WEBVTT 00:00:11.000 --> 00:00:12.240 align:center -Ow! -What? 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:14.040 align:center Your bike was touching my front wheel. 00:00:14.120 --> 00:00:16.120 align:center -Come on. Let's hurry up. -Whatever. 00:00:16.200 --> 00:00:17.840 align:center -I'm the winner! -You're not. 00:00:17.919 --> 00:00:19.720 align:center Jason, remember to bring the extra lock? 00:00:19.800 --> 00:00:23.520 align:center Look at this. 80% of all artists live below the poverty line. 00:00:23.599 --> 00:00:27.119 align:center -It's right there, 80%! -Yeah, but they're living to the fullest. 00:00:27.200 --> 00:00:29.720 align:center Guys, give me a minute. Dad googled something. 00:00:29.799 --> 00:00:33.160 align:center Lately I feel like my life has come to a standstill, you know? 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:35.839 align:center It could be that I was just too young to be having kids. 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:38.760 align:center Too young? You were in your thirties when you had Jason. 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:39.960 align:center -I-- -Mom! 00:00:40.040 --> 00:00:42.360 align:center -Guys, hang on a second! -It's mine! 00:00:42.440 --> 00:00:45.199 align:center I always felt like I could be the next Jennifer Aniston or something. 00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:46.640 align:center And I want to explore that. 00:00:46.720 --> 00:00:49.400 align:center I'd love to get on the roster of a professional football club, 00:00:49.480 --> 00:00:51.080 align:center but you don't see me quitting my job. 00:00:51.160 --> 00:00:53.360 align:center -You wanna play pro football? You're nuts. -Yeah. 00:00:53.440 --> 00:00:56.239 align:center Besides, I'm not quitting my job. It's just a short course. 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:59.400 align:center Twelve weeks. Tomorrow is the first day. Hold on, wait! 00:00:59.480 --> 00:01:03.040 align:center Oh, wow. Wow. Merel. 00:01:03.120 --> 00:01:05.640 align:center Merel! Hey! 00:01:05.720 --> 00:01:09.040 align:center -What's that gonna cost? -Less than your CrossFit. 00:01:09.119 --> 00:01:11.160 align:center Guys, wait for Mom! 00:01:14.920 --> 00:01:16.800 align:center ROOSTERS 00:01:20.360 --> 00:01:22.240 align:center We have a big problem. 00:01:26.759 --> 00:01:29.560 align:center -Who is that? -That's the maid. 00:01:30.080 --> 00:01:33.080 align:center -But… uh, it's a man. -Yeah. 00:01:33.920 --> 00:01:37.560 align:center -How come you didn't ask for a lady? -'Cause it's kinda sexist to ask for that. 00:01:42.080 --> 00:01:45.360 align:center -Mm. Looks clean, though. -You see the silver? He polished it. 00:01:45.440 --> 00:01:47.399 align:center -Hey, put a shirt on. -Why? 00:01:47.479 --> 00:01:49.559 align:center He might think we're a couple, which I'd like to avoid. 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:51.479 align:center He's probably gay himself, actually. 00:01:51.559 --> 00:01:52.960 align:center You think? 00:01:53.039 --> 00:01:55.600 align:center They all have a gaydar. They can tell that we like the ladies. 00:01:57.080 --> 00:01:58.759 align:center Hristo! 00:01:58.839 --> 00:02:00.759 align:center -His name's Hristo. -Hristo? 00:02:01.800 --> 00:02:05.080 align:center -This is Mike, the owner of the house. -Hi. 00:02:05.880 --> 00:02:09.160 align:center -Hristo is from, uh, Bulgaria. -Mm. 00:02:18.840 --> 00:02:21.239 align:center Thank you, Mr. Buijsman. What an opportunity, sir. 00:02:21.320 --> 00:02:26.120 align:center No, not at all. I should be thanking you. I presented some of your work internally. 00:02:26.720 --> 00:02:29.519 align:center -It was a huge hit. -Ah. Well… 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:33.400 align:center -What's this? -It's our code of conduct. 00:02:33.480 --> 00:02:35.720 align:center Standard for every employee here. 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:40.519 align:center Wow. Looks pretty intense. 00:02:40.600 --> 00:02:43.840 align:center What you do at home is your business, but at work, we make the rules. 00:02:43.920 --> 00:02:47.799 align:center Oh… no worries here. I, uh… don't do anything. 00:02:47.880 --> 00:02:52.080 align:center Uh, well… well, that's not true. Obviously, I work. 00:02:52.160 --> 00:02:53.320 align:center Yeah. 00:03:00.320 --> 00:03:02.920 align:center All right, then. Let's get things started. Welcome aboard. 00:03:03.000 --> 00:03:05.480 align:center Yeah, okay. Thanks. 00:03:07.640 --> 00:03:10.519 align:center What a good guy. 00:03:18.799 --> 00:03:22.160 align:center YOU ARE NOW A NEW MAN 00:03:25.519 --> 00:03:27.440 align:center Hm. A new man. 00:03:28.880 --> 00:03:31.280 align:center Uh, uh, um… yeah. 00:03:31.360 --> 00:03:34.840 align:center It's… it's a… a course I took and, uh, passed. 00:03:34.920 --> 00:03:36.080 align:center Oh. 00:03:36.160 --> 00:03:39.840 align:center Oh, yeah. Uh, sorta nice it's not the usual, uh, photo of your kids. 00:03:39.920 --> 00:03:42.280 align:center Yeah. 00:03:42.359 --> 00:03:44.079 align:center -Hi. I'm Roos. -Hi. 00:03:44.160 --> 00:03:45.799 align:center I work in the tech department here. 00:03:45.880 --> 00:03:46.799 align:center -Ivo. -Pleasure. 00:03:46.880 --> 00:03:50.040 align:center -I, uh, work, uh, here. -Yeah. 00:03:50.119 --> 00:03:53.280 align:center Cool, welcome… 00:03:53.359 --> 00:03:54.519 align:center …new man. 00:04:03.679 --> 00:04:07.600 align:center Why won't they just let us pitch it? We came up with the idea. 00:04:07.679 --> 00:04:10.200 align:center Like Mike will pitch it better 'cause he's a man. Jesus. 00:04:10.280 --> 00:04:15.160 align:center Ladies, I have some amazing news. First, as of today, we have good coffee. 00:04:15.239 --> 00:04:16.079 align:center Did we sell the show? 00:04:16.159 --> 00:04:18.680 align:center No. They said they have enough shows about women. 00:04:18.760 --> 00:04:21.880 align:center Yeah, and we all know there's nothing on TV about men. Kiss my ass. 00:04:21.959 --> 00:04:24.240 align:center It's crazy, half of the entire world is female, 00:04:24.320 --> 00:04:27.120 align:center and the suits still think it's a niche. 00:04:27.200 --> 00:04:31.479 align:center Relax, because the good news is they were interested in another project. 00:04:31.560 --> 00:04:32.680 align:center ROOSTERS THE SERIES 00:04:36.919 --> 00:04:38.039 align:center Roosters? 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:39.919 align:center The title is ironic. 00:04:40.000 --> 00:04:42.640 align:center Yeah, so they're cancelling a show centered on women 00:04:42.720 --> 00:04:44.440 align:center to make macho bullshit for men? 00:04:44.520 --> 00:04:46.039 align:center No. This'll be different. 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:49.440 align:center It's about a group of men wrestling not with each other 00:04:49.520 --> 00:04:52.039 align:center but with their new role in a world that's changing. 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:53.760 align:center Oh, boohoo, those poor men. 00:04:53.840 --> 00:04:56.760 align:center Honestly, you ladies are the ideal writing team for this. 00:04:56.840 --> 00:04:58.000 align:center I think you adore men. 00:04:58.080 --> 00:05:00.440 align:center So, let me run this up the flagpole first. All right? 00:05:00.520 --> 00:05:02.520 align:center Then we can get going. 00:05:02.599 --> 00:05:04.280 align:center Oh shit. Shit. 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:08.280 align:center -Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there. -No, it's okay. 00:05:08.880 --> 00:05:11.120 align:center Karma. 00:05:13.240 --> 00:05:14.640 align:center Oh, hi. 00:05:15.840 --> 00:05:18.919 align:center -Welcome. Do you have a reservation? -Uh… 00:05:19.000 --> 00:05:22.280 align:center Nah. I'm Danny. The bar manager and part owner. 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:25.160 align:center Oh, sorry. I'm Linda, the hostess. 00:05:26.440 --> 00:05:28.800 align:center Oh… um… 00:05:28.880 --> 00:05:30.359 align:center Is, uh, Harm around? 00:05:30.440 --> 00:05:32.880 align:center -Yeah, he's right over there. -Yeah. 00:05:40.479 --> 00:05:41.880 align:center -Hey, Danny. -Hey. 00:05:41.960 --> 00:05:44.520 align:center -How are ya? -Hey, come here. Um… 00:05:45.039 --> 00:05:46.160 align:center We have a hostess? 00:05:46.760 --> 00:05:49.599 align:center Yeah, a beautiful woman to welcome guests. It's great, right? 00:05:49.680 --> 00:05:53.240 align:center -And what else does she do? -She's also good with wine. 00:05:53.320 --> 00:05:55.240 align:center But isn't that objectification? 00:05:55.320 --> 00:05:57.320 align:center -What? -Objectification. 00:05:57.400 --> 00:06:00.120 align:center -You're the one who checked her out. -No. 00:06:00.200 --> 00:06:02.720 align:center You wanted a more balanced team. So I put a woman out front. 00:06:02.800 --> 00:06:03.800 align:center All right, yeah. 00:06:03.880 --> 00:06:06.080 align:center Could you just run this kind of decision by me next time? 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:07.680 align:center We're supposed to be business partners. 00:06:07.760 --> 00:06:10.479 align:center -Linda? -What are you doing? 00:06:10.560 --> 00:06:12.120 align:center Quick question. 00:06:12.200 --> 00:06:14.359 align:center Do you feel like you're being objectified? 00:06:14.440 --> 00:06:16.720 align:center Me? By who? 00:06:16.800 --> 00:06:19.000 align:center Uh, forget it. 00:06:19.080 --> 00:06:20.799 align:center Just kidding. You're doing great. 00:06:22.960 --> 00:06:24.240 align:center Come on, have a seat. 00:06:24.320 --> 00:06:26.160 align:center -Hey. Danny. -Hi, Danny. 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:28.680 align:center Um, actually, I better check the reservations. 00:06:28.760 --> 00:06:31.120 align:center Why? There's barely anybody here. Come sit with us. 00:06:31.200 --> 00:06:34.880 align:center -Come on. Get him a drink. -Yeah, we don't bite, Danny boy. 00:06:38.440 --> 00:06:42.240 align:center Ms. Stevie? I've got your herbal tea ready. 00:06:48.799 --> 00:06:51.720 align:center -Oh my God. Wake up. Ay. -What? 00:06:51.799 --> 00:06:55.359 align:center -I thought you committed suicide. -Huh? God, of course not, Andrea. 00:06:55.440 --> 00:06:58.720 align:center -Phew. -Just popped a couple pills to calm down. 00:06:58.799 --> 00:07:00.599 align:center But what happened to make you do this? 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:02.320 align:center Oh… 00:07:03.760 --> 00:07:06.840 align:center Well, my little roofie story didn't work. 00:07:06.919 --> 00:07:10.560 align:center It's all over. I'm finished. Booth and Zoey just dropped me. 00:07:10.640 --> 00:07:13.680 align:center And the acai brand is gone too. That was my last shred of leverage. 00:07:13.760 --> 00:07:15.960 align:center But why'd you lie about something like this? 00:07:16.680 --> 00:07:19.280 align:center I don't know. Everything on social media is totally fabricated. 00:07:19.359 --> 00:07:20.960 align:center Seriously, it's all lies. 00:07:21.039 --> 00:07:22.960 align:center You know what? Fuck this shit. 00:07:24.479 --> 00:07:25.719 align:center Hello, lovely Good Lifers. 00:07:25.799 --> 00:07:27.640 align:center Check out the good life I have now, everybody. 00:07:27.719 --> 00:07:29.680 align:center Three benzos and a finger down my throat. 00:07:29.760 --> 00:07:31.320 align:center Hey, no, no, no-- 00:07:31.400 --> 00:07:33.200 align:center -Okay. Miss, don't-- -Give it to me now. 00:07:33.280 --> 00:07:34.520 align:center Miss, leave it alone. 00:07:34.599 --> 00:07:36.840 align:center I want to be a flight attendant again. Jesus. 00:07:36.919 --> 00:07:39.400 align:center My only problem was pasta, chicken, or salmon. 00:07:39.479 --> 00:07:42.320 align:center I can't imagine how difficult this is. 00:07:42.400 --> 00:07:46.200 align:center But you're not alone, all right? And I can get you relief. 00:07:47.400 --> 00:07:48.719 align:center I know where to go. 00:07:48.799 --> 00:07:53.880 align:center -Andrea, listen. I am not going to church. -No, it's a retreat. 00:07:53.960 --> 00:07:56.200 align:center It's specifically for burnout. 00:07:56.280 --> 00:07:58.080 align:center Okay. 00:08:00.560 --> 00:08:03.719 align:center This course is just the beginning. Everything is gonna be different now. 00:08:03.799 --> 00:08:05.840 align:center Soon, I'll be like you, carefree. 00:08:09.280 --> 00:08:10.880 align:center I have endometriosis. 00:08:11.599 --> 00:08:12.520 align:center Oh no. 00:08:14.359 --> 00:08:16.400 align:center My doctor wants to remove my uterus. 00:08:16.479 --> 00:08:17.719 align:center Good, rip it out. 00:08:17.799 --> 00:08:19.960 align:center -Yeah? -Yeah, come on. Unburden yourself. 00:08:20.039 --> 00:08:22.239 align:center Oh my God, that sounds amazing. Plus, you'll lose weight. 00:08:22.320 --> 00:08:24.880 align:center Not that you need to. But what do you think that thing weighs? 00:08:24.960 --> 00:08:27.200 align:center -But I'm still so young. -Yeah, but it's about your health. 00:08:27.280 --> 00:08:29.919 align:center Not to mention, you've obviously decided not to be a mother. 00:08:34.840 --> 00:08:35.880 align:center No? 00:08:36.640 --> 00:08:40.600 align:center -No, I'm not 100% sure. -You're not sure? 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:44.120 align:center Nah, you're my hero, Pam, the childless hero. 00:08:44.199 --> 00:08:47.120 align:center -I find it hard to make that decision. -Sure, Pam, whatever you say. 00:08:47.199 --> 00:08:49.560 align:center Just come to my house for the weekend. It won't be hard then. 00:08:50.240 --> 00:08:53.520 align:center -Excuse me, can we get vodka martinis? -No, wait, uh… 00:08:53.600 --> 00:08:55.240 align:center Relax, it's good for you. 00:08:55.320 --> 00:08:57.920 align:center -With a lemon twist. Sound good? -Yeah, thank you. 00:08:58.000 --> 00:08:59.520 align:center Two twists. 00:08:59.600 --> 00:09:03.199 align:center -So, ladies, have you read it yet? -Yeah, I thought it was pretty clever-- 00:09:03.280 --> 00:09:06.199 align:center Listen, Mike, uh, we're not signing on to write this crap. 00:09:06.280 --> 00:09:07.160 align:center Right. 00:09:08.240 --> 00:09:11.520 align:center -I'll explain it again. -Oh look. Mansplaining. Yippee. 00:09:11.600 --> 00:09:14.839 align:center Okay, Roosters is, in essence, a very feminist series. 00:09:14.920 --> 00:09:18.760 align:center No, really. It's four alpha males who see their sexism and unlearn it. 00:09:18.839 --> 00:09:19.880 align:center That's what women want. 00:09:19.959 --> 00:09:22.160 align:center -Oh, yeah? -And how do you know that, friend? 00:09:22.240 --> 00:09:24.560 align:center I took part in a course on new-wave masculinity. 00:09:24.640 --> 00:09:26.000 align:center For research, of course. 00:09:26.079 --> 00:09:29.079 align:center Because these guys take a silly course, we're supposed to think they're decent? 00:09:29.160 --> 00:09:30.959 align:center Well, it's better than nothing. 00:09:31.040 --> 00:09:33.360 align:center -So… -Ugh. 00:09:34.160 --> 00:09:37.520 align:center By the way, who teaches the workshop? I'm guessing it's a man, right? 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:40.320 align:center That's why men have the power. They try to control what women think. 00:09:40.400 --> 00:09:42.040 align:center And that's pure sexism. 00:09:42.120 --> 00:09:44.320 align:center Yeah, no. I hadn't looked at it like that. 00:09:44.400 --> 00:09:46.199 align:center -We don't want roosters anymore. -No. 00:09:46.280 --> 00:09:50.120 align:center Not at our offices, not in our beds, and not on TV either. 00:09:50.199 --> 00:09:51.839 align:center Mm-hmm. 00:09:59.079 --> 00:10:00.440 align:center -Hey. -Hi. 00:10:02.160 --> 00:10:05.400 align:center -Got something for you. -Oh? A new writing team? 00:10:05.480 --> 00:10:09.440 align:center -No friction, no shine, you know that. -Yeah. 00:10:09.520 --> 00:10:12.640 align:center But I think you'll appreciate this just as much, Mike. 00:10:12.720 --> 00:10:13.920 align:center Oh? 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:16.240 align:center Well, uh… 00:10:21.160 --> 00:10:22.160 align:center Wow. 00:10:23.360 --> 00:10:24.520 align:center You didn't have to do this. 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:27.400 align:center Please put it on. I want to make sure it fits. 00:10:29.560 --> 00:10:30.839 align:center Uh, now? Here? 00:10:31.959 --> 00:10:34.760 align:center You could use the bathroom, I guess, if you're uncomfortable. 00:10:34.839 --> 00:10:36.040 align:center No. 00:10:37.040 --> 00:10:39.720 align:center And don't worry. We're pitching Roosters, no matter what. 00:10:55.440 --> 00:10:56.440 align:center Ivo! 00:10:58.520 --> 00:11:00.400 align:center Ivo, I have great news. 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:02.800 align:center I just spoke to a client, and they are so enthusiastic. 00:11:02.880 --> 00:11:05.680 align:center -Enthusiastic about…? -Your inclusive office space. 00:11:05.760 --> 00:11:09.160 align:center But they want to come in this week for a presentation. Can you do that? 00:11:09.800 --> 00:11:11.800 align:center -No. Yeah, of course. -Ah! 00:11:12.959 --> 00:11:14.959 align:center -Uh… -What was that about? 00:11:16.160 --> 00:11:20.880 align:center Uh, well, uh… Oh. A project I've got cooking. 00:11:20.959 --> 00:11:22.360 align:center Oh, that's cool. 00:11:22.440 --> 00:11:27.199 align:center How about we grab a beer tonight? You can tell me all about it. 00:11:27.800 --> 00:11:31.160 align:center Um… uh, you think that's a good idea? 00:11:31.240 --> 00:11:35.079 align:center -What's wrong with it? -It could kind of disrupt our workflow. 00:11:35.160 --> 00:11:37.320 align:center Yeah, that's why I'm suggesting a bar. 00:11:37.400 --> 00:11:40.120 align:center People talk. I just don't want the rumors and all that. 00:11:40.199 --> 00:11:42.719 align:center Mm, we're, uh, primarily colleagues. 00:11:44.320 --> 00:11:46.800 align:center Okay, cool. Goodbye, colleague. 00:11:48.199 --> 00:11:49.920 align:center -Bump it. -Bye. 00:11:53.400 --> 00:11:55.800 align:center Ugh, what a day. 00:11:55.880 --> 00:12:01.040 align:center Give me a glass of wine and a good screw, 'cause trust me, I've earned it. 00:12:02.440 --> 00:12:06.040 align:center Wine's already open. The rest will fall to my father, I think. 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:07.280 align:center Uh… 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:09.800 align:center You must be Enzo. 00:12:10.560 --> 00:12:14.560 align:center I just, uh… I stopped by to admire my dad's new paramour. 00:12:17.320 --> 00:12:19.719 align:center -Proost. -Proost. 00:12:19.800 --> 00:12:21.199 align:center Here's to love. 00:12:21.280 --> 00:12:24.920 align:center Well, well, well. You couldn't wait for me? 00:12:26.680 --> 00:12:27.800 align:center -Honey. -Hey, sweetheart. 00:12:28.959 --> 00:12:33.280 align:center Well, congratulations, Dad. Never thought you'd find mom's replacement so fast. 00:12:33.360 --> 00:12:36.280 align:center -Yeah. Hey, where are your manners, Enzo? -Replacement? 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:39.719 align:center -She's more like, uh, your stepmother. -Whoa. 00:12:39.800 --> 00:12:42.640 align:center I'll just hop in the shower, and then we can all eat together, huh? 00:12:42.719 --> 00:12:43.719 align:center Yep. 00:12:46.440 --> 00:12:48.920 align:center -I'll, uh, set the table now. -Yeah. 00:12:49.000 --> 00:12:52.560 align:center You, uh… you need any help, or do you know your way around? 00:12:52.640 --> 00:12:54.120 align:center I can find the silverware. 00:12:54.199 --> 00:12:56.719 align:center Believe it or not, I am blonde, but I'm not dumb. 00:12:56.800 --> 00:12:59.800 align:center Nah. I mean, you handled the divorce. 00:13:01.640 --> 00:13:04.120 align:center -What does that mean, exactly? -Hmm. 00:13:06.719 --> 00:13:08.959 align:center I've always been able to take care of myself. 00:13:09.040 --> 00:13:10.800 align:center Or do you want to know what I earn? 00:13:11.640 --> 00:13:13.839 align:center Do you want to know what my father earns? 00:13:13.920 --> 00:13:16.480 align:center Oh, wait. I think you know that already. 00:13:28.120 --> 00:13:30.360 align:center Yeah, it looks good. I mean, the fabric's nice. 00:13:30.440 --> 00:13:31.520 align:center -Fits perfectly. -Mm. 00:13:31.599 --> 00:13:35.599 align:center I don't know. The whole thing felt odd. It was… not fun. 00:13:35.680 --> 00:13:37.320 align:center Like I was a Chippendale or something. 00:13:37.400 --> 00:13:39.839 align:center Guys, don't you see what this is? 00:13:41.880 --> 00:13:44.440 align:center -Sexual harassment. -Come on, Ivo. 00:13:44.520 --> 00:13:48.000 align:center Imagine if it was the other way around. If she had to undress in front of Mike. 00:13:49.120 --> 00:13:52.719 align:center -Did she spill that coffee on purpose? -Uh, I mean, I bumped her, so no. 00:13:52.800 --> 00:13:56.120 align:center Yeah, but even so, who says she has to buy you a new shirt, Mike? 00:13:56.199 --> 00:13:59.199 align:center Then force you to undress and put it on while she watches? 00:13:59.280 --> 00:14:01.560 align:center She said the bathroom was an option. You didn't do that? 00:14:01.640 --> 00:14:06.480 align:center I, um… I mean, I don't know. I was worried she'd be offended. 00:14:06.560 --> 00:14:08.880 align:center I just got a shirt as a gift from my mother-in-law. 00:14:08.959 --> 00:14:10.199 align:center Is that sexual harassment? 00:14:10.280 --> 00:14:12.400 align:center That's different, Greg. She doesn't have power over you. 00:14:12.480 --> 00:14:14.920 align:center That's what you think. 00:14:15.000 --> 00:14:16.640 align:center -Just go to HR. -Come on. 00:14:16.719 --> 00:14:19.000 align:center I don't want to tattle. That's not cool. 00:14:19.079 --> 00:14:22.120 align:center True, and you don't have any evidence. They might even see it the other way. 00:14:22.199 --> 00:14:24.439 align:center You took your shirt off. Who was really harassed, you know? 00:14:24.520 --> 00:14:26.640 align:center -Mm. -You gotta be kidding. 00:14:26.719 --> 00:14:28.719 align:center It was hard for you to find a job this time around. 00:14:28.800 --> 00:14:30.479 align:center -True. -I'd just leave it alone. 00:14:30.560 --> 00:14:32.560 align:center -I would report it. -I'd probably bang her. 00:14:35.439 --> 00:14:37.160 align:center -You know what I need? -A beer. 00:14:37.240 --> 00:14:38.760 align:center Professional advice. 00:14:38.839 --> 00:14:40.800 align:center You guys are great. Not what I'm talking about. 00:14:40.880 --> 00:14:43.280 align:center But you're not accustomed to top-level work like me. 00:14:44.520 --> 00:14:46.680 align:center So finding help can be a problem. 00:14:48.280 --> 00:14:50.760 align:center -I think I know someone. -Really? 00:14:51.680 --> 00:14:52.959 align:center Take a guess. 00:14:56.199 --> 00:14:57.520 align:center I DON'T RUN AWAY I CHANGE 00:14:57.599 --> 00:14:59.360 align:center REDISCOVER YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL 00:15:00.319 --> 00:15:03.000 align:center -Bram, man, that was great. -Thank you. 00:15:03.079 --> 00:15:06.120 align:center Hey, don't forget, vulnerable is the new macho. 00:15:06.199 --> 00:15:09.199 align:center Hey, Bram! 00:15:09.280 --> 00:15:11.680 align:center -Bram. Bram! -Oh, Jesus. 00:15:11.760 --> 00:15:15.120 align:center Oh wow. Hey, cool T-shirts, man. Can I buy one, or what? 00:15:15.199 --> 00:15:18.120 align:center Please, Bram, hang on. We took the day off to find you. 00:15:18.199 --> 00:15:19.880 align:center We drove all the way from the Netherlands. Come on. 00:15:19.959 --> 00:15:22.079 align:center You have any idea how bad the mileage is on this? 00:15:22.160 --> 00:15:24.360 align:center What do you want? You got your diplomas, didn't you? 00:15:24.439 --> 00:15:27.719 align:center -Yeah, we still have some questions. -How about you ask him? He's the expert. 00:15:27.800 --> 00:15:30.319 align:center No, the thing is, he got canceled. He sees things differently. 00:15:30.400 --> 00:15:31.920 align:center -Yeah, totally. -Of course you do. 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:34.000 align:center Okay, listen, Bram. I'm really sorry. 00:15:34.079 --> 00:15:37.120 align:center The Rooster thing was a mistake, and I'll never do that ever again. 00:15:37.199 --> 00:15:40.959 align:center Come on, Bram. Have you had lunch yet? Hey, Mike's buying. 00:15:41.040 --> 00:15:43.000 align:center Eh? Just let me park. 00:15:43.079 --> 00:15:46.280 align:center Okay, yeah. Cool. Let's… Yeah. 00:15:55.199 --> 00:15:56.800 align:center And then, get this. 00:15:56.880 --> 00:15:59.719 align:center She asked why a man as good-looking as him would pay a lady for sex. 00:15:59.800 --> 00:16:01.880 align:center And she slid her hand down to his thigh. 00:16:01.959 --> 00:16:05.160 align:center Yeah, and then she forced him to remove his shirt while she was watching. 00:16:05.240 --> 00:16:08.000 align:center -Hang on, she didn't force it. -No, wait a second. 00:16:08.079 --> 00:16:12.120 align:center Mike, this does sound like a classic case of sexual harassment. 00:16:12.199 --> 00:16:13.640 align:center -Yeah? -Shouldn't he file a report? 00:16:13.719 --> 00:16:15.800 align:center Absolutely. Setting boundaries is critical. 00:16:15.880 --> 00:16:18.160 align:center But why couldn't Mike just forget about it and bang her? 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:20.120 align:center That would be so much easier. 00:16:20.199 --> 00:16:23.479 align:center And, uh, if he performs well, he might be up for a raise, right? 00:16:23.560 --> 00:16:26.640 align:center Sexual relationships in the workplace are highly problematic. 00:16:26.719 --> 00:16:30.120 align:center Hmm. And, uh, is that true in all cases? 00:16:32.640 --> 00:16:35.120 align:center Let's say, for instance, it's not your boss. 00:16:35.199 --> 00:16:37.680 align:center Maybe it's a colleague, for example. 00:16:37.760 --> 00:16:40.400 align:center Horizontal relationships between equals are permitted. 00:16:41.520 --> 00:16:44.479 align:center But obviously active consent is essential. 00:16:45.079 --> 00:16:48.280 align:center -Of course. -You better knock before you enter, Ief. 00:16:48.359 --> 00:16:51.000 align:center "Knock, knock, who's there? It's Ivo." 00:16:51.079 --> 00:16:53.760 align:center This is important, Danny. Silence doesn't mean yes. 00:16:53.839 --> 00:16:56.599 align:center A sexy dress doesn't either. Even a kiss isn't consent. 00:16:56.680 --> 00:16:58.319 align:center -You serious? -Only yes means yes. 00:16:58.400 --> 00:17:01.680 align:center -Yeah. -And how about you, Greg? Huh? 00:17:01.760 --> 00:17:03.920 align:center Have you processed your wife's infidelity? 00:17:05.240 --> 00:17:08.879 align:center Um, we managed to make it through with love and empathy. 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:11.599 align:center -Mm-hmm. -And very expensive therapy. Yeah. 00:17:11.680 --> 00:17:12.880 align:center He has an open relationship. 00:17:12.960 --> 00:17:16.399 align:center Yeah, except he still isn't having sex. Not with his wife or anybody else, right? 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:18.839 align:center -We're busy, that's all. -That excuse never gets old. 00:17:18.919 --> 00:17:21.200 align:center The new man doesn't need sex for validation. 00:17:21.280 --> 00:17:24.159 align:center Ha, see? We're not all roosters here, Danny. 00:17:24.240 --> 00:17:26.200 align:center My business partner is gay, you guys. 00:17:26.280 --> 00:17:28.280 align:center -Queer. -And queer, yep. 00:17:28.359 --> 00:17:30.640 align:center I'm more modern than the three of you put together. 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:34.480 align:center -Great. Glad my course wasn't for nothing. -Bram, one more thing. 00:17:35.159 --> 00:17:40.520 align:center Can a guy who's a homo also… be toxically masculine? 00:17:41.280 --> 00:17:42.640 align:center Yeah, of course. 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:45.000 align:center Okay, okay, so even for a "queer" man, 00:17:45.080 --> 00:17:47.040 align:center it'd be bad to give a lady's butt a good slap? 00:17:47.120 --> 00:17:48.320 align:center Ugh. 00:17:48.399 --> 00:17:52.280 align:center -Relax, you guys. I'm just checking, okay? -Yeah, very good. 00:17:52.360 --> 00:17:56.080 align:center Thanks for lunch. Uh, the T-shirts, you can buy from our site. 00:17:56.159 --> 00:17:59.760 align:center Use the code "I never run, I do the work," and you'll get 15% off. 00:17:59.840 --> 00:18:02.600 align:center -Uh, lowercase? -Yeah, all lowercase. 00:18:02.680 --> 00:18:04.640 align:center 'Kay, let's get the check so we can head home. 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:08.240 align:center What? Why, man? This is fantastic. We got sun, sea, and sand. 00:18:08.320 --> 00:18:10.800 align:center What's the difference if we head home now or in a few hours? 00:18:10.880 --> 00:18:12.680 align:center Come on, Greg. 00:18:12.760 --> 00:18:14.360 align:center We've got time, man. 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:17.280 align:center Hey, honey. Hey. So here's the thing. 00:18:17.360 --> 00:18:20.240 align:center The tunnel is closed. A Mack truck fell over. 00:18:20.320 --> 00:18:21.919 align:center Yeah, so? 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:25.720 align:center I'm definitely gonna be delayed, but I'm gonna be back for dinner. 00:18:25.800 --> 00:18:26.880 align:center That shouldn't be an issue. 00:18:26.960 --> 00:18:29.560 align:center Jesus, Greg. I have my theater class. You know that. 00:18:29.640 --> 00:18:32.200 align:center Well, just call my mother. She'll be glad to babysit. 00:18:32.280 --> 00:18:36.280 align:center Really, you think? I doubt your mom's forgiven me for my adventure. 00:18:36.360 --> 00:18:38.480 align:center -Come on, use your turn signal. -Okay, well, um… 00:18:38.560 --> 00:18:40.919 align:center But I can't get there right now. It's out of my control. 00:18:41.000 --> 00:18:43.760 align:center It's never in your control with those morons, is it? 00:18:45.960 --> 00:18:48.360 align:center Well, perfect. She's pissed as hell. 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:50.480 align:center All the more reason to party hard. 00:18:50.560 --> 00:18:53.800 align:center If Merel's gonna smash your nuts anyway, we better make this well worth it. 00:18:53.880 --> 00:18:55.880 align:center -Yeah. -Come on, guys. 00:18:55.960 --> 00:18:58.240 align:center -Party! Party! -All right. 00:18:58.320 --> 00:19:01.679 align:center Yeah. I wanted to tell you right away, but I couldn't find the right moment. 00:19:01.760 --> 00:19:06.360 align:center Oh. Um, so how about treatment? What's the deal? 00:19:07.280 --> 00:19:09.919 align:center -Well, it would be best to operate now. -Oh. 00:19:10.000 --> 00:19:11.840 align:center Unless I want children. 00:19:11.919 --> 00:19:14.760 align:center Oh, then what are we waiting for? 00:19:17.320 --> 00:19:21.200 align:center -Armand, I'm not ready to decide yet. -Whether you want children? 00:19:21.280 --> 00:19:23.200 align:center Yes, exactly. 00:19:25.280 --> 00:19:27.840 align:center And, um, how it might work. 00:19:27.919 --> 00:19:30.840 align:center Probably IVF. It could save time. Could be a good option for you. 00:19:31.800 --> 00:19:37.320 align:center Uh, I meant more whether I'd want someone along for the ride or do it alone. 00:19:38.640 --> 00:19:41.000 align:center Well, you'd need another person to help out at some point. 00:19:41.080 --> 00:19:42.960 align:center Sweetheart. 00:19:43.040 --> 00:19:45.760 align:center All day I see these fights with different couples. 00:19:45.840 --> 00:19:47.600 align:center And somehow, their kids are always weapons. 00:19:47.679 --> 00:19:49.679 align:center So you're assuming we're not gonna last, is that it? 00:19:49.760 --> 00:19:53.000 align:center Well, yeah, many couples that have kids don't last. 00:19:53.080 --> 00:19:55.120 align:center -One in three. The statistics don't lie. -Mm. 00:19:55.200 --> 00:19:57.760 align:center And I really want things to stay good between us, honey. I do. 00:19:57.840 --> 00:20:01.960 align:center I get that, but you don't have to be so worried about it, okay? 00:20:02.919 --> 00:20:05.080 align:center 'Cause I'm a very good father. 00:20:05.159 --> 00:20:06.640 align:center -Yeah. -Hmm. 00:20:06.720 --> 00:20:08.000 align:center Just ask Enzo. 00:20:08.080 --> 00:20:09.200 align:center Mm. 00:20:11.120 --> 00:20:12.520 align:center I'm gonna shower. 00:20:27.440 --> 00:20:29.159 align:center Sorry. 00:20:31.080 --> 00:20:32.120 align:center Sorry. 00:20:37.280 --> 00:20:39.320 align:center Sorry. 00:20:39.399 --> 00:20:40.560 align:center Sorry. 00:20:46.080 --> 00:20:48.640 align:center Gotta say, he's good. 00:20:52.760 --> 00:20:55.560 align:center Well done. Very good. Very good. 00:20:56.360 --> 00:20:59.040 align:center -For the latecomers… -Yeah. Sorry. 00:20:59.120 --> 00:21:02.120 align:center …the idea here is that you show something on stage 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:04.520 align:center that would be very inappropriate to do in public, 00:21:04.600 --> 00:21:09.240 align:center because acting always involves overriding your sense of shame. 00:21:10.080 --> 00:21:11.720 align:center Okay, next. 00:21:11.800 --> 00:21:13.280 align:center Great work. Thank you. 00:21:14.280 --> 00:21:15.720 align:center What are you gonna do? 00:21:16.760 --> 00:21:17.720 align:center Switch this out. 00:21:18.679 --> 00:21:20.040 align:center -Oh, really? -Yeah. 00:21:20.120 --> 00:21:22.720 align:center Who's next? 00:21:42.399 --> 00:21:44.040 align:center Here you are, ladies. 00:21:44.120 --> 00:21:49.480 align:center Hey, see? God, we pay out of our asses, and they get everything for free. 00:21:49.560 --> 00:21:51.919 align:center Whoa. Man. 00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:55.960 align:center -I mean, don't you think that's sexist? -They're cool with it, Greg. 00:21:56.040 --> 00:21:57.000 align:center What's he doing? 00:21:57.679 --> 00:22:01.520 align:center -Oh, he's checking in on our new maid. -He's watching the camera. 00:22:01.600 --> 00:22:05.520 align:center -He's Bulgarian. -Hang on, your new maid is a man? 00:22:05.600 --> 00:22:07.159 align:center -Yes. -So what's wrong with that? 00:22:07.240 --> 00:22:12.120 align:center Look, this guy's always parading around my living room in nothing but his boxers. 00:22:12.200 --> 00:22:14.000 align:center Yeah, well, who cares? Look on the bright side. 00:22:14.080 --> 00:22:15.960 align:center Danny does too, but doesn't do chores. 00:22:16.040 --> 00:22:18.200 align:center No, dear God. Hand me a drink. 00:22:21.439 --> 00:22:24.560 align:center You heard anything from Stevie recently? Has she reached out? 00:22:24.640 --> 00:22:30.040 align:center Nah, she's, uh, still got a lot going on with her Good Life channel, so… 00:22:30.120 --> 00:22:33.320 align:center Well, her life isn't good at the moment. 00:22:33.399 --> 00:22:36.480 align:center She was caught on camera getting wasted, and now she's canceled. 00:22:36.560 --> 00:22:38.520 align:center Oh man. 00:22:38.600 --> 00:22:41.320 align:center -Now she knows how it feels. -Hey now. 00:22:41.399 --> 00:22:45.840 align:center Listen, I tried my best, guys. Tried to make contact. 00:22:45.919 --> 00:22:47.919 align:center But she doesn't want that. 00:22:48.000 --> 00:22:50.280 align:center Might not be a bad idea for you to start posting. 00:22:50.360 --> 00:22:54.240 align:center "Good Life with Mikey." I bet she'd get in touch then. 00:22:58.159 --> 00:23:00.880 align:center -Yeah. Yeah. -Hey, Mike. Ask the blonde there, man. 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:02.280 align:center Hmm? Knock it off. 00:23:02.360 --> 00:23:04.560 align:center -Take that stupid vest off. -No. 00:23:04.640 --> 00:23:07.520 align:center -Another delicious cocktail? -Here we go. 00:23:07.600 --> 00:23:09.159 align:center -Sounds good. -Yep. 00:23:11.399 --> 00:23:16.000 align:center It was horrible. I didn't recognize myself anymore. 00:23:16.080 --> 00:23:19.120 align:center Um, usually now, when I have photos I want to post, I, uh… 00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:21.800 align:center I have to add the hashtag #BodyPositivity. 00:23:21.880 --> 00:23:25.080 align:center Otherwise, they'll all say… they'll all say I'm fat. 00:23:26.919 --> 00:23:28.560 align:center Sometimes I feel so empty. 00:23:29.320 --> 00:23:32.439 align:center But my followers don't care how I feel or what I've experienced. 00:23:32.520 --> 00:23:35.080 align:center All they want is new content. That's it. 00:23:35.159 --> 00:23:38.880 align:center Then I feel pressure to… to create some artificial drama. 00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:42.840 align:center -My followers have no lives. -This is silly. 00:23:42.919 --> 00:23:45.679 align:center The other day, I made a video with my puppy and posted it. 00:23:45.760 --> 00:23:49.399 align:center Big mistake. Everyone got all angry because I didn't have her consent. 00:23:49.480 --> 00:23:50.720 align:center I went through that too. 00:23:50.800 --> 00:23:54.040 align:center Yeah, I looked at the comments. Everybody was tagging Animal Rights Watch. 00:23:54.120 --> 00:23:55.919 align:center -It's so bizarre. -Totally. 00:23:58.360 --> 00:24:00.640 align:center Come on, say something, Ms. Stevie. 00:24:04.320 --> 00:24:05.480 align:center Yeah. 00:24:08.600 --> 00:24:12.280 align:center She's still got a whole lot of trauma. I'm sorry. 00:24:13.439 --> 00:24:16.040 align:center Listen, guys, I want to be honest here. 00:24:16.120 --> 00:24:20.520 align:center Yep. It's all true. I was fucked up. I was stoned. 00:24:20.600 --> 00:24:23.120 align:center And it was an incredible few hours. 00:24:23.720 --> 00:24:27.200 align:center I mean, Jesus, these awards ceremonies are insanely dull. 00:24:28.439 --> 00:24:31.960 align:center And okay, the spiked drink story, uh, was a load of crap. 00:24:32.040 --> 00:24:33.520 align:center But, guys, my hands were tied. 00:24:33.600 --> 00:24:36.560 align:center I was losing brand deals because of all your stupid memes 00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:41.159 align:center and comments saying I was a dumb liar and a druggie and a fake bitch. 00:24:41.240 --> 00:24:44.679 align:center And you know what? Turns out you guys are fake, and not me. 00:24:44.760 --> 00:24:46.000 align:center See ya. 00:24:47.360 --> 00:24:50.560 align:center -What are you doing? -Heading out. I'm cured now. 00:24:50.640 --> 00:24:52.120 align:center Oh, really? 00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:53.640 align:center M-M-Miss, wait. 00:24:53.720 --> 00:24:56.760 align:center No, Andrea. I don't care anymore how many of my followers leave me. 00:24:56.840 --> 00:24:58.399 align:center It's over. I'm done. 00:24:58.480 --> 00:25:00.439 align:center I have something for you. 00:25:00.520 --> 00:25:03.000 align:center El señor Mike. 00:25:03.080 --> 00:25:05.600 align:center Looks like he's right nearby. 00:25:11.280 --> 00:25:14.560 align:center Hey, Ivo. Thought you took the day off. 00:25:14.640 --> 00:25:16.240 align:center Yeah, I'm not calling about work. 00:25:16.320 --> 00:25:21.080 align:center I was wondering if you wanted to meet up later for that drink. 00:25:21.720 --> 00:25:25.040 align:center Definitely, but, um, I thought you weren't comfortable doing that. 00:25:25.120 --> 00:25:27.880 align:center I spoke to my coach, and he said there's no problem with it. 00:25:27.960 --> 00:25:32.520 align:center Yeah, glad we can be friends now that your coach signed off on it. 00:25:32.600 --> 00:25:35.240 align:center Right. So if you're still up for it, 00:25:35.320 --> 00:25:39.679 align:center then I think it'd be great to grab a drink maybe sometime tomorrow. 00:25:39.760 --> 00:25:41.360 align:center Sure, I think that would be great. 00:25:41.439 --> 00:25:43.159 align:center Oh man. Okay. 00:25:43.240 --> 00:25:44.520 align:center Tomorrow, then. 00:25:45.840 --> 00:25:50.120 align:center Don't forget, consent is explicit. Only yes is a yes. 00:25:50.199 --> 00:25:53.679 align:center -Uh, she said yes. -But she might change her mind tomorrow. 00:25:53.760 --> 00:25:57.840 align:center So, Ief, you better film her the second she says she'll bang you. You need proof. 00:25:57.919 --> 00:26:00.880 align:center "Hey, that feels great, but would you mind if I asked you something?" 00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:05.720 align:center Guys, let me introduce you to Natasha. And… what's your name again? 00:26:05.800 --> 00:26:08.360 align:center -Svetlana. -Svetlana. 00:26:08.439 --> 00:26:11.960 align:center Guys, one of their boyfriends, I think it's Natasha's, 00:26:12.040 --> 00:26:15.520 align:center is throwing a party at his villa tonight, and we're invited. 00:26:16.120 --> 00:26:18.000 align:center Okay. 00:26:18.080 --> 00:26:21.840 align:center I have to take this. It's me. Yeah? 00:26:21.919 --> 00:26:25.919 align:center Hey, honey, so guess what? We're still stuck out here. 00:26:26.000 --> 00:26:29.080 align:center -We'll be here overnight. -Oh wow. You've got some nerve, huh? 00:26:29.159 --> 00:26:33.000 align:center It's just a fluke. This whole thing is dumb, dumb blind luck. 00:26:33.080 --> 00:26:35.880 align:center -How was your class? -I'll tell you when you get back later. 00:26:35.960 --> 00:26:40.000 align:center -I think you'll be asleep by then. -Hey, I wouldn't be so sure, Greg. 00:26:41.399 --> 00:26:42.960 align:center Fuck. 00:26:43.919 --> 00:26:47.199 align:center -Hey, you coming for a drink? -No, sorry. I should get going. 00:26:47.280 --> 00:26:49.480 align:center My mother-in-law is babysitting. 00:26:50.880 --> 00:26:54.640 align:center Francis, hey, listen. So I won't be back until later. 00:26:54.720 --> 00:26:57.679 align:center If you could feed the kids some dinner, I'd appreciate it. 00:26:57.760 --> 00:27:00.640 align:center Yep, there's a spinach salad in the fridge. 00:27:03.720 --> 00:27:05.919 align:center -Whoa. -Oh man. 00:27:10.240 --> 00:27:12.960 align:center -How much did this cost? -No idea, Ief. 00:27:13.040 --> 00:27:14.800 align:center Appraise it for us. Go ahead. 00:27:14.880 --> 00:27:16.720 align:center Natasha's friend is definitely a drug dealer. 00:27:16.800 --> 00:27:18.360 align:center Or maybe a Russian oligarch. 00:27:18.439 --> 00:27:21.640 align:center -All their accounts have been frozen. -Well, then he's got a piggy bank. 00:27:21.720 --> 00:27:25.159 align:center Hey, that's stereotyping, Greg. We don't know if he's from Russia. 00:27:25.240 --> 00:27:27.960 align:center Drinks, boys. Let's get some drinks. 00:27:28.880 --> 00:27:30.880 align:center Ooh, yes, please. 00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:33.520 align:center -No, thanks. -What, you still on your health craze? 00:27:33.600 --> 00:27:36.880 align:center -Or you afraid there's polonium in it? -Who knows, bro? 00:27:41.760 --> 00:27:45.120 align:center It's crazy. This is just like a rap video, guys, right? 00:27:45.199 --> 00:27:47.040 align:center Just wait, you always find something wrong. 00:27:47.120 --> 00:27:48.880 align:center Did we walk into paradise, gentlemen? 00:27:48.960 --> 00:27:51.840 align:center Wait, how do we know these ladies aren't prostitutes, you guys? 00:27:51.919 --> 00:27:53.760 align:center Sex workers. 00:27:53.840 --> 00:27:56.720 align:center Ask Mike. He's the resident expert. 00:27:56.800 --> 00:27:59.360 align:center -Guys, you are here. -Hey. 00:27:59.439 --> 00:28:03.240 align:center -Let me introduce you to Victor. -Oh no, that's not necessary. 00:28:03.320 --> 00:28:05.640 align:center -Why not? Meeting an oligarch sounds cool. -Hmm? 00:28:06.840 --> 00:28:10.240 align:center Hmm. Well, he's finally happy. Hmm? Off to Victor. 00:28:10.320 --> 00:28:12.880 align:center I'm gonna dance. Will you come with me? 00:28:13.840 --> 00:28:15.439 align:center Mm. 00:28:16.360 --> 00:28:19.240 align:center Damn. This is bullshit. There's no signal here. 00:28:19.320 --> 00:28:23.480 align:center Yeah, right. Because it's getting blocked by his nuclear defense system. Yep. 00:28:23.560 --> 00:28:24.480 align:center Yeah. 00:28:41.760 --> 00:28:43.800 align:center -Hi, Francis, I'm back. -Shh. They're finally asleep. 00:28:43.879 --> 00:28:45.639 align:center -Quiet. -Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. 00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:47.439 align:center We went late because it was the first class. 00:28:47.520 --> 00:28:49.199 align:center Until one in the morning? 00:28:49.280 --> 00:28:52.199 align:center Yeah, my teacher is very long-winded. 00:28:52.280 --> 00:28:53.800 align:center Merel, you're not even sober. 00:28:53.879 --> 00:28:57.600 align:center No, it's just a method we use in class to get more relaxed. 00:28:57.679 --> 00:29:02.280 align:center I swear to you, if you cheat on my son, or if you break his heart, you better run. 00:29:02.360 --> 00:29:05.800 align:center Listen, trust me, it's a little more complicated than that. 00:29:05.879 --> 00:29:07.439 align:center Wait, wait. 00:29:07.520 --> 00:29:11.480 align:center Would you mind not telling Greg? It's not gonna help anything. 00:29:11.560 --> 00:29:13.040 align:center Good night. 00:29:13.120 --> 00:29:15.120 align:center It's a nice house, definitely. 00:29:15.199 --> 00:29:20.520 align:center But as a professional architect, I do have some little, uh, tips. 00:29:21.800 --> 00:29:26.520 align:center The master bedroom, for instance, it's, um, on the same side as the pool. 00:29:26.600 --> 00:29:27.959 align:center That's a big mistake. 00:29:28.040 --> 00:29:32.199 align:center Because you take a nice nap, and then you hear the children playing outside. 00:29:32.280 --> 00:29:36.360 align:center There are no children here. Only good-looking women. 00:29:36.439 --> 00:29:40.959 align:center Uh, yes, uh… That's another thing, uh, Victor. 00:29:45.639 --> 00:29:51.040 align:center Uh… Does the phrase "toxic masculinity" mean anything to you? 00:29:52.600 --> 00:29:54.159 align:center What the fuck are you talking about? 00:29:54.240 --> 00:29:58.600 align:center Uh, the women, they are treated as sex objects. 00:29:58.679 --> 00:30:01.399 align:center And also very, very young. 00:30:02.320 --> 00:30:05.280 align:center Yeah, who like old women? 00:30:05.879 --> 00:30:11.679 align:center No, yeah, but don't you ever wonder if they also like you? 00:30:12.679 --> 00:30:14.240 align:center Of course they do. 00:30:15.760 --> 00:30:18.320 align:center Do you like me? 00:30:18.399 --> 00:30:20.280 align:center Why wouldn't they like me? 00:30:21.360 --> 00:30:23.040 align:center Right, okay. 00:30:23.120 --> 00:30:26.040 align:center Victor, it was really nice talking to you. 00:30:26.120 --> 00:30:29.120 align:center I'm just gonna go check on my friend. He looks a bit lonely. 00:30:29.199 --> 00:30:31.600 align:center What's wrong? Is he not enjoying himself? 00:30:31.679 --> 00:30:34.840 align:center Agnieszka, go talk to this guy. 00:30:35.360 --> 00:30:37.000 align:center Show him some good time. 00:30:37.800 --> 00:30:42.040 align:center Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. That's… That's not necessary. 00:30:42.120 --> 00:30:44.919 align:center No. Uh, no, no. He's just afraid of the polonium, so, uh, that's all. 00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:48.080 align:center He's a cop, so, uh… Yeah. 00:30:49.879 --> 00:30:51.280 align:center Um, yeah. 00:30:57.720 --> 00:31:02.040 align:center Get them out of here. One's a cop, and the other one has a big mouth. 00:31:02.120 --> 00:31:03.159 align:center Hmm. 00:31:24.240 --> 00:31:25.720 align:center Whoo! Whoa! 00:31:25.800 --> 00:31:28.360 align:center Come on. 00:31:28.439 --> 00:31:29.639 align:center Oh, fuck! 00:31:29.720 --> 00:31:32.399 align:center Hey, stop, I didn't do anything. 00:31:32.480 --> 00:31:36.800 align:center Ow, fuck. Wait. Hey! 00:31:36.879 --> 00:31:40.480 align:center Open up! Our friend is still inside. Open up. 00:31:41.080 --> 00:31:44.399 align:center Okay, okay, no problem. We're… We're not that close anyway. 00:31:44.480 --> 00:31:46.919 align:center Weapons are phallic symbols of fragile masculinity. 00:31:47.000 --> 00:31:48.120 align:center Shut your mouth, idiot. 00:31:48.199 --> 00:31:50.840 align:center -Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! -Okay, no, we're going. We're going. 00:31:50.919 --> 00:31:51.959 align:center Go. We're going! 00:31:52.040 --> 00:31:54.919 align:center Ivo, what the hell? How come you only act tough around gangsters? 00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:55.879 align:center What was that? 00:31:55.959 --> 00:31:58.600 align:center This moron made it his mission to educate the oligarch. 00:31:58.679 --> 00:31:59.840 align:center -You serious? -Yeah. 00:31:59.919 --> 00:32:02.240 align:center Okay, now what? We can't leave Mike behind in there. 00:32:02.320 --> 00:32:04.560 align:center -What are we supposed to do? -Not picking up. 00:32:04.639 --> 00:32:07.679 align:center -Distracted posting selfies, probably. -Ugh. 00:32:07.760 --> 00:32:10.080 align:center I bet he'll call soon. Mm. 00:32:16.120 --> 00:32:19.439 align:center Is this your content creator comeback, Mike? 00:32:19.959 --> 00:32:25.000 align:center -What? What are you doing here? -Well, I could ask you the same. 00:32:25.840 --> 00:32:29.159 align:center Well, I don't know. I've been out for the day with the boys. 00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:30.760 align:center Yeah, look. 00:32:30.840 --> 00:32:35.040 align:center You tagged every post with your location. 00:32:35.840 --> 00:32:39.360 align:center I can't help but feel like you wanted me to know where you were tonight. 00:32:40.639 --> 00:32:43.439 align:center I… Uh, great, thank you. 00:32:43.959 --> 00:32:45.240 align:center Here you go. 00:32:45.760 --> 00:32:47.840 align:center Oh. It's not spiked, so don't worry. 00:32:48.439 --> 00:32:50.760 align:center What? You follow me still? 't worry.