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Villa Sunset.

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Five rooms. Infinity pool.

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And because he's a friend of Harm's,
50% discount.

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Holy shit!

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Okay. Long weekend.
Thursday through Sunday.

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Hey, Danny. These new friends of yours,
are they coming?

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It's just us and the girls.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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-End of the open friendship?
-Ah…

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Oh. Sorry, guys. It's my lawyer.

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I wanna celebrate the fact we're all back.

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I mean, I'm finally back with Pam.
Mike is back with Stevie.

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Greg is still with Merel,
and Ief… you're, uh,

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in transition, so you count as both.

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-I wanna get far away from this mess.
-Yeah.

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-Oh! Johanna's flooding me with texts.
-So she's going all out?

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She wants us to sue Levi since she
believes that the dismissal was illegal.

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Fight the good fight.

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There's nothing good about it.
It was a misunderstanding.

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Guys. We don't know
how to have fun anymore.

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What if it's the last chance we got?

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-What?
-War, climate change, or… döner kebab.

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-Anything can go wrong at any time.
-What? So…

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-Yeah?
-Yeah.

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ROOSTERS

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-Okay, I'll call and book it, yeah?
-Okay, then. Yeah.

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-I'll see you on the plane in two weeks.
-Oh no.

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Yeah, but you guys ran off to Knokke
by yourselves like a week ago.

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-But you're invited.
-Ibiza?

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Mm-hmm. Uh-huh.

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Oh, I'd kill for some time away, actually.

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-Mom?
-No. No.

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-The kids aren't coming, are they?
-Of course not.

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I said this was a vacation.
Can they stay with any of their friends?

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Four nights, Greg?

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-We have one option.
-No.

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Yeah.

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Nine hundred and sixty euros
for four days?

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How do you manage to sleep at night?

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Ten euros per hour is normal.

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-They're your grandkids!
-But they're also nuts.

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Huh? "Balance insufficient"?
That's impossible.

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Here's 500.
I'll send you the remainder soon.

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I want it all in cash.
Your father doesn't need to know.

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Then I'll give you the rest later.

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Be careful, or you'll get robbed.

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I'm so happy
that you're going to Ibiza, hon.

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I'm sure you could use it. Mm?

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Ah, check it out,
my old Hitkrant collection.

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Oh man, my childhood self is freaking out.

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-Store room or the garbage pile?
-Huh? No way.

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-Huh?
-Hi…

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Dude…

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You must be Ivo. Hey, man. I'm Joris. Hey.

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Ah! Great to meet you, dude.

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Desirée tells me
you can play a mean padel.

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Nice! We gotta play together.

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Well… Yeah.

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-Um… Got a minute to talk, Dee?
-Yeah.

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Sure.

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What the hell? Who is that?

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Joris. He's my number… 15.

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His wife caught us in bed,
and she just kicked him out.

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-What?
-No, it's okay. He was gonna leave her.

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I thought you were moving out,
not letting guys move in here with us.

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It'll barely be a week or two.

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-Then why are you helping Joris unpack?
-Where should I put Terry?

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That was his first pet.
He was so fond of him.

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Hey, look, Pop.
I guess we got that dog you wanted.

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When I get back from Ibiza, I want
your lunatic and his dog out of my house.

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Try being a little empathetic.

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One woman to another.

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So, Ibiza. Midlife crisis?

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No, smarty-pants. We're going as couples.
And not to party, but to sit back.

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Oh. Nice.

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So who's in your couple?

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Have you lost your mind?
Ibiza with the boys and their partners?

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Maybe we've started to grow up, Stevie.

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Well, it's about time you did.
But I still don't know.

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But…

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Things aren't that great
between us right now.

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Going to Ibiza with everyone?

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But we're gonna relax.
That's the whole point, 'kay?

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Rest is very good for a man's sperm,
so I hear--

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Mike. I'm already 35.
I don't have time to wait for a miracle.

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-A miracle?
-Yes.

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That your one half-dead cell
in the endless sea of all-dead cells

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will somehow find my egg.

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Jesus, Stevie.

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I've thought this through.
We're going for a donor.

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That's a lottery.
You don't know what you're gonna get.

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But what if we go to London?
You just choose out of a catalog.

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It's just like buying a new car.

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Listen. We can also have this conversation
under the sun,

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on the beach, with a mojito. Hm?

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I'm not gonna want to talk on
and on while everyone--

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I'm not gonna want that either.

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Listen, too much stress
isn't good for my sperm.

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-Stop talking about your sperm!
-So I… Yeah, yeah.

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-Oh! Andrea… is coming too.
-Why?

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Don't want her and Hristo
to have the house to themselves.

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I think the damage has been done.

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Ah.

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I thought we were gonna keep it simple,
pack light for this.

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Your bag's about to burst.

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It's just toiletries.

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And a hair dryer. And a straightener.

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A straightener? Why don't you use
a tie when it gets dirty?

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What?

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You know me?

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Why is their cleaning lady coming?

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Great! We won't have to clean up at all.

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-I-bi-za!
-Ah!

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-You too, huh?
-What?

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What did you pack in there?

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-Just a few outfits.
-Was there a memo that I didn't get?

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My love. Oh…

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-We're back in just a few days, Andrea.
-Señora.

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Excuse me. Ugh. I know.

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I had to print out the boarding passes.

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But they said you had to do it on an app,
I guess.

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And then I couldn't get my phone
to connect to the printer.

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Hey, I thought you said no kids.

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I'm no less childish than you are, Danny.

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Yeah.

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Now I feel like a terrible mother,
to boot.

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-Cheers.
-Cheers.

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Mike. Mike.

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-Mike.
-Come on, go.

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-We're not allowed to.
-Just do it.

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-Mike, sorry. Mike.
-Yeah?

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-Could you get me a beer?
-Yeah.

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-Wine also. Fill it up.
-Um, I can't…

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-Here, take this.
-Hey, Good Life, you gonna eat that?

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-No. Okay. Okay. Okay.
-Yeah.

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Sure. Thanks. Yeah. Oh.

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-The other one too.
-Mike. How about that one?

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-The white.
-You have a good flight.

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Yeah. 'Kay. You too.

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Ah man. Oof, sorry.

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Seriously, even Andrea flies
business class. We are such cheapskates.

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A complete waste of cash
on a short flight.

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-I hope all their luggage gets lost.
-Merel. Hey, no.

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This is cool. A father-daughter adventure.

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I love you.

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When I see what an intelligent, fun,

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bright, strong young woman
you've grown into, it, uh,

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fills me with pride.

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Sorry. What'd you say?

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Oh. Nothing. Nothing.

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You know, say what you want about them…
but they have good taste.

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Hey, Mike. This pool's way bigger
than your pool.

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No, they're roughly equal.

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So, uh, what exactly does Harm's guy do
to get this place?

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Man, gay people are stinking rich.
That's what happens when you have no kids.

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-A kid costs a Ferrari, you know.
-Don't forget the lessons.

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-Hey, pick your rooms guys.
-Oh, yeah!

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Let's go! You go left, I go right.

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-This one!
-I want this.

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The rooms are all the same!

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The rooms are all the same, huh?
This is like Bert and Ernie.

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We can push the beds together.
Don't worry.

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Mm.

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Uh, what are you doing?

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Well, Greg, I'm calling your mother
to ask about the kids.

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No, don't. Besides, they're at school.

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-This weekend is all about us.
-Okay.

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We see ourselves as parents
and forget that we're a couple too.

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-I know.
-Yeah.

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That's why you slept
with your personal trainer.

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-Why drag that up now?
-Sorry.

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-That's not funny.
-No. I know. Bad example. Sorry.

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Hey. Ooh. Um, the beach awaits.

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-Beach bar.
-Oh? Mm-hmm.

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-Sangria.
-Mm-hmm.

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-Oh my God. Sangria!
-Yes!

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Pizza Margherita for 30 euros?

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Guys, should I order us a bottle of wine,
you think?

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Good idea. I'll pay for the house.
You take care of the rest.

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-Patriarchal.
-Not at all.

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The women are welcome to pitch in.

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-Oh, thank you.
-Speaking of women in charge…

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What did Kristel ultimately do
to get fired?

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Oh, she wasn't actually fired.
She chose to leave the company.

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She invited him over to her house
and requested a… foot massage.

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No, she never asked,
she put her feet in my lap.

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That's not intimidating.
That's a bit of flirting.

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What if it were flipped?
Your boss put you in a similar position?

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-I am the boss.
-Did she molest you?

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No, God, no.

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There was one time she put her hand
on my knee. So…

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And she threw coffee on you
so you had to take off your shirt.

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-Yeah.
-And then she got you a new shirt.

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-Huh? Mm.
-Mm.

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No.

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I don't know, but I think firing her
was excessive in this example.

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Exactly. I told you.
You should've slept with her, man.

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Pardon?

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How far does a woman need to go
before it's sexual harassment?

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Ief, women aren't as intimidating.

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-Well…
-Okay. Are we done talking about this?

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-All right, let's drink. Hey, Pablo!
-Come on, behave.

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What? He looks like a Pablo.
Ah, you guys, you guys…

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Hey, here's some good news.

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-I just heard back about a boat.
-Seriously?

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-Through Harm's friend.
-Aren't boats huge polluters?

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-Divided by eight, it's not so bad.
-Nope.

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-They use a ton of gas.
-And they're expensive.

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-Uh, can we rent paddleboats instead?
-Too bad. I already booked it.

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Mm.

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Hey!

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Come on, come on, give it to me.
Give it to me. Oh, that's great.

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-That's great.
-Yeah?

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Good, a little bit more.
Just more. Yeah, go like…

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Ah, isn't love beautiful?

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-Uh, Greg.
-Hmm?

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-You're ruining the pic.
-But I'm cleaning the water.

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Oh, can't we stay in this house
and live here forever?

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Just say the word.

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Yeah, yeah! Sangria!
I whipped this up here.

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A lot better than those beach drinks.

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-Are you gonna drink the entire time?
-Duh, hello, I'm on holiday.

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Have a nice night, everyone.

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-See ya!
-Where you going?

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-I have a date.
-Here? With who?

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With a boy from school.
He's on vacation with friends.

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-Hey, turn location sharing on.
-That drains my battery too much.

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-I wanna know where you are, Tess!
-Bye, Dad!

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Jesus. Johanna.

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Oh. You should answer it.

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Oh, hi, Johanna. Nice to see you,
but I'm in Ibiza, uh, right now so, uh…

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-Why do you have a Tinder account?
-An idea my daughter had.

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-Let me finish.
-You asked me.

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On your profile, you describe yourself as,

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"A sweet, gentle man,
but also rough around the edges."

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Yeah, that was all written by my daughter.
She just left. Otherwise, she'd--

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Ivo, I don't have time for bullshit.
Just tell me, do you identify as a woman?

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Yes or no?

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I guess I'm really more… gender-fluid.

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You know what, Ivo?
Ask your daughter to defend you.

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because I don't want to deal
with you anymore.

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What? No, Johanna, listen. I can explain.

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No, goddammit, fucking hell!

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Sorry.

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Guys, good news… Through Harm's friend,
I got us a reservation at Robalo,

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the best restaurant in Ibiza!

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-Robalo?
-Ooh!

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Uh, wait a minute.
Why don't we just eat here tonight?

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I already booked it.

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Oh, Andrea. There's no need.
We're not going to cook anyway.

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-Well, what about tomorrow?
-We're going sailing. You're coming with.

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-I can't swim.
-Then we'll just get a little sun.

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-It's good for the baby, some vitamin D.
-Mm-hmm.

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Got a minute?

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Yeah. Yeah.

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-When was this?
-Now. This is live.

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Hristo is doing it on our sofa.

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Is that the woman
who cleans the neighbor's house?

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What difference does it make?
That… That wild ape!

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Oh no, what should we do?

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Hristo! You're fired!

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-Wait! Now he'll just rob us blind!
-Oh yeah.

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Okay, you're not fired,
but we really have to talk!

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-Ugh. And Andrea is head over heels.
-And she's pregnant. We have to tell her.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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-Can we think it over and discuss it?
-Yeah.

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Oh, I'm so sad for her.

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'Kay, I wanna shower
before the hot water runs out.

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What a terrible situation.

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Uh… No, no…

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Not in the dining room either!

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Filthy bastard.

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Yes!

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Milady.

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Why didn't you say anything?
Now I'm like the ugly duckling.

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-You look fantastic.
-In my Jesus Nikes?

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-I'm totally underdressed.
-Stop already.

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We're spending a fortune on this trip,
and you're just acting cranky.

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-No.
-Mm-hmm.

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You're not underdressed. And, uh…

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That was hard for me.

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I really didn't see it coming.

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Oh, that's great.

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Tess. You're not responding,
and your location is turned off.

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Are you dead?

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-Ief, leave her alone. Isn't she 18?
-And 18-year-olds don't get roofied?

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Señorita. Can we have seven tequilas?
Por favor.

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Give me an encore.

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-Give me an encore?
-I mean, shouldn't we slow down?

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No, no. You know what they say, right?

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Tequila might not be the answer,
but it's worth a shot.

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Okay, now here's to old friends.

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-Puta madre.
-Yeah…

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How… how's the sea? Looking calm?
Uh, can we get a refund at this point?

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You're all so wimpy.
Once we get out on the water,

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you'll be back in business, okay?

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And now… here's our boat.

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You know, I'm really not a fan of boats.
I just wanna go back to the villa.

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-Buenos días. Good morning.
-Are you sure?

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Welcome aboard.

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Andrea, you want any seasickness meds?

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I'm pregnant.

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-You need anything for seasickness?
-I'm self-medicating.

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What? No! You don't want
to do that, do you?

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What's your problem?
They're just breasts, who cares?

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I mean, I don't, but my friends would.

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Aren't you a huge fan of the '90s?
Everyone walked around topless.

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The '90s were phenomenal.

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You could lie in the park
without a care in the world.

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If you'd prefer,
I have an extra UV shirt for you.

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Ugh.

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Why can't he be topless?

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Oh, Captain, my Captain.

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Hey, honey. Can I hit you with some SPF?
The sun is twice as strong on the water.

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Oh, man, why aren't we rich?

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Greg! Take a photo for Facebook!

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Oh. She's enjoying herself, huh?
The boat was a good idea, wasn't it?

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I mean, this is the life, right? Love it.

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-Shall I take the photo?
-Oh yeah.

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-Okay.
-Oh no. No, no.

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-My husband will take the picture.
-Okay.

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Yes. Yes.

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-Fifteen missed calls from school?
-What?

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-I have 19 missed calls.
-What? Huh?

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Why do they call you more often?

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-Yeah. Mothers are the reliable ones.
-Ah. That's what they think.

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Hey, Esther. Hi. What's the matter?

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Two boys were fighting over Sky.
A third boy from another class joined in.

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Yeah, okay, but isn't that normal?

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These boys all like the same girl
when they're that age.

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It's not normal that Sky says
she has an open relationship.

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"Just like her parents."

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I'm sorry, what?
Jesus, those kids hear every damn thing.

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Yeah, we found that an old-fashioned
monogamous marriage didn't work.

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-That's probably why I tried to kiss you.
-Sorry?

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Uh, she gave me a lot of signs.

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-Are you kidding?
-Can we talk about Sky for now, please?

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One boy hit another boy
in the face with a stick.

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So now he's at the hospital,

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and experts are attempting to preserve
his eye if they can.

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His eye?!

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Andrea?

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Are you okay? The wind has settled down.

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And the view on the deck
is really something special.

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Too bad Hristo can't see it.

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Yeah.

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Hristo…

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Don't you think you're rushing
into this relationship a bit?

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Hristo and I are amor.

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He is my prince charming and my heart.

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Oh, Andrea, sorry. He was unfaithful.

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Your prince… he was messing
with another woman on the security camera.

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Ms. Stevie, that's
not a thing Hristo would do.

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Sorry.

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Andrea.

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Where are you going?

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Andrea? Andrea!

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Oh my God! Mike!

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-What?
-She can't swim.

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-Danny!
-Man overboard!

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-She's a woman.
-Are you serious? Come on.

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I can't do lifesaving swimming.

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-What? You're not going snorkeling!
-What if she sank to the bottom already?

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-I don't see her.
-You don't?

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No.

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-Hurry!
-I don't see!

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Come on!

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-No. She's underwater.
-Where?

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-No! I don't see her!
-There!

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Yes!

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-Oh, thank God!
-I was right behind him.

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I'm so glad you and the baby are okay.

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-Well?
-A few sleeping pills knocked her out.

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She really needed sleep.

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-She's pregnant. She can't have that.
-Stress isn't good either.

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Man, what a day.

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If the captain hadn't gotten her,
who would?

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Thinking back,
none of the ladies jumped in.

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-You say you want to be equal.
-Yeah.

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But they only want to
when it's convenient.

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-All right, people. I'm heading out.
-Okay.

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-I thought we could hang out tonight.
-We hung out together this whole time.

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You slept through most of it.

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We've gotta go home now.

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That kid's gonna lose his eye.
And it's on us.

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Did you become an eye doctor
all of a sudden?

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Nothing we can do.

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Even if it was an accident, you think
it would be polite to reach out?

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Tess sent the driving examiner
to the hospital,

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and she hasn't sent her flowers.

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What? She got in an accident?
She only said that she didn't pass.

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She was completely drunk.

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-Because you told her to drink beer.
-One beer, but to relax. That's it.

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Wait a minute. I'm sorry.
My daughter was drunk, you let her drive?

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-It's okay. Right? Yeah, let's move on.
-No, I will not move on, Greg.

21:29.320 --> 21:33.320
Actually, this is the perfect time for us
to address the elephant in the room.

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What elephant?

21:36.840 --> 21:38.600
Merel's drinking problem.

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You think I'm an alcoholic?

21:43.360 --> 21:44.360
Come on, now!

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Come on, Ief, we're in Ibiza.
Even the fish drink alcohol.

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-Yeah.
-Why don't I ask Harm's friend if he has--

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I don't care what Harm's friend says!

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We'll order a pizza or two,
we'll play a game, and chill here.

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-Great.
-What if…

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we all watch the pilot
of Mike's new series?

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-Yeah!
-No. The… The sound really sucks.

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We don't care about that.

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Yeah, Mike, we're all very curious
to see what you've been working on.

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-Beer, pizza, the premiere of Roosters!
-Yeah!

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-I just want to get laid!
-Mariette, have a cup of coffee.

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Why an open relationship?
What we have is perfect.

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When you were
the only one sleeping with people?

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And to think she only went
to that damn gym because of me.

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What a slut!

22:28.040 --> 22:30.600
But, guys, don't be so sexist.
Remember what Bas said.

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Only a real man
can handle a successful woman.

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You've just gotten meaner
since you became famous.

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-I thought it was very inspiring.
-Right, this new masculinity is bullshit.

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It's just a money grab!

22:41.880 --> 22:44.280
That guy is laughing his head off.
And he's making a fortune.

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If you're so smart,
why don't you start your own course?

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-Yeah!
-Now that's a great idea, man.

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-Let's get a drink.
-Yeah, and you're buying. Come on.

22:52.520 --> 22:54.919
-I gotta go home now.
-What? Hey… no.

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We'll add some music, you know.

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Is that how I seem to you?
As a dumb bimbo?

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-This is fiction.
-That was us. Fiction, my ass.

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Yeah. And I'm the horny one
who's always getting drunk.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on.
Okay, okay. Listen.

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It may be that I've been…

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I was a little inspired
by, uh, things from our lives.

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"By things from our lives"?
Mike, that was our lives! Word for word.

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You are getting paid
to make us look like idiots.

23:29.640 --> 23:32.720
-No. No. I…
-Actually, I thought that I was okay.

23:32.800 --> 23:35.600
Ivo, no, it isn't you. Got me?
It isn't you. It's fiction.

23:35.679 --> 23:39.679
Mike, just stop lying. We're your friends.
Friendship is based on trust.

23:39.760 --> 23:42.439
-It is not putting everyone on cable TV.
-Yeah. I'm not an alcoholic.

23:42.520 --> 23:45.800
You guys, relax already.
It's really not that bad.

23:45.880 --> 23:50.320
Mike has immortalized our boring lives.
Thanks to him, we're gonna be famous.

23:50.399 --> 23:53.560
-I'm already famous.
-Friendship is also about sharing.

23:53.640 --> 23:58.520
That's just as important as trust.
And we shared our experiences with Mike.

23:58.600 --> 24:01.000
Oh yeah? Then I've also
got something to share.

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-No. No.
-Mike would like to impregnate you.

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-With the sperm of his brother.
-No! Not true.

24:06.399 --> 24:08.399
-Patrick?
-That is false.

24:08.480 --> 24:10.399
-Oh yeah?
-I canceled it.

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You don't want a donor,
but you'd take it from your weird brother?

24:14.360 --> 24:18.080
Sweetheart, it's… Listen, my love…
I… I will kill you. I'll kill you!

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Sharing. Huh?

24:22.000 --> 24:25.080
Before we broke up, you'd been
with more women than just Tina?

24:25.159 --> 24:28.200
-You heard him. It's fiction.
-Oh, now it's fiction?

24:28.280 --> 24:30.679
Well, you're not exactly Ms. Wholesome,
are you, Pam?

24:30.760 --> 24:33.360
Let's, uh… talk about that old geezer
and his son?

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-Your bestie likes to share too.
-Oh!

24:35.640 --> 24:37.800
-Danny got blown by a man.
-What?

24:37.880 --> 24:41.640
Hmm. No big deal, so what?
My girlfriend is very open-minded. Right?

24:41.720 --> 24:45.760
-But now you're gay?
-What? Gay?

24:45.840 --> 24:49.120
Bicurious? A little.
No, no that phase is over now.

24:49.200 --> 24:51.080
-It's… uh… Pam, hey!
-Pam!

24:51.159 --> 24:53.120
You did it
with that girl in our threesome.

24:53.200 --> 24:55.800
-That's totally different!
-Why?

24:55.880 --> 24:58.120
-Oh, that's… that's… what is it?
-Uh, sexist.

24:58.200 --> 25:00.880
Yeah! Sexist! Pam!

25:00.960 --> 25:02.120
Ugh. Your mother.

25:02.200 --> 25:03.439
-No. No.
-Yeah.

25:03.520 --> 25:05.040
-No. Don't answer it.
-Buzz off.

25:05.120 --> 25:06.840
All right.

25:06.919 --> 25:10.800
-Hey, sweetie. What's up?
-Hey, something happened at school.

25:10.880 --> 25:12.040
We know, Sky. Listen.

25:12.120 --> 25:15.040
Just because we're in an open marriage,
it doesn't mean that…

25:15.120 --> 25:16.919
What? Open marriage?

25:17.000 --> 25:19.120
Damn it, why didn't you say
Grandma was right there?

25:19.199 --> 25:23.720
Oh Greg, your poor children are left
without a single role model.

25:23.800 --> 25:25.399
No wonder they're out of control!

25:25.480 --> 25:28.080
Great material for season two, I guess.

25:28.159 --> 25:30.199
I gave you a second chance,
and you do this.

25:30.280 --> 25:32.880
Sweetheart, we gave
each other a second chance.

25:32.960 --> 25:35.159
You came and found me in Knokke.

25:35.240 --> 25:38.520
Mike, you came to crash
my book presentation.

25:38.600 --> 25:40.679
Look, Stevie…

25:40.760 --> 25:42.280
I canceled the thing with Patrick!

25:42.360 --> 25:45.679
And I'm canceling this thing
with you, Mike. I'm leaving. Bye!

25:45.760 --> 25:48.159
Thanks, man. What a trip.
Super! Top-notch.

25:48.240 --> 25:50.840
You and your open relationship!

25:50.919 --> 25:53.399
I'm only doing it for you!
You felt trapped by the routine!

25:53.480 --> 25:56.480
-But the whole thing just drives me nuts.
-I know!

25:56.560 --> 25:58.000
Stop!

25:58.080 --> 26:00.560
Oh, Andrea, honey, come on.
Let's get out of here, all right?

26:00.640 --> 26:01.840
No!

26:01.919 --> 26:06.640
I won't support you running away.
Mr. Mike is a good man.

26:06.720 --> 26:08.880
He's not going around,
screwing other women.

26:08.960 --> 26:12.199
You people have everything,
but you're still not happy.

26:12.280 --> 26:13.800
Más amor, gente.

26:13.880 --> 26:16.399
A little more love, please!

26:17.280 --> 26:18.720
Who saw that coming?

26:18.800 --> 26:21.560
She keeps your household running
and your relationship.

26:44.320 --> 26:47.040
Ivo Hofman versus Buijsman Architects

26:47.120 --> 26:50.720
regarding the unlawful dismissal
of the plaintiff.

26:50.800 --> 26:52.360
The plaintiff says he's a woman.

26:55.439 --> 26:57.280
Don't you have a lawyer?

26:57.360 --> 27:01.240
Uh, no, that's not necessary.
I want to withdraw all of the charges.

27:02.280 --> 27:05.760
-Is that how you say it?
-Mr. Hofman. Or would you prefer Ms.?

27:05.840 --> 27:09.040
No. Mr. I'd like to explain.

27:10.360 --> 27:14.399
About a year ago, my friends and I took
a course on New Masculinity.

27:15.080 --> 27:17.520
Very good. I'd… suggest it.

27:18.040 --> 27:21.480
The four of us still need to digest
and process what it means.

27:21.560 --> 27:25.640
For example, what is a man?
And what is a woman?

27:26.640 --> 27:29.439
And I know it sounds simple,
but it really isn't.

27:29.520 --> 27:32.159
-Mr. Hofman--
-I'll get to the point. I will.

27:32.240 --> 27:35.520
My friends and I had to reevaluate
what we knew. All of it.

27:35.600 --> 27:37.600
These are for you.

27:37.679 --> 27:42.080
It'll be okay. I know it.
High five. Down low.

27:42.159 --> 27:44.439
The way we speak now. The way we think.

27:44.520 --> 27:47.919
The way we behave with a partner.
The way we raise our children.

27:48.000 --> 27:49.880
Mom, I really don't like him
with only one eye.

27:49.960 --> 27:51.199
We're gonna have to break up.

27:51.280 --> 27:53.760
Uh, sure, I get it, baby,
but you're not doing it now.

27:53.840 --> 27:56.720
Yeah, you can't stay with a man
just out of pity, can you?

27:56.800 --> 27:58.560
-You certainly can.
-Huh?

27:58.640 --> 28:03.080
Monogamous heterosexual couples
struggle too. Who are we? What do we want?

28:03.159 --> 28:07.240
-I am not gay.
-You're a great actor, I'll give you that.

28:07.320 --> 28:10.679
No, I had to piss, and I was blind drunk
with glasses of wine in my hands.

28:10.760 --> 28:12.800
-Before I knew, he was there--
-Hey. Mental picture.

28:12.880 --> 28:16.720
Yeah. Nobody is 100% straight, you know.

28:16.800 --> 28:19.120
Right? You said you were modern.

28:19.199 --> 28:21.600
I can't be that modern, Dan. I can't.

28:21.679 --> 28:23.600
Even the way we have children is changing.

28:23.679 --> 28:26.560
Stevie! Stevie!

28:26.640 --> 28:29.640
Stevie, please! I--

28:29.720 --> 28:31.840
-Your boarding pass. Excuse me, sir.
-Oh, hey. Sorry.

28:31.919 --> 28:33.679
How much do you want?
For your boarding pass.

28:33.760 --> 28:36.280
-Leave me alone, Mike!
-I…

28:36.360 --> 28:39.199
Oh. Come on, please, look.
She's going to London. Yeah?

28:39.280 --> 28:42.679
She wants a doctor to inseminate her,
and I have to… I have to go there. Please.

28:42.760 --> 28:46.280
In the movies,
the guy gets through! Stevie!

28:46.360 --> 28:48.959
It's not surprising
that we sometimes get confused

28:49.040 --> 28:50.560
by all these changes.

28:52.800 --> 28:56.760
I'm very sorry if I hurt anybody.
It was not on purpose.

28:59.360 --> 29:01.639
I really tried to be a new man
and do good.

29:01.720 --> 29:03.320
And in the end, I did bad.

29:05.159 --> 29:08.159
It's not easy to be a new man
in this world.

29:08.240 --> 29:11.439
To meet the demands of modern society.

29:11.520 --> 29:14.520
It is… difficult.

29:14.600 --> 29:19.520
So, if I understand correctly,
this course turned you into a woman?

29:20.360 --> 29:23.879
No. I'm afraid it didn't.
I'm sorry I wasn't clear.

29:24.399 --> 29:28.480
I may be transitioning.
However, it's… into a new man.

29:31.959 --> 29:35.480
Yeah, so when she does something
with a woman, it's experimenting.

29:35.560 --> 29:38.760
I do something with a man… I'm a homo.

29:38.840 --> 29:41.240
I mean, seriously, where is the equality?

29:41.320 --> 29:45.639
Yeah, precisely. Who says Stevie can have
a kid whenever she wants and I can't?

29:45.720 --> 29:47.840
-Nature does, dude.
-Yeah.

29:47.919 --> 29:50.399
I read online that they designed
an artificial womb

29:50.480 --> 29:52.879
and are using stem cells
instead of an egg cell.

29:52.959 --> 29:55.399
-Wow, let's have a baby, then, my love.
-Yeah.

29:55.480 --> 29:57.879
You know what it is?
We evolved way too fast.

29:57.959 --> 29:59.760
The mass population,
they just can't keep up.

29:59.840 --> 30:02.720
Guys, we're like a flower
that loses its petals.

30:02.800 --> 30:05.360
Soon, we will bloom again. Even nicer.

30:06.560 --> 30:08.720
They call me gay?

30:08.800 --> 30:11.679
I actually saw that Bram has
a follow-up course.

30:11.760 --> 30:13.840
-Oh! Let's play!
-Let's go!

30:13.919 --> 30:15.040
Oh yeah!

30:17.120 --> 30:19.600
-When you're smilin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

30:19.679 --> 30:22.439
-When you're smilin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

30:22.520 --> 30:26.840
The whole world smiles with you

30:26.919 --> 30:29.399
-When you're laughin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

30:29.480 --> 30:32.480
-When you're laughin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

30:32.560 --> 30:36.439
Sun comes shinin' through

30:36.520 --> 30:39.199
But when you're cryin'

30:39.280 --> 30:41.760
You bring on the rain

30:41.840 --> 30:44.159
Stop your sighin'

30:44.240 --> 30:46.639
Be happy again

30:46.720 --> 30:49.040
-Keep on smilin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

30:49.120 --> 30:51.760
-When you're smilin'
-Yeah, yeah, yeah

30:51.840 --> 30:56.959
The whole world smiles with you

30:58.800 --> 31:01.919
Keep on laughin', keep smilin'

31:02.000 --> 31:04.639
Keep smiling

31:04.720 --> 31:06.959
When you're smilin'

31:07.040 --> 31:09.639
The whole world

31:09.720 --> 31:12.240
Smiles

31:12.320 --> 31:17.040
With you
world