05:19.569 --> 05:20.653 Of course. 05:26.492 --> 05:29.662 The fuck? I mean, we're… we're being nice to her, right? 05:29.746 --> 05:33.291 No, I haven't. I mean, I haven't asked her one thing about herself. 05:33.374 --> 05:36.502 Like, I haven't even made eye contact with her since the penis. 05:37.045 --> 05:38.171 Okay. 05:38.254 --> 05:40.465 I guess we can try to make more of an effort. 05:49.390 --> 05:53.478 -Hey, cool if I set up here? -Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. 05:53.561 --> 05:56.564 Just finishing up a light circuit. Bird dogs, mostly. 05:57.940 --> 06:01.444 Um, I saw that the lodge has a board game closet. 06:01.527 --> 06:05.698 Maybe after dinner we could get mojito drunk and play a little Monopoly. 06:05.782 --> 06:08.117 -Bankrupt the shit out of Danny. -Oh, heck yes. 06:08.201 --> 06:09.952 -Yeah, I love a game night. -Okay. 06:10.453 --> 06:11.329 Hey, gals. 06:11.412 --> 06:13.122 -Mm! -Oh. 06:13.206 --> 06:15.166 I know. I just don't want to burn my head more. 06:15.249 --> 06:17.126 No, hey. That's a cool hat. 06:17.710 --> 06:19.670 -Really? -Yeah, yeah, seriously. 06:19.754 --> 06:21.214 It's very on trend, bucket hats. 06:21.297 --> 06:23.966 They're kind of Bushwick, Dimes Square chic. 06:24.550 --> 06:26.719 You hear that? Very Times Square. 06:27.303 --> 06:29.639 -Oh, I-I said Dimes Square. -Not what she said. 06:33.309 --> 06:35.395 Now you're gonna lie on your stomach, okay? 06:35.478 --> 06:37.855 With your hands by your shoulders, just like this. 06:37.939 --> 06:41.400 And you're gonna pop up to your feet, 06:41.984 --> 06:43.444 just like this, okay? 06:45.446 --> 06:47.448 And… up. 06:49.325 --> 06:52.537 Excellent. Great job, ladies. Now let's try again. 06:52.620 --> 06:56.249 Let's see if we can do it without stepping on the ocean. 06:56.332 --> 06:59.335 Oh, pfft, okay. Sorry, I'm not good at this. 06:59.877 --> 07:01.087 Here, watch. Um… 07:03.089 --> 07:04.215 May I? 07:04.298 --> 07:05.550 Yes. Okay. 07:06.259 --> 07:07.426 -Okay. So… -You may. 07:08.636 --> 07:10.138 Now square your shoulders. 07:10.972 --> 07:14.600 Okay, put your weight on your dominant leg, okay? 07:15.268 --> 07:18.396 Just relax and have fun. 07:18.479 --> 07:19.605 -Okay. -Okay? 07:19.689 --> 07:21.357 -Yeah. -You got it. Come on. 07:21.441 --> 07:22.817 Let's try it one more time. 07:22.900 --> 07:24.610 -Okay. Go down? Yep. -Yep. 07:25.945 --> 07:28.156 Okay, and… up. 07:30.158 --> 07:33.035 -Pop! -There you go. See? 07:33.703 --> 07:36.372 You're a natural, chica fresa. 07:36.455 --> 07:37.498 Sorry, chica what? 07:38.082 --> 07:39.083 Fresa. 07:39.167 --> 07:40.001 Your shirt. 07:40.084 --> 07:42.753 Oh, fresa means strawberries. Yeah. 07:42.837 --> 07:44.464 -Yes. -I knew that. 07:44.547 --> 07:46.966 They're, uh, kind of a little bit my thing. 07:47.049 --> 07:48.050 Mm-hmm. 07:48.134 --> 07:51.721 Back home I have strawberry pillows and strawberry earrings and it's… 07:52.346 --> 07:53.639 it's… it's stupid. 07:53.723 --> 07:55.391 No. Oh, no. It's-- 07:55.474 --> 07:56.809 It's cute, like you. 07:57.560 --> 07:58.519 Chica fresa. 08:00.521 --> 08:02.648 Okay, ladies, uh, let's try one more time. 08:02.732 --> 08:06.944 Remember, balance it out. Just stay low and have fun. Just relax. 08:07.028 --> 08:07.945 Yeah. 08:11.532 --> 08:12.825 Ooh, do they have Clue? 08:12.909 --> 08:15.036 'Cause your boy gots to be Colonel Mustard. 08:16.704 --> 08:18.956 Uh, no, they don't have Clue. 08:19.498 --> 08:21.542 The only game that's not water damaged 08:21.626 --> 08:24.921 is Canada's top adult resource management game, 08:25.004 --> 08:26.005 Number Color. 08:26.088 --> 08:27.048 -Ooh. -Oh! 08:27.131 --> 08:28.716 -Hey. -Hi, guys. 08:28.799 --> 08:30.384 Hey! 08:30.468 --> 08:33.304 How was your… wherever you went? 08:33.387 --> 08:34.222 Stunning. 08:34.305 --> 08:36.849 We may go back tomorrow. What happened to your foot? 08:36.933 --> 08:38.809 Oh, it's nothing. 08:38.893 --> 08:41.771 It's just-- I was, like, free soloing this rock face 08:41.854 --> 08:43.564 and things got a little gnarly. 08:43.648 --> 08:47.735 -He stepped on a seashell and cried. -It was a sea urchin. 08:47.818 --> 08:49.612 All right, sit down. We're learning a new game. 08:49.695 --> 08:51.989 -Oh! What? -Okay, what is it? 08:52.073 --> 08:55.743 Okay. "Object: to collect the most color cards 08:55.826 --> 08:57.578 before your opponent can guess 08:57.662 --> 09:01.082 what number cards are in your secret color bank." 09:01.165 --> 09:02.250 What? 09:02.333 --> 09:04.210 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven… 09:04.293 --> 09:08.047 -Why are you going eight? -Because the card says move eight. 09:08.130 --> 09:11.008 Yes, but the card is yellow, so per the rules, Nick, 09:11.092 --> 09:12.093 that means go five. 09:12.176 --> 09:13.511 -No, it can't be that. -Yeah. 09:13.594 --> 09:17.139 It doesn't matter. Danny, is it your turn, or are you still stuck in negative purple? 09:17.223 --> 09:19.100 I have a question. I hate this. 09:19.183 --> 09:23.104 No, you guys, it took so long to deal everybody's cards. 09:23.187 --> 09:25.231 I really think it's about to turn fun. 09:25.314 --> 09:27.984 Kate, you know I love to have fun, but this ain't the road to it. 09:28.067 --> 09:31.654 Okay, Ginny, you're young and cool. Like, what can we do? Where can we go? 09:31.737 --> 09:33.531 Oh, no-- I like the game. 09:33.614 --> 09:35.157 No, no, you don't. 09:35.241 --> 09:36.826 Okay! Okay. I… 09:36.909 --> 09:39.412 …heard the paddle guy at the rental place 09:39.495 --> 09:41.747 say there's gonna be a DJ at the beach bar tonight. 09:41.831 --> 09:43.374 Ooh! We're going out! 09:43.457 --> 09:45.584 -Yeah? -No, I already brushed my teeth. 09:45.668 --> 09:46.627 What? 09:46.711 --> 09:49.213 No, but I'm wearing my sad girl cult leader pants. 09:49.297 --> 09:50.214 We're going out. 09:50.715 --> 09:52.842 Old motherfuckers, we're going out! 09:54.051 --> 09:54.927 We're going out! 10:17.199 --> 10:18.034 Thank you. 10:31.547 --> 10:34.133 I have gum, cash, ID. 10:34.216 --> 10:35.509 Oh, don't forget to-- 10:36.969 --> 10:39.930 Pills. I remembered all on my own. 10:40.723 --> 10:42.224 Oh. 10:43.684 --> 10:45.811 -Hello? -Is this a bad time? Are you alone? 10:45.895 --> 10:49.315 Oh, it's never a bad time for you. How's the solo vacation coming? 10:49.398 --> 10:52.360 Actually, things are looking up. That's kind of why I'm calling. 10:53.444 --> 10:56.447 Would it be ethical to sleep with my surf instructor? 10:57.573 --> 10:58.991 Okay, Mrs. Roper after dark. 10:59.075 --> 11:01.035 I know. I already had a cocktail in my room. 11:01.994 --> 11:05.748 But really, would it seem like fun and carefree 11:05.831 --> 11:07.750 or just like trashy and desperate? 11:07.833 --> 11:09.669 Uh, it would seem like you're fucking. 11:10.378 --> 11:11.212 Huh. 11:11.712 --> 11:13.089 That does sound good. 11:13.172 --> 11:16.509 Okay, look, I'm hanging up now, all right? I'm glad you got out of your room. 11:16.592 --> 11:18.177 -Thanks, Danny. -Bye, baby. 11:29.105 --> 11:31.315 Carlos. Hi. Anne. 11:31.982 --> 11:33.984 -Anne! -Chica fresa. 11:37.154 --> 11:38.531 So, how's your night going? 11:38.614 --> 11:40.408 Good, just-- Just having a drink. 11:40.991 --> 11:41.826 Oh. 11:45.454 --> 11:48.791 Actually, I just got something at the gift shop 11:48.874 --> 11:51.293 that I think you're gonna get a real kick out of. 11:51.377 --> 11:52.920 Oh, okay. 12:01.429 --> 12:02.888 They wrap it for the airport. 12:02.972 --> 12:04.223 Yeah. 12:04.306 --> 12:07.059 Yeah, I-I can see. I guess, uh… 12:07.143 --> 12:08.227 You… 12:10.563 --> 12:11.856 are gonna love it. 12:12.940 --> 12:14.692 Promise. Worth the wait. 12:14.775 --> 12:16.318 -It's okay. -Yeah. 12:18.028 --> 12:19.113 Hold that thought. 12:36.797 --> 12:38.966 It's a fun little strawberry guy. 12:39.049 --> 12:40.426 Oh! 12:41.510 --> 12:42.720 Wow. 12:42.803 --> 12:44.138 I know! 12:44.221 --> 12:45.139 Great! 12:47.141 --> 12:47.975 I, uh… 12:50.102 --> 12:51.604 Have a good night, Anna. 12:52.188 --> 12:53.063 Oh. 12:56.692 --> 12:57.651 Hi. 12:57.735 --> 13:01.489 Hi, um, what reds do you room service? 13:05.367 --> 13:07.703 Do you think I need to bring my glasses or… 13:08.370 --> 13:10.873 Oh, you changed? Ginny said we didn't have to. 13:10.956 --> 13:15.044 My shirt smelled kind of sunscreeny. But you definitely don't need to. 13:15.544 --> 13:16.879 What does that mean? 13:16.962 --> 13:20.424 Oh, nothing, just, uh, you don't have to if you don't want to. 13:21.258 --> 13:22.134 Nobody cares. 13:31.060 --> 13:32.978 -Come on, Gramps! -This place is wild! 13:33.062 --> 13:34.063 Oh, my God. 13:35.356 --> 13:36.774 Okay! Well… 13:37.900 --> 13:41.529 Danny and I did a joint bachelor party, but it was nothing like that. 13:41.612 --> 13:44.865 Yeah, it was kind of just a lunch with me and Nick at Chili's. 13:44.949 --> 13:47.284 No, that was the bachelor party for our straight friends. 13:47.368 --> 13:50.454 Our real bachelor party happened in Mykonos with 12 beautiful men. 13:51.121 --> 13:53.582 -What? I'm offended. -Yeah. 13:53.666 --> 13:56.919 Oh, that's romantic. Her sash says "one dick forever." 13:57.002 --> 13:59.672 -Ha-ha! -That could never be our sash. 13:59.755 --> 14:03.050 Oh, are you guys open? Oh, my last relationship was open. 14:03.133 --> 14:05.886 I don't know if that affects what sash I would get, but… 14:06.887 --> 14:09.431 Was that with… Uh, that was Hondo? 14:09.515 --> 14:10.766 Hondo, yeah. 14:10.849 --> 14:13.269 You know, I told you, I mean, we-- We were fluid. 14:13.352 --> 14:15.229 -We didn't label it. -Oh, yeah, right. 14:15.312 --> 14:17.439 -Yeah. -Right, right, right, right. Right. 14:17.523 --> 14:18.732 Right, right, right. 14:18.816 --> 14:21.485 Hey, Nick, why don't we go get drinks for everybody? 14:21.569 --> 14:22.444 Yay! 14:23.070 --> 14:24.238 I'm gonna-- Yeah. 14:29.034 --> 14:31.620 Uh, I think Ginny likes PBR. 14:31.704 --> 14:32.538 What? 14:32.621 --> 14:35.291 Could I have a bottle of your second-most expensive tequila? 14:35.374 --> 14:39.003 On my friend. "Likes PBR." You make me sick. 14:39.086 --> 14:43.549 I gotta tell you, I did not know that about her last relationship. 14:44.174 --> 14:46.594 Well, no durr, bro. 14:46.677 --> 14:48.345 I guess she told me, but I… 14:51.724 --> 14:56.103 Would you please just explain to me without laughter or judgment? 14:56.687 --> 14:58.063 Listen, you can ask me anything. 14:58.856 --> 15:00.065 What is fluidity? 15:01.650 --> 15:05.154 Fluidity… is going to third base in the dunk tank. 15:05.821 --> 15:07.239 I knew you'd be mean. 15:07.323 --> 15:11.911 Why doesn't anybody like labels anymore? I like labels. I love them. 15:12.453 --> 15:16.582 I miss the '90s, when it was just girlfriend or friend zone. 15:16.665 --> 15:18.334 God, you're bumming me out. 15:19.501 --> 15:21.629 All you have to do is be cool. 15:23.672 --> 15:25.174 -Cool. -Okay. 15:27.468 --> 15:29.011 So I shouldn't, like, 15:29.094 --> 15:31.263 ask her if she currently thinks of me as her boyfriend? 15:31.347 --> 15:32.181 I said cool. 15:32.264 --> 15:33.974 -I know! -That's not cool! 15:39.396 --> 15:41.023 -Whoo! -Yeah! 15:41.106 --> 15:43.108 All right, here we go. 15:43.192 --> 15:45.694 Are we seriously gonna pretend to be people who still do shots? 15:45.778 --> 15:47.738 Yes, Catherine, we're gonna clink. 15:51.325 --> 15:52.660 Lick! 15:52.743 --> 15:54.578 Let's go dance, come on! 15:54.662 --> 15:55.496 Yeah! 16:00.250 --> 16:01.210 Ah! 16:03.837 --> 16:04.964 Yeah! 16:06.173 --> 16:08.133 -Okay. Thank you. -Oh! 16:08.634 --> 16:09.551 See you! 16:27.486 --> 16:29.363 All right, hey, hey, hey, group pic. 16:30.739 --> 16:31.991 Look bored for Anne. 16:32.658 --> 16:34.243 Smile, motherfuckers! 16:42.292 --> 16:45.087 -Welp. -Oh, boo! 16:45.170 --> 16:47.006 No, no, no, no. 16:47.089 --> 16:47.923 What? 16:48.007 --> 16:52.011 You're trying to go home. We all know what "welp" means. Boo! 16:53.095 --> 16:56.265 -Did you just throw a cup at me? -No, no, no. It was a tiny empty. 16:57.474 --> 16:58.392 Oh. 16:58.475 --> 17:01.520 Oh, tonight was so fun. What happened to us? 17:01.603 --> 17:03.814 We used to do fun stuff like this all the time. 17:03.897 --> 17:08.610 Oh, Jack used to really get after it. He was a great dancer. 17:08.694 --> 17:09.987 Hey, he still is. 17:10.070 --> 17:12.322 Thank you, Ginny. Yeah. 17:12.406 --> 17:14.283 And not to brag, but where I grew up, 17:14.366 --> 17:16.285 the roller rink had a little dance club in it. 17:16.368 --> 17:17.828 It was called Secrets. 17:17.911 --> 17:22.082 And I won a prize because I could do a B-boy shoulder freeze. 17:22.166 --> 17:23.292 Yep-yep! 17:23.375 --> 17:26.211 -I don't know what any of that means. -Well, allow me to show you. 17:26.295 --> 17:28.505 -Jack! No! -Oh my God, no! He's doing it. 17:28.589 --> 17:30.340 No, I want to see this! 17:30.424 --> 17:31.925 Oh, yeah. Yep! 17:32.009 --> 17:33.135 Yeah, Jack! 17:41.894 --> 17:42.728 Yes! 17:42.811 --> 17:43.771 Whoo! 17:45.063 --> 17:47.107 I didn't even split my pants. 17:47.191 --> 17:49.777 Wait, tell them where you got those pants. 17:51.320 --> 17:52.696 I got them at Kohl's. 17:52.780 --> 17:54.114 -Oh, wow. -What? 17:54.198 --> 17:56.408 We were touring colleges in Nashville, 17:56.492 --> 18:00.204 and Jack wanted to stop at an authentic Country Buffet. 18:00.871 --> 18:02.247 But it was 4:30, 18:02.331 --> 18:07.002 so all the food had been sitting out in chafing dishes for hours, 18:07.086 --> 18:11.340 including the pork-soaked greens that he had two servings of. 18:11.423 --> 18:12.925 -No. -Yes! 18:13.008 --> 18:15.844 Sure enough, 45 minutes later, this guy… 18:16.804 --> 18:17.888 dookied his pants… 18:17.971 --> 18:19.223 No! 18:19.306 --> 18:21.642 …right in the middle of our tour at Vanderbilt. 18:21.725 --> 18:24.645 And then we went to Kohl's, and they were 50% off, 18:24.728 --> 18:25.854 so that's good, right? 18:25.938 --> 18:27.815 -No! -So cute. 18:27.898 --> 18:30.734 Jack, and you're still wearing the same pants. 18:30.818 --> 18:32.611 No, these are the new ones. 18:32.694 --> 18:34.446 I understand that. 18:35.030 --> 18:36.573 See? People love that story. 18:36.657 --> 18:39.284 I love it. I do. I love that story. 18:40.911 --> 18:42.162 I'm gonna get some water. 18:48.752 --> 18:49.586 Oh. 18:51.672 --> 18:54.007 Do you think they know he's not a stripper? 18:54.091 --> 18:56.218 Do you think he knows he's not a stripper? 18:56.718 --> 18:59.138 I'm just glad he's having fun. You know? 18:59.221 --> 19:02.641 He's been cooped up at home. He couldn't even take the job in Austin. 19:04.643 --> 19:06.854 Let him woo-hoo tonight. Woo-hoo! 19:11.233 --> 19:12.901 Wait, what the fuck was that? 19:16.697 --> 19:17.698 Oh! 19:17.781 --> 19:20.200 Did you just do cocaine? Are you out of your fucking mind? 19:20.284 --> 19:22.077 You just had heart surgery. 19:22.161 --> 19:24.955 It was just a tiny bump. I'm on vacation. 19:25.038 --> 19:26.748 Tara says she fentanyl-tested it. 19:26.832 --> 19:29.626 -Tara? Dr. Tara now? Thank you very much! -Oh, well, if Tara said so-- 19:29.710 --> 19:31.295 You're 54, for God's sake! 19:31.378 --> 19:33.463 You had a heart stent put in three months ago. 19:33.547 --> 19:36.717 You're gonna choose now to try cocaine for the first time? 19:38.886 --> 19:40.429 Amore, you're supposed to be-- 19:40.512 --> 19:43.390 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what I'm supposed to be doing. 19:43.473 --> 19:46.185 What I'm not doing right now is this. 20:05.370 --> 20:08.373 Do you think they'll want to play more Number Color when we get back? 21:12.104 --> 21:14.564 You really love strawberries, huh? 21:14.648 --> 21:17.859 You know, my cousin got me strawberry pajamas once for Christmas, 21:17.943 --> 21:20.028 which I wore a ton when I was postpartum. 21:20.112 --> 21:22.572 And then people just kept buying me strawberry things. 21:22.656 --> 21:25.075 And then I started buying myself strawberry things. 21:25.158 --> 21:26.910 And then one day I woke up 21:26.994 --> 21:29.496 and this bright red son of a bitch was laughing at me. 21:29.579 --> 21:32.040 Well, my mom's thing is pigs, so… 21:32.124 --> 21:33.625 She probably hates them. 21:35.252 --> 21:37.129 Could you throw in one of those oars? 21:37.796 --> 21:38.797 Sure. 22:02.654 --> 22:03.864 -Thanks. -Yep. 22:05.449 --> 22:06.783 -Hey! Morning! -Hey. 22:06.867 --> 22:08.869 I was about to head on a run. Do you want to join me? 22:08.952 --> 22:11.330 Oh, no. I slept, like, uh, five hours. 22:11.413 --> 22:14.708 Oh, I know. I only got four. Well, I'll see you. 22:19.671 --> 22:21.173 -Hey. -Hey. 22:21.757 --> 22:24.009 Hangover? Or a Viagra headache? 22:24.092 --> 22:24.968 Both. 22:32.809 --> 22:33.769 Hey. 22:37.064 --> 22:39.691 I'm sorry for coming at you so hard last night. 22:40.859 --> 22:42.944 You do get why I was upset, though? 22:43.904 --> 22:45.280 You made it pretty clear. 22:45.364 --> 22:47.574 Okay, good. Because… 22:48.617 --> 22:50.744 it's not your favorite subject all the time, 22:50.827 --> 22:52.621 so I thought maybe we could just-- 22:52.704 --> 22:54.623 I have work emails. 22:54.706 --> 22:57.417 Guys, we have to evacuate. A hurricane is coming. 22:57.501 --> 22:58.668 Okay? 22:59.378 --> 23:02.422 Why do you have so many cushions? Come on. Come on. 23:06.551 --> 23:07.928 No van! 23:08.011 --> 23:11.681 Okay, why isn't there a van or something that can take us in an emergency? 23:11.765 --> 23:13.600 The lodge is carbon-fucking-neutral. 23:13.683 --> 23:14.518 No Ubers! 23:14.601 --> 23:17.437 We can't leave. Ginny's not here. 23:17.521 --> 23:19.064 -Ginny! -Jesus! 23:19.147 --> 23:21.274 -Ginny! -Don't scream in my ear, please. 23:21.358 --> 23:23.777 Why is there an eco-lodge in a place with hurricanes? 23:23.860 --> 23:25.028 I fucking hate it here! 23:25.112 --> 23:26.738 -Hate it so much! -Bugs, sand. 23:26.822 --> 23:29.324 -It's because you let Ginny-- -Tribal art from Living Spaces! 23:29.408 --> 23:30.700 -She's a child! -Hi, guys. 23:30.784 --> 23:31.827 Hey. 23:31.910 --> 23:33.537 Oh, thank God you're okay. 23:33.620 --> 23:35.247 Yeah, I'm totally fine. 23:35.330 --> 23:36.873 What is the plan here, guys? 23:36.957 --> 23:39.251 -Are hotels sold out? -I told you that already! 23:39.334 --> 23:41.878 -Do we go to the airport? -It's 40 miles away, genius! 23:41.962 --> 23:43.547 It was just an idea! 23:43.630 --> 23:44.589 Stop! Fuck! 23:45.757 --> 23:47.509 We can go to Anne's hotel room. 23:49.136 --> 23:50.470 Wait, Anne's here? 23:50.554 --> 23:53.140 Yes, but there's no way to get there. 23:53.223 --> 23:54.891 -What's wrong with you? -Uh-- 23:54.975 --> 23:57.144 We can take the pedal pub. 24:13.660 --> 24:16.830 Is Anne even gonna let us in? We didn't tell her we were coming here. 24:16.913 --> 24:17.789 She already knows 24:17.873 --> 24:20.959 because this ancient moron is still on his family's iCloud! 24:21.042 --> 24:23.628 -She's seen all your pictures! -She's seen all of our pictures? 24:23.712 --> 24:25.881 No, no, no! Not that one. We used my phone for that one. 24:25.964 --> 24:26.882 Oh, gross! 24:26.965 --> 24:28.508 Okay, guys, we need to pedal! 24:28.592 --> 24:30.218 Oh, my hat! 24:30.302 --> 24:32.345 Oh no, your identity! 24:34.431 --> 24:35.515 Come on! 24:59.831 --> 25:01.917 Annie, honey, it's us! 25:04.252 --> 25:06.338 Oh my God, are you guys okay? 25:06.421 --> 25:08.131 Hurricane! 25:08.215 --> 25:10.008 Oh, shit! Oh, man. 25:14.971 --> 25:16.765 -Oh, no! -Oh, yes, Anne, thank you. 25:17.349 --> 25:20.644 Annie, I am so sorry that we came on this trip without you. 25:20.727 --> 25:22.229 -Thank you. -Guys, I feel numb! 25:22.312 --> 25:25.023 It is not necessary. Go get some towels. 25:25.106 --> 25:27.317 -I'm staying in a hovel! -Put them on! 25:28.777 --> 25:30.070 And you know what? 25:30.153 --> 25:32.489 I think a solo trip was good for me anyway. 25:34.241 --> 25:35.575 So where's Nick? 25:36.701 --> 25:42.624 Uh, well, he… he thought, you know, uh, out of respect for your-- Your feelings… 25:42.707 --> 25:44.709 They're hiding from you down in the business center. 25:45.585 --> 25:46.419 Good. 25:54.427 --> 25:57.180 You know, it's still one of the best trips I've ever taken. 25:59.516 --> 26:00.559 Yeah, right. 26:06.356 --> 26:07.941 Will you be my girlfriend? 26:08.525 --> 26:09.985 Oh, fuck. 26:10.068 --> 26:10.902 I'm sorry. 26:11.778 --> 26:12.988 Forget that I said that. 26:14.239 --> 26:16.574 You should be running for the hills. I'm an old man. 26:17.075 --> 26:18.952 I like conventional labels. 26:19.035 --> 26:21.204 I brought you to my ex-wife's hotel. 26:21.788 --> 26:23.039 I have a cane. 26:24.624 --> 26:27.168 Full disclosure, I got a hip replacement 12 years ago. 26:28.086 --> 26:31.006 When the metal detector went off at the airport, that was not my watch. 26:31.089 --> 26:32.090 You done? 26:32.173 --> 26:34.926 I'm done out loud, but it's continuing in my head. 26:36.720 --> 26:40.015 Well, at least I never have to worry about what you're thinking. 26:40.098 --> 26:42.559 Because you always just say it. Out loud. 26:43.393 --> 26:44.477 I can't be cool. 26:46.187 --> 26:47.939 I like that you're not cool. 26:49.316 --> 26:53.862 I've dated lots of cool guys, and they're not romantic or thoughtful. 26:55.113 --> 26:58.325 They definitely would not have let me plan a trip for all their friends to a resort 26:58.408 --> 27:00.452 that's probably blown away by now. 27:04.664 --> 27:06.583 I would love to be your girlfriend. 27:08.877 --> 27:09.836 Really? 27:10.420 --> 27:11.254 Really. 27:14.507 --> 27:15.508 Oh. 27:32.525 --> 27:34.903 You're giving me a look like I should apologize. 27:34.986 --> 27:39.366 Uh-huh. You know, maybe for the, uh, shit story last night? 27:39.449 --> 27:42.952 You've told that story before at your sister's Easter brunch. 27:43.036 --> 27:44.746 Yeah, it's okay when I tell it. 27:45.705 --> 27:46.539 I'm sorry. 27:46.623 --> 27:49.542 Hey, I'm sorry, too. I shouldn't have thrown a cup at you. 27:53.254 --> 27:57.801 But would you be upset if I had told that story in front of Anne? 27:58.385 --> 28:01.554 Would you have told that story if I was dancing with Anne? 28:02.514 --> 28:05.475 I only told it because of how thirsty you were acting 28:05.558 --> 28:07.936 when a 32-year-old complimented your hat. 28:08.019 --> 28:09.687 No, no, no, you're right. You're right. 28:09.771 --> 28:12.899 I was so horny and vain that I didn't want a stranger, 28:12.982 --> 28:16.319 who we decided to make more of an effort with, 28:16.403 --> 28:18.780 picturing me with my pants caked in shit. 28:21.616 --> 28:24.494 Maybe I am not as charming as I think I am when I'm drunk. 28:25.078 --> 28:26.496 I'm probably not either. 28:27.872 --> 28:29.666 Maybe we should drink less? 28:31.793 --> 28:33.044 -Yep. -All right. 28:33.545 --> 28:34.379 Mwah. 28:34.462 --> 28:37.507 The surf instructor had an early morning, so no sleepover, 28:37.590 --> 28:40.385 but we had a great talk at the bar. 28:40.468 --> 28:41.428 Hmm. 28:43.346 --> 28:44.305 So, how's work? 28:45.724 --> 28:46.558 Great. 28:47.058 --> 28:50.437 I just got offered a job to design a hotel in Austin. 28:50.520 --> 28:52.856 Congratulations. Are you gonna do it? 28:54.065 --> 28:56.901 Yeah. I took it this morning, actually. 28:56.985 --> 28:58.653 I'll be away for a couple months. 28:58.736 --> 28:59.946 Hmm. 29:01.740 --> 29:03.575 What are you guys talking about? 29:04.159 --> 29:05.368 Nothing. 29:05.452 --> 29:07.036 Should we turn the TV on? 29:07.620 --> 29:10.498 -Yeah. -See how the weather is shaping up. 29:10.582 --> 29:12.250 Oh. 29:20.800 --> 29:25.513 Looks like the… storm might have given the TV a virus. ,