WEBVTT 00:00:27.694 --> 00:00:29.362 align:center What's with all these mosquitoes? 00:00:30.363 --> 00:00:31.364 align:center It's okay, amore. 00:00:31.865 --> 00:00:34.701 align:center You're supposed to eat a pound of insects every year. 00:00:35.368 --> 00:00:38.580 align:center I think that's an observation, not a recommendation. 00:00:39.247 --> 00:00:41.624 align:center Can you believe it? Look at her out there! 00:00:42.625 --> 00:00:45.295 align:center Honey! Look over here, let me get a shot! 00:00:46.463 --> 00:00:47.714 align:center Give me a pose! 00:00:49.215 --> 00:00:51.760 align:center Uh-oh! I'm calling Sports Illustrated! 00:00:51.843 --> 00:00:52.844 align:center Love it! 00:00:53.636 --> 00:00:55.346 align:center The water's so perfect! 00:00:55.430 --> 00:00:57.140 align:center You… 00:00:57.223 --> 00:01:02.228 align:center You made so much fun of me for wearing my bikini under my clothes on the plane, 00:01:02.312 --> 00:01:04.272 align:center but I told you it was a good idea! 00:01:04.355 --> 00:01:05.648 align:center It was a good idea. 00:01:05.732 --> 00:01:09.194 align:center Wait, you guys, you have to go in. The water is, like, perfect. 00:01:09.277 --> 00:01:12.447 align:center You're supposed to give sunscreen like a half hour to absorb. 00:01:12.530 --> 00:01:14.407 align:center Yeah, the sunscreen thing for me too. 00:01:14.491 --> 00:01:16.034 align:center Mmm, yeah. 00:01:16.117 --> 00:01:16.951 align:center I don't wanna. 00:01:17.035 --> 00:01:18.953 align:center You know what? What the hell? 00:01:19.454 --> 00:01:21.247 align:center Here we go! See you guys! 00:01:21.331 --> 00:01:22.624 align:center -Come on! -Bye! 00:01:25.794 --> 00:01:27.420 align:center -Go in, go in! -Come on! 00:01:28.004 --> 00:01:29.714 align:center Oh! It's so nice! 00:01:31.091 --> 00:01:32.967 align:center -Whoo! Oh! -Oh! Oh! 00:01:33.551 --> 00:01:36.054 align:center Wow, they are straight up frolicking. 00:01:39.474 --> 00:01:40.892 align:center -No! No! No! -Ow! 00:01:53.321 --> 00:01:56.533 align:center Yeah, so I saw this Instagram post about zero-waste hotels, 00:01:56.616 --> 00:01:58.868 align:center and apparently this is number four. 00:01:58.952 --> 00:01:59.911 align:center Oh. Wow. 00:01:59.994 --> 00:02:02.664 align:center Yeah, they even use the output from the bathrooms 00:02:02.747 --> 00:02:03.915 align:center to fertilize the mango groves. 00:02:03.998 --> 00:02:04.833 align:center What? 00:02:04.916 --> 00:02:07.335 align:center Yeah, did any of you read that Sunrise Movement article 00:02:07.418 --> 00:02:09.128 align:center about how commercial development 00:02:09.212 --> 00:02:12.215 align:center is just wreaking havoc on the earthworm population? 00:02:12.298 --> 00:02:14.259 align:center -I know it sounds funny, but it's not. -No. 00:02:14.342 --> 00:02:16.469 align:center Earthworms are the lungs of the Earth. 00:02:19.305 --> 00:02:21.307 align:center -Wow! -Blondie! 00:02:21.391 --> 00:02:22.809 align:center -You look great! -I know. 00:02:22.892 --> 00:02:24.394 align:center Can I say you look like Sisqó? 00:02:24.477 --> 00:02:25.311 align:center No! 00:02:25.395 --> 00:02:26.980 align:center Can I say you look like Sisqó? 00:02:27.063 --> 00:02:27.897 align:center Yes. 00:02:28.898 --> 00:02:30.233 align:center For the past three months, 00:02:30.316 --> 00:02:32.777 align:center the top of my head is the only adventure I'm allowed to have. 00:02:32.861 --> 00:02:35.613 align:center Oh my God, that's right. Nick told me you had heart surgery. 00:02:35.697 --> 00:02:39.993 align:center It was just a procedure, but yes. Claude has been looking after me 24/7. 00:02:40.076 --> 00:02:40.952 align:center Mm. 00:02:41.035 --> 00:02:42.829 align:center He probably needs this vacation more than I do. 00:02:42.912 --> 00:02:45.456 align:center Nah. I love taking care of you. 00:02:45.540 --> 00:02:47.250 align:center Oh my God, guys! A pedal pub! 00:02:47.333 --> 00:02:49.168 align:center That looks so much fun! 00:02:49.252 --> 00:02:50.587 align:center Oh my God, we gotta do that. 00:02:55.717 --> 00:02:57.093 align:center So when can you go back to work? 00:02:57.177 --> 00:02:59.387 align:center As soon as I get back. Literally. 00:02:59.470 --> 00:03:03.433 align:center Yesterday, I got offered a huge project from a hospitality group in Austin. 00:03:03.516 --> 00:03:04.809 align:center But we're not taking it. 00:03:05.310 --> 00:03:08.146 align:center I don't want to take it, but I would like to bask in it. 00:03:08.229 --> 00:03:09.689 align:center You know how I love basking. 00:03:09.772 --> 00:03:13.776 align:center Oh my God, these yurts are so much bigger than they looked online! 00:03:13.860 --> 00:03:16.946 align:center Sweet! And we got three together. How awesome is this? 00:03:17.030 --> 00:03:19.032 align:center Why do they all have air horns? 00:03:19.616 --> 00:03:22.577 align:center Oh, it's to scare away the crocodiles, but you don't need to worry. 00:03:22.660 --> 00:03:24.120 align:center They're really little here. 00:03:28.208 --> 00:03:30.877 align:center Earthworms are the lungs of the Earth? 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:31.920 align:center What? 00:03:32.003 --> 00:03:33.713 align:center First of all, everyone knows 00:03:33.796 --> 00:03:36.215 align:center that the oceans are the lungs of the Earth. 00:03:36.299 --> 00:03:38.760 align:center Yeah, I felt like I was going insane out there. 00:03:38.843 --> 00:03:40.386 align:center -Insane. -Oh, Jesus. 00:03:40.470 --> 00:03:42.597 align:center I mean, I get it. She's young and hot, right? 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:45.016 align:center Don't see a ton of upside for me in answering that. 00:03:45.099 --> 00:03:46.100 align:center What is he doing? 00:03:46.184 --> 00:03:49.520 align:center He's changing his entire personality for his 30-year-old girlfriend. 00:03:49.604 --> 00:03:51.105 align:center He's being such a Zelig. 00:03:51.189 --> 00:03:53.024 align:center Oh, that's a really fresh reference. 00:03:53.107 --> 00:03:54.776 align:center You should say that in front of Ginny. 00:03:54.859 --> 00:03:57.528 align:center And when she asks what a Zelig is, you should explain, 00:03:57.612 --> 00:04:00.490 align:center oh, it's a Woody Allen movie that you like. 00:04:00.573 --> 00:04:01.991 align:center All right, whatever. 00:04:02.075 --> 00:04:04.077 align:center Why can't he have his midlife crisis at home? 00:04:04.160 --> 00:04:06.204 align:center Why does he have to bring it on my vacation? 00:04:06.287 --> 00:04:08.873 align:center I know! I can't relax around a new person. 00:04:08.957 --> 00:04:12.043 align:center What if I have to fart? What if I call her Anne? 00:04:12.126 --> 00:04:13.795 align:center You won't call her Anne. 00:04:13.878 --> 00:04:18.091 align:center I'm knocking, but the sound isn't registering against the canvas. 00:04:22.136 --> 00:04:25.598 align:center I assume you're talking about how wild this situation is. 00:04:25.682 --> 00:04:28.476 align:center Yeah, Ginny is throwing off the whole mojo of the group. 00:04:28.559 --> 00:04:31.854 align:center No, I'm talking about this atrocious hotel. 00:04:32.438 --> 00:04:36.234 align:center Okay. I think it's insane that he had her plan our trip 00:04:36.317 --> 00:04:38.277 align:center after dating, what, five weeks? 00:04:38.361 --> 00:04:41.656 align:center Yeah, and by the way, do we all believe it's only been five weeks? 00:04:41.739 --> 00:04:43.700 align:center I have been cooped up in the house for months. 00:04:43.783 --> 00:04:49.247 align:center I deserve a luxury experience, not some… mildewed jute and shit mangoes. 00:04:49.330 --> 00:04:52.709 align:center You know the one person who wouldn't hate this hotel? Anne. 00:04:52.792 --> 00:04:55.336 align:center And Nick would have hated coming here with her. 00:04:55.420 --> 00:04:57.630 align:center How is Anne? We've been texting, but I… 00:04:57.714 --> 00:04:58.589 align:center Not good. 00:04:58.673 --> 00:05:01.175 align:center I hate that I needed to keep this trip a secret, 00:05:01.259 --> 00:05:03.761 align:center but she's just so miserable right now. 00:05:03.845 --> 00:05:06.681 align:center It's like she's rooting for everybody else to be miserable too. 00:05:07.265 --> 00:05:08.099 align:center Yeah. 00:05:16.149 --> 00:05:18.067 align:center Wait, do-- Do you guys, uh… 00:05:18.151 --> 00:05:19.694 align:center No. Mm-mm. 00:05:19.777 --> 00:05:21.320 align:center No, no, absolutely not. 00:05:25.616 --> 00:05:27.118 align:center Oh! 00:05:30.580 --> 00:05:31.789 align:center Hello? 00:05:32.874 --> 00:05:34.042 align:center Hello? 00:05:36.127 --> 00:05:36.961 align:center Hello? 00:05:37.045 --> 00:05:40.048 align:center Hey! Do you know where the compost is for the mango pits? 00:05:40.131 --> 00:05:43.718 align:center No, I don't work here. Neither does anyone else. 00:05:44.427 --> 00:05:46.763 align:center Can I ask you a favor? 00:05:48.014 --> 00:05:50.516 align:center I do not like it here. I cannot like it here. 00:05:50.600 --> 00:05:52.602 align:center I need you to like it here. 00:05:52.685 --> 00:05:54.395 align:center This place is egregious. 00:05:54.479 --> 00:05:56.564 align:center It's the hotel equivalent of a white guy with dreads. 00:05:56.647 --> 00:05:59.233 align:center We should be staying at the hotel equivalent of Lenny Kravitz. 00:05:59.317 --> 00:06:00.359 align:center -No, no, no. -Yes. 00:06:00.443 --> 00:06:03.571 align:center Do not use my favorite musician against me, please. 00:06:03.654 --> 00:06:06.783 align:center Look, I know that this is not perfect, 00:06:06.866 --> 00:06:09.827 align:center but Ginny put so much work into arranging this trip. 00:06:09.911 --> 00:06:12.246 align:center Nick, do you think you're the first old man 00:06:12.330 --> 00:06:13.539 align:center to date a younger woman? 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:17.335 align:center No, you're joining a long tradition of May-December relationships, 00:06:17.418 --> 00:06:19.212 align:center but you are doing it all wrong. 00:06:19.295 --> 00:06:20.671 align:center What are you talking about? 00:06:20.755 --> 00:06:23.925 align:center As a December, we're supposed to pull the Mays up to our way of life. 00:06:24.008 --> 00:06:25.802 align:center We do not get dragged down to theirs. 00:06:25.885 --> 00:06:28.471 align:center -But I like feeling young again. -Okay. 00:06:28.554 --> 00:06:31.432 align:center When you go to the ancient Greek pottery section of the Met, 00:06:31.516 --> 00:06:33.559 align:center are there images of old men down on the ground 00:06:33.643 --> 00:06:35.395 align:center with younger women playing marbles? 00:06:35.478 --> 00:06:36.521 align:center No! 00:06:36.604 --> 00:06:40.733 align:center They're drinking wine and listening to a goddamn harp. 00:06:40.817 --> 00:06:42.151 align:center You should be introducing Ginny 00:06:42.235 --> 00:06:44.028 align:center to the pleasures of high thread count sheets, 00:06:44.112 --> 00:06:47.990 align:center not sleeping on a mattress that smells like a cold sidewalk! 00:06:48.074 --> 00:06:49.826 align:center I understand you feel strongly about this. 00:06:49.909 --> 00:06:53.746 align:center -I'm gonna kill you. -No. Could you just pretend, please? 00:06:55.706 --> 00:06:56.582 align:center Please. 00:06:57.875 --> 00:06:58.709 align:center Fine. 00:06:59.502 --> 00:07:02.463 align:center I will be as fun and flirty as this hair demands. 00:07:02.547 --> 00:07:03.381 align:center Thank you. 00:07:04.382 --> 00:07:06.300 align:center What about Jack and Kate? Are they being shitty? 00:07:06.384 --> 00:07:07.343 align:center You know those two. 00:07:07.426 --> 00:07:09.137 align:center Complaining is their version of having sex. 00:07:09.220 --> 00:07:10.054 align:center Yeah. 00:07:10.138 --> 00:07:11.597 align:center Oh, that sun! 00:07:11.681 --> 00:07:14.267 align:center -Oh, it's gonna be hot on that boat. -Jesus. 00:07:18.521 --> 00:07:19.438 align:center What is that? 00:07:19.522 --> 00:07:20.481 align:center My hat. 00:07:20.565 --> 00:07:23.067 align:center Oh, I thought you couldn't find that when you were packing. 00:07:23.151 --> 00:07:24.026 align:center True. 00:07:24.110 --> 00:07:26.863 align:center And odd, because I always store it in the same place. 00:07:26.946 --> 00:07:29.866 align:center But then, life is good. 00:07:29.949 --> 00:07:32.201 align:center -Found this one for sale at the airport. -Hmm! 00:07:32.285 --> 00:07:35.329 align:center Fine. You can wear it if I can cut my hair short. 00:07:35.413 --> 00:07:38.875 align:center I have the exact picture of Anne Hathaway that I'm gonna take to my hairdresser. 00:07:41.085 --> 00:07:43.421 align:center -Hey, what are you doing? -You skipped your feet. 00:07:43.504 --> 00:07:44.505 align:center I don't need it on my-- 00:07:44.589 --> 00:07:47.383 align:center Melanoma of the toes is how Bob Marley died, okay? 00:07:47.467 --> 00:07:50.094 align:center Don't you remember? We watched three movies about him last month. 00:07:52.346 --> 00:07:55.558 align:center All right, sailors. Are you ready for the best ride of your life? 00:07:55.641 --> 00:07:58.060 align:center Yeah! 00:07:58.728 --> 00:07:59.604 align:center Whoo! 00:08:07.278 --> 00:08:09.155 align:center -It's so beautiful. -Right? 00:08:09.238 --> 00:08:11.908 align:center -This was such a good idea. Thank you. -Thank you. 00:08:12.742 --> 00:08:14.410 align:center You okay? Jesus! 00:08:15.661 --> 00:08:18.956 align:center Hey, guys, sorry, the captain just said it's gonna get pretty choppy. 00:08:19.040 --> 00:08:20.124 align:center -Okay! -What? 00:08:26.881 --> 00:08:28.216 align:center Here you go. 00:08:28.299 --> 00:08:29.759 align:center -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 00:08:29.842 --> 00:08:33.137 align:center So, remind me, how did you all meet again? 00:08:33.221 --> 00:08:35.056 align:center Ah! That's a funny story. I'll tell it. 00:08:35.139 --> 00:08:39.310 align:center Okay, so, Kate and Jack and Danny all went to college together. 00:08:39.393 --> 00:08:43.523 align:center But before Kate and Jack fell in love, wait for it… 00:08:44.023 --> 00:08:45.107 align:center Drum roll… 00:08:48.110 --> 00:08:49.403 align:center Okay, that's a lot of drum roll. 00:08:49.987 --> 00:08:51.822 align:center Kate and Danny used to be a couple. Boom! 00:08:51.906 --> 00:08:54.116 align:center -What? No! -Yeah. 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:55.660 align:center We were not a couple. 00:08:55.743 --> 00:08:58.913 align:center Oh my God. How can you say we weren't a couple? We kissed three times. 00:08:58.996 --> 00:09:00.915 align:center And two of those times was in a play. 00:09:00.998 --> 00:09:03.751 align:center Yes, but the third time was genuine boredom. 00:09:05.169 --> 00:09:09.632 align:center Anyway, then we met on March 12, 2014. 00:09:10.216 --> 00:09:12.301 align:center -He stopped me on the street. -Aw. 00:09:12.385 --> 00:09:14.804 align:center Back then, my hair used to be down to the butt. 00:09:14.887 --> 00:09:16.180 align:center I had to know more. 00:09:16.264 --> 00:09:17.890 align:center And you worked for Nick, right? 00:09:17.974 --> 00:09:20.017 align:center Yeah, for four long years. 00:09:20.101 --> 00:09:21.185 align:center It was great. 00:09:21.269 --> 00:09:23.729 align:center -You fired me. -Three years after I should have. 00:09:23.813 --> 00:09:28.150 align:center You were a great hang at happy hour, but you were terrible at market analysis. 00:09:28.234 --> 00:09:31.153 align:center Well, I just wanted all the little businesses to do well. 00:09:31.862 --> 00:09:34.657 align:center Wow. You guys have a lot of history. 00:09:35.908 --> 00:09:37.868 align:center So, how did you two meet? 00:09:37.952 --> 00:09:40.621 align:center -Ginny is my dental hygienist. -Oh, wow. 00:09:40.705 --> 00:09:43.332 align:center Every time she'd clean my teeth, she would tell me about all the fun, 00:09:43.416 --> 00:09:45.710 align:center exciting adventures she was going to go on. 00:09:45.793 --> 00:09:47.420 align:center Now we're doing them together. 00:09:47.503 --> 00:09:50.881 align:center Actually, we are going to Burning Man next month. 00:09:50.965 --> 00:09:52.508 align:center I already bought a steampunk hat. 00:09:55.845 --> 00:09:58.180 align:center It's from the boat. It's not about you guys. 00:10:00.057 --> 00:10:01.309 align:center Ooh, do you have sunscreen? 00:10:01.392 --> 00:10:03.185 align:center 'Cause your shoulders are getting red, Beth. 00:10:03.269 --> 00:10:04.437 align:center Oh, my God. 00:10:04.520 --> 00:10:05.938 align:center Not Beth. Ginny. 00:10:06.022 --> 00:10:07.440 align:center Beth? 00:10:07.982 --> 00:10:10.192 align:center -Who's Beth, Nick? Should I be worried? -Nah. 00:10:10.276 --> 00:10:11.861 align:center -It's a common name. -Kate! 00:10:11.944 --> 00:10:13.904 align:center Beth is your daughter, silly. 00:10:14.947 --> 00:10:16.699 align:center -Yes. -She's 17. 00:10:16.782 --> 00:10:20.411 align:center She has such a baby face. She looks very, very, very, very young. 00:10:23.539 --> 00:10:25.166 align:center Sorry. I am so sorry. 00:10:25.249 --> 00:10:28.669 align:center Oh, my gosh. No. No worries. It's totally fine. Don't sweat it. 00:10:33.090 --> 00:10:33.924 align:center Ginny. 00:10:34.008 --> 00:10:35.926 align:center We love the hotel. 00:10:36.010 --> 00:10:36.844 align:center Sì. 00:10:36.927 --> 00:10:38.387 align:center -Great. Okay. -Yeah. 00:10:38.929 --> 00:10:40.222 align:center -It's so good. -Thanks. 00:10:44.769 --> 00:10:47.229 align:center -Hey, where'd you get fresh towels? -I wouldn't say fresh. 00:10:47.313 --> 00:10:50.816 align:center -I might not even 100% say towels. -Ew! Why are they wet already? 00:10:50.900 --> 00:10:52.485 align:center This place is a death trap. 00:10:53.110 --> 00:10:56.656 align:center At least your husband is, uh, sunscreening you against your will. 00:10:57.156 --> 00:10:58.449 align:center Ha! Yeah. 00:10:59.659 --> 00:11:01.535 align:center You should've seen him after my surgery. 00:11:01.619 --> 00:11:02.453 align:center One time, 00:11:02.536 --> 00:11:05.414 align:center I woke up to him bicycling my legs so I wouldn't get a blood clot. 00:11:05.498 --> 00:11:06.415 align:center Oh my God. 00:11:06.916 --> 00:11:09.752 align:center -Yeah. -But you're out of the woods, right? 00:11:09.835 --> 00:11:12.380 align:center Depends on who you ask. If you ask my doctor, absolutely. 00:11:12.463 --> 00:11:14.131 align:center If you ask Claude, he will cry. 00:11:14.215 --> 00:11:15.591 align:center Because he's ridiculous. 00:11:16.175 --> 00:11:17.218 align:center He is. 00:11:17.301 --> 00:11:18.219 align:center But I love him. 00:11:19.011 --> 00:11:20.721 align:center -And he takes good care of me. -He does. 00:11:20.805 --> 00:11:24.141 align:center Yeah. Hey, you know what I just remembered? 00:11:24.225 --> 00:11:26.769 align:center About an hour ago, when you called Ginny "Beth." 00:11:26.852 --> 00:11:28.104 align:center All right. Goodbye. 00:11:31.065 --> 00:11:32.149 align:center -Hey. -Hmm? 00:11:32.650 --> 00:11:34.944 align:center -Are people having a good time? -Oh, yeah. 00:11:35.820 --> 00:11:38.072 align:center Remember? Danny said he loved the hotel. 00:11:38.739 --> 00:11:39.699 align:center Yeah. 00:11:39.782 --> 00:11:41.784 align:center Everyone looks kind of exhausted. 00:11:41.867 --> 00:11:44.286 align:center I think that's just the way they look. 00:11:44.370 --> 00:11:46.956 align:center Yeah, but nobody responded either time I brought up the pedal pub. 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:48.374 align:center -Really? -Mm-mm. 00:11:49.542 --> 00:11:50.543 align:center -No. -I think they did. 00:11:50.626 --> 00:11:53.879 align:center Okay, can you take a look at this itinerary and be honest? 00:11:53.963 --> 00:11:56.006 align:center Tell me if you think this is stuff that they'll like. 00:11:56.090 --> 00:11:57.174 align:center Okay. 00:11:57.258 --> 00:11:58.384 align:center "Sunrise yoga." 00:11:58.968 --> 00:11:59.802 align:center Fun. 00:11:59.885 --> 00:12:02.012 align:center "Open water paddleboarding." That sounds cool. 00:12:02.096 --> 00:12:04.640 align:center "Sound bath with Shaman Jay." 00:12:04.723 --> 00:12:05.850 align:center I cannot wait to meet him. 00:12:05.933 --> 00:12:07.476 align:center That all sounds great. They're gonna love it. 00:12:07.560 --> 00:12:08.561 align:center Yeah? 00:12:08.644 --> 00:12:09.645 align:center Yeah, don't worry. 00:12:10.271 --> 00:12:11.939 align:center -Trip's going great. -Mm. 00:12:12.022 --> 00:12:12.857 align:center Thanks. 00:12:21.073 --> 00:12:23.200 align:center Hey. Hey. Hey. 00:12:24.869 --> 00:12:26.245 align:center Ginny just saw my penis. 00:12:26.328 --> 00:12:29.165 align:center -What? -I was using the-- The outdoor shower. 00:12:29.248 --> 00:12:31.709 align:center And, um, okay, let me back up. 00:12:31.792 --> 00:12:34.962 align:center So, I-I-I mean, have you noticed how the ocean breeze is, like, 00:12:35.045 --> 00:12:36.881 align:center strangely strong around here, right? 00:12:36.964 --> 00:12:38.090 align:center Yeah, so the door blew open? 00:12:38.174 --> 00:12:41.260 align:center Yes. Okay, but before I continue, keep in mind, 00:12:41.343 --> 00:12:43.429 align:center there's just a lot of sand around here, right? 00:12:43.512 --> 00:12:45.014 align:center Just tell me what happened. 00:12:45.097 --> 00:12:48.893 align:center Well, I had some sand in my folds, down-- You know, right here. 00:12:48.976 --> 00:12:53.063 align:center So I was, like, being extra careful cleaning, right? 00:12:53.147 --> 00:12:56.650 align:center And if somebody wasn't aware of my intentions… 00:12:56.734 --> 00:12:58.611 align:center -Okay, act it out. Let me see. -Okay. 00:12:58.694 --> 00:13:02.531 align:center So, you know, the shower's up here, and I'm, like, you know, getting… 00:13:02.615 --> 00:13:04.867 align:center And it's like, God, it's really in there. 00:13:04.950 --> 00:13:07.786 align:center Cleaning, and I'm cleaning. It's like, gotta lift. 00:13:07.870 --> 00:13:09.997 align:center Get in there, I'm not thinking about any of this. Like-- 00:13:10.080 --> 00:13:11.749 align:center "Oh, is the door open?" I was like… 00:13:11.832 --> 00:13:13.334 align:center And… 00:13:13.417 --> 00:13:15.836 align:center Okay, that's very bad. Were you grimacing like that? 00:13:15.920 --> 00:13:18.714 align:center Well, the water temperature fluctuated! It was startling! 00:13:21.592 --> 00:13:24.261 align:center Hey, hey, look, you also did an embarrassing thing. 00:13:24.345 --> 00:13:25.554 align:center Remember the "Beth"? 00:13:25.638 --> 00:13:27.556 align:center Nope. Nobody does now. 00:13:46.367 --> 00:13:48.744 align:center How can I be both sweaty and cold? 00:13:48.828 --> 00:13:50.621 align:center Aren't you uncomfortable? 00:13:51.121 --> 00:13:53.541 align:center I lived much worse than this in the Italian army. 00:13:53.624 --> 00:13:58.087 align:center Oh, man, how could I let Nick guilt me into staying here? 00:13:58.170 --> 00:14:01.507 align:center I feel like I'm gonna return more exhausted than when I left. 00:14:02.007 --> 00:14:04.468 align:center Absolutely not. You're still recovering. 00:14:05.844 --> 00:14:06.679 align:center Okay. 00:14:07.221 --> 00:14:08.430 align:center Go sit on the beach. 00:14:09.348 --> 00:14:11.600 align:center When you come back, the room will be perfect. 00:14:12.268 --> 00:14:13.394 align:center -What? -Go. 00:14:13.477 --> 00:14:15.688 align:center Okay! Okay! Okay! 00:14:15.771 --> 00:14:16.814 align:center Hey, hey, hey. 00:14:42.047 --> 00:14:43.507 align:center Oh, wow. 00:14:44.383 --> 00:14:45.926 align:center You made a little nest. 00:14:46.010 --> 00:14:47.052 align:center Better. 00:14:47.136 --> 00:14:48.012 align:center A cocoon. 00:14:50.264 --> 00:14:51.348 align:center Lie. 00:15:34.224 --> 00:15:35.059 align:center Hey. 00:15:35.851 --> 00:15:36.894 align:center Nick is crying. 00:15:37.561 --> 00:15:38.395 align:center What? 00:15:38.479 --> 00:15:42.566 align:center I just saw Nick drinking alone by the fire pit, and he is crying. 00:15:42.650 --> 00:15:43.484 align:center Crying? 00:15:43.567 --> 00:15:45.194 align:center Crying. 00:15:45.277 --> 00:15:47.112 align:center Oh, that's so weird. 00:15:47.780 --> 00:15:50.866 align:center Is it? Or is it the first thing that's made sense all day? 00:15:50.949 --> 00:15:54.244 align:center Like, maybe he finally realized that he's blown up his life. 00:15:54.328 --> 00:15:58.165 align:center I don't know. I mean, I don't think you can fake frolicking like that. 00:15:58.248 --> 00:15:59.792 align:center I mean, think about it. 00:15:59.875 --> 00:16:03.087 align:center We've been sucking in our guts for one day and we're losing our minds. 00:16:03.170 --> 00:16:06.674 align:center He's been doing it for weeks. Right? He's gotta be exhausted. 00:16:07.257 --> 00:16:08.884 align:center He knows this isn't gonna last, 00:16:08.968 --> 00:16:12.972 align:center and he's gonna have to impress a million Ginnys on a million first dates. 00:16:13.055 --> 00:16:16.976 align:center He's gonna have to ask himself, "Is this the right shirt for my profile?" 00:16:17.059 --> 00:16:18.602 align:center till the day he dies. 00:16:18.686 --> 00:16:20.479 align:center God, that's chilling. 00:16:21.730 --> 00:16:25.150 align:center Well, guess we won't be seeing Ginny again, right? 00:16:25.234 --> 00:16:27.736 align:center Our humiliation will die in her absence. 00:16:30.698 --> 00:16:31.615 align:center That said, 00:16:31.699 --> 00:16:34.660 align:center I think you should go out there because he did look very upset, 00:16:34.743 --> 00:16:36.245 align:center and he could probably use a friend. 00:16:36.328 --> 00:16:37.162 align:center Yeah. 00:16:41.125 --> 00:16:42.209 align:center Oh my God… 00:16:42.751 --> 00:16:45.671 align:center Couple questions about your, uh, theory. 00:16:46.213 --> 00:16:48.007 align:center I'm telling you, he's not happy. 00:16:51.176 --> 00:16:52.636 align:center Maybe it's goodbye sex? 00:16:52.720 --> 00:16:55.180 align:center Oh, yeah! 00:16:55.723 --> 00:16:58.016 align:center -I saw what I saw. -Oh my God, Nick! 00:17:11.530 --> 00:17:12.531 align:center Oh… 00:17:16.201 --> 00:17:17.077 align:center Oh. 00:17:22.750 --> 00:17:24.251 align:center -Morning. -Morning. 00:17:25.836 --> 00:17:27.463 align:center You need to take your Vasotec. 00:17:27.963 --> 00:17:31.216 align:center You're supposed to take it by 7:00 a.m. in the morning. Every morning. 00:17:31.300 --> 00:17:34.344 align:center Oh, okay, okay. I can take my own pill, Mama Bird. 00:17:34.970 --> 00:17:36.055 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:17:37.014 --> 00:17:38.307 align:center -Now, go. -Mm… 00:17:41.435 --> 00:17:42.436 align:center Okay. 00:17:42.519 --> 00:17:43.687 align:center Okay. 00:17:47.691 --> 00:17:49.359 align:center -What? What's wrong? -Nothing. 00:17:49.443 --> 00:17:50.652 align:center -I'm just feeling… -What? 00:17:50.736 --> 00:17:51.987 align:center Nothing, I'm fine, fine, fine. 00:17:52.071 --> 00:17:54.364 align:center It's this place. You slept terribly. 00:17:54.907 --> 00:17:56.992 align:center We can't sleep here another night. 00:18:00.412 --> 00:18:01.413 align:center Oh my God, look. 00:18:02.498 --> 00:18:05.042 align:center There's a four-star resort one mile away. 00:18:05.125 --> 00:18:06.960 align:center Uh… 00:18:07.044 --> 00:18:10.005 align:center No, I-I promised Nick that I wouldn't bail on this hotel. 00:18:10.089 --> 00:18:12.299 align:center Then we come back, but we go for the day. 00:18:12.382 --> 00:18:15.094 align:center Sit by the pool, relax. 00:18:16.553 --> 00:18:17.471 align:center We must go. 00:18:24.269 --> 00:18:26.146 align:center -Morning. -Hey, morning! 00:18:26.230 --> 00:18:27.856 align:center -Morning! -Hi. 00:18:27.940 --> 00:18:29.316 align:center Morning. 00:18:29.399 --> 00:18:30.317 align:center Thank you. 00:18:31.318 --> 00:18:32.361 align:center How was your night? 00:18:32.861 --> 00:18:34.655 align:center Not bad. Not bad at all, yeah. 00:18:36.281 --> 00:18:38.242 align:center -Good. Good, good. -Cool stuff. 00:18:41.328 --> 00:18:43.789 align:center Oh, my gosh, Nick, what is this? 00:18:43.872 --> 00:18:47.918 align:center It's a little thank you for planning such a wonderful trip for all of us. 00:18:48.001 --> 00:18:50.003 align:center Oh my God, it's beautiful. 00:18:50.087 --> 00:18:51.797 align:center Aw. 00:18:51.880 --> 00:18:53.382 align:center -Thank you. -You're welcome. 00:18:53.465 --> 00:18:56.760 align:center Nick, what did you get me for planning our last seven trips? 00:18:58.178 --> 00:19:02.224 align:center A little off-brand box of raisins! Oh my God, I love it. Thank you. 00:19:02.307 --> 00:19:04.977 align:center Yeah, you know what? I think I have a gift receipt here somewhere. 00:19:05.060 --> 00:19:07.604 align:center Where is that? If you wanna return it. Oh, there it is. Boom. 00:19:11.191 --> 00:19:12.693 align:center This is so great. 00:19:12.776 --> 00:19:16.905 align:center It's so fun. Your vibe, the hotel. All of it is just good. 00:19:16.989 --> 00:19:20.951 align:center So today, Claude and I, we're gonna take a little historical excursion, 00:19:21.034 --> 00:19:22.661 align:center if any of you are interested in joining. 00:19:22.744 --> 00:19:24.580 align:center -Where to? -These ancient petroglyphs. 00:19:24.663 --> 00:19:27.457 align:center It's only a two-hour drive and a 45-minute hike. 00:19:27.541 --> 00:19:29.001 align:center But when you get there, 00:19:29.084 --> 00:19:33.297 align:center you can almost see drawings etched on the rocks. 00:19:33.380 --> 00:19:34.548 align:center -Pass. -No, thanks. 00:19:34.631 --> 00:19:35.883 align:center Mm, yeah, cool. 00:19:35.966 --> 00:19:37.509 align:center -We're gonna stick around here. -Yeah. 00:19:37.593 --> 00:19:39.011 align:center -All right. -Okay! 00:19:39.094 --> 00:19:43.932 align:center Now, if you decide to do the pedal pub while we're gone… it's fine. 00:19:44.474 --> 00:19:46.393 align:center -So fine. -Okay. 00:19:46.476 --> 00:19:47.686 align:center -Have fun. -Bye! 00:19:47.769 --> 00:19:48.896 align:center Come on. 00:19:49.479 --> 00:19:52.024 align:center Uh, does anyone need me to compost anything for them? 00:19:52.107 --> 00:19:53.525 align:center Yeah, you know what? I'll help. 00:19:54.318 --> 00:19:56.069 align:center -I'll be right back. -Yeah, sure. 00:19:58.780 --> 00:20:02.075 align:center Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something? 00:20:02.576 --> 00:20:04.203 align:center Of course. Anything you need. 00:20:04.786 --> 00:20:05.621 align:center Um… 00:20:07.039 --> 00:20:09.166 align:center Could you and Jack stop being so fucking weird? 00:20:09.249 --> 00:20:10.083 align:center What? 00:20:10.167 --> 00:20:13.295 align:center You're behaving like lunatics, and it's making the trip really awkward. 00:20:13.378 --> 00:20:15.214 align:center Obviously why Danny and Claude left. 00:20:15.297 --> 00:20:16.715 align:center Oh, I'm being weird? 00:20:16.798 --> 00:20:18.926 align:center I'm the one who's ordering a steampunk hat 00:20:19.009 --> 00:20:21.261 align:center and talking about the lungs of the Earth? That's me? 00:20:21.345 --> 00:20:23.680 align:center And you guys with your eye-rolling and your whispering. 00:20:23.764 --> 00:20:26.767 align:center -And you called Ginny "Beth"? -You're lucky I didn't call her "Anne." 00:20:26.850 --> 00:20:30.145 align:center Okay, here we go. Say what you want to say. 00:20:31.730 --> 00:20:32.856 align:center Okay. 00:20:32.940 --> 00:20:34.650 align:center This is not weird. 00:20:35.150 --> 00:20:36.360 align:center This? 00:20:36.985 --> 00:20:39.279 align:center This is weird! 00:20:39.363 --> 00:20:40.989 align:center It's weird that Anne's not here, 00:20:41.073 --> 00:20:44.785 align:center and it's weird that your girlfriend wasn't born when Reagan got shot. 00:20:44.868 --> 00:20:46.328 align:center What the fuck is that metric? 00:20:46.411 --> 00:20:50.040 align:center It's weird that you are making us all act like this is normal. 00:20:50.123 --> 00:20:53.335 align:center Know what? I don't think you should come on the paddleboarding excursion today. 00:20:53.418 --> 00:20:56.171 align:center I'm gonna tell Ginny that you are too tired. 00:20:56.254 --> 00:20:58.465 align:center Oh no, I feel great. You're too tired. 00:20:58.548 --> 00:21:01.134 align:center And I am gonna go, and I'm gonna stare you in the eyes 00:21:01.218 --> 00:21:04.388 align:center while we float around in the weird that you created. 00:21:05.055 --> 00:21:06.723 align:center Let's paddleboard, baby! 00:21:11.979 --> 00:21:13.814 align:center Isn't this pretty? 00:21:13.897 --> 00:21:15.774 align:center Oh, yeah. I love it! 00:21:15.857 --> 00:21:16.984 align:center I love it more. 00:21:30.622 --> 00:21:33.166 align:center …Dermatologist said nothing to worry about. It's just a big mole. 00:21:33.250 --> 00:21:35.794 align:center -How do you like paddleboarding? -Oh, loving it. 00:21:35.877 --> 00:21:37.796 align:center 'Cause I noticed you ate shit back there. 00:21:37.879 --> 00:21:39.131 align:center No, I wanted to. 00:21:39.214 --> 00:21:40.882 align:center -The water felt great. -Yeah? 00:21:40.966 --> 00:21:43.260 align:center Babe, I think that is the secret beach we saw on TikTok. 00:21:43.343 --> 00:21:44.469 align:center -Oh, really? -Yeah. 00:21:44.553 --> 00:21:45.470 align:center Wow! 00:21:45.554 --> 00:21:46.680 align:center Awesome! 00:21:46.763 --> 00:21:48.181 align:center That is sick! 00:21:48.265 --> 00:21:50.100 align:center -I just see rocks. -No, no, no. 00:21:50.183 --> 00:21:51.601 align:center If you climb up the rocks, 00:21:51.685 --> 00:21:54.271 align:center there's, like, this little secret lagoon right behind it. 00:21:54.354 --> 00:21:56.106 align:center Maybe you can just send me the TikTok, 00:21:56.189 --> 00:21:58.567 align:center because those rocks look pretty jagged and wet. 00:21:58.650 --> 00:22:01.862 align:center Actually, I don't have TikTok, but if you could just share it to my Facebook-- 00:22:01.945 --> 00:22:05.741 align:center Yeah, but don't let us stop you. I know this is what Nick lives for. 00:22:05.824 --> 00:22:07.200 align:center New adventures. 00:22:07.284 --> 00:22:09.786 align:center Definitely not, like, drinking Bordeaux 00:22:09.870 --> 00:22:12.080 align:center at a restaurant that serves creamed spinach 00:22:12.164 --> 00:22:14.291 align:center and also has a picture of the Rat Pack on the wall. 00:22:14.374 --> 00:22:16.418 align:center Obviously, Kate is teasing me 00:22:16.501 --> 00:22:19.129 align:center because this isn't the sort of thing I did before. 00:22:19.212 --> 00:22:23.383 align:center But now, I am having a blast, making up for lost time. 00:22:23.467 --> 00:22:26.845 align:center So, yes, I would love to see the secret beach. 00:22:26.928 --> 00:22:28.597 align:center -You want to go? -Absolutely. 00:22:28.680 --> 00:22:29.890 align:center -Okay. Let's go! -Let's go! 00:22:29.973 --> 00:22:32.768 align:center Let's go see the secret beach. I am so down! 00:22:32.851 --> 00:22:34.561 align:center All right, we'll be here. 00:22:34.644 --> 00:22:36.021 align:center Have fun! 00:22:41.943 --> 00:22:42.778 align:center Going in. 00:22:47.115 --> 00:22:48.742 align:center Watch this, assholes! 00:22:49.910 --> 00:22:52.204 align:center -Watching! -You can stop calling us that. 00:22:59.294 --> 00:23:01.296 align:center Whoo! You got it, babe! 00:23:01.963 --> 00:23:03.340 align:center Almost there! 00:23:05.217 --> 00:23:06.218 align:center Whoo! 00:23:06.301 --> 00:23:07.135 align:center Get it, babe! 00:23:11.223 --> 00:23:13.141 align:center Yeah! 00:23:16.061 --> 00:23:18.021 align:center -Yes! -Yes! 00:23:18.105 --> 00:23:19.564 align:center Yeah! 00:23:20.273 --> 00:23:22.150 align:center Check me out, bitches! 00:23:22.734 --> 00:23:24.027 align:center Yes! 00:23:25.779 --> 00:23:27.447 align:center Oh, no! 00:23:27.531 --> 00:23:30.242 align:center Oh, God! Something's wrong! 00:23:30.325 --> 00:23:31.701 align:center -Oh, God! -Oh, my God. 00:23:32.285 --> 00:23:33.370 align:center Ah! My foot! 00:23:33.453 --> 00:23:35.789 align:center -Shit! Babe, I'm coming! -My foot! 00:23:35.872 --> 00:23:39.126 align:center Something happened to my foot! Oh my God! 00:23:39.918 --> 00:23:40.877 align:center Call an ambulance. 00:23:40.961 --> 00:23:43.880 align:center Pull out the spikes. The pain is going up the leg. 00:23:43.964 --> 00:23:46.591 align:center Ah! Oh, goddamn it! What is that thing? 00:23:46.675 --> 00:23:47.759 align:center Take that down! 00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:02.232 align:center Hey, watch this, watch this. 00:24:02.315 --> 00:24:05.485 align:center Hey, would you mind getting that? I can't get to my room key. 00:24:05.569 --> 00:24:06.611 align:center Hands are full. 00:24:06.695 --> 00:24:07.779 align:center Ooh! 00:24:07.863 --> 00:24:09.114 align:center -You got it. -Thank you. 00:24:09.197 --> 00:24:11.074 align:center Hey! We're back! 00:24:11.158 --> 00:24:12.617 align:center -Whoo! -Hi! 00:24:12.701 --> 00:24:13.827 align:center Nice to see you again. 00:24:13.910 --> 00:24:15.120 align:center Great to see you too. 00:24:15.203 --> 00:24:18.290 align:center Another perfect day in paradise! 00:24:19.499 --> 00:24:20.458 align:center Enjoy. 00:24:21.042 --> 00:24:22.377 align:center Ahem. Here we go. 00:24:24.045 --> 00:24:25.172 align:center Oh, shit. 00:24:25.881 --> 00:24:26.882 align:center Hi. 00:24:26.965 --> 00:24:28.341 align:center -Hi. -It's us again! 00:24:28.425 --> 00:24:30.260 align:center -We're back! -Welcome. 00:24:30.343 --> 00:24:31.970 align:center Can I get your room number? 00:24:32.053 --> 00:24:33.305 align:center -5000. -714. 00:24:35.140 --> 00:24:36.766 align:center You guys are from the yurt place, right? 00:24:37.350 --> 00:24:38.351 align:center That happens a lot. 00:24:39.728 --> 00:24:43.148 align:center Look, I don't give a shit. I'm starting at Villanova next week. 00:24:43.231 --> 00:24:45.358 align:center If you give me 100 bucks, I'll get you a cabana. 00:24:46.943 --> 00:24:48.945 align:center -Deal. -What are you gonna study? 00:24:55.577 --> 00:24:56.995 align:center Is that the last one? 00:24:57.078 --> 00:24:59.497 align:center Okay, great. The pharmacy had the cream. 00:24:59.581 --> 00:25:01.291 align:center -Ginny is on her way back. -Okay. 00:25:01.374 --> 00:25:03.084 align:center Well, until she returns, 00:25:03.168 --> 00:25:05.378 align:center the Scotch will continue to be my medicine. 00:25:08.048 --> 00:25:09.925 align:center -Thank you. -I feel like this is my fault. 00:25:10.008 --> 00:25:11.801 align:center No, I did this to myself. 00:25:12.302 --> 00:25:13.720 align:center Although next time you're mad at me, 00:25:13.803 --> 00:25:15.680 align:center you don't have to goad me into climbing rocks. 00:25:15.764 --> 00:25:17.390 align:center Just tell me to go fuck myself. 00:25:17.474 --> 00:25:20.852 align:center -No, I don't want you to go fuck yourself. -Mm, yeah, you do. 00:25:21.770 --> 00:25:22.729 align:center You all do. 00:25:22.812 --> 00:25:25.315 align:center I left Anne. Now you think I'm a piece of shit. 00:25:25.398 --> 00:25:28.985 align:center Hey, we don't think that, all right? We wouldn't have come if we thought that. 00:25:29.069 --> 00:25:31.821 align:center Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this divorce is hard on you too. 00:25:31.905 --> 00:25:33.323 align:center It has been hard. 00:25:33.406 --> 00:25:34.491 align:center It's been rough. 00:25:34.574 --> 00:25:35.408 align:center Yeah. 00:25:35.492 --> 00:25:38.328 align:center It's okay. We're here. We're your friends. 00:25:38.411 --> 00:25:41.706 align:center Yeah, and Nicky, you don't have to pretend in front of us. 00:25:42.374 --> 00:25:43.708 align:center What do you mean, pretend? 00:25:43.792 --> 00:25:45.794 align:center I mean, we've known you for 30 years, and I get it. 00:25:45.877 --> 00:25:47.337 align:center Ginny is hot and new. 00:25:47.420 --> 00:25:51.299 align:center But anyone our age would be exhausted by all this. 00:25:52.384 --> 00:25:53.510 align:center I'm not exhausted. 00:25:54.636 --> 00:25:56.846 align:center I-I'm happier than I've ever been in my life. 00:25:58.431 --> 00:26:00.642 align:center You know when I was exhausted? 00:26:00.725 --> 00:26:03.228 align:center When I was living my old, shitty life. 00:26:03.311 --> 00:26:05.313 align:center I was just like you, Jack, 00:26:05.397 --> 00:26:08.400 align:center jerking off in the hotel shower on vacation. 00:26:08.483 --> 00:26:11.152 align:center I wasn't doing that. I had, uh, sand in my folds-- 00:26:11.236 --> 00:26:13.405 align:center I don't care if you guys don't believe me. 00:26:13.488 --> 00:26:15.282 align:center I'm happier than I've ever been. 00:26:17.242 --> 00:26:21.204 align:center But… I saw you cry by the fire. 00:26:23.123 --> 00:26:25.041 align:center You know why I was crying, Kate? 00:26:25.583 --> 00:26:28.920 align:center Because I couldn't believe what a lucky son of a bitch I am. 00:26:30.672 --> 00:26:32.841 align:center I was looking up into the heavens, 00:26:32.924 --> 00:26:35.552 align:center thanking God for allowing me to meet Ginny, 00:26:36.344 --> 00:26:38.888 align:center for giving me a second chance. 00:26:40.432 --> 00:26:41.808 align:center I was dead. 00:26:42.392 --> 00:26:43.476 align:center And now I live. 00:26:45.186 --> 00:26:47.814 align:center When was the last time you guys felt like that? 00:26:52.444 --> 00:26:54.738 align:center I will have the lobster roll and fries. 00:26:55.447 --> 00:26:59.534 align:center Then I'll get the antioxidant salad. That way we can share both. 00:27:00.827 --> 00:27:01.703 align:center Thank you. 00:27:06.499 --> 00:27:07.626 align:center Oh, that's cute. 00:27:19.846 --> 00:27:21.056 align:center How does your body feel? 00:27:21.139 --> 00:27:22.932 align:center I need to run to the bathroom. 00:27:23.767 --> 00:27:24.601 align:center Okay. 00:28:04.391 --> 00:28:05.433 align:center Anne? to run to the bathroom.