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I, um…

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I've been thinking.

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Now that we're both being completely open.

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Hmm?

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Well, I think now might be the time to…

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-To open the relationship? I don't.
-No, I didn't mean that.

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Two of my friends have tried it,
and it was a big mistake.

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-Oh, yeah?
-Yeah.

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No, I've been thinking that maybe
we could tell my father we're together.

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I see.

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Wouldn't it be better to wait?

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Well, I like you. A lot, Ivo.
And I don't want to lie.

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Neither do I.

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Except about your dachshund.

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I just think it's better
to, um, keep it quiet for now.

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Until it's all… certain.

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You mean until your project is sold?

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That is not… Oh!
You don't really think that, do you?

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-Ivo, I'm not trying to insult you, but…
-Mm.

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You like your project
a little more than you like me.

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No, no, no. As much as you.

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You more. I prefer you, Roos.

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So much more. I swear, Roos.

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Yeah, sure, Ivo!

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ROOSTERS

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Hello, my Goodlifers.

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I woke up like this,
and look how radiant I am.

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Ha! Not true. It's just a filter. See?

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Ta-da! Here.
This is the harsh reality, friends.

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My face right now is all crumpled.
Dark circles and puffiness.

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So yeah.

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My girls, stay true to yourselves.

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Don't fall for the fake.

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Never. Nope.

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#RealLifeWithStevie.

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It takes some getting used to.
The honest content.

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Sweetheart! I was thinking,
I'm gonna call about an appointment

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so we both can get checked out.

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"Checked out"?

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Yeah, because we're thinking
about becoming a mom and dad now, right?

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Oh! Uh, by the gynecologist.
Yeah, good idea.

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After you turn 35, I hear the quality
of your eggs goes right downhill.

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Yeah. "We," honey. You too.

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Nah. Babe, men
can have children their whole lives.

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Well, yeah, but age isn't everything,
is it?

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Lifestyle is also really important.

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Don't expect me
to start drinking acai juice.

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I don't. I'm sure we'll be fine.

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It's just, I have many friends
in their forties who had to try forever.

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-That's not the end of the world.
-Mike, I'm calling. I can go there today.

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And we'll just keep practicing
for now. Okay?

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-Hey! Hristo!
-Oh!

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You don't have chairs in Bulgaria?

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-I make window clean.
-You're making the chair dirty!

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Idiot.

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Oh, I'm sure we can get
this situation taken care of--

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-Mike.
-Mike.

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-Come in.
-Hey.

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-So…
-Yeah. Um…

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All right. What ended up going on
between you and Kristel?

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Yeah, so, uh, I think it's, uh, good that
we can discuss amongst ourselves.

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I think there might've been
a bit of a misunderstanding.

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-Don't worry.
-Hmm?

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I promise we treat harassment cases
like yours seriously, Mike.

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Although this is the first time that a man
has been harassed by a, well… a woman.

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-Yeah.
-But that doesn't make it less serious.

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No. I want to clarify
something right away.

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-Mm-hmm?
-"Harassment"?

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That is a rather strong word.

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"She asked me to come to her house,
and when we finished work,

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she opened a bottle of wine
and made me massage her feet."

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-Yeah. She was just tired, I'm sure.
-Hmm.

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We men obviously don't know what it's like
to walk around in heels, do we?

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"When we drove to a meeting,
she put her hand on my upper thigh."

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Her intentions were good.

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Be that as it may, at one point you do say
that she had forced you to undress.

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You know, "forced," "forced"…

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"She bought me a new shirt
and asked me to try it in front of her."

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-I could've gone to the toilet.
-That's not what you say.

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-Don't I?
-Mike.

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You're not retracting your story
due to pressure from Kristel, are you?

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Oh, no…

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Ah, no, no, no. No, absolutely not.

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Then what is this? A… a false report?

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No, it's… it's not false. No.

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-Mike?
-It… it's… a bit complicated. Okay?

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Do you need psychological support
to do this?

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It was awkward.

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Uh, but…

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Mike, we got it. Thank you. It's okay.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Mm.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Is Roos not in today?

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No, she's sick.

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Did she say anything to you?

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Yeah. That she's sick.

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Yeah, right. She's playing the victim
so she can tear me apart.

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Maybe she's sick.
Isn't that possible, dude?

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She's sick of him.

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What a loser.

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Yeah. You're ruinin' your shot
with the boss's daughter, idiot.

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If Levi finds out,
I'll… I'll lose my project, guys. Then--

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Get down on your knees.
Apologize. I don't know. Figure it out.

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Oh! It's from Roos. I gotta go.

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This is great. Don't worry about it.

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No hard feelings.

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I'm chill.

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-You reacted emotionally. I forgive you.
-I want you to delete that video.

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Um, what video?

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The one with the permission to have sex.

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Oh. Yeah. The "active consent."

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Sure. Not a problem.

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-I'll do it now. With you as a witness.
-Mm-hmm.

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Uh…

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What is it?

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Um… I left my phone
and my charger… back at work.

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Fuck.

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Hey! Have you found
any phones in the office?

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No.

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No? Are you sure?

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And you haven't…
put it in that dress of yours?

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This? No. This one is my phone.

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Mm.

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What are you gonna do now? Date them both?

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What did I do?

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This is a terrible mess.

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You've gotta choose.

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Will you go for the silver fox
or for the young pup?

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I've been wondering what Dan is up to.

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I saw him
when we were out the other night.

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-A pup with silver hair.
-No. He was really different.

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-Oh?
-Yeah.

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Sweeter? I don't know.
He had a different look too.

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Oh, it's because of his roommate sitch.

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What, Mike?

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No. He lives with his business partner.

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Greg says he's got new friends
and he's totally into the gay scene too.

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-Dan?
-Yeah.

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Since the course,
it's like all of them are gay.

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-I did it!
-Great! Ten more, sweetie.

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And then just like that, parallel pro.

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-Dan is not gay.
-Mm, you never know.

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With Greg, it wouldn't surprise me at all.
Seriously.

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He's not interested in sex.

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He's always at the gym.
He wants to talk about his feelings.

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No, I know straight guys
that wanna do that too.

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Mm.

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Shit, Pam.
And I just thought of something else.

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Greg also does a lot more than me
around the house these days.

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Shouldn't you, uh, be with Tess?

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Mm. She'll never learn like that.

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No. I didn't ever molest Mike at work.
I just wanted to sleep with him.

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Why is that suddenly a problem, Theo?

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I'm sorry, did you forget
that you ended up marrying your secretary?

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Oh, now…

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-That was a long time ago, wasn't it?
-Yes.

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We don't blame you, Kristel.
But there's a company protocol to follow.

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I work 14 hours a day for this company.
You know I do.

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Who can I date
if not someone working at the office?

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The problem, Kristel, is that,
as the boss, you have leverage over Mike.

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I'm the CEO.
I have leverage over everyone here.

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So, who am I able to sleep with? You guys?

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You're making this quite hard, Kristel.

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Oh, right. Very well.
I guess I'll make it easy for you.

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I quit.

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Bye, gentlemen.

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Well, what can I say?

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You're not surprised?

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No. When I saw you taking your toothbrush
and packing up your things,

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I, uh, thought there was something.

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-Armand, you are such a wonderful man--
-Mm.

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-You deserve a woman--
-No, I don't need your sympathy.

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I know you want to… finish packing
and, uh, head back home.

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Is there someone else?

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Yeah.

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Ah. Younger?

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It's not hard to be younger than you.

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I've tried monogamy,
but it's just not for me, Armand.

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-Hi. Hey.
-Hey. How was the clinic?

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-I was lying there, you know.
-Mm-hmm?

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-And I just felt so happy.
-Yeah?

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Yeah. That everything's
turned out so well.

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And you and I are embarking
on this enormous adventure, hand in hand.

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Yeah, well…

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What is it?

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Uh, I've been, uh… been promoted to CEO.

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-What?!
-Yeah.

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Oh my God! Oh my God!

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That's fantastic!
Congratulations! Mike, that's amazing!

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-Yeah, but I'm also shocked.
-Yeah! Andrea! Champagne!

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-Mike got promoted today!
-Whoo!

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Mr. C-E-O.

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-My love.
-Mm.

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-At last, we are both doing well.
-Yeah.

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-Hey!
-Hey! Ho!

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-I'm so thrilled for you, sir.
-Mm. Thanks.

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-Get yourself a glass, Andrea.
-Uh-huh.

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You're saying there's a chance
there's a video circulating your office

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in which the daughter of the boss
demands you give her a good…

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-That's what I said.
-They'll think that you did it on purpose.

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-Yeah.
-Revenge or something.

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-Yeah. Revenge porn is a serious problem.
-Yeah.

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-I tell ya, the stats are scary.
-Ah…

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But isn't it pretty hard
to break into someone's phone?

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-Well…
-Do you have a biometric key?

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What's that?

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It unlocks your phone
with your face or your print.

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Oh, yeah. Yeah, guys.
I mean, of course I have that.

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Hey, where are we getting drinks?

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I can't. I have a wine tasting to go to.
I'd be sorry to miss it.

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Uh, and… and what
about our beer tasting Dan?

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-Yeah…
-He's going with his new friends.

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-What? Come on.
-You like them better than us, don't you?

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Hey. That's not it.
It's just sorta… different.

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Yeah, you do.

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You know… you know what Harm did
when I moved in?

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He threw me a surprise party.
And Mike? What did you do? Huh?

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Hey, you just appeared on my stoop.

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So…

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Ah, let him go.

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The three of us have fun together.

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What did you say it was?

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The butt plug.

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You still have it? I thought
you didn't exactly love the experience.

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Yeah, I didn't. But what if he's using
the butt plug with someone else?

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Come on, now, Merel.

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What? I told him to get rid of it,
but then I find it buried in the closet?

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That means nothing.

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You were ranting
that Greg doesn't throw anything out.

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That was old Sports Illustrated issues.

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Merel, I have to go now.
This is ridiculous. Greg is a hetero.

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-Well, you broke up with the old man.
-Mm.

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My dad is heartbroken.
Yeah, it's a bit sad.

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Look, he can find someone his age,
you know?

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What? You're dumping me too?

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I'm grateful to you, Enzo.
You spared me a considerable regret.

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Yeah, my father.

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Being a mother.

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I actually thought it might be for me
for a second,

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but thanks to you,
I know that I don't want children.

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That is a weight off my shoulders. Wow.

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Mm. Hmm. Hmm.

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Hey, but, wait, Pam, you can't be serious.

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You don't want either of us?

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Pam, you don't care that my family
is completely destroyed now?!

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And this wine is full of…
earthy notes and lots of minerals.

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You may feel a slight tingling,
which can happen with organic wine.

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And the bouquet is, um, very surprising.
What are you getting?

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I got leather.

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It's a little smoky.
Tobacco-like. Chocolate. Is that there?

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-Hmm.
-Yes, it is.

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Yeah, it's good.

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Danny's straight.
His palate might not have developed yet.

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Don't let these queens get to you.
Oh, I'm Marcel. Hey.

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Danny. Harm's, uh… straight best friend.
So, yeah.

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Wait, I thought I was.

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No one is 100% straight.

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Come on, Frank, leave the guy alone.

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Why? He's a grown man.
And what a man at that.

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The only thing I know for sure
is that women turn me on.

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But come on. Haven't you been with a man?

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No.

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-Never?
-No.

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Aren't vaginas exhausting?

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Straight men do experiment, Danny.

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Yeah. In prison, there's a lot of that.

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-That only goes on in bad movies.
-Mm.

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But why are there
so many stupid taboos with straight men?

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Whatever you do is the norm,

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and yet you still can't be honest
about sex?

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Or your feelings?

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Hey, Danny over-expressed his feelings
the other day.

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Yeah. Uh, sorry again, guys.

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-Hey, I'm kidding. Don't say sorry.
-Oh.

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But come on, I'm sure you've jerked off
in front of your friends.

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No.

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-No?
-No, not… not really.

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Oh, "not really"?
Come on. You can tell us the real story.

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-Yeah. We won't tell anyone.
-Nope.

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Uh… yeah, one time…

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when I was 12 or so, just for a laugh,
but that doesn't mean I'm a homo. I'm not!

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-Oh, you sound so sure, Dan.
-Don't sound so judgmental, okay?

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-I thought you took those courses.
-Yeah.

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Well, you're only truly deconstructed
once you've been in bed with another man.

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The next wine is, um, a Rioja.

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And you'll notice it's a heavier wine.

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Hey!

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You okay?

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Hey, hey!

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-What are you doing here?
-We're interested in your new friends.

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And we know you love surprises, right?

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Harm! Hey! Hey.

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Look. Sorry. But this is…
this event is for personnel.

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We're not allowed?

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And besides,
you guys don't like wine, do you?

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-But we like you.
-Yep.

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And we're open to trying new things.

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Yeah, no. Seriously, guys.
I'll see you tomorrow.

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-Okay? Come on. Out. Go!
-What are you…? Danny.

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-Good night.
-You're throwing us out?

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-Yeah. See ya.
-What?

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Good night. Buh-bye.

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So the group is fucked now.

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Hey…

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-Oh.
-Where were you?

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Uh…

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With Danny.

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-Oh. What were you doing?
-Mingling with his friends.

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By "mingling," you mean…?

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Ivo wants us to be
"open to new experiences."

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Were you open, Greg?

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Yeah.

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-Greg?
-Hmm?

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Honestly… are you gay?

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Because I've thought about it,
and it's okay.

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I want you to know that I am open-minded.

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I just need some time.
As long as you're using protection.

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I'm not gay.

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When we tell the kids,
just take it slow, all right?

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I'm not gay!

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Greg, I'm sure they'll accept you.
Just calm it down.

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I'm not gay!

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Hey, Dad. No problem.

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I'm not gay!

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Why are you sitting here all alone?

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-Here.
-Oh. Just sending a text.

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-Where do these rank?
-The top.

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-Yeah?
-Yeah, they're great, um…

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Ah.

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The only issue tonight
is I gotta keep peeing.

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I'm with ya.

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-Hey.
-Hey.

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Told you. We keep peeing.

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-What're you doing? Huh?
-Shh.

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Oh. Oh. Oh. Whoa.

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Oh, amigo.

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Pfft.

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Turn right, around the corner.

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Good morning. Um, Pam Zeverts?

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Yep, got you right here. Zeverts.

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And who'd you like us to call
when your operation is done?

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-You don't have to call anyone.
-It's protocol.

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Okay.

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Mike.

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Hey, Dan. Listen.

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Dude, Pam is at the gynecologist
with a huge stack of papers.

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-Is she pregnant?
-I don't know.

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She could be thinking
about getting pregnant. They do IVF here.

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Hm. Is that fossil there too?
Tell me if that asshole is there.

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How should I know?
I'm here to see the urologist.

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-Fossils are everywhere.
-You're at the urologist?

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Oh, I'm losing you. What?

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Whoa, Mike.

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You've gotta follow her, please.
I need to--

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Go ahead and put the gown on.
Someone will get you shortly.

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It opens in the back.

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Hey, Mr. Sommelier.

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Mm.

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How we feeling?

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First, coffee.

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Have fun with Marcel last night?

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He just told me
you've arranged to meet later.

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-No.
-Hmm?

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You gave him my cell?

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I think Marcel did that
once he helped tuck you in.

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You're not gonna ghost him, are you?
That's not nice.

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But nothing happened.

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I mean, uh…

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He… he gave me, uh…

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Um…

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What? I thought you do that a lot.

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That doesn't necessarily, you know…

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-Nothing else happened.
-Danny.

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Does the term
"affective responsibility" register?

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What?

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Your actions created expectations for him.
Regardless of intent.

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Harm, I'm straight, though.

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Marcel is too.

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Is Roos still sick?

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No idea.

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Oh.

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Why are you always asking
about Roos these days?

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Oh… I, uh… um…
I'm a hypochondriac, and, yeah…

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If she actually has a virus,
we really need to know, right?

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Ivo! Can I have a minute?

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Yeah.

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That was a bit much, wasn't it?

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So we think that, uh… the scale
of the model affects the perception…

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Levi? Hi.

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How are you? You good?

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Ivo, um…

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Do you know
whether or not Roos is all right?

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Roos, Roos, Roos, Roos… Which Roos?

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-My daughter.
-Oh! Sure.

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Yeah. Uh, my colleague Roos. Yeah.

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Did she say anything to you?
You two are in close contact.

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No. Close…?

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I'm worried about her.
Is there anything I might need to know?

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Um… we… we're not that close, actually.

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We… We text every so often.

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Uh, we send memes and stuff.
But we're not that…

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-Ivo, can I trust you?
-Yeah.

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Roos has been through a lot.

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I just hope she knows enough not
to hook up with a worthless loser again.

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-"Again"?
-Her ex talked her into anorexia.

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She's been… well,
severely addicted to antidepressants.

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Professionally, she's as tough as nails.

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However, emotionally, she's easily broken.

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I… wish I'd known how unstable she is.

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Yes. "Unstable."

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-That's the word.
-Ah.

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-Urinary tract looks good. No infections.
-Oh. That's great.

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You have one million sperm cells
per milliliter.

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Oh! Okay. That's… damn good, a million.

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It's, uh… not very much.

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Fifteen million is average.

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Furthermore, the cells' morphology
is abnormal,

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and their mobility is greatly reduced.

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No two ways about this, Mr. Mulder, uh…

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Commonly, people call
this condition "lazy seed."

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The chance that a pregnancy will occur
without medical help is very unlikely.

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Things have been more demanding at work,

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so I bet that's been really bad
for my sperm, right, Doctor?

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Not like this.

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How about a prescription?
Pills? Something?

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We can analyze the sperm further. Um…

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And determine then
what the best reproductive technique…

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Hey.

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Hey, Marcel. How goes it?

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-Great.
-Yeah?

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How are you?

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Oh, whoa! Miss, a beer for…
for my, uh… pal? Buddy?

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Well… How'd you sleep?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Um, okay, Marcel… um, listen.

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Last night I was a little drunk.
A lot drunk.

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But I wasn't myself, so…
so you might… have the wrong impression.

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-You're referring to the end of the night?
-Shh! Shh!

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You sounded into it.

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Well, that's not the point now.

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-I'm straight as they come.
-Me too.

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Well, sure, but it's different with me.
Look, I'm a… straight dude.

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I am just super straight, so…

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What's the problem?
You liked it, didn't you?

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Thank you, gorgeous.

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So… wanna go to your place?

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What? No!

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-No.
-I have a family.

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It's a bit of a hassle,
but I can make it work.

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-I'm a hetero.
-Mm-hmm. You've got my number.

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If you change your mind.

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Danny.

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I am calling to inform you
that the operation went well.

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-Operation?
-The hysterectomy.

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Ms. Zeverts has you
as the contact person on her forms.

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Honey, I am fit!

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I have the ovaries of a 20-year-old
and an AMH of 2.0.

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No idea what that means,
but the doctor said it's "bizarrely good."

27:36.720 --> 27:38.199
Whoa.

27:38.280 --> 27:39.760
Wow.

27:40.679 --> 27:42.120
Fantastic, sweetheart. Fantastic.

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-Yeah, right?
-Yeah.

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The acai shakes weren't for nothing.

27:46.159 --> 27:48.159
And how about you? Any news?

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Yeah. I'm perfect too.
Millions of those sperm cells.

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-Serious?
-Yeah. I was so happy, I…

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I left the results at the… the place.

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Ah. We can look in the app, then.

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Yeah, that's right. I, uh…
haven't downloaded it.

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Should we go out tonight?

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Tell me the truth. Did you go?

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Yeah, of course. Here.

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This, um, is…
the message from the… appointment.

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-Yes.
-Yeah.

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-Oh my God. We look like horny teenagers.
-Yeah.

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-I hope it's a boy. Don't tell anyone.
-Yeah? Isn't that sexist?

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I don't care. A handsome, tough guy?
I want that.

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Yeah.

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He'll have his dad's genes,
so I'm not worried.

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Hmm?

28:38.199 --> 28:44.199
Sometimes we walk
Hand in hand by the sea

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And we breathe in the cool salty air

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You turn to me with a…

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Hey.

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You came… for me.

28:58.439 --> 28:59.879
Yeah.

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That's what friends are for.

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Hmm.

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It's wonderful, wonderful

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Oh, so wonderful, my love…

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-Hey, brother.
-Mm.

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-Mm, little bro.
-Hey, man.

29:20.800 --> 29:22.919
-How are you?
-Yeah. Yeah. It's…

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Mm.

29:27.080 --> 29:28.040
How you doing?

29:28.120 --> 29:31.280
Ah, you know. It's quiet.
Too quiet. Very boring.

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Hm.

29:32.520 --> 29:36.959
And you? I was surprised you called me.
I thought you, uh… forgot about me.

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No. I paid for your rehab.
I couldn't forget that.

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-Yeah.
-And you, are you clean?

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Unfortunately. I have a dog.

29:46.320 --> 29:48.159
-I do a loop every day.
-Mm-hmm.

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Actually, now I'm a total square.

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-Congratulations.
-Ah.

29:53.120 --> 29:55.879
Ah. You know… Mm.

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Anyway… why'd you wanna meet?

29:58.840 --> 30:03.639
Well, uh… don't get scared.
I have a… question. It's personal.

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Happen to know what your sperm count is?

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Some quiet evening I sit by your side

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And we're lost in a world of our own

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I feel the glow of your unspoken love

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I'm aware of the treasure that I own

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And I say to myself

30:40.439 --> 30:44.480
It's wonderful, wonderful

30:44.560 --> 30:49.760
Oh, so wonderful, my love

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And I say to myself

30:53.399 --> 30:57.720
It's wonderful, wonderful

30:57.800 --> 31:02.679
Oh, so wonderful

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My love
onderful