WEBVTT 00:00:22.959 --> 00:00:24.360 align:center Where the hell were you? 00:00:24.439 --> 00:00:27.840 align:center I should ask you. You disappeared all of a sudden. 00:00:27.920 --> 00:00:29.880 align:center We called a thousand times, man. 00:00:29.959 --> 00:00:32.559 align:center We thought you'd been thrown in the Scheldt. 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:36.640 align:center -What? I sent you a message. -A thumbs-up. That was all. 00:00:36.720 --> 00:00:38.640 align:center I mean, what if it hadn’t been sent by you? 00:00:38.720 --> 00:00:40.559 align:center For all we knew, it was a Russian mobster. 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:44.680 align:center Jesus, just chill out. I was with Stevie. 00:00:45.400 --> 00:00:47.280 align:center -Stevie? -Mm-hmm. 00:00:47.360 --> 00:00:52.160 align:center Yeah, I ran into her in Knokke. She was at that party. Funny, right? 00:00:52.239 --> 00:00:56.120 align:center And you fell right back into her arms after everything she did to you? 00:00:56.199 --> 00:00:59.160 align:center I'm sorry. What, now? Thanks to Pam, you lost your restaurant. 00:00:59.239 --> 00:01:01.720 align:center -You still want her back. -I'm not the one we're talking about. 00:01:01.800 --> 00:01:04.800 align:center Well, would you have wanted me to stay at Victor's mansion with the mob? 00:01:04.879 --> 00:01:06.360 align:center You're missing the point. 00:01:06.440 --> 00:01:09.080 align:center I don't want you to go through this Stevie crap again and get hurt. 00:01:09.160 --> 00:01:15.800 align:center Mm. Listen, Dan. You're my friend. You're not my mother, okay? 00:01:15.880 --> 00:01:18.080 align:center If you really want to know, we had a great time. 00:01:18.160 --> 00:01:19.800 align:center If we do it again, I'll call you first. 00:01:19.880 --> 00:01:23.399 align:center -Where are you going? -Uh, to the shower, okay? 00:01:23.479 --> 00:01:26.240 align:center And then work. Try it sometime. 00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:31.399 align:center -Hristo. -Hmm? 00:01:31.920 --> 00:01:33.320 align:center We have a problem. 00:01:33.399 --> 00:01:34.479 align:center ROOSTERS 00:01:34.560 --> 00:01:35.920 align:center A big problem. 00:01:47.479 --> 00:01:49.240 align:center Eat up. Come on. We have to go. 00:01:49.320 --> 00:01:51.440 align:center Uh, Mom, do we have to eat the crusts too? 00:01:51.520 --> 00:01:53.119 align:center Yes, you have to eat the crusts. 00:01:53.199 --> 00:01:54.280 align:center -Hup, hup, hup. -Mom? 00:01:54.360 --> 00:01:57.559 align:center Um, you haven't signed up for the parent meeting yet. 00:01:57.640 --> 00:02:00.720 align:center Oh, shoot. God, I can't wait. 00:02:02.240 --> 00:02:05.119 align:center Get your teeth brushed, please. We need to go. 00:02:05.199 --> 00:02:06.880 align:center Why do you always have to do it online? 00:02:06.960 --> 00:02:09.680 align:center Why not put a stupid piece of paper on the damn door? 00:02:11.720 --> 00:02:13.200 align:center "BDSM"? 00:02:14.160 --> 00:02:15.880 align:center "Slutty schoolgirls"? 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:19.239 align:center Mom! Jason threw his bread crusts in the garbage! 00:02:20.080 --> 00:02:21.400 align:center Yeah, I'm coming. 00:02:23.120 --> 00:02:25.640 align:center "Slave and master"? What is this? 00:02:26.920 --> 00:02:29.760 align:center No, yeah. Seriously. Hey, listen, man. 00:02:29.840 --> 00:02:32.799 align:center If Merel's watching porn on our computer, I'm gonna notice. 00:02:32.880 --> 00:02:37.200 align:center Shit. She left her search history? What a noob. 00:02:37.280 --> 00:02:39.560 align:center Women don't watch porn. 00:02:39.640 --> 00:02:40.640 align:center Sure, they do. 00:02:40.720 --> 00:02:44.799 align:center Well, Merel does now. BDSM and "slutty schoolgirls." 00:02:44.880 --> 00:02:48.040 align:center Porn is sexist and degrading to women. I no longer watch it. 00:02:48.120 --> 00:02:50.080 align:center Merel is sexist and degrading to women. 00:02:50.160 --> 00:02:53.120 align:center Greg, why schoolgirls? Is she a lesbian? 00:02:53.200 --> 00:02:54.760 align:center Your marriage is a farce. 00:02:54.840 --> 00:02:58.320 align:center No, it's not. We just need to do something fun together again. 00:02:58.400 --> 00:02:59.600 align:center A romantic night out, you know? 00:02:59.679 --> 00:03:01.760 align:center And then nookie. 00:03:01.840 --> 00:03:03.400 align:center Go for it, Greg. 00:03:03.480 --> 00:03:05.160 align:center Okay. Thanks. 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:09.440 align:center Where were you? 00:03:10.239 --> 00:03:13.239 align:center -Uh… -Thanks, partner. 00:03:14.600 --> 00:03:16.920 align:center You can stay with me for a while. 00:03:17.000 --> 00:03:19.880 align:center No pool, but I do have a guest suite with a private bathroom. 00:03:19.959 --> 00:03:23.560 align:center -He thinks Airbnb is for fools. -No, thanks, man. 00:03:23.640 --> 00:03:24.799 align:center I'm good. 00:03:24.880 --> 00:03:28.399 align:center Are you sure? They'll be back together in no time. Wanna bet? 00:03:28.480 --> 00:03:32.120 align:center No, thanks. I'm pretty sure that Mike will screw up again. 00:03:32.200 --> 00:03:35.480 align:center Just be careful. Women can be very territorial. 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:36.920 align:center They don't like to share. 00:03:37.000 --> 00:03:40.160 align:center -Oh! Also, what are you doing tonight? -What? 00:03:40.239 --> 00:03:43.239 align:center I'm having a party. You should come, if only to see the place. 00:03:43.320 --> 00:03:48.239 align:center Oh, yeah, it's just… I said I'd take my parents out for dinner. 00:03:48.320 --> 00:03:52.119 align:center They're getting up there, so I gotta make the effort. 00:03:52.200 --> 00:03:55.880 align:center There will be women there too. 00:03:58.239 --> 00:04:00.440 align:center What can I bring? 00:04:00.519 --> 00:04:02.720 align:center Hey, what? 00:04:03.959 --> 00:04:06.560 align:center Okay, at the next light, turn left. 00:04:06.640 --> 00:04:09.760 align:center -Who are we following today? -No one. We're going to the supermarket. 00:04:09.839 --> 00:04:11.160 align:center To work on parallel parking? 00:04:11.239 --> 00:04:13.399 align:center No, to buy toilet paper. We're almost completely out. 00:04:13.480 --> 00:04:14.959 align:center Hmm. 00:04:15.040 --> 00:04:16.440 align:center INCOMING CALL 00:04:16.519 --> 00:04:19.120 align:center -Greg. -Hey there, my sexy kitten. 00:04:19.200 --> 00:04:20.320 align:center Can I take you on a-- 00:04:20.399 --> 00:04:22.320 align:center -I'm in a lesson, Greg. -Hi, Greg. 00:04:22.400 --> 00:04:24.080 align:center Oh! Then why did you answer? 00:04:24.160 --> 00:04:27.000 align:center A night out's fine with me, but we need to find a babysitter. 00:04:27.080 --> 00:04:28.960 align:center I don't think your mother is gonna help again. 00:04:29.039 --> 00:04:32.039 align:center -Yeah, you made sure of that. -Uh, I can babysit. 00:04:32.120 --> 00:04:33.599 align:center Fifteen per hour. 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:35.440 align:center -7.50. -Ten. 00:04:35.520 --> 00:04:36.760 align:center Deal. 00:04:36.840 --> 00:04:38.520 align:center Okay, get a reservation for us? 00:04:38.599 --> 00:04:39.840 align:center -Will do! -Cool. 00:04:42.599 --> 00:04:47.800 align:center Bella Amore face cream. Well, guys, it was tested on animals. 00:04:47.880 --> 00:04:51.560 align:center And they didn't test it well. I still got pimples after. So… 00:04:51.640 --> 00:04:55.120 align:center Ciao, bella! Stop buying it. 00:04:55.640 --> 00:04:57.440 align:center Then you can look at yourself in the mirror. 00:04:57.520 --> 00:05:01.120 align:center Literally and figuratively. Good? Okay. 00:05:07.720 --> 00:05:11.200 align:center -Hello, you've reached the IRS. -When can I see you again? 00:05:11.280 --> 00:05:14.280 align:center Who says I'll let you? I've got my image to consider. 00:05:14.360 --> 00:05:16.720 align:center My followers will go crazy if they see us together. 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:19.039 align:center Oh? But I thought you lost your followers. 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:20.320 align:center "Lost," past tense. 00:05:20.400 --> 00:05:23.440 align:center I'm not an influencer anymore. I'm an influ-hater. 00:05:23.520 --> 00:05:24.520 align:center And that is? 00:05:24.599 --> 00:05:26.919 align:center Now companies will hire me to not post about their stuff. 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:29.240 align:center And they offer me a lot more money than they did. 00:05:29.320 --> 00:05:30.520 align:center Really? 00:05:31.280 --> 00:05:33.919 align:center I might quit my job and come back to work for you. 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:37.680 align:center -Don't make any decisions on impulse. -Mm. Very wise. 00:05:37.760 --> 00:05:39.120 align:center What are you doing tomorrow? 00:05:39.919 --> 00:05:42.200 align:center Well… tomorrow I'll tell you. 00:05:46.160 --> 00:05:47.960 align:center Hey. How's she doing? 00:05:49.919 --> 00:05:53.520 align:center Your mother. I was very sorry to hear you had to visit her in the hospital. 00:05:53.599 --> 00:05:56.599 align:center Yeah, no, it wasn't quite as bad as they said it was at first. 00:05:56.680 --> 00:05:58.240 align:center Oh, that's good. 00:05:58.320 --> 00:06:01.000 align:center -And I've got more good news. -Oh? 00:06:01.080 --> 00:06:03.599 align:center We're gonna make the Roosters pilot. 00:06:03.680 --> 00:06:04.840 align:center -No way. -Yeah. 00:06:04.919 --> 00:06:06.160 align:center -No way. -The budget's approved. 00:06:06.240 --> 00:06:08.599 align:center -We can start production-- -Oh, man, that's fantastic! 00:06:09.919 --> 00:06:11.240 align:center Yeah. 00:06:13.280 --> 00:06:15.919 align:center Come. Let's tell your writing team the good news. 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:17.520 align:center Yeah, that's what we should do. 00:06:19.599 --> 00:06:22.960 align:center In the boardroom, we have a special space for changing diapers, 00:06:23.039 --> 00:06:26.400 align:center to encourage a work-life balance to all employees. Even at the top. 00:06:26.479 --> 00:06:27.919 align:center Don't forget the restrooms. 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:32.479 align:center Oh, uh, gender-neutral, naturally. But with special urinals. 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:34.160 align:center They're lower and pull out 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:38.440 align:center so that they'll also work for, uh… uh, women. 00:06:40.479 --> 00:06:45.160 align:center She loved it. Sure, she acted a little cool, but I saw it right away. 00:06:45.240 --> 00:06:46.880 align:center I, uh… don't drink coffee. 00:06:46.960 --> 00:06:49.720 align:center You just started, and you almost sold your first design. 00:06:49.799 --> 00:06:52.120 align:center Ah, that's promising. 00:06:57.640 --> 00:06:59.320 align:center So, golden boy. 00:07:02.479 --> 00:07:04.440 align:center Up for tonight? You don't have to work? 00:07:05.000 --> 00:07:07.280 align:center -Yeah. I'm free. -Mm-hmm. 00:07:07.359 --> 00:07:10.200 align:center Yeah, we were just discussing constructions. 00:07:16.440 --> 00:07:19.320 align:center You must be joking. That's the show you wanna make? 00:07:19.400 --> 00:07:22.880 align:center Yeah, this series will combat sexism and macho culture, okay? 00:07:22.960 --> 00:07:25.280 align:center Four losers making fools of themselves. 00:07:25.359 --> 00:07:28.000 align:center -Well, "losers"… -It's completely frickin' nuts. 00:07:28.080 --> 00:07:31.400 align:center Why would a successful influencer be with a loser like Mark? 00:07:31.479 --> 00:07:34.760 align:center Mark is not a loser. He's complex and multilayered. 00:07:34.840 --> 00:07:38.440 align:center Yeah, right. And the divorced father, "Mr. Ten Women"? 00:07:38.520 --> 00:07:40.840 align:center That's so disgusting and juvenile and not realistic. 00:07:40.919 --> 00:07:43.000 align:center Yeah. And ridiculously sexist. 00:07:43.080 --> 00:07:44.640 align:center Then the macho guy with the restaurant. 00:07:44.719 --> 00:07:46.599 align:center A guy like that would want to be open, right? 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:48.760 align:center No, not necessarily. It's really hard on a couple. 00:07:48.840 --> 00:07:51.400 align:center The important thing is that the network bought it. 00:07:51.479 --> 00:07:52.479 align:center -Yeah. -Right? 00:07:52.560 --> 00:07:54.799 align:center And hey, don't listen to them. 00:07:54.880 --> 00:07:57.000 align:center When the pilot is successful, they'll come around. 00:07:58.400 --> 00:08:00.799 align:center So, team, start typing. 00:08:04.760 --> 00:08:08.120 align:center -Something going on with you and her? -No. Why would you…? 00:08:08.200 --> 00:08:11.479 align:center -"Why"? That little touch just now? -Yeah. 00:08:11.560 --> 00:08:13.239 align:center That wasn't a big deal. 00:08:14.039 --> 00:08:15.719 align:center But this makes sense now. 00:08:17.719 --> 00:08:20.919 align:center I know it takes some getting used to. A man in charge of you women. 00:08:21.000 --> 00:08:25.239 align:center But the idea that I was hired for any reason other than my talent 00:08:25.320 --> 00:08:27.320 align:center is very hurtful and cruel. 00:08:30.359 --> 00:08:32.439 align:center I'm not a hunk of meat. 00:08:34.640 --> 00:08:37.199 align:center As your friend, I have to say I find it concerning 00:08:37.280 --> 00:08:39.600 align:center that you want to film her agreeing to have sex. 00:08:39.679 --> 00:08:42.959 align:center Okay, okay, okay, but, uh, as a lawyer? 00:08:43.039 --> 00:08:46.480 align:center Listen, Ief, that law is for preventing sexual abuse at work. 00:08:46.560 --> 00:08:48.199 align:center You two like each other, right? 00:08:48.280 --> 00:08:51.280 align:center Yeah, but I-- 00:08:52.760 --> 00:08:54.560 align:center I'm trying to follow the rules. 00:08:54.640 --> 00:08:56.120 align:center I don't want trouble at work. 00:08:56.199 --> 00:08:59.000 align:center Then you'll have to get her verbal consent so that you have proof. 00:08:59.079 --> 00:09:01.800 align:center But it's very important that she's in her right mind when you get it. 00:09:01.880 --> 00:09:03.720 align:center Not drunk, not stoned. 00:09:03.800 --> 00:09:08.480 align:center -Okay, but how do I prove that? -Yeah, that's the problem. 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:12.680 align:center I mean, I guess you could have her take a breathalyzer test before you have sex. 00:09:13.280 --> 00:09:15.600 align:center Uh, Ief, I gotta go. I'm meeting someone. 00:09:34.480 --> 00:09:37.959 align:center -So… Hi, Mommy. -Um… Oh. 00:09:38.040 --> 00:09:41.120 align:center -How are you? -Uh… 00:09:41.199 --> 00:09:43.600 align:center Yeah, good. Just sitting here alone for 20 minutes. 00:09:43.680 --> 00:09:46.480 align:center Well, I had to recover from your message. 00:09:46.560 --> 00:09:49.360 align:center It's crazy when your wicked stepmother wants to grab a drink. 00:09:50.880 --> 00:09:54.079 align:center Yeah, we didn't get off to a great start, so I thought, uh, 00:09:54.160 --> 00:09:57.280 align:center it would be good for the two of us to get to know each other better. 00:09:57.360 --> 00:10:01.800 align:center Okay, okay, Ms. Zeverts, that's cool. Just fire away, counselor. 00:10:03.959 --> 00:10:06.160 align:center Your relationship with your father, is it good? 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:09.600 align:center -Oh, Pam, straight to my childhood trauma? -Oh, for real? 00:10:09.680 --> 00:10:13.400 align:center It didn't help that when I was a boy I was sent to a school in Switzerland. 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:15.160 align:center Because my dad was busy working. 00:10:16.800 --> 00:10:21.600 align:center And if you had to, uh, give him a grade as… a father, what would it be? 00:10:22.839 --> 00:10:24.720 align:center -I fucking knew it. -What? 00:10:24.800 --> 00:10:26.040 align:center -I knew it. -What? 00:10:26.120 --> 00:10:28.600 align:center First the divorce, and now you trap him with a baby. 00:10:28.680 --> 00:10:29.600 align:center Well played. 00:10:29.680 --> 00:10:32.520 align:center -Who said I want a baby even? -I see you're not drinking alcohol. 00:10:32.600 --> 00:10:35.240 align:center You might be knocked up already. 00:10:35.320 --> 00:10:39.280 align:center I… I'm not, I swear. You're totally off-base. 00:10:39.360 --> 00:10:42.520 align:center Then drink with me. Apparently, they do great mojitos, and I want one. 00:10:42.600 --> 00:10:45.480 align:center -No, I've gotta work. No. -Excuse me-- 00:10:45.560 --> 00:10:48.440 align:center Nah. We're just starting to bond. That's what you wanted. 00:10:48.520 --> 00:10:51.360 align:center So, one mojito, all right? 00:10:52.079 --> 00:10:54.199 align:center Pretty please? Mommy? 00:10:59.040 --> 00:11:02.959 align:center All right, then, tell me. Pizza? Or… Thai? 00:11:03.040 --> 00:11:04.680 align:center The big game starts in half an hour. 00:11:04.760 --> 00:11:08.199 align:center -Didn't you and Stevie have something? -Yeah. 00:11:08.280 --> 00:11:13.040 align:center She wanted to but… I said I didn't want to rush it, you know? 00:11:13.120 --> 00:11:17.199 align:center -Oh, well. All good. But I've got plans. -You have plans? 00:11:17.280 --> 00:11:18.959 align:center Tinder, I guess? 00:11:19.040 --> 00:11:21.480 align:center No. A party with friends. 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:25.000 align:center So you can go and see Stevie if you want. 00:11:25.800 --> 00:11:28.280 align:center Yeah. Yeah, maybe I will. 00:11:28.360 --> 00:11:29.400 align:center -Good. -Yeah. 00:11:29.480 --> 00:11:32.719 align:center -Have a good night. Yeah. -Thanks. Okay. Have fun. 00:11:33.680 --> 00:11:35.959 align:center -I'll probably be home late. -Yeah, me too. 00:11:36.040 --> 00:11:38.400 align:center -I don't even know if I'll come home. -Me neither. 00:11:38.480 --> 00:11:41.240 align:center Flowers. For… for mister. 00:11:41.320 --> 00:11:44.800 align:center -Which mister? -Yeah. Which do you think? Here. 00:11:44.880 --> 00:11:47.079 align:center Hang on, there's a card. Here. 00:11:47.920 --> 00:11:49.199 align:center Oh. 00:11:52.320 --> 00:11:55.440 align:center "I always knew you had it in you. Thanks, Rooster." 00:11:58.160 --> 00:12:01.079 align:center Is this normal? Flowers from your boss? 00:12:01.839 --> 00:12:04.760 align:center You'll get a lot more than that if you sleep with her. 00:12:09.240 --> 00:12:10.839 align:center -I had a great time. -Me too. 00:12:10.920 --> 00:12:14.520 align:center And the, uh… the restaurant was nice too. Good value for the money. 00:12:14.600 --> 00:12:18.360 align:center And normally, I'm not really into tapas, but now I have-- Mm. 00:12:26.760 --> 00:12:28.600 align:center Boy, this will cost a ton. 00:12:28.680 --> 00:12:31.360 align:center I'm gonna treat you right, my love. Hmm. 00:12:31.440 --> 00:12:34.800 align:center Should we just order off the day menu? It looks pretty good. 00:12:34.880 --> 00:12:37.079 align:center But with a bottle of champagne? 00:12:37.160 --> 00:12:38.320 align:center -Okay. -Yeah? 00:12:45.920 --> 00:12:47.040 align:center Greg… 00:12:48.199 --> 00:12:52.760 align:center Do you have any, uh… fantasies? Things you want to experience with me? 00:12:55.280 --> 00:12:58.920 align:center Disneyland. With the kids. That'd be so cool. 00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:02.480 align:center No. I mean… mm. 00:13:04.120 --> 00:13:05.360 align:center …sexually. 00:13:06.040 --> 00:13:07.640 align:center Oh. Um… 00:13:12.440 --> 00:13:18.000 align:center Would you wanna… like be with… a younger woman, for instance? 00:13:18.520 --> 00:13:20.360 align:center Younger? 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:24.199 align:center I mean, I'm not… not the same sexy schoolgirl I was when we met-- 00:13:24.280 --> 00:13:26.440 align:center -Yeah, for sure. -What? You don't find me sexy? 00:13:26.520 --> 00:13:29.440 align:center -No, that's not what I meant, Merel. -Greg, I've had two children. 00:13:29.520 --> 00:13:32.839 align:center I think you should try pushing a couple kids out of your box sometime. 00:13:32.920 --> 00:13:34.599 align:center You're picking a fight. 00:13:34.680 --> 00:13:36.839 align:center Where does this obsession with schoolgirls come from? 00:13:36.920 --> 00:13:40.280 align:center Huh? It's not mine. I'm asking you for your fantasies. 00:13:40.360 --> 00:13:43.240 align:center Have you found something to your liking? 00:13:44.199 --> 00:13:47.800 align:center He hasn't. Uh… But we'd like a bottle of champagne. 00:13:55.520 --> 00:13:57.120 align:center I can't sleep. 00:14:10.400 --> 00:14:12.040 align:center Jason! What're you doing? 00:14:27.079 --> 00:14:29.160 align:center -Danny! -Hey. 00:14:29.240 --> 00:14:31.640 align:center Sorry. Hi. 00:14:32.160 --> 00:14:36.800 align:center Wow, what a fantastic house. The restaurant makes this much money? 00:14:36.880 --> 00:14:38.280 align:center If only. 00:14:38.360 --> 00:14:40.319 align:center -The money comes from real estate. -Ah. 00:14:40.400 --> 00:14:42.680 align:center -The restaurant's just for fun. -Mm. 00:14:42.760 --> 00:14:45.880 align:center Guys, this is Danny. My straight best friend. 00:14:45.959 --> 00:14:47.839 align:center Hey Danny! 00:14:47.920 --> 00:14:51.040 align:center -Hey, Danny! Nice to see you again. -Sorry? 00:14:51.120 --> 00:14:53.520 align:center Oh, oh. Frank. The handyman. 00:14:53.599 --> 00:14:56.920 align:center -Oh! Sorry, you look different. -You too. 00:14:57.000 --> 00:15:00.520 align:center Maybe your haircut? Huh? I like it. 00:15:01.520 --> 00:15:03.839 align:center Here. I'll show you the rest of the house. 00:15:03.920 --> 00:15:05.160 align:center Thanks. 00:15:17.719 --> 00:15:19.520 align:center -Hey. How was it? -Hey. 00:15:21.439 --> 00:15:23.040 align:center -Send me a Venmo. -Sure. 00:15:23.800 --> 00:15:27.319 align:center Okay. She was in quite a hurry. 00:15:30.240 --> 00:15:32.160 align:center Oh. Hey. 00:15:32.240 --> 00:15:34.439 align:center -Hey. -Where have you been? 00:15:34.520 --> 00:15:36.120 align:center I'm up to three. 00:15:36.199 --> 00:15:39.959 align:center Huh. I thought you'd only made it to two. 00:15:40.719 --> 00:15:43.439 align:center Mm. I must've had a good week. 00:15:44.479 --> 00:15:47.160 align:center -And you? -Working late. 00:15:47.800 --> 00:15:50.360 align:center Mm, damn it, give me your keys. I really have to pee. 00:15:50.439 --> 00:15:52.760 align:center Thanks. 00:15:55.680 --> 00:15:56.800 align:center Hi, honey. 00:15:56.880 --> 00:15:58.319 align:center -Hey. -Hi. 00:15:58.400 --> 00:15:59.880 align:center How was babysitting? 00:16:01.040 --> 00:16:02.520 align:center Uh… 00:16:04.920 --> 00:16:07.839 align:center What's going on? 00:16:07.920 --> 00:16:10.280 align:center No clue. 00:16:10.359 --> 00:16:14.520 align:center -Who is it? -Ivo. 00:16:15.199 --> 00:16:17.319 align:center -Hey, Ief. -Open the door! 00:16:17.920 --> 00:16:19.280 align:center -Huh? -Now! 00:16:19.359 --> 00:16:20.439 align:center Dude, chill. 00:16:20.520 --> 00:16:22.520 align:center He's a little boy. He didn't mean to do it, you know? 00:16:22.599 --> 00:16:25.520 align:center He didn't mean to? He grabbed my tit, okay? 00:16:25.599 --> 00:16:28.359 align:center He's out of line, Greg. This is way too far. 00:16:28.439 --> 00:16:30.719 align:center Jason's going through a very tough phase. 00:16:30.800 --> 00:16:33.240 align:center -Oh, so that makes it all right? -I'm not saying that. 00:16:33.319 --> 00:16:36.719 align:center -Ivo, I promise we're gonna talk to Jason. -And we're reporting this too. Right, Dad? 00:16:36.800 --> 00:16:38.280 align:center -Excuse me? -You wouldn't. 00:16:38.359 --> 00:16:40.160 align:center Don't be a complete idiot. 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:42.839 align:center Why'd you ask my daughter to babysit? Why don't you ask your mother? 00:16:42.920 --> 00:16:43.920 align:center Jason can assault her. 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:46.880 align:center -Fuck you, man. -She asked to babysit. Ten euros per hour. 00:16:46.959 --> 00:16:50.319 align:center To babysit, yeah. Not to help some disgusting perv get off. 00:16:50.400 --> 00:16:52.680 align:center -What'd you call my son? -That's not-- Whoa, whoa. Shh. 00:16:52.760 --> 00:16:55.319 align:center Listen. What Jason did is not okay. 00:16:55.400 --> 00:16:58.319 align:center But he's young. He's 11. He didn't know what he did. 00:16:58.400 --> 00:17:02.560 align:center And Tess, she also looks… looks very… uh… 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:06.119 align:center -Provocative too. -What?! 00:17:06.200 --> 00:17:08.399 align:center Victim blaming, Greg? It doesn't matter what she wears! 00:17:08.480 --> 00:17:10.000 align:center You mean in that blouse? Sure. 00:17:10.079 --> 00:17:13.040 align:center Active consent. Your son is a sex maniac. 00:17:13.119 --> 00:17:16.640 align:center -What? Enough. Get out. That's it. Yep. -Only "yes" is yes, Greg! 00:17:16.720 --> 00:17:19.040 align:center -The kids. -Only "yes" is yes. 00:17:19.119 --> 00:17:21.319 align:center -I've heard enough. Come on. -Should we go back to Bram? 00:17:21.399 --> 00:17:23.800 align:center -Out! Get out! We are done. Go! -He's a child! 00:17:29.040 --> 00:17:30.720 align:center That went well. 00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:35.680 align:center -Oh! -Okay. Ball. 00:17:35.760 --> 00:17:37.600 align:center Set point. Set point. Ball. 00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:39.200 align:center -Come on. -Service. 00:17:39.280 --> 00:17:41.159 align:center -There! -Yeah. 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:43.520 align:center Hey. Yeah? 00:17:44.760 --> 00:17:46.159 align:center My ball, my ball. 00:17:46.960 --> 00:17:48.399 align:center Heads! 00:17:48.480 --> 00:17:51.680 align:center -Ah. Nice. -Seriously, what is going on with you? 00:17:51.760 --> 00:17:55.040 align:center Oh wow, so sorry, Greg. I didn't mean to, so it's okay. 00:17:55.120 --> 00:17:56.320 align:center He's just pissed at me. 00:17:56.399 --> 00:17:58.040 align:center Yeah, 'cause he called my daughter a slut! 00:17:58.120 --> 00:17:59.600 align:center And you called my son a maniac! 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:01.000 align:center -Because he is! -He's 11! 00:18:01.080 --> 00:18:03.840 align:center Okay, can you do this once we're done with the court? 00:18:03.919 --> 00:18:06.440 align:center Sorry. I can't. 00:18:06.520 --> 00:18:11.320 align:center All this aggression and macho shit? Do better! 00:18:12.720 --> 00:18:13.880 align:center Well, I'm out of here. 00:18:14.919 --> 00:18:16.520 align:center What's wrong with him? 00:18:16.600 --> 00:18:19.560 align:center See? Happy now? This is really serious. 00:18:19.640 --> 00:18:22.159 align:center Yeah, it is serious because your son is going to prison. 00:18:22.240 --> 00:18:24.399 align:center -Oh, come on, stop it. -Hey. Danny. 00:18:25.159 --> 00:18:26.679 align:center He's got other friends. 00:18:28.159 --> 00:18:29.919 align:center -Other friends? -Yeah. 00:18:30.520 --> 00:18:32.360 align:center I don't have any other friends. 00:18:33.960 --> 00:18:34.960 align:center Do you? 00:18:35.040 --> 00:18:36.240 align:center -No. -No. 00:18:38.159 --> 00:18:40.800 align:center So? Emergency, emergency. 00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:45.000 align:center I'm here. Now what is all of this about? 00:18:47.960 --> 00:18:49.880 align:center Yesterday evening I met Enzo at a bar. 00:18:49.960 --> 00:18:52.919 align:center Uh, is that Armand's son? You said he's an asshole. 00:18:53.919 --> 00:18:54.840 align:center Yeah. 00:18:55.760 --> 00:18:57.240 align:center But he's also good in bed. 00:18:58.840 --> 00:19:00.919 align:center Oh! 00:19:01.000 --> 00:19:02.399 align:center You've gotta help. 00:19:02.480 --> 00:19:05.200 align:center Help? Help how? You've already done it. What can I say? 00:19:05.280 --> 00:19:08.159 align:center -One more white wine, okay? -Goddamn mojitos. 00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:10.960 align:center Now, don't blame it on the mojitos, huh? 00:19:11.960 --> 00:19:16.159 align:center -But should I tell Armand or not? -Uh, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. 00:19:16.240 --> 00:19:19.560 align:center -Before Enzo does. -But why would he tell? 00:19:19.640 --> 00:19:22.040 align:center Well, the big inheritance after his father dies of shock. 00:19:22.120 --> 00:19:24.880 align:center -Oof. -Oh, sorry. 00:19:24.960 --> 00:19:27.720 align:center This isn't me, Merel. I mean, I've never cheated on anyone before this. 00:19:27.800 --> 00:19:31.919 align:center What a life, Pam. Gorgeous, really. You don't have kids. 00:19:32.000 --> 00:19:35.159 align:center A woman with kids could never find the time to cheat. 00:19:36.960 --> 00:19:39.360 align:center -Oh, yeah. Sorry, I forgot for a second. -Uh-huh. 00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:41.679 align:center Sorry. Oh great, thank you. 00:19:41.760 --> 00:19:45.240 align:center -Thanks, Merel. You've been a great help. -I know. Cheers. 00:19:45.320 --> 00:19:46.679 align:center Oh, wow. 00:20:10.000 --> 00:20:11.640 align:center Hola, chica. 00:20:11.720 --> 00:20:14.320 align:center Welcome to our own private wellness center, 00:20:14.399 --> 00:20:16.280 align:center complete with extra bubbles. 00:20:16.360 --> 00:20:19.480 align:center Jesus, what kind of tacky brothel is this, Mike? 00:20:20.120 --> 00:20:24.320 align:center -You said you wanted discreet. -Not like this. Just romantic. 00:20:24.399 --> 00:20:27.720 align:center A chalet in the Alps, or a villa with a big swimming pool. 00:20:27.800 --> 00:20:31.560 align:center -My villa has a swimming pool. -No, that's too conspicuous, Mike. 00:20:31.640 --> 00:20:34.880 align:center The windows are tinted on my Volvo, so I'd be able to take you to my house. 00:20:34.960 --> 00:20:36.000 align:center Is that better? 00:20:36.080 --> 00:20:38.919 align:center Mike, anything's better than this hole. Okay? Bye, I'll call you. 00:20:39.000 --> 00:20:40.840 align:center Sweetheart, wait, wait, please. 00:20:40.919 --> 00:20:44.360 align:center -I already paid. -I wouldn't be in there if I were you. 00:20:54.520 --> 00:20:55.960 align:center -Hi. -Hey. H-- 00:20:57.240 --> 00:21:00.320 align:center -Wow. Hi, honey. -Come upstairs with me? 00:21:00.399 --> 00:21:02.440 align:center -What? Now? -I have something for you. 00:21:02.520 --> 00:21:06.080 align:center -What about the parent meeting? -Yeah. We'll be able to make it. Come on. 00:21:06.159 --> 00:21:08.240 align:center Uh, yeah. Okay, okay. 00:21:11.360 --> 00:21:13.880 align:center Merel? How much longer? 00:21:17.600 --> 00:21:19.440 align:center Oh. Ah. 00:21:19.520 --> 00:21:20.520 align:center Hello. 00:21:21.080 --> 00:21:23.280 align:center Oh. You look pretty sexy-- 00:21:23.360 --> 00:21:25.919 align:center -Enough, you stupid wimp. -Ow! What-- 00:21:26.000 --> 00:21:30.640 align:center I hear you've been naughty, huh? Yeah. And what do naughty boys get? Hmm? 00:21:30.720 --> 00:21:32.440 align:center -Oh, wait one sec. -What? 00:21:32.520 --> 00:21:35.080 align:center -I just forgot something. -What'd you forget? 00:21:35.159 --> 00:21:36.200 align:center No, no, no. 00:21:37.679 --> 00:21:39.120 align:center No. 00:21:39.200 --> 00:21:41.080 align:center -No! -This is for naughty boys. 00:21:41.159 --> 00:21:43.560 align:center -No. No whip. -Yes. Are you a naughty boy? 00:21:43.640 --> 00:21:45.919 align:center -Because then I need to do this. -No! Stop it! 00:21:46.000 --> 00:21:47.480 align:center Jesus! 00:21:47.560 --> 00:21:50.120 align:center Huh? Doesn't stuff like this do it for you? 00:21:50.200 --> 00:21:51.280 align:center -Me? -Yeah! 00:21:51.360 --> 00:21:52.840 align:center -You! -What? 00:21:52.919 --> 00:21:55.240 align:center Delete your history next time you go to a porn site. 00:21:57.480 --> 00:21:59.360 align:center No, I don't ever watch porn, though. 00:21:59.439 --> 00:22:01.520 align:center -You don't? -No. 00:22:02.040 --> 00:22:03.360 align:center Huh? 00:22:03.439 --> 00:22:06.320 align:center Jason showed porn to the other kids during recess. 00:22:06.399 --> 00:22:08.000 align:center We went through his tablet and found it. 00:22:09.560 --> 00:22:11.360 align:center Ah, yeah. 00:22:12.040 --> 00:22:15.000 align:center Yeah, I mean… 00:22:15.080 --> 00:22:17.960 align:center He's… just that age. This is common, right? 00:22:18.040 --> 00:22:19.720 align:center He's… a curious boy. 00:22:19.800 --> 00:22:21.040 align:center He's just a healthy kid. 00:22:21.120 --> 00:22:22.600 align:center -Oh, really? -Yeah. 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:27.800 align:center "Drunk girlfriend fucked in the asshole." 00:22:27.880 --> 00:22:30.120 align:center "Horny slut blows three guys." 00:22:30.200 --> 00:22:32.960 align:center "Double penetration with my stepmother." 00:22:33.040 --> 00:22:34.040 align:center Hmm. 00:22:42.720 --> 00:22:43.840 align:center Thank you. 00:22:47.560 --> 00:22:50.480 align:center From Paw Patrol to porn. What happened? 00:22:50.560 --> 00:22:53.040 align:center Ah, the boy had a few questions after sex ed. 00:22:53.120 --> 00:22:56.800 align:center This is on us. We should've sat down and talked about these things earlier. 00:22:56.880 --> 00:22:58.560 align:center When? When he was a toddler? 00:22:58.640 --> 00:23:01.679 align:center When he was between the ages of Paw Patrol and double penetration. 00:23:08.439 --> 00:23:10.800 align:center -Oh, hi, beautiful. Mwah. -Hi, honey. 00:23:11.320 --> 00:23:13.200 align:center -Hi, Mommy. -You came over? 00:23:13.280 --> 00:23:17.280 align:center Yeah, Enzo decided to surprise me. A daddy's boy forever. Huh. 00:23:17.880 --> 00:23:20.960 align:center What would you think of the three of us going out to dinner later? 00:23:21.040 --> 00:23:22.399 align:center -Yeah. -No. 00:23:22.480 --> 00:23:26.280 align:center -Hmm? -I just came to say hello. Mwah. 00:23:26.360 --> 00:23:29.000 align:center -I have to be in court tomorrow. -Are you sure? 00:23:29.080 --> 00:23:30.640 align:center Yes. Yeah. 00:23:31.159 --> 00:23:34.360 align:center I wish I could, but, uh, I have a lot of work to do. 00:23:35.600 --> 00:23:38.800 align:center -Are you all right? -Yeah. I'm perfect. 00:23:38.880 --> 00:23:41.439 align:center I'd just prefer to sleep at home by myself. 00:23:43.040 --> 00:23:44.120 align:center Mwah. 00:23:46.280 --> 00:23:47.679 align:center Well. Huh. 00:23:48.560 --> 00:23:49.679 align:center Pam. 00:23:50.840 --> 00:23:53.200 align:center What game are you playing? 00:23:53.280 --> 00:23:55.480 align:center Relax, okay? I'm not gonna say anything. 00:23:55.560 --> 00:24:00.000 align:center Listen. Yesterday did not happen. Okay? I love your father. 00:24:00.080 --> 00:24:02.840 align:center Oh, yeah? Is that so? 00:24:04.880 --> 00:24:07.560 align:center -Go screw yourself. -Hey! This-- 00:24:07.640 --> 00:24:10.200 align:center Pam, this is a hard situation for me too here. 00:24:17.360 --> 00:24:18.560 align:center -Yeah? -Yeah. 00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:20.520 align:center Okay. 00:24:21.120 --> 00:24:22.760 align:center Wh… Listen, Jason. 00:24:23.360 --> 00:24:26.560 align:center We talked with Miss Esther. You've been showing dirty videos in class. 00:24:26.640 --> 00:24:28.520 align:center -That filthy snitch. -Whoa! 00:24:28.600 --> 00:24:30.200 align:center Stop. Stop. 00:24:32.360 --> 00:24:34.520 align:center Sex is not the way it is in those films you saw. 00:24:35.360 --> 00:24:40.120 align:center No, it's a nice thing for… for, um… moms and dads to do to show their love. 00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:41.120 align:center Hmm? 00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:43.040 align:center Do you guys do that? 00:24:43.120 --> 00:24:44.919 align:center -Sometimes. -Ew, gross! 00:24:45.000 --> 00:24:47.720 align:center -No, no, no, no. Sex isn't dirty. -No, it's not. 00:24:47.800 --> 00:24:50.480 align:center -No. What you see is all fake. -It's not gross. 00:24:50.560 --> 00:24:52.360 align:center We don't want you to get the wrong impression. 00:24:52.439 --> 00:24:53.560 align:center Right. 00:24:53.640 --> 00:24:55.800 align:center Okay? And, uh… yeah. 00:24:55.880 --> 00:24:58.880 align:center And in real life, sex is very… well, different. 00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:00.120 align:center Yeah. 00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:02.880 align:center -How is it? -Shorter. 00:25:03.640 --> 00:25:04.880 align:center More boring. 00:25:06.000 --> 00:25:07.880 align:center -Yeah? -No. 00:25:07.960 --> 00:25:11.360 align:center Anyway, honey, you'll have plenty of time to figure that out for yourself 00:25:11.439 --> 00:25:13.399 align:center when you grow up, and until then, 00:25:13.480 --> 00:25:16.000 align:center we want you to promise to stop watching these bad videos. 00:25:17.040 --> 00:25:18.159 align:center Jason? 00:25:20.080 --> 00:25:22.679 align:center And also, we'll get you the new Call of Duty. 00:25:22.760 --> 00:25:24.240 align:center -Dad! -Yes! 00:25:24.320 --> 00:25:25.320 align:center -Cool! -Okay. 00:25:25.399 --> 00:25:28.960 align:center -Call of Duty! I'm gonna get Call of Duty! -Real nice parenting, Greg. 00:25:29.040 --> 00:25:33.600 align:center -You're swapping sex for violence now? -As long as it works. 00:25:44.159 --> 00:25:46.600 align:center Wait, wait, wait. Wait. Um… 00:25:46.679 --> 00:25:49.640 align:center -Let's play a game. -Okay. That's fun. 00:25:49.720 --> 00:25:51.480 align:center Um… no, I… Uh… 00:25:51.560 --> 00:25:56.159 align:center Let's… let's make a bet on who is the most drunk. 00:25:56.240 --> 00:25:58.640 align:center What, is that a breathalyzer? 00:25:58.720 --> 00:26:01.439 align:center Yeah, oh yeah. I… play this with my friends. 00:26:01.520 --> 00:26:02.640 align:center It's very fun. 00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:05.399 align:center -Is everything all right? -Yeah. I, uh… 00:26:05.480 --> 00:26:06.960 align:center I think, um… 00:26:07.679 --> 00:26:12.560 align:center It's important that you're sober for this. And are… actively consenting. 00:26:13.320 --> 00:26:14.399 align:center According to your coach? 00:26:15.439 --> 00:26:17.720 align:center -All new men do this. -Mm. 00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:22.640 align:center Okay. 00:26:23.880 --> 00:26:25.520 align:center Hello. I am Roos. 00:26:25.600 --> 00:26:26.840 align:center And I'm horny as hell, 00:26:26.919 --> 00:26:29.120 align:center and I really want to sleep with this man here. 00:26:29.199 --> 00:26:31.120 align:center Oh, uh, hi. 00:26:41.800 --> 00:26:43.040 align:center 0.12. 00:26:45.159 --> 00:26:46.520 align:center Okay, what else you need? 00:26:46.600 --> 00:26:47.960 align:center Uh, well, your passport number? 00:27:02.360 --> 00:27:04.600 align:center Ivo! Come in. 00:27:06.640 --> 00:27:08.960 align:center If it's about your design, I haven't heard anything. 00:27:09.040 --> 00:27:12.000 align:center -But! No news is good news. -Oh. That's good. 00:27:12.080 --> 00:27:13.320 align:center And even if they say yes, 00:27:13.399 --> 00:27:16.320 align:center they'll want a lot of revisions, so just be open to that. 00:27:16.399 --> 00:27:19.800 align:center -On the… subject of openness, uh… -Hmm? 00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:25.040 align:center -I wanted to say something. -Of course. Go ahead. 00:27:25.120 --> 00:27:30.159 align:center I have a lot of admiration for you, and I… appreciate you 00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:34.080 align:center for giving me this chance to be open with you. Honest. 00:27:35.439 --> 00:27:38.840 align:center Oh. Are you gay? It's okay, I figured. 00:27:38.919 --> 00:27:41.439 align:center Uh, no. I'm not. 00:27:41.520 --> 00:27:44.159 align:center -Not gay? -No. But… But that's not an issue at all. 00:27:44.240 --> 00:27:47.159 align:center You know, I mean, that's fine, of course. Very fine. Uh… 00:27:47.760 --> 00:27:49.880 align:center I know you don't want any personal drama at work. 00:27:49.960 --> 00:27:52.320 align:center But… 00:27:53.399 --> 00:27:56.040 align:center -I have the city permits. -Thank you, sweetheart. 00:27:56.120 --> 00:27:58.439 align:center Ah, Pop, come on. What did I say? 00:27:58.520 --> 00:28:00.320 align:center Pop? 00:28:00.399 --> 00:28:02.560 align:center Yeah, she doesn't want anyone to know she's my daughter. 00:28:02.640 --> 00:28:03.720 align:center Nonsense, isn't it? 00:28:03.800 --> 00:28:05.159 align:center Don't tell anyone, Ivo. 00:28:08.320 --> 00:28:11.679 align:center But what, uh… did you want to tell me? 00:28:13.199 --> 00:28:15.679 align:center Uh… Uh… I… 00:28:15.760 --> 00:28:18.439 align:center The… The coffee from yesterday, I threw it out. 00:28:19.159 --> 00:28:21.399 align:center -I've cut out coffee now. -Oh yeah? 00:28:21.480 --> 00:28:23.720 align:center So if I seem a little, uh, nervous around the office, 00:28:23.800 --> 00:28:25.199 align:center then that's the reason why. 00:28:25.280 --> 00:28:28.560 align:center -I thought that was just the way you are. -No. Withdrawal symptoms. 00:28:28.640 --> 00:28:31.320 align:center So, uh, now you know. Yeah? 00:28:31.399 --> 00:28:33.240 align:center Okay. Great. 00:28:33.959 --> 00:28:35.240 align:center Stay strong. 00:28:37.159 --> 00:28:38.199 align:center Oh. 00:28:39.959 --> 00:28:41.439 align:center The daughter of the boss? 00:28:41.520 --> 00:28:45.360 align:center Yeah. I don't want these people to judge me. 00:28:45.439 --> 00:28:46.480 align:center But you work for him. 00:28:46.560 --> 00:28:48.919 align:center Would you have gone out with me if you'd known who I was? 00:28:50.320 --> 00:28:52.120 align:center Why are you angry about this? 00:28:52.199 --> 00:28:53.280 align:center I want you to be honest. 00:28:53.360 --> 00:28:56.480 align:center If you lie about something like this, then what does it mean for us? 00:28:59.639 --> 00:29:02.120 align:center You tell me what "us" means to you. 00:29:05.600 --> 00:29:07.520 align:center No, sorry, I just can't. 00:29:07.600 --> 00:29:09.879 align:center Your best friend forced you out of the house 00:29:09.959 --> 00:29:11.480 align:center so he could have secret ex-sex? 00:29:11.560 --> 00:29:12.919 align:center Sorry, it's too much. 00:29:13.000 --> 00:29:15.919 align:center -You're always welcome here. -I better be, I work here. 00:29:17.320 --> 00:29:18.560 align:center You're so funny. 00:29:18.639 --> 00:29:20.159 align:center And so handsome. 00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:22.439 align:center Nah, don't bother, Marco. He's straight. 00:29:22.520 --> 00:29:23.879 align:center -Wait, what? -Yeah. 00:29:23.959 --> 00:29:26.280 align:center -And he's not over his ex yet. -No. 00:29:26.360 --> 00:29:27.720 align:center Huh? 00:29:27.800 --> 00:29:30.439 align:center She ended it with me 'cause I was a real dick. 00:29:30.520 --> 00:29:32.560 align:center You seem like such a sweet guy. 00:29:32.639 --> 00:29:34.399 align:center -Mm. -You never know, Dan. 00:29:34.480 --> 00:29:36.000 align:center She might give you another chance. 00:29:36.080 --> 00:29:39.159 align:center She did. She even suggested we open things. 00:29:39.240 --> 00:29:40.840 align:center -Ooh! -Exciting. 00:29:40.919 --> 00:29:43.720 align:center But I ruined it. 00:29:43.800 --> 00:29:45.360 align:center -Oh no… -Sorry. 00:29:45.439 --> 00:29:48.120 align:center -What? -I'm sorry. 00:29:48.199 --> 00:29:49.199 align:center Hey. 00:29:49.280 --> 00:29:51.040 align:center And now I'm alone. Nobody wants me anymore. 00:29:51.120 --> 00:29:52.720 align:center My best friend kicked me outta the house. 00:29:52.800 --> 00:29:55.760 align:center -Hey, we want you. -Yeah. 00:29:55.840 --> 00:29:58.480 align:center Danny, aren't you a bit bi-curious? 00:29:58.560 --> 00:29:59.639 align:center Marco. 00:29:59.720 --> 00:30:02.679 align:center Hey! Ladies, are the five of us going out tonight, or what? 00:30:02.760 --> 00:30:04.600 align:center -Yes! -Sure. 00:30:04.679 --> 00:30:07.159 align:center Hey, hey! Come here. Mwah. 00:30:08.000 --> 00:30:12.800 align:center I want us to be together, Stevie. Forever and ever. 00:30:13.520 --> 00:30:17.280 align:center I do. I want all… of it with you. 00:30:17.360 --> 00:30:18.439 align:center Hmm? 00:30:18.520 --> 00:30:20.639 align:center -What? -Sorry. 00:30:20.720 --> 00:30:22.040 align:center What are you-- 00:30:22.120 --> 00:30:25.360 align:center It's just weird when you get all romantic like that. 00:30:25.439 --> 00:30:26.439 align:center Hey, but-- 00:30:26.520 --> 00:30:28.760 align:center -Hey, I'm serious. I'm serious. -Yeah. 00:30:28.840 --> 00:30:30.159 align:center Yeah, yeah. Mm. 00:30:30.879 --> 00:30:33.600 align:center I want that with you too. Yeah. 00:30:38.679 --> 00:30:41.040 align:center But I won't forget how terrible you were to me. 00:30:41.879 --> 00:30:43.360 align:center And my followers won't either. 00:30:43.439 --> 00:30:45.800 align:center Look, Stevie, I've… I'm different now, Stevie. 00:30:45.879 --> 00:30:48.360 align:center I… I'm not that "Return of the Rooster" guy. 00:30:48.439 --> 00:30:49.720 align:center I hope not. 00:30:49.800 --> 00:30:53.720 align:center Mm. Tell me, what I have to do to prove that I'm a changed man. 00:30:55.320 --> 00:30:56.399 align:center Hey. I'm Mike Mulder. 00:30:56.480 --> 00:30:57.840 align:center I DON'T RUN AWAY I CHANGE 00:30:57.919 --> 00:31:01.560 align:center In this video. I'm sharing a message. I made a very big mistake. 00:31:01.639 --> 00:31:02.959 align:center But that's okay. 00:31:03.040 --> 00:31:07.159 align:center Because now I've learned vulnerability is a true superpower. 00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:11.320 align:center In the past, I was too macho. A rooster, you could say. 00:31:11.399 --> 00:31:14.280 align:center But now I know that was a manifestation of my insecurities. 00:31:14.360 --> 00:31:17.520 align:center Now I call myself a new man. 00:31:18.679 --> 00:31:22.840 align:center And now we're back together! 00:31:22.919 --> 00:31:25.439 align:center -This was Stevie's idea? -Yeah. Of course. 00:31:25.520 --> 00:31:27.679 align:center You think I'd want to make a fool of myself? 00:31:27.760 --> 00:31:29.959 align:center Ivo, um… 00:31:30.840 --> 00:31:35.320 align:center Uh, you were right about Jason. He's not as innocent as we thought. 00:31:35.399 --> 00:31:37.840 align:center -The search history was his. -Are you serious? 00:31:37.919 --> 00:31:39.840 align:center -But… how old is he again? -Eleven. 00:31:39.919 --> 00:31:44.399 align:center And a half. We had a family talk about it. He's not gonna watch those videos again. 00:31:44.480 --> 00:31:47.679 align:center You guys wonder what it would've been like if we had the internet? With that porn? 00:31:47.760 --> 00:31:50.399 align:center Boy, I really can't imagine how I would have survived puberty. 00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:53.159 align:center -Ah, I feel for these young ones. -Yeah. 00:31:53.240 --> 00:31:54.480 align:center Yeah. 00:31:54.560 --> 00:31:57.040 align:center -What are you doing? -I have a question for Bram. 00:31:57.120 --> 00:31:58.879 align:center I want to see if he has a course for children. 00:31:58.959 --> 00:32:00.120 align:center No. 00:32:00.199 --> 00:32:02.959 align:center -Okay. He's coming, he's coming. -Uh-oh. Okay. 00:32:07.280 --> 00:32:09.040 align:center -Hey, dude. -Hey. 00:32:09.120 --> 00:32:13.679 align:center Oh, man, man, man. I'm so hungover. 00:32:13.760 --> 00:32:16.639 align:center -Can I have a beer? Thanks. -Coming right up. 00:32:16.719 --> 00:32:18.679 align:center Now, what's so important? 00:32:19.959 --> 00:32:21.600 align:center We have something to say, Dan. 00:32:22.399 --> 00:32:25.719 align:center -Okay. -We've been friends for many years. 00:32:25.800 --> 00:32:29.280 align:center So we have the right to know who these new friends of yours are. Hmm? 00:32:30.159 --> 00:32:31.679 align:center Okay, they're… 00:32:32.560 --> 00:32:35.600 align:center Well, I've been going out with Harm and, uh, a few of his friends. 00:32:36.360 --> 00:32:39.199 align:center -With gays? -So what? 00:32:39.280 --> 00:32:40.719 align:center I'm the straight friend. 00:32:40.800 --> 00:32:43.959 align:center And they do things that you guys don't do. 00:32:45.159 --> 00:32:46.360 align:center What? 00:32:46.439 --> 00:32:48.399 align:center -Such as? -Well… 00:32:48.480 --> 00:32:51.000 align:center -They ask how I've been doing. -What? 00:32:51.080 --> 00:32:53.800 align:center Yeah, if something's wrong, you just have to tell us. 00:32:53.879 --> 00:32:56.360 align:center Hmm. And Frank commented on my new haircut. 00:32:57.560 --> 00:33:00.040 align:center And I'm afraid to cry in front of you. 00:33:02.480 --> 00:33:03.639 align:center So yeah. 00:33:04.159 --> 00:33:06.240 align:center I'm sorry I have to say this, 00:33:07.399 --> 00:33:10.320 align:center but now I want an open friendship. ou.