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Villa Sunset.

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Five rooms. Infinity pool.

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And because he's a friend of Harm's,
50% discount.

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Holy shit!

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Okay. Long weekend.
Thursday through Sunday.

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Hey, Danny. These new friends of yours,
are they coming?

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It's just us and the girls.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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-End of the open friendship?
-Ah…

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Oh. Sorry, guys. It's my lawyer.

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I wanna celebrate the fact we're all back.

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I mean, I'm finally back with Pam.
Mike is back with Stevie.

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Greg is still with Merel,
and Ief… you're, uh,

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in transition, so you count as both.

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-I wanna get far away from this mess.
-Yeah.

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-Oh! Johanna's flooding me with texts.
-So she's going all out?

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She wants us to sue Levi since she
believes that the dismissal was illegal.

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Fight the good fight.

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There's nothing good about it.
It was a misunderstanding.

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Guys. We don't know
how to have fun anymore.

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What if it's the last chance we got?

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-What?
-War, climate change, or… döner kebab.

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-Anything can go wrong at any time.
-What? So…

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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ROOSTERS

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-Okay, I'll call and book it, yeah?
-Okay, then. Yeah.

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-I'll see you on the plane in two weeks.
-Oh no.

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Yeah, but you guys ran off to Knokke
by yourselves like a week ago.

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-But you're invited.
-Ibiza?

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Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

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Oh, I'd kill for some time away, actually.

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-Mom?
-No. No.

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-The kids aren't coming, are they?
-Of course not.

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I said this was a vacation.
Can they stay with any of their friends?

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Four nights, Greg?

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-We have one option.
-No.

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Yeah.

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Nine hundred and sixty euros
for four days?

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How do you manage to sleep at night?

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Ten euros per hour is normal.

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-They're your grandkids!
-But they're also nuts.

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Huh? "Balance insufficient"?
That's impossible.

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Here's 500.
I'll send you the remainder soon.

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I want it all in cash.
Your father doesn't need to know.

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Then I'll give you the rest later.

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Be careful, or you'll get robbed.

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I'm so happy
that you're going to Ibiza, hon.

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I'm sure you could use it. Mm?

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Ah, check it out,
my old Hitkrant collection.

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Oh man, my childhood self is freaking out.

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-Store room or the garbage pile?
-Huh? No way.

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-Huh?
-Hi…

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Dude…

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You must be Ivo. Hey, man. I'm Joris. Hey.

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Ah! Great to meet you, dude.

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Desirée tells me
you can play a mean padel.

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Nice! We gotta play together.

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Well… Yeah.

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-Um… Got a minute to talk, Dee?
-Yeah.

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Sure.

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What the hell? Who is that?

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Joris. He's my number… 15.

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His wife caught us in bed,
and she just kicked him out.

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-What?
-No, it's okay. He was gonna leave her.

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I thought you were moving out,
not letting guys move in here with us.

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It'll barely be a week or two.

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-Then why are you helping Joris unpack?
-Where should I put Terry?

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That was his first pet.
He was so fond of him.

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Hey, look, Pop.
I guess we got that dog you wanted.

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When I get back from Ibiza, I want
your lunatic and his dog out of my house.

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Try being a little empathetic.

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One woman to another.

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So, Ibiza. Midlife crisis?

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No, smarty-pants. We're going as couples.
And not to party, but to sit back.

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Oh. Nice.

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So who's in your couple?

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Have you lost your mind?
Ibiza with the boys and their partners?

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Maybe we've started to grow up, Stevie.

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Well, it's about time you did.
But I still don't know.

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But…

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Things aren't that great
between us right now.

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Going to Ibiza with everyone?

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But we're gonna relax.
That's the whole point, 'kay?

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Rest is very good for a man's sperm,
so I hear--

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Mike. I'm already 35.
I don't have time to wait for a miracle.

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-A miracle?
-Yes.

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That your one half-dead cell
in the endless sea of all-dead cells

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will somehow find my egg.

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Jesus, Stevie.

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I've thought this through.
We're going for a donor.

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That's a lottery.
You don't know what you're gonna get.

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But what if we go to London?
You just choose out of a catalog.

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It's just like buying a new car.

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Listen. We can also have this conversation
under the sun,

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on the beach, with a mojito. Hm?

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I'm not gonna want to talk on
and on while everyone--

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I'm not gonna want that either.

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Listen, too much stress
isn't good for my sperm.

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-Stop talking about your sperm!
-So I… Yeah, yeah.

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-Oh! Andrea… is coming too.
-Why?

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Don't want her and Hristo
to have the house to themselves.

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I think the damage has been done.

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Ah.

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I thought we were gonna keep it simple,
pack light for this.

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Your bag's about to burst.

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It's just toiletries.

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And a hair dryer. And a straightener.

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A straightener? Why don't you use
a tie when it gets dirty?

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What?

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You know me?

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Why is their cleaning lady coming?

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Great! We won't have to clean up at all.

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-I-bi-za!
-Ah!

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-You too, huh?
-What?

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What did you pack in there?

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-Just a few outfits.
-Was there a memo that I didn't get?

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My love. Oh…

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-We're back in just a few days, Andrea.
-Señora.

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Excuse me. Ugh. I know.

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I had to print out the boarding passes.

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But they said you had to do it on an app,
I guess.

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And then I couldn't get my phone
to connect to the printer.

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Hey, I thought you said no kids.

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I'm no less childish than you are, Danny.

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Yeah.

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Now I feel like a terrible mother,
to boot.

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-Cheers.
-Cheers.

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Mike. Mike.

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-Mike.
-Come on, go.

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-We're not allowed to.
-Just do it.

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-Mike, sorry. Mike.
-Yeah?

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-Could you get me a beer?
-Yeah.

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-Wine also. Fill it up.
-Um, I can't…

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-Here, take this.
-Hey, Good Life, you gonna eat that?

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-No. Okay. Okay. Okay.
-Yeah.

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Sure. Thanks. Yeah. Oh.

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-The other one too.
-Mike. How about that one?

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-The white.
-You have a good flight.

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Yeah. 'Kay. You too.

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Ah man. Oof, sorry.

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Seriously, even Andrea flies
business class. We are such cheapskates.

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A complete waste of cash
on a short flight.

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-I hope all their luggage gets lost.
-Merel. Hey, no.

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This is cool. A father-daughter adventure.

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I love you.

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When I see what an intelligent, fun,

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bright, strong young woman
you've grown into, it, uh,

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fills me with pride.

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Sorry. What'd you say?

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Oh. Nothing. Nothing.

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You know, say what you want about them…
but they have good taste.

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Hey, Mike. This pool's way bigger
than your pool.

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No, they're roughly equal.

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So, uh, what exactly does Harm's guy do
to get this place?

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Man, gay people are stinking rich.
That's what happens when you have no kids.

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-A kid costs a Ferrari, you know.
-Don't forget the lessons.

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-Hey, pick your rooms guys.
-Oh, yeah!

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Let's go! You go left, I go right.

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-This one!
-I want this.

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The rooms are all the same!

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The rooms are all the same, huh?
This is like Bert and Ernie.

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We can push the beds together.
Don't worry.

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Mm.

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Uh, what are you doing?

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Well, Greg, I'm calling your mother
to ask about the kids.

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No, don't. Besides, they're at school.

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-This weekend is all about us.
-Okay.

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We see ourselves as parents
and forget that we're a couple too.

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-I know.
-Yeah.

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That's why you slept
with your personal trainer.

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-Why drag that up now?
-Sorry.

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-That's not funny.
-No. I know. Bad example. Sorry.

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Hey. Ooh. Um, the beach awaits.

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-Beach bar.
-Oh? Mm-hmm.

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-Sangria.
-Mm-hmm.

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-Oh my God. Sangria!
-Yes!

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Pizza Margherita for 30 euros?

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Guys, should I order us a bottle of wine,
you think?

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Good idea. I'll pay for the house.
You take care of the rest.

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-Patriarchal.
-Not at all.

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The women are welcome to pitch in.

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-Oh, thank you.
-Speaking of women in charge…

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What did Kristel ultimately do
to get fired?

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Oh, she wasn't actually fired.
She chose to leave the company.

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She invited him over to her house
and requested a… foot massage.

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No, she never asked,
she put her feet in my lap.

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That's not intimidating.
That's a bit of flirting.

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What if it were flipped?
Your boss put you in a similar position?

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-I am the boss.
-Did she molest you?

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No, God, no.

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There was one time she put her hand
on my knee. So…

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And she threw coffee on you
so you had to take off your shirt.

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-Yeah.
-And then she got you a new shirt.

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-Huh? Mm.
-Mm.

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No.

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I don't know, but I think firing her
was excessive in this example.

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Exactly. I told you.
You should've slept with her, man.

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Pardon?

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How far does a woman need to go
before it's sexual harassment?

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Ief, women aren't as intimidating.

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-Well…
-Okay. Are we done talking about this?

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-All right, let's drink. Hey, Pablo!
-Come on, behave.

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What? He looks like a Pablo.
Ah, you guys, you guys…

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Hey, here's some good news.

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-I just heard back about a boat.
-Seriously?

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-Through Harm's friend.
-Aren't boats huge polluters?

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-Divided by eight, it's not so bad.
-Nope.

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-They use a ton of gas.
-And they're expensive.

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-Uh, can we rent paddleboats instead?
-Too bad. I already booked it.

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Mm.

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Hey!

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Come on, come on, give it to me.
Give it to me. Oh, that's great.

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-That's great.
-Yeah?

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Good, a little bit more.
Just more. Yeah, go like…

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Ah, isn't love beautiful?

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-Uh, Greg.
-Hmm?

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-You're ruining the pic.
-But I'm cleaning the water.

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Oh, can't we stay in this house
and live here forever?

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Just say the word.

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Yeah, yeah! Sangria!
I whipped this up here.

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A lot better than those beach drinks.

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-Are you gonna drink the entire time?
-Duh, hello, I'm on holiday.

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Have a nice night, everyone.

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-See ya!
-Where you going?

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-I have a date.
-Here? With who?

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With a boy from school.
He's on vacation with friends.

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-Hey, turn location sharing on.
-That drains my battery too much.

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-I wanna know where you are, Tess!
-Bye, Dad!

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Jesus. Johanna.

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Oh. You should answer it.

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Oh, hi, Johanna. Nice to see you,
but I'm in Ibiza, uh, right now so, uh…

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-Why do you have a Tinder account?
-An idea my daughter had.

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-Let me finish.
-You asked me.

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On your profile, you describe yourself as,

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"A sweet, gentle man,
but also rough around the edges."

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Yeah, that was all written by my daughter.
She just left. Otherwise, she'd--

00:11:56.640 --> 00:12:01.079 align:center
Ivo, I don't have time for bullshit.
Just tell me, do you identify as a woman?

00:12:01.160 --> 00:12:02.199 align:center
Yes or no?

00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:06.040 align:center
I guess I'm really more… gender-fluid.

00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:08.400 align:center
You know what, Ivo?
Ask your daughter to defend you.

00:12:08.480 --> 00:12:10.280 align:center
because I don't want to deal
with you anymore.

00:12:10.360 --> 00:12:12.680 align:center
What? No, Johanna, listen. I can explain.

00:12:12.760 --> 00:12:14.719 align:center
No, goddammit, fucking hell!

00:12:15.839 --> 00:12:17.240 align:center
Sorry.

00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:21.560 align:center
Guys, good news… Through Harm's friend,
I got us a reservation at Robalo,

00:12:21.640 --> 00:12:23.600 align:center
the best restaurant in Ibiza!

00:12:23.680 --> 00:12:26.400 align:center
-Robalo?
-Ooh!

00:12:26.480 --> 00:12:28.920 align:center
Uh, wait a minute.
Why don't we just eat here tonight?

00:12:29.000 --> 00:12:30.040 align:center
I already booked it.

00:12:31.400 --> 00:12:34.040 align:center
Oh, Andrea. There's no need.
We're not going to cook anyway.

00:12:34.120 --> 00:12:38.120 align:center
-Well, what about tomorrow?
-We're going sailing. You're coming with.

00:12:38.199 --> 00:12:41.599 align:center
-I can't swim.
-Then we'll just get a little sun.

00:12:41.680 --> 00:12:44.320 align:center
-It's good for the baby, some vitamin D.
-Mm-hmm.

00:12:45.000 --> 00:12:46.199 align:center
Got a minute?

00:12:46.280 --> 00:12:48.560 align:center
Yeah. Yeah.

00:12:48.640 --> 00:12:50.880 align:center
-When was this?
-Now. This is live.

00:12:50.959 --> 00:12:53.000 align:center
Hristo is doing it on our sofa.

00:12:53.520 --> 00:12:55.640 align:center
Is that the woman
who cleans the neighbor's house?

00:12:55.719 --> 00:12:58.000 align:center
What difference does it make?
That… That wild ape!

00:12:58.079 --> 00:13:00.680 align:center
Oh no, what should we do?

00:13:02.000 --> 00:13:04.520 align:center
Hristo! You're fired!

00:13:04.599 --> 00:13:08.280 align:center
-Wait! Now he'll just rob us blind!
-Oh yeah.

00:13:09.160 --> 00:13:12.839 align:center
Okay, you're not fired,
but we really have to talk!

00:13:12.920 --> 00:13:17.120 align:center
-Ugh. And Andrea is head over heels.
-And she's pregnant. We have to tell her.

00:13:17.199 --> 00:13:18.640 align:center
-Really?
-Yeah.

00:13:18.719 --> 00:13:21.120 align:center
-Can we think it over and discuss it?
-Yeah.

00:13:21.199 --> 00:13:23.480 align:center
Oh, I'm so sad for her.

00:13:24.400 --> 00:13:27.520 align:center
'Kay, I wanna shower
before the hot water runs out.

00:13:27.599 --> 00:13:29.640 align:center
What a terrible situation.

00:13:29.719 --> 00:13:32.480 align:center
Uh… No, no…

00:13:32.560 --> 00:13:34.440 align:center
Not in the dining room either!

00:13:34.520 --> 00:13:36.120 align:center
Filthy bastard.

00:13:44.839 --> 00:13:45.920 align:center
Yes!

00:13:49.079 --> 00:13:50.120 align:center
Milady.

00:13:56.599 --> 00:13:59.440 align:center
Why didn't you say anything?
Now I'm like the ugly duckling.

00:13:59.520 --> 00:14:02.079 align:center
-You look fantastic.
-In my Jesus Nikes?

00:14:02.160 --> 00:14:04.199 align:center
-I'm totally underdressed.
-Stop already.

00:14:04.280 --> 00:14:07.040 align:center
We're spending a fortune on this trip,
and you're just acting cranky.

00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:08.240 align:center
-No.
-Mm-hmm.

00:14:08.320 --> 00:14:11.199 align:center
You're not underdressed. And, uh…

00:14:13.640 --> 00:14:15.479 align:center
That was hard for me.

00:14:17.680 --> 00:14:19.800 align:center
I really didn't see it coming.

00:14:19.880 --> 00:14:21.680 align:center
Oh, that's great.

00:14:23.599 --> 00:14:27.479 align:center
Tess. You're not responding,
and your location is turned off.

00:14:27.560 --> 00:14:28.599 align:center
Are you dead?

00:14:28.680 --> 00:14:32.719 align:center
-Ief, leave her alone. Isn't she 18?
-And 18-year-olds don't get roofied?

00:14:32.800 --> 00:14:36.599 align:center
Señorita. Can we have seven tequilas?
Por favor.

00:14:37.160 --> 00:14:38.920 align:center
Give me an encore.

00:14:39.000 --> 00:14:42.199 align:center
-Give me an encore?
-I mean, shouldn't we slow down?

00:14:42.280 --> 00:14:44.199 align:center
No, no. You know what they say, right?

00:14:44.280 --> 00:14:46.680 align:center
Tequila might not be the answer,
but it's worth a shot.

00:14:46.760 --> 00:14:49.160 align:center
Okay, now here's to old friends.

00:15:23.280 --> 00:15:26.120 align:center
-Puta madre.
-Yeah…

00:15:26.199 --> 00:15:30.199 align:center
How… how's the sea? Looking calm?
Uh, can we get a refund at this point?

00:15:30.280 --> 00:15:32.360 align:center
You're all so wimpy.
Once we get out on the water,

00:15:32.439 --> 00:15:34.160 align:center
you'll be back in business, okay?

00:15:34.760 --> 00:15:37.000 align:center
And now… here's our boat.

00:15:37.079 --> 00:15:40.719 align:center
You know, I'm really not a fan of boats.
I just wanna go back to the villa.

00:15:40.800 --> 00:15:43.640 align:center
-Buenos días. Good morning.
-Are you sure?

00:15:43.719 --> 00:15:45.160 align:center
Welcome aboard.

00:15:54.560 --> 00:15:57.599 align:center
Andrea, you want any seasickness meds?

00:15:57.680 --> 00:15:59.199 align:center
I'm pregnant.

00:16:01.479 --> 00:16:05.000 align:center
-You need anything for seasickness?
-I'm self-medicating.

00:16:07.319 --> 00:16:09.280 align:center
What? No! You don't want
to do that, do you?

00:16:09.359 --> 00:16:11.479 align:center
What's your problem?
They're just breasts, who cares?

00:16:11.560 --> 00:16:13.520 align:center
I mean, I don't, but my friends would.

00:16:14.199 --> 00:16:17.439 align:center
Aren't you a huge fan of the '90s?
Everyone walked around topless.

00:16:17.520 --> 00:16:19.120 align:center
The '90s were phenomenal.

00:16:19.199 --> 00:16:21.800 align:center
You could lie in the park
without a care in the world.

00:16:22.400 --> 00:16:25.160 align:center
If you'd prefer,
I have an extra UV shirt for you.

00:16:25.240 --> 00:16:27.280 align:center
Ugh.

00:16:29.040 --> 00:16:31.359 align:center
Why can't he be topless?

00:16:32.800 --> 00:16:34.479 align:center
Oh, Captain, my Captain.

00:16:34.560 --> 00:16:38.400 align:center
Hey, honey. Can I hit you with some SPF?
The sun is twice as strong on the water.

00:16:54.479 --> 00:16:56.640 align:center
Oh, man, why aren't we rich?

00:16:56.719 --> 00:16:59.240 align:center
Greg! Take a photo for Facebook!

00:17:00.000 --> 00:17:03.760 align:center
Oh. She's enjoying herself, huh?
The boat was a good idea, wasn't it?

00:17:03.839 --> 00:17:07.079 align:center
I mean, this is the life, right? Love it.

00:17:10.159 --> 00:17:12.280 align:center
-Shall I take the photo?
-Oh yeah.

00:17:12.359 --> 00:17:13.599 align:center
-Okay.
-Oh no. No, no.

00:17:13.680 --> 00:17:16.159 align:center
-My husband will take the picture.
-Okay.

00:17:16.240 --> 00:17:19.200 align:center
Yes. Yes.

00:17:20.560 --> 00:17:23.480 align:center
-Fifteen missed calls from school?
-What?

00:17:25.919 --> 00:17:28.840 align:center
-I have 19 missed calls.
-What? Huh?

00:17:28.919 --> 00:17:30.200 align:center
Why do they call you more often?

00:17:30.280 --> 00:17:34.840 align:center
-Yeah. Mothers are the reliable ones.
-Ah. That's what they think.

00:17:35.760 --> 00:17:38.120 align:center
Hey, Esther. Hi. What's the matter?

00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:42.360 align:center
Two boys were fighting over Sky.
A third boy from another class joined in.

00:17:42.440 --> 00:17:44.040 align:center
Yeah, okay, but isn't that normal?

00:17:44.120 --> 00:17:46.240 align:center
These boys all like the same girl
when they're that age.

00:17:46.320 --> 00:17:49.560 align:center
It's not normal that Sky says
she has an open relationship.

00:17:49.640 --> 00:17:50.960 align:center
"Just like her parents."

00:17:51.040 --> 00:17:55.399 align:center
I'm sorry, what?
Jesus, those kids hear every damn thing.

00:17:55.480 --> 00:17:58.680 align:center
Yeah, we found that an old-fashioned
monogamous marriage didn't work.

00:17:58.760 --> 00:18:01.360 align:center
-That's probably why I tried to kiss you.
-Sorry?

00:18:02.040 --> 00:18:03.880 align:center
Uh, she gave me a lot of signs.

00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:06.399 align:center
-Are you kidding?
-Can we talk about Sky for now, please?

00:18:06.480 --> 00:18:09.280 align:center
One boy hit another boy
in the face with a stick.

00:18:09.360 --> 00:18:10.880 align:center
So now he's at the hospital,

00:18:10.960 --> 00:18:13.280 align:center
and experts are attempting to preserve
his eye if they can.

00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:16.080 align:center
His eye?!

00:18:19.040 --> 00:18:20.320 align:center
Andrea?

00:18:25.720 --> 00:18:28.399 align:center
Are you okay? The wind has settled down.

00:18:28.480 --> 00:18:30.760 align:center
And the view on the deck
is really something special.

00:18:30.840 --> 00:18:33.399 align:center
Too bad Hristo can't see it.

00:18:33.480 --> 00:18:35.399 align:center
Yeah.

00:18:35.480 --> 00:18:36.919 align:center
Hristo…

00:18:38.320 --> 00:18:39.760 align:center
Yeah.

00:18:39.840 --> 00:18:43.159 align:center
Yeah. Don't you think you're rushing
into this relationship a bit?

00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:46.600 align:center
Hristo and I are amor.

00:18:46.679 --> 00:18:49.840 align:center
He is my prince charming and my heart.

00:18:51.440 --> 00:18:54.240 align:center
Oh, Andrea, sorry. He was unfaithful.

00:18:55.399 --> 00:18:59.200 align:center
Your prince… he was messing
with another woman on the security camera.

00:18:59.280 --> 00:19:01.760 align:center
Ms. Stevie, that's
not a thing Hristo would do.

00:19:03.800 --> 00:19:05.200 align:center
Sorry.

00:19:17.919 --> 00:19:19.159 align:center
Andrea.

00:19:24.800 --> 00:19:25.840 align:center
Where are you going?

00:19:28.560 --> 00:19:30.919 align:center
Andrea? Andrea!

00:19:31.600 --> 00:19:33.480 align:center
Oh my God! Mike!

00:19:33.560 --> 00:19:36.120 align:center
-What?
-She can't swim.

00:19:36.200 --> 00:19:37.240 align:center
-Danny!
-Man overboard!

00:19:37.320 --> 00:19:39.120 align:center
-She's a woman.
-Are you serious? Come on.

00:19:39.200 --> 00:19:40.560 align:center
I can't do lifesaving swimming.

00:19:40.640 --> 00:19:43.600 align:center
-What? You're not going snorkeling!
-What if she sank to the bottom already?

00:19:43.679 --> 00:19:45.200 align:center
-I don't see her.
-You don't?

00:19:45.280 --> 00:19:46.480 align:center
No.

00:19:47.000 --> 00:19:48.520 align:center
-Hurry!
-I don't see!

00:19:48.600 --> 00:19:51.040 align:center
Come on!

00:19:53.600 --> 00:19:56.960 align:center
-No. She's underwater.
-Where?

00:19:57.040 --> 00:19:59.200 align:center
-No! I don't see her!
-There!

00:20:11.399 --> 00:20:13.200 align:center
Yes!

00:20:15.360 --> 00:20:18.760 align:center
-Oh, thank God!
-I was right behind him.

00:20:22.560 --> 00:20:25.159 align:center
I'm so glad you and the baby are okay.

00:20:30.800 --> 00:20:33.000 align:center
-Well?
-A few sleeping pills knocked her out.

00:20:33.080 --> 00:20:34.399 align:center
She really needed sleep.

00:20:34.480 --> 00:20:39.360 align:center
-She's pregnant. She can't have that.
-Stress isn't good either.

00:20:39.440 --> 00:20:41.480 align:center
Man, what a day.

00:20:41.560 --> 00:20:43.919 align:center
If the captain hadn't gotten her,
who would?

00:20:44.000 --> 00:20:46.080 align:center
Thinking back,
none of the ladies jumped in.

00:20:46.800 --> 00:20:49.360 align:center
-You say you want to be equal.
-Yeah.

00:20:49.440 --> 00:20:51.919 align:center
But they only want to
when it's convenient.

00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:54.640 align:center
-All right, people. I'm heading out.
-Okay.

00:20:54.720 --> 00:20:58.280 align:center
-I thought we could hang out tonight.
-We hung out together this whole time.

00:20:58.360 --> 00:21:00.040 align:center
You slept through most of it.

00:21:00.120 --> 00:21:01.240 align:center
We've gotta go home now.

00:21:01.320 --> 00:21:03.600 align:center
That kid's gonna lose his eye.
And it's on us.

00:21:03.679 --> 00:21:06.000 align:center
Did you become an eye doctor
all of a sudden?

00:21:06.080 --> 00:21:06.960 align:center
Nothing we can do.

00:21:07.040 --> 00:21:10.200 align:center
Even if it was an accident, you think
it would be polite to reach out?

00:21:10.280 --> 00:21:12.159 align:center
Tess sent the driving examiner
to the hospital,

00:21:12.240 --> 00:21:13.600 align:center
and she hasn't sent her flowers.

00:21:13.679 --> 00:21:16.919 align:center
What? She got in an accident?
She only said that she didn't pass.

00:21:17.000 --> 00:21:18.200 align:center
She was completely drunk.

00:21:18.280 --> 00:21:21.240 align:center
-Because you told her to drink beer.
-One beer, but to relax. That's it.

00:21:21.320 --> 00:21:24.960 align:center
Wait a minute. I'm sorry.
My daughter was drunk, you let her drive?

00:21:25.520 --> 00:21:29.240 align:center
-It's okay. Right? Yeah, let's move on.
-No, I will not move on, Greg.

00:21:29.320 --> 00:21:33.320 align:center
Actually, this is the perfect time for us
to address the elephant in the room.

00:21:33.399 --> 00:21:34.320 align:center
What elephant?

00:21:36.840 --> 00:21:38.600 align:center
Merel's drinking problem.

00:21:40.560 --> 00:21:42.200 align:center
You think I'm an alcoholic?

00:21:43.360 --> 00:21:44.360 align:center
Come on, now!

00:21:44.440 --> 00:21:48.040 align:center
Come on, Ief, we're in Ibiza.
Even the fish drink alcohol.

00:21:48.120 --> 00:21:50.480 align:center
-Yeah.
-Why don't I ask Harm's friend if he has--

00:21:50.560 --> 00:21:52.679 align:center
I don't care what Harm's friend says!

00:21:53.679 --> 00:21:57.360 align:center
We'll order a pizza or two,
we'll play a game, and chill here.

00:21:57.439 --> 00:21:59.399 align:center
-Great.
-What if…

00:21:59.919 --> 00:22:02.280 align:center
we all watch the pilot
of Mike's new series?

00:22:02.360 --> 00:22:05.840 align:center
-Yeah!
-No. The… The sound really sucks.

00:22:05.919 --> 00:22:07.320 align:center
We don't care about that.

00:22:07.399 --> 00:22:10.159 align:center
Yeah, Mike, we're all very curious
to see what you've been working on.

00:22:10.240 --> 00:22:14.600 align:center
-Beer, pizza, the premiere of Roosters!
-Yeah!

00:22:14.679 --> 00:22:18.240 align:center
-I just want to get laid!
-Mariette, have a cup of coffee.

00:22:18.320 --> 00:22:20.960 align:center
Why an open relationship?
What we have is perfect.

00:22:21.040 --> 00:22:23.360 align:center
When you were
the only one sleeping with people?

00:22:23.439 --> 00:22:26.360 align:center
And to think she only went
to that damn gym because of me.

00:22:26.439 --> 00:22:27.960 align:center
What a slut!

00:22:28.040 --> 00:22:30.600 align:center
But, guys, don't be so sexist.
Remember what Bas said.

00:22:30.679 --> 00:22:33.480 align:center
Only a real man
can handle a successful woman.

00:22:33.560 --> 00:22:36.240 align:center
You've just gotten meaner
since you became famous.

00:22:36.320 --> 00:22:39.840 align:center
-I thought it was very inspiring.
-Right, this new masculinity is bullshit.

00:22:39.919 --> 00:22:41.800 align:center
It's just a money grab!

00:22:41.880 --> 00:22:44.280 align:center
That guy is laughing his head off.
And he's making a fortune.

00:22:44.360 --> 00:22:47.040 align:center
If you're so smart,
why don't you start your own course?

00:22:47.120 --> 00:22:49.240 align:center
-Yeah!
-Now that's a great idea, man.

00:22:49.320 --> 00:22:52.439 align:center
-Let's get a drink.
-Yeah, and you're buying. Come on.

00:22:52.520 --> 00:22:54.919 align:center
-I gotta go home now.
-What? Hey… no.

00:23:04.560 --> 00:23:07.399 align:center
We'll add some music, you know.

00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:10.120 align:center
Is that how I seem to you?
As a dumb bimbo?

00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:13.080 align:center
-This is fiction.
-That was us. Fiction, my ass.

00:23:13.159 --> 00:23:15.520 align:center
Yeah. And I'm the horny one
who's always getting drunk.

00:23:15.600 --> 00:23:18.240 align:center
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.
Okay, okay. Listen.

00:23:18.320 --> 00:23:20.040 align:center
It may be that I've been…

00:23:20.120 --> 00:23:23.120 align:center
I was a little inspired
by, uh, things from our lives.

00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:27.280 align:center
"By things from our lives"?
Mike, that was our lives! Word for word.

00:23:27.360 --> 00:23:29.560 align:center
You are getting paid
to make us look like idiots.

00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:32.720 align:center
-No. No. I…
-Actually, I thought that I was okay.

00:23:32.800 --> 00:23:35.600 align:center
Ivo, no, it isn't you. Got me?
It isn't you. It's fiction.

00:23:35.679 --> 00:23:39.679 align:center
Mike, just stop lying. We're your friends.
Friendship is based on trust.

00:23:39.760 --> 00:23:42.439 align:center
-It is not putting everyone on cable TV.
-Yeah. I'm not an alcoholic.

00:23:42.520 --> 00:23:45.800 align:center
You guys, relax already.
It's really not that bad.

00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:50.320 align:center
Mike has immortalized our boring lives.
Thanks to him, we're gonna be famous.

00:23:50.399 --> 00:23:53.560 align:center
-I'm already famous.
-Friendship is also about sharing.

00:23:53.640 --> 00:23:58.520 align:center
That's just as important as trust.
And we shared our experiences with Mike.

00:23:58.600 --> 00:24:01.000 align:center
Oh yeah? Then I've also
got something to share.

00:24:01.080 --> 00:24:03.480 align:center
-No. No.
-Mike would like to impregnate you.

00:24:03.560 --> 00:24:06.320 align:center
-With the sperm of his brother.
-No! Not true.

00:24:06.399 --> 00:24:08.399 align:center
-Patrick?
-That is false.

00:24:08.480 --> 00:24:10.399 align:center
-Oh yeah?
-I canceled it.

00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:14.280 align:center
You don't want a donor,
but you'd take it from your weird brother?

00:24:14.360 --> 00:24:18.080 align:center
Sweetheart, it's… Listen, my love…
I… I will kill you. I'll kill you!

00:24:18.159 --> 00:24:21.919 align:center
Sharing. Huh?

00:24:22.000 --> 00:24:25.080 align:center
Before we broke up, you'd been
with more women than just Tina?

00:24:25.159 --> 00:24:28.200 align:center
-You heard him. It's fiction.
-Oh, now it's fiction?

00:24:28.280 --> 00:24:30.679 align:center
Well, you're not exactly Ms. Wholesome,
are you, Pam?

00:24:30.760 --> 00:24:33.360 align:center
Let's, uh… talk about that old geezer
and his son?

00:24:33.439 --> 00:24:35.560 align:center
-Your bestie likes to share too.
-Oh!

00:24:35.640 --> 00:24:37.800 align:center
-Danny got blown by a man.
-What?

00:24:37.880 --> 00:24:41.640 align:center
Hmm. No big deal, so what?
My girlfriend is very open-minded. Right?

00:24:41.720 --> 00:24:45.760 align:center
-But now you're gay?
-What? Gay?

00:24:45.840 --> 00:24:49.120 align:center
Bicurious? A little.
No, no that phase is over now.

00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:51.080 align:center
-It's… uh… Pam, hey!
-Pam!

00:24:51.159 --> 00:24:53.120 align:center
You did it
with that girl in our threesome.

00:24:53.200 --> 00:24:55.800 align:center
-That's totally different!
-Why?

00:24:55.880 --> 00:24:58.120 align:center
-Oh, that's… that's… what is it?
-Uh, sexist.

00:24:58.200 --> 00:25:00.880 align:center
Yeah! Sexist! Pam!

00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:02.120 align:center
Ugh. Your mother.

00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:03.439 align:center
-No. No.
-Yeah.

00:25:03.520 --> 00:25:05.040 align:center
-No. Don't answer it.
-Buzz off.

00:25:05.120 --> 00:25:06.840 align:center
All right.

00:25:06.919 --> 00:25:10.800 align:center
-Hey, sweetie. What's up?
-Hey, something happened at school.

00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:12.040 align:center
We know, Sky. Listen.

00:25:12.120 --> 00:25:15.040 align:center
Just because we're in an open marriage,
it doesn't mean that…

00:25:15.120 --> 00:25:16.919 align:center
What? Open marriage?

00:25:17.000 --> 00:25:19.120 align:center
Damn it, why didn't you say
Grandma was right there?

00:25:19.199 --> 00:25:23.720 align:center
Oh Greg, your poor children are left
without a single role model.

00:25:23.800 --> 00:25:25.399 align:center
No wonder they're out of control!

00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:28.080 align:center
Great material for season two, I guess.

00:25:28.159 --> 00:25:30.199 align:center
I gave you a second chance,
and you do this.

00:25:30.280 --> 00:25:32.880 align:center
Sweetheart, we gave
each other a second chance.

00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:35.159 align:center
You came and found me in Knokke.

00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:38.520 align:center
Mike, you came to crash
my book presentation.

00:25:38.600 --> 00:25:40.679 align:center
Look, Stevie…

00:25:40.760 --> 00:25:42.280 align:center
I canceled the thing with Patrick!

00:25:42.360 --> 00:25:45.679 align:center
And I'm canceling this thing
with you, Mike. I'm leaving. Bye!

00:25:45.760 --> 00:25:48.159 align:center
Thanks, man. What a trip.
Super! Top-notch.

00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:50.840 align:center
You and your open relationship!

00:25:50.919 --> 00:25:53.399 align:center
I'm only doing it for you!
You felt trapped by the routine!

00:25:53.480 --> 00:25:56.480 align:center
-But the whole thing just drives me nuts.
-I know!

00:25:56.560 --> 00:25:58.000 align:center
Stop!

00:25:58.080 --> 00:26:00.560 align:center
Oh, Andrea, honey, come on.
Let's get out of here, all right?

00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:01.840 align:center
No!

00:26:01.919 --> 00:26:06.640 align:center
I won't support you running away.
Mr. Mike is a good man.

00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:08.880 align:center
He's not going around,
screwing other women.

00:26:08.960 --> 00:26:12.199 align:center
You people have everything,
but you're still not happy.

00:26:12.280 --> 00:26:13.800 align:center
Más amor, gente.

00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:16.399 align:center
A little more love, please!

00:26:17.280 --> 00:26:18.720 align:center
Who saw that coming?

00:26:18.800 --> 00:26:21.560 align:center
She keeps your household running
and your relationship.

00:26:44.320 --> 00:26:47.040 align:center
Ivo Hofman versus Buijsman Architects

00:26:47.120 --> 00:26:50.720 align:center
regarding the unlawful dismissal
of the plaintiff.

00:26:50.800 --> 00:26:52.360 align:center
The plaintiff says he's a woman.

00:26:55.439 --> 00:26:57.280 align:center
Don't you have a lawyer?

00:26:57.360 --> 00:27:01.240 align:center
Uh, no, that's not necessary.
I want to withdraw all of the charges.

00:27:02.280 --> 00:27:05.760 align:center
-Is that how you say it?
-Mr. Hofman. Or would you prefer Ms.?

00:27:05.840 --> 00:27:09.040 align:center
No. Mr. I'd like to explain.

00:27:10.360 --> 00:27:14.399 align:center
About a year ago, my friends and I took
a course on New Masculinity.

00:27:15.080 --> 00:27:17.520 align:center
Very good. I'd… suggest it.

00:27:18.040 --> 00:27:21.480 align:center
The four of us still need to digest
and process what it means.

00:27:21.560 --> 00:27:25.640 align:center
For example, what is a man?
And what is a woman?

00:27:26.640 --> 00:27:29.439 align:center
And I know it sounds simple,
but it really isn't.

00:27:29.520 --> 00:27:32.159 align:center
-Mr. Hofman--
-I'll get to the point. I will.

00:27:32.240 --> 00:27:35.520 align:center
My friends and I had to reevaluate
what we knew. All of it.

00:27:35.600 --> 00:27:37.600 align:center
These are for you.

00:27:37.679 --> 00:27:42.080 align:center
It'll be okay. I know it.
High five. Down low.

00:27:42.159 --> 00:27:44.439 align:center
The way we speak now. The way we think.

00:27:44.520 --> 00:27:47.919 align:center
The way we behave with a partner.
The way we raise our children.

00:27:48.000 --> 00:27:49.880 align:center
Mom, I really don't like him
with only one eye.

00:27:49.960 --> 00:27:51.199 align:center
We're gonna have to break up.

00:27:51.280 --> 00:27:53.760 align:center
Uh, sure, I get it, baby,
but you're not doing it now.

00:27:53.840 --> 00:27:56.720 align:center
Yeah, you can't stay with a man
just out of pity, can you?

00:27:56.800 --> 00:27:58.560 align:center
-You certainly can.
-Huh?

00:27:58.640 --> 00:28:03.080 align:center
Monogamous heterosexual couples
struggle too. Who are we? What do we want?

00:28:03.159 --> 00:28:07.240 align:center
-I am not gay.
-You're a great actor, I'll give you that.

00:28:07.320 --> 00:28:10.679 align:center
No, I had to piss, and I was blind drunk
with glasses of wine in my hands.

00:28:10.760 --> 00:28:12.800 align:center
-Before I knew, he was there--
-Hey. Mental picture.

00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:16.720 align:center
Yeah. Nobody is 100% straight, you know.

00:28:16.800 --> 00:28:19.120 align:center
Right? You said you were modern.

00:28:19.199 --> 00:28:21.600 align:center
I can't be that modern, Dan. I can't.

00:28:21.679 --> 00:28:23.600 align:center
Even the way we have children is changing.

00:28:23.679 --> 00:28:26.560 align:center
Stevie! Stevie!

00:28:26.640 --> 00:28:29.640 align:center
Stevie, please! I--

00:28:29.720 --> 00:28:31.840 align:center
-Your boarding pass. Excuse me, sir.
-Oh, hey. Sorry.

00:28:31.919 --> 00:28:33.679 align:center
How much do you want?
For your boarding pass.

00:28:33.760 --> 00:28:36.280 align:center
-Leave me alone, Mike!
-I…

00:28:36.360 --> 00:28:39.199 align:center
Oh. Come on, please, look.
She's going to London. Yeah?

00:28:39.280 --> 00:28:42.679 align:center
She wants a doctor to inseminate her,
and I have to… I have to go there. Please.

00:28:42.760 --> 00:28:46.280 align:center
In the movies,
the guy gets through! Stevie!

00:28:46.360 --> 00:28:48.959 align:center
It's not surprising
that we sometimes get confused

00:28:49.040 --> 00:28:50.560 align:center
by all these changes.

00:28:52.800 --> 00:28:56.760 align:center
I'm very sorry if I hurt anybody.
It was not on purpose.

00:28:59.360 --> 00:29:01.639 align:center
I really tried to be a new man
and do good.

00:29:01.720 --> 00:29:03.320 align:center
And in the end, I did bad.

00:29:05.159 --> 00:29:08.159 align:center
It's not easy to be a new man
in this world.

00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:11.439 align:center
To meet the demands of modern society.

00:29:11.520 --> 00:29:14.520 align:center
It is… difficult.

00:29:14.600 --> 00:29:19.520 align:center
So, if I understand correctly,
this course turned you into a woman?

00:29:20.360 --> 00:29:23.879 align:center
No. I'm afraid it didn't.
I'm sorry I wasn't clear.

00:29:24.399 --> 00:29:28.480 align:center
I may be transitioning.
However, it's… into a new man.

00:29:31.959 --> 00:29:35.480 align:center
Yeah, so when she does something
with a woman, it's experimenting.

00:29:35.560 --> 00:29:38.760 align:center
I do something with a man… I'm a homo.

00:29:38.840 --> 00:29:41.240 align:center
I mean, seriously, where is the equality?

00:29:41.320 --> 00:29:45.639 align:center
Yeah, precisely. Who says Stevie can have
a kid whenever she wants and I can't?

00:29:45.720 --> 00:29:47.840 align:center
-Nature does, dude.
-Yeah.

00:29:47.919 --> 00:29:50.399 align:center
I read online that they designed
an artificial womb

00:29:50.480 --> 00:29:52.879 align:center
and are using stem cells
instead of an egg cell.

00:29:52.959 --> 00:29:55.399 align:center
-Wow, let's have a baby, then, my love.
-Yeah.

00:29:55.480 --> 00:29:57.879 align:center
You know what it is?
We evolved way too fast.

00:29:57.959 --> 00:29:59.760 align:center
The mass population,
they just can't keep up.

00:29:59.840 --> 00:30:02.720 align:center
Guys, we're like a flower
that loses its petals.

00:30:02.800 --> 00:30:05.360 align:center
Soon, we will bloom again. Even nicer.

00:30:06.560 --> 00:30:08.720 align:center
They call me gay?

00:30:08.800 --> 00:30:11.679 align:center
I actually saw that Bram has
a follow-up course.

00:30:11.760 --> 00:30:13.840 align:center
-Oh! Let's play!
-Let's go!

00:30:13.919 --> 00:30:15.040 align:center
Oh yeah!

00:30:17.120 --> 00:30:19.600 align:center
-When you're smilin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:30:19.679 --> 00:30:22.439 align:center
-When you're smilin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:30:22.520 --> 00:30:26.840 align:center
The whole world smiles with you

00:30:26.919 --> 00:30:29.399 align:center
-When you're laughin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:30:29.480 --> 00:30:32.480 align:center
-When you're laughin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:30:32.560 --> 00:30:36.439 align:center
Sun comes shinin' through

00:30:36.520 --> 00:30:39.199 align:center
But when you're cryin'

00:30:39.280 --> 00:30:41.760 align:center
You bring on the rain

00:30:41.840 --> 00:30:44.159 align:center
Stop your sighin'

00:30:44.240 --> 00:30:46.639 align:center
Be happy again

00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:49.040 align:center
-Keep on smilin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:30:49.120 --> 00:30:51.760 align:center
-When you're smilin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:30:51.840 --> 00:30:56.959 align:center
The whole world smiles with you

00:30:58.800 --> 00:31:01.919 align:center
Keep on laughin', keep smilin'

00:31:02.000 --> 00:31:04.639 align:center
Keep smiling

00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:06.959 align:center
When you're smilin'

00:31:07.040 --> 00:31:09.639 align:center
The whole world

00:31:09.720 --> 00:31:12.240 align:center
Smiles

00:31:12.320 --> 00:31:17.040 align:center
With you
world