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Tell Pandit ji
I'll be there in 15 minutes.

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I'm telling you,
be on time from tomorrow onwards.

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If your job stands in the way,
walk away from it.

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Otherwise, step down from the lead role.

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Acting? Your smart fix!

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What do you say to it? "Sorry."

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- How was the practice?
- It was good.

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If I help close your deal,
you will sell me your car.

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The deal's done! I'm happy!

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There's a problem, man.

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Your mama came to know

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you had a hand in the deal
we sealed yesterday.

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Listen, you pest.

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Whoever has taken my share of the money...

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I've left them them so broken
that they can't even have children.

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So whenever this dream demon attacks you,

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say this to him out loud...

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But to decide whether
you actually have the talent or not,

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we'll need to see your performance.

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After considering everything,
I've reached the decision that

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the lead role will be played by Samarth.

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Congratulations. You can go
for practice now. Every day.

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My brother isn't coming back.

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And mama, everything that has
ever humiliated me and my family...

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I will burn it to the ground.

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And one day, I'll burn you too.

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There's a big-shot dealer in Gurugram.
His name is Kukreja.

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He's my mama.

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Any deal we poach from mama

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must not be recorded
under my name or my company.

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This is the third deal that's collapsed
right before the advance could arrive.

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Name of the company?

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Property Lords.

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There's a leak in my office,
and the information is getting to you.

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Tell me his name.

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Dad...

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mama is coming over.

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Isn't this what every thief
ends up facing?

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Hey!

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Make his father sit there!

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Don't do it, mama.

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Motherfucker mama, don't do it!

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Game over.

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Sir, I've decided on my dream.

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I want to grow up to be a hero.

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I'll take my mother to the theater
to watch my movie.

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She has, perhaps,
four to six months more.

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Pandit ji, if my mother doesn't see me
perform on stage at least once,

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all of this will mean nothing to me.

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Look, Prashant, you want to go
to Mumbai, but I don't.

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I'm just thinking practically.

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My play is in ten days.

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It's my theater performance.
You have to be there.

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I'm going to do something
that will make you proud.

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Mama, in exchange for 20 crores...

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three slaps.

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And every slap of mine sends pain
on a full tour from your ear...

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straight to your ass.

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Mom...

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Come outside.
I want to show you something.

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That's it...

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Hold God in your heart
And those who truly care

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Remember why He planted dreams
Within you there

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That's it

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I've gone too far

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One glance...

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And foes tremble where they are

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Leave the tears, leave the fright

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Stop going to someone else

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Raise your voice...

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It's your dreams versus...

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The world!

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Hello, Prashant.

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Yes, Dad.

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Please call your mom.

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She just woke up
and started getting ready.

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She says, "I'm going to watch
Prashant's play."

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Is she well enough to step outside?

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You already know about that.

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But she's your mom.

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She can act like she's perfectly fine.

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Please call her and make her understand.

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You know she won't understand, Dad.

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Let her come.

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Please don't tell her I called.

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She intends to surprise you.

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So just play along
and act surprised when you see her.

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Sure.

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Prashant ji...

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I hope you aren't nervous.

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Will everything go well?

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Pandit ji.

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Two dreams will come true today.

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My mom's dream...

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is to see me perform on stage.

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And my mom will be able to watch

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people applaud
and cheer for my performance.

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This is my dream.

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Mom is coming here, Pandit ji.

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It won't just be good.

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It will be the best performance
of my life today.

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Hey, kid!

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Where is Manjit Dagar's house?

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What do you want from him?

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I had an argument with him.

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I slapped him.

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I want to apologize to him.

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Hey!

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What are you doing here?

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Manjit!

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Jimmy's the name!
Big-time swagger, big-time fame!

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Six-foot-five bodyguard smacked you,
left your cheek in flames.

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Growing that beard, huh?
Hiding your face in shame?

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So, Dagar...

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what's up?

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I see.

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You come to my village
and act smart with me?

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Do you want to make
five lakh rupees in five minutes?

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I'm listening.

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I'm planning to return Kukreja's money.

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But my mama is an asshole.

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After he gets his money back,
guess what he's planning?

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Drop the answer, Dagar,
and the money is yours.

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Come inside.

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Dad!

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Dad?

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Dad, he said that he slapped Manjit Dagar.

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Didn't you beat the hell out of him?

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I didn't know they were the Dagar juniors.

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I spared him that day, Monty.

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That's why I called him today.

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He will get a slap today.

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Do you want to see?

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What if I say no?

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Will you leave the reward?

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How can he say no now?

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- Dad, if you don't beat him, we will.
- He...

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Did you hear them?

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I won't let the kids be disappointed.

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Alright.

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Slap me.

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But if I stand still and let you slap me,

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would that be fun?

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Let's settle this like men.

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If you smile like this,
I'll take you to the play every day.

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- Is it tight?
- No.

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- Done.
- Thanks, bro.

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Bro, Mom is coming.

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Wow, that's so amazing!

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Listen, Chouhan.

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Mom thinks I have no idea she's coming.

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She wants to surprise me.

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So I can't go to the gate to receive her.

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So, could you go
and bring her backstage before the play?

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Done.

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- Did you block a seat?
- No.

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Come on, dude!
Alright, I'll do it.

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You get ready.

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How much longer until we arrive?

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Another 15 minutes, ma'am.

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You should take a nap.

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You're gonna be sitting there for a while.

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Come.

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Rest your head on my shoulder and sleep.

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Sleep.

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You didn't tell Prashant, right?

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No, no.

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I've been coordinating with Chouhan.

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Okay.

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Otherwise, he'll keep waiting for us.

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Please sleep.

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You slapped my father
and knocked him unconscious.

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You were very happy. Remember?

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So now, slap me...

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and knock me unconscious.

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Pull it off, and you win.

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Then you don't have to tell me
mama's plan,

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and you can keep the five lakhs too.

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Sure. Done.

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But, Dagar...

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if I don't lose consciousness...

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I'm hitting you right back.

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And if you lose consciousness,

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that's my win.

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And then you'll tell me mama's plan,

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and you'll also have to forget

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about the cash, Dagar.

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With just one slap,
knock the crap out of him!

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Crap?

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Just knock this cigarette
out of my mouth, Monty's dad.

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Oh, is it?

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When a Jaat man hits someone in a rage,

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their cheek will be on fire
and their balls will clench!

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Smell it.

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What were you doing, huh?

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Your kids are ill-mannered, Dagar.

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He was sniffing to check
if I'd crapped my pants.

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You've got strong hands, Dagar.

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I got damn dizzy.

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But your technique's off, man!

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You're just moving your hands.

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First, twist the leg. Like this.

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Then the knee.

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And when the hands strike with momentum...

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the cerebrospinal fluid in your brain

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will shake.

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And your brain will signal your body
to shut down.

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I see.

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And don't give the other person
time to prepare before you hit him.

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Yeah? Maybe just ask him something.

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So his mind focuses on finding an answer

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rather than bracing for the slap.

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I'm not joking.

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And then, when the slap lands...

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Tell me, what comes next?

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- What?
- Think about it.

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"And then, when the slap lands..."

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Complete this sentence.

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If you complete it correctly,

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along with the five lakhs,

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you'll get an additional one lakh.

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Come on, think about it.

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And then,

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when the slap lands...

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From ear to rear,

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it's just pain, my dear!

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- Dad! Dad!
- Manjit! Manjit!

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- Dad, wake up!
- Dad!

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- Manjit!
- Don't humiliate us.

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- Dad!
- Dad!

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How dare you hit Dagar bhai!

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- Get him!
- Beat him!

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How dare you!

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- Yes, bro?
- Bro, they are just two minutes away.

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Yeah, I'm at the gate.
I'll bring them in.

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Okay.

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Mom!

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Rekha.

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Rekha, wake up. We're almost there.

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Rekha?

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Rekha?

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Rekha...

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- Thrash him!
- Manjit bhai, just say the word.

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We'll beat the shit out of this asshole.

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- Beat him!
- Let's beat him!

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- Beat him!
- Thrash the scoundrel!

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Let him go.

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Your mama says,

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your brother is already dead.

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And your dad can't have more kids.

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When you're gone,
your bloodline dies with you.

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After you return his money...

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he will get you killed
within a couple of days.

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Dagar, hell's got a spot...

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for both you and mama.

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A killer who kills someone
in front of their kids goes to hell.

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I've also got a place
reserved in hell today.

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So if mama gets me killed,

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I'll wait for him in hell.

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You join my team there, Dagar.

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In the end, I'll be the one who wins.

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Always.

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Tell you what.

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The first time your dad hit me...

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I lost a little in my pants.

00:19:49.465 --> 00:19:51.185 align:center
I'd never been hit like that before.

00:19:54.665 --> 00:19:55.785 align:center
Did you really crap yourself?

00:19:58.465 --> 00:19:59.425 align:center
Want to smell it?

00:20:02.225 --> 00:20:03.465 align:center
He actually crapped himself!

00:20:10.105 --> 00:20:11.345 align:center
Oh, man!

00:20:48.225 --> 00:20:51.745 align:center
HERO'S MOTHER
HERO'S FATHER

00:21:04.505 --> 00:21:05.585 align:center
They got late.

00:21:06.105 --> 00:21:08.145 align:center
They're in their seats.
Let's go.

00:21:08.785 --> 00:21:09.825 align:center
Come on.

00:21:18.225 --> 00:21:19.225 align:center
Where are they seated?

00:21:20.465 --> 00:21:22.985 align:center
They are in the audience.
You focus here.

00:21:28.825 --> 00:21:30.225 align:center
Please tell me.

00:21:32.225 --> 00:21:34.385 align:center
Will you please let me
concentrate on the play?

00:21:36.465 --> 00:21:37.945 align:center
Mom didn't even come backstage.

00:21:39.625 --> 00:21:40.865 align:center
Did they even come in?

00:21:43.825 --> 00:21:46.665 align:center
Look, it's not a problem
even if you tell me.

00:21:47.945 --> 00:21:48.985 align:center
I was prepared,

00:21:49.865 --> 00:21:52.785 align:center
knowing that if Mom felt unwell,
she could miss the play.

00:21:56.865 --> 00:21:57.865 align:center
Tell me.

00:21:59.945 --> 00:22:01.465 align:center
Otherwise, I won't be able to focus here.

00:22:03.265 --> 00:22:04.505 align:center
She didn't come inside.

00:22:05.705 --> 00:22:06.945 align:center
Is she unwell?

00:22:10.185 --> 00:22:12.545 align:center
Are they still outside,
or have they gone home?

00:22:16.185 --> 00:22:17.305 align:center
Major sahab!

00:22:19.145 --> 00:22:20.465 align:center
I can't lie to you.

00:22:24.265 --> 00:22:26.025 align:center
Just give the best
performance of your life.

00:22:28.425 --> 00:22:29.665 align:center
Aunty must be watching it.

00:22:43.385 --> 00:22:44.345 align:center
Yes, soldier.

00:22:44.585 --> 00:22:46.825 align:center
Major sahab.
we have already done the recon.

00:22:47.345 --> 00:22:48.745 align:center
There is no way to go back.

00:22:49.505 --> 00:22:52.825 align:center
Based on what we observed,
an attack seems likely tomorrow morning.

00:22:53.665 --> 00:22:56.945 align:center
I'll have Ravi pass the word
to the other troops.

00:23:00.065 --> 00:23:01.065 align:center
Soldier Ravi.

00:23:05.025 --> 00:23:06.105 align:center
Soldier Ravi!

00:23:21.625 --> 00:23:22.665 align:center
Yes, sahab.

00:23:26.145 --> 00:23:27.225 align:center
Soldier Ravi...

00:23:29.145 --> 00:23:30.745 align:center
how much time

00:23:31.665 --> 00:23:34.225 align:center
will it take you
to reach the other troops?

00:23:37.905 --> 00:23:38.905 align:center
Sahab...

00:23:41.705 --> 00:23:42.545 align:center
it usually takes

00:23:44.065 --> 00:23:45.745 align:center
two hours to reach there.

00:23:48.505 --> 00:23:49.345 align:center
But...

00:23:51.465 --> 00:23:53.705 align:center
I've been a hockey player, sahab.

00:23:55.585 --> 00:23:56.545 align:center
I...

00:24:31.665 --> 00:24:32.705 align:center
Turn off the lights.

00:24:45.185 --> 00:24:47.465 align:center
HERO'S MOTHER

00:24:52.665 --> 00:24:55.865 align:center
When a dream shatters,
what does it sound like?

00:24:57.145 --> 00:24:59.105 align:center
The screams, the tears...

00:24:59.625 --> 00:25:01.825 align:center
that was the sound of a dream breaking.

00:25:15.065 --> 00:25:16.625 align:center
Attention, passengers.

00:25:17.185 --> 00:25:20.185 align:center
Train number 12952,

00:25:20.385 --> 00:25:22.705 align:center
traveling from Delhi to Mumbai,

00:25:22.865 --> 00:25:25.385 align:center
is arriving on platform number two.

00:25:25.545 --> 00:25:26.345 align:center
Hey, buddy!

00:25:30.065 --> 00:25:32.905 align:center
Work sincerely, and also
take care of your health.

00:25:34.065 --> 00:25:36.265 align:center
Don't snack on random things at odd hours.

00:25:37.305 --> 00:25:38.145 align:center
Uncle.

00:25:38.985 --> 00:25:41.825 align:center
He'll find a girl for himself in Bombay
who will take care of him.

00:25:41.945 --> 00:25:42.945 align:center
That sounds good.

00:25:44.745 --> 00:25:45.625 align:center
Anything else?

00:25:45.745 --> 00:25:46.985 align:center
Yeah, also...

00:25:49.385 --> 00:25:51.505 align:center
Crush the Kapoors and Khans' careers.

00:25:52.225 --> 00:25:53.785 align:center
Don't return to Delhi without doing it.

00:25:54.945 --> 00:25:55.865 align:center
Why?

00:25:56.465 --> 00:26:00.505 align:center
If no one makes me a hero in Mumbai,
you can do it by becoming the producer.

00:26:01.745 --> 00:26:04.985 align:center
Pretty soon, you will be
stacking Escobar-style cash.

00:26:08.465 --> 00:26:10.185 align:center
Uncle, he turned me into an honest man...

00:26:11.625 --> 00:26:13.145 align:center
and still expects Escobar-level results!

00:26:27.305 --> 00:26:28.625 align:center
But I'll definitely produce

00:26:29.545 --> 00:26:30.865 align:center
a film for you.

00:26:32.945 --> 00:26:34.505 align:center
A promise from an elder brother

00:26:35.705 --> 00:26:36.665 align:center
to his younger brother.

00:26:43.265 --> 00:26:45.105 align:center
Alright then, good boy, Prince.

00:26:46.265 --> 00:26:49.225 align:center
You'll meet a lot of people
like Shishir in Bombay.

00:26:49.825 --> 00:26:52.345 align:center
If the situation calls for it,
be a little ruthless.

00:26:52.865 --> 00:26:55.185 align:center
Hell, be an asshole.

00:27:15.425 --> 00:27:19.145 align:center
Uncle, I have to take this call.
I'll be back in a minute.

00:27:25.265 --> 00:27:26.385 align:center
How are you, mama?

00:27:27.945 --> 00:27:30.065 align:center
So, you're bringing my money today, right?

00:27:31.225 --> 00:27:32.745 align:center
You're on the hook for today.

00:27:33.385 --> 00:27:37.065 align:center
Mama, I was about to call you.

00:27:38.745 --> 00:27:40.385 align:center
I needed some advice.

00:27:42.345 --> 00:27:44.785 align:center
Thing is, I have invested

00:27:45.705 --> 00:27:46.905 align:center
your money, mama.

00:27:47.545 --> 00:27:50.185 align:center
I started a construction business
with your name and mine.

00:27:51.265 --> 00:27:53.665 align:center
Two sites. Four floors per site.

00:27:54.745 --> 00:27:55.945 align:center
I wanted to ask you...

00:27:56.905 --> 00:27:58.425 align:center
what should we call the firm?

00:28:00.305 --> 00:28:01.265 align:center
What about "MB Builders"?

00:28:02.065 --> 00:28:03.465 align:center
Mama-Bhanja Builders.

00:28:04.585 --> 00:28:07.625 align:center
Now you're humiliating me
over more than 20 crores.

00:28:08.065 --> 00:28:09.705 align:center
What about "M square B square Builders"?

00:28:12.425 --> 00:28:14.865 align:center
Motherfucker Mama-Bastard Bhanja Builders?

00:28:15.425 --> 00:28:16.425 align:center
Is this okay?

00:28:17.985 --> 00:28:19.065 align:center
Listen.

00:28:20.865 --> 00:28:22.705 align:center
Just bring the money today.

00:28:23.785 --> 00:28:24.585 align:center
Or else...

00:28:25.465 --> 00:28:26.425 align:center
I'll come

00:28:27.225 --> 00:28:28.145 align:center
once again

00:28:29.425 --> 00:28:30.905 align:center
to your father.

00:28:31.345 --> 00:28:32.425 align:center
No, no, no.

00:28:33.505 --> 00:28:34.945 align:center
"M square" is not good enough.

00:28:35.585 --> 00:28:36.625 align:center
It has to be an M cube.

00:28:37.625 --> 00:28:38.945 align:center
Miserable Motherfucker Mama.

00:28:39.585 --> 00:28:42.145 align:center
Because you're a miserable motherfucker.

00:28:43.745 --> 00:28:46.425 align:center
You were planning to get me killed
right after you got your money.

00:28:48.265 --> 00:28:49.945 align:center
But you see, I'm a sly bastard.

00:28:51.065 --> 00:28:55.025 align:center
So, for now, have your men hold off.

00:28:55.665 --> 00:28:57.745 align:center
Because if I die,
you can forget your 20 crore rupees.

00:28:58.225 --> 00:29:02.065 align:center
I'll also give you 50% of the profit
from selling the builder floor.

00:29:02.705 --> 00:29:04.065 align:center
Because we are partners now.

00:29:05.025 --> 00:29:08.145 align:center
And now, let's finalize the firm's name.

00:29:09.465 --> 00:29:10.825 align:center
Miserable Motherfucker Mama

00:29:12.225 --> 00:29:14.185 align:center
Brutal Bastard Nephew Builders.

00:29:14.945 --> 00:29:16.665 align:center
M cube B cube Builders.

00:29:45.065 --> 00:29:46.185 align:center
When a dream shatters,

00:29:47.065 --> 00:29:48.305 align:center
it breaks you too.

00:29:48.865 --> 00:29:51.985 align:center
And that's when another dream appears,

00:29:52.505 --> 00:29:53.545 align:center
hand outstretched beside you.

00:29:56.105 --> 00:29:56.905 align:center
It says...

00:29:57.465 --> 00:29:58.825 align:center
"I won't break your heart."

00:29:59.425 --> 00:30:00.345 align:center
"Come with me."

00:30:01.585 --> 00:30:03.625 align:center
And you walk along with that dream.

00:30:04.865 --> 00:30:08.425 align:center
Not because your heart is
not going to break this time,

00:30:08.985 --> 00:30:10.505 align:center
but because you know

00:30:11.145 --> 00:30:12.705 align:center
at the end of the journey,

00:30:13.305 --> 00:30:16.145 align:center
when everyone will look
into each other's hearts,

00:30:17.065 --> 00:30:19.185 align:center
the one who gets jealous the most inside

00:30:19.305 --> 00:30:21.505 align:center
is the one with the most broken heart.

00:30:22.665 --> 00:30:26.025 align:center
And that same crazy soul
will seem the calmest.

00:30:26.465 --> 00:30:28.265 align:center
Hello. Prashant.

00:30:28.705 --> 00:30:29.985 align:center
Oh, yes. Come in.

00:30:30.305 --> 00:30:31.585 align:center
I'm Ashvin, your roommate.

00:30:32.145 --> 00:30:32.985 align:center
Come.

00:30:36.865 --> 00:30:38.825 align:center
Hello, fresh fish!

00:30:41.745 --> 00:30:44.105 align:center
Welcome to the heartbreak city.

00:31:29.825 --> 00:31:30.705 align:center
Fuck.

00:31:54.825 --> 00:31:56.105 align:center
The depth of a broken heart

00:31:56.785 --> 00:31:59.105 align:center
reveals how big the dreams once were.

00:32:00.705 --> 00:32:01.945 align:center
How many I chased,

00:32:02.425 --> 00:32:03.385 align:center
how hard I fought,

00:32:03.865 --> 00:32:04.865 align:center
how much I lived.

00:32:05.825 --> 00:32:07.385 align:center
Just breathing isn't living.

00:32:09.425 --> 00:32:11.865 align:center
Even a body on a ventilator breathes.

00:32:13.505 --> 00:32:15.785 align:center
In the end, only the scars on the heart...

00:32:18.265 --> 00:32:20.345 align:center
will prove he was ever alive.

00:32:44.345 --> 00:32:45.265 align:center
Yes, sir.

00:32:47.745 --> 00:32:48.585 align:center
Hello!

00:32:49.305 --> 00:32:50.545 align:center
Actors are not allowed inside.

00:32:51.345 --> 00:32:52.585 align:center
Sit in the waiting area outside.

00:32:53.665 --> 00:32:56.785 align:center
Have all the actors sit outside.
Your office will be empty.

00:33:00.665 --> 00:33:02.025 align:center
No doubt, bitch.

00:33:03.545 --> 00:33:04.825 align:center
Wherever I look,

00:33:05.145 --> 00:33:08.585 align:center
folks posing as casting assistants
are ravenous for roles like wolves.

00:33:12.705 --> 00:33:14.985 align:center
Bhai, try to make some time today.

00:33:15.385 --> 00:33:17.025 align:center
I need to practice for an audition.

00:33:17.545 --> 00:33:18.385 align:center
Which audition?

00:33:18.945 --> 00:33:21.025 align:center
The audition I gave
for the film last week.

00:33:21.665 --> 00:33:23.105 align:center
I'm shortlisted in the final two.

00:33:23.625 --> 00:33:24.905 align:center
Tomorrow is the final round.

00:33:25.545 --> 00:33:26.505 align:center
Which film?

00:33:27.665 --> 00:33:31.105 align:center
The Golden Fortune
Entertainment Films audition?

00:33:32.545 --> 00:33:34.465 align:center
Those who want
a newcomer as their hero?

00:33:35.345 --> 00:33:36.225 align:center
Yes.

00:33:36.945 --> 00:33:38.665 align:center
You are shortlisted in
the final two participants.

00:33:39.545 --> 00:33:42.265 align:center
That means you have a 50% chance
of making your debut.

00:33:46.945 --> 00:33:50.945 align:center
That dream people chase in Mumbai
after struggling for many years...

00:33:51.785 --> 00:33:54.585 align:center
you have got a 50% shot at it.

00:33:58.665 --> 00:33:59.825 align:center
You asshole!

00:34:00.865 --> 00:34:01.865 align:center
You came to the office today!

00:34:03.145 --> 00:34:05.225 align:center
Go home and prepare, you dumbass!

00:34:05.385 --> 00:34:06.665 align:center
Have a facial done.

00:34:07.545 --> 00:34:09.985 align:center
The life insurance actor
is not locked yet.

00:34:11.065 --> 00:34:12.465 align:center
So, there are auditions today.

00:34:14.585 --> 00:34:17.185 align:center
I hope you will go tomorrow
for your audition.

00:34:17.625 --> 00:34:20.905 align:center
Or are you going to record
other people tomorrow as well?

00:34:22.665 --> 00:34:23.545 align:center
Prashant bhai.

00:34:25.185 --> 00:34:26.665 align:center
Here comes a wolf.

00:34:27.905 --> 00:34:29.705 align:center
I was just talking to a client about you.

00:34:30.505 --> 00:34:32.665 align:center
There is an advertisement brief.

00:34:32.785 --> 00:34:33.745 align:center
And...

00:34:35.065 --> 00:34:37.305 align:center
you're a perfect fit.
Do you want to audition for it?

00:34:37.425 --> 00:34:39.345 align:center
Thank you, dude.
But you already know it.

00:34:39.825 --> 00:34:42.385 align:center
Come on, man!
Quit being so headstrong.

00:34:43.065 --> 00:34:45.065 align:center
People join the casting company,

00:34:45.185 --> 00:34:46.585 align:center
so that it helps them
with their auditions.

00:34:46.785 --> 00:34:50.145 align:center
And you are saying that you won't audition
in your casting company.

00:34:52.865 --> 00:34:54.345 align:center
Tell me one thing.

00:34:55.345 --> 00:34:56.785 align:center
That life insurance advertisement...

00:34:57.025 --> 00:35:00.265 align:center
Are you doing it or someone else is?
You are doing it, right?

00:35:02.025 --> 00:35:04.825 align:center
Then take my audition, please.
Come on.

00:35:05.505 --> 00:35:06.585 align:center
You don't suit the part.

00:35:08.025 --> 00:35:11.345 align:center
Let me audition, and leave it
to the director to decide if I fit.

00:35:11.465 --> 00:35:13.145 align:center
The director will reject it too.

00:35:13.385 --> 00:35:14.585 align:center
You look young.

00:35:14.905 --> 00:35:15.985 align:center
He wants a mature look.

00:35:18.305 --> 00:35:19.545 align:center
You are really stubborn.

00:35:20.505 --> 00:35:21.945 align:center
Others just take auditions.

00:35:22.065 --> 00:35:24.505 align:center
Because other people also have to audition

00:35:24.625 --> 00:35:25.865 align:center
when you get the brief.

00:35:25.985 --> 00:35:27.425 align:center
So, what's the problem?

00:35:27.545 --> 00:35:29.825 align:center
Everyone is helping each other. Idiot.

00:35:30.225 --> 00:35:33.865 align:center
Conflict of interest,
personal interest vs duty.

00:35:34.345 --> 00:35:35.305 align:center
This is the problem.

00:35:35.425 --> 00:35:38.465 align:center
I didn't get him. What conflict?

00:35:40.905 --> 00:35:44.425 align:center
If I or my friend gets
selected in this advertisement,

00:35:45.265 --> 00:35:46.545 align:center
this is my personal interest.

00:35:47.345 --> 00:35:51.345 align:center
But finding the best actor for this part
is my duty

00:35:51.745 --> 00:35:52.785 align:center
as the casting assistant.

00:35:52.905 --> 00:35:55.025 align:center
Who is stopping you
from auditioning others?

00:35:55.465 --> 00:35:58.105 align:center
All I am saying is let me audition too,
and send it ahead.

00:35:58.625 --> 00:35:59.625 align:center
It's that simple.

00:36:00.905 --> 00:36:02.545 align:center
This fraud will not stop here.

00:36:02.665 --> 00:36:05.265 align:center
What else do you guys do?
Shall I mention it?

00:36:07.905 --> 00:36:08.945 align:center
Sorry, dude.

00:36:10.425 --> 00:36:11.865 align:center
I'm feeling something inside

00:36:12.865 --> 00:36:14.545 align:center
after listening to you guys. Sorry.

00:36:15.145 --> 00:36:15.985 align:center
Sorry.

00:36:17.865 --> 00:36:18.785 align:center
Hey!

00:36:19.945 --> 00:36:21.385 align:center
What is it?

00:36:22.025 --> 00:36:23.065 align:center
I just passed the gas.

00:36:23.905 --> 00:36:24.865 align:center
It's my duty.

00:36:25.465 --> 00:36:28.025 align:center
I have a stomach.
I have to take care of it.

00:36:28.345 --> 00:36:29.585 align:center
Is this a conflict too?

00:36:30.665 --> 00:36:31.945 align:center
Assholes.

00:36:32.385 --> 00:36:33.265 align:center
Throw it away.

00:37:24.545 --> 00:37:27.225 align:center
Jimmy, the client doesn't
even want the top floor.

00:37:27.505 --> 00:37:29.025 align:center
You're forcing it on them.

00:37:29.345 --> 00:37:30.545 align:center
You are also forcing them

00:37:30.665 --> 00:37:33.225 align:center
to buy the top floor at higher rates
than the other floors.

00:37:33.905 --> 00:37:36.745 align:center
Uncle, you get a terrace
with the top floor.

00:37:37.225 --> 00:37:38.345 align:center
The rate is bound to be high.

00:37:39.145 --> 00:37:40.425 align:center
Did the client ask for a terrace?

00:37:41.625 --> 00:37:43.625 align:center
The other floors are still vacant.

00:37:43.745 --> 00:37:45.465 align:center
We should sell
the other floors from there.

00:37:46.185 --> 00:37:47.825 align:center
The client has not asked for a terrace.

00:37:48.585 --> 00:37:49.665 align:center
But he needs one.

00:37:50.145 --> 00:37:51.945 align:center
The client has not asked for a terrace,
but he needs one?

00:37:52.065 --> 00:37:53.025 align:center
How do you know that?

00:37:53.825 --> 00:37:55.585 align:center
Because I have met the client.

00:37:56.425 --> 00:37:57.865 align:center
Here's the thing, Uncle.

00:37:58.505 --> 00:38:00.505 align:center
Even the client doesn't
know that he needs a terrace.

00:38:01.145 --> 00:38:02.265 align:center
He just does.

00:38:02.905 --> 00:38:05.505 align:center
Selling the floor of the other house
is more difficult.

00:38:06.065 --> 00:38:08.265 align:center
Because the client's father,
who is a heart patient,

00:38:08.985 --> 00:38:12.225 align:center
and the wife,
who hopes to one day have a child,

00:38:12.625 --> 00:38:13.945 align:center
need the floor in this house only.

00:38:15.505 --> 00:38:18.225 align:center
- Are you ready, paaji?
- Wait a minute. Don't start yet.

00:38:18.585 --> 00:38:23.064 align:center
Jimmy, tell me,
did the client's father and wife tell you

00:38:23.065 --> 00:38:25.225 align:center
that they need the floor
in this house only?

00:38:25.865 --> 00:38:28.345 align:center
Uncle, just like the husband does not know
he needs a terrace,

00:38:29.385 --> 00:38:32.185 align:center
the wife and the father also don't know
they need the floor in this house only.

00:38:33.745 --> 00:38:36.425 align:center
But I'll make them feel the need before

00:38:36.945 --> 00:38:38.345 align:center
they reach the terrace.

00:38:38.945 --> 00:38:41.905 align:center
- Jimmy, you're talking through your hat.
- No, Uncle.

00:38:43.625 --> 00:38:44.705 align:center
It's arrogance.

00:38:45.745 --> 00:38:46.625 align:center
Hit it!

00:38:54.265 --> 00:38:56.905 align:center
It's a happy birthday for Jimmy's dad!

00:38:57.025 --> 00:38:59.985 align:center
Wishing Mehta ji the best!
It's a happy birthday!

00:39:00.425 --> 00:39:04.585 align:center
Eat good, live good, celebrate every day!

00:39:05.225 --> 00:39:07.865 align:center
Happy birthday to you!

00:39:08.145 --> 00:39:10.945 align:center
Happy birthday to you!

00:39:11.465 --> 00:39:13.825 align:center
Oh, happiness!
Hello, hi, how are you?

00:39:13.945 --> 00:39:16.265 align:center
Let's hit it, boys!

00:39:16.505 --> 00:39:19.185 align:center
Happy birthday to you!

00:39:22.905 --> 00:39:25.105 align:center
He's already bringing the cake.
Send it back.

00:39:35.305 --> 00:39:36.225 align:center
Jimmy.

00:39:41.105 --> 00:39:42.105 align:center
How's the taste?

00:39:42.465 --> 00:39:44.505 align:center
I told them to prepare it fresh
an hour ago.

00:39:45.025 --> 00:39:47.305 align:center
I told them that if the cream smelled off,

00:39:47.465 --> 00:39:48.745 align:center
I'd send the cake back.

00:39:54.345 --> 00:39:56.465 align:center
Please pass me the small plate, dear.

00:39:56.985 --> 00:39:59.065 align:center
Let me give a small
piece of cake for the kid.

00:39:59.185 --> 00:40:01.185 align:center
He's been looking at the cake
for a long time.

00:40:01.585 --> 00:40:04.025 align:center
No, we don't give him anything sweet.

00:40:05.985 --> 00:40:07.985 align:center
I mean, anything sweet with cream.

00:40:09.505 --> 00:40:12.865 align:center
- Mom, I want...
- Ayan, go wash your face.

00:40:13.265 --> 00:40:14.185 align:center
Take him along.

00:40:14.545 --> 00:40:16.065 align:center
Let me give it to you then.

00:40:16.185 --> 00:40:18.745 align:center
No, we also don't prefer cream.

00:40:19.345 --> 00:40:20.265 align:center
Thank you so much.

00:40:20.625 --> 00:40:22.985 align:center
Tell uncle, the cake is so big

00:40:23.345 --> 00:40:25.265 align:center
that when he cuts it,
it'll just stick to the knife.

00:40:30.065 --> 00:40:31.545 align:center
Is it small in size?

00:40:32.305 --> 00:40:34.385 align:center
I thought of ordering a one-kilo cake.

00:40:34.505 --> 00:40:35.905 align:center
Kapoor sahab, this is more than enough.

00:40:37.705 --> 00:40:38.625 align:center
Uncle...

00:40:39.665 --> 00:40:40.745 align:center
it's not about the size.

00:40:41.425 --> 00:40:43.065 align:center
We just didn't sing
the birthday song in English.

00:40:44.185 --> 00:40:46.025 align:center
Otherwise, the kid would eat
the creamy cake,

00:40:46.505 --> 00:40:47.825 align:center
and the guy would

00:40:48.065 --> 00:40:50.905 align:center
lick the cake from the knife
and go, "So tasty!"

00:40:52.825 --> 00:40:54.465 align:center
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

00:40:55.545 --> 00:40:56.625 align:center
So, Mehta sahab...

00:40:59.105 --> 00:41:00.745 align:center
you have the house warming tomorrow.

00:41:01.425 --> 00:41:04.185 align:center
You will be a classy man
among rich people now!

00:41:04.745 --> 00:41:06.425 align:center
Jimmy, this is not fair.

00:41:07.025 --> 00:41:09.785 align:center
You are separating me
from my dear friend.

00:41:09.905 --> 00:41:11.585 align:center
Kapoor sahab, I am not going anywhere.

00:41:12.025 --> 00:41:14.145 align:center
We'll have the house warming tomorrow.

00:41:14.265 --> 00:41:18.385 align:center
Then, Jimmy will live there
along with his future wife and kids.

00:41:22.825 --> 00:41:23.785 align:center
Dad...

00:41:24.945 --> 00:41:27.665 align:center
how many times do we
need to revisit this topic?

00:41:28.825 --> 00:41:30.305 align:center
What's the problem, Jimmy?

00:41:32.145 --> 00:41:34.225 align:center
You're free to live your way,
just as I'm free to live mine.

00:41:36.025 --> 00:41:36.985 align:center
So, you wish to...

00:41:38.545 --> 00:41:40.985 align:center
live in that old house next to the drain?

00:41:43.425 --> 00:41:44.305 align:center
Yes.

00:41:46.025 --> 00:41:47.545 align:center
I don't care about it.

00:41:49.825 --> 00:41:50.705 align:center
Yes, Dad.

00:41:51.705 --> 00:41:52.905 align:center
You don't care about it.

00:41:54.145 --> 00:41:56.745 align:center
Because at the age where kids

00:41:56.865 --> 00:41:58.905 align:center
plan to propose their
girlfriends in the park,

00:42:00.105 --> 00:42:03.865 align:center
I was planning to buy a new house for
my dad and Prince in mama's posh colony.

00:42:04.985 --> 00:42:08.145 align:center
You don't care whether the house is in
a cramped old lane or a posh neighborhood.

00:42:09.025 --> 00:42:10.065 align:center
But it's my dream.

00:42:11.705 --> 00:42:12.505 align:center
Tell me something.

00:42:15.425 --> 00:42:17.545 align:center
Did you return your mama's money?

00:42:21.585 --> 00:42:23.385 align:center
Every time I ask, you have no answer.

00:42:24.225 --> 00:42:27.065 align:center
And you expect me to live in the house
right in front of his place?

00:42:28.905 --> 00:42:30.465 align:center
Just to be humiliated every single day?

00:42:32.585 --> 00:42:34.305 align:center
Alright, leave it, guys.

00:42:34.465 --> 00:42:35.945 align:center
Yes, let's repeat the drinks.

00:42:36.265 --> 00:42:38.065 align:center
Hey, buddy! Excuse me!

00:42:38.385 --> 00:42:39.665 align:center
Repeat. Large.

00:42:40.225 --> 00:42:41.025 align:center
For everyone.

00:42:41.425 --> 00:42:42.785 align:center
Happy hour's going on now, right?

00:42:43.185 --> 00:42:44.185 align:center
Alright.

00:42:44.345 --> 00:42:45.185 align:center
Let's hit it.

00:42:47.705 --> 00:42:50.545 align:center
Many uncles are coming here
due to happy hour these days.

00:42:51.305 --> 00:42:54.865 align:center
They end up more humiliated than
the money they save on drinks.

00:42:56.225 --> 00:42:57.025 align:center
Yeah, man.

00:42:57.545 --> 00:42:59.825 align:center
The happy hour brings
a lot of cheap uncle crowd.

00:42:59.945 --> 00:43:00.825 align:center
Yeah.

00:43:04.905 --> 00:43:05.745 align:center
Kapoor sahab,

00:43:06.745 --> 00:43:08.425 align:center
let's not order more drinks.

00:43:09.145 --> 00:43:10.905 align:center
The boys have their meeting as well.

00:43:12.185 --> 00:43:14.544 align:center
- Let's go.
- Oh, Mehta Uncle!

00:43:14.545 --> 00:43:16.385 align:center
Meetings will keep happening.

00:43:16.865 --> 00:43:20.145 align:center
The sales god won't get wasted
over just two drinks.

00:43:20.505 --> 00:43:21.345 align:center
No.

00:43:22.665 --> 00:43:23.465 align:center
It's enough.

00:43:25.145 --> 00:43:25.985 align:center
Ask for the bill.

00:43:26.865 --> 00:43:27.665 align:center
Let's go.

00:43:28.785 --> 00:43:29.745 align:center
Come, Kapoor sahab.

00:43:31.225 --> 00:43:32.625 align:center
Happy birthday, Mehta ji.

00:43:51.665 --> 00:43:52.545 align:center
See you.

00:43:55.185 --> 00:43:56.465 align:center
I asked you to call a cab.

00:43:57.705 --> 00:43:59.505 align:center
This is also comfortable.
What does it matter?

00:44:00.385 --> 00:44:01.305 align:center
Dad...

00:44:02.865 --> 00:44:04.025 align:center
you do as you want today.

00:44:04.625 --> 00:44:05.585 align:center
It's your birthday.

00:44:06.785 --> 00:44:08.505 align:center
Starting tomorrow,
things will happen the way I want.

00:44:10.625 --> 00:44:12.905 align:center
Post mahurat,
you'll move into the new house.

00:44:14.345 --> 00:44:16.425 align:center
Because a week from now,
there will be a big celebration there.

00:44:16.545 --> 00:44:19.265 align:center
Drums shall be played again,
people shall dance again,

00:44:20.585 --> 00:44:22.665 align:center
and mama will watch all of this
from his house across the street.

00:44:23.745 --> 00:44:24.865 align:center
He will be unhappy.

00:44:25.945 --> 00:44:28.105 align:center
Because, Dad, the MP ticket
he's been waiting for,

00:44:29.105 --> 00:44:30.825 align:center
will be given to the other candidate.

00:44:31.665 --> 00:44:33.105 align:center
My candidate would have gotten it.

00:44:33.665 --> 00:44:34.705 align:center
And all of this will happen,

00:44:35.825 --> 00:44:39.905 align:center
not because it matters to you,
but it matters to me.

00:44:41.825 --> 00:44:42.985 align:center
Happy birthday, Mehta ji.

00:44:43.385 --> 00:44:44.265 align:center
So...

00:44:44.945 --> 00:44:47.585 align:center
your candidate will be given
the MP ticket?

00:44:50.305 --> 00:44:52.545 align:center
Keep your feet on the ground, Jimmy.

00:44:55.545 --> 00:44:56.665 align:center
See you, Uncle.

00:45:08.025 --> 00:45:09.705 align:center
- Shall we leave?
- Yes, let's go.

00:45:11.585 --> 00:45:12.465 align:center
What happened, Jimmy?

00:45:13.905 --> 00:45:15.385 align:center
Uncle, I'm thinking...

00:45:16.185 --> 00:45:17.865 align:center
can you both sell the house to the client?

00:45:17.985 --> 00:45:18.785 align:center
What?

00:45:19.545 --> 00:45:20.505 align:center
Sell the house?!

00:45:21.305 --> 00:45:23.425 align:center
You were being arrogant about it,
so you do it!

00:45:24.545 --> 00:45:25.465 align:center
What happened?

00:45:25.785 --> 00:45:26.985 align:center
Something urgent has come up.

00:45:30.945 --> 00:45:34.225 align:center
Right now, nothing is more important
for you than selling this house.

00:45:34.345 --> 00:45:35.665 align:center
You only have a week left,

00:45:36.785 --> 00:45:38.385 align:center
to arrange the money for the MP ticket.

00:45:39.465 --> 00:45:41.465 align:center
If you lose this client,
you'll be out five crore too!

00:45:42.305 --> 00:45:43.345 align:center
I won't lose anything, Uncle.

00:45:44.345 --> 00:45:47.105 align:center
On your way home, think of a good proverb
about a house's terrace.

00:45:47.225 --> 00:45:49.625 align:center
Can be a fake one,
but make sure it rhymes.

00:45:49.745 --> 00:45:51.305 align:center
I'll be available on the phone, though.

00:45:51.425 --> 00:45:54.745 align:center
Bhaiya, selling the top-floor house
along with the roof is hard enough.

00:45:55.065 --> 00:45:56.145 align:center
You plan to do it over the phone?

00:45:58.425 --> 00:46:01.705 align:center
Just stop by a salon on your way home
and get your hair done.

00:46:02.225 --> 00:46:03.465 align:center
Straight and silky.

00:46:12.545 --> 00:46:13.545 align:center
Hey, bro!

00:46:19.465 --> 00:46:20.265 align:center
Shall we?

00:46:20.905 --> 00:46:21.985 align:center
I asked you to get a clean shave.

00:46:22.545 --> 00:46:25.585 align:center
I've a few auditions lined up.
I cannot change my look.

00:46:25.905 --> 00:46:26.705 align:center
What auditions?

00:46:28.305 --> 00:46:29.345 align:center
You'll won't selected in this look.

00:46:30.665 --> 00:46:31.865 align:center
I won't even take the audition.

00:46:36.545 --> 00:46:37.425 align:center
No worries.

00:46:38.065 --> 00:46:42.545 align:center
Well, screw going through all that hassle
for a low-scale, crappy-ass role.

00:46:44.665 --> 00:46:45.625 align:center
Go ahead

00:46:46.185 --> 00:46:49.385 align:center
and pick some pretty little sissy model
from Versova

00:46:50.105 --> 00:46:51.945 align:center
who doesn't have any facial hair.

00:46:57.385 --> 00:46:58.345 align:center
Taking a cigarette.

00:47:00.785 --> 00:47:01.625 align:center
Hey, man.

00:47:03.585 --> 00:47:05.185 align:center
You've a great chance of getting selected.

00:47:06.865 --> 00:47:08.265 align:center
You give good auditions.

00:47:09.705 --> 00:47:10.745 align:center
Just go and shave.

00:47:12.185 --> 00:47:13.185 align:center
I'm requesting you.

00:47:15.345 --> 00:47:16.265 align:center
That's like it.

00:47:19.465 --> 00:47:20.425 align:center
This tone is good.

00:47:27.105 --> 00:47:30.065 align:center
The audition went well, so the chances
of getting selected are high.

00:47:34.025 --> 00:47:36.025 align:center
Good audition doesn't guarantee a role.

00:47:37.385 --> 00:47:38.945 align:center
Good luck guarantees it.

00:47:40.745 --> 00:47:42.825 align:center
Artists get lucky by doing hard work.

00:47:43.345 --> 00:47:45.465 align:center
Brother, destiny was good,

00:47:45.945 --> 00:47:46.945 align:center
but talent was less.

00:47:47.505 --> 00:47:51.385 align:center
I yawned, and a kachori
fell right into my mouth.

00:47:52.385 --> 00:47:53.345 align:center
Talent is amazing...

00:47:54.305 --> 00:47:55.585 align:center
but destiny is dull.

00:47:56.425 --> 00:47:57.385 align:center
I yawned,

00:47:57.825 --> 00:48:00.745 align:center
and black crow dropped... you know what!

00:48:04.025 --> 00:48:06.385 align:center
Oh, that reminds me,

00:48:06.825 --> 00:48:08.745 align:center
wow is the casting director Tarun Pandey?

00:48:11.025 --> 00:48:12.105 align:center
You know Tarun?

00:48:14.505 --> 00:48:17.225 align:center
But don't ask Tarun Pandey
if he knows Manish.

00:48:18.065 --> 00:48:18.865 align:center
Got it?

00:48:20.665 --> 00:48:21.985 align:center
I'll see you at home.

00:48:26.425 --> 00:48:27.345 align:center
Prashant!

00:48:28.505 --> 00:48:29.425 align:center
Sir is calling you.

00:48:30.145 --> 00:48:31.185 align:center
Take your laptop along.

00:48:32.145 --> 00:48:33.025 align:center
Okay.

00:48:40.145 --> 00:48:41.785 align:center
Excuse me! Excuse me!

00:48:43.345 --> 00:48:46.265 align:center
The previous cake was small,
so Dad sent this one.

00:48:46.385 --> 00:48:47.585 align:center
That's so sweet!

00:48:47.705 --> 00:48:49.345 align:center
But it was really not needed.

00:48:53.025 --> 00:48:54.305 align:center
Slice the cake and serve it to everyone.

00:48:55.665 --> 00:48:57.105 align:center
And I saw that you were having wine.

00:48:57.505 --> 00:48:58.745 align:center
So, this is also from Dad.

00:49:01.865 --> 00:49:03.865 align:center
That's the most expensive bottle
they have.

00:49:08.185 --> 00:49:10.345 align:center
And by the way,

00:49:11.105 --> 00:49:12.625 align:center
it's not included in the happy-hour menu.

00:49:15.425 --> 00:49:17.025 align:center
Say our thanks to you Dad, bro.

00:49:32.665 --> 00:49:34.065 align:center
Bro, the client is here.

00:49:35.145 --> 00:49:36.185 align:center
Who all have come?

00:49:37.065 --> 00:49:39.505 align:center
- Greetings.
- Husband, wife, and father-in-law.

00:49:39.905 --> 00:49:41.545 align:center
Uncle, shake the client's hand.

00:49:41.865 --> 00:49:43.385 align:center
Look at his head once.

00:49:46.705 --> 00:49:47.585 align:center
Shall we?

00:49:49.185 --> 00:49:50.025 align:center
Come.

00:49:51.785 --> 00:49:52.745 align:center
Jimmy ji isn't here?

00:49:52.905 --> 00:49:55.105 align:center
- If they ask about me, just say...
- His aunt is suffered a heart attack.

00:49:55.625 --> 00:49:57.585 align:center
Took him 30 minutes to reach the hospital.

00:49:57.945 --> 00:49:58.905 align:center
She died.

00:50:01.265 --> 00:50:03.265 align:center
Timely medical treatment is important.

00:50:03.825 --> 00:50:05.745 align:center
Or else, a heart patient doesn't survive.

00:50:13.305 --> 00:50:15.665 align:center
Okay, Ayaan, now go
and play outside with didi.

00:50:16.145 --> 00:50:17.305 align:center
Payal, take him.

00:50:17.905 --> 00:50:20.225 align:center
Uncle, take rooftop keys
from the first floor.

00:50:20.345 --> 00:50:22.865 align:center
Keys must be on second floor
with Mr. Guglani, right?

00:50:23.225 --> 00:50:25.665 align:center
This time it's on the first floor. And...

00:50:26.105 --> 00:50:27.145 align:center
- Jatin...
- Uncle.

00:50:28.185 --> 00:50:28.985 align:center
Lift?

00:50:29.105 --> 00:50:31.025 align:center
You're turning me into Tiger Shroff,
making me run up stairs!

00:50:33.625 --> 00:50:36.105 align:center
You carry on, I'll take the stairs.

00:50:36.385 --> 00:50:38.465 align:center
You know, my step count
doesn't get completed.

00:50:39.145 --> 00:50:40.585 align:center
He will tell my wife.

00:50:41.185 --> 00:50:42.265 align:center
It's on the first floor.

00:50:42.545 --> 00:50:43.825 align:center
- Shall we?
- Let's go.

00:50:53.145 --> 00:50:55.105 align:center
Is that some special drink too?

00:50:55.545 --> 00:50:56.785 align:center
This one? Yeah!

00:50:57.545 --> 00:50:58.905 align:center
Cheapest.

00:51:00.585 --> 00:51:02.905 align:center
Royal Brown,
the one I was drinking with Dad.

00:51:03.105 --> 00:51:06.385 align:center
It may be the cheapest, bro,
but it's a fucking man's drink.

00:51:09.345 --> 00:51:11.065 align:center
If a rich man drinks cheap liquor,
he's called manly.

00:51:11.905 --> 00:51:14.745 align:center
If a poor man drinks cheap alcohol,
everyone's ass starts hurting.

00:51:18.665 --> 00:51:21.225 align:center
Language, please!
There's a kid around.

00:51:21.425 --> 00:51:22.265 align:center
He'll hear it.

00:51:23.905 --> 00:51:26.585 align:center
He also just said, "Fucking..."

00:51:26.745 --> 00:51:28.385 align:center
- Bro, that's...
- English?

00:51:29.425 --> 00:51:30.505 align:center
That's English.

00:51:31.185 --> 00:51:32.305 align:center
I understand.

00:51:32.705 --> 00:51:34.745 align:center
Guys! Let's toast!

00:51:35.305 --> 00:51:36.145 align:center
Come on!

00:51:38.545 --> 00:51:40.225 align:center
Hold on! We'll toast soon,

00:51:40.545 --> 00:51:42.825 align:center
but this cake has to be finished first.

00:51:43.865 --> 00:51:45.185 align:center
Kapoor Uncle bought it with much love.

00:51:45.745 --> 00:51:47.025 align:center
So, let's finish this first.

00:51:49.945 --> 00:51:52.465 align:center
Jatin, keep showing off your hair
in front of the husband.

00:52:11.305 --> 00:52:12.985 align:center
- Namaste, Vikas ji.
- Namaste!

00:52:13.305 --> 00:52:14.985 align:center
You would be having keys to the rooftop.

00:52:15.305 --> 00:52:17.665 align:center
Rooftop keys? With me?

00:52:17.785 --> 00:52:19.785 align:center
No, Uncle, the keys are with
Guglani ji on the upper floor.

00:52:19.905 --> 00:52:22.225 align:center
- Jimmy said you have the keys.
- No, Uncle

00:52:22.345 --> 00:52:23.945 align:center
I don't have the keys.
There must be some confusion.

00:52:24.065 --> 00:52:26.785 align:center
I'll call Jimmy bhaiya and ask him.

00:52:27.105 --> 00:52:30.705 align:center
Till the time pick up the phone,
Uncle, introduce them to each other.

00:52:31.905 --> 00:52:34.545 align:center
By the way, this is Vikas Verma.
He's a CA.

00:52:34.905 --> 00:52:35.705 align:center
Namaste.

00:52:35.825 --> 00:52:38.185 align:center
I think Jimmy was saying
you are also a CA.

00:52:39.425 --> 00:52:40.305 align:center
No.

00:52:40.705 --> 00:52:41.665 align:center
I'm not a CA.

00:52:42.465 --> 00:52:44.905 align:center
But I head the finance department
of my company.

00:52:50.265 --> 00:52:53.385 align:center
Uncle, the keys are with Guglani Uncle.

00:52:53.505 --> 00:52:54.385 align:center
Sorry. Really sorry.

00:52:55.665 --> 00:52:57.705 align:center
Sorry about the confusion.

00:52:57.825 --> 00:52:59.825 align:center
- That's alright.
- Keys are on the upper floor.

00:53:00.105 --> 00:53:01.065 align:center
Shall we go?

00:53:01.465 --> 00:53:02.545 align:center
Let's go.

00:53:03.745 --> 00:53:05.585 align:center
Jimmy, what the hell are you up to?

00:53:06.865 --> 00:53:07.865 align:center
What, Uncle?

00:53:09.345 --> 00:53:12.465 align:center
Real fun is when you
lick the cream off of a knife.

00:53:19.145 --> 00:53:20.065 align:center
Lick!

00:53:22.985 --> 00:53:25.345 align:center
What a terrible waste it is to
live life constantly under tension.

00:53:25.865 --> 00:53:28.105 align:center
Tick! Tick! Countdown to the end.

00:53:28.785 --> 00:53:30.025 align:center
Buddy, always start...

00:53:31.105 --> 00:53:32.345 align:center
This is his best so far.

00:53:35.705 --> 00:53:36.905 align:center
He's really good, isn't he?

00:53:39.065 --> 00:53:41.225 align:center
Unfortunately, his audition will not go.

00:53:44.505 --> 00:53:46.265 align:center
Is there any issue, Tarun?

00:53:46.825 --> 00:53:47.825 align:center
Ego issue!

00:53:49.345 --> 00:53:51.025 align:center
He thinks he's Al Pacino.

00:53:53.105 --> 00:53:56.265 align:center
If he misbehaves during shooting, will
you take responsibility with the client?

00:53:57.625 --> 00:53:59.545 align:center
Kidding! Show me next.

00:54:12.905 --> 00:54:13.865 align:center
Amit!

00:54:16.785 --> 00:54:18.225 align:center
What budget has he quoted?

00:54:19.385 --> 00:54:20.505 align:center
Seventy-five.

00:54:21.745 --> 00:54:22.705 align:center
Yes.

00:54:23.385 --> 00:54:24.985 align:center
See this audition.

00:54:25.585 --> 00:54:27.385 align:center
You have to audition better than this.

00:54:28.025 --> 00:54:28.945 align:center
Can you do it?

00:54:30.865 --> 00:54:31.825 align:center
Everyone is alive,

00:54:32.265 --> 00:54:34.345 align:center
but living is an art.

00:54:36.865 --> 00:54:38.545 align:center
Of course! I can do better than this.

00:54:40.385 --> 00:54:41.345 align:center
Look, Prashant.

00:54:41.985 --> 00:54:43.025 align:center
His audition is good,

00:54:43.825 --> 00:54:47.145 align:center
but his face is not worth 75 thousand.

00:54:48.025 --> 00:54:48.985 align:center
Do one thing.

00:54:49.545 --> 00:54:51.465 align:center
Don't send his audition
to the client either.

00:54:52.065 --> 00:54:55.025 align:center
Record Amit's and quote 20 thousand.

00:54:55.545 --> 00:54:56.745 align:center
- Works?
- Oh, yeah!

00:54:59.985 --> 00:55:01.025 align:center
Prashant...

00:55:01.865 --> 00:55:03.585 align:center
how long have you been with us?

00:55:03.985 --> 00:55:05.265 align:center
Three to four months, at least.

00:55:06.025 --> 00:55:07.265 align:center
- Yes.
- Well, don't worry.

00:55:07.625 --> 00:55:10.505 align:center
Now, I'm teaching you a few tricks.
So learn them.

00:55:10.905 --> 00:55:13.865 align:center
Whatever briefs come to our agency,

00:55:13.985 --> 00:55:17.305 align:center
anyone within the agency,
interested, will give an audition.

00:55:18.945 --> 00:55:22.505 align:center
Sitting here, you have no say in
whether someone's fit or not.

00:55:27.665 --> 00:55:29.145 align:center
And Prashant, tell me something.

00:55:29.265 --> 00:55:32.065 align:center
Why don't you give auditions here?

00:55:32.185 --> 00:55:34.105 align:center
He believes it would be
a conflict of interest, sir.

00:55:36.305 --> 00:55:38.665 align:center
- It's true.
- Man, you can feel whatever,

00:55:39.025 --> 00:55:42.385 align:center
but if you don't give an audition,
everyone else will obviously feel

00:55:42.705 --> 00:55:44.265 align:center
you are up to no good.

00:55:44.585 --> 00:55:46.305 align:center
I've never judged anyone, Tarun.

00:55:46.425 --> 00:55:49.225 align:center
Hey, just this morning
you called all of us frauds.

00:55:51.945 --> 00:55:53.465 align:center
Amit, you go and prepare
for your audition.

00:55:53.585 --> 00:55:54.545 align:center
Yes.

00:55:58.345 --> 00:55:59.345 align:center
So, Prashant...

00:56:03.425 --> 00:56:05.665 align:center
you know, these method actors...

00:56:06.465 --> 00:56:08.745 align:center
who come here for auditions?

00:56:09.145 --> 00:56:10.905 align:center
These people, after audition,

00:56:11.585 --> 00:56:12.825 align:center
go to Juhu Beach,

00:56:13.385 --> 00:56:14.825 align:center
to enjoy the sunset...

00:56:15.825 --> 00:56:18.785 align:center
and blow their parents' hard-earned
money on smoking doobies!

00:56:20.465 --> 00:56:21.545 align:center
And you know what else they do?

00:56:23.825 --> 00:56:24.785 align:center
They judge.

00:56:25.945 --> 00:56:26.905 align:center
They make fun

00:56:28.385 --> 00:56:31.065 align:center
of the actors who work in casting.

00:56:33.065 --> 00:56:33.945 align:center
What the fuck!

00:56:34.465 --> 00:56:35.385 align:center
You people,

00:56:35.865 --> 00:56:38.065 align:center
who along with their passion for acting,

00:56:38.185 --> 00:56:40.065 align:center
work here for more than 12 hours a day.

00:56:42.265 --> 00:56:44.785 align:center
So if you get priority in every audition,

00:56:45.545 --> 00:56:46.825 align:center
that is not a fraud.

00:56:48.105 --> 00:56:49.065 align:center
It is fair.

00:56:49.465 --> 00:56:50.625 align:center
You know what fraud is?

00:56:53.785 --> 00:56:56.465 align:center
Tomorrow, you have to go to actor's vault

00:56:57.985 --> 00:57:00.545 align:center
to audition for the final-two screen test.

00:57:02.945 --> 00:57:05.745 align:center
The selection has already happened there.

00:57:07.425 --> 00:57:09.625 align:center
The director wants to cast his own boy.

00:57:11.225 --> 00:57:12.585 align:center
So, the casting guys,

00:57:13.185 --> 00:57:14.345 align:center
for the last seven days,

00:57:14.985 --> 00:57:16.305 align:center
have been recording his audition.

00:57:16.745 --> 00:57:19.425 align:center
They will take 70 takes in seven days,

00:57:20.065 --> 00:57:23.105 align:center
and will send his best
two takes to the producer.

00:57:24.425 --> 00:57:27.425 align:center
"Sir! What a brilliant fucking actor!"

00:57:27.865 --> 00:57:29.865 align:center
And tomorrow, they'll make you do

00:57:30.545 --> 00:57:31.865 align:center
a few takes in 30 minutes.

00:57:32.345 --> 00:57:34.825 align:center
And will send two of your
shittiest takes to the director.

00:57:36.865 --> 00:57:38.545 align:center
This is called a fraud.

00:57:55.305 --> 00:57:56.505 align:center
Lick it.

00:58:07.305 --> 00:58:08.785 align:center
It's actually fucking tasty.

00:58:09.945 --> 00:58:10.865 align:center
Wow!

00:58:11.705 --> 00:58:13.625 align:center
Uncle, size is not an issue.

00:58:14.225 --> 00:58:15.785 align:center
We just didn't sing
the birthday song in English.

00:58:16.905 --> 00:58:18.945 align:center
Otherwise, the kid would eat
the creamy cake,

00:58:19.065 --> 00:58:20.465 align:center
and the guy would

00:58:20.865 --> 00:58:23.305 align:center
lick the cake from the knife
and go, "So tasty!"

00:58:24.625 --> 00:58:26.625 align:center
Guys! Let's toast, come on!

00:58:28.745 --> 00:58:29.665 align:center
No!

00:58:30.585 --> 00:58:33.065 align:center
We have to finish the bigger cake as well.

00:58:34.025 --> 00:58:34.985 align:center
Bro!

00:58:35.545 --> 00:58:37.425 align:center
Who's going to finish the big cake?

00:58:37.545 --> 00:58:39.705 align:center
- We have eaten enough cake today.
- Actually!

00:58:39.945 --> 00:58:40.785 align:center
Enough?

00:58:42.385 --> 00:58:44.785 align:center
Then this first cake was enough.

00:58:45.545 --> 00:58:46.585 align:center
Why did you keep calling it small?

00:58:47.905 --> 00:58:48.985 align:center
Now that we've ordered a bigger cake,

00:58:50.425 --> 00:58:52.585 align:center
- you must eat it.
- What do you mean by "you must'?

00:58:54.145 --> 00:58:56.905 align:center
- We're done. Now we'll fucking drink.
- Exactly.

00:58:57.625 --> 00:58:58.465 align:center
Bhabhi?

00:58:59.185 --> 00:59:00.145 align:center
"Now we'll fucking drink."

00:59:00.665 --> 00:59:02.025 align:center
He is cussing with the child around!

00:59:03.185 --> 00:59:04.745 align:center
I'm telling you, I will kick his ass.

00:59:06.425 --> 00:59:08.025 align:center
I think we should leave.

00:59:08.385 --> 00:59:09.945 align:center
I think he should leave.

00:59:10.545 --> 00:59:12.745 align:center
I want to leave.

00:59:14.665 --> 00:59:16.385 align:center
But only after you finish the cake.

00:59:18.305 --> 00:59:21.785 align:center
Your father used his savings for cake
and wine, and that makes you feel heroic?

00:59:22.105 --> 00:59:24.345 align:center
Get out, or I'll beat the hell out of you.

00:59:27.745 --> 00:59:28.705 align:center
Uncle...

00:59:29.745 --> 00:59:31.425 align:center
when you get the keys to the rooftop,

00:59:31.545 --> 00:59:33.625 align:center
ask Doctor sahab about the kid's result.

00:59:36.025 --> 00:59:37.385 align:center
Selection has come through!

00:59:37.865 --> 00:59:40.505 align:center
Why wouldn't it?
Jimmy told us well in advance

00:59:40.625 --> 00:59:42.745 align:center
that even the jet sprays in this house

00:59:42.865 --> 00:59:44.945 align:center
are designed according to vaastu.

00:59:45.505 --> 00:59:46.745 align:center
So sorry, madam.

00:59:47.305 --> 00:59:48.945 align:center
Look, on a serious note,

00:59:49.625 --> 00:59:51.985 align:center
he said whatever's stuck
would work out in the end.

00:59:52.105 --> 00:59:52.905 align:center
That's exactly what happened!

00:59:53.025 --> 00:59:54.985 align:center
My kid was giving exams for two years.

00:59:55.225 --> 00:59:56.665 align:center
It's been month and half
since we moved in,

00:59:57.345 --> 00:59:58.185 align:center
and he cleared his exam.

00:59:59.905 --> 01:00:00.785 align:center
Isn't that a miracle?

01:00:01.065 --> 01:00:02.385 align:center
Congratulations!

01:00:02.705 --> 01:00:04.145 align:center
Thank you!

01:00:06.425 --> 01:00:07.865 align:center
Guglani sahab himself is a doctor,

01:00:08.065 --> 01:00:10.105 align:center
now his son is also doing MBBS.

01:00:12.265 --> 01:00:14.705 align:center
- What's Guglani sahab's medical specialty?
- Heart attack.

01:00:15.385 --> 01:00:18.585 align:center
- Sorry. Jatin, what is it called?
- Cardiologist, Uncle.

01:00:18.985 --> 01:00:20.025 align:center
Yes.

01:00:23.065 --> 01:00:25.225 align:center
Come, Uncle. Look at the house.

01:00:45.745 --> 01:00:47.585 align:center
- You okay?
- Yes!

01:00:48.025 --> 01:00:48.825 align:center
Let's go.

01:00:51.065 --> 01:00:53.025 align:center
Uncle, before you take
the client to the rooftop,

01:00:53.225 --> 01:00:55.065 align:center
make sure to tell them the proverb
you have thought of.

01:00:55.225 --> 01:00:56.025 align:center
Singhal ji...

01:00:58.625 --> 01:01:00.185 align:center
as they say, only that man is successful,

01:01:00.425 --> 01:01:01.825 align:center
whose wife seems happy,

01:01:02.265 --> 01:01:05.185 align:center
and his children have
their private rooftop to play on!

01:01:06.345 --> 01:01:08.385 align:center
Here are the keys. You open it.

01:01:08.905 --> 01:01:11.785 align:center
And get the feeling of stepping onto
your very own rooftop.

01:01:13.665 --> 01:01:14.545 align:center
Come on.

01:01:26.745 --> 01:01:27.625 align:center
Singhal ji.

01:01:28.265 --> 01:01:31.185 align:center
Can I get the keys back, please?
Another client is expected in the evening.

01:01:40.385 --> 01:01:41.665 align:center
So, what did you decide?

01:01:50.465 --> 01:01:51.305 align:center
Any problem here?

01:01:52.065 --> 01:01:53.465 align:center
Can you please call the cops?

01:01:53.585 --> 01:01:54.545 align:center
What happened, ma'am?

01:01:54.785 --> 01:01:55.865 align:center
Mr. Manager!

01:01:56.665 --> 01:01:57.545 align:center
Don't worry.

01:01:58.785 --> 01:01:59.625 align:center
Cops are here.

01:02:00.505 --> 01:02:01.625 align:center
Special Branch.

01:02:02.265 --> 01:02:03.065 align:center
What is the problem?

01:02:03.225 --> 01:02:05.425 align:center
He's shoving cake into my friend's mouth.

01:02:05.585 --> 01:02:07.505 align:center
He's saying, "Eat the whole cake."

01:02:08.185 --> 01:02:09.545 align:center
Who can eat so much cake?

01:02:10.305 --> 01:02:11.265 align:center
One can eat.

01:02:12.265 --> 01:02:13.065 align:center
But...

01:02:13.625 --> 01:02:15.345 align:center
you may have to vomit it out, that's all.

01:02:16.465 --> 01:02:18.025 align:center
And if Jimmy bhai is asking you to eat...

01:02:22.145 --> 01:02:23.065 align:center
then you must.

01:02:24.665 --> 01:02:25.465 align:center
Help!

01:02:25.905 --> 01:02:27.065 align:center
Anybody? Please, help!

01:02:32.425 --> 01:02:33.345 align:center
Come, come.

01:02:35.105 --> 01:02:37.225 align:center
My Dad was talking so nicely to you,

01:02:37.345 --> 01:02:39.385 align:center
you could have spoken
nicely to him as well.

01:02:39.985 --> 01:02:41.185 align:center
That's good manners.

01:02:43.065 --> 01:02:44.305 align:center
Fine, don't talk nicely.

01:02:45.745 --> 01:02:46.905 align:center
At least don't misbehave, dude.

01:02:49.065 --> 01:02:52.065 align:center
The cake is small, alcohol is cheap.
Did that hurt your ass?

01:02:54.825 --> 01:02:57.425 align:center
Asshole, you were making fun of
a 55-year-old man on his birthday!

01:02:59.785 --> 01:03:02.345 align:center
- Sorry, please.
- I am saying sorry, please...

01:03:03.225 --> 01:03:04.345 align:center
Please, leave him.

01:03:11.345 --> 01:03:12.625 align:center
Fine, alright.

01:03:13.745 --> 01:03:14.665 align:center
You don't want to eat cake.

01:03:15.425 --> 01:03:16.305 align:center
Is that right?

01:03:16.745 --> 01:03:17.705 align:center
Then...

01:03:18.785 --> 01:03:19.625 align:center
let's do one thing,

01:03:22.065 --> 01:03:23.945 align:center
Happy Birthday, Uncle.

01:03:24.065 --> 01:03:25.905 align:center
Thank you for the cake.

01:03:26.345 --> 01:03:27.265 align:center
Thank you, my child.

01:03:28.505 --> 01:03:29.345 align:center
Dad...

01:03:29.905 --> 01:03:31.505 align:center
Some people wanted to wish you.

01:03:31.905 --> 01:03:32.705 align:center
Hit it.

01:03:35.985 --> 01:03:38.825 align:center
It's a happy birthday for Jimmy's dad!

01:03:39.145 --> 01:03:42.145 align:center
Wishing Mehta ji the best!
It's a happy birthday!

01:03:42.305 --> 01:03:46.585 align:center
Eat good, live good, celebrate every day!

01:04:12.545 --> 01:04:13.945 align:center
Hello, bro!

01:04:14.465 --> 01:04:15.545 align:center
The client is interested.

01:04:15.665 --> 01:04:16.945 align:center
I have told him about the price.

01:04:17.225 --> 01:04:20.025 align:center
Five and a half.
If the full payment is done this week,

01:04:20.625 --> 01:04:21.425 align:center
then five.

01:04:21.585 --> 01:04:22.905 align:center
Uncle, tell the client,

01:04:23.625 --> 01:04:25.585 align:center
if he makes the full payment
in two days instead of a week,

01:04:26.105 --> 01:04:27.345 align:center
we'll waive an additional five percent.

01:04:27.705 --> 01:04:29.265 align:center
- Okay.
- Bhaiya...

01:04:30.385 --> 01:04:31.465 align:center
how did you do all this?

01:04:31.905 --> 01:04:32.865 align:center
I couldn't understand anything.

01:04:33.545 --> 01:04:34.425 align:center
You see...

01:04:35.225 --> 01:04:36.385 align:center
everyone's a dumbfuck, Jatin.

01:04:37.025 --> 01:04:37.945 align:center
You just need the right mastermind.

01:04:39.025 --> 01:04:40.305 align:center
I'll explain everything when we meet.

01:04:41.065 --> 01:04:42.865 align:center
But make sure to fix your hair.

01:04:43.545 --> 01:04:45.905 align:center
You must look like the cheapest whore
from GB Road in that silky hair.

01:04:49.025 --> 01:04:50.705 align:center
- Okay, bhaiya.
- He is right.

01:04:50.825 --> 01:04:52.025 align:center
Oh, come on, Uncle!

01:05:03.425 --> 01:05:04.265 align:center
Come!

01:05:04.985 --> 01:05:05.905 align:center
What happened to him?

01:05:08.705 --> 01:05:09.945 align:center
He was an actor just like you.

01:05:12.185 --> 01:05:13.865 align:center
All that struggle
made him fucking lose it.

01:05:14.265 --> 01:05:15.665 align:center
- Come! Come!
- He'll fall sick.

01:05:17.145 --> 01:05:18.425 align:center
It's an everyday thing.

01:05:20.385 --> 01:05:22.785 align:center
His friends say he got
a very good role in a film.

01:05:23.345 --> 01:05:24.585 align:center
He had a reading with the director.

01:05:25.225 --> 01:05:27.185 align:center
He couldn't reach in time due to rain.

01:05:27.985 --> 01:05:29.385 align:center
The director's ego got in the way.

01:05:30.465 --> 01:05:31.345 align:center
He was replaced.

01:05:31.905 --> 01:05:33.585 align:center
Now, every time it rains,
he gets all riled up.

01:05:34.305 --> 01:05:37.065 align:center
He says, "This is not rain.
It's God punishing me."

01:05:38.425 --> 01:05:39.385 align:center
"He is fighting with me."

01:05:39.825 --> 01:05:40.985 align:center
Now, he is fighting back

01:05:41.585 --> 01:05:42.385 align:center
with God.

01:05:47.945 --> 01:05:48.745 align:center
Come on!

01:05:50.305 --> 01:05:51.145 align:center
Give me your hand.

01:05:54.025 --> 01:05:55.025 align:center
Get lost, asshole!

01:05:58.025 --> 01:05:59.265 align:center
Why are you giving me your hand?

01:06:00.745 --> 01:06:02.265 align:center
He is punishing me with rain,

01:06:02.945 --> 01:06:04.585 align:center
he will punish you with hail.

01:06:05.505 --> 01:06:07.025 align:center
He will teach you a good lesson.

01:06:14.385 --> 01:06:15.345 align:center
Get lost!

01:06:26.865 --> 01:06:27.985 align:center
The house is looking very nice.

01:06:31.705 --> 01:06:34.065 align:center
You know, when we were little, Neetu...

01:06:35.025 --> 01:06:36.225 align:center
a boy used to live here.

01:06:36.665 --> 01:06:38.265 align:center
He wouldn't let me and Prince
enter the house.

01:06:39.185 --> 01:06:40.065 align:center
Why?

01:06:42.305 --> 01:06:43.665 align:center
Mama's younger son, Danny...

01:06:44.825 --> 01:06:47.825 align:center
he had told everyone that we used
to live in a house near the drain.

01:06:50.265 --> 01:06:51.865 align:center
Danny, the one from Australia?

01:06:52.465 --> 01:06:54.865 align:center
No, that was Toni.
Toni was fine.

01:06:55.985 --> 01:06:57.705 align:center
Danny was an asshole,
just like his father.

01:07:01.345 --> 01:07:03.505 align:center
He used to say that the smell
and germs emanating from the drain

01:07:04.185 --> 01:07:05.905 align:center
lived in both of us.

01:07:06.665 --> 01:07:08.905 align:center
So if anyone who breathed
the same air as us,

01:07:09.625 --> 01:07:11.065 align:center
the same germs would enter their bodies.

01:07:12.665 --> 01:07:13.985 align:center
Prince thought it was true.

01:07:17.705 --> 01:07:20.265 align:center
Those assholes destroyed his confidence.

01:07:26.385 --> 01:07:27.865 align:center
He had such a lovely smile.

01:07:30.625 --> 01:07:32.265 align:center
His eyes would shine
every time he smiled.

01:07:33.465 --> 01:07:34.945 align:center
He had stopped smiling here.

01:07:38.305 --> 01:07:39.265 align:center
Are you crying?

01:07:40.465 --> 01:07:41.465 align:center
Are you crazy?

01:07:47.385 --> 01:07:49.385 align:center
Man can only cry once in his life.

01:07:52.425 --> 01:07:53.585 align:center
When his father dies.

01:07:58.105 --> 01:07:58.945 align:center
Come on!

01:08:11.105 --> 01:08:11.905 align:center
Who is it?

01:08:14.345 --> 01:08:15.305 align:center
Mami, Jimmy.

01:08:19.065 --> 01:08:22.505 align:center
It's his housewarming tomorrow.
So he has come to invite us.

01:08:24.425 --> 01:08:25.265 align:center
You go inside.

01:08:49.505 --> 01:08:50.545 align:center
What do you want?

01:08:51.625 --> 01:08:52.785 align:center
Tea would be nice.

01:09:01.505 --> 01:09:02.305 align:center
Mama...

01:09:04.305 --> 01:09:06.505 align:center
Dad thinks we still
haven't resolved our issues.

01:09:08.305 --> 01:09:09.385 align:center
He is right, though.

01:09:09.905 --> 01:09:10.825 align:center
But...

01:09:11.545 --> 01:09:13.185 align:center
he is refusing to move into the new house.

01:09:13.985 --> 01:09:16.945 align:center
Come along with mami for
the housewarming lunch tomorrow.

01:09:21.625 --> 01:09:23.105 align:center
He'll be assured.

01:09:23.945 --> 01:09:26.345 align:center
You and your father can do a housewarming,

01:09:27.745 --> 01:09:29.065 align:center
house-wrecking,

01:09:30.105 --> 01:09:33.065 align:center
or whatever the fuck you want!
I don't give a shit if you two die!

01:09:34.905 --> 01:09:36.945 align:center
But hereafter,
don't you dare come back here!

01:09:38.185 --> 01:09:39.025 align:center
Get out of here.

01:09:40.225 --> 01:09:42.305 align:center
Mama, you are behaving as if you
have already become the MP.

01:09:45.825 --> 01:09:47.385 align:center
Your ticket is not yet confirmed.

01:09:49.025 --> 01:09:50.385 align:center
Be nice to people like us.

01:09:51.305 --> 01:09:52.825 align:center
You never know,
my candidate might become an MP.

01:09:57.105 --> 01:09:58.265 align:center
If you be kind today...

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I will be kind to you then.

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Be bitter today,

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and I will go, "My mama is..."

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Mami will hear it.

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Get up and get out!

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Get out of here!

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Fucking asshole!

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The only reason you can sit in my house
and take that tone with me

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is that you know

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the ticket will be announced in a week,

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so I won't strike back.

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But once I get the ticket,

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I'll become an MP, no question about it.

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After that,

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a few will show up with swords, since guns

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aren't really an option.

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In your new house, right in front of
your father, they will slit your throat.

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When you had the chance,

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you should have gotten me killed.

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From this moment, your downfall begins.

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Bhaiya!

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How are you, bhaiya?

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You're all grown-up and fair, Toni.