WEBVTT 00:11.000 --> 00:12.240 -Ow! -What? 00:12.320 --> 00:14.040 Your bike was touching my front wheel. 00:14.120 --> 00:16.120 -Come on. Let's hurry up. -Whatever. 00:16.200 --> 00:17.840 -I'm the winner! -You're not. 00:17.919 --> 00:19.720 Jason, remember to bring the extra lock? 00:19.800 --> 00:23.520 Look at this. 80% of all artists live below the poverty line. 00:23.599 --> 00:27.119 -It's right there, 80%! -Yeah, but they're living to the fullest. 00:27.200 --> 00:29.720 Guys, give me a minute. Dad googled something. 00:29.799 --> 00:33.160 Lately I feel like my life has come to a standstill, you know? 00:33.240 --> 00:35.839 It could be that I was just too young to be having kids. 00:35.920 --> 00:38.760 Too young? You were in your thirties when you had Jason. 00:38.840 --> 00:39.960 -I-- -Mom! 00:40.040 --> 00:42.360 -Guys, hang on a second! -It's mine! 00:42.440 --> 00:45.199 I always felt like I could be the next Jennifer Aniston or something. 00:45.280 --> 00:46.640 And I want to explore that. 00:46.720 --> 00:49.400 I'd love to get on the roster of a professional football club, 00:49.480 --> 00:51.080 but you don't see me quitting my job. 00:51.160 --> 00:53.360 -You wanna play pro football? You're nuts. -Yeah. 00:53.440 --> 00:56.239 Besides, I'm not quitting my job. It's just a short course. 00:56.320 --> 00:59.400 Twelve weeks. Tomorrow is the first day. Hold on, wait! 00:59.480 --> 01:03.040 Oh, wow. Wow. Merel. 01:03.120 --> 01:05.640 Merel! Hey! 01:05.720 --> 01:09.040 -What's that gonna cost? -Less than your CrossFit. 01:09.119 --> 01:11.160 Guys, wait for Mom! 01:14.920 --> 01:16.800 ROOSTERS 01:20.360 --> 01:22.240 We have a big problem. 01:26.759 --> 01:29.560 -Who is that? -That's the maid. 01:30.080 --> 01:33.080 -But… uh, it's a man. -Yeah. 01:33.920 --> 01:37.560 -How come you didn't ask for a lady? -'Cause it's kinda sexist to ask for that. 01:42.080 --> 01:45.360 -Mm. Looks clean, though. -You see the silver? He polished it. 01:45.440 --> 01:47.399 -Hey, put a shirt on. -Why? 01:47.479 --> 01:49.559 He might think we're a couple, which I'd like to avoid. 01:49.640 --> 01:51.479 He's probably gay himself, actually. 01:51.559 --> 01:52.960 You think? 01:53.039 --> 01:55.600 They all have a gaydar. They can tell that we like the ladies. 01:57.080 --> 01:58.759 Hristo! 01:58.839 --> 02:00.759 -His name's Hristo. -Hristo? 02:01.800 --> 02:05.080 -This is Mike, the owner of the house. -Hi. 02:05.880 --> 02:09.160 -Hristo is from, uh, Bulgaria. -Mm. 02:18.840 --> 02:21.239 Thank you, Mr. Buijsman. What an opportunity, sir. 02:21.320 --> 02:26.120 No, not at all. I should be thanking you. I presented some of your work internally. 02:26.720 --> 02:29.519 -It was a huge hit. -Ah. Well… 02:31.080 --> 02:33.400 -What's this? -It's our code of conduct. 02:33.480 --> 02:35.720 Standard for every employee here. 02:37.400 --> 02:40.519 Wow. Looks pretty intense. 02:40.600 --> 02:43.840 What you do at home is your business, but at work, we make the rules. 02:43.920 --> 02:47.799 Oh… no worries here. I, uh… don't do anything. 02:47.880 --> 02:52.080 Uh, well… well, that's not true. Obviously, I work. 02:52.160 --> 02:53.320 Yeah. 03:00.320 --> 03:02.920 All right, then. Let's get things started. Welcome aboard. 03:03.000 --> 03:05.480 Yeah, okay. Thanks. 03:07.640 --> 03:10.519 What a good guy. 03:18.799 --> 03:22.160 YOU ARE NOW A NEW MAN 03:25.519 --> 03:27.440 Hm. A new man. 03:28.880 --> 03:31.280 Uh, uh, um… yeah. 03:31.360 --> 03:34.840 It's… it's a… a course I took and, uh, passed. 03:34.920 --> 03:36.080 Oh. 03:36.160 --> 03:39.840 Oh, yeah. Uh, sorta nice it's not the usual, uh, photo of your kids. 03:39.920 --> 03:42.280 Yeah. 03:42.359 --> 03:44.079 -Hi. I'm Roos. -Hi. 03:44.160 --> 03:45.799 I work in the tech department here. 03:45.880 --> 03:46.799 -Ivo. -Pleasure. 03:46.880 --> 03:50.040 -I, uh, work, uh, here. -Yeah. 03:50.119 --> 03:53.280 Cool, welcome… 03:53.359 --> 03:54.519 …new man. 04:03.679 --> 04:07.600 Why won't they just let us pitch it? We came up with the idea. 04:07.679 --> 04:10.200 Like Mike will pitch it better 'cause he's a man. Jesus. 04:10.280 --> 04:15.160 Ladies, I have some amazing news. First, as of today, we have good coffee. 04:15.239 --> 04:16.079 Did we sell the show? 04:16.159 --> 04:18.680 No. They said they have enough shows about women. 04:18.760 --> 04:21.880 Yeah, and we all know there's nothing on TV about men. Kiss my ass. 04:21.959 --> 04:24.240 It's crazy, half of the entire world is female, 04:24.320 --> 04:27.120 and the suits still think it's a niche. 04:27.200 --> 04:31.479 Relax, because the good news is they were interested in another project. 04:31.560 --> 04:32.680 ROOSTERS THE SERIES 04:36.919 --> 04:38.039 Roosters? 04:38.120 --> 04:39.919 The title is ironic. 04:40.000 --> 04:42.640 Yeah, so they're cancelling a show centered on women 04:42.720 --> 04:44.440 to make macho bullshit for men? 04:44.520 --> 04:46.039 No. This'll be different. 04:46.120 --> 04:49.440 It's about a group of men wrestling not with each other 04:49.520 --> 04:52.039 but with their new role in a world that's changing. 04:52.120 --> 04:53.760 Oh, boohoo, those poor men. 04:53.840 --> 04:56.760 Honestly, you ladies are the ideal writing team for this. 04:56.840 --> 04:58.000 I think you adore men. 04:58.080 --> 05:00.440 So, let me run this up the flagpole first. All right? 05:00.520 --> 05:02.520 Then we can get going. 05:02.599 --> 05:04.280 Oh shit. Shit. 05:04.360 --> 05:08.280 -Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there. -No, it's okay. 05:08.880 --> 05:11.120 Karma. 05:13.240 --> 05:14.640 Oh, hi. 05:15.840 --> 05:18.919 -Welcome. Do you have a reservation? -Uh… 05:19.000 --> 05:22.280 Nah. I'm Danny. The bar manager and part owner. 05:22.360 --> 05:25.160 Oh, sorry. I'm Linda, the hostess. 05:26.440 --> 05:28.800 Oh… um… 05:28.880 --> 05:30.359 Is, uh, Harm around? 05:30.440 --> 05:32.880 -Yeah, he's right over there. -Yeah. 05:40.479 --> 05:41.880 -Hey, Danny. -Hey. 05:41.960 --> 05:44.520 -How are ya? -Hey, come here. Um… 05:45.039 --> 05:46.160 We have a hostess? 05:46.760 --> 05:49.599 Yeah, a beautiful woman to welcome guests. It's great, right? 05:49.680 --> 05:53.240 -And what else does she do? -She's also good with wine. 05:53.320 --> 05:55.240 But isn't that objectification? 05:55.320 --> 05:57.320 -What? -Objectification. 05:57.400 --> 06:00.120 -You're the one who checked her out. -No. 06:00.200 --> 06:02.720 You wanted a more balanced team. So I put a woman out front. 06:02.800 --> 06:03.800 All right, yeah. 06:03.880 --> 06:06.080 Could you just run this kind of decision by me next time? 06:06.160 --> 06:07.680 We're supposed to be business partners. 06:07.760 --> 06:10.479 -Linda? -What are you doing? 06:10.560 --> 06:12.120 Quick question. 06:12.200 --> 06:14.359 Do you feel like you're being objectified? 06:14.440 --> 06:16.720 Me? By who? 06:16.800 --> 06:19.000 Uh, forget it. 06:19.080 --> 06:20.799 Just kidding. You're doing great. 06:22.960 --> 06:24.240 Come on, have a seat. 06:24.320 --> 06:26.160 -Hey. Danny. -Hi, Danny. 06:26.240 --> 06:28.680 Um, actually, I better check the reservations. 06:28.760 --> 06:31.120 Why? There's barely anybody here. Come sit with us. 06:31.200 --> 06:34.880 -Come on. Get him a drink. -Yeah, we don't bite, Danny boy. 06:38.440 --> 06:42.240 Ms. Stevie? I've got your herbal tea ready. 06:48.799 --> 06:51.720 -Oh my God. Wake up. Ay. -What? 06:51.799 --> 06:55.359 -I thought you committed suicide. -Huh? God, of course not, Andrea. 06:55.440 --> 06:58.720 -Phew. -Just popped a couple pills to calm down. 06:58.799 --> 07:00.599 But what happened to make you do this? 07:00.680 --> 07:02.320 Oh… 07:03.760 --> 07:06.840 Well, my little roofie story didn't work. 07:06.919 --> 07:10.560 It's all over. I'm finished. Booth and Zoey just dropped me. 07:10.640 --> 07:13.680 And the acai brand is gone too. That was my last shred of leverage. 07:13.760 --> 07:15.960 But why'd you lie about something like this? 07:16.680 --> 07:19.280 I don't know. Everything on social media is totally fabricated. 07:19.359 --> 07:20.960 Seriously, it's all lies. 07:21.039 --> 07:22.960 You know what? Fuck this shit. 07:24.479 --> 07:25.719 Hello, lovely Good Lifers. 07:25.799 --> 07:27.640 Check out the good life I have now, everybody. 07:27.719 --> 07:29.680 Three benzos and a finger down my throat. 07:29.760 --> 07:31.320 Hey, no, no, no-- 07:31.400 --> 07:33.200 -Okay. Miss, don't-- -Give it to me now. 07:33.280 --> 07:34.520 Miss, leave it alone. 07:34.599 --> 07:36.840 I want to be a flight attendant again. Jesus. 07:36.919 --> 07:39.400 My only problem was pasta, chicken, or salmon. 07:39.479 --> 07:42.320 I can't imagine how difficult this is. 07:42.400 --> 07:46.200 But you're not alone, all right? And I can get you relief. 07:47.400 --> 07:48.719 I know where to go. 07:48.799 --> 07:53.880 -Andrea, listen. I am not going to church. -No, it's a retreat. 07:53.960 --> 07:56.200 It's specifically for burnout. 07:56.280 --> 07:58.080 Okay. 08:00.560 --> 08:03.719 This course is just the beginning. Everything is gonna be different now. 08:03.799 --> 08:05.840 Soon, I'll be like you, carefree. 08:09.280 --> 08:10.880 I have endometriosis. 08:11.599 --> 08:12.520 Oh no. 08:14.359 --> 08:16.400 My doctor wants to remove my uterus. 08:16.479 --> 08:17.719 Good, rip it out. 08:17.799 --> 08:19.960 -Yeah? -Yeah, come on. Unburden yourself. 08:20.039 --> 08:22.239 Oh my God, that sounds amazing. Plus, you'll lose weight. 08:22.320 --> 08:24.880 Not that you need to. But what do you think that thing weighs? 08:24.960 --> 08:27.200 -But I'm still so young. -Yeah, but it's about your health. 08:27.280 --> 08:29.919 Not to mention, you've obviously decided not to be a mother. 08:34.840 --> 08:35.880 No? 08:36.640 --> 08:40.600 -No, I'm not 100% sure. -You're not sure? 08:41.480 --> 08:44.120 Nah, you're my hero, Pam, the childless hero. 08:44.199 --> 08:47.120 -I find it hard to make that decision. -Sure, Pam, whatever you say. 08:47.199 --> 08:49.560 Just come to my house for the weekend. It won't be hard then. 08:50.240 --> 08:53.520 -Excuse me, can we get vodka martinis? -No, wait, uh… 08:53.600 --> 08:55.240 Relax, it's good for you. 08:55.320 --> 08:57.920 -With a lemon twist. Sound good? -Yeah, thank you. 08:58.000 --> 08:59.520 Two twists. 08:59.600 --> 09:03.199 -So, ladies, have you read it yet? -Yeah, I thought it was pretty clever-- 09:03.280 --> 09:06.199 Listen, Mike, uh, we're not signing on to write this crap. 09:06.280 --> 09:07.160 Right. 09:08.240 --> 09:11.520 -I'll explain it again. -Oh look. Mansplaining. Yippee. 09:11.600 --> 09:14.839 Okay, Roosters is, in essence, a very feminist series. 09:14.920 --> 09:18.760 No, really. It's four alpha males who see their sexism and unlearn it. 09:18.839 --> 09:19.880 That's what women want. 09:19.959 --> 09:22.160 -Oh, yeah? -And how do you know that, friend? 09:22.240 --> 09:24.560 I took part in a course on new-wave masculinity. 09:24.640 --> 09:26.000 For research, of course. 09:26.079 --> 09:29.079 Because these guys take a silly course, we're supposed to think they're decent? 09:29.160 --> 09:30.959 Well, it's better than nothing. 09:31.040 --> 09:33.360 -So… -Ugh. 09:34.160 --> 09:37.520 By the way, who teaches the workshop? I'm guessing it's a man, right? 09:37.600 --> 09:40.320 That's why men have the power. They try to control what women think. 09:40.400 --> 09:42.040 And that's pure sexism. 09:42.120 --> 09:44.320 Yeah, no. I hadn't looked at it like that. 09:44.400 --> 09:46.199 -We don't want roosters anymore. -No. 09:46.280 --> 09:50.120 Not at our offices, not in our beds, and not on TV either. 09:50.199 --> 09:51.839 Mm-hmm. 09:59.079 --> 10:00.440 -Hey. -Hi. 10:02.160 --> 10:05.400 -Got something for you. -Oh? A new writing team? 10:05.480 --> 10:09.440 -No friction, no shine, you know that. -Yeah. 10:09.520 --> 10:12.640 But I think you'll appreciate this just as much, Mike. 10:12.720 --> 10:13.920 Oh? 10:15.000 --> 10:16.240 Well, uh… 10:21.160 --> 10:22.160 Wow. 10:23.360 --> 10:24.520 You didn't have to do this. 10:24.600 --> 10:27.400 Please put it on. I want to make sure it fits. 10:29.560 --> 10:30.839 Uh, now? Here? 10:31.959 --> 10:34.760 You could use the bathroom, I guess, if you're uncomfortable. 10:34.839 --> 10:36.040 No. 10:37.040 --> 10:39.720 And don't worry. We're pitching Roosters, no matter what. 10:55.440 --> 10:56.440 Ivo! 10:58.520 --> 11:00.400 Ivo, I have great news. 11:00.480 --> 11:02.800 I just spoke to a client, and they are so enthusiastic. 11:02.880 --> 11:05.680 -Enthusiastic about…? -Your inclusive office space. 11:05.760 --> 11:09.160 But they want to come in this week for a presentation. Can you do that? 11:09.800 --> 11:11.800 -No. Yeah, of course. -Ah! 11:12.959 --> 11:14.959 -Uh… -What was that about? 11:16.160 --> 11:20.880 Uh, well, uh… Oh. A project I've got cooking. 11:20.959 --> 11:22.360 Oh, that's cool. 11:22.440 --> 11:27.199 How about we grab a beer tonight? You can tell me all about it. 11:27.800 --> 11:31.160 Um… uh, you think that's a good idea? 11:31.240 --> 11:35.079 -What's wrong with it? -It could kind of disrupt our workflow. 11:35.160 --> 11:37.320 Yeah, that's why I'm suggesting a bar. 11:37.400 --> 11:40.120 People talk. I just don't want the rumors and all that. 11:40.199 --> 11:42.719 Mm, we're, uh, primarily colleagues. 11:44.320 --> 11:46.800 Okay, cool. Goodbye, colleague. 11:48.199 --> 11:49.920 -Bump it. -Bye. 11:53.400 --> 11:55.800 Ugh, what a day. 11:55.880 --> 12:01.040 Give me a glass of wine and a good screw, 'cause trust me, I've earned it. 12:02.440 --> 12:06.040 Wine's already open. The rest will fall to my father, I think. 12:06.120 --> 12:07.280 Uh… 12:08.320 --> 12:09.800 You must be Enzo. 12:10.560 --> 12:14.560 I just, uh… I stopped by to admire my dad's new paramour. 12:17.320 --> 12:19.719 -Proost. -Proost. 12:19.800 --> 12:21.199 Here's to love. 12:21.280 --> 12:24.920 Well, well, well. You couldn't wait for me? 12:26.680 --> 12:27.800 -Honey. -Hey, sweetheart. 12:28.959 --> 12:33.280 Well, congratulations, Dad. Never thought you'd find mom's replacement so fast. 12:33.360 --> 12:36.280 -Yeah. Hey, where are your manners, Enzo? -Replacement? 12:36.360 --> 12:39.719 -She's more like, uh, your stepmother. -Whoa. 12:39.800 --> 12:42.640 I'll just hop in the shower, and then we can all eat together, huh? 12:42.719 --> 12:43.719 Yep. 12:46.440 --> 12:48.920 -I'll, uh, set the table now. -Yeah. 12:49.000 --> 12:52.560 You, uh… you need any help, or do you know your way around? 12:52.640 --> 12:54.120 I can find the silverware. 12:54.199 --> 12:56.719 Believe it or not, I am blonde, but I'm not dumb. 12:56.800 --> 12:59.800 Nah. I mean, you handled the divorce. 13:01.640 --> 13:04.120 -What does that mean, exactly? -Hmm. 13:06.719 --> 13:08.959 I've always been able to take care of myself. 13:09.040 --> 13:10.800 Or do you want to know what I earn? 13:11.640 --> 13:13.839 Do you want to know what my father earns? 13:13.920 --> 13:16.480 Oh, wait. I think you know that already. 13:28.120 --> 13:30.360 Yeah, it looks good. I mean, the fabric's nice. 13:30.440 --> 13:31.520 -Fits perfectly. -Mm. 13:31.599 --> 13:35.599 I don't know. The whole thing felt odd. It was… not fun. 13:35.680 --> 13:37.320 Like I was a Chippendale or something. 13:37.400 --> 13:39.839 Guys, don't you see what this is? 13:41.880 --> 13:44.440 -Sexual harassment. -Come on, Ivo. 13:44.520 --> 13:48.000 Imagine if it was the other way around. If she had to undress in front of Mike. 13:49.120 --> 13:52.719 -Did she spill that coffee on purpose? -Uh, I mean, I bumped her, so no. 13:52.800 --> 13:56.120 Yeah, but even so, who says she has to buy you a new shirt, Mike? 13:56.199 --> 13:59.199 Then force you to undress and put it on while she watches? 13:59.280 --> 14:01.560 She said the bathroom was an option. You didn't do that? 14:01.640 --> 14:06.480 I, um… I mean, I don't know. I was worried she'd be offended. 14:06.560 --> 14:08.880 I just got a shirt as a gift from my mother-in-law. 14:08.959 --> 14:10.199 Is that sexual harassment? 14:10.280 --> 14:12.400 That's different, Greg. She doesn't have power over you. 14:12.480 --> 14:14.920 That's what you think. 14:15.000 --> 14:16.640 -Just go to HR. -Come on. 14:16.719 --> 14:19.000 I don't want to tattle. That's not cool. 14:19.079 --> 14:22.120 True, and you don't have any evidence. They might even see it the other way. 14:22.199 --> 14:24.439 You took your shirt off. Who was really harassed, you know? 14:24.520 --> 14:26.640 -Mm. -You gotta be kidding. 14:26.719 --> 14:28.719 It was hard for you to find a job this time around. 14:28.800 --> 14:30.479 -True. -I'd just leave it alone. 14:30.560 --> 14:32.560 -I would report it. -I'd probably bang her. 14:35.439 --> 14:37.160 -You know what I need? -A beer. 14:37.240 --> 14:38.760 Professional advice. 14:38.839 --> 14:40.800 You guys are great. Not what I'm talking about. 14:40.880 --> 14:43.280 But you're not accustomed to top-level work like me. 14:44.520 --> 14:46.680 So finding help can be a problem. 14:48.280 --> 14:50.760 -I think I know someone. -Really? 14:51.680 --> 14:52.959 Take a guess. 14:56.199 --> 14:57.520 I DON'T RUN AWAY I CHANGE 14:57.599 --> 14:59.360 REDISCOVER YOUR TRUE POTENTIAL 15:00.319 --> 15:03.000 -Bram, man, that was great. -Thank you. 15:03.079 --> 15:06.120 Hey, don't forget, vulnerable is the new macho. 15:06.199 --> 15:09.199 Hey, Bram! 15:09.280 --> 15:11.680 -Bram. Bram! -Oh, Jesus. 15:11.760 --> 15:15.120 Oh wow. Hey, cool T-shirts, man. Can I buy one, or what? 15:15.199 --> 15:18.120 Please, Bram, hang on. We took the day off to find you. 15:18.199 --> 15:19.880 We drove all the way from the Netherlands. Come on. 15:19.959 --> 15:22.079 You have any idea how bad the mileage is on this? 15:22.160 --> 15:24.360 What do you want? You got your diplomas, didn't you? 15:24.439 --> 15:27.719 -Yeah, we still have some questions. -How about you ask him? He's the expert. 15:27.800 --> 15:30.319 No, the thing is, he got canceled. He sees things differently. 15:30.400 --> 15:31.920 -Yeah, totally. -Of course you do. 15:32.000 --> 15:34.000 Okay, listen, Bram. I'm really sorry. 15:34.079 --> 15:37.120 The Rooster thing was a mistake, and I'll never do that ever again. 15:37.199 --> 15:40.959 Come on, Bram. Have you had lunch yet? Hey, Mike's buying. 15:41.040 --> 15:43.000 Eh? Just let me park. 15:43.079 --> 15:46.280 Okay, yeah. Cool. Let's… Yeah. 15:55.199 --> 15:56.800 And then, get this. 15:56.880 --> 15:59.719 She asked why a man as good-looking as him would pay a lady for sex. 15:59.800 --> 16:01.880 And she slid her hand down to his thigh. 16:01.959 --> 16:05.160 Yeah, and then she forced him to remove his shirt while she was watching. 16:05.240 --> 16:08.000 -Hang on, she didn't force it. -No, wait a second. 16:08.079 --> 16:12.120 Mike, this does sound like a classic case of sexual harassment. 16:12.199 --> 16:13.640 -Yeah? -Shouldn't he file a report? 16:13.719 --> 16:15.800 Absolutely. Setting boundaries is critical. 16:15.880 --> 16:18.160 But why couldn't Mike just forget about it and bang her? 16:18.240 --> 16:20.120 That would be so much easier. 16:20.199 --> 16:23.479 And, uh, if he performs well, he might be up for a raise, right? 16:23.560 --> 16:26.640 Sexual relationships in the workplace are highly problematic. 16:26.719 --> 16:30.120 Hmm. And, uh, is that true in all cases? 16:32.640 --> 16:35.120 Let's say, for instance, it's not your boss. 16:35.199 --> 16:37.680 Maybe it's a colleague, for example. 16:37.760 --> 16:40.400 Horizontal relationships between equals are permitted. 16:41.520 --> 16:44.479 But obviously active consent is essential. 16:45.079 --> 16:48.280 -Of course. -You better knock before you enter, Ief. 16:48.359 --> 16:51.000 "Knock, knock, who's there? It's Ivo." 16:51.079 --> 16:53.760 This is important, Danny. Silence doesn't mean yes. 16:53.839 --> 16:56.599 A sexy dress doesn't either. Even a kiss isn't consent. 16:56.680 --> 16:58.319 -You serious? -Only yes means yes. 16:58.400 --> 17:01.680 -Yeah. -And how about you, Greg? Huh? 17:01.760 --> 17:03.920 Have you processed your wife's infidelity? 17:05.240 --> 17:08.879 Um, we managed to make it through with love and empathy. 17:08.960 --> 17:11.599 -Mm-hmm. -And very expensive therapy. Yeah. 17:11.680 --> 17:12.880 He has an open relationship. 17:12.960 --> 17:16.399 Yeah, except he still isn't having sex. Not with his wife or anybody else, right? 17:16.480 --> 17:18.839 -We're busy, that's all. -That excuse never gets old. 17:18.919 --> 17:21.200 The new man doesn't need sex for validation. 17:21.280 --> 17:24.159 Ha, see? We're not all roosters here, Danny. 17:24.240 --> 17:26.200 My business partner is gay, you guys. 17:26.280 --> 17:28.280 -Queer. -And queer, yep. 17:28.359 --> 17:30.640 I'm more modern than the three of you put together. 17:30.720 --> 17:34.480 -Great. Glad my course wasn't for nothing. -Bram, one more thing. 17:35.159 --> 17:40.520 Can a guy who's a homo also… be toxically masculine? 17:41.280 --> 17:42.640 Yeah, of course. 17:42.720 --> 17:45.000 Okay, okay, so even for a "queer" man, 17:45.080 --> 17:47.040 it'd be bad to give a lady's butt a good slap? 17:47.120 --> 17:48.320 Ugh. 17:48.399 --> 17:52.280 -Relax, you guys. I'm just checking, okay? -Yeah, very good. 17:52.360 --> 17:56.080 Thanks for lunch. Uh, the T-shirts, you can buy from our site. 17:56.159 --> 17:59.760 Use the code "I never run, I do the work," and you'll get 15% off. 17:59.840 --> 18:02.600 -Uh, lowercase? -Yeah, all lowercase. 18:02.680 --> 18:04.640 'Kay, let's get the check so we can head home. 18:04.720 --> 18:08.240 What? Why, man? This is fantastic. We got sun, sea, and sand. 18:08.320 --> 18:10.800 What's the difference if we head home now or in a few hours? 18:10.880 --> 18:12.680 Come on, Greg. 18:12.760 --> 18:14.360 We've got time, man. 18:15.200 --> 18:17.280 Hey, honey. Hey. So here's the thing. 18:17.360 --> 18:20.240 The tunnel is closed. A Mack truck fell over. 18:20.320 --> 18:21.919 Yeah, so? 18:22.000 --> 18:25.720 I'm definitely gonna be delayed, but I'm gonna be back for dinner. 18:25.800 --> 18:26.880 That shouldn't be an issue. 18:26.960 --> 18:29.560 Jesus, Greg. I have my theater class. You know that. 18:29.640 --> 18:32.200 Well, just call my mother. She'll be glad to babysit. 18:32.280 --> 18:36.280 Really, you think? I doubt your mom's forgiven me for my adventure. 18:36.360 --> 18:38.480 -Come on, use your turn signal. -Okay, well, um… 18:38.560 --> 18:40.919 But I can't get there right now. It's out of my control. 18:41.000 --> 18:43.760 It's never in your control with those morons, is it? 18:45.960 --> 18:48.360 Well, perfect. She's pissed as hell. 18:48.440 --> 18:50.480 All the more reason to party hard. 18:50.560 --> 18:53.800 If Merel's gonna smash your nuts anyway, we better make this well worth it. 18:53.880 --> 18:55.880 -Yeah. -Come on, guys. 18:55.960 --> 18:58.240 -Party! Party! -All right. 18:58.320 --> 19:01.679 Yeah. I wanted to tell you right away, but I couldn't find the right moment. 19:01.760 --> 19:06.360 Oh. Um, so how about treatment? What's the deal? 19:07.280 --> 19:09.919 -Well, it would be best to operate now. -Oh. 19:10.000 --> 19:11.840 Unless I want children. 19:11.919 --> 19:14.760 Oh, then what are we waiting for? 19:17.320 --> 19:21.200 -Armand, I'm not ready to decide yet. -Whether you want children? 19:21.280 --> 19:23.200 Yes, exactly. 19:25.280 --> 19:27.840 And, um, how it might work. 19:27.919 --> 19:30.840 Probably IVF. It could save time. Could be a good option for you. 19:31.800 --> 19:37.320 Uh, I meant more whether I'd want someone along for the ride or do it alone. 19:38.640 --> 19:41.000 Well, you'd need another person to help out at some point. 19:41.080 --> 19:42.960 Sweetheart. 19:43.040 --> 19:45.760 All day I see these fights with different couples. 19:45.840 --> 19:47.600 And somehow, their kids are always weapons. 19:47.679 --> 19:49.679 So you're assuming we're not gonna last, is that it? 19:49.760 --> 19:53.000 Well, yeah, many couples that have kids don't last. 19:53.080 --> 19:55.120 -One in three. The statistics don't lie. -Mm. 19:55.200 --> 19:57.760 And I really want things to stay good between us, honey. I do. 19:57.840 --> 20:01.960 I get that, but you don't have to be so worried about it, okay? 20:02.919 --> 20:05.080 'Cause I'm a very good father. 20:05.159 --> 20:06.640 -Yeah. -Hmm. 20:06.720 --> 20:08.000 Just ask Enzo. 20:08.080 --> 20:09.200 Mm. 20:11.120 --> 20:12.520 I'm gonna shower. 20:27.440 --> 20:29.159 Sorry. 20:31.080 --> 20:32.120 Sorry. 20:37.280 --> 20:39.320 Sorry. 20:39.399 --> 20:40.560 Sorry. 20:46.080 --> 20:48.640 Gotta say, he's good. 20:52.760 --> 20:55.560 Well done. Very good. Very good. 20:56.360 --> 20:59.040 -For the latecomers… -Yeah. Sorry. 20:59.120 --> 21:02.120 …the idea here is that you show something on stage 21:02.200 --> 21:04.520 that would be very inappropriate to do in public, 21:04.600 --> 21:09.240 because acting always involves overriding your sense of shame. 21:10.080 --> 21:11.720 Okay, next. 21:11.800 --> 21:13.280 Great work. Thank you. 21:14.280 --> 21:15.720 What are you gonna do? 21:16.760 --> 21:17.720 Switch this out. 21:18.679 --> 21:20.040 -Oh, really? -Yeah. 21:20.120 --> 21:22.720 Who's next? 21:42.399 --> 21:44.040 Here you are, ladies. 21:44.120 --> 21:49.480 Hey, see? God, we pay out of our asses, and they get everything for free. 21:49.560 --> 21:51.919 Whoa. Man. 21:52.000 --> 21:55.960 -I mean, don't you think that's sexist? -They're cool with it, Greg. 21:56.040 --> 21:57.000 What's he doing? 21:57.679 --> 22:01.520 -Oh, he's checking in on our new maid. -He's watching the camera. 22:01.600 --> 22:05.520 -He's Bulgarian. -Hang on, your new maid is a man? 22:05.600 --> 22:07.159 -Yes. -So what's wrong with that? 22:07.240 --> 22:12.120 Look, this guy's always parading around my living room in nothing but his boxers. 22:12.200 --> 22:14.000 Yeah, well, who cares? Look on the bright side. 22:14.080 --> 22:15.960 Danny does too, but doesn't do chores. 22:16.040 --> 22:18.200 No, dear God. Hand me a drink. 22:21.439 --> 22:24.560 You heard anything from Stevie recently? Has she reached out? 22:24.640 --> 22:30.040 Nah, she's, uh, still got a lot going on with her Good Life channel, so… 22:30.120 --> 22:33.320 Well, her life isn't good at the moment. 22:33.399 --> 22:36.480 She was caught on camera getting wasted, and now she's canceled. 22:36.560 --> 22:38.520 Oh man. 22:38.600 --> 22:41.320 -Now she knows how it feels. -Hey now. 22:41.399 --> 22:45.840 Listen, I tried my best, guys. Tried to make contact. 22:45.919 --> 22:47.919 But she doesn't want that. 22:48.000 --> 22:50.280 Might not be a bad idea for you to start posting. 22:50.360 --> 22:54.240 "Good Life with Mikey." I bet she'd get in touch then. 22:58.159 --> 23:00.880 -Yeah. Yeah. -Hey, Mike. Ask the blonde there, man. 23:00.960 --> 23:02.280 Hmm? Knock it off. 23:02.360 --> 23:04.560 -Take that stupid vest off. -No. 23:04.640 --> 23:07.520 -Another delicious cocktail? -Here we go. 23:07.600 --> 23:09.159 -Sounds good. -Yep. 23:11.399 --> 23:16.000 It was horrible. I didn't recognize myself anymore. 23:16.080 --> 23:19.120 Um, usually now, when I have photos I want to post, I, uh… 23:19.200 --> 23:21.800 I have to add the hashtag #BodyPositivity. 23:21.880 --> 23:25.080 Otherwise, they'll all say… they'll all say I'm fat. 23:26.919 --> 23:28.560 Sometimes I feel so empty. 23:29.320 --> 23:32.439 But my followers don't care how I feel or what I've experienced. 23:32.520 --> 23:35.080 All they want is new content. That's it. 23:35.159 --> 23:38.880 Then I feel pressure to… to create some artificial drama. 23:40.000 --> 23:42.840 -My followers have no lives. -This is silly. 23:42.919 --> 23:45.679 The other day, I made a video with my puppy and posted it. 23:45.760 --> 23:49.399 Big mistake. Everyone got all angry because I didn't have her consent. 23:49.480 --> 23:50.720 I went through that too. 23:50.800 --> 23:54.040 Yeah, I looked at the comments. Everybody was tagging Animal Rights Watch. 23:54.120 --> 23:55.919 -It's so bizarre. -Totally. 23:58.360 --> 24:00.640 Come on, say something, Ms. Stevie. 24:04.320 --> 24:05.480 Yeah. 24:08.600 --> 24:12.280 She's still got a whole lot of trauma. I'm sorry. 24:13.439 --> 24:16.040 Listen, guys, I want to be honest here. 24:16.120 --> 24:20.520 Yep. It's all true. I was fucked up. I was stoned. 24:20.600 --> 24:23.120 And it was an incredible few hours. 24:23.720 --> 24:27.200 I mean, Jesus, these awards ceremonies are insanely dull. 24:28.439 --> 24:31.960 And okay, the spiked drink story, uh, was a load of crap. 24:32.040 --> 24:33.520 But, guys, my hands were tied. 24:33.600 --> 24:36.560 I was losing brand deals because of all your stupid memes 24:36.640 --> 24:41.159 and comments saying I was a dumb liar and a druggie and a fake bitch. 24:41.240 --> 24:44.679 And you know what? Turns out you guys are fake, and not me. 24:44.760 --> 24:46.000 See ya. 24:47.360 --> 24:50.560 -What are you doing? -Heading out. I'm cured now. 24:50.640 --> 24:52.120 Oh, really? 24:52.200 --> 24:53.640 M-M-Miss, wait. 24:53.720 --> 24:56.760 No, Andrea. I don't care anymore how many of my followers leave me. 24:56.840 --> 24:58.399 It's over. I'm done. 24:58.480 --> 25:00.439 I have something for you. 25:00.520 --> 25:03.000 El señor Mike. 25:03.080 --> 25:05.600 Looks like he's right nearby. 25:11.280 --> 25:14.560 Hey, Ivo. Thought you took the day off. 25:14.640 --> 25:16.240 Yeah, I'm not calling about work. 25:16.320 --> 25:21.080 I was wondering if you wanted to meet up later for that drink. 25:21.720 --> 25:25.040 Definitely, but, um, I thought you weren't comfortable doing that. 25:25.120 --> 25:27.880 I spoke to my coach, and he said there's no problem with it. 25:27.960 --> 25:32.520 Yeah, glad we can be friends now that your coach signed off on it. 25:32.600 --> 25:35.240 Right. So if you're still up for it, 25:35.320 --> 25:39.679 then I think it'd be great to grab a drink maybe sometime tomorrow. 25:39.760 --> 25:41.360 Sure, I think that would be great. 25:41.439 --> 25:43.159 Oh man. Okay. 25:43.240 --> 25:44.520 Tomorrow, then. 25:45.840 --> 25:50.120 Don't forget, consent is explicit. Only yes is a yes. 25:50.199 --> 25:53.679 -Uh, she said yes. -But she might change her mind tomorrow. 25:53.760 --> 25:57.840 So, Ief, you better film her the second she says she'll bang you. You need proof. 25:57.919 --> 26:00.880 "Hey, that feels great, but would you mind if I asked you something?" 26:00.960 --> 26:05.720 Guys, let me introduce you to Natasha. And… what's your name again? 26:05.800 --> 26:08.360 -Svetlana. -Svetlana. 26:08.439 --> 26:11.960 Guys, one of their boyfriends, I think it's Natasha's, 26:12.040 --> 26:15.520 is throwing a party at his villa tonight, and we're invited. 26:16.120 --> 26:18.000 Okay. 26:18.080 --> 26:21.840 I have to take this. It's me. Yeah? 26:21.919 --> 26:25.919 Hey, honey, so guess what? We're still stuck out here. 26:26.000 --> 26:29.080 -We'll be here overnight. -Oh wow. You've got some nerve, huh? 26:29.159 --> 26:33.000 It's just a fluke. This whole thing is dumb, dumb blind luck. 26:33.080 --> 26:35.880 -How was your class? -I'll tell you when you get back later. 26:35.960 --> 26:40.000 -I think you'll be asleep by then. -Hey, I wouldn't be so sure, Greg. 26:41.399 --> 26:42.960 Fuck. 26:43.919 --> 26:47.199 -Hey, you coming for a drink? -No, sorry. I should get going. 26:47.280 --> 26:49.480 My mother-in-law is babysitting. 26:50.880 --> 26:54.640 Francis, hey, listen. So I won't be back until later. 26:54.720 --> 26:57.679 If you could feed the kids some dinner, I'd appreciate it. 26:57.760 --> 27:00.640 Yep, there's a spinach salad in the fridge. 27:03.720 --> 27:05.919 -Whoa. -Oh man. 27:10.240 --> 27:12.960 -How much did this cost? -No idea, Ief. 27:13.040 --> 27:14.800 Appraise it for us. Go ahead. 27:14.880 --> 27:16.720 Natasha's friend is definitely a drug dealer. 27:16.800 --> 27:18.360 Or maybe a Russian oligarch. 27:18.439 --> 27:21.640 -All their accounts have been frozen. -Well, then he's got a piggy bank. 27:21.720 --> 27:25.159 Hey, that's stereotyping, Greg. We don't know if he's from Russia. 27:25.240 --> 27:27.960 Drinks, boys. Let's get some drinks. 27:28.880 --> 27:30.880 Ooh, yes, please. 27:30.960 --> 27:33.520 -No, thanks. -What, you still on your health craze? 27:33.600 --> 27:36.880 -Or you afraid there's polonium in it? -Who knows, bro? 27:41.760 --> 27:45.120 It's crazy. This is just like a rap video, guys, right? 27:45.199 --> 27:47.040 Just wait, you always find something wrong. 27:47.120 --> 27:48.880 Did we walk into paradise, gentlemen? 27:48.960 --> 27:51.840 Wait, how do we know these ladies aren't prostitutes, you guys? 27:51.919 --> 27:53.760 Sex workers. 27:53.840 --> 27:56.720 Ask Mike. He's the resident expert. 27:56.800 --> 27:59.360 -Guys, you are here. -Hey. 27:59.439 --> 28:03.240 -Let me introduce you to Victor. -Oh no, that's not necessary. 28:03.320 --> 28:05.640 -Why not? Meeting an oligarch sounds cool. -Hmm? 28:06.840 --> 28:10.240 Hmm. Well, he's finally happy. Hmm? Off to Victor. 28:10.320 --> 28:12.880 I'm gonna dance. Will you come with me? 28:13.840 --> 28:15.439 Mm. 28:16.360 --> 28:19.240 Damn. This is bullshit. There's no signal here. 28:19.320 --> 28:23.480 Yeah, right. Because it's getting blocked by his nuclear defense system. Yep. 28:23.560 --> 28:24.480 Yeah. 28:41.760 --> 28:43.800 -Hi, Francis, I'm back. -Shh. They're finally asleep. 28:43.879 --> 28:45.639 -Quiet. -Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. 28:45.720 --> 28:47.439 We went late because it was the first class. 28:47.520 --> 28:49.199 Until one in the morning? 28:49.280 --> 28:52.199 Yeah, my teacher is very long-winded. 28:52.280 --> 28:53.800 Merel, you're not even sober. 28:53.879 --> 28:57.600 No, it's just a method we use in class to get more relaxed. 28:57.679 --> 29:02.280 I swear to you, if you cheat on my son, or if you break his heart, you better run. 29:02.360 --> 29:05.800 Listen, trust me, it's a little more complicated than that. 29:05.879 --> 29:07.439 Wait, wait. 29:07.520 --> 29:11.480 Would you mind not telling Greg? It's not gonna help anything. 29:11.560 --> 29:13.040 Good night. 29:13.120 --> 29:15.120 It's a nice house, definitely. 29:15.199 --> 29:20.520 But as a professional architect, I do have some little, uh, tips. 29:21.800 --> 29:26.520 The master bedroom, for instance, it's, um, on the same side as the pool. 29:26.600 --> 29:27.959 That's a big mistake. 29:28.040 --> 29:32.199 Because you take a nice nap, and then you hear the children playing outside. 29:32.280 --> 29:36.360 There are no children here. Only good-looking women. 29:36.439 --> 29:40.959 Uh, yes, uh… That's another thing, uh, Victor. 29:45.639 --> 29:51.040 Uh… Does the phrase "toxic masculinity" mean anything to you? 29:52.600 --> 29:54.159 What the fuck are you talking about? 29:54.240 --> 29:58.600 Uh, the women, they are treated as sex objects. 29:58.679 --> 30:01.399 And also very, very young. 30:02.320 --> 30:05.280 Yeah, who like old women? 30:05.879 --> 30:11.679 No, yeah, but don't you ever wonder if they also like you? 30:12.679 --> 30:14.240 Of course they do. 30:15.760 --> 30:18.320 Do you like me? 30:18.399 --> 30:20.280 Why wouldn't they like me? 30:21.360 --> 30:23.040 Right, okay. 30:23.120 --> 30:26.040 Victor, it was really nice talking to you. 30:26.120 --> 30:29.120 I'm just gonna go check on my friend. He looks a bit lonely. 30:29.199 --> 30:31.600 What's wrong? Is he not enjoying himself? 30:31.679 --> 30:34.840 Agnieszka, go talk to this guy. 30:35.360 --> 30:37.000 Show him some good time. 30:37.800 --> 30:42.040 Oh, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. That's… That's not necessary. 30:42.120 --> 30:44.919 No. Uh, no, no. He's just afraid of the polonium, so, uh, that's all. 30:45.000 --> 30:48.080 He's a cop, so, uh… Yeah. 30:49.879 --> 30:51.280 Um, yeah. 30:57.720 --> 31:02.040 Get them out of here. One's a cop, and the other one has a big mouth. 31:02.120 --> 31:03.159 Hmm. 31:24.240 --> 31:25.720 Whoo! Whoa! 31:25.800 --> 31:28.360 Come on. 31:28.439 --> 31:29.639 Oh, fuck! 31:29.720 --> 31:32.399 Hey, stop, I didn't do anything. 31:32.480 --> 31:36.800 Ow, fuck. Wait. Hey! 31:36.879 --> 31:40.480 Open up! Our friend is still inside. Open up. 31:41.080 --> 31:44.399 Okay, okay, no problem. We're… We're not that close anyway. 31:44.480 --> 31:46.919 Weapons are phallic symbols of fragile masculinity. 31:47.000 --> 31:48.120 Shut your mouth, idiot. 31:48.199 --> 31:50.840 -Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! -Okay, no, we're going. We're going. 31:50.919 --> 31:51.959 Go. We're going! 31:52.040 --> 31:54.919 Ivo, what the hell? How come you only act tough around gangsters? 31:55.000 --> 31:55.879 What was that? 31:55.959 --> 31:58.600 This moron made it his mission to educate the oligarch. 31:58.679 --> 31:59.840 -You serious? -Yeah. 31:59.919 --> 32:02.240 Okay, now what? We can't leave Mike behind in there. 32:02.320 --> 32:04.560 -What are we supposed to do? -Not picking up. 32:04.639 --> 32:07.679 -Distracted posting selfies, probably. -Ugh. 32:07.760 --> 32:10.080 I bet he'll call soon. Mm. 32:16.120 --> 32:19.439 Is this your content creator comeback, Mike? 32:19.959 --> 32:25.000 -What? What are you doing here? -Well, I could ask you the same. 32:25.840 --> 32:29.159 Well, I don't know. I've been out for the day with the boys. 32:29.240 --> 32:30.760 Yeah, look. 32:30.840 --> 32:35.040 You tagged every post with your location. 32:35.840 --> 32:39.360 I can't help but feel like you wanted me to know where you were tonight. 32:40.639 --> 32:43.439 I… Uh, great, thank you. 32:43.959 --> 32:45.240 Here you go. 32:45.760 --> 32:47.840 Oh. It's not spiked, so don't worry. 32:48.439 --> 32:50.760 What? You follow me still? 't worry.