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#GOODLIFE WITH STEVIE

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MOVING

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Should I take these to the closet,
Ms. Stevie, or…?

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Upstairs.
If they don't fit, try the garage.

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-Uh-huh.
-How much stuff do you need?

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They send it to me for free.

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Well, they did anyway. That's over.

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Hristo gets to stay,
and you're booting me out? That stings.

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Why do you need two cleaning people?
What is this, Downton Abbey?

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No, man. Stevie couldn't bring herself
to fire him, I guess.

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Mm. But it was easy to kick me out, huh?

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Nobody's kicking you out.

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All I said was… maybe this is
the perfect moment

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to begin searching for a new home.

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-Mike?
-Yes?

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Can your gym clothes
go in the hallway closet?

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Yeah, of course. Do what you want.

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Friends are more than just
a temporary replacement for a girlfriend.

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Whatever, dude.
Danny, you just showed up one day.

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You invited yourself in, right? Huh?

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What are you doing? Hey!

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-This is coming with me.
-No, but…

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-You don't have to leave now.
-No. I know when I'm not welcome.

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-I need a hand!
-Yeah, just a sec.

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-Hey, Kristel.
-Can I interrupt your day for a sec?

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Yeah, yeah, of course. Sure.
We're both workaholics, aren't we?

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I reread the Roosters pilot one more time
for good measure.

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I do still have a few notes.

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I thought it was fully approved.

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Yeah, but this character Mark
doesn't seem all that believable.

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-He seems… dumb.
-Dumb?

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-Yeah.
-Okay.

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Why would anybody follow
a loser like that?

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Yeah, okay… I could make--

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-This is mine too, Mike.
-Hey! You're getting water everywhere.

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-Come on, man!
-Mike?

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Sorry. Okay, why don't I, uh… come by
the office later this afternoon sometime?

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I'm working remotely today, but, um…

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there's always my house.

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Oh, your house?

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Well, sure. We could have a bite to eat,
then go over the script again.

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-Yeah.
-I'll message you my address.

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Okay, sounds good.

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What was that about?
Oh, nothing. Nothing. Just work.

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I am so happy you're actually back. Mwah.

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Uh…

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That's right. This is mine.

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Just relax, man. Okay, look.
You don't have to leave right now.

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Mm? It's fine. Listen…
Danny, take it slow. There's no rush.

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All right.

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ROOSTERS

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Ah, yeah!

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You like that, huh? Four-two.
Hand over the ball. Our turn to serve.

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Hey, speaking of handing over your balls,
Stevie and you are really back together?

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-Greg, come on, now!
-Yeah.

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Does she know what's going on
with your boss?

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You mean the boss that keeps calling me
on my day off?

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Just get it over with
and do her on the copy machine!

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Or… you could just go tell your boss
that you're no longer available.

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No wonder there's nothing going on
in your "open relationship," Greg.

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-Can we please just play?
-The opportunity hasn't come along yet.

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Or maybe you need to practice
picking up on signals, bro.

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-What signals?
-When a woman wants you, Greg.

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Body language. Obvious tells.

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She laughs at your jokes.

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She messes with her hands.
She plays with her hair.

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She spills a whole cup of coffee
on your shirt.

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Oh, super like!

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-Here we go.
-Give me a break.

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Look, he's beaming!

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-Holy shit…
-What?

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It's Desirée.

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Which Desiree?

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-His Desiree?
-What?

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, are you serious?

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Did you like her too? What's going on?

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Out of politeness, yeah.
But she hit me with a super like.

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-She wants to grab a bite to eat.
-What the fuck, Danny?

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-Then I won't do it. Whatever.
-But you were going to, weren't you?

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-What are you guys laughing at?
-I just… whoa, whoa…

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Ief…

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So this is what you mean
by an "open friendship."

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-Let's see. I wanna see.
-Look. Oh God. It's so…

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Whoa.

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You all right?

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Yeah. Yeah. All good.

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I have a feeling I overwhelmed you
a bit with the baby stuff.

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-No, Armand.
-No? Okay, good.

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Mm-hmm.

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Look.

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FERTILITY CLINIC

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An old study buddy of mine works here.

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He can get us an appointment
as soon as we want.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Now I'm starting
to feel a bit overwhelmed.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Is it Enzo?

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Huh? What? No.

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Uh, what do you mean?

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Not a big fan, are you?
I can kind of tell, Pam.

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Uh…

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Well, it's not…
I don't have a problem with Enzo.

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He just seems a bit confused.

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Yeah. You know,
Enzo's basically a child still.

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-A child, yeah. Basically.
-Mm.

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But he told me recently that he, um…

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That he met someone.

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-Ah. That's wonderful.
-Yeah. Isn't that nice?

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-Mm-hmm.
-I'd make a good grandpa!

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Congrats. You banged a kid
with family problems.

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Pretty sure
that means you're officially a MILF.

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I'm not a mother. Well, not yet.

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ILF, then.

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Jesus, am I nuts?
I shouldn't be doing something like this.

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Wait, let's talk. Can we stop for a sec?
I need to catch my breath.

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-We've been running for ten minutes!
-Yeah, I'm dying here!

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"Preventing Toxic Masculinity
in Children."

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Yes, most of these problems
are best solved early.

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And that begins with education.

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I took a course with Bram myself,
and it was… outstanding.

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So I thought, this could work for kids.

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Start them young, you know?

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Yeah, it… it looks like a good idea, Greg.

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-Very modern too.
-Yeah?

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Sorry, it's… I better not miss this.
This is Bram.

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Uh, no… No, I'm not. I can talk.

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Bram is a real performer.
I know you'll love what he does.

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I'm booked that weekend…

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-You're full of surprises, Greg.
-Hmm?

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I wish more parents were
this proactive about issues

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with their children.

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I mean, I'm a man of action.

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Mm. Uh…

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Okay, I've thought about your situation,
and I've come up with a theory.

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-Okay.
-I think you're afraid to have a child.

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So you've been sabotaging
your relationship with Armand.

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Really. You're afraid if you became
a mother, you wouldn't be yourself.

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-How so?
-Your priorities would change.

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Your body, your job, your sex life.

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-No, no, no. That's so ridiculous.
-It's true.

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I just wish I had someone who could offer
some razor-sharp analysis on my life too.

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I moved on from Danny
because he was always so immature.

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How'd I wind up here?

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Um, you know, I like you this way, Pam.

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You're more human.
Not so prim and perfect.

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'Kay, let's go.

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Ugh, for God's sake. Pfft.

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-You still upset?
-Jesus, Roos.

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You upset? Better count to ten.

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Sorry. It's my bad.

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I should've been honest.

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I don't want secrets between us either.

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This isn't the right place
to talk about it.

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Oh. Um…

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In that case, um…

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We'd be better off meeting in private.

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Oh, yeah… That… Yeah, I'd… That, um…

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Yeah. That sounds fine.

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Um…

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When should I come over, then?

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Why don't we meet at yours?

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-At mine?
-Yeah. I wanna see your digs.

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-Uh…
-Got something you've been hiding?

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Uh, nah. No, no, no.

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Okay.

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This is serious, Tess. I really like Roos.

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She wants to come over,
but she doesn't know I live

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in the same damn house as my ex.

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Look, Mom can't see you
with somebody else right now.

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It hurts her way too much.

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I'm home.

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-Hello?
-Hi.

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-Doesn't she have a date tonight?
-Oh. I'll check for you, okay?

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She just writes 'em down there?
Think I'm not hurt by that?

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There's a date with some guy called Daan,
but it's crossed out in marker.

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Hey, man. I've been thinking a lot,
and I want to say sorry.

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That weird outburst over Desirée
was sexist and possessive.

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So, um, I think you guys should
go out together.

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Have any plans for tonight?

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Tonight could work.
But how bad does she want it?

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I mean, is she into me,
or was it more of a polite super like?

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I've always been so bored
with you, Torvald.

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Even you standing there makes me uneasy.

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I hate how you… speak, how you eat…

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I hate how you breathe too.

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I miss living.

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Kiss me.

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-Ugh…
-Stop! Stop!

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No, no, no. Come on, Merel!
I don't believe a goddamn word of it.

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-I don't feel motivated for the kiss.
-I can see that.

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I mean, he could be my son. He's so young.

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It's theater!

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It's about your imagination. Yeah?

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-Okay, okay.
-Go ahead.

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Okay, okay, okay.

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-I've always been--
-Hang on. Wait. Stop.

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Have you ever…

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Have you ever felt truly confined
in a relationship?

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-Yeah.
-Without passion?

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-Oh, sure.
-The fury. The powerlessness.

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The despair and the suffocating fear
that you will never be in love again!

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-I got it, yeah! Goddamn it! Yeah!
-That's it! Yes!

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I miss living!

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I wanna feel again!

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I'm sick of feeling nothing! Kiss me!

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-That was good.
-Hi.

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-Uh, hey.
-Hey.

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-Sorry. I feel bad. I'm sorry I…
-Yeah.

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I feel like I lost myself, or…
got absorbed in the role, I don't know.

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Don't worry, it's all good.

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-Okay.
-It's all good.

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Yeah. I will say, I didn't see
the tongue coming, but, uh…

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But it totally worked.

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You know, for the scene.

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-So… a beer anybody? You?
-Yeah.

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-Come.
-You picked a Monday to go out? Really?

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-What are you doing?
-These flowers are too pretty.

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-In a bachelor pad, nothing blooms.
-I live here too, Dad.

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Jesus. This hair! God.
Is your mother shedding, or what?

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Ooh, your girlfriend's here!

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-Hey.
-Hi.

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How are you?

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-Good.
-Yeah?

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-Hey, oh gosh. Tess, right?
-Mm-hmm.

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I've heard so much about you.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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Yeah, my father's an open book.

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-Oh?
-Yup.

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Uh, better start that homework.
Yeah. I have lots to do.

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-Yeah.
-'Kay.

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-See ya.
-Bye.

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You… You have a nice house.

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You do all the decorating?

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Yeah. Uh, who else?

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Hardly a bachelor pad. It's lovely.

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Well, what can I say?
Chalk it up to that course I took.

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Yeah. Oh, wow, my mom has
these exact scented candles.

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They're really nice.
Is this, uh, lavender or fig?

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Fig.

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It's lavender.

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Uh, yeah, I just switched.
Yeah, I, uh, I switch every season.

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Hmm.

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Oh, uh, all this… yeah.
The hair is all Dee's… uh… uh, uh, my dog.

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Uh, she's a long-haired dachshund.
She's mine. Eh, Desirée.

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-Oh, that's so cute.
-Yes.

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Uh, where is she, then?

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Upstairs. Yeah, uh… she's a shelter dog,
so new people are tricky for her.

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You know, she can be a little…

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But if I get to come over more often,
she might get used to me, right?

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She's also blind. And, uh, sick… Crippled.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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Thank you for your flexibility.

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Yeah.

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I have a feeling you hate
the nine-to-five mentality like I do.

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Some things just can't be put off.

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Oh, Tobias, this is Mike.
Mike, this is Tobias.

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-Yeah. Hi, I'm a… colleague of your mom.
-Yeah, sure.

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Whatever.

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Yeah. Mm.

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He should be at his father's today,
but something came up.

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Unfortunately, my ex isn't as flexible
as we are. But, well…

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-That's why he's my ex.
-Yeah.

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Right, so… let's talk
about the character Mark.

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Change my mind.

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-Mom, I'm on duty. Bother Merel with this.
-She won't pick up the phone!

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I don't know what you did,
but these kids weren't raised right, Greg.

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They won't listen.
They don't wanna shower.

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They don't wanna sleep.
They don't wanna eat.

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-You two, knock it off!
-Jason and Sky! Listen to Grandma!

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It's the same thing every time with Merel.

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I get one message from her
and then total silence.

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-She's at practice.
-At 10:30 p.m.?

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Four-five-three. Public intoxication.

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Copy.
Let us know if you need additional units.

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I'm gonna hang up now.
Merel's probably on her way home.

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Police, stay where you are.

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Dude!

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Merel?!

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Hey!

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Ah, shit.

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No, no, no. Chill. Chill. Chill.

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Just relax.
It's my husband and his… mistress.

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Uh, Merel! Jesus, what… what are you…
Throw the joint away!

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Only if you drive me home
because I'm so bushed.

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We have an open marriage.

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Mm-hmm.

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I think she thought you and I are…
Like we're that…

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Listen, it's not like we'd be
the first police duo to uh…

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You know?

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I don't.

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It's just really hard to find a place
of your own in this world.

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But yeah, I am gonna find
my own apartment very soon.

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I meant more… facing your loneliness.

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It's a huge part of growing up.

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You know, you might wanna try…

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well, the old ten-bodies remedy
works miracles.

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Actually, I'm only on number eight…
and I'm already feeling… reborn.

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No. No, thank you.

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-Seriously, though, I'm doing fine.
-Mm.

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No, really. Sure, I miss Pam.
But I did stop waiting by her office.

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I don't virtually stalk her anymore
via WhatsApp.

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I don't think I can anyway,
because her read receipts are off.

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Ever heard of sertraline?

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Who's that?

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An antidepressant.

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Sorry, but you're definitely
not going to be number nine.

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Sorry. I, uh… I, uh…
I'm gonna use the bathroom for a sec.

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Perfect.

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Pfft.

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-Hey.
-Jesus, Danny.

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What are you doing? Are you following me?

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It's fate, Pam.

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This is life trying to tell us something.

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Nah, I don't think it is.

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You with Grandpa still? How's that been?

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-Yep.
-Hmm.

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And it's really good.

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Okay. Well deserved.

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-At this point, I feel sorry for you.
-Well, you don't have to.

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Just wanted to say sorry.

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Really.

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Only a real douchebag would hurt a woman
who loves him that much.

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-We all make mistakes once in a while.
-Right.

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-But I never deserved a woman like you.
-That's obvious.

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Come here.

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The check, sir.

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Sorry, um… we're about to do dessert.

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Oh, the woman that was with you
took it to go.

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She said you would settle the bill.

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Oh. Okay.

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Trust me, I can tell when he really likes
someone and when he's just being polite.

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-I'm his daughter.
-Mm.

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Honestly, right now I think
he'd take you over me.

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Nah.

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Looks like we're done eating, right?

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It's… so nice you could see my house
and all.

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Now, uh… I guess
I better clean up a little.

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Oh gosh, you gotta be getting tired too.

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Oh, we're… done? Okay. Um…

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Uh, I'm… I'm not sleeping over?

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Uh, no, no. I have a huge day tomorrow,
and Desirée, uh, my…

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Oh… my dachshund,
she needs her evening walk.

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But isn't she crippled?

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Uh…

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UberEats? Uh, we didn't put in an order.
Maybe the neighbors?

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You really don't want to screw with me.

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He's so wimpy.
Trust me. I wouldn't bother.

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Uh…

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-Good night.
-Uh…

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Well, now that we're done working,
these can finally come off too.

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Nice.

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You good at massages?

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What? Uh…

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No.

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Why don't we find out for sure?

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Oh!

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You dirty liar.

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You could charge real money for this,
you know.

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That's what my girlfriend says.

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My girlfriend, who I'm dating.

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Why are you bringing that up
all of a sudden?

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I… I have to say this, Kristel.

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Uh…

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Look, I do feel a… certain chemistry
between us.

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-Right? But, I didn't want to take…
-You were sending signals.

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No, you were. To me.
Coming from you, so to speak.

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And I'm really flattered by your…
interest in… in me.

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Mike… did I massage your feet,
or did you massage mine?

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-I did yours.
-Mm.

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But I just… I felt so… pressured to,
I didn't wanna disappoint--

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Oh, when else did you feel that pressure?

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Maybe with the escort you brought
to the premiere?

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Or… when you took your clothes off,
knowing I was watching?

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You feel it then too?

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Yeah, but… You're sorta twisting it.

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Well, it almost sounded like you were
about to make some accusation

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of inappropriate conduct.

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Oh, God, no.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

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-Oh. Well, perfect.
-Mm-hmm.

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I can't believe you guys!
That was terrible advice!

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Did you tell her you're back with Stevie,
or what?

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Yeah, but… but she turned it around on me.

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She implied I was harassing her!

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And now I'm gonna get let go
all 'cause of you!

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Wait, Danny, I thought you were planning
to sleep with Desirée?

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Yeah. I was just kidding around, guys.
Ugh, I'm not really into her.

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We're talking about Kristel!

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Uh, sorry, guys. Um, I better hang up.
Merel's kinda sick.

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You might wanna contact HR, Mike.
Before she tells on you.

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Yeah.

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-Hey, Mikey boy.
-Hey.

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-What can I do for you, son?
-Yeah, question.

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How would you report an official case
of, um, sexual harassment or abuse here?

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Um… how exactly does that work?

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Uh, the person who was harassed
would have to go to HR.

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-HR?
-Yeah.

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-Okay.
-Why do you ask?

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Okay.

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Astrid's still on maternity leave
for a while.

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Seriously. Why do we
still hire women, huh?

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-Don't worry. I got this.
-Uh, are you serious?

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Yeah, I'm serious. I took all the courses.

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So… tell me who you harassed. Go on.

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Uh, I'm on the receiving end.

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Wow, must be nice. Go you.

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So who is it?

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Uh, Kristel.

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Wait, what? Our boss, Kristel?

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Um… are there any other Kristels here?

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Holy shit. I think about her a lot
at night when I, you know…

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-Write my complaint down.
-Yeah. Right, got it.

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How does it feel to be a man?

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TOXIC MASCULINITY

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A NEW ERA A NEW MAN

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That's not a question with a simple answer
in our world.

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Every one of you is a sexist.
You can't help it.

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I'm wondering if… he should have
simplified it a little for this audience.

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No way. Just look, they're loving it.

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They've never been this quiet.

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Come on.

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For one,
you avoid emotional vulnerability…

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Yeah, I hope this course of his works.

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It's time to free the kids from these…
these roles and patriarchal patterns

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we've been subjecting them to.

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Yeah, I'm trying to do
what a lot of fathers won't.

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Encourage that extra dose
of self-reflection.

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Oh, yeah. No, exactly.

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You know what, Greg?
Your commitment to helping your son,

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it's really admirable.

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Hmm.

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-What are you doing?
-What?

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What? No. I was just… I was, uh…

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CHIEF

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I… I have to…

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I have to take this.

23:33.800 --> 23:35.320
Hi, chief.

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Don't worry, Mike. I'll take care of it.

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Mike, can we speak for a moment?

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-Yeah, of course.
-Come.

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I want to apologize
for my behavior last night.

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I admit it. I am attracted to you.

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Oh…

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I thought the feeling was mutual.

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Look, I'm sorry, Mike,
if my behavior ever…

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made you feel unsafe,
then I'm truly sorry.

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Well, um…

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Unsafe, that's…

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With the hours we spend in the office,
it can be hard to, um,

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meet someone outside of work.

24:13.480 --> 24:15.360
-Yeah.
-Yeah.

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And speaking for myself, most of the time
I feel… yeah… lonesome.

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-Don't send it.
-What?

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The email. Just don't send it.

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I… sorry. It's too late.

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You have to stop it!
Fuck. Just press delete!

24:37.480 --> 24:39.040
-Do it! Delete it!
-I can't delete it.

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It's an email, not WhatsApp.

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Ugh. She thinks I'm a liar.

24:44.960 --> 24:46.600
I screwed up really bad.

24:46.679 --> 24:48.080
Why didn't you tell her the truth?

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Oh, yeah… uh, oh, I forgot to tell you,

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you can't come over
because I'm still living with my ex.

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That'd be a disaster.

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I have an idea. Hey, Ma!

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You're lucky
that I even considered helping you

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with this bullshit you put me through.

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Listen, this job is important to me.
Do you have any idea what I earn?

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Uh… never mind.

25:12.280 --> 25:15.880
Okay, sounds like you owe me
a trip to Curaçao, then.

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It was four years ago
that he broke up with me, yeah.

25:20.720 --> 25:24.120
No, uh, you left me.
She cheated with my orthodontist.

25:24.199 --> 25:27.080
I kept the house back then,
and Ivo was the one who moved out.

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-And then we got back together briefly.
-Mm-hmm.

25:29.360 --> 25:32.320
That's when he met you
and decided to leave me all over again.

25:32.399 --> 25:35.520
No. I broke up with you first…
then Roos came along.

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Please, the facts are important.

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I'm sorry, Roos.
The truth is… I really like you.

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And I only lied because I was afraid
I'd lose you if I decided to be up front.

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Okay.

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Thanks for being honest with me.

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I'm also really happy
I got a chance to meet you.

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And now that I have…
I wanna meet your dog.

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Uh, yeah… Mm.

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-Hey, Pam.
-Jesus.

26:22.360 --> 26:25.120
-Enzo, you almost gave me a stroke.
-I saw you running.

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I thought I'd say hi.

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Hey, explain to me why you told
your father that you met someone.

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We should spend
a weekend together somewhere.

26:34.399 --> 26:37.760
I don't know if you have mommy issues,
or if you hate your father, or both.

26:37.840 --> 26:40.840
But the bottom line is, I don't need you
making my life more complicated.

26:40.919 --> 26:43.159
This is the type of relationship
that starts complicated

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but ends up being great.

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I could be your mother, you know.

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I am your mother. Sort of, anyway.

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Showing up on your bike to harass me

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isn't gonna help
the situation at all… Enzo.

26:53.000 --> 26:55.280
Where are you going?

26:58.840 --> 27:00.919
So, you and Nadja. What happened?

27:01.960 --> 27:04.760
And be honest. Don't give me any nonsense.

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Nothing, we make a good team, Chief.

27:07.320 --> 27:10.480
Really. We do CrossFit together.
Every day, bright and early.

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-Was that her idea?
-What do you think? It was mine?

27:15.159 --> 27:19.080
Nadja just put in an immediate request
for a new partner, Greg.

27:19.159 --> 27:21.360
-So, I've got to split you up.
-What?

27:21.439 --> 27:26.120
But… But… Who am I supposed
to take on patrol with me?

27:26.199 --> 27:28.240
Yücel!

27:29.080 --> 27:31.760
-We're a real crack team.
-Mm-hmm.

27:32.320 --> 27:34.800
-Me and you. Am I right?
-Mm-hmm. Yeah.

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You know, you and Nadja…

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It wasn't… It wasn't meant to be.

27:39.520 --> 27:41.560
Couldn't pick up the signals, dude.

27:41.640 --> 27:43.760
Maybe mine come through a little clearer?

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Yep. Yep, I'm on it.

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-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. I'm reading you.

27:49.320 --> 27:50.360
Here's your doner.

27:59.000 --> 28:00.880
-Hey, hon.
-The parents' WhatsApp group.

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Have you checked it?

28:02.159 --> 28:03.640
No, why?

28:03.720 --> 28:06.360
Why do you silence your phone
all the time, Greg?

28:08.280 --> 28:10.080
336 messages?

28:10.159 --> 28:12.800
-Yeah.
-Can you sum it up?

28:12.880 --> 28:15.600
That idiot Ms. Barf came up
with a workshop to castrate our son.

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Serious.

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There's an emergency meeting tonight.
All the parents are filing a complaint.

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-Hey, man. How'd it go?
-Hey. What?

28:29.760 --> 28:33.880
Wasn't it today? You had
an apartment viewing with some realtor?

28:33.959 --> 28:36.080
Oh, yeah. No, it was good. Thanks.

28:41.760 --> 28:45.040
-I should be going.
-Sure. Quick glass of wine?

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-No, thanks.
-Mm.

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If you want more information
on the apartment, just gimme a call.

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Yeah, sure, but I'm gonna…

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I'll let you know. See ya.

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The housing market is just stuck.
It's murder out there.

29:02.199 --> 29:05.240
Yeah… Well, it feels like something else
is stuck too.

29:05.320 --> 29:08.120
Right, honey?

29:08.199 --> 29:10.480
Oh, this is so nice.

29:11.399 --> 29:14.439
Hey, Harm. Danny here… I, uh…
About what you mentioned the other day.

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That open room… Mm. You still looking?

29:17.360 --> 29:20.040
Sorry.

29:24.360 --> 29:26.040
Look, that one
"birds and the bees" program,

29:26.120 --> 29:27.800
I could get on board with,
but what's this?

29:27.879 --> 29:30.000
Yeah, what's the problem
with my son liking cars?

29:30.080 --> 29:31.320
-Yeah.
-Or goofing off?

29:31.399 --> 29:33.399
-He can't be a little boy?
-Good question.

29:33.480 --> 29:35.399
-That's not it at all.
-Then what's the deal?

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-I can explain, just hang on. All right.
-Go on.

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First off, I'm sorry. I should've told
all of you about this before it started.

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But this new initiative didn't come
from the school, it came from one of you.

29:45.760 --> 29:48.120
-Seriously? Who was it?
-I'm sorry, I can't say.

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Why can't you tell us?
Is it that privacy law? What's going on?

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Ridiculous!

29:53.919 --> 29:56.199
-This school. It's… ugh!
-Too much.

29:56.280 --> 29:58.000
It is? Fair. Sorry.

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Hello?

30:19.240 --> 30:20.320
Harm?

30:26.360 --> 30:30.959
Surprise!

30:31.040 --> 30:32.399
For me?

30:32.480 --> 30:35.480
Hell yeah! It's the welcome wagon!

30:39.040 --> 30:40.879
Get him a drink, will you?

30:50.840 --> 30:55.360
So… now… the house is ours.

30:57.399 --> 30:58.399
Mike?

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Oh, no, please. Don't tell me
your best friend's about to move in.

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Uh… now that Danny is out of the house…

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I want a kid.
Danny is out of the house…