WEBVTT 00:27.694 --> 00:29.362 What's with all these mosquitoes? 00:30.363 --> 00:31.364 It's okay, amore. 00:31.865 --> 00:34.701 You're supposed to eat a pound of insects every year. 00:35.368 --> 00:38.580 I think that's an observation, not a recommendation. 00:39.247 --> 00:41.624 Can you believe it? Look at her out there! 00:42.625 --> 00:45.295 Honey! Look over here, let me get a shot! 00:46.463 --> 00:47.714 Give me a pose! 00:49.215 --> 00:51.760 Uh-oh! I'm calling Sports Illustrated! 00:51.843 --> 00:52.844 Love it! 00:53.636 --> 00:55.346 The water's so perfect! 00:55.430 --> 00:57.140 You… 00:57.223 --> 01:02.228 You made so much fun of me for wearing my bikini under my clothes on the plane, 01:02.312 --> 01:04.272 but I told you it was a good idea! 01:04.355 --> 01:05.648 It was a good idea. 01:05.732 --> 01:09.194 Wait, you guys, you have to go in. The water is, like, perfect. 01:09.277 --> 01:12.447 You're supposed to give sunscreen like a half hour to absorb. 01:12.530 --> 01:14.407 Yeah, the sunscreen thing for me too. 01:14.491 --> 01:16.034 Mmm, yeah. 01:16.117 --> 01:16.951 I don't wanna. 01:17.035 --> 01:18.953 You know what? What the hell? 01:19.454 --> 01:21.247 Here we go! See you guys! 01:21.331 --> 01:22.624 -Come on! -Bye! 01:25.794 --> 01:27.420 -Go in, go in! -Come on! 01:28.004 --> 01:29.714 Oh! It's so nice! 01:31.091 --> 01:32.967 -Whoo! Oh! -Oh! Oh! 01:33.551 --> 01:36.054 Wow, they are straight up frolicking. 01:39.474 --> 01:40.892 -No! No! No! -Ow! 01:53.321 --> 01:56.533 Yeah, so I saw this Instagram post about zero-waste hotels, 01:56.616 --> 01:58.868 and apparently this is number four. 01:58.952 --> 01:59.911 Oh. Wow. 01:59.994 --> 02:02.664 Yeah, they even use the output from the bathrooms 02:02.747 --> 02:03.915 to fertilize the mango groves. 02:03.998 --> 02:04.833 What? 02:04.916 --> 02:07.335 Yeah, did any of you read that Sunrise Movement article 02:07.418 --> 02:09.128 about how commercial development 02:09.212 --> 02:12.215 is just wreaking havoc on the earthworm population? 02:12.298 --> 02:14.259 -I know it sounds funny, but it's not. -No. 02:14.342 --> 02:16.469 Earthworms are the lungs of the Earth. 02:19.305 --> 02:21.307 -Wow! -Blondie! 02:21.391 --> 02:22.809 -You look great! -I know. 02:22.892 --> 02:24.394 Can I say you look like Sisqó? 02:24.477 --> 02:25.311 No! 02:25.395 --> 02:26.980 Can I say you look like Sisqó? 02:27.063 --> 02:27.897 Yes. 02:28.898 --> 02:30.233 For the past three months, 02:30.316 --> 02:32.777 the top of my head is the only adventure I'm allowed to have. 02:32.861 --> 02:35.613 Oh my God, that's right. Nick told me you had heart surgery. 02:35.697 --> 02:39.993 It was just a procedure, but yes. Claude has been looking after me 24/7. 02:40.076 --> 02:40.952 Mm. 02:41.035 --> 02:42.829 He probably needs this vacation more than I do. 02:42.912 --> 02:45.456 Nah. I love taking care of you. 02:45.540 --> 02:47.250 Oh my God, guys! A pedal pub! 02:47.333 --> 02:49.168 That looks so much fun! 02:49.252 --> 02:50.587 Oh my God, we gotta do that. 02:55.717 --> 02:57.093 So when can you go back to work? 02:57.177 --> 02:59.387 As soon as I get back. Literally. 02:59.470 --> 03:03.433 Yesterday, I got offered a huge project from a hospitality group in Austin. 03:03.516 --> 03:04.809 But we're not taking it. 03:05.310 --> 03:08.146 I don't want to take it, but I would like to bask in it. 03:08.229 --> 03:09.689 You know how I love basking. 03:09.772 --> 03:13.776 Oh my God, these yurts are so much bigger than they looked online! 03:13.860 --> 03:16.946 Sweet! And we got three together. How awesome is this? 03:17.030 --> 03:19.032 Why do they all have air horns? 03:19.616 --> 03:22.577 Oh, it's to scare away the crocodiles, but you don't need to worry. 03:22.660 --> 03:24.120 They're really little here. 03:28.208 --> 03:30.877 Earthworms are the lungs of the Earth? 03:30.960 --> 03:31.920 What? 03:32.003 --> 03:33.713 First of all, everyone knows 03:33.796 --> 03:36.215 that the oceans are the lungs of the Earth. 03:36.299 --> 03:38.760 Yeah, I felt like I was going insane out there. 03:38.843 --> 03:40.386 -Insane. -Oh, Jesus. 03:40.470 --> 03:42.597 I mean, I get it. She's young and hot, right? 03:42.680 --> 03:45.016 Don't see a ton of upside for me in answering that. 03:45.099 --> 03:46.100 What is he doing? 03:46.184 --> 03:49.520 He's changing his entire personality for his 30-year-old girlfriend. 03:49.604 --> 03:51.105 He's being such a Zelig. 03:51.189 --> 03:53.024 Oh, that's a really fresh reference. 03:53.107 --> 03:54.776 You should say that in front of Ginny. 03:54.859 --> 03:57.528 And when she asks what a Zelig is, you should explain, 03:57.612 --> 04:00.490 oh, it's a Woody Allen movie that you like. 04:00.573 --> 04:01.991 All right, whatever. 04:02.075 --> 04:04.077 Why can't he have his midlife crisis at home? 04:04.160 --> 04:06.204 Why does he have to bring it on my vacation? 04:06.287 --> 04:08.873 I know! I can't relax around a new person. 04:08.957 --> 04:12.043 What if I have to fart? What if I call her Anne? 04:12.126 --> 04:13.795 You won't call her Anne. 04:13.878 --> 04:18.091 I'm knocking, but the sound isn't registering against the canvas. 04:22.136 --> 04:25.598 I assume you're talking about how wild this situation is. 04:25.682 --> 04:28.476 Yeah, Ginny is throwing off the whole mojo of the group. 04:28.559 --> 04:31.854 No, I'm talking about this atrocious hotel. 04:32.438 --> 04:36.234 Okay. I think it's insane that he had her plan our trip 04:36.317 --> 04:38.277 after dating, what, five weeks? 04:38.361 --> 04:41.656 Yeah, and by the way, do we all believe it's only been five weeks? 04:41.739 --> 04:43.700 I have been cooped up in the house for months. 04:43.783 --> 04:49.247 I deserve a luxury experience, not some… mildewed jute and shit mangoes. 04:49.330 --> 04:52.709 You know the one person who wouldn't hate this hotel? Anne. 04:52.792 --> 04:55.336 And Nick would have hated coming here with her. 04:55.420 --> 04:57.630 How is Anne? We've been texting, but I… 04:57.714 --> 04:58.589 Not good. 04:58.673 --> 05:01.175 I hate that I needed to keep this trip a secret, 05:01.259 --> 05:03.761 but she's just so miserable right now. 05:03.845 --> 05:06.681 It's like she's rooting for everybody else to be miserable too. 05:07.265 --> 05:08.099 Yeah. 05:16.149 --> 05:18.067 Wait, do-- Do you guys, uh… 05:18.151 --> 05:19.694 No. Mm-mm. 05:19.777 --> 05:21.320 No, no, absolutely not. 05:25.616 --> 05:27.118 Oh! 05:30.580 --> 05:31.789 Hello? 05:32.874 --> 05:34.042 Hello? 05:36.127 --> 05:36.961 Hello? 05:37.045 --> 05:40.048 Hey! Do you know where the compost is for the mango pits? 05:40.131 --> 05:43.718 No, I don't work here. Neither does anyone else. 05:44.427 --> 05:46.763 Can I ask you a favor? 05:48.014 --> 05:50.516 I do not like it here. I cannot like it here. 05:50.600 --> 05:52.602 I need you to like it here. 05:52.685 --> 05:54.395 This place is egregious. 05:54.479 --> 05:56.564 It's the hotel equivalent of a white guy with dreads. 05:56.647 --> 05:59.233 We should be staying at the hotel equivalent of Lenny Kravitz. 05:59.317 --> 06:00.359 -No, no, no. -Yes. 06:00.443 --> 06:03.571 Do not use my favorite musician against me, please. 06:03.654 --> 06:06.783 Look, I know that this is not perfect, 06:06.866 --> 06:09.827 but Ginny put so much work into arranging this trip. 06:09.911 --> 06:12.246 Nick, do you think you're the first old man 06:12.330 --> 06:13.539 to date a younger woman? 06:14.040 --> 06:17.335 No, you're joining a long tradition of May-December relationships, 06:17.418 --> 06:19.212 but you are doing it all wrong. 06:19.295 --> 06:20.671 What are you talking about? 06:20.755 --> 06:23.925 As a December, we're supposed to pull the Mays up to our way of life. 06:24.008 --> 06:25.802 We do not get dragged down to theirs. 06:25.885 --> 06:28.471 -But I like feeling young again. -Okay. 06:28.554 --> 06:31.432 When you go to the ancient Greek pottery section of the Met, 06:31.516 --> 06:33.559 are there images of old men down on the ground 06:33.643 --> 06:35.395 with younger women playing marbles? 06:35.478 --> 06:36.521 No! 06:36.604 --> 06:40.733 They're drinking wine and listening to a goddamn harp. 06:40.817 --> 06:42.151 You should be introducing Ginny 06:42.235 --> 06:44.028 to the pleasures of high thread count sheets, 06:44.112 --> 06:47.990 not sleeping on a mattress that smells like a cold sidewalk! 06:48.074 --> 06:49.826 I understand you feel strongly about this. 06:49.909 --> 06:53.746 -I'm gonna kill you. -No. Could you just pretend, please? 06:55.706 --> 06:56.582 Please. 06:57.875 --> 06:58.709 Fine. 06:59.502 --> 07:02.463 I will be as fun and flirty as this hair demands. 07:02.547 --> 07:03.381 Thank you. 07:04.382 --> 07:06.300 What about Jack and Kate? Are they being shitty? 07:06.384 --> 07:07.343 You know those two. 07:07.426 --> 07:09.137 Complaining is their version of having sex. 07:09.220 --> 07:10.054 Yeah. 07:10.138 --> 07:11.597 Oh, that sun! 07:11.681 --> 07:14.267 -Oh, it's gonna be hot on that boat. -Jesus. 07:18.521 --> 07:19.438 What is that? 07:19.522 --> 07:20.481 My hat. 07:20.565 --> 07:23.067 Oh, I thought you couldn't find that when you were packing. 07:23.151 --> 07:24.026 True. 07:24.110 --> 07:26.863 And odd, because I always store it in the same place. 07:26.946 --> 07:29.866 But then, life is good. 07:29.949 --> 07:32.201 -Found this one for sale at the airport. -Hmm! 07:32.285 --> 07:35.329 Fine. You can wear it if I can cut my hair short. 07:35.413 --> 07:38.875 I have the exact picture of Anne Hathaway that I'm gonna take to my hairdresser. 07:41.085 --> 07:43.421 -Hey, what are you doing? -You skipped your feet. 07:43.504 --> 07:44.505 I don't need it on my-- 07:44.589 --> 07:47.383 Melanoma of the toes is how Bob Marley died, okay? 07:47.467 --> 07:50.094 Don't you remember? We watched three movies about him last month. 07:52.346 --> 07:55.558 All right, sailors. Are you ready for the best ride of your life? 07:55.641 --> 07:58.060 Yeah! 07:58.728 --> 07:59.604 Whoo! 08:07.278 --> 08:09.155 -It's so beautiful. -Right? 08:09.238 --> 08:11.908 -This was such a good idea. Thank you. -Thank you. 08:12.742 --> 08:14.410 You okay? Jesus! 08:15.661 --> 08:18.956 Hey, guys, sorry, the captain just said it's gonna get pretty choppy. 08:19.040 --> 08:20.124 -Okay! -What? 08:26.881 --> 08:28.216 Here you go. 08:28.299 --> 08:29.759 -Oh, thank you. -Yeah. 08:29.842 --> 08:33.137 So, remind me, how did you all meet again? 08:33.221 --> 08:35.056 Ah! That's a funny story. I'll tell it. 08:35.139 --> 08:39.310 Okay, so, Kate and Jack and Danny all went to college together. 08:39.393 --> 08:43.523 But before Kate and Jack fell in love, wait for it… 08:44.023 --> 08:45.107 Drum roll… 08:48.110 --> 08:49.403 Okay, that's a lot of drum roll. 08:49.987 --> 08:51.822 Kate and Danny used to be a couple. Boom! 08:51.906 --> 08:54.116 -What? No! -Yeah. 08:54.200 --> 08:55.660 We were not a couple. 08:55.743 --> 08:58.913 Oh my God. How can you say we weren't a couple? We kissed three times. 08:58.996 --> 09:00.915 And two of those times was in a play. 09:00.998 --> 09:03.751 Yes, but the third time was genuine boredom. 09:05.169 --> 09:09.632 Anyway, then we met on March 12, 2014. 09:10.216 --> 09:12.301 -He stopped me on the street. -Aw. 09:12.385 --> 09:14.804 Back then, my hair used to be down to the butt. 09:14.887 --> 09:16.180 I had to know more. 09:16.264 --> 09:17.890 And you worked for Nick, right? 09:17.974 --> 09:20.017 Yeah, for four long years. 09:20.101 --> 09:21.185 It was great. 09:21.269 --> 09:23.729 -You fired me. -Three years after I should have. 09:23.813 --> 09:28.150 You were a great hang at happy hour, but you were terrible at market analysis. 09:28.234 --> 09:31.153 Well, I just wanted all the little businesses to do well. 09:31.862 --> 09:34.657 Wow. You guys have a lot of history. 09:35.908 --> 09:37.868 So, how did you two meet? 09:37.952 --> 09:40.621 -Ginny is my dental hygienist. -Oh, wow. 09:40.705 --> 09:43.332 Every time she'd clean my teeth, she would tell me about all the fun, 09:43.416 --> 09:45.710 exciting adventures she was going to go on. 09:45.793 --> 09:47.420 Now we're doing them together. 09:47.503 --> 09:50.881 Actually, we are going to Burning Man next month. 09:50.965 --> 09:52.508 I already bought a steampunk hat. 09:55.845 --> 09:58.180 It's from the boat. It's not about you guys. 10:00.057 --> 10:01.309 Ooh, do you have sunscreen? 10:01.392 --> 10:03.185 'Cause your shoulders are getting red, Beth. 10:03.269 --> 10:04.437 Oh, my God. 10:04.520 --> 10:05.938 Not Beth. Ginny. 10:06.022 --> 10:07.440 Beth? 10:07.982 --> 10:10.192 -Who's Beth, Nick? Should I be worried? -Nah. 10:10.276 --> 10:11.861 -It's a common name. -Kate! 10:11.944 --> 10:13.904 Beth is your daughter, silly. 10:14.947 --> 10:16.699 -Yes. -She's 17. 10:16.782 --> 10:20.411 She has such a baby face. She looks very, very, very, very young. 10:23.539 --> 10:25.166 Sorry. I am so sorry. 10:25.249 --> 10:28.669 Oh, my gosh. No. No worries. It's totally fine. Don't sweat it. 10:33.090 --> 10:33.924 Ginny. 10:34.008 --> 10:35.926 We love the hotel. 10:36.010 --> 10:36.844 Sì. 10:36.927 --> 10:38.387 -Great. Okay. -Yeah. 10:38.929 --> 10:40.222 -It's so good. -Thanks. 10:44.769 --> 10:47.229 -Hey, where'd you get fresh towels? -I wouldn't say fresh. 10:47.313 --> 10:50.816 -I might not even 100% say towels. -Ew! Why are they wet already? 10:50.900 --> 10:52.485 This place is a death trap. 10:53.110 --> 10:56.656 At least your husband is, uh, sunscreening you against your will. 10:57.156 --> 10:58.449 Ha! Yeah. 10:59.659 --> 11:01.535 You should've seen him after my surgery. 11:01.619 --> 11:02.453 One time, 11:02.536 --> 11:05.414 I woke up to him bicycling my legs so I wouldn't get a blood clot. 11:05.498 --> 11:06.415 Oh my God. 11:06.916 --> 11:09.752 -Yeah. -But you're out of the woods, right? 11:09.835 --> 11:12.380 Depends on who you ask. If you ask my doctor, absolutely. 11:12.463 --> 11:14.131 If you ask Claude, he will cry. 11:14.215 --> 11:15.591 Because he's ridiculous. 11:16.175 --> 11:17.218 He is. 11:17.301 --> 11:18.219 But I love him. 11:19.011 --> 11:20.721 -And he takes good care of me. -He does. 11:20.805 --> 11:24.141 Yeah. Hey, you know what I just remembered? 11:24.225 --> 11:26.769 About an hour ago, when you called Ginny "Beth." 11:26.852 --> 11:28.104 All right. Goodbye. 11:31.065 --> 11:32.149 -Hey. -Hmm? 11:32.650 --> 11:34.944 -Are people having a good time? -Oh, yeah. 11:35.820 --> 11:38.072 Remember? Danny said he loved the hotel. 11:38.739 --> 11:39.699 Yeah. 11:39.782 --> 11:41.784 Everyone looks kind of exhausted. 11:41.867 --> 11:44.286 I think that's just the way they look. 11:44.370 --> 11:46.956 Yeah, but nobody responded either time I brought up the pedal pub. 11:47.039 --> 11:48.374 -Really? -Mm-mm. 11:49.542 --> 11:50.543 -No. -I think they did. 11:50.626 --> 11:53.879 Okay, can you take a look at this itinerary and be honest? 11:53.963 --> 11:56.006 Tell me if you think this is stuff that they'll like. 11:56.090 --> 11:57.174 Okay. 11:57.258 --> 11:58.384 "Sunrise yoga." 11:58.968 --> 11:59.802 Fun. 11:59.885 --> 12:02.012 "Open water paddleboarding." That sounds cool. 12:02.096 --> 12:04.640 "Sound bath with Shaman Jay." 12:04.723 --> 12:05.850 I cannot wait to meet him. 12:05.933 --> 12:07.476 That all sounds great. They're gonna love it. 12:07.560 --> 12:08.561 Yeah? 12:08.644 --> 12:09.645 Yeah, don't worry. 12:10.271 --> 12:11.939 -Trip's going great. -Mm. 12:12.022 --> 12:12.857 Thanks. 12:21.073 --> 12:23.200 Hey. Hey. Hey. 12:24.869 --> 12:26.245 Ginny just saw my penis. 12:26.328 --> 12:29.165 -What? -I was using the-- The outdoor shower. 12:29.248 --> 12:31.709 And, um, okay, let me back up. 12:31.792 --> 12:34.962 So, I-I-I mean, have you noticed how the ocean breeze is, like, 12:35.045 --> 12:36.881 strangely strong around here, right? 12:36.964 --> 12:38.090 Yeah, so the door blew open? 12:38.174 --> 12:41.260 Yes. Okay, but before I continue, keep in mind, 12:41.343 --> 12:43.429 there's just a lot of sand around here, right? 12:43.512 --> 12:45.014 Just tell me what happened. 12:45.097 --> 12:48.893 Well, I had some sand in my folds, down-- You know, right here. 12:48.976 --> 12:53.063 So I was, like, being extra careful cleaning, right? 12:53.147 --> 12:56.650 And if somebody wasn't aware of my intentions… 12:56.734 --> 12:58.611 -Okay, act it out. Let me see. -Okay. 12:58.694 --> 13:02.531 So, you know, the shower's up here, and I'm, like, you know, getting… 13:02.615 --> 13:04.867 And it's like, God, it's really in there. 13:04.950 --> 13:07.786 Cleaning, and I'm cleaning. It's like, gotta lift. 13:07.870 --> 13:09.997 Get in there, I'm not thinking about any of this. Like-- 13:10.080 --> 13:11.749 "Oh, is the door open?" I was like… 13:11.832 --> 13:13.334 And… 13:13.417 --> 13:15.836 Okay, that's very bad. Were you grimacing like that? 13:15.920 --> 13:18.714 Well, the water temperature fluctuated! It was startling! 13:21.592 --> 13:24.261 Hey, hey, look, you also did an embarrassing thing. 13:24.345 --> 13:25.554 Remember the "Beth"? 13:25.638 --> 13:27.556 Nope. Nobody does now. 13:46.367 --> 13:48.744 How can I be both sweaty and cold? 13:48.828 --> 13:50.621 Aren't you uncomfortable? 13:51.121 --> 13:53.541 I lived much worse than this in the Italian army. 13:53.624 --> 13:58.087 Oh, man, how could I let Nick guilt me into staying here? 13:58.170 --> 14:01.507 I feel like I'm gonna return more exhausted than when I left. 14:02.007 --> 14:04.468 Absolutely not. You're still recovering. 14:05.844 --> 14:06.679 Okay. 14:07.221 --> 14:08.430 Go sit on the beach. 14:09.348 --> 14:11.600 When you come back, the room will be perfect. 14:12.268 --> 14:13.394 -What? -Go. 14:13.477 --> 14:15.688 Okay! Okay! Okay! 14:15.771 --> 14:16.814 Hey, hey, hey. 14:42.047 --> 14:43.507 Oh, wow. 14:44.383 --> 14:45.926 You made a little nest. 14:46.010 --> 14:47.052 Better. 14:47.136 --> 14:48.012 A cocoon. 14:50.264 --> 14:51.348 Lie. 15:34.224 --> 15:35.059 Hey. 15:35.851 --> 15:36.894 Nick is crying. 15:37.561 --> 15:38.395 What? 15:38.479 --> 15:42.566 I just saw Nick drinking alone by the fire pit, and he is crying. 15:42.650 --> 15:43.484 Crying? 15:43.567 --> 15:45.194 Crying. 15:45.277 --> 15:47.112 Oh, that's so weird. 15:47.780 --> 15:50.866 Is it? Or is it the first thing that's made sense all day? 15:50.949 --> 15:54.244 Like, maybe he finally realized that he's blown up his life. 15:54.328 --> 15:58.165 I don't know. I mean, I don't think you can fake frolicking like that. 15:58.248 --> 15:59.792 I mean, think about it. 15:59.875 --> 16:03.087 We've been sucking in our guts for one day and we're losing our minds. 16:03.170 --> 16:06.674 He's been doing it for weeks. Right? He's gotta be exhausted. 16:07.257 --> 16:08.884 He knows this isn't gonna last, 16:08.968 --> 16:12.972 and he's gonna have to impress a million Ginnys on a million first dates. 16:13.055 --> 16:16.976 He's gonna have to ask himself, "Is this the right shirt for my profile?" 16:17.059 --> 16:18.602 till the day he dies. 16:18.686 --> 16:20.479 God, that's chilling. 16:21.730 --> 16:25.150 Well, guess we won't be seeing Ginny again, right? 16:25.234 --> 16:27.736 Our humiliation will die in her absence. 16:30.698 --> 16:31.615 That said, 16:31.699 --> 16:34.660 I think you should go out there because he did look very upset, 16:34.743 --> 16:36.245 and he could probably use a friend. 16:36.328 --> 16:37.162 Yeah. 16:41.125 --> 16:42.209 Oh my God… 16:42.751 --> 16:45.671 Couple questions about your, uh, theory. 16:46.213 --> 16:48.007 I'm telling you, he's not happy. 16:51.176 --> 16:52.636 Maybe it's goodbye sex? 16:52.720 --> 16:55.180 Oh, yeah! 16:55.723 --> 16:58.016 -I saw what I saw. -Oh my God, Nick! 17:11.530 --> 17:12.531 Oh… 17:16.201 --> 17:17.077 Oh. 17:22.750 --> 17:24.251 -Morning. -Morning. 17:25.836 --> 17:27.463 You need to take your Vasotec. 17:27.963 --> 17:31.216 You're supposed to take it by 7:00 a.m. in the morning. Every morning. 17:31.300 --> 17:34.344 Oh, okay, okay. I can take my own pill, Mama Bird. 17:34.970 --> 17:36.055 Mm-hmm. 17:37.014 --> 17:38.307 -Now, go. -Mm… 17:41.435 --> 17:42.436 Okay. 17:42.519 --> 17:43.687 Okay. 17:47.691 --> 17:49.359 -What? What's wrong? -Nothing. 17:49.443 --> 17:50.652 -I'm just feeling… -What? 17:50.736 --> 17:51.987 Nothing, I'm fine, fine, fine. 17:52.071 --> 17:54.364 It's this place. You slept terribly. 17:54.907 --> 17:56.992 We can't sleep here another night. 18:00.412 --> 18:01.413 Oh my God, look. 18:02.498 --> 18:05.042 There's a four-star resort one mile away. 18:05.125 --> 18:06.960 Uh… 18:07.044 --> 18:10.005 No, I-I promised Nick that I wouldn't bail on this hotel. 18:10.089 --> 18:12.299 Then we come back, but we go for the day. 18:12.382 --> 18:15.094 Sit by the pool, relax. 18:16.553 --> 18:17.471 We must go. 18:24.269 --> 18:26.146 -Morning. -Hey, morning! 18:26.230 --> 18:27.856 -Morning! -Hi. 18:27.940 --> 18:29.316 Morning. 18:29.399 --> 18:30.317 Thank you. 18:31.318 --> 18:32.361 How was your night? 18:32.861 --> 18:34.655 Not bad. Not bad at all, yeah. 18:36.281 --> 18:38.242 -Good. Good, good. -Cool stuff. 18:41.328 --> 18:43.789 Oh, my gosh, Nick, what is this? 18:43.872 --> 18:47.918 It's a little thank you for planning such a wonderful trip for all of us. 18:48.001 --> 18:50.003 Oh my God, it's beautiful. 18:50.087 --> 18:51.797 Aw. 18:51.880 --> 18:53.382 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 18:53.465 --> 18:56.760 Nick, what did you get me for planning our last seven trips? 18:58.178 --> 19:02.224 A little off-brand box of raisins! Oh my God, I love it. Thank you. 19:02.307 --> 19:04.977 Yeah, you know what? I think I have a gift receipt here somewhere. 19:05.060 --> 19:07.604 Where is that? If you wanna return it. Oh, there it is. Boom. 19:11.191 --> 19:12.693 This is so great. 19:12.776 --> 19:16.905 It's so fun. Your vibe, the hotel. All of it is just good. 19:16.989 --> 19:20.951 So today, Claude and I, we're gonna take a little historical excursion, 19:21.034 --> 19:22.661 if any of you are interested in joining. 19:22.744 --> 19:24.580 -Where to? -These ancient petroglyphs. 19:24.663 --> 19:27.457 It's only a two-hour drive and a 45-minute hike. 19:27.541 --> 19:29.001 But when you get there, 19:29.084 --> 19:33.297 you can almost see drawings etched on the rocks. 19:33.380 --> 19:34.548 -Pass. -No, thanks. 19:34.631 --> 19:35.883 Mm, yeah, cool. 19:35.966 --> 19:37.509 -We're gonna stick around here. -Yeah. 19:37.593 --> 19:39.011 -All right. -Okay! 19:39.094 --> 19:43.932 Now, if you decide to do the pedal pub while we're gone… it's fine. 19:44.474 --> 19:46.393 -So fine. -Okay. 19:46.476 --> 19:47.686 -Have fun. -Bye! 19:47.769 --> 19:48.896 Come on. 19:49.479 --> 19:52.024 Uh, does anyone need me to compost anything for them? 19:52.107 --> 19:53.525 Yeah, you know what? I'll help. 19:54.318 --> 19:56.069 -I'll be right back. -Yeah, sure. 19:58.780 --> 20:02.075 Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something? 20:02.576 --> 20:04.203 Of course. Anything you need. 20:04.786 --> 20:05.621 Um… 20:07.039 --> 20:09.166 Could you and Jack stop being so fucking weird? 20:09.249 --> 20:10.083 What? 20:10.167 --> 20:13.295 You're behaving like lunatics, and it's making the trip really awkward. 20:13.378 --> 20:15.214 Obviously why Danny and Claude left. 20:15.297 --> 20:16.715 Oh, I'm being weird? 20:16.798 --> 20:18.926 I'm the one who's ordering a steampunk hat 20:19.009 --> 20:21.261 and talking about the lungs of the Earth? That's me? 20:21.345 --> 20:23.680 And you guys with your eye-rolling and your whispering. 20:23.764 --> 20:26.767 -And you called Ginny "Beth"? -You're lucky I didn't call her "Anne." 20:26.850 --> 20:30.145 Okay, here we go. Say what you want to say. 20:31.730 --> 20:32.856 Okay. 20:32.940 --> 20:34.650 This is not weird. 20:35.150 --> 20:36.360 This? 20:36.985 --> 20:39.279 This is weird! 20:39.363 --> 20:40.989 It's weird that Anne's not here, 20:41.073 --> 20:44.785 and it's weird that your girlfriend wasn't born when Reagan got shot. 20:44.868 --> 20:46.328 What the fuck is that metric? 20:46.411 --> 20:50.040 It's weird that you are making us all act like this is normal. 20:50.123 --> 20:53.335 Know what? I don't think you should come on the paddleboarding excursion today. 20:53.418 --> 20:56.171 I'm gonna tell Ginny that you are too tired. 20:56.254 --> 20:58.465 Oh no, I feel great. You're too tired. 20:58.548 --> 21:01.134 And I am gonna go, and I'm gonna stare you in the eyes 21:01.218 --> 21:04.388 while we float around in the weird that you created. 21:05.055 --> 21:06.723 Let's paddleboard, baby! 21:11.979 --> 21:13.814 Isn't this pretty? 21:13.897 --> 21:15.774 Oh, yeah. I love it! 21:15.857 --> 21:16.984 I love it more. 21:30.622 --> 21:33.166 …Dermatologist said nothing to worry about. It's just a big mole. 21:33.250 --> 21:35.794 -How do you like paddleboarding? -Oh, loving it. 21:35.877 --> 21:37.796 'Cause I noticed you ate shit back there. 21:37.879 --> 21:39.131 No, I wanted to. 21:39.214 --> 21:40.882 -The water felt great. -Yeah? 21:40.966 --> 21:43.260 Babe, I think that is the secret beach we saw on TikTok. 21:43.343 --> 21:44.469 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 21:44.553 --> 21:45.470 Wow! 21:45.554 --> 21:46.680 Awesome! 21:46.763 --> 21:48.181 That is sick! 21:48.265 --> 21:50.100 -I just see rocks. -No, no, no. 21:50.183 --> 21:51.601 If you climb up the rocks, 21:51.685 --> 21:54.271 there's, like, this little secret lagoon right behind it. 21:54.354 --> 21:56.106 Maybe you can just send me the TikTok, 21:56.189 --> 21:58.567 because those rocks look pretty jagged and wet. 21:58.650 --> 22:01.862 Actually, I don't have TikTok, but if you could just share it to my Facebook-- 22:01.945 --> 22:05.741 Yeah, but don't let us stop you. I know this is what Nick lives for. 22:05.824 --> 22:07.200 New adventures. 22:07.284 --> 22:09.786 Definitely not, like, drinking Bordeaux 22:09.870 --> 22:12.080 at a restaurant that serves creamed spinach 22:12.164 --> 22:14.291 and also has a picture of the Rat Pack on the wall. 22:14.374 --> 22:16.418 Obviously, Kate is teasing me 22:16.501 --> 22:19.129 because this isn't the sort of thing I did before. 22:19.212 --> 22:23.383 But now, I am having a blast, making up for lost time. 22:23.467 --> 22:26.845 So, yes, I would love to see the secret beach. 22:26.928 --> 22:28.597 -You want to go? -Absolutely. 22:28.680 --> 22:29.890 -Okay. Let's go! -Let's go! 22:29.973 --> 22:32.768 Let's go see the secret beach. I am so down! 22:32.851 --> 22:34.561 All right, we'll be here. 22:34.644 --> 22:36.021 Have fun! 22:41.943 --> 22:42.778 Going in. 22:47.115 --> 22:48.742 Watch this, assholes! 22:49.910 --> 22:52.204 -Watching! -You can stop calling us that. 22:59.294 --> 23:01.296 Whoo! You got it, babe! 23:01.963 --> 23:03.340 Almost there! 23:05.217 --> 23:06.218 Whoo! 23:06.301 --> 23:07.135 Get it, babe! 23:11.223 --> 23:13.141 Yeah! 23:16.061 --> 23:18.021 -Yes! -Yes! 23:18.105 --> 23:19.564 Yeah! 23:20.273 --> 23:22.150 Check me out, bitches! 23:22.734 --> 23:24.027 Yes! 23:25.779 --> 23:27.447 Oh, no! 23:27.531 --> 23:30.242 Oh, God! Something's wrong! 23:30.325 --> 23:31.701 -Oh, God! -Oh, my God. 23:32.285 --> 23:33.370 Ah! My foot! 23:33.453 --> 23:35.789 -Shit! Babe, I'm coming! -My foot! 23:35.872 --> 23:39.126 Something happened to my foot! Oh my God! 23:39.918 --> 23:40.877 Call an ambulance. 23:40.961 --> 23:43.880 Pull out the spikes. The pain is going up the leg. 23:43.964 --> 23:46.591 Ah! Oh, goddamn it! What is that thing? 23:46.675 --> 23:47.759 Take that down! 24:00.480 --> 24:02.232 Hey, watch this, watch this. 24:02.315 --> 24:05.485 Hey, would you mind getting that? I can't get to my room key. 24:05.569 --> 24:06.611 Hands are full. 24:06.695 --> 24:07.779 Ooh! 24:07.863 --> 24:09.114 -You got it. -Thank you. 24:09.197 --> 24:11.074 Hey! We're back! 24:11.158 --> 24:12.617 -Whoo! -Hi! 24:12.701 --> 24:13.827 Nice to see you again. 24:13.910 --> 24:15.120 Great to see you too. 24:15.203 --> 24:18.290 Another perfect day in paradise! 24:19.499 --> 24:20.458 Enjoy. 24:21.042 --> 24:22.377 Ahem. Here we go. 24:24.045 --> 24:25.172 Oh, shit. 24:25.881 --> 24:26.882 Hi. 24:26.965 --> 24:28.341 -Hi. -It's us again! 24:28.425 --> 24:30.260 -We're back! -Welcome. 24:30.343 --> 24:31.970 Can I get your room number? 24:32.053 --> 24:33.305 -5000. -714. 24:35.140 --> 24:36.766 You guys are from the yurt place, right? 24:37.350 --> 24:38.351 That happens a lot. 24:39.728 --> 24:43.148 Look, I don't give a shit. I'm starting at Villanova next week. 24:43.231 --> 24:45.358 If you give me 100 bucks, I'll get you a cabana. 24:46.943 --> 24:48.945 -Deal. -What are you gonna study? 24:55.577 --> 24:56.995 Is that the last one? 24:57.078 --> 24:59.497 Okay, great. The pharmacy had the cream. 24:59.581 --> 25:01.291 -Ginny is on her way back. -Okay. 25:01.374 --> 25:03.084 Well, until she returns, 25:03.168 --> 25:05.378 the Scotch will continue to be my medicine. 25:08.048 --> 25:09.925 -Thank you. -I feel like this is my fault. 25:10.008 --> 25:11.801 No, I did this to myself. 25:12.302 --> 25:13.720 Although next time you're mad at me, 25:13.803 --> 25:15.680 you don't have to goad me into climbing rocks. 25:15.764 --> 25:17.390 Just tell me to go fuck myself. 25:17.474 --> 25:20.852 -No, I don't want you to go fuck yourself. -Mm, yeah, you do. 25:21.770 --> 25:22.729 You all do. 25:22.812 --> 25:25.315 I left Anne. Now you think I'm a piece of shit. 25:25.398 --> 25:28.985 Hey, we don't think that, all right? We wouldn't have come if we thought that. 25:29.069 --> 25:31.821 Yeah. I'm sorry. I know this divorce is hard on you too. 25:31.905 --> 25:33.323 It has been hard. 25:33.406 --> 25:34.491 It's been rough. 25:34.574 --> 25:35.408 Yeah. 25:35.492 --> 25:38.328 It's okay. We're here. We're your friends. 25:38.411 --> 25:41.706 Yeah, and Nicky, you don't have to pretend in front of us. 25:42.374 --> 25:43.708 What do you mean, pretend? 25:43.792 --> 25:45.794 I mean, we've known you for 30 years, and I get it. 25:45.877 --> 25:47.337 Ginny is hot and new. 25:47.420 --> 25:51.299 But anyone our age would be exhausted by all this. 25:52.384 --> 25:53.510 I'm not exhausted. 25:54.636 --> 25:56.846 I-I'm happier than I've ever been in my life. 25:58.431 --> 26:00.642 You know when I was exhausted? 26:00.725 --> 26:03.228 When I was living my old, shitty life. 26:03.311 --> 26:05.313 I was just like you, Jack, 26:05.397 --> 26:08.400 jerking off in the hotel shower on vacation. 26:08.483 --> 26:11.152 I wasn't doing that. I had, uh, sand in my folds-- 26:11.236 --> 26:13.405 I don't care if you guys don't believe me. 26:13.488 --> 26:15.282 I'm happier than I've ever been. 26:17.242 --> 26:21.204 But… I saw you cry by the fire. 26:23.123 --> 26:25.041 You know why I was crying, Kate? 26:25.583 --> 26:28.920 Because I couldn't believe what a lucky son of a bitch I am. 26:30.672 --> 26:32.841 I was looking up into the heavens, 26:32.924 --> 26:35.552 thanking God for allowing me to meet Ginny, 26:36.344 --> 26:38.888 for giving me a second chance. 26:40.432 --> 26:41.808 I was dead. 26:42.392 --> 26:43.476 And now I live. 26:45.186 --> 26:47.814 When was the last time you guys felt like that? 26:52.444 --> 26:54.738 I will have the lobster roll and fries. 26:55.447 --> 26:59.534 Then I'll get the antioxidant salad. That way we can share both. 27:00.827 --> 27:01.703 Thank you. 27:06.499 --> 27:07.626 Oh, that's cute. 27:19.846 --> 27:21.056 How does your body feel? 27:21.139 --> 27:22.932 I need to run to the bathroom. 27:23.767 --> 27:24.601 Okay. 28:04.391 --> 28:05.433 Anne? to run to the bathroom.