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I, um…

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I've been thinking.

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Now that we're both being completely open.

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Hmm?

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Well, I think now might be the time to…

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-To open the relationship? I don't.
-No, I didn't mean that.

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Two of my friends have tried it,
and it was a big mistake.

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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

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No, I've been thinking that maybe
we could tell my father we're together.

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I see.

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Wouldn't it be better to wait?

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Well, I like you. A lot, Ivo.
And I don't want to lie.

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Neither do I.

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Except about your dachshund.

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I just think it's better
to, um, keep it quiet for now.

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Until it's all… certain.

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You mean until your project is sold?

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That is not… Oh!
You don't really think that, do you?

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-Ivo, I'm not trying to insult you, but…
-Mm.

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You like your project
a little more than you like me.

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No, no, no. As much as you.

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You more. I prefer you, Roos.

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So much more. I swear, Roos.

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Yeah, sure, Ivo!

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ROOSTERS

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Hello, my Goodlifers.

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I woke up like this,
and look how radiant I am.

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Ha! Not true. It's just a filter. See?

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Ta-da! Here.
This is the harsh reality, friends.

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My face right now is all crumpled.
Dark circles and puffiness.

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So yeah.

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My girls, stay true to yourselves.

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Don't fall for the fake.

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Never. Nope.

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#RealLifeWithStevie.

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It takes some getting used to.
The honest content.

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Sweetheart! I was thinking,
I'm gonna call about an appointment

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so we both can get checked out.

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"Checked out"?

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Yeah, because we're thinking
about becoming a mom and dad now, right?

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Oh! Uh, by the gynecologist.
Yeah, good idea.

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After you turn 35, I hear the quality
of your eggs goes right downhill.

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Yeah. "We," honey. You too.

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Nah. Babe, men
can have children their whole lives.

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Well, yeah, but age isn't everything,
is it?

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Lifestyle is also really important.

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Don't expect me
to start drinking acai juice.

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I don't. I'm sure we'll be fine.

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It's just, I have many friends
in their forties who had to try forever.

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-That's not the end of the world.
-Mike, I'm calling. I can go there today.

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And we'll just keep practicing
for now. Okay?

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-Hey! Hristo!
-Oh!

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You don't have chairs in Bulgaria?

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-I make window clean.
-You're making the chair dirty!

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Idiot.

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Oh, I'm sure we can get
this situation taken care of--

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-Mike.
-Mike.

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-Come in.
-Hey.

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-So…
-Yeah. Um…

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All right. What ended up going on
between you and Kristel?

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Yeah, so, uh, I think it's, uh, good that
we can discuss amongst ourselves.

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I think there might've been
a bit of a misunderstanding.

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-Don't worry.
-Hmm?

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I promise we treat harassment cases
like yours seriously, Mike.

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Although this is the first time that a man
has been harassed by a, well… a woman.

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-Yeah.
-But that doesn't make it less serious.

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No. I want to clarify
something right away.

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-Mm-hmm?
-"Harassment"?

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That is a rather strong word.

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"She asked me to come to her house,
and when we finished work,

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she opened a bottle of wine
and made me massage her feet."

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-Yeah. She was just tired, I'm sure.
-Hmm.

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We men obviously don't know what it's like
to walk around in heels, do we?

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"When we drove to a meeting,
she put her hand on my upper thigh."

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Her intentions were good.

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Be that as it may, at one point you do say
that she had forced you to undress.

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You know, "forced," "forced"…

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"She bought me a new shirt
and asked me to try it in front of her."

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-I could've gone to the toilet.
-That's not what you say.

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-Don't I?
-Mike.

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You're not retracting your story
due to pressure from Kristel, are you?

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Oh, no…

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Ah, no, no, no. No, absolutely not.

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Then what is this? A… a false report?

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No, it's… it's not false. No.

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-Mike?
-It… it's… a bit complicated. Okay?

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Do you need psychological support
to do this?

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It was awkward.

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Uh, but…

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Mike, we got it. Thank you. It's okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Mm.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Is Roos not in today?

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No, she's sick.

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Did she say anything to you?

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Yeah. That she's sick.

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Yeah, right. She's playing the victim
so she can tear me apart.

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Maybe she's sick.
Isn't that possible, dude?

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She's sick of him.

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What a loser.

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Yeah. You're ruinin' your shot
with the boss's daughter, idiot.

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If Levi finds out,
I'll… I'll lose my project, guys. Then--

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Get down on your knees.
Apologize. I don't know. Figure it out.

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Oh! It's from Roos. I gotta go.

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This is great. Don't worry about it.

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No hard feelings.

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I'm chill.

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-You reacted emotionally. I forgive you.
-I want you to delete that video.

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Um, what video?

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The one with the permission to have sex.

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Oh. Yeah. The "active consent."

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Sure. Not a problem.

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-I'll do it now. With you as a witness.
-Mm-hmm.

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Uh…

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What is it?

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Um… I left my phone
and my charger… back at work.

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Fuck.

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Hey! Have you found
any phones in the office?

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No.

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No? Are you sure?

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And you haven't…
put it in that dress of yours?

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This? No. This one is my phone.

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Mm.

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What are you gonna do now? Date them both?

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What did I do?

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This is a terrible mess.

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You've gotta choose.

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Will you go for the silver fox
or for the young pup?

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I've been wondering what Dan is up to.

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I saw him
when we were out the other night.

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-A pup with silver hair.
-No. He was really different.

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-Oh?
-Yeah.

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Sweeter? I don't know.
He had a different look too.

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Oh, it's because of his roommate sitch.

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What, Mike?

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No. He lives with his business partner.

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Greg says he's got new friends
and he's totally into the gay scene too.

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-Dan?
-Yeah.

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Since the course,
it's like all of them are gay.

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-I did it!
-Great! Ten more, sweetie.

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And then just like that, parallel pro.

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-Dan is not gay.
-Mm, you never know.

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With Greg, it wouldn't surprise me at all.
Seriously.

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He's not interested in sex.

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He's always at the gym.
He wants to talk about his feelings.

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No, I know straight guys
that wanna do that too.

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Mm.

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Shit, Pam.
And I just thought of something else.

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Greg also does a lot more than me
around the house these days.

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Shouldn't you, uh, be with Tess?

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Mm. She'll never learn like that.

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No. I didn't ever molest Mike at work.
I just wanted to sleep with him.

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Why is that suddenly a problem, Theo?

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I'm sorry, did you forget
that you ended up marrying your secretary?

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Oh, now…

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-That was a long time ago, wasn't it?
-Yes.

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We don't blame you, Kristel.
But there's a company protocol to follow.

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I work 14 hours a day for this company.
You know I do.

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Who can I date
if not someone working at the office?

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The problem, Kristel, is that,
as the boss, you have leverage over Mike.

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I'm the CEO.
I have leverage over everyone here.

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So, who am I able to sleep with? You guys?

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You're making this quite hard, Kristel.

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Oh, right. Very well.
I guess I'll make it easy for you.

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I quit.

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Bye, gentlemen.

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Well, what can I say?

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You're not surprised?

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No. When I saw you taking your toothbrush
and packing up your things,

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I, uh, thought there was something.

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-Armand, you are such a wonderful man--
-Mm.

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-You deserve a woman--
-No, I don't need your sympathy.

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I know you want to… finish packing
and, uh, head back home.

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Is there someone else?

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Yeah.

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Ah. Younger?

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It's not hard to be younger than you.

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I've tried monogamy,
but it's just not for me, Armand.

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-Hi. Hey.
-Hey. How was the clinic?

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-I was lying there, you know.
-Mm-hmm?

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-And I just felt so happy.
-Yeah?

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Yeah. That everything's
turned out so well.

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And you and I are embarking
on this enormous adventure, hand in hand.

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Yeah, well…

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What is it?

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Uh, I've been, uh… been promoted to CEO.

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-What?!
-Yeah.

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Oh my God! Oh my God!

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That's fantastic!
Congratulations! Mike, that's amazing!

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-Yeah, but I'm also shocked.
-Yeah! Andrea! Champagne!

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-Mike got promoted today!
-Whoo!

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Mr. C-E-O.

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-My love.
-Mm.

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-At last, we are both doing well.
-Yeah.

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-Hey!
-Hey! Ho!

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-I'm so thrilled for you, sir.
-Mm. Thanks.

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-Get yourself a glass, Andrea.
-Uh-huh.

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You're saying there's a chance
there's a video circulating your office

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in which the daughter of the boss
demands you give her a good…

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-That's what I said.
-They'll think that you did it on purpose.

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-Yeah.
-Revenge or something.

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-Yeah. Revenge porn is a serious problem.
-Yeah.

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-I tell ya, the stats are scary.
-Ah…

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But isn't it pretty hard
to break into someone's phone?

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-Well…
-Do you have a biometric key?

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What's that?

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It unlocks your phone
with your face or your print.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, guys.
I mean, of course I have that.

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Hey, where are we getting drinks?

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I can't. I have a wine tasting to go to.
I'd be sorry to miss it.

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Uh, and… and what
about our beer tasting Dan?

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-Yeah…
-He's going with his new friends.

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-What? Come on.
-You like them better than us, don't you?

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Hey. That's not it.
It's just sorta… different.

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Yeah, you do.

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You know… you know what Harm did
when I moved in?

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He threw me a surprise party.
And Mike? What did you do? Huh?

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Hey, you just appeared on my stoop.

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So…

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Ah, let him go.

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The three of us have fun together.

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What did you say it was?

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The butt plug.

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You still have it? I thought
you didn't exactly love the experience.

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Yeah, I didn't. But what if he's using
the butt plug with someone else?

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Come on, now, Merel.

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What? I told him to get rid of it,
but then I find it buried in the closet?

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That means nothing.

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You were ranting
that Greg doesn't throw anything out.

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That was old Sports Illustrated issues.

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Merel, I have to go now.
This is ridiculous. Greg is a hetero.

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-Well, you broke up with the old man.
-Mm.

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My dad is heartbroken.
Yeah, it's a bit sad.

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Look, he can find someone his age,
you know?

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What? You're dumping me too?

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I'm grateful to you, Enzo.
You spared me a considerable regret.

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Yeah, my father.

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Being a mother.

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I actually thought it might be for me
for a second,

00:13:39.160 --> 00:13:42.199 align:center
but thanks to you,
I know that I don't want children.

00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:48.320 align:center
That is a weight off my shoulders. Wow.

00:13:48.400 --> 00:13:51.440 align:center
Mm. Hmm. Hmm.

00:13:51.520 --> 00:13:54.000 align:center
Hey, but, wait, Pam, you can't be serious.

00:13:54.079 --> 00:13:55.959 align:center
You don't want either of us?

00:13:57.079 --> 00:13:59.920 align:center
Pam, you don't care that my family
is completely destroyed now?!

00:14:08.079 --> 00:14:13.400 align:center
And this wine is full of…
earthy notes and lots of minerals.

00:14:13.480 --> 00:14:17.440 align:center
You may feel a slight tingling,
which can happen with organic wine.

00:14:20.040 --> 00:14:24.760 align:center
And the bouquet is, um, very surprising.
What are you getting?

00:14:24.839 --> 00:14:26.079 align:center
I got leather.

00:14:26.160 --> 00:14:29.400 align:center
It's a little smoky.
Tobacco-like. Chocolate. Is that there?

00:14:29.479 --> 00:14:30.760 align:center
-Hmm.
-Yes, it is.

00:14:32.760 --> 00:14:33.920 align:center
Yeah, it's good.

00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:38.319 align:center
Danny's straight.
His palate might not have developed yet.

00:14:38.400 --> 00:14:41.360 align:center
Don't let these queens get to you.
Oh, I'm Marcel. Hey.

00:14:41.439 --> 00:14:44.560 align:center
Danny. Harm's, uh… straight best friend.
So, yeah.

00:14:44.640 --> 00:14:46.760 align:center
Wait, I thought I was.

00:14:46.839 --> 00:14:49.040 align:center
No one is 100% straight.

00:14:49.120 --> 00:14:51.199 align:center
Come on, Frank, leave the guy alone.

00:14:51.280 --> 00:14:54.680 align:center
Why? He's a grown man.
And what a man at that.

00:14:54.760 --> 00:14:58.000 align:center
The only thing I know for sure
is that women turn me on.

00:14:58.079 --> 00:14:59.760 align:center
But come on. Haven't you been with a man?

00:15:01.839 --> 00:15:02.880 align:center
No.

00:15:02.959 --> 00:15:04.560 align:center
-Never?
-No.

00:15:04.640 --> 00:15:06.959 align:center
Aren't vaginas exhausting?

00:15:07.040 --> 00:15:10.240 align:center
Straight men do experiment, Danny.

00:15:10.319 --> 00:15:12.160 align:center
Yeah. In prison, there's a lot of that.

00:15:12.240 --> 00:15:15.599 align:center
-That only goes on in bad movies.
-Mm.

00:15:15.680 --> 00:15:18.680 align:center
But why are there
so many stupid taboos with straight men?

00:15:19.439 --> 00:15:21.240 align:center
Whatever you do is the norm,

00:15:21.319 --> 00:15:24.319 align:center
and yet you still can't be honest
about sex?

00:15:24.400 --> 00:15:25.439 align:center
Or your feelings?

00:15:25.520 --> 00:15:28.839 align:center
Hey, Danny over-expressed his feelings
the other day.

00:15:28.920 --> 00:15:31.000 align:center
Yeah. Uh, sorry again, guys.

00:15:31.599 --> 00:15:34.199 align:center
-Hey, I'm kidding. Don't say sorry.
-Oh.

00:15:34.280 --> 00:15:36.839 align:center
But come on, I'm sure you've jerked off
in front of your friends.

00:15:36.920 --> 00:15:38.560 align:center
No.

00:15:39.160 --> 00:15:41.560 align:center
-No?
-No, not… not really.

00:15:41.640 --> 00:15:45.800 align:center
Oh, "not really"?
Come on. You can tell us the real story.

00:15:45.880 --> 00:15:47.760 align:center
-Yeah. We won't tell anyone.
-Nope.

00:15:48.760 --> 00:15:51.079 align:center
Uh… yeah, one time…

00:15:51.959 --> 00:15:57.479 align:center
when I was 12 or so, just for a laugh,
but that doesn't mean I'm a homo. I'm not!

00:15:57.560 --> 00:16:01.439 align:center
-Oh, you sound so sure, Dan.
-Don't sound so judgmental, okay?

00:16:01.520 --> 00:16:04.000 align:center
-I thought you took those courses.
-Yeah.

00:16:04.079 --> 00:16:08.920 align:center
Well, you're only truly deconstructed
once you've been in bed with another man.

00:16:09.000 --> 00:16:12.000 align:center
The next wine is, um, a Rioja.

00:16:12.079 --> 00:16:14.199 align:center
And you'll notice it's a heavier wine.

00:16:14.280 --> 00:16:16.599 align:center
Hey!

00:16:17.120 --> 00:16:19.040 align:center
You okay?

00:16:19.120 --> 00:16:21.000 align:center
Hey, hey!

00:16:21.079 --> 00:16:24.839 align:center
-What are you doing here?
-We're interested in your new friends.

00:16:24.920 --> 00:16:26.880 align:center
And we know you love surprises, right?

00:16:26.959 --> 00:16:29.240 align:center
Harm! Hey! Hey.

00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:34.959 align:center
Look. Sorry. But this is…
this event is for personnel.

00:16:35.040 --> 00:16:36.079 align:center
We're not allowed?

00:16:36.160 --> 00:16:38.520 align:center
And besides,
you guys don't like wine, do you?

00:16:38.599 --> 00:16:40.479 align:center
-But we like you.
-Yep.

00:16:40.560 --> 00:16:42.560 align:center
And we're open to trying new things.

00:16:42.640 --> 00:16:44.760 align:center
Yeah, no. Seriously, guys.
I'll see you tomorrow.

00:16:44.839 --> 00:16:46.880 align:center
-Okay? Come on. Out. Go!
-What are you…? Danny.

00:16:46.959 --> 00:16:48.560 align:center
-Good night.
-You're throwing us out?

00:16:49.640 --> 00:16:50.959 align:center
-Yeah. See ya.
-What?

00:16:51.040 --> 00:16:54.800 align:center
Good night. Buh-bye.

00:16:54.880 --> 00:16:57.240 align:center
So the group is fucked now.

00:16:57.319 --> 00:16:58.680 align:center
Hey…

00:17:20.599 --> 00:17:22.319 align:center
-Oh.
-Where were you?

00:17:22.399 --> 00:17:23.399 align:center
Uh…

00:17:23.480 --> 00:17:24.800 align:center
With Danny.

00:17:25.560 --> 00:17:29.840 align:center
-Oh. What were you doing?
-Mingling with his friends.

00:17:31.360 --> 00:17:32.760 align:center
By "mingling," you mean…?

00:17:32.840 --> 00:17:35.320 align:center
Ivo wants us to be
"open to new experiences."

00:17:36.120 --> 00:17:37.640 align:center
Were you open, Greg?

00:17:38.360 --> 00:17:39.440 align:center
Yeah.

00:17:40.919 --> 00:17:42.200 align:center
-Greg?
-Hmm?

00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:45.000 align:center
Honestly… are you gay?

00:17:45.919 --> 00:17:48.600 align:center
Because I've thought about it,
and it's okay.

00:17:48.680 --> 00:17:50.840 align:center
I want you to know that I am open-minded.

00:17:50.919 --> 00:17:54.080 align:center
I just need some time.
As long as you're using protection.

00:17:54.159 --> 00:17:55.320 align:center
I'm not gay.

00:17:55.399 --> 00:17:57.560 align:center
When we tell the kids,
just take it slow, all right?

00:17:57.640 --> 00:17:58.880 align:center
I'm not gay!

00:17:58.960 --> 00:18:01.360 align:center
Greg, I'm sure they'll accept you.
Just calm it down.

00:18:01.440 --> 00:18:02.360 align:center
I'm not gay!

00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:06.240 align:center
Hey, Dad. No problem.

00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:09.720 align:center
I'm not gay!

00:18:17.680 --> 00:18:19.720 align:center
Why are you sitting here all alone?

00:18:20.280 --> 00:18:22.280 align:center
-Here.
-Oh. Just sending a text.

00:18:22.360 --> 00:18:24.000 align:center
-Where do these rank?
-The top.

00:18:24.080 --> 00:18:26.679 align:center
-Yeah?
-Yeah, they're great, um…

00:18:27.399 --> 00:18:28.760 align:center
Ah.

00:18:28.840 --> 00:18:30.720 align:center
The only issue tonight
is I gotta keep peeing.

00:18:30.800 --> 00:18:33.120 align:center
I'm with ya.

00:18:55.280 --> 00:18:56.840 align:center
-Hey.
-Hey.

00:18:57.800 --> 00:19:00.880 align:center
Told you. We keep peeing.

00:19:05.320 --> 00:19:07.679 align:center
-What're you doing? Huh?
-Shh.

00:19:09.159 --> 00:19:11.720 align:center
Oh. Oh. Oh. Whoa.

00:19:12.240 --> 00:19:13.919 align:center
Oh, amigo.

00:19:15.760 --> 00:19:18.040 align:center
Pfft.

00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:40.360 align:center
Turn right, around the corner.

00:19:43.480 --> 00:19:45.600 align:center
Good morning. Um, Pam Zeverts?

00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:48.080 align:center
Yep, got you right here. Zeverts.

00:19:48.159 --> 00:19:51.320 align:center
And who'd you like us to call
when your operation is done?

00:19:51.399 --> 00:19:54.200 align:center
-You don't have to call anyone.
-It's protocol.

00:19:59.200 --> 00:20:00.640 align:center
Okay.

00:20:32.560 --> 00:20:34.280 align:center
Mike.

00:20:34.360 --> 00:20:35.520 align:center
Hey, Dan. Listen.

00:20:35.600 --> 00:20:38.919 align:center
Dude, Pam is at the gynecologist
with a huge stack of papers.

00:20:40.280 --> 00:20:42.040 align:center
-Is she pregnant?
-I don't know.

00:20:42.120 --> 00:20:45.040 align:center
She could be thinking
about getting pregnant. They do IVF here.

00:20:45.120 --> 00:20:49.000 align:center
Hm. Is that fossil there too?
Tell me if that asshole is there.

00:20:49.080 --> 00:20:50.960 align:center
How should I know?
I'm here to see the urologist.

00:20:51.040 --> 00:20:53.280 align:center
-Fossils are everywhere.
-You're at the urologist?

00:20:53.360 --> 00:20:55.000 align:center
Oh, I'm losing you. What?

00:20:55.080 --> 00:20:55.919 align:center
Whoa, Mike.

00:20:56.000 --> 00:20:57.919 align:center
You've gotta follow her, please.
I need to--

00:21:03.240 --> 00:21:06.720 align:center
Go ahead and put the gown on.
Someone will get you shortly.

00:21:08.640 --> 00:21:10.280 align:center
It opens in the back.

00:21:31.760 --> 00:21:33.080 align:center
Hey, Mr. Sommelier.

00:21:33.159 --> 00:21:34.320 align:center
Mm.

00:21:34.399 --> 00:21:35.600 align:center
How we feeling?

00:21:35.679 --> 00:21:36.919 align:center
First, coffee.

00:21:39.320 --> 00:21:41.440 align:center
Have fun with Marcel last night?

00:21:43.520 --> 00:21:46.120 align:center
He just told me
you've arranged to meet later.

00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:48.200 align:center
-No.
-Hmm?

00:21:54.720 --> 00:21:55.800 align:center
You gave him my cell?

00:21:57.200 --> 00:22:00.679 align:center
I think Marcel did that
once he helped tuck you in.

00:22:03.159 --> 00:22:06.200 align:center
You're not gonna ghost him, are you?
That's not nice.

00:22:06.280 --> 00:22:07.360 align:center
But nothing happened.

00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:10.080 align:center
I mean, uh…

00:22:11.439 --> 00:22:13.200 align:center
He… he gave me, uh…

00:22:15.640 --> 00:22:16.640 align:center
Um…

00:22:17.320 --> 00:22:19.200 align:center
What? I thought you do that a lot.

00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:22.200 align:center
That doesn't necessarily, you know…

00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:25.360 align:center
-Nothing else happened.
-Danny.

00:22:26.760 --> 00:22:29.919 align:center
Does the term
"affective responsibility" register?

00:22:33.560 --> 00:22:34.560 align:center
What?

00:22:35.520 --> 00:22:39.040 align:center
Your actions created expectations for him.
Regardless of intent.

00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:41.399 align:center
Harm, I'm straight, though.

00:22:41.919 --> 00:22:43.480 align:center
Marcel is too.

00:22:48.560 --> 00:22:49.760 align:center
Is Roos still sick?

00:22:50.679 --> 00:22:51.640 align:center
No idea.

00:22:52.240 --> 00:22:53.159 align:center
Oh.

00:22:53.679 --> 00:22:56.200 align:center
Why are you always asking
about Roos these days?

00:22:56.919 --> 00:23:01.240 align:center
Oh… I, uh… um…
I'm a hypochondriac, and, yeah…

00:23:01.320 --> 00:23:04.760 align:center
If she actually has a virus,
we really need to know, right?

00:23:04.840 --> 00:23:07.560 align:center
Ivo! Can I have a minute?

00:23:07.640 --> 00:23:08.800 align:center
Yeah.

00:23:11.399 --> 00:23:12.800 align:center
That was a bit much, wasn't it?

00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:16.399 align:center
So we think that, uh… the scale
of the model affects the perception…

00:23:23.760 --> 00:23:25.000 align:center
Levi? Hi.

00:23:26.120 --> 00:23:28.000 align:center
How are you? You good?

00:23:28.080 --> 00:23:30.120 align:center
Ivo, um…

00:23:33.240 --> 00:23:35.200 align:center
Do you know
whether or not Roos is all right?

00:23:35.919 --> 00:23:38.560 align:center
Roos, Roos, Roos, Roos… Which Roos?

00:23:38.640 --> 00:23:40.520 align:center
-My daughter.
-Oh! Sure.

00:23:40.600 --> 00:23:42.800 align:center
Yeah. Uh, my colleague Roos. Yeah.

00:23:42.880 --> 00:23:45.360 align:center
Did she say anything to you?
You two are in close contact.

00:23:45.439 --> 00:23:47.960 align:center
No. Close…?

00:23:48.040 --> 00:23:51.679 align:center
I'm worried about her.
Is there anything I might need to know?

00:23:51.760 --> 00:23:54.919 align:center
Um… we… we're not that close, actually.

00:23:56.560 --> 00:23:59.040 align:center
We… We text every so often.

00:23:59.120 --> 00:24:03.200 align:center
Uh, we send memes and stuff.
But we're not that…

00:24:03.280 --> 00:24:06.000 align:center
-Ivo, can I trust you?
-Yeah.

00:24:10.560 --> 00:24:12.200 align:center
Roos has been through a lot.

00:24:12.280 --> 00:24:16.520 align:center
I just hope she knows enough not
to hook up with a worthless loser again.

00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:20.000 align:center
-"Again"?
-Her ex talked her into anorexia.

00:24:20.080 --> 00:24:23.439 align:center
She's been… well,
severely addicted to antidepressants.

00:24:23.520 --> 00:24:27.159 align:center
Professionally, she's as tough as nails.

00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:30.040 align:center
However, emotionally, she's easily broken.

00:24:32.360 --> 00:24:35.240 align:center
I… wish I'd known how unstable she is.

00:24:35.320 --> 00:24:37.080 align:center
Yes. "Unstable."

00:24:37.159 --> 00:24:39.720 align:center
-That's the word.
-Ah.

00:24:39.800 --> 00:24:42.880 align:center
-Urinary tract looks good. No infections.
-Oh. That's great.

00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:46.080 align:center
You have one million sperm cells
per milliliter.

00:24:46.159 --> 00:24:50.120 align:center
Oh! Okay. That's… damn good, a million.

00:24:50.200 --> 00:24:52.480 align:center
It's, uh… not very much.

00:24:52.560 --> 00:24:55.120 align:center
Fifteen million is average.

00:24:55.200 --> 00:24:58.080 align:center
Furthermore, the cells' morphology
is abnormal,

00:24:58.159 --> 00:25:01.200 align:center
and their mobility is greatly reduced.

00:25:03.280 --> 00:25:05.320 align:center
No two ways about this, Mr. Mulder, uh…

00:25:05.399 --> 00:25:08.159 align:center
Commonly, people call
this condition "lazy seed."

00:25:08.760 --> 00:25:14.120 align:center
The chance that a pregnancy will occur
without medical help is very unlikely.

00:25:14.199 --> 00:25:15.800 align:center
Things have been more demanding at work,

00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:18.520 align:center
so I bet that's been really bad
for my sperm, right, Doctor?

00:25:18.600 --> 00:25:20.320 align:center
Not like this.

00:25:20.399 --> 00:25:24.040 align:center
How about a prescription?
Pills? Something?

00:25:24.560 --> 00:25:27.640 align:center
We can analyze the sperm further. Um…

00:25:28.159 --> 00:25:31.159 align:center
And determine then
what the best reproductive technique…

00:25:36.640 --> 00:25:37.679 align:center
Hey.

00:25:37.760 --> 00:25:40.199 align:center
Hey, Marcel. How goes it?

00:25:40.280 --> 00:25:41.120 align:center
-Great.
-Yeah?

00:25:41.199 --> 00:25:42.240 align:center
How are you?

00:25:43.040 --> 00:25:47.439 align:center
Oh, whoa! Miss, a beer for…
for my, uh… pal? Buddy?

00:25:50.880 --> 00:25:53.840 align:center
Well… How'd you sleep?

00:25:53.919 --> 00:25:58.280 align:center
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, okay, Marcel… um, listen.

00:25:59.159 --> 00:26:02.360 align:center
Last night I was a little drunk.
A lot drunk.

00:26:02.439 --> 00:26:06.960 align:center
But I wasn't myself, so…
so you might… have the wrong impression.

00:26:09.760 --> 00:26:12.760 align:center
-You're referring to the end of the night?
-Shh! Shh!

00:26:12.840 --> 00:26:14.600 align:center
You sounded into it.

00:26:14.679 --> 00:26:16.919 align:center
Well, that's not the point now.

00:26:18.560 --> 00:26:21.240 align:center
-I'm straight as they come.
-Me too.

00:26:21.320 --> 00:26:26.560 align:center
Well, sure, but it's different with me.
Look, I'm a… straight dude.

00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:30.560 align:center
I am just super straight, so…

00:26:30.640 --> 00:26:33.360 align:center
What's the problem?
You liked it, didn't you?

00:26:34.640 --> 00:26:37.640 align:center
Thank you, gorgeous.

00:26:37.720 --> 00:26:39.760 align:center
So… wanna go to your place?

00:26:39.840 --> 00:26:41.040 align:center
What? No!

00:26:41.120 --> 00:26:43.480 align:center
-No.
-I have a family.

00:26:43.560 --> 00:26:45.520 align:center
It's a bit of a hassle,
but I can make it work.

00:26:45.600 --> 00:26:49.399 align:center
-I'm a hetero.
-Mm-hmm. You've got my number.

00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:52.360 align:center
If you change your mind.

00:26:55.240 --> 00:26:56.120 align:center
Danny.

00:26:56.199 --> 00:26:59.000 align:center
I am calling to inform you
that the operation went well.

00:26:59.080 --> 00:27:01.320 align:center
-Operation?
-The hysterectomy.

00:27:01.399 --> 00:27:04.399 align:center
Ms. Zeverts has you
as the contact person on her forms.

00:27:24.040 --> 00:27:26.919 align:center
Honey, I am fit!

00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:31.560 align:center
I have the ovaries of a 20-year-old
and an AMH of 2.0.

00:27:32.560 --> 00:27:36.640 align:center
No idea what that means,
but the doctor said it's "bizarrely good."

00:27:36.720 --> 00:27:38.199 align:center
Whoa.

00:27:38.280 --> 00:27:39.760 align:center
Wow.

00:27:40.679 --> 00:27:42.120 align:center
Fantastic, sweetheart. Fantastic.

00:27:42.199 --> 00:27:43.439 align:center
-Yeah, right?
-Yeah.

00:27:43.520 --> 00:27:46.080 align:center
The acai shakes weren't for nothing.

00:27:46.159 --> 00:27:48.159 align:center
And how about you? Any news?

00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:52.560 align:center
Yeah. I'm perfect too.
Millions of those sperm cells.

00:27:52.640 --> 00:27:54.800 align:center
-Serious?
-Yeah. I was so happy, I…

00:27:54.880 --> 00:27:57.280 align:center
I left the results at the… the place.

00:27:57.360 --> 00:27:59.240 align:center
Ah. We can look in the app, then.

00:27:59.320 --> 00:28:02.159 align:center
Yeah, that's right. I, uh…
haven't downloaded it.

00:28:02.240 --> 00:28:04.040 align:center
Should we go out tonight?

00:28:05.240 --> 00:28:07.040 align:center
Tell me the truth. Did you go?

00:28:07.120 --> 00:28:09.000 align:center
Yeah, of course. Here.

00:28:09.080 --> 00:28:13.919 align:center
This, um, is…
the message from the… appointment.

00:28:14.000 --> 00:28:15.480 align:center
-Yes.
-Yeah.

00:28:15.560 --> 00:28:19.159 align:center
-Oh my God. We look like horny teenagers.
-Yeah.

00:28:19.919 --> 00:28:23.600 align:center
-I hope it's a boy. Don't tell anyone.
-Yeah? Isn't that sexist?

00:28:23.679 --> 00:28:26.159 align:center
I don't care. A handsome, tough guy?
I want that.

00:28:26.240 --> 00:28:27.199 align:center
Yeah.

00:28:27.280 --> 00:28:29.159 align:center
He'll have his dad's genes,
so I'm not worried.

00:28:34.120 --> 00:28:35.080 align:center
Hmm?

00:28:38.199 --> 00:28:44.199 align:center
Sometimes we walk
Hand in hand by the sea

00:28:44.280 --> 00:28:50.360 align:center
And we breathe in the cool salty air

00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:54.120 align:center
You turn to me with a…

00:28:54.199 --> 00:28:55.199 align:center
Hey.

00:28:56.919 --> 00:28:58.360 align:center
You came… for me.

00:28:58.439 --> 00:28:59.879 align:center
Yeah.

00:29:02.000 --> 00:29:03.840 align:center
That's what friends are for.

00:29:04.439 --> 00:29:05.320 align:center
Hmm.

00:29:07.679 --> 00:29:11.760 align:center
It's wonderful, wonderful

00:29:11.840 --> 00:29:16.240 align:center
Oh, so wonderful, my love…

00:29:16.320 --> 00:29:18.840 align:center
-Hey, brother.
-Mm.

00:29:18.919 --> 00:29:20.720 align:center
-Mm, little bro.
-Hey, man.

00:29:20.800 --> 00:29:22.919 align:center
-How are you?
-Yeah. Yeah. It's…

00:29:23.000 --> 00:29:24.240 align:center
Mm.

00:29:27.080 --> 00:29:28.040 align:center
How you doing?

00:29:28.120 --> 00:29:31.280 align:center
Ah, you know. It's quiet.
Too quiet. Very boring.

00:29:31.360 --> 00:29:32.439 align:center
Hm.

00:29:32.520 --> 00:29:36.959 align:center
And you? I was surprised you called me.
I thought you, uh… forgot about me.

00:29:37.040 --> 00:29:40.800 align:center
No. I paid for your rehab.
I couldn't forget that.

00:29:42.080 --> 00:29:43.919 align:center
-Yeah.
-And you, are you clean?

00:29:44.000 --> 00:29:46.240 align:center
Unfortunately. I have a dog.

00:29:46.320 --> 00:29:48.159 align:center
-I do a loop every day.
-Mm-hmm.

00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:51.360 align:center
Actually, now I'm a total square.

00:29:51.439 --> 00:29:53.040 align:center
-Congratulations.
-Ah.

00:29:53.120 --> 00:29:55.879 align:center
Ah. You know… Mm.

00:29:55.959 --> 00:29:58.760 align:center
Anyway… why'd you wanna meet?

00:29:58.840 --> 00:30:03.639 align:center
Well, uh… don't get scared.
I have a… question. It's personal.

00:30:07.000 --> 00:30:08.560 align:center
Happen to know what your sperm count is?

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Some quiet evening I sit by your side

00:30:17.080 --> 00:30:22.720 align:center
And we're lost in a world of our own

00:30:24.520 --> 00:30:30.159 align:center
I feel the glow of your unspoken love

00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:36.959 align:center
I'm aware of the treasure that I own

00:30:37.040 --> 00:30:40.360 align:center
And I say to myself

00:30:40.439 --> 00:30:44.480 align:center
It's wonderful, wonderful

00:30:44.560 --> 00:30:49.760 align:center
Oh, so wonderful, my love

00:30:49.840 --> 00:30:53.320 align:center
And I say to myself

00:30:53.399 --> 00:30:57.720 align:center
It's wonderful, wonderful

00:30:57.800 --> 00:31:02.679 align:center
Oh, so wonderful

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My love
onderful