WEBVTT 00:12.559 --> 00:15.000 I thought I was dying. I swear. 00:15.080 --> 00:18.320 I saw my life passing before my eyes, sort of like a movie. 00:18.400 --> 00:20.080 What kind? 00:20.160 --> 00:22.959 It wasn't an action movie, I'm guessing, right Yücel? 00:23.040 --> 00:27.639 -The doc said I was lucky to be here. -Let's go easy on the döner for a while. 00:27.720 --> 00:29.639 Okay. Well, we gotta go, but… hey. 00:29.720 --> 00:31.720 Oh, sorry. My bad. Hang in there. 00:31.799 --> 00:33.400 Hey, see you soon. 00:33.480 --> 00:36.960 Do you have a new partner? Don't get too attached. I will return. 00:37.040 --> 00:38.320 I know. 00:38.400 --> 00:40.600 Yeah, okay. Come. Great. 00:40.680 --> 00:43.080 -Take care! -I will return. 00:45.720 --> 00:49.960 And they call themselves the stronger sex. Unbelievable. 00:50.040 --> 00:51.520 Merel, this is a one-way street. 00:51.599 --> 00:53.000 -Who cares? -Merel, I care! 00:53.080 --> 00:56.720 -It's illegal! -And, what? You're gonna fine me? 01:00.360 --> 01:03.800 -Go get 'em. Be vigilant and helpful. -Yeah. 01:07.560 --> 01:09.600 -Oh. Greg? -Yeah? 01:09.680 --> 01:12.160 -I'm Nadja. Your new partner. -Oh. 01:12.240 --> 01:14.080 -I'm Yücel's replacement. -That's great. 01:14.160 --> 01:16.040 Uh, that's… that's taken care of. 01:16.119 --> 01:17.720 -Yeah. It's good. -Yeah. 01:20.280 --> 01:21.880 Hi. Yoo-hoo. 01:21.960 --> 01:23.960 I'm Merel. I'm his wife. 01:25.839 --> 01:28.040 -Shall we go? -Yeah. Sure. Okay. 01:28.880 --> 01:29.960 Have a great day, hon. 01:35.600 --> 01:39.839 ROOSTERS 01:39.920 --> 01:43.119 Now, we're meeting this morning to create the limited liability company 01:43.199 --> 01:45.000 "Love Goes Through the Mouth." 01:45.759 --> 01:49.160 -Isn't it "through the stomach," though? -Yeah, through the mouth, to the stomach. 01:50.320 --> 01:55.280 75% of the company will be owned by Harm Andreas Schouwenaar. 01:55.360 --> 01:58.759 And the remaining shares will go to Ms. Christine Maria de Waal. 01:58.839 --> 02:01.000 -Will you please sign this? -Yes. 02:01.080 --> 02:03.360 -There you go. Mm. -Thank you. 02:03.440 --> 02:06.640 Thanks, and, uh, it's great to have that done now. 02:06.720 --> 02:10.400 At least you're not gonna have an affair with your associate's partner this time. 02:10.479 --> 02:13.320 So you've got that going for you. 02:13.400 --> 02:14.360 Come, let's get a drink. 02:14.440 --> 02:18.080 Or you can just come to the restaurant and bring Armand, of course. 02:18.160 --> 02:21.400 I have to take this. How'd it go? 02:21.480 --> 02:22.880 -Bye, Dan! -Bye. 02:22.959 --> 02:24.040 Yeah? 02:26.799 --> 02:30.320 Well, you're officially looking at an entrepreneur. 02:30.400 --> 02:32.000 Come, let's get a drink. 02:33.480 --> 02:36.640 I got you Earl Grey because we're out of spearmint. 02:40.120 --> 02:44.239 I will go to the store today and get you some more tea. 02:46.040 --> 02:48.560 Oh, come on, Mom. Dad's not the best you can do, is he? 02:48.640 --> 02:51.400 -Uh-uh. -She has a right to be sad. 02:52.000 --> 02:55.400 -Hey, how about you try Tinder? -Tinder? 02:55.480 --> 02:57.920 Sleep with ten people, and you're good. It worked for Dad. 02:58.000 --> 02:58.920 -No. -What? 03:01.200 --> 03:04.440 You've slept with ten other women? 03:04.519 --> 03:05.640 Ooh. 03:05.720 --> 03:09.360 Nine. Yeah. You were tenth. But I don't count you, really. 03:09.440 --> 03:12.320 You don't count me? 03:12.399 --> 03:15.760 Mom, I'll download it for you right now if you want. 03:15.840 --> 03:18.120 Tess, one minute, please? 03:23.200 --> 03:25.160 I don't think this is a great idea. 03:25.239 --> 03:27.880 Mom is quite raw at the moment, and some guys on Tinder are idiots. 03:27.959 --> 03:30.959 -Want your profile reactivated? -I've got better things to do. 03:31.040 --> 03:32.399 Oh. Like what? 03:33.239 --> 03:34.880 I'm working on my career. 03:34.959 --> 03:36.920 Architecture? Don't give me that. 03:37.000 --> 03:38.080 Hey, I could still do it. 03:38.160 --> 03:41.720 Yeah, for sure. Or be an astronaut or a pro football player. 03:42.399 --> 03:43.440 Save it for Tinder. 03:45.359 --> 03:47.399 -I'm so sorry, sweetheart. -I know. 04:01.480 --> 04:03.679 Hey, they've got a great kebab. You want a bite to eat? 04:03.760 --> 04:07.359 I don't eat fast food. It's like poison for the body, man. 04:07.440 --> 04:12.160 Yeah, yeah, it is. I was testing you. I don't eat that. 04:15.799 --> 04:17.599 Yücel ate fast food. 04:17.680 --> 04:19.640 -Look! Over there. -What? 04:19.719 --> 04:22.160 -He's stealing her purse. -Where? Oh! Yeah. 04:22.240 --> 04:24.320 -You stay here. I'll go after him. -You sure? 04:24.400 --> 04:27.400 Yeah. Stop! Police! Stop where you are! 04:27.479 --> 04:30.080 There! There! There! 04:30.160 --> 04:33.880 Stop! 04:36.520 --> 04:37.880 I'll cover you. 04:41.160 --> 04:42.599 Are you nervous? 04:44.200 --> 04:50.560 Well, to be honest, it's sort of been a while for me, so… yeah. 04:50.640 --> 04:54.880 Well, I can already tell that you will be great. 04:55.720 --> 05:00.320 Oh, and by the way, our show Dutch Mermaids is premiering tonight. 05:00.400 --> 05:04.200 A lot of important people will be there, and I'll introduce you to everyone. Mm? 05:04.800 --> 05:10.120 -Bring someone with you. Your girlfriend? -Yeah. Yeah. 05:10.840 --> 05:14.039 Yeah, I'll just, uh… I have to see if she's free to come. 05:16.000 --> 05:19.720 -Fine dining and cocktails, basically. -Yeah, fine dining and cocktails. 05:19.800 --> 05:23.520 This is the main bar. Not your average dive, as you can see. 05:23.599 --> 05:26.720 Oh, Marco. This is Danny, the new bartender. 05:26.800 --> 05:31.680 -Marco is in charge of styling. -Oh. Yeah, well, beautiful… decorating. 05:31.760 --> 05:34.520 If you ever need any tips, let me know. Happy to help. 05:34.599 --> 05:39.160 And this is Eddie. Our chef. We stole him away from the competition. 05:39.240 --> 05:42.400 -And who do we have here? -This is Danny, the new barman. 05:42.479 --> 05:44.240 -And… -And associate. 05:44.320 --> 05:45.359 -Hi. -Hey. 05:45.440 --> 05:47.720 Mwah! Mwah! Oh, excuse me. 05:48.320 --> 05:51.200 -Yeah? -Oh, and this is Frank, our handyman. 05:51.280 --> 05:53.640 Hey, man. 05:53.720 --> 05:55.760 Hey, cutie pie. 06:02.919 --> 06:05.800 And even the handyman gave me a kiss. 06:05.880 --> 06:08.760 Have any of you ever met a gay maintenance guy? 06:08.840 --> 06:10.640 What's the problem? As long as he's good. 06:11.880 --> 06:13.200 Ah. 06:13.280 --> 06:14.680 I wonder why I'm doing any of this. 06:14.760 --> 06:16.520 It's not like Pam wants me back. 06:16.599 --> 06:18.840 So you won't sit on my couch, playing with your balls. 06:18.919 --> 06:21.840 -Here are some balls for you. -Whoa! 06:21.919 --> 06:24.479 One minute, one minute. A Tinder match. 06:24.560 --> 06:27.960 Is this supposed to be your way of getting over Pam? Ten women? 06:28.039 --> 06:29.720 The more the merrier. 06:29.799 --> 06:32.440 -Okay, beer? -Yeah. 06:32.520 --> 06:33.919 Are you serious? Now? 06:34.000 --> 06:36.039 Deborah, she's 38. 06:36.120 --> 06:37.720 Whoa! 06:37.799 --> 06:42.200 And… her degree is in quantum mechanics. Yeah. 06:42.280 --> 06:44.120 Not really your type, huh? 06:44.200 --> 06:47.039 What? You know Pam's a frickin' lawyer, isn't she? 06:47.120 --> 06:49.479 -Right. -You looking for someone new, Ief? 06:49.560 --> 06:52.919 Uh, no. But I might start looking for a new job. 06:53.000 --> 06:55.240 -Danny wants to hire a straight guy. -Yeah. 06:55.320 --> 06:57.720 No, it's because I'm a coward 06:57.799 --> 06:59.880 for not chasing my dreams, according to Tess. 06:59.960 --> 07:03.240 Well, she's right. Come on, man. You studied architecture. 07:03.320 --> 07:06.160 You should be designing cool stuff, not selling townhomes. 07:06.240 --> 07:07.400 I still do design work. 07:07.479 --> 07:10.919 I recently had an idea for an inclusive office building. 07:11.000 --> 07:14.039 "Inclus-Ivo." 07:14.120 --> 07:15.440 Hey, Levi. It's Mike. 07:15.520 --> 07:17.599 You have a steady salary. That's worth something. 07:17.680 --> 07:19.200 And I'm keeping that salary for now. 07:19.280 --> 07:23.039 A friend of mine is an architect, and he's extremely talented. 07:23.120 --> 07:25.200 -No, no-- -Mind meeting him if he swung by? 07:25.280 --> 07:26.520 -What are you doing? -Levi. 07:26.599 --> 07:29.440 He did my villa. His firm is top, top… One moment. 07:29.520 --> 07:31.760 Absolutely. He has some great ideas. 07:31.840 --> 07:33.919 Well, I can see if he's free to join you tonight. 07:34.000 --> 07:36.239 -Mike? Mike? -Cool. All right. 07:36.320 --> 07:37.359 It's all settled. 07:37.440 --> 07:40.000 You're having dinner tonight, and you're treating. 07:40.080 --> 07:43.880 And Levi likes inclusive. Inclusive of fine wine, I mean. 07:43.960 --> 07:46.359 -Now, that's "inclus-Ivo." Huh? Thanks. -Yeah. 07:46.440 --> 07:47.960 I did it! 07:48.039 --> 07:52.000 The papers are all signed, and the divorce is official. 07:52.080 --> 07:53.960 -What? -Yes. 07:54.039 --> 07:56.320 Aw, congrats. 07:56.400 --> 07:57.679 Mwah. 07:57.760 --> 07:59.359 Now there's only one thing for me to ask. 07:59.440 --> 08:01.640 I already sent you an invoice. 08:01.719 --> 08:03.280 And that is 08:04.039 --> 08:05.159 will you be my wife? 08:06.320 --> 08:08.840 God, here we go again. 08:11.679 --> 08:14.239 -This is… -Hey. 08:14.919 --> 08:19.000 Why are all men constantly making promises they can't keep? What is that? 08:19.080 --> 08:20.039 That's not me. 08:20.120 --> 08:23.440 I want nothing more than to spend my life married to you. 08:24.679 --> 08:28.520 How the hell do you know that? We've only just met. 08:28.599 --> 08:31.239 Never in my life have I felt what I feel for you, 08:31.320 --> 08:33.120 and I want to celebrate that with a wedding. 08:35.959 --> 08:37.760 Sweetheart, listen. 08:37.840 --> 08:40.400 There are a few things I know for sure in my life. 08:40.480 --> 08:42.360 -I hate camping. -Mm-hmm. 08:42.440 --> 08:46.400 I don't wear fast fashion, and I will never ever get married. 08:46.959 --> 08:48.560 Proost. 08:52.400 --> 08:53.880 Unbelievable. 08:56.160 --> 09:00.320 So light is transmitted not only in waves but also in small packets, 09:00.400 --> 09:02.199 like a line of Uber Eats. 09:02.280 --> 09:05.360 -Sorry, what now? -I've been studying. 09:05.440 --> 09:07.480 Tonight I'm gonna impress my date. 09:07.560 --> 09:10.160 Wouldn't it be better to study a thing she doesn't know about? 09:10.240 --> 09:12.920 -For sure. -Uh, literature and philosophy. 09:13.000 --> 09:15.520 -Should we get another beer after this? -Yeah. 09:15.600 --> 09:19.680 No, sorry. I have to go to this premiere. 09:19.760 --> 09:22.920 -Plus, I still need a date. -Just go alone. 09:23.000 --> 09:25.760 Nah, I want my boss to think I'm taken. 09:25.839 --> 09:27.880 -Why do you want that? -It's better for my image. 09:27.959 --> 09:31.240 Merel could go with you. She loves glitter and glamour. 09:31.320 --> 09:34.600 -Yeah, but no, thanks. -Why not take Merel? 09:34.680 --> 09:36.360 It's better for his image. 09:36.440 --> 09:40.280 -Well, you can just hire a companion. -An escort? No way. 09:40.360 --> 09:42.880 It's really common, at least for businessmen. 09:42.959 --> 09:45.920 Here. A classy date for a classy guy. 09:49.079 --> 09:51.760 Bam. Bam. Oh! This one's pretty. Look! 09:51.839 --> 09:55.640 -Stop it, Danny. They're prostitutes. -Sex workers. 09:55.720 --> 09:59.360 You don't have to do anything with her. Just say she's your partner. 09:59.440 --> 10:01.280 I've got a new partner. 10:01.360 --> 10:02.680 Yeah. Her name is Nadja. 10:02.760 --> 10:04.720 -Is she hot? -You're an animal. 10:05.320 --> 10:06.360 Do you have a photo? 10:06.440 --> 10:09.920 Guys, I don't see Nadja that way. She's… she's just a colleague. 10:10.000 --> 10:13.480 And a coworker is hands-off. A safe work environment is important. 10:13.560 --> 10:16.320 Then why are you in an open relationship? Come on. 10:18.959 --> 10:21.079 -It's Nadja. -Well, pick up. Pick up. 10:21.160 --> 10:23.280 "Hey, Nadja. It's me Greg." Come on, go. 10:26.600 --> 10:29.400 Hey, Nadja. It's me, Greg. 10:30.600 --> 10:32.280 Uh, now? 10:32.959 --> 10:34.480 Yeah, if you want to. Cool. 10:35.240 --> 10:37.400 -Yeah, of course, great, okay. See you. -Huh? Hmm? 10:39.680 --> 10:40.680 And? 10:43.600 --> 10:45.160 -We're gettin' a drink. -Yeah! 10:45.240 --> 10:46.880 Yeah, yeah. It's just a drink. 10:46.959 --> 10:50.480 We'll make sure Yücel didn't sacrifice himself for nothing. 10:50.560 --> 10:52.160 -Well done. -Guys, hey! No. 10:58.600 --> 11:00.079 Sorry. Hello. 11:01.880 --> 11:04.040 -Hey, partner. -Hey. 11:04.920 --> 11:08.600 So, you look very weird in street clothes. 11:08.680 --> 11:11.760 -You think I look weird? -No, you just look different. 11:11.839 --> 11:13.760 That's all. It's not not good. 11:13.839 --> 11:17.440 Listen, Greg, um, there's something I want to say to you. 11:18.040 --> 11:20.800 Of course. And I'd love to share my knowledge with you. 11:20.880 --> 11:22.400 I've been through so much. 11:22.480 --> 11:24.680 -I don't feel safe working with you. -What? 11:24.760 --> 11:27.000 -This morning, the mugging. -Yeah? 11:27.079 --> 11:28.280 I was all alone. 11:28.360 --> 11:30.240 I just have, um, bone spurs. 11:30.320 --> 11:32.920 And I'd eaten something that was… I felt a bit bloated. 11:33.000 --> 11:34.680 Do you play sports? 11:34.760 --> 11:38.360 Padel. I came from there. I swim sometimes. 11:38.440 --> 11:40.880 -Yeah, my buddy's got a pool at his place. -Not good enough. 11:41.640 --> 11:43.640 Come with me to the gym. CrossFit. 11:44.760 --> 11:47.160 I gotta be honest. I've had some bad experiences at the gym. 11:47.240 --> 11:50.320 I want to help you. Men over 40 decline really quickly. 11:50.400 --> 11:53.360 Your muscles, your testosterone. 11:53.440 --> 11:57.120 If you don't take good care of yourself, it's all downhill from here, Greg. 11:57.199 --> 11:59.240 What should, uh… When should we meet? 11:59.320 --> 12:02.360 -6:30. -Okay. Sounds good. 12:02.440 --> 12:04.040 Yeah. 12:04.120 --> 12:05.680 -Ow! -Enough. 12:05.760 --> 12:08.760 What did I say? No kicking, you hear me? Hi. 12:08.839 --> 12:12.600 -Where were you? -Oh, I was… with Nadja. 12:12.680 --> 12:14.680 To get to know each other a little. 12:14.760 --> 12:18.600 Ah, yeah. You couldn't do that in the eight hours you spend in the car? 12:19.480 --> 12:22.120 We need to stay focused during work. Crime never sleeps. 12:22.199 --> 12:26.160 And what did you talk about? Not me, I guess. 12:26.240 --> 12:28.640 No, just… just work things. 12:29.160 --> 12:31.320 Mm. "Work things." 12:36.120 --> 12:39.280 -I’ve read all his work too. -You know, it’s bizarre. 12:39.360 --> 12:42.040 If I’m honest, I… I’m a bigger fan of Aristotle. 12:42.120 --> 12:45.400 I think his ideas about metaphysics, 12:45.480 --> 12:48.560 they… they’ve been a lot more impactful than Plato’s, 12:48.640 --> 12:51.839 and they’re also very constructive. 12:51.920 --> 12:55.680 Andronicus of Rhodes coined the term “metaphysics,” I believe. 12:55.760 --> 12:58.480 And he refuted Aristotle’s work. 12:58.560 --> 13:02.000 -You also know philosophy? -That’s simply common knowledge. 13:02.079 --> 13:03.719 Of course it is. 13:03.800 --> 13:05.480 And literature? 13:06.240 --> 13:09.680 -It varies. Which century? -The nineteenth. 13:09.760 --> 13:12.839 Dickens, Jane Austen… 13:12.920 --> 13:15.120 The Tachtigers, that’s my favorite. 13:18.880 --> 13:22.480 We are here at the Influencer Awards. 13:22.560 --> 13:27.160 Good Life With Stevie has three nominations! 13:27.240 --> 13:29.400 Ay. 13:29.480 --> 13:34.120 Miss Stevie, I am very grateful that I get to be with you. 13:34.959 --> 13:37.839 Why set the table if we’re not gonna get anything to eat? 13:37.920 --> 13:41.560 It’s time to give out the award for Health and Lifestyle. 13:41.640 --> 13:43.680 The nominees are 13:43.760 --> 13:47.280 Vincent Vegan, Herbal Lux, 13:47.360 --> 13:50.839 and Good Life With Stevie! 13:50.920 --> 13:53.719 And the winner is… 13:53.800 --> 13:56.560 …Vincent Vegan! 14:00.240 --> 14:04.000 But I’m sure you’ll get the award for Positive Change. 14:04.079 --> 14:07.800 And tonight’s award for Positive Change goes to… 14:07.880 --> 14:09.040 Ah! 14:09.120 --> 14:11.360 …Jamie Webber! 14:11.440 --> 14:13.920 You’ll for sure be Influencer of the Year. 14:14.000 --> 14:15.280 Unless I die of hunger. 14:15.360 --> 14:17.479 The Influencer of the Year is 14:17.560 --> 14:19.479 …Sarah Silva! 14:38.920 --> 14:41.160 What are you doing here? 14:41.240 --> 14:45.040 I’ve been asking that myself. The dickhead never showed. 14:45.640 --> 14:47.079 Dickhead? 14:47.160 --> 14:50.160 -The Tinder date that Tess made me go on. -Oh. 14:51.640 --> 14:55.839 What are you doing here? And why do you look so… adequate? 14:55.920 --> 14:58.880 I happen to be meeting someone who has the potential to hire me. 14:58.959 --> 15:02.599 -Oh, you were fired? -No, I’m following my dream. 15:02.680 --> 15:04.599 -Architecture. -Really? 15:04.680 --> 15:06.439 After all of these years, are you? 15:06.520 --> 15:08.640 Yeah. So if you don’t mind… 15:09.160 --> 15:10.800 -Oh. -Ivo. 15:10.880 --> 15:14.439 Mr. Buijsman. It's great to meet you, sir. 15:14.520 --> 15:16.280 Yeah. And this is? 15:16.360 --> 15:18.479 Oh, uh… 15:18.560 --> 15:22.360 This is my wife, but she was just about to head out. 15:22.439 --> 15:24.319 No, no. There’s no need. 15:24.400 --> 15:27.000 -Well… -I’m sure there’s room for three. 15:27.079 --> 15:30.640 -If you don’t have other plans. -No, I have no other plans. 15:34.439 --> 15:37.280 Just chill. It’s my mortgage too, honey. 15:40.040 --> 15:41.439 Dee, Dee! 15:53.560 --> 15:56.280 Okay. You and I met three years ago at Lowlands, 15:56.359 --> 15:57.599 and have been dating ever since. 15:57.680 --> 16:00.760 Please relax. You’re not the only guy who’s hired me to be his girlfriend. 16:00.839 --> 16:02.400 Mike, good to see you. 16:02.479 --> 16:05.680 Kristel, let me introduce you to Veronica, my girlfriend. 16:05.760 --> 16:07.040 We met at Lowlands. 16:07.640 --> 16:10.719 How nice, but I’m sorry, Veronica, 16:10.800 --> 16:12.359 I need to borrow your man for a moment. 16:12.439 --> 16:13.680 Oh. 16:16.839 --> 16:19.199 -Hey, how are you? -Hey. 16:19.280 --> 16:20.760 -All good? -I’m great, you? 16:20.839 --> 16:24.000 Oh, Mike, may I introduce you? Ruben, Head of Content. 16:24.079 --> 16:27.400 And Denise, European Sales. And Mike, our new Director of Fiction. 16:27.479 --> 16:31.079 The famous Mike Mulder. Kristel sent a link to your "course." 16:31.160 --> 16:34.800 Ah. I’m jumping for joy at meeting you. 16:34.880 --> 16:37.800 Yeah, the course. I didn’t mean any of it, obviously. 16:37.880 --> 16:40.760 Mike is working with several in-house creators on a new format. 16:40.839 --> 16:42.640 Great stuff. Refreshing, right? 16:42.719 --> 16:45.479 -Isn’t that right, Mike? -Yeah, it’s all really great. 16:45.560 --> 16:46.640 It’s so exciting. 16:46.719 --> 16:50.160 -How long have you been together? -Hmm. 16:52.959 --> 16:55.280 -Eighteen years. -Mm. 16:56.199 --> 16:59.400 -Any kids? -One. 16:59.479 --> 17:01.920 -A girl. -No. 17:02.000 --> 17:05.079 -A girl? Almost a woman. -Right. 17:05.159 --> 17:07.760 Family’s more important than anything else. 17:07.839 --> 17:11.640 You might not know it, but our firm is also a family business. 17:11.720 --> 17:15.599 I treat all of our employees as if they were my children. 17:15.680 --> 17:18.640 -You know, I would never desert them. -Mm-hmm. 17:20.800 --> 17:22.319 Are you unwell? 17:22.399 --> 17:25.960 Oh, she… she’s getting emotional 17:26.040 --> 17:29.640 because she knows how long I’ve wanted to work with you guys. 17:30.600 --> 17:35.080 Hmm. Mike told me you have a project that you’ve been wanting to show me. 17:35.159 --> 17:36.080 That’s right. 17:36.159 --> 17:39.080 Uh, it’s a very interesting idea, if I say so myself. 17:40.960 --> 17:45.200 A place where everyone, regardless of gender, sex, or background, 17:45.280 --> 17:48.320 can work in a safe and pleasant environment. 17:48.399 --> 17:50.320 Desirée? 17:50.399 --> 17:53.480 -Sander? -Sorry, I know I’m very late. 17:53.560 --> 17:56.919 I sent you a message on the Tinder app, but I didn’t hear anything. 17:57.000 --> 17:59.159 Oh, no problem at all. You’re here now. 18:02.240 --> 18:04.760 -All right, shall we? -Yeah. 18:06.880 --> 18:08.000 Uh… 18:08.080 --> 18:10.760 It’s all wheelchair friendly, 18:10.840 --> 18:12.760 and the acoustics are designed 18:12.840 --> 18:16.960 so that neurodivergent folks won’t get overstimulated. 18:17.040 --> 18:18.399 I find that really cliché. 18:18.480 --> 18:21.200 Everyone always talks about Baudelaire or Proust, 18:21.280 --> 18:25.960 but there’s no French writer with as distinct a voice as George Sand. 18:26.040 --> 18:29.880 But since literary criticism in that era was done by men, 18:29.960 --> 18:32.720 she never achieved the status she deserved. 18:34.280 --> 18:35.600 Would you like a drink? 18:36.560 --> 18:38.120 I’d rather have an aspirin. 18:38.200 --> 18:39.360 Are you feeling sick? 18:39.440 --> 18:41.000 No, no, no, all good. 18:41.080 --> 18:45.320 -We can pick this back up later. -No, no, not later. We’re almost there. 18:45.399 --> 18:47.040 I have ibuprofen. I’ll be right back. 18:47.600 --> 18:49.520 -Perfect. -Of course. 18:53.280 --> 18:55.200 I’m sorry, have you read all of these? 18:55.280 --> 18:57.800 I don’t need much sleep or have a TV. That helps. 18:58.600 --> 18:59.600 Ah. 18:59.679 --> 19:04.200 If a particle and an antiparticle are created during a quantum fluctuation, 19:04.280 --> 19:07.080 there’s a non-zero chance that a single particle 19:07.159 --> 19:10.280 will be created behind the event horizon. 19:13.560 --> 19:15.679 -This isn’t gonna work. -What? 19:15.760 --> 19:18.080 I can just say I didn’t know you were an escort. 19:19.080 --> 19:23.480 -For three years? -Well, better an idiot than a pervert. 19:23.560 --> 19:26.320 Robert won’t say anything. He has a wife and kids. 19:26.399 --> 19:27.800 It’s my only hope. 19:30.520 --> 19:34.560 -And now? Where are we going? -Hmm? 19:34.640 --> 19:36.000 You’ve paid for the whole night. 19:41.399 --> 19:44.040 Do you want me to pretend to be your girlfriend when we’re in bed? 19:44.120 --> 19:47.040 No, no, that’s not necessary. 19:47.120 --> 19:49.159 -The restroom? -Yeah. 19:50.760 --> 19:55.200 Danny, what are you doing? Goddamn it. 19:56.520 --> 19:59.520 Would you mind cleaning up once in a while? The place is a mess. 19:59.600 --> 20:01.960 You have too much stuff. What do you expect? 20:02.040 --> 20:04.600 -You to hire a maid for the house. -Hey, it’s your house. 20:06.200 --> 20:08.080 -Who’s that? -An acquaintance. 20:08.159 --> 20:10.480 Ah. 20:10.560 --> 20:14.240 -Which one did you choose? The blonde one? -Yeah. 20:14.320 --> 20:15.640 -And now? -I paid until midnight. 20:15.720 --> 20:18.040 -And I don’t want to offend her, so… -My date failed. 20:18.120 --> 20:19.600 Shall I do the honors for you? 20:19.679 --> 20:22.640 -No, go fuck yourself. -She’s an escort, what does she care? 20:22.720 --> 20:25.000 -Just be normal. -No, I’m serious. 20:25.560 --> 20:27.480 I’m Danny. I live here too. 20:27.560 --> 20:28.440 Yeah, this is Danny. 20:28.520 --> 20:30.960 I was just telling him I’m tired. Can I call you a car maybe? 20:31.640 --> 20:32.800 I’ll do it myself. 20:33.440 --> 20:34.640 You look nice. 20:43.080 --> 20:45.000 -Oh. -Hi. 20:45.080 --> 20:47.000 -Mom’s got one. -What? 20:47.080 --> 20:49.800 -You’re saying she brought that guy home? -Yep. 20:49.880 --> 20:53.480 -This is not a dormitory. -How was the interview? 20:53.560 --> 20:55.040 Are you hired? 20:57.800 --> 21:00.200 Well, I don’t know. Ugh. 21:00.280 --> 21:04.320 It was a strange night, and now I’m broke. 21:04.399 --> 21:07.760 I’m always gonna be proud of you. No matter what. 21:11.560 --> 21:14.120 -Can I have some cash? -Cash? 21:14.200 --> 21:16.440 -Also for my driving lessons. -Driving lesson? 21:16.520 --> 21:20.280 Yeah. If I didn’t vape before I was 18, you said you’d pay for lessons. 21:20.760 --> 21:24.120 I can start tomorrow. I called Merel. Thank you. 21:24.200 --> 21:25.200 Hey. 21:32.440 --> 21:34.919 Jesus, Greg, can you hit that thing? 21:35.000 --> 21:36.560 -What? -Hit it. 21:36.640 --> 21:39.040 Yeah. 21:40.040 --> 21:42.399 -What… what time is it? -5:30. 21:42.480 --> 21:44.880 -What? -I’ve gotta go to CrossFit. 21:44.960 --> 21:48.520 Go back to sleep, honey. 21:48.600 --> 21:49.600 Huh? 22:09.439 --> 22:10.720 -You okay? -Yeah. 22:10.800 --> 22:12.040 I swear, he’s in love. 22:12.120 --> 22:15.120 Nobody would get up at 6:00 a.m. if they weren’t. 22:15.200 --> 22:18.640 Normally, he goes to the bathroom at 6:00 a.m., not CrossFit. 22:18.720 --> 22:20.720 I’m afraid you don’t get open relationships. 22:20.800 --> 22:22.000 Have you seen her Instagram? 22:22.080 --> 22:24.159 Those legs. She looks like a freakin' model. 22:24.240 --> 22:28.360 Exactly. A woman like that wouldn’t be interested in Greg. 22:28.439 --> 22:30.600 What? You find him attractive, don’t you? 22:30.679 --> 22:33.000 I have to go. 22:35.280 --> 22:36.640 Pfft. 22:37.640 --> 22:40.840 -Your endometriosis has gotten worse. -Really? 22:41.360 --> 22:42.439 I thought it was better. 22:43.520 --> 22:47.480 Extra-uterine cells have caused multiple adhesions around your ovaries, 22:47.560 --> 22:50.399 a significant increase since your last checkup. 22:50.480 --> 22:53.800 I would recommend a hysterectomy in your case. 22:54.480 --> 22:57.080 -Take it all out? -Unless you want children, I would. 22:59.640 --> 23:00.640 Hmm. 23:00.720 --> 23:02.480 Ms. Stevie? 23:03.840 --> 23:06.080 Ay, Ms. Stevie. 23:06.159 --> 23:08.360 Not so loud. 23:09.360 --> 23:10.880 You’re a trending topic. 23:12.520 --> 23:14.000 Really? Why though? 23:15.120 --> 23:17.159 -Can I get a photo? -No, please don’t. 23:17.240 --> 23:19.000 I’m using your mascara, but it clumps. 23:19.080 --> 23:22.000 You shouldn’t listen to influencers, you stupid idiot. 23:26.280 --> 23:29.240 Are you actually vomiting on your followers? 23:29.320 --> 23:31.320 The memes are even worse. 23:36.800 --> 23:40.439 The mascara collaboration is over, and Health Magazine dropped us. 23:40.520 --> 23:44.399 Okay, I get it. Just tell me what to do. 23:52.520 --> 23:55.080 Right. Gas, brake, clutch. 23:55.159 --> 23:58.200 That’s your turn signal here. It’s not just for show. 23:58.280 --> 24:00.040 And move your seat forward. 24:00.120 --> 24:02.800 Yeah, it’s like you’re sitting in the back seat. 24:02.880 --> 24:05.880 Mirrors. Rear, side, that one. 24:05.960 --> 24:08.159 You really love your work, don’t you? 24:11.320 --> 24:12.600 -Quick, follow that car. -What? 24:12.679 --> 24:14.399 -Tess, go. Just do what I say. -No, Merel. 24:14.480 --> 24:16.280 This is my first lesson, I don’t know how. 24:16.360 --> 24:18.120 Jesus, I’ll tell you. Come on. Yup. 24:18.200 --> 24:22.120 Come on. Gas. Yeah, gas, gas, gas. 24:26.360 --> 24:29.640 -Are you sore? -No, I feel like a new man. 24:29.720 --> 24:32.480 Give it time. Your wife won’t recognize you anymore. 24:32.560 --> 24:33.919 Yeah. 24:37.840 --> 24:38.960 -That’s weird. -What? 24:39.040 --> 24:41.000 It looks like that car is following us. 24:43.679 --> 24:45.080 -Press the clutch. -Yeah? Which? 24:45.159 --> 24:46.480 First. No, I mean second. 24:46.560 --> 24:49.399 -Why are we following that car? -That’s my husband. He’s with his lover. 24:49.480 --> 24:51.000 -Huh, Greg? -Don’t worry, step on it. 24:52.200 --> 24:53.320 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 24:53.399 --> 24:55.240 I’m gonna turn here. See what they do. 24:55.919 --> 24:57.399 DRIVING LESSON. YOU? 25:00.000 --> 25:02.200 Yeah, they’re following us. 25:03.240 --> 25:04.360 STOP IT!!! 25:04.439 --> 25:05.720 What are you texting about? 25:05.800 --> 25:07.480 -Should I pull them over? -No. 25:08.919 --> 25:12.280 It’s my wife. She’s just joking around. 25:14.560 --> 25:16.800 Hurry up, kid. 25:18.040 --> 25:20.600 -What are you doing? -That man’s walking across the street. 25:20.679 --> 25:22.840 Oh God, I didn’t see him. 25:24.679 --> 25:29.159 Last night I fell prey to one of my worst fears, spiking. 25:29.840 --> 25:33.880 It’s like I’m not myself in those videos. Who is that person? It’s not me. 25:34.399 --> 25:36.600 This shame cuts deep. 25:37.679 --> 25:39.280 And that’s why I want to warn you all. 25:39.360 --> 25:42.240 Always keep an eye on your drinks. Always. 25:42.320 --> 25:44.679 And should you ever wake up with a headache, 25:44.760 --> 25:47.520 I think you should get Tea Buddha. 25:47.600 --> 25:51.600 New customers can put in this discount code and get a free mug. 25:51.679 --> 25:55.520 This job clearly gets to you, so why do you keep it up? 25:55.600 --> 25:57.840 Why do you think? To earn money. 25:57.919 --> 26:00.000 But wouldn’t you rather do something that feels good? 26:02.720 --> 26:06.040 Okay, listen up. Life is not that simple, sweetheart. 26:06.120 --> 26:09.080 You don’t believe anyone can stop you at your age, I know. 26:09.159 --> 26:12.120 The thing is, real life isn’t like that, trust me. 26:12.199 --> 26:13.960 What did you want to be when you were my age? 26:15.199 --> 26:16.199 Well… 26:16.960 --> 26:18.760 Merel Streep. 26:22.080 --> 26:23.120 Hmm. 26:31.640 --> 26:35.120 So, Veronica, right? She’s great. 26:35.640 --> 26:37.480 She sucks so hard, the sheet goes up your ass. 26:38.120 --> 26:41.600 -Nothing happened. -Aha. I’ve got some recommendations. 26:41.679 --> 26:44.800 -I’m not a whore-hopper. -Hey, who is? 26:44.880 --> 26:47.720 Saturday I had an Argentinian. Man, oh man. 26:47.800 --> 26:49.880 If there were a Nobel Prize for fucking, God… 26:49.960 --> 26:53.080 Let me show you my spreadsheet. It’s right here. 26:53.159 --> 26:55.360 -Mike, you have a minute? -Yeah, sure thing. 26:55.439 --> 26:58.880 Good luck, man. I’ll, uh, email you that information. 27:04.399 --> 27:06.640 Did you invite an escort to my premiere? 27:07.640 --> 27:10.720 -What is that based on? -She was speaking to Robert. 27:10.800 --> 27:13.600 Yeah, but they go way back. They’re very old friends. 27:13.679 --> 27:15.439 Robert doesn’t have friends. 27:15.520 --> 27:18.840 No, but you don’t honestly believe I would stoop to that? 27:20.399 --> 27:23.240 "Veronica, a classy date for a classy guy"? 27:24.640 --> 27:27.000 Listen, a friend said I had to. 27:27.080 --> 27:29.840 He said I couldn’t go to that premiere alone. 27:29.919 --> 27:31.880 It was all your friend? 27:31.960 --> 27:34.120 I didn’t do anything with her. Really. Telling the truth. 27:34.199 --> 27:35.960 Don’t worry. I know. 27:36.040 --> 27:39.399 Why would a man as good-looking as you have to pay for sex? 27:40.240 --> 27:42.919 Uh… 27:43.000 --> 27:45.439 I’ll let you go. Looks like someone wants you. 27:46.159 --> 27:51.120 Kristel, please don’t tell my team, okay? I don’t think they’d really understand. 27:51.199 --> 27:52.800 I won’t say a word. 28:06.280 --> 28:08.240 -It’s really nice here. -Thank you. 28:08.320 --> 28:10.360 -Very nice. -It’s nicer than my house. 28:10.439 --> 28:13.840 Thanks for coming out tonight. I appreciate it. 28:13.919 --> 28:15.720 Thanks for making my boss think I whore-hopped. 28:17.199 --> 28:18.159 Well, you did. 28:18.240 --> 28:19.840 No way. I never did any of that. 28:22.800 --> 28:26.320 It’s that sexist Robert. He’s spamming me with dirty links. 28:26.399 --> 28:29.840 You’re the sexist. Hiring a woman to be your arm candy, seriously? 28:29.919 --> 28:32.560 You had Desirée be your date to your meeting with Levi. 28:32.640 --> 28:35.159 -That was different. I just ran into her. -Yeah. 28:35.240 --> 28:38.679 And here you go. One, two, and three for you. 28:38.760 --> 28:41.399 -Oh, no, no, no. Sorry, I’m out. -It’s my treat. 28:41.480 --> 28:45.720 I want to be fresh tomorrow. New era, new man. 28:45.800 --> 28:47.959 Yeah, you’re looking real fresh, Greg. 28:48.040 --> 28:50.080 -See ya. -Yo. 28:51.679 --> 28:54.879 -Good evening, gentlemen. -Doctor? 28:54.959 --> 28:58.879 -Are you good? No issues with your-- -No, no problems. Okay, thank you. 28:58.959 --> 29:01.639 The women who made all of this possible. 29:01.720 --> 29:03.000 Oh! 29:03.080 --> 29:04.240 -Um… -Mwah. 29:05.120 --> 29:08.919 -And you must be Armand, huh? -Yes. Yes, I am. 29:09.000 --> 29:12.520 Nice to meet you. Yeah. It’s great to have you here. 29:12.600 --> 29:15.399 -Please follow me. -Oh, that’s not… Thank you. 29:15.480 --> 29:16.480 -Yeah? -Yes. 29:16.560 --> 29:18.120 Sure. Hi. 29:18.199 --> 29:19.639 -Hey. Hey. -Hi. 29:21.679 --> 29:23.800 I think they’ve rubbed off on him. 29:23.879 --> 29:25.199 Everything okay? 29:28.000 --> 29:30.399 Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. 29:30.480 --> 29:35.000 Here. Sometimes we drink to forget, but don’t forget to drink. 29:37.760 --> 29:38.760 Mm. 29:40.959 --> 29:43.040 What are you talking about? 29:44.840 --> 29:47.040 Stop it, Jason, that’s mine. 29:48.120 --> 29:49.240 Give it back. 29:50.879 --> 29:52.080 -Greg. -Hmm? 29:52.159 --> 29:53.199 I’m gonna be an actor. 29:54.560 --> 29:57.280 What? I mean it. 29:57.360 --> 30:00.040 -At your age, Merel? -I’m not gonna be a model. An actress. 30:00.120 --> 30:03.600 Maybe you should be a comedian instead. You’re hilarious this evening. 30:03.679 --> 30:04.959 Is dinner ready? 30:07.800 --> 30:08.800 Greg! ner ready?