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Bye, Mr. B. Have a good break.

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You too.

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Let's go. We said 3:10.

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Yeah, sorry.
Two of my last-period kids get extra time.

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Then they were trying
to teach me this cool handshake.

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Yeah, no, I just…

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-I really wanna get there before dark.
-Yeah.

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Eight Munchkins?
Vacation has officially started.

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Text Danny and Claude.

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Texting Danny and Claude.

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What would you like to say?

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Rolling. ETA, 4:31.

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Please be ready. No bullshit.

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Okay. You said, "Rolling. ETA, 4:31.
Please be ready. No bullshit."

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-Send it?
-Send.

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You have a response from Danny.

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-Should I read it?
-Yes.

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Danny says, "You are not
the fucking boss of me, Katherine."

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"My husband and I will emerge only
when the magic hour light is perfect."

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Okay.

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Ciao!

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Ciao, bella. Yes, thank you.

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I'm so sorry, guys.
I wanted to water the plants.

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I couldn't find the thing,
and then the dishwasher. Anyway…

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Hey. Hi, Claude.

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Take me in.

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Really try to see
that I'm worth waiting for.

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Yes, stunning. Tens across the board.

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Now get in the car!

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Danny!

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Tell me when you're buckled.
Everybody buckled?

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-I'm buckled.
-Let's go!

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-Buckled!
-And she is on her way!

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Text Nick and Anne.

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Texting Nick and Anne.
What would you like it to say?

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We hit traffic leaving the city.

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New ETA, 8:19.

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-You might wanna go ahead and order food.
-No, I'm cooking.

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-Tonight?
-Yeah.

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I'm doing a low country boil.
I bought everything. Crawfish, corn.

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Crawfish? No, I think that word
is pronounced "pizza."

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Oh! Oh! We've got jokes. Drive, Katherine.

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Twenty years I've been asking
Nick and Anne to put a light on this road.

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I'm always worried
I'm gonna hit a deer or something.

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This is right, though.
Their driveway is right up here.

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You have a message from Nick Pagano.

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-Should I play it?
-Sure.

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Nick said, "Drive carefully near the lake.
Lots of creatures in the road."

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What?

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Hey, put your brights on, honey.

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-Oh my God!
-Crap!

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Mamma mia.

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Oh my God!

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What is wrong with you?

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You're just so late. We started drinking.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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I love you. I love you all.

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-Come on. Let's go.
-I'm gonna kill you!

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I peed a little.

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-One of you is gonna die!
-Oh, yeah.

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Whoo!

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Nick, I need you to go through these
and pick out the dead ones.

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You are shitting me.

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Nope, not at all.

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Hey, should I do a gazpacho to start?

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-No, we're starving.
-I'll kill you!

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Hey, hey.

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When is this dinner gonna be ready?

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Danny just set a cornbread timer
for 45 minutes.

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No. No, I'm not gonna make it.

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Between my hunger and Claude telling me
about a dream he had two years ago…

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-I mean, you know I love Claude.
-Yeah, we all love Claude.

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But you said you would be a little buffer.

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Look, I will take him at dinner.

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I mean, that's why I got him that really
long Napoleon biography for his birthday,

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so I always have something
to talk to him about.

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Very smart. That's why I love you.

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-You're a smart person.
-Thank you.

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Hey.

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What are we whispering about?

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How drunk are you right now?

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I'm at the good part
where I think I'm at my funniest,

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and you think
I'm starting to get a little annoying.

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Yes, thank you.

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Yeah. Oh!

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Oh, God!

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Thanks.

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You knew I'd eat that.

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-Here we go!
-Ta-da!

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Here's your crawdaddies from New Orleans.

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Come on, now. Look at that.

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-Oh, do you mind if I sit next to Claude?
-Uh, yeah.

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Yeah, I'd love that. Thank you.

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Okay.

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So, uh, Claude, how far have you gotten
in that Napoleon book?

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Oh, well, he's just been born.

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Wow, wow, wow.

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Yes, get in there.

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Now, remember,
just pull the heads off first and suck.

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That's perfect.

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Mm.

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The suck water is spicy.

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All right.

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Okay, I'd like to make a toast

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to Nick and Anne on their 25th.

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You guys are an inspiration.

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You've built this beautiful life together,
and I hope you know how lucky you are.

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So many other people have split up
or-- Or hate each other,

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or they've become those couples

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where their whole personality
is just making craft beer.

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Ugh! Fuck. Fuck them.

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Look, it is rare in this life
to find your soulmate,

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and yet somehow,

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all six of us have done it.

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To Nick and Anne.

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-Cheers.
-To Nick and Anne. Cheers.

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-Thank you.
-So nicely said, honey.

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Even though soulmates aren't a real thing.

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Wait, how can you say that?

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Of course soulmates are real.

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You really believe there is one person,
for every person on Earth,

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there's one person in the whole Earth
that they're supposed to be with,

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and then that person also happens
to be in the same dorm at college?

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So do you not love me?

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I love you so much, but we're not lucky.

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We're dedicated.

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Romantic love fades.

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-Jesus!
-And then you build something deeper.

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Who invited the incel?

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Love is the point of everything.
It defines us as human beings.

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-Yeah.
-Yes, but also dolphins feel it.

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Help me say this right,
because I know you agree with me.

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Okay, here's what I know.

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When you're young and in love,
it's beyond your control.

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You know, you can't help it.

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You know, uh, think about all the people
in our twenties that we were in love with

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who did not deserve us.

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But what we have now is a result
of knowledge and experience.

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You know, we have chosen each other.

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When Danny says it, it sounds lovely.

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Yeah.

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But I also agree
that we're all just animals

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who like to rub our crotches on things.

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Exactly!

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Exactly?!

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Hmm.

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Like, this wouldn't work.

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Hey, Kate.

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Uh, could you give me a ride
into town, please?

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I need to go to the farmacia.

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-Oh, I can take you, Claude.
-Great!

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Oh, I-- I was hoping
that Jack and I could go on a hike.

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I'd like to hike.
Should we all go on a hike?

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Not with this plantar fasciitis.

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I wouldn't mind going into town, though.
I do have some stuff to pick up.

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Do you two want to take my car?

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I can't park that boat.

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I cannot drive an automatic.

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-Are you guys happy?
-What do you mean?

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Can you honestly say
that you are happy in your lives?

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-Yeah.
-Every moment of every day.

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What kind of question is that? Come on.

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I'm leaving Anne.

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-Wait, what?
-Oh, fuck. Nick.

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What… Yeah… Sorry.

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I thought you were just gearing up
to sell us some retirement package.

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I'm not happy.

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I haven't been for a long time.

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Fuck. Man, I… I… I'm sorry.

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It's time for me to take hold of my life.

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What about Lila?

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Lila's in college. The house is paid off.

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Is there somebody else?

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No, no, no, no. It's not like that.
It's… It's Anne.

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I hate her.

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No, I don't. I don't.

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She's a kind woman. She just…

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She's given up.

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She doesn't do anything.

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She won't read any new books.

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She won't go out on the boat.

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I… I built her that pottery shed.

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She hasn't made one thing.

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All she wants to do
is play this farm game on her iPad.

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I look over her shoulder some nights.

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She's really high on the leaderboard.

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Nick, does Anne know
you've been feeling this way?

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Honestly, I think she'd be relieved.

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-I think she's just as lonely as I am.
-Really?

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But doesn't everybody have periods
where they feel like,

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"Oh, we're just roommates now"?

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-Yeah.
-I wish. I wish we were like roommates.

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Roommates hang out with each other.

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There's porn about roommates!

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We're… We're…

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We're like coworkers
at a nuclear facility.

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We sit in the same room all night
monitoring different screens.

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Last night was the end of 25 years,

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and that is enough.

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I want a divorce.

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I'm gonna tell her
as soon as this weekend is over.

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So now that you have the studio,
what's the plan?

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You gonna start selling stuff again?

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You sound like Nick. He keeps being like,
"Get on Etsy. You've got to get on Etsy."

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That's an amazing Nick impression,
by the way.

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Well, that's what his soul sounds like.

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Ooh, do my soul.

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Yep, that's it.

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He acts like I abandoned
a career in ceramics.

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But doesn't the world have enough bowls?

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Okay, here's your blood thinner,
your statins,

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and this is your vasodilator.

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Oh! Thank God you have it.
I forgot them in the city.

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And this one is an ACE inhibitor
for blood pressure.

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Look at these little sachets.

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And they're locally made
by demented children.

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By St. Demetrius Church.
Put on either pair of your glasses.

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I'd like to buy 50 of these, please.

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Now, have you taken these before?

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Oh, they're not for me.
They're for my husband.

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Okay, so you're just gonna
blow up your life and start over?

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Yes.

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I can't spend the next 40 years of my life
with a woman

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who has to take a few practice steps
before she gets on an escalator.

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She-- She's not the person
I married, guys.

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I want to live.

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Okay, yeah, well,
you know, when Kate and I…

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We went through like a shitty patch
when the kids were young.

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And we decided that we needed
to do something that was just for us.

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So we took a yoga class together.

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And at first, I hated it, right?

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But then, you know, after a couple weeks,
Kate and I found each other again.

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Anne would never do that.

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Just go sleep with someone else, please.

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Okay, here we go.

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What would that fix?

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You might just be looking
for something new physically.

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And once you satisfy that,

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you can appreciate
the wonderful partner you have at home.

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Okay, we get it.
You and Claude are super evolved.

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You don't know.

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Maybe Anne wants to sleep
with other people.

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She wants to sleep. I know that.

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Nick, listen.

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Divorce is expensive.

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Financially and emotionally.

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-So just…
-Yeah. You really got to think it through.

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You think I want this to be true?

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I don't want to break up my family.

00:13:00.988 --> 00:13:02.281 align:center
But I only have one life.

00:13:03.199 --> 00:13:04.325 align:center
And life is short.

00:13:04.408 --> 00:13:06.786 align:center
-Okay, listen…
-I thought you guys would support me.

00:13:07.328 --> 00:13:09.497 align:center
We hear you.
You've said it out loud to us.

00:13:09.580 --> 00:13:11.165 align:center
That must have been hard to do.

00:13:11.832 --> 00:13:12.791 align:center
So, uh…

00:13:12.875 --> 00:13:17.129 align:center
But I think you should
just take a day or two to sit on it

00:13:17.838 --> 00:13:20.299 align:center
before, uh, going further.

00:13:27.598 --> 00:13:30.768 align:center
I think there's
a Christmas ornament store around here.

00:13:30.851 --> 00:13:32.061 align:center
Do you think we have time?

00:13:32.937 --> 00:13:34.855 align:center
Why is Danny on a vasodilator?

00:13:36.482 --> 00:13:38.484 align:center
Okay, you cannot tell him I told you.

00:13:38.984 --> 00:13:41.904 align:center
He had been having dizzy spells,
then one day, chest pains.

00:13:41.987 --> 00:13:43.322 align:center
So I called the ambulance.

00:13:43.405 --> 00:13:45.741 align:center
-Oh, my God.
-They did all the tests on him.

00:13:45.824 --> 00:13:47.618 align:center
I almost passed out in the waiting room

00:13:47.701 --> 00:13:50.246 align:center
because all I had to eat
was this little bag of crackers.

00:13:50.329 --> 00:13:52.206 align:center
-They were all smashed…
-Claude.

00:13:53.666 --> 00:13:55.543 align:center
They said Danny has a 70% blockage.

00:13:57.127 --> 00:13:59.713 align:center
They're gonna put a stent
into his heart next week.

00:14:00.756 --> 00:14:01.924 align:center
I got this for Nick.

00:14:02.591 --> 00:14:03.759 align:center
He's gonna love it.

00:14:03.843 --> 00:14:06.053 align:center
Oh, my God! That's so funny!

00:14:06.136 --> 00:14:07.847 align:center
I mean, what'll they think of next?

00:14:07.930 --> 00:14:11.600 align:center
I'm telling you, next year,
end of March, cherry blossoms.

00:14:11.684 --> 00:14:13.394 align:center
-DC?
-No. Kyoto.

00:14:13.477 --> 00:14:15.813 align:center
We can do something
other than get the Acela, I think.

00:14:15.896 --> 00:14:18.774 align:center
I like the Acela.
They give you an ample wine pour.

00:14:20.192 --> 00:14:23.946 align:center
The New York Times travel section
says that Poland is the new Portugal.

00:14:24.029 --> 00:14:26.073 align:center
Should we take a summer trip to Warsaw?

00:14:26.156 --> 00:14:27.408 align:center
-What?
-Come on.

00:14:27.491 --> 00:14:29.451 align:center
No. If you want to take a trip to Poland,

00:14:29.535 --> 00:14:30.619 align:center
just look at my face.

00:14:32.496 --> 00:14:34.248 align:center
I want to go someplace warm.

00:14:34.331 --> 00:14:36.375 align:center
Hey, I know this South Asian island,

00:14:36.458 --> 00:14:37.918 align:center
only half a mile wide.

00:14:38.002 --> 00:14:39.128 align:center
There are no cars.

00:14:39.211 --> 00:14:42.131 align:center
You got to bring your own drinking water,
but the beaches are pristine.

00:14:42.214 --> 00:14:45.050 align:center
-I'm gonna Google it. You'll love it.
-Is that safe for us?

00:14:45.134 --> 00:14:48.095 align:center
Shouldn't we be somewhere
with infrastructure and, like,

00:14:48.178 --> 00:14:50.055 align:center
a hospital you don't have to swim to?

00:14:50.139 --> 00:14:51.432 align:center
Hospital?

00:14:51.515 --> 00:14:53.851 align:center
Why can't we just be basic
and go to the Bahamas?

00:14:53.934 --> 00:14:54.810 align:center
Yes!

00:14:54.894 --> 00:14:56.896 align:center
Oh, yeah. I love the Bahamas.

00:14:56.979 --> 00:15:00.608 align:center
Maybe we should book our tickets now
since we're all definitely going?

00:15:01.650 --> 00:15:04.612 align:center
I think we can wait
until we get a little closer

00:15:04.695 --> 00:15:07.197 align:center
and everybody knows
their work schedules and stuff.

00:15:07.281 --> 00:15:10.200 align:center
Or we could book it now
and make our schedules work with it.

00:15:10.284 --> 00:15:13.829 align:center
Well, we all know your summer's open.
You're a teacher.

00:15:13.913 --> 00:15:18.083 align:center
Is your job really gonna say no to you?
I mean, you're the king of the hedge fund.

00:15:18.167 --> 00:15:19.084 align:center
Oh my God. Wait.

00:15:19.168 --> 00:15:22.671 align:center
Was the Bahamas where that guy was killed
when the monkey ripped his face off?

00:15:22.755 --> 00:15:23.714 align:center
I don't know, Claude.

00:15:23.797 --> 00:15:25.841 align:center
I just want to park it on a beach.

00:15:25.925 --> 00:15:29.303 align:center
Speaking of beaches,
I have to go to Miami next week for work.

00:15:29.386 --> 00:15:30.721 align:center
-Well, that's fun.
-Yeah.

00:15:30.804 --> 00:15:33.140 align:center
But next week you have that thing.

00:15:33.223 --> 00:15:36.018 align:center
Oh, I've got to work,
so we've got to push that thing.

00:15:38.687 --> 00:15:40.439 align:center
Hey! Who wants to go on the boat?

00:15:40.522 --> 00:15:42.107 align:center
-Yes! Let's do it.
-Oh, yes.

00:15:42.191 --> 00:15:43.859 align:center
-Come on.
-You guys go ahead.

00:15:43.943 --> 00:15:46.070 align:center
I'm gonna grab my blanket
and I'll watch you from here.

00:15:49.448 --> 00:15:50.532 align:center
You're going, honey.

00:15:51.825 --> 00:15:52.826 align:center
Ugh.

00:16:00.417 --> 00:16:01.919 align:center
-We're out of gas.
-Ha!

00:16:02.002 --> 00:16:03.587 align:center
No, I'm kidding.

00:16:04.755 --> 00:16:06.423 align:center
That bit never gets old.

00:16:06.507 --> 00:16:09.301 align:center
-It never gets-- Never gets new.
-I'll put my eye drops in.

00:16:10.761 --> 00:16:13.555 align:center
Did I mention that Nick is gonna drive
to the good bagel place

00:16:13.639 --> 00:16:15.891 align:center
in Phoenicia tomorrow and get us bagels?

00:16:15.974 --> 00:16:20.396 align:center
Yeah, well, or I could save two hours,

00:16:20.479 --> 00:16:22.064 align:center
go to the bagel place in town.

00:16:22.147 --> 00:16:25.693 align:center
No! That place is bad.
It's run by Protestants.

00:16:25.776 --> 00:16:27.361 align:center
Sweetheart, it's our anniversary.

00:16:27.444 --> 00:16:29.905 align:center
If you want faraway bagels,
I'll get faraway bagels.

00:16:29.988 --> 00:16:31.991 align:center
Oh, you're a good husband.

00:16:32.074 --> 00:16:32.908 align:center
Yeah, he is.

00:16:32.992 --> 00:16:34.868 align:center
I mean, we all are.

00:16:34.952 --> 00:16:36.370 align:center
Because when it comes down to it,

00:16:36.453 --> 00:16:39.081 align:center
you know, we're not scared
to do hard things for our spouses.

00:16:39.164 --> 00:16:40.666 align:center
Are you drunk?

00:16:40.749 --> 00:16:42.418 align:center
No, no, no, no.

00:16:42.501 --> 00:16:44.002 align:center
I was just telling these guys earlier

00:16:44.086 --> 00:16:46.338 align:center
about how when we were going
through a hard time,

00:16:46.422 --> 00:16:48.173 align:center
we took yoga classes together.

00:16:49.133 --> 00:16:50.759 align:center
I have literally no memory of that.

00:16:50.843 --> 00:16:55.472 align:center
Yeah, we took several yoga classes
together at the-- The Breath Factory.

00:16:56.390 --> 00:17:00.185 align:center
No, I have never set foot
in The Breath Factory.

00:17:00.269 --> 00:17:02.354 align:center
Yes, you have. Yeah.

00:17:03.021 --> 00:17:06.525 align:center
The place on Route 80 with the poster
of the nude woman in the window?

00:17:06.608 --> 00:17:09.111 align:center
She's not nude. She's covered in sand.

00:17:10.988 --> 00:17:13.157 align:center
Well, come on, we went, like, five times.

00:17:13.240 --> 00:17:16.326 align:center
We had that teacher
who wore a toe ring that upset you?

00:17:16.410 --> 00:17:19.121 align:center
Are you sure you didn't go
with another woman?

00:17:19.705 --> 00:17:22.708 align:center
Sounds like it was equally meaningful
for both of you.

00:17:23.500 --> 00:17:26.879 align:center
Okay, you know what? I'm just gonna
fuck off and swim back to shore.

00:17:26.962 --> 00:17:28.756 align:center
Oh, no! Come on!

00:17:28.839 --> 00:17:31.967 align:center
Nope, nope. I'm too humiliated.
I'll see you at dinner.

00:17:32.051 --> 00:17:33.469 align:center
Oh! Oh! Oh!

00:17:35.345 --> 00:17:39.808 align:center
-Oh! Oh! I have to go in after him!
-Your sweater's gonna drown you!

00:17:39.892 --> 00:17:40.768 align:center
What?

00:17:42.978 --> 00:17:45.856 align:center
Oh my God!
I think I know where this is going.

00:17:45.939 --> 00:17:47.816 align:center
-Come on, baby. Come on, let's go!
-No, no.

00:17:47.900 --> 00:17:50.110 align:center
No, no, no, no! No, no, no!

00:17:50.194 --> 00:17:51.111 align:center
No, your heart!

00:17:51.737 --> 00:17:53.405 align:center
This is why I didn't want to tell you!

00:17:53.489 --> 00:17:54.782 align:center
Hey!

00:17:55.824 --> 00:17:56.825 align:center
Do it!

00:17:57.451 --> 00:17:58.577 align:center
Fuck 'em.

00:18:01.663 --> 00:18:03.832 align:center
Okay, now I have to. It's okay.

00:18:04.500 --> 00:18:05.542 align:center
Oh, gosh.

00:18:05.626 --> 00:18:08.712 align:center
-Come on, Annie!
-Come on, Annie!

00:18:09.713 --> 00:18:10.714 align:center
Do it!

00:18:13.801 --> 00:18:15.385 align:center
-I did it!
-Look at that!

00:18:15.469 --> 00:18:16.428 align:center
You did it!

00:18:21.183 --> 00:18:22.017 align:center
You did it!

00:18:26.814 --> 00:18:27.815 align:center
Oh, man.

00:18:27.898 --> 00:18:28.816 align:center
That was fun.

00:18:32.194 --> 00:18:33.028 align:center
What?

00:18:42.830 --> 00:18:43.789 align:center
That was fun.

00:19:00.139 --> 00:19:01.014 align:center
Oh.

00:19:02.140 --> 00:19:03.392 align:center
How'd you do that?

00:19:03.475 --> 00:19:05.310 align:center
Just put your foot on that bottom rung.

00:19:05.394 --> 00:19:06.353 align:center
I can't reach it.

00:19:06.436 --> 00:19:08.272 align:center
Just lift it a little higher.

00:19:08.856 --> 00:19:11.650 align:center
Let the… the water buoy you up, hon.

00:19:11.733 --> 00:19:12.901 align:center
I can't.

00:19:13.402 --> 00:19:16.405 align:center
Yes. Yes, you can. Just try harder.

00:19:16.488 --> 00:19:19.616 align:center
Just throw me the life preserver
and drag me to shore.

00:19:19.700 --> 00:19:22.119 align:center
-I know you can do it.
-I can't do it.

00:19:22.202 --> 00:19:23.328 align:center
Please, just try!

00:19:23.412 --> 00:19:24.997 align:center
I don't want to try!

00:19:25.080 --> 00:19:26.081 align:center
Oh, madre di Dio.

00:19:51.899 --> 00:19:54.693 align:center
Should we finally start Fargo,
or is it too late?

00:19:54.776 --> 00:19:57.112 align:center
-I think I'm too tired.
-Oh, thank God. Me too.

00:20:02.576 --> 00:20:03.785 align:center
Happy anniversary.

00:20:03.869 --> 00:20:05.412 align:center
Happy anniversary.

00:20:55.462 --> 00:20:57.589 align:center
Fuck everybody, this is a fucking joke.

00:20:57.673 --> 00:20:58.882 align:center
What's the matter, babe?

00:20:58.966 --> 00:21:01.885 align:center
I'm trying to get on the portal
to change your appointment,

00:21:01.969 --> 00:21:04.554 align:center
but it keeps saying
the password is wrong, see?

00:21:04.638 --> 00:21:05.764 align:center
No, no, stop, stop.

00:21:05.847 --> 00:21:07.891 align:center
I do "forgot your password," see?

00:21:07.975 --> 00:21:11.186 align:center
Now it's asking me,
"What was your high school mascot?"

00:21:11.270 --> 00:21:12.854 align:center
We don't have that in Italy.

00:21:13.355 --> 00:21:15.315 align:center
Ah, maybe Virgin Mary.

00:21:17.567 --> 00:21:19.152 align:center
No.

00:21:28.287 --> 00:21:31.498 align:center
Are you sure
that you cannot stay home next week?

00:21:32.541 --> 00:21:34.668 align:center
They desperately need me in Miami.

00:21:35.961 --> 00:21:36.795 align:center
I get it.

00:21:38.171 --> 00:21:39.089 align:center
You understand?

00:21:39.172 --> 00:21:40.340 align:center
-Mm-hmm.
-Come here.

00:21:49.474 --> 00:21:51.476 align:center
Are you okay? You keep sighing.

00:21:52.185 --> 00:21:53.687 align:center
Nick is gonna leave Anne.

00:21:55.105 --> 00:21:55.981 align:center
What?

00:22:00.402 --> 00:22:01.278 align:center
Why?

00:22:02.904 --> 00:22:07.409 align:center
I mean, they seem fine.
He-- He just bought her that pottery shed.

00:22:07.492 --> 00:22:09.995 align:center
Seems like he's been
thinking about this for a while.

00:22:11.371 --> 00:22:12.873 align:center
Can't they just fight it out?

00:22:13.582 --> 00:22:14.499 align:center
I don't know.

00:22:15.375 --> 00:22:17.544 align:center
I… I don't even… I don't think he knows.

00:22:19.087 --> 00:22:20.213 align:center
He's just doing it.

00:22:21.340 --> 00:22:22.883 align:center
God, he's such an asshole.

00:22:23.550 --> 00:22:24.593 align:center
It's so sad.

00:22:29.848 --> 00:22:31.516 align:center
You know, I've been thinking, um,

00:22:32.225 --> 00:22:34.770 align:center
I do remember those yoga classes
we took together.

00:22:35.354 --> 00:22:36.188 align:center
No, you don't.

00:22:37.606 --> 00:22:38.523 align:center
I want to.

00:23:03.715 --> 00:23:05.050 align:center
Guys!

00:23:05.133 --> 00:23:06.635 align:center
-One sec. Nope.
-Yeah. We're… We're in…

00:23:07.219 --> 00:23:08.053 align:center
Hey.

00:23:08.136 --> 00:23:09.763 align:center
Did you have sex in their house?

00:23:09.846 --> 00:23:10.680 align:center
Who does that?

00:23:12.307 --> 00:23:15.060 align:center
Whatever. I need you both
downstairs right now.

00:23:19.815 --> 00:23:22.275 align:center
And eventually,
you'll put one of these on each chair.

00:23:23.110 --> 00:23:24.277 align:center
Okay, thank you.

00:23:25.570 --> 00:23:26.530 align:center
Hi, guys.

00:23:26.613 --> 00:23:27.864 align:center
What's going on out here?

00:23:27.948 --> 00:23:31.159 align:center
Well, I sent Nick an hour away
to get bagels

00:23:31.243 --> 00:23:34.371 align:center
because this
is my anniversary present to him.

00:23:34.454 --> 00:23:36.665 align:center
A surprise vow renewal ceremony.

00:23:39.209 --> 00:23:40.168 align:center
Yeah.

00:23:41.419 --> 00:23:42.504 align:center
I know.

00:23:43.755 --> 00:23:46.383 align:center
Oh, beautiful. Uh, right by the entrance.

00:23:46.466 --> 00:23:47.509 align:center
So, so pretty.

00:23:48.093 --> 00:23:49.177 align:center
So, so pretty.

00:23:51.429 --> 00:23:52.681 align:center
He's gonna freak out.
ht by the entrance.