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Tell Pandit ji
I'll be there in 15 minutes.

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I'm telling you,
be on time from tomorrow onwards.

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If your job stands in the way,
walk away from it.

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Otherwise, step down from the lead role.

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Acting? Your smart fix!

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What do you say to it? "Sorry."

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- How was the practice?
- It was good.

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If I help close your deal,
you will sell me your car.

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The deal's done! I'm happy!

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There's a problem, man.

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Your mama came to know

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you had a hand in the deal
we sealed yesterday.

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Listen, you pest.

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Whoever has taken my share of the money...

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I've left them them so broken
that they can't even have children.

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So whenever this dream demon attacks you,

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say this to him out loud...

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But to decide whether
you actually have the talent or not,

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we'll need to see your performance.

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After considering everything,
I've reached the decision that

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the lead role will be played by Samarth.

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Congratulations. You can go
for practice now. Every day.

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My brother isn't coming back.

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And mama, everything that has
ever humiliated me and my family...

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I will burn it to the ground.

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And one day, I'll burn you too.

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There's a big-shot dealer in Gurugram.
His name is Kukreja.

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He's my mama.

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Any deal we poach from mama

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must not be recorded
under my name or my company.

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This is the third deal that's collapsed
right before the advance could arrive.

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Name of the company?

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Property Lords.

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There's a leak in my office,
and the information is getting to you.

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Tell me his name.

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Dad...

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mama is coming over.

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Isn't this what every thief
ends up facing?

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Hey!

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Make his father sit there!

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Don't do it, mama.

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Motherfucker mama, don't do it!

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Game over.

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Sir, I've decided on my dream.

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I want to grow up to be a hero.

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I'll take my mother to the theater
to watch my movie.

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She has, perhaps,
four to six months more.

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Pandit ji, if my mother doesn't see me
perform on stage at least once,

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all of this will mean nothing to me.

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Look, Prashant, you want to go
to Mumbai, but I don't.

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I'm just thinking practically.

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My play is in ten days.

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It's my theater performance.
You have to be there.

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I'm going to do something
that will make you proud.

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Mama, in exchange for 20 crores...

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three slaps.

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And every slap of mine sends pain
on a full tour from your ear...

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straight to your ass.

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Mom...

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Come outside.
I want to show you something.

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That's it...

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Hold God in your heart
And those who truly care

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Remember why He planted dreams
Within you there

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That's it

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I've gone too far

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One glance...

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And foes tremble where they are

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Leave the tears, leave the fright

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Stop going to someone else

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Raise your voice...

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It's your dreams versus...

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The world!

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Hello, Prashant.

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Yes, Dad.

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Please call your mom.

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She just woke up
and started getting ready.

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She says, "I'm going to watch
Prashant's play."

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Is she well enough to step outside?

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You already know about that.

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But she's your mom.

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She can act like she's perfectly fine.

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Please call her and make her understand.

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You know she won't understand, Dad.

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Let her come.

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Please don't tell her I called.

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She intends to surprise you.

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So just play along
and act surprised when you see her.

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Sure.

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Prashant ji...

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I hope you aren't nervous.

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Will everything go well?

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Pandit ji.

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Two dreams will come true today.

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My mom's dream...

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is to see me perform on stage.

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And my mom will be able to watch

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people applaud
and cheer for my performance.

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This is my dream.

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Mom is coming here, Pandit ji.

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It won't just be good.

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It will be the best performance
of my life today.

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Hey, kid!

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Where is Manjit Dagar's house?

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What do you want from him?

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I had an argument with him.

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I slapped him.

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I want to apologize to him.

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Hey!

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What are you doing here?

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Manjit!

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Jimmy's the name!
Big-time swagger, big-time fame!

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Six-foot-five bodyguard smacked you,
left your cheek in flames.

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Growing that beard, huh?
Hiding your face in shame?

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So, Dagar...

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what's up?

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I see.

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You come to my village
and act smart with me?

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Do you want to make
five lakh rupees in five minutes?

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I'm listening.

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I'm planning to return Kukreja's money.

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But my mama is an asshole.

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After he gets his money back,
guess what he's planning?

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Drop the answer, Dagar,
and the money is yours.

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Come inside.

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Dad!

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Dad?

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Dad, he said that he slapped Manjit Dagar.

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Didn't you beat the hell out of him?

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I didn't know they were the Dagar juniors.

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I spared him that day, Monty.

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That's why I called him today.

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He will get a slap today.

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Do you want to see?

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What if I say no?

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Will you leave the reward?

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How can he say no now?

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- Dad, if you don't beat him, we will.
- He...

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Did you hear them?

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I won't let the kids be disappointed.

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Alright.

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Slap me.

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But if I stand still and let you slap me,

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would that be fun?

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Let's settle this like men.

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If you smile like this,
I'll take you to the play every day.

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- Is it tight?
- No.

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- Done.
- Thanks, bro.

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Bro, Mom is coming.

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Wow, that's so amazing!

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Listen, Chouhan.

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Mom thinks I have no idea she's coming.

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She wants to surprise me.

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So I can't go to the gate to receive her.

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So, could you go
and bring her backstage before the play?

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Done.

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- Did you block a seat?
- No.

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Come on, dude!
Alright, I'll do it.

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You get ready.

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How much longer until we arrive?

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Another 15 minutes, ma'am.

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You should take a nap.

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You're gonna be sitting there for a while.

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Come.

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Rest your head on my shoulder and sleep.

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Sleep.

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You didn't tell Prashant, right?

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No, no.

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I've been coordinating with Chouhan.

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Okay.

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Otherwise, he'll keep waiting for us.

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Please sleep.

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You slapped my father
and knocked him unconscious.

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You were very happy. Remember?

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So now, slap me...

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and knock me unconscious.

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Pull it off, and you win.

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Then you don't have to tell me
mama's plan,

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and you can keep the five lakhs too.

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Sure. Done.

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But, Dagar...

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if I don't lose consciousness...

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I'm hitting you right back.

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And if you lose consciousness,

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that's my win.

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And then you'll tell me mama's plan,

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and you'll also have to forget

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about the cash, Dagar.

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With just one slap,
knock the crap out of him!

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Crap?

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Just knock this cigarette
out of my mouth, Monty's dad.

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Oh, is it?

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When a Jaat man hits someone in a rage,

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their cheek will be on fire
and their balls will clench!

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Smell it.

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What were you doing, huh?

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Your kids are ill-mannered, Dagar.

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He was sniffing to check
if I'd crapped my pants.

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You've got strong hands, Dagar.

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I got damn dizzy.

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But your technique's off, man!

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You're just moving your hands.

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First, twist the leg. Like this.

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Then the knee.

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And when the hands strike with momentum...

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the cerebrospinal fluid in your brain

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will shake.

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And your brain will signal your body
to shut down.

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I see.

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And don't give the other person
time to prepare before you hit him.

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Yeah? Maybe just ask him something.

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So his mind focuses on finding an answer

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rather than bracing for the slap.

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I'm not joking.

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And then, when the slap lands...

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Tell me, what comes next?

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- What?
- Think about it.

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"And then, when the slap lands..."

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Complete this sentence.

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If you complete it correctly,

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along with the five lakhs,

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you'll get an additional one lakh.

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Come on, think about it.

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And then,

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when the slap lands...

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From ear to rear,

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it's just pain, my dear!

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- Dad! Dad!
- Manjit! Manjit!

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- Dad, wake up!
- Dad!

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- Manjit!
- Don't humiliate us.

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- Dad!
- Dad!

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How dare you hit Dagar bhai!

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- Get him!
- Beat him!

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How dare you!

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- Yes, bro?
- Bro, they are just two minutes away.

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Yeah, I'm at the gate.
I'll bring them in.

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Okay.

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Mom!

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Rekha.

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Rekha, wake up. We're almost there.

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Rekha?

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Rekha?

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Rekha...

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- Thrash him!
- Manjit bhai, just say the word.

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We'll beat the shit out of this asshole.

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- Beat him!
- Let's beat him!

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- Beat him!
- Thrash the scoundrel!

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Let him go.

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Your mama says,

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your brother is already dead.

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And your dad can't have more kids.

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When you're gone,
your bloodline dies with you.

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After you return his money...

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he will get you killed
within a couple of days.

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Dagar, hell's got a spot...

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for both you and mama.

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A killer who kills someone
in front of their kids goes to hell.

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I've also got a place
reserved in hell today.

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So if mama gets me killed,

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I'll wait for him in hell.

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You join my team there, Dagar.

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In the end, I'll be the one who wins.

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Always.

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Tell you what.

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The first time your dad hit me...

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I lost a little in my pants.

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I'd never been hit like that before.

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Did you really crap yourself?

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Want to smell it?

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He actually crapped himself!

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Oh, man!

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HERO'S MOTHER
HERO'S FATHER

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They got late.

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They're in their seats.
Let's go.

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Come on.

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Where are they seated?

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They are in the audience.
You focus here.

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Please tell me.

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Will you please let me
concentrate on the play?

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Mom didn't even come backstage.

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Did they even come in?

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Look, it's not a problem
even if you tell me.

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I was prepared,

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knowing that if Mom felt unwell,
she could miss the play.

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Tell me.

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Otherwise, I won't be able to focus here.

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She didn't come inside.

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Is she unwell?

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Are they still outside,
or have they gone home?

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Major sahab!

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I can't lie to you.

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Just give the best
performance of your life.

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Aunty must be watching it.

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Yes, soldier.

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Major sahab.
we have already done the recon.

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There is no way to go back.

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Based on what we observed,
an attack seems likely tomorrow morning.

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I'll have Ravi pass the word
to the other troops.

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Soldier Ravi.

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Soldier Ravi!

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Yes, sahab.

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Soldier Ravi...

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how much time

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will it take you
to reach the other troops?

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Sahab...

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it usually takes

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two hours to reach there.

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But...

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I've been a hockey player, sahab.

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I...

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Turn off the lights.

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HERO'S MOTHER

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When a dream shatters,
what does it sound like?

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The screams, the tears...

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that was the sound of a dream breaking.

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Attention, passengers.

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Train number 12952,

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traveling from Delhi to Mumbai,

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is arriving on platform number two.

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Hey, buddy!

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Work sincerely, and also
take care of your health.

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Don't snack on random things at odd hours.

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Uncle.

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He'll find a girl for himself in Bombay
who will take care of him.

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That sounds good.

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Anything else?

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Yeah, also...

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Crush the Kapoors and Khans' careers.

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Don't return to Delhi without doing it.

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Why?

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If no one makes me a hero in Mumbai,
you can do it by becoming the producer.

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Pretty soon, you will be
stacking Escobar-style cash.

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Uncle, he turned me into an honest man...

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and still expects Escobar-level results!

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But I'll definitely produce

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a film for you.

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A promise from an elder brother

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to his younger brother.

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Alright then, good boy, Prince.

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You'll meet a lot of people
like Shishir in Bombay.

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If the situation calls for it,
be a little ruthless.

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Hell, be an asshole.

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Uncle, I have to take this call.
I'll be back in a minute.

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How are you, mama?

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So, you're bringing my money today, right?

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You're on the hook for today.

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Mama, I was about to call you.

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I needed some advice.

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Thing is, I have invested

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your money, mama.

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I started a construction business
with your name and mine.

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Two sites. Four floors per site.

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I wanted to ask you...

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what should we call the firm?

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What about "MB Builders"?

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Mama-Bhanja Builders.

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Now you're humiliating me
over more than 20 crores.

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What about "M square B square Builders"?

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Motherfucker Mama-Bastard Bhanja Builders?

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Is this okay?

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Listen.

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Just bring the money today.

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Or else...

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I'll come

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once again

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to your father.

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No, no, no.

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"M square" is not good enough.

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It has to be an M cube.

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Miserable Motherfucker Mama.

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Because you're a miserable motherfucker.

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You were planning to get me killed
right after you got your money.

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But you see, I'm a sly bastard.

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So, for now, have your men hold off.

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Because if I die,
you can forget your 20 crore rupees.

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I'll also give you 50% of the profit
from selling the builder floor.

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Because we are partners now.

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And now, let's finalize the firm's name.

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Miserable Motherfucker Mama

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Brutal Bastard Nephew Builders.

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M cube B cube Builders.

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When a dream shatters,

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it breaks you too.

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And that's when another dream appears,

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hand outstretched beside you.

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It says...

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"I won't break your heart."

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"Come with me."

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And you walk along with that dream.

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Not because your heart is
not going to break this time,

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but because you know

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at the end of the journey,

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when everyone will look
into each other's hearts,

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the one who gets jealous the most inside

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is the one with the most broken heart.

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And that same crazy soul
will seem the calmest.

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Hello. Prashant.

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Oh, yes. Come in.

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I'm Ashvin, your roommate.

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Come.

30:36.865 --> 30:38.825
Hello, fresh fish!

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Welcome to the heartbreak city.

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Fuck.

31:54.825 --> 31:56.105
The depth of a broken heart

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reveals how big the dreams once were.

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How many I chased,

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how hard I fought,

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how much I lived.

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Just breathing isn't living.

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Even a body on a ventilator breathes.

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In the end, only the scars on the heart...

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will prove he was ever alive.

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Yes, sir.

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Hello!

32:49.305 --> 32:50.545
Actors are not allowed inside.

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Sit in the waiting area outside.

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Have all the actors sit outside.
Your office will be empty.

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No doubt, bitch.

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Wherever I look,

33:05.145 --> 33:08.585
folks posing as casting assistants
are ravenous for roles like wolves.

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Bhai, try to make some time today.

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I need to practice for an audition.

33:17.545 --> 33:18.385
Which audition?

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The audition I gave
for the film last week.

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I'm shortlisted in the final two.

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Tomorrow is the final round.

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Which film?

33:27.665 --> 33:31.105
The Golden Fortune
Entertainment Films audition?

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Those who want
a newcomer as their hero?

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Yes.

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You are shortlisted in
the final two participants.

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That means you have a 50% chance
of making your debut.

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That dream people chase in Mumbai
after struggling for many years...

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you have got a 50% shot at it.

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You asshole!

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You came to the office today!

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Go home and prepare, you dumbass!

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Have a facial done.

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The life insurance actor
is not locked yet.

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So, there are auditions today.

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I hope you will go tomorrow
for your audition.

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Or are you going to record
other people tomorrow as well?

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Prashant bhai.

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Here comes a wolf.

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I was just talking to a client about you.

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There is an advertisement brief.

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And...

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you're a perfect fit.
Do you want to audition for it?

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Thank you, dude.
But you already know it.

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Come on, man!
Quit being so headstrong.

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People join the casting company,

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so that it helps them
with their auditions.

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And you are saying that you won't audition
in your casting company.

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Tell me one thing.

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That life insurance advertisement...

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Are you doing it or someone else is?
You are doing it, right?

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Then take my audition, please.
Come on.

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You don't suit the part.

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Let me audition, and leave it
to the director to decide if I fit.

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The director will reject it too.

35:13.385 --> 35:14.585
You look young.

35:14.905 --> 35:15.985
He wants a mature look.

35:18.305 --> 35:19.545
You are really stubborn.

35:20.505 --> 35:21.945
Others just take auditions.

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Because other people also have to audition

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when you get the brief.

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So, what's the problem?

35:27.545 --> 35:29.825
Everyone is helping each other. Idiot.

35:30.225 --> 35:33.865
Conflict of interest,
personal interest vs duty.

35:34.345 --> 35:35.305
This is the problem.

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I didn't get him. What conflict?

35:40.905 --> 35:44.425
If I or my friend gets
selected in this advertisement,

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this is my personal interest.

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But finding the best actor for this part
is my duty

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as the casting assistant.

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Who is stopping you
from auditioning others?

35:55.465 --> 35:58.105
All I am saying is let me audition too,
and send it ahead.

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It's that simple.

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This fraud will not stop here.

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What else do you guys do?
Shall I mention it?

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Sorry, dude.

36:10.425 --> 36:11.865
I'm feeling something inside

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after listening to you guys. Sorry.

36:15.145 --> 36:15.985
Sorry.

36:17.865 --> 36:18.785
Hey!

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What is it?

36:22.025 --> 36:23.065
I just passed the gas.

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It's my duty.

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I have a stomach.
I have to take care of it.

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Is this a conflict too?

36:30.665 --> 36:31.945
Assholes.

36:32.385 --> 36:33.265
Throw it away.

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Jimmy, the client doesn't
even want the top floor.

37:27.505 --> 37:29.025
You're forcing it on them.

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You are also forcing them

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to buy the top floor at higher rates
than the other floors.

37:33.905 --> 37:36.745
Uncle, you get a terrace
with the top floor.

37:37.225 --> 37:38.345
The rate is bound to be high.

37:39.145 --> 37:40.425
Did the client ask for a terrace?

37:41.625 --> 37:43.625
The other floors are still vacant.

37:43.745 --> 37:45.465
We should sell
the other floors from there.

37:46.185 --> 37:47.825
The client has not asked for a terrace.

37:48.585 --> 37:49.665
But he needs one.

37:50.145 --> 37:51.945
The client has not asked for a terrace,
but he needs one?

37:52.065 --> 37:53.025
How do you know that?

37:53.825 --> 37:55.585
Because I have met the client.

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Here's the thing, Uncle.

37:58.505 --> 38:00.505
Even the client doesn't
know that he needs a terrace.

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He just does.

38:02.905 --> 38:05.505
Selling the floor of the other house
is more difficult.

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Because the client's father,
who is a heart patient,

38:08.985 --> 38:12.225
and the wife,
who hopes to one day have a child,

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need the floor in this house only.

38:15.505 --> 38:18.225
- Are you ready, paaji?
- Wait a minute. Don't start yet.

38:18.585 --> 38:23.064
Jimmy, tell me,
did the client's father and wife tell you

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that they need the floor
in this house only?

38:25.865 --> 38:28.345
Uncle, just like the husband does not know
he needs a terrace,

38:29.385 --> 38:32.185
the wife and the father also don't know
they need the floor in this house only.

38:33.745 --> 38:36.425
But I'll make them feel the need before

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they reach the terrace.

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- Jimmy, you're talking through your hat.
- No, Uncle.

38:43.625 --> 38:44.705
It's arrogance.

38:45.745 --> 38:46.625
Hit it!

38:54.265 --> 38:56.905
It's a happy birthday for Jimmy's dad!

38:57.025 --> 38:59.985
Wishing Mehta ji the best!
It's a happy birthday!

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Eat good, live good, celebrate every day!

39:05.225 --> 39:07.865
Happy birthday to you!

39:08.145 --> 39:10.945
Happy birthday to you!

39:11.465 --> 39:13.825
Oh, happiness!
Hello, hi, how are you?

39:13.945 --> 39:16.265
Let's hit it, boys!

39:16.505 --> 39:19.185
Happy birthday to you!

39:22.905 --> 39:25.105
He's already bringing the cake.
Send it back.

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Jimmy.

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How's the taste?

39:42.465 --> 39:44.505
I told them to prepare it fresh
an hour ago.

39:45.025 --> 39:47.305
I told them that if the cream smelled off,

39:47.465 --> 39:48.745
I'd send the cake back.

39:54.345 --> 39:56.465
Please pass me the small plate, dear.

39:56.985 --> 39:59.065
Let me give a small
piece of cake for the kid.

39:59.185 --> 40:01.185
He's been looking at the cake
for a long time.

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No, we don't give him anything sweet.

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I mean, anything sweet with cream.

40:09.505 --> 40:12.865
- Mom, I want...
- Ayan, go wash your face.

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Take him along.

40:14.545 --> 40:16.065
Let me give it to you then.

40:16.185 --> 40:18.745
No, we also don't prefer cream.

40:19.345 --> 40:20.265
Thank you so much.

40:20.625 --> 40:22.985
Tell uncle, the cake is so big

40:23.345 --> 40:25.265
that when he cuts it,
it'll just stick to the knife.

40:30.065 --> 40:31.545
Is it small in size?

40:32.305 --> 40:34.385
I thought of ordering a one-kilo cake.

40:34.505 --> 40:35.905
Kapoor sahab, this is more than enough.

40:37.705 --> 40:38.625
Uncle...

40:39.665 --> 40:40.745
it's not about the size.

40:41.425 --> 40:43.065
We just didn't sing
the birthday song in English.

40:44.185 --> 40:46.025
Otherwise, the kid would eat
the creamy cake,

40:46.505 --> 40:47.825
and the guy would

40:48.065 --> 40:50.905
lick the cake from the knife
and go, "So tasty!"

40:52.825 --> 40:54.465
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

40:55.545 --> 40:56.625
So, Mehta sahab...

40:59.105 --> 41:00.745
you have the house warming tomorrow.

41:01.425 --> 41:04.185
You will be a classy man
among rich people now!

41:04.745 --> 41:06.425
Jimmy, this is not fair.

41:07.025 --> 41:09.785
You are separating me
from my dear friend.

41:09.905 --> 41:11.585
Kapoor sahab, I am not going anywhere.

41:12.025 --> 41:14.145
We'll have the house warming tomorrow.

41:14.265 --> 41:18.385
Then, Jimmy will live there
along with his future wife and kids.

41:22.825 --> 41:23.785
Dad...

41:24.945 --> 41:27.665
how many times do we
need to revisit this topic?

41:28.825 --> 41:30.305
What's the problem, Jimmy?

41:32.145 --> 41:34.225
You're free to live your way,
just as I'm free to live mine.

41:36.025 --> 41:36.985
So, you wish to...

41:38.545 --> 41:40.985
live in that old house next to the drain?

41:43.425 --> 41:44.305
Yes.

41:46.025 --> 41:47.545
I don't care about it.

41:49.825 --> 41:50.705
Yes, Dad.

41:51.705 --> 41:52.905
You don't care about it.

41:54.145 --> 41:56.745
Because at the age where kids

41:56.865 --> 41:58.905
plan to propose their
girlfriends in the park,

42:00.105 --> 42:03.865
I was planning to buy a new house for
my dad and Prince in mama's posh colony.

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You don't care whether the house is in
a cramped old lane or a posh neighborhood.

42:09.025 --> 42:10.065
But it's my dream.

42:11.705 --> 42:12.505
Tell me something.

42:15.425 --> 42:17.545
Did you return your mama's money?

42:21.585 --> 42:23.385
Every time I ask, you have no answer.

42:24.225 --> 42:27.065
And you expect me to live in the house
right in front of his place?

42:28.905 --> 42:30.465
Just to be humiliated every single day?

42:32.585 --> 42:34.305
Alright, leave it, guys.

42:34.465 --> 42:35.945
Yes, let's repeat the drinks.

42:36.265 --> 42:38.065
Hey, buddy! Excuse me!

42:38.385 --> 42:39.665
Repeat. Large.

42:40.225 --> 42:41.025
For everyone.

42:41.425 --> 42:42.785
Happy hour's going on now, right?

42:43.185 --> 42:44.185
Alright.

42:44.345 --> 42:45.185
Let's hit it.

42:47.705 --> 42:50.545
Many uncles are coming here
due to happy hour these days.

42:51.305 --> 42:54.865
They end up more humiliated than
the money they save on drinks.

42:56.225 --> 42:57.025
Yeah, man.

42:57.545 --> 42:59.825
The happy hour brings
a lot of cheap uncle crowd.

42:59.945 --> 43:00.825
Yeah.

43:04.905 --> 43:05.745
Kapoor sahab,

43:06.745 --> 43:08.425
let's not order more drinks.

43:09.145 --> 43:10.905
The boys have their meeting as well.

43:12.185 --> 43:14.544
- Let's go.
- Oh, Mehta Uncle!

43:14.545 --> 43:16.385
Meetings will keep happening.

43:16.865 --> 43:20.145
The sales god won't get wasted
over just two drinks.

43:20.505 --> 43:21.345
No.

43:22.665 --> 43:23.465
It's enough.

43:25.145 --> 43:25.985
Ask for the bill.

43:26.865 --> 43:27.665
Let's go.

43:28.785 --> 43:29.745
Come, Kapoor sahab.

43:31.225 --> 43:32.625
Happy birthday, Mehta ji.

43:51.665 --> 43:52.545
See you.

43:55.185 --> 43:56.465
I asked you to call a cab.

43:57.705 --> 43:59.505
This is also comfortable.
What does it matter?

44:00.385 --> 44:01.305
Dad...

44:02.865 --> 44:04.025
you do as you want today.

44:04.625 --> 44:05.585
It's your birthday.

44:06.785 --> 44:08.505
Starting tomorrow,
things will happen the way I want.

44:10.625 --> 44:12.905
Post mahurat,
you'll move into the new house.

44:14.345 --> 44:16.425
Because a week from now,
there will be a big celebration there.

44:16.545 --> 44:19.265
Drums shall be played again,
people shall dance again,

44:20.585 --> 44:22.665
and mama will watch all of this
from his house across the street.

44:23.745 --> 44:24.865
He will be unhappy.

44:25.945 --> 44:28.105
Because, Dad, the MP ticket
he's been waiting for,

44:29.105 --> 44:30.825
will be given to the other candidate.

44:31.665 --> 44:33.105
My candidate would have gotten it.

44:33.665 --> 44:34.705
And all of this will happen,

44:35.825 --> 44:39.905
not because it matters to you,
but it matters to me.

44:41.825 --> 44:42.985
Happy birthday, Mehta ji.

44:43.385 --> 44:44.265
So...

44:44.945 --> 44:47.585
your candidate will be given
the MP ticket?

44:50.305 --> 44:52.545
Keep your feet on the ground, Jimmy.

44:55.545 --> 44:56.665
See you, Uncle.

45:08.025 --> 45:09.705
- Shall we leave?
- Yes, let's go.

45:11.585 --> 45:12.465
What happened, Jimmy?

45:13.905 --> 45:15.385
Uncle, I'm thinking...

45:16.185 --> 45:17.865
can you both sell the house to the client?

45:17.985 --> 45:18.785
What?

45:19.545 --> 45:20.505
Sell the house?!

45:21.305 --> 45:23.425
You were being arrogant about it,
so you do it!

45:24.545 --> 45:25.465
What happened?

45:25.785 --> 45:26.985
Something urgent has come up.

45:30.945 --> 45:34.225
Right now, nothing is more important
for you than selling this house.

45:34.345 --> 45:35.665
You only have a week left,

45:36.785 --> 45:38.385
to arrange the money for the MP ticket.

45:39.465 --> 45:41.465
If you lose this client,
you'll be out five crore too!

45:42.305 --> 45:43.345
I won't lose anything, Uncle.

45:44.345 --> 45:47.105
On your way home, think of a good proverb
about a house's terrace.

45:47.225 --> 45:49.625
Can be a fake one,
but make sure it rhymes.

45:49.745 --> 45:51.305
I'll be available on the phone, though.

45:51.425 --> 45:54.745
Bhaiya, selling the top-floor house
along with the roof is hard enough.

45:55.065 --> 45:56.145
You plan to do it over the phone?

45:58.425 --> 46:01.705
Just stop by a salon on your way home
and get your hair done.

46:02.225 --> 46:03.465
Straight and silky.

46:12.545 --> 46:13.545
Hey, bro!

46:19.465 --> 46:20.265
Shall we?

46:20.905 --> 46:21.985
I asked you to get a clean shave.

46:22.545 --> 46:25.585
I've a few auditions lined up.
I cannot change my look.

46:25.905 --> 46:26.705
What auditions?

46:28.305 --> 46:29.345
You'll won't selected in this look.

46:30.665 --> 46:31.865
I won't even take the audition.

46:36.545 --> 46:37.425
No worries.

46:38.065 --> 46:42.545
Well, screw going through all that hassle
for a low-scale, crappy-ass role.

46:44.665 --> 46:45.625
Go ahead

46:46.185 --> 46:49.385
and pick some pretty little sissy model
from Versova

46:50.105 --> 46:51.945
who doesn't have any facial hair.

46:57.385 --> 46:58.345
Taking a cigarette.

47:00.785 --> 47:01.625
Hey, man.

47:03.585 --> 47:05.185
You've a great chance of getting selected.

47:06.865 --> 47:08.265
You give good auditions.

47:09.705 --> 47:10.745
Just go and shave.

47:12.185 --> 47:13.185
I'm requesting you.

47:15.345 --> 47:16.265
That's like it.

47:19.465 --> 47:20.425
This tone is good.

47:27.105 --> 47:30.065
The audition went well, so the chances
of getting selected are high.

47:34.025 --> 47:36.025
Good audition doesn't guarantee a role.

47:37.385 --> 47:38.945
Good luck guarantees it.

47:40.745 --> 47:42.825
Artists get lucky by doing hard work.

47:43.345 --> 47:45.465
Brother, destiny was good,

47:45.945 --> 47:46.945
but talent was less.

47:47.505 --> 47:51.385
I yawned, and a kachori
fell right into my mouth.

47:52.385 --> 47:53.345
Talent is amazing...

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but destiny is dull.

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I yawned,

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and black crow dropped... you know what!

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Oh, that reminds me,

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wow is the casting director Tarun Pandey?

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You know Tarun?

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But don't ask Tarun Pandey
if he knows Manish.

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Got it?

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I'll see you at home.

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Prashant!

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Sir is calling you.

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Take your laptop along.

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Okay.

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Excuse me! Excuse me!

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The previous cake was small,
so Dad sent this one.

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That's so sweet!

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But it was really not needed.

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Slice the cake and serve it to everyone.

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And I saw that you were having wine.

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So, this is also from Dad.

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That's the most expensive bottle
they have.

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And by the way,

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it's not included in the happy-hour menu.

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Say our thanks to you Dad, bro.

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Bro, the client is here.

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Who all have come?

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- Greetings.
- Husband, wife, and father-in-law.

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Uncle, shake the client's hand.

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Look at his head once.

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Shall we?

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Come.

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Jimmy ji isn't here?

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- If they ask about me, just say...
- His aunt is suffered a heart attack.

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Took him 30 minutes to reach the hospital.

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She died.

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Timely medical treatment is important.

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Or else, a heart patient doesn't survive.

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Okay, Ayaan, now go
and play outside with didi.

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Payal, take him.

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Uncle, take rooftop keys
from the first floor.

50:20.345 --> 50:22.865
Keys must be on second floor
with Mr. Guglani, right?

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This time it's on the first floor. And...

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- Jatin...
- Uncle.

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Lift?

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You're turning me into Tiger Shroff,
making me run up stairs!

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You carry on, I'll take the stairs.

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You know, my step count
doesn't get completed.

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He will tell my wife.

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It's on the first floor.

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- Shall we?
- Let's go.

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Is that some special drink too?

50:55.545 --> 50:56.785
This one? Yeah!

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Cheapest.

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Royal Brown,
the one I was drinking with Dad.

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It may be the cheapest, bro,
but it's a fucking man's drink.

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If a rich man drinks cheap liquor,
he's called manly.

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If a poor man drinks cheap alcohol,
everyone's ass starts hurting.

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Language, please!
There's a kid around.

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He'll hear it.

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He also just said, "Fucking..."

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- Bro, that's...
- English?

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That's English.

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I understand.

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Guys! Let's toast!

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Come on!

51:38.545 --> 51:40.225
Hold on! We'll toast soon,

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but this cake has to be finished first.

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Kapoor Uncle bought it with much love.

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So, let's finish this first.

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Jatin, keep showing off your hair
in front of the husband.

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- Namaste, Vikas ji.
- Namaste!

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You would be having keys to the rooftop.

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Rooftop keys? With me?

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No, Uncle, the keys are with
Guglani ji on the upper floor.

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- Jimmy said you have the keys.
- No, Uncle

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I don't have the keys.
There must be some confusion.

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I'll call Jimmy bhaiya and ask him.

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Till the time pick up the phone,
Uncle, introduce them to each other.

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By the way, this is Vikas Verma.
He's a CA.

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Namaste.

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I think Jimmy was saying
you are also a CA.

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No.

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I'm not a CA.

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But I head the finance department
of my company.

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Uncle, the keys are with Guglani Uncle.

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Sorry. Really sorry.

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Sorry about the confusion.

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- That's alright.
- Keys are on the upper floor.

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Shall we go?

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Let's go.

53:03.745 --> 53:05.585
Jimmy, what the hell are you up to?

53:06.865 --> 53:07.865
What, Uncle?

53:09.345 --> 53:12.465
Real fun is when you
lick the cream off of a knife.

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Lick!

53:22.985 --> 53:25.345
What a terrible waste it is to
live life constantly under tension.

53:25.865 --> 53:28.105
Tick! Tick! Countdown to the end.

53:28.785 --> 53:30.025
Buddy, always start...

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This is his best so far.

53:35.705 --> 53:36.905
He's really good, isn't he?

53:39.065 --> 53:41.225
Unfortunately, his audition will not go.

53:44.505 --> 53:46.265
Is there any issue, Tarun?

53:46.825 --> 53:47.825
Ego issue!

53:49.345 --> 53:51.025
He thinks he's Al Pacino.

53:53.105 --> 53:56.265
If he misbehaves during shooting, will
you take responsibility with the client?

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Kidding! Show me next.

54:12.905 --> 54:13.865
Amit!

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What budget has he quoted?

54:19.385 --> 54:20.505
Seventy-five.

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Yes.

54:23.385 --> 54:24.985
See this audition.

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You have to audition better than this.

54:28.025 --> 54:28.945
Can you do it?

54:30.865 --> 54:31.825
Everyone is alive,

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but living is an art.

54:36.865 --> 54:38.545
Of course! I can do better than this.

54:40.385 --> 54:41.345
Look, Prashant.

54:41.985 --> 54:43.025
His audition is good,

54:43.825 --> 54:47.145
but his face is not worth 75 thousand.

54:48.025 --> 54:48.985
Do one thing.

54:49.545 --> 54:51.465
Don't send his audition
to the client either.

54:52.065 --> 54:55.025
Record Amit's and quote 20 thousand.

54:55.545 --> 54:56.745
- Works?
- Oh, yeah!

54:59.985 --> 55:01.025
Prashant...

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how long have you been with us?

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Three to four months, at least.

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- Yes.
- Well, don't worry.

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Now, I'm teaching you a few tricks.
So learn them.

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Whatever briefs come to our agency,

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anyone within the agency,
interested, will give an audition.

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Sitting here, you have no say in
whether someone's fit or not.

55:27.665 --> 55:29.145
And Prashant, tell me something.

55:29.265 --> 55:32.065
Why don't you give auditions here?

55:32.185 --> 55:34.105
He believes it would be
a conflict of interest, sir.

55:36.305 --> 55:38.665
- It's true.
- Man, you can feel whatever,

55:39.025 --> 55:42.385
but if you don't give an audition,
everyone else will obviously feel

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you are up to no good.

55:44.585 --> 55:46.305
I've never judged anyone, Tarun.

55:46.425 --> 55:49.225
Hey, just this morning
you called all of us frauds.

55:51.945 --> 55:53.465
Amit, you go and prepare
for your audition.

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Yes.

55:58.345 --> 55:59.345
So, Prashant...

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you know, these method actors...

56:06.465 --> 56:08.745
who come here for auditions?

56:09.145 --> 56:10.905
These people, after audition,

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go to Juhu Beach,

56:13.385 --> 56:14.825
to enjoy the sunset...

56:15.825 --> 56:18.785
and blow their parents' hard-earned
money on smoking doobies!

56:20.465 --> 56:21.545
And you know what else they do?

56:23.825 --> 56:24.785
They judge.

56:25.945 --> 56:26.905
They make fun

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of the actors who work in casting.

56:33.065 --> 56:33.945
What the fuck!

56:34.465 --> 56:35.385
You people,

56:35.865 --> 56:38.065
who along with their passion for acting,

56:38.185 --> 56:40.065
work here for more than 12 hours a day.

56:42.265 --> 56:44.785
So if you get priority in every audition,

56:45.545 --> 56:46.825
that is not a fraud.

56:48.105 --> 56:49.065
It is fair.

56:49.465 --> 56:50.625
You know what fraud is?

56:53.785 --> 56:56.465
Tomorrow, you have to go to actor's vault

56:57.985 --> 57:00.545
to audition for the final-two screen test.

57:02.945 --> 57:05.745
The selection has already happened there.

57:07.425 --> 57:09.625
The director wants to cast his own boy.

57:11.225 --> 57:12.585
So, the casting guys,

57:13.185 --> 57:14.345
for the last seven days,

57:14.985 --> 57:16.305
have been recording his audition.

57:16.745 --> 57:19.425
They will take 70 takes in seven days,

57:20.065 --> 57:23.105
and will send his best
two takes to the producer.

57:24.425 --> 57:27.425
"Sir! What a brilliant fucking actor!"

57:27.865 --> 57:29.865
And tomorrow, they'll make you do

57:30.545 --> 57:31.865
a few takes in 30 minutes.

57:32.345 --> 57:34.825
And will send two of your
shittiest takes to the director.

57:36.865 --> 57:38.545
This is called a fraud.

57:55.305 --> 57:56.505
Lick it.

58:07.305 --> 58:08.785
It's actually fucking tasty.

58:09.945 --> 58:10.865
Wow!

58:11.705 --> 58:13.625
Uncle, size is not an issue.

58:14.225 --> 58:15.785
We just didn't sing
the birthday song in English.

58:16.905 --> 58:18.945
Otherwise, the kid would eat
the creamy cake,

58:19.065 --> 58:20.465
and the guy would

58:20.865 --> 58:23.305
lick the cake from the knife
and go, "So tasty!"

58:24.625 --> 58:26.625
Guys! Let's toast, come on!

58:28.745 --> 58:29.665
No!

58:30.585 --> 58:33.065
We have to finish the bigger cake as well.

58:34.025 --> 58:34.985
Bro!

58:35.545 --> 58:37.425
Who's going to finish the big cake?

58:37.545 --> 58:39.705
- We have eaten enough cake today.
- Actually!

58:39.945 --> 58:40.785
Enough?

58:42.385 --> 58:44.785
Then this first cake was enough.

58:45.545 --> 58:46.585
Why did you keep calling it small?

58:47.905 --> 58:48.985
Now that we've ordered a bigger cake,

58:50.425 --> 58:52.585
- you must eat it.
- What do you mean by "you must'?

58:54.145 --> 58:56.905
- We're done. Now we'll fucking drink.
- Exactly.

58:57.625 --> 58:58.465
Bhabhi?

58:59.185 --> 59:00.145
"Now we'll fucking drink."

59:00.665 --> 59:02.025
He is cussing with the child around!

59:03.185 --> 59:04.745
I'm telling you, I will kick his ass.

59:06.425 --> 59:08.025
I think we should leave.

59:08.385 --> 59:09.945
I think he should leave.

59:10.545 --> 59:12.745
I want to leave.

59:14.665 --> 59:16.385
But only after you finish the cake.

59:18.305 --> 59:21.785
Your father used his savings for cake
and wine, and that makes you feel heroic?

59:22.105 --> 59:24.345
Get out, or I'll beat the hell out of you.

59:27.745 --> 59:28.705
Uncle...

59:29.745 --> 59:31.425
when you get the keys to the rooftop,

59:31.545 --> 59:33.625
ask Doctor sahab about the kid's result.

59:36.025 --> 59:37.385
Selection has come through!

59:37.865 --> 59:40.505
Why wouldn't it?
Jimmy told us well in advance

59:40.625 --> 59:42.745
that even the jet sprays in this house

59:42.865 --> 59:44.945
are designed according to vaastu.

59:45.505 --> 59:46.745
So sorry, madam.

59:47.305 --> 59:48.945
Look, on a serious note,

59:49.625 --> 59:51.985
he said whatever's stuck
would work out in the end.

59:52.105 --> 59:52.905
That's exactly what happened!

59:53.025 --> 59:54.985
My kid was giving exams for two years.

59:55.225 --> 59:56.665
It's been month and half
since we moved in,

59:57.345 --> 59:58.185
and he cleared his exam.

59:59.905 --> 01:00:00.785
Isn't that a miracle?

01:00:01.065 --> 01:00:02.385
Congratulations!

01:00:02.705 --> 01:00:04.145
Thank you!

01:00:06.425 --> 01:00:07.865
Guglani sahab himself is a doctor,

01:00:08.065 --> 01:00:10.105
now his son is also doing MBBS.

01:00:12.265 --> 01:00:14.705
- What's Guglani sahab's medical specialty?
- Heart attack.

01:00:15.385 --> 01:00:18.585
- Sorry. Jatin, what is it called?
- Cardiologist, Uncle.

01:00:18.985 --> 01:00:20.025
Yes.

01:00:23.065 --> 01:00:25.225
Come, Uncle. Look at the house.

01:00:45.745 --> 01:00:47.585
- You okay?
- Yes!

01:00:48.025 --> 01:00:48.825
Let's go.

01:00:51.065 --> 01:00:53.025
Uncle, before you take
the client to the rooftop,

01:00:53.225 --> 01:00:55.065
make sure to tell them the proverb
you have thought of.

01:00:55.225 --> 01:00:56.025
Singhal ji...

01:00:58.625 --> 01:01:00.185
as they say, only that man is successful,

01:01:00.425 --> 01:01:01.825
whose wife seems happy,

01:01:02.265 --> 01:01:05.185
and his children have
their private rooftop to play on!

01:01:06.345 --> 01:01:08.385
Here are the keys. You open it.

01:01:08.905 --> 01:01:11.785
And get the feeling of stepping onto
your very own rooftop.

01:01:13.665 --> 01:01:14.545
Come on.

01:01:26.745 --> 01:01:27.625
Singhal ji.

01:01:28.265 --> 01:01:31.185
Can I get the keys back, please?
Another client is expected in the evening.

01:01:40.385 --> 01:01:41.665
So, what did you decide?

01:01:50.465 --> 01:01:51.305
Any problem here?

01:01:52.065 --> 01:01:53.465
Can you please call the cops?

01:01:53.585 --> 01:01:54.545
What happened, ma'am?

01:01:54.785 --> 01:01:55.865
Mr. Manager!

01:01:56.665 --> 01:01:57.545
Don't worry.

01:01:58.785 --> 01:01:59.625
Cops are here.

01:02:00.505 --> 01:02:01.625
Special Branch.

01:02:02.265 --> 01:02:03.065
What is the problem?

01:02:03.225 --> 01:02:05.425
He's shoving cake into my friend's mouth.

01:02:05.585 --> 01:02:07.505
He's saying, "Eat the whole cake."

01:02:08.185 --> 01:02:09.545
Who can eat so much cake?

01:02:10.305 --> 01:02:11.265
One can eat.

01:02:12.265 --> 01:02:13.065
But...

01:02:13.625 --> 01:02:15.345
you may have to vomit it out, that's all.

01:02:16.465 --> 01:02:18.025
And if Jimmy bhai is asking you to eat...

01:02:22.145 --> 01:02:23.065
then you must.

01:02:24.665 --> 01:02:25.465
Help!

01:02:25.905 --> 01:02:27.065
Anybody? Please, help!

01:02:32.425 --> 01:02:33.345
Come, come.

01:02:35.105 --> 01:02:37.225
My Dad was talking so nicely to you,

01:02:37.345 --> 01:02:39.385
you could have spoken
nicely to him as well.

01:02:39.985 --> 01:02:41.185
That's good manners.

01:02:43.065 --> 01:02:44.305
Fine, don't talk nicely.

01:02:45.745 --> 01:02:46.905
At least don't misbehave, dude.

01:02:49.065 --> 01:02:52.065
The cake is small, alcohol is cheap.
Did that hurt your ass?

01:02:54.825 --> 01:02:57.425
Asshole, you were making fun of
a 55-year-old man on his birthday!

01:02:59.785 --> 01:03:02.345
- Sorry, please.
- I am saying sorry, please...

01:03:03.225 --> 01:03:04.345
Please, leave him.

01:03:11.345 --> 01:03:12.625
Fine, alright.

01:03:13.745 --> 01:03:14.665
You don't want to eat cake.

01:03:15.425 --> 01:03:16.305
Is that right?

01:03:16.745 --> 01:03:17.705
Then...

01:03:18.785 --> 01:03:19.625
let's do one thing,

01:03:22.065 --> 01:03:23.945
Happy Birthday, Uncle.

01:03:24.065 --> 01:03:25.905
Thank you for the cake.

01:03:26.345 --> 01:03:27.265
Thank you, my child.

01:03:28.505 --> 01:03:29.345
Dad...

01:03:29.905 --> 01:03:31.505
Some people wanted to wish you.

01:03:31.905 --> 01:03:32.705
Hit it.

01:03:35.985 --> 01:03:38.825
It's a happy birthday for Jimmy's dad!

01:03:39.145 --> 01:03:42.145
Wishing Mehta ji the best!
It's a happy birthday!

01:03:42.305 --> 01:03:46.585
Eat good, live good, celebrate every day!

01:04:12.545 --> 01:04:13.945
Hello, bro!

01:04:14.465 --> 01:04:15.545
The client is interested.

01:04:15.665 --> 01:04:16.945
I have told him about the price.

01:04:17.225 --> 01:04:20.025
Five and a half.
If the full payment is done this week,

01:04:20.625 --> 01:04:21.425
then five.

01:04:21.585 --> 01:04:22.905
Uncle, tell the client,

01:04:23.625 --> 01:04:25.585
if he makes the full payment
in two days instead of a week,

01:04:26.105 --> 01:04:27.345
we'll waive an additional five percent.

01:04:27.705 --> 01:04:29.265
- Okay.
- Bhaiya...

01:04:30.385 --> 01:04:31.465
how did you do all this?

01:04:31.905 --> 01:04:32.865
I couldn't understand anything.

01:04:33.545 --> 01:04:34.425
You see...

01:04:35.225 --> 01:04:36.385
everyone's a dumbfuck, Jatin.

01:04:37.025 --> 01:04:37.945
You just need the right mastermind.

01:04:39.025 --> 01:04:40.305
I'll explain everything when we meet.

01:04:41.065 --> 01:04:42.865
But make sure to fix your hair.

01:04:43.545 --> 01:04:45.905
You must look like the cheapest whore
from GB Road in that silky hair.

01:04:49.025 --> 01:04:50.705
- Okay, bhaiya.
- He is right.

01:04:50.825 --> 01:04:52.025
Oh, come on, Uncle!

01:05:03.425 --> 01:05:04.265
Come!

01:05:04.985 --> 01:05:05.905
What happened to him?

01:05:08.705 --> 01:05:09.945
He was an actor just like you.

01:05:12.185 --> 01:05:13.865
All that struggle
made him fucking lose it.

01:05:14.265 --> 01:05:15.665
- Come! Come!
- He'll fall sick.

01:05:17.145 --> 01:05:18.425
It's an everyday thing.

01:05:20.385 --> 01:05:22.785
His friends say he got
a very good role in a film.

01:05:23.345 --> 01:05:24.585
He had a reading with the director.

01:05:25.225 --> 01:05:27.185
He couldn't reach in time due to rain.

01:05:27.985 --> 01:05:29.385
The director's ego got in the way.

01:05:30.465 --> 01:05:31.345
He was replaced.

01:05:31.905 --> 01:05:33.585
Now, every time it rains,
he gets all riled up.

01:05:34.305 --> 01:05:37.065
He says, "This is not rain.
It's God punishing me."

01:05:38.425 --> 01:05:39.385
"He is fighting with me."

01:05:39.825 --> 01:05:40.985
Now, he is fighting back

01:05:41.585 --> 01:05:42.385
with God.

01:05:47.945 --> 01:05:48.745
Come on!

01:05:50.305 --> 01:05:51.145
Give me your hand.

01:05:54.025 --> 01:05:55.025
Get lost, asshole!

01:05:58.025 --> 01:05:59.265
Why are you giving me your hand?

01:06:00.745 --> 01:06:02.265
He is punishing me with rain,

01:06:02.945 --> 01:06:04.585
he will punish you with hail.

01:06:05.505 --> 01:06:07.025
He will teach you a good lesson.

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Get lost!

01:06:26.865 --> 01:06:27.985
The house is looking very nice.

01:06:31.705 --> 01:06:34.065
You know, when we were little, Neetu...

01:06:35.025 --> 01:06:36.225
a boy used to live here.

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He wouldn't let me and Prince
enter the house.

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Why?

01:06:42.305 --> 01:06:43.665
Mama's younger son, Danny...

01:06:44.825 --> 01:06:47.825
he had told everyone that we used
to live in a house near the drain.

01:06:50.265 --> 01:06:51.865
Danny, the one from Australia?

01:06:52.465 --> 01:06:54.865
No, that was Toni.
Toni was fine.

01:06:55.985 --> 01:06:57.705
Danny was an asshole,
just like his father.

01:07:01.345 --> 01:07:03.505
He used to say that the smell
and germs emanating from the drain

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lived in both of us.

01:07:06.665 --> 01:07:08.905
So if anyone who breathed
the same air as us,

01:07:09.625 --> 01:07:11.065
the same germs would enter their bodies.

01:07:12.665 --> 01:07:13.985
Prince thought it was true.

01:07:17.705 --> 01:07:20.265
Those assholes destroyed his confidence.

01:07:26.385 --> 01:07:27.865
He had such a lovely smile.

01:07:30.625 --> 01:07:32.265
His eyes would shine
every time he smiled.

01:07:33.465 --> 01:07:34.945
He had stopped smiling here.

01:07:38.305 --> 01:07:39.265
Are you crying?

01:07:40.465 --> 01:07:41.465
Are you crazy?

01:07:47.385 --> 01:07:49.385
Man can only cry once in his life.

01:07:52.425 --> 01:07:53.585
When his father dies.

01:07:58.105 --> 01:07:58.945
Come on!

01:08:11.105 --> 01:08:11.905
Who is it?

01:08:14.345 --> 01:08:15.305
Mami, Jimmy.

01:08:19.065 --> 01:08:22.505
It's his housewarming tomorrow.
So he has come to invite us.

01:08:24.425 --> 01:08:25.265
You go inside.

01:08:49.505 --> 01:08:50.545
What do you want?

01:08:51.625 --> 01:08:52.785
Tea would be nice.

01:09:01.505 --> 01:09:02.305
Mama...

01:09:04.305 --> 01:09:06.505
Dad thinks we still
haven't resolved our issues.

01:09:08.305 --> 01:09:09.385
He is right, though.

01:09:09.905 --> 01:09:10.825
But...

01:09:11.545 --> 01:09:13.185
he is refusing to move into the new house.

01:09:13.985 --> 01:09:16.945
Come along with mami for
the housewarming lunch tomorrow.

01:09:21.625 --> 01:09:23.105
He'll be assured.

01:09:23.945 --> 01:09:26.345
You and your father can do a housewarming,

01:09:27.745 --> 01:09:29.065
house-wrecking,

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or whatever the fuck you want!
I don't give a shit if you two die!

01:09:34.905 --> 01:09:36.945
But hereafter,
don't you dare come back here!

01:09:38.185 --> 01:09:39.025
Get out of here.

01:09:40.225 --> 01:09:42.305
Mama, you are behaving as if you
have already become the MP.

01:09:45.825 --> 01:09:47.385
Your ticket is not yet confirmed.

01:09:49.025 --> 01:09:50.385
Be nice to people like us.

01:09:51.305 --> 01:09:52.825
You never know,
my candidate might become an MP.

01:09:57.105 --> 01:09:58.265
If you be kind today...

01:09:59.145 --> 01:10:00.305
I will be kind to you then.

01:10:02.265 --> 01:10:03.345
Be bitter today,

01:10:06.345 --> 01:10:08.865
and I will go, "My mama is..."

01:10:10.865 --> 01:10:11.825
Mami will hear it.

01:10:13.865 --> 01:10:15.665
Get up and get out!

01:10:16.745 --> 01:10:17.985
Get out of here!

01:10:19.105 --> 01:10:20.305
Fucking asshole!

01:10:21.065 --> 01:10:24.985
The only reason you can sit in my house
and take that tone with me

01:10:25.385 --> 01:10:26.505
is that you know

01:10:26.905 --> 01:10:29.665
the ticket will be announced in a week,

01:10:29.785 --> 01:10:31.345
so I won't strike back.

01:10:31.625 --> 01:10:34.505
But once I get the ticket,

01:10:35.425 --> 01:10:36.665
I'll become an MP, no question about it.

01:10:37.385 --> 01:10:38.185
After that,

01:10:38.785 --> 01:10:41.825
a few will show up with swords, since guns

01:10:42.385 --> 01:10:43.585
aren't really an option.

01:10:45.585 --> 01:10:50.185
In your new house, right in front of
your father, they will slit your throat.

01:11:03.105 --> 01:11:04.305
When you had the chance,

01:11:06.105 --> 01:11:07.225
you should have gotten me killed.

01:11:10.145 --> 01:11:11.945
From this moment, your downfall begins.

01:11:22.145 --> 01:11:22.945
Bhaiya!

01:11:34.225 --> 01:11:35.185
How are you, bhaiya?

01:11:38.385 --> 01:11:39.625
You're all grown-up and fair, Toni.
