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#GOODLIFE WITH STEVIE

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MOVING

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Should I take these to the closet,
Ms. Stevie, or…?

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Upstairs.
If they don't fit, try the garage.

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-Uh-huh.
-How much stuff do you need?

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They send it to me for free.

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Well, they did anyway. That's over.

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Hristo gets to stay,
and you're booting me out? That stings.

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Why do you need two cleaning people?
What is this, Downton Abbey?

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No, man. Stevie couldn't bring herself
to fire him, I guess.

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Mm. But it was easy to kick me out, huh?

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Nobody's kicking you out.

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All I said was… maybe this is
the perfect moment

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to begin searching for a new home.

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-Mike?
-Yes?

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Can your gym clothes
go in the hallway closet?

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Yeah, of course. Do what you want.

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Friends are more than just
a temporary replacement for a girlfriend.

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Whatever, dude.
Danny, you just showed up one day.

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You invited yourself in, right? Huh?

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What are you doing? Hey!

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-This is coming with me.
-No, but…

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-You don't have to leave now.
-No. I know when I'm not welcome.

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-I need a hand!
-Yeah, just a sec.

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-Hey, Kristel.
-Can I interrupt your day for a sec?

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Yeah, yeah, of course. Sure.
We're both workaholics, aren't we?

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I reread the Roosters pilot one more time
for good measure.

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I do still have a few notes.

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I thought it was fully approved.

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Yeah, but this character Mark
doesn't seem all that believable.

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-He seems… dumb.
-Dumb?

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-Yeah.
-Okay.

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Why would anybody follow
a loser like that?

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Yeah, okay… I could make--

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-This is mine too, Mike.
-Hey! You're getting water everywhere.

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-Come on, man!
-Mike?

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Sorry. Okay, why don't I, uh… come by
the office later this afternoon sometime?

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I'm working remotely today, but, um…

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there's always my house.

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Oh, your house?

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Well, sure. We could have a bite to eat,
then go over the script again.

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-Yeah.
-I'll message you my address.

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Okay, sounds good.

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What was that about?
Oh, nothing. Nothing. Just work.

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I am so happy you're actually back. Mwah.

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Uh…

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That's right. This is mine.

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Just relax, man. Okay, look.
You don't have to leave right now.

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Mm? It's fine. Listen…
Danny, take it slow. There's no rush.

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All right.

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ROOSTERS

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Ah, yeah!

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You like that, huh? Four-two.
Hand over the ball. Our turn to serve.

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Hey, speaking of handing over your balls,
Stevie and you are really back together?

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-Greg, come on, now!
-Yeah.

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Does she know what's going on
with your boss?

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You mean the boss that keeps calling me
on my day off?

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Just get it over with
and do her on the copy machine!

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Or… you could just go tell your boss
that you're no longer available.

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No wonder there's nothing going on
in your "open relationship," Greg.

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-Can we please just play?
-The opportunity hasn't come along yet.

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Or maybe you need to practice
picking up on signals, bro.

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-What signals?
-When a woman wants you, Greg.

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Body language. Obvious tells.

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She laughs at your jokes.

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She messes with her hands.
She plays with her hair.

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She spills a whole cup of coffee
on your shirt.

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Oh, super like!

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-Here we go.
-Give me a break.

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Look, he's beaming!

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-Holy shit…
-What?

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It's Desirée.

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Which Desiree?

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-His Desiree?
-What?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you serious?

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Did you like her too? What's going on?

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Out of politeness, yeah.
But she hit me with a super like.

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-She wants to grab a bite to eat.
-What the fuck, Danny?

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-Then I won't do it. Whatever.
-But you were going to, weren't you?

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-What are you guys laughing at?
-I just… whoa, whoa…

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Ief…

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So this is what you mean
by an "open friendship."

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-Let's see. I wanna see.
-Look. Oh God. It's so…

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Whoa.

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You all right?

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Yeah. Yeah. All good.

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I have a feeling I overwhelmed you
a bit with the baby stuff.

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-No, Armand.
-No? Okay, good.

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Mm-hmm.

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Look.

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FERTILITY CLINIC

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An old study buddy of mine works here.

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He can get us an appointment
as soon as we want.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Now I'm starting
to feel a bit overwhelmed.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Is it Enzo?

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Huh? What? No.

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Uh, what do you mean?

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Not a big fan, are you?
I can kind of tell, Pam.

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Uh…

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Well, it's not…
I don't have a problem with Enzo.

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He just seems a bit confused.

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Yeah. You know,
Enzo's basically a child still.

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-A child, yeah. Basically.
-Mm.

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But he told me recently that he, um…

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That he met someone.

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-Ah. That's wonderful.
-Yeah. Isn't that nice?

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-Mm-hmm.
-I'd make a good grandpa!

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Congrats. You banged a kid
with family problems.

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Pretty sure
that means you're officially a MILF.

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I'm not a mother. Well, not yet.

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ILF, then.

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Jesus, am I nuts?
I shouldn't be doing something like this.

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Wait, let's talk. Can we stop for a sec?
I need to catch my breath.

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-We've been running for ten minutes!
-Yeah, I'm dying here!

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"Preventing Toxic Masculinity
in Children."

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Yes, most of these problems
are best solved early.

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And that begins with education.

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I took a course with Bram myself,
and it was… outstanding.

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So I thought, this could work for kids.

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Start them young, you know?

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Yeah, it… it looks like a good idea, Greg.

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-Very modern too.
-Yeah?

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Sorry, it's… I better not miss this.
This is Bram.

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Uh, no… No, I'm not. I can talk.

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Bram is a real performer.
I know you'll love what he does.

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I'm booked that weekend…

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-You're full of surprises, Greg.
-Hmm?

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I wish more parents were
this proactive about issues

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with their children.

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I mean, I'm a man of action.

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Mm. Uh…

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Okay, I've thought about your situation,
and I've come up with a theory.

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-Okay.
-I think you're afraid to have a child.

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So you've been sabotaging
your relationship with Armand.

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Really. You're afraid if you became
a mother, you wouldn't be yourself.

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-How so?
-Your priorities would change.

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Your body, your job, your sex life.

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-No, no, no. That's so ridiculous.
-It's true.

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I just wish I had someone who could offer
some razor-sharp analysis on my life too.

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I moved on from Danny
because he was always so immature.

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How'd I wind up here?

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Um, you know, I like you this way, Pam.

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You're more human.
Not so prim and perfect.

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'Kay, let's go.

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Ugh, for God's sake. Pfft.

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-You still upset?
-Jesus, Roos.

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You upset? Better count to ten.

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Sorry. It's my bad.

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I should've been honest.

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I don't want secrets between us either.

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This isn't the right place
to talk about it.

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Oh. Um…

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In that case, um…

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We'd be better off meeting in private.

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Oh, yeah… That… Yeah, I'd… That, um…

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Yeah. That sounds fine.

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Um…

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When should I come over, then?

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Why don't we meet at yours?

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-At mine?
-Yeah. I wanna see your digs.

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-Uh…
-Got something you've been hiding?

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Uh, nah. No, no, no.

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Okay.

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This is serious, Tess. I really like Roos.

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She wants to come over,
but she doesn't know I live

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in the same damn house as my ex.

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Look, Mom can't see you
with somebody else right now.

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It hurts her way too much.

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I'm home.

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-Hello?
-Hi.

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-Doesn't she have a date tonight?
-Oh. I'll check for you, okay?

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She just writes 'em down there?
Think I'm not hurt by that?

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There's a date with some guy called Daan,
but it's crossed out in marker.

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Hey, man. I've been thinking a lot,
and I want to say sorry.

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That weird outburst over Desirée
was sexist and possessive.

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So, um, I think you guys should
go out together.

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Have any plans for tonight?

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Tonight could work.
But how bad does she want it?

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I mean, is she into me,
or was it more of a polite super like?

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I've always been so bored
with you, Torvald.

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Even you standing there makes me uneasy.

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I hate how you… speak, how you eat…

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I hate how you breathe too.

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I miss living.

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Kiss me.

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-Ugh…
-Stop! Stop!

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No, no, no. Come on, Merel!
I don't believe a goddamn word of it.

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-I don't feel motivated for the kiss.
-I can see that.

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I mean, he could be my son. He's so young.

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It's theater!

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It's about your imagination. Yeah?

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-Okay, okay.
-Go ahead.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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-I've always been--
-Hang on. Wait. Stop.

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Have you ever…

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Have you ever felt truly confined
in a relationship?

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-Yeah.
-Without passion?

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-Oh, sure.
-The fury. The powerlessness.

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The despair and the suffocating fear
that you will never be in love again!

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-I got it, yeah! Goddamn it! Yeah!
-That's it! Yes!

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I miss living!

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I wanna feel again!

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I'm sick of feeling nothing! Kiss me!

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-That was good.
-Hi.

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-Uh, hey.
-Hey.

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-Sorry. I feel bad. I'm sorry I…
-Yeah.

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I feel like I lost myself, or…
got absorbed in the role, I don't know.

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Don't worry, it's all good.

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-Okay.
-It's all good.

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Yeah. I will say, I didn't see
the tongue coming, but, uh…

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But it totally worked.

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You know, for the scene.

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-So… a beer anybody? You?
-Yeah.

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-Come.
-You picked a Monday to go out? Really?

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-What are you doing?
-These flowers are too pretty.

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-In a bachelor pad, nothing blooms.
-I live here too, Dad.

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Jesus. This hair! God.
Is your mother shedding, or what?

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Ooh, your girlfriend's here!

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-Hey.
-Hi.

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How are you?

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-Good.
-Yeah?

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-Hey, oh gosh. Tess, right?
-Mm-hmm.

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I've heard so much about you.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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Yeah, my father's an open book.

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-Oh?
-Yup.

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Uh, better start that homework.
Yeah. I have lots to do.

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-Yeah.
-'Kay.

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-See ya.
-Bye.

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You… You have a nice house.

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You do all the decorating?

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Yeah. Uh, who else?

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Hardly a bachelor pad. It's lovely.

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Well, what can I say?
Chalk it up to that course I took.

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Yeah. Oh, wow, my mom has
these exact scented candles.

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They're really nice.
Is this, uh, lavender or fig?

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Fig.

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It's lavender.

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Uh, yeah, I just switched.
Yeah, I, uh, I switch every season.

00:12:29.640 --> 00:12:30.520 align:center
Hmm.

00:12:31.800 --> 00:12:36.440 align:center
Oh, uh, all this… yeah.
The hair is all Dee's… uh… uh, uh, my dog.

00:12:36.520 --> 00:12:39.680 align:center
Uh, she's a long-haired dachshund.
She's mine. Eh, Desirée.

00:12:39.760 --> 00:12:41.880 align:center
-Oh, that's so cute.
-Yes.

00:12:41.959 --> 00:12:43.800 align:center
Uh, where is she, then?

00:12:45.360 --> 00:12:49.400 align:center
Upstairs. Yeah, uh… she's a shelter dog,
so new people are tricky for her.

00:12:49.480 --> 00:12:51.320 align:center
You know, she can be a little…

00:12:51.400 --> 00:12:54.760 align:center
But if I get to come over more often,
she might get used to me, right?

00:12:55.640 --> 00:13:00.120 align:center
She's also blind. And, uh, sick… Crippled.

00:13:00.199 --> 00:13:01.839 align:center
-Really?
-Yeah.

00:13:13.599 --> 00:13:15.520 align:center
Thank you for your flexibility.

00:13:15.599 --> 00:13:16.680 align:center
Yeah.

00:13:16.760 --> 00:13:20.040 align:center
I have a feeling you hate
the nine-to-five mentality like I do.

00:13:20.120 --> 00:13:22.640 align:center
Some things just can't be put off.

00:13:22.719 --> 00:13:27.280 align:center
Oh, Tobias, this is Mike.
Mike, this is Tobias.

00:13:27.360 --> 00:13:31.320 align:center
-Yeah. Hi, I'm a… colleague of your mom.
-Yeah, sure.

00:13:32.079 --> 00:13:33.360 align:center
Whatever.

00:13:34.560 --> 00:13:37.400 align:center
Yeah. Mm.

00:13:37.480 --> 00:13:40.120 align:center
He should be at his father's today,
but something came up.

00:13:40.199 --> 00:13:43.520 align:center
Unfortunately, my ex isn't as flexible
as we are. But, well…

00:13:43.599 --> 00:13:46.280 align:center
-That's why he's my ex.
-Yeah.

00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:50.160 align:center
Right, so… let's talk
about the character Mark.

00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:51.240 align:center
Change my mind.

00:13:55.040 --> 00:13:58.959 align:center
-Mom, I'm on duty. Bother Merel with this.
-She won't pick up the phone!

00:13:59.040 --> 00:14:02.360 align:center
I don't know what you did,
but these kids weren't raised right, Greg.

00:14:02.440 --> 00:14:04.360 align:center
They won't listen.
They don't wanna shower.

00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:06.520 align:center
They don't wanna sleep.
They don't wanna eat.

00:14:06.599 --> 00:14:09.000 align:center
-You two, knock it off!
-Jason and Sky! Listen to Grandma!

00:14:09.079 --> 00:14:11.800 align:center
It's the same thing every time with Merel.

00:14:11.880 --> 00:14:14.520 align:center
I get one message from her
and then total silence.

00:14:14.599 --> 00:14:17.959 align:center
-She's at practice.
-At 10:30 p.m.?

00:14:18.040 --> 00:14:19.959 align:center
Four-five-three. Public intoxication.

00:14:20.040 --> 00:14:22.240 align:center
Copy.
Let us know if you need additional units.

00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:25.400 align:center
I'm gonna hang up now.
Merel's probably on her way home.

00:14:25.479 --> 00:14:27.880 align:center
Police, stay where you are.

00:14:29.040 --> 00:14:30.959 align:center
Dude!

00:14:31.040 --> 00:14:32.079 align:center
Merel?!

00:14:33.520 --> 00:14:35.079 align:center
Hey!

00:14:35.160 --> 00:14:37.040 align:center
Ah, shit.

00:14:37.120 --> 00:14:38.760 align:center
No, no, no. Chill. Chill. Chill.

00:14:38.839 --> 00:14:42.120 align:center
Just relax.
It's my husband and his… mistress.

00:14:42.880 --> 00:14:47.079 align:center
Uh, Merel! Jesus, what… what are you…
Throw the joint away!

00:14:47.160 --> 00:14:49.839 align:center
Only if you drive me home
because I'm so bushed.

00:15:00.280 --> 00:15:01.680 align:center
We have an open marriage.

00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:03.400 align:center
Mm-hmm.

00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:08.120 align:center
I think she thought you and I are…
Like we're that…

00:15:08.800 --> 00:15:12.400 align:center
Listen, it's not like we'd be
the first police duo to uh…

00:15:14.040 --> 00:15:15.160 align:center
You know?

00:15:15.719 --> 00:15:16.760 align:center
I don't.

00:15:21.640 --> 00:15:25.719 align:center
It's just really hard to find a place
of your own in this world.

00:15:25.800 --> 00:15:29.040 align:center
But yeah, I am gonna find
my own apartment very soon.

00:15:29.120 --> 00:15:32.120 align:center
I meant more… facing your loneliness.

00:15:32.719 --> 00:15:34.640 align:center
It's a huge part of growing up.

00:15:34.719 --> 00:15:36.319 align:center
You know, you might wanna try…

00:15:36.439 --> 00:15:39.680 align:center
well, the old ten-bodies remedy
works miracles.

00:15:39.760 --> 00:15:44.319 align:center
Actually, I'm only on number eight…
and I'm already feeling… reborn.

00:15:44.400 --> 00:15:46.800 align:center
No. No, thank you.

00:15:46.880 --> 00:15:49.000 align:center
-Seriously, though, I'm doing fine.
-Mm.

00:15:49.079 --> 00:15:52.400 align:center
No, really. Sure, I miss Pam.
But I did stop waiting by her office.

00:15:52.479 --> 00:15:55.079 align:center
I don't virtually stalk her anymore
via WhatsApp.

00:15:55.160 --> 00:15:57.920 align:center
I don't think I can anyway,
because her read receipts are off.

00:15:58.000 --> 00:16:00.079 align:center
Ever heard of sertraline?

00:16:00.160 --> 00:16:01.120 align:center
Who's that?

00:16:01.199 --> 00:16:03.000 align:center
An antidepressant.

00:16:03.800 --> 00:16:07.240 align:center
Sorry, but you're definitely
not going to be number nine.

00:16:07.319 --> 00:16:10.439 align:center
Sorry. I, uh… I, uh…
I'm gonna use the bathroom for a sec.

00:16:11.479 --> 00:16:12.680 align:center
Perfect.

00:16:13.599 --> 00:16:15.079 align:center
Pfft.

00:16:19.880 --> 00:16:21.520 align:center
-Hey.
-Jesus, Danny.

00:16:21.599 --> 00:16:23.280 align:center
What are you doing? Are you following me?

00:16:23.359 --> 00:16:24.599 align:center
It's fate, Pam.

00:16:24.680 --> 00:16:27.000 align:center
This is life trying to tell us something.

00:16:27.079 --> 00:16:28.719 align:center
Nah, I don't think it is.

00:16:30.040 --> 00:16:31.719 align:center
You with Grandpa still? How's that been?

00:16:31.800 --> 00:16:33.479 align:center
-Yep.
-Hmm.

00:16:33.560 --> 00:16:34.920 align:center
And it's really good.

00:16:36.040 --> 00:16:38.560 align:center
Okay. Well deserved.

00:16:39.920 --> 00:16:43.040 align:center
-At this point, I feel sorry for you.
-Well, you don't have to.

00:16:43.719 --> 00:16:45.439 align:center
Just wanted to say sorry.

00:16:45.520 --> 00:16:46.599 align:center
Really.

00:16:47.120 --> 00:16:50.400 align:center
Only a real douchebag would hurt a woman
who loves him that much.

00:16:57.079 --> 00:17:00.719 align:center
-We all make mistakes once in a while.
-Right.

00:17:01.240 --> 00:17:05.680 align:center
-But I never deserved a woman like you.
-That's obvious.

00:17:09.319 --> 00:17:10.399 align:center
Come here.

00:17:26.440 --> 00:17:28.560 align:center
The check, sir.

00:17:28.640 --> 00:17:31.720 align:center
Sorry, um… we're about to do dessert.

00:17:31.800 --> 00:17:34.080 align:center
Oh, the woman that was with you
took it to go.

00:17:34.159 --> 00:17:36.280 align:center
She said you would settle the bill.

00:17:36.800 --> 00:17:39.200 align:center
Oh. Okay.

00:17:39.280 --> 00:17:43.600 align:center
Trust me, I can tell when he really likes
someone and when he's just being polite.

00:17:43.680 --> 00:17:45.640 align:center
-I'm his daughter.
-Mm.

00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:47.800 align:center
Honestly, right now I think
he'd take you over me.

00:17:47.880 --> 00:17:49.960 align:center
Nah.

00:17:50.680 --> 00:17:52.640 align:center
Looks like we're done eating, right?

00:17:52.720 --> 00:17:56.360 align:center
It's… so nice you could see my house
and all.

00:17:56.440 --> 00:18:00.280 align:center
Now, uh… I guess
I better clean up a little.

00:18:00.360 --> 00:18:02.360 align:center
Oh gosh, you gotta be getting tired too.

00:18:02.440 --> 00:18:06.480 align:center
Oh, we're… done? Okay. Um…

00:18:06.560 --> 00:18:08.320 align:center
Uh, I'm… I'm not sleeping over?

00:18:08.399 --> 00:18:11.399 align:center
Uh, no, no. I have a huge day tomorrow,
and Desirée, uh, my…

00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:14.080 align:center
Oh… my dachshund,
she needs her evening walk.

00:18:14.159 --> 00:18:15.640 align:center
But isn't she crippled?

00:18:17.800 --> 00:18:19.000 align:center
Uh…

00:18:19.080 --> 00:18:22.399 align:center
UberEats? Uh, we didn't put in an order.
Maybe the neighbors?

00:18:22.480 --> 00:18:24.560 align:center
You really don't want to screw with me.

00:18:26.679 --> 00:18:29.480 align:center
He's so wimpy.
Trust me. I wouldn't bother.

00:18:29.560 --> 00:18:30.640 align:center
Uh…

00:18:34.399 --> 00:18:36.480 align:center
-Good night.
-Uh…

00:18:39.399 --> 00:18:43.040 align:center
Well, now that we're done working,
these can finally come off too.

00:18:54.720 --> 00:18:55.919 align:center
Nice.

00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:58.000 align:center
You good at massages?

00:18:59.560 --> 00:19:01.120 align:center
What? Uh…

00:19:02.840 --> 00:19:05.399 align:center
No.

00:19:06.720 --> 00:19:08.919 align:center
Why don't we find out for sure?

00:19:19.399 --> 00:19:20.679 align:center
Oh!

00:19:21.360 --> 00:19:22.520 align:center
You dirty liar.

00:19:22.600 --> 00:19:25.360 align:center
You could charge real money for this,
you know.

00:19:26.040 --> 00:19:28.080 align:center
That's what my girlfriend says.

00:19:28.159 --> 00:19:30.600 align:center
My girlfriend, who I'm dating.

00:19:32.280 --> 00:19:34.640 align:center
Why are you bringing that up
all of a sudden?

00:19:35.280 --> 00:19:37.000 align:center
I… I have to say this, Kristel.

00:19:37.080 --> 00:19:38.200 align:center
Uh…

00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:42.520 align:center
Look, I do feel a… certain chemistry
between us.

00:19:43.040 --> 00:19:46.000 align:center
-Right? But, I didn't want to take…
-You were sending signals.

00:19:46.080 --> 00:19:48.320 align:center
No, you were. To me.
Coming from you, so to speak.

00:19:48.399 --> 00:19:51.480 align:center
And I'm really flattered by your…
interest in… in me.

00:19:51.560 --> 00:19:55.200 align:center
Mike… did I massage your feet,
or did you massage mine?

00:19:56.320 --> 00:19:58.240 align:center
-I did yours.
-Mm.

00:19:58.320 --> 00:20:01.440 align:center
But I just… I felt so… pressured to,
I didn't wanna disappoint--

00:20:01.520 --> 00:20:03.679 align:center
Oh, when else did you feel that pressure?

00:20:04.280 --> 00:20:06.760 align:center
Maybe with the escort you brought
to the premiere?

00:20:07.560 --> 00:20:11.159 align:center
Or… when you took your clothes off,
knowing I was watching?

00:20:11.240 --> 00:20:12.480 align:center
You feel it then too?

00:20:12.560 --> 00:20:15.640 align:center
Yeah, but… You're sorta twisting it.

00:20:15.720 --> 00:20:18.320 align:center
Well, it almost sounded like you were
about to make some accusation

00:20:18.399 --> 00:20:19.800 align:center
of inappropriate conduct.

00:20:19.880 --> 00:20:25.120 align:center
Oh, God, no.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

00:20:26.480 --> 00:20:28.880 align:center
-Oh. Well, perfect.
-Mm-hmm.

00:20:32.560 --> 00:20:35.480 align:center
I can't believe you guys!
That was terrible advice!

00:20:35.560 --> 00:20:37.720 align:center
Did you tell her you're back with Stevie,
or what?

00:20:37.800 --> 00:20:40.399 align:center
Yeah, but… but she turned it around on me.

00:20:40.480 --> 00:20:42.360 align:center
She implied I was harassing her!

00:20:42.440 --> 00:20:44.720 align:center
And now I'm gonna get let go
all 'cause of you!

00:20:44.800 --> 00:20:48.200 align:center
Wait, Danny, I thought you were planning
to sleep with Desirée?

00:20:48.280 --> 00:20:51.360 align:center
Yeah. I was just kidding around, guys.
Ugh, I'm not really into her.

00:20:51.440 --> 00:20:53.880 align:center
We're talking about Kristel!

00:20:53.960 --> 00:20:57.080 align:center
Uh, sorry, guys. Um, I better hang up.
Merel's kinda sick.

00:20:57.159 --> 00:20:59.800 align:center
You might wanna contact HR, Mike.
Before she tells on you.

00:21:01.360 --> 00:21:02.480 align:center
Yeah.

00:21:10.280 --> 00:21:12.600 align:center
-Hey, Mikey boy.
-Hey.

00:21:12.679 --> 00:21:14.600 align:center
-What can I do for you, son?
-Yeah, question.

00:21:14.679 --> 00:21:18.919 align:center
How would you report an official case
of, um, sexual harassment or abuse here?

00:21:20.080 --> 00:21:22.080 align:center
Um… how exactly does that work?

00:21:22.159 --> 00:21:26.200 align:center
Uh, the person who was harassed
would have to go to HR.

00:21:26.280 --> 00:21:27.640 align:center
-HR?
-Yeah.

00:21:27.720 --> 00:21:29.840 align:center
-Okay.
-Why do you ask?

00:21:33.760 --> 00:21:35.560 align:center
Okay.

00:21:36.640 --> 00:21:39.240 align:center
Astrid's still on maternity leave
for a while.

00:21:39.320 --> 00:21:42.720 align:center
Seriously. Why do we
still hire women, huh?

00:21:44.399 --> 00:21:47.320 align:center
-Don't worry. I got this.
-Uh, are you serious?

00:21:47.399 --> 00:21:50.439 align:center
Yeah, I'm serious. I took all the courses.

00:21:50.520 --> 00:21:53.560 align:center
So… tell me who you harassed. Go on.

00:22:01.720 --> 00:22:04.200 align:center
Uh, I'm on the receiving end.

00:22:04.280 --> 00:22:06.880 align:center
Wow, must be nice. Go you.

00:22:09.159 --> 00:22:10.080 align:center
So who is it?

00:22:11.520 --> 00:22:14.159 align:center
Uh, Kristel.

00:22:15.040 --> 00:22:17.640 align:center
Wait, what? Our boss, Kristel?

00:22:18.320 --> 00:22:20.000 align:center
Um… are there any other Kristels here?

00:22:20.080 --> 00:22:22.760 align:center
Holy shit. I think about her a lot
at night when I, you know…

00:22:22.840 --> 00:22:26.080 align:center
-Write my complaint down.
-Yeah. Right, got it.

00:22:27.760 --> 00:22:30.360 align:center
How does it feel to be a man?

00:22:30.439 --> 00:22:32.439 align:center
TOXIC MASCULINITY

00:22:32.520 --> 00:22:33.960 align:center
A NEW ERA A NEW MAN

00:22:34.040 --> 00:22:37.399 align:center
That's not a question with a simple answer
in our world.

00:22:37.480 --> 00:22:41.439 align:center
Every one of you is a sexist.
You can't help it.

00:22:42.040 --> 00:22:46.000 align:center
I'm wondering if… he should have
simplified it a little for this audience.

00:22:46.080 --> 00:22:48.200 align:center
No way. Just look, they're loving it.

00:22:48.280 --> 00:22:50.159 align:center
They've never been this quiet.

00:22:50.240 --> 00:22:51.280 align:center
Come on.

00:22:51.360 --> 00:22:53.439 align:center
For one,
you avoid emotional vulnerability…

00:22:53.520 --> 00:22:55.159 align:center
Yeah, I hope this course of his works.

00:22:55.240 --> 00:22:58.720 align:center
It's time to free the kids from these…
these roles and patriarchal patterns

00:22:58.800 --> 00:23:00.159 align:center
we've been subjecting them to.

00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:02.280 align:center
Yeah, I'm trying to do
what a lot of fathers won't.

00:23:02.360 --> 00:23:04.159 align:center
Encourage that extra dose
of self-reflection.

00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:06.040 align:center
Oh, yeah. No, exactly.

00:23:06.120 --> 00:23:08.960 align:center
You know what, Greg?
Your commitment to helping your son,

00:23:09.040 --> 00:23:10.640 align:center
it's really admirable.

00:23:13.760 --> 00:23:14.600 align:center
Hmm.

00:23:17.640 --> 00:23:20.159 align:center
-What are you doing?
-What?

00:23:20.880 --> 00:23:23.040 align:center
What? No. I was just… I was, uh…

00:23:25.840 --> 00:23:26.880 align:center
CHIEF

00:23:26.960 --> 00:23:28.520 align:center
I… I have to…

00:23:29.200 --> 00:23:31.200 align:center
I have to take this.

00:23:33.800 --> 00:23:35.320 align:center
Hi, chief.

00:23:35.399 --> 00:23:37.679 align:center
Don't worry, Mike. I'll take care of it.

00:23:40.919 --> 00:23:44.040 align:center
Mike, can we speak for a moment?

00:23:44.120 --> 00:23:46.080 align:center
-Yeah, of course.
-Come.

00:23:47.439 --> 00:23:50.399 align:center
I want to apologize
for my behavior last night.

00:23:50.480 --> 00:23:52.960 align:center
I admit it. I am attracted to you.

00:23:54.000 --> 00:23:55.480 align:center
Oh…

00:23:55.560 --> 00:23:57.640 align:center
I thought the feeling was mutual.

00:23:57.720 --> 00:24:00.280 align:center
Look, I'm sorry, Mike,
if my behavior ever…

00:24:00.360 --> 00:24:02.960 align:center
made you feel unsafe,
then I'm truly sorry.

00:24:03.960 --> 00:24:06.560 align:center
Well, um…

00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:08.000 align:center
Unsafe, that's…

00:24:08.080 --> 00:24:11.240 align:center
With the hours we spend in the office,
it can be hard to, um,

00:24:11.320 --> 00:24:13.399 align:center
meet someone outside of work.

00:24:13.480 --> 00:24:15.360 align:center
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

00:24:16.399 --> 00:24:22.040 align:center
And speaking for myself, most of the time
I feel… yeah… lonesome.

00:24:28.240 --> 00:24:30.760 align:center
-Don't send it.
-What?

00:24:30.840 --> 00:24:32.720 align:center
The email. Just don't send it.

00:24:32.800 --> 00:24:35.280 align:center
I… sorry. It's too late.

00:24:35.360 --> 00:24:37.399 align:center
You have to stop it!
Fuck. Just press delete!

00:24:37.480 --> 00:24:39.040 align:center
-Do it! Delete it!
-I can't delete it.

00:24:39.120 --> 00:24:40.840 align:center
It's an email, not WhatsApp.

00:24:42.360 --> 00:24:44.399 align:center
Ugh. She thinks I'm a liar.

00:24:44.960 --> 00:24:46.600 align:center
I screwed up really bad.

00:24:46.679 --> 00:24:48.080 align:center
Why didn't you tell her the truth?

00:24:48.159 --> 00:24:51.000 align:center
Oh, yeah… uh, oh, I forgot to tell you,

00:24:51.080 --> 00:24:53.720 align:center
you can't come over
because I'm still living with my ex.

00:24:53.800 --> 00:24:55.200 align:center
That'd be a disaster.

00:24:56.640 --> 00:24:59.679 align:center
I have an idea. Hey, Ma!

00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:03.040 align:center
You're lucky
that I even considered helping you

00:25:03.120 --> 00:25:04.679 align:center
with this bullshit you put me through.

00:25:04.760 --> 00:25:08.199 align:center
Listen, this job is important to me.
Do you have any idea what I earn?

00:25:09.760 --> 00:25:11.320 align:center
Uh… never mind.

00:25:12.280 --> 00:25:15.880 align:center
Okay, sounds like you owe me
a trip to Curaçao, then.

00:25:18.159 --> 00:25:20.640 align:center
It was four years ago
that he broke up with me, yeah.

00:25:20.720 --> 00:25:24.120 align:center
No, uh, you left me.
She cheated with my orthodontist.

00:25:24.199 --> 00:25:27.080 align:center
I kept the house back then,
and Ivo was the one who moved out.

00:25:27.159 --> 00:25:29.280 align:center
-And then we got back together briefly.
-Mm-hmm.

00:25:29.360 --> 00:25:32.320 align:center
That's when he met you
and decided to leave me all over again.

00:25:32.399 --> 00:25:35.520 align:center
No. I broke up with you first…
then Roos came along.

00:25:35.600 --> 00:25:37.399 align:center
Please, the facts are important.

00:25:39.800 --> 00:25:44.040 align:center
I'm sorry, Roos.
The truth is… I really like you.

00:25:44.640 --> 00:25:49.399 align:center
And I only lied because I was afraid
I'd lose you if I decided to be up front.

00:25:52.120 --> 00:25:53.159 align:center
Okay.

00:25:54.919 --> 00:25:56.280 align:center
Thanks for being honest with me.

00:25:58.360 --> 00:26:01.199 align:center
I'm also really happy
I got a chance to meet you.

00:26:03.320 --> 00:26:05.840 align:center
And now that I have…
I wanna meet your dog.

00:26:06.520 --> 00:26:10.159 align:center
Uh, yeah… Mm.

00:26:20.159 --> 00:26:22.280 align:center
-Hey, Pam.
-Jesus.

00:26:22.360 --> 00:26:25.120 align:center
-Enzo, you almost gave me a stroke.
-I saw you running.

00:26:25.199 --> 00:26:27.199 align:center
I thought I'd say hi.

00:26:27.280 --> 00:26:30.120 align:center
Hey, explain to me why you told
your father that you met someone.

00:26:30.199 --> 00:26:32.480 align:center
We should spend
a weekend together somewhere.

00:26:34.399 --> 00:26:37.760 align:center
I don't know if you have mommy issues,
or if you hate your father, or both.

00:26:37.840 --> 00:26:40.840 align:center
But the bottom line is, I don't need you
making my life more complicated.

00:26:40.919 --> 00:26:43.159 align:center
This is the type of relationship
that starts complicated

00:26:43.240 --> 00:26:44.560 align:center
but ends up being great.

00:26:44.640 --> 00:26:46.480 align:center
I could be your mother, you know.

00:26:46.560 --> 00:26:48.960 align:center
I am your mother. Sort of, anyway.

00:26:49.040 --> 00:26:50.439 align:center
Showing up on your bike to harass me

00:26:50.520 --> 00:26:52.919 align:center
isn't gonna help
the situation at all… Enzo.

00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:55.280 align:center
Where are you going?

00:26:58.840 --> 00:27:00.919 align:center
So, you and Nadja. What happened?

00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:04.760 align:center
And be honest. Don't give me any nonsense.

00:27:04.840 --> 00:27:06.240 align:center
Nothing, we make a good team, Chief.

00:27:07.320 --> 00:27:10.480 align:center
Really. We do CrossFit together.
Every day, bright and early.

00:27:10.560 --> 00:27:14.040 align:center
-Was that her idea?
-What do you think? It was mine?

00:27:15.159 --> 00:27:19.080 align:center
Nadja just put in an immediate request
for a new partner, Greg.

00:27:19.159 --> 00:27:21.360 align:center
-So, I've got to split you up.
-What?

00:27:21.439 --> 00:27:26.120 align:center
But… But… Who am I supposed
to take on patrol with me?

00:27:26.199 --> 00:27:28.240 align:center
Yücel!

00:27:29.080 --> 00:27:31.760 align:center
-We're a real crack team.
-Mm-hmm.

00:27:32.320 --> 00:27:34.800 align:center
-Me and you. Am I right?
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.

00:27:34.880 --> 00:27:37.159 align:center
You know, you and Nadja…

00:27:37.240 --> 00:27:39.439 align:center
It wasn't… It wasn't meant to be.

00:27:39.520 --> 00:27:41.560 align:center
Couldn't pick up the signals, dude.

00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:43.760 align:center
Maybe mine come through a little clearer?

00:27:45.679 --> 00:27:47.439 align:center
Yep. Yep, I'm on it.

00:27:47.520 --> 00:27:49.240 align:center
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. I'm reading you.

00:27:49.320 --> 00:27:50.360 align:center
Here's your doner.

00:27:59.000 --> 00:28:00.880 align:center
-Hey, hon.
-The parents' WhatsApp group.

00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:02.080 align:center
Have you checked it?

00:28:02.159 --> 00:28:03.640 align:center
No, why?

00:28:03.720 --> 00:28:06.360 align:center
Why do you silence your phone
all the time, Greg?

00:28:08.280 --> 00:28:10.080 align:center
336 messages?

00:28:10.159 --> 00:28:12.800 align:center
-Yeah.
-Can you sum it up?

00:28:12.880 --> 00:28:15.600 align:center
That idiot Ms. Barf came up
with a workshop to castrate our son.

00:28:15.679 --> 00:28:16.600 align:center
Serious.

00:28:16.679 --> 00:28:21.080 align:center
There's an emergency meeting tonight.
All the parents are filing a complaint.

00:28:26.560 --> 00:28:29.679 align:center
-Hey, man. How'd it go?
-Hey. What?

00:28:29.760 --> 00:28:33.880 align:center
Wasn't it today? You had
an apartment viewing with some realtor?

00:28:33.959 --> 00:28:36.080 align:center
Oh, yeah. No, it was good. Thanks.

00:28:41.760 --> 00:28:45.040 align:center
-I should be going.
-Sure. Quick glass of wine?

00:28:45.120 --> 00:28:46.800 align:center
-No, thanks.
-Mm.

00:28:46.879 --> 00:28:49.360 align:center
If you want more information
on the apartment, just gimme a call.

00:28:49.439 --> 00:28:51.840 align:center
Yeah, sure, but I'm gonna…

00:28:51.919 --> 00:28:54.080 align:center
I'll let you know. See ya.

00:28:58.439 --> 00:29:02.120 align:center
The housing market is just stuck.
It's murder out there.

00:29:02.199 --> 00:29:05.240 align:center
Yeah… Well, it feels like something else
is stuck too.

00:29:05.320 --> 00:29:08.120 align:center
Right, honey?

00:29:08.199 --> 00:29:10.480 align:center
Oh, this is so nice.

00:29:11.399 --> 00:29:14.439 align:center
Hey, Harm. Danny here… I, uh…
About what you mentioned the other day.

00:29:14.520 --> 00:29:17.280 align:center
That open room… Mm. You still looking?

00:29:17.360 --> 00:29:20.040 align:center
Sorry.

00:29:24.360 --> 00:29:26.040 align:center
Look, that one
"birds and the bees" program,

00:29:26.120 --> 00:29:27.800 align:center
I could get on board with,
but what's this?

00:29:27.879 --> 00:29:30.000 align:center
Yeah, what's the problem
with my son liking cars?

00:29:30.080 --> 00:29:31.320 align:center
-Yeah.
-Or goofing off?

00:29:31.399 --> 00:29:33.399 align:center
-He can't be a little boy?
-Good question.

00:29:33.480 --> 00:29:35.399 align:center
-That's not it at all.
-Then what's the deal?

00:29:35.480 --> 00:29:37.720 align:center
-I can explain, just hang on. All right.
-Go on.

00:29:37.800 --> 00:29:41.520 align:center
First off, I'm sorry. I should've told
all of you about this before it started.

00:29:42.040 --> 00:29:45.679 align:center
But this new initiative didn't come
from the school, it came from one of you.

00:29:45.760 --> 00:29:48.120 align:center
-Seriously? Who was it?
-I'm sorry, I can't say.

00:29:48.199 --> 00:29:51.560 align:center
Why can't you tell us?
Is it that privacy law? What's going on?

00:29:51.639 --> 00:29:53.840 align:center
Ridiculous!

00:29:53.919 --> 00:29:56.199 align:center
-This school. It's… ugh!
-Too much.

00:29:56.280 --> 00:29:58.000 align:center
It is? Fair. Sorry.

00:30:11.520 --> 00:30:12.679 align:center
Hello?

00:30:19.240 --> 00:30:20.320 align:center
Harm?

00:30:26.360 --> 00:30:30.959 align:center
Surprise!

00:30:31.040 --> 00:30:32.399 align:center
For me?

00:30:32.480 --> 00:30:35.480 align:center
Hell yeah! It's the welcome wagon!

00:30:39.040 --> 00:30:40.879 align:center
Get him a drink, will you?

00:30:50.840 --> 00:30:55.360 align:center
So… now… the house is ours.

00:30:57.399 --> 00:30:58.399 align:center
Mike?

00:30:58.480 --> 00:31:01.879 align:center
Oh, no, please. Don't tell me
your best friend's about to move in.

00:31:04.800 --> 00:31:07.639 align:center
Uh… now that Danny is out of the house…

00:31:09.040 --> 00:31:10.080 align:center
I want a kid.
Danny is out of the house…