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MAURICIO:
WHEN ARE YOU GETTING HERE?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

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At this rate, we're gonna get there
for their first baby's christening.

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Okay, so you choose it, then. Which one?

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The gray. The gray will be fine.

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Are you sure?
Don't I need a little more contrast?

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- Contrast?
- Good.

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I picked it
so you could get a fucking move-on.

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This isn't even your wedding. Chill out.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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Slow down, handsome,
you have to dance with the bride later.

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Well, since these two gorgeous ladies
aren't invited,

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I'm getting my groove on
so they don't feel left out.

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Mm-hmm. Come on, handsome. We're late.

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I'll see you

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when we can continue in private.

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Darling.

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- Mr. Cano, nice to meet you.
- Call me, Lucas.

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I'm sure no one would mind if you brought
your dance partners with you.

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I would mind, since I'm in the mood
to find some new ones.

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Know what I'm sayin', Doctor?

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I think you'll have a better shot
without lipstick on your face.

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- Do I have some on me?
- Yes.

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Ah, good man.

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What I hate the most about weddings
is that they feed you so late.

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I nearly fainted at the last one.

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You're like a broken record.

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Hand that over, would you?

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Thanks. Take this.

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No! Do I smell pork loin?

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- Whoo!
- Now you can't pass out.

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That's why you're my favorite daughter.

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No! There's so many of them!

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She's your sister! It's a family photo,
for your wedding.

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- I don't want her in it.
- What the fuck?!

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If we don't do it now,
we have to do it at the reception.

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Do it now, but not with her.
I refuse to have her in it.

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- I have a name, David!
- What's going on?

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- David doesn't want Lía in the pictures.
- Why the hell not? She's your only sister.

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- She knows. It's her fault.
- What did you do?

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We're throwing everything off schedule

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Please stay positive. We always factor in
a cushion for unexpected issues.

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Why this drama all of a sudden?
You guys never fight!

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Ask your nephew.

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Stop being so immature
so we can get the picture, then talk.

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- It's not happening.
- What's such a big deal?

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I've had it! I'm outta here.

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Take all the fucking pictures you want
of that asshole!

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Listen. Calm down, I'll go after her.

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Let's do this. Everyone's here I want.

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Is this a joke? What the hell?

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No joke. This is what I want.
It's my fucking wedding!

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Lía.

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How'd he find out?

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I was showing him some drawings
on my phone and he saw some photos.

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There's one of me and Armando.

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- Screwing.
- No!

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Why would you have a picture
of you two on your phone, Lía?

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You're supposed to be discreet.

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I'll talk to David, okay?

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Talk to him all you want,
I'm not even going.

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It's not my fucking wedding.

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You're acting like a five-year-old.
You need to fix this.

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So suck it up

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and say cheese.

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Are you spying on me?

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No!

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You two are terrible liars.

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- Sorry.
- Did you bring us any snacks?

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You guys know Mauricio?

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- Your boyfriend?
- Yeah, he's here too.

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If you ask nicely, he'll take you
to the stash of tacos I have in my car.

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- Thanks, Auntie.
- Yes!

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David.

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So, what'd she say?

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She didn't need to say.

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You were in on it?

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Why didn't you tell us?

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It's not my story to tell, come on.

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You two are the same. Bullshitting
all the people who love you the most.

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You can't compare her to me.
I do so much worse.

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Your illusions are shot.
You need to grow up, sunshine.

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But on the bright side,
it's probably fizzled out already.

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Who cares?

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I will never forgive them.

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And your bride will never forgive you
for ruining her wedding.

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So put on your big-boy suit, stand next
to your parents, and smile your ass off.

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You win.

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One more thing,

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and I know it's not
how you wanna start a marriage,

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but you cannot tell your wife about this.

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It'll destroy her.

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This fucking family.

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Excellent. I'm loving those smiles.

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Now, mother and father of the groom,
hold hands, please.

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Beautiful. Really nice.

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Everyone relax a little bit,
but hold your positions.

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Hey. What'd you find out?

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A few close-ups. Grandpa and the boys.

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It's pre-wedding jitters. Nothing serious.

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I need everyone
looking back at me please. One, two…

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Your brothers asked me to put a ramp in,

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but they didn't know
this was already here.

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I'm happy to see
this is where your donations go.

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It leads straight to the altar.

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So the altar boys can
tear out of here on their tricycles.

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In the name of the Father,
the Son, and the Holy Spirit.

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The Lord be with you.

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Bravo!

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Beautiful.

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I love weddings.

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You smell so good.

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Drives me nuts.

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Already drunk, aren't you?

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- Hey, there's Santita.
- Sounds awful.

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- Hello, Simón.
- Nice to see you, too.

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- Gorgeous, Mo!
- Simon.

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- Mauricio, my wife, Tamara.
- Good to see you, Santita.

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- Lovely to meet you.
- Pleasure. You look beautiful.

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Simón brought you a little present.

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A present?
Is it something from the registry?

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- From the goodness of my heart.
- Oh boy.

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There he is!

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It's precious. You should be more careful.

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I'll remember that. Thanks for this.

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It was an easy fix.

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I tugged too hard on it one day
and broke the clasp,

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but Simón got it all fixed up.

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- What?
- Nothing.

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- What's that face?
- Why are you lying about this?

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- Why would I lie to you?
- I know.

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You don't have to pretend.
I know you lost it at poker.

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Ah.

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If it's gotten so bad
you're pawning heirlooms--

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I don't need you to come to the rescue.
I don't need your help or anyone else's.

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- Anyone need a refill?
- No, thank you, Mauricio.

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- We're good for now.
- Fucking hell.

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- Good job, honey.
- What'd I do?

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It's as much your fault.
You insisted I give it back.

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I never told you
to bring it to the wedding.

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Mauricio's pretty drunk.
He won't remember.

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- I was trying to help.
- Discretion, honey.

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She's right.
Seems to be the word of the day.

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Your heart was in the right place.

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What's she doing here?

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- Who is that?
- She's Quique Quirarte's girlfriend.

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And you know her?

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Not very well.

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You might not be friends,
but you owe her a small fortune.

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- I wouldn't ignore her.
- The night is young.

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- Hi, all!
- The lovebirds! Congrats!

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- Congratulations.
- Thank you all for coming.

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May you always have your love,
and respect, and patience.

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You two, you know you don't have to
drink up with every toast tonight.

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You have to take care of her later.

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He's been working up his tolerance.
We'll be fine.

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I don't know why we're we talking
about this right now?

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- Oh!
- You're in trouble later!

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- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

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Congrats to both of you. I like her.

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Oh, no you don't. We need
at least two sober boys in the family.

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Go check if the food's coming.

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One drunk Cano's bad enough,
but two at a time?

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Double trouble.

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Good evening, Santita.

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Stop trying to avoid me.
You can't run forever.

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Forever, no. But for right now, yes.

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- Don't worry, I'll come find you.
- Looking forward to it.

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You can't be serious?!

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- Auntie!
- Your brother already found out.

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You wanna take out a billboard?

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Get back in there.

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Fucking move your ass.

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I'm not a fan.

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Well, you're not gonna like me any better.

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- I doubt I could dislike you more.
- No, no, no.

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I have a proposal.

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I want you to buy out
my share of my family's vineyard.

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You already invested.
And I need to get rid of it.

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This project's gotten every dollar
I'm willing to invest already.

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And besides,
I'm not interested in your money issues.

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If I tell your partner you're screwing
his daughter, will that change things?

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Obviously, you could make my life
somewhat… difficult.

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But you should watch yourself,
because I can make yours unbearable.

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Oh, such a big word.

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Just for fun, how's that work?

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How do you feel about going to jail?

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For extortion?

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This is Mexico, Armando, come on.

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Exactly, and if I'm up-to-date
on the laws of this jurisdiction,

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abortion is illegal.

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- Think very carefully.
- Everything all right?

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Of course. Enjoying your party.

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Good, because this dress is ridiculous.

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I can barely breathe,
and I need help to pee.

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I feel like an invalid.

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- Sorry, I didn't mean it like that.
- Forget it, we know what you meant.

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Santita's not an invalid.
She can do plenty of things.

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And I'm sure she's heard plenty
of worse insults, right?

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And seen worse too.

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You look beautiful.

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Smile for me. Thanks.

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- Where have you been?
- Hi, Cecilia. How are you?

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- Where's my husband?
- Yeah, I'm good, thanks.

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- Where is Alejandro?
- I don't know.

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Why is everybody at this wedding
so aggressive? Back off!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on?
You owe her money too?

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- Really?
- It's nothing to do with money.

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You sure? 'Cause there's a woman
saying Santita owes her a lot of money,

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so I assumed she's not alone.
What's going on?

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Don't ask me, she's drunk
and literally lost her husband.

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- Everyone in here is drunk.
- I'm not drunk.

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You're not? You must be
the only sober one here.

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I've never seen
so much alcohol at a wedding.

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Unless you've decided to get on the wagon.

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Get off your high-horse, for once.

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Ah, Santita. I've been looking for you.

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You two made up.

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- We were gonna send the twins to find you.
- We'd have to know where they are first.

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Look who rolled in.

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Look whose belly fat rolled out.

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Juan Antonio, over here. Come on.

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Who knows if I'll be around
next time we're all dressed so nice?

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- Get over here.
- Don't be silly.

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You'll be around forever.
You love bugging us too much.

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When the twins get married,
you'll be the ring bearer.

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By then, you'd better have someone who
can push defrost on my cryogenic chamber.

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The girl, where'd she go?
The photographer?

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- I'll go find her.
- Don't get up.

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- I'll ask her to come over.
- Take your time.

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- You're going to try this one, aren't you?
- Be generous!

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- A toast to your, uh…
- David.

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…cryogenic defroster,
whatever weird thing you said.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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Mm!

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Very nice. Congratulations.
You two actually know what you're doing.

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- Come dance with me.
- Even better than I expected.

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The wine's the easy part.
It's the other bullshit that's killing us.

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It wasn't bad until we got served
with a wrongful death suit the other day.

00:16:13.285 --> 00:16:14.453 align:center
Came outta nowhere.

00:16:14.536 --> 00:16:17.539 align:center
It's such a waste of money
having to pay all those lawyer fees.

00:16:17.623 --> 00:16:19.958 align:center
Must be pretty serious
if someone filed a lawsuit?

00:16:20.042 --> 00:16:23.045 align:center
Ah, it was all handled discreetly
with the guy's family.

00:16:23.128 --> 00:16:26.340 align:center
Only now,
a lawyer gets involved, out of the blue,

00:16:26.423 --> 00:16:28.550 align:center
and we've got a fucking lawsuit
on our hands.

00:16:28.634 --> 00:16:32.387 align:center
You wouldn't know anything
about that? Someone put them up to it.

00:16:32.471 --> 00:16:33.847 align:center
- 'Course not.
- No?

00:16:33.931 --> 00:16:36.141 align:center
- Why would I?
- Whoever knows with you?

00:16:36.225 --> 00:16:39.311 align:center
See, the lawyer isn't from the local area,
so someone had to go out of their way…

00:16:39.394 --> 00:16:42.481 align:center
I don't like where this is going.
I raised you better than this.

00:16:42.564 --> 00:16:44.691 align:center
He raised us, did you know that?!

00:16:44.775 --> 00:16:46.652 align:center
Ungrateful shits. What would you call it?

00:16:46.735 --> 00:16:50.489 align:center
- Ever-loving negligence.
- Santita, you hear how they insult me?

00:16:50.572 --> 00:16:52.366 align:center
The pork loin was
my good deed for the day.

00:16:52.449 --> 00:16:54.409 align:center
- You're on your own.
- Found her.

00:16:54.493 --> 00:16:57.287 align:center
My father-in-law would like one of him
with his sons and daughter.

00:16:57.371 --> 00:16:59.665 align:center
Looks tight. Lay off the bread, brother.

00:16:59.748 --> 00:17:02.334 align:center
You and my sister can shove it
you know where.

00:17:03.127 --> 00:17:05.587 align:center
- Suck it in.
- Don't hold your breath for too long.

00:17:06.421 --> 00:17:08.048 align:center
- Say, "titties!"
- Ready?

00:17:08.132 --> 00:17:09.800 align:center
Titties!

00:17:09.883 --> 00:17:12.386 align:center
- Then you wonder why I frown in pictures.
- Titties!

00:17:12.469 --> 00:17:15.889 align:center
You're lucky…

00:17:15.973 --> 00:17:16.890 align:center
Is that…?

00:17:16.974 --> 00:17:19.560 align:center
- Alejandro!
- Ah, Lucas?

00:17:19.643 --> 00:17:22.980 align:center
- Over here! Come! A picture!
- No, I just wanted to say hi.

00:17:23.063 --> 00:17:25.190 align:center
It's an order.
I want one with my children..

00:17:25.274 --> 00:17:27.568 align:center
- You were like a son to me
- I was.

00:17:27.651 --> 00:17:28.652 align:center
Get in here!

00:17:28.735 --> 00:17:32.197 align:center
I won't name names, but someone
screwed me out of a son-in-law.

00:17:32.281 --> 00:17:34.324 align:center
Huh?

00:17:34.408 --> 00:17:35.868 align:center
Smile.

00:17:35.951 --> 00:17:38.745 align:center
- And say, "syphilis"! Syphilis.
- Syphilis.

00:17:40.497 --> 00:17:41.957 align:center
- Ah.
- He hasn't changed.

00:17:42.040 --> 00:17:44.459 align:center
If you want more pictures
with the family, I'll round 'em up.

00:17:44.543 --> 00:17:48.755 align:center
No, no, no! Just the inner circle.
The only thing I want from you is a dance.

00:17:48.839 --> 00:17:51.383 align:center
Please keep him on the dance floor
for a while, would you?

00:17:51.466 --> 00:17:53.677 align:center
- Good to see you. Gotta go.
- Thanks for the invite.

00:17:53.760 --> 00:17:57.264 align:center
Just like old times, you and my sister.
Such good memories!

00:17:57.347 --> 00:18:00.100 align:center
- The good old days! Cheers.
- Cheers to that.

00:18:00.184 --> 00:18:02.060 align:center
- "The good old days"?
- Uh-huh, sure.

00:18:04.021 --> 00:18:06.607 align:center
- This is a great wedding.
- Yeah.

00:18:06.690 --> 00:18:09.276 align:center
But ours would've been one for the ages.

00:18:10.235 --> 00:18:11.945 align:center
- You think?
- Oh, I know.

00:18:14.823 --> 00:18:16.533 align:center
Remember what the band's name was?

00:18:21.246 --> 00:18:22.289 align:center
Mari…

00:18:24.208 --> 00:18:28.670 align:center
I know it was something cheesy. Or weird.
But we thought they were cool.

00:18:29.171 --> 00:18:31.048 align:center
Shadowmen of Waterloo.

00:18:31.548 --> 00:18:34.092 align:center
Waterloo? Not quite.

00:18:34.176 --> 00:18:35.761 align:center
The Shadowmen of Xanadu.

00:18:35.844 --> 00:18:38.055 align:center
Mm.

00:18:38.597 --> 00:18:39.848 align:center
They were cool.

00:18:44.478 --> 00:18:46.104 align:center
This isn't good for us.

00:18:47.147 --> 00:18:48.232 align:center
What isn't?

00:18:49.691 --> 00:18:51.526 align:center
Bittersweet reminiscence.

00:18:54.196 --> 00:18:55.572 align:center
Bittersweet reminiscence.

00:18:56.573 --> 00:18:59.034 align:center
Great name for a band.

00:18:59.117 --> 00:19:00.535 align:center
But not for a wedding.

00:19:01.245 --> 00:19:03.830 align:center
It's cool, but a bit sad.

00:19:07.376 --> 00:19:08.835 align:center
She was looking for you.

00:19:09.586 --> 00:19:10.879 align:center
Of course she was.

00:19:20.055 --> 00:19:22.474 align:center
What are you doing? Get down from there.

00:19:23.225 --> 00:19:25.018 align:center
You can't be spying on people.

00:19:26.770 --> 00:19:28.188 align:center
No, Mauricio, it's too crowded.

00:19:28.272 --> 00:19:31.650 align:center
Not here. I hate to say it,
but Santita was right. We are drunk.

00:19:31.733 --> 00:19:33.568 align:center
- But maybe one?
- Yes!

00:19:50.085 --> 00:19:51.753 align:center
All right! Yeah!

00:19:52.462 --> 00:19:53.505 align:center
Whoo! Come on, Mari!

00:19:57.092 --> 00:19:59.469 align:center
Let's dance! Whoo, come on!

00:19:59.553 --> 00:20:01.263 align:center
Look. Over there.

00:20:01.346 --> 00:20:05.517 align:center
Your dad hasn't lost a step
with the ladies, has he?

00:20:05.600 --> 00:20:08.937 align:center
- Santita! Get glasses!
- Everybody, on the dance floor!

00:20:09.021 --> 00:20:11.648 align:center
Here, here! Yes, yes, yes.

00:20:11.732 --> 00:20:15.068 align:center
- Now you can dance. Whoo-hoo!
- Let's go.

00:20:15.152 --> 00:20:16.236 align:center
Yeah!

00:20:23.577 --> 00:20:25.370 align:center
Yeah! There ya go.

00:20:29.875 --> 00:20:31.793 align:center
Okay.

00:20:33.128 --> 00:20:35.756 align:center
I haven't danced in ages.

00:21:19.800 --> 00:21:22.844 align:center
Alejandro?! Alejandro!

00:21:24.221 --> 00:21:26.056 align:center
Alejandro. Call an ambulance!

00:21:26.640 --> 00:21:28.058 align:center
Hey. Hey.

00:21:28.141 --> 00:21:30.185 align:center
Alejandro.

00:21:31.144 --> 00:21:33.397 align:center
Go find the people
you were spying on, boys!

00:21:33.480 --> 00:21:35.690 align:center
- Okay, Auntie!
- Look at me.

00:21:35.774 --> 00:21:37.776 align:center
What's going on?

00:21:37.859 --> 00:21:40.695 align:center
You passed out. Just stay like this.

00:21:40.779 --> 00:21:42.656 align:center
How embarrassing.

00:21:42.739 --> 00:21:45.867 align:center
We do have a knack for ruining weddings.

00:21:45.951 --> 00:21:48.078 align:center
- Why are you on the floor?
- 'Cause I'm a doctor.

00:21:48.161 --> 00:21:49.955 align:center
- Where's your chair?
- Don't worry.

00:21:50.038 --> 00:21:51.957 align:center
- What happened, honey?
- They were dancing.

00:21:52.040 --> 00:21:54.000 align:center
- All of a sudden, he's on the floor.
- Did he faint?

00:21:54.084 --> 00:21:55.836 align:center
- Does your head hurt?
- No.

00:21:55.919 --> 00:21:58.380 align:center
- Help me out.
- Everyone give them some space.

00:21:58.463 --> 00:22:00.465 align:center
- The ambulance is coming.
- One, two, three.

00:22:01.258 --> 00:22:03.218 align:center
We gotta get you to the hospital.

00:22:06.680 --> 00:22:09.808 align:center
We'll make him comfortable and give
the medication time to take effect,

00:22:09.891 --> 00:22:11.309 align:center
which should stabilize things.

00:22:11.393 --> 00:22:12.686 align:center
If that all goes well,

00:22:12.769 --> 00:22:15.647 align:center
we'll take him for tests first thing
in the morning and take it from there.

00:22:15.730 --> 00:22:19.943 align:center
Okay, Doctor. You scared us half to death.
You have to rest now. Okay?

00:22:21.862 --> 00:22:24.156 align:center
- Thank you, Doctor.
- Of course.

00:22:30.495 --> 00:22:32.122 align:center
You should call it a night.

00:23:13.622 --> 00:23:16.583 align:center
The night of the accident,
I did something I never told you.

00:23:16.666 --> 00:23:18.627 align:center
Deathbed confessions, Mari?

00:23:19.669 --> 00:23:21.171 align:center
Always gotta steal my thunder.

00:23:23.215 --> 00:23:24.549 align:center
Spit it out already.

00:23:25.217 --> 00:23:26.176 align:center
Please.

00:23:27.302 --> 00:23:28.512 align:center
I was ashamed.

00:23:30.305 --> 00:23:32.599 align:center
I fucking lost my mind that night.

00:23:32.682 --> 00:23:34.100 align:center
I drank too much.

00:23:36.853 --> 00:23:38.563 align:center
And I couldn't think straight.

00:23:39.064 --> 00:23:40.607 align:center
I started making out

00:23:42.317 --> 00:23:44.611 align:center
with this guy
who was a friend of my cousin's.

00:23:45.111 --> 00:23:47.322 align:center
I don't even remember the guy's name.

00:23:48.114 --> 00:23:49.241 align:center
I'm not sure I knew.

00:23:51.117 --> 00:23:52.369 align:center
We found a room,

00:23:53.036 --> 00:23:54.746 align:center
and I don't know why,

00:23:56.581 --> 00:23:58.416 align:center
but I slept with him, right there.

00:23:59.918 --> 00:24:04.005 align:center
I barely remember my first time.
It's just some blur.

00:24:04.798 --> 00:24:06.591 align:center
With a total stranger.

00:24:08.176 --> 00:24:12.973 align:center
You were so patient and respectful,
waiting for the day I'd finally be ready.

00:24:13.056 --> 00:24:13.890 align:center
So…

00:24:18.061 --> 00:24:21.523 align:center
I got out of there… so freaked out.

00:24:24.359 --> 00:24:25.527 align:center
I stumbled to my car,

00:24:25.610 --> 00:24:29.823 align:center
and I'm not proud of this,
but I took off like a bat outta hell.

00:24:32.534 --> 00:24:33.952 align:center
Like if I left it…

00:24:35.954 --> 00:24:37.455 align:center
in the rearview mirror,

00:24:38.832 --> 00:24:40.584 align:center
I'd erase the entire thing.

00:24:43.753 --> 00:24:45.005 align:center
I doubled down.

00:24:46.298 --> 00:24:47.757 align:center
Trying to win it back.

00:24:52.137 --> 00:24:53.763 align:center
And the rest is history.

00:24:57.684 --> 00:24:59.269 align:center
I wish you'd told me then.

00:25:01.104 --> 00:25:02.105 align:center
I couldn't.

00:25:02.981 --> 00:25:04.190 align:center
It was too hard.

00:25:05.275 --> 00:25:06.901 align:center
I didn't want to face it.

00:25:07.944 --> 00:25:11.031 align:center
The shame was… so unbearable.

00:25:13.491 --> 00:25:15.493 align:center
And the guilt.

00:25:28.131 --> 00:25:29.090 align:center
Mari…

00:25:30.258 --> 00:25:31.801 align:center
I need your help. This can't drag on.

00:25:31.885 --> 00:25:34.304 align:center
- You can't ask me this.
- I need you.

00:25:37.098 --> 00:25:39.851 align:center
All I want is to go out on my own terms.

00:25:43.146 --> 00:25:44.439 align:center
God makes the terms.

00:25:44.939 --> 00:25:46.566 align:center
Don't bring God into this.

00:25:47.734 --> 00:25:49.110 align:center
It's not a life.

00:25:49.194 --> 00:25:52.530 align:center
I don't want drugs and tubes and needles.
I want out.

00:25:57.661 --> 00:26:00.246 align:center
I'm sorry. It's too much.

00:26:03.583 --> 00:26:04.459 align:center
You owe me.

00:26:54.092 --> 00:26:55.468 align:center
I'm only here because of Dad.

00:26:55.552 --> 00:26:58.179 align:center
You don't give a fuck about anyone else.
It's always about you.

00:26:58.263 --> 00:26:59.806 align:center
Hey, Armando. And Lía?

00:26:59.889 --> 00:27:01.933 align:center
<i>You're too important to lose twice.</i>

00:27:02.016 --> 00:27:04.769 align:center
I told myself
he was better off without me.

00:27:04.853 --> 00:27:07.188 align:center
That's a lie you've been telling yourself
for a long time.

00:27:07.272 --> 00:27:10.275 align:center
- It's nothing to do with you.
- It's everything to do with me.

00:27:10.358 --> 00:27:14.571 align:center
It might be a lot to ask, but I need
a place to sleep tonight, if that's okay.

00:27:14.654 --> 00:27:16.281 align:center
<i>Did you ever care about me?</i>

00:27:16.364 --> 00:27:18.032 align:center
<i>Thank you, my friend.</i>

00:27:18.908 --> 00:27:20.243 align:center
Yeah, good luck with that.

00:27:20.910 --> 00:27:22.370 align:center
<i>We'll meet again.</i>

00:27:24.080 --> 00:27:25.999 align:center
I need a miracle, Santita.