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Bhaiya!
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How are you, bhaiya?
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You've become fair, Toni!
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I've moved to Indiawith
my wife and daughter.
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Whatever the issue is between
you and Dad, I'll sort it out too.
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Let's talk it out.
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Let's not, Toni.
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Your heart will break.
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Jimmy bhaiya!
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Jimmy bhaiya!
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Can I join you?
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Why? Don't you wanna
play video games?
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If you're not going,
I won't go either.
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Come on, I've got
a deck of cards.
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I'll teach you an
awesome trick, Toni.
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Do you need any help?
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Yes, please.
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I'll manage.
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Thanks.
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So, are you fulfilling
your acting goals
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by taking people's auditions?
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When I see actors
better than me auditioning,
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I pick up tips from them.
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My auditions have improved.
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When are you making your debut?
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I don't know.
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But this is fun.
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Oh, wow!
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So, you're chasing
"fun" now too.
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You're saying that as
if you feel sorry for me.
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No. I'm feeling
sorry for myself.
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Why?
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I tell everyone that I need
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money, followers,
and fame in life.
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But you know,
there's a problem here.
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If I don't accomplish these
things, it will be evident
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that I've failed.
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But spiritual concepts like fun,
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artistic satisfaction...
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"Find joy in the journey..."
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These are the things
one should chase in life.
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There's no way to measure
success or failure here.
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Just say, "I'm
having too much fun!"
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These were my only life goals,
and that's why I'm successful.
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See you.
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I'm hosting a party
tomorrow. Please come.
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I have 500K followers now.
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My proof of success.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Well, I have proof
that I'm having fun.
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I don't need anxiety
pills to fall asleep.
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That's a bloody medical thing!
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How can you even say
something like this, man?
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Oh! You're back!
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- Oh, wow! Having a party?
- Your pint is in the fridge.
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Ashvin bhai...
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did you manage to
sell your film script?
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I finished writing the
script for my new film today.
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This is me celebrating
typing "The End."
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Hey, you!
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Do you think I'd celebrate
with just a pint if I sell my script?
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I'll run naked on
Versova Beach that day!
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Just tell me in advance, though.
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I won't go to Versova
Beach that day.
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Don't wanna see me naked?
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Can you see his naked face?
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What have you done to him?!
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An actor has to get
naked, Ashvin bhai.
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To step into another character,
you have to shed everything.
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Yeah, you made
me shed everything!
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And don't give me that
acting philosophy crap now.
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Just get me
confirmation for the ad.
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Dumbfuck's preaching to me.
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So, how did it feel
typing "The End"?
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Man!
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I don't know.
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It felt very different
finishing the script this time.
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Either I've written
a masterpiece,
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or it's a complete pile of crap.
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Send it to me. I'll read it.
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By the way...
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we need to transfer the
rent to Uncle tomorrow.
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I'll transfer the
money to you tonight.
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Bro!
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Will you be paying this time?
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- I don't think so.
- You
manage this time.
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That will add up to four months,
including this month's rent.
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- Eighty thousand.
- Anything else?
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I'm saying this so that
you're aware as well.
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I also have limited
funds in my account.
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- No, no, no!
- You
are not just saying it.
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You pity me
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for just bumming around on
a couch, mooching free beers.
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You thought of ruining my
mood by bringing that up.
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I haven't paid rent
for four months.
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My naked face is bothering you.
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Bhai, why are you
stretching this out?
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Just tell him when you'll
pay him back. That's all.
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Well...
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I'm waiting to hear back
from two or three auditions.
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- I'll pay after that.
- Which auditions?
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You stepped out of the
house today after two months.
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Dude, you're constantly
breathing down my neck.
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You even keep tabs on
when I take a dump or a leak.
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Whether I've sent
my audition or not.
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Don't expect a response
from today's audition.
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Why?
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Did the client reject it?
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You must've had
some unresolved issues.
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Tarun refused to
send your audition.
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You didn't send the audition?
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Asshole, why did you
even call me for an audition?
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Hey!
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Why the fuck did you ask me to shave
my face and look like some floozy?!
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Generally, Tarun doesn't
follow up on the auditions sent.
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And...
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you probably pulled
some bullshit on him.
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He clearly mentioned
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that you have an
attitude problem.
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Call him! Call
that bloody Tarun!
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Ask him, what attitude
problem do I have?
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Call him now, asshole!
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I'm an actor.
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I'm way fucking better
than everyone out there!
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That's why I don't
go for auditions.
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You bloody casting
people fuck us over,
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just to fit your damn
roles. You assholes!
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You think I don't knowwhy
you joined the casting company?
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Yes.
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We are fooling you.
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So?
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Out of a hundred places,
only one would do things fairly.
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At the other 99 places,
you'd just get screwed over.
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So?
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He has written five
scripts in the last five years,
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but hasn't sold a
single one. Is he crying?
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He writes ads,
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jingles for ads,
and script dialogues.
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That's how he makes money,
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pays his rent, and
treats his friends to beer.
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I have an audition tomorrow.
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And I've come to
know that it's fixed.
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So, do you think I won't go?
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I will.
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I will go,
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and I will smack my
bad luck right in the face.
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I will hit it hard
until I defeat it!
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I'm not going to sit around
at home, moping like you.
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"I'm so damn talented! Come on...
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come home and pick me!"
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Yeah, talk louder, man.
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Come on.
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Be louder. Scream.
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- Hey, writer!
- You should
also scream at me.
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I'm not able to pay
the rent after all.
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I've already been
declared an asshole.
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No issues, man.
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Once I get my security deposit,
I'll give your money back.
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Time to leave the
fucking heartbreak city.
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And you both should
move to a different house.
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I've not seen anything good
happening to anyone in this house.
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The writer couldn't sell the script.
The actor couldn't land a role.
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This fucking house is cursed.
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- Hi, Prashant.
- Hello, Simran.
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Did you check
yesterday's auditions?
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Yeah, I saw them, Prashant.
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Honestly, they weren't good.
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Let's do some more.
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Actually, there's been
an amazing audition.
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I'll mail it to you.
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See and let me
know if it is good.
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- Yeah. Okay.
- Okay.
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Take this. Now, we
will start the havan.
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Pandit ji.
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This house used to be
occupied by wealthy people.
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Perform such a powerful havan
that not a single germ remains.
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Hey, Prashant.
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Ready for the audition?
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Let's go.
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Jimmy...
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what's in that?
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It has a protective
charm inside, Dad.
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The English protective charm.
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It is called "foo-foo."
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It's huge!
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Why are you going for
the audition if it's fixed?
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It'll be a waste of time.
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Casting is planning to send
my bad takes to the producer...
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which is why I have a plan too.
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I will not give a
single bad take.
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Hey, hero! All the best.
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Bro, are you ready?
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And...
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Action!
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Jimmy bhai, Jimmy bhai.
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Jimmy bhai, the client is coming
tomorrow with the full payment.
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Five crores, after deducting
five percent for paying early.
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But we need to arrangeanother
five crores before the week ends.
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So, let's aim to sell one more floor
of this house as quickly as possible.
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Okay.
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Bhaiya, I didn't quite understand
everything you did yesterday.
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In fact, I felt like
it was wrong.
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That poor half-bald man
came to see the house,
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and there I was flaunting my
silky hair, making him feel inferior.
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Why would he buy
a house from me?
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Jatin, we weren't
making him feel inferior.
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We were priming him.
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Priming? What's that?
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The foolery button.
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Everyone has plenty of
such triggers in their mind.
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And by pressing different triggers,
you can fool them in all sorts of ways.
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Okay...
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but what does
priming actually do?
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Priming gets someone
into a mental state where,
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even if they hadmade
up their mind before,
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suddenly they believe whatever
you're selling is the right choice.
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For example, you strike
the iron only when it's hot.
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You need to charm her first, and only then
does your girlfriend let you put it in...
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First...
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Uncle triggered his insecurity
the moment he arrived.
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And then...
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stirred up his insecurity
once more, in front of his wife.
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And then, by sending him tothe
wrong floor, we bruised his ego
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by reminding him, in front of his
father, that he couldn't become a CA.
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- And here's the thing, Jatin.
- When
a man is burning with insecurity,
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even a simple glance from
another man can ignite it further.
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That glance could even
come from a mere photograph.
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Oh!
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And when that half-bald,
CA-fail man's ego
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was wriggling on the floor,
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the priming was done.
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Later, when Uncle
referenced the rooftop proverb,
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he wasn't sellingthe
terrace floor to him.
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Uncle was offering him
a final chance to restore
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his pride in front of
his wife and father.
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A shot of testosterone
for his fragile ego.
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Are you getting it?
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But, bhaiya, why did you ask
Grover Uncle to rhyme the proverb?
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- Why prime, why rhyme?
- And
when they asked about me,
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why did I make you saythat
my aunt died of a heart attack?
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Come on, use
your brain a little.
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Put it up.
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Mood and... action!
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I knew you'd get upset,
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but I can't pretend
anymore, Ishan.
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I don't feel anything
for you now.
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I have tried to force
myself to feel, but...
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there's nothing
that comes out now.
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It doesn't feel
good hearing this...
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but I'm not angry either.
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I actually want to
thank you, Ridhi.
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Are you being sarcastic?
00:19:16.945 --> 00:19:18.305 align:center
No, I mean it.
00:19:20.025 --> 00:19:22.065 align:center
I have no misconceptions
about myself.
00:19:23.225 --> 00:19:24.385 align:center
I'm a below-average actor.
00:19:25.825 --> 00:19:27.385 align:center
- That's okay.
- I've always been one.
00:19:28.465 --> 00:19:29.585 align:center
But when I was...
00:19:30.345 --> 00:19:31.305 align:center
I truly was.
00:19:32.865 --> 00:19:33.905 align:center
I felt it, deeply.
00:19:35.825 --> 00:19:37.865 align:center
Very few people
get to feel that, Ridhi.
00:19:39.665 --> 00:19:40.745 align:center
And for that...
00:19:42.185 --> 00:19:43.025 align:center
Thank you.
00:19:43.625 --> 00:19:44.945 align:center
And... cut!
00:19:47.545 --> 00:19:49.865 align:center
- That was good.
- Your reactions were great.
00:19:50.385 --> 00:19:51.225 align:center
Thank you.
00:19:51.905 --> 00:19:54.705 align:center
Let's do one more. Okay?
00:19:56.305 --> 00:19:58.985 align:center
Want to tweak something?
You already have two takes.
00:19:59.345 --> 00:20:02.265 align:center
Yeah, but it can still get better.
I'll take a quick smoke break.
00:20:02.545 --> 00:20:04.185 align:center
We will do it again
once I'm back.
00:20:05.065 --> 00:20:07.145 align:center
- Shalini, a minute, please.
- Yeah.
00:20:15.305 --> 00:20:16.345 align:center
Shall we start?
00:20:20.745 --> 00:20:21.705 align:center
Ready?
00:20:23.865 --> 00:20:26.105 align:center
The lady... giving cues?
00:20:26.225 --> 00:20:30.625 align:center
Shalini has another audition to prepare
for, so Sandeep will give the cues now.
00:20:31.185 --> 00:20:32.145 align:center
Alright?
00:20:35.745 --> 00:20:36.785 align:center
Let's go.
00:20:36.905 --> 00:20:38.745 align:center
And... action!
00:20:44.745 --> 00:20:46.825 align:center
I know you'll be upset,
00:20:47.385 --> 00:20:49.945 align:center
but I can't keep
pretending anymore.
00:20:50.305 --> 00:20:52.745 align:center
I don't feel anything
for you now.
00:20:53.105 --> 00:20:56.185 align:center
I've tried to force
myself to feel,
00:20:56.945 --> 00:21:00.385 align:center
but there is nothing
that comes out now.
00:21:05.505 --> 00:21:08.785 align:center
I'm not angry. In fact...
00:21:10.345 --> 00:21:11.905 align:center
I want to thank you.
00:21:14.145 --> 00:21:15.665 align:center
Are you being sarcastic?
00:21:19.345 --> 00:21:20.505 align:center
Let's do one more. Sorry.
00:21:21.025 --> 00:21:23.225 align:center
- Come on, man!
- Don't
stop until I say "cut."
00:21:23.665 --> 00:21:24.625 align:center
It was going really well.
00:21:26.225 --> 00:21:29.585 align:center
- Really? Was it good?
- Yeah.
00:21:31.665 --> 00:21:33.745 align:center
Sorry. Let's go again.
00:21:57.865 --> 00:21:59.185 align:center
- Jimmy...
- Fufa ji.
00:21:59.425 --> 00:22:00.425 align:center
Just a moment.
00:22:01.185 --> 00:22:02.705 align:center
- Please.
- Namaste.
00:22:03.705 --> 00:22:05.585 align:center
Namaste. Namaste, dear.
00:22:06.265 --> 00:22:08.425 align:center
This is my wife, and
this is my daughter.
00:22:09.585 --> 00:22:12.145 align:center
Both mother and
daughter are very beautiful.
00:22:12.385 --> 00:22:14.545 align:center
Three months ago, when I
moved here from Australia,
00:22:15.025 --> 00:22:16.985 align:center
that's when I found outthis
is Jimmy bhaiya's new house.
00:22:17.945 --> 00:22:20.185 align:center
Since then, I'd been
waiting for you all to move in.
00:22:20.305 --> 00:22:21.505 align:center
Waiting for what?
00:22:23.185 --> 00:22:25.105 align:center
Cute son of my beloved mama.
00:22:25.665 --> 00:22:28.225 align:center
Eva, this is Jimmy bhaiya.
00:22:29.625 --> 00:22:30.825 align:center
My wife.
00:22:31.625 --> 00:22:33.105 align:center
I keep talking about you.
00:22:33.225 --> 00:22:35.785 align:center
Really? What does he talk about?
00:22:36.985 --> 00:22:38.945 align:center
- All those things--
- Oh God, cousin!
00:22:41.585 --> 00:22:43.905 align:center
Don't you father-son duo
let your wives speak at all?
00:22:46.665 --> 00:22:48.545 align:center
Eva will answer. Eva...
00:22:50.305 --> 00:22:51.665 align:center
what does he talk about me?
00:22:52.905 --> 00:22:53.785 align:center
He...
00:22:54.545 --> 00:22:58.305 align:center
he tells me he spent the best
childhood with you and Prince.
00:22:59.505 --> 00:23:02.585 align:center
He also told me he gave
you the nickname "Jimmy."
00:23:04.225 --> 00:23:09.105 align:center
He told me that the family
is not on talking terms now.
00:23:10.585 --> 00:23:11.385 align:center
And...
00:23:12.545 --> 00:23:14.105 align:center
he feels really bad about it.
00:23:15.225 --> 00:23:16.585 align:center
Good, good, good. Well done.
00:23:17.785 --> 00:23:19.945 align:center
Now, that's three
good things. Okay?
00:23:22.865 --> 00:23:26.505 align:center
Now, you tell me
three bad things that
00:23:27.265 --> 00:23:29.745 align:center
he or his father
told you about me.
00:23:33.545 --> 00:23:34.585 align:center
Nothing.
00:23:34.865 --> 00:23:36.505 align:center
I'll give you options
to choose from.
00:23:37.865 --> 00:23:40.065 align:center
The scam or the slap?
00:23:41.545 --> 00:23:44.425 align:center
The pain of losing money
or the sting of the slap?
00:23:44.785 --> 00:23:46.865 align:center
What does his father
cry about more?
00:23:49.665 --> 00:23:50.625 align:center
Toni?
00:23:53.385 --> 00:23:56.345 align:center
Bro, she's gettinga
bit uncomfortable now.
00:23:58.905 --> 00:24:00.705 align:center
It's my first time
talking to a foreigner.
00:24:01.825 --> 00:24:04.625 align:center
- Maybe I made her uncomfortable.
- I didn't say that, bhaiya.
00:24:05.665 --> 00:24:07.465 align:center
Jimmy, let them eat.
00:24:11.545 --> 00:24:12.985 align:center
Come, kids. I'll serve you food.
00:24:14.025 --> 00:24:15.065 align:center
Come on.
00:24:20.065 --> 00:24:22.105 align:center
How are you? This is Toni.
00:24:22.305 --> 00:24:25.265 align:center
My brother-in-law Kukreja
- ji's son.
- He's from Australia.
00:24:25.745 --> 00:24:28.825 align:center
This is his wife and daughter.
00:24:28.945 --> 00:24:31.025 align:center
Toni, come, I'll
show you the rooftop.
00:24:31.945 --> 00:24:34.585 align:center
Jatin will help
Dad with the food.
00:24:34.705 --> 00:24:35.945 align:center
His English is good, Eva.
00:24:36.105 --> 00:24:37.105 align:center
Hi!
00:24:38.745 --> 00:24:41.785 align:center
- I'll go. You'll be fine, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
00:24:44.265 --> 00:24:45.425 align:center
Please come.
00:24:52.585 --> 00:24:54.945 align:center
Mood... and action.
00:24:56.545 --> 00:24:58.305 align:center
I know you'll be upset.
00:24:58.945 --> 00:25:00.385 align:center
But I can't pretend anymore.
00:25:00.985 --> 00:25:02.985 align:center
I don't feel anything
for you now.
00:25:03.425 --> 00:25:05.985 align:center
I've tried to force
myself to feel,
00:25:06.465 --> 00:25:09.265 align:center
but there is nothing
that is coming out now.
00:25:10.545 --> 00:25:11.625 align:center
Actually, Prashant...
00:25:12.745 --> 00:25:16.665 align:center
I didn't know youwanted
to pursue acting full-time.
00:25:18.905 --> 00:25:21.145 align:center
If both of us wouldwant
to pursue acting full-time,
00:25:21.625 --> 00:25:24.465 align:center
we'd run into a lot
of financial problems.
00:25:25.465 --> 00:25:29.025 align:center
Look, Prashant, I'm
just being practical.
00:25:29.705 --> 00:25:30.745 align:center
It's okay, Anjali.
00:25:34.745 --> 00:25:36.065 align:center
I'm not upset.
00:25:38.025 --> 00:25:39.825 align:center
Sure, I feel a little sad, but...
00:25:42.025 --> 00:25:43.665 align:center
I want to thank you.
00:25:46.305 --> 00:25:49.145 align:center
- Are you--
- I've always wanted to, you know?
00:25:50.865 --> 00:25:51.905 align:center
Thank you.
00:25:53.985 --> 00:25:55.745 align:center
I'm a below average boy,
00:25:57.745 --> 00:25:58.945 align:center
I've always been.
00:26:00.785 --> 00:26:03.265 align:center
Academics, looks, personality...
00:26:03.905 --> 00:26:04.985 align:center
average at everything.
00:26:06.265 --> 00:26:08.025 align:center
And when you are aware of this,
00:26:09.505 --> 00:26:10.945 align:center
you don't really
have the confidence...
00:26:12.905 --> 00:26:15.065 align:center
to walk up to a girl and say,
00:26:16.905 --> 00:26:17.945 align:center
"I like you."
00:26:19.465 --> 00:26:22.825 align:center
My entire school life was justa
series of one-sided love stories.
00:26:23.585 --> 00:26:26.785 align:center
But at a college fest, after a few drinks,
I ended up spilling my heart to my crush.
00:26:28.345 --> 00:26:30.025 align:center
Blame it on the alcohol
for my fake confidence.
00:26:31.305 --> 00:26:32.945 align:center
That girl didn't just reject me.
00:26:34.065 --> 00:26:35.225 align:center
She was also offended that...
00:26:35.745 --> 00:26:38.345 align:center
I could even thinkI
had a chance with her.
00:26:41.625 --> 00:26:44.625 align:center
She made sure I
didn't forget my "place."
00:26:48.185 --> 00:26:51.625 align:center
She humiliated mein front
of everyone in the canteen.
00:26:53.465 --> 00:26:54.705 align:center
That was it.
00:26:55.905 --> 00:26:56.945 align:center
I decided...
00:26:57.785 --> 00:27:00.025 align:center
I'd never confess my
feelings to anyone again.
00:27:03.745 --> 00:27:04.745 align:center
And I guess...
00:27:05.625 --> 00:27:07.705 align:center
I'll never know
what it feels like...
00:27:09.385 --> 00:27:13.345 align:center
to love a girl and
be loved back by her.
00:27:14.625 --> 00:27:16.145 align:center
But because of you, Anjali...
00:27:17.345 --> 00:27:18.745 align:center
I learned what it feels like...
00:27:21.425 --> 00:27:22.545 align:center
to love...
00:27:23.865 --> 00:27:25.865 align:center
and be loved in return.
00:27:26.785 --> 00:27:28.425 align:center
And if it's lost now, so be it.
00:27:28.825 --> 00:27:29.865 align:center
What can we do?
00:27:30.345 --> 00:27:32.705 align:center
But when it
existed, it was real.
00:27:34.985 --> 00:27:36.265 align:center
I felt it deeply.
00:27:38.185 --> 00:27:39.185 align:center
And for that...
00:27:45.305 --> 00:27:46.305 align:center
thank you.
00:27:49.385 --> 00:27:51.025 align:center
And cut!
00:27:51.145 --> 00:27:53.865 align:center
Wow, that was amazing!
00:27:56.145 --> 00:27:57.105 align:center
Buddy...
00:27:57.825 --> 00:27:59.105 align:center
we'll have to do one more.
00:28:00.025 --> 00:28:01.745 align:center
You said "Anjali"
instead of "Ridhi."
00:28:03.345 --> 00:28:04.345 align:center
Does it really matter?
00:28:04.865 --> 00:28:06.305 align:center
Even if I overlook that,
00:28:06.625 --> 00:28:10.305 align:center
the script doesn't mention anything
about the character's eyes welling up.
00:28:10.825 --> 00:28:12.825 align:center
How about we do
this one without tears?
00:28:14.945 --> 00:28:15.905 align:center
Buddy...
00:28:17.545 --> 00:28:19.225 align:center
With or without tears.
00:28:19.825 --> 00:28:21.385 align:center
With a boy or a girl.
00:28:21.825 --> 00:28:23.305 align:center
First take or the 50th take.
00:28:24.065 --> 00:28:25.185 align:center
Nothing matters.
00:28:26.345 --> 00:28:27.385 align:center
I'm a theater actor.
00:28:28.105 --> 00:28:30.145 align:center
With every take, my
performance will get better.
00:28:31.305 --> 00:28:32.545 align:center
I've got to get to work now.
00:28:32.985 --> 00:28:35.105 align:center
I hope the director finds
something good in this.
00:28:36.385 --> 00:28:38.305 align:center
Or else, I'll keep smacking
my bad luck in the face.
00:28:38.425 --> 00:28:39.625 align:center
No, dude, I just thought...
00:28:40.345 --> 00:28:43.865 align:center
I mean, if we could
get a variation...
00:28:44.145 --> 00:28:47.345 align:center
- or a different flavor, maybe.
- Sorry, man.
00:28:48.545 --> 00:28:49.985 align:center
I couldn't give a bad take.
00:28:56.985 --> 00:29:00.905 align:center
I was telling Eva about your nickname
story a few days ago, Jimmy bhaiya.
00:29:02.105 --> 00:29:03.865 align:center
- You remember, right?
- No.
00:29:05.945 --> 00:29:09.065 align:center
Well, when you and
Prince had just moved in,
00:29:09.185 --> 00:29:11.785 align:center
you used to say that everyone
had such cool nicknames.
00:29:12.505 --> 00:29:15.945 align:center
Danny, Toni, Prince.
But you didn't have one.
00:29:16.185 --> 00:29:20.225 align:center
Remember? We were all sitting in the
park, trying to come up with one for you.
00:29:20.585 --> 00:29:22.545 align:center
That's when I said,
"Bhaiya, what about Jimmy?"
00:29:22.705 --> 00:29:23.905 align:center
And you loved it.
00:29:26.465 --> 00:29:27.985 align:center
Let me ask you
something. Just be honest.
00:29:34.545 --> 00:29:35.545 align:center
Why are you here, Toni?
00:29:37.585 --> 00:29:38.665 align:center
What do you want?
00:29:43.345 --> 00:29:44.465 align:center
Bhaiya...
00:29:45.505 --> 00:29:47.265 align:center
after coming backfrom
Australia, I noticed that
00:29:48.385 --> 00:29:51.705 align:center
even now, whenever I
mention you guys in front of Dad,
00:29:51.825 --> 00:29:53.345 align:center
there's still so much
bitterness in him!
00:29:55.305 --> 00:29:58.145 align:center
And now, talking to you,
I can see it here as well.
00:29:58.625 --> 00:29:59.905 align:center
The hate you carry inside.
00:30:00.825 --> 00:30:03.665 align:center
So when I found out
you were moving here,
00:30:04.505 --> 00:30:06.505 align:center
I decided that I
wanted to fix everything.
00:30:08.265 --> 00:30:09.345 align:center
How will you do that?
00:30:11.425 --> 00:30:13.945 align:center
You tell me, what's
your issue with Dad?
00:30:14.945 --> 00:30:16.585 align:center
You mentioned something
downstairs as well, bhaiya.
00:30:16.705 --> 00:30:18.185 align:center
The scam, the slap.
00:30:18.905 --> 00:30:19.985 align:center
What was that about?
00:30:20.705 --> 00:30:21.825 align:center
About my issues...
00:30:22.785 --> 00:30:24.785 align:center
I'm sure your dad mentioned it
to you before he sent you here.
00:30:26.185 --> 00:30:27.905 align:center
When has Dad ever
told me anything?
00:30:29.785 --> 00:30:31.745 align:center
I asked Mom as well, but...
00:30:32.825 --> 00:30:33.785 align:center
She only knows
00:30:34.625 --> 00:30:35.865 align:center
what happened when we were kids.
00:30:37.185 --> 00:30:40.225 align:center
After that, no one in the family knows
what went down between you two.
00:30:41.225 --> 00:30:45.785 align:center
And... do you know your
dad's trying for an MP ticket?
00:30:47.105 --> 00:30:48.065 align:center
Yes.
00:30:53.465 --> 00:30:54.545 align:center
And...
00:30:55.425 --> 00:30:57.465 align:center
that's why he sent
you here, Toni.
00:30:58.745 --> 00:31:02.465 align:center
"Go and remind your Jimmy bhaiya
how close you used to be," right?
00:31:03.225 --> 00:31:07.945 align:center
How can I even imagine competing
with the father of my dearest cousin Toni?
00:31:10.025 --> 00:31:13.625 align:center
Come on, let me pack some
halwa for mami in those little cups.
00:31:13.745 --> 00:31:14.905 align:center
Take it with you.
00:31:15.025 --> 00:31:16.985 align:center
Dad didn't send me here, bhaiya.
00:31:20.345 --> 00:31:21.425 align:center
I'm here by my own choice.
00:31:22.065 --> 00:31:23.065 align:center
I swear!
00:31:26.025 --> 00:31:27.305 align:center
Now, please tell me.
00:31:28.065 --> 00:31:30.865 align:center
What did you mean
by "scam" and "slap"?
00:31:34.025 --> 00:31:36.105 align:center
I scammed your dad, Toni.
00:31:37.185 --> 00:31:38.305 align:center
Worth 30 crores.
00:31:39.305 --> 00:31:40.465 align:center
But it was never
about the money.
00:31:42.905 --> 00:31:45.665 align:center
In return for money,
I wanted to slap him.
00:31:46.945 --> 00:31:48.705 align:center
I was going to return
your dad's money...
00:31:49.585 --> 00:31:51.585 align:center
but then I found
out about his plan.
00:31:53.105 --> 00:31:54.145 align:center
What plan?
00:31:54.745 --> 00:31:55.705 align:center
Murder plan.
00:31:57.425 --> 00:31:58.505 align:center
Whose murder?
00:32:00.945 --> 00:32:02.505 align:center
Toni, if I spill the details,
00:32:03.305 --> 00:32:06.585 align:center
you'll grab your wife and kidand
be on the next flight to Australia.
00:32:07.305 --> 00:32:09.065 align:center
If you weren't this
cute, I might've told you.
00:32:09.985 --> 00:32:11.265 align:center
The thing is,
00:32:11.385 --> 00:32:14.825 align:center
if I return the 30 crores to
your dad, his problem is solved.
00:32:16.585 --> 00:32:18.665 align:center
But after what your
dad did to me, Toni,
00:32:19.665 --> 00:32:24.065 align:center
there's nothing you or he can
do to make this right for me.
00:32:24.185 --> 00:32:25.425 align:center
I will do it, bhaiya.
00:32:26.665 --> 00:32:28.265 align:center
Can you return the money?
00:32:29.025 --> 00:32:29.985 align:center
Do you need my help?
00:32:30.345 --> 00:32:33.305 align:center
Toni, I invested that money
into constructing this house.
00:32:34.585 --> 00:32:36.505 align:center
I even started a firmin
my name and your dad's.
00:32:36.625 --> 00:32:37.865 align:center
M cube B cube Builders.
00:32:39.585 --> 00:32:41.505 align:center
So once these floors are sold,
00:32:42.425 --> 00:32:45.145 align:center
I'll be able to pay
your dad back.
00:32:49.625 --> 00:32:51.785 align:center
Oh, you see, Ori,
I don't know. It's--
00:32:51.945 --> 00:32:53.585 align:center
- You know how it is.
- It's
just really competitive.
00:32:53.705 --> 00:32:56.105 align:center
Do one thing. Just...
00:32:57.145 --> 00:32:58.665 align:center
Yeah, I'll give you my number,
00:32:59.105 --> 00:33:01.385 align:center
and let's meet again.
00:33:01.505 --> 00:33:03.305 align:center
Thank you so much,
Tarun. I'll call you.
00:33:04.065 --> 00:33:05.265 align:center
- Great. See you.
- Yeah.
00:33:10.065 --> 00:33:10.945 align:center
Yeah.
00:33:11.505 --> 00:33:13.305 align:center
- I'll take your leave. Thank you.
- Alright. All the best!
00:33:13.425 --> 00:33:14.345 align:center
Thank you.
00:33:21.745 --> 00:33:22.905 align:center
Prashant.
00:33:24.065 --> 00:33:25.345 align:center
Are you just coming to work?
00:33:26.105 --> 00:33:27.985 align:center
I had an audition
today. I told you.
00:33:30.505 --> 00:33:31.865 align:center
And I told you...
00:33:32.825 --> 00:33:35.385 align:center
that the actor
was already fixed.
00:33:36.705 --> 00:33:38.545 align:center
And yet, you went
for the audition!
00:33:39.985 --> 00:33:41.785 align:center
Well, all the best.
00:33:45.465 --> 00:33:46.665 align:center
Tarun, I...
00:33:47.145 --> 00:33:49.585 align:center
- I showed Manish's audition to the client.
- Whose?
00:33:50.665 --> 00:33:52.465 align:center
The one you said
had attitude issues.
00:33:58.345 --> 00:33:59.265 align:center
Why?
00:34:00.665 --> 00:34:02.105 align:center
I told you not to, didn't I?
00:34:03.465 --> 00:34:05.905 align:center
All of yesterday'sauditions
got rejected, Tarun.
00:34:06.425 --> 00:34:08.705 align:center
- Even Amit's.
- That is
why I sent his audition.
00:34:09.665 --> 00:34:11.505 align:center
And the client said,
"He is very good."
00:34:12.065 --> 00:34:13.665 align:center
Audition, good. Attitude?
00:34:14.825 --> 00:34:17.265 align:center
Shitty! Did you
tell the client that?
00:34:19.905 --> 00:34:21.385 align:center
It's just an artist's ego, sir.
00:34:21.945 --> 00:34:23.265 align:center
But he's very professional.
00:34:23.385 --> 00:34:25.545 align:center
He's always on time
and comes fully prepared.
00:34:26.625 --> 00:34:27.545 align:center
And...
00:34:28.745 --> 00:34:31.505 align:center
he does show some
attitude to the casting people,
00:34:32.425 --> 00:34:35.185 align:center
but on the set, he sincerely
follows the director's instructions.
00:34:36.345 --> 00:34:37.425 align:center
You know...
00:34:38.185 --> 00:34:41.585 align:center
your friend once
said something to me
00:34:41.985 --> 00:34:43.145 align:center
during an audition.
00:34:43.945 --> 00:34:44.825 align:center
What was it?
00:34:46.305 --> 00:34:50.425 align:center
Buddy, a director's job
is to say "action" and "cut"
00:34:50.745 --> 00:34:54.585 align:center
and to handle everything
that happens in between.
00:34:55.785 --> 00:34:59.865 align:center
A casting director's job is
also to say "action" and "cut,"
00:35:00.665 --> 00:35:05.585 align:center
but in between, they just stand
still without uttering a word,
00:35:06.345 --> 00:35:08.785 align:center
so that the actor's
job isn't disturbed.
00:35:08.905 --> 00:35:10.865 align:center
So, the director is respected,
00:35:11.425 --> 00:35:13.385 align:center
and the casting
director is humiliated!
00:35:14.785 --> 00:35:15.705 align:center
Why, man?
00:35:20.665 --> 00:35:21.625 align:center
Do one thing.
00:35:23.025 --> 00:35:25.265 align:center
Call the client. Let
me talk to them.
00:35:28.105 --> 00:35:32.465 align:center
Tarun... he really
needs the money.
00:35:34.785 --> 00:35:36.465 align:center
He's planning to go back home.
00:35:38.745 --> 00:35:41.545 align:center
Please, Tarun. If he gets this ad,
he can stay in Mumbai a little longer.
00:35:41.665 --> 00:35:43.945 align:center
Just let him go back home!
00:35:44.865 --> 00:35:47.505 align:center
People like him can't
make it in this city.
00:35:47.785 --> 00:35:49.705 align:center
Go and prepare for the audition.
00:35:51.305 --> 00:35:52.305 align:center
Hey! Hi, Simran.
00:35:52.785 --> 00:35:57.185 align:center
Listen, about that audition
Prashant sent you earlier today?
00:35:57.305 --> 00:35:59.105 align:center
Yeah, I think you liked it.
00:35:59.225 --> 00:36:02.465 align:center
But, Simran, the thing
is, he's a blacklisted actor.
00:36:02.585 --> 00:36:03.665 align:center
Oh, no, no.
00:36:04.145 --> 00:36:05.465 align:center
Prashant doesn't know that.
00:36:05.945 --> 00:36:06.945 align:center
He's new here.
00:36:10.065 --> 00:36:11.545 align:center
WHO'S THE HERO?
00:36:22.705 --> 00:36:23.945 align:center
Hey, where are you going?
00:36:25.465 --> 00:36:26.425 align:center
Home.
00:36:27.265 --> 00:36:28.105 align:center
Already?
00:36:29.145 --> 00:36:30.425 align:center
You just got here, man.
00:36:31.305 --> 00:36:32.465 align:center
I'm not coming back.
00:36:37.545 --> 00:36:38.585 align:center
You're leaving?
00:36:40.945 --> 00:36:42.665 align:center
So, you're just
leaving with your stuff?
00:36:44.665 --> 00:36:46.705 align:center
That moron farted on your face.
00:36:48.105 --> 00:36:48.945 align:center
Revenge!
00:36:49.625 --> 00:36:52.505 align:center
- Should I hit him?
- Long live Delhi NCR.
00:36:53.065 --> 00:36:55.545 align:center
The first thought is
always, "Hit the bastard!"
00:36:57.505 --> 00:36:58.745 align:center
Bro, you're an artist.
00:37:01.305 --> 00:37:02.265 align:center
Even revenge...
00:37:04.345 --> 00:37:05.745 align:center
should look like art.
00:37:12.505 --> 00:37:14.305 align:center
Listen up, everyone!
00:37:16.585 --> 00:37:19.065 align:center
Who here is a method actor,
00:37:20.465 --> 00:37:25.545 align:center
who has that level of control,
who can, whenever he wants...
00:37:27.985 --> 00:37:28.905 align:center
just fart?
00:37:29.025 --> 00:37:31.105 align:center
- Sir! I can do it!
- Sir! I will do it.
00:37:31.225 --> 00:37:33.225 align:center
- I will do it, sir!
- I can do it.
00:37:33.345 --> 00:37:34.665 align:center
- Me, sir!
- I'll do it.
00:37:35.065 --> 00:37:36.585 align:center
Threesome! What else?
00:37:37.985 --> 00:37:40.465 align:center
- Boring, bro. You're very boring.
- Amit.
00:37:41.425 --> 00:37:42.425 align:center
I'll call you back.
00:37:43.105 --> 00:37:44.185 align:center
There's a brief.
00:37:44.745 --> 00:37:45.785 align:center
Wanna audition?
00:37:47.225 --> 00:37:50.425 align:center
First time you've come
to me on your own. Nice!
00:37:50.905 --> 00:37:52.505 align:center
Let me know if you want
to eat something now.
00:37:52.625 --> 00:37:56.025 align:center
When the take begins, I
want non-stop fart bombs.
00:37:56.145 --> 00:37:59.665 align:center
- Don't worry, sir. It will be done.
- What's the ad for, sir?
00:38:05.545 --> 00:38:08.225 align:center
You've apprehended a
spy working for the enemy.
00:38:08.945 --> 00:38:10.385 align:center
But he won't talk.
00:38:10.905 --> 00:38:12.625 align:center
You've tried every
kind of torture,
00:38:13.385 --> 00:38:14.425 align:center
but nothing's working.
00:38:15.065 --> 00:38:19.145 align:center
I won't break. Do
whatever you want.
00:38:19.945 --> 00:38:22.985 align:center
If you want to defeat
me, bring something
00:38:23.665 --> 00:38:25.625 align:center
that can strike from within,
00:38:25.745 --> 00:38:28.265 align:center
that can attack the
passion burning in my heart.
00:38:30.225 --> 00:38:32.785 align:center
Sir, how can we
attack him from within?
00:38:33.545 --> 00:38:34.985 align:center
I know exactly
what will break him
00:38:35.705 --> 00:38:37.505 align:center
by striking him from within.
00:38:38.425 --> 00:38:41.185 align:center
JNG torture!
00:38:41.305 --> 00:38:42.385 align:center
JNG torture?
00:38:43.825 --> 00:38:48.585 align:center
Jeopardous Natural Gas torture!
00:38:48.705 --> 00:38:50.625 align:center
- Tape his mouth shut.
- Yes, sir!
00:38:57.905 --> 00:38:58.945 align:center
Position!
00:39:06.385 --> 00:39:07.425 align:center
Load!
00:39:13.585 --> 00:39:14.705 align:center
Explode!
00:39:24.225 --> 00:39:25.185 align:center
Reload!
00:39:27.865 --> 00:39:29.465 align:center
Explode!
00:39:35.145 --> 00:39:36.345 align:center
And now...
00:39:37.145 --> 00:39:38.705 align:center
one final attack!
00:39:39.185 --> 00:39:40.625 align:center
From point-blank range,
00:39:40.905 --> 00:39:43.665 align:center
place the cannon
right on the nose.
00:39:51.625 --> 00:39:55.025 align:center
The momentJeopardous
Natural Gas torture begins,
00:39:55.145 --> 00:39:57.785 align:center
the spy loses all his passion.
00:40:00.585 --> 00:40:02.505 align:center
And then, the brand
message appears...
00:40:03.065 --> 00:40:05.465 align:center
"If this gas can break
even the strongest spirit,
00:40:05.945 --> 00:40:09.625 align:center
it can just as easilytake
the lives of your loved ones.
00:40:10.585 --> 00:40:13.545 align:center
Hing Raj Goli, takes
care of your digestion."
00:40:20.105 --> 00:40:21.985 align:center
Uncle, my candidate
has messaged me.
00:40:22.105 --> 00:40:23.585 align:center
- I need to go.
- Something
urgent has come up.
00:40:23.705 --> 00:40:25.945 align:center
- You'll handle things here?
- Yeah, don't worry.
00:40:26.065 --> 00:40:29.265 align:center
And a truck's coming from
the old house with Dad's stuff.
00:40:29.385 --> 00:40:31.105 align:center
- Have them taken upstairs.
- Done.
00:40:32.385 --> 00:40:33.545 align:center
Why did he come?
00:40:34.705 --> 00:40:35.865 align:center
He wanted to fix everything,
00:40:36.905 --> 00:40:39.105 align:center
but I know his dad
sent him to negotiate.
00:40:40.145 --> 00:40:41.305 align:center
He's scared shitless that
00:40:41.425 --> 00:40:43.825 align:center
Jimmy might raise money
for another candidate's ticket.
00:40:45.305 --> 00:40:47.825 align:center
Jimmy, if possible, sort
things out with your mama.
00:40:47.945 --> 00:40:49.265 align:center
You're using all the money
00:40:49.385 --> 00:40:51.745 align:center
you got from selling floors
for your candidate's ticket.
00:40:51.865 --> 00:40:53.305 align:center
You've already given 15 crores.
00:40:54.625 --> 00:40:56.785 align:center
Will you make me a Taj
Mahal with those 15 crores?
00:40:58.585 --> 00:41:01.625 align:center
If mama becomes an MP, you'll be
a widow before you even tie the knot.
00:41:05.905 --> 00:41:09.465 align:center
Mahasingh ji, another five crores will
be added to the party fund in two days.
00:41:12.145 --> 00:41:14.345 align:center
And I heard you wanted to
tell me something important.
00:41:15.505 --> 00:41:16.465 align:center
Jimmy bhai...
00:41:17.705 --> 00:41:19.065 align:center
what I wanted to say is that...
00:41:20.105 --> 00:41:22.745 align:center
we don't need more money now.
00:41:23.345 --> 00:41:24.305 align:center
That's it.
00:41:25.265 --> 00:41:26.105 align:center
What happened?
00:41:28.625 --> 00:41:33.025 align:center
Because there's no waywe
can match Kukreja's numbers.
00:41:33.465 --> 00:41:34.505 align:center
Why not, Mahasingh ji?
00:41:35.665 --> 00:41:38.465 align:center
I've already put in twenty crores into
the party fund, including today's five.
00:41:39.025 --> 00:41:41.425 align:center
You managed 15 more,
and that makes it 35.
00:41:41.665 --> 00:41:43.065 align:center
How much has Kukreja
put in? 40 crores?
00:41:44.025 --> 00:41:45.425 align:center
We can cross that easily.
00:41:46.665 --> 00:41:49.625 align:center
Jimmy bhai, I've got fresh numbers
from the party president this morning.
00:41:49.905 --> 00:41:50.905 align:center
Total...
00:41:51.425 --> 00:41:55.985 align:center
In total, Kukreja has given
80 crores to the party fund.
00:41:59.665 --> 00:42:00.945 align:center
- 80 crores?
- Yes.
00:42:05.705 --> 00:42:07.385 align:center
Where the hell didhe
get that kind of money?
00:42:08.225 --> 00:42:12.665 align:center
Some Ellora Real Estate
guy alone gave 40 crores.
00:42:14.185 --> 00:42:16.905 align:center
Must be tight with Kukreja.
00:42:29.385 --> 00:42:30.505 align:center
Mahasingh ji...
00:42:31.345 --> 00:42:34.265 align:center
- keep the party president engaged.
- Jimmy bhai--
00:42:34.385 --> 00:42:36.465 align:center
Let him know our
funding will exceed this.
00:42:36.585 --> 00:42:38.265 align:center
- But how?
- I will manage.
00:42:38.585 --> 00:42:41.505 align:center
Just make sure your name
stays in the running for the ticket.
00:42:46.585 --> 00:42:47.665 align:center
Son of a bitch.
00:42:51.985 --> 00:42:55.625 align:center
Jimmy bhai, the truck
with your dad's stuff is here.
00:42:56.225 --> 00:42:58.665 align:center
But he's refusingto
bring his things inside.
00:42:59.065 --> 00:43:00.705 align:center
He's sending it back
to the old house.
00:43:01.945 --> 00:43:05.025 align:center
He says once the guests
leave, he'll leave too.
00:43:08.345 --> 00:43:10.945 align:center
- I'll come and figure something out.
- Hey, listen! Listen!
00:43:11.465 --> 00:43:13.065 align:center
There's some good news as well.
00:43:13.465 --> 00:43:14.745 align:center
A client called me.
00:43:15.145 --> 00:43:18.145 align:center
He wants to buy a
floor in our new house.
00:43:18.905 --> 00:43:19.785 align:center
So then call him.
00:43:19.905 --> 00:43:24.105 align:center
Here's the best part, Jimmy bhai!
He has already seen the place.
00:43:24.465 --> 00:43:28.425 align:center
He mentioned he'll give the advance first,
and we can settle the price afterward.
00:43:30.505 --> 00:43:31.945 align:center
Everyone is talking
about you, Jimmy.
00:43:35.745 --> 00:43:37.545 align:center
Once you quote the
price, there's no going back.
00:43:38.465 --> 00:43:39.985 align:center
We'll have to buy the
house for that amount.
00:43:41.465 --> 00:43:44.585 align:center
And if someone negotiates,
then even on a higher price.
00:43:44.985 --> 00:43:46.025 align:center
You know what, Yadav ji?
00:43:47.145 --> 00:43:48.305 align:center
If you quote a higher price
00:43:49.145 --> 00:43:50.105 align:center
and then reduce it,
00:43:51.105 --> 00:43:52.945 align:center
you are devaluing your own word.
00:43:53.345 --> 00:43:54.305 align:center
Fair point.
00:43:55.785 --> 00:43:57.665 align:center
I also work in a certain way.
00:43:59.185 --> 00:44:01.625 align:center
The price I set
after calculating
00:44:01.945 --> 00:44:04.145 align:center
is the price I'll
pay for the house.
00:44:05.865 --> 00:44:07.585 align:center
But if someone
pushes me too hard,
00:44:08.865 --> 00:44:10.625 align:center
- I'll go even lower.
- Really?
00:44:13.985 --> 00:44:15.145 align:center
You don't negotiate either?
00:44:17.145 --> 00:44:20.065 align:center
In that case, Yadav ji, whether
we are closing the deal or not
00:44:20.465 --> 00:44:22.065 align:center
will be decided instantly.
00:44:23.905 --> 00:44:25.145 align:center
You give me your number.
00:44:25.785 --> 00:44:28.185 align:center
If the numbers match,
we shake hands.
00:44:29.145 --> 00:44:32.065 align:center
Otherwise, we walk away.
00:44:34.225 --> 00:44:35.105 align:center
Five.
00:44:37.225 --> 00:44:38.545 align:center
It was nice meeting
you, Yadav ji.
00:44:41.945 --> 00:44:43.625 align:center
Five per floor.
00:44:45.345 --> 00:44:47.025 align:center
Fifteen for three floors.
00:44:48.345 --> 00:44:50.905 align:center
Five percent advance... right now.
00:44:54.905 --> 00:44:56.145 align:center
I'm doing you a favor.
00:44:57.065 --> 00:44:59.345 align:center
My assessment
was lower than this.
00:45:00.025 --> 00:45:01.065 align:center
But Toni ji asked me
00:45:01.785 --> 00:45:03.265 align:center
to be a little lenient.
00:45:04.505 --> 00:45:07.105 align:center
Now if the numbers
match, it's all good.
00:45:08.905 --> 00:45:09.865 align:center
Otherwise...
00:45:10.185 --> 00:45:13.305 align:center
Jatin, where is
the heart located?
00:45:20.905 --> 00:45:21.905 align:center
Sorry, Yadav ji.
00:45:24.305 --> 00:45:25.785 align:center
You've underquoted once again.
00:45:34.305 --> 00:45:35.265 align:center
That's alright.
00:45:35.425 --> 00:45:37.625 align:center
Looks like you're notin
the mood to sell today.
00:45:39.185 --> 00:45:40.185 align:center
Yadav ji.
00:45:43.585 --> 00:45:44.865 align:center
There's one thing we can do,
00:45:45.465 --> 00:45:47.105 align:center
even if we can't
negotiate the price.
00:45:49.385 --> 00:45:50.625 align:center
Let me speak to Toni ji.
00:45:52.305 --> 00:45:54.225 align:center
How will I pay 15
crores in two days?
00:45:54.665 --> 00:45:56.505 align:center
I'm sending 75 lakhs
as an advance right now.
00:45:57.065 --> 00:45:59.025 align:center
I'll pay the rest of the
price in a month. Trust me.
00:46:00.025 --> 00:46:02.145 align:center
Nope. Two days.
00:46:08.945 --> 00:46:12.105 align:center
Bhaiya, I'm genuinely
trying to help you.
00:46:12.425 --> 00:46:15.985 align:center
The sooner you sell the floors,
the sooner you can repay Dad.
00:46:16.425 --> 00:46:18.145 align:center
And then we have to
deal with your issue too.
00:46:19.785 --> 00:46:21.185 align:center
I'm returning the advance.
00:46:29.985 --> 00:46:32.385 align:center
If you really want to help, make
the full payment in two days.
00:46:32.625 --> 00:46:34.465 align:center
Paying 15 crores in
two days isn't possible.
00:46:36.305 --> 00:46:38.065 align:center
But whenever you're okay
with giving me a month,
00:46:38.825 --> 00:46:40.505 align:center
I'm ready to buy your floors.
00:46:41.025 --> 00:46:44.625 align:center
Jimmy, will you drop me
off, or should I take an auto?
00:46:53.625 --> 00:46:54.545 align:center
Listen, Toni.
00:46:55.345 --> 00:46:58.425 align:center
I have an idea.
00:46:59.505 --> 00:47:01.265 align:center
Jimmy, you asshole!
You told me earlier today
00:47:01.385 --> 00:47:04.345 align:center
that we urgently need
five crores for the MP ticket
00:47:04.585 --> 00:47:06.745 align:center
and that we have to sell the floor
of this house as soon as possible.
00:47:07.225 --> 00:47:08.825 align:center
Now that we could have
sold the whole house,
00:47:08.945 --> 00:47:10.825 align:center
why did you say no, you moron?
00:47:13.305 --> 00:47:16.345 align:center
He was locking up my 15-crore
inventory for just 75 lakhs upfront.
00:47:17.425 --> 00:47:18.665 align:center
We would have gotten
the money after a month.
00:47:19.985 --> 00:47:21.665 align:center
I need the money
this week, Uncle.
00:47:22.705 --> 00:47:24.625 align:center
Do you see how this father
and son are trying to scam me?
00:47:30.545 --> 00:47:31.345 align:center
So...
00:47:32.505 --> 00:47:33.385 align:center
shall we go?
00:47:35.625 --> 00:47:36.585 align:center
Sure.
00:47:37.785 --> 00:47:39.265 align:center
But first, let's meet mama.
00:47:41.825 --> 00:47:42.785 align:center
Mama? Why?
00:47:44.225 --> 00:47:46.985 align:center
I'm planning to return
your dad's money anyway.
00:47:47.745 --> 00:47:48.545 align:center
Okay?
00:47:49.825 --> 00:47:53.665 align:center
But shall we meet mama
and discuss my issue once?
00:47:54.305 --> 00:47:56.745 align:center
Sure! When do you want to meet?
00:47:59.545 --> 00:48:00.505 align:center
Today.
00:48:02.145 --> 00:48:03.145 align:center
Right now.
00:48:03.625 --> 00:48:06.065 align:center
You told me that he's upset
because I didn't return his money.
00:48:06.505 --> 00:48:08.265 align:center
Let's settle everything
today for good.
00:48:09.465 --> 00:48:12.065 align:center
After that, if you like,
00:48:12.465 --> 00:48:15.345 align:center
you can either go back
home or move in here.
00:48:59.265 --> 00:49:00.385 align:center
Namaste, fufa ji.
00:49:02.625 --> 00:49:04.105 align:center
Please come.
00:49:23.665 --> 00:49:25.305 align:center
Dad, they're here.
00:49:31.665 --> 00:49:34.065 align:center
Should I get your bottoms?
00:50:09.905 --> 00:50:10.945 align:center
You look different.
00:50:11.505 --> 00:50:12.865 align:center
You look like an uncle.
00:50:23.545 --> 00:50:24.505 align:center
Yeah, okay.
00:50:26.145 --> 00:50:27.145 align:center
How much?
00:50:29.945 --> 00:50:30.865 align:center
And what kind of milk?
00:50:33.305 --> 00:50:34.105 align:center
Okay.
00:50:35.305 --> 00:50:37.585 align:center
Alright. One kilo of tomatoes,
00:50:38.705 --> 00:50:43.465 align:center
one kilo of potatoes, and
half a liter of toned milk. Okay?
00:50:44.825 --> 00:50:46.425 align:center
Yeah, okay. See you.
00:50:52.625 --> 00:50:53.865 align:center
What's the matter? You good?
00:51:16.345 --> 00:51:17.145 align:center
Sumit sir...